general_chat

[spring linden]

anyone?

[shell badger]

This might inspire me to go back and try skylines 2 again😂

[distant bramble]

Hello all. Been playing solo for 1200hrs and finally want to venture into MP with a few other zomboid enthusits. Any suggestions? Feel free to dm me.

[spring linden]

i need help hood

you seem to have alot of hours

so you would probably know

[shell badger]

There are a couple dedicated places to ask for help with the game, and besides that just telling people you have a question without asking the question is usually the quickest way to not get a response lol.

[distant bramble]

Im new to online. Whats going on tho? I specialize in mod managment i think lol

[spring linden]

could you join the call

[distant bramble]

Sorry i cant 😦

[shadow escarp]

B42 AI helper mod plz come out

[spring linden]

ok

[shell badger]

You might get a dm from here, but as far as actually finding people you’re probably best off posting something in one of these and waiting: #1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[spring linden]

it says this file doesnt exist on this server

[distant bramble]

Thank you @shell badger

[spring linden]

and i need to go to media scripts vehicles i did and the template i need to get rid of isnt there

like something its saying exists doesnt exist

'for me at least

[shell badger]

Is it a mod issue? This channel exists, and looks like it was active a minute ago: #mod_support they’d probably be most helpful

I’m fairly new to the game and server so idk if I could help you, but I’ve been helped in there before fairly quickly

[terse smelt]

How do I invite my friends over steam after hosting

[spring linden]

no

it is not

idk

if it is or not

i could show you

im screen sharing it

[shell badger]

As far as I know (which admittedly is not a vast supply of knowledge) you just right click them on your friends list and invite to game if you’re hosting through the game and not a dedicated server

[neat moat]

Whoa

[spring linden]

dude i just need help

thats all

[terse smelt]

They say I have to allow them somehow, after inviting them through steam

[fathom igloo]

I mean uhhhh

[spring linden]

i feel like a mod would be able to help but no

[terse smelt]

how do I do that

[shell badger]

I’m at work right now so I can’t really do anything there, and I more than likely don’t even know enough about the game to help

[neat moat]

this chat isn't the best for that

[shell badger]

I got this game in January😭😂

[spring linden]

welp ive asked everywhere

ive posted

ive been in calls

[fathom igloo]

Patience

[spring linden]

ive even tryed evan

[shell badger]

I tried to say that, though admittedly I only actually linked mod support

[spring linden]

yea well for the past two months is to long

i just gave up in december

then came back forgot about it and here i am

[neat moat]

it's cus ur rank is too low to demand respect

whats ur problem exactly @spring linden

[shell badger]

True, I gotta get that katana for sure😂

[fathom igloo]

https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1354273128796389548

[karmic jetty]

i just woke up

in a fokin steamy mood yea

like actually got woken up by a call

says i got an interview of some sht

[neat moat]

I'm interviewing you on multiple complains whe have of you "sending unsolicited cat vidoes" to users

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/typing-typing-furiously-typing-furiously-cat-typing-furiously-kitty-typing-furiously-kitty-bow-gif-1200647839766061758

[shell badger]

I figured it was a mod issue, pretty sure I’ve read about that specific issue on several mod descriptions (yknow that thing people usually don’t read). Tried to send em to mod support🤷🏻‍♂️

Steamapps\workshop in big red letters, should’ve been the first clue lol.

[cobalt tangle]

should I switch to b42 or stay in 41?

[neat moat]

depends

want to get aquanted with the new features but deal with the instability, or do you want stability + mp that will become outdated

[cobalt tangle]

I just started today just been playing solo

[neat moat]

oh so ur new? completely?

[cobalt tangle]

yup

[shell badger]

I feel like b41 would probably be best then, but I’ve also never played b42 so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[cobalt tangle]

got 74 min B)

[neat moat]

Id stick with b41 to get the basics at least

but a lot will change in b42 so it's a good idea to learn that quickly

b41 is going out the window eventually so I'd at least think about getting a aquanted with the new instead of getting familiar with an outdated system

[terse smelt]

So do I just restart if I dont find a weapon in my spawn?

[neat moat]

if ur a bitch yeah

[karmic jetty]

lnao

[silver plank]

I am

[half kettle]

discord changed ????

who updated it

please revert

[karmic jetty]

where change

updated it

still nuthin

liar liar pants on fire

[heavy ivy]

ui change

[tribal cedar]

ok thats a cool new update'

[karmic jetty]

doesnt look that diff to me

[neat moat]

die

[heavy ivy]

they just changed everything a teeny tinyy bit

[neat moat]

honestly looks a lot like mobile

[heavy ivy]

enough to fuck with me royally

beh it feels weird swearing

[neat moat]

discord is out to fuck each and every one of personally

[toxic relic]

mate what

[neat moat]

this is the tailer made user experience I was told about

[toxic relic]

how the fuck do some people play this damn game

[neat moat]

hello stink

[karmic jetty]

game but no game

[toxic relic]

wsg

[plush cobalt]

He is now ill

[neat moat]

Want one of my tacos?

[toxic relic]

no

[karmic jetty]

gib taco

[neat moat]

Well I wasn't offering anyways

[toxic relic]

ok

[fathom igloo]

Are you dying?

[plush cobalt]

Not today

Are you?

[neat moat]

we are all slowly dying Omar

[karmic jetty]

arent we all

[fathom igloo]

I stabbed your doll like 100 times Jeeze

[neat moat]

you must know this

[plush cobalt]

I'm built different

[neat moat]

did you preform the ritual properly?

[fathom igloo]

Ok I’ll stab it 400 times

[tribal cedar]

wild chat today OwO

[neat moat]

Did you use vinegar?

[polar kernel]

what

[plush cobalt]

It will take powerful voodoo to affect me

[neat moat]

oh BTW chip you're being replaced

[glad pike]

my character is alive and well

[fathom igloo]

Yes, I grabbed the hair from his childhood bedroom that he posted a few days ago

[toxic relic]

its time

[karmic jetty]

yooo

[neat moat]

I love rocky

[karmic jetty]

is that hajime no ippo

[plush cobalt]

Fool! Others have lived in that room since my childhood!

[toxic relic]

yessir

[heavy ivy]

that's the neat part, they don't

[toxic relic]

truly

[terse smelt]

wym, I spawned somewhere with literally 0 loot

[toxic relic]

so what bro

[fathom igloo]

Weird, your pictures are still everywhere

[toxic relic]

that happens a lot, you leave and find the loot

spacebar 🔥

[fathom igloo]

You have to search other places

[heavy ivy]

then go stomp zombies until you find a pipe or somethin

[toxic relic]

its hajime no ippo

[plush cobalt]

Probably a memorial. Faked my own death

[terse smelt]

how?

[toxic relic]

boxing anime

[polar kernel]

what does this mean

[toxic relic]

spacebar

[neat moat]

Stink I was making a joke

[polar kernel]

im being replaced?

[heavy ivy]

push them over with spacebar and press spacebar on their head

[toxic relic]

wtf do you mean how

[plush cobalt]

Bye-bye!

[terse smelt]

I mean I literally just picked up this game

[polar kernel]

like in my entirety or just some silly role ive been given in life

[heavy ivy]

sorry cool chip, you are being replaced with spicy chip

[neat moat]

uh- yeah actually

[karmic jetty]

hwo do i get to the spacebar

[polar kernel]

huh

am i finally getting banned

[toxic relic]

determination

[polar kernel]

ive literally made terroristic threats in here its about time

[plush cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-anakshie-gif-25892483

[neat moat]

more being abandoned

[heavy ivy]

ah even better. do the tutorial and then don't ask for help here (except for accessiblity stuff that's always valid), you will have a more interesting experience figuring it out for yourself or playing with a fellow newbie

[polar kernel]

elaborate!

[neat moat]

a feeling you are all to familiar with I feel

[fathom igloo]

You’re being banned for being a light mode user

[polar kernel]

im gone for a week and now this is what i come back to

[terse smelt]

Oh no, I did the tutorial and everything

[karmic jetty]

the producers wanna replace u with a younger talent

[terse smelt]

I just assumed you needed a weapon to finish zombies

[neat moat]

mother it's leaking from its eyes

[polar kernel]

aw man

[heavy ivy]

ah, you can always use your feet

[plush cobalt]

The audience just doesn't think cool chip is cool anymore

[neat moat]

not while Omar is here

[heavy ivy]

just play and see what happens

you'll figure it out

[heavy ivy]

shut up

/pos

[neat moat]

press Q for the cure

wait what's pos

[toxic relic]

lmao

[plush cobalt]

I like the pos tone indicator because I can make the conscious choice to read it as piece of shit

[terse smelt]

I know that aint real lmao

[plush cobalt]

It means positive

[terse smelt]

I'm not that fresh, I just still am figuring out the controls a bit

[toxic relic]

mate, youll learn the tutorial is not very educational

[karmic jetty]

its not piece of sht?

[neat moat]

Shut up, positively?

[toxic relic]

shut up piece of shit*

[plush cobalt]

Like not in a rude way

[neat moat]

ah

[distant bramble]

@shell badger i posted my request. Wanted to send to you first since you helped me. #1354286919848034364 message

[plush cobalt]

Positive connotation

[neat moat]

I see

[bronze moat]

Groovy is still a groovy word. I still use it.

It’s groovy

[heavy ivy]

I was going for positive but piece of shit works too

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/army-of-darkness-evil-dead-ash-groovy-gif-25791428

[heavy ivy]

groovy

[toxic relic]

i dont fw groovy

[karmic jetty]

i wanna rip ur heart out <3 /pos

[neat moat]

whats it called when a double meaning is achieved with a word Omar

[plush cobalt]

Can't stand you guys /pos (piece of shit)

[bronze moat]

That’s groovy tho

[plush cobalt]

Double entendre?

[toxic relic]

FUCK

[neat moat]

sure I'll go with that

[toxic relic]

i wanted to snipe that answer

[plush cobalt]

That's typically used for suggestive stuff

[neat moat]

Fastest hands in the west

[plush cobalt]

The more general descriptor would just be that I think, double meaning

[neat moat]

like nsfw?

[bronze moat]

That’s what she said

[plush cobalt]

Ya, like a double meaning that's naughty/risqué

[karmic jetty]

gib example

[neat moat]

zee no

[bronze moat]

Yep. Just like my response. Double entree right there!

[neat moat]

What is nsfw? (I am a visual learner btw)

[plush cobalt]

You will not Bait me

[fathom igloo]

Please don’t

[bronze moat]

PZ roxy vs. nsfw channel roxy. u know better

[karmic jetty]

not using PPE in the workplace

[neat moat]

ppe?

[toxic relic]

accurate

[neat moat]

wtf are these words man

[toxic relic]

personal protective equipment

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/full-gears-spray-stay-back10feet-gif-16866945

[toxic relic]

how have you not heard that before

[karmic jetty]

my osha loiscence expired last year

[heavy ivy]

OSHA is gonna safety you Ghoti

they wont harm you, but it wont be pleasant either

[toxic relic]

what does osha have to do with ppe

its standard practice in many professions 🤓

[neat moat]

Yeah I'm so confused rn

[toxic relic]

idk how you dont know that word tho

[karmic jetty]

bcs is ghoti

[toxic relic]

tru

[heavy ivy]

be nice!

[neat moat]

At least I know what a romance language fucking is

[karmic jetty]

he rawdawgs life

no ppe

[neat moat]

so true bestie

[onyx igloo]

it's like osha

[toxic relic]

thats how you get an std

[onyx igloo]

not safe for work

osha

right guys

[neat moat]

I have many
I be collecting them like Pokémon

[plush cobalt]

I would hope it would be safe

Otherwise they won't be happy

[bronze moat]

When your love language is gift giving and someone gives you a Mammoth Tusk:

[shell badger]

Awesome 😎 I may be interested, I’ll keep an eye on the thread. I’m still a bit intimidated by mp, I kind of have continued suck at the game for a little while and am still in what I’d consider my “training save” lol.

[onyx igloo]

someone made that joke

shyiet.

[plush cobalt]

I will not be baited with misinterpretation of “Romance language”

[fathom igloo]

I got a new coffee maker today and I’m thinking of using it rn

[neat moat]

mua mua mua and they were both boys mua mua

[karmic jetty]

[plush cobalt]

It's not gay time for another 30 minutes

[plush cobalt]

Will you use it

[neat moat]

stink will not be happy to hear this

[onyx igloo]

l4d2 ellis time

[fathom igloo]

What is the half life of caffeine

[plush cobalt]

Unfortunately he, like I, will have to wait

Do I look like a chemist to you

[heavy ivy]

not long enough

[onyx igloo]

until it taste bad

[terse smelt]

How do you use a sheet rope?

[fathom igloo]

Yes, I’ve seen your basement

[heavy ivy]

hammer, nails, and one sheet rope for each level you want to go out a window

[plush cobalt]

That's a very particular type of chemistry

[unreal bane]

Nails + as many sheet ropes as the floor you're on.

[shell badger]

Look, it’s adlosY! Because that ain’t ysolda, that’s for sure 😂
Skyrim be looking like a completely different game when you mod it enough.

[shell badger]

Interesting how it still takes two sheet ropes to get from level 2 to level 1 🤔😐 who knows what happens to the rest of the length

[plush cobalt]

Whiterun residents paralyzed in fear as their flesh is instantly reshaped after a mod installation:

[bronze moat]

Most popular Ysolda mod ever.

Literally millions of downloads.

[heavy ivy]

I used to be a low poly model like you, but then I took a Nexus install to the brain and turned into 700k tris DirectX model

[toxic relic]

this show so fucking peak

[harsh vault]

he made a chair outta you

[onyx igloo]

i do genuinely wonder the purpose of chat.ai

[toxic relic]

the bullies are so goofy their redemption arc into fans is goated

[neat moat]

to write my shitty fanfic while burning down the Amazon

[plush cobalt]

Thinking about this

[fathom igloo]

To give me your personal data

[shell badger]

One that contributes largely to your over 20 thousand drawcalls!

[onyx igloo]

too bad i ain't touching that shit

[fathom igloo]

I already have your ssn

[onyx igloo]

the hell is an ssn

[neat moat]

social security number

[onyx igloo]

i ain't gonna be able to use that

[fathom igloo]

Definitely not anymore

[plush cobalt]

Pain.

[neat moat]

do you have a paye?

[onyx igloo]

paye?

[fiery zodiac]

Giving away your personal data is a common pasttime of 21st century at this point

[neat moat]

it's like a legal guardian who handles your bank shit

pays for bills, stuff like that

[fathom igloo]

I willingly hand it over to my spy on rednote daily

[onyx igloo]

fancy schmancy rich ppl shit??

[neat moat]

no

it could be ur mom

[onyx igloo]

i ain't got no bills

[neat moat]

well

yes and no

youre a dependant so

[onyx igloo]

not that I am aware of

[fathom igloo]

He’s a minor

[plush cobalt]

Were you looking for “payee”? Further, were you actually looking for “guarantor”? Or is this a word I don't know

[karmic jetty]

get back to the mines

[neat moat]

he still has expenses but it goes to his parent/guardian

unless he didn't have a legal guardian, or a shit one so

[onyx igloo]

my bills are paid by the money i took atta yo wallet

[neat moat]

yeah

[fathom igloo]

Minor who now has 975k in cc debt

[neat moat]

real

[neat moat]

Yeah I can't spell

[karmic jetty]

we should put all the debt in the worl onto one person

[neat moat]

payee

[plush cobalt]

The payee would be the one getting paid

[onyx igloo]

jpmorgan can chase me all they want i still got that blank check

[fathom igloo]

Who could that be

[toxic relic]

jeff

[plush cobalt]

So either payor or guarantor

[toxic relic]

jeff could pay it off ez

[onyx igloo]

which jeff

[fathom igloo]

Don’t steal my Jeff joke

[karmic jetty]

doesnt even need to pay off

just need to be a scapegoat

[toxic relic]

for murder?

im down

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/simpson-homer-simpson-scream-angry-gif-13579262493362635689

[onyx igloo]

all my spotify ads are legit mexican food

like

[neat moat]

Yes but from what I'm being told is they essentially control your account. That's how it is for me at least

[onyx igloo]

the same joint

[toxic relic]

ads

[onyx igloo]

fear me

[heavy ivy]

all running on a single thread!

[onyx igloo]

i use spotify free

[fathom igloo]

You’re a child?

[plush cobalt]

Yeah for minors I think it's somewhat common

[onyx igloo]

and am unbothered

[toxic relic]

so do i

but no ads

its called

userscripts

[neat moat]

doctor said I'm too mentally deficient 🚬

[toxic relic]

🤓

[heavy ivy]

uBlock origin <3

[fathom igloo]

Oh

[toxic relic]

not just that

i use spicetify

[onyx igloo]

im too mentally deficit to userscripty

thingy

[heavy ivy]

nice nice nice

the more the merrier

[toxic relic]

my spicetify

its not browser based

[onyx igloo]

i stole your funny words ghoti man

[fathom igloo]

Omar

[neat moat]

Dw, it was written in the past and im looking to actually take control of my account. By force if nessesary.

[plush cobalt]

I seem to recall you judging my use of Spotify at some point fartnuts

🧐

[toxic relic]

yeah i hate it

[onyx igloo]

Spotify is kinda.. ehh

[plush cobalt]

Cambrie

[fathom igloo]

🦶🏼

[neat moat]

[onyx igloo]

Fartnuts more like judgenuts

[toxic relic]

funkwhale is better but i use spotify to...obtain songs i cant

[plush cobalt]

Do not bother me once more with your fetish

[onyx igloo]

ghoti more like ghote

[neat moat]

I use yt. Thinking about downloading the music off their and somehow creating a randomizer to play it for me

[fathom igloo]

Projection doesn’t work on me, footman.

[onyx igloo]

change ur pfp to a goat rn ghoti

and your user to ghote

[neat moat]

No

[plush cobalt]

You are mistaken about the spell in use. It is actually Reflection

[onyx igloo]

goddamnit.

[neat moat]

I took a voe

vow

vow?

[plush cobalt]

Yes

[neat moat]

Omar is it vow

[onyx igloo]

vote

[neat moat]

good

[karmic jetty]

row

[toxic relic]

randomizer

[neat moat]

row row row ur boat gently down the stream

[fathom igloo]

Oh so you’re a witch now too? BRB gotta go call some people and make some claims

[onyx igloo]

This looks like a broken skybox

[plush cobalt]

That is a Window

[onyx igloo]

do yall see it too?

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-dancing-cage-viral-hog-viral-hog-gif-gif-5416575818540199083

[toxic relic]

just download the mp3s and press shuffle on your native audio player

[karmic jetty]

i recognize that form of clouds see u soon

[neat moat]

I have a phone

[onyx igloo]

yes

[toxic relic]

yes and

[onyx igloo]

I use spotify to sleep

[plush cobalt]

I have a phone

[neat moat]

how does a phone do that

[plush cobalt]

Get an audio player app if you don't have one built in

[onyx igloo]

I do not wanna download mp3s

[toxic relic]

jesus christ

[polar kernel]

🧌

[onyx igloo]

on my phon

[neat moat]

ah

[fathom igloo]

Not anymore and you’re about to be burned at a stake

[plush cobalt]

Tech literacy differences are okay fart man

[plush cobalt]

It won't be the first time

[onyx igloo]

I have minimal tech literacy

[terse smelt]

So to cook is it as simple as placing a item on a stove and turning it on and waiting?

[onyx igloo]

i am car man

[onyx igloo]

correct

[toxic relic]

im not a patient man

[arctic moss]

Guys, I have a problem xdd I was trying the debug mode on the 42, I pressed random keys and ended up seeing everything in polygons and my character also appears in polygons, how do I remove it xd?

[plush cobalt]

In real life? No it's a bit more involved

[terse smelt]

no in game

[plush cobalt]

Oh. What game?

[terse smelt]

project zomboid

[fathom igloo]

Discord is acting funny rn

[terse smelt]

lmao

[toxic relic]

never heard of it mate

[heavy ivy]

never heard of project zomboid?

[toxic relic]

tell us about it

[fathom igloo]

What’s that

[heavy ivy]

dunno where that's coming from

[terse smelt]

Ah nevermind, yall wouldnt like it

[toxic relic]

this is a transformers server man

why are you talking about some random game

[old nebula]

hi guys, do you have a site or something that i can check crafting recipe off-game?

[plush cobalt]

So anyway as I was saying about bumblebee lore

[toxic relic]

bumblebee is so mid

[plush cobalt]

There's the PZ wiki but idk if it's up to date

[onyx igloo]

i like robot guy

[toxic relic]

bumblebee and starscream stans vex me

[plush cobalt]

I'm not into transformers so my reference was gonna be either him or Optimus prime tbh

[toxic relic]

why the fuck do you like them theyre so pathetic

[onyx igloo]

from transmissioners

[toxic relic]

oh

well i like bludgeon

hes sick

and cryotek

[neat moat]

thank you

[fathom igloo]

Never let him shame you.

[onyx igloo]

we need an Chevy s10 equivalent in beamng ngl

[pseudo fox]

@polar kernel is the coolest

[plush cobalt]

You've fallen for my trap! Actually, it's not okay at all!

[onyx igloo]

I like the Chevy s10

[plush cobalt]

So easy!

(That was not serious in case that isn't very clear)

[fathom igloo]

I want coffee

[neat moat]

I'm going to ignore all the negatives and hyperextension on the one good thing you said 💅

[onyx igloo]

drink some water

[fathom igloo]

No

[plush cobalt]

I'm going to hypertension

[neat moat]

[onyx igloo]

Eat coffeebeans

And drink water

[fathom igloo]

Maybe

[neat moat]

Words are made up Omar

your whole fixation is a lie

[terse smelt]

Cause I've put this pasta on the stove with water at 500 for a long time

[plush cobalt]

Fish are also made up

[fathom igloo]

Chocolate covered espresso beans are good

[onyx igloo]

Idk abt that

I eat beans in a can

[plush cobalt]

I appreciated that short video you sent to me about WORDS by the way

[heavy ivy]

Hey I know at least two fish that are real

[onyx igloo]

im tired of existing gn chat

[heavy ivy]

Fish are real

[plush cobalt]

Sleep well sean mcgire

[heavy ivy]

[shadow escarp]

Ok guys I

Took a beretta and went ham

[heavy ivy]

I thought that was left for dead 2 keith

[shadow escarp]

:3

[plush cobalt]

Next you'll go beef

[fathom igloo]

What if we replace all English words with French words

[plush cobalt]

I'm going to pretend you didn't send this message

[fathom igloo]

I’ll send it again hang on

[plush cobalt]

The French™️ are responsible for enough chaos in English orthography already

[silver plank]

I like the word garage

[toxic relic]

modern english only exists cause of french fucks

[silver plank]

and Boulevard

[plush cobalt]

Life without French influence: (utopia)

[toxic relic]

th entire african continent would agree

[heavy ivy]

eventually we are going to learn another language or two, either by directed effort or just as part of the process of becoming a citizen of not-the-untited-states

[plush cobalt]

Certainly a rewarding endeavor

[toxic relic]

cool

itll be easier to learn if you live in an area where said language is spoken

[fathom igloo]

Coffee Coffee coffee!

[heavy ivy]

that's the intent

[toxic relic]

familiarity buff

[karmic jetty]

time to do chores

if only my cats could help

[heavy ivy]

go somewhere where I'll be exposed to it on a daily basis until it claims my soul

in a nice way

[plush cobalt]

Expand your imagination

Perhaps they can help with motivation

[fathom igloo]

Omar sometimes do you ever feel like punching yourself in the face?

[plush cobalt]

Only when it's necessary to stop myself from becoming too powerful

Beyond that, no

[fathom igloo]

Bummer, can I punch you in the face?

[heavy ivy]

Only on Omar Punch Day

[fathom igloo]

Typing a lot

[plush cobalt]

You can certainly try, but know that my high-level reflexes and agility trained by years of hardcore gaming will make it highly unlikely that you succeed

[heavy ivy]

I only need to hit you once Dex nerd

[fathom igloo]

Yes or no no novel needed

[karmic jetty]

frick i feel like ive becoming weaker

or maybe the window was stuck

[plush cobalt]

Do you mean may you? 🤓

[heavy ivy]

we need to buy strength upgrades at the next shop

[karmic jetty]

may or may not have moaned while pushing the window

[agile zephyr]

omar

shh

[toxic relic]

redditor comment

[fathom igloo]

Is that because your face has melted into your body like that episode of South Park?

[plush cobalt]

I will speak as I please, boy

[plush cobalt]

That was the energy I was trying to conjure up

[agile zephyr]

[toxic relic]

you succeeded

[heavy ivy]

While you were busy out becoming a model citizen, I studied the blade

[plush cobalt]

I'm not well-versed enough in this show to know what you're referencing

[shadow escarp]

I ate the blade

[toxic relic]

while you were out there dodgespamming i was here punching rocks

[heavy ivy]

Not Good

[agile zephyr]

did you save me some?????

[shadow escarp]

Sorry I was hungy

[plush cobalt]

How did you get this moving picture of me

[toxic relic]

bro is immune to uppercuts

[shadow escarp]

Wait actually quick question, how many calories is a blade im trying to track my caloric intake

[fathom igloo]

It was in your childhood home

[toxic relic]

no one can strangle that man, he has no neck

[heavy ivy]

I may not hit you today, I may not hit you tomorrow, but one day, one fateful day from now you will slip up, and it will be the last mistake you ever make

[toxic relic]

exactly

[plush cobalt]

I can never slip if I never walk

[toxic relic]

dex nerds are glass canons

[plush cobalt]

NOR run

You pedant

[heavy ivy]

Omar I am taking away your legs

[fathom igloo]

Mario cart banana peel moment

[toxic relic]

you can still slip

figuratively slip

[heavy ivy]

For example, if you woke up to find your bedroom covered in butter

Or figuratively too, that works

[plush cobalt]

I would simply remain stationary in my bed

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[fathom igloo]

What in the Paula deen is this scenario

[toxic relic]

temm that was fucking hilarious

[heavy ivy]

Ah yes but your clothes have been buttered too

I ran out of butter after that so if you can escape its on me but its the thought that counts

[toxic relic]

hmmm, yes, i will have to cover every cm of your room in butter

[plush cobalt]

I am not intellectually ready for a counter to this plan

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/war-games-joshua-woppr-strange-game-doctor-only-winning-move-is-not-to-play-gif-16198386

[plush cobalt]

I'll have to heat my room to dangerous levels to prepare

[fathom igloo]

You’re going to cook yourself like a lobster

[heavy ivy]

Fear me not for my strength or intelligence, both of which are lacking at times, but rather my sheer dedication to the Bit, and the consequences contained within

[plush cobalt]

Homard moment

[agile zephyr]

||angry lobsters||

who said that

[neat moat]

People often overlook the power of determination

[toxic relic]

bro

[heavy ivy]

And when Omar skids across his room, which is now slathered in burning oils (I used margarine, it was cheaper) he goes to the bathroom for a drink only to discover I have... rearranged his water main

[fathom igloo]

Bullseye boy were you here before with a different username

[neat moat]

Remembering the fact people boil lobsters alive cus "they don't feel pain"

[plush cobalt]

I think he's always been bullseye boy

[toxic relic]

insane coincidence considering the anime im watching

[neat moat]

crazy

wait how tf they relate even

[toxic relic]

ippo has nothing but determination

[neat moat]

oh

[toxic relic]

thats his main thing

[neat moat]

lmao

[heavy ivy]

If the power of friendship is not effective, try Heavy Artillery

[neat moat]

I was thinking you replied to the lobster bit

[agile zephyr]

guess

[plush cobalt]

Lobster anime

[toxic relic]

yakuza

the lobster quest

[fathom igloo]

Rickgrimes

[terse smelt]

Does the game autosave?

[toxic relic]

ngl i actually struggled with the lobster quest

[neat moat]

One must imagine the lobsters in a hirarchy

[plush cobalt]

What game?

[toxic relic]

i couldnt figure out which one was the dude i was looking for

[neat moat]

zomboid and no it doesn't

[agile zephyr]

my name was Omar (Omar) before

def

[heavy ivy]

I have not played the yakuza games but the idea of punching people until money comes out is appealing

[terse smelt]

what if you're hosting, how do I save it?

[plush cobalt]

All zomboid does is autosave

[toxic relic]

hahah

[neat moat]

wait really?

[toxic relic]

yes dude

[plush cobalt]

It's constantly saving yeah

[neat moat]

I thought it saves on exit only

[fathom igloo]

You were the Rick grimes crashout weren’t you? 😳

[heavy ivy]

Maybe even kicking if I'm feeling spicy

[plush cobalt]

Nah

[toxic relic]

no lol

[agile zephyr]

i’m the original omar

[toxic relic]

i recommend like a dragon

its fun

[neat moat]

Omar may be a heartless bastard, but at least he's nice about it

[heavy ivy]

Will add to list of games to maybehopefullypossiblybutnotlikelyunlessextrenuouscircumstances play

[plush cobalt]

You'll likely have better luck with pz questions in #pz_b42_chat or #pz_b41_chat, but there does exist a command for manual saving in addition to the autosave

Likely /save, idr. Use /help ingame

It may only work in the server console

[neat moat]

sex

[fathom igloo]

Omar how do you feel about this

[heavy ivy]

shut up i saw that but it was too late

[plush cobalt]

I have many imitators

The cost of being this fashionable

[toxic relic]

lol no worries

[fathom igloo]

Fight to the death over the name?

[heavy ivy]

Thankfully Omar has not shared his One Shocking Secret that allows him to be the Omar you know and love

Imagine what the tabloids would say

[fathom igloo]

🦶🏼

[neat moat]

idk being ambiguous isn't really a secret

[plush cobalt]

Nothing. The tabloid writers would quit their jobs to imitate me full-time

[heavy ivy]

It's perfect

[harsh vault]

@neat moat stupid

[heavy ivy]

Be nice!

[neat moat]

yes that's me

[fathom igloo]

Woah

[neat moat]

vro stealing her line 😭

[plush cobalt]

The meanest frostie has been

[heavy ivy]

I am the androgynous void of pleasantries and odd humor
I am "nice"

[neat moat]

walks in
stabs me in the heart
refuses to elaborate
leaves

[plush cobalt]

@neat moat stupid

[heavy ivy]

Sorry Omar, but that line was already taken

You might not be cut out for stand up comedy

[plush cobalt]

I figured I'd drive the dagger deeper

[heavy ivy]

Try sitting down first?

[neat moat]

Bro bout to be taken to court for copywrite infringement

[fathom igloo]

@plush cobalt 🦶🏼 lover!

[plush cobalt]

Cour? The French?

[toxic relic]

weak

[heavy ivy]

Heavens no I just think he needs a chair is all

[neat moat]

cambrie get new material

[toxic relic]

why does that foot look so silly

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/luce-throwing-stone-luce-throwing-stones-throwing-rocks-throwing-rock-gif-8289221401342069099

[agile zephyr]

trust me

i feel euphoric

[heavy ivy]

Especially after all his got turned into buttered toast, with a severe lack of marmalade

[agile zephyr]

why did it send now

my internet

[toxic relic]

marmalade

[agile zephyr]

this is the fake omar’s fault

trust

[polar kernel]

oh boy i dont feel so good

[toxic relic]

i dont fw marmalade

[neat moat]

it sounds so refined

[agile zephyr]

i’m not bullseye boy

[neat moat]

I hate it.

[agile zephyr]

[heavy ivy]

While I haven't really existed for three years or so I was still a furry before then and prefered looking at paws, so there is a bias

[plush cobalt]

I can't believe the producers decided to replace cool chip with bullseye boy

[toxic relic]

marmalade?

[plush cobalt]

I really did try to fight this decision cool chip

[agile zephyr]

who’s bullseye

[heavy ivy]

I have never consumed it I just need to occasionally borrow meals from not america because we have boring food here

[toxic relic]

marmalade isnt refined lol

its just a spread

[neat moat]

did you notice your absence? Or was it only but a momment?

[toxic relic]

everyone has it and their old relatives always make shitty versions of it

[heavy ivy]

Yesn't

[neat moat]

I see 🧐

I don't see

[toxic relic]

ghoti's main power is absorbing other peoples typing quirks

[plush cobalt]

🧐

[harsh vault]

knew it

[neat moat]

Well it sounds refined. Like how dysentery sounds like a cleaning agent

[agile zephyr]

🧐

[agile zephyr]

nah

copying me again

[heavy ivy]

I'm being vague on purpose, I kinda got suppressed due to other life factors and only of late became more grounded as a separate being from everyone else

[toxic relic]

its doesnt mate

[neat moat]

wait what I dont do that I'm totally original

it does

mate

[toxic relic]

it doesnt

bloke

[neat moat]

wanka

[plush cobalt]

I'm telling you the viewers have seen this arc already

This will not endear them to your character

[toxic relic]

wanka is british

[neat moat]

ok

[toxic relic]

dont call me mate, champ

[agile zephyr]

the producers are out of ideas

[toxic relic]

...

youre supposed to continue the BIT

[plush cobalt]

Then we need to show them new ones

[neat moat]

oh ok

[agile zephyr]

shhhhhh

[toxic relic]

that was for ghoti

[neat moat]

we should start a podcast

[toxic relic]

fuck no

[agile zephyr]

yeah omar

[toxic relic]

worst idea

[agile zephyr]

that was for ghoti

[plush cobalt]

Can we please flush ghoti down the toilet

[toxic relic]

im down

[neat moat]

the writers demand it for viewer engagement

[fathom igloo]

I’m in favor of it now

[toxic relic]

the writers?

you mean the producers

[neat moat]

same shit

[toxic relic]

writers have no power

its not the same

[heavy ivy]

The writers have been on strike since 23'

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

the producers write the show by proxy

[plush cobalt]

If the writers had their way we'd have better material

[agile zephyr]

like me

[neat moat]

Id be so fucking hot that's for sure

[fathom igloo]

Are we flushing fish or not

[plush cobalt]

There hasn't even been a real villain for like three seasons

[toxic relic]

and ghoti would never even think about suggesting a fucking podcast

[agile zephyr]

who said you weren’t?

[toxic relic]

i despise this

[neat moat]

who was the last one?

I mean we have a minor antagonist who shows up occasionally

[plush cobalt]

The last real one, or including minor ones

[heavy ivy]

They keep hiring new writers who inevitably burn out (in an understandable manner due to the horrible work conditions) and join the strike and then the producers hire more writers again and you get the gist

[fathom igloo]

What if there is actually a bunch of secret villains

[plush cobalt]

As long as the reveal is worth it

[heavy ivy]

Although it will be funny when there are enough writers on strike for them to climb over one another to scale the HQ walls

[plush cobalt]

No more of that friends in the end bullshit

I want Bloodshed

[neat moat]

so we're like always sunny in philadelphia?

[fathom igloo]

Who

[fathom igloo]

I cannot tell the secret but it’s worse

[neat moat]

we should do survivors island and vote of users

[fathom igloo]

Bread?

[neat moat]

I dare more speak his name for it may invoke him

[silver plank]

I have a better idea how about we all play project zomboid

[heavy ivy]

do you think, by chance, that there will be blood shed
are you the man in the mirror nodding his head

[plush cobalt]

I'm against this idea because I know I would be voted off and my ego cannot take it 🖐️

[fathom igloo]

Jadod?

[agile zephyr]

no

[neat moat]

no he's cool

[plush cobalt]

Don't be ridiculous, temm. Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh, heh.

[neat moat]

at least you're self aware

[fathom igloo]

Uhhh moe?

[heavy ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-gif-7216811852594003147

[neat moat]

toasted

[fathom igloo]

Oh

[agile zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-gif-7216811852594003147

[harsh vault]

be nice chat!

[plush cobalt]

Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.

[heavy ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-gif-7216811852594003147

oh

its the same gif

[agile zephyr]

signature look of superiority

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-gif-7216811852594003147

[heavy ivy]

I'm not gonna embed it for you a third time

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/catspin-gif-12303895773004295802

[heavy ivy]

You must reach axe rank

[agile zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-gif-7216811852594003147

[neat moat]

ip grabber

[heavy ivy]

This is the way

[agile zephyr]

who told you

[plush cobalt]

You p? I sure hope you do

[neat moat]

I have a sixth sense

[neat moat]

projection much

I see how it is Omar

[plush cobalt]

Is it projection to assume other people also urinate

[agile zephyr]

yes

[neat moat]

not quite what I was aiming at but sure

[stone nexus]

Floofer, do you reckon you might have forgotten something?

[harsh vault]

what?

[stone nexus]

👀

[harsh vault]

what i forget

[stone nexus]

Mmmmmh, nothing, don't worry about it. 👀

[harsh vault]

okays

[plush cobalt]

Smash cut to a house on fire

[fathom igloo]

Nothing?

[agile zephyr]

me

[heavy ivy]

Hi floof, I'm new to this but ember told me you're quite nice so hello

[fathom igloo]

You and these weird obsessions

[plush cobalt]

Arson is more of a passion

Oh I didn't read the reply

[toxic relic]

yes

some people use caths

[neat moat]

what did they say about me 👀

[toxic relic]

or dont urinate

you may be speaking to a jellyfish

you never know omar

[plush cobalt]

I don't think it would be projection

Perhaps a bad assumption

[heavy ivy]

They say you are smelly (/positive)

[neat moat]

a burning one?

[toxic relic]

oh true

it would be an assumption

[plush cobalt]

I liked this. You may live.

[toxic relic]

but you would be assuming based on you projecting you own abilities onto others

not in the same vein as the original definition of projection

[plush cobalt]

Objection! That's not entirely true either

[toxic relic]

but in a more literal sense

[plush cobalt]

It's based on data about humans more generally

[toxic relic]

you assume that youre talking to a human

how small minded

[neat moat]

I was asking a au rain joke but I like the direction of this conversation

[plush cobalt]

Expand to data about mammals, then

[toxic relic]

you could be talking to a gleep glorp

[neat moat]

vorp?

[plush cobalt]

Ghoti is a fish; this much has been established

[toxic relic]

vipple vap

[plush cobalt]

Gleep glorps don't even deserve a second thought

Not to get political

[neat moat]

botos binted?

[toxic relic]

wow

omar is speciesest

[heavy ivy]

I do not know what I am but human is not one of the options

[toxic relic]

idk how to spell that

[neat moat]

This wasn't obvious?

[toxic relic]

it was

[heavy ivy]

Seriously the checkbox is greyed out what do I do

[plush cobalt]

I have plenty of gleep glorp friends

[neat moat]

Omar gives "humanity first" vibes

[silver plank]

I did not recognize you due to your new profile picture, is that the wolf that won the internal battle?

[toxic relic]

omar working with super earth

[plush cobalt]

I would sacrifice all of humanity for one good sandwich

[toxic relic]

real

i would sacrifice humanity

[young kelp]

colony progress, biotech is awesome lmao

[heavy ivy]

Nah just an old pfp

[neat moat]

bro would do all that and still buy it at a barin

[young kelp]

5 construct bots and it made this much progress in half a year

[neat moat]

ironic how the biotech dlc added... robots

[plush cobalt]

What is a barin

[neat moat]

bargin

idk how that happened

[plush cobalt]

Bargain, this is true

[neat moat]

no

bargin

[heavy ivy]

bio, tech

[neat moat]

like how it's red not read

[plush cobalt]

Then what is a bargin

[neat moat]

one word silly

[neat moat]

like, discount

cheap

[plush cobalt]

You will not Bait me, fish

[loud pumice]

fushi

[heavy ivy]

teehee

[neat moat]

Galatians 4:16

[hardy pasture]

💀

[loud pumice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/657981615288352778/1291419334505271339/4x.gif

[plush cobalt]

Yeah I wrote that one, what about it

[neat moat]

damn you old as hell vro

[plush cobalt]

Yeah I don't go by Paul anymore

[neat moat]

ok

that was a good one

[hardy pasture]

I don't speak English...

[plush cobalt]

Follow for more Bible humor

[plush cobalt]

Objection

[hardy pasture]

What?

Im translating

for portuguese

[plush cobalt]

English is for use in the now so cannot truth in message

[neat moat]

do you have quran humor?

[plush cobalt]

I'm just curious as to what Google translate does to that

[neat moat]

Id be interested

[plush cobalt]

The only one that stands out to me is the verse the cow but idr enough about it

[hardy pasture]

Got it, I'm translating everything you're saying.

[plush cobalt]

I should probably clarify that one of those messages was gibberish

[neat moat]

Portugal

[hardy pasture]

Brazil

[neat moat]

Ah

[hardy pasture]

llkkkkkkkkkk

[neat moat]

Football 🗣️

[plush cobalt]

This is an English only server, but if you're looking for people to play with you can find them in #1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[hardy pasture]

Brazil lose to Argentina today

[plush cobalt]

Brazil

[neat moat]

Can't win them all

[hardy pasture]

Brazil is shit

[neat moat]

Where isn't 🚬

[plush cobalt]

🇧🇷: 🧍

[neat moat]

Omar what are you doing

[plush cobalt]

Communicating

[hardy pasture]

What

[neat moat]

lmfao

[plush cobalt]

Brazil

[hardy pasture]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

kkkkkkkkkkk: lol or laug

[neat moat]

I don't think they speak through hieroglyphics

[hardy pasture]

laugh

[neat moat]

ah

[plush cobalt]

I understood the Ks

[neat moat]

I only know lol and jaja

[hardy pasture]

We speak a lot of slang

[neat moat]

everyone does

[plush cobalt]

Wrong! I never do!

[hardy pasture]

klkkkkkkkkkkkkk it's a way to laugh

[neat moat]

ok buddy big boss

[plush cobalt]

kkkkkkkk

[hardy pasture]

kkkkkkkkkkkk

[plush cobalt]

I now speak Portuguese

[hardy pasture]

Now I'm laughing because you commented kkkkkkk

[neat moat]

4 ks is the shortest you shoud go

[hardy pasture]

You definetely is a brazilian

[plush cobalt]

Certainly

[loud pumice]

After selling so much weed, I got hired by Disney

[hardy pasture]

Come to Rio bro

[neat moat]

I love that movie

[plush cobalt]

Okay but first I'll come to Brazil

[loud pumice]

[neat moat]

I dont get the joke sorry

[loud pumice]

Is that where you get your feets

[hardy pasture]

ok come here and i give you a lot of "novinhas"

[loud pumice]

Omar!

[plush cobalt]

I know that word

[heavy ivy]

Omar no

[loud pumice]

I hardly know er

[neat moat]

Omar don't go thats code word for bad

[toxic relic]

brazil

[loud pumice]

Brazil

[hardy pasture]

Brazil 💀

[plush cobalt]

I apparently did not know that word

[neat moat]

👁 👁️

[loud pumice]

I need someone to do 1x swear word

[hardy pasture]

Novinha is a beautiful woman ready to want you

[harsh vault]

fuck

[neat moat]

floofie!

[harsh vault]

sorry

[plush cobalt]

I thought that was like girlfriend but the internet tells me it is something very very different

[neat moat]

don't fucking swear guys!!!

[toxic relic]

novinho

[fast shoal]

any tips i just bought the game

[hardy pasture]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[plush cobalt]

Play it

[harsh vault]

fuck!

fuck fuck fuck fuck!

[fast shoal]

never thought of that one🧐

[plush cobalt]

You're welcome

[fast shoal]

thank you very much

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/luke-correia-not-mine-youre-pointless-gif-25599929

[hardy pasture]

Im traveling to Bangladesh

[toxic relic]

ok

[hardy pasture]

ok?

kkkkkkk

[heavy ivy]

zero found

[neat moat]

no stink just talks like that

[fast shoal]

im just tryna find a gun

[harsh vault]

fuck!!

[toxic relic]

bro finds everything fucking hilarious

[hardy pasture]

Blud think he is a superman ☠️

[toxic relic]

must be a jolly feller

[neat moat]

bro would watch a replay of your life and think it's a comedy

[plush cobalt]

Brazil

[hardy pasture]

I'm Peppa, the fat pig, I like to be burned to become a barbecue

[toxic relic]

comedy is just tragedy with music

[toxic relic]

did you watch it

[neat moat]

oooh thats a keeper

[plush cobalt]

The country?

[toxic relic]

the movie brazil

[plush cobalt]

I mean I have eyes there

Oh

[hardy pasture]

Im goalkeeper in Somalia

[plush cobalt]

No

[neat moat]

there's a movie?

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_(1985_film)

yessir

[hardy pasture]

ya

[plush cobalt]

Brazil (1985)

[harsh vault]

1984

[neat moat]

how accurate is this @hardy pasture

[hardy pasture]

https://www.lance.com.br/selecao-brasileira/sem-messi-argentina-impoe-ao-brasil-pior-derrota-desde-o-7-a-1.html

[hardy pasture]

100%

is a good movie

[plush cobalt]

Saying something other than “Brazil” to confirm that my brain is still functioning at at least minimal capacity

Brazil

[hardy pasture]

Brazil

My name is Davi here

[silver plank]

Brazil

[plush cobalt]

Hello Davi here

[hardy pasture]

BRAZIL BRO

Heello bro what or name

[bronze moat]

Accurate in what way?

Top 5 film in my faves

[silver plank]

Brazil

[hardy pasture]

What or name bro

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Gentlemen

[hardy pasture]

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I have done it

[toxic relic]

what have you done mate

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obrigada

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I have completed another feat that god wishes he could do