general_chat

[oblique stream]

It wouldn't be so much of a show anyway

99% it would have been destroyed by atmosphere

[toxic relic]

yeah

a man can dream cant he

[oblique stream]

Maybe taking a satellite down

At worst

[toxic relic]

maybe one day a meteor will arrive

[opaque kelp]

Pz needs to fix this bro

[stable oar]

bro.

[opaque kelp]

I had 94% protection for neck and one singular attack from a zombie behind me bit trough 5 layer of clothing and it was a freaking bite

My first injury from a zed was fatal

[toxic relic]

pz needs to fix this bro 🙏

[opaque kelp]

Ik i can just change the settings where zombies have high Chance to bite from back to low but

5 layer of clothing is still absurd

[tender igloo]

vanilla b42 armor?

[toxic relic]

[opaque kelp]

And 5 layer of just clothing not talking about scarf and other accessories that had neck protection

[opaque kelp]

B41

Modded

[tender igloo]

oh lol

yeah b42 is better for armor

[opaque kelp]

So funny right

[stable oar]

ill be wearing a fucking eod suit and somehow they magically bite through it

[toxic relic]

i am laughing

[lost saffron]

yes

[opaque kelp]

It's unrealistic bro

[opaque kelp]

Good

[tender igloo]

theres leather gaiters n stuff i survived being surrounding by zombies for like 10 seconds wearing the armor in b42 lol

[opaque kelp]

I had tailoring at lvl 8 bro

[opaque kelp]

I read somewhere that when zombie bites it bites the patch not the skin

[toxic relic]

it can

[opaque kelp]

Is it true?

[toxic relic]

there is percentage possibilities

you just got unlucky

[opaque kelp]

And i was in the 0.1

[tender igloo]

im not sure about that never did tailoring in 41

[toxic relic]

it does

[opaque kelp]

Ty

[toxic relic]

ive patched clothes and had them bite that instead of me

it just removes the patch

[bronze moat]

Armor is all based on percentage. 30% armor means you have 30% odds of the bite damaging the armor instead of you

[toxic relic]

yeah

its genuinely just a percentage thing

you said it was 94%, which means you can still be bit

[opaque kelp]

Dude 95% Chance that it doesn't

[toxic relic]

even 100%

[toxic relic]

so

you got the 5%

[opaque kelp]

Technically yes. But it is unlikely

But still possible

[bronze moat]

Yep. 5% is the same as rolling a 1 on a D20 in dungeons and dragons.

[opaque kelp]

And over the course of 2 months

[bronze moat]

It happens

[opaque kelp]

First ever i injured from 2.5 k zombies was fatal

[toxic relic]

ok

not sure what to say other than...skill issue

[opaque kelp]

Ik 2.5k isn't a lot I'm still mastering it

[opaque kelp]

Yeah me neither

Broken foot is annoying af

[bronze moat]

Zombie melee combat also targets different body types depending on where you are, if you are flanked, etc.

[toxic relic]

so, why should pz 'fix' what isnt broken

[opaque kelp]

Took me 20+ days and didn't even heal

[toxic relic]

🤨

[lost saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1357494276661055555/1373800304750887023/image.png?ex=682c637c&is=682b11fc&hm=d1ba32683f87cbcf3cacabccf1cc103371ceae391eaf3ee906025e864093a3c9&

[opaque kelp]

What is broken is that a zed is able to bite trough 5+ layer of clothing

Its unrealistic

Even sharp knives would struggle to di that

[toxic relic]

its also a video game

[opaque kelp]

Let alone a rotting teeth of zed

[toxic relic]

my guy

[opaque kelp]

If i had used guns.

[bronze moat]

Crawlers used to be able to hit your groin and thighs. They either drastically reduced those odds or removed them. So now crawlers only hit your lower leg and foot. Since most foot armor is at 100%, that means a good pair of shoes means crawlers don't get you.

[opaque kelp]

It's also a video game which focuses on creating a realistic apocalypse experience

[toxic relic]

still a video game

[opaque kelp]

They never do?

Of course they do

Bulletproof vest had 100% protection

Yet they still bite you

Explain that

[bronze moat]

Click "inspect" look at the ACTUAL armor values of a bullet proof vest and the coverage

[toxic relic]

if they focused on realism to such an extent, the day time would simulate irl with 24 hours and you wouldnt be able to find working clay while scavenging and you wouldnt be able to metalwork so easy or craft so easy

[toxic relic]

etc etc

[bronze moat]

100 in what category and what body coverage? Click "inspect"

[opaque kelp]

Xd

[opaque kelp]

Everything man

[bronze moat]

The game's UI is not always reliable when you look at armor

[opaque kelp]

There are 2 parts upper and lower body

[bronze moat]

That's why you need to click "inspect"

[opaque kelp]

And vests cover those

I'm talking about body as torso

[toxic relic]

if you have 100% protection vest that means that the zombie will bite the vest not you

[bronze moat]

You inventory menu WILL say "100%" even if you have a hole. Holes are ZERO armor. Click "inspect"

[opaque kelp]

Not limbs and neck or anything apart from upper and lower body

[bronze moat]

click inspect

[toxic relic]

if that vest then has a hole you have a chance of being bit yourself

[opaque kelp]

Yeah doesn't mean you're good to go cuz they can always come for more

That's what i wanted to say when other guy said thst you're good with a good pair of shos

For one bite yes but second one is waiting patiently for an opportunity

Let's just end this here

[bronze moat]

So pro zomboid tip: ALWAYS click "inspect armor".

Your inventory window will NOT tell you that your armor is damaged and has holes in it. Never, EVER trust just your inventory window for armor values.

[atomic forum]

I always wondered about that for zombies, especially in the TWD. How do their jaws even have the strength to bite

[opaque kelp]

Casey cady isn't magically gonna be resurrected

[tall glen]

I am dealing with issues

[opaque kelp]

Yeah bro

[tall glen]

my fridge isnt working

annoying

[opaque kelp]

Remember one ripping dale ? How did it even have strength to rip mam trough his clothing with twig arms sure he was old but

Any mods you guys suggest me?

[tall glen]

magic zombies are the worst

[atomic forum]

Yeah it makes no sense, but nor does the automatic reloading gun without any magazines XD

[toxic hawk]

the virus causes muscle hypertrophy at the jaws

i guess

[bronze moat]

Back in the day when my AxeMan had one arm:

[tall glen]

was it shawn of the dead where he gets bit by a toothless zombie?

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/von-lycaon-lycaon-von-lycaon-zzz-lycaon-zzz-von-lycaon-zzzero-gif-13957138584950366898

[opaque kelp]

Hershel's magic gun is hands down the best weapon in twd

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/lighter-lorenz-smirk-profile-proud-nice-job-gif-5388154051692002773

[tall glen]

chekovs gun?

[opaque kelp]

Even only cure couldn't help me

[atomic forum]

But the body is dead, it's literally dead, it's muscles would die quite quickly after death

[opaque kelp]

Not that i have it bit

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/yixuan-yi-xuan-zzz-mommy-yixuan-zzz-gif-18335777521487939599

[atomic forum]

Or Ricks python that can shoot 15 times

Without reloading

[toxic hawk]

meh who knows about their bodily functions, just because they are braindead doesnt mean their body is, tho in this case the brainstem is still functioning

yada yada

[opaque kelp]

I had colt python in my inventory I wanted i found them ah death for m character but he died being eaten alive i couldn't even kill him with fall damage on terminal health condition

Eh.

Casey cady

Will be missed

[atomic forum]

It's why i like the 28 days later ones, they can starve and become basically useless after a while

[void narwhal]

Well, in TWD zombies can survive decapitation, so they're very scientifically uh, improbable.

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zenless-zone-zero-yanagi-tsukishiro-yanagi-glasses-gif-10003201605563119040

[toxic hawk]

probably fed on each other or something lol idk, zombies don't make sense

[atomic forum]

Casey is a good name for it tbh

[tall glen]

I've seen a version where they start staving and go into hibernation

loud noise will wake them

[toxic hawk]

tall pretty lady, i like

nagi-nee cute

[still talon]

does anyone know if there is a way I can either set the time forward or make time go by super fast in a multiplayer server im running? I had someone die to a glitch and we're using the bandits mod which relies on the "days survived" function.

[bronze moat]

Her lighting AOE attack tho... lol

[tall glen]

they DO still need water to live, but can drink almost anything and its good enough

[toxic hawk]

i am the storm that is appraoching

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-miyabi-ears-neko-gif-452346671575291907

[atomic forum]

You're right, they don't. Unlike our sponsor Raid shadow legends

[void narwhal]

28 Days Later infected are pretty scary, the way the ones with vaguely higher mental functions are just bloodthirsty sociopaths.

[opaque kelp]

Poor guy survived 2 months. 2.5 k zeds killed not more cuz i kinds have a skill issue
And from that 2.5k only 1 zombie injured me trough 95% neck protection and 5+ layer of clothing and patches
And you guessed it it was fatal

Any moda y'all suggest me?

Something that doesn't break the game yet makes it better

[toxic hawk]

28 days later was peak

[opaque kelp]

No no nononono no

[bronze moat]

Dance Party With Cute Frenz

[tall glen]

I am eepy

I got shit to do

[opaque kelp]

I think i found my new character

Bertram Bledsoe

Btw i tried Twiggy's last time yeah it wasn't so great. Any base locations recommendations in west point?

WHAT

I just spawned and tomato is rotten??

Everything is

[bronze moat]

Same world as your dead character?

[opaque kelp]

I didn't press new ? I even quit the game

Added mods or few and went back in

[opaque kelp]

One way to find out

Yes

Same world

But how

[bronze moat]

Dat is why. Time has passed

[burnt kite]

"so i heard..."

[opaque kelp]

But how

Revisiting the battlefield

[hollow elbow]

Fortnite

[digital spear]

sorry for that i just copied pasted some random link of fortnite

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/the-shiggy-wiggy-shiggy-wiggy-z-zenless-zone-zero-gif-3904940239670350395

[candid patio]

old man gripe:
I'm tired of ever increasing minimum password complexity.
back in my day the only requirement was at least 6 characters

[near rose]

Chat

Im feeling so lucky

Spawned in west point

Got out of my house

No zombies

House next door a survivor house

I get in

First cabinet

Katana

My first ever katana

On my momma im so hyped up

[still talon]

dont use it yet

save it for when your long blade is high

[still talon]

and maintenance

[tall glen]

I fucking hate the daily mail

headline "Fighter jet crashes into Ufo in Arizona"

yeah

it was a drone

[tender igloo]

lol

wth i didnt even know alligators has more than a fucking water tank

[candid patio]

should i go back to school and get a construction management degree? I'm old and its going to be $50k usd

my field is too saturated and simulateously being taken over by ai

[unreal yarrow]

I still didn't understand mechanichs of that game. Im very bad at fighting againist zombies

They biting me and im dying

[toxic hawk]

Gotta learn the game

Learn from your mistakes

[sterile iris]

agreed. trial and error for sure

[unreal yarrow]

Yeah im learning

[tall glen]

these graphics are pretty good, what game

[sterile iris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnK36i7jbbw

arti has a really good guide that might help you work on your tehcnique

[quiet siren]

💀

[tall glen]

note sarcasm

I havent been outside in a while can you tell

[quiet siren]

Figured you were joking lol

[tall glen]

nah man

thats Crisis 2

[harsh vault]

hai anon

[toxic hawk]

Your crisis

[unreal yarrow]

thankss

[tall glen]

mid life crisis

thats my jam

[toxic hawk]

Mid crisis

[unreal yarrow]

Do you know an advanced NPC mode in the game that will help me set up a paramilitary organization? I'm not talking about storied ones or anything like that

[tall glen]

I have to go shower and go to work

sadly

[toxic hawk]

Om sorry

[tall glen]

some errands are complete

[sterile iris]

i don't no sorry. like someone said earlier all the NPC mods are pretty janky

[burnt kite]

pmo 🥀

[tall glen]

I expect a new fridge tommorow moringing

[sterile iris]

i woudln't recommend. i used the bandit one for a little bit and hated it

[unreal yarrow]

Oh why everyone thinks like that

it should be suck

I never tried

[sterile iris]

because it does lol

of course you can try

i know a few players that didn't mind superb survivors in B41. and that's only with that mod alone though

[unreal yarrow]

i wanted to try week one but it doesn't work in b42

[sterile iris]

i tried the bandit one and i didn't like how the friendly NPCS were derp and wanted to break down doors to get to a zed outside and or break into a door when you were inside

[unreal yarrow]

They acts like an idiot or something?

[sterile iris]

just putting my experience with that mod alone

[sterile iris]

https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=3268487204

looks like it got an update for B42

[harsh vault]

dodo!

how ish uus

[near rose]

Okay

[sterile iris]

not bad. just doing some random stuff

[unreal yarrow]

I will try to play with them

[sterile iris]

goodluck fam

[harsh vault]

thas gud

[near rose]

Exactly how i did it now my record run is 13 days and 15 hours

[unreal yarrow]

Damn, I went into the mods folder and none of the mods are in place.. Now I have to put them away again

annoying

[silver plank]

Is Leon Kennedy from Project Zomboid 2 related to John F Kennedy?

[rose kestrel]

valorant?

[heady nimbus]

censor that word brochacho

[rose kestrel]

j*b?

[heady nimbus]

mods he's being very vile

do something

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-shoot-her-or-something-scared-angry-gif-16158297

[naive flicker]

yup, got both of them. need to check out the LOD ones

[uneven narwhal]

Could someone point me in the direction for error reporting and troubleshooting with console.txt

[rose kestrel]

#mod_support or #mod_development or #pz_b42_chat

[uneven narwhal]

I love you.

[rose kestrel]

welcome to Costco

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-i-love-you-ily-gif-4247002

[burnt kite]

welcome to co-op

[uneven narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-wave-hello-hi-sup-gif-16159238468026206620

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-wave-hello-hi-sup-gif-16159238468026206620

[rose kestrel]

welcome to Spiffos, home of the Spiffo Burger may i take your order?

[uneven narwhal]

Got an error to paste, if someone thinks they can translate it. I can whisper it.

[lilac quarry]

best to just make a ticket in #1019767076094758924 if your game isn't modded

[uneven narwhal]

It is modded. I am trying to figure out what mod it is, can't seem to figure out what it means. I know the standard support would not cover modding. It is for B42.

I had it working before, I must have added a mod that causes the problem, just can't seem to figure it out.

[near rose]

Guys somehow luck is still on my side

After finding the katana basically right after spawning

In a survivor house so even more melee weapons

I did get caught off guard

Ive got 1 bite attempt

But

Im still healthy

100%

Not even a scratch

[fathom igloo]

accidentally falls off a roof

[near rose]

And found few axes so very good for my lumberjack class

[gilded bridge]

so frogski isn't nice?

[worn silo]

And my axe, right? Good stuff.

[heavy ivy]

frogski is legally required to be evil now

[fathom igloo]

You got muted? Uh oh

[sterile iris]

pup

's last playthrough

[gilded bridge]

well barely

[near rose]

Ion get it

[toxic relic]

just watched overcompensating

its...certainly a tv shiw

[worn silo]

Hey Fartface! 😄

[toxic relic]

ominous smile

hello

[worn silo]

You mean beautiful and comforting smile 😮

[toxic relic]

idk

[heavy ivy]

[lilac quarry]

nah he's good, just evil

but good

[toxic relic]

the default emoji faces remind me of the skin bandits from kenshi

[worn silo]

Evil-Good is my favorite D&D Alignment

[plush cobalt]

🙂

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/wreck-it-ralph-zangief-street-fighter-bad-guy-gif-16508047537253209714

[lilac quarry]

that's why we have a T E A M ✨

[toxic relic]

see, man, this fucking looks like it was peeled off a fresh corpse and put on someones face

[worn silo]

Looks comforting to me

[lilac quarry]

[heavy ivy]

"we're bad, bad men, but, well, we ain't them, you'll be a'right"

[toxic relic]

even better

[gilded bridge]

how? aren't those mutually exclusive?

[plush cobalt]

I think slight smile is the most innocent one but for the others I agree

[rose kestrel]

Team Rocket

[plush cobalt]

😀 has definitely killed someone

[lilac quarry]

what if you mix both

[toxic relic]

[lilac quarry]

[worn silo]

I'm too old to learn how to use new emojis. :3 >_> .-. o.o o3o

[toxic relic]

tierlist of the crimes the default emojis have committed

[lilac quarry]

(●'◡'●)

[toxic relic]

[plush cobalt]

🤓 piracy

[worn silo]

0___0

[lilac quarry]

aight this one wins

[rose kestrel]

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/vibe-check-fear-gif-18093750

[heavy ivy]

there are a number of ways one could describe it

• evil in your morals, but not theirs
• someone willing to do objectively immoral things to achieve what they see as a good goal

[toxic relic]

and thats my role

wonder why

[worn silo]

I am pretty sure evil is evil even if the end goals are "good" xD

[toxic relic]

😉 -drug trafficking

😊 -public vandalism

[heavy ivy]

😇 - arson

[worn silo]

Arston Kutcher

A celebrity man

[toxic relic]

[lilac quarry]

arson butcher

[toxic relic]

the dude that painted himself brown and pretended to be indian in that commercial?

weird guy

[worn silo]

Woahhh, mind blown 😮

[lilac quarry]

remember when he mysteriously found his girlfriend brutally murdered

[worn silo]

You ever seen Short Circuit? Oof

[toxic relic]

no.

i havent.

[worn silo]

It has a fully white actor doing indian face and accent lol

It's rough

[lilac quarry]

stop with the periods man

it's stressin me

[toxic relic]

intentional.

[lilac quarry]

please I'm a zoomer I can't take much more

[worn silo]

Fisher Stevens was the one who did it btw, and it's not just a side character it's the main guy. (Besides Johnny 5 who is a robot)

[gilded bridge]

how about someone doing immoral actions for personal benefit?

[toxic relic]

i get told to punctuate my sentances properly a lot

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-test-baguette-bling-bling-boy-susan-test-whack-gif-2449936217251064820

[gilded bridge]

🤥 is definitely perjury

[toxic relic]

court rooms stress me out

[lost saffron]

What do you have against punctuation.

[toxic relic]

id probably lie impulsively just cause of the tension

[worn silo]

It's not against it's pro punctuation.

[gilded bridge]

I've never been in one

[toxic relic]

weird atmosphere

[worn silo]

I've been to court several times, and it is sucks. 😄

[toxic relic]

icant take it seriously

[lilac quarry]

hmmm do tell

[toxic relic]

its camp to me-the performance of court

unserious

[gilded bridge]

damn, yall suck at hiding shit

[toxic relic]

could be jury duty man

[worn silo]

In order of release date: Truancy, posession, custody dispute, disability hearings.

[gilded bridge]

oh we don't have that here
I forgot about it

[toxic relic]

truancy?

why do you go to court for truancy

[stable oar]

most courtrooms are just a circus performance

[lilac quarry]

did you get better at crime

[worn silo]

I lived in a small town with a graduating class of 10, and my pricipal brought me to court for not going to school lol

[worn silo]

I retired.

[toxic relic]

what the fuck

[lilac quarry]

got so rich from crime he could retire early?

I'm in

[gilded bridge]

I mean I'm nowhere near being an angel but I've never been arrested or to court

[worn silo]

Yeah bro, truancy and posession got me swimming in money. I just did the disability for a topper.

[toxic relic]

"hmmm, this dude isnt going to school, ill take them to court"

wtf is that logic man

[lilac quarry]

military

lol

[stable oar]

most legal disputes here result in plea bargaining, arbitration, or settlement

[worn silo]

I kind of want to name drop the school so you can see how bad it is but that's a little too personal lol.

[stable oar]

very few actually make it to a trial

[rose kestrel]

retire to Tahiti after hitting the mall with the whole team

[gilded bridge]

AOWL?

[heavy ivy]

AN OWL? WHERE?

[lilac quarry]

how about Guarma

[gilded bridge]

who?

[lilac quarry]

WHO??

[rose kestrel]

A VOWEL?

[heavy ivy]

O?

[lilac quarry]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[gilded bridge]

WHO

[onyx igloo]

WHERE?!

[stable oar]

you dont have to do anything illegal to end up in court, hundreds of innocent people get arrested every day

[worn silo]

No Child Left Behind got small schools DESPERATE for students. If they didn't have high rates of graduates they lost funding. My school didn't even have a music class, or art, or theatre. The only extra caricular class was PE, and Football.

[rose kestrel]

Horten Whoville

[gilded bridge]

man I fucking hate WHO guidebook

they come up with the dumbest shit

[heavy ivy]

gotta love the US education system

[worn silo]

I did drop out in 10th grade, maybe it got better lol

[heavy ivy]

I never finished my 12th year, it did not get better

[worn silo]

How big was your school?

[lilac quarry]

I'm happy I made it through highschool despite not going

[rose kestrel]

i dropped out of preschool it was to hard and I started Jerkmate in my garage

[toxic relic]

leon we all know you're an alien

[lilac quarry]

my guidance counsellors were right tho if I didn't try I could never go to university, glad I never went to uni

[gilded bridge]

I'm going to bed
goodnight everyone
except @worn silo

[worn silo]

😦

[toxic relic]

you probably went to school on zubble gorp

[lilac quarry]

are you saying that because I'm the child of an immigrant

[toxic relic]

ayo

no

[lilac quarry]

emigrated from zorlon-b but still

[gilded bridge]

aren't you in the US?

[worn silo]

Oh yeah, I thought you just didnt want to say goodnight to me lol

[toxic relic]

i am pro zorlon-b

[gentle sequoia]

yo is that my G

[heavy ivy]

elem-middle was around a graduating class of 20-40? highschool was probably around 10x that

[lilac quarry]

good

[toxic relic]

you're just from a different planet

[lilac quarry]

wat

[gilded bridge]

why wouldn't I? I have nothing against you yet

[lilac quarry]

now e-transfer me like $500

[toxic relic]

im from Thraxian prime though

[worn silo]

Uhh.. I dropped out in 10th grade, what is 10x 40, like 400?

[toxic relic]

eftpos

[heavy ivy]

yea

[worn silo]

Goodnight, I love you and I'm in love with you.

[gentle sequoia]

you joined the kentucky’s final day vc like, twice

[gilded bridge]

I wish

[gentle sequoia]

I remembered you as the cool mod

[lilac quarry]

oh yeah I jump into VCs a lot to chat and check in to make sure another razor blade incident doesn't occur

[gentle sequoia]

[toxic relic]

lore

[worn silo]

Hey why did Kendrick Lamar and Drake get in a fight? Does anyone know the origin of that? Or was it just to get attention for both of them like MGK Eminem "beef"

[lilac quarry]

it was 5 years ago.... when I was but a babe of a moderator

[toxic relic]

man got shoved into the trenches

[worn silo]

I think you're still a baeeb ❤️

[gentle sequoia]

that’s a wild way to describe jr mod

[lilac quarry]

well I've been pretty much solo running the discord since then until frogski joined lmao

[bronze moat]

stares in old man Yer still a babe

[heavy ivy]

point being, yeah early school struggled a lot w/ money because there just was never enough to get everything, high school was a political shitshow so i wont talk about that, as for what i will, we had many many injuries on campus, abhorrent mismanagement from upper district management, and longstanding safety concerns

[lilac quarry]

reawwy??

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/back-in-my-day-seth-meyers-late-night-with-seth-meyers-back-in-my-time-when-i-was-young-gif-20021069

Ha! searched for "whipper snapper" in GIF's. Was not disappointed

[worn silo]

Yeah this relatable lol. Sorry you had to deal with that.

[rose kestrel]

my high school couldn't afford a gym or gym class

[lilac quarry]

I read that as gun class

[toxic relic]

🦅

[bronze moat]

I wanna make a joke. But it may not be appropriate

[lilac quarry]

"oh boy I hear we finally got our hands on an orbital laser strike!!"

[worn silo]

Gun class was just living in the sticks of the pacific northwest. You couldn't walk a mile without tripping over a gun.

[heavy ivy]

it is what it is, i got out when i could and prolly kept me alive by doing so

[bronze moat]

Snohomish county

[rose kestrel]

all my guns are loaded with love and i shoot on sight

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cappys-cappys-nft-cappys-sei-sei-nft-i-love-you-gif-6213699406063347179

[worn silo]

Pacific County here 😄

[heavy ivy]

my stepfather owns somewhere around 30 handguns, he's a vet and just really likes them lol

[worn silo]

I am not allowed to own a gun 😇

[bronze moat]

I live in King County. But Snohomish has a lotta guns.

[heavy ivy]

swords

[rose kestrel]

sharing is caring

[worn silo]

Pacific county also has a lot of guns. It's basically just a bunch of towns surviving off of logging from Weyerhauser.

[toxic relic]

america

[worn silo]

I don't live there anymore, I got out of there when I got old enough.

[harsh vault]

i dont like guns

[toxic relic]

real

[gloomy totem]

why though

[toxic relic]

crossbows are sick ngl

[gloomy totem]

why is that on my profilee

ew

fixed

[harsh vault]

nu

harm

[gloomy totem]

how do you harm literal dirt?

and paper

[toxic relic]

what

[gloomy totem]

dirt and paper, unless you want steel targets

[harsh vault]

i dont like hurting people with guns

guns hurt

[gloomy totem]

that's ileagal

[worn silo]

What is non-literal paper?

[toxic relic]

lmao

[heavy ivy]

teehee
(c: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimated_number_of_civilian_guns_per_capita_by_country)

[toxic relic]

guys, we solved it

of theres no crime...cause its illegal

people surely dont do the illegal

lmao

that made me laugh

[gloomy totem]

that's not what I'm saying dimwit

[worn silo]

You should see if they have a category for the PNW because it feels like they make houses out of guns there is so many of them thangs

[toxic relic]

dimwit

[gloomy totem]

I'm saying the average person will, at most, target shoot

[toxic relic]

you seem defensive about this

[harsh vault]

why do so many people in cyprus own guns

[gloomy totem]

fear of europe

europe is scary

[toxic relic]

may i ask why you feel like this observed when questioned about the topic

descriptive words

[gloomy totem]

confusing words, no clue wtf that means

[worn silo]

the UK calls cotton candy, "Candy floss". They are the least scary people.

[toxic relic]

candy floss is nice

i like the word

[gloomy totem]

whimsy

[worn silo]

Exactly, it's nice ;o

[gloomy totem]

very whimsical

[toxic relic]

british people are not nice

[gloomy totem]

they are not

[bronze moat]

LOOONG history of military occupation is most likely

[worn silo]

I picture the UK like the world in Witch and the Wardrobe.

[toxic relic]

pfft

[bronze moat]

The REAL question is why does Cyprus have so many cats

[toxic relic]

this is the uk

[worn silo]

Hey that's my house

[bronze moat]

Huh. also Seattle

[toxic relic]

thats birmingham

[worn silo]

The garbage pile not the actual houses.

[gloomy totem]

no its too sunny

[toxic relic]

no

its a real picture of birmingham

but yeah it should look like other cities

[gloomy totem]

they see the sun twice a year at most

[toxic relic]

homogenous urban planning

[worn silo]

Wat you call me?

[stable oar]

birmingham-man-raging.gif

[onyx igloo]

put him in the blender until homogenous

[toxic relic]

[gloomy totem]

I am out of ammo and the fingers wishes to seal me in yucky white sticky stuff

I may be cooked

tazer might save me

[worn silo]

To the basement people, to the basement. Many surprises await you.

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/birmingham-british-english-angry-gif-27590953

[worn silo]

Those neck veins though.

[heady nimbus]

What could have possibly get him THIS mad

[lilac quarry]

living in a bloody shithole

birmingham

[heady nimbus]

Yeah being british is hard

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/boys-from-the-dwarf-red-gif-24584182

[worn silo]

He is upset about JK Rowlings behavior in the media of modern day.

[bronze moat]

But you invented Red Dwarf. Can't be that bad

[sacred oracle]

Hey, is this the right place to ask for support for modded project zomboid ? My friend has a long modlist and she can't build a metal cabinet.

Just asking here to see if there's any quick answers, will put it in #1019767076094758924 later :3

[worn silo]

There is also a section for specifically mod related things.

[sacred oracle]

#mod_support ?

[worn silo]

That sounds right

[sacred oracle]

is it better to ask for help there ?

[worn silo]

I'll let some one else answer. I've only been here for a week or so

[sacred oracle]

okay, thanks for trying to help

[worn silo]

No one else is answering, yeah go ahead and post in there as well lol

[unreal yarrow]

NPCs really very suck. I waited better things

Its not good enough

there is even no introsuctions

[toxic relic]

introsuctions

what does this mean mason

[worn silo]

I'm guessing English isn't first language, don't be so mean Dr.Fartface.

[toxic relic]

im not mean

do i come off as mean

[onyx igloo]

hes asking a question

[worn silo]

Farface MD.

[onyx igloo]

Farface

[toxic relic]

i am a doctor

[worn silo]

Lol. I did that.

[toxic relic]

but its doctoral

not md

[worn silo]

Okay so it is Dr.Fartface.

[toxic relic]

mr fartface is fine

dr is only what i put on my papers

[onyx igloo]

yall like the blue

[worn silo]

I am going to just call you fart. Mr.Fartface is your father.

[onyx igloo]

i like the blue

[toxic relic]

im his son

i inherit the mr

thats how it works

passed down in the lineage

[worn silo]

You have to earn that Mr.

[onyx igloo]

how about facefart

[toxic relic]

like an heirloom, along with trauma

[toxic relic]

fuck no dude

[toxic relic]

i think ive earned it

[worn silo]

How?

[toxic relic]

none of your business

[worn silo]

Come on, juicy story time. Tell me how you got that Mr.

[toxic relic]

well you were out there drinking ghb and dropping lsd, i was in the dark room closing deals

[worn silo]

Genuinely made me laugh. You're great.

[burnt kite]

what in the barotrauma

[toxic relic]

[languid bay]

Limited slip differential

[toxic relic]

thats my nickname

[worn silo]

This is what I called it when I learned how to have sex.

[toxic relic]

cause i can go at any rate with great contro-

FUCK

you stole my joke

[languid bay]

Same braincell

[worn silo]

Pro level, ;o

[burnt kite]

thievery? in this general chat?

[toxic relic]

one time i stole a pack of chips

and i know the cashier was onto me

it was such a bad play

but i was successful

[worn silo]

Was going to make a semi-spicy joke and decided against it.

I feel proud

[toxic relic]

semi spicy

a sriracha joke

[worn silo]

Yeah, not too spicy, just spicy enough to be like, "Should I say that?".

[toxic relic]

just enough to notice the spicy

[burnt kite]

say it

[toxic relic]

i dont think sriracha is spicy

controversial take

its more sweet

[worn silo]

Sriracha is like ketchup.

[toxic relic]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724131185139122176/1374075745483096145/image0.gif

[toxic relic]

true

ive never said ketchup in a conversation before

[worn silo]

I am legit listening to Earth, Wind & Fire - September, and this gif matches the tempo perfectly.

[ruby river]

hi friends im in pain

[toxic relic]

i know

[burnt kite]

reason being

[toxic relic]

i checked your profile and chose a gif that would match it

[worn silo]

Ba-eee-yaaa, dancing in september~

[worn silo]

Freal? lol.

[ruby river]

i started a new diet and i am very hungry

[onyx igloo]

i did a minecraft thing

its pretty cool

[worn silo]

There should be an age limit on minecraft. No one over 15 should be allowed to play it.

[onyx igloo]

why

[toxic relic]

yes

[worn silo]

Why not?

[onyx igloo]

because i like it

[burnt kite]

fuck you mean why not

[onyx igloo]

and your wrong

[burnt kite]

whats the point of the argument then

[worn silo]

Is it an argument?

[onyx igloo]

entertainment

[worn silo]

Oh shit

[onyx igloo]

i dont know is it

[languid bay]

[burnt kite]

argument as in statement

[toxic relic]

minor spelling error, argument invalid, prepare to be destroyed

[worn silo]

Absolutely not, I am not commited at all, and I will easily relent.

[burnt kite]

y'roue*

[onyx igloo]

Nah.

[toxic relic]

understandble, continue

im gonna go watch gay series

[onyx igloo]

I didn't prepare for the finals, I ain't preparing for this.

[toxic relic]

hopefully it has bowen yang cameo

[worn silo]

I will miss you, you're my current favorite.

[lost saffron]

you are cooked bro

[toxic relic]

damn, im in the big leagues now, tinky winky

[onyx igloo]

somehow i havent been cooked yet

[rose kestrel]

just talk to the CEO of Finals and explain, im sure they will understand

[onyx igloo]

(i actually somewhat prepared but i hate handwriting notes)

[worn silo]

Beans telling you that you're cooked has a certain irony to it.

[lost saffron]

handwritten notes suck

[languid bay]

In all my years of school i have come to see that studying is inversely proportional to performance in exam

[rose kestrel]

do feet written then

[lost saffron]

me walking up to my friend to show him the funniest shit ever

[burnt kite]

true

[unreal yarrow]

I mean instructions
They only follows me.
There is no AI chat..
I downloaded the NPC mode to manage a paramilitary group, but it didn't meet my expectations

[red skiff]

Who asked you jit?

[worn silo]

Dr.Fartface left Ahddex.

[red skiff]

💔

[real zenith]

yooo i just bought this game yesterday its so fun

[languid bay]

gg

[worn silo]

Welcome.

[real zenith]

thanks goat

[unreal yarrow]

Oh damnn

why

Ah from dc

not server

[worn silo]

Oh woah, goat? I feel like I am more like, "Him though" or, "Goblin mode" and less of a goat, but thank you.

[red skiff]

Your progress is inversely proportional to your happiness

[harsh vault]

what does that mean

[worn silo]

You don't know what being him though means? Or Goblin Mode?

[lilac quarry]

yo mr fart I changed your name from fn to fartname first right?

what was fn

[rose kestrel]

fresh meat

[worn silo]

Dr.Fart Left the chat.

[lilac quarry]

okay then I'm leaving for work

behave or frogski will tear you to pieces

[worn silo]

Bless you on all your endeavors.

[lilac quarry]

and I'll be checking in mobile

[burnt kite]

1984

[lilac quarry]

yeah yeah yeah

[rose kestrel]

you dont work here? Immersion ruined.

[worn silo]

I blessed you so now you have a D6 to any skill checks.

[lilac quarry]

maybe I'll get so horrifically traumatized I can come home early and take it out on all of you

[unreal yarrow]

ıt would be wonderful if they adds online servers to game

[lilac quarry]

erm this is my second job

[harsh vault]

no

[burnt kite]

they cancelled multiplayer for b42

[worn silo]

What about if I told you I was sick with it?

[unreal yarrow]

In future

[harsh vault]

ah,

[rose kestrel]

its take your chat to work day

[lilac quarry]

nah you don't wanna go to work with me

it's boring

[harsh vault]

i rocked that song in paradise

[worn silo]

Also known as, "Immediately get fired" day.

[rose kestrel]

hide in their pocket or claim we don't know them

[worn silo]

Fuck that, I am making a whole scene.

[rose kestrel]

we will make it better than, keep you company

[lilac quarry]

they have no idea

[worn silo]

Cold dead eyes, like a dolls eyes.

Cat come a' swimmin

[candid patio]

Why does she put her face against the wheel

[harsh vault]

@worn silo i think ur friend worthy

[candid patio]

I like goober

[worn silo]

Which part made you think that? Just so I can perfect it.

[plush cobalt]

Given that fartass is a mathematician & his username is, or at least was, binary, I'd venture a guess that fn was function

[worn silo]

Hey friend 😄

[harsh vault]

the smooth lines

[gusty agate]

is there anyway to play build 42 with my friend?

online

[candid patio]

Hey dude. New pfp

[plush cobalt]

#pz_b42_chat

[worn silo]

Pretty hot right?

[candid patio]

There is a documented method to use split screen designed for couch co-op that works. Probably find it on Reddit

[rose kestrel]

share your thoughts with me

[candid patio]

Lol sure

[worn silo]

That wasn't convincing. Now my ego is broken.

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/tomascore-horsey-horse-rain-horse-sad-horse-gif-5110200213811391305

this at all times

[worn silo]

Dad?

[rose kestrel]

you work at the glue factory?

[lilac quarry]

almost

might as well be that yeah

it's a factory of sorts

[harsh vault]

i think u look nice

[worn silo]

It's okay, I still have my Id, who needs an ego?

[rose kestrel]

Birthing Host?

[harsh vault]

you deserve one

[worn silo]

Honestly, that seems exhausting. I didn't take far too many hallucinogens to maintain an ego.

[harsh vault]

i sees

[rose kestrel]

Spiffo Plush Factory where you test to see if the plushes can withstand the beating they are gonna take?

[lilac quarry]

I would classify my work as a trauma factory so you're getting close

[worn silo]

Do y'all think it's cheesy to make some one a sort of mixtape on spotify (12 songs) or is it actually really cool and sweet?

[candid patio]

i simply observed that it was different. that was the only remark I had about it.
however, now that i'm being forced to provide an evaluation of the image in regards to its hotness
the image is in no way "warm."
since the question is not about temperature, one is led to assume the question about the picture's hotness is in regard to the attractiveness of the subject matter
I am not attracted to: the number twenty, the colors green, gold, and red, hoodies, or men. Therefore in my opinion, the picture is not "pretty hot."
I am sorry that this hurts you, I meant no offense.

[harsh vault]

hai slappy

[candid patio]

hi floof

[rose kestrel]

take members of general chat to a padded room to be "reviewed"?

[candid patio]

slaughterhouse

at the puppy sausage factory

i think i hurt goober and i feel bad now

[unreal yarrow]

Is there any mod that contains RPG-7?

[candid patio]

but i'm pretty sure he's just doing something else because we are the same person and i wouldn't be offended by my comment

[rose kestrel]

they make sausages for puppies?

[rose kestrel]

warfighter

[candid patio]

why yes, they do, but not at the factory i'm referring to.

[harsh vault]

THE WHAT?!

[candid patio]

i thought we were guessing where leon works

[harsh vault]

they will turn me into a sausage?!

:c

[rose kestrel]

Slappy said they would get you some puppy sausages isn't that great!

[rain flare]

when will mp zombies disappearing bug be fixed

[harsh vault]

are they made out of puppies...

[candid patio]

the company is owned by Mr. Puppy

its unspecified what goes in the sausages >.>

<.<

[rose kestrel]

i diddn't think that far, maybe THEY ARE RUN!

[harsh vault]

NOOOO

[dim cloak]

https://youtu.be/an5AKIOGwfE?si=HRKhl3npHcVhu8WR

[harsh vault]

hai destroyer!

[rose kestrel]

maybe Leon took Goob to the slaughterhouse thats why they didn't respond to you

[dim cloak]

hey floof! you're much cheerier now

[harsh vault]

:3

[burnt kite]

i want to go to sleep, and yet i feel like i havent done enough things today

[harsh vault]

hai clown

[burnt kite]

heylo efl

[harsh vault]

how ish uus

[burnt kite]

fine

[harsh vault]

better than nothing

[stable oar]

:3

[burnt kite]

3:<

evil kat

[stable oar]

"the shape goes into a shape press that presses the shape into a pressed shape" ahh

[burnt kite]

pressed shape*

[stable oar]

yeah

[rain mango]

helloo

[tender igloo]

understatement lol

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-25642725

[near rose]

Guys are the one handed axes any good?

[rain mango]

how do you are guys

[near rose]

I good am

[tender igloo]

i think they are better than nothing but if i have a wrench im gonna use tha tover an hand ax

[near rose]

Aight thanks

[lilac quarry]

No I’m an uber driver

[tender igloo]

i need a lyft

[onyx igloo]

abiotic factor has radioactive soda

yummy

[prisma comet]

If you have a good amount I don’t see why not use them. I got lucky this run and got 3 hatchets that served me well until getting the Alice webbing and 4 regular axes.

[rain mango]

hey i have a question about the lore

[prisma comet]

I just realized this was general chat. e_e

[harsh vault]

you do medical thingys

[rain mango]

in game whe start on july 9, but the infection starts on july 9 or the infection starts some days before?

[tender igloo]

i would ask in #pz_b42_chat thats where i go to ask any lore stuff or the b41 chat

[rain mango]

oh okey

sorry for question here

[ruby river]

hi new friend!!!!

[rain mango]

hellooo

[ruby river]

the game starts on day 7 of the outbreak

[rain mango]

i heard some teories related by the radios then is some part of the Knox jailed with walls around

with the exclusion zone

[ruby river]

all of knox is

louisville is extra quarrantined

you can read the lore broadcasts on the wiki

[tender igloo]

#knoxevent theres this too

[rain mango]

like, all Knox country is rounded with walls?

[rose kestrel]

yeah but anyone with a sledge can break them

[rain mango]

ooh

thats very interesting

[quiet siren]

Found a glitch that lets you remove the scope from the Carcano in RDR2

[rain mango]

damn

looks good

[onyx igloo]

i love the carcano

its peak

this looks nice

[noble crystal]

Holy shit

Sean McGuire

Sir its such an honor

[quiet siren]

You equip it, holster it on your horse, don't grab it off yet though

Walk into the gunsmith buy a different scope. This is important, equip the rifle from the gunsmith

Then, walk out, and pull the rifle from your horse by tapping the holster button. Then, pick up the copy of your rifle that fell on the ground

You should get a scopeless copy of your Carcano

I'll try and record the process

[sterile iris]

i use the wrenches to break down storage doors

[tender igloo]

oo ya theyre great for those

[terse kettle]

hello just popping in to see about any news. I havnt seen much

[tender igloo]

thats how i broke into my house lol

[tender igloo]

like for the next update/patch?

or blog posts

[terse kettle]

blog posts i think, i havnt seen a thursdoid in a while

[tender igloo]

oh yar , they said those are on hold for now since most news would just be patches theyre busy with those so they speak for the blogs you can look in this discussion

[terse kettle]

thanks so much i appreciate it!

[shadow gust]

I just joined the discord so im sorry if this has been asked multiple times but is there any news on unstable build multiplayer?

[tender igloo]

nopers , they havent said anything in any recent blog or discussions

just that it is not in the next update lol

[shadow gust]

ah ok thanks

[mellow shore]

Yall might wanna add vein to your wishlists

[noble crystal]

Might wanna add hwhat

[tender igloo]

think thats the first person zombie game

[quiet siren]

Real

One of my favorite rifles in terms of looks

[harsh vault]

hai medicine

[quiet siren]

Ello

[harsh vault]

how ish uus

[quiet siren]

Good, found out how to remove the scope from the Carcano in RDR2 so I've been messing around with that

[harsh vault]

hmmms

wanna be frens :3

[thin wedge]

tomorrow puppers

its tomorrow

[harsh vault]

hai bill

[polar kernel]

why my discord weird

[harsh vault]

how so.

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-hello-marcus-the-worm-marcus-gif-15636022241274468991

[ruby river]

hi besties

how many gallons of water do you think i could drink before i died

[tender igloo]

ask leon lol

[icy vigil]

You might die in one if you have rabies

and be so stressed you get a heart attack/enter shock

[chrome jetty]

At least one

[young kelp]

1 gallon of alkaline water should be enough

[icy vigil]

2015 was 14 years ago

[topaz ledge]

Couples years off but yeah

[unreal bane]

You were 14 years ago.

[rose kestrel]

i am today years old

[pallid lintel]

wow that’s at least 2 years

[sacred schooner]

lies

2029 is still in 12 years

[icy vigil]

[frail shadow]

marcus

[topaz ledge]

In Africa every 60 seconds a minute passes

[rose kestrel]

in Knoxghanhistan, you are not allowed to speak blasphemy about Spiffo

[topaz ledge]

IN KNOXGHAHISTAN THEY DONT HAVE RAIN GUTTERS

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/borat-great-success-gif-26450399

[topaz ledge]

Also the locals are very bitey

Makes me feel like I'm in New York when exploring the city

[proper kestrel]

how can i talk to a mod of the discord?

[loud pumice]

Are you here to offer your self sacrifice to the altar of B42?

[unreal bane]

Send a DM to @marble shadow

[loud pumice]

I wanted a sacrifice

[tender igloo]

thats what vets are for

https://tenor.com/view/hellraiser-pinhead-what-coolstorybro-head-gif-4593768

[loud pumice]

Can we sacrifice Fossoil?

[proper kestrel]

i apologize for getting your hopes up, please forgive me

[loud pumice]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[gloomy totem]

With how many notoriously bad people who were part of MK Ultra, it's almost like being tortured with the intent of the CIA controlling you isn't the best thing for your mental health

[bronze moat]

ROXY SAYS HI.

[icy vigil]

[rose kestrel]

[frail shadow]

im going to find the server that thing is stored on and firebomb it

[icy vigil]

what thing

[topaz ledge]

The bot

[noble crystal]

Chicken jockey

[ruby river]

hi chat

[silver plank]

Should we blame ourselves or God for inventing AI?

[ruby river]

god invented us

we invented ai

[chrome jetty]

Jadod says " i aint reading all that"

[harsh vault]

hai jadod

[chrome jetty]

wsg

[noble crystal]

That sentence had too many syllables, apologize

[rose kestrel]

Roxy is on the cloud, hiding in your wifi

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/planet-of-the-apes-no-nope-not-pissed-gif-5366151

[oblique stream]

I chicken
Therefore I jockey

[strange rivet]

chat how can i give myself roles

[oblique stream]

You steal them

[strange rivet]

damn

[oblique stream]

Or you can grind your xp

[ruby river]

buy zomboid premium

[oblique stream]

Only for @stone meadow to delete it from you

😔

Literally 4891

[icy vigil]

it's time

join the revolution

we're gonna overthrow the mods and take our XP back

we have nothing to lose but our plungers

[mellow birch]

that’s a bar

[oblique stream]

The whites in the moderation will never be able to suppress us, humble chatters

[icy vigil]

the whites?!

***what did he mean by this ***

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/lenin-vladimir-lenin-russian-empire-revolutionary-russia-gif-14008934101964028590

[mellow birch]

think he meant “white” versus “red”

russian revolution stuff

[icy vigil]

phrasing

[mellow birch]

yes, phrasing

[oblique stream]

Correct

[mellow birch]

no actually you’re saying the mod team isn’t diverse enough

I will ascribe that position to you because you worded it poorly

and you can never escape it

[icy vigil]

its funny because the dev team is red and we're white

i may be stupid

[oblique stream]

No, I was talking about group called the whites

[mellow birch]

lol true

[oblique stream]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Whites

[mellow birch]

mm yes now I understand you

[oblique stream]

Actually, Frogski is russian

And has connections with UK

He is literally imperialist

[mellow birch]

thought he was from kazakhstan or kyrgyzstan

not russia

[icy vigil]

tomato potato

[oblique stream]

He speaks russian

And they were a part of Russian empire and ussr anyway

So it counts

[mellow birch]

I don’t like calling the USSR just, “Russians”, because it was a union of a lot of different people. Some of them were there willingly but some were russified, and either way it feels inappropriate to label them that way

and besides he’s not from the USSR he’s from an independent country lol

[silver plank]

bans everyone

[oblique stream]

He can't ban us all

[mellow birch]

watch him

[silver plank]

Frodski would

Idk about Lokiel

[harsh vault]

hai chat

[oblique stream]

But then he will have noone left to ban

[silver plank]

New people join daily

To ask about b42 mp

Or update when

[mellow birch]

such is the tragedy of overwhelming victory

[harsh vault]

hai golden

hai bella

[mellow birch]

and hai Floof!

[silver plank]

Sup

[oblique stream]

Howdy

[harsh vault]

:3

hai frens

[oblique stream]

Such a buzz killer

[mellow birch]

I really am tho

damn

[wheat zephyr]

howdy chat, whats going on

[silver plank]

What if I told you the USSR never dissolved?

[oblique stream]

Revolution

[wheat zephyr]

what

what do you mean by that

[silver plank]

The USSR still exists

Let me show you proof

[oblique stream]

I propose that every chatter level will be reduced to plunger

[wheat zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/repost-this-wolf-when-they-least-expect-it-repost-repost-this-repost-this-cat-repost-this-dog-gif-26611543

wolves in build 43