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Its an option
casual no hair look
I have a mate with alapicia
alopecia
thr way it actually works iirc is that ur basically always producing whatever makes ur body grow & regenerate but early on u have a lot of it, lvl out to just above ur baseline & then increasingly below ur baseline when ur older. someone probably remembers what thats called 😭 i dont
He rocks it, when i met him i noticed there was something different, but it took a little bit realise the difference was he has no eyebrows
but ur brain is technically always developing, u can gain & lose skills all the time & it'll eventually restructure itself to suit ur lifestyle
True
its just faster the younger u r
I always assumed it was a different type of developement, not just learning and stuff
all parts of the brain can learn
not my head
chest hair
🥵
what
hm
My chest hairs disgosting
no ones thinking about you bro
bro tasted his own chest hairs
All over but uneven, long and short patches all oer
you supposed to have someone else do it but i dont have any my body is hairless and im basically like those grays skinny body no hair big head and huge eyeballs my name is John and i like human music i am human
Like what?
whats that
Do you also just lie down and stare at for 8 hours when the sun goes down
when the sun rises
my favorite human drink is water
I don't really like the traditional male look so having hair everywhere is a bit annoying when you don't like dealing with it
also that and shaving
shaving my face is a pain
I shave my chest and am alright with it when its done
i dont find it annoying
I love shaving actually
but people be different
Having some control over how you look is nice, im into it
crazy how just the right amount of testostorone makes you hairy but having too much of it makes you a baby
i stopped shaving when i didnt need to anymore
are you bear irl
bear meaning
oh boy
Im a koala
need me some of that hrt
wdym
you tryna go for too much testostorone to look young and have no body hair
or estrogen and have side effects
estrogen
ic
tru
Oh yeah your trans right inf?
I was
bro reconsidered
I've been thinking about getting back into it
Was? Like changed your mind. Were you doing it physically or just saying it
Fair
be happy with u
people treat you very differently when you outwardly say you're trans
I sort of got tired of it
axelotl and exhausting go well together
both in the harassment way and the just general conversation way, it's a bit annoying to deal with but if I'm going to seriously be moving in with someone next year then I don't think I really have much to worry about irl anymore
🫂
privet midvec
in a non venty way also something weird is in transgender communities treat transgender people weird if they don't fit in with the idea they have of being trans, so it got sort of tiring being excluded from conversations because people didn't want to deal with me being autistic
but eh, new year new me and I've been thinking about it a lot recently
all hormones have side effects, overblown & u realize this if u actually start hrt or have a hormonal condition
yeah bruv i forgot to mention that
if she's human why does she still have the shark tail what the fuck
lots of the side effects of estrogen ppl fearmonger abt like increased clotting risk is an inherent risk of estrogen in any body incl cis womens
risks are like a gacha game
how does this work anatomically
spinal cord
humans have a tailbone thats useless her tail goes from that but its functional
It was bright for a split second
scratch the useless part i overexagerrated
Small asteroid
is that that pokemon
what
a tail bro
Why fleshy
Why not fluffy
because im not an animal
Rip van winkle reference?
you clearly never touched smooth skin
Either that tail gonna be used as a hotdog or dirty stuff
jesus loves u
I aint christian
dont need to be
yeah man he gave you autism
Sigma sigma on the wall who’s the skibidiest of them all
sphinx cat owners:
you said that last time but thank you
It was different
oh the spider thing yeah
No
Cap that tells ur autistix
ohhh
yeah it's jelly season
jelly
jely
jelly
Kelly
Jolky
Jolky
Jolly
this one is superior
the devils plan is gud show
D-darkside out…
finished it
the wolf inside me is contained

im going to a christmas party in 2 days
Wolf inside moopy
good luck bbg
give me a random knee surgery
Im gonna remove ur bottom half instead
where is omar

autocorrect why are you not corroperting with the hand hitters today
hitters
bitters
hand critters
die
jitters
is it a gay one
dont forget to empty your pockets of coins when getting inside the mri machine
no

it reminds me of 'the genius' but not as good
i prefer knowing more about the devils plan rather than reading artisan's love affair with poop
Why did the cat combust into bits
its a reality show competition series
the contestants play various mental and strategic games
is it like squid game?
i meant mini game wise
I am going back to hibernating this chats iq level dropped now that i will go… Farewell peasents..
damn bruv i wouldnt win im no good with puzzles
the genius is better tho
let it innnn
if its team based instead of FFA i would just let my dudes do all the stuff for me while im just in the background pretending to help
its not team based
i mfoked
each to their own but they do team puzzles
however even in team puzzles its judged individually
I think they should invent a show where the actors die but for real
those with lowest performance?
they get punished
red room
they lose the in game currency and can get kicked off or sent to a 'prison'
those aren't real
I can find worse on page 2 of Google
Thaj on the "deep web"
you missed out what 2005 internet had
not really
the voices are calling
bleeeeh
it's pretty much the same
the voices are getting silly
some reality show contestants have died
Any idea when next update drops?
Now
dec 32nd
LiveLeak and the other sites were up forever, I can still find worse than whatever's on the deep web on the clearnet
real
like in general or
I browsed .onion sites for like a month and found absolutely nothing
Besides someone's art project
true
i mean it does stuff others dont but u have to do that stuff
theres so many videos about "how i got stalked and killed when i opened an .onion site"
but finding disturbing stuff was way easier in the past
i was pretty traumatized in early youtube
everything you can do on the deep web you can do on the clearweb
i can say that from experience
it doesnt install 10000 trojans keyloggers track ur ip call the cops & plant drugs on u when u open i up
it's still easy I can literally just log onto Twitter and probably find a drug dealer unironically
not that I would
safer thru tor generally
you should download my crypto wallet on your pc for free ram
But it exists
real haha
just slow as fuck
if youre doing it through tor you at least have some opsec
now that you mention twitter
under elon that site has weird moderation ive seen some messed up stuff no filters could hide
QubesOS is more for the criminally insane
on the show
which show
seven deadly sins
shain gandee on buckwild iirc
to be clear
I am not advocating for drug usage
I'm simply saying I can probably find it easier on clearnet if I wanted to
real men dont do drugs we gucci bruv
nah bruv im good
Great for PTSD
full decrim here, drop out of school & do every drug kids
no alcohol or smokes tho that shit will fuck u up
what if you smoke the drug
u should smoke everything even if its not drugs
everything about .onion sites are really cool to me on a weird way I don't know why
seeing abandoned sites from like 2014 talking about innocuous shit does something to my brain
ain't no party like a dk party
lol
there was a website i used to check out that just archived thousands of geocities pages
found a site once cataloguing different types of flowers and the comment section was just people calling each other slurs for saying some flowers were cooler than others
you can't get that anywhere else
i found a site that archived a fight that happened on activeworlds
that was sick
it was a huge [virtual] geopolitical war
a lot of .onion sites is just like people with untreated autism making their own site in a space where people won't really judge them for it
real
people on dredge are like insanely pro free speech it's nuts to see
wttg lied to me...!!!! but yeah forums r fun
ppl online will just say shit but ppl on the deep web will rly just say shit
lmao
yeah it's pretty unmoderated
its literalmy that family guy "who starts a conversation like that" pic
i have a feeling that the unstable branch will be online in any moment
its funny as shit tho
talking about the latest transformers figures or the new skybound comics and some random drops in with the wildest question
or the takes are just
dead honest in the worst way

probably what i need to start using it for cos doing current events research kills me a bit
oh yeah
i dont go to forums for advice or intelligent conversation
neither of which are found on there
nah but its useful for some stuff
how you guys doing
i dont want to be mistaken for a dissenter so some of thats not going in my surface web history

its doing...
whats this
coward
If you haven't had at least one government visit you're honestly just bad at life
well
id say if youve been given any order by the government youve failed
cause you got caught
gamers dont get caught
^ fed?
yeah, they can't find my illegal my little pony collection
pgp encryption
the world must never know
I wonder why I don't have friends then say shit like this
Aliens, 2000 years from now, encountering your secret stash with the message Must not be opened!: "Okay, let's leave this be. It was clearly the will of this one individual."
what makes it illegal
because the background audio is ten hours of orphans burning alive
who're they gonna tell, their parents
its funny cause thats a tactic that people actually use
I really should go back on dredge
well whether thsts illegal or not, that depends on context
for legos?
no
I found this self hosted YouTube thing I somehow found
the orphans
I forget it's name
oh they use legos on the orphans
i figure everyone knew that
real
like a frontend?
I don't remember that's why I need to find it
peertube
it was something with an I
Insidious?
no that's a movie
INVIDIOUS
that was it
is peertube the one where like 90% of the hosts dont work
no
peertube is gud
The only one working is a Russian self hosted one
peertube isnt a front end, thats likely why its better haha
mods, get their address so i can eat their tv
can i just have the money now i promise I'll crypto ur market or whatever later
lmao
As I was saying I did find some cool stuff on dredge before
I should look at the insanity again
me summoning Leon like he's my fucking stand and the other person getting instantly obliterated
i think leon is more like a pokemon
me summoning Arceus on the spot
either way shes an anime protag thats what im getting out of this
inf drawing the red eyes black dragon
I used to play a mad Orcust deck
that shit was great on master duel
Underrated format
using Jinzo in 2023 and it locking people out was peak comedy
real
Shadow realm?
Nah I’m sending you to Tampa Florida
Tampa isn't that bad
it's the smaller cities you have to worry about
When will Florida sink?
In a hundred years projected
not soon enough i fear
never im singlehandedly keeping it above sea level
you're doing the devil's work
i have a house here it can sink when i move
😴
cool chip is chugging the ocean
coward
They just wanna give free nitro mane

why would someone ever buy a laptop off a .onion site
you'd have to be on crack to consider it
let's see if gaming forum gives me any results
for cocaine ? dont think so
Florida slo mo sinking already
of course it's all gift cards
I don't know what I expected
let's type in random game names
boring
If a zombie apocolypse ever happens im gonna be a villian bru
i have 3 plans
1
Get into a large group of people
Get them all close by
Chug a bottle of bleach
and spit on them as if i was a spitter from l4d
Look for a survivor
Pounce on them like a hunter from l4d
Strap bombs to my chest
And run into a large building
Like a bomber from l4d
or:
if you get bit within the first hours of the outbreak; go to the nearest busy intersection [train station, mall, etc] and wait to turn
then fuck shit up
chugging a bottle of bleach and spitting is unrealistic
you will not be spitting after chugging bleach
you will be on the floor vomiting and shitting yourself uncontrollably while screaming in pain
and you will die from internal bleeding as the bleach burns your digestive tract
but it will take a few hours
After that point
unless you choke on your blood
When will the Penguins be relevant again?
you can ingest very small amounts of detergent or related solutions in a non fatal way but it will ruin your insides
there's gotta be some way to find a normal forum on this shit I swear
I want to see . onion brand autism
XD
Things nobody asked for for a dollar Alex
Whos gonna tell them…
im gonna ingest a very large amount
not if i take it in IV drip form
rip your blood vessels then
Yeah put a dab on your sock and wear it.
:3
That looks more like dayZ
yeah i will rip my blood vessels out
pcp moment
Nah it’s got unturned vibes
You won't have to
Can I have them?
Graghh!!
I got a new kitteh
Quagmire sounds exactly like Dajayman LOL
all content belongs to their respective owners
This is me rn
Thanks
I need proof
#paws duh
Probably gonna name her spook
She's spooked tf out.
DO NOT NAME HER THAT
name her beer
DO NOT NAME ANYTHING THAT
Why
SLUR
IDK that slur
it was in gran torino
Oh
Name her an English slur then
clint eastwood said it
That starts with a G
thsts not me
True your name ain't purple
I'm an old man. Trust me it's not spook
Name her brick

Ok so the paw patrol has enemies and they have these cats that work for the mayor. Turns out their names are the same as the dogs.
gnotobiotically
Wtf
Oh and Caillous parents have names
Boris and Doris
do not talk about paw patrol 
that show is ass
Paw patrol killed my uncle
I can't even fix myself
im not fucking around bro
carl the collector >
Bob the builder>>>
You use linux you have no rights
bobs the site manager at best
Ew Linux
Bob is a real blue collar
How do you think the tools gained sentience
His creativity and leadership builds the buildings
If an artist draws a painting, do you give him or the paint brushes a compliment?
He’s clearly a necromancer
bro the tools are alive
false equivalence
Eh
Absolutely not
yes
Besides, leadership is correct because those tools, which are indeed alive, just do what he says
They might be self aware and deal with smaller issues by themselves, however in the end they're just tools
Also, bob helps them too by either controlling them or giving them tips
If the tools didn’t have bobs leader ship they’d go nuts and destroy everything
Cope
True
wrong bro
They'd be clueless
You can’t leave a bunch of sentient fucking construction equipment to their own devices they’s gonna try to fix something and end up destroying it
cant have an intelligent conversation about bob builder anymore
Maybe they wouldn't destroy everything but they'd have no idea
if theyre sentient then they wont act like that bro
theyre not tornados
nah bro
L logic
ungrounded
Yea rather several ton heavy duty vehicles
im watching carl the collector
Ok linux user
keep eating copium
They’s sentient but they’s stupid
True
Alr bro that’s it
I'm no Bob the Builder expert but I'm pretty sure he's at least operated machinery on the show before
The vehicles are sentient but not all tools are. In fact I think he even had a toolbelt
Exactly
He also wore a hard hat even though that's standard for even architects on construction sites
Besides, those heavy duty vehicles can't hammer a nail into a board
Or do electrical work
Sounds like skill issue
Hell nah
Not my Bob the Builder
it is tho
That's a larper
Real
also the vehicles are sentient too
Justice för Bob the builder
my king
Hell yeah
youre all wrong
Real mf
Shut up linux boy
fn wtf
sad day for discordia
I'm not saying the vehicles didn't deserve rights
I'm just saying he isn't solely a foreman


I don't know that he's the one enslaving them. I think the universe itself has bound the vehicles to him, and him to them
yeah he's also a doctor, a plumber, an astronaut, a personal trainer
Deep shit
He's also been in prison
anyone got any pfp servers?
Oh and he also streamed Fortnite
Excuse me
Yea
wow omar
Pfp?
Lmao I just saw that fanart of iron man brutally ripping Jeff the landshark apart in a spray of blood
pvp
Deserved
Jeff 🗣️
You cannot fool me with such rudimentary trickery
its proof
Satans top soldier
hoemar
This is like the French all over again
This fella really believed that he committed an act of ludicrous tomfoolery

my copper is highest quality
You can always tell whether someobody has actually played marvel rivals or is just watching clips online by what they think of Jeff
omar is the only person I know who wishes they had someone's foot fungus on their burger king burger
Burger King foot lettuce
The Jeff player about to find my wife and child just so he can torture them to death
Lovely <3
This thought occurred to you AND you typed it out AND you sent it
You had multiple opportunities to stop it
And yet, here we are
it spoke to me through you
why would we stop the truth
It's time to go
as a matter of fact omar did this
I would never war a burger king burger

okay lobster boy
Erm, mods? That's actually an uncommonly used slur for Americans
I wouldn't
omaR is losing it
real
I'm sane! I'm sane!
repeat it more
YOU'RE losing it
your*
the fire is so skibidi
(click for goodness)
I am raveled.
I'm not unraveled, I'm raveled (unraveled)
Omar is rangle.
Yes
Now do rangle!
falconry ?
"bits of gravel fed to hawks" - that's quite wild
It's slang for right angle. You should know this, mathematician
What a word
thats incorrect
Is it?
Easy now, hawk-pebble
But words exist to describe these concepts do they not
You, fartmath, should have known this common slang
Your delta is too much!
This is a real rangle moment

_ _
Normal person: You fool.
Abnormal person: You nincompoop.
@plush cobalt: You sin-cos poop.
You think me a mathematician? I'm offended. No offense
...
I think of you not at all
I demonstrated the CLASSIC power
I was born in the blank message. Molded by it
you dont even read the deep lore
I'm merely typing.
i was there when it was written
Ah, you're a Big Bang absolutist
wait what
Yet you use a pale imitation. A
, pretending to be something it's not
big bang absolutist?
Careful now
I'm partial to the humongous bang
no the "absolutist"
It's the idea that it is absolute.
That it did happen.
Exactly.
im glad we can agree on basic concepts
Wow, you're such an absolutist.
I was debating whether to be contrarian for fun today
i wouldnt
But I think I'll pass this time
Oh. Well, I'm not you, so I guess I will
The amount of fun I'm having, you should try too
alright
ill photoshop your pfp
Big Bang never happened, sorry. Gylfaginning is what really happened.
Even if something is well-substantiated enough to be considered the leading theory, one could argue that we lack the ability to truly know
stop
I mean, who's to say the universe wasn't created by Me
It's called agnosticism, and it's not sexy, but it is sane.
I'm not talking about religion
the "well what if" argument is just holding a platform for ideas that arent substantiated at all
are we having a debate again
Heya
it looks like a debate
I'm not baiting
we know that omar didnt create the universe cause its unfounded
I made it very clear I'm being a contrarian for fun
If you decide to play along, I've made my intent clear
stop leaving yourself open to stupidity
Isn't that you every day
But that is not agnosticism though. That ism is quite the opposite: We can't truly know, so let's not.
Not every day, but many
How's that
Were you there when I created the universe?
yes
So you know it happened
no
And didn't involve the big bang
Atheists are just as radical and devout as traditionally religious people. That is my experience.
I feel like you're having a very different conversation
Lusakas usually just talks to himself during a conversation while everyone is ignoring him
ive seen that
how do you think he got hammer in the first place
See what the lack of 42 does to a man!
I guess I get the argument but I don't think atheism and agnosticism differ in a way that matters much, unless you're making a philosophical argument
And who has time for those
The year was 1997...
Anyway yeah I created the universe on accident and the big bang was my excuse
Having an older brother who despises religion as a whole (plus his wife who grew up in a different part of the world, and who also has her own reasons to despise religion as a whole) - it's quite easy to differentiate atheism and agnosticism.
It's very easy, even.
I know they're different concepts. I'm saying it does not matter materially
Why not?
Being anti-religion is not core to atheism
I know of Sartre and Camus and the absurd. In their view it does not matter of course. But they were not agnostics.
How’s everyone doing
Excuse me
I'm doing alright
thats you
That’s good
Why is the right parenthesis all fucked up
What would you say is the key difference between atheism and agnosticism then?
why do you care
I guess they're the same in that I don't care enough to talk about either
I care because it's interesting.
well we dont
I don't mean to be rude
So you forfeit your argument. Fair.
thats not correct either
Yeah sure

I really only responded to it bc you were continuously bringing it up in a tangentially related conversation lol
Thank you.
Have you ever been tested for autism or adhd Lusakas
I probably should be tested for alcoholism first, if so.
Slander. Libel, even
Omar being OMar
prove it
You'll be hearing from my legal team
alr
They will be insulting you
as someone with family in literal cults. this is. not true
ill enjoy that
you can't afford a legal team
isnt that just Moe? Fn can bribe Moe by just giving a block of cement
Please don't encourage him
Moe will be chowign down on it for weeks
I can afford a legal team AND a cool mascot for it
Okay, I feel sorry for either you or your family then.
thanks 👍 it sucks
whats the mascot
im judging you ver heavily on this
I don't have a mascot I just said I could afford one
ahh, u should hire Baph
he can wear a spiffo costume and bust out some dance moves
I guess it could be like a dog
I want to talk about Minecraft and not religion
Religion is boring
i have a great suggestion for a dog
im sure hes a secret professional dancer
Life's ruff? Call Omar's legal team
Wrote 4,200 words today. Hopefully I can break 5k once I rest for a bit. My arms and hands are aching
Go on
you write often?
wait write with paper?
Why are you writing until you ache
this isnt even edited
are you larping as Bart Simpson?
Cults are not good for anyone, I'm quite sure about that.
If your mind is in the gutter that's a you problem
I am pure
Yee. I'm writing a fantasy novel. This is my third draft! Almost done. I believe I will be able to finish it tomorrow c:
my icon. her name is millie. she is a beagle ^-^
?
yipeee, on computer though right
on computer i can write like 5 - 6k before getting sore, but on paper i can write about 300 before getting sore
whats it about?
She's very cute. I will consider her for the position but for the sake of transparency I will say that my own dog is a very likely nepotism hire
fantasy
Omg yeah haha. You think I'm gonna count all those words? Right now it's 130k words
hey im also writing a fantasy novel !! 🤝 good luck !!!
Uh. I'm pure
thats pretty good lol
absolutely understandable. understudy then?
Good luck to you too!
Omar passed away yesterday from posioned soup
no way
This seems more likely
speak of the devil, its moe
wait, have you watched 'the devils plan' [this is genuinely unrelated]
I’m bored and it’s 2am
i mention him being omar's legal team and boom, he's here
I have not
Fn
why not.. sleep
similar to 'the genuis'
Is it good? Or are you recommending it because you hate me?
Not really that tired
no its gud
I hate you Omar
stinkname fartass is such a beautiful name. i need to change my name to that
i finished watching it
Might check it out, the name sounds vaguely familiar but idk if that's bc you mentioned it before
my work on AO3 is at
W glaze thank you
my nickname is fartnuts stinkass
it's still not finished
i mentioned it earlier today
yeah you guys would be matching
im gonna name my firstborn after you because it's so beautiful
I prob didn't see it bc I've been Living Life and Being Awesome
But now I've decided to become digital again briefly
why does fn get a nickname but I don't
I'm practically baked in the culture at this point
You're just not sigma enough
31,405 spaces
idk leon was here and i farted
Hilariously zombies are the background antagonist. A found family group is struggling to survive in a country ravaged by a druidic war as they raise the undead around them. The group is able to flee to a remote island with a mysterious upstart king but the rising dead don't stop at their shores
it doesn't format correctly unless I do spaces
I don't know why
I have a better summary but I can't be fucked at the second
Nor do I care
to the detriment of everyone you interact with
that sounds pretty good
Thanks. The summary I've written elsewhere is more about the characters then a general plot
plot twist it with a necromancer who started tghe
Inf V. Lore: 🙏🧟♂️😡💢😊
Fartnuts Lore: 💨
war
this does sound interesting!
took you so long for that
I'll have you know I'm actually a very positive person
I was having serious trouble finding that emoji
I just don't show it online
“dash” like what
That's what that last one is
I was describing your uninstalling the game arc
omar: types 'fart', 'cloud', 'run' - eventually just looks for it
oh yeah I quit it again for real
I typed wind to find it ultimately
@past ingot Hey dude long time no see how you doing?
absolutely bullshit death
Editing the lore
I got a new cat today!!!
I also realized zomboid was feeding into my massive anger issues so I decided to stop playing
It's got a ton of lore with the gods. I'll tell you this one for free since no one will remember this. Basically the god of war tried to tip the balance in his favor to kill the god of innocents by wounding the god of the earth and now the druid who did start it all is basically collecting the life force of everything to heal the god of the earth. The characters don't know about all this yet tho haha
Is anyone else always paranoid about other people
I have a backlog of games I need to get to
I've been working on this world for like 8 years now
Me? Paranoid? Why do you ask? Are you planning something?
WHAT A CUTE CAT
Y'all how do i add mods to a server
cat? where
I'm paranoid about nuclear war just happening if that's what you mean heh
#mod_support will likely be more helpful
This is literally how I feel
Cardholder posted in #paws
I thought it was normal to feel that way until a couple weeks ago
do not ask what he wanted to name her

I overthink and consider scenarios in which people do bad things but I wouldn't necessarily say paranoid
Like I don't think people are out to get me
I’m always paranoid
I did write a few chapters (I'm not joking or trying to bait in any way) on a story called "Tin-Can Jim", inspired by the neverending hording in PZ. Just thought it would be fun sharing, given that writing/fantasy is discussed anyway.
I'm stupid excited about her but she's pretty spooked out so far
omar is a gangstalker
im not paranoid cause if anyones out to get me theyre gonna LOSE
You gangstalk one time and you never hear the end of it
poor thing, gonna be a bit to adjust but what a lucky cat
Dangerous individual
I'm a schizophrenic so I think people are out to get me sometimes
Then I start getting really angry at a video game so it balances itself out
jesus imagine what fartname would do if he got access to the out of context screenshot thread
Is Omar
so whats good lokiel
that would be diabolical
same old, just went out and got pizza
destroy the world
im a dangerous man
fear me
I've been on vacation for a month, back to work this week
I feel like everyone is
nice go anywhere cool?
niceee, where from?
well, its nice to be in the enivronment imo after a long break, a bit nervous though
I'm unsure that not “normal” is the right way to describe that (it's certainly a thing many people deal with) but I don't think it's typical
how are your hours? ik some paramedics who work like crazy
i get exposed rather regularly i think
nah just stayed home lol, honestly just needed to use the time so I didn't get raked over the coals on taxes and the time away from work was really healing for the mind
I was going to go on a road trip but I got pretty sick last week
coward


