general_chat

[heavy ivy]

bee is getting materials to build a library

ofc!!

[harsh vault]

saved from wat?

[fervent moon]

From an Infinite "hi" chain I predicted

[heavy ivy]

I see milky is a fellow Silly Critter™️

thats cool :3

[fervent moon]

Gueh

[harsh vault]

im not silly critter

[stone anchor]

hey i see no response in some other chat i asked so imma ask here again, there any fix or mod to painting door frames in b41?

[onyx igloo]

im evil

im gonna

build inators

[fervent moon]

I assume there is, but I don't know any

[onyx igloo]

the modern car market-inator

[stone anchor]

bruh any news from devs on when its gonna be fixed? or is it fixed in b42

[queen moth]

Okay Doofenshmirtz

[fervent moon]

Hold on, I don't understand. Can you construct your sentence please?

[burnt kite]

world hunger quadrupl-inator

[fervent moon]

Or did I miss something about game (I haven't played for several months)

[onyx igloo]

the financial crisis-inator

[harsh vault]

hai clown!

[burnt kite]

read again

[fervent moon]

Then tell me the meaning of his sentences in constructive text :>

[stone anchor]

not sure whats there to not understand 😅 doorframes arent paintable in current b41 version

and im asking for an ETA on a fix

[queen moth]

They should be able to if you've plastered it

[fervent moon]

Well, now you explained, thanks. There should be a mod responsible for painting doorframes. If there is none then create one :]
Or I will

[harsh vault]

ETAs dont exist here, things come when they do

[burnt kite]

Did the devs give any news on whether they will add the ability to paint doorframes, or is it already a thing in b42

[stone anchor]

not familiar with Lua, would appreciate if a fix was introduced, paint just doesnt seem to apply to doorframes even though the option is there

[fervent moon]

I guess english natives understand much better their own language than I am

[fervent moon]

Ah well.

[burnt kite]

its my third language

either way

[fervent moon]

Brhu

[dim cloak]

bruhu

[stone anchor]

also not mother language for me

either way irrelevant, misunderstandings happen

[harsh vault]

destroyer!

[fervent moon]

Yup.

[dim cloak]

hey floof

[burnt kite]

if they did have ETAs, they would probably be pushed further, players will become impatient, and it will be Lemmy all over again

[stone anchor]

was happy to finish up my own lil fishing hut and then turns out my door is just goddamn white now bruh

[harsh vault]

haiiiii

[harsh vault]

agweed, let the indie devs work at their own pace

[burnt kite]

agweed

[harsh vault]

you'll live

[dim cloak]

AG-weed

[fervent moon]

Do we have to wait some years for a full fix?
🧢

[burnt kite]

to see this world crumble to dust and blow away?

[dim cloak]

probably

[frozen ember]

i just had two curros with choco sauce

yum

😋

[burnt kite]

yummers

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/food-gif-25790260

[burnt kite]

definetly not years

[fervent moon]

We gotta make another nugget pickaxe with this one

[burnt kite]

what in the bri#ish 'food' is this

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[dim cloak]

idk i just yoinked it one day

[burnt kite]

yoiker

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/206466559672188928/1277046428874702889/3x-ezgif.com-webp-to-gif-converter.gif

[dim cloak]

yoiker

[toxic hawk]

i regret investing my hard earned video game resources in this character

[burnt kite]

auhghehrhhdgehngnghhh (cocaine overdose)

[dim cloak]

https://youtu.be/ErJxTpRTHMI?si=E3qby_6mr0gA7EBy

[burnt kite]

what character

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/faust-faust-seven-assoc-gif-332158333834799803

[dim cloak]

what is she a cafeteria lady during the day

[toxic hawk]

how did you know

[dim cloak]

i read the gif

[toxic hawk]

oh yeah, didn't see that

[burnt kite]

balls innit

[real niche]

why isnt alcoholic in the negative trait list?

[heavy ivy]

Im now remembering the time i made a suffering machine on a minecraft server with friends and the TPS dropped by 5 whenever the chickens were loaded in

[dim cloak]

currently watching some Danny Gonzalez rn

[burnt kite]

because everyone in kentucky is alcoholic by default

[real niche]

true

[wraith dust]

more oblivion

[stone anchor]

a nyctophobia trait would also be cool ngl

[dim cloak]

average Elin update

[stone anchor]

same with photophobia

[heavy ivy]

oblivion?

oblivion.

[wraith dust]

[signal steeple]

where can i get help real quick?

[toxic hawk]

whats your desire

i mean need

for help

[signal steeple]

it wont let me load into this server's world

[toxic hawk]

ah multiplayer, something i have no knowledge of

#pz_b41_chat

[signal steeple]

T_T

[ivory grail]

I remember when I was ahead of both my classes now I'm slightly behind on my clinical class

I gotta get some of my work done before tomorrow or I will fail those assignments. But one of my friends isn't doing so well and i want to visit them. Gotta love life

[burnt kite]

get that chromebook charged up lil bro

[ivory grail]

I haven't used a Chromebook since sophomore year

• anyway it mostly textbooks

I just can't focus without a quite location

You gotta love adhd

[burnt kite]

i would love using textbooks

except my handwriting is slow

https://tenor.com/view/lewissaunderson38-lewissaunderson-cry-crying-cry-meme-gif-11499408157122608476

[tulip charm]

my game keeps crashing anyone know why

[ivory grail]

I got doctor handing

I swear they just look at my work and think "....yeah that kinda looks right" and then give me a A

[toxic relic]

practice

if you want

dysgraphia is a fuck too

[ivory grail]

I didn't even know that is a thing

my god I might have that

[toxic relic]

[ivory grail]

no matter how much pratice I do my handwriting is poor. + that would explain why I fail most of the short response vs just showing you how I did it

[toxic relic]

i'm not dysgraphic but i do have fucking bad handwriting lol

[burnt kite]

its not disgraphia, i was just taught a fancy ass cursive 😭

[ivory grail]

the grammar and spelling might just be that I'm always tired though

[burnt kite]

whenever i try any other handwriting, its even slower

[toxic relic]

no issue in transliteration, just dont care about quality lol

[ivory grail]

I

I'm a fast writer just not a neat one

[toxic relic]

i fuck with cursive ngl

[chrome jetty]

Not enough crack

[ivory grail]

sorry got a new keyboard

[toxic relic]

real

[heavy ivy]

we can write fine for ourself but god forbid anyone else needs to read my work

[toxic relic]

i too am fast but bad

[ivory grail]

Like my professor will pull me to the side and ask what I wrote that how bad it is

[toxic relic]

no one else can be privy to your arcane machinations

lol

i dont have advice for that

[chrome jetty]

I do

Drugs

[ivory grail]

FR at this point I made a new writing lang

[burnt kite]

meanwhile me

[toxic relic]

cursive is cool ngl

[ivory grail]

they gonna have to take a two year class to just be able to read mine

[burnt kite]

it does look cool

[toxic relic]

the warrior must be skilled with pen and sword

[burnt kite]

i just need to write faster than that

[ivory grail]

DUDE i'm so piss about cursive I can read it but they stop teaching cursiving when I started

[burnt kite]

and its not even good cursive either

[ivory grail]

the max I got was my first name

[toxic relic]

you can still learn it

outside of school

[gilded bridge]

My handwriting is actually very legible for a med

[toxic relic]

just practice it

[ivory grail]

I don't really need to be able to write in cursive

[toxic relic]

liking it is reason enough

[burnt kite]

i wanted to learn secretary hand recently

but never got to it

[heavy ivy]

cursive is really pretty however it comes in direct conflict with the monospaced font with clearly differentiated characters part of my brain

[toxic relic]

true

[heavy ivy]

both have their places, it just happens that monospaced fits the majority of my use cases

[burnt kite]

and ill probably need a fountain pen

[toxic relic]

i think i like this more actually hahah

[ivory grail]

all that matter is that you can read cursive

[heavy ivy]

teehee :3

[gilded bridge]

I have cursive as the display font on my phone and literally no one can read it, best privacy upgrade I could get
I could be talking about kidnapping someone on the bus and the person next to me won't understand

[heavy ivy]

it all depends on context tbh
this is fucking horrifying, but fountain pens for signatures, creative writing and art? go for it, it's fucking cool

[toxic relic]

HAHAHH no way

i like that

its camp

[ivory grail]

is that cursive in a program?

[heavy ivy]

yes

[toxic relic]

reminds me of early 'computation' theory before dekstops were a thing

[gilded bridge]

This is just an example, I don't kidnap people

[ivory grail]

WHY

[toxic relic]

there are actually programming languages that were written without english in mind

i think its english-defaultism to think that programming is only in english lol

[heavy ivy]

which is good!! I have bias from being in america (god help me), and its memes like these that actually bring these conversations up so i don't continue doing that

[toxic relic]

real

[heavy ivy]

sorry, other languages are good* not english-defaultism lol

[toxic relic]

nw i got it

[burnt kite]

my handwriting btw

[heavy ivy]

polite and to the point

[toxic relic]

that doesnt look bad at all

[heavy ivy]

quite readable

[toxic relic]

verily

[ivory grail]

looks so much better than mine

[burnt kite]

the problem is that its slow

not too slow

but slower than everyone else

[dim cloak]

i write fast but horribly

ignore the iPod

[ivory grail]

that kinda my handwriting

[burnt kite]

"collect my pages" ass font

[ivory grail]

but mine is much smaller

[burnt kite]

what ipod is that

looks sickass

i like ipods

[ivory grail]

I can't write large

[dim cloak]

I think 3rd gen

[burnt kite]

cool

[ivory grail]

I had a kindle somewhere

[dim cloak]

got it for free too

[burnt kite]

i think i had an ipod photo a rong rong time ago

[dim cloak]

also got thid guy

the bottle nearby is sone eyeglasd cleaner

[burnt kite]

man they should bring back ipod touches

i liked how small they were

[dim cloak]

also this beauty

Bold and Brash aka Belongs in the Trash

[burnt kite]

oh

oh my god

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-frank-oh-my-god-i-get-it-gif-22328165

[dim cloak]

guess where I bought it

[burnt kite]

ebay?

[dim cloak]

Hot Topic

[burnt kite]

huh

[dim cloak]

seriously

first time i've ever been in one, and came out with that painting

[burnt kite]

thats crazy

[dim cloak]

They seem to sell like pop culture stuff nowadays

[burnt kite]

i thought it was punk shit or something

[toxic relic]

lol it was never punk

it was like...disney punk

[burnt kite]

okay

disney punk

i thought it was disney punk or something

[toxic relic]

for kids who thought the aesthetic was cool but none of what makes punk actually punk

[dim cloak]

Including internet stuff like Helluva Boss and Digital Circus merch

[toxic relic]

are those series

movies?

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-gif-15901363242606965490

[dim cloak]

internet series

[frail shadow]

alt people used to off themselves for slender man

[toxic relic]

i see

[burnt kite]

we should take all funding from helluva boss and put it into invincible

[frail shadow]

now they fake mental illness

[burnt kite]

like that one family guy episode?

[toxic relic]

is helluva boss bad?

[frail shadow]

like in real life

[dim cloak]

hazbin hotel is

[toxic relic]

whats that

[dim cloak]

by the same person

[toxic relic]

habbo hotel

[burnt kite]

its a fuck fucking fuck fucker series

[toxic relic]

that is not a helpful description

ill look it up

[dim cloak]

this
https://youtu.be/Zlmswo0S0e0?si=qQZ7ex3tf-jvGed5

[burnt kite]

from the fucking same fuck fucking fucking person

[toxic relic]

👍

[dim cloak]

unfortunate it's used by content farms

Elsagate all over again

[frail shadow]

is hazbin hotel actually bad

the fan base is giga cringe but

[dim cloak]

nah just not as good as helluva boss imo

[ivory grail]

I like the art of the show but the fan base is 100% odd

[dim cloak]

helluva boss has good jokes tho

[frail shadow]

it’s definitely mega quirky

[ivory grail]

I support them since they are indie and I do enjoy helluva boss

I just don't really like songs

[dim cloak]

same.

like occasionally, fine

ik Hazbin Hotel was made to be a musical tho

[frail shadow]

you don’t have to support things just because they’re indie

[burnt kite]

i dont like it for the sake of not liking it

[frail shadow]

plenty of doo doo indie projects

[burnt kite]

i can provide no constructive criticism

[dim cloak]

so true

[ivory grail]

I mean I like most of there content

and I'm glad that tv shows are being made from smaller groups

[burnt kite]

and the crowd is dead

[ivory grail]

how dare you kill everyone in a blood filled rage

[burnt kite]

im sowwy

[young kelp]

its made to be a disney princess show

hence a lot of music and overly niave main character

[ivory grail]

best way to do something that sounds unfun play a couple of matchs

of the finals until they throw you in a match with people who won more then you ever played

I only won 300 matches and now I'm fighting a team who won 1000 each

[fair yacht]

firneds!

[last spoke]

Finals talk?

[rose kestrel]

Finals? Better start studying

[last spoke]

Took one hit of the revolver a couple days back

[ivory grail]

I just don't like the match making in this game

[last spoke]

I love how dead I look being a shill

[ivory grail]

god also I hate that the people who won 1000 will actually just stall the matches so they can farm kills

they brought the platform to the very end and got off to just farm us

how petty you gotta be to do that

[burnt kite]

sickass

[last spoke]

Once I had a Quick cash game go to fucking OT because Orange got the first cashout and then just stalled the fucking box for the rest of the 15 minute game

[ivory grail]

I swear we played a match or two together

[last spoke]

You play on Asia servers?

[ivory grail]

I don't even know there were servers for different country

do they really need that?

[toxic relic]

yes lol

[ivory grail]

I swear the current player each day is about 5000

[alpine ermine]

ping

[toxic relic]

if you play on a european server in cambodia your ping will be ass

lagging out

[ivory grail]

true i forgot that

[last spoke]

I mean, I prefer not being queued into a game hosted on a datacenter in fucking Washington

Okay so, if you were to guess, would your automatic matchmaking region be Asia?

[ivory grail]

whenever I can I will post my guy outfit

[ivory grail]

probably not

[last spoke]

Then it is highly unlikely we have played

[ivory grail]

but sometime my ping will be so bad on a couple of matches so maybe they will put you in one randomly

[last spoke]

Sometimes my gf is the lobby host so I may end up on EU servers

[ivory grail]

where would I even check?

[last spoke]

But like

By default it's automatic

[toxic relic]

are you in europe or america or asia

[last spoke]

Which means you'd be queued for whatever datacenter is closest

[toxic relic]

africa usually gets auto'd to europ

[ivory grail]

sadly the USA

and I hate it

here

[toxic relic]

then you're in us servers

[last spoke]

Then you'd be on NA servers

And we have not encountered each other

[ivory grail]

do china not have one because I will get matches with a couple of people who have chinese username or is that just children who think it would look cool

[ivory grail]

also real question do you have a + win to lose ratio

[toxic relic]

chinese players and other asian/oceanic [oftentimes] countries are relegated to asian servers

[ivory grail]

I just need to win 65 matches to get a even win to lose ratio

[heavy ivy]

'just' 65

good luck mate

[ivory grail]

I used to have a + win to lose ratio until they changed the match making

[last spoke]

Uhh, I can't check rn, but it's not good™️

[ivory grail]

now it "skill base match making" it really like if you win one match we shove you in a match with people who won more

and I don't play ranked

[last spoke]

I have this very comical clip though

Most effective Dual Blades user

[carmine monolith]

i dont have a win to lose ratio yet, i havent respawned irl yet

kd still 0

[heavy ivy]

hey if you can win the match without having to kill or be killed thats extra skilled imo

[last spoke]

Just like Scotty!

[carmine monolith]

truth

[ivory grail]

how do you feel about the match making

[hushed chasm]

Oh, hi guys!

[ivory grail]

hello :D

[hushed chasm]

Im new here

[gloomy totem]

hi

[hushed chasm]

How I can not to die there?

[hushed chasm]

WHAT THE- SOMEONE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY? ON DISCORD SERVER?

[hushed chasm]

EVERYONE IGNORED ME

[toxic relic]

uh

sleepy said hi as well

[ivory grail]

I guess I don't matter :(

[last spoke]

It's fine really
Like, aside from people running bitchless loadouts (Lockbolt + literally anything) or anyone that plays light, it's fine really

[toxic relic]

you matter to us sleepy

[ivory grail]

really :)

[hushed chasm]

Oh, I think I have some problems with discord

[toxic relic]

yessir

[ivory grail]

you will regret this :D

[hushed chasm]

Sorry mate!

[burnt kite]

sleepy lives matter

[carmine monolith]

hai sleepy

[toxic relic]

s'all good mate

interesting profile

[burnt kite]

buttsauce

[toxic relic]

isnt that just shit

[hushed chasm]

Hmmm, did you know someone here, who JUST MAYBE needs to voice their mod on Russian?

[toxic relic]

or uh

[ivory grail]

do you not just get like one good match that were really close then the next two to five matches you get placed with new people while fighting people who are ranked in emerald

[hushed chasm]

Oh, you are about my gender? Or about "about me"

[burnt kite]

я насрал тебе в раковину, иди посмотри

[hushed chasm]

Or you about all?

[hushed chasm]

Ахуеть

Да ну

[last spoke]

I don't exactly take pride in my mechanical skill, but like, I can read a situation and generally be smarter than other players

[burnt kite]

ага

прям жиденьким

[hushed chasm]

Спасибо

Как всегда дрисня брат

[last spoke]

Though at times I just lock the fuck in and refuse to die

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1365018685323874386/image0.gif

[last spoke]

That's not English

[burnt kite]

1984

[hushed chasm]

Just maybe

[ivory grail]

true I a sniper main, but if things get bad I can be a heavy and push

[burnt kite]

give us language chats

[toxic relic]

all of it

[toxic relic]

this is not accurate, clown would dominate secoff

[burnt kite]

i got banned on worldbox server for mentioning a guy with a hard r nickname

[last spoke]

Ah, you're the type of player that I fundamentally disrespect and will take full advantage of the fact that your team is essentially a man down

[burnt kite]

for witch hunt

[last spoke]

:3

[hushed chasm]

(Im not that fucked up 10 yrs old which identify himself as Mazda engine, just spoiler)

[ivory grail]

but doesn't feel good when you have a really good close match and then just get pushed in with the sweats. I don't play ranked but the team be fighting is acting like there IRL life depends on winning

[burnt kite]

i mean thats fair, but i didnt know that counted as witch hunt

[toxic relic]

its not fair lol

"erh, is your username a slur?"
-gets banned for 'witchhunting'

[last spoke]

I just play Quick Cash with my gf and other buddies most of the time

[burnt kite]

idk the headmin is pretty chill and told me that i can reappeal soon

[ivory grail]

nah man I'm actually a good sniper often I have 10 kills atleast on each match

[last spoke]

Sometimes I'll play WT with the friend that got me into the game

[toxic relic]

then why did you get banned i nthe first place lol

[burnt kite]

the hard r dude got banned too

idk

im not gonna question it

[ivory grail]

I love playing quick cash but I only play it when I have my friends on otherwise I play platform

[burnt kite]

im too lazy to do that at least

[last spoke]

Power shift is the source of the least enjoyable gameplay imaginable I'm sorry

[ivory grail]

I'm never gonna get use to this new keyboard :(

[ivory grail]

why what wrong with it?

[burnt kite]

i think its because they thought that i pinged him to bypass slurs, but when i told them, that i then realized it was stupid and that i should have just reported, they told me that its still witch hunting

so gfy

go to the forever box

[heavy ivy]

its like payload in tf2 but worse :(

[toxic relic]

weird

roblox is weird

[burnt kite]

huh?

[hushed chasm]

Братан, какая нахуй охота на ведьм, поясни для тупика, я как бы вроде тяну этот ваш английский, но я для таких умных мыслей ещё не дорос

[last spoke]

Oh boye I love being in a game with 4 lobotomised flamethrower heavies on my team and 3 sniper lights and 2 spears on the enemy team

[toxic relic]

every game is roblox

[ivory grail]

I never got 4 flamethrower heavies but I always get a group of 4 medium with turrets that they place on the platform

those are the worst

[heavy ivy]

roblox is a shitfuck of a platform
it had its place in 2007-2016 as a platform for kids n young adults to make games with a minimal cost of entry
and while im sure there was still issues then it just continually went downhill from there

[toxic relic]

real

[last spoke]

Please Embark, give Spear alt fire a cooldown please

[toxic relic]

every game is roblox nowadays

with few exceptions

[ivory grail]

but they were fine when you use to be able to throw a glitch bomb but now they gave the medium a way to just block those

[last spoke]

Didn't they nerf APS turret through the floor?

[heavy ivy]

the platform feeds into the pump and dump trend chasing that younger kids tend to fall into

[rose kestrel]

waiting for Project Zomblox

[ivory grail]

so yeah I get why it unenjoyable but I do like that you can't really wall yourself in a area like the quick cash is

[hushed chasm]

I would try that

[dim cloak]

huh

[ivory grail]

I don't think so

[burnt kite]

витч хантинг это типо активной охоты на типов за какие то проступки. Например на реддите, меня на одном сабреддите забанили за витч хант, а именно за то что я доебался до чела изза того что он плохо пишет (хотя этот чел активно оскорблял какого то другого типа). Вообщем, я сам не сильно знаю

[hushed chasm]

Im upset that some nice games there just living with JUST MAYBE 100+ players

[ivory grail]

atleast when I try to gas the platform by throwing it under it, it still destory it

[heavy ivy]

there are good games on there, but they are few and far between, and never get more than a few hundred concurrent players because by being unique they get shadowbanned from search and any algorithm pages

[hushed chasm]

Ааа, а если я разнылся и потом что-то тупое высрал и из меня стикер сделали, считается?

[last spoke]

My Mic wasn't working at the time, but the audio transcript is basically
THUNk
"Nah, fuck ya"

[frail shadow]

you know what’s good

churros

[burnt kite]

Вроде да

[last spoke]

Hey chat

[ivory grail]

dude the medium guys and light have little to no kick back

[burnt kite]

hai

[last spoke]

What happened to English Only?

[ivory grail]

while the heavy is very bad

[burnt kite]

im trying to explain to him what witch hunting is

[hushed chasm]

Do you like racing games?.. I know one real diamond

[burnt kite]

mb

[burnt kite]

but really, we need language chats

[last spoke]

Do it in english

[ivory grail]

I liked the heavy but I swear there guns don't do much damage anymore

[heavy ivy]

We don't really touch the platform anymore, havent in a few years at this point

[rose kestrel]

stick of sugar

[hushed chasm]

Maybe im too new and dunno about all that stuff, but seems to me that we have there only 10 non English persons

And they as me talk in English

[burnt kite]

thats still a noticeable amount

and in fact, there could be more

[ivory grail]

the only good gun for heavy is a flamethrower if you truely count that as a gun

[last spoke]

The issue isn't that speaking another language gets in the way, it's that the mods have a much harder job monitoring the chat when they have to put half of it through google translate

[heavy ivy]

Even if most people have good intentions it's a lot of extra overhead for mainly english speaking moderators to manage, especially in a large public server like this

[hushed chasm]

Idk, 1 of reasons why im here is to talk with native English guys, so lets keep it as it was

[ivory grail]

when they point it at you there really nothing you can do it just hard to see what you're trying to shoot at

[hushed chasm]

I can be moderator and help to check for ru guys, vote for m-

[burnt kite]

nuh uh

[last spoke]

The M60 is fine

[burnt kite]

vote for me

[hushed chasm]

Nah, I WILL GREAT PZ GREAT AGAIN

[rose kestrel]

Rigged

[last spoke]

It's always funny when there's a heavy with a Sledge

Because like

Dude's got a melee weapon

[burnt kite]

real

[last spoke]

What happens if I just press S

[burnt kite]

you strafe back

duh

[last spoke]

Exactly

[hushed chasm]

I WILL MAKE COMMUNISM AND NORMAL RUSSIAN BUILD 42 TRANSLATE TO RUSSIAN

[last spoke]

Now the heavy with a melee weapon can do nothing

[burnt kite]

dont mention ideology here

and politics

[ivory grail]

I do like the sledge and I'm glad they added the claw so that they can't just easyly run away from you anymore

[burnt kite]

mods dont like it

[hushed chasm]

Im joking

[burnt kite]

they dont like jokes

https://tenor.com/view/death-milk-screaming-wtf-bozo-gif-21451981

[last spoke]

Oh Winch claw is a joke lmao

[hushed chasm]

But we really need normal 42 build translate, please. 14.8 Russians in pz community needs it

[ivory grail]

yeah it is but atleast I can try to grab a man that is running away from me

[last spoke]

Oh my view snapped to this heavy, now I can just left click and know I'm doing damage, and then as soon as the animation is done I just turn around and sprint away

[burnt kite]

full translation will probably come out on release

[rose kestrel]

no we need it translated for the one Silesian fan first

[last spoke]

Like by the time your sledge is even ready to swing, I'm gone

[hushed chasm]

Hehe, you are right

[ivory grail]

they just have to be like 4 feet away from me

[heavy ivy]

#translations is the channel for you, where you can help translate or just talk about translating the game

[burnt kite]

why do my legs feel like they are floating

freaky

[hushed chasm]

Yeah, but fuuuuck, my eyes is burning when I see mix of Russian words and English and EVEN LETTERS FROM TWO LANGUAGES MIXED

[rose kestrel]

overstimulated brother

[ivory grail]

did you get up to quickly

have you ate?

[hushed chasm]

REALLY?

[burnt kite]

overstimulated by what

my screen is b/w

[rose kestrel]

could be anything

[hushed chasm]

Okay, I will try to find time to do that

[ivory grail]

so close to a silly cat gif

[burnt kite]

nope and nope

[ivory grail]

but I gotta go

[last spoke]

Lights are just the worst teammates I swear

[ivory grail]

goodbye my silly chatters

[burnt kite]

im afraid we have to endure

[hushed chasm]

Then...Byeeee! Have a nice day (or night)

[ivory grail]

my planet needs me

[hushed chasm]

Good luck

[hushed chasm]

Yeah, I see

Okay guys, I need to go for sleep... I guess...Byeeeee

[burnt kite]

i am so lonely

[frail shadow]

yeah and filled with like

nice things

[last spoke]

Hey Bee, does Riley remember this BULLSHIT?

[rose kestrel]

filled with diabetes

[burnt kite]

diabetes speedrun any%

[rose kestrel]

no cod like voice chatter? I Sleep....

[last spoke]

Oh yeah, why climb the stairs when you could pretend the stairs is just a ladder

[burnt kite]

why climb when you can just ascend

[last spoke]

just go up lol

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lorax-flying-orange-gif-9286319087226105937

[thorn marlin]

the finals in project zomboid when

[burnt kite]

the final project

[thorn marlin]

the final project....

[burnt kite]

the final zomboid

[thorn marlin]

the zomboid

[burnt kite]

project finals

[narrow rune]

@tame eagle

[last spoke]

Oh that's a good bread

[thin wedge]

Moe you burnt it

[thorn marlin]

why can't we bake brownies in pz, missed opportunity

[last spoke]

That's not bread

[thin wedge]

cause this ain't pz chat

#pz_b42_chat

Gottem

[thorn marlin]

ah yes, you're right

[last spoke]

My brightness was turned down so I thought it was low brightness bread

[toxic relic]

actually bill is left

[last spoke]

Is that cake or brownie?

[toxic relic]

as in, no brain left

[narrow rune]

That's the color you fool

It's a Guinness cake

[thin wedge]

You dropped it dirt bruh

[thorn marlin]

mud cake

[toxic relic]

hmm

its edible

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-did-not-drop-it-gif-19254158

[last spoke]

Chat I need advice
I feel sick, I'm rostered on today, and I haven't slept a wink

I feel I should call in sick

But this happens pretty often

And I feel like I call in sick too often and don't wanna seem unreliable

[toxic relic]

erh

i dont think i can offer advice

[burnt kite]

throw a coin

[toxic relic]

feels weird to offer advice about something potentially serious like work

[last spoke]

Energy drinks don't work

[toxic relic]

they really dont

[last spoke]

Especially not for us

Because the whole

Stimulants calm this brain down thing

[toxic relic]

real

[burnt kite]

how intensive is your work

[last spoke]

It's a customer service job

[burnt kite]

no micronaps then i guess

[last spoke]

Answering phone calls and manning the info counter

I do not micro naps

If I fall asleep (difficult) it's just as hard to wake me

[burnt kite]

maybe you shouldnt risk it

[last spoke]

(Difficult)

[burnt kite]

yeah youll look like a zomboid

[carmine monolith]

(diffficult)

[burnt kite]

but at least you wont put your income at risk

[last spoke]

Thing is, it feels like this happens every 3-4 weeks

On Mondays specifically

Which, I'unno, I don't want it to look like there's a pattern

[burnt kite]

idk

[toxic relic]

mondays do suck ass

[burnt kite]

i think you should just do it

[last spoke]

Which it?

Going in or calling in?

[burnt kite]

go work

[last spoke]

Bleghhhh

[burnt kite]

its the most viable option

[heavy ivy]

dont work if you dont feel up to it

[burnt kite]

you have said that you regularly called in sick

[neon bramble]

the biggest dickhead in the game, bugs with brains bigger than most people's heads

[burnt kite]

and i, personally, wont tickle my fate's balls for too long

[heavy ivy]

if there is a pattern its probably related to something, which may be able to be solved, but nobody thinks well when feeling shitty so there's another time for that

right now, rest

[neon bramble]

assholes who sting you with stun and hyperalleregenic poison and go invisible immediately are somehow a million times less obnoxious than big brain bugs

[last spoke]

The pattern is that I stay up late to spend time with Maki

The result is that I've adopted a danish sleep schedule while being Australian

[burnt kite]

idk dood

how shitty do you feel on scale from 1 to 10

[last spoke]

[heavy ivy]

you shouldnt have to conform your important side of life to work :(

[fair yacht]

bee!

scarf!

:D

[last spoke]

Hej

[burnt kite]

work could be vital though

[heavy ivy]

work is a means to an end
that end being scarf spending time with her Maki

[burnt kite]

idk, i think she should go this time to avoid a pattern

[last spoke]

I mean like, they need me, it's not like they can get rid of me, because there's literally nobody else right now

But I don't want to be seen as replaceable either

[heavy ivy]

i said my bit, scarf hope you feel better soon either way

and when max wakes up im still clinging to it

[burnt kite]

yeah, i think you should go in

up to you, or course

[wraith dust]

Nuh uh

[last spoke]

Might text the manager and let her know I didn't sleep for shit, maybe she can help me swap with someone later in the week

[burnt kite]

pros and cons of going in:
pros:
You avoid a pattern, meaning you can call off sick when you feel even shittier

They won't think you are untrustworthy

Money
Cons:
It fucking sucks
It fucking sucks
It fucking sucks

[carmine monolith]

!rank

[prime thorn]

Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid

[neon bramble]

!dance

[carmine monolith]

how about

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1013627138454327296/breakdance.gif

[carmine monolith]

no

[neon bramble]

yes

[burnt kite]

!rank

[prime thorn]

Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid

[burnt kite]

pluh

[heavy ivy]

my power grows, gordon

[hardy mural]

You are rank #40 at level 37 with 65,708 experience. (2,842 left for the next level)
[■■■■ ] 22%

[burnt kite]

gordon?

gordon freeman?

[thin wedge]

gorgeous freeman

[neon bramble]

I think I was too hasty pawning my machinegun

[unkempt urchin]

Is build 42 working for older amd cards yet or is it never gonna? 💔

[burnt kite]

pz is more ram intensive i feel

whats the card

[thin wedge]

cpu intensive

[gusty nacelle]

Any recommended servers preferably one with less mods that don’t even do nth special just makes the game laggy

[unkempt urchin]

I Really like mjota.net

[frail shadow]

i can afford the extra weight

im built like B.J. Blazkowicz basically

[unkempt urchin]

I keep praying for a miracle, b41 works just fine but I've never been able to try b42

[frail shadow]

pz is pretty demanding

[gusty nacelle]

Go in the steam library right click the game click properties then deta and change it to b42

[burnt kite]

anissa is so chopped in the comics

[frail shadow]

i just happen to know what you’re talking about

but not everyone here is akinator

[gusty nacelle]

I don’t wanna play by my self either 😅

[unkempt urchin]

I've reached there, but when I try to play it never makes it past "click here to start"

[gusty nacelle]

Ohh u gotta unsubscribe all the mods

[unkempt urchin]

When I play there's normally around 30 people, it's pretty vanilla but good

[unkempt urchin]

Actually? I've got like 1000 😭

[gusty nacelle]

Yah I like it that way

[tame eagle]

oh~ looks good

[narrow rune]

Thanks

[tame eagle]

was it tasty?

[narrow rune]

Frosting could have been better but yea

[fair yacht]

mmmmmm seltzer water that totally isnt beer

[gusty nacelle]

There is a option to unsubscribe all the mods in the workshop

[thin wedge]

the dirt could be excluded too

[narrow rune]

Joe I'm going to kill you I've had an awful day

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/dirt-eating-dirt-eating-grime-mud-laughing-gif-13873153

[unkempt urchin]

Then you might like it, tho factions are a pretty big part of it and they do swipes every once in a while

[gusty nacelle]

Are u on now?

[fair yacht]

time to binge more SAO :)

[unkempt urchin]

I'll give that a shot then, hopefully it works

[gusty nacelle]

Do they PvP I love PvP

[unkempt urchin]

Nope but I'll be tomorrow

[unkempt urchin]

I think no, only pve

💔

[gusty nacelle]

Ah naa I’m good I hate pve people mess with you stuff and u can’t do anything about it

[last spoke]

Just called in. Lucky for me, she was actually hoping for an excuse to swap one of my shifts for Thursday this week because she wanted to run me through a couple of processes I haven't had the chance to go through yet

[unkempt urchin]

No they've got bases, no one u don't approve can enter

[gusty nacelle]

Yah but what about your cars

Plus what’s the point of the factions not like they competing

Just always zombies no shoot outs or factions wars

[mighty dragon]

whats like the offical ram usage guide for servers?

[unkempt urchin]

If you park them in your base it's safe

[gusty nacelle]

No enemy faction trying to get revenge or take your loot

[heavy ivy]

oh thats convientent

[unkempt urchin]

Tho good luck finding a car outside of Louisville

[last spoke]

How many players are you expecting to have and how heavily modded are you planning to run it?

[gusty nacelle]

No random stranger trying to kill you 😕 pve takes away all the excitement

[wraith dust]

[heavy ivy]

pve my beloved

[gusty nacelle]

Plz don’t mod it too much bro it’s gonna be laggy and plz turn on PvP and loot respawn with out loot respawn online servers will get ruined really fast

[last spoke]

I'm pretty sure the rule of thumb is 3GB base +0.5 per expected concurrent player + extra at your discretion depending on the weight of your mods

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-2-reflourished-reflourished-pvz-2-rfl-rfl-pvz-rfl-gif-18223454325919140611

pvz is truly dead

[neat moat]

damn

date passed

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-gta-explosion-gif-27354065

[heavy ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/2014-gif-22209405

[thin wedge]

its joever fr

i just want another garden warfare

[burnt kite]

holy peak

[toxic relic]

new manga dropped

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/konfusha-gif-15699957564414302481

another day of trying not to lose it

[toxic relic]

we read

[heavy ivy]

read it read it

[thin wedge]

you

[heavy ivy]

enjoy the gays

[toxic relic]

stop trying

[thin wedge]

not "we"

[toxic relic]

fr

[thin wedge]

[karmic jetty]

wha

[toxic relic]

new gay manga from an author that doesnt use stereotypes

insane drop

https://tenor.com/view/diablo-4-gif-3927235506467555467

[thin wedge]

so the hands are normal size?

[toxic relic]

i never read fucking yaoi

so no

[karmic jetty]

literally unreadable

[toxic relic]

lose it

[thin wedge]

or they have normal chest size

[toxic relic]

yes

both

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/engineer-engi-engie-buff-tf2-gif-16863203051201785331

[toxic relic]

normal looking guy

he says i love you

spoiler

[karmic jetty]

style is reminiscent of naoki urasawas

especially the eyes

[toxic relic]

its not him

[karmic jetty]

and schnose

SCHNOZ

https://tenor.com/view/doitfartdoitstankdoitsquirt-do-it-fart-stank-gif-8316259521989127806

[toxic relic]

damn

i dont think its big

[burnt kite]

my name is pubert

[karmic jetty]

wheres ur bro mewbert

[thin wedge]

mewbert indeed

https://tenor.com/view/meme-oblivion-horse-caption-remastered-gif-9693260550838181829

[karmic jetty]

evil intimidating horse!!!

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/your-honor-my-client-saul-goodman-gif-27467084

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-funny-reaction-meme-stan-twt-horse-gif-5445268815333743861

horse of lies and deceit

[neat moat]

evil Larry already stole mine

[toxic relic]

larry? what about barry?

[karmic jetty]

how could larry the lobster do this

[toxic relic]

barry deez nuts in your mouth

gottem

[burnt kite]

bavarian larry

lavarian barry

[thin wedge]

rip awesome lesbian couple

petsh

the horse is here

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-stare-intense-gif-8871241302243172472

[toxic relic]

petsh

[thin wedge]

the five horse of the apocalypse

[rose kestrel]

filled with petroleum dyes to

[burnt kite]

most deserved number 1 in humankind's history

[tulip wagon]

hello! i’m currently trying to find a way to fix my issue with launching the game and i’ve tried every single trouble shooting issue i can find

where would be a good channel to ask for assistance?

[burnt kite]

#1019767076094758924

[tulip wagon]

thank you!

[karmic jetty]

alternatively u can fork over 20 grand for immediate assist here

[thin wedge]

finally a low rank that doesnt make us istg

and yes 20 grand for misinformation

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160784514633715744/1312620361237528667/attachment.gif

[thin wedge]

zilly just gonna read of shit from the wiki

misinformation hub

[karmic jetty]

carl weezer

[thin wedge]

Get my duck foot pistol

its time for weezer to meet their doom

[karmic jetty]

whats with these homies dissin my gurl

[thin wedge]

so true

[karmic jetty]

:kittybop:

[thin wedge]

bros thinks they're buddy holly

[karmic jetty]

i actually liked the bloo album lol

[heavy ivy]

oooh weeeee ooooh

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/weezer-rivers-cuomo-hey-guys-its-me-river-cuomo-i-love-radiohead-gif-24520870

[karmic jetty]

carl weezer cover of weezer >

https://tenor.com/view/weezer-weezer-blue-weezer-meme-weezer-fade-in-gif-27392011

[thin wedge]

MID

[toxic relic]

i live in your head

weezer more like

[karmic jetty]

steve wears weezer blue

[toxic relic]

i hardly

[frail shadow]

in américa maybe

[burnt kite]

im going to sleep chat

[fallen valve]

gn bro

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rigbycat-rigby-cat-tongue-gif-18357263336141773644

[toxic relic]

real

[hasty thistle]

Say it aint so-o-o-o!!!

[heavy ivy]

hai imnvs

how it goin

[burnt kite]

these squeezables aint shi-

[hasty thistle]

Lazy Sunday. If the spouse was feeling better, would have been at my parents helping them get ready to move to a single level retirement place.

Being in your 70s sucks. Stairs are a mortal enemy.

[heavy ivy]

oh stairs are awful at that age. best of luck with the move when it happens, and enjoy the quiet day ^^

[hasty thistle]

Yeah, though it feels sad: them selling the house I grew up in and have so many memories of.

[toxic relic]

everything stays, but it still changes

ever so slightly, daily and nightly

how the fuck do you spell that

[hasty thistle]

That.

[toxic relic]

cool, its correct

[toxic relic]

[frail shadow]

let’s get you back to bed grandpa

[thin wedge]

you know what doesnt change

[toxic relic]

i'm an old man

[thin wedge]

the egg mcmuffin sandwich

[toxic relic]

wrong

[thin wedge]

from mcdonald's breakfast menu

available all day

[frail shadow]

these guys cant chew such hard foods

you have to realise

[hasty thistle]

McDonald's breakfast menu does change. Anyone got pancakes there in the last decade?

[toxic relic]

i've never had an egg mcmuffin

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-2-mgs2-mgs-metal-gear-solid-snake-gif-6225976931778117925

[toxic relic]

theyre available in nz

never got it though, 10 bucks for 4 pancakes? nah

[hasty thistle]

But has anyone got them?

[toxic relic]

idk lol

[frail shadow]

in what world

4 pancakes for 10 euro

[toxic relic]

ikr

[frail shadow]

these pancakes better polish my shoes or something

[toxic relic]

i've only seen them once in store and they were tiny

[thin wedge]

indeed

[frail shadow]

a pancake costs literal cents to make

[toxic relic]

indeed

[frail shadow]

what are they putting in them to make them so expensive

[toxic relic]

capitalism

[karmic jetty]

mcpancakes

puttin that special mc sauce

[frail shadow]

we need to go to their corporate offices in new zealand and put down whoever implemented this

[toxic relic]

pleaase do

[thin wedge]

"inflation"

[toxic relic]

this is what they look like

[thin wedge]

[heavy ivy]

the horrors

[thin wedge]

sadcakes more like

[frail shadow]

you guys remember when the apple pie things were like 50 cents and you got TWO of them

[toxic relic]

yeah

[thin wedge]

boomer

[frail shadow]

im 21

💔

[toxic relic]

the meme speaks truths

[frail shadow]

i have an old man soul

[toxic relic]

i was almost born in 1984

couldve been such a funny joke

[hasty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/maxxy-rainbow-maxxyrainbowesc-drag-queen-drag-eurovision-gif-19221619

[toxic relic]

a small coke is 4.8

[frail shadow]

you’re 40

[hasty thistle]

Xennial here. Not a Boomer.

[frail shadow]

you old decrepit monkey

[toxic relic]

a 2.5 l coke from woolies is less

[hasty thistle]

A 12-pack of cans is less than that.

[frail shadow]

those are actually insane prices

[toxic relic]

fast food is expensive here

[frail shadow]

it’s a small as well

[thin wedge]

why does your fanta look like the toxic orange

and not the euro normal orange

[toxic relic]

photo editing

it doesnt look like that irl

[frail shadow]

im pretty the cup is just orange

the other ones aren’t transparent either

[hasty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-so-pretty-bill-lyons-oldgays-i-look-really-nice-i'm-beautiful-gif-9429861590434564648

[toxic relic]

ya

[frail shadow]

well god forbid

im starting to think i might the dyslexic with the amount i just forget whole words when typing

like that

jesus

[toxic relic]

he actually looks good ngl

[hasty thistle]

Pretty spry for an old guy.

[frail shadow]

lord

i guess you have less options as you age

[toxic relic]

ok child

[hasty thistle]

Be pretty or just fade away like a Tolkien elf.

[frail shadow]

im pretty

i’ve been told

[hasty thistle]

As an aside... this still weirds me out:

[frail shadow]

authority ?

[hasty thistle]

No, just that the Frog has it.

[fair yacht]

Imnvs!

[thin wedge]

frogski do be overweight

perfect fit for the role

[frail shadow]

that’s so terrible of uou

[hasty thistle]

What is with the name change, Sporfo???

[heavy ivy]

frogski has become green

[thin wedge]

weedski

[hasty thistle]

Okay, that actually makes sense.

[fair yacht]

fixation.

also this

[carmine monolith]

frog...........

[frail shadow]

i’ve recently reverted to my old picture thing

im beautiful again

[thin wedge]

[carmine monolith]

meowth

[fair yacht]

[thin wedge]

who fr

[fair yacht]

i forgot i set my own

note

[frail shadow]

self aware at least

[fair yacht]

facts

then i had crazy theories this morning and a crisis

"What if im not real. what if this is just a simulated world"

[elder cradle]

Meat popsicle

[fair yacht]

i think ive been playing too much sao

[hasty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/fifth-element-bruce-willis-meatpopsicle-gif-26539117

[thin wedge]

i am steve

[elder cradle]

No youre not

Youre bill joe

[hasty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-steve-i-am-steve-meme-gif-18228557264748122269

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-minecraft-a-minecraft-movie-jack-black-i-am-steve-gif-13691645871022200802

YOOOOOOOOOO we did it at the same time

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rolecism-roleism-lower-rank-superior-rank-roleist-gif-704075127473675071

[hasty thistle]

Yeah, I was confused for a moment, like... that's not the gif I picked!

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/malty-mayne-bitch-slut-the-rise-of-the-shield-hero-gif-18603725

[hasty thistle]

Then I saw you did it.

[fair yacht]

more low rank trash

[elder cradle]

[fair yacht]

just kidding

everyone is fren

[thin wedge]

expect ghoti

[fair yacht]

ghoti is fren

[thin wedge]

ghoti will push us off a cliff if it means getting 20 bucks

[rapid moth]

[hasty thistle]

Mostly because their name can't be pronounced correctly without deep lore.

[fair yacht]

nuh uh ghoti is fren

@neat moat goldfish fren

i summon the

[thin wedge]

@neat moat kill everyone here for 20 bucks ya or nah

[fair yacht]

System call: Summon companion

[hasty thistle]

@neat moat is goat or fish?

[toxic relic]

you play warthunder

[thin wedge]

bro ain't goated

💀

[elder cradle]

For a bit

[toxic relic]

also you only have 41 kills in fortnite

[elder cradle]

It gets boring

[hasty thistle]

Oh, please, I didn't mean goated. I meant goat... like:

https://tenor.com/view/playing-dead-viralhog-freeze-playful-faint-fake-faint-gif-25303325

[thin wedge]

just goat indeed

[neat moat]

bet

[toxic relic]

you've played 13 total fortnite matches

[thin wedge]

See ghoti would totally stab us

[toxic relic]

thats still more than 0

-rep

[thin wedge]

but keeping your enemies closer do be like that

[toxic relic]

you only use your epic account for minecraft

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/roleism-roleist-low-role-low-rank-sukuna-gif-13522412719228979828

[hasty thistle]

Me and ghoti:

https://tenor.com/view/mr-burns-simpsons-enemies-enemy-gif-18199124

[dim cloak]

forgot the pic lol

[elder cradle]

Well damn

Wharrido

[thin wedge]

you didn't pass stinkass's vibe check

[toxic relic]

interesting profile

definitely not

[fair yacht]

hi ghoiut!

[toxic relic]

your username also has 2009 in it

[hasty thistle]

The hell are you trying to do? Test your gastrointestinal system???

[fair yacht]

yummer

[toxic relic]

which leads me to assume you're a child

[fair yacht]

Stink fren!

https://tenor.com/view/alice-zuberg-sword-art-online-discord-banners-gif-23272330

[elder cradle]

[toxic relic]

salutations alice

[dim cloak]

hey sporf

[fair yacht]

:D

[fair yacht]

hello!

[toxic relic]

how are you

[fair yacht]

mmm we are fine

[toxic relic]

[hasty thistle]

Huh... "biFLEXsual"?

[toxic relic]

its okay to have neutral days

[hasty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/flexgirl-muscle-girl-gif-18037976

[toxic relic]

can't live in the extremes all the time '

[fair yacht]

tommorow is monday...

[elder cradle]

Yeah...

[thin wedge]

You know what that mean

its meth monday

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-gif-9745930313517122415

get your can crack pipes ready