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within 5m yes
glorious
god i love paralysis XD
BEST EFFECT
me and the bois had a bossfight with a tanky dude and i just paralyzed em on turn one
turned into this meme
thats why legd actions exist
(I'm still nuking bosses down with the power of the sun)
not if you kill em fast enough XD
do u wanna talk abt universal v nintendo 1983
i wanna talk abt universal v nintendo 1983
how it feels to fight a paladin
bro i was being nice too
i wanted to go echoknight + paladin
nintendos villain origin story
the echo can cast divine smite too
one thing that confuses the fuck out of me
apparently warlock pact weapon extra attack stacks with martial extra attacks
so yes if you really wanted it a 3 class multiclass is cursed but kind of makes sense
*if you're not picking up fighter extra attack
does 42.1 have multiplayer? if not, how long do you think we will have to wait for this?
Id honestly opt for a cursed item instead
no deals just the blad slowly killing or corrupting you
I meant cursed in regards to having 3 classes
unless yer talking about warlock conceptually
i do like the idea of a hexblade echo knight
bros soul being fractured that it literally manifests as minions
minions
tonight
thats u chat

what the fuck is 'soundmoji'
wat
do you know what that is
u fucking know what that means zee
I have been disrespected
yw
I challenge you to a fight to the death in armed combat
when i pack 6 different cans of food it packs as tomato and then all my canned foods turn into canned tomatoes

What
youre aware that would only end in your veritable death?
It is just a cosmetic effect or does it literally change the items
dont interact with the new members ghoti
Oh
they havent passed the trials yet
I could have sworn I've seen them
ghotsi
skill issue
I was going to say I appreciate your observation
tomato alchemist
However I must resign my compliments

gurren lagann
Oh
What on earth
I prefer my observation
nah
mega super drill
Yah
You're all wrong
No
been a long time since I watched it
Did you see cuba do a rugpull
maybe I should rewatch it at some point
yes
You must know I take little joy in watching guant humanoid robots. But that is a matter of taste
They seem less robot and more human
He has a head for one
Bipedal
Talks like a human too
I liked the design direction they went for in the matrix second renaissance
It's not about definitions. I just don't like seeing the same type of robots in media
Like the "they learn to love like a human" is tiresome to me
valid
gurren lagann doesnt really have mechanical robots
its energy mechs
kind of
It sounds stupid, but so far I really like issac from the orville. He is very much a robot
so far anways
What is an energy mech?
Like they shoot more lasers than usual?
When are bikes coming to pz Blud
Why do they hold a humanoid form of they're made of energy?
Couldn't they be more
let me find the word
yes
man i wish vorkath actually moved rather than sitting in one place when fighting him
they are more of what you think
YOURE ONLY MISSING A SINGULAR LIMB,WALK YOU STUPID ZOMBIE DRAGON BASTARD RAAAH
Illusive? Like a blob
Are they.... more than meets the eye?
less figurative [as in human fiure]
...
oh god
Im not the robo giga nerd here
im robo giga nerd man
neither am i am just a osrs nerd
🤓
osrs?
yeah
i hate runescape
chilling at trade haul is very chill
i did go to trade world a day ago and there was a entire riot there so thats great
like 10+ people with smite on just walking around in a circle at grand exchange
and more just standing around yelling
🧍♂️ 🧍♂️ - -
tbag them
you are easy to read
youd be surprised how much that isnt true is in person
but im glad im direct enough online
i gotta get more quests done those new bosses they added look fun
my name isnt shirlock
You need to have a relatively high IQ to understand that reference
oh one of them got fucking sanity bar great
Gen is a dumpster
fun.
I am mearly taking out the trash
no
youre adding to it
if you were taking it out youd engage in more...cerebral conversation
i fancy thou dost wonder, fool
You haven't promted me to engage in a diologue of significance
I cannot, as they say, read your mind
nothings more satisfying than selling off all the fucking loot from bossing
it seems my 'prompting' is just above your meager understanding. quite telling
Is it reasonable to have one go on an archeological expedition to decipher and decript the meaning behind your chicken scratches?
pray, elucidate for us what you think best exemplifies my kitsching
From what I and the research team can gather is essentially dribbled complaining. Quite common for this culture. They took an almost religious ferver in complaining
Stink maybe you can help me
a fitting prize to cap the gen'rous train i have devised
sure
Should I cook the nuggies or the tater tots
Really?
mr snakeass, certified worth decider
yes.
Or are you "taking the piss"
the texture
Always have been
Really?
im having issues with map mods none are loading into my multiplayer games would like some help if possible ?
I dont think you've grown much
damn
- Are you sure they’re multiplayer compatible, and are activated correctly
- #mod_support
hold on cant talk i got another youtube comment
is chat in the room with us?
ur in my phone
My whole life...
My struggles and strife
all within the confines of your mobile device?
im glad i impart some poetic brevity into chat
maybe we will all spout drivel in iambic pentameter

do u want to talk abt universal v nintendo 1983
The emoji is completely black for me
more ominous that way
I was born in the new millennium
I have no concept of this archaic device
Calm down
You were born last century grandma
ewww who does that anymore
You are not worthy of it
i know more of the shuffleverse than u ever will
One can always learn
I can't think of a good follow up
Bro broke their wrist
no crumbs
on
Im not sure actually
dead center
I see
WHY AM I DOXXING MYSELF JFC
People born last century yapp
me fr
i mean exactly 2000
So what
honestly its rly weird to be "born last century" & not even 30 yet who made it work like that
January 1?
im entitled to this information :/
So why do you keep emphasizing that you were born "exactly on 2000"
a saint couple thousand years ago
whats the best rap bar of all time
If you don't share your social security number you will make keys sad
i need SSNs to live :(
How could you keep this from her you monster
canibus has some fucking fire bars
"'Cause whenever the head is severed from the human body with a sharp enough weapon
The brain remains conscious for ten seconds
Long enough for me to give you one last message
And when you get to Hell, you can tell Lucifer I said it"
-buckingham palace
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somone. Is the recoil"
my what
it's an air fryer
close enough
And it's a timer on my phone
you did not just insinuate that
e🅱️ic embed fairlure
thanks
you have brought dishonor upon your family name keys
so wait plungies cant send pics or gifs but videos are alright?
legacies r stupid
No
0 embed perms
im endearing myself to the plungers so that they will remember what i did for them
a man of hte people
erm
Look at the flag
hm?
ha! thats gay
🇵🇸

🫡
f off
ok
You sounded so sad in my head
Salute 🫡
why cant u
He doesnt have arms
you can salute in spirit
We can all stand salute
it's not the same
tots was a good idea stink

How old are u stinkhouse?
old as the boulders in the highlands
3
I will inform your mate
indeed
be warned
in mine i sounded super hungry & then went to the kitchen
sure
That... legitamately one of the grossest things iv ever read
then i realised they meant my bf
You are a person of action. I aspire to be you
can we clown on ghoti for saying it
Ghoti get ur shit together. No more of.... that
yes
i thought u could swim
It is a recreational sport
when they add multiplayer in unstable version? I cant... I need it right now
youve endeavored to endear yourself to chat and have mustered a spectacular failure
only i can do that
Who did?
Sometimes you have to take an L inorder to secure the W
who
All
who is all?
Everyone i like
Stinkname fartass scaring off pz chatters
we spawn in 
Who's we
yo whats that up there
There's more than one zeerol?
im scaring the chatters

Id there ?
thats my passion and goal
im playing some game uve never heard of
@subtle gust u mean this guy?
wat
It was the second name under zee
who is that guy
How did gamba go
didnt gamba
Is it one of the games you saw as a kid? What was its name, Tennis for two?
Or perhaps Ur?
gonna stream nikki later tonight

new update soon so i gotta catch up with the main story
Gamba streams when
no i havent heard of those
but i think the most obscure games ive ever played r literally like. multiplayer
Tender for the first time in Australia 🇦🇺
so u may have heard of what im playing at any given time
In Singapore
it's alright, memory gets fuzzy after 60 years
I miss doing that. I did the thing where u just cick the choices ur predictive text suggests
Next to a very scary looking taxi driver
He stares into your soul when you make eye contact
Ur in singapore bub?
Yes
Trye
bub is around the world
wheres my souvenir bub
ur gonna feel a certain way abt this in like 5 yrs
Got here like 20 minutes ago
Ah
Don’t you live like an hour flight away from Singapore?
Become a kick streamer 
Why do u speak france then
Something like that
Huh
Le is french
Come stai?
Ur identity is being french
That's the second person who thought zeerol was french
Bene grazie
le sigh
Lego
el le
bars 🔥
try us
keys are you a gamer?
Not to mention the one "zee" iv ever met was south african.
i dont have post mortem...
no? wtf
keys is a nogamer
i have never done anything to u &u say this to me
Keys hates media
Well they do live very close to south Africa tbf
Oh you've done plenty
I am being merciful
15 seconds · Clipped by homekeys · Original video "Still Life Playthrough Part 8: I Like My Family Jewels" by RPGDeLarge
Woah
OMG YOU SAVE YT CLIPS TO SEND TO PPL TOO????
no just this one
He did a massive burp, and then looked over at me twice to find a reaction
hmph
Imagine some old Singaporean man randomly lets out a ripper of a burp and then looks directly at you for a reaction
So.... the guy you thought was a bit weird, burped in your face. And now uv realised his just a chill guy...
i gotta be honest if this was how someone phrased "stop interviewing sw" to me i would also get my ass knocked out
No it’s just so fucking funny
Ill take eleven inchies
not what that means! give that man twelvechies for ur transgressions
When humanity dies, this will be all that is left of us
ur not just saying that? o:

hmmm
Im hearing a lot of barely repressed homophobia in chat rn
it has come to my attention that apparently the decepticon shockwave is often depicted to have big badonkas
Huh?
i can see why now
where
i never said tenchies & inches were mutually exclusive
mine
so its tenchies
when u have a cat its not attention anymore its tenchies
but i no longer have a cat
so we have to give that burping man attention or something
Huh

Must be some last millenia humor
I dont
Are you an orange cat by any chance zee
Are you calling attention tenchies as a sort of alternative
To give something tenchies
tenkaichi
HAHAHAHAHA
why is there so much space there
Where?
there
Here
WHAT THE
OH GLOB
is all in le head

I SWEAR THERE WAS SPACE UNDERNEATH THE COUNT
i stg first nausea now a headache its not even that late yet
i feel like the concepts i proposed were not that far out there
when u have a cat u say stupid shit all the time
???
Where is the correlation
theres less of a generational difference here & more that u lack imagination
It is fine
Because there isnt one bro clueless
I have a cat fym bro
thiscannot be the first time anyones heard that ppl baby talk to their pets
Is baby talking saying stupid shit
i feel like im in the twilight zone rn
I dknt baby talk my cat atleast
yes??? is tenchies not stupid shit to say
people baby talk spiders so
Tenchies???
because he's an idiot
????
my family baby talks my cat all the time, apparently cats like it when you do that cuz they know its specifically for them
*my cat is, to clarify
mine is unfortunately very clever & she needs to be humbled
it sounds silly until you see it
i call her beebaw
and then when you see it it looks insane
just some silly lil guys
i might be wrong here but its a tone of voice thing, same with dogs
it is rly funny my roommate to her cat is like "hi bb hi bb hi 🤗" i talk to mine like "the beast wants tenchies. beebaw says its lap time"
I do it for you
U fucking monster
I have to be the owner u fail to be
Im not really the owner
and all the other cats try to chase me but heres my tenchies so call me baby
And give ur cat cuddles and goodgy goodgy goos
my cat hates being picked up so whenever we hold her we call it sky prison
I hate picking my dog up
it all makes sense now
She still likes it, and seems really happy about being cuddled
But shes just so old. Its so easy to accidently hurt her that picking her up feels like something to be very conservative with
heheheh penne
my dog is a sausage so she can be held like a giant swiss roll
Shredded riccotta
ugh why must my body cause me so much suffering
hi light
i have the aircon on why am i so hot
Ello 
are u sick
the nefarious fever:
or is your ac broken
Always been 
not a good sign ig
i am the WORST sick person
i complain NONSTOP
u think im bad here
just u wait
i turn into a real bitch
the tissues running out 
yknow if u want in on the relationship all u gotta do is ask /j
that was a very sus compliment dude
i find that without using the /j shit everyone gets real confused
saving this
Eh in my own perspective not really
usually people say pretty as a platonic compliment i never rlly see hot used that way, atleast from my perspective
^
Hot is a mostly platonic compliment
is it..?
uh
Maybe I've just lost the plot
idk
ur standards are low
Wait, u said pretty
anyways, light, ik ur only being friendly
I don't get compliments often myself so if I were called hot I'd be flustered
Bro pretty is an entirely innocent compliment
Like, to me, that's a bit more than 'you look cool'
yeah i agree w this
If ur not calling ur female friends pretty ur lowkey kinda a cunt
oh?😭
Be nice to ur friends
all my compliments are related to my intellect so a compliment on my appearance is nice
i second this
I agree the only women you should be calling ugly is your sister
quite literally this, i get called 'so smart' by my family all the time and i legit have no idea why
my little sister calls me ugly all the time, can confirm
Are u smart
That could be it
I have no way to verify or proclaim my own intelligence
I simply am
Idk maybe it was cus I was super into astronomy as a kod
well i still am
computer literacy 🔥
yeah that’d do it
I am not literate with computer software whatsoever lmfao
It's not a sibling relationship if you are not trying to piss off each other 24/7
scratch the relationship part, my sister’s more fucked in the head than i am
I've been told I have a gift in writing and that I'm really clever in space/geography - words of teachers and my parents, whether I'd agree with them is a different story
speaking of family
same with the writing, i got a really high percentage score on our country’s english national exams, something like 0.1% or so
or maybe not
damn
yeah honestly i think its bullshit cuz i remember what i submitted for that exam and it was not my best
First of all awesome congrats! Secondly yeah, I mean I do actually write to my own credit but, idk, I got like a 8 in English literature/writing which is roughly an...A+?
I won a lot of writing contests as a kid but then due to not ideal events I stopped writing
You lose motivation to write easier than car keys
writing contests cost money so i never did one
My situation was getting groomed related so there is mild trauma attached unfortunately
one of these days ill put pen to paper again
it'll happen
i write all the time tho
Completely understandable
maybe a best seller will pop into my head who knows
man i dont remember if I've ever competed in anything 
also yeah, having trauma attached to a creative outlet must suck
The people I've shown my writing said they loved it but I'm super critical of myself so I always just give up lol
Im starved for competition tbh
awwwww
Sho nuff
if anything the best thing I've competed in is being more disappointed in myself than my asian parent 
I crave competition and yet I see no opportunity at the moment to sate the hunger
all my pets are fucking ugly dawg why cant i have shit like that
i just dont like losing
I'm not insanely competitive outside of the odd game of Uno, so I'm very mild in how much time I take to write
Trivial things like competitive video games dont do it for me
the hunger is not sated at all
i once made a short video about my uno anger
I need to do things I perceive as worthwhile
You should get a world record in something super niche then
Tbh I was thinking of getting into shooting sports
Sounds cool
and that is where i take steps away
idk guns and similar irk me
what do you have to be afraid of
a weapon
irl at least they irk me
Guns should scare nobody
If you want to fear anything fear the intentions of the one behind the gun
idk about that, man
The fact that theres 0 licencing required to own and operate a bow in australia kinda annoys me
why
yeah but how many people do you know here who own one?
misfiring
i personally know none
the scary part about guns is when an idiot is carrying em
Dont hang around idiots?
Coz its a projectile weapon iv had since i was litterally 12
This fixes a lot of things
Why the fuck did they give me, a 12 year old a projectile weapon
And that's a problem because?
I do not have the patience to be a range safety officer
maybe you should ask nerf why they exist
I keep one in the boot of my car
what do you use the bow for even
i've fired a gun at an event once and it was bolted to a wall facing only one direction
I should just sell it
There is nothing more liberating than a rifle of your own
I had good intentions of getting decent with it, having a bit of fun, maybe even hut some pest species some time
But u just never got around to it
i live in the UK so that's pretty much a fantasy
I pulled it out exactly once in the last year
ive always been very antigun tbh
Most people who own weapons have good intentions 
yall got knives
fuck u mean
i will forever be afraid of any kind of weapon ranging from knives, scissors, to firearms.
a weapon means chance of death, and i cannot read the intention of people (and i cant dodge bullets)
owning a gun in most places is a shitton of paperwork
The arguments against weapons only serve authoritarian means
No the good intention of just, getting use out of it. Im not accusing everyone ever of being fucking crazy
You'll find most people who actively carry knives on them are the biggest idiots ever
Oh you mean not letting it collect dust
And? You mean to say you have been struggling with the urge to shoot people or fire into the crowd since 12?
Murder kittie is on patrol
Ye

I got myself a license but I never got around to acquiring a pistol
weapons shouldnt need to be commonplace, but humans are just such violent creatures that now people are getting their own just to feel safe from others
That's how it has been for all of history
Nothing changed
ik and I HATE IT
the real skill of olympic archers
And also the parents of kids who got gunned down in the school they dropped them off at that morning
That a airsoft?
I found the gun-grabbers a seat for the debate
Due to the failings of the state who could have done more 
Of course.. ur right
ugh this whole topic makes me nauseous im gonna go clean up
The gun has never been the problem
Brave shocking take...people....bad...
The fools who built a society where people are ill enough to commit such acts are at fault
It is true that the state failed to provide a enriching environment that encourages rather than discourages kids
Of course its true that the world could be better
I simply dont think disarming the common working class man is the solution
If anything you should fear that more than the gun itself
Its also true that the world isnt better. And no significant improvement are actively being made. So lets at least stop discouraged children from having easy access to murder
I settled years ago
Out of doomerpill
I mean, take your timeout if you want it. Just letting yall know
What are they getting timed out for?
This probably falls under politics for whatever reason
Politics, probably.
is this patch the release for Multiplayer ???
Like when they strike something from record in the courtroom, everyone already heard me
No...

im so sad 😦
Patch notes are on the front page.
Better sad than angry and hysterical when they release MP on top of the current pile of bugs it still has.
Marijuana or sex. Sometimes chocolate.
Hope that helps
nah, mp will probably be on a stable build
Those all sound dreadfully boring 
The last thing I want is another multiplying Hana Sandwich that fills up a container due to desync and becomes unable to empty.
Then you're doing the wrong ones
sandwich duplication
the unlimited pancake stove
Well, I mean that this waiting is making me nuts xd
No bird no we are already done with that issue.
but how will I feed my family
We solved the mystery of the spontaneously-combusting oven.
I'm not gonna play till the mp is released, I play it with friends 😦
😦
Bye
Did we solve the issue of infinitely butcherable rabbits in the fridge
im also waiting for stable but not because of friends, my laptop just aint running it rn
Good ?
Why don't you go help those bugdivers out? More than half of the population are there pulling the DSS over and yet they haven't taken a single planet.
crashing
I never realized how much switching meds suck ass
The dingus!
dingoid

Hey, dont mind me, I've been helping in each MO since release xD
oh trust me bro, it is HORRID
oh ur back
I feel likem y ADHD is stronger
hi again
am in pay to lose mode right now
Good morning
i brought a single wild female juvenile rabbit into my chicken farm since it just so happened to come to my base on her own
she was the only rabbit in my farm so i placed her next to the chickens and went to sleep overnight she duplicated herself into hundreds all of those rabbits are the same female rabbit
As the saying goes.
rabbit activities
Uhhh takes one to know one or something
good afternoon
Yeah good enough thanks
I feel so sick today
join the club
I'm the opposite, I'm completely vibing with life rn
some jaundice girl wants to ruin my alcohol dedication
jaundice girl
good morning lil bro you tryna 1v1 me on dragon ball legends
what a name
i feel horrid all the time but i kind of started to try to ignore it
I just woke up man
I’m anxiously waiting for my liver biopsy results
you should be waking up ready to fight
no I don’t have jaundice
good luck bro
I’m fighting myself to get out of bed without falling over 😭
I have embraced the floor as my wake up call
Welp sorry lil bunnies
Pulls out flamethrower
I lost my leg at 3am and this is what happened
Nothin personnel kid
it’s personal btw
I knowXD
Are you sure
YEAH
what if it knocks me out
Ye of lil faith
I have a pillow next to the suitcase I'm using as an end table
how inquisitive
Im looking forward to getting back to that
Its so close, i know what i have to do.
I just have been distracted
ya same
I only drank a cup of cappuccino and my depression disappeared 
Watch ur consumption guys.
I just make sure to count the things going for me
i feel like im gonna puke
I have 80% of last year going for me.
And next week im getting back on anti depressants, and getting back into the grind i was on, that was going so wel
Im just rockin a heavy setback rn
Jesus
they got rid of it
ToC irl 
What happened to it in the first place tho
doctors tried overcharging so I took exactly 3 painkillers and a garden saw as well as some dirty bandage
Severely burnt got infected
he forcefed it vegitales
Chznge the mood, tell us the sick story that lead to it
so I’m quite a badass right
yknow used to be a cool motorcycle lady
I was doing my shit yknow
one day it’s early hours of the morning and I’m all like
“Damn I really wanna go watch the sunrise”!

I get on my bike and head out, dumbass idea because it’s a Sunday. What do people do over the weekend
They drink.
Drunk driving 😋
Que a few minutes of driving and then boom straight into me some drunk fucker
tbones me
Fuck
now he in a whole car and I’m just on a motorbike
I didn’t die tho he did?? yeah no clue how
karma
but I’m there, both legs broken and uhhh trivia question what do cars and motorcycles use as fuel
a lot more than my legs but yknow
taco farts?
U got robbed. Im sorry
No
But at least its a leg
They run on petroleum right
Legs the first pick if something has to go
can someone name a fun quality associated with petroleum
U got a whole ass full life left
I’ll give you a hint, it involves flame
I've been there only tboned the dude after he pulled out....gotta say not a real biker till you wreck...still sux sorry that happened
well atleast you're still considered a living organism
I suppose
death is the reward not the consequence peeps
Anyway I’m there as I’ve said bruised and broken unable to move
Andddd I’m covered in a decent amount of petrol
How much more
an arm a collarbone some near my spine
but that’s not even the bad part yet
This is some looney tunes ass story right
okay what happens if a spark meets a puddle of petrol guys
Can’t say for sure I think I was on 40 he was speeding
fuck
Yeah so not only can I not move I’m also on fire now
luckily some lady pulls over and drags me away from the petrol but it’s a little late
oof
bro man fuck
Ye
perfect
LOL WTF
So I was in the ICU for obviously a long time
Im sorry , but lmfao
I wasnt reasy for that
A bunch of third degree burns and broken bones
get out 4 months later
And I’m having a good 2024 yknow
my leg gets infected and uh
near Christmas last year
had to get it lopped off
sadness
And that’s where we are at right now
So. Other than ur leg how much are u expected to recover?
I also impaled my voicebox and can’t talk and lost an eye in the flame
mmmmm hard to tell
Is the rest of your body cool
ANYTHINg good come from it all?
O
ahem excuse my language
bad bitches love burns
Talking um. Thats the biggest loss i think
well until they see my torso which got it much much worse than my face
gangster




this one?





