general_chat

[toxic relic]

sale marketing

dude, youre just coping

please

[frosty tulip]

I've played a singificant amount of the games I got from the bundles

guys guys pls

we all got our weird vices ok

I got weird steam sale brain

u probably got weird shit too

[toxic relic]

i like to bang my head against signs

[frosty tulip]

and if u deny that, ur just coping as well be honest

[last spoke]

If a $30 game goes on sale for $20 and you buy it, you didn't save $10, you spent $20

[toxic relic]

"youre just as bad as me, guys c'mon"

[frosty tulip]

this isn't me buying one game on sale, it was me paying like 10 bucks to get 10 games

[frosty tulip]

yes

true

[ivory grail]

So i guess the poped died

[toxic relic]

no. you spent 10 bucks + whatever it cost for those 10 games

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/anyway-aq3d-aq3d-meme-anyway-gif-25266432

[last spoke]

Because fourth person speech is clearly equivalent to incredibly poor financial decision making

[frosty tulip]

bah I haven't gone bankrupt yet

chill

I'm still in the five digits here im gooodd

[warped sphinx]

Multiplayer is cooked for me 😞

[lilac quarry]

aight baller

[toxic relic]

[ivory grail]

Fr that how I acted just feel like it a bit ironic that he died on Easter Monday

[last spoke]

Does that include the two decimal places?

[frosty tulip]

I did save a decent bit to be fair

the bundles didn't chew up all of it

[quasi slate]

Lol

[ivory grail]

What in the negative?

[frosty tulip]

nawww

if I owe the bank a fuck ton ever, I'm never paying it back, they'll have to send their kill team after me

[toxic relic]

real

[young timber]

this shit is pretty fun once you start to make any sort of progress on the straight 90 degree learning curve

[toxic relic]

"straight" "90 degree curve" 🤨

[last spoke]

You, Mrp likes your attitude

[young timber]

me and my buddy managed to drive from rosewood to the next town over, raid the gas station book store and vhs store and left in our pickup, 10/10

[tacit meadow]

Unless u were on ur way to buy the game regardless and it happened to be on sale.

[quasi slate]

they wont have to bruv they will just take all of your assets and if its still not enough force to do manual labour until you pay it off

[frosty tulip]

lmao they ain't getting me to do manual labour, I'l lbe dead the first day if they tried

[toxic relic]

what if they cant find you

[frosty tulip]

my bones will legit crumble into dust

[last spoke]

They can't seize assets if you eat them all first

[frosty tulip]

so they'll actually waste money on that

[toxic relic]

what does happen if the bank cant find you ?

[frosty tulip]

sneak attack the bank

find the bank

[lilac quarry]

kill your family

[toxic relic]

what if youre an orphan

[frosty tulip]

massive upside of never having a family

[lilac quarry]

blow up the orphanage

[quasi slate]

absolute cinema

[frosty tulip]

you rlly gotta start hermitmaxxing guys

its how u beat the bank

[last spoke]

You really are just Harry DuBois in disguise huh?

[tacit meadow]

Fun fact about banks, there entirely legally allowed to simply delete your account, just as a hilarious prank they could do that to u.

[quasi slate]

i have a pretty solid relationship with my bank

[frosty tulip]

my bank definitely loves me ok

I'm obviously their favourite client

they need me

[toxic relic]

hmmm.
you're an orphan that grew up on the streets but somehow managed to get a credit card.
you take a fuck ton of cash dollas.
you spend it on a ticket and passport then leave.
what can they do

[lilac quarry]

my bank closes when they see me coming

[quasi slate]

damn LoK

thats some aura

[frosty tulip]

ATMs just stop working around you?

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-bolt-dancing-joy-cheer-happy-gif-26495619

[last spoke]

Anyways Mrp's gotta deal with a few irl things. He'll be back later. Maybe

[frosty tulip]

god I love tap water

[toxic relic]

you look like this irl

[frosty tulip]

it just goes hard

[last spoke]

Mrp feels like he's about to cough up a hairball which really shouldn't be possible, but he did just nap with his mouth open so

[lilac quarry]

sort of

[toxic relic]

johnny bolt

super crooks

[lilac quarry]

even though nasko says I look completely different

[toxic relic]

[lilac quarry]

and others say I look like the rock

odd

[tacit meadow]

He seems like he loves magic mushrooms, and dabbles in trap music but doesnt really try to show it to any one, its just a personal hobby.

[toxic relic]

this guy and the rock are opposing sides of a spectrum

[lilac quarry]

nasko says I look like sammy deluxe which is insane

[quasi slate]

are you dwayne

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1035654108499148820.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=rock_vahue

[frosty tulip]

obviously not

if he was, he'd be constantly shilling his mediocre celebrity tequila or some shit here

in every single conversation

[lilac quarry]

i am dwayne

my latest role has been discord mod

[frosty tulip]

damn, the fast and furious movies are really getting out of hand then

[tacit meadow]

Theres another one?

[sour gull]

you look like a skinner kevin james

[frosty tulip]

I dunno I never seen em

[tacit meadow]

The skinner of kevin james

[toxic relic]

leon cant be dwayne cause dwayne would never change his 'no losing' clause

[dim cloak]

Morinng Chat

[lilac quarry]

thank you bagman

[toxic relic]

cant have this many Ls

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-james-awesome-edit-swag-epic-gif-6204407470946403184

just a chill lil guy

[sour gull]

no problemo bossman

[quasi slate]

Dwayne abondoning his black adam role because hes supposed to lose in the 2nd film 🥀

[lilac quarry]

wtf??

no way

[toxic relic]

yes way dude

[lilac quarry]

good for him

damn

[tacit meadow]

Who dat

[toxic relic]

kevin james

[lilac quarry]

lebron james

[tacit meadow]

Um

[lilac quarry]

kevin*

[tacit meadow]

Who am i thinking of, the guy who played donkey

O kevin heart

[toxic relic]

eddie murphy

what the fuck dude

[sour gull]

wrong 3 times

[tacit meadow]

Yeh him

Lmfao

[toxic relic]

[tacit meadow]

Is kevin heart even a person gimme a sec

[toxic relic]

yes

[sour gull]

cant even remember one of the greatest kings of africa King Akeem

[lilac quarry]

hart

but yeah

[toxic relic]

coming to america

havent thought about that movie in years

[tacit meadow]

Coming to americas pretty goated

[toxic relic]

you watched it but dont know who eddie murphy is

[tacit meadow]

I also forgot it, but big solid

I know who he is

[toxic relic]

christ, you sound like my dad, dude

[tacit meadow]

Just not very well

I have better stuff to forget than which actor is which

[lilac quarry]

although unrelated, can't forget about - don't be a menace to south central while you drink your juice in the hood, great movie

https://tenor.com/view/problem-solved-gif-15289528

[toxic relic]

parody movies like that were peak cinema

[lilac quarry]

nah iunno this one was so good

and I'm not a parody fan normally

just so insane

[frosty tulip]

paul blart mall cop peak cinema

[tacit meadow]

Is it even a parody, parody of what? Maybe i have to watch it again, all i remember from it was when he got his dick stuck

[toxic relic]

its a parody of all the movies in the title dude

[frosty tulip]

god I wish I was some shit popular reviewer that rated every bad movie good and every good movie bad.

that way you'd know if a movie is peak or not judging by how I'd review it

[toxic relic]

menace 2 society, juice, boys inthe hood

[tacit meadow]

O, im still talking about coming to america

[toxic relic]

ah

that isnt afaik

[toxic relic]

theres a guy on imbd with over 20k reviews

i cant remember his name

[frosty tulip]

what a strange name

[tacit meadow]

I have a half written script for a video essay on some movie that was so viscerally garbage it inspired me to talk about it

[toxic relic]

what mobie

[tacit meadow]

Iv forgotten its name tho

[toxic relic]

FUCK

[frosty tulip]

everyone in here is getting dementia

damn

[quasi slate]

id love humble bundle to drop cities skylines 1 with all of the dlc again

[frosty tulip]

peak

[quasi slate]

best bundle ever im so sad i missed it lol

[frosty tulip]

paradox fans were eating good with some of the bundles

[quasi slate]

yeah

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-scream-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-hearts-of-iron-4-hearts-of-iron-4-hoi4-gif-2835444177999722035

[frosty tulip]

dude best bundle was that time the monthly had the spyro collection like not even a month after it released for full price on PC

actually an insane deal

it also had crash bandicoot too

[quasi slate]

that quick? wtf

i checked the deals today on humble and its meh

fanatical aint got anything either

[frosty tulip]

ok I lied 2 months bujt still

god damn what a deal it was

synthetik was also pretty good

[quasi slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943310887920500736/971782982962655283/2C01A17D-EAF4-467A-A61A-FF721C3A71C0.gif

[frosty tulip]

I remember my first bundle was that time they had MGS5 Phantom Pain and they also accidentally gave you an extra copy of it

[quasi slate]

i miss the best deals wdf

[frosty tulip]

truly peak as well

[tacit meadow]

Crash bandicoots biggest secret is that it actually kinda sucks

[frosty tulip]

no taste

gtfo

you probably couldn't even complete that turtle bridge level in the first one

clearly cope

[tacit meadow]

And thats with my nostalgia goggles well and truly on, i loved it

[toxic relic]

gtfo is a good game

[lilac quarry]

where do you find bundles?

[tacit meadow]

Going back, genuinely a bad game

[quasi slate]

in bundles

[frosty tulip]

Humble has em

[lilac quarry]

ah yeah

[toxic relic]

humble

[quasi slate]

hubmle and fanatical

humble

[lilac quarry]

OKAY I GET IT

[frosty tulip]

they bundle games and a percent of it goes to charity

[lilac quarry]

jeez

[toxic relic]

just wanted to add, humble does the bundles

[lilac quarry]

do they?

[frosty tulip]

what they hide is that donation percent slider, you give as little of it to HB as possible

[toxic relic]

yeah i think so

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[quasi slate]

shoutout to humble

[toxic relic]

its in their name "humble bundle"

[quasi slate]

humbled by the bundle

[frosty tulip]

their hellboy comic bundle was pretty good too

[toxic relic]

i think itch has the best bundles

ngl

https://tenor.com/view/jake-tapper-jake-tapper-crickets-jake-tapper-silence-jake-tapper-awkward-silence-jake-tapper-crickets-sound-gif-19772089

[frosty tulip]

paradox fans must've went insane over this bundle

[quasi slate]

imo any game with tons of dlc is worth salivating over

[last spoke]

You can say Paradox

Though, Mrp's not too sure about the salivating over part

But the games you're talking about are Paradox

[lilac quarry]

yeah but you're the richest man of your country

of course you'd say that

king

[quasi slate]

no

[frosty tulip]

mopu we all know ur actually a gazillionaire

[lilac quarry]

mop

[prisma oriole]

Chat, should i buy schedule 1 and repo or i should buy another game? Im trying to find some good games to play with friends, i alredy have CW and LC

[quasi slate]

schedule 1 is pretty worth it

[toxic relic]

#general_chat message

you asked yesterday

[lilac quarry]

schedule 1 is an automation game at it's core just be aware

I didn't know that before I played it, it's fun though

[hallow cypress]

I don’t like my college classes

[lilac quarry]

that can't be real

[hallow cypress]

It is very real

[analog laurel]

Is this the proper place to ask questions about Lua packages, classes, etc. as a mod creator?

[lilac quarry]

brother what kind of course are you taking

[tawdry cairn]

[hallow cypress]

Small group communication

[lilac quarry]

#mod_support, #mod_development

[hallow cypress]

This shit is so ass

I need this class for my comm credit and my cultural credit

[lilac quarry]

insane

[hallow cypress]

There’s a group presentation and this group chose gen Z digital communications

And this was their activity

[lilac quarry]

okay that makes more sense

[hallow cypress]

I can’t take the presentation seriously after this

[lilac quarry]

I thought that was your curriculum or something jesus

[hallow cypress]

Yeah no it’s just funnier to not give context

[quasi slate]

wtf lol

[lilac quarry]

lmao yeah

[last spoke]

Oh, Scarf might actually be interested in it then

[lilac quarry]

this alone should give you the comm credit tbh

tell your teacher I sign off on it, as a discord mod and ultimate arbitor

[hallow cypress]

Ok i’ll tell her now

One sec

[quasi slate]

this shi getting integrated into society is what i LIVE FOR

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-peak-clapping-gif-2290004513522355791

[hallow cypress]

She told me to leave

man.

[prisma oriole]

Ye, and?

[hallow cypress]

She gave me the credit so fast that she’s just letting me leave!

[prisma oriole]

Alright, i will take your words and buy it funny Internet man

[hallow cypress]

I actually don’t know what half this shit means

Someone in my group did it all

It concerns me that they know that

[quasi slate]

im surprised it doesnt list more

[hallow cypress]

THERES MORE?

[quasi slate]

yeah

[hallow cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-become-human-give-up-suicide-detroit-gif-1498732651145058021

[quasi slate]

you got this gang

[hallow cypress]

Shit you right

https://tenor.com/view/lukas-all-good-mk11-twitch-gif-24969798

NOOOOO

EMBED FAILURE

Yeah no it’s over

[quasi slate]

nah

i see skeleton smokin

[hallow cypress]

Well what the fuck :(

[toxic relic]

terminator wins
fatality

[hallow cypress]

man.

[quasi slate]

gif trolled u by embed failing on your end

[hallow cypress]

Even discord gifs are throwing hands with me

[quasi slate]

holy crap thats me in the pic

[hallow cypress]

Holy cow! Mopu!

[hallow cypress]

Funny skeleton man

[ruby river]

RIP pope

[toxic relic]

pope francis wouldve loved my delivery order of tofu chili at 2 am

😔

[last spoke]

We had some food in the fridge that needed to be used soon or tossed

Anyways, Mrp's having dinner at 00:22

[toxic relic]

what is skrap writing

[unreal niche]

Sorry if this is asked a lot but I didn’t find an answer while searching.
I teleported some where I wasn’t supposed to and have a black screen.
Build 42
Is there a Lua Command I can use to get me out of this?
I tried /teleportto Skrap 10847,9976,0
It told me
“ console:1: unexpected symbol near ‘/‘ “

[toxic relic]

no chat history

ah

[last spoke]

Scotch fillet, a few pork sausages and some bacon we're nearing the end of their shelf life, especially considering scarf opened all of the above a few days ago

Throw in an egg, some toast and a one for two can of Heinz sketty

[toxic relic]

#1019767076094758924

[unreal niche]

Thanks

[toxic relic]

your steam is interesting

[unreal niche]

lol that’s a crazy girl I met. Pretty funny though

[toxic relic]

real ig

[polar kernel]

crazy girl? is she single and an adult?

[toxic relic]

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/scheming-evil-plan-evil-patrick-star-gif-5437636

[unreal niche]

lol last I checked but she’s overseas.

[toxic relic]

overseas

relative to where mate?

[unreal niche]

Germany

[polar kernel]

aw hell naw

[toxic relic]

if chip was german id be scared

i do think you'd make a good slav

or finn

[worthy wharf]

hi,I have no ideea about the game ,played a lil a while ago,is there someone who wants to play and have fun ?

[polar kernel]

ethnically i am czech

[toxic relic]

hmm

yeah i can see it

[unreal niche]

Do Czech and Germans not get along?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/devils-luck-devils-luck-gaming-devils-luck-conri-the-conri-firebrand-academy-gif-26717241

[toxic relic]

idk

[toxic relic]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[worthy wharf]

thx mate

[polar kernel]

idk but im american and i wouldnt be caught dead being so diabolically down bad im fuckin hoes from a different continent

no sir

[toxic relic]

passport bro

[unreal niche]

Missing out

[toxic relic]

weird

[stone meadow]

like whats the point

[toxic relic]

passport bros are fucking gross

[last spoke]

Mrp's not sure if he made a great decision or a terrible mistake

[polar kernel]

thats what im saying

im not ugly or lonely enough for that

plus it do not matter anyway i have a woman who only hits me sometimes

[stone meadow]

I was spitting my best game to some girl the other day on a night out, she followed me on insta, and i completely forgot what i was even yapping about that day

don't even remember her name

[polar kernel]

a few months ago i would usually blackout when i went out and i was always so fucking confused when id see like 4 new people following me on instagram like who was i even talking to dawg

[stone meadow]

tbh its worse that i can only vaguely remember that i did talk about something for a while, but not what that something even is. I think i called her pretty at some point but i dont remember the context lmao

[toxic hawk]

you are in a committed relationship

[toxic relic]

really

i thought the only relationship chip commits to is with alcohol and cigarettes

[neat moat]

"they always come back"

[toxic relic]

[toxic hawk]

he's a walking gold mine for pharma

[toxic relic]

transactional, just how he likes it

[foggy remnant]

I LOVE SATIRICAL PUNK BANDS!!!!

[stone meadow]

its the only thing thatll never leave you

[toxic hawk]

i like stratigical games where sacrifices have to be made in order to secure victory

[toxic hawk]

it leaves you if you don't have money tho

[stone meadow]

don't worry, an alcoholic finds a way

[gilded bridge]

A man dies of thirst watching another man drown

[toxic relic]

if youre drowing in salt water then not much a dehydrated man can do

youre just gonna become more dehydrated if you drink the salt water

[toxic hawk]

i think that, the longer you go thirsty, the sweeter hydration will be when you get it

[carmine monolith]

counterpoint

if you eat a shit ton of salt before you drown in salt water

then it will stabilise the salt out of your body

and youll get more hydrated

https://tenor.com/view/face-kawaii-cute-smiling-gif-16138014

[toxic hawk]

no you go into a coma due to intracellular hyperhydration

[carmine monolith]

those words arent in the bible

[toxic hawk]

or you suffocate due to acute pulmonary oedema

[carmine monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/duke-nukem-duke-nukem-forever-duke-nukem-meme-duke-nukem-not-reading-too-long-dont-read-gif-17171040675104568396

[silver plank]

Hello chat. Have a lovely day

Or evening if you on the other side of the world

[toxic relic]

your cells drown

[silver plank]

Do cells have lungs?

[carmine monolith]

ty stinkname fartass

those words are indeed in the bible

[viral mortar]

ok drowncel

[toxic relic]

no but its a good enough summary lol

[heavy ivy]

woah now bheo those are fighting words

[carmine monolith]

cells have a mitochondria

which is close enough

and say it kids

whats a mitochondria?

[toxic relic]

pulmonary edema is fluid in lungs

[heavy ivy]

i am not a child but it is the power house of cell

[toxic hawk]

so basically if water goes into cells

it goes into neurons

neurons inflate

[stone meadow]

its the outhouse of the cell

[toxic hawk]

neurons don't like to be inflated

thus you go into a coma

convulse

pain

blah blah

[toxic relic]

just like me fr

[candid patio]

i'm watching french television trying to learn french by immersion and every steriotype i've ever been exposed to in my whole life about french people has been on my screen in the last 5 minutes

[toxic relic]

what show is this

[carmine monolith]

french owning their stereotypes

what stereotypes are we talking about

[candid patio]

i don't know what she was saying but a girl just was like "vous de le croissant devouir messier PPPPT (spitting noise)"

[carmine monolith]

lmao

[stone meadow]

whats that

[quasi slate]

🏳️ this probably

[candid patio]

its called "champions" on unistv. seems to be about a track and field event

[little anvil]

Bethesda game studios announcing oblivion remaster tomorrow

[frozen ember]

Heeey moopys here

hows it goin bro

[neat moat]

youre not moopy

youre a fraud

[tacit meadow]

Which one of you is the real moopy?

[neat moat]

tell me something only the real moopy would say

[candid patio]

smoking, spitting, frog laughing, general sounding funny

[carmine monolith]

sounds like a french comedy

[toxic relic]

isnt it canadian

french canadian

[stone meadow]

@little anvil twittter links get autofiltered, you can stop trying lol

[stone meadow]

nice

[little anvil]

whats wrong with twitter

[toxic relic]

fuck that site

[candid patio]

yes

[carmine monolith]

Ill look at it realise its a graphical upgrade with new bugs and say meh

[toxic relic]

i see

[candid patio]

it seemed like a serious show about the special olympics i think

[last spoke]

If the bar lets those people in, it's a those people bar

[toxic relic]

sounds like australia

[stone meadow]

eh i'll still replay it probs

[carmine monolith]

thats crazy

[candid patio]

i was looking for children's programming

similar to sesame street

as i don't really know enough french to understand what's going on

[carmine monolith]

oh yeah childrens programming would be a great way to learn a language

wouldnt it

[toxic relic]

the show description:
"Le réalisateur suit son frère Stéphane et son amie Audrey, deux athlètes canadiens vivant avec une différence intellectuelle. Ce film suit leur parcours qui les mène du Canada jusqu'à Dubaï pour participer aux Olympiques spéciaux."

[toxic relic]

https://youtu.be/l_uPr1rC2c0

[candid patio]

no idea what's going on but that intro song was a banger 🔥

[toxic relic]

real as fuck

[loud pumice]

Real

[toxic relic]

that episode is the bear going to the beach for the first time

[candid patio]

okay someone on reddit said to watch passe partout on youtube

[toxic relic]

wackass puppets

[candid patio]

these are some ugly puppets lol

gonna give me nightmares

[toxic relic]

ngl canada's kids shows kind of slap

[toxic hawk]

this guy is an absolute bitch i tell you

[toxic relic]

damn

[candid patio]

biscuits - "LE BIS-SQUEE!"

[toxic relic]

just watch french spongebob

trust

[last spoke]

The jury is still out, but deliberations seem leaning to terrible mistake

[toxic relic]

whats the mistake

[last spoke]

There was some food in the fridge that was close to expiring

Mrp does not stand for food waste

[toxic relic]

oh that

did yall eat it

[last spoke]

Gone, reduced to atoms

Mrp had to get one of the big plates for this one

[toxic relic]

why are the lights so strong

[lilac quarry]

man what is that

[lilac quarry]

ring light for the food

[last spoke]

Scotch Fillet
3 pork sausages
Bacon
An egg
A one for two can of Heinz Sketty, all on Toast

[toxic relic]

i never turn the overhead lights on

let me be a goblin man

[last spoke]

The scotch fillet, Sausages and bacon had all been in the fridge for a few days

[lilac quarry]

I live by lamplight legit

[toxic relic]

as you should

[last spoke]

The lights in this house are very bright. It's either pitch dark or blinding

Kinda gives Mrp a headache

[toxic relic]

understandable lol

they look fucking intense

what was the mistake though

[last spoke]

Eating it all

after the two noodle cups

Mrp was hungry okay

[toxic relic]

i dont see an issue here

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ramen-ramen-cat-eating-noodles-gif-826652581506881253

[lilac quarry]

I'm about to destroy a plate of food myself, once it's done

[neat moat]

seems wasteful

[toxic relic]

🧔‍♂️ 🥊 vs 🍽️

[neat moat]

why would you break a perfectly good plate?

[last spoke]

Well this was in the express interest of not wasting it

Oh

[lilac quarry]

scrambled eggs with cottage cheese, sprinkled cheese on top, seared chorizo sausage, 2-3 onion seasoned hashbrowns, and maybe I'll throw it all in a pita with hot sauce who knows

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/faceplate-face-plate-moo-gif-14723080

[toxic relic]

sick

[neat moat]

pov: you are being attacked by an invisible ghost

[candid patio]

i just discovered pressed cottage cheese

[toxic relic]

pita bread is so gud

[last spoke]

Oh yeah, Kiel, did you get the answer you were looking for from Scarf the other day? She meant to ask, but was playing Satisfactory

[lilac quarry]

I don't remember asking a question

[toxic relic]

what would you do

if a ghost started haunting you

[neat moat]

try to go seconds back in time to try and stop it

[last spoke]

Through Modmail?

[toxic relic]

hmm tbh im not fussed about a ghost

[lilac quarry]

ye

[neat moat]

ghosts are soft fantasy anyways so they can do almost as the plot demands so

not much you can do

[toxic relic]

what ghost lore are we using

[neat moat]

good question

[heavy ivy]

bzzbzzzbzz

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

beeee!

I have a flower for you

[last spoke]

Hold on, you don't remember that? It had your name on it and everything- do you need a screenshot in DMs?

[toxic relic]

old bees go to flowers to die

[oblique stream]

howdy

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

[lilac quarry]

Yes, by saying "ye" I'm acknowledging that I got it, I understand, I did recieve the answer

[heavy ivy]

flower nomnomnom

[lilac quarry]

I closed it after all with a "resolved" message

[toxic relic]

https://www.reddit.com/r/bees/comments/1czd3jr/is_it_true_that_some_old_bees_near_the_end_of/
that was misinformation

[last spoke]

Oh okay, Mrp misinterpreted what the "ye" was then

[oblique stream]

Wake up you are not the bee

[toxic relic]

they must just be more likely to die in flowers cause they sleep there more

[heavy ivy]

incorrect
am bee

[neat moat]

I see

[toxic relic]

bumblebees are chads

[oblique stream]

youve been brainwashed

[oblique stream]

wasps

[toxic relic]

bumblebees

[icy vigil]

[oblique stream]

Yellowjackets

[toxic relic]

bumblebees

[last spoke]

🥔Noh
That is b

[heavy ivy]

am be
am machine washable
and am be

[last spoke]

🥔Fren :]

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/break-brick-dryer-broken-gif-11674573

[oblique stream]

Wake up neo

Youve been lied to

[toxic relic]

yellowjackets and other wasps arent chads

[celest meteor]

Someone have a key for PZ i really want play 💀

[neat moat]

sharp let them bee

[last spoke]

🥔Be nice to b

[neat moat]

mine was funnier

[toxic relic]

a key? for a door? to the outside world? where you can touch grass?

[little anvil]

Mafia old country vs GTA 6 who will win?

[oblique stream]

To bee or not to bee

[heavy ivy]

too powerfu to machn wash

[last spoke]

Can they both fail? That would be funny

[oblique stream]

That is the question

[toxic relic]

parasitoid wasps

[celest meteor]

hahahaha no just for play .... xDD

[heavy ivy]

am bee

[oblique stream]

If both will have 100$ price tag as some people speculate

then yeah

[neat moat]

begging strangers for free games on the internet is not very sigma of you

[toxic relic]

https://agsci.colostate.edu/agbio/ipm-pests/parasitoid-wasps/

[oblique stream]

Japanese wasps

[toxic relic]

nah bro

theyre just big

[last spoke]

D'aww that's cute

[oblique stream]

Or hornets

whatever

[toxic relic]

imagine a wasp with a 6 cm long stinger that can drill wood and is a parasite

[oblique stream]

i hate both

[vital marten]

Pirate an pay when you can, better than asking around here

I mean I’m sure eventually someone’ll help you out, I’ve seen it happen but honestly this isn’t a bad route

Did that with Crusader Kings 3 last night and ended up buying the whole collection

[celest meteor]

Do you have a link for cracked ? im very bad for this

[toxic relic]

we cant send torrent links here

sorry mate

[vital marten]

No I don’t, nor can one be recommended in here

[last spoke]

No, we cannot share any methods. You'll need to follow that route yourself

[celest meteor]

How yeah that make sens im tied xD

sorry m not Englophone

[neat moat]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8D_qmO97A4g?si=rQOjbCvDnCQPovrf

[neat moat]

tw: obviously

[toxic relic]

nice

[carmine monolith]

arr

[heavy ivy]

bzzzbzzz

[toxic relic]

parasites are interesting

very intriguing

[neat moat]

Yeah

[toxic relic]

whenever i see them bust out the insects i think of hercules

[carmine monolith]

but what if 😯 cordyceps 🍄‍🟫 in humans??? 🧑‍🦱

[neat moat]

Improbable

[carmine monolith]

downvoted

enjoy negative karma

dummy

[toxic relic]

karma? karm-on deez

[neat moat]

I hope you stub your pinky toe

[carmine monolith]

D:

take that back

[neat moat]

I hope you have a fantom itch

[toxic relic]

i don't care that you broke your elbow

[carmine monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-17349365856782341010

[neat moat]

I hope your scalp is like really sore after you wake up

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/streeter-elbow-gif-20363671

[toxic relic]

this has never happened to me before

what is that

[carmine monolith]

i wonder where that kid is now

[toxic relic]

sore scalp?

[carmine monolith]

hopefully a doctor caring about other peoples elbows

[toxic relic]

probably works in sanitation or it

[neat moat]

When I go to bed and wake up my hair is like super sore where brushing it hruts

[carmine monolith]

yikes

[toxic relic]

🤨

[neat moat]

sometimes

[toxic relic]

your hair? hurts?

curious

[neat moat]

teh scalp

the*

But I say hair as a proxy

[toxic relic]

that must suck

[carmine monolith]

my scap hurts sometimes too, but i have really dry scalp

[neat moat]

cus touching the hair hurts the scalp

[carmine monolith]

like bad dandruff my entire life

[toxic relic]

its always snowing where you ar

[neat moat]

real

[carmine monolith]

doesnt sound as bad as ghotis though, msot of the time its just a bad itch

[neat moat]

No

mine isn't bad lol

[carmine monolith]

when i was a kid id get a bloody scalp

it was yucky

[neat moat]

It's never happened to either of you?

Like you slept on your hair wrong

or head

[toxic relic]

no

i hardly have hair

[carmine monolith]

stink do you have long hair

[toxic relic]

never had long hair

[carmine monolith]

L

[neat moat]

happened more here I had longer hair so yeah

[toxic relic]

i see

[heavy ivy]

bzzzbzzzbzz

[neat moat]

Murph no everyone likes long hair

[toxic relic]

i like the bald + long ass beard combo

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-rizz-bee-eyebrow-bee-kiss-gif-13467304041985061911

[toxic relic]

im going for that

[neat moat]

good

male pattern baldness cannot hurt you

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/beard-alone-gif-5326208

[heavy ivy]

do not the bee
bee is plushy, hug only

[toxic relic]

its looking at me from the window, but i wont let it in

my dad isnt bald yet, but idk about his dad-i could be cursed with the bald in the future

[lilac quarry]

is it not your mother's father that is said to indicate baldness?

[toxic relic]

have no fucking idea

[lilac quarry]

ah yeah it's a myth

[frail shadow]

i’ll probably be bald by 25

[lilac quarry]

it's both parents

which makes sense

[frail shadow]

not a single adult man in my family has hair

im fucked

[lilac quarry]

I knew a few dudes in high school who were fully balding, like george costanza level bald

friar tuck level shit

[frail shadow]

i know a 19 year old dude who’s already balding

[lilac quarry]

would this creature be delicious when barbequed?

[toxic relic]

no

is froglike

unless you fuck with eating frogs

[stone meadow]

dont they taste like chicken or smth

[toxic relic]

idk

[frail shadow]

supposedly

[lilac quarry]

I've never had frog but

probably delicious

[toxic relic]

george costanza baldness in hs is fucking insane

[lilac quarry]

nah it's crazy

[toxic relic]

the level of bullying he mustve endured

[lilac quarry]

nah he was super chill

most people loved the guy

[rich cloak]

how common are project zomboid cheaters

[toxic relic]

the good ending

[lilac quarry]

I'm happy I'm almost 30 and no signs of balding yet

[frail shadow]

you mean like aimware ?

like pvp

[lilac quarry]

my dad is just getting a bald spot on the crown at 66 so I think I'm good

hopefully

I've shaved my head once because my friend needed to, and I looked fucked

[neon bramble]

if you have that level of balding at HS why not just go shaved

[neat moat]

I dont think I can pull a bald look sadly

[rich cloak]

or like just cheating for stuff like duplicating or stuff like that

[toxic relic]

by the time you reach 60 its almost expected of you to be bald so it should be fine

[lilac quarry]

I guess confidence? Iunno he's just a hat guy still, just recently shaved his head I think

[toxic relic]

old bald guy

[neon bramble]

weird head bald cant be worse than holding onto middle age balding hair

[toxic relic]

nah

you can rock the look

[frail shadow]

rarely works

[toxic relic]

look at that comedian

stavros

[silver plank]

George Costanza?

[toxic relic]

stavros halkias

[lilac quarry]

I look almost exactly like logic the rapper when I shave my head

[toxic relic]

HAHHHAA

[silver plank]

I like Newman and Kramer duo

[lilac quarry]

I went to visit one of my family members when they were tattooing a client and when I walked in the client almost jumped out of the chair and legit asked if I was him

I'll never forget it

[neon bramble]

if a highschooler can pull that look then lokiel probably would remember that guy differently

[lilac quarry]

the fleeting feeling of what it's like to be a star

[toxic relic]

idk man

i think my ego would be hurt if someone told me i looked like logic

[neat moat]

whos logic

[lilac quarry]

yeah this is basically my twin when I shave my head

insane

[toxic relic]

you could pretend your him and release new nfts

[neon bramble]

what would it be like to be a full time impersonator

[lilac quarry]

it's actually fucked

[neon bramble]

permanently living under someone else's shadow

[toxic relic]

bitcoin guy

[neat moat]

identity crisis

[heavy ivy]

bzzbzbzzz :D

[toxic relic]

im not sure

[heavy ivy]

how is ghoti

[neat moat]

imposter syndrome :troll

[toxic relic]

if its your job then would you not just go into "work focus" and turn it off after

[neat moat]

willing humslef to start the day and make that call

[neat moat]

how's bee

[rich swan]

What is the best class in Zomboid?

[toxic relic]

wizard

[neon bramble]

unless you're one of stalin's body doubles it likely aint gonna be your job

[heavy ivy]

bee is bee

is good :3

[neat moat]

wizard is overrated ngl

[toxic relic]

ok barbarian

[neon bramble]

nah you just dont know how to build him right

[neat moat]

wc needs to stop nerfing everything but wizard

[toxic relic]

you're just mad you're not in the super secret wiznerd club

[neon bramble]

bg3 made me kinda hate 5e as a system

it does not have the absolute silliness I can pull in other CRPGs

[neat moat]

nah I probably will liek wizard the most but I prefer being unconventional/the under dog

[neon bramble]

since the classes are so idiot proof

[neat moat]

I realized this when I always play melee in shooter games and shooter guy in melee games

[toxic relic]

i agree with this actually

[neat moat]

I just wanna be different lol

[neon bramble]

on the other hand, it's so idiot proof I can pull any random person and not have to brief them on the do's and dont's of character building

[last spoke]

Mrp's not sure what he wants to do

[mental briar]

hi guys im new to the game just bought it because the last of us got me in a zombie game mood and i wanna play something other than that and days gone. any tips?

[toxic relic]

different quirky

[last spoke]

Go in as blind as possible. Trial by fire

Best part of this game is learning it

[toxic relic]

dont die

[last spoke]

Don't get others to do that for you

[neon bramble]

dont be afraid to die

[mental briar]

thx gng

[toxic relic]

is the last of us -> pz pipeline real ?

cdda -> pz pipeline seems more real

[last spoke]

In other news, Mrp's staring at our Steam library totally unsure of what to play

[neon bramble]

aint it the other way around

[last spoke]

He wants to want to play PZ, but isn't really able to make this noggin commit

[mental briar]

havent played cdda but this game has been on my wishlist for a min

[neon bramble]

pz is punishing but if we gotta be real

[toxic relic]

video game

[neon bramble]

PZ is pretty entry level

[mental briar]

we will see if can lock in

[neon bramble]

it aint hard but when you fuck up it's all gone

[toxic relic]

hmmmm, i can agree it does get surprisingly easy the moment you understand the game

[mental briar]

so ive heard

prolly gonna hit the tutorial then start up an easir sandbox before i do anything craz\y

[toxic relic]

lol

[neon bramble]

get in the game gogogogogo

[toxic relic]

[neon bramble]

not just that\

the difficulty curve is inverted

there is no paradigm shift in gameplay after the first month

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-gif-6036040804559006850

[icy vigil]

[barren sigil]

is it 100% death if i get bitten

[toxic relic]

irl?

[mental briar]

loading up omg im exicted guys

[neon bramble]

xenonauts 2 got me in a game design talkin mood raaah

need more games with an arms race pace

that isnt xcom, cause I've played almost all of them at this point

[barren sigil]

is it 100% death if i get bitten

[heavy ivy]

historically, what happen in zombie media when bit

[neat moat]

om nom nom

what happens when bee bites you?

do you turn to plush?

[toxic relic]

im curious now

is there any media where a zombie bite is not infectious

yes there is

[neon bramble]

vampires

aint vampire ghouls practically zombies

[toxic relic]

[heavy ivy]

50/50 you turn to plush or turn to bee

[neon bramble]

the only way to become one is to get bit by the vampire

not the ghoul

[toxic relic]

what media is this lore from

[neat moat]

I like to seperate vampires and zombies even though both are undead

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/alucard-hellsing-chair-throne-vampire-gif-3464491897201026251

[neat moat]

mainly cus I don't want to associate with those freakish gouls

Oh and zombies of couse

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-perfect-cell-hello-greeting-caption-gif-4904407315920936322

[toxic relic]

hellsing huh

[neon bramble]

I'm not big on vampire lore but hellsing ghouls work that way

if the vampire dosen't want to turn you and you get drained

you turn into a ghoul

[neat moat]

how do they choose not to turn you

is it kinda unclear?

[last spoke]

With Max, it depends how hard it bites

[neon bramble]

I think it wasn't a full drain that's how you turn

people getting turned on screen didn't turn grey and visibly wilt

[heavy ivy]

people tunr into plushy only when bee want it to

[neon bramble]

but that's just speculation on my end

[toxic relic]

i played a game with a vampire dude that was super chill and he ended up dying

i think about that whenever i read about vamps now

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[gilded bridge]

Call of duty

[neat moat]

how did they make zombies in that even

[last spoke]

Well those are occult zombies, not disease zombies

[hidden spruce]

nahh that's zomboid is crazy

[neat moat]

key word: zombie

[gilded bridge]

They didn't specify

[hidden spruce]

nah , it fits that way

[last spoke]

They definitely did

[toxic relic]

i didnt

[heavy ivy]

bzzzbzzzbzzz

[toxic relic]

i just asked about zombie

[heavy ivy]

zombie!

[neat moat]

well there ya go

nazi zombies

who would have guesssed

[toxic relic]

hellsing has that

weird lore

[last spoke]

Mrp was responding to this

[toxic relic]

ah real

[last spoke]

Which he assumed was a follow up question to this

[toxic relic]

that makes sense

[heavy ivy]

mmrp can mrp pet the bee

[last spoke]

Mrp can pet the Bee

[heavy ivy]

:D

[hallow cypress]

This jane fit blows but whatever i rocked it for a match

[neon bramble]

nazi vampire supersoldiers

fighting the new crusaders of the catholic church

and their dual wielding ninja catholic assassins

[lilac quarry]

this game strikes me as a rage factory

[hallow cypress]

It’s so fun

Just don’t take it very seriously

I yell whenever im in chase which makes me have 10x more fun

I gaslight myself to make myself think im better than i am which makes me do better and have more fun LMAO

[neon bramble]

yea it does help

the best way out of a bad situation is to break through usually

[toxic hawk]

so they added kaneki to dbd

[onyx igloo]

Cod?

[stark depot]

hi anyone playing

[lilac quarry]

#1019737819981283459 #1019743790178762812 #1019725562337579028

[rancid harbor]

hi

any tips for me I only got 10 hrs

[lilac quarry]

can ask in #pz_b41_chat

but realistically just keep playing, you'll learn not to do things over time

that's how you get the most value out of the game as well

[rancid harbor]

I’m trash tho lowkey

I just

Go to firebase

get weapons

[toxic relic]

tip for you my good man

[rancid harbor]

head to police station and then idk what to do next

[rancid harbor]

Thanks man

[toxic relic]

a rosewooder

[heavy ivy]

go wander

[lilac quarry]

don't use guns early

[toxic relic]

[carmine monolith]

yeah learning how to basically become a terminator is good fun

[heavy ivy]

you will figure it out

[carmine monolith]

no emotions, no mistakes, just murder

[rancid harbor]

I don’t, I’m aware they make noise

[toxic relic]

spawn somewhere that isnt rosewood

thats a good start

[rancid harbor]

Yeah but where, max just drive around

idk the town directions

I should use steam guides

[toxic relic]

look it up

theres a map

[rancid harbor]

yeah

[rancid harbor]

but I heard rosewood is best town to start in

or at least for beginners

[toxic relic]

its not

[carmine monolith]

that belongs to ekron now iirc

rosewood is second best

[heavy ivy]

go to a gas station in game and find a town map

[deft wadi]

just send it and adventure

[heavy ivy]

then drive there

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-beer-simon-pegg-shaun-of-the-dead-gif-18085701

[rancid harbor]

Ah yes now I have to search for a gas station too😭🙏

[heavy ivy]

or kill zombies

im just trying to give you diagetic

way to playy

[carmine monolith]

rosewood is boring and simple but thats good for a first playthrough, ekron just has fewer zombies though so thats a benefit

[toxic relic]

damn, you have to play the game? dire

[rancid harbor]

hm, never thought of that

[rancid harbor]

Ok

Does ekron have like good loot?

[stark depot]

ho]]]

[toxic relic]

go to louisville

louiseville

idk

[stark depot]

i wanna play with someone

[rancid harbor]

isn’t that the most dangerous town?

[toxic relic]

and

[heavy ivy]

one e, you had it right the first one stink

[rancid harbor]

#1019737819981283459

[stark depot]

im so lonely in the gamw

[toxic relic]

you wanna play the game no?

[lilac quarry]

@stark depot

[rancid harbor]

Same but maybe some time with me if you want

[rancid harbor]

yh

[toxic relic]

make a base here

end goal

[rancid harbor]

I build it?

Or is it like already built

like a house

[carmine monolith]

not choosing a mansion with a dock smh smh

[stark depot]

yess bro my english is not so good i would be a great team member for you

[toxic relic]

go there and find out

[rancid harbor]

dms

[toxic relic]

the mansions there are sick

[rancid harbor]

Alright but one final question.

should I play in build 41 or 42? I also play with mods

[toxic relic]

depends

[carmine monolith]

b41 is better with mods and saves wont brick every 2 weeks

[toxic relic]

i like to play in the woods of lv, im not rich like you plebs

[stark depot]

yeah

[carmine monolith]

if i base in lv im building a base next to the bridge construction site

close to everything good

[toxic relic]

understandable

[onyx igloo]

"im at pizzahut"
loud applause

[toxic relic]

pizza hut doing a new thing where they take pizza dough and make turnovers with leftoever toppings

[ruby river]

in the water?

[toxic relic]

sure

[stark depot]

its so rare to find ppl who play pz

[toxic relic]

this what im talking about

[carmine monolith]

get out of here

[quasi slate]

@lyric galleon

[harsh vault]

calzone

[gilded bridge]

Isn't this server malware?

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[gilded bridge]

Hey floofie

Good morning I suppose

[harsh vault]

another day another pink monster

[gilded bridge]

Isn't it the same pink monster?

[harsh vault]

yems

[onyx igloo]

how did i get here

[gilded bridge]

You need to think before you talk floofie

[carmine monolith]

in a truck

[gilded bridge]

Driving probably

[harsh vault]

thinking thinking thinking

i love pink monster

it tastes good

[onyx igloo]

i wasnt even moving

it just

uhh

laserbeam

[carmine monolith]

hey you are missing 11 litres of fuel

[toxic relic]

is that truck sim

[onyx igloo]

its snowrunner

[carmine monolith]

hey you are missing 7 litres of fuel

[gilded bridge]

Never had one, the only monster I had was peach, I previously said why

[toxic relic]

looks exactly like truck sim

[onyx igloo]

its BETTER

[harsh vault]

because i like pink things

[gilded bridge]

Euro truck simulator vet here

[harsh vault]

so its automatically good

[toxic relic]

i disagree

[gilded bridge]

But I never touch snowrunner

[toxic relic]

snowrunner looks kind of lame

[onyx igloo]

have you played it

[toxic hawk]

edgerunner

[toxic relic]

ive played truck sim and snowrunner

but i dont need to have

to know its ass

[onyx igloo]

its not ass

have you done the deliveries

[toxic relic]

isnt that the entire game

[onyx igloo]

well you also look for upgrades

[toxic relic]

so, truck sim

[onyx igloo]

theres multiple different countries.. uhh

i bought it cause it was 20 dollars with all dlcs

also its really fun with a steering wheel

[toxic relic]

👍

[onyx igloo]

the only different factor i can think of from truck sim is maybe the dirt physics?

[hidden spruce]

Huh

t's sticker

[lilac quarry]

I know it's never been asked but would this be delicious when cooked?

[onyx igloo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xltbbrXKzTM?t=21&feature=share

umph oughs

[toxic relic]

yes

its got a lot of blubber

its also smaller than the average adult human

[lilac quarry]

what is it

[gritty drift]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-mochi-cat-dave-the-diver-dave-pixel-cat-gif-11446757303671490938

[toxic relic]

spec evo animal

made up

[polar kernel]

YEAH

UH HUH

[lilac quarry]

I bet it makes great chicharron

[polar kernel]

OKAY

sorry im ad libing rn

[gritty drift]

aloo

[toxic relic]

holy shit dude

you're right

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-boss-smiling-friends-vbucks-mr-boss-mini-me-mr-boss-gives-alan-vbucks-gif-4267967852364916813

[plain fern]

https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1363874032356950269