general_chat

[burnt kite]

is she wearing a bomb collar from sierra madre, but vault tec branded

[bronze moat]

Basically. But not a bomb. It’s electrical. Lethal too.

Gotta get it disarmed

[burnt kite]

crazy stuff

also, she is very thin

[bronze moat]

I got a lot of modded quests

[stone nexus]

ngl hella mid, doesn't fit the game universe at all and sticks out like a sore thumb

[bronze moat]

Just a weird pose. Her torso is turning oddly

[burnt kite]

strange things

[bronze moat]

Dynamic and random body shapes also get funky sometimes.

[burnt kite]

probably the radiation

[silver plank]

I had all bobbleheads i had forgot i thought i was missing some

[bronze moat]

10/10 best donuts in the commonwealth!

[silver plank]

what do you think of my Slocum Joe?

Would you stop to eat there?

[burnt kite]

no portadinner, 2/10

[silver plank]

Notice that the clerk has a bandana covering his face, we have hygiene standards

[narrow rune]

wtf are you wearinf TAKE IT OFF

[silver plank]

I gave him gloves too but he kept unequipping them for some reason

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[narrow rune]

I'm killing him for this

[burnt kite]

its more hygenic to just wash your hands from now and then

[bronze moat]

I got a coffee plantation set up at both Greygarden and starlight.

Easy to ship freshly ground coffee

[narrow rune]

WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO

skip to like 15 seconds in

oh i just didnt turn left.. im stupid

[silver plank]

how do you even carry 730 bullets

[narrow rune]

moufth

[bronze moat]

I like settlers having actual names.

Rescued this one from raiders and she’s become one of my front line enforcers.

Plus her panda mask is cute.

[fair yacht]

[bronze moat]

Floof!

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/crossbreed-priscilla-priscilla-cute-kawaii-dark-souls-gif-20346455

[winged cedar]

[fair yacht]

i want to get into skyrim again but idk

[burnt kite]

skyrim with ALL the mods

[bronze moat]

Giggles in top 5% of most heavily modded skyrim games

[bronze moat]

There is a priscilla follower mod…..

[burnt kite]

you are only in top 5%?

[bronze moat]

Total mod count is under 3,000

[narrow rune]

the smug bastard

[bronze moat]

Look at the chef. He’s PISSED

[narrow rune]

I started shanking the nerd and he shot me to death cuz I'm already nearly dead

[burnt kite]

drink water

[narrow rune]

I would too have you seen this fucking guy

Okay I shanked him and nobody dared

he does not give a shit i just shanked a man to death

[polar kernel]

lost another game... fuck my stupid chud life

[narrow rune]

I think we should throw tomato's at you in the street

[bronze moat]

Squad combat in fallout is my preference

[bronze moat]

Did you forget it in the fridge? Check your fridge

[silver plank]

the story of my life

these times i only play skyrim during the winter

[fathom wharf]

i’m gonna mod your game while you aren’t looking

every npc shall be preston

[narrow rune]

@bronze moat u think the chef cares

[fathom wharf]

even dogmeat

[fathom wharf]

he gonna give you 10 caps for bringing some supply

[polar kernel]

love me some modded fallout

[narrow rune]

please cool chip why dont u accept my letters

[silver plank]

this is the general of the Minutewomen

(yes she's wearing a Pimp boy)

[fathom wharf]

i love how every fallout 4 npc looks like a fallout 4 npc but no matter what you do its always gonna look like nate or nora

[burnt kite]

2nd image gives dayz/arma vibes

[fathom wharf]

thanks todd

[narrow rune]

this is a random french bloke in london to reak havoc

[polar kernel]

MAN, 100 METERS, FRONT

[burnt kite]

MOVE TO, 2987719

[silver plank]

This is one of our ~~Enforcers ~~Protectors of the People

[burnt kite]

or whatever

[burnt kite]

the robot building dlc is so PEAK

[silver plank]

and yes I havent removed the christmas decorations they are staying all year long

christmas spirit all year long

[burnt kite]

bad luck

[silver plank]

we love giving

(bullets)

[burnt kite]

i hope a mirelurk disembowels you

[silver plank]

I go to the Raiders camp

and tell them "here you can have some bullets as a gift"

and I deliver the bullets with my gift deliverer

[silver plank]

im going to kill every single raider

i wont sleep until

every raider is dead

[silver plank]

I eat mirelurk queen for breakfast

and mirelurk king for dinner

[bronze moat]

Yes christopher my dear fellow. Yes. I. Do.

[silver plank]

one of my settlements have 7 mind controlled deathclaws

do you think we fear the enclave?

[fair yacht]

FAST MOVER SOUTH EAST!

[silver plank]

people are free to snort jet and tend to their tato farms all day without having to worry about raiders or anything bothering them

its almost like pre war america

except that there's no taxes

[fair yacht]

i just want TES6 😭

[bronze moat]

Pumpkin is my fav modded follower. She’s almost my fave next to piper as followers in general.

Making an arcade and comic book store she can manage cause she’s a gamer

[silver plank]

Free the robots

[fair yacht]

i looove piper

[bronze moat]

Don’t pre order it. Wait for 30 days after it drops for legit reviews.

Trust.

Don’t jump onto the hype wagon until AFTER they prove it’s decent.

Cause. Currently outlook is not good

[fair yacht]

i know..

[silver plank]

I have zero expectations

[fair yacht]

ill just play skyrim for all eternity

[burnt kite]

i pre ordered half life 3

[silver plank]

and im a bethesda fangirl

[bronze moat]

Yeah she’s may main waifu.

I marry her (cause marriage mods)

[neat moat]

spork

[silver plank]

I marry everyone in FO4

Except the synth guy

[fair yacht]

yes

[neat moat]

HIIIIIIIII

[burnt kite]

nick valentine is peak wym

[bronze moat]

I’m formerly (loosely) associated with bethesda. And I have poor expectations

[silver plank]

Ghoti do you want to see my ship?

Like

just play Daggerfall Unity lmao

[neat moat]

ship?

[fair yacht]

i wanna play unity

but

idk

game feels...eh

[silver plank]

let me show you

my home

[bronze moat]

I also have a mod so her little sister can be a setter.

So she can move out of diamond city and be with piper.

Gave them their own house

[fair yacht]

piper doesnt want her sister to become like her tho

[silver plank]

I think Daggerfall is as good as any other Elder Scrolls game

[burnt kite]

dont see the appeal of having a lot of settlers, except for trading

[gritty drift]

[burnt kite]

sammich

[fair yacht]

maybe its the clunkyness

idk

[gritty drift]

@karmic jetty

[karmic jetty]

[silver plank]

its peak

[burnt kite]

i must get up

[burnt kite]

i must shower

raaah

[silver plank]

my cats

and this is where I read the elder scrolls

[gritty drift]

[silver plank]

as you can see there they are, the elder scrolls, on the table

[burnt kite]

I CANT GET UP

RAAAAAAH

[silver plank]

this is my character

[burnt kite]

i got up

[silver plank]

I still have a debt to pay

[fair yacht]

Fuck it ill try playing

[silver plank]

I took those loans to pay for my OP enchanted equipment and my ship

now im a slave of the system who raids dungeons to pay the bank

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[silver plank]

there's a bunch of good stuff for daggerfall unity on the nexusmods

[bronze moat]

Hmmm skyrim

[silver plank]

Nice

umm

[burnt urchin]

Breb

[fair yacht]

idk what to play

as a race

[silver plank]

the waitress arent supposed to be dressed like that skyrim is such a cold place

[bronze moat]

He’s my sexy orc BF. Take him EVERYWHERE.

He’s a blacksmith in Riverwood and works the forge.

[silver plank]

high elf superiority

magic is bonkers in Daggerfall and you can make your own custom spells

[bronze moat]

That hearthfire? Indoors is gonna be sweating hot

[fair yacht]

maybe i will do high elf.

whats a good beginner class

[silver plank]

custom

dont take any of the premade classes

[median flax]

God i fucking Love beer

[fair yacht]

okay

[silver plank]

best skills are magic schools, then obviously your weapon of choice

dodging, critical strike, jumping and running are also very very good skills

running and jumping specially

[median flax]

geeked up playing Xbox all day 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[silver plank]

slay king

[median flax]

Slay

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/clearly-you-dont-own-an-air-fryer-air-fryer-guillotine-gif-24520839

[bronze moat]

I also have this conan!

Mod was pulled and scrubbed from the internet with under 2,000 total downloads so only 2,000 people got ahold of it before it vanished.

I’m one of em.

Current conan is a weird terminator version. This one LOOKS like Arnold

[median flax]

Californian Shit

[median flax]

HOLY SHIT TERMINATOR!?

[silver plank]

also magic absorption is going to make your life easier in every aspect , it kinda changes the game , Daggerfall is quite binary

[bronze moat]

Conan ;).

[fair yacht]

:3

[silver plank]

strong enemies are either:

1. they wreck you and you are helpless against them
2. you own them

[burnt kite]

question, how are your 3000 mods compatible with each other

[silver plank]

they arent

it just works

[median flax]

Strong enemies are strong ;(

[silver plank]

the strongest enemies in Daggerfall are daedra and vampires

they are strongf

[bronze moat]

Perfectly stable.

I also know my bethesda games tho.

Cause uh…. Insider

[silver plank]

but if you're carrying full daedric set and you are a master of destruction magic then they are nothing

you can absorb your own AoE spells xD

[burnt kite]

crazy shit

[silver plank]

so you can fireball yourself in the middle of a run until everything dies and you dont run out of mana

[median flax]

i love beer guys

[bronze moat]

You can find me on Nexus mods as Nerdgamerdave.

I almost never answer DM’s there tho.

My modder identity, however, remains private. So mods I make I don’t openely discuss.

BUT if you need help modding bethesda games, I am yer dude

[glad field]

[fair yacht]

[burnt kite]

I didnt exactly mean your mods, I meant how in the world your modpack actually runs

[bronze moat]

It’s simple if you follow the process.

30 minutes to remove all 70,000+ documented bugs and restore 8 hours of content.

Then you have vanilla skyrim that FEELS like it’s not vanilla cause everything WORKS

[median flax]

Beeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

mmmmmmm

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-wheelchair-my-honest-reaction-gif-26977569

[stone nexus]

Don't worry Dave, I know you made the dateable dragons mod

/j

[burnt kite]

man i keep getting this random tinnitus

[bronze moat]

It runs perfect.

Can’t make a mod pack tho cause it REQUIRES merging mods.

All 30 castles are merged into a single mod, for example.

Also have 5+ million different options for bandits, 49,000+ animations. Thousands of followers.

Any NPC, even Nazeem, can be a follower.

NPC’s drink, dance, shop, tend to gardens, travel to different cities, etc.

It’s a life sim

[fathom wharf]

skeever titties mod

(literally just a framework mod)

[bronze moat]

Oh, 100% I have ties to some gooner content.

But I like playing the game not just hanging out in a skooma den with khajit strippers

[heavy ivy]

blep

[burnt kite]

How am I even supposed to reply to this?

Thats

[fair yacht]

ill probably just stick to skyrim

[burnt kite]

Thats crazy

[stone nexus]

Oh I KNOW you made gooner content, that's precisely what I would've thought your main mod content was; but that you say you have some ties makes me acknowledge that there's something else than gooner energy to the Daveman

[bronze moat]

You remember STEP for people making legacy of the dragonbourne modded games?

My setup requires the same kind of stuff.

You have to know at least SSEedit cause you have to edit records for some NPC’s

Like I use immersive weapons AND bjiin. So if you want sexy Irilith and also have her bad ass elven weapon set, you have to make a manual patch with SSEedit

[bronze moat]

I’ve been playing talos 2 all this week.

I may complete the game tonight.

Not a gooner moment in that game.

It’s also unpopular cause it’s notoriously high IQ content

[burnt kite]

I have a faint memory of playing it

[heavy ivy]

solving puzzles? in 2025? heresy

[simple bear]

that $5 can of peppa spray aint gonna stop me

[naive flicker]

So real

[simple bear]

never heard of it

[bronze moat]

Talos 1 in INSANELY hard. To the point people get pissed at the logic puzzles.

Some are legit so hard that people claim no one actually solved them without looking up cheats

[stone nexus]

Notoriously high IQ content? Talos1 was WAY harder, Talos2 if anything is stupidly cinematic

[bronze moat]

Think of a mature version of Portal. But dark souls level difficulty

[simple bear]

2 games i despise

[bronze moat]

Agreed. Part 1 is magnitudes harder.

[burnt kite]

The only reason I know about Talos is because of Serious Sam

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/serana-skyrim-my-beloved-heart-heart-locket-gif-18198021510680388262

[bronze moat]

Man…… I hated modding serious sam.

But back then it was all we had

[burnt kite]

I don't know much about Serious Sam modding

wait

fuck

[fair yacht]

NGL if i had to be stuck with one character from skyrim for all eternity

it would def be Serana

[bronze moat]

The level designer back then was user friendly. But that was also what, windows 95’ days.

That was peak tech

[bronze moat]

Valerica ❤️

[burnt kite]

Makes me remember the Warcraft 3 map editor

I loved just messing around with it

[bronze moat]

I was in highschool when DOOM first came out.

Level designing back then was like early CAD.

Not at all ironically, I just played video games all day in my CAD classes

[fair yacht]

nyeh...

[burnt kite]

The great times before school IT support learned to block sites

oh wait

im stupid

fuck

[bronze moat]

Though I do use Serana dialogue edit and SDA, so she is waifu.

[bronze moat]

And she’s cute dancing. I do a lot of dancing in my skyrim….

[fair yacht]

there was a specific image of serana i was looking for yesterday i saw in a video and i cant find it for the life of me

[bronze moat]

Her most popular mod is serenaholic.

I also use that for her face and eyes

[neat moat]

whats chat yapping about today

[coarse mortar]

how use splint, my boy stepped on fire

[heavy ivy]

hai ghoti

[fair yacht]

skyrim!

[stone nexus]

Splint only on broken bones

[bronze moat]

How to best fry a gold fish

[neat moat]

hewo

how was your sleep?

[heavy ivy]

it was guddd!!

[fair yacht]

i know mods fix it but i hate hate hate the fact that NPC vampires look way better than the player as a vampire

[neat moat]

hey since bee is on the line.... if you sleep early I can give you a box of honey!

[burnt kite]

modding

[fair yacht]

Ghoti!

[stone nexus]

Surprisingly calm today Degen chat be

[neat moat]

Spork!

[neat moat]

huevos.

[bronze moat]

Agreed.

The whole ogre face thing is annoying. Hence mods were made

[fair yacht]

:)

i prefer vanilla skyrim tho as goofy as that sounds

[bronze moat]

Former minuteman. Thinks Preston betrayed them at Quincy.

REALLY well written alternate play mod for fallout.

Lets you play as a raider faction. Or choose peaceful resolution and get a larger minuteman based crew

And I THINK the red head is voiced by Alexia, who voices my foxy roxy!

[fair yacht]

:o

[bronze moat]

This is Alexia. Commissioned her for voice modding :3

She’s epic

[fair yacht]

ha

[bronze moat]

She does a LOT of voice acting.

A few follower mods for skyrim, fallout, etc. all have her doing the voices

[narrow rune]

Hello fish

[karmic jetty]

cant go back to eep

[fair yacht]

i think my favorite skyrim modded follower has to be Sofia

[stone nexus]

helo Moe.

[neat moat]

benydril

the nuclear option

[bronze moat]

This is the voice actress:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bG4qPJhud1U

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-priscilla-crossbreed-priscilla-rejected-no-thanks-gif-5353807325842918002

[median flax]

real shit bro

[bronze moat]

100%

I marry her and Lydia first. Sophi’s wedding ceremony is silly but cute.

She tries her best

[fair yacht]

i wish we could marry serana with out mods!!!!!!! :(

[silver plank]

Serana story

[bronze moat]

Agreed

[silver plank]

and getting married

seems like out of character

[fair yacht]

i know.

[neat moat]

big lady 😳

[fair yacht]

she doesnt do it for a reason

shes like the perfect companion for the DB tho

[silver plank]

just marry Mjall the Lioness 🤣 😂

[fair yacht]

even if she makes vampire lord WEAK AS SHIT when shes with you for some stupid reason\

[bronze moat]

But if you cure her.

She could decide to live a quiet life. So marry, retire, raise some chickens

[half kettle]

lion

[fair yacht]

i like her glowing eyes tho :c

[bronze moat]

Polyamory beloved.

Marry everyone

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/639233101066666008/1350359163800391740/fail_spin.gif

[silver plank]

Moopy stop spinning you are going to get dizzy

[fair yacht]

ghoti!

[thin wedge]

Moopy already is braindamaged

[neat moat]

I never took spork as a tall lady enjoyer

[thin wedge]

what is more gonna hurt?

[fair yacht]

i am :)

[silver plank]

dont be mean to Moopy

[neat moat]

A women of class I see 🧐

[fair yacht]

:D

[neat moat]

whats spork doing

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd-jHMUNjmI

[fair yacht]

i think i might play skyrim idk

[stone nexus]

Roblox has done irrepairable damage to his psyche

[silver plank]

high elf is tallest race in skyrim

followed by orcs then nords

[neat moat]

go play

have fun

[thin wedge]

true

[median flax]

cold beer n shoulder boulders

[bronze moat]

Causal days in Skyrim.

Conan does his best to help the old lady witch keep her front yard clean

[thin wedge]

moopy been on those tycoon and obby lobby grindset

[median flax]

My snake is solid

[thin wedge]

or realistic anime outfit

[fair yacht]

you make skyrim look like a really fun MMO and i love it

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/tick-tock-engineer-tf2-gif-16781605655837800615

yo they finally block it

lmao

[fair yacht]

wat

[warm smelt]

hey, so i downloaded the dedicated server for project zomboid off of steam. is there a way to have it load a specific rule set and edit the stuff

[quasi slate]

idk

[bronze moat]

Followers change outfits based on location and weather.

They have LIVES.

Conan lives in a house next to Riverwood and goes to the sleeping giant at 6 pm to drink and dance.

Since he also patrols the road from 10 pm to 6 am, he’s a natural guard against wolves, vampires, etc. at night.

I literally made it into a life sim.

PLAYABLE content exceeds 5,000 hours

[fair yacht]

:D

[quasi slate]

obby mentioned

[half kettle]

obstacle course

[stone nexus]

It would be a damn shame if some dumb ass mf downloaded it and renamed it something different

[median flax]

Skill issue vro

[bronze moat]

Irileth patrols the roads on horseback.

NPC’s travel between towns and cities.

Open cities makes all 5 cities part of the OPEN world. So dragon attacks on a city are crazy dramatic.

No more load screens. So ALL cities guards will run up to the walls and posts to defend the city.

I also have romance mods. Cause I must goon.

So I have waifus and husbamdfu’s everywhere and have several business.

Thousands of followers. Some castles can house 60+ followers each and also include guards, staff, cooks, etc.

[fair yacht]

what could of been skyrim....

[thin wedge]

Real

[bronze moat]

Skyrim together is legit fun. Co-op with the proper mod set up and you and a friend can actually play like an MMO

[heavy ivy]

blep

[fair yacht]

fake mmo is why i love the SAO games so much

[bronze moat]

Same reason I mod cyberpunk and call it “how it was intended”.

I have a 40+ crew of valentino’s and Mox about to rock tyger claw turf.

More GTA style gameplay wirh gang wars

[burnt kite]

what are high elves high on

[silver plank]

Hemp

[thin wedge]

Black tar herion

[silver plank]

Skooma

[burnt kite]

hermione?

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-25519944

[thin wedge]

Straight from the deep caves of skyrim

[quasi slate]

Zoinking

[fair yacht]

they are probably on moon sugar

[thin wedge]

Hes mooping it

watch oit

[burnt kite]

paralysis is my favorite thing in oblivion

[silver plank]

I know how to make healing potions that paralyze you in skyrim

by heart

[burnt kite]

its so entertaining to just watch someone fall like a plank

[silver plank]

just combine imp stool and swamp fungal pod

thank me later

this is better than skooma

https://tenor.com/view/nwah-gif-25359922

though skooma still has its uses

[burnt kite]

when me healing potion is laced with imp shite

[silver plank]

imp stool is a mushroom

[toxic relic]

bro whats that zoomer npc mod for skyrim

that guy in the mask

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-gif-18567655

[thin wedge]

zoomer mod

[silver plank]

I think its funny

you combine two mushrooms to make a potion that heals you but paralyzes you as well, sounds like a drug to me

[toxic relic]

yeah dude says the funniest fucking shit

i forgot his name

[thin wedge]

Bro rlly called dagoth ur a zoomermod

To be fair no one gonna play morrowind anyways

[silver plank]

Zoomer mod? does the npc say stuff like "no cap fr fr"

[burnt kite]

lsd in skyrim

[heavy ivy]

hey you youre finally awake

[fathom igloo]

👻

[toxic relic]

fucking sick mate, thanks

[toxic relic]

better

[thin wedge]

like how no one gonna play the mgs series.

expect mgr

[silver plank]

I understand the story of Sons of Liberty

but when I first played it I was just confused

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X80UbFerVzI

[hasty thistle]

Okay, y'all... is Dying Light worth spending $4 on it?

[silver plank]

It took me until the game got re released on Xbox 360 that I understood the story

[fair yacht]

okay best follorwer

[toxic relic]

IM ABOUT TO SEND YOUR ASS BACK TO THE CHARACTER CREATION SCREEN

[silver plank]

Hey don't click me! I don't want any trouble

[hasty thistle]

No, srsly, y'all... Steam spring sale... should I get Dying Light?

[toxic relic]

if you want it

if you dont then dont

[silver plank]

i bought dying light some time ago and havent installed it yet im too busy with a project right now

[hasty thistle]

I don't know if it's worth my time. That's why I'm looking for folks' opinions.

[silver plank]

I'd say buy it but

you don't have to install it

idk I havent played it but game looks cool

[bronze moat]

My PZ is the same. Last server ran 3 1/2 game years.

It’s weird, silly, cute, sometimes gooner (body pillows and silly mods).

But also hard survival aspects.

These days I can sink thousands of hours in a survival game that lets you craft/build/maintain a community

[silver plank]

oh nvm i dont have dying light

[hasty thistle]

It's 80% off right now. The other game I'm looking at is Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous for 90% off.

[silver plank]

pathfinder is better

that game i have played

[heavy ivy]

ooooh do it! The plot is... questionable at times but super duper fun gameplay and a real classic of the zombie game frachise in the last decade or two

[silver plank]

and its pretty fun, I have it on GOG

[bronze moat]

Worh the sale. It does not have staying power with me compared to state of decay and zomboid tho

[heavy ivy]

does imnvs like zombies? and perhaps parkour? it has both and also a really good soundtrack

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/parkour-theoffice-freerunning-gif-5128248

[heavy ivy]

essentially XD

[hasty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/parkour-the-office-andy-bernard-gif-11765843

[stone nexus]

@toxic hawk you would not believe me what I just got

[gentle remnant]

they sliced ma face while I was shootin them, rude

[stone nexus]

Def something you don't have

[heavy ivy]

"THUD, ahh, god. one of these day's i'm gonna land on a bag of rusty knives."

[fair yacht]

:D

[hasty thistle]

That's why in D&D there's the spell feather fall.

[burnt kite]

you know whats crazy?

is that they ACTUALLY added Invisible by Duran Duran into MgsV

like im not even joking

[stone nexus]

True

They do be goated for that

[heavy ivy]

Gotta have a way to get the party down from the suspiciously placed 30m drop!

[frail shadow]

the new dying light better be a life changing experience

or people will get hurt

[bronze moat]

Roxy and abby live together. They exchange wedding rings around 6 months in.

Arnie then shows up and kinda takes over as town security. All he knows is “kill zombie” and elected himself as protector of the living.

Roxy is more base mom. Abby keeps power and utilities on. Arnie is the tanky zombie killer.

And this is just my crew.

Any other players can do whatever they want

[frail shadow]

“we saw no signs”

[stone nexus]

Gah, if only someone, I don't know, literally anyone, had a piton and some rope to rappel with!

No? No takers? Fine, feather fall it is.

[simple bear]

bleh

new rimworld run

[burnt kite]

How difficult would it be for a semi-medieval society with FUCKING MAGIC to invent a parachute, instead of brewing concoctions made of pubes of a mouse and three logs of an endangered tree

[simple bear]

cant wait to get 20 random waves of disease in the first week

[heavy ivy]

Cue to half the party looking through backpacks and Bags of holding, finding unused items from 7 sessions ago

[bronze moat]

My characters are all chaotic good.

They fight the good fight.

Roxy is the most “dangerous” tho, cause she cannot kill cute zombies.

So you may end up running into one she hides in a house to keep it safe

[stone nexus]

That one character that carries a fucking 50mts ladder on them and simply forgets that it exists

[median flax]

Abysmal dogshit

[stone nexus]

Or simply the rogue Tabaxi running into whatever the fuck danger there is and the party forgetting he even existed

[median flax]

i love beer

[frail shadow]

more people need to play wolfenstein

get some practice in

[median flax]

I played it it sucks more than a girl behind a Gloryhole in a club

[heavy ivy]

Certainly something that has never happened before! viva la dirt league my beloved

[frail shadow]

wolfenstein?

[median flax]

idk

geeked up playing Xbox all day

[toxic relic]

problem would be solved with a ditch

[bronze moat]

This is the first shotgun Roxies ever used and I love it

Leveling up her skills so I can keep manufacturing shotgun ammo

[frail shadow]

what are you on

[median flax]

Beer

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/pierced-through-crashed-mishap-smacked-plummeted-gif-14243827

[bronze moat]

Roly poly!

[toxic relic]

ditches 🔥

[frail shadow]

you even have the volkswagen phaeton meme in your description thing

[median flax]

Hi

[frail shadow]

no one really bought those you know

[median flax]

oh okay

[toxic relic]

bro why is your reddit in your profile

[bronze moat]

Hiya

[median flax]

idk

got it then

[frail shadow]

unsurprisingly people didn’t want a ultra luxury car with the volkswagen badge attached to it

[simple bear]

Nice day for fishin ain't it?

[median flax]

okie doke

[heavy ivy]

hu huh!

[bronze moat]

Welcome to Honeywood!

[median flax]

How did the water, get inside the coconut?

[toxic relic]

[frail shadow]

you know how you can tell how old someone is just by the way they behave online

[median flax]

what if they've done metric crapton of crack

OR METH

or beer

[frail shadow]

no one’s selling you crack dude

[bronze moat]

Sounds groovy

[median flax]

someone that'll do

def

get them into crippling dent first to they'll accept any job

[stone nexus]

Oh yeah? How old am I, huh?

[toxic relic]

xylem transport

[median flax]

No fucking way

[frail shadow]

it’s not ALWAYS

[stone nexus]

smh

Bait used to be believable

[frail shadow]

you’re like 4 maybe

[stone nexus]

Mayhaps

[frail shadow]

everyone was else was literally born yesterday

[toxic relic]

coconuts photosynthesize and the water moves via xylem vessels into the fruit

[median flax]

sounds autistic

[bronze moat]

As a social experiment on the whole age gap thing, I started saying “groovy” at work.

Day 1. Considered silly and old and outdated

Day 14? EVERYONE on my shift, all staff. Everyone is now using groovy.

[median flax]

futuristic

**

crap

[toxic relic]

pfft

[stone nexus]

Definitely been told a lot that I look like a teenager after I shave

And I always have to show ID for pretty much everything

[median flax]

i don't show id i steal

theef

[dense citrus]

[toxic relic]

another one

[frail shadow]

your id wouldn’t count for much because you’re clearly 15

[median flax]

Who

[toxic relic]

[median flax]

wrong that's your IQ you twat

[stone nexus]

@quasi slate though? He is 5, 100%

[bronze moat]

I grew my first beard 2 years ago. Just too old and tired to shave so skipped it for like a month.

Now I just keep it neat looking.

[toxic relic]

no

[median flax]

Yes

[toxic relic]

moopy is turning 55

[frail shadow]

im at least above room temperature

[stone nexus]

IQ

For sure

[simple bear]

before shave, 25, after, 16. what i've heard.

[stone nexus]

Hell yeah

https://tenor.com/view/brotherhood-friends-handshake-shakehands-hug-gif-13448100

[bronze moat]

Average (and mean) IQ in the US for anyone older than 25 is…. Abysmal….

[median flax]

Abysmal dogshit

[stone nexus]

What's even sadder, is that that is not particular to the US

Everywhere except some asian countries follow that trend

[median flax]

fat American sauce -_-

[stone nexus]

But even said asian countries do show that average IQ has been slightly lowered as a result

[bronze moat]

It hovers in the mid 90’s.

That’s equal to 5th grade.

Legit we have corpo CEO’s and leaders with the same IQ as 11 year old kids.

[frail shadow]

i’ve read that 56% of people in the US read below a 6th grade level

I don’t know how true it is, but it sounds real

unfortunately

[bronze moat]

It true

[stone nexus]

I mean, yeah? Always been the case tbh

Fucking assholes.

[bronze moat]

Collectively, we lost about 15 IQ points in the last 30 years

The average used to be closer to 110

Now people with 100 or more are in the upper 20% of society

[frail shadow]

thanks obama

[bronze moat]

And I’m not only saying that being a high IQ person. I almost passed the Menza

[neat moat]

idk I'm wary to base intelligence off iq

[toxic relic]

real

[median flax]

Agatha called said I'm their top guy

[jolly oxide]

Man, its weird that the onion is starting to sound like a legitimate opinion of an average american

[heavy ivy]

lads, i don't mean to worry yah

[toxic relic]

its similar to basing your personality on those intp tests

[frail shadow]

lots of intelligent people are complete troglodytes

there’s so many factors

[toxic relic]

the sun wanted to wake you up

decided to do so with fire

[heavy ivy]

I love how it's fucking silent the entire time too

[toxic relic]

fire has stealth 100

[heavy ivy]

Ofc ofc

[neat moat]

Me after a 24hr shift

[neat moat]

hahahaha

I'm sorry I just wanted to make sure you were toasty :c

[heavy ivy]

ghotiiiii nyoooooo

[bronze moat]

Huh….

Just about died

That was fun

[heavy ivy]

o.o

[neat moat]

what happened

[bronze moat]

Two cars ahead of me on the freeway. Car is currently on fire and the fire fighters now sprayinf it down. 10 seconds man I would’ve been in the accident.

[toxic relic]

im okay with dying at any time

[bronze moat]

Yeah, I’m OK with it too. I can just cut report today. I look like crap.

[toxic relic]

lol

[bronze moat]

Sorry, voice to texting so there’s gonna be spelling errors

[toxic relic]

wow

bro did it

<@&671452400221159444>

[bronze moat]

<@&671452400221159444>

[toxic relic]

the iq needed to bypass automod is lukewarm at best'

[neat moat]

yet here I am tripping over every mine 🙄

[heavy ivy]

blow that guy up

[fair yacht]

Ghoti!

[neat moat]

sprok!

[fair yacht]

:D

[narrow rune]

I eat land mines the U.S government hates me

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-14385308006689816010

[bronze moat]

Yeah, that account also been reported to Discord directly. It’ll be shot down.

[neat moat]

whoa

how did you do that

[bronze moat]

What report something to discord?

[toxic relic]

daves dad is the ceo of discord

[bronze moat]

Click, on whatever is offensive, click report, click the links.

If it’s something serious, like somebody DM, in you, you can take it directly to Discord security.

That’s what I had to do to that dude, I kicked out of my Discord last week

[neat moat]

I see

interesting

[bronze moat]

Any other action is through your local IT guru or old man and former IT security person lol

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/do-something-comeon-stickman-bored-gif-22722853

[bronze moat]

Got three people so far!

Anyone else looking for regular or a semi regular red dead gameplay, let me know

[fair yacht]

thunder storms D:

help

[heavy ivy]

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-blanket-shy-gif-16728412

i do not like them

[heavy ivy]

That's fair, it's gonna be ok, i promise

[toxic relic]

i cant talk rn im in dingusland

[wraith epoch]

Looking for people to messa round with and survive in survive

[shell badger]

I wish rockstar actually knew how to run a free-roam online environment properly. There’s so much potential🤷🏻‍♂️

Or at least cared enough to try

[bronze moat]

Also got gun twirlin’

[merry lake]

question can survivors in superb survivors get infected and turn to zombies?

[bronze moat]

Samesies.

The private lobby mod gets more online content by accident. More random raider camps and outlaws spawn

[fair yacht]

i had that too

[bronze moat]

I JUST got my moonshine shack. Made $500 ish dollars!

[shell badger]

I mean, they have no idea how to give incentives to actually do the content they’ve added, so instead they make the rewards for it so insignificant (as a cash grab to force you to spend on micro transactions) and/or hard/very slow to earn, that everyone just runs around mindlessly killing everyone else lmfao

Anyways, off my rockstar soapbox, everyone knows this shit

[fair yacht]

i love the inflation of RDR2's money. singleplayer its accurate then online everything is thousands lmao

[shell badger]

GTA is kinda like that too

[fair yacht]

yeppers

i made fem Aurthur online tho

[shell badger]

Everything online costs hundreds of thousands minimum, to near-tens-of millions, while in single player everything is at least 1/3 to half what it is in online if not even less

[fair yacht]

its more accurate for th etime lmao

[shell badger]

I still can’t believe the lazer is (at least used to be) the literal most expensive vehicle. the base game jet from launch that still only has standard weapons

[fair yacht]

i hate how nothing from online was added to SP

@neat moat heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

boop

[neat moat]

0////0

Hi!

[fair yacht]

:D

blub

[neat moat]

blub blub

I was about to head to the store actually

[fair yacht]

speaking of fish

have you ever ate fish food flakes

they unironically are good

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[fair yacht]

fish!

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-priscilla-crossbreed-priscilla-the-painted-world-ariamis-gif-20346463

[heavy ivy]

bloopp

[glad basin]

is ti fine to plant outside of the planting season?

[neat moat]

wut

[glad basin]

pls someone 😩

[neat moat]

o.o

[neat moat]

depends

[fair yacht]

ya!

the fish food flakes

im serious

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-catslap-cats-slap-gif-5628396

[heavy ivy]

:3

[neat moat]

I take ur word on it

[fair yacht]

Thou...Seeketh?

[toxic relic]

irl?

not really

theres a reason that plants thrive in certain seasons and not others

theyll likely die

[glad basin]

zomboid LOL

[past ledge]

wait... this isn't minecraft?

[toxic relic]

you can plant in winter [in b41, dfk about b42] but its slower

[bronze moat]

Hey guys! My house would be a survivor house!

Soooo many jars…..

[worldly forum]

no powerrrr..

[dim cloak]

https://youtu.be/3L88iRBNxY4?si=rFfM8VuUdHnWpt4u

amazing shitpost

[neat moat]

it depends

farmer boy

many crops don't like out of season planting but some don't mind much

they won't grow as well out of season though

along with thr fact it depends on your local climate

like some crops can be all year

as well as other factors

🤓 👆

[vocal token]

Hey guys can I put spears at the bottom of graves as punji sticks or no

The one week mod is kicking my ass and I need help

I've decided to build a moat

[neat moat]

#mod_support

I think

[bronze moat]

Theres a mod for that. Called spear traps

[vocal token]

In b42?

[thin wedge]

if only thwre was a chat for that

[vocal token]

There*

[thin wedge]

Where?

[vocal token]

Gottem

[rain mango]

Liquid!!!!!!!!!

[thin wedge]

Im snaking it

My solid

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-solid-peace-walker-metal-gear-solid-pw-gif-17650846

[worldly forum]

fish @neat moat

save me

[icy vigil]

A mosquito got so fat on ny blood that it couldnt fly away

I need torture suggestions

[neat moat]

from?

[worldly forum]

MO POWER

[thin wedge]

Bro has cholesterol

[worldly forum]

HELPPPPO

[thin wedge]

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-patrick-patrick-star-and-everyone-died-gif-11686502160601925661

[thin wedge]

He murdered the mosquito with his blood

[icy vigil]

I need to make it hurt

[thin wedge]

Your blood is killing it already

microplastics and chemicals

[karmic jetty]

who up soliding their snake

[neat moat]

is your power out?

[thin wedge]

Omg me me me

[icy vigil]

Joe

[dim cloak]

I think too much power

[worldly forum]

yeah no duh

[neat moat]

discharge on me then

wait

no

[worldly forum]

yes sir

[worldly forum]

🫡

[neat moat]

nonononon9

[icy vigil]

Joe mama

[worldly forum]

shhhhhhh

[thin wedge]

Nice misinformation

[neat moat]

do you have a car battery?

[dim cloak]

gasp Today is Italian?!

[thin wedge]

Yes

[worldly forum]

yes but nothing is actually too bad. it’s gonna get fixed in 3 ish hours

[dim cloak]

I never knew

[thin wedge]

Saint patrick can't have all the glory

[neat moat]

you guys actually trust your power company to fix shit in time?

[worldly forum]

i’m gonna take my meds and watch my boat show

[thin wedge]

If ireland gets a day why not Italy

[neat moat]

yes go do that

[worldly forum]

not realllyyyy but it doesn’t matter

[dim cloak]

nice. I hope you tip them well

[thin wedge]

the whole chat should take ibuprofen together fr

[worldly forum]

i hate it here. whenever there’s a big storm the power goes out

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-underpants-harold-hutchins-george-beard-ibuprofen-meme-gif-18308419248478805352

[worldly forum]

like how tf is the electrical that bad

[dim cloak]

You live in Florida?

[worldly forum]

the power company?

[neat moat]

thats everywhere as far as I know unfortunately

[worldly forum]

hell no

fuck them

[dim cloak]

No the boats

[worldly forum]

oh yes

[neat moat]

tip the boat not my tank 🫡

[worldly forum]

north kackalacky

[neat moat]

bruh that doesn't sound real 😭

[dim cloak]

Ah. Idaho

[worldly forum]

i’ll tip you alright 😮‍💨

[thin wedge]

Good lord idaho

[worldly forum]

it’s north carolina

it’s just

funny to say it that way

[neat moat]

where's south Carolina then

[worldly forum]

right

below is

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/beaver-shock-shocked-surprised-drop-gif-12475524430757828058

[worldly forum]

there is a south carolina

[thin wedge]

Even worse

[worldly forum]

we go there for fireworks

[thin wedge]

[neat moat]

don't you two hate eachother?

[worldly forum]

and that’s IT

i don’t really know??

[dim cloak]

Het it's better than Indiana. aka Hoosier

[thin wedge]

real

[floral fiber]

Bill that is Calfornia

[worldly forum]

florida is hot too

[thin wedge]

should been one carolina

[worldly forum]

ur telling me

[dim cloak]

Except for last winter apparently

[neat moat]

they hated eachother so hard they split

[dim cloak]

It managed to snow in Florida

[neat moat]

impossible.

[dim cloak]

https://www.wusf.org/weather/2025-01-25/the-science-behind-why-florida-has-seen-more-snow-than-alaska-this-winter

[neat moat]

crazy

[dim cloak]

ikr

[neat moat]

I look down on my golden arches on the lesser states in the union

[dim cloak]

I remember when my school was hyped to see a single snowflake in Florida in 2008 or so

[thin wedge]

yep nothing of the actual florida ppl here saw a flake

@loud pumice is sad to see no flakes

[tacit meadow]

Whyd they build half a bridge.
... nd why are people crossing the other non existant half of the bridge

[thin wedge]

budget cuts

itd hard to afford a whole bridge in this economy

[dim cloak]

(The only flake-related meme I could find)

[thin wedge]

Damn ppl selling shitty copper

https://tenor.com/view/foxclaw-hoongoon-seag-benny-penthouse-gif-24997798

[tacit meadow]

In this economy u get a quarter bridge and some string cheese

[narrow rune]

I eat copper

[tacit meadow]

Boodgie ass guy. Shits expensive

[thin wedge]

Stop moe. You just blew out @worldly forum power

[narrow rune]

I steal it

[rain mango]

the bridge collapsed buddy

[tacit meadow]

Thanks buddy

[dim cloak]

to get halfway to the other side

[thin wedge]

real

Meet me halfway ahh mofos be like

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

genchat dead smh

[rich finch]

:3

[harsh vault]

fen!

its good to see you again

[frail shadow]

you two furries

[vague thicket]

twin can I borrow a dollar

twin

[harsh vault]

yeah

[neat moat]

omg is thrasher

[vague thicket]

hi ive been sleeping for days

[frail shadow]

you have the ikea shark in your picture thing

[harsh vault]

blahaj

[neat moat]

the year is 3027. All the major corporations have taken over. We are in a vr simulator

[frail shadow]

thought that’s like a trans thing

[harsh vault]

er

[rich finch]

Hai I've been grinding on doordash

[harsh vault]

i am trans?

[neat moat]

floofie is trans yes

[rich finch]

What are those

[frail shadow]

i should’ve guessed honestly

[harsh vault]

if it wasnt more obvious

[frail shadow]

everything on your profile has the trans colours

[harsh vault]

my pfp has the trans flag in the background

[frail shadow]

that’s cool dude

[neat moat]

it's hard to see the white tbh

[harsh vault]

yeah

[frail shadow]

my boyfriend is trans so, im doing my part

for the little guy

[glad field]

straight with extra steps?

[neat moat]

silly billy

[harsh vault]

i know

[onyx igloo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/862672700854108161/1296699858111168542/her_ass_is_dead.gif

Her Ass Is Dead!!!!

[harsh vault]

sean

hai

[rich finch]

Hometown why would you do that 💔

[neat moat]

today I learned you need ID to buy benadryl

[rich finch]

Thanks autocorrect

[onyx igloo]

plumbe

[harsh vault]

hometown

[onyx igloo]

homework why do???

[harsh vault]

do your homework

[vague thicket]

chat how do I make the pain stawp

[frail shadow]

gun

[onyx igloo]

is it homework

[vague thicket]

YIPPIE

[harsh vault]

sean im giving you homework

[neat moat]

where does it hurt most

[frail shadow]

im kidding i don’t condone

[vague thicket]

EVERYWHERE!!!

[frail shadow]

i don’t want to be part of your suicide note

[neat moat]

I suggest ti first stop thrashing

struggling makes it worse

[vague thicket]

why are u lowkey right

[frail shadow]

fentanyl but professionally administered

[onyx igloo]

i'd rather you blow my head off with a double barrel

[harsh vault]

i love fent

[rich finch]

Hometown is my favorite Samsung character

[frail shadow]

i don’t think we’re speaking of the same type

[rich finch]

Yummy

[harsh vault]

fent bend fent bend!

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/pulling-up-stunting-lobotomy-stuntin-pullin-up-pull-up-stuntin-gif-5835264104497570701

[harsh vault]

pull up stuntin

[neat moat]

this is a furry server now guys

[frail shadow]

apparently

[neat moat]

everyone who isn't a furry LEAVE

[harsh vault]

ghoti

you see two furries

and think it has been taken over

[neat moat]

wait why am I still here

[rich finch]

So like all 157940 members

[frail shadow]

revelations

[harsh vault]

because what you said was a joke

duh

[neat moat]

floofie HATES when I am funny

[harsh vault]

oorah

[neat moat]

[rich finch]

Become a furry... join us

[onyx igloo]

kill

kill gordon

[frail shadow]

freeman ?

[harsh vault]

im not a furry!

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/god-slap-slap-of-god-nicolas-cage-slap-gif-1927807492062256907

kill the

[neat moat]

fen I think she is a furry

[harsh vault]

i not

[onyx igloo]

kill the GNOME

KILL GNOME

[frail shadow]

i’ve never seen a furry

[rich finch]

[harsh vault]

smh

[rich finch]

Ew a furry

I don't like those

[harsh vault]

i hate furries!

[neat moat]

furry self hate is a real problem

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

i not a furry

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mr-boss-smiling-friends-mr-boss-smiling-friends-boss-oogly-goo-gif-3090293690467084064

[frail shadow]

saw the red bull mini cooper today

[harsh vault]

cool

[rich finch]

Honestly furry on furry hate is really common because we see all the weird people

[harsh vault]

i saw it too

[frail shadow]

yep

500 globally

[harsh vault]

like protogens -w-

[stone nexus]

gib pfp

I need to pat you

[harsh vault]

i already have my own petting gif

[stone nexus]

o?

[harsh vault]

but its super outdated

[neat moat]

she speaks truth

[stone nexus]

aw

Yeah, I'll make a new one, gib 🫴

[harsh vault]

NU!

:3

fine!

i will dm you

[onyx igloo]

i should do stupid shit with a car

[stiff geyser]

Don't

[neat moat]

Flanders

[stiff geyser]

Cars should be respected

[frail shadow]

warden

[stiff geyser]

Sup

[harsh vault]

sean, you should probably ask me before doing anything

[rich finch]

They're always so freaky 💔

[stiff geyser]

Castle lol

[frail shadow]

not that castle, but yes

[harsh vault]

or WORSE

[neat moat]

I hear they have deep lore

[stiff geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-simpsons-ned-flanders-christ-is-watching-gif-5640281

[onyx igloo]

what about the planned obsolescence of modern day vehicles

[neat moat]

and a genocide is in there

shits crazy

[frail shadow]

just buy a saab guys

[onyx igloo]

too late

[frail shadow]

trust me

[harsh vault]

gr

[neat moat]

to all the furries in the chat what would Jesus's fursona be?

[harsh vault]

a sheep

goat even

[neat moat]

good answer actually

[onyx igloo]

you could say he was the goat

[frail shadow]

would he have the cross

or the crown

[neat moat]

both?

[harsh vault]

the crown

[neat moat]

thats how he was crucified

[onyx igloo]

cross necklaces are fire

[onyx igloo]

i like me a cross necklace

[harsh vault]

peak!

[frail shadow]

you losers couldn’t bear the cross like i could

[neat moat]

make it smaller!

[harsh vault]

ghoti

its not even yours!

smh!

[neat moat]

I demand size reduction

[stone nexus]

Make it an emote

[onyx igloo]

im gonna eat used motor oil on a angel food cake

yum

[rich finch]

[frail shadow]

if it’s not synthetic go for it

[onyx igloo]

beautiful

[rich finch]

I was trying to do this with my emoji but it wasn't working on my phone

[harsh vault]

well you can get your demands with YOUR sona

[frail shadow]

6 cyl diesel monstrosity

[neat moat]

I DONT HAVE A SONA RHAAAAA

[harsh vault]

get one then

[neat moat]

I have furry resistance

[harsh vault]

damn

[neat moat]

it will take a lot more than petty threats to convert me

[stiff geyser]

Imagine not having a fursona lol

[onyx igloo]

btw this thing has so much torque it cant automatically change to neutral

[harsh vault]

hai fred

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[harsh vault]

i go now chat

i got my noms

be safe

be nice

[stiff geyser]

Hellowo

[toxic relic]

did i miss furry chat

[harsh vault]

be happy!

[rich finch]

Ned Flanders fursona??

[neat moat]

bia

[neat moat]

slightly

[toxic relic]

fuck

[stiff geyser]

Not really

[toxic relic]

i was busy with a model

[rich finch]

Yeah

[frail shadow]

someone ask him about it

[worldly forum]

darnit

[neat moat]

well you wouldn't have been able to answer the question anyways

[toxic relic]

question?

[neat moat]

what would Jesus's fursona be

[toxic relic]

nice

[neat moat]

goat was a good one

ngl

[onyx igloo]

it gets stuck in reverse

[worldly forum]

lamb

[frail shadow]

the lamb obviously

[onyx igloo]

LMAO

[worldly forum]

duh