general_chat

[tender igloo]

nooo lol

that sucks

[candid patio]

And it was the hospital that she worked at so she was really embarrassed lol

[tender igloo]

hahahah

[raven crane]

Admin aboose

[burnt kite]

abooze

[spare ingot]

welcome back king

[candid patio]

We were at this park and there was this really steep hill and we didn't know what was at the bottom of it, but we were really curious.

I decided to skate down there to find out. Why we didn't just take off our skates and walk, I don't know.

But I quickly lost control and veered off the path onto the grass in a very controlled bail roll.

My mom, from on top of the hill, thought I got hurt and tried to skate down the hill to help me.

She ate shit at a high speed on the rough asphalt path and had nasty road rash on like 30% of her body. I was fine.

[harsh vault]

you look weird with a pfp

[candid patio]

Regulars in here changing pfps and names... Very rude.

[burnt kite]

thats a good pfp

[burnt kite]

looks fun

[quasi slate]

wtf mistershark

[burnt kite]

too bad my brain is too small to handle dual input

[quasi slate]

thats not true is it

[candid patio]

You just haven't activated those pathways very much

[burnt kite]

youre right

i should practice moar

[harsh vault]

oh ye right

[neat moat]

sus background

[stone meadow]

coming back from your mute for gif spam with a gif is a bold move cotton, lets see if it works out for him

[icy vigil]

[spare ingot]

yeah it is thats why I have a pfp now they chose it for me

[tender igloo]

omg that would hurt so bad lol

road rash sucks , im glad shes alright and nothing worse happened

[burnt kite]

its not spam if the chain is broken

[frozen ember]

sorry for ur loss broski 🫡

[burnt kite]

in this instance, by you

[candid patio]

(don't poke the bearfrog)

[harsh vault]

or the floofie

[burnt kite]

no one is poking anybody

[neat moat]

wut

[burnt kite]

im just being nitpicky

[frozen ember]

we floofenin it up with this one boys

[burnt kite]

floofering it

[harsh vault]

dont mess with me

[spare ingot]

it is what it is

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kill-you-gif-5063683583336604795

[neat moat]

messes with you

[burnt kite]

what is that artstyle called anyway

[harsh vault]

HEY

UR GETTING IT

[candid patio]

There's this tiny dog snoring her little head off on my chest... But I need to do stuff.

[frozen ember]

if u dont mind my asking wdym he "left it" for you? like literally the pic with ur name or was it apart of his art collection that you decided to wear or

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-dog-gif-11726289

[frozen ember]

idk, i hope ur not too sad monsuier shark 🫂

[neat moat]

same energy as

[quasi slate]

wtf 😔

[burnt kite]

I would rather trust a surgeon with parkinsons than a person working for UN. In fact, I will trust Bill Cosby to pour me a drink more, than I would someone who works for UN

[tall glen]

actual image of Mister Shark

[spare ingot]

so basically we both knew they were gonna go and I asked them what my profile pic should be. I put it on once they passed

[candid patio]

My brain tells me this is AI but my heart wants to believe it's real

[candid patio]

Sorry for your loss.

[tall glen]

my brain says ai, theres a shadow

light diffusion would create no shadow irl

[candid patio]

The plate seems off as well...

[burnt kite]

the dip in the plate is weird

[burnt kite]

flash game sounding ass

[quasi slate]

thats froma decade old gacha game

[burnt kite]

kinda makes sense

[burnt kite]

what happens if you get a naneinf irl?

does the universe get flooded with an infinite stream of chips?

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/we're-done-hawk-tuah-don't-hawk-tuah-me-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-rowley-gif-11540257080645251198

[queen moth]

Greg and Rowley are fans of hawks too, huh?

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-red-rush-omni-man-crush-gif-12268429845151163974

[quick spruce]

guys will project zomboid be on discount someday

[burnt kite]

one day

[raven crane]

In 1000 years

[burnt kite]

in 500 years

g2a

[prime thorn]

If possible, please avoid grey market sellers like that one.
Instead, use a site like https://isthereanydeal.com to find the best price, since it only lists authorized sellers.

It's obviously entirely up to you where you buy the game from, but none of the money you pay for PZ on unauthorized sellers and grey market sites goes to the people making the game.
If that's basically what you said, I'm sorry, I'm just a bot that can't see context, beep boop.

[queen moth]

I'll still have project zomboid

[candid patio]

I'd be a monster if I disturbed her, right?

[burnt kite]

nope

[stone meadow]

its on sale every major sale

[burnt kite]

it can fall asleep again

[stone meadow]

spring, summer, autumn, winter

[burnt kite]

what about zumpring?

[candid patio]

You are pure evil

[quick spruce]

so its gonna be on discount in like 3 to 6 weeks?

cuz summer

[stone meadow]

whenever summer sale is it should be on sale

[candid patio]

Rummespringe?

[stone meadow]

just check steam price history, its always been

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-laughing-laugh-evil-laughter-evil-laugh-gif-23928803

[stone meadow]

i hate ALL of you

[polar kernel]

:(

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038

[burnt kite]

its a necessary evil

[candid patio]

I kinda sorta like you a little

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/ayyoooo-ayoo-ayyoo-gif-24286843

[candid patio]

Listen to it's little snores

[burnt kite]

i hope you get beryllium poisoning

[dim cloak]

bruh wtf

[burnt kite]

i kinda see the correlation

[dim cloak]

how

[stone meadow]

i no longer work with nuclear so i wont

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mane-im-dead-gif-6502286207230651503

[dim cloak]

bc su*cide?

[burnt kite]

huh?

[plush jasper]

Hello, I am facing a minor problem. I find the axes can resistant, and when one of my axe breaks I can not fix the head of this has a new handle... how to do please?
I do not yet have the maintenance competence to make my own hatchet so I wish I could repair mine.

[dim cloak]

idk people tend to hate furries and nsfw games

[candid patio]

DID YOU LISTEN TO HER LITTLE SNORES?!?!

[dim cloak]

I personally don't but

[burnt kite]

yes

still

[dim cloak]

?

[burnt kite]

it wont hurt to move her

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/dogdiesamengodbless-gif-23866738

[dim cloak]

my dog snores like he's having a nightmare or something

and twitches

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-6291937884935153335

[vital marten]

Lazy ass

[burnt kite]

buh?

[vital marten]

Hello chat

[dim cloak]

Oh yeah I forgot to say Hello

[candid patio]

Hi!

[candid patio]

That was a weird joke. I apologize.

[plush jasper]

but I still don’t know how to repair my XD axe helps

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/hiii-cat-wave-cat-wave-hi-gif-174708314057938083

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-dotdotdot-chat-part-two-ive-come-back-from-stealing-gifs-gif-210807736721179461

[candid patio]

My big dog has bad dreams and it is TERRIFYING

[dim cloak]

yeah i'm always worried he's like having a stroke or something

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-andrew-gif-3091015989928111603

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/wario-wario-world-gamecube-nintendo-angry-gif-13304262

Wario got some funny gifs man

[dim cloak]

WAH

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-ai-car-silly-explosion-gif-4459775110942348652

[dim cloak]

Bro got singularitied

[burnt kite]

ai videos should have never became a thing

[candid patio]

You are just chilling minding your own business and then all of a sudden this ferocious wild beast behind you is snarling loudly and thrashing the ground with it's claws

[quasi slate]

WE OUT HERE

🗣️

[candid patio]

.7%

[vital marten]

Cat with an Affinity for magic learns of its innate ability to cast spells, leading to absolute chaos

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-apple-dog-with-apple-dog-explode-explode-gif-2790579469385222284

[burnt kite]

nor ai art after AARON

[vital marten]

The power of the voice

Skyrim had a point

[burnt kite]

it gets to a point

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-cat-orange-cat-ai-generated-head-explosion-gif-8247413940298302345

Wtf are these bruh

[burnt kite]

god i hate this

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bird-ai-slaot-laz4p-gif-6990078711912000688

[vital marten]

This happens because the cat needs to say Fireball when casting but it only thinks it

We need a voicebox

[quasi slate]

morse code part is so peak....

[vital marten]

Okay now this is cursed

Owl Pug should not exist

[burnt kite]

may your l's be many, and your bitches few

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/going-insane-ultrakill-v2-gif-3340894927007694602

[burnt kite]

imagine if v1 and v2 wore jordans of respective color

and instead of stealing v2's arm in the first fight, v1 would steal v2's red jordan

and so v2 has to replace it with a fake green jirdan

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/money-blackmon-mars-blackmon-mars-gotta-be-the-shoes-gif-24436353

[burnt kite]

im scared to use gifs now

frogski is out to get my ass

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-ha-nelson-the-simpsons-gif-14411011

[burnt kite]

would you like it if i laughed at your misfortunes?

https://tenor.com/view/lighter-fluid-apple-commercial-gif-19334074

[quasi slate]

enjoy your mute bro

#patchnotes

blog later

[burnt kite]

literally 1984

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-laughing-reverse-reverse-card-reverse-uno-gif-3758578067338957449

[quasi slate]

yea

dont expect mp until like 2026

or later

lol

it is what it is

tell lemmy to crunch the devs

[livid notch]

May your owos be many and your days mew

[burnt kite]

does lemmy think about ever coming back to the discord?

wait

why am i asking this

how would you know

bruh

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[quasi slate]

aint no one want to see bro

[burnt kite]

youre lucky frogski is diabloing it

[half kettle]

Almost There

[loud pumice]

[hardy mural]

You are rank #412 at level 17 with 13,963 experience. (587 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 64%

[burnt kite]

pluh pluh pluh

[quasi slate]

so tru uppy

[gilded bridge]

I don't even know who lemmy is

[silver plank]

A developer

[loud pumice]

[hardy mural]

You are rank #2,594 at level 7 with 2,047 experience. (503 left for the next level)
[■■■■ ] 22%

[vital marten]

I hope signs actually stop solicitors because I swear man

If I say I don’t want your service and I’m busy, that means leave and stop trying to sell this shit to me

[loud pumice]

They ripped my sign once

[silver plank]

How about mormons

Or Jehova witness?

They are known to ignore these signs

[loud pumice]

Didn't bother getting a new one, I just ignore the door

[vital marten]

They actually go away when you ask them to in my experience

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfHygs1W_yI just watch this vid

[loud pumice]

Honkmimimi

[vital marten]

Power Company salesman can be told that You’re not interested and they’ll keep insisting to see your rates because “I can get a better deal”

[quasi slate]

this car windshield is hail proof

[silver plank]

I watched a video of some mormon missionaries the other day

Talking to an africanamerican person

And when he asked them about the book of mormon being racist, the missionaries just blushed red

[burnt kite]

i keep getting fucking hiccups

help me

i cant breathe

every time i try to inhale, i just lose it

[quasi slate]

drink cold milk

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-meme-jumpscare-gif-26550305

[burnt kite]

i have a perfect gif

[quasi slate]

something about black cars in mp always crashing into u or getting infront of u out of nowhere

[burnt kite]

a perfect gif

fuck it

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/ayyoooo-ayoo-ayyoo-gif-24286843

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1369362507675861012/image0.gif

[heavy ivy]

soup mmm

[wanton yarrow]

Hello, do you have any news for the b42?

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/good-soup-cat-cat-drinking-gif-26216711

[raven crane]

Mp releases last year

[wanton yarrow]

ok thx

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/step-cat-gets-stuck-gif-21555402

[half kettle]

IM GONNA PRETEND YOU didn't post this.

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/baguette-baguette-cat-nom-nom-french-cat-frenchy-gif-20649123

[heavy ivy]

its go time

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/repo-repo-game-repo-meme-gameplay-gif-8686839005209655323

[burnt kite]

why wont you die

[silver plank]

Noob?

[burnt kite]

huĥ?

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-nanomachines-son-gif-25954092

[stone meadow]

what the fuck are you posting

whats wrong with you

[burnt kite]

a lot

[stone meadow]

(not light)

[silver plank]

Who?

[candid patio]

Such a succinct way to describe how I have 11 years of college and not even an associates degree to show for it

[half kettle]

Hm

[quasi slate]

is adhd some kind of food

[narrow rune]

It's like a red blueberry

[heavy ivy]

i am the one who repossesses

[languid berry]

Chat I may be cooked

I went to a nursing home or some shit, and there is like SO MANY HORDES

Each hallway I run into has a horde

[dim cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/206466559672188928/1277046428874702889/3x-ezgif.com-webp-to-gif-converter.gif

woops wrong gif lol

https://tenor.com/view/asdf-hay-hey-where-asdfmovie12-gif-18990154

[heavy ivy]

lmao

[dim cloak]

mean this one

[languid berry]

I love the one where he’s doing every drug known to man

[deft agate]

if i turn on loot respawn, then will it respawn in picked and placed somewhere else containers? im afraid that loot will respawn in containers that i use as storage in base and potentially delete my items

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-kitty-asleep-dormido-gif-19254907

[languid berry]

Anyways currently got cornered by the horde and I ran out of ammo… so uh, I’m cooked

Correction

One of the many hordes

[frail shadow]

no role playing in chat

[dim cloak]

as long as there's more than 5 items in a container it won't respawn

[deft agate]

thank you

[languid berry]

What are you on

[bronze moat]

Me?!?!?

[frail shadow]

yep it’s against the rules bud

[languid berry]

Who’s roleplaying

[frail shadow]

you

don’t play dumb now

your actions will have consequences

[languid berry]

I’m not what

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/no-rp-in-general-gif-16313309685831171036

[heavy ivy]

the run is going well

[frail shadow]

the discord police will be at your door shortly and you will be dealt with

[languid berry]

I’m literally explaining my situation in zomboid 💔💔

[languid berry]

Bbbbbbut but but

But

I’m armed

And they’ll take my guns

[frail shadow]

i don’t make the rules

[heavy ivy]

people are just messing with you church, youre fine lol

nice pfp btw

[dim cloak]

they wont tkae your guns. they'll take your arms

[languid berry]

WHAT

[dim cloak]

yeah we're rping anti-rp

[languid berry]

But but but

I want my arms

[languid berry]

Thanks I had it commed a while ago :3

[frail shadow]

furry rp in my christian server

[languid berry]

Bites ur tail freaky

Anyways

[frail shadow]

sprays you with water

[languid berry]

I go see primus live soon

Along with puscifier and a perfect circle

[dim cloak]

???

why's DAgames there

[languid berry]

Living to fight, just to victor again.

[frail shadow]

what’s DAgames

[dim cloak]

At least I think that;s him

[dim cloak]

Bendy Build our Machine song guy

[languid berry]

What

[frail shadow]

no one knows what that is

[languid berry]

I’m older than 12 but I ain’t never heard thag song

[frail shadow]

only other gay nerds

[dim cloak]

bruh 26 i am

[languid berry]

Shhhh be quiet frank castle

[frail shadow]

im kind of a gay nerd it’s okay

[dim cloak]

this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZstsPUKT5CI

[frail shadow]

oh i know that

[dim cloak]

yeah i figured

[frail shadow]

that’s from that one video

[languid berry]

Oh right

That

Uh

Gross

[frail shadow]

what do you mean

prick

[dim cloak]

yep

[languid berry]

What!

I’m gonna

I’m gonna uhm

[dim cloak]

no i mean i figured you knew it, you just couldn't rmemeber

[languid berry]

I’m gonna go chug some water

I haven’t tasted my sink water yet in my new house

[frail shadow]

i know it from this

https://youtu.be/i8CdEWbt8mo?si=Wrt-90rtXYkWtUBt

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[frail shadow]

it’s not an embed fattie

it’s a link

[dim cloak]

why's everyone keep caling me a fattie

also it's an yt embed

[dim cloak]

https://youtu.be/i8CdEWbt8mo?si=Wrt-90rtXYkWtUBt

see

[frail shadow]

🍅🍅🍅🍅

[dim cloak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHlj4uYe8PY

Wargasm's so underated

[dim cloak]

btw think of a better insult

very unoriginal

like dickdump or something

[frail shadow]

i called you dickweiner that one time

we all remember what happened

[ruby river]

thats not very nice

[rose kestrel]

we didn't ask for your life story! JK hows it going?

[amber junco]

🤔

[loud pumice]

real dog

[amber junco]

I imagine the guy that made the video played fallout new vegas during a court ruling

[rose kestrel]

no, you are the child watching the video rn

[amber junco]

he also made another video but i dont know if its allowed here

[rose kestrel]

i think your dawg is acoustic

[amber junco]

I don't know what's classified as breaking rules in this server so im not gonna take my chances

[candid patio]

These thin mesh shades don't do shit in my glass tower

I need some heavy ass curtains ASAP

I'm in a damn green house

[fair yacht]

i need dark curtains in my living room.

tv glare is annoying af

[candid patio]

Yeah same

[stone breach]

So. I got bitten.

[candid patio]

F

[stone breach]

My guy's got super immune so he'll recover eventually but

Im roleplaying him as being like super depressed cuz he think's he's just going to drop dead

[heavy ivy]

i likke nice curtains

[candid patio]

I have some I've just been too lazy to install them

But now that it's getting hot I'm finding the motivation

[potent rune]

Guys i just started the game last five days ago

John project has died so many times

[bronze moat]

Welcome to PZ!

You will die a LOT. Hopefully learning along the way.

Then after 30+ deaths start to survive long term

[potent rune]

so far i have a game on day 8 and its going good, im a fast learner and i have a base

[stiff geyser]

You'll die

[bronze moat]

Once you survive 30 days you are in the upper tier of survivors.

If you can make it 90 days or longer routinely, your S tier player level

[bronze moat]

When you can Ara Ara zeds, you are Ultra S tier

[potent rune]

Most of the time I’ve died I get jumped so I just try not to fight groups

[dim cloak]

@rose kestrel sorry I was afk. I'm doing good

[young kelp]

you never fight groups unless you have shortblade 10

or a shotgun

always lure a few away from the group and slowly kill those rather than going leeroy and jump the horde

[fast swan]

i found a mod and i took aderalls and now im supercharged

[quasi slate]

people who dislike turn based games are the vegans of videogames

[tender igloo]

how are you liking the game?

[frail shadow]

it’s bad don’t play it

[karmic swift]

I'm the weird opposite: I can't handle RPGs like that with real-time combat. like dragon age... too many characters to manage and I dislike manually pausing the game every few seconds to place orders

turn based like BG3 is far superior for my micromanaging brain lol

[harsh vault]

cdda doe

[candid patio]

when my wife goes away on business trips i turn into a complete fucking caveman until a few hours before she comes home

and i hate myself for it

[bronze moat]

Yeah starting off fighting 5 zeds is hard.

Then you can handle 10. Eventually you can handle 20-50 at once

Like all games just takes time and skill

[harsh vault]

drip check >:3

[dim cloak]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-CxYFj3XC_A?si=x5kOYGe0L2dpZRcf

[karmic swift]

scav/10

[harsh vault]

not a scav!

[karmic swift]

but it looks a little scavvy.. and I like the scav look 😄

"using whatever I have" kinda dealio

[dim cloak]

i was gonna say, i don't think he meant scav as a bad thing

[harsh vault]

what?

[candid patio]

not even close to my level

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

whats scavvy about that fit!

[karmic swift]

yea was intended as a compliment, sorry if it came off bad

[harsh vault]

i HATE scavs

:c

[karmic swift]

I'm sorry, I take it back

[bronze moat]

WIZARD HAT

[karmic swift]

you look awesome 😄

[harsh vault]

yay!

i got the best of the best

[bronze moat]

Roxy approves of all wizard har drip

[candid patio]

found in a wardrobe in a kid's bedroom 😄

[karmic swift]

now you just need the robe

iykyk

[candid patio]

i do be rockin the bathrobes when i can find em

[harsh vault]

@karmic swift this is my "get on the ground" fit

[karmic swift]

hahah perfect

[harsh vault]

dont ask why the police have a deagle

fun fact though

i have killed more people with a deagle than i have with any other gun

i love the gun

[candid patio]

man my friend cosplays as a cop... you thought you knew a person

[bronze moat]

Get a dice bag! DnD in 1993 was epic times.

[harsh vault]

i used to have a friend who did that

[bronze moat]

IRL?

[karmic swift]

jeremy dewitte energy

[harsh vault]

not anymore

[narrow rune]

I love D&D dice I have an unhealthy amount

At least a few pounds worth (the weight, not currency)

[harsh vault]

what is atomic heart even about these days

[narrow rune]

I forgot that game even existed besides the "ha ha lady robots buy our game"

[harsh vault]

i do not wanna hear the twins make some zesty noises in my phone

[bronze moat]

In the 90’s we had BUCKETS and candy dispenser bins for dice.

I have hundreds…. A set for everything.

Red for fireballs. Blue for ice. Marbled blue for lightning…..

[narrow rune]

I just like collecting them but I don't have specific things for specific stuff just whatever I feel like will roll good for the game yk lol

[zenith tendon]

hello

[bronze moat]

Cause deagles are crazy one hit kills if you fire once every 1.5 - 2 seconds.

“Fire slowly” is the rule. Second shots under 2 seconds are 5 times less accurate.

But they got stopping power like crazy, so one shot is all you need per target

[harsh vault]

indeed

deagles are the americans boomstick

[bronze moat]

Skilled shooter with a deagle can kill 5 people in 7-10 seconds

[harsh vault]

skilled shooter probably wont be able to, the recoil on a deagle is very high, you will probably sprain your wrist if you shoot that much

[harsh vault]

woohoo!

[heavy ivy]

the leveler

[harsh vault]

ember!

[rose kestrel]

The Twins carried the game i think

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

[bronze moat]

Is why we train to fire slow ;).

Recoil makes the second shot roughly 5 times less accurate.

So to properly group your shots and hit center of mass or the T-shaped head shot kills, you fire once, breathe, fire again.

About 1 shot every 1.5 - 2 seconds is best.

Rapid pew pews with a deagle are for hollywood not combat

[rose kestrel]

i mean for goon audiences

[harsh vault]

what

[rose kestrel]

twins were good for the western audience

and Asian audience

[karmic jetty]

i see rank

[heavy ivy]

zozo about to become more powerful

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160784514633715744/1312620361237528667/attachment.gif

[quasi slate]

Absolute garbage of a game

[heavy ivy]

:[

rileyflame will remember that

[harsh vault]

cdda is amazing.

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-jane-doe-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-gif-5205700925222114759

[bronze moat]

It’s a hard challenge. I “think” it was meant as a joke back in the day. Waking up with house on fire, glass in groin, etc.

[rose kestrel]

CDDA is pure tism crafting, recipe galore

[harsh vault]

we are talking about the game

[rose kestrel]

perfect for those who like that

[harsh vault]

hai ghoti!

im committing good things

[heavy ivy]

ello ghoti

[harsh vault]

hai ember!

[heavy ivy]

beh i feel like shit and dunno why

heya floof

[harsh vault]

i can helps

[rose kestrel]

Jack Black is Caesar in Fallout Season 2!

[neat moat]

like what

[harsh vault]

doing tricks for treats

[karmic jetty]

i... am caesar

[lilac quarry]

nah no fuckin way

[karmic jetty]

legion centurionnnn

[harsh vault]

flint and steel

[rose kestrel]

I......Am...... CAESAR!!! AND THIS IS MY LEGION!

[neat moat]

First we fall then we're out... let's fallout!

[harsh vault]

boooo

bad joke

[karmic jetty]

absolute ass

[neat moat]

I'm killing both of you

[harsh vault]

you cant kill me

im good

[karmic jetty]

u cant krill an idea

[neat moat]

bad things happen to good poeple

👁 👁

[harsh vault]

like what

[lilac quarry]

oh thank god it's fake

[neat moat]

but you can kill all its hosts 🤓 👆

[lilac quarry]

I was legit going to be sad about it if jack black was in the show

[karmic jetty]

gulliblekiel

[neat moat]

wait what was fake

jack black being in the show?

[harsh vault]

jack black x caeser

[neat moat]

The show isn't cannon so idrc

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-anthonio-zeppeli-jo-jos-bizarre-mad-angry-pissed-gif-15097694

[harsh vault]

but but but

it is

[neat moat]

everything after fallout 2 isn't cannon

[karmic jetty]

its Kai-Sar not See-Zar 🤓

[harsh vault]

says who

[neat moat]

the fallout community

and me

So

[harsh vault]

you are a fish

[neat moat]

There are og fans and

uh

"fallout" fans

Yes I am a gatekeeper

[karmic jetty]

fnv is the true sequel to fo2

[harsh vault]

ghoti you have nothing to gatekeep

[neat moat]

its an honorable mention I'll grant you that

[karmic jetty]

tf

IT IS a direct sequel

tupid

[neat moat]

but it contradicts a lot of the lore soooo

yeah

[karmic jetty]

contradicts what

SAY IT

[neat moat]

Supermutatns, gouls, caps, the great khans still existing

I mean

it isn't as bad as fo3

[karmic jetty]

bruh

[sour gull]

fallout fans when somebody has autism but they dont have the same autism as them

[karmic jetty]

dood doesnt even know the lore

[neat moat]

I'm not debating the lore with zee rn

I am not going to go in a 2 hour long debate rn

[karmic jetty]

the supermutants were remnants of the masters army

[neat moat]

I'm gaming

[karmic jetty]

marcus is there bruh

TUPID

[neat moat]

They shouldn't look the way they do

[karmic jetty]

gatekeep RIGHT

[harsh vault]

ur gayming

[neat moat]

nor talk

talk the way they do*

[karmic jetty]

pffftt

[neat moat]

they all just regressed so hard

and where are the other mutants?

The ones with psyic powers

[karmic jetty]

ur lucky im eatin breakfast rn >:[

[neat moat]

we just forget those exist

[neat moat]

ur lucky I'm gaming

[karmic jetty]

psykers?

[sour gull]

there is literally one at the 188 trading post

that little kid

with that stupid hat

[neat moat]

They weren't called psychers iirc

I'll have to refer back to the scrolls

[karmic jetty]

blud forgets mojave isnt mainland west coast

[sour gull]

hell even fallout 3 has Psykers

[karmic jetty]

so u want stuff from west coast in mojave

[neat moat]

we dont talk about fallout 3

[karmic jetty]

thats just bethesda brained

[sour gull]

best one btw

[neat moat]

stick that fork into a socket rn

[sour gull]

dont give a hoot what anyone thinks mate

i love fallout 3

[neat moat]

They feed you trash and you thank them for it

[sour gull]

wahh wahhh i love lore and blah blah blah dont careeeee

[karmic jetty]

waiter waiter one more slop pls

[sour gull]

i like the map and i played it first

[karmic jetty]

fo3 is pretty fun i didnt like it as a fallout game

[neat moat]

there's no more slop to eat, Patrick ated it all 😔

[narrow rune]

Fo3 boring compared to one and two

[sour gull]

fallout new vegas more boring

[neat moat]

I'm still mad they took our cars away

[lilac quarry]

[narrow rune]

New Vegas was ok

[sour gull]

walking around a desert is not fun

[neat moat]

remember what they took from you

[kindred lodge]

The Lion assault minors

[lilac quarry]

wat

[narrow rune]

Lokiel

[lilac quarry]

toe

[kindred lodge]

A true lion molest everything that moves

[narrow rune]

Check your mentions mustard boy

[karmic jetty]

tf this guy on about

[lilac quarry]

yeah wtf is this lmao

[karmic jetty]

clearly doesnt know real lion lore

https://tenor.com/view/awww-cute-adorable-cat-gif-20433773

[vital marten]

Fearsome Lion

All Tremble before His Roar

[karmic jetty]

lions meow

[fathom igloo]

wtf

[vital marten]

[bronze moat]

I knows. I prefer my “no cute zombie over cdda tho”.

Can’t kill some zombies no matter what. Makes it scary at times

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lion-gif-8063199

[bronze moat]

SIM SETTLEMENT 2.0 for fallout 4 dropped!!!

[harsh vault]

didnt it like ages ago?

[fathom igloo]

Ranch seasoning with Greek yogurt… thank me later.

[karmic jetty]

ranch seasoning is called manure

[bronze moat]

It’s a full remake. That’s why they had a contest for people building settlement and the contest winners way to get incorporated into the official mod. The final chapter dropped like two weeks ago I think?

[fathom igloo]

Sam’s club called and said you’re lying

[karmic jetty]

who is sam!!!

[fathom igloo]

The owner of this club

[karmic jetty]

im in a club

https://tenor.com/view/cat-calico-cat-cute-dance-cat-dance-gif-27615826

[fathom igloo]

What’s the protein content in this

[bronze moat]

Sam’s Club is just Walmart. Rename so they can charge more

[kindred lodge]

The lion doesn’t concern himself with employment

[karmic jetty]

bigbox market bad

[fathom igloo]

Except everything is bulk

You want 8 lbs of ketchup?

[bronze moat]

Yeah, I’m familiar. Costco is better.

[fathom igloo]

How about a 4 gallons of milk?

[bronze moat]

Most of the Sam’s clubs in my area are getting shut down because people just stopped shopping there because of the stupidly high prices for bulk

They sell a bucket of macaroni and cheese. A bucket.

I think it’s 10 gallons

[fathom igloo]

I don’t disagree however they don’t carry everything I need, just like Sam’s doesn’t carry everything I need so I’m plagued to have memberships to both

[plush cobalt]

I will never have a membership for a store 😤

[bronze moat]

Maybe your region. I stick with Costco. Saves me a few hundred dollars A year from when I had both

[lilac quarry]

the shoe store?

[bronze moat]

We also have a really stupid sugar tax though in Seattle

[plush cobalt]

Awooga!

I don't think I've bought a pair of shoes in the last two years

[fathom igloo]

Not really… just Sam’s exclusives.

[fathom igloo]

Uhhhhhh

This doesn’t help your case

[plush cobalt]

I don't mean I walk barefoot everywhere

I just have the same raggedy ass shoes + one pair of expensive quality boots I bought a while back

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/foot-feet-sandal-lego-friends-gif-8741435161506308430

[fathom igloo]

Foot lover likes to see his own feet too… you’re never beating this.

[plush cobalt]

Oh actually I did get some running shoes last year

No one brings up feet more than you

[rose kestrel]

Top 3% of Only Feet

[plush cobalt]

Okay maybe one person does

[thorny meteor]

what is hapening

[fathom igloo]

You’re talking about feet again

[thorny meteor]

happening

[plush cobalt]

Minor spelling error detected

[narrow rune]

Hey Omar! Ha ha! How's my buddy doing

[fathom igloo]

This is your legacy.

[plush cobalt]

You're not Moe

[thin wedge]

@tender igloo Gotta get that gabagool

[narrow rune]

Hello Omar

Are you fearful

[plush cobalt]

No I'm cheerful

[narrow rune]

Shucks

Darn even

Shredding some cheese into my bowl of soup

[tender igloo]

i paused alien for this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/136501320340209664/1334646603663020166/1734248405556012.gif

[thin wedge]

its peak i know

[tender igloo]

not even 8bit rat

[plush cobalt]

I've had a craving for sopa de ajo for a while now

Once I get settled into my new place I need to make it again

[plush cobalt]

Your saying this reminded me

[frail shadow]

what even is gabagool

[plush cobalt]

It's gabagool

[narrow rune]

Heh, soup. And let's just say, soup.

[tender igloo]

i have no idea lol some dumb meme shitpost shit

bill likes me to suffor

[frail shadow]

i know it’s food

[frail shadow]

and tony soprano won’t shut up about it

[tender igloo]

is it actually food lol

[frail shadow]

oh it’s pork

yeah it’s like salami type thing

[tender igloo]

lol i thought it was some meme slang term

[bronze moat]

ALIEN mentioned

[onyx igloo]

did someone say

gabagool

https://tenor.com/view/king-von-king-von-cat-king-von-anti-piracy-anti-piracy-dreads-gif-10001790824600333517

[frail shadow]

what’s with the two emo bitches in the corner

[tender igloo]

Have some invasive ocean tumbleweeds

[plush cobalt]

Not the unironic use of “bitch” to mean woman... Common castle L

But yes what's with the AI that's just there

[frail shadow]

i would have used bitch to refer to them if they were men also

[plush cobalt]

🧐

[thin wedge]

nah i like it when he has a spear and kept stabbing lionfish

[frail shadow]

they’re also invasive

they’re pretty though

[thin wedge]

those bastards deserve it

[frail shadow]

yeah they’re venomous also

[thin wedge]

How dare they exist

[tender igloo]

dont they reproduce like super fast?

like frogs

OMG

[frail shadow]

fish do big sex and have many babies yes

[lilac quarry]

you would know

[tender igloo]

can i post the sperm race

lol

[thin wedge]

hell nah

[tender igloo]

its so funny lol

[fierce shuttle]

Do we get
To make bets on which one wins?

[tender igloo]

RIGHT?! lol

[plush cobalt]

Big Sex wants us to think fish have a monopoly (on having a billion babies)

[frail shadow]

i beat out a brain surgeon just so i could be here playing CS2

[bronze moat]

That was my dancing name

[frail shadow]

when will they disable the suppression field and let us breed again

[tender igloo]

i dont like that word lmao wtf hahaha

big sex

[frail shadow]

it’s two of my favourite words

[tender igloo]

ass dog

[frail shadow]

so i except you to retract your statement

[mellow birch]

bruh

[tender igloo]

LOL

[karmic jetty]

this is so true

[narrow rune]

Me and ur mom ha ha

[mellow birch]

it was one time!

also

yes

big sex

[tender igloo]

man stop changing ur name lol

[mellow birch]

I work for big sex

[tender igloo]

is big sex a term for something

[narrow rune]

Dude I last changed it like over a year ago

[mellow birch]

I help big sex sell more

[frail shadow]

no mentions of sex guys please, it triggers me ( im a virgin )

[tender igloo]

other than big sex

im all for small sex

lol

jesus

[frail shadow]

i shed a tear whenever sex is mentioned

[silver plank]

Any s*x havers in the chat?

[frail shadow]

no dude this is mostly kids

[kindred lodge]

The lion 🍇 everything in its path

[mellow birch]

I sell sex I don’t use my own product

[silver plank]

Isn't PZ a mature game for mature people?

[mellow birch]

such is the fate of one in the pocket of Big Sex

[tender igloo]

guess i cant play

same with leon and frogski

[fierce shuttle]

Same. 😔

Just uninstalled the game. Thanks maturity restricted game!

[narrow rune]

Guess I can cuz I'm awesome

[kindred lodge]

I um.

[neat moat]

I do

[kindred lodge]

Sincerely apologize

[silver plank]

Is it true my parents did the s*x to have me?

[kindred lodge]

yes

[tender igloo]

like a

[silver plank]

Disgusting.

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/sperm-spin-gif-25428022

what a cute ghost

[fierce shuttle]

Casper looking different.

[karmic jetty]

silly cap

[frail shadow]

thinking back

brock from pokémon was the original simp

or gooner

[tender igloo]

hahaha

[frail shadow]

whatever you kids say

[tender igloo]

he was so annoying

[frail shadow]

HWHAT

i loved him

[tender igloo]

lol

[narrow rune]

Poopers u stink

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-pokemon-heart-eyes-in-love-gif-12390499

[tender igloo]

i take daily showers in mud

[narrow rune]

okay mud boy

[silver plank]

Brock did get a girlfriend one episode.

[fast swan]

Taste the sugar in the aderall 😄

I ❤️ aderall i can go on and on about how much aderall makes my day 1 i can play games all day 2 i work as hard as i CAN SO I CAN BUY NEW GAMES

[tender igloo]

adderall more like madderall

[fast swan]

LOLL

[fierce shuttle]

I don’t know much about Pokémon other than it involves a bunch of twisted kids that force animals to fight after shaking them.

[bronze junco]

Soo you know the clickers from Last of Us? How do they succeed against melee attacks?

[fierce shuttle]

Now that I think about it though. Pokémon version of Happy Tree Friends when.

[karmic jetty]

hmm

the manga is pretty much like that

dood i love the pokemon adventures manga

so good

[quiet siren]

My first time being in jail in KCD was caused by saving a guard from a bandit lmao

Dude was getting his ass kicked so I stepped in and stabbed the bandit

He immediately slams me in the head with a mace and arrests me

[vague thicket]

god I watched pokemon heroes recently

i forgot how good the old pokemon movies were

[stone meadow]

i know nothing about pokemon except that rat pikatchu and that brock is always honry

[vague thicket]

i freaking love pokemon i miss it

[toxic relic]

digimon better

[vague thicket]

yea well consider this

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/digimon-anime-gif-22697584

[vague thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/torterra-pokemon-journeys-pokemon-pokemon-torterra-torrerra-appears-gif-1256513660755851723

torterra

is goated

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/digimon-adventure-anime-gif-22595938

[toxic relic]

digimon still better

[neon bramble]

cyborg dino

[toxic relic]

real

cyborg dino with shark missile tits

[vague thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/skitty-happy-pokemon-chasing-tail-gif-8563162

[stone meadow]

what i was on was bakugan

in my country it was all bakugan

[toxic relic]

BAKUGAN DUDE

[vague thicket]

actually peak

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bakugan-dragonoid-bakugan-gif-neo-vortex-neo-vortex-dragonoid-gif-14400883

[toxic relic]

i fucking hype for bakugan

[vague thicket]

i had so many

[toxic relic]

i had so many of the toys

[stone meadow]

everyone had a few bakugan

[neon bramble]

I had no fucking clue how to play the game

[vague thicket]

REAL

[neon bramble]

just bought all of the red ones cause they look cool

[stone meadow]

90% of them were fire bakugan

[toxic relic]

i had the black dragon with porple eyes

thought i was the shit back then and its true

[stone meadow]

nobody knew how to actually play though i think we just basically used them as beyblades

[toxic relic]

this guy-he has purple eyes in the anime

[vague thicket]

i fucking loved beyblades too

[neon bramble]

had the ones that sparked

stopped buying them when they got rid of the sparky things

[toxic relic]

damn

[stone breach]

Oh man i remember bakugan

[toxic relic]

thats sick

[neon bramble]

so what if it almost shredded a toe or two

[stone breach]

I even got the giant dragonoid set that was made up of multiple bakugan

[toxic relic]

hell yeah

that was so fucking cool

thinking about bakugan and beyblades makes me want to buy them again

irresponsible financial decisions

[rose kestrel]

how WW3 will be settled

[stone meadow]

buy the most expensive bakugan you can find on ebay quick

[toxic relic]

already looking

[stone meadow]

thats a pretty good price tbh prolly cost that much brand new alltogether

[toxic relic]

yeah theres another one for 75 thats way better

has an arena board

fuck it, we buy

[stone meadow]

damn

[toxic relic]

gonna bring it to work so we can play

[dim cloak]

Real ones remember Cubix

and had Cubix toys

https://tenor.com/view/cubix-cubix-happy-cubix-yay-yay-gif-7585453088441288690

[candid patio]

everytime i put eyedrops in my eyes I react like I got shot with a bullet

[thin wedge]

bro hoarding bakugon card incase the pokemon tcg mofos get bored

[toxic relic]

fuck pokemon

i never watched it or played the card games

[vague thicket]

pokemon was my thing when i was a kid

yall dont know how cool i thought i was taking my stupid ahh pokewalker to school

miss this sm

[toxic relic]

bring it back

[dim cloak]

I have 2

I still have 2

[toxic relic]

get a second hand one that works and start flexing it

im sure other people will buy it and then you can battle

[vague thicket]

DO THEY WORK

ur so lucky

[dim cloak]

I don't remember where the other one is but

[dim cloak]

unfortnuately they died long ago

[vague thicket]

dead dead or battery dead

[dim cloak]

battery most likely

[vague thicket]

i thought mine was the battery but it wasn’t </3

only time I’ve ever bought freaking watch batteries

[narrow rune]

Trash did I tell you my watch came

[dim cloak]

Currently I use it to stop this shit at night

It's so insanely bright at night

[toxic relic]

you never had a collectors casio calculator watch that you maintained

sad

[dim cloak]

It's so insanely bright during the day

I also have this beut

Still works too

[shy spear]

I joined because I wanted to add that I've just gifted a different friend project zomboid for prob the 8th time, I'm putting people on fr

[dim cloak]

cool keep spreading the Knox virus

[lyric palm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jm29j5zh9pQ

[frail shadow]

i sold mine to buy a laptop and regret it everyday

[dim cloak]

That sucks man

[lyric palm]

https://www.youtube.com/@delinquencyfor2

[frail shadow]

this you?

shits ass

[vague thicket]

no show me

[dim cloak]

I lost all my Gen4+ DS pokemon games at some point

[vague thicket]

LMFAOO??

[frail shadow]

gen 5 is definitely my favourite

easily

[dim cloak]

I lost over FUCKING $2K WORTH OF DS GAMES

[frail shadow]

theyre super expensive as well

black 2 sells for like 100+

i was an idiot and sold it for like 20

i am considering suicide

[vague thicket]

this take is insane

me too

[frail shadow]

its definitely one of the if not the best gen

[vague thicket]

it is not the best gen dawg🥀

[frail shadow]

it is

which one then

[dim cloak]

I had Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Black, White, Black 2, White 2, HeartGold, SoulSilver, X, Y, OmegaRuby, AlphaSapphire and the original Sun

[frail shadow]

i had sun as well

[dim cloak]

I only have Y left now

[frail shadow]

my childhood games were like

x, black 2 and sun

i had tons of hours on X

even though its a really weak pokemon game honestly

[dim cloak]

same. I had at least 100 hours on every game

[vague thicket]

either gen 2 or 4

[frail shadow]

ive not followed anything pokemon related after sun

[vague thicket]

i never played sun that’s like the only one I didn’t play

[frail shadow]

lobotomite take

just end it

just kidding i cant condone that

the regime is watching

[vague thicket]

blow yo shit smoove off✌️🥀

those are the best

totodile my beloved

[dim cloak]

I started with Colluseum and XD: Gale of Darkness on the Gamecube. I sold all my gamecube games to fucking afford the Wii.

Thanks Gamestop

[frail shadow]

totodile is cool

gen 5 did have some pretty lame starters

[dim cloak]

Gen2's starters were the worst actually

[vague thicket]

they were so boring except oshawatt

[vague thicket]

WRONGGGG

[frail shadow]

i like cyndaquill

[dim cloak]

I've always been a water starter trainer tho

[candid patio]

yall i found this "pasta" at costco
it only has 1 ingredient... organic red lentils
shit feels like such a life hack

[frail shadow]

i also like chikorita

[vague thicket]

chikorita is boring but meganium is sick

[frail shadow]

however you spell it

[dim cloak]

Basic Grass, Fire, and Water. no dual types

[frail shadow]

nope theyre all cool

theyre like a spring onion or something

or leek

[vague thicket]

gen 4 has the best types imo

[candid patio]

bulbasaur starter gang

[vague thicket]

super sick

[dim cloak]

I agree

[frail shadow]

gen 4 has some real bangers

[dim cloak]

I got my love for Eevee from XD. I played through that so many times

[vague thicket]

emploeon ❤️❤️❤️

he is so fucking cool

[frail shadow]

im pretty basic but i love garchomp

[vague thicket]

YESSS

[frail shadow]

coolest dragon for sure

[dim cloak]

Btw XD had PLAYABLE GEN4 POKEMON

BEFORE GEN4

[vague thicket]

I fucking live garchomp too

[dim cloak]

Bonsly and Munchlax

[vague thicket]

i had a girl garchomp in a love ball

my queen

[frail shadow]

im not sure if this is real but

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/374776101708

ive seen stuff like it

i think theyre real

i want it so bad

[vague thicket]

Ya that’s real

[dim cloak]

I remember using a Gameshark postgame to access the Mythicals

[vague thicket]

They released that awhile ago

[frail shadow]

its an official pokemon thing ?

[dim cloak]

def not official but it seems good merch

[frail shadow]

i imagine its like 3 billion diller though

[vague thicket]

WAITTT

THEY HAVE LIVE SIZED EEVEELUTIONS RN?

[frail shadow]

how big even are they

liek dog sized

[vague thicket]

https://www.pokemoncenter.com/product/72-10602-101/vaporeon-poke-plush-26-in

https://tenor.com/view/frank-castle-wait-please-stop-please-no-please-gif-21133188

[frail shadow]

dude its 400 dollars

[vague thicket]

I have a pikachu that was like the same price

[frail shadow]

it is cool though

[vague thicket]

It’s like 3 ft tall

[frail shadow]

shit better wax my floors

i want a lifesize quagsire

hes my favourite

[rose kestrel]

emulator device on portable gaming unit might help you relive it

[frail shadow]

i emulate it on my pc

its just not the same

still nice though

and i love not giving nintendo any money

[polar kernel]

why are you calling yourself "it"???

weirdo

[frail shadow]

tell em

[dapper ridge]

huh

[polar kernel]

go ahead thrash call me a name

i know you want to

[vague thicket]

no name for you

[polar kernel]

tell me i should commit a certain action perhaps

[vague thicket]

LMFAO

[dapper ridge]

hmmm you should commit a certain action