general_chat

[toxic relic]

[burnt kite]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/910072572891246599/1203063203202994246/IMG_6200.gif

[stone meadow]

Did you come out of your mute to immediately stir trouble again?

[icy vigil]

was he muted prior?

[normal fiber]

Does he not seem mentally challanged to you? 🙂

[stone meadow]

Ok, see you in a week, last warning

[burnt kite]

Aw shucks

[gleaming stone]

challanged

[toxic relic]

irony

[burnt kite]

Galanga

[toxic relic]

dramatic irony

[burnt kite]

Hood irony

[toxic relic]

to be fair i was being unserious with playground insults

[stone meadow]

I dont really get the point of coming back in just to ragebait again lol, takes me like 2 seconds to remute. Only wasting his own time

[toxic relic]

but that was an overreaction of them to the proposition of banter

[icy vigil]

what was he muted for

[stone meadow]

Hes already been reported yesterday so this is more cause hes continuing a pattern of behaviour

[livid notch]

Smartest plunger- not even a plunger a newspaper role be like

[toxic relic]

understandable

if people troll they need to put in some fucking effort

smh kids these day

[burnt kite]

Wee plunger boy met his demise

[toxic relic]

[gleaming stone]

monster hog

[toxic relic]

accurate that theyre called plungers since theyre so deep in sloshing around their own shit

[runic blaze]

My god I just came in here

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[runic blaze]

My genuine reaction

[icy vigil]

oh he was doing stuff in b42 chat

[runic blaze]

You gotta remember all these people are like 13

They still gotta deal with math homework

Shit man I’d be pissed too

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-dap-me-up-dap-whoopsie-regrettably-gif-24122134

[urban tinsel]

hey man... no hating on math

[gleaming stone]

not me i just finished my last exam 😇

no more maths

[toxic relic]

ayo

math is peak

[runic blaze]

I don’t hate math, I hate doing math myself

Math is great, I’m not

[toxic relic]

math is the second only thing in the world that brings me joy

[gleaming stone]

math is nice im just shit at it

[flat oar]

is it just me or is science the worst subject?

[gleaming stone]

NO

science is the best

[toxic relic]

shit genuinely makes me feel happiness like a fucking nerd but i embrace that

[livid notch]

Nah science is kinda cool

[runic blaze]

I fuck with science, but I remember being ass at physics

[stone meadow]

physics chem or bio?

[urban tinsel]

did you guys know that if you take a divergent alternating series you can make it add up to any number

[stone meadow]

I can take or leave bio

[runic blaze]

Fr

My bio teachers never gave a shit

[flat oar]

dang maybe it is in high school but im stuck in middle and it is my worst grade bruh

[gleaming stone]

sciences from best to worst is chem then bio then physics

[runic blaze]

Middle is just the worst for everyone

[toxic relic]

middle school

man these people really are kids

jesus christ

[gleaming stone]

IM RIGHT

[stone meadow]

How old are you?

[runic blaze]

Byeah

Wait a sec

[urban tinsel]

biology is just an extension of chemistry, chemistry is just an extension of physics, physics is just an extension of math

[flat oar]

that guy literally said that most people here were 13

[runic blaze]

I just remembered how young middle schoolers are

[toxic relic]

exactly

[flat oar]

it depends on what grade

[gleaming stone]

what age are middle schoolers

is this an american thing

[toxic relic]

dude where were you 2 days ago when i said the same thing

[runic blaze]

I feel fucking old and wrinkled

[toxic relic]

bio is just applied chemisty

[gleaming stone]

unc

[toxic relic]

physics is just applied math

[gleaming stone]

bio and chemistry is peak

physics is okay

its kinda hard

[toxic relic]

nah

[runic blaze]

Like 10-13 I think???

[gleaming stone]

oh

[toxic relic]

bio is boring, chem is ok, phys is cinema

[gleaming stone]

[runic blaze]

I assumed 15 but now I’m remembering my middle school career, sadly

I’m only 19 I’m not supposed to feel this way

[gleaming stone]

wait so how old are yall then

[toxic relic]

i attest to bias since i am in the math field and physics is within that scope but its fucking sick as

[stone meadow]

Nice try fed

[gleaming stone]

[toxic relic]

im a 40 yo man, i say for the upteenth time

[urban tinsel]

Any preferences for focus?

[toxic relic]

hmmmm

[urban tinsel]

oh, I figured you were in uni

probably because of the name

[toxic relic]

sets and series- anything with sigma notation really-and for a "range" or lane of study then euclidean geometry

[stone meadow]

Yeah youre supposed to lose your whimsy past 20s

[toxic relic]

NUH UH

[urban tinsel]

nah, you get more whimsical

[stone meadow]

be old and jaded

[urban tinsel]

I'm definitely more whimsical now

[stone meadow]

WhimsicalSully

[narrow rune]

Kill them both

https://tenor.com/view/bnuy-bunny-sleep-bunnies-head-desk-chairs-gif-2833431983498794484

[runic blaze]

I mean, I’m supposed to be

But im rotting

[urban tinsel]

nothing wrong with rotting, it's very on brand

[toxic relic]

dessication is a process worthy of thorough study

you're not mentally ill, you're an academic.

[gleaming stone]

when do i get deplunged

[vale sleet]

Hey do you guys know any good multiplayer servers in b41 beginner friendly?

[gleaming stone]

what the fuck dude

[narrow rune]

Wait till frogski whips it out

[gleaming stone]

money spread

wait hollon

[narrow rune]

He whipped it out

[stone meadow]

almost 77

[icy vigil]

irl too

[stone meadow]

howd you know

are you watching me

[icy vigil]

always

[toxic relic]

listen buddy, youre on THIN ICE here. im a junior moderator and your behaviour will NOT be fripping tolerated.

[vale sleet]

Wth did i do

[urban tinsel]

nothing, ignore him

[gleaming stone]

[toxic relic]

:(

[narrow rune]

Killed a man

[vale sleet]

We dont talk about my past

[gleaming stone]

im hungry af

[toxic relic]

inb4 i get the toilet licker role for my actions

[vale sleet]

Eat

[narrow rune]

Same but I'm gonna eat at work

[gleaming stone]

i might make some pasta

make a mean sauce

[icy vigil]

what kind

[gleaming stone]

tomato

with garlic onions

and some herbs

[vale sleet]

Add some bleach

[toxic relic]

does the morality of the sauce affect the taste

[gleaming stone]

my sauce is a good person

[toxic relic]

does it have to be mean

[vale sleet]

Yummy

[gleaming stone]

its bipolar

i dont think theres any pasta i might have to go get some

[toxic relic]

what are the gastronomic effects of making use of a sauce that complies with societies mutually agreed upon defintion of affable.

[gleaming stone]

taste yummy

[toxic relic]

erhmm, thats subjective

[gleaming stone]

no its not

[young kelp]

Blood moon + Zerg + Battle potion =

[gleaming stone]

everyone ever to live will agree

my sauce is great

everyone who has lived

everyone who will

[toxic relic]

who made you the moral arbiter of nice, POSER

[gleaming stone]

me

[toxic relic]

mr timmy tough knuckles over here

listen, buddy, im the leader of this pack. DO NOT CROSS ME

[gleaming stone]

the lion doesnt turn around when the small dog barks

i found the pasta

fusilli giganti

[toxic relic]

funny, your dad was so quick to lion dis dick

[gleaming stone]

how dare you spread misinformation

my dad would never do such a thing

[toxic relic]

erhmm, why dont you ask him? i think youd be surprised

at least hes moving up in the world

i dont mess around with just anyone.
im in the vr chat LEADERBOARD. 4 years, consecutively, in a row.

[gleaming stone]

vrchat has a leaderboard

what for

[toxic relic]

hours spent online

yeah, pretty cool, i know.

[gleaming stone]

you're an inspiration to everyone

[surreal mirage]

Christ

[gleaming stone]

i wish i could be on the vrchat leaderboard

and be as cool as you

[toxic relic]

yeah, you cant even inspire without your cpap machine, YOU DONUT

[stone meadow]

lets go

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/drip-chicken-drip-chicken_drip-drip-chicken-chicken-gif-27284399

dropping the act to let everyone know i have never played vrchat

[strong basin]

I would rather spawn in 16x pop ohio mall than b41 muldragh. Fuck muldragh its cursed

[toxic relic]

wouldnt catch me dead e dating femboy kermit the frog

[gleaming stone]

you know you would

[strong basin]

Who tf wouldnt

[gleaming stone]

no shame in edating femboy kermit the frog

[toxic relic]

the only thing i would do is touch grass, unlike you, you fartbreather

[gleaming stone]

i know you are but what am i

[toxic relic]

im not a fuzzy, and dont curse so much

[toxic relic]

i must occupy your mind a lot if you know so much about me. keep chasing, FUZZY

lmao this is so unserious

[summer night]

hey guys, where do i find the saves on my pc?

[onyx igloo]

damn i got a scratch on my toe

it hurts if i walk now

[toxic relic]

how do trees use the internet?

[marsh wagon]

Sean Maguire?

My mind is blown

[toxic relic]

they log in.

https://tenor.com/view/purplecliffe-cliffe-cliffeside-youtube-youtuber-gif-26341690

r click on pz in steam library -> properties -> browse files

should be there

[quasi slate]

Users folder

[onyx igloo]

Freddy Fazbear will become real in 5 minutes

[swift crag]

Can the rage virus become real?

[onyx igloo]

No.

[swift crag]

Fuck

[toxic relic]

DONT FUCKING JOKE ABOUT THIS YOU WAFFLE

[onyx igloo]

We have Rage Against the Machine

[swift crag]

That’s so tomorrow dude

[toxic relic]

FNAF IS SO FUCKING SCARY I SHIVERED MY TIMBERS AND JINLGED MY BELLS

[plush cobalt]

I think I would rather Rage Against the Human Who Made the Machine

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/974312495554646096/1383413607441760276/image.png?ex=684eb3d2&is=684d6252&hm=e7dbea2311af43166ebc93566152d866c953b4305973e2e36ce5b30bddafb0d7&

[swift crag]

Rage against the gods!

[onyx igloo]

My friend is locked in on minsweeper

[plush cobalt]

Box H9

[swift crag]

So much of this is open smh

[onyx igloo]

Upd:he just lost

[swift crag]

Why did I ever learn how to play mine sweeper?

[toxic relic]

what if i said i was gonna ddoss your trailer park and disconnect your dads wifi connected insulin pump, you bald eagle frick.

lmao how was that

good or no?

[plush cobalt]

In terms if mimicry of a child on a game's threats?

[toxic relic]

yessir

[plush cobalt]

You could do better

[toxic relic]

something you hear often im sure

[plush cobalt]

Minor typo

[onyx igloo]

i will disconnect every single one of your veins

[toxic relic]

minor?

[onyx igloo]

me mentioned

[toxic relic]

piano reference

[plush cobalt]

🫵 😯

[toxic relic]

wow, thats kind of fucked up man

[onyx igloo]

yes

[toxic relic]

understandable

have a good day man

[swift crag]

Uh

What if I made your birthday never happen again?

[mystic wigeon]

hi

[toxic relic]

best day of my life mate

[swift crag]

Why do you look forward to death?

Or like ground hog day?

[mystic wigeon]

this is how he died

[swift crag]

Smh

[onyx igloo]

i get cool shit and food on my birthday

[toxic relic]

yoooo, just like the hit game project zomboid

[mystic wigeon]

nice

[mystic wigeon]

what's that? never played it

[onyx igloo]

this is how i died
shitting on the toilet like elvis

[toxic relic]

its a niche game, probably not your thing man

you only play furry visual novels so, its cool

[onyx igloo]

furry visual novels

is that like identifications to animal furs

[mystic wigeon]

is this what i get for using a dog pfp

[toxic relic]

i wanna die from a stab wound bleeding out in the snow

[onyx igloo]

what about shitting on the toilet like elvis

[stone meadow]

why are you assuming that a human made that machine

[timid hinge]

[mystic wigeon]

are you telling me a human made this machine?

[timid hinge]

Aint no way a human fried this rice, it was the shrimp

[onyx igloo]

are you telling me a human?

[timid hinge]

wait how did i miss this 😭

[onyx igloo]

I don't know, President Toilet The 3rd

[timid hinge]

please, just call me president.

[swift crag]

Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

[timid hinge]

I already made that joke

[swift crag]

To long didn’t read

[timid hinge]

Too*

[swift crag]

Blame my phone’s autocorrect

[timid hinge]

auto correct*

[onyx igloo]

Oolong Tea

[swift crag]

Uh no autocorrect is a single word my man

[timid hinge]

It's a pseudo word

[swift crag]

You don’t split them ever or else you’d use auto-correct

[onyx igloo]

AhtoKorrecten

[timid hinge]

thats the correct one ^^^

[onyx igloo]

Yes

I am always correct

It is AhtoKorrecten

[swift crag]

Nah

[toxic relic]

im sure your parents wont miss you

ayo

[timid hinge]

damn bro

[toxic relic]

aktchually, its a compound noun

additionally, a neoligsm

[timid hinge]

yeah sorry man ig im old, back in my day it was a pseudo word not actually in a proper dictionary.

[timid hinge]

🤓

[swift crag]

Yeah I know how that feels.

[timid hinge]

reminds me walking on water, shit used to be normal back in my day.

[onyx igloo]

alot of shit?

on the floor?

[timid hinge]

that's alotta assumptions.

[toxic relic]

pseudo word

[timid hinge]

fair

[mystic wigeon]

this is random but those are some peak games you play (zomboid, terraria, unturned)

[timid hinge]

but It was only ONE assumption

[onyx igloo]

anyway i wanna go home

[timid hinge]

... then go home

[onyx igloo]

i should be home by tomorrow but thats painful

[timid hinge]

walk now

go today

[onyx igloo]

i cant walk through 3 states

ill get robbed

and beat to death

[timid hinge]

Which ones are they?

[onyx igloo]

alabama

the drivers are shit

[timid hinge]

You're fine bruh

[onyx igloo]

NO

[timid hinge]

just dont walk IN the road

[onyx igloo]

I AM NOT

[timid hinge]

maybe hitch hike

[onyx igloo]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRIVERS

[toxic relic]

pseudoword huh

[timid hinge]

Yes I drive everyday and Have been to many a state's for a long period of time each.

[toxic relic]

thats a type of nonce word

[timid hinge]

fr drivees

[onyx igloo]

Are you on the coast

[toxic relic]

i enjoy occasionalisms

[timid hinge]

North

but I've been down to florida

[onyx igloo]

because the coast drivers are

[abstract pier]

Alright, who flipped the E's in general_chat upside down? Show yourself, hooligan!

[timid hinge]

The people In my city don't know how to drive 1/5 vehicles is dented or missing a headlight/tail light

[onyx igloo]

and you think im gonna walk in that

[timid hinge]

And when I say dented I mean the car doors are smashed In enough for you to use the passenger as ur main access.

[onyx igloo]

lmao

[timid hinge]

I'm in chicago lol big difference, coast Is chill

[swift crag]

You reminded me I need to get a translation dictionary.

Though I might be wrong I’m pretty sure autocorrect is in the dictionary

[onyx igloo]

huh

weird

ive seen dudes crossing the grass to get to walmart

[timid hinge]

It Is I went and checked. Idk why I was surprised It's been added for a long time.

[timid hinge]

that's normal.

[swift crag]

How long?

[onyx igloo]

it is?

[timid hinge]

Idk, over 10 years? whenever I started using a pc

[toxic relic]

wdym

[timid hinge]

possibly like 2012

[onyx igloo]

im a midwesterner and nobody ever did that lmao

[swift crag]

You started using a pc only 10 years ago!!?

[abstract pier]

Look at #general_chat

[timid hinge]

nah I was 5 when I used a pc

[swift crag]

I have no idea how old you are mate

[timid hinge]

probably not that old to be saying back in my day lol

[toxic relic]

the e's are normal mate.
what the fuck are you om about?

[onyx igloo]

i remember playing Purble Place

on the computer

[timid hinge]

It really feels like im just an old guy when so much has changed

[swift crag]

Haha, fair.

[abstract pier]

This is my reality! I reject your pernicious attempts to gaslight me!!

[fair yacht]

ah yes. general chat

[swift crag]

I forgot I can’t say I am the age I was yesterday today ._.

[toxic relic]

?

[mystic wigeon]

it'll get to a point where technology is too advanced for you to understand it fast enough, then you'll be the tech illiterate grandpa

[abstract pier]

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Like I'm gonna fall for that!

[toxic relic]

maybe its a desktop thing

[icy vigil]

susiety 😔

[swift crag]

How advanced can tech really get from now?

[toxic relic]

try checking on your phone bud

[timid hinge]

never. I just need to read the new shit and then I'll remember.

[abstract pier]

I'm on my computer, hold on-- lemme find a channel where I can post a screenie of it

[toxic relic]

alr

[fair yacht]

hi fart friend!

[swift crag]

It’s kinda been dumbed down compared to the interfaces I’ve used previously man idk

[mystic wigeon]

no idea

[toxic relic]

#creativity

[toxic relic]

indeed

[swift crag]

I’m gonna fucking murder this autocorrect one day

[onyx igloo]

windows 11 is def dumbed down and bloated software

[ocean mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-w-dance1-guys-with-bellies-wiggles-gif-16937675

[swift crag]

Windows 10 too

[onyx igloo]

really?

[swift crag]

It was just a step back from 8 which is worse than 10 and 11

7 is honestly peak design

[onyx igloo]

oh yeah

windows 8

[swift crag]

Does windows 11 have windows snap?

[toxic relic]

evening mate, how's it going?

[swift crag]

I don’t remember it having it when I used it but I downgraded to 10 and uh, I use Linux now

[fair yacht]

i just woke up but its okay :)

[toxic relic]

nice

have a good one then

[fair yacht]

i need coffeeeee

[swift crag]

Me too

Give

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-zuberg-gif-27083829

no

[swift crag]

What if I start crying?

Can I have coffee then?

[toxic relic]

if you start crying id ask if youre hapoy with where youre at

[fair yacht]

ugh fine you can have coffee...

[toxic relic]

crying over fake coffee invitations on discord

[swift crag]

Thanky

[fair yacht]

here you go

give

[swift crag]

Lemme be fucking stupid for a bit, cheers :3

[toxic relic]

lmao fair

"if you're gonna judge me at least do it silently"

[fair yacht]

@icy vigil i see you reacting.

come on say something! :3

[icy vigil]

peanits

[toxic relic]

shark is just mad im better than him

[fair yacht]

😂

[toxic relic]

im 5'6 and 300 pounds, an adonis

[icy vigil]

how could this happen

[toxic relic]

shark cant compete with my raw appeal

[fair yacht]

i miss Gawr Gura

:(

[toxic relic]

aerrhh, you fell for my twap, shark

you wont be weacting for much longer

ehhh-let's just say i'm pretty well known in the discord mod circles

[onyx igloo]

help

[toxic relic]

you've messed with the wrong man

[onyx igloo]

they forgot to smooth topology in blender

now im sharp

[toxic relic]

if only your mind was as sharp as your textures

[onyx igloo]

it is

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

and it hurts

it is physically sharp

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-gif-21169786

man that reminds me

[toxic relic]

cant handle having a brain? ha ha ha, thats why im better-y'see i have superior intelligence

[grave pebble]

when it says no multiplayer is it only the public big servers that dont work as i want to play coop with my friend (build 42)

[fair yacht]

i fucking hate gmod maps that are like. you need this this this this and this installed or you get funny checkered textures!

luckily i bought Counterstrike source for that reason lmao

[onyx igloo]

i borrowed yours

mb

[swift crag]

Is it more or less common today?

[toxic relic]

that just proves how much of a doodoo head you are compared to me. cant handle my unshackled brain power

[fair yacht]

[swift crag]

Damn

Last gmod map I played was cold autumn and that drove me a lil’ insane translating things

[fair yacht]

i just find good maps that are nice for shooting npcs

[swift crag]

Well, cold autumn is very pretty imo

Has some dark areas underground

[fair yacht]

i wish some one would make npcs of the 7dtd zombies lmao

[swift crag]

Uh, learn how to do it?

And then do it

[fair yacht]

idk how

[swift crag]

Me neither, gmod’s lua drove me insane

I kinda lost it when something I wrote 1:1 to someone else didn’t work even copy and pasting it refused to work on my project…

[fair yacht]

i dont even know how to make mods for gmod

i litteraly only know how to make mods for kenshi lmao

[onyx igloo]

i texture zomboid cars

thats all im good at lol

[fair yacht]

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/catbelly-gif-27117209

[stone meadow]

do not the cat

[burnt kite]

Not much was shackled in the first place

[spice arrow]

Probably shackled like a crazy person instead

[pale berry]

6 days till 28 years later

[burnt kite]

28 years till 6 days later

[plush cobalt]

If a man didn't make that machine, it made the machine that made that machine (or somewhere along the line)

[grim stream]

Is there a mod that adds high speed precision stock trading to Project Zomboid?

[burnt kite]

French catacombs

[burnt kite]

Just play cruelty squad

But honestly, that could work

But would you get and lose actual items (like ammo) from trading, or get money to buy and get items airdropped to you

[harsh vault]

CRUELTY SQUAD

I LOVE THAT GAME

[burnt kite]

i HATE THAT GAME

But I wont let go of it

[toxic relic]

man i needed to shit so bad

[burnt kite]

What happened

[toxic relic]

clamping down between the toilet and the bus seat and i thank HELL that it was the skibidi

[toxic hawk]

The smell isn't bad, just hope there were less monsters

[toxic hawk]

I will feed the homeless if you don't say that agin

[toxic relic]

almost shat my pants in a bus

[burnt kite]

Gotta invest in exterminators

[toxic relic]

hey man, its time. im gonna refer to toilets as skibidi's

[burnt kite]

Living up to your name

[toxic relic]

you been to the john yet?
yeah i pissed in the can earlier.
crossed streams in the skibidi? hell yeah brother

[gilded bridge]

First time I ever hear of that game

[burnt kite]

Bog and john are the best toilet names

[harsh vault]

its an amazing game

[toxic relic]

agreed

you whip out your peter in a john

[harsh vault]

hai stink

[toxic relic]

then slide richard back into your pants

[onyx igloo]

feces exchange facility

[toxic relic]

how ya going mate

[onyx igloo]

i have goat hairs on my chin

im a goat

[gilded bridge]

That's why it's literally called a goatee

[onyx igloo]

no

goater

id say its more of an old goat beard

with random strands of hair

[harsh vault]

silly goober

[harsh vault]

am up surprisingly early

[stone meadow]

how many layers of machine are you willing to go

[harsh vault]

frogski

just the man i was lookin for

[stone meadow]

i wasnt looking for you tho

[harsh vault]

aw

am i not cool enough

@stone meadow this the type of shit i run in resort with even though i got 8 million roubles

[stone meadow]

that backpack looks like a pain in the ass

[harsh vault]

it is

[stone meadow]

also axe heavy why carry it

[harsh vault]

the RK-PT is cheap, but sucks for storage

@stone meadow

it must be my lucky day

[stone meadow]

nice

[oblique stream]

They should make pc builder simulator in tarkov

[quartz thorn]

[swift crag]

Wha

What use would it have?

[harsh vault]

@stone meadow

WHAT IS THIS LUCK

HOLY SHIT

[stone meadow]

nice

[plush cobalt]

As many as I must

[gilded bridge]

What container you got?

[harsh vault]

beta

[gilded bridge]

Wait marked room?
Like the cultist's?

[plush cobalt]

I know you are but what am I

[harsh vault]

that key is worth 7 million alone

[gilded bridge]

I almost replied to that thinking you were fartface

[plush cobalt]

Don't you ever insult me like this again

[gilded bridge]

I apologize I wasn't paying attention

[gilded bridge]

Doesn't that room spawn purple keycards?

[raw rock]

Any Marines in here?

[harsh vault]

thats why am going back and forth whether to hold on to it or not

[toxic hawk]

Walpurgis announcement

[foggy fulcrum]

hey is there a mod that makes motion and remote activated bombs work in multiplayer b41?

[quartz thorn]

Lobcorp or library of ruina?

Wait nvm

This is the don qoh right

[toxic hawk]

Idk we got mahoshojo don

[quartz thorn]

Bird wrap told me

[toxic hawk]

Yall birds sure talk

[burnt kite]

How do keys cost so much

[gilded bridge]

One or two?

[burnt kite]

What happened to lockpicks

[harsh vault]

one

[burnt kite]

And shims

[toxic hawk]

Why lockpick just destroy the lock

[burnt kite]

Or breaching rounds

[gilded bridge]

One you keep it
Two you sell it on flea

[raw rock]

Breaching rounds...mmm

[harsh vault]

cheapest full key is worth 5 mil

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-mesmerizer-gif-1651698684609187246

[charred vale]

Supernova rolls 1 (1-2)

[gilded bridge]

@harsh vault

[harsh vault]

fineee

i already found a gpu

so im still stacked

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-teto-kasane-angry-kasane-gif-3075750637843949774

[gilded bridge]

You sound like that's not what you want

If so then just sell it

[harsh vault]

its just

its dorms

[icy vigil]

which one

[gilded bridge]

Yeah I know

[harsh vault]

the chances of getting out of dorms is so low

but i do need to go there to sherpa some people

[icy vigil]

oh wait is this from a game

[harsh vault]

yes

[gilded bridge]

Take it slow, Don't waste a use unless you're safe

[harsh vault]

see

nova

you dont know if ur safe in dorms

dorms may be empty inside, but then there is just a goober sniping the windows with an SR-25

[gilded bridge]

Follow your heart
And honestly Marked room doesn't spawn good loot that often

[harsh vault]

how would you know

you dont even own tarkov

tsk tsk

arena breakout player

[gilded bridge]

irrelevant

[harsh vault]

(its okay i love whatever game you play <3)

[gilded bridge]

Arena breakout is worse I admit
I was just coping hard because I'm broke and I can't get it
Or get a proper PC to play it

[harsh vault]

i means

if i gets money i will buy you it

[gilded bridge]

Gameplay is nice on AB but the monetization is absolute dogshit

[harsh vault]

there are ads on breakout?

[raw rock]

Hi Floof

[harsh vault]

haiii

[gilded bridge]

Worse, pay to win

[harsh vault]

i mean

thats also tarkov

YES I SAID IT

[gilded bridge]

nono you don't understand

[quartz thorn]

We sure do

[gilded bridge]

It's not even close

[harsh vault]

how so

[gilded bridge]

You can't get secure containers unless you pay
Or sometimes during events but that wasn't until first anniversary I think

Also
YOU CAN BUY IN-GAME CURRENCY WITH MICROTRANSACTIONS

[harsh vault]

arena breakout just sounds like a complete ripoff that is probably owned by tencent and i kinda despise that company for what they did to pubg

[gilded bridge]

steam PUBG is decent

[harsh vault]

no no

nova

the good ol days pubg

like

the 2015 pubg

back when it was still on dayz

H1Z1

now that was fire

before it was a sellout

[oblique stream]

You'd get money from selling built pcs

Or better farming in bitcoin farm

[gilded bridge]

I don't have memories with PUBG
I only played it with my friend because my friend wanted to play it

I'm not a battle royal fan

[swift crag]

I look away for 10 minutes and I find the message you’re replying to

[gilded bridge]

I fucking hate the luck factor in BR games

[burnt kite]

If I wanted to test my luck, I would have gone down to the casino

[swift crag]

I mean that’s kinda interesting, but to be fair, if I made a game I’d rather implant asic or FPGA miners

That requires decent PCs to manage those

[gilded bridge]

Quite Ironic considering I play genshin

[gilded bridge]

Casinos don't exist here

It's literally illegal

[oblique stream]

But genshin is a gambling game

Since its gacha

So its a casino

[gilded bridge]

Yes, although I'm F2P
I think top up is illegal here

They don't enforce it in games

Only IRL

I don't give a shit what's legal and what's not

I still struggle to understand the concept of the speed limit

[harsh vault]

interesting helmet collection i got going on

killas helmet is sticking out too much

[gilded bridge]

Speaking of which
Sorry floof I lied

[harsh vault]

yeah yeah

[gilded bridge]

I can't help it
The CVT is very tempting

I don't need to shift

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/gubby-table-roblox-forsaken-gif-11582293905518386289

[gilded bridge]

But there's a curfew, and I can't get caught you know why

So I haven't been driving the past couple of days

[burnt kite]

What about curmany

[gilded bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/rimshot-pun-joke-ba-dum-tss-drum-gif-15808941

[toxic hawk]

I want aim for shit I dayz

[harsh vault]

your playing dayz?!

[burnt kite]

Fuck aiming

[toxic hawk]

That sentence came out screwed

[burnt kite]

Lean right and spray until you hit something

[toxic hawk]

I can't aim for shit in dayz I meant

I had an sks and dude one shot me with a double barrel

[burnt kite]

I mean

[harsh vault]

smh

jamie playing dayz without me

[burnt kite]

Its a double barrel

[toxic hawk]

You were asleep

[harsh vault]

buh

true

if im not

ask me!

[toxic hawk]

I promise I will

[harsh vault]

apparently

i was invisible

this entire time

whoops

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[toxic hawk]

Need to learn to stop hesitating too. I actually tried to talk to the dude

But he shot me instead

[burnt kite]

You dont talk in dayz

Voice chat button is a noob trap

Unbind that shit

[gilded bridge]

How can you taunt people then?

[toxic hawk]

F7

[burnt kite]

F11

Trust

[silk kestrel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/fF4XXEmluiw?si=ZYms1F9H8QJwaIRZ

Oh well no perm

At least I can use this in my next Zomboid run

[gilded bridge]

How can you taunt the fresh spawn you just unconned?

[silk kestrel]

[burnt kite]

Ctrl

[obsidian plover]

What are good text based rp servers?

[gilded bridge]

They can't see though

[harsh vault]

F4

[plush cobalt]

No clue, but you can check #1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/fubuki-白上フブキ-ホロライブ-shirakami-fubuki-hololive-gif-12197048330920457398

[vale sleet]

Anybody got a good beginner friendly server?

[plush cobalt]

No clue, but you can check #1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[silk kestrel]

Oh it's the Tohru guy hello

Why did the bot insta react me

[vale sleet]

He likes you

[plush cobalt]

You have been chosen, 匿名Ｌ.

[silk kestrel]

Guess I'm not lonely this Christmas anymore

[vale sleet]

Ok

[gilded bridge]

That's like saying "what a save" in rocket league, it's not nearly as satisfying
Very restrictive

[vale sleet]

Guys what happens when I get to the final stage of severe depression

[fair yacht]

[plush cobalt]

In the game?

[vale sleet]

Yea

[toxic hawk]

I detect the scent of a blond knight

[silk kestrel]

You chuck the whole bottle of antidepressant

[vale sleet]

I already know what happens irl

[fair yacht]

:O

[plush cobalt]

Unhappiness slows down your actions, so you'll just be extremely slow

[toxic hawk]

Why are you so adorable

[vale sleet]

What if I read hottiez

[plush cobalt]

There's no other effects but a lot of things are actions so it affects p much everything

[toxic hawk]

Omar, has the crimson tailor been taken to the train

[plush cobalt]

That will help with stress and boredom

[plush cobalt]

The wolf prepares for the hunt

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-zuberg-sword-art-online-discord-banners-gif-23272330

[toxic hawk]

Fresh or cooked, which does the hunter seek

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/1939-gif-26638859

[fair yacht]

anime posting

[vale sleet]

Can I pet you

[toxic hawk]

So cute

[icy vigil]

[vale sleet]

[fair yacht]

omg is that

the shark friend?

[icy vigil]

where?!

[plush cobalt]

The hunter will only hunt; the crimson tailor will cook

[vale sleet]

Can you cook with bleach though?

[fair yacht]

right there

[toxic hawk]

I hear crimson drifts with the flow of azur currents

[plush cobalt]

We use much higher-quality ingredients

[gilded bridge]

Is this a witcher reference?

[plush cobalt]

The words on the breeze are mixed with honesty and mistruths

[plush cobalt]

Witcher?

[gilded bridge]

Rip

[gilded bridge]

Oh no you don't

[vale sleet]

I’m using the free WiFi of a clothing store

[plush cobalt]

Is that like a movie or something?

[icy vigil]

he just like me fr

[gilded bridge]

There's no way you don't know the witcher franchise

[toxic hawk]

Wonderful. A cub shall remain until he of faith delivers the stag

[harsh vault]

why!

[plush cobalt]

Oh so it's like a series

Like marvel

[vale sleet]

Because I’m shopping with my mother

[harsh vault]

oh

[plush cobalt]

Anyway no it wasn't a reference to whatever that is

[toxic hawk]

It was gibberish. Omar and I are not speaking if anything important

Matter of fact we weren't even speaking

[harsh vault]

anyways, hai jamie, how ish uus

[vale sleet]

🫃

[gilded bridge]

It's the best piece of media ever created
3 games and a TV series

[plush cobalt]

I see. Never heard of it

[toxic hawk]

Excited

[harsh vault]

why?

[toxic hawk]

Final exam in two days

[vale sleet]

Good luck

[plush cobalt]

Nearly there

[harsh vault]

yippe

[plush cobalt]

Seconding the good luck

[toxic hawk]

Thanks all

And you

Floof

[harsh vault]

yes?

am i special :3

[gilded bridge]

Literally game of the year for 2015

[vale sleet]

Yes

[harsh vault]

yay!

[plush cobalt]

That's a whole decade ago

[vale sleet]

Not in the good way

[plush cobalt]

It's time to move on

[harsh vault]

wha

[vale sleet]

Jk

[harsh vault]

how rude

be nice

[vale sleet]

Sorry

[plush cobalt]

I have heard of the witcher btw, to be clear, I just really enjoy lying about having not heard about well-known things

[gilded bridge]

What a coincidence, my final exam is on Thursday
I'm excited as well, it's finally going to be over

[plush cobalt]

The Godfather? Is that some sort of indie film?

[toxic hawk]

Hell yeah

[harsh vault]

i didnt take you to be the ragebaiter

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[gilded bridge]

Wdym it was like 2 years ago

[plush cobalt]

I don't even consider it ragebait

[vale sleet]

I’m falling for the rage bait

[harsh vault]

damn

[plush cobalt]

It's just silly

[toxic hawk]

Omar and I are simply like that

[fair yacht]

we need xbox reinforcements

[toxic hawk]

We totally know nothing of importance

[plush cobalt]

So true

[gilded bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-family-guy-i-did-not-care-conversation-gif-19568330

[toxic hawk]

Nor do we hold knowledge we hide

[plush cobalt]

No ulterior motives that's for sure

[vale sleet]

Omar🔋❤️‍🩹

[gilded bridge]

You didn't catch the joke

[hardy mural]

This user does not have xp.

[harsh vault]

HAH

[plush cobalt]

Wow

[vale sleet]

I joined yesterday lol

[harsh vault]

[plush cobalt]

I could've sworn you were here longer

Maybe I was stuck in a timeloop yesterday

[vale sleet]

That’s because I can time travel

[harsh vault]

omar u are losing it slowly

[plush cobalt]

Oh, you too? That explains it

[hardy mural]

This user does not have xp.

[harsh vault]

kek

[plush cobalt]

Oh?

Have my dreams been realized

[plush cobalt]

Is XP dead

Damnit

[harsh vault]

im just special

[vale sleet]

how do u get so

[gilded bridge]

It works if you ping a bot

[vale sleet]

xp*

[burnt kite]

Supernovas rank finally got reset

[gilded bridge]

No i pinged serious spiffo

[vale sleet]

Guys how do I get xp

[harsh vault]

by talking

[plush cobalt]

I realized after you sent the last message

[vale sleet]

Oh

[analog egret]

Hey, I have a weird question. Is there anyone who managed to get all the items that are in Project Zomboid?

[gilded bridge]

I hate to ruin your fun

[plush cobalt]

I'll have to ask the mods to lower your xp again for that one

[hardy mural]

You are rank #240 at level 21 with 21,338 experience. (812 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 60%

[plush cobalt]

As in, through natural gameplay?

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-18148683

[plush cobalt]

If there is I haven't heard of it, but I imagine no since all the items also includes the item forms of furniture

[harsh vault]

yakuza my beloved

[analog egret]

Yes, or mayby on YT video?

[oblique stream]

By annoying frogski till he gives you xp

[gilded bridge]

Maybe next time

[plush cobalt]

Not that I've heard of but idk

[vale sleet]

@stone meadow

@stone meadow

[swift crag]

Is it your favourite series?

[vale sleet]

Gimme xp

[burnt kite]

100 days of zomboid hardcore challenge

[plush cobalt]

Ban speedrun

[icy vigil]

how could this happen

[gilded bridge]

Don't ping more than once
Frogski isn't that nice

[gilded bridge]

He might let one slide

[harsh vault]

its a good game series, thats for sure, but, i dont play enough different games to have a fav game genre, its hard for me to get a hyperfixation for a game

[icy vigil]

why would you do this, now frogski thinks he's important

[onyx igloo]

i ate a sausage biscuit

very good

[harsh vault]

thats why i have so many game series(s) rotting in my steam

[stone meadow]

im most important

[fair yacht]

Elin time

:D

[plush cobalt]

Ew now he's here

[harsh vault]

be nice to your boyfriend

[stone meadow]

I was summoned twice after all

[fair yacht]

Frogskibidi!

[swift crag]

Can I steal your catgirls and boys?

[plush cobalt]

Being nice would ruin my brand

[fair yacht]

what

[swift crag]

Nothing

[oblique stream]

@stone meadow thrice, you're welcome

[onyx igloo]

HEY I NEED EMPLOYEES

[stone meadow]

If you say my name thrice in the mirror, I will show up and ban you irl

[swift crag]

They’re mine!

[harsh vault]

hai goldennnn

[icy vigil]

bet you cant even say the current US president's name

[gilded bridge]

By the same person doesn't count

[plush cobalt]

Frogski Frogski Frogski

[fair yacht]

[plush cobalt]

🪞

[onyx igloo]

I NEED PROFIT

[swift crag]

Where do I go irl after being banned?

[oblique stream]

Whew, I thought youd ban me in discord

[onyx igloo]

Walmart

[plush cobalt]

🪞 Frogski Frogski Frogski free me from this gen chat hell

[gilded bridge]

what if backwards? iksgorf

[swift crag]

Ew

[icy vigil]

he'll disappear

[stone meadow]

Then you summon the evil frogski, who will promote you to mod

[plush cobalt]

That's even worse

[onyx igloo]

You will permanently listen to the squeak of mobility scooters

And be paid minimum wage

[gilded bridge]

The mirror mirrors everything though it should be normal when say it in front of the mirror

[swift crag]

Eh, I’ve had worse

[quasi slate]

hop on poe

[gilded bridge]

Oh so that's the normal frogski and there reverse one is the one that bans

because of #general_chat message

[gilded bridge]

Do people not have lives anymore?

[harsh vault]

its moopy

[onyx igloo]

You dont

[onyx igloo]

See

[gilded bridge]

I have been level 10 for a few months now

[onyx igloo]

oh

[onyx igloo]

i have a life but no idea what to do with it

[gilded bridge]

Look who's talking

[onyx igloo]

Me

[gilded bridge]

You have no right to tell me that I don't have a life

[icy vigil]

[onyx igloo]

However I do

[gilded bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-scout-tf2-gif-12750436057634665505

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/yuh-huh-gif-15270611547611670785

[fair yacht]

moopy is back! :D

[toxic relic]

thats a fucking lie

you got level 10 a few days ago

buster

[gilded bridge]

Shush, mind your bussiness

[toxic relic]

no telling fibs

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1363690806942372052/1375225960970064024/vlc_UfyhGIaJ1N.gif

[toxic relic]

you're the one telling fibs and ruining childrens minds

not cool, buddy

[gilded bridge]

Irrelevant
They still have 3 times as much XP as me

Plus

[toxic relic]

i think that the atmosphere and safety of gen chat is very relevant

[onyx igloo]

supernova eats tacobell

[toxic relic]

y'know im a junior moderator, i have DIRECT contact to the head admin, Phil.

you cant be doing this shit anymore, bucko

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1383455144267743313/qunnyttyiyity-djdoog-v0-kw5twottbdfe1.webp?ex=684eda81&is=684d8901&hm=2a650bcb264e4f5063fc4bd49ef5e41027bd80dfbfe2e5f70710af7b0483d48e&

[gilded bridge]

3.8504755585047555850475558504755585047555 to be exact

[onyx igloo]

Will Hideo Kojima play the role as Hideo Kojima again??

[vale sleet]

@oblique stream how could you, you tricked me

I am sorry frogski

[oblique stream]

I didn't say you should

[toxic relic]

wow, did you learn how to do that in DORKology classes

[icy vigil]

you should tag him again so that he can appreciate your apology

(dont)

[vale sleet]

No thanks

He is gonna appreciate my ban

sudden urge to tag frogski

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1383458869803618416/4479fa087dcb574211b91ec0c98c226d.jpg?ex=684eddf9&is=684d8c79&hm=a17650da93e1d74d7fba694135469e570e0233cbc0c3b2a91a598b28445a8a54&

[gilded bridge]

No, common sense, something you might not be familiar with I know

[toxic relic]

here's the thing, i'm way cooler than you, mister. my lunchbox has tmnt on it.

[toxic relic]

no comma? ruined

[vale sleet]

Wow

[toxic relic]

looks like you said you dont have any common sense

poser

[onyx igloo]

my lunchbox has spongebob on it

[vale sleet]

We didn’t have to pull the extreme roasts Mr fartface

[gilded bridge]

The second part still works

[toxic relic]

works, unlike all your relationships, BUCKO

[gilded bridge]

I'd rather not have common sense than not know what it is

[vale sleet]

[toxic relic]

sorry, man, i have to pull out the big boy guns

he forced my hand

[gilded bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tigger-cant-sleep-sad-emotional-gif-12332801

[toxic relic]

hmmmm yesss

you fell into my twap, you're so witewwy dead

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943310887920500736/971782982962655283/2C01A17D-EAF4-467A-A61A-FF721C3A71C0.gif

[gilded bridge]

One of them worked for two years you know

[toxic relic]

sure thing buddy

and im the son of the ceo of xbox

[harsh vault]

banter

[toxic relic]

dont blow my cover

:(

[gilded bridge]

What a coincidence I was about to mention you

[harsh vault]

why

dont mention me!

am not apart of this

let me mind my own business

[toxic relic]

how?

[half kettle]

i just learned that the huan skin can rot for getting pressure over long period

i hate the flesh

[icy vigil]

take it off

ez pz

[vale sleet]

sudden urge to kms

Because of general chat

[gilded bridge]

You were so close to doing so

[toxic relic]

kia motor sports

[harsh vault]

booo

[toxic relic]

who?

asked

[burnt kite]

You know who also didn't work? Your parents didn't work on the family integrity, that's why your dad has been out to get some bread for the past 30 years

[toxic relic]

[vale sleet]

Duuuude, no verbal terrorism allowed

[toxic relic]

this wasnt as good as the other one

the set up was too long

[burnt kite]

Sequels never match the original

[toxic relic]

fr man

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/centurion-cat-gif-15758099683439223679

[gilded bridge]

You, literally

[toxic relic]

centurion? you mean centenarian? like your MOM

[vale sleet]

Guys where can I get a spiffo xxxl plushie

[pine wren]

how hard is lousville with 2.5x zombie pop

[vale sleet]

I need it

[toxic relic]

witewwy

[harsh vault]

@toxic relic can i eat pizza that has been sitting out for like 12 hours

[vale sleet]

I prefer suicide tbh

[toxic relic]

frogski

[vale sleet]

I’m eating pizza rn

[plush cobalt]

If MindsEye hadn't advertised to me so much then its launch wouldn't have gone so poorly

[vale sleet]

No thanks