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plenty of time for tech to change and develop
gambling
I was referring to this but that's besides the point
but the tabletop part
am one of those weirdos that refuse to use the time stop power in dishonored
The tech in RED is also mostly from 2020s still
Im personally a sucker for slow mo
Love it whenever its a mechanic
Bird played through all of the max payne games without using bullet time
again I aint saying it's not cool
any build is busted in cyberpunk anyway tbh
I just dont like abilities that reduce the amount of threat to my life
i want a speedster game but everything moves around you slowly
you should play katana ZERO
better not play max payne 3 then
forced slo mo
the cutscenes are truly a forced slow mo
Slow mo? The cannula before it touches the floor.
I saw.
that's all I'm gonna say
I tried playing a katana build and it was fun, but then got quite repetitive.
as i was saying, max payne 3 is an experience
wrong ping?
Nothing embarassing. Just making it sound more complicated.
Ping?
Katana ZERO is a different game
Oh
Sorry I was thinking of cyberpunk.
I want a biopunk and cyberpunk crossover
games where everyone dies very fast is always fun
youre a war criminal turned into a weeaboo assassin after your memory got wiped
the heath song while blasting it up in the airport
truly peak
Doesn’t seem fun for everyone dying to you.
their fault for bringing a gun to a swordfight
conservation of ninjutsu is on my side
Oh yea, true, fatal mistake.
Well, I'd be alot more wary of someone who wields a sword and is still alive in a world of gunfights.
when you see an old guy on a job where people constantly die young
he's that old man in every anime
terminator
no
yes
terminator outsmarted bullet
that is why Isshin is the greatest of them all
no he didnt
he famously, did not
i bet i can parry her
Isn't isshin lore accurately less of a enemy and more of a hero?
I saw something like that in YouTube
Well yeah
For his people
She parries your counters btw
Not for the othera
thats why his name is Isshin Ashina my brudda
You are not isshin
holy that sounds fun as hell
Parry this 
Sekiro's last boss legit has an Glock or smth
A flintlock
🥀
That he fires semi auto somehow
Wtf?
oh word????
Bro's flintlock has a mag 🥀
i learned from isshin
They boxing for the fent
You learn like 2 techniques from isshin
Mind eye and dragon slash
Lmao.
test
now i know good and well youre not referring to demon of hatred
fucker lost his way from the hunters dream and ended up in ashina
Honestly
goodnight chat!
Sleep well.
Huh
I meant the blazing bull
Go beat messmer already damn
You gonna let him do that to rellana
Sadness
The demon of hatred belongs in Bloodborne
demon of hatred is ass, shit straight up from bloodborne
I found a tech shotgun
He suckes in charmless because too much hp
dashing behind people with a charged shot is as funny as I think it would be
would respec to shotguns but I have only 4 body
@toxic hawk
Level up tech for more tech weapons skills btw
Wives
Fits more if you picked the nomad life path too
Would anyone have a moment to try connecting to my Project Zomboid server?
You're best off asking in #1019737819981283459 or #1019725562337579028
Unless you're just trying to test something out in which case maybe someone in #pz_b41_chat can help
i am still stuck on him
i cant sleep
just remember that hesitation is defeat
i shall try again
go eep
i will
Bleh, just got the news we've been expecting for a while, just didn't know when it'd happen :/
what news
Grandmother passed
I was told this server is awesome, hello
My condolences
Eh, we're fine. As I said, we've been prepared for a while.
It's our mother I'm worried about
sad
She was quite old, her body had been failing for a long time, and frankly, she's been wanting to let go for a while. I'm sure relief is what she felt on the way out
dunno ex-corpo V going to jackie's ofrenda is kinda touching
streetkid or nomad V would be a given
adds more depth to an ex-saka spook
yeah I'm treating that bike with love and respect for the rest of the game lmao
Make arasaka pay for what they done to our amigo
I did that by accident, ok, I have no idea how, but when I first played Cyberpunk I thought Jackie was going to turn evil later down the story, so I was an ass to him the whole time
Then he died, and I thought that he would come back and, nope, he was good the whole time and idk how I thought he was gonna be bad
Feels bad man
Does anyone got list of crops ? (Only the ones available in latest build 41 version)
wonder how he would have felt having johnny silverhand living in his head
Right off the bat I accepted him as a bro
Well someone lied to me at some point about him and I’m still salty about it
my blisters feel slightly painful
like not for a long duration
but like a small pinching sensation
Nice pfp
Thanks, I love dolphins
:3
Pixels
i just want the gun
That’s what I’m saying!
Like- sometimes Amphi when she is fed instead will put her food on the side of the pool and wait for a bird to come in and eat it
And then spit on them when they do, not hurt them at all just spit on them
Lmao
is arch linux good for gaming?
Yea
Noticed significant performance boosts on a lot of games when we switched to EOS away from Win10
i would probably try it if i had a spare computer
Don't need a spare
Only got an ark sorry bro
Just boot a live environment from a USB drive and see how it feels
how do i do that exactly
Put the installer iso onto a USB drive and boot the USB drive
Most installers are actually just a live environment that runs an installer prompt that you can ignore if you just want to try it out
Have you ever installed windows?
no 
I’m gonna go on my evil arc and install windows 11 on anyone who uses Linux
Mwhehehehehehe
i never installed an OS in my entire life
howdy
I would, but I’m not smart enough
As if you'd know how to find the BIOS to begin with
me too
I think I could (I wouldn’t)
lol
i updated my bios from windows update
Y’know, next time I do it I’m gonna do it during a thunderstorm
Live life on the edge
just go to south africa and update your pc there
Like I cannot stress enough how easy installing EOS is
Literally just click next through the prompts
higher chance of electricity getting cut
Or Houston TX
true
Idk what an EOS even is, telling
EndeavourOS
The distro we use
🤔
Just arch with the things you were gonna use already prepackaged
Idk, I use windows 11 shlock, I’m already too far gone
Firefox, yay, Nvidia drivers if relevant (Thankfully we switched to AMD) and a Desktop environment of your choice
indoctrinated into the windows slop cult
Damn scum is finally out
Yea, Bill Gates came to my house and used the same thing that they used in Men In Black on me and I have never recovered
time to get my ass handed to me in chess by randoms
game looks peak, too bad its like 80 bucks 😔
i gotta improve
whats ur rating
idfk
i started playing vampire survivors with the castlevania dlc
want to play a game?
no
its been awhile for me
same, im just playing with friends of friends so they can help me lmao
i need training
I use Windows 11 because it works and I don’t care about performance, whatever reads my emails the best.
pager
there there, youll be rimming it up soon
I can't believe people voluntarily spend money to have less control over the hardware they've already spent money on
one time i showered during a thunderstorm .-.
do you guys call each others roomers
No
rimmers 😏
the learning curve is wild
i switched to linux full time now, no dual boot, since my work moved from microsoft exclusive software to linux ones
i do not miss the chess phase
Bonkers, innit?
learning curve vertical incline gradient
had me studying like finals were the next day
but its fun
LMAO real
im looking up gambits and counters and shit
we study, we learn, we overcome
yeah it is fun but its also very hard
Do not
We've got a drive that has no FS on it right now, if something comes along that is worth the time and effort to pirate a win10 install, it's going on that spare drive and remaining quarantined
But like Rust isn't worth that much effort
Theres a learning curve in chess?
ofc
N' it'd be win10 LTSC ofc
Just know the moves lmao
basics vs actually making use of each piece
omg hi
Unless ur good at strategy games and predicting your opponent
Sounds like nerdspeak
wsg
just dont do blindfolded chess that made fischer go insane im pretty sure
Chess is too simple. No fog of war, no tech tree, fully deterministic, ugh
We just punch our opponents when theyre winning
long time no talk
fair, was thinking of doing the same thing with my smaller ssd but id rather just put in another one later on if needed-gotta use the sonic power on game
Its been a minute. How is everything.
i have lost games of chess against the dumbest bots
fine, i'll finish highschool this year 🗣️
mate, knowing how the pieces move is NOT the same as knowing how to use 'em
Our two NVME drives are for the OS and storage, then we've got a cheap 500GB SATA drive that could comfortably fit a win10 install and the two, maybe 3 games we'd even need it for
skill issue
yeah, thats the setup im thinking of as well. nice
Graduated from college, but no one is hiring so i might need to go back for my bachelors
Third time's the charm
indeed, my brain is simply not compatible with things like chess
sad
gl on your bachelors though
i believe chess is for everyone, theres just different levels
What field
im not good but i enjoy it
same
Keep grinding for that Masters
Discord pls, stopp shitting yourself

my brain has been consumed by the modern day narcotic drug known as short form content, i have lost all sense of focus
I am only capable of winning by wasting time
you can get it back mate
naroctic is crazy
In fast games
or ability of thought
scummy plays, i see
Try having a lobotomy to fix that
souls like mentality
fr
close tiktok just to open it again
im a stubborn prick
thats a fair play
too bad, you get frogski instead
I am a scummy bastard
Who are you
Frogski
i'd legit be opening yt shorts and 8 hours would pass
delete all apps that are mainly short form, get a plugin that disables youtube shorts, start reading, go for walks, play chess
lame i need a refund
I don’t believe it

pay 20 000 clams to unsubscribe
i appreciate the advice
i can reason with ANY social app but not yt shorts
sorry to make it feel like a lecture
i just like chess
more people play = more chess i can play
🧐
Maybe I’m just lucky, I never really got into short form content
same
I just don’t watch it, doesn’t interest me
i get frustrated with it
it's just that a video would spark my curiosity then end up scrolling
i assure you it doesn't
honestly ive done the exact same thing
fuck no, i hate school
tyty
Much prefer to watch a 1hr Technology Connections video on freeze drying than a 1min YouTube short on shlock
lmao
its a pain to try and reach the top
lol
only to end up in jobs that barely pays
So true
i should probably remove yt again
youtube as a whole doesnt take up much of my attention
depressing ass advice
its kinda true tho
it is
some of the people that work in our small business went to school in high ed
if you don't aim for the top and expect the lowest, hitting the lowest will feel less painful
you can work an average job but still aim to go high in other shit like sports
sports is different
training for sports will make you better at labor tho so there is that
well depends on the sport tho
man, shit fucking sucks [in the job market], study for years to become a veterinarian only to end up in an animal testing lab releasing a new strain of ebola accidentally.
get a masters in art history only to end up an amazon worker.
graduate highschool but end up homeless after not being able to get into tertiary education/get a job.
Hiii
im a arm wrestler
that could for sure translate to labor
Whyy
Is there any Italian here?
K
blueberry goku
I'm so cooked this summer
That's Celsius, farenhite is 109°
Oh yeah I know
that's unreal
we can get to that temp but typically later in the summer
Where are you?
oh right I forgot
Coolest day in Australia
It’s uh, currently 3c for me here in Australia
Tasmania?
Nah
Well I’m stuck at the Gold Coast and it’s not usually that cold really ever
Also wearing a drysuit is pretty warm too so that helps I guess
I don’t miss the heat of QLD
Movie to New Zealand instead smh
It it does snow in New Zealand wdym
Nah.
it was fucking 6 degrees this morning for me
wheres the heat
Not year round
I want that cold RIGHT NOW
Not really any places it snows year round
Unless you live in Antarctica
had to use heated seats and window defrost on june 18th 🙏
crazy how fast technology advanced
https://youtube.com/shorts/D0iQpnQITTY?si=WUhkTqZ0DEip8nZw
test
u failed
I’d live there
Idk if you would want white to be the only colour you see year round 😭
Like how living on mars might seem cool, for like- a few weeks
And then it’s just orange hell after that
what about green hell
decent game ig
Ugh
I don’t want to go banana and nut hunting again
never played it
Just observed a YouTube comment arguing that pouring out gallons of water into grass is not a waste because of the water cycle
They made sure to include that this is elementary school knowledge
go on
omar is this your lawn care arc
The story ends there, I didn't comment for my own mental health
I think you know you should though
No it was on some strange workout routine that involved allowing a large barrel to drain water while lifting it
No, I like my lifespan where it's at
short?
Nah, not being around people and having an excuse for 30 minute delayed messages sounds like heaven.
Exactly this short
i mean like, does it matter if the water is wasted or not though
will earth end
I'm not here to argue for whether wasting water is good
I'm just calling out how silly that was
i'll go pour a barrel of water on my lawn for you
My deal with water companies to get an extra few cents from you is going perfectly
My deal with water treatment plants to do unnecessary processing is going perfectly
unnecessary yap
Is that the title of your autobiography
yeah
I'd read it
I’ll make sure I send a meteorite directly into wherever you are living on mars
Free food
You ain’t eating the meteorite you are fucking dying 😭 🥀
since when could you read
By “read” I meant get one of my servants to read it to me, of course
How do you solve the unloadable chunk issue in B41 when playing with friends? Like when you have a high ping, around 200~700, and when you drive cars and all of a sudden you got stuck in a chunk that cannot escape. Everything outside the chunk is pitch black. It won’t load anymore no matter how long you wait. How to fix this?
I would search in #1019767076094758924 or ask in #pz_b41_chat
If modded, maybe #mod_support, but that doesn't sound like a mod issue
i would ask lokiel
hi zozo
Thanks mate
yes, did you finally obtain clams
Give status update
yeah you definitely have no clams
taking your money in one dollar bills doesnt make you rich
yeah but i got more than you 😼
i bought a truck
@lyric galleon
is the fuckass tien unit has chiaotzu lunge when they lose
yeah when Tien gets down Chiaotzu goes in with the sacrifice lol
hes a revival unit
Heyo dstroy person
The crimson tailor is soon to be beyond the veil
does forum signup confirmation email usually take a while to arrive?
No idea, did you check spam
I don't have a spam box in my email service
Why is it always crimson tailor and never the velvet tailor?
What the hell
gudmorning chat!
Goodnight floofie
It beddybyes
oh i got the email it just took its sweet time
Don't forget to offer the flower after the show
hai jamie
Yo
how ish uus
Great. Amazing. Ecstatic even. Au-delà du concept de joie lui même. Over the moon, milky way and the known universe itself. Basking in a feeling of comfort and joy untold
yo guys my character got bitten in the right forearm it got infection got stress after waking up and it got queasy now
is it zombification?
btw always in minor pain
If you haven't turned off bite transmission, bites are always 100% chance of causing zombification
Of course
gonna make my future kids read berserk for the character development
damned
@quasi slate
c'est fou
Oh no the French invaded
the french has colonised me 😔
Congratulations, or sorry that happened
morning floof
sorry?
can my world have sprinter if the settings is set to fast shamblers?
Just do random at that point and enjoy the jump scares
Balls.
Rolliepolies?
Rollin' on those polys 'till I Super Hexagon
Too late
There’s no turning back
the only arabic i can fluently speak is my loca dialect, which is kinda sad
You’ll progress into ultra octagon and then it’ll be over with
Locking doors won't work. The touching has began
Nothing to turn back from now
https://youtu.be/9TTnTu3ql_g
Track 1 of Spectra
Available for download at www.chipzelmusic.bandcamp.com
All tracks written on a Nintendo Gameboy using LSDJ. All post production and mastering done by myself (hence why it took so long) in Logic.
dental hygiene.
play dead so you can anti air death blow
tht works on like 4 enemies

Does it have the knights! and the awesome masked murderers
i believe so
mate, we've already told you bites are 100% always knox infection
unless you turn it off
i got back into zomboid and i'm so rusty, i accidentally locked myself in with a horde lmao
lmao fair
you need to work those skills again
the combat feels different, lock on somehow feels worse than b41
hmm im not sure
i think ive played too much b42 to make a fair comparison
but understandable
ill get used to it, i do however love the new animations for the zombies falling over
i've also noticed they can knock each other down sometimes lol
i find the combat overall better but the fall down animation frustrates me ahha
its hard to tell when a zombie is going to stumble
dont wanna wait shots on a downed guy
yeah because it tales so long your character can push them again instead of finishing them off
but it is fun
I played b42 for the first time in months while someone was watching me play
i bet you love being watched
Perhaps some of the worst of my gameplay in years, but I survived
yeah, just wish there was a way to know that theyll fall, maybe a sound cue
nice man
im gonna play later, when i get back from party
maybe next update is b42 sable
Devs are working hard i can see that
omar is working hard
agreed
0% chance stable comes before another unstable patch according to my scrying scroll
first and last time I'll ever say that
i am hard working
Working hard or hardly hard
omar dev team when
ed is a real issue man 
omar is busy with... other business right now
world war z
Simply stop having medical issues
this is how I trip on a zombie and die an embarassing death
thats part of the learning
yes but I am the guy who dosen't really die
thanks, dude, ill take that into consider
I'm not a big cheese player but I'm looking forward to seeing whether there are any non-teased anti-cheese measures added
it's a joke
and prove them WRONG
I remember being surprised by a fence lunge for the first time, I want that again
ik dw ahaha
hai omar
Hey floof
how ish uus
zombies can break more walls
maybe theyll add a window lunge
the best part about cheese is bypassing the anti cheese
I am a floating sphere in the void hbu
im eh
Yeah but this was known, I want secret stuff
Hi eh
the guy who alt+f4's before he's about to get bit
And then those get anti-cheesed, and the cycle repeats
ok omar, go steal the declaration of independence
Maybe I will
good
Good.
Perhaps I will, pal.
ill be happy to see it, champ.
mmm cheese
- The mice in your walls
animalproofing when
I can provide proof that there are mice in your walls
I'm just gonna say, smoked rat might be fire
you still get got when you load in
are you a mouse, omar
great, will you do something about them
I think you should just let them be because like maybe they're cool and just hanging out and don't want any trouble idk
ive seen people cook and eat the rats and animals that eat farm growth
No comment at this time.
just hold alt the moment you spawn in, you're probably gonna be fine unless you're really unlucky
-source, DC'ing in the middle of a horde
the rats that eat chilli peppers must be delicious
😋
thank you for clarifying, however, i am vexed by the fact that i cannot abuse your generalisation
yeah same
you think most things are delicious, tell me, leon, wo-FUCK
I'm pretty sure modern human flesh would just kill you straight up
ive been smited once again
not even prions just toxins
I don't understand why there's a carve-out for humans when the condition is hungry enough
kuru
Y'all haven't ever resorted to eating your fellow hikers? Like ?
Not yet
we have bone armor
Yeah but if you're desperate I feel like it'd still be a thought
i think eating another human in those situations is fine
i mean yeah, they've done it at the alpes once, when that plane going to england crashed
like imagine going back to sciety after surviving a catastrophe, having been forced to eat your fellow to survive
Also wasn't kuru only an issue because it was in the population & cannibalism was* common practice? Like wouldn't it be unlikely in that situation
If they were dead already I think I'd find it in my heart to forgive myself
If I made them dead for the eating yeah that would be a little rude of me
even worse if people persecute you after for what you did to survive
They can get bent
wonder how common eating people is in the city
The city? Just like any city?
yes
get bent
||the sweepers are cannibals||
didnt think omar would use that phrase
I don't use it frequently but I have before
doesnt that mean something
what do you think they do with the stuff they sweep
unsavoury
Doesn't "go fuck yourself" mean something unsavory
imagine the stench of the streets getting torched every night
the sweepers cant have kept all their mental faculties
||they do||
hell they cant be conscious or intelligent anymore
||they are||
ah yes
remember the no nonhumans rule
that means they can't use roombas and shit
No one will be homeless if there are no people
gotta make fucked up human experiments, no there's not a better way shut the fuck up
||no||
savour deez
||kinda||
and ||no||
debts are enforced by the guy you borrowed from
the head dgaf
have they been kidnapped from outside the city
or have they been bred solely for the purpose
balls
are they tricked into becoming sweepers
or are they turned into one by the one who contrls the sweepers
I think you should look back to my previous answers
you're going through tread ground
they "kinda" get kidnapped, but also become sweepers willingly
and anything related to the head is vague as fuck on purpose
hai chat
ultrakill is pretty fun
did you guys know that in motogp, the rider change the bikes mid race?
thats a greatc crocket you got there
airblast
it would give me the opportunity to make money very quickly
me a hybrid knight, denied the ability to play the video game cause of some airblasty boi
you know i cant wait to become able to use LMD on counter again tomorrow
inbf4 you blow your brains out while brushing your teeth
well considering it only has two flat fingers i probably cant use that hand to brush my teeth anyway
i would use both my hands to brush my teeth?
yeah
why would i do that
Gotta really get in there
do you put toothpaste on one handed
do you turn the taps on and off one handed
do you floss one handed
well oh
and

why would i aim the toothpaste like at myself
I pit the tootpaaste against the brush in a brawl to th death
and pissing
bidet
one hand to take it out and shake it
get a piss pipe
Its so hot outside that you hear harmonica riffs
bidet could work
if you don't have a bidet you should buy one immediately... game changer
theyre cool yeah
also who said i cant have 3 arms
mine was £25
i assumed you would replace an arm
save that in toilet paper easily
but you're correct
hell yeah 3 arms
cant believe indie stone officially endorses bidets
are you going to get a bidet company to sponsor pz
think we're going to open our own Bidet company spinoff instead... zomboid themed bidets coming soon
hai stink
PROJECT ZOMBOID, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ASS BLASTER: THE ONE IN ALL SOLUTION TO CLEANING YOUR ASS AFTER SHITTING
fair lmao
bidets and video games
Spiffoff
morning
touche
funerals
I hope they start making shower curtains next
Poonerals
how are you
fine
no no thats the mortician
i said funeral itself
im sitting in a room listening to people talk about geography drinking a whiskey
why
is it shitty or good whiskey
People rot and turn to poo
how else do you clean your ass at the funeral when you take a sad shit
fairly decent
hmm
okay
matariki
what about particle accelerators
use the bidets and engineer them so they cool down the accelerators
would ya'll get this pc case
if you can imagine them as two big asses that shoot shit each other, of course one would need a bidet to clean them
buttons on the bottom is also lame
personally im more of an FLP01 enjoyer
unless you're putting it on your desk but that requires a fairly large and sturdy desk
why the leather handle
gotta disguise it as a suitcase
probably to make it easy to carry
smh
why are you carrying a giant pc everywhere
would only be a problem if you put the pc on the ground
oh
why are you carrying a pc everywhere over a laptop
are you like gaming on the go
you are getting a pc youcef?
idk, i just like small cases

i wish 😭
Yoo
we should make a 1980s supercomputer as a gaming pc
just operating that thing to game lmao
reminds me of that gif
Fuck linux
Hop on Windows ME
i believe you will get one soons
hopefully
i believes in you :3
GET OUT
ty
Windows ME is way better
Millenium
ME was windows 2000 basically, pre xp
gotcha
im so lazy i didnt change my oil when cooking blueberry crepes
🥸
does your car need an oil change
go do that
that's really important to make your vehicle last
also here's a pic of my dogs in the same pic
Its mostly a reskin of windows 2000
It also crashed rather often, and had installation problems
Just like.... win11
yep
i think you mean worse
yeah we can tell
guys what your favorite camoflage
has to be snow camo
just forest camo's my legit favorite
i like tigerstripe
Im not sure about favorite, but I HATE pixelated multicam
whats event the point of pixelated multicam
We have flecktarn
huh. i expected you to (ironically) like pixelated multicam
LOD texture ass camo
isn't that the place that sells a lot of military surplus stuff?
olive drab swiss army knife
a multitool?
yeah but mil-tec
16 bucks for the knife
but yeah they have cheap stuff
5 dollar boxes n all
they sell medals too
i don't know how you wear a medal without seeming like stolen valor lol
yeah those gotta be decoration only lmao
@onyx igloo this guy?
https://youtube.com/shorts/3BAlJWD4s8o?si=GN-uGPmZxwT4U4fz
yep
how to find people to play with?
YOU CAN BUY THE "honk mimimi" PAJAMA SET
be sad
well the car engine died like two months ago because someone forgot to refill oil car went up in smokes on the interstate and covered both lanes in a cloud of smoke had to hit 6th gear and clutch to turn off the engine because the car refused to die lol
my life
i now have another reason to live
thanks seanmcgire bbg
im nor a baby nor a woman
Lol
What about the hat
the hats included i think
Holy shit
they forgot to add it to the png tho
projection
yay time to make some project zomboid style fish models
What food items would make it worthwhile to live?
Soft shell tacos
birria
In fact, mexican cuisine as a whole
Do mods not work in the host server? Like Britas arrmor pack and things
Er moopy, thats like the exact opposite of what would happen if you ran out of oil
Maybe
I’d pass on a bunch of jalapeño products
Why
italian food, US southern style bbq, German pastries
Chinese food
Bunch of them here taste bad
Here being
Like, I love chilli, I can eat ghost pepper, though I don’t like bad tasting food.
Australia
Yeah…
Its joever
🔥





