#general_chat
thin wedge
neat moat
that is how mash potatoes are made
tender igloo
tender igloo
Ehy
neat moat
I need it for something
tender igloo
neat moat
youre not beinf very lovley rn
tender igloo
fathom igloo
It’s puppers signature
fathom igloo
Imposter
neat moat
it belongs to the people now 🧐
tender igloo
i copyright that image!!!!
neat moat
i copyright that image!!!!
neat moat
idk
fathom igloo
Ugh you’re supposed to know everything.
rose kestrel
the vibez back then
toxic relic
toxic relic
if you have a custom client you can just clone the sticker mate
bronze moat
Be CUTE. Like Roxy!
stiff geyser
Be CUTE. Like Roxy!
Pants in this game are so boring fr
We have lots of options for tops, but pants are really boring
A lot of them use the same exact 3d model
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/its-mine-lotr-golem-my-precious-sm%C3%A9agol-gif-14477595
puppers I love your skincare routine whats your secret?
lilac quarry
puppers I love your skincare routine whats your secret?
no sunscreen, stare at the sun for at least 30 minutes a day, use fine-grit sandpaper on your entire body and then use vinegar as moisturizer
young kelp
got the dlc for dd2, the slimes are as annoying as they were back in dd1
probably worse on the account that they seem to do it more consistently
neat moat
no sunscreen, stare at the sun for at least 30 minutes a day, use fine-grit sand...
you forgot the coconut oil
rich rover
The sleep servers are full
lilac quarry
I also forgot the time spent in the modified microwave
rich rover
Please help me
lilac quarry
what is that
fathom igloo
I also forgot the time spent in the modified microwave
Did you give it wheels?
bronze moat
Pants in this game are so boring fr
Roxy has a mini skirt collection too tho!
And hot pants! And shorts!
last spoke
Please help me
We can't help if you don't tell us what you need help with
fathom igloo
Anti wheel wdym how do you race it?
rich rover
We can't help if you don't tell us what you need help with
The sleep servers are full
Im bored
bronze moat
No cargo pants?
Those too!
stiff geyser
I think the army pants aren't cargo in vanilla
rich rover
I can’t sleep
stiff geyser
So disappointing
lilac quarry
The sleep servers are full
what does that mean
rich rover
I can’t fall asleep
stiff geyser
Too much uranium messes with your ability to sleep
lilac quarry
get off tech and go for a walk, have some water and lay down
rich rover
Too much uranium messes with your ability to sleep
I can quit Uraniun anytime I swear😔
rich rover
get off tech and go for a walk, have some water and lay down
I’ll try that thanks
stiff geyser
get off tech and go for a walk, have some water and lay down
Discord mod saying this is wild
lilac quarry
really though it should help
I'm not a doctor but I will operate on someone if they sign a waiver, I think I give good medical advice
rich rover
I'm not a doctor but I will operate on someone if they sign a waiver, I think I ...
Well that’s cool that you can give good medical advice, I don’t really know if I would let you operate on me though.
lilac quarry
I'm pretty convincing in person
rich rover
Alright, why should I let you operate on me?
lilac quarry
this isn't in person smh
go do the things I suggested if you want to sleep
what is a sleep server anyway
rich rover
Ahh I love reading late at night
lilac quarry
@tender igloo you ever herad of this
plush cobalt
this isn't in person smh
So you admit you're not a person
rich rover
what is a sleep server anyway
Yk like a Fortnite match?
Yeah like that but for sleeping
lilac quarry
wat
plush cobalt
What
lilac quarry
rich rover
It’s a weird joke
lilac quarry
if you're ever feeling too weird I can operate on that
plush cobalt
Oh you're saying you can't sleep because the servers for sleep are full
It's a gamer joke for gamers
rich rover
Yes
lilac quarry
omar all you know about is feet
rich rover
It's a gamer joke for gamers
When you say it like that it sounds like I’m a annoying 9 year old talking to my dad
Im just gonna go to bed
last spoke
what is a sleep server anyway
They're trying to make a joke that they can't sleep because there's already too many people asleep filling up the "servers"
Not actual servers
lilac quarry
oh I'm aware lol
bronze moat
I'm not a doctor but I will operate on someone if they sign a waiver, I think I ...
I can do SOME emergency work. Like a tracheotomy :3
lilac quarry
I can do SOME emergency work. Like a tracheotomy :3
you're TRAINED in tracheotomy?
like licensed and allowed to perform??
or like you just know how
or do you mean cricothyrotomy, because that's what we can do, but we can't do tracheostomies
last spoke
All I know about Tracheotomy is improvised blowhole
lilac quarry
I can replace a trach but I can't place it
lilac quarry
All I know about Tracheotomy is improvised blowhole
that's cricothyrotomy
tracheotomy is placing a medical device
last spoke
Oh
bronze moat
like licensed and allowed to perform??
Noooooo lol. Just know how for emergency first aid.
Like we are stuck in the woods and all I got is a pen and you are choking on a fish
last spoke
Has everyone just been calling it the wrong thing forever
lilac quarry
probably
a tracheotomy is what is done when professionally placing a tracheostomy, like a full medical device
a cricothyrotomy is when you surgical slice open the cricoid membrane to make a makeshift airway
bronze moat
So my “training” is just to know where to puncture safely to help breathing then get you to the REAL medics
lilac quarry
we use needle catheters to do that mostly, but in a rare situation I guess a scalpel kit would be used
last spoke
Noooooo lol. Just know how for emergency first aid.
Like we are stuck in the wo...
I feel like there are steps that can be done prior to permanently punching a hole in someone's throat
bronze moat
I feel like there are steps that can be done prior to permanently punching a hol...
Yep. Full cpr and hiney licks and all that
lilac quarry
it's risky, and typically requires deep suctioning to remove the blood prior to establishing the airway so that people don't aspirate on blood and die later lol
very fascinating stuff though
real gruesome
bronze moat
Worse I’ve ever had to do is assist a leg fracture.
Or clean up after feet and members got de-sleeved
last spoke
I mean, CPR doesn't help if they're still conscious
In the remote first aid training we went though, there's both striking the back between the shoulder blades to help the patient cough up the obstruction, and if worse comes to worst you just fucken jam ya fingies down there and grab it out yourself
lilac quarry
I mean, CPR doesn't help if they're still conscious
In the remote first aid tr...
it can
last spoke
I mean, CPR doesn't help if they're still conscious
In the remote first aid tr...
It won't be pleasant for either party, but like, you're trying to save a life
lilac quarry
like in that choking scenario, if back blows don't work and they begin to go down, it's CPR before they die because they will eventually
and the downward force while laying down can produce enough force to remove the obstruction if it's not dislodging any other way
tender igloo
puppers I love your skincare routine whats your secret?
sea men
ivory grail
Nah i don't need that course I just start cutting
tender igloo
<@662174694291537920> you ever herad of this
what lol
lilac quarry
"ok"
tender igloo
heard of what !!!
loud pumice
Impossible
tender igloo
wait an i get a lobotomy leon?!
lilac quarry
wait an i get a lobotomy leon?!
I don't think anyone has ever had 5 lobotomies before, it would be a new record
velvet ridge
Does anybody know where I can ask questions about some problems im running into while trying to make some map mods
velvet ridge
ty both lmao
tender igloo
since last night i was trying to find that diablo server bear one
tender igloo
<a:giga_chad_bear:854907597533216769>
thas so dumb lol
tawdry salmon
<a:policebear:1392308272245248132>
polarce
tender igloo
yum wiggle candy
neat moat
girl dinner
tender igloo
ill eat dog food if it has high enough protein
neat moat
dont let floofie know
tender igloo
puppers meal
did i send the beaver in here
stone nexus
neat moat
<:KalDisgust:815598177054228480>
did you not like my larvae.... 
loud pumice
Okay degen_chat, what are you dinguses up to tod....
Time to drink 20 monster energies
acoustic tiger
hello chat
acoustic tiger
Time to drink 20 monster energies
this sounds like a wonderful idea brb
loud pumice
rose kestrel
loud pumice
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332035332954259466/1346345391439740989/e...
That sounds like a swell idea
thin wedge
mmmm silkworms
loud pumice
@lilac quarry hey you, have a good day
thin wedge
<@574073109695430666> hey you, have a good day
Uppy pinged a mod
neat moat
this sounds like a wonderful idea brb
is this how trans people gain their superpowers like Lazer vision and telepathy?
rose kestrel
plush cobalt
Trans people don't get laser vision or telepathy, they get the celeste dash and shit
neat moat
Yet youre speaking on thier behalf?
stone nexus
Omar is just Omar
plush cobalt
Yes
neat moat
shake my head
neat moat
they can speak for themselves Omar
plush cobalt
I silence voices to amplify my own
stone nexus
I thought you spoke for the Omar's
plush cobalt
Them too
neat moat
I speak for thr Omar's
polar kernel
I silence voices to amplify my own
holy fucking real
neat moat
and they told me you owe them 20 grand
polar kernel
i love to speak over people until theyre so discouraged to speak they stop trying
my voice is the only one worth listening to anyhow
plush cobalt
and they told me you owe them 20 grand
20 grand pianos dropped on their heads
neat moat
my voice is the only one worth listening to anyhow
he said in his high pitched voice
lilac quarry
<@574073109695430666> hey you, have a good day
worthy jetty
vale cradle
Pc is better than console FIGHT ME
tall glen
restive pollen
Woah I’d heard of ayn rand before but lmao her writing is crazy
ebon rapids
harsh vault
hai chat!
polar kernel
bronze moat
@harsh vault roxy sez hiya
harsh vault
yippe!
bronze moat
CAT
acoustic tiger
is this how trans people gain their superpowers like Lazer vision and telepathy?
hi chat im back from my 20 monsters and i can see time and space, so... yes.
rain mango
Iam so sore
pulsar wind
Is anyone in here’s autistic special interest audio gear and Bluetooth headphones cause I need someone who is right now
plush cobalt
When will we get our Es back Leon
rain mango
Im gonna cake all over
plush cobalt
What do you mean by that
green tiger
It's caking time
plush cobalt
What does that mean
plush cobalt
Avert your eyes kitten...
green tiger
Are you perchance the KING OF ROLYPOLY
ivory grail
bro as stiffed as a board
stone nexus
bro as stiffed as a board
Homie gaven up on life
ivory grail
bro was just borned
bro heard me planning on making him a freak show and he just gave up
rose kestrel
boreal spade
can you check how many zombies are in a forest
polar kernel
can you check how many zombies are in a forest
fire a shotgun wildly into the air
youll find out very quickly
vital marten
Church was good
It’s been 9 years since I’ve been in that environment but I felt the love in there
bronze moat
Lokeil Face Reveal
maiden nymph
can you check how many zombies are in a forest
You don’t
Usually it’s pretty low though
There’s a good reason a bunch of YTs like to try lose hordes in the woods
timber delta
Yo
bronze moat
can you check how many zombies are in a forest
-debug mod will tell you.
Otherwise, you just gotta discover it
timber delta
Anyone down to game on vanilla, eu
maiden nymph
Anyone down to game on vanilla, eu
boreal spade
has nayone found a ghillie suit
final tartan
boreal spade
is it a good idea to run over a horde of zombies with a barely functioning vehicle
cuz hotwire
rain mango
is it a good idea to run over a horde of zombies with a barely functioning vehic...
no.
they can pile up on ur vehicle and flip it
If it shuts off ur screwed
unreal bane
Ramming a few at a time between passes, perhaps. Running headlong into a horde is just asking to run into a stall - right where they can get you.
Vehicles that are stuck in a horde have massively reduced mobility, to the point where you're just canned food.
stone nexus
Only do in reverse and with Speed Demon, otherwise don't even risk it.
maiden nymph
is it a good idea to run over a horde of zombies with a barely functioning vehic...
no thats a bad idea
bronze moat
Only do in reverse and with `Speed Demon`, otherwise don't even risk it.
And only if the zombie is NOT CUTE.
polar kernel
im itchy
maiden nymph
Only do in reverse and with `Speed Demon`, otherwise don't even risk it.
what if i have an excessively heavy vehicle like say an M113 APC
12 ton steel box
maiden nymph
actually idk how they model weight and inertia in this game
maiden nymph
Your character anyways
i tried it got stopped by only 4 zombies but then bugged out and accelerated to mach fuck, plowing through like 50 guys
goofy game physics
junior vale
is it a good idea to run over a horde of zombies with a barely functioning vehic...
I'd find a 'just okay' car
That's what I do for sprinters
and yes yes, do it with the trunk not the hood
rain mango
i tried it got stopped by only 4 zombies but then bugged out and accelerated to ...
B42 is a lil buggy with zeds
bronze moat
B42 is a lil buggy with zeds
Weird. Sounds kinda unstable
rain mango
Weird. Sounds kinda unstable
Shhh im listening to harry styles
pseudo fox
I thought you're older than that
rain mango
ermmm sigma
hardy muralBOT
rain mango
How its been over a week since i hit 8
twin bear
acoustic tiger
How its been over a week since i hit 8
there's a cooldown on experience gain after each message specifically to keep people from spam-posting their way to high ranks
I... don't remember where I saw that but I saw it somewhere
now I'm curious
neat moat
hello chat
maiden nymph
zamn
acoustic tiger
orb
rain mango
tyler the creator so awesome sauce
neat moat
bunch of noobs here
neat moat
tyler the creator so awesome sauce
this wont give you vet faster
rain mango
this wont give you vet faster
I dont want vet
neat moat
you dont
rain mango
onyx igloo
how do goths survive the summer
neat moat
<:eggplant:461985770484400128>
the soul screams for what it lacks
rain mango
how do goths survive the summer
I stay inside alot
acoustic tiger
do they have a special cooling mechanism for outside
...outside? what's that?
rain mango
the soul screams for what it lacks
just cuz i dont get no weenie dont mean u need to be a meanieeeee
Im 100% painting my nails again tomorrow
neat moat
the fish is a wrathful creature
neat moat
Im 100% painting my nails again tomorrow
well shit if youre doing it
onyx igloo
or shade
acoustic tiger
Im 100% painting my nails again tomorrow
hell yeah, what color
neat moat
wanna compare 👀
acoustic tiger
epic
rain mango
And my chemical romance
neat moat
Like my soul….
I thought they were colorless
acoustic tiger
...actually I think the last time I bothered was when I proposed to my partners back in February lmao
rain mango
Poly?
acoustic tiger
working from home makes you really let yourself go
gleaming bison
is there anyone with experience that could help me figure out why whenever i load into my game that im hosting for 3 other friends none of my mods are loading? like I have inventory tetris but its not even working in game
rain mango
Coolsome
onyx igloo
i just scratched a pimple on my nose and it hurt so bad i sneezed
neat moat
I painted my nails for th4 first time not tok long ago, it is harder than it looks
gleaming bison
the mod support channel is pretty dead
rain mango
I painted my nails for th4 first time not tok long ago, it is harder than it loo...
you get used to it
Im good with my fingers
acoustic tiger
I painted my nails for th4 first time not tok long ago, it is harder than it loo...
it really is, especially if you have shaky hands like I do
heavy ivy
this is why six limbs are better than 4
rain mango
I cut my nails too but they are long enough to paint now
I keep mine trimmed cuz i play guitar
neat moat
this is why six limbs are better than 4
rain mango
i gotta apply for two more jobs soon
rain mango
sigma ohio gyatt
onyx igloo
alpha shit ultra rare goku
rain mango
oh
onyx igloo
huh?
gleaming bison
is there anyone with experience that could help me figure out why my mods arent appearing in game?
rain mango
They arent enabled
gleaming bison
I have them enabled though...
rain mango
Is it b41 or b42
gleaming bison
Is it b41 or b42
im kinda new to this so im not familiar with what that means
young kelp
funniest way to kill a boss
rain mango
im kinda new to this so im not familiar with what that means
Version of the game
acoustic tiger
I have gone down a rabbit hole of looking at muldraugh on google maps and there are so many reviews on random places and businesses that are reviewing their counterparts on in zomboid
the trailer park is like 90% people complaining about spawning there
acoustic tiger
I'd screenshot but... yeah lmao
I think my favorite though is the owner of the fried chicken place giving tips on where to find a sledgehammer
acoustic tiger
idk I think it's hilarious
I wonder how generally aware the residents of the real muldraugh are of the fact they're "featured" in the game
vital marten
Is that Tartan
Tartan is literally the only person I’ve ever seen with that pfp lol
neat moat
I knew that
acoustic tiger
AHAHAHA
neat moat
not inherently
vital marten
Overconfidence is as much a killer in PZ as being Scared
I think they’d die like the rest of us
neat moat
the only advantage they might have is knowing parts of the map
polar kernel
https://tenor.com/view/grapes-deep-quote-a-story-about-a-fox-and-grapes-sour-gif-4700221379839846457
neat moat
what
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/grapes-deep-quote-a-story-about-a-fox-and-grapes-sour-gif...
Sour grapesssssss
pseudo fox
I wonder how generally aware the residents of the real muldraugh are of the fact...
The mayor know about zomboid
acoustic tiger
The mayor know about zomboid
wait actually? lmao
neat moat
Sour grapesssssss
youre the kind of kid who only ever ate junk food
frosty tulip
wait actually? lmao
Ye someone emailed em ages ago, they know about pz
neat moat
Ye someone emailed em ages ago, they know about pz
btw was the review you
acoustic tiger
amazing
frosty tulip
No I never leave reviews
pseudo fox
wait actually? lmao
I'm pretty sure i saw someone email the mayor of muldraugh about zomboid
frosty tulip
I'm too lazy
I don't care if you shot me in the gut several times and I went into a coma after I walked into your place of business, I'll still be too lazy to write a review
stiff geyser
wait actually? lmao
Mayor said he had no idea but he'd look into it. Also said something about maybe making a PZ event in the future but probably never going to happen
acoustic tiger
oh that'd be cool as fuck, I'd absolutely go out to that despite it being like 6 states away
frosty tulip
I wouldn't
stiff geyser
Yeah
rain mango
David bowie ❤️
frosty tulip
Muldraugh doesn't seem like a very great place tbh
stiff geyser
It's an extremely tiny town with no infrastructure
The whole place might collapse if 100 people show up fr
Also it ain't worth the trip for me smh
rose kestrel
The whole place might collapse if 100 people show up fr
castle doctrine
stiff geyser
What
rose kestrel
What
if 100 people show up to Muldraugh IRL, high chance someone gets shot since they are not use to tourism
neat moat
<:shrugging2:888933025751113738>
pokemon?
stiff geyser
if 100 people show up to Muldraugh IRL, high chance someone gets shot since they...
Fr. Rural Kentucky is wild
(I've never been to the US)
rain mango
My cake is so baked
stiff geyser
My cake is so baked
You changing your name now?
toxic relic
red bull tastes worse than piss
rain mango
cake you dont do drugs shush
Im going to bake u
acoustic tiger
red bull tastes worse than piss
strong disagree
neat moat
red bull tastes worse than piss
finally a good take
stiff geyser
red bull tastes worse than piss
Beer tastes like piss
toxic relic
thats why i like beer
neat moat
so you like monster?
rain mango
red bull tastes worse than piss
U knowwhat piss tastes like?
rain mango
so you like monster?
I love monster
stiff geyser
Maybe drinking piss is more healthy than drinking beer
toxic relic
dont care
toxic relic
ill double fist a beer and a piss can
stiff geyser
What
toxic relic
being trans its mandatory to like monster
im not trans tho
rain mango
being trans its mandatory to like monster
Ur trans?
rain mango
neat moat
im not trans tho
exactly
toxic relic
lmao
quiet siren
trying out the "Timeline" mod for bonelab (basically lets you make movies lol)
toxic relic
ive never had a white monster actually. they dont sell them here afaik
rain mango
They sell all monsters here
toxic relic
i only see the black/green one
stiff geyser
I have never tasted monster
rain mango
I like the strawberry dreams flavor
stiff geyser
I'm proud of that fact
pallid wraith
Monster Rehab is by far the only good one in my opinion
neat moat
class 👏 class 👏
toxic relic
class 👏 class 👏
boogerbrain 
rain mango
Gurt more like hurt
pallid wraith
tastes pretty much like spicy peach/citrus tea
neat moat
detention for young fartius
neat moat
Gurt more like hurt
youre not the first to make that joke :void:
toxic relic
hot tea or american tea
neat moat
what
rose kestrel
My cake is so baked
I got just the thing to bake
neat moat
American tea can be hot
toxic relic
america has that cold tea shit
neat moat
warm it up
rain mango
I got just the thing to bake
What
toxic relic
im sure you can
acoustic tiger
so you like monster?
yes I do
pallid wraith
Im not really sure what american tea ist; the monter is best served cold
acoustic tiger
monster white specifically
oh ok this was already addressed carry on
toxic relic
i dont think i like any energy drinks-they taste bad and i dont get energyv
neat moat
oh ok this was already addressed carry on
why white monster? I never had monster so I wouldn't know
pallid wraith
samesies, drank em alot in my teens but they dont do it for me anymore
toxic relic
Im not really sure what american tea ist; the monter is best served cold
idk either mate
acoustic tiger
why white monster? I never had monster so I wouldn't know
honestly I don't know, it's just a thing
and like anecdotally it's true
neat moat
honestly I don't know, it's just a *thing*
is it true for you?
acoustic tiger
something something hormones I guess
yeah it is
though I drink any energy drink that's not rockstar
rain mango
Ive given u all myyy given u all myyy giving you all my lovee
toxic relic
why is monster white
acoustic tiger
or low-sugar. bleh.
my drink of choice though is NOS, shit tastes like carbonated orange juice
toxic relic
and why does he need rehab
neat moat
why is monster white
cus its c||ommon||
toxic relic
america has too many drinks
rain mango
why is monster white
You cant just ask why somebodies white!
pallid wraith
I could use a rehab 😔
toxic relic
what the fuck is nos
acoustic tiger
an energy drink
toxic relic
nos more like nose
acoustic tiger
idk if its regional or what because not as many people know about it
neat moat
You cant just ask why somebodies white!
acoustic tiger
from what I've seen
toxic relic
I could use a rehab 😔
real
rose kestrel
neat moat
absolutely
acoustic tiger
yes, and now I'm hungry, thank you
toxic relic
mushrooms are cinema
neat moat
she hungers
rain mango
I love a good mushroom
acoustic tiger
fuck time for a looting run
neat moat
mushrooms are cinema
unfortunately there isnt mushroom in my pantry for them
rose kestrel
toxic relic
im a proud man
neat moat
thank you father, may you shake my hand for the first time?
toxic relic
thank you father, may you shake my hand for the first time?
only 2 men have shaken this here hand: one of the organisers of lgsm and michel foucalt
neat moat
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803116443407351858/1392379565715755133/m2...
"How old are you 🗣️"
toxic relic
you have a lot of milestones to complete before you get to join em
typing on the phone ia so fucking difficult
rose kestrel
acoustic tiger
I'm not a man so does that mean I can shake your hand
toxic relic
no
rain mango
Im gonna eat ur hand
acoustic tiger
oh ok 
neat moat
I think it means you cant
toxic relic
ive never seen a woman before so they dont exist
or any non man
i live on a mountain with my "long time companion"
neat moat
stink has been around his rock dwarves too long
toxic relic
not long enough
rain mango
Someday im gonna die
toxic relic
maybe one day theyll crush my skull
rain mango
UghHh
toxic relic
Someday im gonna die
every human is
rain mango
GHAYSWHIFEJIDB
rain mango
Sitting up is like i just became sisyphus
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/wreck-it-ralph-zangief-sparrows-egg-gif-9131902
smash
neat moat
is zangeef nice?
toxic relic
man i fucking know some gay kid rewatched that scene over an over again
neat moat
Indeed
toxic relic
is zangeef nice?
yes
toxic relic
just cause he's "the bad guy" doesnt make him a bad guy
neat moat
wot
marsh wagon
Wot
neat moat
marsh wagon
You what chippy chips is
toxic relic
How r y’all
hanging up my coat and walking into an active hurricane
atomic ruin
Who want to play build 41 ??
polar kernel
You what chippy chips is
whuh
atomic ruin
New n need help
marsh wagon
hanging up my coat and walking into an active hurricane
Damn
polar kernel
thats me
marsh wagon
Wot
rain mango
oh
polar kernel
thats me
neat moat
whats you
marsh wagon
Wot
polar kernel
chip
toxic relic
chip
rose kestrel
toxic relic
fuck
polar kernel
thats just how it works
polar kernel
skyrim blades quest ☹️
toxic relic
Yk what chippy chips is?
marsh wagon
https://tenor.com/view/rain-drink-drinking-in-the-rain-gif-25699261
Wot
sand ermine
Crowbar, my beloved
neat moat
this is too advanced for boomers dont @ me
sand ermine
neat moat
I was raised by a pack of wild crowbars
toxic relic
this is too advanced for boomers dont @ me
dont @ you?
neat moat
it means dont respond to me
onyx igloo
@ him
marsh wagon
Anyways
neat moat
like im right I dont wanna hear it
marsh wagon
What’s yall favorite weapon
sand ermine
marsh wagon
The hell r u doing here
neat moat
you know this man sean?
marsh wagon
<:crowbar:951842848817430630>
The crowbar helps a lot
onyx igloo
same here
toxic relic
you know this man sean?
video game reference
acoustic tiger
Crowbar my lord and savior
toxic relic
crowbars are overrated
marsh wagon
Tbh the best starter weapon on zombies is a hammer
marsh wagon
crowbars are overrated
Let’s sacrifice him
onyx igloo
rolling pin peak
neat moat
crowbars are overrated
kill him with crowbars
toxic relic
Tbh the best starter weapon on zombies is a hammer
you're obviously wrong.
my opinion is the objective fact.
sand ermine
crowbars are overrated
PERISH!
marsh wagon
you're obviously wrong.
my opinion is the objective fact.
Nah nah
sand ermine
marsh wagon
Crowbar is GOATED
toxic relic
okay
robust shore
Crowbar is GOATED
agreed
toxic relic
have fun with your crowbar lads
neat moat
whatw your favorite weapon stink
toxic relic
whatw your favorite weapon stink
short blade + spear
sand ermine
bruh
onyx igloo
Screw u mr fart face
hes here to be the old guy yelling at people to get off his lawn
marsh wagon
hes here to be the old guy yelling at people to get off his lawn
Real
rose kestrel
toxic relic
recently ive been getting into long blades with the scrap weapons
marsh wagon
Chase them off with a cane
sand ermine
you like a weapon that breaks in 2 hits instead of a weapon that lasts more than your character? 😭
toxic relic
im an old man
toxic relic
you like a weapon that breaks in 2 hits instead of a weapon that lasts more than...
this is objectively incorrect and hyperbole
neat moat
short blade + spear
Ok this is becoming my second favorite ngl
onyx igloo
i think we should reconsider adding canes to our fashion again
robust shore
i think we should reconsider adding canes to our fashion again
agreed
onyx igloo
canes are fuckin cool, you can hide swords in em n stuff
toxic relic
a hunting knife with several spears is good enough for an old man like me
maybe if you werent such a coward youd experiment as well
neat moat
how do you sharpen knives now
rain mango
how do you sharpen knives now
Whet stone
toxic relic
how do you sharpen knives now
whetstone my dude
onyx igloo
can we use bricks as weapons
neat moat
you say it like I should know this
toxic relic
machetes are overrated too
robust shore
can we use bricks as weapons
please let me beat zombies to death with a brick
neat moat
woonderbal
onyx igloo
can a brick work as a whetstone
sand ermine
machetes are overrated too
dude
onyx igloo
woonderbal
ITS WÜNDERBAR
marsh wagon
machetes are overrated too
Bro wtf
onyx igloo
i think
marsh wagon
Is u drunk
toxic relic
lmao
neat moat
ITS WÜNDERBAR
woonderbal
sand ermine
you are making a friendship becoming something VERY HARD between you and me
toxic relic
thats alr mate
sand ermine
marsh wagon
machete is the best weapon to have in Zomboid
But the fire axe with lumberjack occupation
toxic relic
i disagree
neat moat
Dex why are you so old
marsh wagon
Idk if I spelled it right but
toxic relic
the lumberjack and veteran jobs are for losers
marsh wagon
It’s op asf
sand ermine
Dex why are you so old
I'm just 23
marsh wagon
the lumberjack and veteran jobs are for losers
Bro wtf
toxic relic
meta building in a video game
neat moat
it says youre 2,905
marsh wagon
Lumberjack is good
toxic relic
disagree
neat moat
thats older than Jesus
marsh wagon
With axe it one shots
toxic relic
dont care
sand ermine
it says youre 2,905
that's my bday 😭
neat moat
Dex is such an old man
marsh wagon
and for babies
Nah you drunk bro
neat moat
right this way dex, tomorrow we are playing bingo
onyx igloo
i love playing a minimum wage worker in pz
toxic relic
if youre a new player thats fearful of dying then take lumberjack and spawn in rosewood
marsh wagon
if youre a new player thats fearful of dying then take lumberjack and spawn in r...
That’s the best combo
toxic relic
but other than that i think its pathetic
sand ermine
i love playing a minimum wage worker in pz
i love making unemployed characters to feel i'm inside of the game
marsh wagon
i love making unemployed characters to feel i'm inside of the game
Lmao
toxic relic
That’s the best combo
its banal
marsh wagon
They should add bigger bags
toxic relic
and cowardly
onyx igloo
i love making unemployed characters to feel i'm inside of the game
id say minimum wage was the most common occupation at the time period but idk
neat moat
bal
marsh wagon
Like better
marsh wagon
and cowardly
No
neat moat
demon of chaos
marsh wagon
It’s smart
sand ermine
Ok but one thing it's true
sand ermine
Machetes were way cooler without the sharpness healthbar 😭
toxic relic
It’s smart
ok big boy
marsh wagon
Machetes were way cooler without the sharpness healthbar 😭
Yeah
harsh vault
hai chat!
neat moat
dont need a backpack
you will lose it when you hop the fence
toxic relic
have fun in the fire station for the 20th time
marsh wagon
have fun in the fire station for the 20th time
I enjoy it fart face
onyx igloo
i love hoarding guns and not using them
marsh wagon
i love hoarding guns and not using them
Same
toxic relic
I enjoy it fart face
im sure you do my man
marsh wagon
Because my aim is butt cheeks
twin bear
i love hoarding guns and not using them
Antiques
marsh wagon
I use it too look tuff
onyx igloo
i do enjoy collecting in real life
toxic relic
lmao
onyx igloo
collecting is a fun hobby
toxic relic
mr timmy tough knuckles
twin bear
Wish we could find cannons and stuff
neat moat
they should add punching in zomboud
toxic relic
fr
twin bear
mr timmy tough knuckles
toxic relic
hand2hand combat as in cdda
marsh wagon
collecting is a fun hobby
Ight Sean can u guard the camp with John and Lenny
onyx igloo
mr pubert powerful puncher
twin bear
We're Costco guys
toxic relic
tbh most of my kills until my "end game" is with spacebar
fighting would be so op for me
marsh wagon
I wish there was other survivors
marsh wagon
Pressing Q is the worst thing
toxic relic
I wish there was other survivors
booger take
onyx igloo
i dont really care for survivors
toxic relic
agreed
twin bear
Pressing Q is the worst thing
Nah
neat moat
booger take
stink is a man with mixed takes
toxic relic
stink is a man with mixed takes
my takes are very consistent with my logic
marsh wagon
stink is just old
Sean can u guard the camp with Lenny and John
toxic relic
mb for the pings
neat moat
every time you ping me the devs add one more npc to base game
twin bear
Pingaling
toxic relic
stink is just old
im an old man
onyx igloo
you are indeed
twin bear
marsh wagon
Finding the supermarket in Zomboid is the best thing and worst thing
toxic relic
why woud you need it
neat moat
It was the best of times it was the blurst of times
marsh wagon
Because the alarm will set off and you will get molted by the Zomboids
toxic relic
you dont need to loot the big marts lmao
onyx igloo
i like having alot of canned food on hand while i grow food
bronze moat
toxic relic
houses have more than enough tbh, even on lower settings
twin bear
Who needs food
toxic relic
and foraging is cracked
twin bear
To live
marsh wagon
Glass is better
twin bear
Inject insulin and other chemicals to attain nutrients
neat moat
hi sleepy
marsh wagon
https://tenor.com/view/kill-you-kill-you-plutomadethis-i-love-you-gif-4539566407...
Holy moly
neat moat
in a lower voice cus my friends are here! ur embarrassing me
neat moat
ivory grail
Have a hamster
marsh wagon
<:unhappy:721361533636182047>
Poor lad
ivory grail
neat moat
I dont get it
last spoke
florp
last spoke
His name is florp
livid notch
https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-v1-ultrakill-hampster-showing-gif-7320216574...
That should do as an appetizer
neat moat
the hamptr?
marsh wagon
That should do as an appetizer
NOO
ivory grail
Alright it 12:39am I got about 5 hours of sleep this week and i'm starting to hallucinate things i need tk try to get atleast 5 hours. Goodnight y'all
ivory grail
That should do as an appetizer
I bet it has a good crunch
neat moat
gn
twin bear
It was a ultrakill reference
Femboys play that game
rose kestrel
sleeby came as quickly as he left
like a cat on a roomba
neat moat
everyone a little queer plays that game
marsh wagon
Like someone entered the wrong room
rose kestrel
everyone a little queer plays that game
onyx igloo
i used to think queer meant like you got scared slightly
like startled
never used it that way but i was guessing what it meant lol
twin bear
I'm getting more queer by the day
neat moat
attacking various woodland creatures doesnt count
marsh wagon
Man I can’t send photos 😔🥀💔
onyx igloo
Man I can’t send photos 😔🥀💔
marsh wagon
https://tenor.com/view/no-image-perm-nostalgia-critic-jambanreborn-gif-19193919
Stop it you orange head
marsh wagon
Now get to work
bronze moat
Why do Americans park in driveways?
Then drive in a parkway?
And why is the sentence “ 20 buffaloes were buffaloing while buffaloed and buffled among buffaloing buffsloed buff buffalos” A correct sentence?
rose kestrel
Man I can’t send photos 😔🥀💔
"I have a dream that Discordians will not be judged by the color of their rank but by the content of their messages."
onyx igloo
i just saw a streamer angrily yelling he is not bobby hill
twin bear
I don't know you
onyx igloo
Why do Americans park in driveways?
Then drive in a parkway?
And why is the se...
Idk but my neighbors TAKE UP AN ENTIRE FUCKING ROAD WITH THEIR CARS!
marsh wagon
Dead chat
twin bear
onyx igloo
THEY HAVE DRIVEWAYS!
onyx igloo
THEY DONT USE THEM AND OPEN THEIR DOORS INTO THE ROAD IM DRIVING ON!
bronze moat
Idk but my neighbors TAKE UP AN ENTIRE FUCKING ROAD WITH THEIR CARS!
Big car goes brrrrrr
onyx igloo
WITH OUT EVEN LOOKING!
im only driving a toyota and its still cramped in there
alright my latest rant is over
twin bear
Bicycle go vroom
marsh wagon
Now let’s talk about games
onyx igloo
i unfortunately do not have a bicycle of my size
twin bear
Use a child's
marsh wagon
Or steal from a child
marsh wagon
Lmao
onyx igloo
like a pathetic untempered pane of glass
rose kestrel
bronze moat
marsh wagon
What lvl can i send images and gifs
rose kestrel
10
toxic relic
Man I can’t send photos 😔🥀💔
fortunately
toxic relic
i dont think anyone wants or needs to see what you'd send
marsh wagon
I remember it was lvl 30
marsh wagon
Eh I ain’t too worried about it
toxic relic
you can only send embedded links at level 30
marsh wagon
Light work
neat moat
stink
twin bear
Yes u do
neat moat
did you enjoy the NZ flag proposal
bronze moat
Wait till you hear The reasoning behind, putting microphones inside of a thermostat…
neat moat
toxic relic
you realise theres a maori flag too?
neat moat
what
toxic relic
maori
neat moat
yeah
toxic relic
the native peopl
neat moat
I know
toxic relic
yeah bud im sure
neat moat
neat moat
based
rose kestrel
toxic relic
do americans know that maori people exist
or do they assume that new zealand is very white
neat moat
I dont know but I certainly did
I just havent seen their flag before
I mean I totally knew about it
I just never saw it
yeah
toxic relic
brother its fucking insane
also-background check, piss test, blood test and health test
like brother why
i just want to work here for money so im not unhoused
unreal bane
do americans know that maori people exist
Do they know that crossing the interstate isn't what we call 'going overseas'?
toxic relic
insane
rose kestrel
do americans know that maori people exist
neon bramble
your fault for not knowing a guy
toxic relic
neon bramble
I have never gotten a job through interview
neat moat
this is why I talk to people
unreal bane
Maybe you could try the cat approach.
neat moat
rubbing shoulders tends to get you places
raw rock
Do they know that crossing the interstate isn't what we call 'going overseas'?
You don't "Cross an Interstate" an Interstate is a large Highway that travels through multiple states Genius.
neat moat
Maybe you could try the cat approach.
the what
neat moat
hate what
toxic relic
piracy is better than this
polar kernel
You don't "Cross an Interstate" an Interstate is a large Highway that travels th...
i cross the interstate all the time when i play irl frogger on PCP
amateur
neat moat
tru
polar kernel
political
toxic relic
intersate? inter into his ass lmao gottem
unreal bane
You don't "Cross an Interstate" an Interstate is a large Highway that travels th...
Apologies, I don't speak American very well if you'd have guessed.
unreal bane
the what
Go into a workplace, move a few objects around, sit down, you now work there.
toxic relic
social engineering
the worst they can do is arrest you and then at least youll have a place to sleep
unreal bane
do you like legos?
I love them. I share them with my neighbors all the time by leaving some on their doorstep at 6 in the morning.
polar kernel
i love cats whole idea of survival
they just decide one day that they're now gonna live in a house with someone
onyx igloo
Go into a workplace, move a few objects around, sit down, you now work there.
They didnt like when I moved the graphite rods at the nuclear plant
toxic relic
<:crowbar:951842848817430630>
you reacted to your own message
neat moat
alcohol is a drug dummy
toxic relic
so is sugar and coffee
flint ingot
alcohol is a drug dummy
but not a real one
neat moat
sugar?
toxic relic
yessir