Although the pickaxe is kinda clean fr
#general_chat
surreal mirage
gilded bridge
It's random
quasi slate
i dont remember my blood type
hidden spruce
i dont remember my blood type
dim cloak
i dont remember my blood type
same
oh i was under the impression you had to earn the power, aka you had to fight w/o powers against someone who had powers
quasi slate
o type can donate to everyone but only accept their own right
lilac quarry
o type can donate to everyone but only accept their own right
depends on the rh factor but yeah
hidden spruce
gilded bridge
oh i was under the impression you had to earn the power, aka you had to fight w/...
From what I understood, you both have the same power and have to fight with someone to death so you can get to keep the power
gilded bridge
o type can donate to everyone but only accept their own right
According to the ABO blood classification yes
But there are others
gilded bridge
depends on the rh factor but yeah
There are others too
gilded bridge
You misunderstood
lilac quarry
I forget the matrix of it because I don’t deal with blood infusions
quasi slate
matrix
lilac quarry
Neo
gilded bridge
There are other criteria, other antibodies
lilac quarry
There are other criteria, other antibodies
Yeah naturally
I can’t donate because of a specific agent I have
hidden spruce
https://tenor.com/view/matrix-dodge-neo-gif-13288848
nahhh ping 999999 can dodge it so easily
gilded bridge
I probably have a blood-borne pathogen
quasi slate
nahhh ping 999999 can dodge it so easily
damage will register 10 minutes later
gilded bridge
damage will register 10 minutes later
Both ways
You won't take damage and the enemy won't either
harsh vault
I can’t donate because of a specific agent I have
are you a hitman
gilded bridge
Until Client data reaches the server
harsh vault
woah!
gilded bridge
They can’t scan it
There isn't a big enough scanner
lilac quarry
gilded bridge
They can’t scan it
Now imagine if it was on your forehead, we'd need a orbit level GPS camera to scan it
lilac quarry
Now you’re getting it
tulip socket
#creativity can this be used for to post our custom character?
tulip socket
okay
neon bramble
lokiel deflates into a normal human when he's on shift
harsh vault
Now you’re getting it
what is he getting, can i get it too
neon bramble
or does he get the biggest ambulance
harsh vault
bird stop bullying him!
gilded bridge
what is he getting, can i get it too
I can give it to you if you want
harsh vault
what is it
gilded bridge
what is it
It
harsh vault
good movie
lilac quarry
hit randomize ONCE
gilded bridge
it was psychological horror
I don't like horror anyway,
That woman scares me way more than any game
harsh vault
that doesnt look scary
quasi slate
hit randomize ONCE
🫦
👉
neat moat
oooo tough guy
harsh vault
its a flash game!
neat moat
look everyone floofie is too cool to get scared
neat moat
its a flash game!
it's a music video
harsh vault
the only thing that can scare me is having to confront certain people
surreal mirage
Play soma
harsh vault
whats that
surreal mirage
Horror game
harsh vault
is it the new trend
surreal mirage
It's an older game
harsh vault
oh
neat moat
Soma is mid I'm sorry
harsh vault
why say sorry?
surreal mirage
Soma is peak bro
harsh vault
your opinion is valid
neat moat
nah
surreal mirage
Game makes you question what existence really it
gilded bridge
Wanna get scared to the point of getting trauma?
neat moat
It think prefer blue did a better job at it
gilded bridge
Watch the Syrian revolution archive
neat moat
but that was a moobie
frozen ember
soma detzez nuts
neat moat
soma is when you find out your penar is an aarmadildo
harsh vault
Game makes you question what existence really it
a game has never done that to me
frozen ember
frozen ember
a game has never done that to me
go play a story game then
quasi slate
i still have the discord invite link that redirects you to this gif with the meme audio playing in the background
surreal mirage
Just play schedule 1
foggy remnant
I broke my pick
quasi slate
I broke my pick
gilded bridge
Watch the Syrian revolution archive
Ive seen things that should have never occurred to anyone's mind
foggy remnant
pick as in a guitar pick
technically I should have a bass pick
since I play bass
but we only had a guitar pick
which is probably why it broke
Guitar picks are thin
and bass picks need to be thicker
quasi slate
time to grow out thumb nail until you get a new pick
foggy remnant
I have another one
raven crane
foggy remnant
but it’s an even thinner guitar pick
so it might also break lol
this pick is more special though
I’ve had it since before I played bass
In a little chest
I stole it from my dad when I was really young lol
foggy remnant
now I can actually use it
hollow whale
awh
lilac quarry
and bass picks need to be thicker
I've never seen someone play bass with a pick
figured it was mostly finger style
hidden spruce
foggy remnant
I've never seen someone play bass with a pick
some bands play with picks some play with fingies
hollow whale
figured it was mostly finger style
foggy remnant
My dad got the bass he gave to me from a friend like 10 years ago
ivory grail
I had a heart attack man i got a 65 for a quiz that I study at but after i got it back that when i realize she mark like 5 question wrong so I think it should be passing atleast
hollow whale
guys you seem pretty busy but could you direct me on how to find people to play with
foggy remnant
https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-csm-power-chainsaw-man-power-gif-26397320
ah fujimotos favorite character
hollow whale
I had a heart attack man i got a 65 for a quiz that I study at but after i got i...
Yooooo so did my grandad
quasi slate
ivory grail
I had a heart attack man i got a 65 for a quiz that I study at but after i got i...
Administration medication that what the test was. Btw
lilac quarry
that's what I tell my patients
frozen ember
see! its not important for your liver to be puming that little blood ulll be fine
lilac quarry
@foggy remnant what brand is your bass?
hollow whale
He DEFINITELY drew half of csm while bricked
No shame
ivory grail
at least the math portion of it
The math portions was the easy part. I took calus and the math question was like 80% easier then calcu questions
foggy remnant
<@903671558793494559> what brand is your bass?
I have no idea
hollow whale
I'd do the same thing in his position
foggy remnant
It has a swirly J on it
ivory grail
The issue that I had was know which size needles was i meant to use
hollow whale
foggy remnant
You could look at like any panel from CSM that has a woman in it and think “fujimoto was probably bricked when he drew this” and you’d be right
ivory grail
I need the needle to be right beside me so I can actually see the size vs just thinking about 1/2 inches and like 21 gauges or somwthing
hollow whale
I wonder if the big Fuji has a degration kink
hollow whale
Neither would I
lilac quarry
I need the needle to be right beside me so I can actually see the size vs just t...
yeah to this day I just assume all my IVs are 25mm unless it's an ungaurded chest needle then it's naturally larger lol
hollow whale
real
hollow whale
yeah to this day I just assume all my IVs are 25mm unless it's an ungaurded ches...
is this doctor talk
ivory grail
Doctor talk
lilac quarry
is this doctor talk
I'm so far from a doctor it's hilarious
basically an uber xl driver
hollow whale
I'm so far from a doctor it's hilarious
dexter?
ivory grail
I'm currently taking a MA class so not really a doctor talk
frozen ember
are you kidding og lonk
ivory grail
More like a medical assistance talk
neat moat
is this doctor talk
No bro cuts people up for fun
stone meadow
basically an uber xl driver
deliveroo for the hospital
lilac quarry
no real shit in the grand scope of medicine lmao I'm the dopey janitor
hollow whale
More like a medical assistance talk
medical assistance?
frozen ember
can you doordash me a new heart plz been having chest pains a bit
hollow whale
isnt that what a doctor does
ivory grail
The thing I'm most interested in is phlebotomy I can't wait to try start that
hollow whale
medically assist you?
lilac quarry
iunno shit about blood values
ivory grail
isnt that what a doctor does
No medical assistance aren't doctors
lilac quarry
can you doordash me a new heart plz been having chest pains a bit
it's actually fun sometimes we do exactly that
foggy remnant
I wanna legally lobotomize someone
lilac quarry
we pick up an ice chest and it's like crazy taxi you have x minutes to get it to the airport
it's like a side quest
foggy remnant
Is the practice of lobotomizing illegal
hollow whale
I wanna legally lobotomize someone
You could wait until the zombie apocolypse and do it to one
ivory grail
Doctor can diagnosis you. While medical assistance, and nurses can like get the information for the doctor. Like vitals, etc.
quasi slate
discord so goatedf
foggy remnant
You could wait until the zombie apocolypse and do it to one
nazi Tesla cyborg zombies
ivory grail
We can't diagnosed or recommend anything to the patients
hollow whale
What
quasi slate
spammed gc with virtual fisher bot and derailed the entire conversation
hollow whale
anyone know what a steam nbr is
lilac quarry
yeah don't do dat
ivory grail
yeah don't do dat
What field did you take?
lilac quarry
What field did you take?
I'm a paramedic
lilac quarry
it depends
ivory grail
Or emotional draining?
frozen ember
spammed gc with virtual fisher bot and derailed the entire conversation
which disc was that
foggy remnant
I'm a paramedic
Have you ever seen someone with their thingie split in half
lilac quarry
I live in Canada so it's different
frozen ember
also good job u lil chaos goblin
quasi slate
which disc was that
group chat
lilac quarry
it's super competitive here and hard to get in, you need a 95% average to get accepted usually
foggy remnant
quasi slate
grind
lilac quarry
that's to guarantee entry at least
ivory grail
I live in Canada so it's different
But you do go out on calls right?
lilac quarry
but yeah was probably the hardest thing I ever had to do was schooling
frozen ember
oh ddaaaaam
lilac quarry
But you do go out on calls right?
yes lol
we don't have EMTs here so we're all paramedics
not in my province at least
frozen ember
i remember in a discord i used to be active in we had a bot like that for gaming
it was really fun
shame i could never get the bot back tho 😔
quasi slate
click the controller icon
stone meadow
whats the difference between emt and paramedic
frozen ember
click the controller icon
what about it
quasi slate
scroll down until you see bot games
frozen ember
BRO IT WAS DAK MEMBER
lilac quarry
whats the difference between emt and paramedic
depends on the practice but usually EMTs are just drivers, they can't interpret ECGs or do them, can't do IVs, can only give over the counter medications, only give epipens and nasal narcan but can't draw or do it any other way
ivory grail
I would love to go out in calls and I can easily detach myself from the person. But the only thing I would hate doing is trying to keep a guy alive while I hear there family beside me begging them to stay with them.
lilac quarry
can't intubate or place advanced airways etc
frozen ember
thank u moppers you have brought back nostalgia
quasi slate
🫡
toxic relic
paramedic is the evolved form of emt in the ems evolution tree
lilac quarry
I would love to go out in calls and I can easily detach myself from the person. ...
lmao we don't bring family with us if we think they're actually sick
stone meadow
depends on the practice but usually EMTs are just drivers, they can't interpret ...
i see
lilac quarry
you also don't have EMTs in the UK
all of your paramedics are actually trained above what we are as well
ivory grail
lmao we don't bring family with us if we think they're actually sick
In ohio they are often allow one family member in the car
lilac quarry
we have a lady who works with us now who used to work in the UK and she lost over half her scope but gained more than twice the pay
lilac quarry
In ohio they are often allow one family member in the car
yeah we can take whoever we want, but it's a newbie mistake to bring family on board with someone who's actually sick
onyx igloo
toxic relic
why would you want a companion quest and an escort quest
dont make things more difficult
foggy remnant
I’m gonna play bass with a vintage Coca Cola battle cap
ivory grail
yeah we can take whoever we want, but it's a newbie mistake to bring family on b...
What your favorite thing that you do?
foggy remnant
how is that edgy
lilac quarry
it's nice to save someone's life or at least have a hand in doing that lol
vapid kraken
I’m gonna play bass with a vintage Coca Cola battle cap
edging
lilac quarry
other than that it's just another job tbh
ivory grail
True I just wanna feel useful
queen moth
peak paramedic
lilac quarry
definitely not the career for that lol
ivory grail
I probably going in phlebotomy
lilac quarry
99% of the time it's taking someone to the hospital because their tummy hurts or they don't feel good, but you at least have the opportunity to do cool things every once and a while
ivory grail
But i do enjoy the fast pace stuff so I would enjoy working in the emergency room
hollow whale
I live in Canada so it's different
well well well
queen moth
reading that while in asl training 
lilac quarry
what's als for you
queen moth
advanced life support
lilac quarry
what does it qualify you to do
yeah I know lol
but als can be used in other meanings
frozen ember
aIs
lilac quarry
it's all advanced but what are you getting from it?
lilac quarry
ah okay so not tac or flight or anything
queen moth
yeah basic
idk if i wanna keep doing it though
too many cool jobs for such a little lifespan
frozen ember
cool pf
lilac quarry
idk if i wanna keep doing it though
it's definitely not all it's chalked up to be
queen moth
i want to be paramedic but im also enjoying working at the airport while mayhaps joining the navy
coinflip life
toxic hawk
Been taught basic urgent care yesterday. I know now how to do chest compressions and use an auto defibrillator
lilac quarry
I love it but yeah it's just another job ultimately
neat moat
it's definitely not all it's chalked up to be
leon pull the comp. clip
burnt kite
what does it qualify you to do
probably cpr, intubation, administering medicine, and using defibrillators
frozen ember
fdepeds on if you want something challenging and deadly
im suire wokring at the port is safe and comfortable
neat moat
Been taught basic urgent care yesterday. I know now how to do chest compressions...
you plug it in
frozen ember
or it might be hard mentally idk
queen moth
cpr is like the lowest level of first aid qualification you can get
idk let me log in and see the specifics
lilac quarry
ye
toxic hawk
you plug it in
It has no plug
queen moth
ive had cpr since i was like 14
queen moth
defibs are battery operated
lilac quarry
should be OPA/NPA, CPR, auto defib, maybe supraglottic airway
toxic hawk
He's joking
queen moth
id hope so
burnt kite
thats how yiu charge them
they are charged by a bigger set of batteries
queen moth
uh scope of practice
frozen ember
and then those batteries are charged by some leads which connect to the nice reflective blue and white things
queen moth
the normal shit i guess
lilac quarry
you may want to look into the navy or the army or something because you'll likely get much more medical training/be able to do cool shit
ivory grail
I'm donating blood :)
queen moth
Frank Gallagher meta
lilac quarry
actually makes me sick how much they get paid
ivory grail
Yeah becoming an EMT isn't worth it my brother did and he was paid with basically peanuts
queen moth
Where i used to live ambulances are free and ive lowk just realised that would fucking suck
toxic relic
what
lilac quarry
oh you don't live in the us i got you
queen moth
as a paramedic
queen moth
im in aus
lilac quarry
ohhhh
toxic relic
why would it suck
lilac quarry
yeah actually maybe worth, they have a SICK scope of practice
queen moth
cause people would stub their toe and youd get called out
lilac quarry
AUS gets to do really cool shit fuck yeah
queen moth
good drive slack to do all day
toxic relic
what about nz 
queen moth
what about it
toxic relic
do nz paramedics get cool shit
lilac quarry
I'm not sure
queen moth
idk bro are you there
toxic hawk
Is it hot in New Zealand
toxic relic
its autumn so no
sour gull
fake country
queen moth
its fucking hot here thats for sure
lilac quarry
I had to research aus, US, canada and Uk medics for my final project
sour gull
annex new zealand
toxic hawk
its autumn so no
Its spring ?
queen moth
everytime i log onto my computer i get a fucking weather warning popup
lilac quarry
@queen moth I'd certainly recommend looking into the army/navy though because the job isn't what it looks like on paper. Sometimes you get to do cool shit but by far and large you'll be a glorified uber driver
toxic hawk
Huh. Never knew about that
queen moth
new zealand is lovely in the winter
lilac quarry
should pay well in aus like it does here
toxic relic
Huh. Never knew about that
genuinely 
?
queen moth
ive been locked in at the airport so im kinda behind
lilac quarry
but it's a deadend job and unless you're passionate about helping people, it's gonna be a golden handcuffs situation like it is for most
toxic hawk
genuinely <:heybro:1321468272016887838> ?
Yeah honestly
toxic relic
wow
queen moth
are you american
toxic relic
i'm glad you know now
lilac quarry
are you american
no I'm canadian
sour gull
<@313065583434399747> I'd certainly recommend looking into the army/navy though ...
if your australian they recently dropped like all naval physical requirements for push ups and the such
toxic hawk
i'm glad you know now
The more one knows
queen moth
i mean J'aime lmaoo
lilac quarry
ah
toxic hawk
Uh no I'm not
lilac quarry
Uh no I'm not
he's 🤢
queen moth
i initially went for the paramedic training cause i like driving helping people and medic shit
so its kinda like
fire job
cutting up traffic legally
ivory grail
I hate driving i rather be in the back
queen moth
Drivings so goated i got like 4 different licenses
lilac quarry
I hate driving i rather be in the back
yeah but if you're in the back that means paperwork 🤢
plush cobalt
https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/seasons/en/
It's Persephone actually
ivory grail
Meh paperwork isn't that bad I did two years of IT, so the boring paper work should be fine
toxic hawk
https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/seasons/en/
It does make sense to be honest. I just assumed season's are the same just with different characteristics depending in where you are
lilac quarry
it's just annoying sometimes
queen moth
thats exactly what seasons are
toxic relic
It's Persephone actually
we don't support hellenistic greek myths in this chat
plush cobalt
Speak for yourself fart man
stone meadow
Drivings so goated i got like 4 different licenses
i got 0 give me one
toxic hawk
Persephone and hades
stone meadow
i'll take heavy duty vehicle
sour gull
i got 0 give me one
how do you get around frogski
queen moth
you can have my expired leaner motorbike license
toxic hawk
Cool story
queen moth
is that good
plush cobalt
Cool story
Thanks
queen moth
ah you can have that one
queen moth
i dont drive any heavy vehicles i got it for fun
toxic hawk
It means thank you
Why are you thanking me
sour gull
frogski
toxic relic
Speak for yourself fart man
i can only speak for myself, as fart-man
stone meadow
how do you get around frogski
on this thing called public transport, i aint american (or aussie, idk how your public transport shit works)
plush cobalt
Why are you thanking me
It's the typical response to a compliment
queen moth
buddy i hate to blow your mind
lilac quarry
on this thing called public transport, i aint american (or aussie, idk how your ...
if you're american it don't
sour gull
on this thing called public transport, i aint american (or aussie, idk how your ...
we have public transport but the country is too big and i live ruralish
toxic hawk
It's the typical response to a compliment
You are persephone?
queen moth
but public trasnport is everywhere
plush cobalt
You are persephone?
Of course not
plush cobalt
but public trasnport is everywhere
🧐 🧐 🧐
stone meadow
but public trasnport is everywhere
its everywhere but its not equally accessible nor useful
toxic hawk
Of course not
You're hades then
toxic relic
public transport is peak
sour gull
but public trasnport is everywhere
any car is public transport if you have a gun
plush cobalt
Public transport is great but it is certainly not everywhere
queen moth
wouldnt it be private transport
toxic relic
Public transport is great but it is certainly not everywhere
true
toxic hawk
I like walking
toxic relic
walking is also sick
queen moth
even india got tuktuk drivers
stone meadow
wouldnt it be private transport
nah you took it from the public
sour gull
i hate public transport it has the public on it
plush cobalt
I prefer walking but for longer distance public transport is the move (no bike yet)
toxic relic
even india got tuktuk drivers
thats not public transport
lilac quarry
omar loves feet so he loves walking
toxic hawk
One day, I will crash out on scooter mfs going the wrong way on bike lanes and swear
plush cobalt
omar loves feet so he loves walking
You just can't help but think about my feet
lilac quarry
You just can't help but think about my feet
and?
queen moth
trains more accessible in india than queensland rails
sour gull
every time i see a cyclist or motorcyclist i feel the urge to hit them and i think thats the hardest part of driving
toxic hawk
Lokiel. Please smack omar with am oxygen tank
plush cobalt
Most sane car owner
toxic relic
truly
queen moth
every time i see a cyclist or motorcyclist i feel the urge to hit them and i thi...
im just tryna get to work bro
sour gull
i dont care
queen moth
:(
toxic relic
i'll personally make bike lanes wider in response
sour gull
one of your kind was riding in a 100 zone and i had to tailgate him and honk my horn
ivory grail
Alright i gotta go I'm getting about to donate so I'm disappearing for a hour or two since after this i got class
queen moth
they still wont use the bike lanes
toxic relic
"one of your kind"
stone meadow
motorcycles fault
sour gull
cyclist sympathizer
queen moth
i dont dress like a douchebag and ride in the middle of the road
toxic relic
stone meadow
yeah but its still your fault
plush cobalt
Bicyclist slander because of poor bicyclists is wild
queen moth
true
plush cobalt
That's like saying "you drive a car? damn why do you crash all the time"
toxic relic
real
queen moth
i love hitting things with my car lowkey
sour gull
That's like saying "you drive a car? damn why do you crash all the time"
its because im drunk
stone meadow
I want to get a motorcycle so bad
me too
plush cobalt
Drunk driving is so 2000s, it's all about distracted driving now
stone meadow
but I also don't want to die
that ones up for debate
lilac quarry
Drunk driving is so 2000s, it's all about distracted driving now
bruh I saw a dude yesterday driving with his phone literally watching and scrolling tiktok on a dash-mount
stone meadow
its because im drunk
most crashes come from sober drivers, we gotta stop the sober driver menace
plush cobalt
I'm just trying to live somewhere walkable + bicycle
sour gull
most crashes come from sober drivers, we gotta stop the sober driver menace
driving drunk relaxes me
plush cobalt
bruh I saw a dude yesterday driving with his phone literally watching and scroll...
Jesus christ
queen moth
nah i watch tiktok while driving
toxic relic
but I also don't want to die
i remember my cousin got a bike and got clipped by a car at a stop sign, he flipped into the rubble and we had to pick it out in an ice bath cause the hospital was too far 
i still think bikes r sick.
lilac quarry
i remember my cousin got a bike and got clipped by a car at a stop sign, he flip...
pick what out?
ice bath?
he died?
lilac quarry
ohhh
lilac quarry
nah i watch tiktok while driving
hope crows pick out your eyes
plush cobalt
You won't notice them break the windows because you're watching TikTok
queen moth
i wouldnt even notice if i hit anything tbh i drive a hilux
sour gull
plush cobalt
You are truly The Worst
queen moth
it was 500$
toxic relic
are you gonna do tiktoks in the ambulance when youre a paramedic
sour gull
i almost hit a kid when he was swerving and riding his bike in the center of the road and he jumped off his bike and left his friend to die
lilac quarry
he's gonna do the twerking vids
queen moth
nah im not that irresponsible
lilac quarry
for sure
toxic relic
fr
stone meadow
https://tenor.com/view/paramedic-emt-twerking-booty-shaking-sexy-man-gif-2365107...
suddenly i have a medical emergency
lilac quarry
also definitely gonna be the guy that wears a bulletproof vest on the job
stone meadow
on speed dial
its him in the gif
queen moth
nah ill be the one carrying
lilac quarry
queen moth
and shoot myself if i see something gross
lilac quarry
bro prepare yourself mate
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/paramedic-emt-twerking-booty-shaking-sexy-man-gif-2365107...
no waythis is real
lilac quarry
one of the first calls I went to was a dude who cut his leg open, almost exsanguinated himself because he was older and lost so much blood he couldn't stand up without fainting. His entire bed was saturated in blood, bathroom was sprayed down, huge trail into the living room where he was laying on the carpet in a huge pool of blood
queen moth
thats not horrible i guess
lilac quarry
couldn't feel any peripheral pulses, pressure was like 45/??? and he was confused as hell
he ended up dying once we got him to the hospital but it was so weird
queen moth
i fell out of a window drunk one time and i almost bled out that was a story
stone meadow
i almost poked myself in the belly with a knife on the weekend opening a beer
queen moth
paramedics were probably so lost
lilac quarry
warning ||then I saw a lady's head fully exploded by a dump truck and her body was still twitching on the road||
queen moth
i almost poked myself in the belly with a knife on the weekend opening a beer
what fucking beer are you drinking
in which you require a knife
to open
plush cobalt
Probably bottlecap with knife because Frogski is an irresponsible individual 😡
queen moth
idk cunt your fingers??!??!
plush cobalt
Table is the only one of those three that is not foolish
toxic relic
idk cunt your fingers??!??!
how strong are youre fingers mate
queen moth
what beer is being drunk
plush cobalt
Are you thinking of a twist-off or smth brodie
toxic relic
twist caps
plush cobalt
Many bottles have bottlecaps that expect a bottle opener
toxic relic
lame
toxic relic
twist caps aren't that popular here now that i think about it 
queen moth
to open a discounted lager i got from liqaland
when i first had beer i looked like a dumbass cause it was a twist off
and i was trying to hard to open it and this south african guy just takes it off me and twists it open i thought he was just jacked as fuck
plush cobalt
And then he said "in case you ever recount this story, you should know that I'm south african"
toxic relic
i wanted to ask about that but couldnt think of anything funny enough
queen moth
You dare question my opinions
toxic relic
yeah
toxic relic
i've lived in sa and have south african relatives lol
plush cobalt
What an interesting stereotype
toxic relic
every south african ive met are huge and jacked
thats not the norm lol
queen moth
maybe only the buff ones get visas
harsh vault
haii
queen moth
hey im not stereotyping im just recounting what ive observed
toxic relic
where was the dude from
toxic relic
hey im not stereotyping im just recounting what ive observed
you are stereotyping lmao
ivory grail
warning ||then I saw a lady's head fully exploded by a dump truck and her body w...
Like that I feel like i be fine since would just thinking involuntary muscle twitching
plush cobalt
hey im not stereotyping im just recounting what ive observed
Even if it's based on your experience it's a stereotype nonetheless
queen moth
nah
plush cobalt
By definition
toxic relic
yes
lilac quarry
Like that I feel like i be fine since would just thinking involuntary muscle twi...
always different once you see something in person lol
toxic relic
queen moth
guess im just a good racist then
toxic relic
i think you'll make a great paramedic
queen moth
thanks
harsh vault
what did i miss?
ivory grail
always different once you see something in person lol
True I watch a guy tripping bad decided his eyes was bad and that he didn't need them anymore you can guess what he did after he said that
queen moth
Frogskibidi stabbed himself opening beer
ruby river
hi chat
harsh vault
floofie
i dont drink alcohol, never will, but if i had to open a beer, probably with a bottle opener like most?
queen moth
probably did but thats not as interesting is it
lilac quarry
We've had dispatchers ride along with us and more often than not they don't stick around the whole time, one of them vomited and went home after seeing something a big gruesome
plush cobalt
i dont drink alcohol, never will, but if i had to open a beer, probably with a b...
Only level-headed chatter
ruby river
Hello Ben Rye the Dino Guy
hi friend im tired
plush cobalt
Hi tired I'm Omar ahaha
ivory grail
We've had dispatchers ride along with us and more often than not they don't stic...
I could never be a cop if I see something gruesome. The go to coping mechanism is laughing at it.
lilac quarry
Hi tired I'm Omar ahaha
ahahahahahaahah
toxic relic
We've had dispatchers ride along with us and more often than not they don't stic...
what do you do when you need to vomit
do you go somewhere private
lilac quarry
what do you do when you need to vomit
I don't
harsh vault
I could never be a cop if I see something gruesome. The go to coping mechanism i...
thats called hysteria
plush cobalt
Is vomiting considered rude
ruby river
hi omar i just walked for 45 minutes
toxic relic
is it considered gauche?
plush cobalt
hi omar i just walked for 45 minutes
Did you have a nice walk
lilac quarry
I still haven't thrown up on the job, sometimes when we go to rotten corpses and wellness checks for dead people I do gag but I've never actually thrown up
toxic relic
i see
lilac quarry
is it considered gauche?
nah it happens
ivory grail
thats called hysteria
It not like that it more of a chuckle really doesn't last longer than 3 to 5 seconds
lilac quarry
just a bodily response, some people have it or don't but it's not an issue
toxic relic
understandable
harsh vault
I still haven't thrown up on the job, sometimes when we go to rotten corpses and...
so how does a rotting corpse smell
lilac quarry
but depending on the scene you might have to clean up your own frowup
lilac quarry
so how does a rotting corpse smell
can't describe it tbh
plush cobalt
Why would someone ask for a wellness check on a dead person? Erm, they're already dead. How ridiculous
lilac quarry
worst smell ever
vale flume
can i atleast get a wazaaaa back?
plush cobalt
What is Up
ivory grail
so how does a rotting corpse smell
Bad like ungodly bad
toxic relic
just add the fwroup to the cleaning pwile
harsh vault
wait loki, what is your job, paramedic?
ivory grail
I found my dead dead on the floor a week after he died and it was summer and my god that smell
ruby river
Did you have a nice walk
i walked around a track 4 times thinking it was a quarter mile
lilac quarry
wait loki, what is your job, paramedic?
ye
toxic relic
your dead dead
ruby river
then i looked it up and realized its actually 3/4ths mile
harsh vault
I found my dead dead on the floor a week after he died and it was summer and my ...
how did your dead die?
ruby river
so i just accidentally walked 3 miles
plush cobalt
then i looked it up and realized its actually 3/4ths mile
I hope it was a nice 3 miles despite being more than you expected
queen moth
he was alive before he died
ruby river
I hope it was a nice 3 miles despite being more than you expected
was nice
i have to do this every day now though
plush cobalt
Why's that?
toxic relic
3 miles not bad
listen to an episode of your chosen show, or simply appreciate the sounds of the asphalt burning
harsh vault
another day another pink monster
burnt kite
hello chat
harsh vault
hai clown
gilded bridge
was nice
i have to do this every day now though
Why do you put each line in a separate msword A4 vertical page?
burnt kite
i have improved my particle accelerator
harsh vault
how so
lilac quarry
https://tenor.com/view/fire-crazy-shocked-surprised-flames-gif-16577214
hey i warned
gilded bridge
hello chat
Hello
harsh vault
@gilded bridge you want a gift?
ruby river
Why do you put each line in a separate msword A4 vertical page?
helps me separate my ideas. makes it easier to read
plush cobalt
hey i warned
I like that it was a warning with no context within the message
harsh vault
strawberry dreams
gilded bridge
<@660129708297682964> you want a gift?
Yes of course I do
plush cobalt
Like a sign that just says "DANGER"
lilac quarry
I like that it was a warning with no context within the message
warning
gilded bridge
helps me separate my ideas. makes it easier to read
We're not in kindergarten
ruby river
Why's that?
because im training to join the military
harsh vault
Yes of course I do
tell me what it is and i will give it to you
stiff geyser
I like that it was a warning with no context within the message
It's lokiel, we all know it was related to awful medical emergencies
plush cobalt
because im training to join the military
But if you intended to do 1 mile, why do you now require 3
ruby river
We're not in kindergarten
some people in this server are probably in kindergarten
plush cobalt
It's lokiel, we all know it was related to awful medical emergencies
This is true
gilded bridge
tell me what it is and i will give it to you
You know damn well what it is
harsh vault
You know damn well what it is
what is it
ruby river
But if you intended to do 1 mile, why do you now require 3
because im trying to lose weight
plush cobalt
I still don't understand the logic leap but I don't want to come across as pressing on a point that doesn't matter, so I will instead simply wish you luck
candid patio
I like that it was a warning with no context within the message
Bruh for real. How can I not look at that with no context...
If it said like warning gore I wouldn't have looked.
toxic relic
because im trying to lose weight
why would you want to lose it? are you ever going to be able to find it again?
plush cobalt
I would've looked regardless
ruby river
why would you want to lose it? are you ever going to be able to find it again?
because i have too much and i want to get rid of it
gilded bridge
what is it
Honestly, anything would make me happy, I'm not greedy, just show me that you care
plush cobalt
I only ever don't click a spoiler tag if it's actually a spoiler for something I intend to see
burnt kite
either way i dont mind, i just sent a gif for the memes
harsh vault
Honestly, anything would make me happy, I'm not greedy, just show me that you ca...
uhhh, i give you a piece of my heart, im here for you
ruby river
||made you look! nerd!||
toxic relic
because i have too much and i want to get rid of it
understandable, i know of many dump sites for undesired goods
plush cobalt
||made you look! nerd!||
I can't believe you Ben Rye
harsh vault
||made you look! nerd!||
jokes on you, i love being a nerd
gilded bridge
uhhh, i give you a piece of my heart, im here for you
Thanks
harsh vault
anytime!
gilded bridge
||made you look! nerd!||
||It says gullible on the ceiling||
stone meadow
to open
my knife has a bottle opener on the other side
but you need to open the knife to get ot it
plush cobalt
How odd
stone meadow
and its pointed towards you when youre ussing it
ruby river
i have to lose 25 pounds
plush cobalt
Like a bayonet on the wrong end
candid patio
If you are cool any knife is a bottle opener
burnt kite
i have to lose 25 pounds
make a bet
toxic relic
i wouldnt say cool
harsh vault
i have to lose 25 pounds
you look good just the way you are
plush cobalt
Irresponsible 😡
stone meadow
i mean I can open a bottle with a lot of stuff
toxic relic
i would say, maybe, aware of the fundamentals of mechanics
toxic relic
i mean I can open a bottle with a lot of stuff
your mind?
ruby river
you look good just the way you are
im 235 😭
stone meadow
i use my keys when im out and about without an opener
candid patio
Once you know his to open a bottle with a lighter you can use pretty much anything
plush cobalt
Keys are a better alternative than knives I think
I'd rather slip while using those
burnt kite
you look good just the way you are
they are good the way they are, but they want something different
stone meadow
your mind?
yes
toxic relic
but can you open it with your mind?
harsh vault
hai jiffy
eternal flax
plush cobalt
It's Jiffy!
eternal flax
Still can’t post gifs
plush cobalt
(I do not know who you are)
eternal flax
AWAWAWAWAWA
stone meadow
Keys are a better alternative than knives I think
i think im gonna break my keys eventually though, doing all that bending
eternal flax
(I do not know who you are)
:c
burnt kite
Still can’t post gifs
level 10 for gen chat embed perms
plush cobalt
i think im gonna break my keys eventually though, doing all that bending
You're simply giving blacksmiths more business
eternal flax
level 10 for gen chat embed perms
hardy muralBOT
harsh vault
EMBED WHAT?
echo granite
F
stone meadow
You're simply giving blacksmiths more business
you go to your local blacksmith for keys?
eternal flax
Jiffy finds this unfair and discriminatory
stone meadow
what are you, a 13th century peasant?
plush cobalt
you go to your local blacksmith for keys?
Where else would you go for a copy of keys
hardy muralBOT
plush cobalt
I usually go right after stopping by the cobbler
candid patio
I can tell you from experience, don't use important keys for anything other than their intended purpose.
burnt kite
what are you, a 13th century peasant?
would a 13th century peasant have a lock?
lilac quarry
in a sock
stone meadow
would a 13th century peasant have a lock?
yeah could do
toxic relic
you can get keys cut at a koisk in the mall while you're scarfing down your 6th blueberry muffin
stone meadow
its not like they didnt own shit at all
harsh vault
loki why are you being so active today
burnt kite
yeah could do
they might have a latch rather than a lock
plush cobalt
you can get keys cut at a koisk in the mall while you're scarfing down your 6th ...
Consumerism detected
harsh vault
im banning the mods
lilac quarry
loki why are you being so active today
I'm always active when I'm off work wym
candid patio
would a 13th century peasant have a lock?
To keep out bandits and raiders from their hovel of course
harsh vault
as the new pope, i banish loki and frogski
toxic relic
Consumerism detected
plush cobalt
I'm always active when I'm off work wym
Aren't you usually a gen chat lurker
hardy muralBOT
lilac quarry
yeah I almost exclusively just watch the chat but I also often interact
candid patio
as the new pope, i banish loki and frogski
Inb4 black pope
lilac quarry
someone was talking about medicine earlier so I chimed in
plush cobalt
I now know how to summon you
toxic relic
maybe in the future mods will get discord chat overlaying their eyeballs
harsh vault
the military says i cant join if im over 210
dont join the military, i will miss you
gilded bridge
I now know how to summon you
It works with all of us in the medicine field
Nurses, EMTs, doctors
stone meadow
maybe in the future mods will get discord chat overlaying their eyeballs
im already plugged in directly
toxic relic
frogski is the server
burnt kite
the military says i cant join if im over 210
does that mean i cant remain in this man's army until im 510 years old?
little anvil
harsh vault
to stay inside and wait for a package :3
plush cobalt
Between the Lions
candid patio
I really want to see racist Catholics react to a black pope
stone meadow
look at mr ultrawide over here
candid patio
It will be so fun
lilac quarry
candid patio
to stay inside and wait for a package :3
It's a little hazy but the temperature is nice.
burnt kite
I really want to see racist Catholics react to a black pope
the pope's death is a jojo reference
stone meadow
i love my handsome high elf
little anvil
ultrawide monitor is excellent
harsh vault
It's a little hazy but the temperature is nice.
im going to drone strike your penthouse
lilac quarry
stone meadow
why are the skin textures so crispy though
candid patio
im going to drone strike your penthouse
😦 y u hate me?
toxic relic
i love my handsome high elf
looking like who dunnit and ran 
stone meadow
his forehead doesnt look like it suits him
burnt kite
why are the skin textures so crispy though
shit looks like orange skin
harsh vault
😦 y u hate me?
i love you my fren, i just tease
lilac quarry
his forehead doesnt look like it suits him
that's because he's modeled after me
stone meadow
that explains it
lilac quarry
but there weren't enough options to make his forehead as big as mine irl
harsh vault
i love everyone here
stone meadow
leon
toxic relic
jesus christ
gilded bridge
People asking about B42 multiplayer in the comments of a PZ meme on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIweovMRE-l/?igsh=bnBrMmx2djZtdGlp
toxic relic
an adonis
candid patio
My wife "made rice" before she left for work except she left the rice cooker on warm.
ruby river
is the oblivion remaster good
little anvil
yes
toxic relic
just flip the switch mate
stone meadow
its oblivion with hd graphics
and some minor stuff on top
so if that sounds like "good" then yeah
i like it
candid patio
Was oblivion the one where you could make custom spells?
stone meadow
yep
lilac quarry
yeash
stone meadow
well you could also in daggerfall and morrowind
lilac quarry
I can't tell if the scroll duple glitch it in still
little anvil
view distance in Oblivion remaster can see many things like the frostcraig spire from a distance.
stone meadow
but yeah i speedran mages guild to get access to spellcraft
burnt kite
Was oblivion the one where you could make custom spells?
270 years of paralysis
stone meadow
now i gotta speedrun a quest that gives me fortify skill
candid patio
270 years of paralysis
atomic bomb fireballs
stone meadow
270 years of paralysis
too expensive
gilded bridge
My wife "made rice" before she left for work except she left the rice cooker on ...
What do you mean your wife left the rice cooker on warm?
Aren't those the same thing?
toxic relic
no
stone meadow
the more broken stuff would be 100 charm 100 merchantile for 1 second so you always get the best prices and dialogue
candid patio
What do you mean your wife left the rice cooker on warm?
Aren't those the same t...
cook is higher temperature, warm is not hot enough to cook the rice
toxic relic
warm just keeps it from going cold after cookin
candid patio
so its just a hot raw rice soup rn
stone meadow
or 100 stealth for 1 second to pickpocket someone
gilded bridge
cook is higher temperature, warm is not hot enough to cook the rice
You didn't get the joke
toxic relic
joke 🤨
burnt kite
too expensive
ion give a fuck, by the time im making the spell i will have everything
stone meadow
itll be too mana expensive too
gilded bridge
then it probably wasn't very good
Or a more sensible explanation is that you're not very smart
toxic relic
so its just a hot raw rice soup rn
dont eat raw rice, dude, you'll get the shits
toxic relic
Or a more sensible explanation is that you're not very smart
nah
stone meadow
the higher the magnitude of the spell the more it costs and the more mana it requires
toxic relic
crude barn
When multiplayer will be active in b42 someone know’s ?
toxic relic
active on deez
burnt kite
its never lupus
candid patio
Or a more sensible explanation is that you're not very smart
I don't appreciate your poor attempts at humor or your insults. You should work on being a more pleasant human or you won't have any friends.
burnt kite
I don't appreciate your poor attempts at humor or your insults. You should work ...
ts pmo gng yr nt shkspr
gilded bridge
I don't appreciate your poor attempts at humor or your insults. You should work ...
You started it by calling my joke bad because you didn't get it
burnt kite
what
burnt kite
this shit is the way
stone meadow
its right there in the ts - this shit
candid patio
When multiplayer will be active in b42 someone know’s ?
respectfully, no one knows, no one will know. one day it will be available and it will be a pleasant surprise to everyone. generally speaking, the indie stone doesn't have deadlines or release dates.
gilded gazelle
ts ts pmo
tall glen
gonna go get some viet food for lunch
toxic relic
ive never seen ts used
jagged coral
hi people!
gilded gazelle
i am real
stone meadow
ive never seen ts used
youre not in the same corners of the internet as i am
queen moth
thats cause youre old fart ass
tall glen
Mr robot cant even solve a captcha
toxic relic
youre not in the same corners of the internet as i am
you mean to say that you dont frequent the local mycology forums to discuss the latest slime mould growths after the cyclone?
gilded gazelle
I dont need to, i can solve E corp
queen moth
insane signalis drop
candid patio
You started it by calling my joke bad because you didn't get it
I stand firm on my opinion that if someone makes a joke, and no one in the audience understood the joke, or even interpreted what was said to be a joke, then the joke was of low quality.
burnt kite
ive never seen ts used
its for lower lifeforms
stone meadow
you mean to say that you dont frequent the local mycology forums to discuss the ...
weirdly enough no
stone meadow
I stand firm on my opinion that if someone makes a joke, and no one in the audie...
guys can you end your beef already
go into each others dms do it there
toxic relic
I dont need to, i can solve E corp
why do you have multiple vac bans lol
gilded gazelle
beefing in discord server is tuff
burnt kite
yeah, the joke's mid, just give up
gilded gazelle
why do you have multiple vac bans lol
guess
burnt kite
make another one
candid patio
go into each others dms do it there
i do not wish this person in my dms.
onyx igloo
whats a vac ban rq
stone meadow
guess
youre like mr robot irl except instead of trying to topple an evil corporation that runs the world you cheat at videogames
toxic relic
whats a vac ban rq
anti cheat ban
stone meadow
i do not wish this person in my dms.
Then drop it alltogether
candid patio
gonna go get some viet food for lunch
bahn mi and pho are top tier foods.
toxic relic
vac - valve anti-cheat
gilded gazelle
youre like mr robot irl except instead of trying to topple an evil corporation t...
I am young Mr.Robot, im learning the basics
candid patio
Then drop it alltogether
this person literally called stupid and because I didn't understand their joke and you are chastising me?
stone meadow
this person literally called stupid and because I didn't understand their joke a...
I'm telling you because youre still going
gilded bridge
I stand firm on my opinion that if someone makes a joke, and no one in the audie...
Depends on the "audience"
stone meadow
just drop it and we all move on
gilded gazelle
...did you cheat?
yea i was poor kid , used skin changer
stone meadow
Depends on the "audience"
you too
jagged coral
this person literally called stupid and because I didn't understand their joke a...
why are you guys fighting at all? it's project zomboid!
stone meadow
I am young Mr.Robot, im learning the basics
i dont think elliot ever cheated at videogames
burnt kite
kid named finger:
candid patio
you stay out of this we are supposed to be dropping it
onyx igloo
whats that
toxic relic
whats what
onyx igloo
whats a zomboid
gilded gazelle
i dont think elliot ever cheated at videogames
I am not elliot i am Mr.Robot
stone meadow
you stay out of this we are supposed to be dropping it
I'm a mod, it is my job
onyx igloo
guys hes a modification
stone meadow
if you continue i'll have to be mean
toxic relic
i think slappy was referring to 5sided
onyx igloo
yall like york patties
stone meadow
oh my bad then
toxic relic
idk what that is
candid patio
I'm a mod, it is my job
i wasn't talking to you in that message.
stone meadow
didn't see that message
gilded gazelle
guys hes a modification
he is a modification LMAO
onyx igloo
toxic relic
what the fuck is a york patty
onyx igloo
evil
gilded gazelle
kraby patty better
onyx igloo
what the fuck is a york patty
mint candy
kinda uhh
gilded bridge
this person literally called stupid and because I didn't understand their joke a...
I didn't call you stupid
onyx igloo
bite-y..?
burnt kite
if you continue i'll have to be mean
i will pay you a dollar and a crushed can of pepsi to be mean
onyx igloo
ok
toxic relic
anyone go to the gym today
burnt kite
anyone go to the gym today
i work out at home
stone meadow
<@188264718849277952> i'm being harrassed
put him in timeout for an hour, now you too move on please
tall glen
I go to the gym all the time
candid patio
what the fuck is a york patty
a vile "candy" - a strange toothpaste like minty goo wrapped in a thin shell of low quality chocolate.
tall glen
someday I'll go inside
toxic relic
i did legs and back then went for a run
forgot how much bite autumn air has
toxic relic
a vile "candy" - a strange toothpaste like minty goo wrapped in a thin shell of ...
gross
burnt kite
a vile "candy" - a strange toothpaste like minty goo wrapped in a thin shell of ...
yuckey yew
tall glen
no need to work out, I do this thing called work
tall glen
gonna go get some pho or something
candid patio
if you like york peppermint patties and are under the age of 80, please explain
lilac quarry
no need to work out, I do this thing called work
sounds dumb and like something no person would ever want to do
candid patio
gonna go get some pho or something
bahn mi!
tall glen
or bahn me
stone meadow
ban you? ok
candid patio
there is so much good bahn mi near me
found a shop with $7 CAD sandwiches that they just pack to bursting with meat
hallow cypress
sounds dumb and like something no person would ever want to do
candid patio
their veggies tasted off though so i probably won't go back
frozen ember
anime
toxic relic
bún bò huế peak eating experience
toxic relic
thin wedge
toxic relic
curried pork trotters
onyx igloo
i love grilling food
ivory grail
What did i miss?
toxic relic
toxic relic
i love grilling food
grill how
gilded gazelle
hardy muralBOT
toxic relic
heated metal? whats that? new metal gear solid game?
onyx igloo
dating simulator
toxic relic
unfortunate
candid patio
curried pork trotters
i have only ever heard the word trotters in an irish diddy.
toxic relic
its pig feet
rain mango
anyone wanna rp?
candid patio
🎵 Whack fol the da, now, dance to your partner
Welt the floor your trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I tell you
Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake 🎵
candid patio
its pig feet
that makes sense but also sounds disgusting
onyx igloo
he aged 20 years
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/m-gif-6786640245302766207
bro you got it backwards
stone meadow
what if his face just does that
toxic relic
that makes sense but also sounds disgusting
got to make use of every part mate
neat moat
she's shrinkwraping himself to last longer
onyx igloo
what if his face just does that
unique medical condition
candid patio
I feel like Jim Carrey could probably make his face look like he was experiencing high g
ivory grail
how did your dead die?
Sorry it was meant to be neighbors i was called up to donate so I was just quickly typing lol
candid patio
I feel like Jim Carrey could probably make his face look like he was experiencin...
if you haven't seen him doing facial impressions, its really impressive.
neat moat
that makes sense but also sounds disgusting
I used to have that same reaction, but someone pointed out to me that a lot of the "unsavory" bits of meat tend to be eaten by poor working class prople who can't afford the "good bits"
so I stopped saying that
toxic relic
thats true
candid patio
got to make use of every part mate
to work around that, I don't eat animals at all 🙂
toxic relic