general_chat

[lunar saddle]

2012 lol

Mazda 3

[neat moat]

bruh 💀

mine is 97

[lunar saddle]

hahahaha

[onyx lark]

when im in a being named lizzy competition and my opponent is lizzy:

[lunar saddle]

I love my Mazda 🥹

even though she always has problems

kinda like me :D

[lunar saddle]

L bozo

[onyx lark]

whats your mechanics level at

[karmic swift]

are you playing B41 or B42?

sorry was afk

[lunar saddle]

Actually 2

[onyx lark]

change out the headlights and put them back in

[runic sleet]

plumbing doesn't work right now right?

[karmic swift]

yeah plumbing's still busted waiting for a fix afaik

[pseudo snow]

42.2

[lunar saddle]

I already did that today I can’t learn anything else until I perform the exact same action tomorrow

[onyx lark]

isnt there a mod that fixes it for now

[pseudo snow]

no worries , appreciate you responding

[karmic swift]

probably yeah, i dunno which one is most current though

wait how are you using additem on 42?

thats a multiplayer command

[neat moat]

https://youtu.be/ayl3UXKpH1g?si=vTrVwLy6pFgkf3HG

[lunar saddle]

I feel bad for asking but, if modders are able to fix these issues so fast after the build drops why are they an issue in the first place? like why wasn’t the team able to do what the modders did? Is it just like a time crunch thing ?

[neat moat]

only real ones will remember

[onyx lark]

does dismantling furniture disable loot respawn in that building\

[karmic swift]

was gonna launch my game in -debug but that launch argument still not working for me

[onyx lark]

or is it js moving

[karmic swift]

so can't use that to check either lol

[pseudo snow]

oh wait my bad I looked on steam, it's 41

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laser-laser-eyes-heat-vision-laser-blast-gif-11602697624364943495

[karmic swift]

yea thats why. rubber hose isnt a thing in 41

[pseudo snow]

ah

[lunar saddle]

fair enough

[pseudo snow]

I'll need to update in that case

thank you broski

[karmic swift]

you cannot play mp in 42

its disabled

[pseudo snow]

oh right

[karmic swift]

so if this is an MP server, hold off

[lunar saddle]

ligma

[karmic swift]

what do you need a rubber hose for

[pseudo snow]

so no rubber hose for multiplayer

cars

the lads were looking for one

[karmic swift]

its not used in b41 siphoning, it doesnt even exist in that game version

[pseudo snow]

never heard of her

[lunar saddle]

😏

[pseudo snow]

oh

can you still siphon in 41?

[karmic swift]

yes, just need a gas can or empty water/soda bottle

[neat moat]

lizzy does your pris- I mean bf play zomboid?

[pseudo snow]

got it

sorry for the silly questions I'm a noob

[karmic swift]

you can't siphon in non-soda/water bottle (in b41), so no wine bottles or booze bottles

no worries!

[lunar saddle]

no my bf is not rly a gamer

he only plays 1 game and it’s a dogshit game

[pseudo snow]

power hasn't even cut out yet

[neat moat]

what game

[pseudo snow]

that's how green I am

[lunar saddle]

Dead by daylight 🤢

[onyx lark]

watch it be 2k

[neat moat]

honestly you should break up with him

red flag sis

[onyx lark]

dbd is worse than heroin hes going through something rn dont be too harsh

[lunar saddle]

I would but the problem is I have 2500 hours in the same game

[neat moat]

he infected you

[lunar saddle]

Actually I infected him LOL we both started playing in 2020

[neat moat]

crazy

you a zombie game fan then

?

[runic sleet]

get him on project zomboid

[karmic swift]

the layers of this onion keep revealing more

[runic sleet]

this game is split screen

[lunar saddle]

I can’t he’s so bad at games

[runic sleet]

even right now

[onyx lark]

bring back friday the 13th game please

[runic sleet]

my partner is learning

If ur good they'll leach off of you

[neat moat]

I love men in women dominated fields

[lunar saddle]

I played it takes two with him it was SO TORTUROUS

[runic sleet]

damn

[lunar saddle]

That game is supposed to be cute but I was just like

[karmic swift]

to be fair that game is rage inducing if you're both not on the same page lol

[runic sleet]

before project zomboid I didn't get along with any game before with mines

[karmic swift]

one person wants to go off and explore / goof around

[neat moat]

rather get waterboarded

[polar kernel]

good afternoon i am leaving work 2 hours late

[runic sleet]

sad that this game is one of the ones he isn't into

[karmic swift]

the other is like "....the objective is on the other side of the room wtf are you doing"

[lunar saddle]

Dude the airplane part?

[neat moat]

chip you can never leave work wdym

[lunar saddle]

The airplane part the controls are inverted he could not for the life of him pilot it

we had to swap places he came to my pc and I went to his and I piloted it -_-

we spent like half an hour on it

[karmic swift]

you can probably disable inverted controls

usually an option thinger

[lunar saddle]

I didn’t think of it at the time LOL I was too busy suffering I guess

[karmic swift]

some people can NOT play with inverted... and some can't play flight sims without

fair lol

[lunar saddle]

but on the real, all in all, playing it with him was fun hehe

[neat moat]

so if your bf doesn't gayme. what does he do? Eat sand?

[lunar saddle]

My boyfriend lives and breathes for weightlifting

[neat moat]

so he does eat sand

[karmic swift]

unseasoned chicken and rice

[polar kernel]

absolutely yes

[karmic swift]

with whey protein lol

[lunar saddle]

his favourite is chilli

[polar kernel]

NO CAUSE WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE REFUSE TO SEASON THEIR CHICKEN N RICE

[lunar saddle]

we make a big ass pot of chilli and he eats that for days

[neat moat]

does he drink raw eggs?

[lunar saddle]

Wh*te people

[lunar saddle]

no he hates eggs LOL one of his quirks

[neat moat]

bro he can't even bulk properly!

[polar kernel]

im white but im the cool southern white that can actually cook proper fucking food

[neat moat]

Southern people can cook

their only decent trait

[lunar saddle]

bulking has been a journey for him okay 🥺 he’s 6’3 he’s struggled a lot with putting weight on it means a lot to him when he gains a couple pounds 🙏

[polar kernel]

i live uncomfortably close to louisiana so 90% of the shit i make just kinda derives from cajun recipes

[neat moat]

give him my condolences

[polar kernel]

me asf

i lost 15 pounds last may and i still havent got it all back

[lunar saddle]

he’s 193 lbs rn working on getting to 200

[polar kernel]

dear god please just give me my weight back i beg of you

[karmic swift]

tbh I read a comment about that and it actually clarified it a lot for me

removing seasoning and reducing food into just "fuel" can help some folks manage calories better. less of an urge to overeat or indulge, and doing this over a longer period of time can lead to more stable calorie/protein management when folks are either trying to gain weight, or lose weight

makes sense to me when I think about through that lens. it aint me though, give me ALL the seasonings

like weightlifters want to bulk up, so they need lots of protein

[neat moat]

All this positivity

I cannot live in these conditions

[polar kernel]

yeah i guess so, maybe thats why i dont understand because ive never in my life wanted to lose weight

[lunar saddle]

Ghoti you are a beacon of positivity ?

[polar kernel]

i get to season all my bulk food cause i eat a fuckload of it

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/destroy-the-sith-star-wars-it-was-said-that-you-would-destroy-the-sith-not-join-them-gif-16486235

[silent copper]

Just say white smh

[karmic swift]

I've definitely gone to the gym during periods of my life but never to the level of bodybuilding or weight training really. for me it was just wanting to get in better shape and be able to reduce my mile/5k running times when I was still a very active runner

[lunar saddle]

less funny

[polar kernel]

i struggle SO BAD with eating i think i should just buy MREs and slam the most unreasonably calorie dense foods ever

[lunar saddle]

I want to try MREs so bad

I watch this guy on YouTube review them and they’re so fucking cool

[neat moat]

y

[karmic swift]

nowadays I just have unhealthy eating habits in the other direction: sometimes go days without eating anything. just CBA lol

[polar kernel]

they suck

im ngl

on deployment i hated them

[silent copper]

They’s kinda meh honestly

[karmic swift]

Steve1989?!

[silent copper]

Depends on which ones you get

[polar kernel]

they made my tummy hurt

[lunar saddle]

MY BOYYYY

[karmic swift]

I love steve

[lunar saddle]

YESSSS

[cosmic jay]

I like boys chat

[karmic swift]

lets get this out onto a tray. nice hiss!

[lunar saddle]

I love Steve so much he’s such a cutie

[lunar saddle]

Hahaha yessssss

[neat moat]

MREs are gods punishment to man for his hubris

[lunar saddle]

There’s no way they look so good in Steve’s videos

[polar kernel]

theyre really not

[lunar saddle]

And he gives so much detail on the flavour and texture I can almost taste it myself

R u calling Steve a liar

[polar kernel]

especially eating them for a long period of time

[neat moat]

he sits in a throne of lies

[lunar saddle]

I don’t believe it

He’s so passionate why would he lie

Maybe you just got shitty MREs

[polar kernel]

it fucks your apetite up

[narrow rune]

I'm back but more eviler

[lunar saddle]

I’ve been asked to harvest your blood

[polar kernel]

i mean i guess? he eats all his in ideal conditions

[narrow rune]

can't I dranked it all

[lunar saddle]

dang

[polar kernel]

whereas half the time mine just got sand blasted into them 🥲

[neat moat]

are mres better than starving chip?

[lunar saddle]

Okay well that’s a SAND issue not an mre issue

[polar kernel]

ill never forget trying to slam one next to a running aircraft and apparently you could hear me scream "NOO MY FUCKING POUNDCAKE WHY" over the engines 😎

[plush orchid]

No one talks shit about Steve

[lunar saddle]

LOOOL

[polar kernel]

my poundcake got all sandy 😔 cant have shit

[lunar saddle]

IM SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR POUNDCAKE

Ugh I would be so disappointed

[polar kernel]

the decade old skittles rlly hit tho

[lunar saddle]

I fucking love food so so so so much

[neat moat]

Don't be mean ghoti

don't say it

[lunar saddle]

[plush orchid]

not true some of them have busted up bits and out of date rancid stuff

[neat moat]

hahahahaha

[lunar saddle]

“Haha fat” thank you ghoti

[solemn ridge]

any good pvp servers?

[polar kernel]

true but those are usually the old ass ones or somethibg

[plush orchid]

some just aren't stored well tbh

[neat moat]

Im just jealous

[polar kernel]

yeah fair

[neat moat]

don't have food here. Nothing yummy at least

[plush orchid]

you have however reminded me I have some mre's in my cupboard which are probably past their expiration

[lunar saddle]

smoke some weed and your ingredients household will suddenly be a lot more palatable

[plush orchid]

might have to go Steve on them

[neat moat]

good point

[polar kernel]

idk man i WILL ADMIT and i WILL DIE ON THIS HILL that the mexican chicken stew MRE was GOOD and everyone who made fun of me can get FUCKED

[lunar saddle]

One time I got high and just had bread with mayonnaise on it. It was so good

[polar kernel]

that thing is the reason i still breathe

[karmic swift]

https://tenor.com/view/taco-town-saturday-night-live-snl-gif-3970889595489975034

imma go make tacos. it's taco time

[polar kernel]

gave me life

[neat moat]

do they have food in quebec lizzy?

[polar kernel]

no

[lunar saddle]

Montreal does

[polar kernel]

whatever she tries to say isnt gonna be true

yea see

serial liar spotted

[lunar saddle]

Montreal is so diverse you can get authentic food of any culture it’s so fucking nice

[dim cloak]

I just beat Balatro!!!

[polar kernel]

quebecois propaganda

[lunar saddle]

Ta mere mange la marde

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/sorryidontspeakitalian-spongebobitalian-spongebobwormy-spongebob-patrickitalian-gif-18339046

[lunar saddle]

mhmmm

[dim cloak]

Omg it took about 24 total hours at least

[polar kernel]

i knew a girl from quebec she was one of the worst people ive ever had the displeasure of interacting with

sorry but my impression is already stained

[lunar saddle]

That’s prolly cuz she came from boonies

The boonies québécois (true québécois) are farmers with zero concept of the world

ignorant asf

[neat moat]

Yeah

[polar kernel]

sounds like every single american that doesnt live in a city with more than 50,000 people

[neat moat]

Most of the bad stuff is from them mainly

[polar kernel]

😭

[lunar saddle]

I wouldn’t know. Most of Quebec is like that though, small towns and shit

[dawn spade]

Mmmmmm, cholesterol

[lunar saddle]

Except Montreal and Quebec city

[neat moat]

wee wee

[polar kernel]

im lucky and grew up in only mid size cities :)

[lunar saddle]

But Quebec City ain’t it

[foggy sentinel]

hello

[lunar saddle]

howdy

[dawn spade]

Why are you canadian

[polar kernel]

where i live rn is only like

200k people

i think

[dim cloak]

my parents made sure I only grew in suburbs

[lunar saddle]

bad spawn

[polar kernel]

but its a large area so its nice

[dawn spade]

Unlucky

[neat moat]

thanks, with that information I can know your exact coordinates chip

[lunar saddle]

Montreal has 2 million even tho it’s a small little island

Which I love hehe

[polar kernel]

its not difficult ive said way more incriminating things

but none of you know my name or what i look like

ill find you first!

[neat moat]

Youre chip

[dawn spade]

I do

U saw the pic

[neat moat]

you look like a black cat

[dawn spade]

Little black child soldier, that was you

[lunar saddle]

253.136.100.229

you’re done

[polar kernel]

i want to be whoever you imagine me as

simply

[neat moat]

it's so over

[quasi slate]

imagine going to sleep... and then you wake up in an unfamiliar place... tied up to a bed and right beside you are a bunch of tools and .... a tray then you see him Steve1989MREInfo

[polar kernel]

LETS GET THIS OUT ON A TRAY

[lunar saddle]

I imagine you as that stupid cat in your picture

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-mre-steve-steve1989-mre-mre-info-gif-22620456

[neat moat]

rude

[quasi slate]

Nice

[polar kernel]

as most do

[dawn spade]

And he sais, ah. Your finally awake

[lunar saddle]

Nice, mkay.

[polar kernel]

its always so funny to watch him smoke hes literally me

[lunar saddle]

he makes smoking cigarettes look cool (smoking cigarettes is uncool)

[narrow rune]

ciggeretes

hey guys I'm the famous ciggeretes role man

[dawn spade]

Smoking is cool

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/500-cigarettes-five-hundred-cigarettes-gif-6779891482871762392

[narrow rune]

I just eat them but you do you

[polar kernel]

i look super cool smoking thank u very much

[dawn spade]

I really like inhaling my stinky air so that my brain stops arguijg with me

[narrow rune]

beer in one hand, ciggeretes in the other and none on the wheel of the car

[polar kernel]

real!!!!

[lunar saddle]

I have very strong opinions on cigarette smoking and smokers

I will not voice them

[narrow rune]

Oh yeah I'm entirely against smoking and drinking (says the man with a smoker role icon)

[neat moat]

Beer is my brush, car is my paint, and the highway is my canvas

[lunar saddle]

Ok gramps let’s get you to bed

[neat moat]

back in my day they called me the top OG

[polar kernel]

i partake in copious amounts of both of those i fear

[craggy stream]

oh thats incredibel

[naive flicker]

Tf

[dawn spade]

Slay

[polar kernel]

but its ok cause im a funny alcoholic not a belligerent one

[craggy stream]

lmaoo youj got smoker role in PZ right now?

[neat moat]

I will never understand plane geeks

[naive flicker]

F22 🤤

[lunar saddle]

why not

plane cool

[narrow rune]

I know, next thing we should ask about your love life

[polar kernel]

DONT

[neat moat]

plane, kitchen, NOW!!

[polar kernel]

[lunar saddle]

👀

[narrow rune]

Cmon, do it

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/cook-chef-wok-saute-cooking-food-gif-16993886

Why is there a LiveLeak symbol

[narrow rune]

Kidding

[neat moat]

chip will steal yo girl

[dawn spade]

Plane geeks have exactly ONE up on train geeks

[narrow rune]

Only if he runs to the airport to confess his love

[polar kernel]

GRRRRR i HATE dating RAAA

[neat moat]

no train geeks on top. Cus they're right

[naive flicker]

Plen ✈️

[lunar saddle]

Are train geeks a thing… like actually

[dawn spade]

Pen 🖊

[naive flicker]

Nah aviation is cooler

[narrow rune]

Yes

choo choo

[naive flicker]

Trains are sick but aviation is better

[polar kernel]

im finding out that being a single dad does in fact make me more attractive tho so thats cool i guess???

[neat moat]

yes

[lunar saddle]

[neat moat]

Trains rock

[lunar saddle]

Trains r fine I guess

[neat moat]

Fuck car centric infrastructure

[narrow rune]

do you have a criminal record yet

[half kettle]

Car

[polar kernel]

im biased cause i literally work w fighter jets so

[naive flicker]

🚗

[polar kernel]

not yet we'll get there

[naive flicker]

I love the military industrial complex

[neat moat]

a second bus has hit big ben

[narrow rune]

it'll boost your charisma

having a class action felony

[lunar saddle]

whoa whoa whoa

[naive flicker]

I said what I said

[rugged thicket]

I keep dying in the stupidest ways possible

I love this game

[lunar saddle]

How short

[polar kernel]

i still think about that girl i liked who had a felony domestic assault charge

[neat moat]

Oh lizzy speaking of military industrial complex. How you feeling about becoming the 51st state :3

[lunar saddle]

You really know how to choose em mate

[polar kernel]

... missed out bigtime

[naive flicker]

The one who wore the husband beater?

[dawn spade]

Xd

[naive flicker]

Yk what i mean

[narrow rune]

I remember that

[polar kernel]

i still talk to her but i mostly just hangout cause her cat is my best friend

cant leave him hanging

[naive flicker]

W

Me asf

[narrow rune]

Cool chip has all the dating info you'd ever need

[polar kernel]

this is how my dating life is currently going

[narrow rune]

See

[naive flicker]

🙏

[dawn spade]

My fave is phantom menace

Coz it was the first one i saw

[naive flicker]

Return of the Jedi is also cool

I fw ewoks

[neat moat]

Chip batting with the same team 👀

[dawn spade]

He said no homo

[naive flicker]

True

[narrow rune]

Sometimes you keep losing on one team and just gotta join the other you know

[neat moat]

no homo implies extra homo

[dawn spade]

No homo means no homo

[icy vigil]

[dawn spade]

Same as wearing socks when banging a man

Thats not gay

[neat moat]

What if it's one sock?

[dawn spade]

One sock you might be bi

[neat moat]

how long should the socks be?

Like we talking knee high or ankle socks?

[dawn spade]

Longer the better

But if there too long you are a femboy

[polar kernel]

no its just a joke between me n her lol

[neat moat]

Oh

You should have said no hetero

[polar kernel]

ive known her since i was like

15

[neat moat]

no hetero

[half kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279530543368769618/1333737646123384945/GiS7VC-XMAAkQ6l.png?ex=679bf5ba&is=679aa43a&hm=8999509d1202821100c1cb207f1d8bcd2f9ac2e2c8a721290768b6a0c90e5864&

[minor lintel]

so i want to get max gas from the station before the electricity turns off. what is the largest vessel you can fill with gas and still physically lift into the car. i have carpentry 3

[half kettle]

the largest vessel is a generator operated gas station

but heavy duty cars for the most part

[minor lintel]

so the gas tank itself

[half kettle]

yuh but the tank has to be in the car and high quality to store larger amounts of petrolium

[simple heart]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeong-gif-3654754744145897317

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1TI2dDMy3A&t

[simple heart]

@narrow rune for u

[ruby river]

@mystic marsh what's project zomboid

[narrow rune]

You're a dead bird

[simple heart]

you’re a bed dirb

[narrow rune]

I'll freakin beat you up

[simple heart]

nerd

you wish you could

[narrow rune]

You are the nerd

[mystic marsh]

it's a project

[simple heart]

you can’t say that cause i already said that

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-mocking-gif-15817237996465785395

[narrow rune]

But I said it better

[simple heart]

nothing you do is better than moi

cause i’m so amazing

[ruby river]

like a school project?

[narrow rune]

ur mom!!

[simple heart]

and you’re eugh

NO UR MOM

[narrow rune]

YIUR MOM!

[simple heart]

YER MAM

[narrow rune]

YARRRR

[white obsidian]

Pirate

[polar kernel]

she lives

[narrow rune]

I accidently brought her back

[simple heart]

blah blah blah

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-sponge-bob-square-pants-blah-blah-annoyed-irritated-gif-5220026

i’m so amazing ik

[narrow rune]

I kill u

[polar kernel]

lets not get carried away

[simple heart]

in ur dreams baboon

[simple heart]

no it’s the truth

[polar kernel]

ermmmm

[narrow rune]

Yor mom

[polar kernel]

sure buddy yea

[white obsidian]

your dad...

[fathom igloo]

I have permission to set Moe on fire

[simple heart]

https://tenor.com/view/actually-i-didnt-ask-gif-10468015569089111915

[white obsidian]

why do you need permission

[narrow rune]

Because consent is important

[fathom igloo]

So I’m not charged duh

[white obsidian]

true... I should have thought of that

[simple heart]

i’ll give u permission

[narrow rune]

shut heck up fricker

[fathom igloo]

Sun gave me permission, he’s the final say

[simple heart]

NO U SHUT UP

frick you man

[narrow rune]

NO YOU!

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/ant-gif-15125456582207956694

[simple heart]

NO, YEW

[narrow rune]

you stink!

[fathom igloo]

#general_chat message

see

[white obsidian]

i want some coffee rn, man

[fathom igloo]

Bones coffee >

[simple heart]

i smell like rainbows and flowers tyvm

[white obsidian]

i get hippee stuff from a roasters

[narrow rune]

Dead rainbows and rotten flowers maybe

[simple heart]

you smell like CA CA 🫵

[white obsidian]

super good

[narrow rune]

YOU ARE A.. A.. POOPIE HEAD!!!!

[white obsidian]

🫵 😎 👉

[simple heart]

YOU LIARRRRRRR!!

[narrow rune]

RAHHHHHH!!!!

[simple heart]

RAH RAH

[white obsidian]

thinkin ab markiplier

[polar kernel]

stop fighting

[white obsidian]

what a guy...

[narrow rune]

It's the only way we can communicate

She shot down all my pigeons

[simple heart]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-punch-fight-gif-13599924

[simple heart]

what pigeons

[white obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

[simple heart]

you’re going crazy again

[narrow rune]

The ones you shot down

[simple heart]

you’re imagining things

you’re just being delusional

[simple heart]

i have no idea what you’re talking about

[narrow rune]

Cuz you don't know ANYTHING!!!

Rahhhh!!

[simple heart]

ARE YOU CALLING ME DUMB, DUMDUM?

[white obsidian]

2 mentally ill homeless people yell at eachother

[narrow rune]

YEAH YOUR A FRICKIN DUMMY

I SAID IT!

[simple heart]

you see that someone called u a mentally ill homeless person moe

[narrow rune]

We are having a intellectual conversation too advanced for the minds of general chat

[narrow rune]

they also called you that too fricker

[eager cove]

Ohh lala

[white obsidian]

the conversation in question:

[simple heart]

NO

[white obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/voices-the-voices-the-voices-tell-me-to-do-horrible-things-cat-gif-6984091337784405754

[narrow rune]

YEAH

they probably meant you first too

[eager cove]

Wait who was on twitch stream last night? Real late all the way to he signed off

[simple heart]

nuh uh

they were basically talking about u

[narrow rune]

this was made the second you were born

[simple heart]

OH YEAH?

[eager cove]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[simple heart]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-scout-tf2-gif-12750436057634665505

[rigid fjord]

Hey guys I am playing with an XBOX controller. It allows me to move around in the menu but in game none of the inputs work. HELP!

[eager cove]

Are you on b41 or b42

[rigid fjord]

41

[white obsidian]

ignores #server-compass
ignore #pz_b42_chat
ignores #1019767076094758924
goes to #general_chat

these people, smh

[rigid fjord]

Oh sorry didn’t see them

[eager cove]

Ok then I'll let someone more knowledgeable

[white obsidian]

[neat moat]

bro rolled a nat 1 on perception

[eager cove]

Id probably do same thing

[white obsidian]

its like actually hard to miss them

idk how you did

[neat moat]

nat 1

[white obsidian]

i have the motivation to make coffee now

[eager cove]

I don't blame you, and it's 5:46pm here

Louisville time

[white obsidian]

446 here in midwest time

[eager cove]

Can't wait til they add Midwest to the map

[runic sleet]

HELP!

[eager cove]

I know they tried to add a big city with Louisville but I'd love to play a PZ where you're nowhere but the city at all times, no wilderness

Just because it would be so hard lol

I made the mistake of using the Louisville spawn mods when I was brand new, yikes

[rigid fjord]

No I got it

[white obsidian]

theres some map mods for similar scenarious

[eager cove]

I knew about mods that added stuff in otherwise empty space on the map but not like the whole map. Or is it just a HUGE city?

[quartz plank]

suffer

[quartz plank]

almost

[fathom igloo]

I’m about to start stalking my Amazon driver…. I am impatient

[quasi slate]

anyone knows how to open this? winrar isnt detecting it

[lament acorn]

One small issue

[fathom igloo]

What if it’s a virus

[quasi slate]

it's not a virus

[fathom igloo]

Why not

[lament acorn]

You on a Mac?

[narrow rune]

It is a virus I made it

[quasi slate]

windows

[lament acorn]

That’s an Apple file

[quasi slate]

damn

[lament acorn]

That’s why you can’t open it

[quasi slate]

how do i open it on windows

[fathom igloo]

Moopy wouldn’t touch apple with a 10 ft pole

[lament acorn]

Apple II CD ROM file

02

[quasi slate]

i have an iphone i never use

[fathom igloo]

(I never use)

[lament acorn]

Only goobers waste money on macs

[fathom igloo]

Shut up ☹️

[fleet marten]

Lmao

[lament acorn]

Oh no

Collateral damage

[fathom igloo]

I have a steam deck so I feel I’ve made up for it

[lament acorn]

I been thinking about getting a rog ally

Since I got my steam deck

[quasi slate]

this might be the only time my iphone might actually be useful if i can find the cable to connect it to my pc

[fathom igloo]

Next PC will be windows instead of Mac, but I will probably always be an iPhone and iPad user

[fathom igloo]

Me too

[lament acorn]

They seem fun and you can get them at basically any Best Buy

• Best Buy has the best return policies

[fathom igloo]

Just because I’m curious but steam deck definitely convinced me to not buy a Mac for gaming ever again

[lament acorn]

I could see a use case for Mac for maybe a college student doing modules or classes. Not for gaming though

Definitely some strong gaming laptops though if you go windows

[fleet marten]

Lmao

[lament acorn]

If you really need that portability

[fathom igloo]

Yeah, and work. But next buy when my max goes will definitely be a pc (maybe sooner idk yet)

[fathom igloo]

Eh not really. I can game at home or on the deck. My Mac is mainly for work now

[lament acorn]

yeah work too

[quasi slate]

thats a sizeable gif

[lament acorn]

yeah definitely get a tower next then

can’t beat it

[fathom igloo]

Definitely. I’ve seen some amazing builds that are so pretty

[lament acorn]

my work gave us these nice laptops with really good CPU’s but trash GPU’s and they pre-install lots of file protection and data encryption so you can’t install anything

[fathom igloo]

Plus you can upgrade parts as needed instead of having to replace the whole damn laptop

[lament acorn]

Damn shame

You can get Pokemmo to launch if you open it as soon as you boot the laptop

But thats it

[lament acorn]

Yeah exactly

Laptop ram / battery is easy to replace but everything else is a pain in the ass

[fathom igloo]

Almost impossible on Mac too. Most swaps are incompatible… imagine trying to switch the graphics card with the best on the market, you would likely brick it 😂😭

[hidden spruce]

;) who is still rejecting idea of hearing microsoft out ?

[fathom igloo]

Just with what it has now sounds like it will take flight playing sims haha can’t imagine trying to play something heavier

[quasi slate]

lol

[lament acorn]

That’s trash dude. Apple has never been great when it comes to allowing users to have freedom with their products

[quasi slate]

you cant give me a gif 500mb of size and have the quality full of artifacts

[lament acorn]

One thing I do recommend is when you build a tower go with AMD processor. The x3D chip sets are monsters when it comes it comes to gaming. Eats any intel for lunch.

[fathom igloo]

I’m offended you don’t have emojis so my name looks like rectangles

[minor lintel]

does the water shut off when the power does?

[hidden spruce]

Don't blame me
Blame microsoft

[fathom igloo]

If it’s on the same settings

[quasi slate]

no

one of them will shut down first at random or both at the same time it's random

[naive pecan]

Geez, are you running Windows ME?

[hidden spruce]

windows 7 with classic

Didn't you use windows 7 before ?

[naive pecan]

Not with Classic settings

I might have actually skipped seven, though...

Not sure

[hidden spruce]

well , I use it because it kinda increase my goofy pc performance :)

auro looking is lagging me asf

still installing stuff manual and looking in old microsoft catologs

[fathom igloo]

Play sims 2 👀

[hidden spruce]

[fathom igloo]

Do it

[hidden spruce]

I can run gta iv with 10 fps

[fathom igloo]

SIMS 2

[hidden spruce]

is it free ?

i got zomboid gifted incase someone asked

[fathom igloo]

You can certainly find it

[naive pecan]

Sims IV is, but I dunno about II

[hidden spruce]

oh oki

[fathom igloo]

🏴‍☠️

[white obsidian]

i am back

hello Cam 👋

[quasi slate]

bro is speaking in romani

wdf

[fathom igloo]

Why is the rum gone

[fathom igloo]

Hello cat

[naive pecan]

Cause you drank it all, drunky

[white obsidian]

Im in pz rn, but honestly i like the gen chat crowd more than the pz chat crowd most of the time

so im j gonna talk ab it in gen

[hidden spruce]

[white obsidian]

also, this is the most fucking disgusting coffee I think Ive ever drank

[fathom igloo]

Don’t tell them that 👀 (do it)

[naive pecan]

Most coffee is disgusting, so that's a high bar

[fathom igloo]

I told you, bones coffee is where it’s at

[hidden spruce]

1 spoon full of coffee + 2 suagrs spoons

[white obsidian]

dude, i got yelled at by some random vet bc i accidentally misquoted them, he lost his gourd. and like the other people are like plungers sayin "bro... you use short blade? Why? Whats wrong with you?"

not the vibe

[white obsidian]

usuallt i j drink it black, but I got this as a gift from the brewers

[hidden spruce]

I drink coffee when the mood kicks in
But i'm avg water enjoyer

[white obsidian]

its preground (alr sketch) but it tastes sp nasty

I was like

[fathom igloo]

Which vet?

[white obsidian]

"ill add sugar"

made it worse

[white obsidian]

let me look

[white obsidian]

Quineloe

he liked short blade though, so that was pretty col

[fathom igloo]

Never heard of them

[white obsidian]

i think theyve got a different timezone, it was at ab 3 am

3 am cdt i mean

[naive flicker]

Damn what

What

But ay look at the cornflakes man

[white obsidian]

ewww, cornflakes

[naive flicker]

And the spoon

Truly a beauty

The engravings are outstanding

[naive flicker]

No

Fuck you

[fathom igloo]

That’s Cap’n Crunch you uncultured cereal haters

[white obsidian]

im a cereal lover, i just took crusaders word for it

that lying bastard

[fathom igloo]

lol

Now I want Cap’n Crunch

[white obsidian]

i think cereal, I go for the frosted flakes, CTC, or fruity pebbles

top 3 for sure

[naive flicker]

I fw tresors

[minor lintel]

why is my character in agony? i cant post a screenshot sadly

i have muscle strain on every part of my body, came on very suddenly

[naive flicker]

That's how life is sometimes

[white obsidian]

with what

[naive flicker]

Milk obviously

[minor lintel]

no health loss though

[naive flicker]

Oh

[fathom igloo]

On b42 or b41

[minor lintel]

i carried a generator to my place, no major strain

42

[naive flicker]

Wait are tresors not available in America or what

[minor lintel]

then every part of my body gets it

[fathom igloo]

Idk what that is

[white obsidian]

never heard of it

[naive flicker]

Damn

Missin out

[white obsidian]

encumberance exhausts you and causes strain. also go to #pz_b42_chat .

[white obsidian]

whatre they like

[naive flicker]

They basically look like the ones on the pic but they're filled with chocolate cream

[white obsidian]

we have something like that, theyre called "krave"

[white obsidian]

theyre okay but not my jam

[fathom igloo]

Special K chocolate is good

[narrow grove]

Workshop down?

[white obsidian]

#pz_b42_chat
#1019767076094758924

go

shoo

[fathom igloo]

But I like Cookie Crisp best

[white obsidian]

solid pick, def not one of my favorites

I feel like ive had stale cookie crisp one too many times

[fathom igloo]

We never have it long enough for it to go stale 😂

[white obsidian]

i like fruity pebbles

[fathom igloo]

Fruity pebbles are pretty good

[white obsidian]

I never have the "they get soggy" issue cause i eat very fast

[quasi slate]

i like mgummy jt that you can peel peel

[fathom igloo]

Haha same

[white obsidian]

damn, i want to get good at pz carving but like

i need SO MANY TREE BRANCHES

to get off the ground

[cinder pond]

holy SHIT i just got recommended jacksepticeye for the first time in YEARS

[white obsidian]

hes such a cool guy

[cinder pond]

jesus christ he looks way older

probably first watched him when i was like 11

now im 18

its been a long time

[white obsidian]

i get 1.63 xp per stake i make, and i need 75...

so

[heavy ivy]

go go gadet the slow inevitable advance of time

[white obsidian]

46 branches, fuck me

atleast its only 42 now 🥲

[heavy ivy]

carving? make wooden spoons, tho that mught be level 1

[white obsidian]

all ive got acess to so far (atleast as far as im aware) is stakes from branches

or chopsticks

[heavy ivy]

more complex carving items give more exp for the same time material cost, so always be switching up what you make on level up

oof

youll get the others on each level up and they help

[white obsidian]

yeah, assumedly ill be able to use more abundant things like planks later

[heavy ivy]

go after bushes and small trees, tbey tend to drop wooden branches

[white obsidian]

id love to cut them down, but im axeless

I guess i WAS wanting to knapp a bit... what level are stone axes

[heavy ivy]

oh wait no carving levels, sorry i was assuming you had wilderness survival perk ;-;

[white obsidian]

actually, i dont need any knapping. just 1 maintenance.

[white obsidian]

yep, going in from 0 on the new skills

[heavy ivy]

alrighty a bit more rough but managable

[white obsidian]

i think the plan will be:
gather food, my fatass (hearty apetite) needs SO MUCH
make axes
get branches
make stakes
???

[heavy ivy]

yeah

have you been cutting the branches into handles?

[white obsidian]

i have not, ive been makign them in to stakes

are handles better xp?

[heavy ivy]

you can make small handles into stakes iirc

[white obsidian]

im runninig short blade, so stakes arent actually useless to me

[heavy ivy]

so like 8x the exp per branch or somethin

1 branch > 8 small handles > 8 stakes?

[white obsidian]

1 branch makes EIGHT handles??

[heavy ivy]

i think so

[white obsidian]

ive been doing 1:1 branch to stake

[heavy ivy]

going off memory here

[white obsidian]

that would be a crazy exploit

[heavy ivy]

just a more efficient use of resources

[white obsidian]

theres no tree branch to small handle conversion

[distant mantle]

Is being like a doctor good in this game?

[white obsidian]

#pz_b42_chat friend

there is a broken branch to small handle conversion at 1 carving, though.

[distant mantle]

I am not sure what that means lol b42?

[white obsidian]

thats the chat to be asking in

[heavy ivy]

hm, might be carving one? look at what options are greyed out. I have been makimg tree branches into handles

[heavy ivy]

tbf we are zomboiding in here rn
and doctor is currently eeally underwhelming unless you get a fracture or something

[white obsidian]

yeah i checked those out. theres 1:12 planks, 1:2 antlers, 1:8 longstick, and 1:1 broken branch

[velvet pilot]

whats your local time now

[white obsidian]

good point fair enough

theres 1:4 branch to medium handle at level 2 carving

[heavy ivy]

i unno, i have had multiple cdda runs ehere i turned tree branches into handles at level 1

no clue whats going on, sorry dude

[white obsidian]

maybe its only with wilderness survival?

it doesnt show all the crafting recipes you get with magazines and such until you have them, right?

[heavy ivy]

on default settings it does show them, and the recipe didnt require a station

[white obsidian]

good to know, anyway

[heavy ivy]

it could be only with wilderness survival but that seems like a really strange crafting unlock to be tied to a perk

[white obsidian]

maybe, i mean are there still perk/profession exclusive recipes?

like bombs with engies

[quasi slate]

🗣️

[heavy ivy]

all the bombs have schematics you can find now, and i dont know of any other truly trait/profession specific ones

[sleek wind]

Hey, do you guys happen to know if you can access what items a corpse has via a save file?

[white obsidian]

then i doubt its profession specific

[sleek wind]

This might be better in tech support, but figured I'd ask here just in case

[white obsidian]

I bet youre thinking of the 1:12 at lv 1

with planks

[white obsidian]

id love to help but ive got no idea. def a #1019767076094758924

[sleek wind]

Thank you 🫡

That's what I figured, but worth a shot!

[white obsidian]

🫡

this party hat has been long overdue

[toxic relic]

fireworks

[white obsidian]

not my favorite partyhat but itll do

[lavish marten]

[naive flicker]

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-planet-starship-troopers-bug-gif-12807532384225501

[graceful dust]

hello

[white obsidian]

hello

[thin wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301532297400422434/1301996589556043786/yfTpoWWv.gif

[quasi slate]

no flashbangs pls

[thin wedge]

seizure warning

[white obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[minor lintel]

what might be causing agonizing pain, muscle strain on every limb, but my body health is ok and no other moodles either

[white obsidian]

#pz_b42_chat

ask them

[hardy mural]

You are rank #2,117 at level 8 with 2,551 experience. (749 left for the next level)
[ ] 0%

[torn condor]

oh cool

[simple bear]

Woops

[torn condor]

good timing ig

[white obsidian]

how tf

[sleek wind]

My life for Super Earth

[simple bear]

Instagram

[minor lintel]

already tried a few times, zero acknowledgement

[simple bear]

Now i cant text my recruiter cause I think my carrier cut my data off

Its on sos only

[white obsidian]

jsut keep asking

[minor lintel]

if you remove everything from a fridge and freezer does it stop drawing power

[neat moat]

I'm joining the war on on the side of

[sleek wind]

The Ministry of Truth will remember this treason

[white obsidian]

@heavy ivy ive been cutting down trees and such. larger trees give more branches.
large trees give 5 branches and a sapling on average... sapling to long stick, long stick to stake.
39 stakes, and probably in the ballpark of ~10 long sticks which then became a part of the 39 stakes

[quasi slate]

muscle strain lol

[white obsidian]

I broke 0 stone axes, and achieved level 1 in one day of interrupted cutting/whittling

[white obsidian]

i alr answered this guy when he asked (in the wrong channel the first time lol)

[quasi slate]

if you ever exercised irl you would know how bad it can hurt the next day

damn

[white obsidian]

bewomp

[lyric galleon]

pz players made me realise how low we as a species can go

[white obsidian]

there are def worse fandoms

[tepid star]

no

[lyric galleon]

wholesome show fandoms be like

[white obsidian]

steven universe

[sleek wind]

God this movie was so good

Book not so much

[neat moat]

REAL

YES

Finally a good take on starship troopers

[sleek wind]

You ever seen the other ones? They've got like four of them man 🤣

[neat moat]

I heard they're bad

[sleek wind]

I don't want to watch them

I couldn't do it to myself

But I might have to

[neat moat]

y

[sleek wind]

Curiosity is definitely getting the better of me

and I can't restrain myself lmao

[neat moat]

I feel it lost it's charm when it stopped being an alagory for US imperialism

And when it made the bugs less a neutral defending force and "da baddies"

[quick hill]

rock...and...stone?

[restive pollen]

YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THAT

I THINK WERE ONE AND THE SAME

[quasi slate]

yeah this 5 euro keyboard gotta go

[sleek wind]

I first saw the movie when I was in the US military, and it didn't really anybody but me that it was a blanket critique on ourselves.

Rightfully so tho

[signal ivy]

Man... I have all these trait mods and I'm struggling to make a build that doesn't feel like (re: isn't) cheesing the system

[lament acorn]

Just make a build you enjoy man. It’s not like you’re in competition with anyone to prove who’s the most straight edge player

[stable oar]

i dont like trait mods because theres too many options

i dont want to spend 3 hours on the trait selection screen

[signal ivy]

that's right. both of you. i spend a lot of time sorting out overlapping mods. i'm okay with it -- but it's a commitment.

[river osprey]

Randomize, go!

[lament acorn]

Traits mods are definitely interesting. Bouncer pushes enemies away automatically which also puts you in a push animation. Super hero makes you deal half damage

[stable oar]

half damage

[onyx lark]

would chatgpt be good at fixing random workshop mods to b42 or should i actually try to learn lua and fix it myself

[stable oar]

bro any gpt cannot understand complex code interactions

[onyx lark]

kid named question:

[lament acorn]

Probably wouldn’t be able to fix any coding problems with chat gpt

It lacks a lot of coding knowledge actually. When it comes to being able to produce code

[worldly forum]

try to learn lua

[onyx lark]

is there anyone i could like comission for some dollar to fix a mod for me because im impatient as fuck

[lament acorn]

Or fixing it

[lament acorn]

Which mod?

[onyx lark]

vanilla firearms expanded

[lament acorn]

Just use rains firearms in the mean time

Lore friendly

There is another I can grab once I get home too.

[onyx lark]

horde night too i would really like horde night for b42

horde night kept me entertained in b41 because i like combat more than longterm survival

[neat moat]

more traits really does feel like cheating I will admitn

If you give me an op option, I'll use it

[signal ivy]

exactally

[neat moat]

you have thigh high socks. Is coding really that hard for you?

[onyx lark]

i dont have a coding brain at all

[dawn spade]

Ned flanders rim worl pawn

[onyx lark]

like in the slightest

[visual prairie]

glop

[neat moat]

You must learn

it is law

[signal ivy]

this guy get's it

[onyx lark]

if i get really good at lua im making a zomboid big chungus mod and no one can stop me

[visual prairie]

haha shart

[neat moat]

If God didn't want a big chungus mod he would have not have created you

[dawn spade]

I want boss zombies mod

He like, throws cars spawns sprinters

That kinda shit

[neat moat]

So you want to get yelled at for poor performance irl and in game?

[dawn spade]

Ceo zombies mod

[neat moat]

sounds like abusive workplace

[dawn spade]

Project zomboid, now with. Getting fired from your job

[onyx lark]

tank from l4d in zomboid

[dawn spade]

Ye, just bring in all the l4d zombies

Except bloater, i dont wanna deal with bloater

[onyx lark]

boomer would not be that bad

[neat moat]

I dont want them to call the cops on me for jogging

[dawn spade]

If he blows up my base id cry

So dont jog

Its simple

[neat moat]

shrimple

[onyx lark]

in l4d boomer doesnt explode like that he vomits on you and attracts zombies

[dawn spade]

Yeh but the vomits acidic

[onyx lark]

just wash it off. pussy.

[neat moat]

what specal zombie would shart be

[dawn spade]

Id rather just have more witches than any boomers

[onyx lark]

jockey

[neat moat]

lmao

[dawn spade]

Shart would just be a regular zombie

[neat moat]

shart does give jocky vibes though

they give gremlin

[dawn spade]

Lmao

[frosty tulip]

eh that'd feel awful in pz

[visual prairie]

femboy zombies please and thank you

[jovial latch]

my mouth area has been burning for like two and a half hours

[graceful dust]

did i alrdy say hello? i forget

its a bad day

[dawn spade]

Go outside and eat a banana

It will make you feel better

[graceful dust]

thatis a rly funny suggestion thanku

[visual prairie]

sorry

[azure mica]

does the new unstable edition have multiplayer?

oh nvm

[quasi slate]

petition to rename every channel to pz_b42_no_mp_yet

[dawn spade]

Petition to make asking about mp a 24 hour mute

[lilac quarry]

thank you lol

[lilac quarry]

ok I'll start with you

[dawn spade]

I didnt ask

I commented

[lilac quarry]

mod abuse incoming

[dawn spade]

Thats bannabke

Im gonna ban you

[lilac quarry]

pls don't

[dawn spade]

Ill report you to jesus hq

[lilac quarry]

this is all I have

[dawn spade]

Xd

You have your fedora as well

[brisk sedge]

Am I missing something with the bandits mod? I'm watching this video https://youtube.com/watch?v=eYvzr0OTQ1U where he is ordering his NPCs around and having them cut wood etc for him but my NPCs just stand in my base and attract zombies. Maybe I'm using the wrong mod? I need it to be able to work in multiplayer.

[lilac quarry]

#mod_support

might be a good place to ask

[fathom igloo]

Imagine

[dawn spade]

No

[quasi slate]

any rolecists

[dawn spade]

I have a headache, someone massage my brain pls

[lilac quarry]

ok let me get my tools

[dawn spade]

Ty

Drill would be ideal i believe

[fathom igloo]

Ohhh yay class lobotomy lab!

[lilac quarry]

well brain surgery is painless so

[jovial latch]

MEOOWWWW

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-11895255

[graceful dust]

my cat is drugs

she doesnt know it yet

[fathom igloo]

Can I take her?

[worn vault]

@wintry forge

[onyx igloo]

A

[icy vigil]

I wish we could put metals in microwaves 😔

[river osprey]

I mean you can certainly try

[fathom igloo]

You can!

[icy vigil]

Well you do

But not all the time

I mean like, foils and stuff

[fathom igloo]

Nah I’m good but you go ahead, microwave a metal fork

[fathom igloo]

I don’t

[icy vigil]

Uhhh

[fathom igloo]

I take it off or use the oven

[river osprey]

If metals weren’t meant to be microwaveable why don’t they try to escape the microwave when put in.

[icy vigil]

Theyre depressed

[lilac quarry]

where's stinkname

[river osprey]

Touché

[fathom igloo]

Hopefully developing better food tastes

[lilac quarry]

what did my king say

I like stinkname as much as luigi mangione

don't EVER tell him I said this

[river osprey]

📸

[fathom igloo]

@toxic relic

[neat moat]

Gobbo

[ruby river]

hi chat :D

[neat moat]

Stink never would do praxis

[toxic relic]

ur wrong

check my felony history

[toxic relic]

the records are sealed but trust me its delectable

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-handshake-dap-me-up-secret-handshake-friends-gif-21759511

[neat moat]

I guess I'm going to have to 1 up you

[lilac quarry]

stinkname bredda

[neat moat]

in minecraft

[toxic relic]

im resisting the urge to do it

[lilac quarry]

finally mustered the courage to ask out this nurse at work, it gwon good

[toxic relic]

ayo

nice man

hope it works out

[lilac quarry]

I've lost everything but it's all good

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-what-it-is-meme-windows-98-blade-runner-2049-running-out-gif-9631165122054034342

[icy vigil]

My coffee has been a bit more bitter lately

[toxic relic]

R U GOBLIN DEEZNUTS HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[neat moat]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

[toxic relic]

shots

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-drive-this-time-im-really-gonna-do-it-gif-340776520334591137

[neat moat]

back shots

[toxic relic]

gundam reference

surely

[neat moat]

What did they say btw

[lilac quarry]

wat

[neat moat]

the nurse

[lilac quarry]

oh, I was semi joking

we're going on date 3 it's gucci

[neat moat]

I see

[silent copper]

Jumpscare or something idk

[lilac quarry]

locked in

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[silent copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224464902295654425/1329632145844600902/attachment.gif

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-parasyte-hold-up-gif-6616384397279042321