general_chat

[lilac quarry]

it's done.

[ivory grail]

I don't know

[deep kestrel]

I'm so deep in the code that I haven't played this game actually in years.

[stone meadow]

you didnt take away an a dumbass

you replaced it

fucking idiot

[lilac quarry]

is the a fucking gone

IT'S GONE

SO I TOOK IT AWAY

[stone meadow]

do you see who i work with???

the caliber of person???

[lilac quarry]

like your family when they replaced you with the right son

[toxic relic]

i remember peepeepoopoo chat

you're not innocent frog

[plush cobalt]

I haven't done either in a while (excluding a few times playing b42 for someone who wanted to see) & have unfortunately had no desire to work on my PZ projects

[stone meadow]

whoa too far you know im adopted

[lilac quarry]

yeah adopted into my arms

[deep kestrel]

I haven't even tried 42. I've only coded in it.

[stone meadow]

💋

[plush cobalt]

I think there might be a PR sitting on one of my umbrella-adjacent repos that I keep meaning to peek at 😅

[lilac quarry]

me and frogski in september

absolutely

[stone meadow]

accurate representation of my ass

[plush cobalt]

Prove it

[stone meadow]

banned for hacked client

[toxic relic]

crazy

they silence the truth

[stone meadow]

lokiel will confirm once he sees me

[deep kestrel]

ganerul chat

[burnt kite]

Gangstalicious shorts for thugs

[ivory grail]

Mommy why does the mods fight?

[stone meadow]

we arent

[plush cobalt]

They're wrestling

[stone meadow]

we're flirting

hardcore

[lilac quarry]

mud wrestling

[deep kestrel]

a-alright. Back to coding.

[karmic jetty]

printf hello chat

[toxic relic]

what is hardcore flirting

[stone meadow]

now that the ethics of a power imbalance are gone due to both of us being mods, its on

[toxic relic]

how do i win

[last spoke]

🥔This is how they bond

[plush cobalt]

You start with casual matches and then you get into competitive flirting

[deep kestrel]

Oh and dropping this in here because YouTube decided to play this while I was asleep last night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sabmaDSxtZ0

It's good

[plush cobalt]

If the paradise is so forgotten then how did they get the sounds

[karmic jetty]

they forgor

[stone meadow]

remembered

[toxic relic]

i need to train for the flirting championship, will you be my mentor?

[plush cobalt]

You're ready for the big leagues already

[toxic relic]

😏

[onyx igloo]

im looking at old cars
so apparently before airbags there was a safety system that pulls the steering wheel away from you

[stone meadow]

before airbags there was this safety system called "dont be a bitch" and they yeeted you through the windshield

[onyx igloo]

no you got brain damage

talking from experience here

[stone meadow]

yeah i do

[plush cobalt]

The one that pulls the steering wheel away from you was meant to be a mechanical form of Jesus taking the wheel

[burnt kite]

Before airbags there were no safety systems, you just fucking die

[stone meadow]

before seatbelts you just stacked all 14 of your kids in the back seat

like tetris

[onyx igloo]

i was just about to say

like tetris

[stone meadow]

the more packed together they were the safer

[plush cobalt]

Even with seatbelts I remember squeezing into a car with visiting cousins that definitely couldn't accommodate all of us

[stone meadow]

thats why people back then had 10 children

[plush cobalt]

The order of the words in this sentence is all fucked up but I can't be bothered

[stone meadow]

well in my home country they just straight up hid rear seatbelts

cause it wasnt manly

[plush cobalt]

Hid them? Like you had to hunt for them

Ohh

[stone meadow]

as in they were under the seats

so if you wanted to get them

[plush cobalt]

The manliest thing to do in a car crash is die

[stone meadow]

youd have to lift the seats up

well the only time ypud wear a seatbelt as a driver is if you see the police

[onyx igloo]

i dont get the whole seatbelt thing
dont you like slide around without it

[bronze moat]

Huh.

March 17,2025: scientists FROZE LIGHT

[stone meadow]

yeah but what are you a pussy

[onyx igloo]

yes

[stone meadow]

why do you need to survive a crash

[bronze moat]

I am what I eat

[onyx igloo]

my mom would be sad

[stone meadow]

fhat is the mentality of most kyrgyz drivers

[onyx igloo]

my dad too

uhmm my grandparents

[stone meadow]

the fact 90% of the drivers bought their licenses has nothing to do with it

and a toxic culture of being a manly man

[onyx igloo]

where did the whole manly man thing begin

[stone meadow]

manlier to die in a minor accident than be caught dead wearing a seatbelt

[plush cobalt]

Pop science headline spotted

[bronze moat]

1972 dodge dart. Solid steel. Waist band seat belt.

If you crashed that thing at 60+ mph your body would jello-fy

[toxic relic]

i never wore a seatbelt but thats because they stuck the boys in the back on the truck bed without the hood

[stone meadow]

CANCER CURED

[bronze moat]

Yeah reading all the deets now. Looks neat

[plush cobalt]

Article: (in a petri dish)

[toxic relic]

if you were part of the kids in the family you didnt get the privilege of surviving

[stone meadow]

(one study on a bacteria on one specific type of cancer)

[onyx igloo]

whenever im in the backseat and my dad turns a corner a little too fast for my taste i keep trying to press the pretend brake

[toxic relic]

weak

[onyx igloo]

i am

[stone meadow]

My friends drive like they dont have families to return to

[toxic relic]

do handstands on the truck bed while your semi drunk uncle does donuts in the store parking lot

[stone meadow]

every time i sit in their cars i hang on to the handlebars like a rollercoaster

[plush cobalt]

I had one insane driver parent and one extremely cautious driver parent

[onyx igloo]

which was which

[plush cobalt]

The result: I don't drive

[plush cobalt]

I feel like it's what you'd guess

[stone meadow]

id rather make it 1 hour late than 20 mins early and dead

[onyx igloo]

i actually enjoy driving a bit

[plush cobalt]

Dad was wild driver, mom was cautious

[toxic relic]

you had two parents? rich

[plush cobalt]

I hired them both yes

[stone meadow]

I got anxiety and i hate driving cause it kicks in when i do

[onyx igloo]

my dad has always been the chill parent and my mom is a drill sergeant

[bronze moat]

Gardisal vaccine cured around 3-4 causes of cervical cancer didn’t it? Progress is progress

[onyx igloo]

it always kicks in before i start driving

[plush cobalt]

The issue isn't the science, it's the misleading headlines

[stone meadow]

on top of the usual "what do people think of my shitass driving" i got "im behind the wheel of a 2 ton vehicle that could obliterate a family of 5 if i dont pay attention for a second"

[toxic relic]

this is the way

[stone meadow]

So I hate driving

[plush cobalt]

Like saying scientists “froze light” implies something v different than what's described in their research

Still cool, but sensationalized

[bronze moat]

My commute into seattle is 30 minutes at 60 mph. I do it in 20 minutes.

So average speed is 90

[stone meadow]

Couldnt care less if i died myself driving but knowing i could involve qn innocent bystander is what stresses me

[plush cobalt]

I'd forgive you

[stone meadow]

which is why id prefer riding a bike

[toxic relic]

bruh why are you driving 200km/h

[gleaming stream]

What if you got paralyzed neck down

[vital marten]

15 mph over some railroad tracks

[toxic relic]

its closer to 150 km/h but still

[stone meadow]

still my fault

[onyx igloo]

why are you questioning him

[stone meadow]

my issue is my actions being consequences for someone else

[toxic relic]

socratic dialogue is the premise for a democratic conversation

[stone meadow]

i couldnt live with that

[plush cobalt]

What if you had to either run over 5 people or swerve to hit 1 clone of yourself

[onyx igloo]

whenever im driving for experience my WHOLE FAMILY joins me

[stone meadow]

id hit 5 clones of myself

[onyx igloo]

thats what freaks me the hell out

[stone meadow]

theyd all get it

[onyx igloo]

and my mom is yelling backseat driver

jesus

[vital marten]

lol

[spiral flint]

Hey yo, im not sure where to ask this, so ill ask it here and you guys will surely correct me lol

[onyx igloo]

sometimes i just wanna yell "STFU AND LET ME DRIVE!"

[toxic relic]

didnt even get to the question

[plush cobalt]

#server-compass may help

[stone meadow]

8f theres one thing internet nerds love to do is correct people

[plush cobalt]

Correct

[bronze moat]

That’s sadly the norm everywhere. Society by and large is click-bait driven.

Is the parable of the puddle at work and the only way to get people to pause, stop and MAYBE read

[onyx igloo]

my grandpa takes me driving sometimes
i prefer that

[spiral flint]

i want to find a server that has ingame currency

for stores

[stone meadow]

wow you actually want that?

[spiral flint]

yeah

[gleaming stream]

Frogski you might be brainwashed by french or autistic but frogski you are a good men

[stone meadow]

cant help you there unfortunately

[toxic relic]

i thought the beginning was reddit speak
30m father of 8f child who keeps shitting the bed while singing the wiggles big red car

[onyx igloo]

8 years old shit the bed?

[surreal mirage]

[spiral flint]

i wanna open up a general goods store on a server but none ive seen does that

[stone meadow]

me (24M) and my autistic child (8F)

[bronze moat]

There are plenty. Or make your own. Several mods have currency

[stone meadow]

thanks

[plush cobalt]

If every man turns to evil I will continue to reject the logic of every man

[onyx igloo]

me (17M fucking stupid)

[spiral flint]

I cant make my own lol my pc would die LOL

but thanks anyways ill keep going through until i find one thanks guys

[toxic relic]

me [40m] currently considering how much plastic one can eat before dying

[quasi slate]

holy shit i was sweating like crazy the timer almost ran out and i killed the boss just before

[bronze moat]

Is why I still text wall in a society that cannot read more than 20 words without having a visceral neurological reaction

[plush cobalt]

Just straight plastic or prepared as a meal

[onyx igloo]

i'd say about 40 plastic bottles

[toxic relic]

just plastic

[rain mango]

WHY'D THE INDIE STONE HIRE MF MORDECAI THIS GAME WILL NEVER RELEASE

[toxic relic]

lets say in the form of plastic bottles

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/aw-sick-mordecai-regular-show-gross-eww-gif-17328057276578203996

[toxic relic]

not accumulated microplastics

[onyx igloo]

is that really how bad it is?

[rain mango]

we're screwed

mordecai himself joined the dev team

[plush cobalt]

This is a funny joke but you're very late

[stone meadow]

ok gatekeeper

sorry someone made this joke before you

[plush cobalt]

I have to judge the message for being months late

He joined like a billion years ago in internet time

[stone meadow]

you arent allowed to be funny anymore

[onyx igloo]

hes gonna update project zomboid and everything from the game is gonna appear from a magic portal into our universe

[plush cobalt]

Unless I approve yeah

[stone meadow]

how about i dissaprove of you

as a human being

[plush cobalt]

You can't stay mad a lil ol' me

[stone meadow]

youre right

[onyx igloo]

hes just a little guy cmon

[stone meadow]

i cant

we're lovers after all

[plush cobalt]

Now watch me do my little dance

[bronze moat]

Remember what I said about 4.0 college graduates who walk out of classes if they have to READ A BOOK?

Yeah its that bad.

Average attention spans are dropping to under 10 seconds If you cannot hook someone in under that time, they move in or swipe, or whatever.

[toxic relic]

is the requirement to becoming part of the indie stone that you need to be in a relationship with senior chat members as well as the rest of the dev team

[plush cobalt]

It's just a big polycule

[stone meadow]

well one of the new ones at least

[vital marten]

With no Benson we are fr doomed

Pz gonna fall apart

[toxic relic]

is there nepotism for spouses/romantic relationships

[stone meadow]

if you arent at least a little freaky and a little involved with some prominent members you cant join

[surreal mirage]

Freakski

[stone meadow]

i only became mod cause me and nasko share a bond

[toxic relic]

ok sailor

[plush cobalt]

Blackmail is the bond

[stone meadow]

yeah i know what he did

I got pics

[toxic relic]

is that why omar requests feet pics

[bronze moat]

Game devs are all freaky. Everywhere lol

[toxic relic]

blackmail?

[stone meadow]

Nasko aint even a dev

[surreal mirage]

#frogski-feet-requests

[plush cobalt]

I have never requested feet pics in my years on this planet

[stone meadow]

hes not that important 🧌

[vital marten]

They all have special Developer Socks

[bronze moat]

Or dev adjacent.

[vital marten]

I’ve seen them

[stone meadow]

Im still waiting on my indiestone swag

[oblique stream]

20 words? Thats a whole novel!

[stone meadow]

if only i could take time off for a convention id be able to snag some

beard has an indiestone backpack i want

[bronze moat]

I’ve had relations with people who worked on bethesda titles, cyberpunk, and other AAA games.

Even attended some raves and gotten drunk/high with quite a few devs in my time in the industry.

Gamers love to party.

[bronze moat]

I know lol

[stone meadow]

youve had relations? like what im thinking of?

[oblique stream]

Just as 14 pages is a whole book

[bronze moat]

The payday 2 devs lost their booth at Pax years ago, so they partied at a night club. Is how I got the exclusive PAX masks in game

[oblique stream]

translators doing the shittiest job ever got more swag from tis than you

[toxic relic]

No understanding of how scanty 20 words is. One can succinctly explain something, however, brevity is the soul of wit.

[stone meadow]

whatd they get

[toxic relic]

that was exactly 20 words

[bronze moat]

Yeah. I used to be quite active in the club/rave scene and after parties.

Using polite terms to say I’ve seen many game devs in their b-day suits

[stone meadow]

i will use this in my case agaisnt tis

[toxic relic]

i hope someone appreciates that effort

[stone meadow]

game devs are some hoes

I got a special thanks in credits but that was before I was a mod, I demand more

[oblique stream]

Look at #translations pin

[bronze moat]

Gotta love it! I’m poly, pan, and open. So same boat

[stone meadow]

which one

[vital marten]

Tie up RJ and you will have all you wish

[wraith dust]

Project Freakzoid

[oblique stream]

The nasko one

[stone meadow]

I could get my hands on rj soon

[bronze moat]

Make goth boots in the vanilla game! You can make em in blender!

[bronze moat]

People who worked on Zelda games are just as freaky

[gleaming stream]

You want the hideo kojima treatment like in MGSV ?

[stone meadow]

damn they really did get quite a bit

[stone meadow]

its ok once i meet them all in person i will demand it

they cant escape me then

[wraith dust]

twilight princess was goat

[oblique stream]

Ive seen community russian translation and regret that didn't hop on it earlier

The translation was so ass

[vital marten]

Freaking it up

[oblique stream]

Now its so professionally ass

[wraith dust]

rei plushie spotted

[bronze moat]

My fav remains oot, majoras mask and windwaker. I treat those like a trilogy. My name is in the credits of one em :3

[oblique stream]

Thats a lotta words

[bronze moat]

Also have Ashoka

[oblique stream]

Too bad I can't read

[toxic hawk]

Got you bitch (said in a friendly manner)
Touching imimenent

[toxic relic]

its a hamlet quote bruv

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-poking-poke-imma-touch-you-im-gonna-touch-u-gif-11953692277820753700

[toxic hawk]

Not if I touch you first.

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-burnice-zzz-burnice-friday-gif-11076673233023703881

[toxic relic]

“My liege, and madam, to expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is,
What day is day, night night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day, and time;
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief. Your noble son is mad…”

[oblique stream]

Its a duke nukem quote mate

[bronze moat]

I bite my thumb at thee

[vital marten]

Chicken nugget

[bronze moat]

And darth vader is that guy from fortnite

[cedar bolt]

me when I start the game and all my mods are disabled

[bronze moat]

Did you add them BEFORE you started a new game?

[oblique stream]

He isnt?

[toxic relic]

do you bite your thumb at us?
is the law by your side if you say ay?
if not then you bite your tongue not at sir

[bronze moat]

Both things can be true

[cedar bolt]

I'm in the main menu
wanted to activate 2 new mods I just downloaded and ALL my mods are disabled

[toxic relic]

romeo and juliet

act 1, scene 1

[oblique stream]

Imagine reading hamlet

[toxic relic]

ive read hamlet several times lmao

i even remember that the lines i quoted are from act 2, scene 2

polonius fr

[bronze moat]

I read all of shakespeare in 8th grade then again a few years later for funsies

[cedar bolt]

plus the game is in fullscreen instead of borderless
that is not okay

[bronze moat]

I also read all the “classics” over the course of about 5 years. All. Of. Them.

Something like 200 ish books

[severe agate]

I don't read anything older than 100 years old

[oblique stream]

Old people's fun

[toxic relic]

it is fun bruv

reading is fun

[bronze moat]

Not bragging. Not intentionally at least. I read a lot.

Also have some published essays and spoke at a few universities when I was vying to become a professor. That fell through.

[karmic jetty]

am so eepy

[bronze moat]

Then eeep. Or game. There is only game or eep. May eat

[karmic jetty]

wanted to game but too eepy

[oblique stream]

Sure it is

[toxic relic]

i do think shakespeare is overrated in the sense that his work has over-saturated our attention compared to others of his calibre and time-whether or not thats justified based on how influential he was or how he became influential, by his work alone or his popularity or both, is something i think about

[oblique stream]

I can tell because Ive read all of the whimpy kid diary books

[bronze moat]

Is RIF even a thing in school anymore?

I grew up in the high days of RIF and schoolastic book fairs

[oblique stream]

And have a collection somewhere in the old house

[fair yacht]

[bronze moat]

I read the similarion in 6th grade

[toxic relic]

i dont know what that is most likely because i didnt grow up in america

[bronze moat]

Got the hobbit and LOTR and had to read more tolkien. So by 9th grade I knew everything about tolkien

[karmic jetty]

havent read anything past the blue book where they got stuck in the house bcs of a winter storm

[quasi slate]

eimgat

[toxic relic]

bruh cabin fever?

you're behind

[karmic jetty]

yes

[oblique stream]

I remember reading Mumu in 5th grade

[karmic jetty]

all i heard is after that is just bad

[finite mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-me-on-my-hot-mouth-gif-5248098706142623700

[toxic relic]

i think wimpy kid should stop writing all those journals

grow as a person bruv you have issues clearly

[karmic jetty]

hes a sociopath

the things hes done were criminal and he showed no remorse

[oblique stream]

Novel where mute russian peasant had to drown his dog because of the bitchy nobel woman

[cedar bolt]

I'm looking a bit at the games settings
whats the differnce between the normal font and the dyslexic font

[oblique stream]

Was my favorite novel, though crime and punishment was better

[oblique stream]

You can turn it on and see

Its apparent

[cedar bolt]

nothing changes really except the font is a bit bigger

I thought there would be more behind it

[oblique stream]

Letters are different in dyslexic font

[toxic relic]

yoo if you like that you may like fathers and sons, same author

[oblique stream]

I also really liked 451 fahrenheit

Though couldn't get myself to read other novels from the author

[bronze moat]

RIF = reading is fundamental. Is a thing that started in the 1980’s to get kids to read more.

Schoolastic is a company. They got all kinds of books, novels, etc. like the chronicles of Narnia. Ms. frisbee and the rats of Nihm, etc.

Each year schools would hand out a catalog so kids and parents could order books at an EXTREME discount.

I.e. I got the Hobbit and Lord of the rings all for $5

[toxic relic]

why not free

[bronze moat]

Cause Murica

[severe agate]

They should bring it back cuz i think the average reading comprehension has gone down

[toxic relic]

if you really care about kids reading why dont you fund libraries and supply them with those books

[bronze moat]

It has. The 2025 report is abysmal

[oblique stream]

I thought every school had free library

[toxic relic]

good book, this is overstated, but still good book

[bronze moat]

Movie remakes of it are interesting.

[toxic relic]

nah a lot of schools either have no library or its severly underfunded/lacking

[oblique stream]

Ive also read martian chronicles

[bronze moat]

Yeah texas commitee of 12 people determine what goes into libraries. They removed around 1/3 of all books from schools 4-5 years ago

[toxic relic]

isnt that also ray bradbury

[oblique stream]

And got absolutely nothing out of it

[bronze moat]

YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BEE GUN!!!

[oblique stream]

It is

[bronze moat]

A GUN THAT SHOOTS BEES

[toxic relic]

something wicked this way comes?

that may be a good recommendation

[oblique stream]

Nah

[toxic relic]

fair

[oblique stream]

Honestly that shit was boring

[bronze moat]

Yeah that book is like he was high on acid. I never see any deep meaning in the martian chronicles

[onyx igloo]

my sister is refusing to help me clean up

[vital marten]

Organic ammo

[vital marten]

Throw your sister in the trash

Shrimple

[toxic relic]

lol i see, i think when a work is so influential in its time that its tropes and story is borrowed and used in the future it becomes rote in hindsight

[burnt kite]

I usually don't bother to see any deep meaning in media. Good read is a good read, good watch is a good watch

[toxic relic]

i would challenge that thought

[onyx igloo]

Have you ever heard of ass whooping

[toxic relic]

critical thinking is very important

[vital marten]

Your sister can whoop your ass Sean?

[burnt kite]

I am capable of critically thinking

[oblique stream]

Still, 451 fahrenheit was interesting, despite how much it was borrowed from

[vital marten]

All I gotta do to win is sit on my sister

[toxic relic]

i dont underestimate your capability, moreso you're choice to not use that skill

it is a knife that can become dull over time

[burnt kite]

But I had breakfast this morning

[toxic relic]

if not sharpened

[toxic relic]

ah fair, if you dont like his other work no worries

[vital marten]

The brain is a muscle or something, you must exercise it

[toxic relic]

erhm, the brain is not a muscle

[burnt kite]

Brain is goo

Goobledy goo

[bronze moat]

You know those scenes in horror movies where you are at a random rest stop on the highway. Middle of nowhere.

[vital marten]

What if my brain is a muscle

[toxic relic]

[burnt kite]

The Long Drive lookin building

[neat moat]

its daylight and youre fine

[vital marten]

Gotta drive by at 2 am

Look for the lady in white

[bronze moat]

The early 60’s movie is sooo…. Weird

[neat moat]

white shirt white pants white blouse white hair?

white what

[vital marten]

Just white

[toxic relic]

why do people still believe in ghosts

[mellow birch]

I’ve never understood why people say that.

[neat moat]

so a white lady?

[mellow birch]

do you have any idea?

[toxic relic]

that the brain is a muscle?

[mellow birch]

yeah

[severe agate]

Brain is brain

[bronze moat]

Old phonebooths inside

[neat moat]

theyre saying you need to train ot

[burnt kite]

Braaaaaaaiiiiiinz

[neat moat]

exercise it

[toxic relic]

i think its meant to be metaphorical

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/mk8-rengoku-death-rengoku-demon-slayer-demon-slayer-characters-gif-26565122

[neat moat]

I dont have a house dummy

[burnt kite]

How quaint

[mellow birch]

I’ve had adults in my life tell me it was literal when I was a kid

[bronze moat]

Cause “you need to use it or lose it”. Like a muscle, the more you use it the better it gets

[toxic relic]

huh

[vital marten]

Do it while I sleep for the best surprise

[oblique stream]

I think the last book I've bought is fnaf book

[mellow birch]

one of them was a fucking nurse

[oblique stream]

Or the miles morales novel

[bronze moat]

Idaho

[toxic relic]

then i can only assume that people took the phrase as fact

and it became a factoid

[mellow birch]

I thought it was weird and didn’t really believe it

because brain don’t move, muscle make move

that what it is

[burnt kite]

That explains everything. Idaho is not a real state, it's an abandoned tato field

[mellow birch]

even when I was a kid I thought that was strange

[toxic relic]

yeah the brain is an organ made mostly of fat with arteries and arterioles

[toxic relic]

fair thought

[bronze moat]

I am INSIDE state of decay IRL

[toxic relic]

its true that its not a muscle

[severe agate]

Maybe the message is to just eat brains which means Dr. Zomboss is right

https://tenor.com/view/dr-zomboss-gif-21044623

[bronze moat]

I got family here. Headed into Utah atm

[neat moat]

It would be nice if our brain was like in our chest

headshots are so cheap

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/cWYnkzaUzZ0 @karmic jetty

[toxic relic]

you could just get shot in the chest instead

[burnt kite]

Wont chestshots become cheap if thats the case

[toxic relic]

my thought exactly

[neat moat]

Body armor

[toxic relic]

helmet

[neat moat]

Easy

No

[burnt kite]

Helmet is for shrapnel mostly

[neat moat]

You cant have as much protection and you need space for eyes

[bronze moat]

Is why spaceship designs are also cheesy.

Place the bridge in like, the center. Coated by armor and the ship. Cause you don’t need windows in space battles

[neat moat]

chest can be armored up and of they shoot your head you wont die immediately

[severe agate]

Body armor meets armor piercing sniper round

[neat moat]

You'll just have your eye shot for probably

[mellow birch]

idk about that

[toxic relic]

IIA+ ballistic helmet

[burnt kite]

Hmmmmm

[mellow birch]

head is a harder target to hit than center of mass

[burnt kite]

Yeah idk what yurt is on about

[toxic relic]

bulletproof vests are also mostly IIA

[bronze moat]

Imagine if your feet could taste. Or finger eyes

[neat moat]

Depends on the range. Plus you can bump your head and get a concussion. Chest has more mass

[bronze moat]

Looking around via our hands would be neat

[mellow birch]

glad my feet can’t taste

[toxic relic]

so unless you suit up in a fallout mech then i think you overestimate body armour

[neat moat]

more opertunity for padding

more opertunity for protection

[toxic relic]

🤨

[mellow birch]

finger eyes could be useful though

[stone meadow]

spell opportunity right

or ill end you

[burnt kite]

Allat to get blown up by a 20 dollar drone 🥀

[mellow birch]

I wouldn’t want such a delicate organ there

[neat moat]

oppertunity

[stone meadow]

ok goodbye bg

[mellow birch]

but, if I could somehow have vision there without that particular downside

seems helpful

[vital marten]

Feet vision?

[bronze moat]

Just get bigger head.

Ancient man had bones up to 4 times thicker than we do now. They could take a BEATING.

[toxic relic]

you can get arrhythmia from tiredness or caffeine

[severe agate]

Just remove the brain so there's no chance of fatal headshots

[mellow birch]

might help you not fall into holes as often lol

[toxic relic]

muted gurt

[burnt kite]

Am i mutted

[toxic relic]

gurt got muted

15 sec

[stone meadow]

do you wanna be

[bronze moat]

Getting blown by a drone for $20 is cheap

[stone meadow]

political

who gets the mute spin the bottle

[mellow birch]

facts

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-yeah-sword-cigarette-knight-jtb8033-gif-15748561329741974891

[neat moat]

so youd prefer 10mm of bone protecting it?

[mellow birch]

but a bullet is cheaper

[stone meadow]

10mm of bone

[neat moat]

On an extremely exposed position

yep

[mellow birch]

my eyes?

[neat moat]

what

your brain

[stone meadow]

my eyes!!!

[mellow birch]

that comment you replied to

was about

[bronze moat]

Titanium bone lacing has been in cyberpunk lore for 40+ years.

Someday soon we may GET it

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[mellow birch]

fingy eyes

[neat moat]

ah

[stone meadow]

dont fingy my eyes

wait i dont have eyes

[neat moat]

I was commenting on the brain comment then

[mellow birch]

It’d be cool to have eyes on my fingies

reach into cramped spaces and still know what you’re doing

[toxic relic]

bruh, my message-you can get arrhythmia from a fucking coffee. the torso isnt much better if better at all than the head

[neat moat]

where are your fingers?

[severe agate]

Yeah I don't think I fancy the idea of possible metal poisoning

[stone meadow]

it be cool to piss out of them like aliens from scary movie

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-sniff-sniffing-zenless-zenless-zone-zero-gif-8182701481715465480

[stone meadow]

very convenient

[toxic relic]

piss out your nipples like kafka

[stone meadow]

is that why they call it kafkaesque

[mellow birch]

titanium isn’t toxic though, is it?

[neat moat]

Its about what you can add more. Its more protected instead of protruding

[mellow birch]

uhhh iirc it’s actually bio-compatible?

[toxic relic]

maybe

[toxic relic]

is your brain protruding out of your head

[severe agate]

I know someone who developed allergic reactions to it

[stone meadow]

mine is

[neat moat]

Your head is protruding out of your body

[stone meadow]

im like a robobrain

[severe agate]

Doctors said something about it corroding

[mellow birch]

well one of its uses is for implants

[stone meadow]

tbf i didnt used to be allergic to beer now i am

[mellow birch]

the bone likes to grow into it

[stone meadow]

so you could probably become allergic to titanium

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/talos-talosian-star-trem-star-trek-big-head-gif-12496470

[neat moat]

its pulsating

[bronze moat]

Some people are effing around with dermal plating already.

Some of the transhumanists are using coral, as it bonds with bone. Or ceramic plates inserted in the fatty tissue like breast implants.

Real shit people are doing in 2025

[mellow birch]

I don’t know if that’s possible, but people’s immune systems start going haywire on just about anything so if it is it wouldn’t surprise me

[stone meadow]

I mean im living proof of becoming allergic to stuff

[onyx igloo]

Little but mighty

[toxic relic]

dermal implants have been around for a while no?

a long time

[stone meadow]

My beers 😭

[toxic relic]

bruh you still drink those $100 asahi crates

[stone meadow]

I dont like spirits i dont like wine im becomming allergic to beers

[toxic relic]

lactose intolerant activities

[stone meadow]

what can i even drink

[mellow birch]

I think that stuff is pretty cool, but tbh my personal transhumanist ascension would ideally wait for the tech to become alive

[severe agate]

Water

[toxic relic]

rum?

[stone meadow]

NO

[onyx igloo]

coconut milk?

[stone meadow]

rum falls under spirits

i tried

[chrome jetty]

@twin bear

[stone meadow]

it has to be alcoholic

[clever loom]

this si gore 🙁

[toxic relic]

sake?

[bronze moat]

Not for things like body armor. Implants to appear muscular yeah. The rock has pec implants.

I mean dermal plates meant to make you bullet resistant

[mellow birch]

synthetic biology vibes

[stone meadow]

sake

ill try

[toxic relic]

yeah

[stone meadow]

that and the korean one

[onyx igloo]

how do they make sake

[fair yacht]

I want metal plated skeletal system

[onyx igloo]

isnt it those little green fruits?

plums?

[stone meadow]

idk

[severe agate]

Isn't sake just rice wine

[toxic relic]

rice

[onyx igloo]

oh wait

im thinking of the flavored sake lmao

[mellow birch]

I don’t particularly want to shove metal in my body or remove anything and just hope it replaces what was naturally there working just fine

[toxic relic]

sake is made from rice

[mellow birch]

if I develop some sort of illness though

[onyx igloo]

not feeling like being the next robocop?

[mellow birch]

hell yeah I’d go chrome

[mellow birch]

not really

[bronze moat]

Its actualy simple. Kevlar and/or ceramic inside a silicon baggie. Insert under your skin over your rib cage.

Dermal plating. Kevlar would be safer me thinks tho, cause you don’t want ceramic shrapnel to pierce your lungs

[mellow birch]

I’d rather stay huggable

[toxic relic]

cyborg from justice league?

[mellow birch]

he’s basically a robocop too

[toxic relic]

true but he got cyborged cause he was dying

[mellow birch]

body turning into a weapon isn’t my vibe

[onyx igloo]

wasnt that also robocop

[toxic relic]

damn

[mellow birch]

yeah in a scenario like that I’d go for it

[toxic relic]

idk robocop lore that dude is a wimp

[onyx igloo]

i love looking at old cgi

[bronze moat]

FUN FACT! There’s a scene in the OG The punisher movie.

When the punisher stabs the bad guy in the shoulder? ITS REAL. The knife is real. The wrestler legit got stabbed and they kept it in the movie

[toxic relic]

why

[mellow birch]

I’m hesitant to remove life out of… well, life, and I don’t like the idea of my body becoming more dependent, less self-sufficient in design

[toxic relic]

i dont think being stabbed on the job is cool

[onyx igloo]

didnt arnold schwarzenegger get stabbed too

[toxic relic]

arnold is a loser

[bronze moat]

Jean claude vandam in the move Cyborg. Watch it

[mellow birch]

but if faced with the choice of having functional organs/limbs/life versus not getting to experience that I think it’s worth it

[onyx igloo]

out of curiousity how

ill listen to your point before i disagree

[bronze moat]

Its not. It is a prop mistake. But the actor kept acting, so they kept it in

[toxic relic]

look up what he did in his life on wikipedia

p word

[burnt kite]

5 minute mute is illegal

Im suing frogski

[mellow birch]

there’s probably a limit to that though

I wouldn’t go full rimworld pawn on my body

oh, you have a tiny scar?

[mellow birch]

robo arm.

[mellow birch]

but if I lost control of my arm and physical therapy or something couldn’t fix it, I’d ditch the offending limb for something that works even if I’d mourn the connection I had to it

[stone meadow]

sorry u rite

it should have been 1 hour

as per the regs

let me rectify that

[bronze moat]

My organs are fine!

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[stone meadow]

ok i accept scary gif as payment

[severe agate]

Here's a shitty movie fact

Brad Pitt cried at the end of Se7en. This is because Kevin Spacey gave him head

[toxic relic]

mate what

[bronze moat]

No lie detected

[twin bear]

[toxic relic]

have you ever picked out earwax with a chopstick

[mellow birch]

sounds like a dangerous thing to do

[twin bear]

Catchin flies with chopsticks

[heavy ivy]

prob still better than a qtip

[mellow birch]

well, depending on how deep you go ig

[quasi slate]

If you lose your arms and torso just become kebab man

[mellow birch]

if you have reaaally bad earwax

just use whatever

within reason

[toxic relic]

my uncle taught me how

[onyx igloo]

i get it out with my finger

[mellow birch]

ha, that’s what he-

[onyx igloo]

oh

what if i put a straw in my ear and suck on it

[heavy ivy]

i use a spoon

[mellow birch]

I just wash my hands then roll up a tissue into a thin strand

slip that in there

wiggle it around a bit

[onyx igloo]

nuclear reactor

diy

[mellow birch]

clears things up, doesn’t put a lot of pressure on the eardrums

there’s the risk of getting a piece of tissue stuck in there I suppose, but that’s never happened to me

because I’m pinching the tissue with said hands

my finger gunk is still getting all up in there

[onyx igloo]

one time i hit my ankle with a hatchet

i hadn't noticed until my sock was red

[mellow birch]

definitely not

I just don’t like the idea of putting my finger germs into an area that’s not exposed to the outside, feels like a bad idea

[onyx igloo]

sounds creepy

anything on an island, ehhhh

[mellow birch]

I eat stuff off the floor no issue

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/original-message-was-deleted-gif-16275975284596864142

[mellow birch]

I don’t think I’m a germaphobe

huh?

[vital marten]

A spider bit me last week and the spot won’t go away 😭

[mellow birch]

why delete stuff about germaphobia?

[vital marten]

It’s just solid

[onyx igloo]

maybe a bot thought it was something else?

[mellow birch]

bigoted towards bacteria 😔

[onyx igloo]

i have tuberculosis and im just fine over here

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-arthur-morgan-coughing-authur-coughing-gif-513313727455126590

[vital marten]

This is fine

[bronze moat]

Oh man. I had a launch party when remaster dropped!

They fixed Nito’s faction so I made a character named Nito’s Bride, gave her green hair.

Double wielded nito swords and camped on the bridge. Racked hum HUNDREDS of hours in PvP

[mellow birch]

also, once I didn’t wash my hands and my ear started aching for a day because of inflammation

[onyx igloo]

you know exactly what i speak of

[mellow birch]

took that as a warning

[onyx igloo]

i got some allergen on my foot

oh what

what happened to him

[vital marten]

Dingles will never be contained

[twin bear]

What is even going on

[toxic relic]

sorry i got banned

im circumventing it

but its erasing my chat

[vital marten]

[mellow birch]

he’s hacking the mainframe

[onyx igloo]

whats happening?

[severe agate]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discordian-discordia-discord-drama-discord-mod-gif-17376130835339258514

[mellow birch]

and disabling their algorithms

[toxic relic]

im a man of means

[onyx igloo]

hes a mean man

[bronze moat]

All at level 15 too. Cause you can speed run at level 1, naked, through the catacombs and get Nito’s sword. Then level up to level 15 so you can use em.

So you can PvP dudes right after the kill the taurus demon

[onyx igloo]

give him pemmican

[bronze moat]

Noooo! Don’t eat him

[rain mango]

General is more weird now

[toxic relic]

i wonder if its frog or leon doing this but regardless i like it

its amusing

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-infinity-war-im-sorry-little-one-gif-12454554

[ivory grail]

I love that ethically sourced is now being used as positive and not the bare minimum

[onyx igloo]

its me

i control the world

[mellow birch]

they want to censor your ear picking life hacks

[burnt kite]

I fucking hate mr beast and i fucking hate feastables

[mellow birch]

the truth doctors don’t want you to know

[vital marten]

Yes

[onyx igloo]

i like tonys chocolonely

[burnt kite]

That was lunchly, feastables is chocolate

[bronze moat]

Lol. It’s a scam. Just like “gluten free” being put on bags of foods that are naturally gluten free. Or popsicles.

[burnt kite]

Its probably better than whatever hersheys is, but i bet its still ass

[ivory grail]

I don't really care much about him and the chocolate isn't the best(I also just don't really like chocolate) but it feel terrible how they call it ethically sourced

[onyx igloo]

what would you guys say is a good chocolate brand

[vital marten]

Couldn’t I just put “ethically sourced” as a lie?

[bronze moat]

Anything swedish

[vital marten]

Who’s ever gonna know

[onyx igloo]

where the hell am i gonna get some cacao pods

[toxic relic]

im training to be a surgeon so i think you should let me become familiar with your insides
im interested in you forensically
how do you feel about a an autopsy rehearsal?

[bronze moat]

Yes. Just like in the pic

[polar kernel]

stupid mud daubers think they can make a fuckin nest over MY front door?

[burnt kite]

They dont have to back it in any way, they can just slap on "ethically sourced", "all natural" and "no added sugar**"

[polar kernel]

not on my watch

motherfuckers

[maiden nymph]

I just saw the msg before it got deleted wtf was the context

[toxic relic]

perfect timing

[vital marten]

100% Organic too

[celest salmon]

“For I know the plans I have for you, says the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.” (Jeremiah 29:11)

[bronze moat]

It’s in the shade!

[polar kernel]

dont care

[mellow birch]

I think I should say that next time I’m on a date

[polar kernel]

i destroyed it

[onyx igloo]

ethically sourced "chocolate"
fresh from the bathroom

[mellow birch]

gives great vibes I’m sure of it

[ivory grail]

does any of you guys like dying light 1 and 2

[polar kernel]

it was full of fucking spiders that i had to mercy kill because thats a horrific fate

[toxic relic]

yeah its perfect dude

[burnt kite]

"I have no mouth and I must scream" ass

[onyx igloo]

your ass can scream

[severe agate]

Not if I sew it shut

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-locked-in-mogging-peaky-blinders-gif-6905520819100454893

[maiden nymph]

I stroke my dih with a smile for hours at a time

[bronze moat]

Do you LIKE chocolate?

Cause hersey may be everywhere, but that’s low quality. Better is more expensive, and they DON’T use labels like “ethically sourced” or “organic” to sell it to you.

[toxic relic]

frogski delete this

[ivory grail]

they gave me dying light the beast for free for backing the game. but at the same time I kinda miss the way they use to act. they use to shit on companys that add transaction. but now they just doing the same

[maiden nymph]

Do you not get the ref

[twin bear]

Lmao

[maiden nymph]

Poor ball knowledge

[burnt kite]

Hereshy doesn't even qualify as chocolate in most places

[toxic relic]

im referencing something better

[bronze moat]

State of decay 1-2 is better IMO

[twin bear]

Gooner quotes 2025

[maiden nymph]

It’s the mask sus remix lmao

subpar ball knowledge

[loud pumice]

What? You want me to eat all your chips?

[twin bear]

Its legally not I think

[ivory grail]

I have played state of decay 2 but not 1 and I liked it. it was as okay but I like dying light 1 and 2 story a bit better

[twin bear]

Same with pringles

[maiden nymph]

Dream releases a dogshit song and someone immediately makes him say crazy shit with AI

God bless

[twin bear]

Dream

[bronze moat]

Nope. But it’s mass produced. Just like “real ice cream” is still the fake shit. But mcDonalds paid congress to change the legal definition of milk

[ivory grail]

I will be getting state of decay 3 if it gets out of dev hell

[warm atlas]

What in the actual fuck

[twin bear]

Shitass dream

[maiden nymph]

Yeah the dogshit Minecraft yt

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-didnt-ask-did-i-ask-resident-evil-albert-wesker-gif-25906389

[twin bear]

Bring back dantdm and technoblade bruh

[burnt kite]

Whatever the fuck happened to Dream

[maiden nymph]

People were clowning on his song so hard they made an AI version sing it with crazy lyrics

[twin bear]

These mfers can't cook

[warm atlas]

Why did round just casually say that😭

[maiden nymph]

Techno’s gone and dantdm’s still here tfym

[bronze moat]

You know the church in part 2 where dude goes when he learns he has cancer?

Thats your starter base in part 1. You meet lilly and her family

[severe agate]

Just better hope its release isn't as shit as SOD 2 was

[maiden nymph]

He’s just a dad now

[twin bear]

Dantdm is dead to me lol

[warm atlas]

Genuinely why say that?

[tulip owl]

Hello gus

[maiden nymph]

Why because he grew

[burnt kite]

Stampy is still alive, I think?

[twin bear]

Nah he doesn't make the same content anymote

Yea

[burnt kite]

He posted 6 months ago

[maiden nymph]

lack of ball knowledge

[twin bear]

He was making a book

[bronze moat]

Im buying it week 1. Just waiting for a couple days to see if it’s buggy or not

[toxic relic]

elite ball knowledge

[maiden nymph]

He literally started playing modded again

[twin bear]

He's the reason I bought MC and terraria

[maiden nymph]

Just say you want the mod reviews back bro

We all do

[twin bear]

I do

Lmaoo

[maiden nymph]

I miss pat

Brother got arrested after getting divorced

[toxic relic]

growing up with the internet is interesting it seems

[maiden nymph]

Genuinely a generational falloff with that man

[twin bear]

Youtube fell off after awhile as a whole

[maiden nymph]

Went from mogging prime pewdiepie with viewcounts to this

[chrome jetty]

kapow

[twin bear]

Just isn't the same with all the corperate bullshit

[maiden nymph]

Specifically talking about popularMMOs but ok

[twin bear]

Yah this was after bros downfall

[ivory grail]

I don't remember it. I haven't played state of decay 1 but I do remember watching it i just don't remember the cancer arc

[winter hornet]

The fact this server doesn’t have a ZOMB tag is insidious

[toxic relic]

would you grow hair on your finger tips if you were paid to

[chrome jetty]

No

[burnt kite]

И она говорит "Наступил зомби-апокалипсис, доставай автомат и начинай ебашить зомби"

[maiden nymph]

BOID

[winter hornet]

For sure

[severe agate]

Yes

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/nap-kids-funny-sleep-time-to-sleep-gif-4790027

[twin bear]

Zombsegs tag when

[winter hornet]

Fart tag when

[burnt kite]

Hamis

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/nixon-nixon-cringe-posting-cringe-posting-cringe-nixon-cod-zombies-gif-21043463

[twin bear]

Hummus is pretty good

Ngl

[winter hornet]

who up cringing on they post

[maiden nymph]

I’d rather I grow up with popularMMOs and dantdm than fucking skibidi toilet alright

[twin bear]

How is everyone tho i assume u'll say smth out of pocket but

[toxic relic]

would you grow body parts out on your arms to be harvested for medical/other use if you were paid to

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[maiden nymph]

smth out of pocket

[bronze moat]

It’s mainly in the campaign, or if you play the main map with the crashed plane.

Part 1 is more or less the initial zombie outbreak. Cause your starter characters have no idea what is going on and you get back to town.

Highly recommend at least 1 playthrough. Get the game of the year edition cause otherwise it looks super dated

[twin bear]

Organs if it meant helping progress for science

[toxic relic]

fair

[severe agate]

As long as theres anesthesia

[toxic relic]

yes

[twin bear]

Lint

[toxic relic]

but the organ growth is painful

like growing pains

[maiden nymph]

mint(s)

[twin bear]

U play any HS recently?

[severe agate]

Alright then the money better be worth it

[chrome jetty]

Ye i pinged u with some ss

[bronze moat]

Now I am in PZ IRL. Passing by the dinosuar gas stations.

Sinclair gas is still a thing

[toxic relic]

how much do you want to be paid

[maiden nymph]

I’m in PZ irl because I’m surrounded by rotting corpses

[toxic relic]

how much would the pay need to be to be considered worth it, per organ

[maiden nymph]

And I’m about to shoot myself because I got bit

[ivory grail]

Oh I actually haven't played that map yet. Also I haven't really thought about playing the first one that much but if it goes on sale I will probably try it out.

[twin bear]

Bro i cannot wait util it's done i love the friggin swordplay so much

[bronze moat]

Kudo’s for the devs knowing midwest real life stuff

[bronze moat]

It’s always on sale for $5-10. Worth it just for the backstory and campaign.

[twin bear]

Dino hotels are fire

Novac is where my homie lives

[bronze moat]

Im in twin falls Idaho currently

[severe agate]

100,000 K per month assuming they also take care of any medical/dietary needs. Higher if I'm paying out of pocket

[toxic relic]

per month this is in usd?

[ivory grail]

Is there a real hotel that new vegas take inspiration for the dinosaurs hotel?

[twin bear]

Don't take usd for ur organs

[bronze moat]

Black market livers are under $20K

[toxic relic]

im talking about growing them

[twin bear]

If i cruelty squad people will they still buy my organs i collect

[toxic relic]

how much would you need to be paid to be a growth resource

[bronze moat]

Yes. You see the movie pee wees big adventure? Those giant dinos existed in a park

[burnt kite]

As long as they are well preserved

[twin bear]

Kid named Fisher's price lunchbox

[burnt kite]

This is literally why you sell organs on the black market

[toxic relic]

is the 100k in us dollar

[twin bear]

100k in usd is shit tbh

[ivory grail]

No I haven't seen it but now i gotta plan a trip to a hotel like that

[burnt kite]

Aint no one buying your 15 kidneys and 3 ziplocs of blood in a hospital

[severe agate]

Sure why the hell not

That's big money in my country

[toxic relic]

unfortunate

euro or pound would be better but fair

more stable

[burnt kite]

Dolla dolla

[twin bear]

Sell the whole body shit

[toxic relic]

selling the body unharvested is inefficient

i assume

im not sure of any buyer that would want to purchase an unharvested corpse when they could outsource that work to the collector

[nimble hare]

hai

[chrome jetty]

bye'

[nimble hare]

wow

[chrome jetty]

heheheh

[toxic relic]

would you rather purchase and unharvest corpse or the harvested resources

[vital marten]

Xeno scum

[nimble hare]

im gonna touch you in appropriate places

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-in-distress-emoji-sad-emoji-disappearing-emoji-disintegrating-seokvrse-gif-25237004

[nimble hare]

i don't understand

[lilac quarry]

wat

[bronze moat]

Google is fren. Midwestern USA does not change much.

I’m at an artic circle I last ate at 35* years ago

[toxic relic]

would you rather buy an untouched dead body or the materials from that body pre removed

[twin bear]

Selling corpses to felloe zomboiders to pay for my Kentucky fent

[severe agate]

Mmm materials

About to sew some human skin dusters

[twin bear]

Bone furniture when tho fr

[bronze moat]

Join my server. Collect cute zeds for roxy

[vital marten]

Unharvested because the harvesting is probably fun the first time

[twin bear]

I want a bone throne, smth badass to sit on when I'm done killing a horde

[ivory grail]

i'm from ohio and yeah that side of the usa doesn't change

[toxic relic]

can a dead body be untouched? a further untampered with body then

[twin bear]

I wouldn't be able to play until later but sure

If I'm allowed to join

[toxic relic]

but youd waste materials with your unskilled hand

taint bruv

[vital marten]

A dead body can be untouched if you are the first to discover it

[nimble hare]

idk whatever my husband says

[vital marten]

Has the body been touched if you use machinery to extract it?

[toxic relic]

i think so

[severe agate]

Tainted by clanker hands

[twin bear]

Buy a bbq kit to take apart the bodies 🗣️

[nimble hare]

you mean ivory

[twin bear]

American surgery kit

[twin bear]

Nah we call it da bone throne

Skelethrone if u will

[nimble hare]

ivory throne

[toxic relic]

i think its been modified by something so its been touched

idk

[twin bear]

Poachers throne

[toxic relic]

semiotics

[twin bear]

How plausible are nanites u think fart

[severe agate]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-touch-touch-patrick-star-spongebob-gif-20809060

[toxic relic]

what do you mean by nanites

[quasi slate]

Hmmge

[twin bear]

Lil robots in ur body to build or deconstruct

[toxic relic]

nanorobotics is an emergent field already bruv

[twin bear]

Bro wuh

Dam

[toxic relic]

nanorobots have already been built and are being tested

still emergent and infantile*

but here nonetheless

[twin bear]

Hopefully we can use them for medical use in the future

[nimble hare]

Nanomachines son

[twin bear]

Or it'll be a tool used to kill people like smth cool always ends up being

[nimble hare]

they harden in response to physical trauma

[toxic relic]

its not valid unless it can be used as a weapon

[twin bear]

Now subdermal armor sounds cool but how would it work if ur skin breaks before the armor

[toxic relic]

you still have the armour

[severe agate]

Where's the force being distributed'

[toxic relic]

im not sure how skin breakage would be affected/affect the body with subdermal armour

[twin bear]

True ig ur skin is the last worry u have when ur using smth like that in ur body

[mellow birch]

have fun having your squishy bits under the skin having a ton of force transferred into them

being crushed

[toxic relic]

how can a wound bleed? clot? and scab?

[vital marten]

Sitting on a toilet painting a bathroom… I’m wasting so much time man

I do not want to hug this toilet

[mellow birch]

subdermal armor sounds cool

but honestly practically speaking external armor would work better

[twin bear]

I frew up bbg

[mellow birch]

more room to transfer force

[twin bear]

Exo suits when ong

[mellow birch]

I don’t think we’ll invent anything like vibranium anytime soon

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-brown-grave-digger-gif-25598808

[mellow birch]

if such a thing is even remotely physically possible

[vital marten]

😭

Last night barely made it back to bed

[mellow birch]

also

[twin bear]

I'll be the one getting stomped on by bro wearing the exo but it'd still be cool to see in my lifetime

[mellow birch]

having artificial skin sounds better than subdermal armor for that reason as well

[toxic relic]

just ask leon about subdermal armour he's an android

[mellow birch]

you have more room to work with

[bronze moat]

HOLY NOSTALGIA

I’m 49. Last time I was here was when I was 13.

And It’s STILL THE SAME.

[bronze moat]

36 years later and I remember this damn place

[mellow birch]

you could literally make thicker skin that distributes force in a sensible way

[vital marten]

It’s still the same but you are not

[bronze moat]

Ask me, cause I know peeps who make it

[vital marten]

Aight Dave ima need the hookup

Human killdozer is soon

[bronze moat]

Hence nostalgia. It was me, my mom, my bother and our cat when we moved to seattle 36 years ago.

[mellow birch]

plus having something inserted under your ENTIRE skin sounds like a hell of a procedure

[bronze moat]

Got the hookup yo! They had 5 bottles left. Bought em all

[mellow birch]

unless you’re injecting a cloud of nanomachines that know where to go you’d practically have to be flayed anyways

[vital marten]

You are awake for this

[mellow birch]

if you’re doing that might as well make the skin itself the armor, yk?

[toxic relic]

just insert liquid under the skin until it blows up like a balloon and hardens and you have subdermal armour

pop the outside

[bronze moat]

Just a boob job. Done in a day. Sore for 3 days. Everything normal after that

[twin bear]

U feeling alr today tho?

[waxen cedar]

I regret going into this chat.

[mellow birch]

lol

[waxen cedar]

I just got here

[twin bear]

I'll take some thicker thighs

[mellow birch]

a boob job with armor plating in it sounds badass tho

these titties ain’t just for show

[twin bear]

Tactical femboy cyberwear

[bronze moat]

Visit seattle. I know the peeps.

8 bit HUD in contact lenses should be on the market soon too.

[toxic relic]

would you want your teeth to get toe jam or your hands to grow plaque

[bronze moat]

Femboy maid cafe

[mellow birch]

they’re level 4 rated

[waxen cedar]

Neither

[heavy ivy]

hands hands hands i have enough things in my teeth as is

[vital marten]

For sure, I had a big burger to make up for everything I lost the night before, got to pour out a ton of emotion so easily worth more than the trouble

[toxic relic]

just scrape it off at the end of the day like sweat and oil

[heavy ivy]

save it and make a candle every few months

[toxic relic]

put the plaque sweat in a jar and drink it for nutrients

[toxic relic]

smells great

[bronze moat]

If yer 21+ there is a femboy night at a male strip club

[twin bear]

I just woke up and had to remind myself not to smoke

[heavy ivy]

yea we on the same page

[surreal mirage]

Wut

[heavy ivy]

all natural scent

organic

[twin bear]

Blood candles sound cool tbh

[waxen cedar]

Where the messages go?

[heavy ivy]

ethically harvested

[twin bear]

Human testing is a meta strat

[mellow birch]

not enough pets died, peta rejected

[waxen cedar]

Of what?

[twin bear]

The filth

And joy yes

Lmao someones having fun rn

[waxen cedar]

Oh no