#general_chat
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add my steam right now
Now I just feel dumb
i have many vices but my main food one is eating too little, not eating/drinking too much lol
Played loads of the OG mod in the olden days, only played so much of Standalone
i eat very little, and barely drink at all, today was my first time having water in 5 days
Lost my taste 

"oh im real sick john..LUMBAGO"
what
dont people die with out water
D: foof please drimk water
pls drink water too
I crave the forbidden lamp, brother
You and your lumbago crap get up and work old man
Boo diabetes
lmao
your body will fail you in the future lol
Rdr2 was peak
Yea it was peak
i hope gta 6 lets me blow off limbs like in rdr2
If only
i HOPE
I hope the ragdoll is like GTA 4 and not like GTA 5 where they insta fall and you spend more time aiming for their head on the floor than actually watching them react to a bullet

Despise gunplay in GTA V for that specific reason
"Hey where you from!?" poof poof poof poof
i hear shit
GTA 4 was peak
Its rarer but I can hear things
I only see shit in dark corners
cars in gta 4 had actual weight
Had too much fun jacking someone's car, having them put a hand on the door to open the door, then speed and let em dangle
i just rememberd

YES oh my god that was the best
I keep getting jumpscared by pre sleep hallucinations
there was a specific burgershot in gta4 where id go and just drive up and down the sidewalk and watch people fall off the cliff
Upscaled by AI, lazy programmers
Watch Vinesauce Joel's GTA SA Sprunk Edition to get why 
JOEL
Vinny the weedwhacker
Spoiler: ||He drinks hundreds of cans in a row and corrupts his game to where it can't launch||
No big surprise
lmao
sometimes right before i fall alseep every fucking muscle in my body activates and it scares the shit out of me
But yeah. Poopy remake. On par with the Battlefront 2 "Remaster"
the leg twitchy thing
?
Nah the fall thing
Just get a modded version of the OG San Andreas
ive never been tazed
for 0.1 milliseconds
ALSO Rockstar removed the original SA on Steam when it launched, made people rightfully more annoyed
i regret not buying it when it was on the store..
EAT THE RICH
Kneecap the rich and steal their gallbladder
3 bucks

Imagine how much money rockstar could make if they sold the ps2 versions as remasters
But yeah. No reason to feed the beast unless you REALLY want to play a subjectively worse version of San Andreas
Music licensing
Probably

Also probably royalties, to the main actor IIRC
Radio Vladivostok the goat
gta 6
Licensing has a set time they can exist, it's why they patched music out of GTA 4 before
no im saying they arent working on it cuz gta 6
Oh, that too 
I feel like that's too obvious
idk tho
the most obvious is usually why
Oh sorry ❤️🩹
1 percent battery
(jk)
i love not charging my devices

!hana
Bya mysterious stranger

goodnight n ❤️
name one truck from the top of your head
floofie ember doesn't have a truck on their head
sorry.
they do have hair though (I think)
ghoti
todays work day sucked ass
i got picked to eat hot sauces for the companies Instagram page
how fun
now i feel bad
well, everyone was cheering me on
and was kinda scared to say no
so i kinda went with it
whats wrong with you?
illness
I see

get the grippy socks for me pls 🙏
Can you try to tell them to now include you in promotional content again?
its really whatever, i dont really care what happens to me anymore.
idk if nows the time for that
Could someone ping me rq?
@hazy agate

It'd be awesome if discord would let me hear pings only and not just regular messages 
embed fail... gues i'll go cry now...
You did not delete your failure. You kept it on display, knowing there was a chance of ridicule. For this, you have the respect of chat.
No way... is that Ricky Dicky Doodah Grimes???
How do I join someone server
hello Omar
Hi “Ghoti”
Ensure you're playing b41, press the join button & enter info in the favorites input
A better answer requires more detail
tf you mean " "ghoti" "
sharkbait
I know what you are
hoohaha
ur sharkbait
🫃
just put the pebble in the fan
boy pregnancy is a beautiful thing Idc what you say

mpreg
Do I run a certain beta
For MP? No
Or just regular zomboid
boypreggers
mp stand for mpreg
Omar stands for mpreg
What gave it away
naaaah... how'd he know that?
🤯
Omar why do you hate boypreg and not manpreg
I never said hate but “boy” typically refers to a child, so I'm far more comfortable with “man” in that context
thats fair
imma die
Haha no embed perms 🫵
Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.
Welcome to the club
hai omar
embedfail #2, go ahead... laugh
Well now I'm worried you're into it
go ahead
is under martial claw
You know what, I think I'll skip the ridicule this time
Omar
aw...🥺 pwease :3
Ghoti
Do you the crab counshell can stop the tyranny of king crab?
Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.
is that... an embedfail?!
Deletion will not save you.
I like to move it move it 😀
Celebrating my dad's birthday at at Ford-themed restaurant rn
Hipster burger spot
boomer burger spot
ait bye
nah if it was a boomer spot they would flood you with fries.
I hope you can afford it ahaha! That's a funny little play on words, just so you know, I'm not trying to imply anything about your financial situation. The joke is that “afford” sounds similar to a-Ford, and it's a Ford-themed establishment. I would never be disrespectful to someone impoverished. Not that you're impoverished, I don't mean to imply that. I'm just saying, if you are, I'm not ridiculing that. It's just a play on words.
Omar how do you like my literary fire?
Your what
crustation nation lore
I was ridiculing an embed failure at the time so I didn't process it
Can you sea the vision behind my works? Or do you feel it will be emboiled in the scaulding water or ridicule
I will ridicule you at any opportunity
I don't think Omar likes my puns
Alright gang☝️ 🤓 I shall now be departing to quote: hit the hay, as i wish to enroll in slumber!
Good night fellow gangsters and hoodlums!
how ish uus
Sleep is the only break away we get from our waking moments, sometimes not even that
Sleep Well
hai lou fren
Hello
how ish uus
Hello
I’m doing alright, thanks Floof
hai maepple
Whatcha been up to?
me?
Everyone
Nice
i just got home from work, showered, now ready to sleep since i have to get up in 8 hours
Have nice sleep
thankies
actually, i technically have to get up in 12
so i guess i can do whatever
just finished my Ford Model A
which is bed rot
also hey floof
hey Maepple
hai destroyer
Hey hey
how ish uus
@harsh vault
I was making a sandwich so I didn't even notice
thas cool
I do appreciate them
what kind?
the Walmart employee watching helplessly as I eat the hardware section
I am a pollinator in a barren field hbu
Good
why would you do that
The hunger lingers
My mom managed to knock over my drink and hers in one meal lol
I threaten to put my mom in a home when she does stuff like that
But she already has a home
Assisted living home
well she pays some of the bills and i don't so i can't
Ok good on you then lol
Oh that looks fire
it was
Burger
medium-well patty, lettuce, entire slice of onion, cheese and a sunny-side up egg, on a brioche bun
how much did that cost
$16.50
is that a lil or alot
dont copy me.
Average for a burger
for a sit-in restaurant i think yeah
Floofie, copy me.
no
she do be paying me
copy deez!!!
Damn not in that level of friendship yet
i will not pick up someones personality or way of speaking
its impolite
gotta up your reaction times man
That’s not what I meant
pick my toxic trait and gib me 20 grand
the song keeps playing in my mind
No thanks
what did you mean
whar
i think zee's at a movie
(the voices say meow)
ha
no
embed fail
movie coming out on friday
Def is normal price and depends entirely on where you are and not the quality lol
the voices are meowing louder
In the void

🤨

yes that is my home why ask?
woterdog better
damn never noticed Balatro discord's almost as popular as here
wdym popular
are they yappers
idk
i just happened to check OG Galaxies discord tag
we have more dead here
<insert zomboid joke here>
Oh No! My Wife's Dead?! 2
apparently it's also the name of a 40k food
k
i can imagine, knowing some very basic stuff about it
pest control
thanks
fr
part 4 is so pog
i wish we had more downtime in jojolion
once the rock people part start its just nonstop
I just had to warn someone on the Historically discord to not post sw@tsikas in memes. 
why do people think that's appropriate
Meow
tupid ppl
yeah
also ppl are too comfortable online
hiiiii
hey
i love it sm
im new to the server
rip my beloved jobin
i can see that. welcome
how do you guy get the sledhammer icon ?
ohhhh nice
type /rank to see your rank
dont think so but jobin is so pog wth
self-explanating
nice false information
he asked for sledge not axe
man 42 so fun but no mult player yet
Hi

this time he actually might hahaha
ill read jojolands once theres more chapters
i stopped when they got in the mansion which is prolly chap 4 or sumthin
shushhh

SLY!
The people of walmart go to walmart.
Hi everyone
Anybody here have vegas pro? I just got it and I was wondering if there are any tips or tricks I should know

Dude they are birthed from walmart
They were sired in Walmart?
what does sired mean
Hi
no i dont
Go read a dictionary
is there any team deathmatch type of server?
Babies are conceived in walmart bathrooms. Soo…. Yeah murica’
or deathmatch in general
You can go to spiffo bot
If you dm spiffo bot it'll send it to mods
With these we've just been pinging the mods right in chat
nah pinging mods more funny
If others don't see that it's been reported then others are gonna do the same so they get like 50 tickets for one thing
I see
I also accidentally sent the mods the images instead of the message link so I was stupid
I'm getting murdered for this one chat
ищу тима на выживание, +7 от мск
Can someone who's russian tell him english only pls
I hate mini modding but like I'm also not real so
Your pfp has one helluva bloody nose
I'm a rage infected AMA
Do you need a tissue for your bloody nose?
No it's endlessly bleeding it'll be a waste of a good tissue
Well yeah, it won't stop bleeding if you don't help it
Yall think I can take a quick shower while my character reads
just use F6
Sounds like fun and a great motivation for an even quicker shower
me eating a cookie in the shower irl
in the dark
Just don’t be so quick you forget to properly wash n I think it’d work out smoothly
Course I wouldn’t do this if the block wasn’t cleared or there was any zomboids near
dragon
What a mood currently puppers
what a flood does to a texan

👻
Oklahoma stopped sucking did you hear? Texas is slipping into the Gulf!!
DRAGON!
No like this is so sad
I have other reasons to feel the suck, I hope those affected get the relief they deserve
y tho
i dont know lol
She afraid she will see herself naked
Grandpa help us

Games
Squirtle is eepy today
I’m definitely getting south of midnight but what else
squid
I was debating south of midnight, been on my wishlist but idk how I felt about the gameplay I saw
Story seems worth it regardless but still unsure
i wanna get that, looks so cool
for a nice like long ride or something game
I love games like that. I want more that dig into folklore
Steam sale = 10 copy of PZ giveaway?
I wonder if there will eventually be a game based on Sinners
There are plenty. All video games are sinful
Rimworld
i need help i am new to PZ and i cant start a game using mods

How many mods?
try enabling a couple at a time until you find which one is breaking
Cult of the Lamb
I got a dog on me
Ew no. And also not even remotely like the sinners movie
quite a few. me and a couple others play together its fine. but i want to host and the person who does comes off early but i cant figure it out it just says initializing.
I’m here for COTL slander
what are some things that improve dedicated server desync?
Some of us got that dog in us. Some of us got that dog on us. All of us are winning
oh i thought you meant literal sinners
No lol
What do you have against COTL, I don't know much abt it
She trying to smoother me with love
less mods , good internet from both people , and location of server i ended up switching to dedicated to avoid those problems and only had people "desync" when they were playing on my server in dallas from overseas
i know they work as all the mods i have, i have downloaded from a server that already works fine with them
does console.txt say anything
I have a friend who is obsessed with it, she talks about it nonstop that I feel like I’ve already played it 🤣
Well I have a game where you fight sin with sin. It's called Hellslave
dk if that counts tho
im really new XD
Sinners meaning the vampire folklore movie
ah ok
also hi reggie from Nintendo
#mod_support i would ask in there if youre using mods or trying to join a server with mods
We should all just play Toontown
sorry for being a pain. thanks
ah i see okie
not a problem i just dont want to confuse you by telling you to go to console.txt cause its pretty confusing if you never looked in there lol
You're a pineapple, not a painapple
Haha, just joking around Reggie ahahaha
Toontown rewritten is free 😇
Hey guys, I'm new to the game and I need some help. In my world, the power and running water just went out. I watched some videos on what to do and I saw that it's possible to make a type of sink that collects rainwater with a reservoir and leaves it clean and ready to drink. But when I built the place where it was going to be, made the barrels and put the sink in, there was no way to plump the sink. Could someone help me?
no bc lactose
Just ignore it
don't wanna
Moe is correct
The sink has to be indoors, with a rain collector placed directly above it. On player built buildings, the game struggles to recognise the room as indoors
As always
Incorrect. You cannot place a sink inside a door.
I'll end you
Do it.
#pz_b41_chat try asking in theres someone should know how to do that for you or why its not working if your on build 41 that is
Chat.... You know what day is tomorrow? (Or today, depending on timezone)
he means place the door inside a sink
hum, ok ill try it
I can do that with the mapping tools
Uhhh Wednesday
Tomorrow is the canonical start of PZ smh
Also Argentina's independence day, but no one cares about that
What’s a PZ Frederick
start day. not start
Blocked
Install only 5-10 at a time.
Launch a NEW game each set.
If the game breaks, you have 5-10 suspect mod that MAY be the cause.
Never just install 50+ mods and run the game. Cause it makes debugging a pain in the booty
You can certainly try ahaha!
No like Urbz was such a good game
Back when EA actually cared about their customers and potential customers
EA actually cared before? Not in my timeline
sims 3 era
Bruh I recently finished bustin’ out on an emulator
More like back when it was Maxis published by EA instead of EAxis
True true
I own it on actual GBA. and used to own it on the ds port.
I wish they’d do it again. They’re missing out
Or at least a remastsr
I did too but it went missing
of thexds port
What Survivors really want
not the console urbz
@bronze moat
how do i open the console?
i want one irl
then i could reach the top cupboard
audible sigh same.
not foe that tho
there is a back order, best can do for now is the wolverine
THANK U SO MUCH BROOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i was dying when i went here to ask help, and u just save me THANK U SOO MUCH
you should get that surgery where they install metal rods in your femurs and make your legs like 3 feet longer
i think id rather just crawl on the cabinets lol
thanks though
It worked, now I have drinking water
slenderman simulator
the jelqler
jel quiz ler

i have no idea what you guys are saying and i hate it
Fucking r/batmanarkham broke my brain
what is a jonkler
You must use your real name as your Kahoot name no exceptions🗣️
sounds like me when i see someone wearing a meme reference shirt, except i'm not laughing
ok grandma time to take your medicine
Ә
I'm older than most of yall and even I know who the jonkler is
I saw a guy wearing a hentai t-shirt in public once
Who wants to be twinsies?
gonna get the grouchy goo goos
gen alpha rises
and a guy wearing something along the lines of "virgin4life" on it
or something like that
Noo
I need one of those
im gonna find whoever makes these udmb gifs and put them in that pan lol
wait i need my bear police emote
does anyone know how to open the console
C:\Users\leonsux\Zomboid go there and look for console.txt
on your computer
press the power button. (seriously tho you need to be in debug mode i think)
whatever your username is
can't Soul Flicher already said "Good, Good" to it in 42.0.9 channel
Project Zomboid - Project Zomboid is an open-ended zombie-infested sandbox. It asks one simple question – how will you die? In the towns of Muldraugh and West Point, survivors must loot houses, build defences and do their utmost to delay their inevitable death day by day. No help is coming – their continued survival relies on their own cunn...
What do you want to suggest?
does this include the server or just the game
You want to make a suggestion for the discord server?
Fair enough
i guess there? i dunno
huh. that's a new one.
They should make me a mod
Brand new and scared to death 😂😂😂
That's my suggestion
Remember: You walk faster than the zombies. Don't panic
Right on thank you
There's almost no situation where you'd be required to run
I’m new to pc gaming in general so controls are a learning curve
tv show
Oh yeah PZ controls suck
Takes a while to get used to the isometric stuff
Run/sprint alternating confused me so glad walking is ok lol
lol i didnt know we could sprint
That's very important for new players
until like build 41 i think leon or frogski told me
most of the 90's was isometric games
It had the outline on tutorial but that’s as far as I’ve gone 😬😬😬😬
Not the same thing. Isometric games in the nineties weren't real time combat
NUH UH
I did play Sierra seat in the 90s, other than that just wow. lol now this and liars bar lol
half of them went up to 60 fps
Swat*
You actually have to aim your attacks in real time in PZ. Old role-playing games like Fallout were turn based. You could take your time and stuff
like point and click sierra?
Windows 95 gang
howd you get my selfie
I passed that an hour ago
dark web along with a larger price tag and delivery for something else
shoes?
Taken from Zooliminology Project archives
i got banned from a vc without joining it😼
thats why maybe
If you had to pick between a gameboy advance remake or the switch 2 which one would you pick? And why is it the GBA?
Neither because I hate nintendo
Goon Boy Advanced
Its time to goon!
knowing you Im not sure if youre serious r not
their lawyers are on their way to your location to serve you with a lawsuit
They don't call me Nintendo Lawyer Oblitator for nothin
I got lost in the secret sauce
east coast ppl dont know how to play any game
YES OFFICIER THEY'RE RIGHT HERE ^^^ 🚔 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚔
noticable skill dif compared to west coast
They’re selling sliced Mayo now. We had a good run but it’s time everyone. Unplug the earth.
THE GOO NER
Balls.
What if
would you rather have 1 or 2
Birds aren’t real
1 or 2 what
1 or 2
2
Can I have 7?
greedy
I can't believe cambrie suicide by jumping out the window into some bullets
What if the world was made of glazed donuts?~
https://youtu.be/CLdUAvRfrug?si=L4Njsp-z8ijotRgX
We ran out of CD space. Seriously, no more music would fit on the album "Sandwich" which you can find it on.
From the album "Sandwich" (2009)
BUY ALBUM DIRECTLY FROM BAND: http://www.psychostick.com/store
SPOTIFY: https://spoti.fi/2GJFfWz
GOOGLE PLAY: https://bit.ly/2I9kkya
APPLE MUSIC: https://apple.co/2Sv6b3l
AMAZON: https://amzn.to/2SGWga9
...
2 ribeyes tonight
Well then it wouldn’t exist
Listen I would eat the world if it was a donut
Also I would eat candy mountain
I look for unicorn gifs it's half invaded by ponies
alright chat its TV time, gather round
i was gonna say
also woody's there. the man with 11 toes.
from suite life on deck
ok but the white hurt my eyes
omg yes it actually is the full episode
also yoinked
ty for your contribution
danganronpa was such a good game
she got squished 
she was deranged btw. literally caused the apocalypse for fun
not nuclear
the only disabled girl (in media) you can legitimately be mean to. She is a literal mass terrorist
she kills adults, and those that act like adults
yeah a lot/all of the main antagonists in danganronpa are massively insane or horrible maniacal killers, but are also teenagers and children. Including a major character based on Jack the Ripper named Genocide Jack.
"I can fix er"
THIS is Genocide Jack btw
"a pbbbtt bub bub bub"
surprisingly never killed anyone during the course of the game
red barrel moment
sconetist
wayneradiotv was my favorite
im waiting for new hl series
did you watch HLGnome?
yep
i have 61 honeycomb and im fucking chillin
feel free to use this against anyone named leon
I'm stealing that for lokiel
Now we are talking
||H*rse||power
Tell me the lore
@fair yacht thoughts?
what
this is the internt
seriously what you mean
what do you think people will see when they read that
Internt
me when i read like 90% of this chat lol
I genuinely dk
horsepower
"You couldnt shoot a fart outta your own ass!"
- John Marston
power of deez nuts in your face
this is tame compared to Bill
I see that Herucles Ice Titan cup there
Bill isn’t real
Bill is an AI with the sole purpose of posting the most insane shit
Agreed
You calling a bot bae or bae a bot?
Are you in love with Bill?
I’m sensing some jealousy
You’ll have to go through Omar first
find them.
capture them.
persuade them
this is the only way
I’ve mastered using Omar as my human shield
(Unfortunately no similar Eradicate gifs)
seven is best borg
Omg do you all remember that one person who was in love with bill?
What was that persons name
Wait I remember
@surreal mirage artisan was that person right?
Dude... I just saw a video on YouTube that was posted 20 years ago...
It was about a guy doing stunts on a bike
greetings traveler.
i see you bare the mark of a new comer
Bro 20 years is a long time
me when 26yo:

I also just turned 20 a few days ago

cool happy belated birthday
my dad's birthday is today actually
pay your taxes to the tax man
Taxes..
you dont even pay taxes cake smh

whats this mean
a very simple solution, become a cyborg.
all cyborgs are exempt from taxes and mogg hard
slimes dont float
The steak i just ate is so good it feels like i had a blunt rotation with mf doom and mordecai from regular show
they don't?
Not an option. Only becoming a cyborg guarantees you immunity from taxes
Db super isn’t canon anymore
It’s continuing but it isn’t canon anymore
The canon is what u decide between dragon ball gt dragon ball daima or dragon ball super
Toriyama wrote daima and gt
Toyotaro runs super
db super is only good for ToP
my cat is so cute
its too bad if the world ended id eat him within a week
the cat in question
Daima contradicts super so super cant possibly be canon
me when the group changes gcs to one im not in
oh
first they made goku into a dumb fuck bastard, they gave trunks a stupid ass rage form, zamasu was alright but they didnt know how to properly end it
fumbled saiyan god
fumbled super saiyan god
made the forms named after colors
Dragon ball gt is the best sequel to Z
fucker doesnt even know what a kiss is
when a man texts you that he has 40 pairs of combat pants how are you responding
they made goku so fucking stupid in super it makes me think i can beat his ass
Tell him to stop having a battle in his pants
i should watch daima
tell them you have 4 lb of redneck C4
even when turned as a kid he still knows he has a wife and kids
im throwing spaghetti sauce all over your white clothing
I only wear black
I'm buying you white clothing
Shit
||people cant keep their fuckin mouths shut but i love goku was hiding ssj4 like ssj3||
cake is goth, thats on brand
i can smack my head like a drum
Sigma man take me by the hand
Cheesesticks
cheesecake
Just watched rebirth at 9:30 am
It was damn good
Not great obviously but better than all of the previous world movies
And Jurassic park 3
no its lonely dinner nights when there is no one to cook with
lonely nights will not make me not cook yummy food


















