#general_chat

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gilded bridge
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How dare you say that about the USB Katze?

loud pumice
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Wrong

tender igloo
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when i say meme i mean the dumb shitposting like the word im not going to say cause i hate it lol

loud pumice
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Memes can anything, doesn't have to be mainstream

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Take Bill for example

tender igloo
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yah and i hate those lol

loud pumice
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The dude is a living meme

quasi slate
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Puppers you see memes in gen chat everyday they are just so obscure the mods dont do anything lol

loud pumice
tender igloo
agile void
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when someones rage bait is so well made your still made at it even thos you know it's ragebait

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heard someone say "Micheal Jackson music is overrated and it's bad "

quasi slate
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🏄

burnt kite
agile void
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bro im actually struggling on a boss in a video game

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and it's dead island 2 💔

thin wedge
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anal sphincter

burnt kite
agile void
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took me 10 try

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for a dead island boss

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bruh

stone meadow
unkempt fjord
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Should of learned the attack patterns

polar kernel
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the fit go hard 💔

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i did not mean to include the second picture but its so fucking funny that im keeping it there

quaint mortar
unkempt fjord
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What about the memes that existed before the internet

quasi slate
unkempt fjord
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Bad dog

polar kernel
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my girlfriend actually referred to me as her submissive queen this morning and it was certainly a start to my day :(

quasi slate
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the sub curse continues

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what level are you in fortnite this season btw

burnt kite
polar kernel
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she's mildly obsessed with referring to me in as many emasculating ways as possible

polar kernel
quasi slate
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i think im at 30? i hit burn out like a brick wall lol

polar kernel
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i have no choice but to play

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im a slave to everyone around me

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☹️

quasi slate
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bro they aint even track me wtf

young kelp
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in case those who are interested, Terraria's on 50% off

quasi slate
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how can i play for 1h but be level 0

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💔

quasi slate
burnt kite
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Weird things keep happening to me chat

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A couple of hours ago, I could have sworn my vision went black for a millisecond and skipped a frame

quasi slate
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nah bruv u tripping eat a hematogen bar lol

polar kernel
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close to 60 oops

burnt kite
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What could I be possibly tripping on bru

quasi slate
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damn

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insane wr

quasi slate
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the blitz mode seems really popular even like a week or two after release it stays no.1 most played surpassing br and zero build

burnt kite
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I eat loda appels though

polar kernel
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blitz is SO fun

quasi slate
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i havent tried it yet

polar kernel
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it kinda started getting invaded by sweats tho 💔

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like, og players

burnt kite
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Maybe it's finally an excuse to go to a doctor and get every single of my weird things checked out

quasi slate
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how long is the average match

polar kernel
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which is the worst sweat

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like 5 mins

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30 people

quasi slate
quasi slate
young kelp
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how good is core keeper?

quasi slate
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fun lil game played it through gamepass but ur better off just playing terraria

stone nexus
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Balls.

unkempt fjord
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They’re not good comparisons

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They’re both boss based biome progression but they feel much different

young kelp
stone nexus
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Chat, all I want is Starbound fixed

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A man can dream

young kelp
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is it bugged?

quasi slate
young kelp
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was planning to get it as well

stone nexus
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Its entire existance could be said that is the bug

unkempt fjord
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Terraria has a lot more stuff in it but the 2d is a deal breaker for such a large amount of people the isometric is definitely more friendly

stone nexus
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Its a bad game, but a good platform

quasi slate
thin wedge
quasi slate
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i need to get on my grind for the squid games

thin wedge
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Fr

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Gotta game till squirt my gi han

burnt kite
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Home Sayyung

young kelp
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I have roughly 10$ left on my steam wallet, what other games should I get

quasi slate
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man looks clean

burnt kite
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Got dat drip on

thin wedge
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🥀

quasi slate
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stone nexus
thin wedge
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never seen john fortnite in squid games

stone nexus
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Its uhm... sad times.

warm atlas
young kelp
thin wedge
thin wedge
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more dlc that put saber to shame

quasi slate
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it migu yeee

warm atlas
burnt kite
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No matter what you do dont get into osu!

warm atlas
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Fortnite is just a prop store room at this point

quasi slate
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play osu only if you support diddy actions

warm atlas
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Game lost its identity

burnt kite
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Miku is washed

stone nexus
warm atlas
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All the crossovers fucked it over

burnt kite
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Teto superiority

polar kernel
warm atlas
stone nexus
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Fucked it over?

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Brother that was the whole plan

warm atlas
stone nexus
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What do you mean fucked it over

burnt kite
polar kernel
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do u expect them to never change gameplay

burnt kite
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How is it going anyway

warm atlas
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The original game itself wasnt just that

burnt kite
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I remember I had a key but they took it off me (???) for being unactive

warm atlas
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I preferred it that way

polar kernel
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playing og made me realize how lowkey boring old fortnite was and it was only the friends who made it fun lol

quasi slate
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dark knight is aura farming in my locker

burnt kite
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I like going in creative and exploring the fortnite's map

frosty tulip
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Is this coping after you got killed by some dude using a wacky crossover skin?

stone nexus
thin wedge
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🥀

warm atlas
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I just found og fortnite fun for what is was

quasi slate
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game was so bad back then

burnt kite
polar kernel
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FORREAL

thin wedge
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nor meowsicles

warm atlas
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If I wanted a fast paced game I would have played titenfall

polar kernel
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its so SLOW feeling

quasi slate
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no wonder barely anyone plays it because it sucks

thin wedge
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how you gonna rp meowsicles x raven team leader

warm atlas
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But still

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Its unfortunate it went down that path

stone nexus
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Chat has been fed brain rot and expects to still be able to feel something

burnt kite
warm atlas
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Same with cod rbh

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That game is also becoming pretty shit

stone nexus
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Once you dose too much its over, there is no turning back, you'll want more

polar kernel
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cod is valid because it was NEVER meant to be goofy micro transaction slop

quasi slate
frosty tulip
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Becoming?

polar kernel
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fortnite literally has ALWAYS been like that

frosty tulip
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It's been down the shitter for years

stone nexus
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WYM COD IS VALID

warm atlas
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Im so glad I still have mw3 og on disc

polar kernel
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cod has DEFINITELY lost its original identity

stone nexus
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CoD has been what it is after 3

warm atlas
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You think of my critique what you want

polar kernel
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3?????

warm atlas
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In my eyes ita true

polar kernel
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lmao what

stone nexus
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Literally leeching off zombies

burnt kite
polar kernel
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id say cod starting turning to buns after like

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infinite warfare

frosty tulip
stone nexus
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Chat, trust, nothing "3" is good

quasi slate
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ive never played a cod game lol

warm atlas
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Infinite warfare was the turning point

frosty tulip
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A series that keeps releasing a new game each year without fail?

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Bound to become slop

warm atlas
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Last good og cod was 3

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4 was shit

polar kernel
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i've played many and lowkey was really heartbreaking to stop buying them out of disinterest

warm atlas
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Absolutely shit

polar kernel
quasi slate
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from what ive seen modern cod is trying too hard to be like fortnite

warm atlas
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They recycled the same stuff

burnt kite
polar kernel
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YOU THINK THE ORIGINAL MODERN WARFARE WAS BAD?

agile void
burnt kite
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IIII

burnt kite
polar kernel
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IT WAS LITERALLY A WHOLE NEW SETTING AND VIBE

warm atlas
polar kernel
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THATS COD 4?

agile void
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Like AT LEAST fifa player got lucky because their still playing fifa, their just being robbed

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i would LOVE to be robbed everyear for cod, but an actual cod

polar kernel
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cod 4 is the original 2007 modern warfare

warm atlas
rain mango
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The last cod game i liked was advanced warefare

burnt kite
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Huh?

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You mean mw 2019?

warm atlas
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No look

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Let me get a ss rq

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Wait

polar kernel
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mw2019 was a random breath of fresh air

frosty tulip
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Do you mean Cod 4 MW

polar kernel
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and then it turned back to shit

agile void
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I wan't a cod game, where no one is shooting lazer even thos it's the 90's, where no caracter is dressing silly half naked, where their isent a single celebrity collab

burnt kite
agile void
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where zombie is actually punitive and you cant just buy a whole army

warm atlas
agile void
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and also importatly, where the campagne is about the CALL OF DUTY

burnt kite
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Ooooooh

warm atlas
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Thats on me

burnt kite
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Thats not mw is it

warm atlas
frosty tulip
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Bruh who gives a rats ass about the story

burnt kite
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But yeah it was a filled game

frosty tulip
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We just wanna shoot

burnt kite
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No one remembers it

agile void
warm atlas
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Hence bo4

burnt kite
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I only remember the funny numbering

warm atlas
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Sucked ass

burnt kite
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IIII

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Hehe

agile void
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cod made very interesting villain with gunuiantly rememberable caracter

warm atlas
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Best black ops is 2

polar kernel
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idk i personally dont like anything after mw2019 and its only the baseline because it was weirdly good despite their streak of releasing garbage games

frosty tulip
thin wedge
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still all government propaganda anyways

thin wedge
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Bleh

neat moat
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sorry

polar kernel
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mw2 felt recycled and 3 LITERALLY was recycled

neat moat
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lil jole

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you two look the same

warm atlas
burnt kite
warm atlas
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The ogs

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Peak

polar kernel
warm atlas
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Nothing but peak

agile void
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out of every cod after bo3, i GENUIANTLY could not name you A SINGLE campagne caracter aside from the one they bring back every campagne because their the only one player like

polar kernel
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the OGs were insane peak

burnt kite
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Yeah they are called mwii and iii

burnt kite
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Weird shit

thin wedge
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STEP ONE

agile void
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Fidel castro

thin wedge
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SECURE THE KEYS

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🗣️

frosty tulip
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Castro?

warm atlas
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THE NUMBERS MASON

agile void
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Yes, he is a vilain in BO1

warm atlas
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WHAT DO THEY MEAN

rain mango
frosty tulip
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Dude was in the campaign for like not even 1 minute lmao

agile void
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THE NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

frosty tulip
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Wtf you mean memorable

burnt kite
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I REMEMBER

warm atlas
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But yea

burnt kite
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GAAARGH

warm atlas
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They made cod shit

polar kernel
warm atlas
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I miss the good old days

rain mango
burnt kite
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Hot diggity dog

warm atlas
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The good old days of cod

agile void
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Nikita was also rememberable

warm atlas
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Being absolutely banger

frosty tulip
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None of these characters seem memorable tbh

rain mango
warm atlas
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Old cod lobbies especially

frosty tulip
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They just seemed like generic villains

warm atlas
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That was the best time in my life

polar kernel
agile void
warm atlas
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Everyone swearing at eaxhother

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Man you cant beat old cod lobbies

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Then

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Activison ruined it

burnt kite
tired ether
frosty tulip
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That's one

rain mango
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Majora

warm atlas
rain mango
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Ganon from ocarina of time

warm atlas
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It was hilarious

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If you want good comedy go and check out old recordings of that

young kelp
agile void
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idk

polar kernel
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ricky dicky doo dah grimes boom shakalaka boom shaka

warm atlas
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Makes for a good laugh

frosty tulip
simple bear
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its navy NWUs

burnt kite
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Shakalaka

young kelp
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He voiced every single narration of dd1

tall glen
agile void
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Like cod genuiantly did not have a single SERIOUS story line since arguably BOCW, and more realisticly since bo2

young kelp
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||and only to be revealed him also being the final boss||

not really sure if this is that big of a spoiler

quasi slate
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i guess i will just farm some levels because im too burnt out to actually play the game lol

warm atlas
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Mw3 for me along with word at war

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Are the best

tall glen
warm atlas
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Nothing made now compares

burnt kite
# tall glen Shigeru Miyamoto

We are one more business decision away from hearing "Nintendo Entertainment System Evil Incorporate-e-d " from Nintendo HQ

agile void
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Nopw EVERY cod story has stupid caracter with plot armor because EVERY caracter is here to fit a checkbox

warm atlas
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Bo2 also just slaps

atomic geyser
warm atlas
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Story is sometimes good sometimes bad mostly bad

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But you get a few bangers

burnt kite
agile void
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BLOW HIS FUCKING HEAD UP

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IM TIRED OF HIS PLOT ARMOR

burnt kite
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It's not like he was that important in the og mw2

polar kernel
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i mean they did kill a main character

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eventually

warm atlas
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Ghost died because he was part of the set up

polar kernel
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after 3 fucking games lmao

warm atlas
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Thats how it goes

burnt kite
warm atlas
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Lets put it like this tho

agile void
# frosty tulip Wat

They refuse to kill any caracter without making it a big deal over multiple mission sometime

warm atlas
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If cod wanted to do smt cool

tall glen
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SOAP!!!

frosty tulip
burnt kite
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Thats one loose end

warm atlas
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Make it so in the end the main character isnt a special soldier they are anybody

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And when you die you just transfer to another soldier

frosty tulip
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So every mission results in you dying instantly once you show up to the frontlines

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I'm intrigued

warm atlas
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Indeed

burnt kite
tall glen
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we dont have enough Canadian military games

warm atlas
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But also

burnt kite
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Mmmgh burger town

warm atlas
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None of this I can take 20 bullets shit

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You die in 2-5

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Now that

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Was world at war

agile void
# frosty tulip Hasn't that been most of cod games lol

Ghost went from in completlied allied territory to having a bullet in his head in less than 5 second
Makarov shoot you in the head in mw3
the caracter you play throughout most of the story just go get shot in the head the second you stop playing as him

burnt kite
tall glen
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I had a 50 kill streak in wow

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that was a good day

warm atlas
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I like how in the end we all agree on one thing

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Realism is important

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We all want that

frosty tulip
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Nah not really

tall glen
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remembe for all the bad things the mustached on did,

burnt kite
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How do people play wow with the aircraft cockpit HUD

tall glen
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he did kill mustached one

agile void
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Also in bo2, woods being cripled by menedenz was a big part of the story and his plot on why he hate mendenz
In bo6 he is just doing his mission in his wheelchair like nothing happened

frosty tulip
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Meh I still thought Menendez was boring as shit

warm atlas
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You cant kill me

frosty tulip
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Just some angry old guy who wants to shoot you

agile void
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it removes a whole layer to the caracter for the sake of putting him again in the story

tall glen
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all you noobs dont know about real video game soldiers,

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do you even know the name of Chavez Ding

warm atlas
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Bold statement

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Elaborate your point

burnt kite
tall glen
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clown knows

agile void
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also the way they dont even care about the slightest bit of immersion

burnt kite
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Chat have you ever played Strike Force Heroes

agile void
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like you suposed to be in a secret mission in the 90's, but one of your ally is a goth girl half naked with the camera pointed at her ass every 2 second

frosty tulip
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Was it ever immersive?

tall glen
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thats my normal life desperado

agile void
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Yes

burnt kite
tall glen
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chavez is from the books also

frosty tulip
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You were always like some small squad mowing down hundreds of trained soldiers in each mission

tall glen
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highest stats of all the characters

burnt kite
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Never read Tom Clancy

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Should I?

warm atlas
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Yes

tall glen
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but of course, the game has permadeath

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of operators

sacred schooner
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@fathom igloo so uh, how'd it go chipmunk?

warm atlas
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Would be peak

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Imagine cod had perma death

tall glen
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gives you a large roster of operators, but by the end of the game you are down to Canadians with zero combat experioence

agile void
burnt kite
quasi slate
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goodnight anon

tall glen
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Boops!

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have the rest of my salad

warm atlas
agile void
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bo2 literaly gave you the option to shoot your best friend throughout the game in the head

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and if you refuse to shoot him for obvious reason, you get the bad ending

quasi slate
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thank you anon

agile void
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now the "bad" ending is the arguably good enemies winning

tall glen
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am eating a thai salad

frosty tulip
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The only guy I care about is Ramirez getting to that Burger Town

hardy muralBOT
frosty tulip
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The rest can go fuck themselves

warm atlas
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Soon

burnt kite
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Protecc da burgir town

warm atlas
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So true

agile void
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like mw2 ( the new one ) i was scared for some caracter early on

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like i liked the 2 mexican which i think were brothers but i kinda forgot about

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like in one scene one get shot in the throat and set on fire

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but with everything that happened before i didn't even cared, and oh how likely his brother come last second to save him from the ffire and actually it was his shoulder

brazen mist
frosty tulip
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Skill issue, just don't get set on fire

agile void
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like now thinking about it, when is the last time a game released that had a good story, outside from indie game

quasi slate
agile void
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dying light 2?

frosty tulip
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I hated both the games stories

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I was just in it for the parkour

agile void
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ig it was "good" but im only saying this because the story was good gameplay wise and well desgigned in that sens

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the story itself was cheesy and sucked ass

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so idk

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last AAA game will a genuinlty good story

frosty tulip
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That's not a good story then

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That's just you saying you like the gameplay

agile void
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like one that activly made you feel thing outside of the gameplay

vital marten
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Got home from work and plopped down on the bed asleep 😆

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I’m looking forward to dying light the beast

burnt kite
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All I can think of is Dishonored, but that's probably AA

vital marten
frosty tulip
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Dishonored?

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They're published by Bethesda

agile void
frosty tulip
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So that's AAA

burnt kite
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Oh yeah

agile void
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that was almost 10 year ago

tall glen
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COD IS OVER

agile void
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i think it was 10 year ago

tall glen
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WE ARE THE FORTNIGHT GENERTION

frosty tulip
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I never cared for stories in games that much anyway

tall glen
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SKIBIDI ZING AND SUCH

frosty tulip
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I'm in it for the gameplay

vital marten
# tall glen COD IS OVER

Considering all the posts I’m reading online it seems the only people who still play it are either braindead or still developing brain death

burnt kite
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Ughhh

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Atomfall?

burnt kite
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I haven't played it but british fallout looks promising

agile void
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screw that dishonored was almost 13 years ago

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DAMN

tall glen
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I wanna play the new dune game, if it's ever on sale

frosty tulip
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Sail

tender igloo
agile void
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I want an open world without a RPG aspect for no reason

burnt kite
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Rdr2?

agile void
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Rdr2 had a rpg aspect for a good reason

burnt kite
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Yeah rdr2 was good

agile void
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well duh it's rockstar

tall glen
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heres my video game gripe, finallly can afford a ps5. and Sony announces PS6

vital marten
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Maybe I’m just lazy

tall glen
#

buy fuel cells from the black market trader?

vital marten
#

Can you do that?! panic

tall glen
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actually imagine if Dune had Pay to Win

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and it was gurney halleck

agile void
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I got banned of ac for saying i hope ubisoft goas bankrupt

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cant have a opinion

tall glen
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selling you fuel cells for real money

rose kestrel
agile void
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never played that

tall glen
#

best game of the Decade. Lemme tell you about Raid Shadow Legfends

frosty tulip
burnt kite
tall glen
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banned from Air Conditioning

tender igloo
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lol

frosty tulip
tender igloo
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only fans

tall glen
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like me currently, my house is 92 degrees

vital marten
agile void
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Like far cry 6 could have had potential
THe story was OK, wouldent say it's activly bad but yeah
The gameplay was very sloppy
They removed skills to make the game " balanced " now instaid of having a combined arms of overpowered weapon, you chose one op weapon and spam it

agile void
vital marten
tender igloo
tall glen
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real men ride worms

frosty tulip
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Ngl bro, it's not surprising you'd get banned from their official discord for hoping they go bankrupt

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Makes sense

frosty tulip
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God I still haven't seen Dune 1

agile void
frosty tulip
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But I've seen Dune 2 lmao

thin wedge
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Ayyy you want the white and red sauce. Aiii hurry up come on

frosty tulip
tall glen
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here''s my problem with RDR2, the end game death spiral, I dont want betrayal, I dont want loss, I want a comfy cowboy simulator

burnt kite
thin wedge
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Extra sbicy

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indeed

vital marten
tall glen
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I want a slice of life cowboy sandbox

thin wedge
stone nexus
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Chat we all know you are addicted to the horse balls shrinking detail

frosty tulip
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Confirmed

tender igloo
vital marten
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Idk anything about balls shrinking

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Is that a mechanic

tender igloo
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when i heard that i was like HELL YEA

burnt kite
stone nexus
tender igloo
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riding my horse is all i did in the game

agile void
burnt kite
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I wonder who had to model out horse balls, and whose idea was it to make them shrink

agile void
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Had the same answer when I said killing ugly children shoulden't give you stress in ck3

frosty tulip
agile void
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i mean a dev answered saying they will consider the idea

frosty tulip
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"Hey get your higher ups to stop being so money hungry in this massive corporation"

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Bro

frosty tulip
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This is just some intern

thin wedge
agile void
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but trust me in ck3 gameplay it isent

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you kill children all the time

burnt kite
frosty tulip
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I actually regularly rant to the teenage cashiers at McDonald's about how money hungry their company is

atomic forum
#

Wat in the strawberry cheese cake is happening here

frosty tulip
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Super normal thing to do

tender igloo
agile void
agile void
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A way to throw my anger into the void

tender igloo
#

theyre not bad

vital marten
frosty tulip
tender igloo
burnt kite
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Anyway bye chat its past my bedtime

agile void
frosty tulip
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He was telling me about how he got some McDonald's nuggets and they weren't crispy, they were soft

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Instantly sounds sus

agile void
tender igloo
agile void
#

even worse is that i didn't ordered potatoas they just gave them to me

tender igloo
#

poosning

gilded bridge
vital marten
atomic forum
tender igloo
agile void
#

2 week of vomiting everyday

atomic forum
agile void
#

i could barely eat

frosty tulip
tall glen
#

Holo

gilded bridge
atomic forum
agile void
frosty tulip
#

Show up to the counter and they just hand you a single potato and walk away

tender igloo
vital marten
#

I like getting someone else’s food

burnt kite
#

Guys have you ever had White Castle

tender igloo
#

like cheese spray

tall glen
#

DFLT, isnt that how the russian Mcdonalds works

atomic forum
burnt kite
tall glen
#

do you know about the russian macdonalds

frosty tulip
agile void
#

and you know what

frosty tulip
#

Bruv I've been shilling for McDonald's since before you were in diapers

agile void
#

i deserved itr

#

the pope played and the pope won

gilded bridge
tender igloo
#

desper do you guys have chickfilet or hwatever

tall glen
#

the russian mcdonalds still operate, but they are all bootleg

tender igloo
#

or is that only in certain places in usa

atomic forum
atomic forum
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But i crave fat

agile void
#

but we have KFC

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which i love

burnt kite
#

Afaik russian mcdonalds are just rebranded

gilded bridge
tender igloo
#

kfc would be good if it wasnt so damn salty

tall glen
#

mm grave fat

frosty tulip
atomic forum
tender igloo
#

their taters are the tits though

frosty tulip
#

Or did they move past that?

tall glen
#

which do I like more

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taters or tits

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why not both

tender igloo
#

tatertits

atomic forum
#

What about tatertits

gilded bridge
burnt kite
#

Haha tits

atomic forum
atomic forum
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All of them!

agile void
tender igloo
#

tater tits are those tiny ones

atomic forum
frosty tulip
#

KFC wings being spicy is wild to me lol

tall glen
frosty tulip
#

They taste like nothing

gilded bridge
#

What are tatertits?

agile void
#

the last time i had food that was to spicy to eat is so korean ramen that didn't had a writing in french, had to use google translate

atomic forum
agile void
#

i felt the bs arive when i saw they were bright red

tall glen
#

when your lady friend spills the mashed potatos

agile void
#

only could eat half of it

gilded bridge
atomic forum
#

'Tatertits, when you can't decide, why not have both!'

burnt kite
#

I'm tweakin chat I keep hearing planes outside

agile void
#

gave it to my dad who drink the oils out of the bocal of piment

atomic forum
#

'Available at stores and online'

agile void
#

and he couldent eat it either

tall glen
#

black helicopters incoming

thin wedge
vital marten
frosty tulip
#

Enjoy fighting ima sit in bed

rose kestrel
tender igloo
atomic forum
onyx igloo
#

my lord

tall glen
atomic forum
#

Titty taters that are tiny titties

tender igloo
#

pocket snack sized

thin wedge
burnt kite
#

Bro wtf, there was a fucking welfare rebellion yesterday?

frosty tulip
#

If any of you ever cross me, I swear to god I'll make sure any supermarket product you like, suddenly goes off the shelves and you never see it ever again

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And every employee thinks you're insane because they don't remember selling that product

tall glen
#

jokes on you I shop at Aldi's everything I buy never appears again

burnt kite
#

Anon is kanye

frosty tulip
#

Classic Aldi shenanigans

swift crag
agile void
#

jokes on you i shop at a small corner shop where the dude get stock when his cliant ask

vital marten
agile void
#

i mention their isent any pink or white monster

tall glen
#

horsemeat is posh

agile void
#

next week

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fridge full of pink and white monster

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i buy half of it

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peak bisness

frosty tulip
#

So that would get me out of it

tender igloo
vital marten
#

I’d just do this to be on the safe side

tall glen
#

I cant afford horsemeat

swift crag
tall glen
#

they banned horsemeat butchery in the US for the sake of the horses, now they are butchered in Mexico instead

vital marten
#

Horsemeat…

fathom igloo
#

Oh you mean wisdom tooth extraction? Haven’t had it yet lol

agile void
#

men i love horsemeat

bronze moat
frosty tulip
agile void
#

i hate that it's not more widespread

tender igloo
#

horess are one of my fav animals

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horses

vital marten
agile void
#

like you only find it at the italian week at the super market

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or you need to go to a specialized store

tall glen
#

horses are dumbies

frosty tulip
#

Wild horses get culled quite a bit where I live

agile void
#

JUST GIVE ME MY HORSE SAUSAGE AS WEIRD AS THAT SOUND

tender igloo
#

yah but riding arabians is fun lol

onyx igloo
bronze moat
#

Friendly reminder

agile void
vital marten
agile void
rose kestrel
onyx igloo
agile void
#

Well i was thinking that cat looked fancy

frosty tulip
thin wedge
frosty tulip
#

We also got a pretty big wild camel population here too

tall glen
#

Australian horses are probably venemous

agile void
burnt kite
bronze moat
tender igloo
bronze moat
#

And yes that is flute man

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Pitstop map lore is flute man was signing autographs when shit went down

frosty tulip
vital marten
frosty tulip
#

Also by helicopter snipers lmao

burnt kite
frosty tulip
#

Apparently

frosty tulip
#

Ye it sucks but ya gotta cull em, they fuck up ecosystems badly

tender igloo
tall glen
#

best australian snipers, the ones that shoot cats

bronze moat
#

AUS has a bounty on house cats. So…

vital marten
frosty tulip
#

Cane toad are the worst on that front

burnt kite
frosty tulip
#

They reproduce crazy fast and they kill so many animals

heavy ivy
#

holy shit i just killed at least 100 zombies with a single pipe bomb

frosty tulip
#

Lots of animals here kick the bucket cause they try to eat em and cane toads poison em

burnt kite
#

I would assume its targeting stray cats

frosty tulip
#

Very few can properly eat em

vital marten
rose kestrel
tall glen
#

cats are invasive

frosty tulip
#

I think they've spread to most states

burnt kite
#

Oh

frosty tulip
#

Hence why the vast majority of the population is at coastal areas

burnt kite
#

I thought mofuckers go around knocking on people's doors and take pet cats away to never be seen ||joek||

vital marten
# burnt kite Oh

We started with 3 strays on our block — like last year they moved in from somewhere else then we exploded and now have 20 “community animals”

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Can’t do anything with them, they are owned by the community

frosty tulip
#

Yeah don't underestimate how destructive cats can be on ecosystems

burnt kite
#

Anyway by

#

E

frosty tulip
#

Cats are insanely good at what they do

onyx igloo
#

fart

tall glen
#

Cats are in fact one of the most succesful apex predators on the planet

frosty tulip
#

Surprisingly enough, I think the dragonfly is the most successful

tall glen
#

and they have domesticated humans

vital marten
#

It helps they look cute and can get other apex predators to feed them by just looking cute

frosty tulip
#

Unless I'm misremembering, it's like 90% of chases with a dragonfly result in them catching their prey

tall glen
#

dragonfly's have a millions more years of evolution that helps

frosty tulip
#

Actually insane

tall glen
#

cats will get there

#

wait till they get wings

rose kestrel
tall glen
#

classic

agile void
#

rimworld moment

#

blew a dudes both arm off

frosty tulip
#

Yeah but this sort of stuff is why whenever you watch our airport security TV shows, just about 95% of it is them yelling at tourists for bringing fruit or vegetables undeclared

agile void
#

was planning to capture him

#

he get up and try to attack me agazin

vital marten
rain mango
#

Does anyone wanna buy this [redacted] for 10 [kromer]?

vital marten
#

They’ll be like YOU CANT HAVE THIS ITS VERY INVASIVE and they’re just like “ok… give it back?”

frosty tulip
#

Ya gotta be careful about that stuff

#

It's why we don't have rabies here

tender igloo
echo minnow
#

Hello! Excuse me, I have a small problem. Is this the channel where you can help me?

tender igloo
#

i got stuck in cananda without a passport once and i twas nervewracking lol

frosty tulip
#

Puppers please let me through the checkpoint, I need to deliver these 50 undeclared watermelons

fathom igloo
tender igloo
frosty tulip
vital marten
tender igloo
#

or like half of australias fauna in it lmao

frosty tulip
#

But after the wisdom teeth surgery, my mouth was so bloated lol

fathom igloo
frosty tulip
#

I dunno why, but it gave me vibes of Pops from regular show

#

Big head tiny mouth, looked so stupid

fathom igloo
#

Were they impacted?

frosty tulip
vital marten
#

I had 1 done and it wasn’t too bad, impacted

frosty tulip
#

I just had to get em removed before my osteoporosis bone strengthening injection or whatever it is

#

I forgot the name

#

Sadly I've lost all my wisdom

#

I'm a fool now

vital marten
frosty tulip
#

You were awake?

#

Bruh I got knocked out for it

vital marten
#

Yes

frosty tulip
#

It was wild

#

I got put to sleep and it felt like only a second passed and I woke up

#

Time travelled

#

And then I kept thanking everybody for no reason

vital marten
#

I kinda like being awake so ik if something goes wrong

#

The tooth exploded mid extraction into bits and if I was asleep I wouldn’t have known that

fathom igloo
#

I have to be asleep; if I hear bone cracking I will freak the fuck out

frosty tulip
#

People talk about how wacky they were when they just woke up from wisdom tooth survey meanwhile I just aggressively thanked everybody

fathom igloo
frosty tulip
#

Yes random employee, let me thank you 10 times

#

No it was literally just me thanking people constantly

#

My drugged up self is a pretty chill dude apparently

vital marten
fathom igloo
#

Is it the same anesthesia as regular surgery?

tender igloo
#

i went to dentist on wed and they suggested twilight sedation or something

frosty tulip
#

No idea

young kelp
#

the ones in wisdom tooth removal should be weaker

quasi slate
#

ok migu i seeu

frosty tulip
#

I remember becoming a watermelon jelly addict after the surgery

#

Watermelon jelly went hard

tender igloo
#

lol

frosty tulip
#

It was just me prepping for my future status as Bingo King of the nursing home

fathom igloo
tender igloo
#

and its usually just obscure things lol

fathom igloo
young kelp
#

it looks more like being drunk from the looks of it in videos lmao

fathom igloo
#

I’m scared I’ll be rude

tender igloo
fathom igloo
#

I’m nice to my kids but what if after being drugged I say something mean like “shut up” when they’re arguing with each other lol

tender igloo
#

any normal human being isnt going to take things personally lol

tender igloo
young kelp
#

got my hands on celeste, imma see how hard it really is

fathom igloo
vital marten
#

It’s like being on multiple Xanax, you’ll hardly make sense

frosty tulip
tender igloo
fathom igloo
#

If it’s like after normal surgery I’ve been fine and not done whacky shit but if not idk

frosty tulip
#

It was the equivalent of dropkicking somebody else in the face

tender igloo
#

"waht if i say penis"

vital marten
fathom igloo
frosty tulip
#

Meanwhile every dickhead thinking they're a comedy genius because they said "wenis"

#

Har har it sounds like penis

vital marten
#

My biggest fear is flirting with the nurses 😆

frosty tulip
#

Lou unlocks charisma 10

vital marten
#

These dune emojis are scary

tender igloo
#

my mom would do that and i was like im sleep lol

toxic wharf
#

!rank

prime thornBOT
hardy muralBOT
unkempt fjord
#

!rank

prime thornBOT
hardy muralBOT
unkempt fjord
#

Gross

twin bear
#

I can see clearly now the rain has gone

fathom igloo
tender igloo
#

stop worrying about it lol

fathom igloo
#

Will I say things I don’t mean lol

unkempt fjord
frosty tulip
#

Cambrie I'll take you to your wisdom tooth appointment ok, u can tell me all about your social security number, mother's maiden name etc

#

You can trust me

tender igloo
#

i dunno everyone is different i didnt say anything and family members i have seen after major surgery just said some funny stuff about food

plush cobalt
#

I think most people think about whether what they say or do will hurt others before doing things

#

So being concerned about not having control is valid

fathom igloo
unkempt fjord
#

I thanked the nurse and shook her hand that was all when I had anesthesia

#

She told my wife I was very polite

opal violet
#

hello guys im trying to join my friends server but its stuck on : received 48% of map meta

tender igloo
#

"thank you for your service" saunters off

frosty tulip
#

I kept thanking everybody constantly

unkempt fjord
#

Brings the customer service out of ya

frosty tulip
#

Ex customer service trauma

#

Smh

#

I do look back on it as a fond memory whenever some customer would crash out over nothing

#

Shoutout to the dude that threw his receipt at me lmao

fathom igloo
#

I think my husband should probably take my phone after it too 🤣 prevent me from crashing tf out on a few people lmfao

grizzled citrus
#

When my friend tries to join it just shows him an endless void of grey without ever spawining (He already has been playing in my server, he just died and created a new character... he also tried to re log and reboot the PC

twin bear
rain mango
vital marten
#

BF3 servers got shut down on console 7 months ago, the PC servers still got at least 3 across the globe that have a constant 64 players

#

Might be the last time to enjoy

heavy ivy
polar kernel
#

do they hire felons

#

not that im a felon or anything

tardy wolf
#

found out my fiancee is pregnant today

getting married pretty soon, we were going to anyway so its not because of that, but need to ask a question to chat

im freaking the fuck out, not because i dont want it, but because i do and im worried something will happen

will i stop freaking out when its born or do i have to wait for them to move out? lol

vital marten
#

Probably the latter

#

They say the first one you freak out then the others you’re kinda just chill so on the bright side you’ll only do this once

unkempt fjord
#

Why is zombie chat the place to ask that lol

frosty tulip
#

This is the general chat

rain mango
#

Think my life is at that point where i gotta move away from my parents

unkempt fjord
rain mango
#

They fr drive me crazy

floral fiber
frosty tulip
rain mango
#

Winter 2025 is the earliest u can expect mp

floral fiber
rain mango
#

They said they wont add mp until ragdolls and raccoons are finished

unkempt fjord
frosty tulip
floral fiber
unkempt fjord
tardy wolf
frosty tulip
unkempt fjord
tardy wolf
#

oh ultrasound

frosty tulip
floral fiber
tardy wolf
#

language is funny like that

unkempt fjord
#

Ultrasound

plush cobalt
floral fiber
#

Omar

plush cobalt
#

Holy

frosty tulip
#

Also this is pretty tame for some of the stuff people say here too

floral fiber
#

Logic bad

frosty tulip
#

Some people treat the chat as a therapist

plush cobalt
#

Logic sound

#

Non PZ discussions welcome

unkempt fjord
#

Yall nitpicking when it’s still just random internet strangers which was the point

plush cobalt
#

Wait am I in agreement with the plunger

frosty tulip
#

You nitpicked first

#

I nitpicked back

#

Is only fair

plush cobalt
#

Okay no the discussion is what I thought it was

bronze moat
unkempt fjord
#

What did I nitpick though

rain mango
frosty tulip
#

What didn't we nitpick

#

In the grand scheme of things

floral fiber
frosty tulip
#

Never owned a cat

#

I've got an elderly dog tho

plush cobalt
#

No one owns a cat

#

They choose their hosts

floral fiber
#

Cat owns you

frosty tulip
#

I also own an annoying bird

#

That we called Bob for some reason

floral fiber
cedar monolith
#

nice

frosty tulip
#

My dream will always be to own a horde of roombas

#

They're my home defense strategy

floral fiber
#

Roomba plus orange

frosty tulip
#

But I'll likely never own one cause I get the feeling a roomba would kill me

#

I'd trip over it and die

hardy muralBOT
cedar monolith
#

I am getting there

plush cobalt
opal violet
tall glen
#

took a cold shower

#

feel cool

#

house is near 100 degrees F

heavy ivy
#

i feel like the aiming system would feel better if "misses" (shots that doink the zombie but dont deal damage) still granted a small amount of exp

tall glen
#

back from wallyworld got fresh clean sheets, and snacks

#

anyone got a game they cant wait for, ie a top tier wishlist item

#

heres mine

#

In PVKK, you step into the role of a cannon pilot for an autocratic regime, confined to a defense bunker. Your mission: manually control a massive planetary defense cannon to fend off an ongoing interplanetary invasion. Master the various systems to protect your home world.

Core Gameplay
Interact with a retro-tech cockpit filled with satisfy…

Release Date

To be announced

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karmic jetty
#

wallyworld more liek wammyworld

hardy muralBOT
karmic jetty
hardy muralBOT
tall glen
#

zozo would love Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant

karmic jetty
#

poopensharten in en cuckstoel

tall glen
#

now you're getting it!

karmic jetty
#

oh wait this is genchat

#

imma go eep