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what level is your bro stat at my guy
1.5x
I have a [x1.3] modifier to my Man trait after performing a power attack
i think being gay drained my bro stats
yeah but you’re like old and stuff
LOL
im basically the dude from wolfenstein
erh, im basically neo from the matrix cause im so cool
they based his look off of me
🤓 
keanue reeves
dude i haven’t watched it in a while
morpheus is cooler than neo
very realistic
i must be an old man
I never went to the beach less than when I lived 10 minutes away from it
people not knowing matrix references
girl with spoon reference
mr anderson
welcome back
i’ve only watched the first one semi recently
so i kind of lied
man me adn fin were talking about that movie
and the god damn bunny
and granny lol
and station
these guys creeped me out as a kid
lol
look inside
there was a dumbass who just didn't close the toilet down stairs
my brother was so terrified by it
close the toilet?
i dont do that lol
if you didn't close the toilet you will let the water inside
"theodore you ate duncans easter basket"
i dont put the toilet seat down
and if it's in starwars
you let the N2 in
You just let the toilet sneeze piss and shit water all over your bathroom?
ya
what the fuck is your plumbing like dude
I put the lid down prior to flushing regardless of what is being flushed
ohy nooooooooooooooooooooo
forgot all about her!
just never open the toilet again
The toilet flushing aerosolizes the contents of the bowl
Scrumptious is a delightful word
This saddens me
🚽🚽🚽
i think if someone describe me as "a srumptious man" i would krill them
some peasant that died from eating cement bread
the world might be fucked but im glad i was born in this gerneration lol
rather than the bread times
the bread times
i wanna use that from now on lol
just like yeast, the people rose up and declared this era: the bread times
whats happening mush
🍞🥖🫓
and rhwn rhwy pur cwmen in it
fuck
to become one to become none
english
lol
nah
past is pas friend
to be, or not to be: that is the question.
see i was right
bye francis
oil field worker...
so i bought a server through nitrado but for some reason when i put the ip and port to direct connect it says that its not responding and i cant find it on the server browser either
scammed
have you considered looking for the correct channel to ask your question in to get an answer
me and my friend are recruiting players who have a lot of free time and want to dedicate their time to a server ideally play once a day or most days insane population settings no respawn though
i would contact nitrado and ask them if they dont know then ask in tech support in here
free time? i remember that
Dolly scraped my leg joint area pretty bad. Gonna have to wash it out in the tub or something
i was looking at my main screen and in my peripheral vision this jump scared me
it's certainly isn't the worst she's done, but it's one of the longer cuts
gud job :3
i dont have body hair
how do you keep warm in the winter mush
its not!
i shouldnt open discord on the bus
body hair so bleh
tail
chopped mine off mush
i like to make stick figures out of my leg hair
1984
In Africa its ideal to have body hair because it gets very hot, i used to have to not shave for weeks before i went on my hunting trips in the African savanna 😄
imma shark
hair is very dysphoric
also valid :3
- idk how, I've never shaved anything other than my facial hair
- i don't think i even have the proper equipment
- hello to you too floof

I hate having body hair tbh
eletric razer?
i see, us scottish do that.
i assume you are a true scottish patriot.
yes but I only have a facial electric razor
I am
you can buy a electric one online, it's real easy and safe to use
good lad.
oh yeah real, was just asking what you use on the beard
electric razer peak
no money? remember?
This man looks eerily similar to me
idk about other body hair
ahhh apologies
dare i say? you look hot dude
also idk how my parents would react to me wanting to shavw my body hair tbh
regardless its totes ok to have hair, very natural too
hai destroyer!
i like my beard, its like great for picking up crumbs for snacks
mustache for water
peak
my cousin would call it a flavor savor
You guys ever have soylent? i tried it once and it was disgusting.
in scotland when we're trecking through the night in the highlands we pluck ours and use it as kindle for fires
As quoted from DBZ Abridged, on manscaping:
Bulma: "It's weird."
Krillin: "It's hygenic!"
real
how ish destroyer?
Dont say that mush I LOVE soy
I'm good. you?
ive done this many a times 😄
Good movie is soylent green.
just light your beard on fire, portable candle
am oki
Nah thats a shit idea mush
you dont get the vision
same but I hate soylent itself. The company, not the concept of an actually good, nutritious drink
congrats on the rank up blanch
so gross lol i had to use that method for seeing if this wool i have is real or not and it stunk
in my room FOREVER
fucking fraps
Thanks Bagman
Woops was too late
i cant wait to become an even older man so i can wear nothing but my underwear and walk around with my chest bush out full show
printscreen doesnt work in fallout for some reason, before you ask
use f12 if using steam
HAHAH yeah it does stink bad, i caught my beard on fire when i fell into lit coals
Wife: Slappy, can you...
Me: balancing a chair on one leg in my hand
Wife: never mind, you look busy
does your wife call you slappy?
Dont people legit use that to cut hair too? Lol
yes
You trying out for the circus or something?
nah she calls him by his name mush
also at least she knows what's important in life. Balance.
God that would stink lmao , hair salons already smell
Nothing like good humor in life!
gog
SMELLS LIKE MAN TO ME
inhales sharply
HELLL YEAHHHH BROTHER
Reminder to have a great day :)
You too!
oh. get linux. then printscreen works on ANYTHING.
Sometimes you just gotta time it
tim gunn is iconic
im hungry i cant lie
@rain mango You're getting it so hard.
Ahahhaha
too lazy
Linux 
Ill pass.
linux is cinema
i love linux
Linus is kinda ugly windows looks better and is easyer to use
it is though innit
windows looks nice methinks.
Most distros try to copy it
no lmao
Linux just looks like a pile of text in my eyes.
only the ones made for people moving from windows as a beginner distro
man that was painful
depends on the distro
linux is great imo
false..
anime pfp
unc status.
what? no. fuck no. Debian? Yeah, I guess. Arch? fuck no
tomoko pfp unlucky
stink defies the linux stereotype
ok.
Wym it had an amazing opening song that had nothing to do with the show
the singular thing i like about windows is the color of the folders in file explorer
im just teasing
theyre purple for me now and i just havent configured it yet
even then you can configure that
I don't really know what it even means.
uncle
yeppers
I understand i think
way more than just that
I agree
What a horrible man.
I was just listing what the average Linux newcomer qould most likely encounter
we stan khan
arch linux my beloved
Oh... thats...
arch 🔥
(too bad 2/3s of the world most likely share his dna)
shut up about linux my god
hey hey I think its different if its khan vs say, certain mustache man
every time
arch linux fans after making their pc almost unusable just to make it a little faster
Yikes.
Thats not good.
HAHAHAHA
he would not
he's an arch user
Stink pulled the what would jeus do card
stink why dont you like meowth
he's annoying
Its been years but he never came off annoying from what I remember
meowth would use a macbook
does meowth even know how to use tech
it won’t contain anthrax
would meowth invest in crypto
i swearsies
meowthcoin
Genghis Khan has a legacy that few historical figures have outmatched. He set the foundation for the largest contiguous empire in human history, evoking fear and respect along the way. Genghis Khan and his descendants reshaped political and social institutions across multiple continents, but they also had a massive influence on human genetics.
...
meowth would stop team rocket from using crypto
team rocket ?
So Team Skull.
yes
like they cause mischief not crime
Or Team Star
we need to fix the frequency on your hearing aid old man
im an old man but im CORRECT dude
Im lost on peoples obsession with Khan. I have the impression that if he wasn't a Mongol warrior people would see him in a more favorable light
team rocket kills pokémon
Team Rocket's crimes, other than Rainbow Rocket, pales in comparison to most other (evil) teams
other evil teams wanna destroy the world / universe
why do you support team rocket with your meowth pfp if they kill pokemon
bc killing pokemon is morally correct
some pokémon’s lives are less valuable than others
woah now
making children cry is good
days without eugenics mentioned: 0
this happened yesterday too
I must've missed it
okay now i leave
who said what

be safe fartface 
I somewhat agree. Some kids need discipline. Hos they receive it? Preferably no violence, but sometimes that may be required, but only as a absolute last resort, if absolutely nothing else works, AT THAT TIME.
dude I was joking
oh god
Oh. I'm totally against beating your kids.
what
don’t you have a kid or something
no
what no
I've never had a child so my opinion is only speculative
my hatred of children is purely theatrical i just prefer to be around adults
Just bored
I never said beat. By violence just means like a slap. not punching.
actually there probably are
yeah you shouldn’t slap kids man
they won’t learn anything from that
Only when I'm in company of other people that call me slappy
I do have Internet friends that I met irl
🤔
I try to find middle ground but I also know, when I was a kid, I did extremely dumb and potentially dangerous shit
I regret meeting every one of them lol
hi sporfo
Most of the time I caused myself the pain
hello
hi frem
Ie jumping down the stairs
hru today?
not off. down
that explains it
this weather sucks and im getting moody from it. why cant it just be fucking warm out
all week has been absolute shit for me
what're you planning to do when its warm out?
nothing bad i just want it warmer out
absolutley nothing lmao
right
but like. its spring
just staying in your room? ah lmfao
it shouldnt be 40F out
lol i had that happen a few time , like bro just call me by my name please
thank god it warms up next week aaa
bundle up in warm blankies then
i am
gud
Yeah, I never said I've never been punished. I judt know some kids won't stop until they get an actual punishment. For example, I was being, basically attacked by another kid, during PE. The teachers literally ignored my attempts to get their attention
fair
I don’t know about that
And the kid continued till he got bored
I HATED that school, and everyone I've talked to, that has been to that school, hates it too
They didn't do jack shit to curb bullying.
The most they would do was make you both sign an agreement to never do it again.
BOTH THE VICTIM AND THE BULLY
are you in the us?
Oh I don't mind that lol.
I have friends from twenty years ago that still call me twinkle toes, or they often shortened it to twink
yes
cause you can just go to the police if its that bad lol
yah my friend i met in 2001 still calls me by my username from back then : korn lol
that bully only "attacked" me once. but the bullying, by nearly every single kid there, continued till I was in high school, where I just stopped letting it get to me
I can't exactly call 911 on most of an entire student body
like i said go to authorities and the school will have to do something, back when i was a kid in the 90s it we didn thave the resources we have now when it comes to that
im not saying call 911 im saying you go there and file a complaint against the school system not doing anything and its affecting your life lol
fuck them kids lol
that's very very
Very
Questionable
cheeky
Plus, remember, this was in 2004-2016 (when i started school till when I graduated HS) no one cared back then.
middle school was the worst for me the kids were horrible
Not even my parents did that... they kept telling me to either just "suck it up, buttercup" (a military thing) or devise borderline schemes to make them stop bullying me. that never worked.
All Schools were the worst for me.
my high school was seen as a security hazard by the local pd :3
i dont think you realize once you get the police involved they HAVE to do something
but yeah kids are little shits
aka your parent
MS13 was rumored to have moved into the area, the same year I graduated.
they literally had to abide by laws when i got police involved in shit lol
shit you got me there, glad you got out when you did
I had no idea where the closest police station was in any of my neighborhoods.
I kept having to move till HS, so even if I did call 911, it's not like it'll change the next school I went to.
I went to 7 Elementary Schools, 3 Middle Schools, and 1 High School.
ES: 4-5 in California, 2 in Florida
MS: 2 in Florida, 1 in Maryland
HS: Just Maryland.
And I was bullied in every school, except in High School
do you really think I could call 911 for every school I went to
Even then I wasn't physically bullied, for the most part
not saying that and im just gonna back out of the convo now lol sorry you had to deal with that
k, k, and it's ok and ty
i wanna bih a big boi
I get brain damage rn
to embed perms in #pz_b42_chat . Not here
ik
k
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While banging your head against a wall CAN burn over 100 calories an hour, the risk of trauma is high.
So 3 out of every 4 doctors say DON’T bang your head against the wall

levels up to shitpost just to get banned for being told to not shit post, WATCH
RAGHHH
What is “shit post”?
Is this a mod, or legit?
i have a tendency to consistently do what people dont want me to
and now your wanting me to shitpost
i am in a state of distraught
Therefore you're trapped!
EXACTLY
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO???
BECOME A CIVIL HUMAN???
FUCKKK
sobbing violently
Mod. It replaces the whatson W commercial
Shitpost by not shitposting. The ultimate long-game shitpost.
exactly...
you see L...
it was all part of my plan
all along >:D
MWAHAHAHAHAH
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I WILL BECOME THE GOD OF A NEW WORLD
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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hello puppers
It’s not about the loot you discover while foraging. It’s what foraging lets you discover about yourself.
-Guru Foxy Roxy
but also GAMBLING
you'll get that katana. just keep foraging. just keep foraging just keep
A watched pot never boils.
A kanata seeked is never found.
One must stop looking to find the blade that comes to you.
-Guru Foxy Roxy
also true. I never find what I'm looking for if i specifically seek it. gotta be ok with just finding things and making the best with what you have
help me pls i tryed to mod my mp world and now none mods work someone culd help?
But always seek the cute.
As purple Confucius says: Being cute is cute. Therefore cuteness begets cuteness and builds upon itself. To be cute is to be the cutest.
And cuteness is all
-Guru Foxy Roxy
1- make sure the mods are all build 41. B42 no MP also means B42 mods will not work.
2- You need the mod NAME in one tab. I.e. AuthenticZ
3- then you need the Mod ID (the number) in the other tab.
You need both the name and the ID in the server.ini files for mods to work.
If the mod is also a MAP, you need the map folder name in the subsection of “maps” inside the INI
i know that meme lol
hey light THOSE ARE DEAD PEOPLE
:3 in chat
:3
:3
Ow my shoulder hurts
hey floof
how ish
i have literally just figured it out as u said that lol
yes i do
you have to close the jacket dont you lol
yep, or unroll it
phaha crazy timing on that, thx anyway
yw
am oki
How many hours do you need minimum to play in an event?
what event
@icy vigil u my bestie
judgement
Man, i always think you're joe
Just average
I literally just chugged one
chugging one rn
Mmmhhh Dr.Kleiners private reserve
dont drink the water
Mmmm hand sanitizer
they put something in there to make you forget
Pick up that can
Hello!
Did you see the tick my pup had?
:3
you're keen on showing that to everyone arent you mate lmao
what
some people just think its very interesting in their point of life
the tick
no im trying to decifer what your sentence is saying
wdym
Basically what if Rock Bottom was an Anomaly
https://youtu.be/k5qecaO98PU?si=kSwfGNDtI15WelPt
SpongeBob has never escaped Rock Bottom, it was all a dream. The Balloon never lifted him back to Bikini Bottom.
The Bus back home never came and he was trapped forever. But why does he keep waking up in Rock Bottom? Why does every bus he takes always end up here? And why does he get the sinking feeling… that this has happened before?
Join th...
Actually a pretty intersting video
whats the connection between a tick and somone pointing out they're not exactly like you
you're [you are] keen [interested] on showing that to everyone [reposting for chat] arent you[are you not] mate
what
exactly my thought
you referring to what I posted?
ghoti activities
Johnny has a tick on their pup
youre pointing out thay they are differentiating everyone from eachother
dodo's name is johnny?
huh?
btw you forgot the you after aren't. gotta keep proper grammar
if you're gonna do that
how lmao
"everyone ain't you mate"
I think im missing context
yeah
everyone point and laugh at this media illiterate person
Where are you more likely to find a generator?
where a generator spawned
i think the 1998 "get real" is better than live simon
does your bf hate kittens too stink
Garage/storage units/ certain vans
There are some that always spawn, like at the lv border checkpoint
yeah he thinks they look like one of the npcs in scorn
wild

even grubs?
yeah
woooow
no larvae allowed
I see how it is
Like grains of 🍚
i think seeing a human baby eating was worse than watching braindead
I thought they were funny
I didn't mean the gif but thank you Ghoti
maggots
You have the potential for a very successful Reddit account posting things on /r/unpopularopinions
I'm not a very squeamish person so it didn't actually bother me but I appreciate the concern
unsend what?
the fucking weird babbling and the constant drooling
real
The like grains of rice
dude
No
real
I'm not going to imagine that at all
i woulnt know how it feels have a gangrenous wound thats growing mushroom spores and breeding maggots but i assume its worse
anyways, get real is a good movie
My bads
It is your bads multivitacringe
me when my infant son says "papah wawa" instead of "Certainly, my beloved fatherly figure, i will instantaneously obey to your unquestionable command by hauling you yet another crate of alcoholic malt beverage"

whats the grains of rice line even mean. Is ir a reference to something?
tbh, mate, yeah
hahahahhaha
Omar what thinks you of your clone that appeared earlier
that was more horrific than what i sent
I found an image depicting the void in which I resided for the first infinity
Excuse me
Who the Hell are You
someone had the user "omar"
Business major... Truly evil twin
in an alternate universe you are a business major
oh the clone did that?
yes
I will reserve my judgment in case it's a joke
bad joke, it's played too serious
I can't fault someone for sticking to a character to the detriment of a joke
im 7'11 btw not to brag
If it's real then that is unfortunate but I don't want to dog them too much for a cringe bio lol
Warehouses too?
Omar give us a word fact of the day
meanwhile the dude is 5'3, balding, and his desktop is literally this
thats thrash's room
the most clean unkempt desktop space I've seen
this cant be real picture
asmongold type shit
disgusting ahh person
the fallen ashtray gives it away
green aura with flies
coolest guy ad
coolest gay
me
Very specific ones I believe otherwise not really
Is this one of those build 42 story event basements?
you need to look outside europe
true
rome wasnt just europe but thats correct
I guess Earthday might be more appropriate but the character means earth like dirt
george takei
Wtf that message was potentially misinformation
It was what I was taught by a Korean person, but potentially that was a reanalysis
ruh eoh
I'll have to confirm but I'm gonna delete that for now to avoid spreading lies, will update when I have a chance to look into it more
Omar you may have committed the most grievous crime of the internet
being wrong online
Imagine not spreading misinformation
But I don't want to suggest that's the etymology if it isn't
Only if it's intentional
oh shit somone else who knows the difference
well yeah, Im not suprised you know
yes you are
Objection: it is used that way, so it is misinformation now
possum, transformers [1986], happiness, and braindead
“literally” (checkmate)
they're just good
so good it's like, in a lot of dishes
people even make songs about onions
i know the french made a song about onions
Oh so you hate tomatoes
Potatoes are used in more
potato is staple crop
HAHAHAHAHHA
Actually
Potatoes are the main ingredient of more dishes
i fucking hype whenever someone does that
I know you meant hate but I like I fucking hype
like how rice or wheat is staple crop
Potatoes in this economy?!?! McDonalds hashbrown cost $6.50
but onion
no it was meant to be hype
"McDonald's"
its peak
onion is flavor
Interesting
Buy them raw and make them yourself
I do enjoy it too
grain have no flavor
do they really?
"i really like this beer"
-oh, so you're saying you hate poor people? cause they could only drink thin ale and some water in middle england but now alcohol is way more expensive
Maybe some places, check Cali
Yes but not necessary for most dishes
bruh
Unbelievable of them
nowhere is a damn hashbrown SIX FIFTY
6.50 hashbrowns?
bic mac actually costs four payments of $13.99
is that a tv dinner?

I do actually
yeah iunno somewhere surely
"the weather is really nice today"
-so, you're saying you hate meteorologists? and seasons? since you're such a fan of weather but dont bother to thank the earths rotation or the meteorologists
wuh
fast food in installments
Need an installment plan to get star bucks smh
better come with sausage and gravy
no fucking idea
in order to get a large fry you need to pass a kidney stone in front of a worker there
their coffee sucks
i say that often here too
yah it gives me the shits
@tender igloo what's this about
but strait espresso not
it's relevant to the topic
Yeah it's bad look up "Sonic Inflation" on google
when i'm in seattle legit everyone has one lol
idc if it started there, it sucks
larry is projecting again
err leon
one would have to be rich to maintain a figure like that
i knew that was it the whole time
smells like car oil n cigarette head ass larry
Why are you doxxing Larry Kiel
which one chat?
Ergonomics
LOL
larry kiel sounds like a guy who's balding, just bought a new car he can't afford [midlife crisis] and thinks he can make it in stand up
3rd duh
and hes got a gold club collecting
collection
I'd say armrests
Luigi squared?
i already forgot which. i just randomly clicked until i got it right
yes
I just got done walking to this comedy club and boy are my arms tired
None of the 4 people present laugh
i dont get it
I'd like to see a series of images like this but for reasonable actions
Just a guy standing there and a big X
EMBED FAIL!!!!
That said I have no issue having my phone like that but with less of a head tilt
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where should i store my reference manual?
under the desk
I can't watch this right now sorry I'm in the middle of a staring contest
dang the wrong answer
what the fuck
outer reach
under the desk is close enough to reach any time
The maximum reach is the correct answer
but you dont always need the reference manual
What does that phrase mean
i'm sure someone went to college to make this ergonomically correct course
and sometimes it may even be clutter
The real correct answer is to put it wherever the hell you want
if its no blinking then just close your eyes before start
the person who made that quiz should be HANGED
shaqs custom lambo goes hard
publicly
But then I'm not staring
you're staring at the back of your eyelids
I mean I'm glad you clarified you're not saying someone should put a hit on them but idt we need to hang anyone
Hmm
I suppose that's true but I think staring at one another is implied
If the rules aren't established it seems fair
public execution of some form
But it would be received poorly I think
preferably the worst kind
no rules established is just grounds for loop hole exploitation
i would close my eyes
You like exploitation? Hm. Interesting. You're a worker? Hm
be like the french
HAHHAAHA
nice
see Omar
people have died for being wrong?
Having a neck
She shouldn't have wished for electric powers without specifying where they come from
you know
side
had a training module yesterday that was obviously AI. it was lazy and unnerving
Why would you hate corporate graphics? They have such personality and artistic value
behind monitor make it hard to see when sun shines through
When I think corporate graphics, I think “Boy, I love work!” and that's beautiful
no window is just bad
we want you to give your life to make our shareholders and ourselves richer, but will we put in effort? fuck no
it's certainly an up to date training
maximum profit, minimum effort
whatever makes the line go up
People have died for being wrong before
mommy
When I think inclusivity the first thing I think is “man I hope I'm represented in corporate graphics”
every hour
yup
Every second
ill be watching you
every hour i'm going to tell my manager i'm busy stretching
real
never
you are supposed to get up frequently
you should have back pain so bad that not even lying down make it go away
lol
Message send
what is Omar was instead called freakmar
Thinking about this
that way we know you are working hard
i need more info
always make sure to lift super heavy things with the proper form ok
and instead of giving word facts they'd give freak facts
I'm thinking about that
nice ass
thats freakmar
That's Cassie have some respect
owwww
is the icon beside your name supposed to be just white?
seeing this shit immediately makes me fix my posture
about what, feet?
literally did htat right now lol
its not white
Light mode
then what is it?
its clear
it's effervescent
oh so it's just blank?
you just use light mode you fucking waffle

What icon
hahahha



because sometimes im confused
of couse its the light mode user
No it's an IP grabber
cant see this emoji
in general or just this?
with white emojis
puppers look it's you
animorphs
I read them as a child
oh hey this... had an effect on me when i was younger
if an emoji is supposed to be white or blank
That was in my childhood home, I was going through old books
HAHAHAHAHHA
SO true
animohrs had crazy lore
Honestly
bro what the fucks ur name now
It was kind of absurd
especially in this server where i know there's white emojis that i cant see on the light mode background
his name is omar
Hey I'm Omar
thats omar
imagine yo'y'erre' and animorph and you get stuck with being a plague rat or something
not omar
wronf reply
Yes I am
no, it is omar
what
the ethics of genociding brain worm babies
i was talking about baldiel
frogski would mute me if i said that 🙁
what's wrong with light mode anyway
who's baldiel
are you okay, dude?
i see how it is

light mode makes me worry for the person using it, do they need a hug?
if you have to ask you dont get it
thats it im filing for mod abuse
you baldy
Not to get political but genocide (as depicted in a children's series known as Animorphs) is bad
i do, but it's not related to me using light mode


