general_chat

[dawn spade]

Instigator

[honest dove]

Damn

I can't jork it in peace 💔

[onyx lark]

Why the fuck is Ramen moving

[neat moat]

you still can

[dawn spade]

Thats part of his protection contract

[fast flare]

More fun with friends, or so I hear

[neat moat]

just ignore them

[dawn spade]

He helps

[onyx igloo]

prawn shit flakes

[honest dove]

This was actually funny af

[neat moat]

nononono you know first hand

[fast flare]

Like those bathroom attendants

[onyx lark]

Delicious tastes like pepper

[toxic relic]

first...hand?

[tall glen]

when your girl be eating a pound of gorgonzola cheese to punish you

[onyx lark]

Number 16 burger king footlandecew

[neat moat]

your bf is afraid of the wrong man

[honest dove]

How about 2nd or 3rd hand

[toxic relic]

am i the boogie man

[neat moat]

you give boogie vibes

[fast flare]

Nope, no friends. And when I tried with strangers I got arrested 🤷‍♀️

[honest dove]

The booger man

[toxic relic]

i do like to dance

[onyx lark]

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣

[honest dove]

I fucking love the moodles

[neat moat]

I cooka da meetballs

[onyx igloo]

i can get down in a proper autistic manner

[honest dove]

[onyx igloo]

boogie mode

if you will

[neat moat]

I love women in male dominated fields

[honest dove]

Please someone delete this server

[fast flare]

Can we ban italians from this chat please

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-break-it-down-for-you-ork-gif-9961359029216427188

[fast flare]

That works 2

[onyx igloo]

why

[honest dove]

Yes

[onyx lark]

When nursing home shawty don't put the dentures in so you js gotta accept the gums 😭

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fuck me dude

thats funny

[fast flare]

I just don't like em

[honest dove]

This server is a disease

[onyx igloo]

no more garlic bread

for you

[toxic relic]

that was insane

[onyx igloo]

we are plagued with disease

[toxic relic]

gg ghoti

[neat moat]

Delete France or Britan. Choose one

[fast flare]

Pretty sure that shit was invented in Florida

[toxic relic]

both

[onyx lark]

Lithuania

[toxic relic]

theyre the same thing

[fast flare]

I line them up and shoot them both

[onyx igloo]

no more spaghetti of any form for you

[honest dove]

Poland

[toxic relic]

modern england specifically was just french people invading then taking over

the royalty were all french

you gotta take out both

[neat moat]

One big incestuous family

[toxic relic]

indeed

[fast flare]

Yeah og britains were celts

[onyx igloo]

og britains were assholes

[onyx lark]

Tom Cruz reference

[toxic relic]

britains

[honest dove]

The OG doesn't hit like it used to 💔

[onyx lark]

I think we should kill all brit then use UK land to recreate irl fortnite

[neat moat]

Unfortunately no

[heavy hazel]

aye

[honest dove]

They brought back the og chapter when roadmen started carrying knives

[onyx igloo]

how about axes

[neat moat]

https://youtu.be/kDiskn8XwCE?si=YzlC8TJZTh0LDhfr

what British Provence is this

[onyx igloo]

birmingham

[onyx lark]

Jordan never did that move

[honest dove]

You're an axe idiot!

[fast flare]

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

[heavy hazel]

whut?

[toxic relic]

sallisbury

[onyx igloo]

no im a stud

[toxic relic]

anywhere in the south

[onyx lark]

What if left 4 dead 2 took place is Ireland and no one fucking played it

[toxic relic]

south and north england have a divide

south is rich pricks and north is working class

bro is from the south

[onyx lark]

Bro is from

[neat moat]

she just a Lil grumpy pants

grumpy grumpy pants

[honest dove]

The earth??

[onyx lark]

Fucking earthling in my channel AWAY WITH YOY
《《》¤○°●•○《》•●°¤▪︎○•

[fast flare]

The danger is to the body, and it can kill

[neat moat]

to the body or to the mind?

[honest dove]

I was kidding zro 💔 ^^°^∆∆^÷§§¢^^^¥

[fast flare]

Both meat 🤷‍♀️

[neat moat]

What comes here does not cut. But it leaves it's mark deep

[toxic relic]

would you *mind *takin an look at deez nuts

gottem

[fast flare]

Y'all talking to aliens or

[onyx lark]

Eat ass

[toxic relic]

i do

thanks

die fast

whats the rest

[neat moat]

Be gay do crime

[onyx lark]

Ewwwww grosssss

Not to being gay I love gay people

[honest dove]

≠¶∆××≠↓″¥£~``||÷√§§¶÷÷Ω

[fast flare]

People say that's a Christmas movie

[neat moat]

Gay like mlp gay

gay like Steven universe gay

[honest dove]

I don't

I'm bi so that's probably it

[toxic relic]

die hard

[onyx lark]

Zomboid would be cooler if they added 10mm sounding rods

[neat moat]

whats that

[toxic relic]

?

[honest dove]

If they added a nuclear weapon

[neat moat]

this I mean

I know die hard

[fast flare]

Are we talking about erotic asphyxiation now

[neat moat]

I need an autistic gun nerd to educate me on this

[onyx lark]

Sounding means to listen to and a a sounding rod is like a music rod

[toxic relic]

im talking about the movie

die hard

[honest dove]

Yes

[neat moat]

I see

so not gun

[toxic relic]

what is chat on about

die hard is a movie

[onyx lark]

Look on r/sounding to learn more

[toxic relic]

its not guns man

[fast flare]

Some kinda porno you watched?

[toxic relic]

...

[honest dove]

Porb involving midgets

[toxic relic]

alr

plungers

[neat moat]

go to hell

[toxic relic]

chat needs to be cleansed

of them

[neat moat]

fuck you

[onyx lark]

What I do!

[honest dove]

Ok nerd

[neat moat]

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

[honest dove]

Katana nerd

[fast flare]

MF hates headphones or something?

[toxic relic]

i told you ghoti

[neat moat]

I didn't see what you said sorry

[toxic relic]

lets talk about smth else

[toxic relic]

dw not ur fault

[honest dove]

Katana nerd lmao

[toxic relic]

im getting gnocchi

[neat moat]

I hate everyone here

[toxic relic]

cant decide if i should get the pesto or tomato one

[neat moat]

unequally

[onyx lark]

Stinkname fartass 💔

[honest dove]

Even me????

[neat moat]

just a spoonful

[toxic relic]

i am him

[onyx lark]

If he hates you just know I LOVE you

[toxic relic]

im getting the pesto one

[neat moat]

shart, the name fits well

[fast flare]

According to bhuddism or something we're all the same so actually you like, hate yourself, idiot

[tall glen]

whats the thing, wasnt Victoria the first ruler to speak english

[neat moat]

nu uh. I'm just a boy ☺️ 💅

[honest dove]

He hates me just a spoonful 💔

[onyx lark]

Yeah that's something a girl would say...

[tall glen]

the previous ones spoke german or french

[neat moat]

men can't be feminine? rude

[cedar bane]

hey guys can i ask a question? i downloaded some custom map spawns from the steam workshop but they aren't showing. any tips on how to fix it?

[fast flare]

every1 should be feminine tbh

[tall glen]

I was at work the other day listening to two dudes argue the merits of the feminine penis

[onyx lark]

I own stockings and skirts..

[honest dove]

I knew you were going to say that.

[neat moat]

Maybe a little. Trans men may have their hesitations. Which is understandable

[fast flare]

Restart steam

[honest dove]

I knew you were going to say that.

[onyx lark]

What build are you on and what build are they made for

[neat moat]

is that a good or bad thing

[toxic relic]

good thijng imo

[cedar bane]

b41 and they work with another server i joined

[honest dove]

I knew you were going to say that.

[fast flare]

check dms

[cedar bane]

tried it and still ain't showing

[neat moat]

Im lost

[onyx lark]

Guys ophelia js sent me my address and a gun 😨

[honest dove]

Eat your pc

[fast flare]

Uhh are any mods showing?

[toxic relic]

theyre prankin you

ignore it

[honest dove]

Good

[cedar bane]

yep they are still in the game its just the spawn aint showing

[fast flare]

You can see the relevant mod in the list?

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/jet-jaguar-kaiju-jetjaguar-gif-9817224

[honest dove]

I knew you were going to say that.

[fast flare]

It's called a bribe

[cedar bane]

yep i got those covered also

[onyx lark]

My name is Franklin and I have jaundice

[fast flare]

IDK then ask #mod_support

[honest dove]

Just eat your pc already

[cedar bane]

aight thanks XD

[fast flare]

Just shut up and put on the skirt

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ak47-gun-go-brrrr-feline-weaponry-animal-gun-gif-446625065755922104

[honest dove]

I knew you were going to say that.

[fast flare]

Doxxing is against server rules, delete this video of me

[neat moat]

Idk how to read im just a silly little guy

[honest dove]

I knew you were going to say that.

[neat moat]

silly little legs and arms

[onyx lark]

Oooh I get it so the joke is you're telling them to eat their pc which is something no one would expect you to say or do so it's humorous telling them to eat their pc as a solution to a problem, a form of irony 😃

[fast flare]

Mfs who say illiterate is free points:

[honest dove]

Eat your own spinal cord

[onyx lark]

It is

[oblique coral]

Does anyone know why I just died in 30 seconds? I got sick after eating a cooked cut up bacon strip and bacon bits, then also open a can of something and ate it. Then just died from an unknown non-zomification death

[fast flare]

Dead of tummy hurty

[onyx lark]

Penis worms

[oblique coral]

In 30 seconds?

[neat moat]

Your character just had enough

[oblique coral]

Or like 1 min

Wth killed me though

[fast flare]

Poisoning mechanics are weird yeah

[neat moat]

were they queasy

I think that's a sign

[honest dove]

Someone send me your bloody ribcage

[oblique coral]

Food poison? I used a knife but I dont think it had blood on it?

[oblique coral]

I was queasy yeah

[neat moat]

The food itself may have been the issue

[fast flare]

I'm using it, you can have a turn when I'm done

[neat moat]

Oh yeah you got sick

[onyx lark]

Evil bacon

[honest dove]

Okay!

[oblique coral]

I got sick from what though 😭?

[honest dove]

the ham

[oblique coral]

The bacon was cooked 😭

[fast flare]

Not enough ig

[fast flare]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-raw-its-fucking-raw-gordon-ramsay-raw-raw-fish-gif-23700556

[onyx lark]

There's a 5 percent chance for penis worms to be in bacon which can only be removed with bleach

[oblique coral]

Can you get sick from stale foods?

[onyx lark]

Ye

[neat moat]

ophelia, you'vehad enough time with your ribcage. Let Wingi have a turn with it now

[oblique coral]

Maybe something was stale

[karmic jetty]

wats the haps

[oblique coral]

If you can get sick from stale stuff

[karmic jetty]

dont tell me this is pz

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[tall glen]

we got to see Luna's feet earlier zee, where were you

[karmic jetty]

im bz

[fast flare]

Aww, 5 more minutes? 👉 👈 🥺

[oblique coral]

I'm pretty sure the bacon wasnt stale though

[honest dove]

Thanks mom!

[oblique coral]

Still have zero idea what killed me 😦

[lyric galleon]

bz hardly knew er

[oblique coral]

Be careful what ya eat I guess :/

[honest dove]

You are what you eat

[fast flare]

This is y I don't eat pork irl

[neat moat]

Muslim?

[livid notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1229631053530927114.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[fast flare]

No that shit just 2 risky

[neat moat]

fair

I've abstained from meat all together. But unrelated reasons

[lyric galleon]

i didnt know l1ght had access to zeerols emotes

which is mostly cat emotes

[livid notch]

Nah it's a gif

[neat moat]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/1dnwXLnGUnI-f0jhvP-IZcXqFyuxPVdbwumFVycfplw/%3Fsize%3D128%26quality%3Dlossless/https/cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1229631053530927114.gif

[lyric galleon]

emote sized gif

ferrero rocher of gifs

[fast flare]

I'm too picky for that, I would literally die if I didn't eat meat

[honest dove]

I need image perms

[karmic jetty]

mooper made that awhile back

[neat moat]

What do you like to munch on?

[livid notch]

[neat moat]

shit

[honest dove]

Car tires

[fast flare]

Certainly not that

[neat moat]

wow

wooooow

[karmic jetty]

waow

[fast flare]

Uh mostly I eat cereal and cheese noodles

[neat moat]

wat, those don't have meat though

please don't tell me you eat meat cereal

[polar kernel]

what a balanced diet

[honest dove]

Ever wonder why your car is missing the tires? Call 1-700-Wingi cuz I probably ate them

[neat moat]

she's British. Don't be mean it's a condition

[polar kernel]

BRITISH?

[fast flare]

Yeah I'll get some chicken wings every once in awhile so I don't turn into a skelington

[karmic jetty]

mena

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-are-you-british-british-your-mom-miku-gif-10809727938553525273

[neat moat]

zee will fail their first driving test

mark my words

[toxic relic]

mark?

https://tenor.com/view/mark-zuckerberg-last-breath-sans-last-breath-blink-gif-23885940

[fast flare]

I failed my first two doing tests TBH

[honest dove]

Markiplier?

[neat moat]

Well there are other ways to get things like protine. But I understand if it's hard with a picky diet

[karmic jetty]

let me break it down for u mark

[neat moat]

I got mine first try. Only 1 minor mistake ☺️

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-punch-markiplier-punch-attack-fight-gif-23206537

[toxic relic]

homicide

[fast flare]

Once because I couldn't find the e brake and the other because I drives on the wrong side of the road

[neat moat]

uh

WHAT???

[honest dove]

Minor? (Insert ghoti)

[neat moat]

how do you drive on the wrong side of the road?

[honest dove]

By steering to the wrong lane

[fast flare]

They made me drive a car with no turn signals so I had 2 drive with hand signals, which I had only learned earlier that day

[neat moat]

This doesn't explain how you drove on the wrong side

[karmic jetty]

u drive on left side

[tall glen]

I drive in the middle

[fast flare]

IDK I was distracted

[neat moat]

Well in other places it's right

[karmic jetty]

wrong

[honest dove]

I drive into the tree and walk home

[karmic jetty]

(im the leading cause of pz accidents)

[neat moat]

Ghoti goes where Ghoti pleases 😎

[tall glen]

guess what

[fast flare]

Found the speed demon user

[wraith dust]

Honk shoo 😴

[honest dove]

Real

[wraith dust]

Time to listen to Skyrim music and shleep

[neat moat]

Well I'm glad you made it eventually. You feel comfortable driving?

[fast flare]

I'm not convinced you're not a computer

[honest dove]

Goodnight vro 💔

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stewert-rage-pissed-off-angry-gif-189652034235049225

[dawn spade]

I got mine first time, but i was one more minor issue from failing

[fast flare]

Yeah I just treat it like bumper cars and it's way less stressful

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-gif-1834222127792525549

[polar kernel]

im the BEST driver!!!

[wraith dust]

Shleeeep

[livid notch]

I want missplums to do this to me

[honest dove]

Real

[neat moat]

I-... You must not get many passengers

[dawn spade]

Coz be told me to change lane but i just didnt wanna change lane at the time. I disagreed with his call, there was a car close to me, so he added a little bit to the route to allow me to make up for it.

[fast flare]

yes PLEASE shake me like a damn maraca

[wraith dust]

New Vegas

[honest dove]

[polar kernel]

i love how my scream was so loud u can hear it thru her mic 😭

[honest dove]

I love

[wraith dust]

I have a mr house inspired tattoo

[fast flare]

Haha, not many return customers in that regard, no

[honest dove]

Fire

[dawn spade]

Show us

[fast flare]

They don't get the vision ig

[neat moat]

They don't have vision

[honest dove]

🔥

[dawn spade]

I thought mr house was a little square robot guy

[tall glen]

indeed

[honest dove]

Now eat your hand

[wraith dust]

New Vegas my beloved

[dawn spade]

Im super shocked ur nails arnt perma coloured

[wraith dust]

Fallout my beloved

[tall glen]

Luna is cooler then I thought

[honest dove]

That's yes man and all the other guys

[neon bramble]

do you have a tattoo of every fallout game or something

[neat moat]

You a fallout 1 and 2 fan?

[dawn spade]

Im getting a darkest dungeon

[fast flare]

That's a separate issue. Safety glass is actually not that safe it turns out. At least not for your eyes.

[wraith dust]

It’s silly

[tall glen]

ME OVER HERE PLAYING FALLOUT BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL!

[honest dove]

All Fallouts are peak

Except 76

[dawn spade]

Some day

[neon bramble]

torchless ruins do it

[tall glen]

Fallout Tactics, nobody played that

[fast flare]

I herd it good now.

[wraith dust]

Feet

[honest dove]

It's good

[fast flare]

What am I looking at

[tall glen]

its fracking hard

[dawn spade]

Is ruins the only place torchless spawns shambler?

[honest dove]

I have it

[dawn spade]

I thought every where does

[neon bramble]

best torchless themr

[karmic jetty]

yippeee im homee

[neat moat]

From the few people that I drove with. They said I was a smooth driver. The only issues I seem to have is with other drivers

[neon bramble]

it spawns everywhere

[dawn spade]

Im getting darkest dungeon torch on my ankle

[honest dove]

Yippee woohoo

[wraith dust]

I actually sleep tho now

💤

[dawn spade]

https://tenor.com/view/petting-rabits-caring-love-caretaking-gif-1858029544273374352

[neat moat]

gn luna

[tall glen]

did you all play the Wasteland games, from the original fallout guys

[neat moat]

sweet fa dreams

[fast flare]

I drive very efficiently actually, most of the time. I just get distracted sometimes and smack into things.

[honest dove]

Goodnight vrother 💔

[karmic jetty]

[neon bramble]

I liked the story but I'm 50/50 on the combat

[neat moat]

I'd ask for pics of your car, but I'm worried if there is any car left

[dawn spade]

Idk if i consider it efficient to have to buy a new car everytime you drive

[fast flare]

rebooting

[neat moat]

efficiency is when I e fish in a sea

[dawn spade]

I used to drive a work van

[neat moat]

🐟

[tall glen]

I did an all clown party last time

[fast flare]

Actually I learned cars can last a pretty long time as long as you mostly smack into things slowly

[dawn spade]

I enjoyed running over those plastic road signs, uno the ones that are made to take a hit, flop on the floor and stand back up

[tall glen]

man Car Physics Improvement mod

learn it, love it

[neat moat]

https://youtu.be/6DTWH9kYAiY?si=qZFu7SJR-gMtMNY_

@toxic relic

[tall glen]

cars that actully accelerate

[fast flare]

I saw a mod on the workshop that adds more breakable stuff if u wanna check it out

[dawn spade]

Oh, are u talking about pz

Iv been talking irl

[neat moat]

ophelia are you more of a pz channel user? Haven't seen you here before much

[neat moat]

men will see this and go "hell yeah"

[toxic relic]

too much drip for you

[neat moat]

Bruh im soaking

[toxic relic]

[dawn spade]

Sea urchins wear rocks as helmets

[fast flare]

Til now yeah. But also I haven't been on the server long.

[neat moat]

don't be weird

[toxic relic]

soak deez nuts in his mouth

[dawn spade]

If you drop them hats they will put them on

[toxic relic]

gottem

[neat moat]

tf you mean ur a hammer

[toxic relic]

hammer is low

[neat moat]

hammer was me

[dawn spade]

Hammer is really low

[toxic relic]

yuh

[neat moat]

no

[toxic relic]

youre new

[dawn spade]

U get it in like 2 days

[neat moat]

hammer is a working man's role

[toxic relic]

real

[fast flare]

🤷‍♀️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[dawn spade]

Axe is working mans

[toxic relic]

proletariat man

[neat moat]

no

[toxic relic]

id say anything under the weebstick is working mans

[neat moat]

Axe is petty bourgeois

[toxic relic]

petit*

🤓

[dawn spade]

Plunger is, 80% chance u wont see me again

Hammer is, 50 50 im still getting the vibe

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-gif-24264380

[dawn spade]

Axe is i work here

[fast flare]

Ain't that what they call smol women

[dawn spade]

I think it just meas small

In general

[toxic relic]

unironically im down for this
im a stressed out dude i need my brain smashed

[neat moat]

brain massage

[tall glen]

I'm gonna sleep soon

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petite_bourgeoisie

[dawn spade]

https://tenor.com/view/petting-rabits-caring-love-caretaking-gif-1858029544273374352

[fast flare]

I'm down for petit boys anyday. Especially if they wearin skirts 😍

[toxic relic]

...

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

yes

turn the brain into sludge

[fast flare]

Man I dunno nothin about that hammer and sickle shit

[lyric galleon]

what

[dawn spade]

Why am i called out for this?

[tall glen]

this channel is brainrot

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[dawn spade]

I am macho

Big ass man

[livid notch]

[neat moat]

I am average man

[toxic relic]

the antithesis of that actually, which is why its shit

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/normal-leighmathers-leighnormal-leighm-gif-20709560

thats you

normal man

[neat moat]

bro y tf am I so white

[fast flare]

Manchester fans 📉

[dawn spade]

Peak averageness is not quite ed shearan

[toxic relic]

whitewashing

[naive flicker]

Chelsea 🥶

[neat moat]

real

[fast flare]

MF is sleep chatting, real?

[tall glen]

true

[neat moat]

he dream texting

[fast flare]

He got the neurochip

[dawn spade]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-troll-toll-danny-de-vito-gif-14220832

[toxic relic]

im unjacking myself from the mainframe if i ever sleep chat

[toxic relic]

what

[fast flare]

Y u always talking about dying hard and jacking it and shit

[neat moat]

I want to sleep

[dawn spade]

Idk what happened, something reminded me of it

[toxic relic]

gay man powers

[neat moat]

but all my frens r here

[fast flare]

weak.

[dawn spade]

Oh it was this

He looks like one of the actors

[lyric galleon]

jack

[toxic relic]

jake

[fast flare]

YO

[neat moat]

what

[neat moat]

real

professional loser

[dawn spade]

Absolute beginner

[fast flare]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FrlymHW0qU8 one of my favorite scenes ever

[toxic relic]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/988880052030693446/1273000998511706162/Untitled.gif?ex=679b2ad1&is=6799d951&hm=3fe6d192f03eb6669feb33511336f687c034010aa4e4dff1819441f304d885e8&=

[fast flare]

Great villian va

[naive flicker]

Damn

[neat moat]

not suprised

[naive flicker]

Guys what is your honest opinion on the goonicide?

[dawn spade]

Goon

[naive flicker]

Okay maybe i shouldn't have asked this

:D

[toxic relic]

i have no fucking idea what that is

[fast flare]

what's that supposed to mean

[tall glen]

I really think we need to stop making Villains gay, OR we should make all villains gay

[naive flicker]

Yea it's better that you don't know what it is

[tall glen]

pick one

[neat moat]

nothing :3

[toxic relic]

being evil is cool, being gay is cool, evil and gay is just more cool

[oblique coral]

Is stale foods okay to eat guys?

[dawn spade]

We should feed them the tap water half way through the movie to turn them gay

[toxic relic]

[fast flare]

Did Arsenal loose or something

[tall glen]

what next, heterosexual vampires??

[toxic relic]

gross

[fast flare]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenal_F.C._supporters

[toxic relic]

never

[dawn spade]

I feel like vampires should be asexual

[naive flicker]

No

[neat moat]

also

[dawn spade]

Them being horny in everything feels just incorect

[naive flicker]

Nah i wanna be hit by vampire baddies

[toxic relic]

i agree

[tall glen]

try the vampire masquerade vampires

[neat moat]

I can see arguments for both

[toxic relic]

ifunny tag

[fast flare]

I think they mostly exploit horny people for food, no?

[naive flicker]

Who came up with the idea of freaky vampires

[naive flicker]

Aren't those succubi?

[dawn spade]

Ye, and thats fine

[neat moat]

you ignored the last 3

[tall glen]

the sexual ones are just so because they have mental illness

[dawn spade]

Im pro vampires cosplaying as sucubi

[fast flare]

Even in that game you mostly just be eating on people

[naive flicker]

Profound mental disability

[dawn spade]

But like. Every vampire always has a loveinterest

[tall glen]

OPHELIA, I think they are making a new one

[toxic relic]

vampires were used as metaphors for 'deviance" in western culture and thus become icons for promiscuity

[neat moat]

yeah and it's not looking good

[tall glen]

I just remembered I bough bloodlines at christmas on sale

[fast flare]

They've made a bunch of masqurade games and most of them suck

[tall glen]

I will soon be talking to stop signs

[dawn spade]

And i get it. As a writer its hard to make a immortal implicitly op charecter interesting without a weakness like a human love interest

[naive flicker]

True true
It did irreversible damage but it was definitely worth it

[dawn spade]

But i just think its weak writing

[toxic relic]

anything that was considered 'impure' or 'deviant' was associated with vampires, this included intimacy and queerness for example

[fast flare]

Malkavian gang rise up

[tall glen]

I read that as literacy

[neat moat]

I like nosferotu

[toxic relic]

literacy

[tall glen]

ratsucker

[toxic relic]

erm

no slurs in chat

[tall glen]

ghoti is a dirty ratsucker

[fast flare]

The new one? I heard it good

[tall glen]

oh sorry

[naive flicker]

Rat

[dawn spade]

Skaven

[toxic relic]

the rats will revolt

anon is first

[honest dove]

When we ganging up on the midgets

[neat moat]

ehh, it was in the game. They are basically monster looking Vampires that do stealth (cus if they're seen they break the rules)

[neat moat]

problem?

[fast flare]

Oh but there's a new nosforatu movie also I think

[dawn spade]

Why does everyone have this vide9

[toxic relic]

theater gays know how to go hard

[tall glen]

I post it everywhere

[neat moat]

it's related yes

well

the name of the two, idk about movie

[tall glen]

would I accept vampirism

yes

I dont go out in the sun anyway

[toxic relic]

id rather be a zombie

[fast flare]

Why the rat on the right kinda 😳

[dawn spade]

I dont wanna be a shitty vamp

[toxic relic]

or some other cryptid

orc

ogre

[dawn spade]

Gen one or no take

[toxic relic]

holy shit

id be an ogre

[tall glen]

cause they are ballet dancers

[toxic relic]

no hesitation

[neat moat]

ogren are kinda ehh

[tall glen]

you already are an ogre

[fast flare]

pro ballet dancers are hardcore tbh

[lyric galleon]

hesitation is defeat

[tall glen]

you have layers

[toxic relic]

onion

[dawn spade]

Like a cake

[toxic relic]

i hate cake

onion

[dawn spade]

U are a cKe

[tall glen]

onion cake

[dawn spade]

Onion cake

[fast flare]

I'm squonk

[neat moat]

bro doesn't have cake that's why he hates it

[tall glen]

fuck I am supposed to be asleep

[toxic relic]

i dont need it

[dawn spade]

I tucked you in

[lyric galleon]

close ur phone

[dawn spade]

Get back to sleep

[tall glen]

is that whats thats called

[neat moat]

he said, soying

[fast flare]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squonk

[toxic relic]

im not the one that needs load bearing structures

[tall glen]

my dinner was coffe and tiny pies

[dawn spade]

Cough

[tall glen]

so sleep might not arrive

[neat moat]

this explains so much

[fast flare]

PIE EATER PIE EATER HAHAHA

[proud pebble]

Man what the hell is going on in NYC

[lyric galleon]

ophelia how do you induce mass schizophrenic episodes in gen chat

[neat moat]

wtf this mean even 😭

[toxic relic]

subtext

innuendo

[lyric galleon]

means youre a woman

[toxic relic]

i think i was smart

im a smart fella

youre a fart smella

[neat moat]

youre either a smart fella or a fart smella

[tall glen]

why not both

[lyric galleon]

did you know if you point your finger at someone, you have 3 fingers pointing back

[tall glen]

I point all fingers at people

[fast flare]

ERM, I'm contributing valuable discourse. Otherwise why would I be leveling up from it

[tall glen]

like a wizard

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-hand-pointing-gif-12475410

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-magic-lion-witch-narnia-dont-recite-gif-14879671

[fast flare]

I'm a cartoon character so it's actually only 2, idiot

[lyric galleon]

go sleep

[lyric galleon]

im gonna turn u to an idiot

dummy even

[neat moat]

what genre you from?

[fast flare]

dummy thick maybe

[toxic relic]

the way you spelt that

youre saying youre stupid

[neat moat]

who

[toxic relic]

ophelia

[neat moat]

damn

[lyric galleon]

were treating ophelia like a chatbot from 2015

[toxic relic]

thick is colloquial word for stupid
thicc means yknow

[neat moat]

thick with 3 cs

[fast flare]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i71lIBizbvc

[toxic relic]

card, conversation and confirmation?

[neat moat]

Horrifying

[neat moat]

deny defend depose

[fast flare]

Culture is cyclical I'm actually ahead of my time

[toxic relic]

spike lee warned us

[fast flare]

Dr. Livesey is my favorite anime character fuck you

[neat moat]

HES SCARRRYTT

[fast flare]

Yeah he's supposed to scare you into not drinking or something

[neat moat]

really?

[fast flare]

Yeah Soviet anti drinking cartoon

Didn't work too good ig

Still a cool cartoon

Why stinky keep typing but not sending

[tall glen]

what you mean no drink?? will die!

[neat moat]

hes writing an essay

you scared him

[toxic relic]

?

[fast flare]

"essay"

[toxic relic]

dr livesly is a side character from treasure island

[toxic relic]

eating

[neat moat]

deez nuts?

[fast flare]

sorry for scaring you stinky I didn't know you were pee chat shy

[toxic relic]

chips

waiting for gnocchi

[neat moat]

what

[toxic relic]

i bought gnocchi, im waiting for it to cook

so we eatin chips

and beer

good beer

[neat moat]

no idea what that is but cool 👍

[karmic jetty]

gnocchi the rock

[fast flare]

Treasure island is a side character in Dr. Livesey

[neat moat]

wait you're cooking beer?

[toxic relic]

no

drinking it

[neat moat]

how is a land mass a side character???

[toxic relic]

RAHHHHHH

bro you are taking the piss on purpose

[neat moat]

im just eepy

[tall glen]

macaroni is pasta, but not all pasta is macaroni

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-trapped-kitten-speech-bubble-gif-25553629

[neat moat]

hes just like me frfr

[toxic relic]

hungry man 🤝 tired man

we must reconcile

[neat moat]

ima miss you guys gals and nonbinary palls

[toxic relic]

are you dying

[fast flare]

IDK Russians on the internet said they turned him into an anti drinking psa

[karmic jetty]

is joever

[surreal mirage]

You're joever

[neat moat]

sleep is death in another sense

[karmic jetty]

joever i hardly know er

[toxic relic]

rest well comrade

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[surreal mirage]

Zeerol how much did you like necesse

[fast flare]

Could be the other way around. U ever read zhangzi?

[neat moat]

nope, is it good?

[fast flare]

Once upon a time, I dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a butterfly. I was conscious only of my happiness as a butterfly, unaware that I was myself. Soon I awaked, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly, dreaming I am a man

[toxic relic]

taoism

[fast flare]

They turned it into a religion so it must be

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/rampage-jason-door-break-reverse-caption-gif-20701633

[karmic jetty]

about as much as playing any other games with anyone

[surreal mirage]

[karmic jetty]

dream of butterfly or is life a dream

[surreal mirage]

I bought the game so i might get it for you and xal

[karmic jetty]

cny gift

[neat moat]

oh this poem. It is nice, I like it

[toxic relic]

zhuang zhou

[surreal mirage]

I read that they're planning on adding more bosses and progression when 1.0 releases

[fast flare]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm-f7r0SPiA

[neat moat]

Well frens, I should probably really go

[toxic relic]

its part of one of the main texts taoism

[neat moat]

you take friends from here ophelia?

[fast flare]

I have dat shit on my nightstand, real

[fast flare]

Dah

[neat moat]

bueno

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/psy-drive-by-fart-gif-9961551

[karmic jetty]

ziahongshu

[surreal mirage]

xiaohongshu actually

-100 social credit

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/serio-no-nop-robot-robot-down-gif-12270251

[karmic jetty]

ur still wrong

its xiahongshu

[heavy vector]

Any good servers?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-rocket-gif-4714559

[fast flare]

Was gonna take a pic but it's under some shit. I have it tho, trust

[toxic relic]

its 小红书 actually

[karmic jetty]

englis only

[fast flare]

Perma incoming

Was good knowing you stinky o7

[toxic relic]

Xiǎohóngshū isnt english either, its pinyin

[neat moat]

Did you know that julius Caesar never said "I love you"? That's because he never spoke English

[toxic relic]

youre a hippo zee

[toxic relic]

julius can eat my nuts

[tall glen]

goodnight for reals

[toxic relic]

id shiv him

[fast flare]

Et tu, stinky?

[karmic jetty]

yulyus kaizar

[fast flare]

Final3.0(real)(actual)_final.txt

[toxic relic]

Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar!
Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead!
Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets.
Some to the common pulpits, and cry out
'Liberty, freedom, and enfranchisement!'

act 3 scene 1 bro

i know that shit

[fast flare]

I memorized it for English in like 10th grade and forgot it instantly

[surreal mirage]

You're missing the o in xiao

[toxic relic]

haha valid

[surreal mirage]

-100 social credit

[toxic relic]

Xiǎohóngshū is the official pinyin

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-14317670277085954258

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

[naive flicker]

Glory to China 🙏

Uhhh idk

[toxic relic]

why did you do that

[fast flare]

I have the book how many social credits do I get?

[toxic relic]

people really just yap before thinking

[naive flicker]

Xiaohongshu

[surreal mirage]

+20 social credit

[naive flicker]

Besides

I own a Xiaomi

[fast flare]

If it wasn't valuable they wouldn't give you exp for it

[toxic relic]

[toxic relic]

crazy thought

[naive flicker]

These phones are truly peak

[toxic relic]

you need to yap much longer mate

[fast flare]

I'm 1 level more valuable than I was an hour ago

[hardy mural]

You are rank #160 at level 24 with 28,688 experience. (212 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 90%

[naive flicker]

They decreased the XP gain

[surreal mirage]

Fartass is close

[toxic relic]

its 1-3.4 exp/message/minute

[toxic relic]

im a miserable man

working these mines

[naive flicker]

Used to be 4-6

I think

[fast flare]

What the minute mean

[surreal mirage]

Yearning for the mines

[naive flicker]

Minecraft

[toxic relic]

you get max 3.4 exp per minute

[karmic jetty]

yawning for the mines

[fast flare]

Should be by character or word imo

[toxic relic]

why

this isnt a hs essay

[fast flare]

Mfs be typing in

Tiny

Little

Sentences

[toxic relic]

hence the minute cap

[fast flare]

Ig they don't know about that

[toxic relic]

otherwise youd have to track how many words each member types every message

what counts as a word as well

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/think-meme-thinking-memes-memes-2024-gif-6703217797690493255

[toxic relic]

balls.

[stone nexus]

🤝

[karmic jetty]

ballington

[fast flare]

Idk how good the discord api is, but it should be that hard if it's decent

[fast flare]

Anime pfp 👀

[naive flicker]

Tutorial how to install PZ on Windows XP

[fast flare]

Step 1: download bonzai

[naive flicker]

Step 2: download TempleOS

https://tenor.com/view/cia-terry-terry-a-davis-terry-a-davis-got-the-moves-cool-dance-gif-14065988

[fast flare]

Chat went quiet for 0.00001 seconds and my ADHD already trying to find something else to do, real

[naive flicker]

Real

[dawn spade]

This is way

Long sentence too brain

Little sentence make most sense

[fast flare]

Why use many word when less is just as good

[karmic jetty]

why

[fast flare]

y

[karmic jetty]

[naive flicker]

When the

[fast flare]

ㅤ

[naive flicker]

The

[winged estuary]

How to fix brita weapon pack not working? I even use abundant loot

[surreal mirage]

The

[fast flare]

ㅤ

[winged estuary]

What

[naive flicker]

No

[livid notch]

The

[lyric galleon]

th

[livid notch]

T

[surreal mirage]

When

[fast flare]

ᅠ

[half kettle]

ᅠ

[fast flare]

They patched the other invisible char, sad

I hope they didn't patch my secret one

[toxic relic]

[median basalt]

Someone knows how to see the log of the game?

[dawn spade]

.

~ ~

. _

[surreal mirage]

Logofthegame

[toxic relic]

trust me

[surreal mirage]

Lotg's backyard log

[toxic relic]

nasko cut down that tree

i was there

[surreal mirage]

Were you the tree?

[toxic relic]

...

[dawn spade]

How many wood gases are in that?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-hurt-feelings-sad-man-gif-5637956

[toxic relic]

i fucking hate this

thats not what wood gas is

[half kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347598466404319244/1333919875818590258/RDT_20241221_1347222593613166274700844_-_Copy_6.jpg?ex=679aa531&is=679953b1&hm=e05e194ca3e8d4683e82fb474d8fa6d3f5b8536379bb640c676b88b4df183a87&

[dawn spade]

False. Tree farts gas

You said it yoursslf

[toxic relic]

im the fart man

i know my fart

i did not say that

[surreal mirage]

Therefore fartss is a tree

[surreal mirage]

I rest my case

[toxic relic]

#general_chat message

i have my logs

you cant take me bro

[surreal mirage]

Tree logging logs

[toxic relic]

log on deez nuts

[fast flare]

They patched it :((((

Used to be a zero length invisible char you could post

឵឵឵

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-27431140

[fast flare]

Oh that one still works pog

[toxic relic]

im going to play video game for two days

should i play elden ring

[livid notch]

Yes

[toxic relic]

to celebrate waita-

[livid notch]

Mommy rellena

[toxic relic]

men please?

what can i look forward to

[fast flare]

https://tenor.com/view/godrick-godrick-the-grafted-godrick-the-golden-blingee-picmix-gif-12425712767914430488

Depends what ur into ig

[toxic relic]

i see

[livid notch]

No men

[toxic relic]

boo

why am i playing it then

does it have good lore

[livid notch]

Idk

Ask jaime

[toxic relic]

[strange spruce]

ჭთ

what

WHAT.

[livid notch]

[trail palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286415315986813133/1332063164950515822/3dgifmaker87376.gif

[strange spruce]

what DID I DO

[fast flare]

There's a hot wizard dude

[honest dove]

Come on

[fast flare]

Roger or something

[honest dove]

Teacher let us go

[toxic relic]

im a competent man

ill find smth

[honest dove]

I want to play project opioid

[strange spruce]

best i can give you is a hydrogen bomb

[toxic relic]

british pov

[honest dove]

Real

[fast flare]

https://tenor.com/view/rogier-elden-ring-happy-birthday-gif-1320202247157463963

[strange spruce]

in your mailbox

specifically

[honest dove]

British when opioids in china

[surreal mirage]

Log of the game

[toxic relic]

bro looks like a mushroom elf

respect

[fast flare]

Radagon was prolly hot pre shattering. Still kinda hot after

[strange spruce]

[toxic relic]

depressed ariel

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/log-log-tricks-timber-tricks-amazing-timber-gif-13064622

HUH

[strange spruce]

yummer chimkn

[fast flare]

I think logging is literally THE most dangerous job lol

[toxic relic]

no

sulfur mining

[fast flare]

Department of labour statistics says otherwise

[toxic relic]

usa?

waht about global

[fast flare]

Not tracked accurately 🤷‍♀️

[toxic relic]

exactly

statistics is a precarious source at best

🤓

[fast flare]

...wah

......wha

[lyric galleon]

become a potassium miner

[toxic relic]

no

i dont want to work in the mines

[fast flare]

Underwater potassium metal miner

[fast flare]

https://tenor.com/view/shush-maher-rashid-gif-21308655

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[lyric galleon]

lotg how do i pass time at work without blunt head trauma

[dawn spade]

Penis

[stone nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[fast flare]

https://tenor.com/view/axts-porn-gif-5028893

[dawn spade]

Try working

[fast flare]

Buy some edibles

[lyric galleon]

theres nothing to work son

[toxic relic]

graphic design is my passion

[lyric galleon]

i fuckinrg worked everything

ive plowed all i could

[toxic relic]

work on yourself

[dawn spade]

Not all, 😉

[stone nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[trail palm]

I SQUARE TO GOD

[fast flare]

Chat I'm cold someone come snuggle me OwO

[trail palm]

❌

[lyric galleon]

i cant plow something that hr’s going to want to hear about

[toxic relic]

these edits

are

[dawn spade]

Hr has no business in what happens in the storage closet

[fast flare]

https://tenor.com/view/pewdiepie-maha-foamyisgay-comedy-cringe-gif-17391743

[toxic relic]

hmm

[trail palm]

Are

[dawn spade]

Also i dont appreciate being caller a somethint

[toxic relic]

charming

theyre charming

[stone nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-triple-embed-fail-gif-27612196

[lyric galleon]

is the storage closet a independent border state

[trail palm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1115999441539837962/1137599881238827159/kitty_typing-1.gif

[dawn spade]

Ill be your storage closet

[fast flare]

https://tenor.com/view/you-need-to-be-killed-vinny-assisted-living-you-need-to-die-just-die-gif-23643404

[toxic relic]

stop

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-quadruple-embed-fail-gif-27612249

[dawn spade]

Try it again