#general_chat
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but the bedroom is icey
such is life
it is not enough that I be comfy, everyone else must suffer
I can sleep without AC in baking heat as long as it isnt no ventilation
power outages in the heat of summer is divine punishment
hello
Only 14 dollars, a deal to steal
I broke it down once, it broke

wowzieroni u like totally broke it!
Cray crayyy
Like no awesome sauce here broski.
Ermmmm
am sleeps echo
Go to sleep
have to go pee first
i can't wait to get a job
gonna have to wait like a year or smth
so that i can get something to game on
hopefully
Working for the first time was nice
For the first 4 years at least
Singing helps me drastically improve my mood no matter the situation, you got any good mood lifters?
no

i have 0 dollars
i wish i could play it
alcohol?
Or lean, depends on the person
crazy
Radiohead is so good
Inrainbows is my favorite album ever
If any band
Of
Susienwwfkens
its a good sog
Sognggnfdo
Song
snog
My granny called she said travy you work too hard im worried youll forget about me
Ba ba lin lin lin
I could tell
how
I would leave that up for your interpretation
oh
hi i need help, i have a singleplayer world, is there a way that i can play it on multiplayer?
sad
The problem with me is, I get used to things if they are spicy over time, that's not so good
just need a break
if you can only feel mouth burning its probably too much
I once ordered one of those too spicy pizza, so not wanting money go to waste I ate entire thing and the funny thing is, I couldn't taste anything else after for some time
I'm very bad at this game, but this was pog.. also learned in this moment that you strafe faster with a pistol 
that said its kinda fun sometimes to just burn your mouth
I dont think thats just cause of the chilies no more lmao
Instead of tomato paste they used spicy sauce. They changed it after to normal tomato paste for good reason
when I do really spicy noodles I can taste fine its just that it's massively overwhelmed by the fire
hi i need help, i have a singleplayer world, is there a way that i can play it on multiplayer? b41
haven't done spicy pizza yet, feels a lil weird when the whole point is a wide flavour profile
it was insanely spicy, the cheese ain't helping it
I couldn't taste anything
except the spice
thats all I could feel, my mouth burning off
the korean ones are really good though
hi i need help, i have a singleplayer world, is there a way that i can play it on multiplayer? b41
if you want to enjoy it you can tone it down with a soft boiled egg
no idea, I'm too lonely for multiplayer
I've been playing PZ solo ever since I got it
or adding a whole egg while mixing in the sauce at low heat
I just used less of the sauce
that works too
could actually taste the other seasonings in it
have you tried it on a bed of rice
it was way too red for a cheese flavored noodle
Playing zomboid in singleplayer is a Lonesome Road I must walk
a bed of cooked rice actually doesn't sound too bad for sleeping what yall think
yea ate it with rice
like on a bed of rice
not on a side of rice
so the sauce seeps into the rice below
never tried it that way
its not as comfy as you might think
yeah if it's too hot do that way with a soft boiled egg
mix the runny yolk in with the noodles and take bites of rice to control the heat
Are you sure?
unless you lay it out without containing it, a sack of rice is just gonna end up being almost as hard as the floor
you can use a sack of rice as a weight when rucking
is there a way to add all mods i have installed to a server, by server i mean me hosting quickly without having to add them manually one by one
get the mod.manager mod
server edition
what about the manager mod manager
i ll try it
I need to see your bawls
thanks
Balls
well see, its fine with you, but clown is a minor so, its odd
exactly
Let me love you
its literally a reference
Its a refrenc
oh
hai shark
he needs to see your bawls
gout too
hector always out to see peoples bawls
No one plays pz here
Ask in #pz_b41_chat
What
What game do you guys play
no game
Why do you use discord then
shitposting
5d chess with multiverse time travel
Valid
Haha I get to kill zombies and you don’t
pz bad game
Ok do you guys like hunt showdown
Yeah it sounds like a l4d2 knock off or something
how ish uus
Looks like a sims dlc
Technically correct
Imagine if shark had nitro
claps hands once Fullmetal alchemist
:)
I have now decided on what to build in terraria
I'll do it tomorrow cause I am not feeling it
limbus stagger sfx don't you dare distort
I have to live in my house like a survival horror bro there's scorpions
Free food
Mmmm
Scorpion fries good
Batter it up
Dump it in oil
There's no hell hot enough for you.
I eat anything
Hello 👋
Yaoi
the one tooth gets me
🦷
cool
giv cake
I can’t wait
i will never know ~w~
You are now part of an oath, nothing vet related must be spoken in the public

apart from being a vet
dont wanna hear it from someone who got muted

I think this is my 2nd time being muted
damns
the first was a week long tho lmao
what could you have possibly done
Quick question is there a Chat where I can look for a person who can help me setup a Server?

Came here to say version 0.20Q was found
0.13A rc1 and 0.20Q got found
#1019767076094758924 i believe
Thank you ill try that
Write that in the #pzwiki_editing
And tag @trim hedge
Who's dat
Wiki editor that looks for old versions
Oh yeah
A certain yargh site
Has the lost uilds too
Probably can't mention it here
But it has 0.14 B and pre alpha tech demo
Definitely write him up about it
It's a piracy site fyi
No shit
Gah
It has a Linux build of rc2 too
If you have the files for these versions, send them to me or Faalagorn
https://pzwiki.net/wiki/PZwiki:Project_History#Old_builds
I sent you a screenshot in dms
Oh shit
A lot of those are in that list
Guys, can we avoid discussing piracy on the server please, even if they are old versions. Just gotta be careful with that stuff
hai sully!
I don't think there's any fuckin seeders left though
can you be my first indie stone fren?
I can be your first sure, but unfortunately you can't be my first... that honour belongs to my wife
Np, just grasping at any straws we can to get the old versions
Do we know if the dev builds are lost media
I gotta be careful with what I say here, but I'm fairly certain they are not
Specifically builds with the red clock UI
We were told that tis has old builds, but yet to get any, since, you know b42
Oh no I mean 2010
Like very early dev
Check your dms brw
I vaguely remember discussions about things, but it was a while ago and I can't remember where I saw them... but it was... tangential. I can't really say more I'm afraid
held at gunpoint
sully cant talk about the old builds saved on the laptop in the vault
at the bottom of the ocean
pretty much yeah... just don't know where lines are with my NDA and I'm too lazy to look
1984
Noone must experience pre alpha tech demo
🐺 im the alpha, sam, and this is my harem 🐺
i fucking hated that line
ruin the entire book
I think either me or Faalagorn had asked upright about it, can't remember when
We've literally exhausted the entirety of the internet torrent space to find at least something
Are you sure
is anybody down to help me w my thing in #1019767076094758924
NO NO SERIOUSLY
You don’t need to be scared
We should track down those thieves that stole tis laptop to find the missing versions
Does this help at all? https://theindiestone.com/forums/index.php?/topic/2064-older-versions/
Hello there survivors. I've been wonderin' if it was possible to POST any older versions of the game.I have attempted to contact lemmy and others - No responses, thats why i setup a thread for this. Just to make it clear - I do not want to create some kind of market of older versions, without the...
Me
Argh and it fucking stopped
Gonna keep it open
Not really, all of them were already archived by us
I meant ones with red UI
Imagine how easy backing old versions would be if Amazon wasn't greedy
did the tales of falling meatballs not weigh on thy conscience?
Not only did they charge tis for downloads, but every download link to them is dead
You could try emailing info@theindiestone.com with the full details of what you guys are trying to do. It'll get more traction that way (but no promises as there are versions we don't have access to without some tinkering)
if you were forced to roll down a hill for something, what would you roll down a hill for
i think id roll down a hill for almost anything tbh
Money
A AA-12 with 4 drum mags loaded with dragon breath shells
Showing people how good I am at rolling down a hill
free because i went through it when i got pushed lol
good answers
Il reach out to TIS
I've archived builds officaly before
Mouthwashing labyrinth of the demon king
Just to name a few
i assumed the object at the bottom of the hill would be of appropriate comparable value to the danger of rolling down a slightly steep incline but
Or an AK-12 with a picitani rail fitted with a 1-4x assault scope, a receiver with a rail for a girp, a Kaltec vertical grip, and an Ak-12 suppressor
this is ok too
Alright, thanks
How specific
maybe even a tactical flashlight
Il reach out
fair, man
What about the mag
If anyone has the most chances t's me
good items
ill see you at the hill
Probably standard ak-12 mags. I’m pretty sure the ak-12 shoots 545, so I’ll take like 2000 rounds of 545
Atleast 3 mags*
Bet
Actually maybe not a suppressor, a compensator is fine. I don’t want it to be to heavy
Speaking of, a shorter barrel would be nice too. and maybe just replace the 1-4x assault with a holographic sight.
Do we know if any other stories got made
Anyone who is willing to provide that should I roll down a hill hmu
Other than till death do us part
Uhh Harry Potter
People regard Shakespeare’s works as classics so I’d imagine those
#videodiary #gacha #gachalife
they lied it’s not like the glmv or glmm or even the animation memes at all
gacha life mini movie gacha club music video gachatuber nostalgia gcmv gcmm animated gachalife gachaclub singing battle alpha gachatrend tweening nightcore relatable funny devils don’t fly partners in crime oldgacha badboy OC meme gac...
We've (pzwiki) already been in contact btw and have the most extensive collection of versions. There's nothing left of alpha versions that TIS have
open season my beloved
Remember Over The Hedge?
yes.
Would the zomboid community tear me apart if I released my scaly character creation mod
You signed an NDA? What's there to hide?
Do you bury bodies in the backyard of the HQ or something?
Oh, wait, I thought we had only talked to kirrus
A meme mine
Body of the real frogski
....I mean....
whats an nda!
Valid crashout
I hope not lmao
fucking die!
Non disclosure agreement
signed some paper that said he cant say a word
thank you mister star nova
See, I'm a decent human being
Good morning, i remember i could craft bandages, suture needles, etc with high aid first level, but now on b42 i cant, it was a mod? or it was a thing from b41? and if it was a mod someone knows wich one it was?
Epic ultrakill reference
disinfect rags
they are the best bandages to cheaply make
Kirrus is TIS sysadmin so if anyone has access to the files it's him
Oh well
I guess its lost media then
yeah i know, my ch is a nurse surviving in the wilderness, but i think is more fitting to actually know how to make bandages, but i cant remember if it was a mod or a thing from b41, im so confused lol
I also have the files
But I'm not sharing with anybody


Unless tis finds them in some old hard drive or something
hello gentlemen i see no way to craft bandages in the vanilla version
Wdym? I never hurt anyone
A challenge to employ the most underhanded manipulation tactics (including extortion) to obtain the desired truth
Everyone has files ding dong, they are required to run your os
mmm i see, i remember i could craft bandages, suture needles, etc with high first aid skill, maybe it was a mod, well whatever
thx
Nuh uh
Im running bios
Bios also requires files
You're nerd
Nuh uh, YOU'RE NERD
YOURE GEEK
YROUE DORK
why did you just hop in like that dude
Hopped on the hype train
aggro'd into the fight for no reason other than proximity
Bro is cosplaying as majority of the non-allied/axis countries in WWII
weird comparison but ok
Kapow
Pow haha
Kung paow
Shazam
Star platinum
Starbidium
stop stupid :(
Stalker AI be like
A-life my ass
Sounds gay
Stalker is gay
More like A-dead
I am the best faction
Sure you are Jabob, sure you are
No, Monolith is
Your just jealous
That explains a lot about you
I just stick with the radiation symbol faction
When I played gamma they were said to be the easiest
So, no faction 
er?
They are not in stalker 2? 
sadly no
Heresea
why does my mp takes too long to loaaad b41
What a wild thing to say
oh no
Why are you replying to me bro
so sad i got blocked by a random dude
Ong
It’s okay
no one answer
I'm sorry little one
is your pc an old pile of dirt
the worms taste funny 😂
You should take the schizo meds
do the worms taste funny 🤔
You can borrow some of mine
definately not, but i have plenty of mods
hai destroyer
the worms do taste funny 😂
is this server modded or vanilla
modded as i m using mods xd
Vanilla
Floof you might want to reconsider
The new discord feature is coming in clutch
then dependinng on how many mods it takes to load = longer load
even if the mods arent big?
why is there a car jack in the image
(Ignore the benis)
What’s the difference between ignoring and blocking lmao
How? it explains nothing
it could just be the server's issue
who did u ignore
but the server is myself
If you ignore, the ignored person can still do things they wouldn't be able to if they were blocked
Like react on the person ignoring them
I guess it’s a more inconspicuous way of blocking
are you hosting and playing on the same machine?
Just be a man and tell them you blocked them
Its a joke, it has no elaboration or purpose
Not funny, give refund
Im ignoring floofie rn btw
i can actually see the use of this new feature for once
Are you saying that I'm irritable fanatic?
Fuck you, I'm not
I didn't say anything
Fuck you too
are you trans
woah stop swearing!
Ok
brother what
@restive spire Brother what
apparently you can still be friends and ignore them at the same time, unlike blocking
He is saying you are a stinky head
What kind of question is that?
Why do you want to know?
That's kinda transphobic
that so evil
his pronouns are man/ual trans/mission
Who cares, it’s online
Now I know why no one has spoken to me for the past three weeks
How is it transphobic to ask lmao
thats fucking hilarious
uhhhh yes cause I drive a manual transmission
That's the joke
Bro likes pain
you have someone friended but just ignore them so they're shouting into the void
Is the joke penis
penis
Not funny, give refund

chat's uncool rn
Your uncool
I don't do refunds, deal with it
calling me transphobic is not very rad
Its because of the gah damn plungas and newspaypas
Not very cash money
long finger
forgot it says your not you're lol
Who called you transphobic?
Society
i dont make fun of people for their rank but the content of their messages
I love elitism

I’ll make fun of them for both thanks.
i do a bit of both
im sure you would
You know me too well.
Its a known fact that the two are linked to each other, aside for very rare anomalies
I called the question trasphobic, not you
Rookie mistake
btw @gilded bridge congrats for reaching Survivor
i remember my plunger days
hmmmm
no
fair

hmmmm
Hahahhahahaa @gilded bridge has wasted their life on this sever
Yeh
i stole that emote
That was like 2 years ago
no one is safe
Soon you will join the ranks of the no life vets
oh
Rik gimes

maybe even get access to the vet chat if people like you
i thought you were a sledge before
Everyone was
vet chat is a conspiracy
it doesnt exist mate
Liar
but that was long ago
like last week i mean
I clearly got confuaed
smelly survivor
nvm
lies and vicious rumours
Libel
hai stink
I have my sources
also hey floof
Who?
hai destroyer
truths and harmonious compliments
wat?
your sources spread mis/disinformation
i want access to #funnytastingworms(onlyforvets)
I'm too lazy to greet everyone separately so
Hi everyone
I have seen it with my own eyes
wrong name
I want wine beer and whiskey in that order
Who's stink?
What’s with you and eating worms, you have a problem
your eyes mean nothing in the court of law
stink knows who he is
I wonder what I am.
i am a man of the people
Darn.
they taste funny 😹
why are you a 4th gen fartface now
So does household cleaning products
Source: The Onion
You don't even have pz chat media perms lmao
be nice
Probably for the better.
every week a clone of myself is sacrificed to frogski and a new one is made
i am the 4th
next week i will be the 5th
You're canadian
half canadian half british
Faif
it is unkown what happens to the clones
Fuf
hai
I only count what you are currently a citizen of.
My jaw if diflocated
you just said. sacrificed
sad
Imagine using punctuation in the big 25
they taste mind numbing 
what about states, like in the us
You should be locked up
I like being tidy. Even in my grammar.
Are you stupid
i am
Kapow
hoym fuck
Understandable
no way i said that
you dont look funny 
im deleting that
dont
Because I’m not.
United States isn’t a country, it’s a front for Canada to mask its true scale.
why would floofie do this 
No I refuse
i just said the worst thing since "is autism in europe" 2 years ago
Diagnosis: lead poisoning
Same logic for Britain then.
the mod isnt funny 
i put 55 empty beer bottles in the backseat of my car so when a cop pulls me over
thank you 
We should do that to Joshua
I know I don’t have OCD but I am very, very keen on keeping everything in my life nice and tidy.
Gosh I absolutely could not watch Asmongold as I would have an aneurism seeing his room.
yes, but i waited for over 20 mins and it hasnt loaded yet
@gilded bridge told you i was stupid 2 years ago
Having two lines of text seems untidy
Everyone has aneurisms when watching Asmongold
Two different topics in the same message
so does someone know why does my server isnt loading??? after 20 mins
I write like I am writing an email in text, put it that way.
Well- yea that’s true.
its not a trash pc
@low tangle Great Britain/UK itself is made up of smaller countries. England, Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, Northcumberland, and technically North Ireland.
Where is your greeting and farewell
Ok
great help
yes we should bully joshua
Revealed your true identity
Yw : )
dude you keep talking about this nobody joshua who never even shows himself
stop it!
Is Joshua the forsaken god of general chat
Hello Jadod,
You have informed me I am not formatting my text correctly, I will correct this as soon as possible.
Sorry for any inconveniences.
Yours sincerely,
Kipper
Mirror
I SAID A DISTRACTION FROM REALITY N-
misclick
Chicken Jockey, Chicken Jockey, Bucket Release, Bucket Release....SET, GO FOR THE NETHER
I was ignored for speaking the truth.
They wired corpospeak into KipperNickel's head
Unfortunately I don’t like being assaulted and you will be getting a restraining order.
also yeah why is bro writing like its 9th grade english email
Good morning Kipper
I noticed an improvement in your text formatting, and would like to personally thank you for the correction.
Yours truly,
Jadod
its 2025 get with the zoomer lingo
You're part French part American
You're like the mortal enemy of brits
im not american
Can we censor that word please
you are
Hello again Jadod,
I have received your message, and would like to inform you that I appreciate the thank you for myself correcting my text.
All the best,
Kipper
Canada itself is part of North America in the Americas
you guys are testing my knowledge because i havent slept in 2 days
I wasn't, i just like pointing out semantics
I beg of you, please, create a sleep schedule.
we like canadians tho
No, I like profanity
Canada will never be american shaking my head
You're russian
Weird way to spell “we like maple syrup”.
Greetings Kipper
I just wanted to inform you about an error in your previous message
You put “revive” instead of “received”
I hope you can continue to improve on your formatting and correct use of the English language.
All the best,
Jadod
smh at the full sentence of "shaking my head"
Canadians are like tame americans
War of 1812 intensifies
I love war crimes
Salutations and felicitations, Mr. Jadod.
I am hereby obliged to urgently inform you, that you seem to have omitted a flaw in your formatting, or to be precise, you have missed a shift break above your signature.
I highly advise you to not repeat that error.
With kind regards,
~~Clownade~~
I had no other choice.
Everyone likes everyone these days
Hello again Jadod,
That was autocorrect, not fault of my own grammar.
Unfortunately it has come to my attention you make a habit of pointing out such petty mistakes and people like you will be “dealt” with.
In other news your mother has sent you some mail, would you be so kind to open your mailbox.
All the best,
Kipper
what
If you're British, it's usually overlooked (and forgotten about) because of the Battle of Waterloo
you say "omitted a flaw" which means you've left a flaw out of your writing
thats incorrect in this context
A dishonour to my family
lmao
you could edit the sentence to read just that "there is a flaw in your formatting"
Its too late, I already made two edits
Salutations Kipper,
I have received your previous email and just wanted to point out something I noticed.
You should not blame others for your mistakes. Had you reviewed your message prior to sending it such mistakes would not be present.
I look forward to your continued improvement, but I have my doubts at this point.
My condolences,
Jadod
i try, but im in a rough state right now
jadod is an email expert
you need to add "PS" to it then
what corpo indoctrination did you go through
Kapow
cowabummer
Pow haha
*kapowabummer
If you want to get out of such a state, consistently getting enough sleep will help a lot.
Do expect the first few days to feel worse though, your body needs 3-4 days to adjust to a me sleep schedule.
Do drugs
Coffee
*ME not me
HA
There is an extra space after the comma it seems
Did somebody say....drugs?
thank you for the advice, it means alot, but there is more going on than just sleep currently, and its overlapping, i suck at schedules and everytime i try i just feel like it goes nowhere
The errors are just getting worse
People love being right lmao, I’d be surprised if there wasn’t one
Greetings Jadod,
After reviewing your past email, I have decided that it contained an unjust amount of slander.
After reviewing the contents with my advisor, we have decided you will be the next sacrifice to the owl god for the elite at Bohemian Grove.
Please do not resist the men in black suits.
Safe travels,
Kipper
true but despite that there's only one
Dear Jadod,
THEY ARE IN MY SKIN
Sincerely,
Clownade
Who?
Well, I cannot know what your schedule is, nor do I intend to.
But please, if you can, it’s a great first step.
Nervermind, I was thinking REM sleep.
Good afternoon, Kipper.
I must point out, that you have made a mistake. "Slander" reffers to verbal defamation, the term you are likely looking for is "Libel".
Sincerely,
CankyMankyWanka69
You smell funny.
Careful Kipper, don't get warned for flirting.
What.
i will try again my british fren
Hello again Kipper,
It has come to my attention that you have enlisted me in cult activities.
I am flattered you would invite me, however I have to decline, I do not wish to “drink from the punch bowl”.
Please abstain from any more ritualistic sacrifices in my name, as I am not religious.
Thank you,
Jadod
I’m not even going to formate this anymore, all of y’all are getting sacrificed.
How much do I have to pay to make it fast and less painful
Dear chat,
Please can we talk normally instead of some fucking english professors in school, giving me serious PTSD now
Sincerely
Fuck you
too late everyone's already moved on
Forgot the Common, and should have used a Semi Colon
Dear clownaids,
Lmao
All The best,
Jadod
smh
They are hiding spammer messages now?
If you can provide the elites atleast 2 babies to drink the blood from; instead of tearing you limb for limb and letting you bleed out, they will cut you in half instead which I think is quicker?
this chat going to get unhinged
probz because he put three in one message

Oh you have no idea.
wait not even spammer
1 is you, we just have to find another
scammer
if he spaced em out and wasnt a plunger noob it would of worked
echo can i dm u
yes it is, also hi floor 👋
Floor?
floor?
Did you fall?
nope bc he was promoting a scam
Isn’t it always?
Could I by any chance discuss a plan that involves my brain remaining intact? I want to enjoy my post-death memories before plunging into oblivion
same
its a bot
hai frogski
Your a bot
also no offense to you but can you get this thing off my screen please
Real
i love that the gif just froze after i said that, in a pose like "who, me?"
Thank you, I know he's sick.
the squid made the games
wtf is that ui
Do you have 5K for his medical bills?
wym
Nah, I spent it all on drugs
He's a homeless combat veteran and the VA is denying his claim
it's default samsung
This is mine
Thats just OneUI 7
He's getting thrown out of his crate that he paid for
Uhhhh- none, sorry.
On the bright side, I heard that my good friend Bill Clinton will be sacrificing you this time, and he is usually pretty quick so you should be fine.
Sadly he wasn’t here last year as he was on holiday in Agartha.
haha iphome
The female cat took the kids 🥀
idk it's just what came with my android
His kittens won't meow at him anymore
Wild
I find murder is a solution to most problems
why am i blue
so glad you stopped using that crappy matrix one with the green font lol
He has Severe PTSD from the block war of the 20s
real
I think I had maybe one too many glasses of wine I feel way too loose. I should go.
Drink more

blue is cool
🥀
i agree
but how did you do that
my arms are sore
I would prefer not to get completely intoxicated.
Kipper is an active alcoholic
it was the fallout pipboy terminal man, it was fine
but this is pios
True
Do it for the memes
Understandable, I wouldn't mind you notifying me if any more propositions appear before my demise.
Wait a fucking minute, Bill Clinton??
No I am just a wine snob lol.
It's best to not let kipper get drunk
Become an alcoholic
No COMMA
aight bruv
The last time she did I had to convice like 2 different servers to unban her
i sacrificed a child to a demon
🥀
Uhhhhhhh- no thanks.
Chewsday innit
It is in your best interest
chewsday bruv
got it.
kar en tuk
Kapow
it's chewsday innit bruv
My gosh though is that a good bottle of Sauvignon blanc, I really shouldn’t have another glass though lol.
It’s Saturday
Vodka
No copyright infringement intended.
All rights belong to their respective owners.
Composed and mixed by Mick Gordon.
Mixed by Chad Mossholder.
Illustration by Jon Lane.
Arranged by yours truly.
Taken directly from my Master Soundtrack for DOOM Eternal, this was a fun one to work with. It is basically the ending section of "The Betrayer" and p...
I think it’s older than me which is typically a good sign.
🥀
i'm aware of what kar en tuk means lmao
good
ow fuck I just popped every bone in my body istg
Good
I ain’t giving it to you though lolololol.
What am I saying, anyway, I should go.
Mean and Evil cmon one glass
Wtf is that gif
wet donut
Wild
would you eat a loaf of bread dipped in water
the satisfying mush of waterlogged loaf
What do I get in return
soggy bread
Your full-body bone fracture was deemed to be not service related
I’d rather maintain my malnutrition thank you.
so moist
moopy change your legal name to eye patch lady
sustenance
i want uhhhhh
I am actually starving but I don't wanna get up
I’d rather maintain my malnutrition thank you.
I’m putting a padlock on my wine cellar just for you.
What da hell, it's a good thing locks don't stop me
i dont need lame ass fancy wine anyway, i can get way more fucked way faster with a four loko and a room temp bottle of titos
Primed! ARMED! CLEAR! BREACHING BREACHING BREACHING!
I hope you placed the shaped charge backwards and get a hole in ur liver or smthing.
i hate being wine drunk
Huh
gimme beer any day
exactly
wine sucks
Or heroin
beer is chill
these are god tier
wtf is that
two sandwiches
store sandwiches are a scam
Only 180g?
dont care
they are always fresh because they sell out all the time
Lidl all day breakfast sammich is so good
bro
Bro I don't wanna hear it
food on foot just knows how to make a good sandwich
I know its a waste
Just gonna overpressure the lock mounting bracket, no need to use a Shaped charge unless your Winecellar door is LITERALLY a blast proof bombshelter door.
Literally a 1 bite sandwich
I keep typing things but my thoughts are getting progressively stupider.
Well I can celebrate I think, I finally finished my hours for my pilots lines today yippee.
today is that day
I KNOW DUDE STORE BOUGHT SANDWICHES ARE DIRTY ASS
Fly a plane
To my house
I do not think it’s a good idea to get in a plane in my current state.
I don’t think I’ve ever had one, but regardless I’ve never seen a 180g package lmao. That’s so small
true
I don’t want a FUI or something idk.
My lawyer has adviced to not write whatever I was about to write
I think it’s a great idea
It's not
this one also good
🥀
lame
I don't wanna have to walk kipper down how to land
EVEN WORSE!!! 170!!!
id rather buy a pie and a coffee for the same price as a fucking sandwich
Awww lol ur cute but I can land fine.
I’d rather not eat
mild hot sauce
looks inside
ketchup
Can you fly an AC-130
Careful Kipper, you might get warned for flirting with me
I’m not an American.
Fuck
Huh? Oh yea.
What can you fly
How much do deez cost
Skill issue
that thing lands way flatter than most other aircraft

As a non pilot, it’s a piece of cake

