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hopefully this weekly update with patch out some of the roughness
man they need to fix the mantling shit, im so tired of being in a situation with people and I try to mantle and I just fucking start bouncing off shit
I'm sorry I majored in literature. I'm literate 😫
that's the first noise I've heard about mantling issue
dont spam jump
Oh god hes literating
wasnt was the thing I pressed it once to jump up to something high
all over the place
man I can't wait for ranked to see how 💩 I am :))
Great now chats a mess thanks
anyway I got sick of having my vault always full so I sold all of it except salvage, time to run some free kits
When does ranked come out??
Extremely based and Arachne-pilled. Dont fear the loss, revel in the beginning of the new cycle brother.
anyone get their server slam full twitch drops yet or are we gunna have to put in a ticket now
loss 
Is there a duo lobbies or is it just 3mans and solos?
I literally started doing death runs but I ended up killing more people and coming back with more kit...
as a rook main, ive been learning a lot more about stealth, its actually quite easy to go in and out if you stealth correctly
Anyone else having bad rubber banding lately?
Ngl sometimes I go into matches with a full inventory of claymores and trap packs and leave them around the map
it's all fine and dandy until you pass by a contract hotspot and some dude that's been sitting there for so long he grew mushrooms on his skin snipes your ass
honestly, as rook, I had some runs where I looted around like 4-5 mins, filled my pocket and went to exfil only to find out I was the last one in the round x)
I'll never ever forget getting shot in the back cuz some dude was camping a contract terminal
ill teach you how to play MARATHON! I just require a small donation of $1320948132971
Brother is that your fucking DAC
You can't just flash your DAC bro!
DONT @ ME
I did it mainly because I have loads of guns and attachments and shields, but I either have to keep rebuying meds or ammo. Then I look at my vault and my guns and can't use half of them cause I ain't got ammo, I don't wanna make loadouts rn I'm just gonna buy them 😔
@heady chasm
BRO!
Welp I'll be back after I'm done cropping and editing this guy's ID card into my crypto wallet and stealing his identity for a while brb
aslo none of my knife skins ever show in game wtf
Steal his identity right now
'p
=-
Just re equip them it's a bug rn
that supply drone contract and the complex terminal for the traxus quest are some of the spots where I'll arguably camp a little if I spawn close by...I got killed so many times there that I feel a need to pay it forward
Im calling each faction on you
yea it works sometimes but not every time kinda lame xd im sure it will be fixed soon
Annoying for sure
arent they like, private lmao
Null Parameters Unknown
whats the hotkey to drop items on the floor from my bagpack without dragging them?
F
oh really? Thx
is the longshot sniper hitscan?
bro sharing his DAC like it's public property
Flashing his DAC
F
Sirs, politely and respectfully, put your bloody DACs away
Oh god im silking
LM AOOOOO
to our knowledge, how many medical cabinet spawns exist on perimeter and marsh? looking at a map online and it seems there’s just 2?
No unsolicited DAC pics
has super big muzzle velocity and the distances are quite small so it feels like it's hitscan, but it's not
why do you need medical cabinets?
if you're looking at mapgenie it's community updated and it's not exactly up to date
Got a booboo
insane statement bro
I'm pretty sure I've seen at least 5-6 on marsh
Not just statement. Fact.
I don’t need them but would like to know for efficient med runs.
NGL idk what this DAC think is about.....EDUCATE ME
ahh okok, i guess ill just treat it like it still is then ty
Almost as insane as replying to someone who has no fucking idea what you're talking about
been waiting for my twitch rewards to drop in since release just to realise that i never linked my twitch account cause it wouldnt let me scroll down and i thought it linked automatically...
im gonna skin you
you dont get meds for med runs...you get spark leafs, unstable diodes/biomass
this tracks. 2 seemed way too low.
COME GET SOME
I'm gonna silk you 
common arachne interaction
its on, funny man
You're never supposed to share it so you fucked up already GG
yes. but getting those + looting med cabinets for green + potential blue heals would make a med run very efficient. wouldn’t you agree?
Yoink, that's MY Dac now
Ive already cropped and edited it and now have 2 DACs in my wallet
Bungie is coming to your house to break your kneecaps
/confirminfluence
there's a ton of them that randomly spawn in certain rooms, I'd say there's like 1-2 per POI? I found like 4 in a run on perimeter and I decided to just leave with a haul of like 18 meds and 12 shield charges :))
I thought that was Boeing that did that
Nevermind that you need dozens of biomass to progress through nucal’s upgrades.
no, its a waste of time since they dont spawn consistently....every run should have slots for diodes/biomass and leafs...than you will never need to do a med run
WoTC
what is it tho and what can you do with it
You, me, Perimeter, 1v1 with knives, winner takes skin
they don’t spawn consistently but if you knew potential spawns it would be foolish to not check and see if the med container spawned.
its a date~
Basically like your ID for discord contracts and login to the taucetiworld website
WotC literally sent pinkertons after some people who were leaking cards or some stuff
That orange tower west of Greenhouse always had a med cabinet when I went there
wtf is wotc
sometimes i forget those arent just funny guys from red dead
Wizards of the Coast?
wizards of the coast, magic the gathering people
bro 💀
OH SHIT
yeah youre cooked bro
this guy doesn't read
Yeah you done fucked up pal
Didn't the YouTuber make that up and admitted to it because Pinkerton sued them because Pinkerton themselves stated they were not employed by wotc and dont offer security services like that, and it was damaging to Pinkertons rep with their international clients
If someone accesses your account it was @violet python not me. Wanna make that clear.
Reading is overrated. For the record I eat books and digest the info directly through my stomach
Nice
brain in ass xray picture
I don't remember, I didn't follow it that much, but I think WotC have sent at least lawyers after people for doing less than that :))
you can access me
Upgraded to the deluxe edition on xbox, i know there was a big thing about people not receiving it when the game launched, is there a general timeframe i should be getting mine?
It got so heavy it drifted down 🥀
The DAC is your weapon against their walls. Stolen from the corporate puppets. Repurposed for revolution. This card breaks chains. Opens doors. Marks your every act of defiance. Upgrade it through action. Surrender it and surrender yourself. Share it and be forgotten. The strongest among you will be rewarded. The system trembles when many become one.
literally the message when you generate it
Is taucetiworld an official site??
Oh my god Waffles I missed you so much let's go make out at Complex while we wait for other runners to show up
Yes
yeah why be cyptic like that lol
Mmmm. Lore
Surrender it and surrender yourself. Share it and be forgotten.
That's not really cryptic bro
cryptic
Surrender it and surrender yourself. Share it and be forgotten.
what if we loot an enemy team and our hands touch? 👉 👈
Wait, who was that guy? OGT or something? I forgot
I tried for like 2 days to get people to send me their DAC and this guy just sprints it down.
I remember he did something really silly at some point
You're hallucinating again. Ain't nobody like that. Drink your burgers
Oh my gawd stop I'm gonna silk
No!!! I will drink my tick milk
Whatever you prefer for your protein 👑
@zinc arrow are you back or something wth
yeah
gimme that tick milk papi
I saw the calling cards
3 hours of sleep is all i need twin
WELCOME TO MARATHON MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAA
T-Minus 15.193792102158E+9 years until the universe closes
On a weekday? Crazy
Actual fucking gremlin energy holy shit
i fear my eyebags won’t be going away anytime soon
serious health problems at age 25 energy 
embed fail mpreg success
I remember back in the day I would have eternal eyebags
LET THEM COME! I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE
Actually just calling me out wth
:v
probably but last time i went to the doctor i was as healthy as one could be
LET THE WEEKEND BEGIN
oh god not this shit again
SLEEP BETTER HOMIE 🧡🧡
Embedulation failulator
Hrrrm seems you're hiding a skeleton under all that flesg and skin >:3
Last time I had a night out on Nu Caloric products with the boys, we went to the north relay and euthanized the new runners. I started screaming at them. They removed us from Perimeter not long after. Then we got on a supply drop and an altercation arose with an assassin camping chud. We ended up taking the assassin into dire marsh and tickling his bunghole. Then we had him tickle our bungholes back like you know, like, hey tickle us back bro. And then, you know, we talked about it. He later hung himself in the bathroom of an abandoned outpost. I'm sorry he died. I'm sorry they all died. I'm sorry about a lot of things I did. But you know, it was a good night.
The gangs all here. Hi @violet python Hi @thick bough Hi @zinc arrow
sorry i am a failure
Where does one buy shield
"last time" could be a dozen years ago 
2 months ago vrovro
Damn I should go get a general checkup
the gang's all here
Also is Traxus any good because I’m having some issues with their first quest
That'll happen
it'll be a beautiful Bosnian child
You can buy snipers and eventually buy gold weapon mods I think
2 months? My doctor called me because I haven't showed up in 2 years he was checking if I'm still alive 😭
I hope you don't mind but I went ahead and spent 1000 of your creds on a new crypto l am starting. It's called mpreg coin, and the UESC can't track it! Isn't that exciting exciting! Now we can buy all the liquid cheese burgers you could ever want without any legal repercussions. Tell all your inferior runner friends so we can sky rocket the price and then rugpull a week later!
i’m required to make a doctors visit every 3 or 4 months so i don’t get locked up again
alright so, am I crazy or does thief have more potential recon utility than the recon shell…
whats the conversion rate from skins to this coin
And where do I buy green shield
nucaloric upgrade ofc
Nucal I think
The way this lwkuinely got me seething for a moment is unreal, hats off to you
Oh you're like that
My bestie can't leave the country lmao he's basically under arrest
like i didnt even finish reading all of it and my eye started twitching
Back to the dungeon with you
oh no i meant locked up as in back into the mental hospital
“ my bestie is a failed sleeper cell “
no no no wait wait waitb
Casually, yes. Thief needs line of sight and it's pretty good for fighting in bushes and shit. Recon is better though when you're actually engaging with her kit (finishers pinging squad, HUD notification, etc.)
Me too, he's showing early signs of schitzophrenia 😔
It runs in the family or something
"I cast: GRIPPY SOCK ROOM!"
i have early onset schizophrenia what are the odds 😭
What are the odds for real 😭
RICEE AGARTHA NEEDS YOU
I'd say thief's is more niche and she doesn't have cores that build around it nearly as much, but still very strong when used right in solos and with coordinated teammates. Blackbird does seem more built for teams, but does have more cores that synergize with reconning
Schizphrenia? Why are you Mida, you should be with us in Arachne
true, I guess I feel like thief has a little more potential with a movement ability plus her drone that has a longer range and lets you ping enemies
the last time i was there i shared a room with someone in their 70s who didn’t speak english and snored at night really loud. so imagine being in bedroom sized cell that’s only concrete and glass with someone who snores. i thought about putting a pillow over her face every night just for sleep
Dude I've already tried shes too addicted to mpregging people with MIDA.
omfg i have 17 faction rank up rewards waiting and no inventory space for any of them lol....1 level away from 18 for CyAc so I can get another 4 row
mida takes all the good schizos
also just annoying that the seeker drone still kinda goes haywire sometimes lol
I mean... mpreg is pretty fuckin' sweet. Mpreg monday afterall...
VIVA LA MPREG
hes just a little guy trying his best
I was with a 40 year old who literally didnt speak a single word the entire time I was there.
Yeah the drone is crazy but it leaving you immobile is probably the biggest downside to it whereas if you know how to use Recon's ult and listen to sound queues it can be really strong. I feel like they're both good at the same thing but doing it in different ways
this sounds like bliss
Bonding over getting locked up is crazy 🥀
I live like a normal regular dude life. 
Recon has a bigger learning curve I feel
It is until hes just staring at you while youre both sitting on the bed and you dont know wtf he wants.
my doctor had to have been a government spy he was way to hot to be a mental institution doctor
rahhh i just need 1 more item to upgrade enough times to get normal patch kits for rook
how so? tell me how to get better at my craft
We already bonded over being stupid this is just icing on the cake
The start of every tik tok mental illness story lmao
Yeah I think Recon is 100% stronger in actual teams, not as much in randoms
for you to stop looking at him probably
you definitely gotta be smart about when to use your pings as recon, since you only get like 2-3 good uses in a round
Dude all I'm saying is if you're looking at me every time I look up I'm assuming you like the way my ass looks in these scrubs
holy, went into hauler and there were two grenadiers
Did y'all have fire choccy milk at your grippy sock jails?
i brought my own clothes and they took all the strings out of them and they lowkey kept falling off 💔
For FREE? Where do I sign up
Really? They fucking took everything from me.
Intentionally of course
we had mid school food dude it was mid
I just think the ult isn't a free win button like it sounds like on paper. You still need to listen for sound queues and whatnot. Also the spider bot locking down priority targets is pretty important, like targeting Vandal or Destroyer who rely on movement
mine was more of a community institution then a just hospital
i had to earn the rights to have stuff
Ohhh okay that sounds more friendly
Uh uhm uh uhhhh uhm
Yep
yeah i was lowkey throwin hell ahh so my pants would drop 💔
Gotta get doc to notice you somehow
What
That sounds painful, mentally shipping yummy food to you even if you aren't in grippy sock jail
im new
fuh no that place was horrible 💔
everyone be normal new people in chat
thank you 🇺🇸💥🏈🦅
Dude mine was a prison. Nothing but white walls, white floors, and hour of outside time a day and it was a concrete pad with 4 concrete walls.
outside time my beloved
They still haven’t fixed the knife skin bug
i was on the 13 floor i didn’t get outside time i got recroom time
they havent fixed the bug where i don't have enough money to get the game:(
Of course my gamah 🇺🇸 🫎 ⚽ 🔫
Just wait till you're paying more for everything because gas prices go up
Shit? Taken. Drink? Made. Vape? Fresh, Mara? Thonned?
Oh shit hes gaming hes gaming
Humanity patch notes: Fixed a bug where gas prices were affordable.
complex is a strange PoI, i really thought it would have more to it
Good stay away me and @gritty spoke kissin over here
on tau ceti i mean
mayhaps a little too much jamo in this one
m? pregged!
Holy thief art, source?
i saw it on twitter ill try find
🙏
Complex? I find it quite simple 
How many players are on a map in a round of solos?
thats enough whiskey to yoink my sploink shew doggy
evil runners be like “it ain’t that complexed”
Peak, ty champ
u da real champ
Relay? Why would I lay down again when I'm already laying down?
Dire Marsh? I wouldn't say it's that serious.
pregame with jeagerbomb
I am not in my 20's anymore lad
free my boy greed he only did something really wrong
Hauler? 📞 Hello?
never to old to destroy ur organs unc
sorry unc let’s pregame with budweiser and corona
did he get sniped again
I mean true, but how am I gonna have kids with ur mom if my shids wrecked
yes 😭
ivf
not as manly as letting it ride inside
should i admit im a government plant? or is it too soon?
wait it doesnt work like that
ur a government glizzy fym
I don't live in a mobile home tho
i guess i am a glizzy
let me put on the breakcore to get in the zone, something with a splash of PSO
you kinda making me mad
my pregame is a rum and coke and that's on Durandal
r u my dad
my pregame is just straight vodka it’s the only one that doesn’t make me gag when drinking
from the past yes
like whiskey is a gag fest for me especially crown it’s so sweet and nasty
keep it 55th pops
vodka (and rum) is (are) the only thing(s) that make(s) me gag when drinking. Rather shoot tequila all day

I don't drink anymore
i was gunna be a hater but good for you that’s a good thing
real
i drink on occasion it depends on what’s happening
like a party or maybe a celebration but i’d rather smoke then get drunk for just casual fun
I'd so be an alcoholic if I didn't like to hoard money
It's literally like three times a year for me lol, gotta be a big party to make drinking fun
in 2019 i choked to death on my own vomit before my friend alyssa brought me back to life i woke up in a bathtub butt booty baked being water boarded LOL
I mean if you have early onset schizophrenia you probably shouldn't be drinking at all cause it can accelerate the development
Is there any way to stop hacking or are you locked in the animation? I stg someone waited for me to hack the computer before stomping around the corner
which is why i don’t drink much anymore
y'know that is extremely reasonable
There isn't
This is an interesting chat to see
bro had the sandra dorsett
So is the marathon cos key item thing required for the cryoarhive?
We don't know each other but I'm glad you're still alive yo :>
We don't know, maybe
I wish there was a button to stop TAD and other interactable use because no way IRL am I letting my booty get blasted like my character does when they get caught short
That's crazy, this is why everyone says drink responsibly 💀 I've had a situation where I greened out so hard that my airway almost got blocked by corn
twitch drops still broken?
Yall got any tips to win PVP encounters as a duo? My friend really hates playing with ppl he doesn’t know but I feel like trios vs duos is super hard and unfair without tons of skill.
Watched some guy criticise the game because "bugs are gross" and the "marketing was bad" brother did not watch the same cinematic master piece I did
me too i would have missed cyberpunk phantom liberty
You gotta get the drop on folks and capitalise hard. Duos need to play dirty.
went to sleep drunk woke up covered in vomit thankfully had luck maxxed or woulda been cooked
This + patience, gotta be the perfect moment
Absolutely valid, I still haven't gotten through that yet
THE green outs of green outs
WHOS COMING TO AGARTHA WITH ME?!
I'd say do it like you would do a Rook 1 v 3. Keep yourself in cover, wait for your enemies to be distracted or out of position and use all the tools at your disposal
MEEEEEEEE BROTHER MEEEEE
can we please release an update for cpu/gpu optimization you only get 10-20fps going from very low to max preset
Yeah, you can't just start shooting. You gotta stalk and wait for one of the goons to start perhaps looting something and provide the easiest kill alive. Then you've got one down, the other two are shitting themselves because their third is screaming "LEFT LEFT LEFT" or whatever, and you can start blasting the other two.
4 TEAMS SKINNED ON PERIMETER

AGARTHA YE NEEDS US, OIL UP THE M 4
Alright. Definitely feel like I’m playing g duos too much like trios m, but I will try to get better at this. Also, any tips for good shells or dual shell synergies?
Is coffee creamer supposed to be sticky? I usually use milk but I was gifted some so I'm trying to use it up but that shit is sticky like sugar or something
It’s tough but not unfair or impossible. You just need to be more aware of the situation and know the turf. And as soon as you wipe one squad loot fast and get the hell out of dodge
Uhh, mine is lightly sticky (cause of sugar) liquid, but I only use coffee mate
Also create intersecting fire lines, never attack from the same angle. Try and neutralise potential enemy cover so that when one of you puts on the pressure, your 2nd might get a nice clean shot as the enemy tries to crouch walk to safety round an object.
It's coffee mate, just powdered one instead of liquid
Shake it first
He means he drinks his coffee black with not creamer
Oh so there is sugar in it. I should've read before emptying the bag into a jar lol
bro got the sticky cream no way
One more tip is that claymores can be clutch for cutting off angles since you don't have a third who can watch them. As for synergies it really comes down to who you guys like playing but Recon + Triage is probably a good combo - Recon for intel and using her heat drone to slow enemies down/keep them out of position longer and Triage for keeping your health up just a bit longer and using his overcharge to close the damage gap
I'm silking it
only one way to get goth mommy vandal, gotta silk it good
Alright, alright. I usually thief it but I’ve got some triage experience.
silksong
Glad we both made it out of the Big Vomit 🤟
and that’s on mpreg
first tip is id try to find a third, bc to my understanding there is no actual duo playlist so youre still fighting 3 stacks.
anyone know how to fix black bars with stretch res?
mmmmm thicc hornet
See, I have this issue where the goth mommies become my friend and then I realize that I don’t wanna jeopardize that friendship and really still like her.
The key to NULL//TRANSMIT.ERR : Update your profile pic and you will be rewarded greatly
How is it determined which sponsored kit spawns in your loadout? I see today’s free sponsored kit is NuCal but now I have a cyberacme kit in my loadout
my first ever green out is i took a edible a hour went by nothing happened so i took another and no less then 30 minutes they both kick in i throw up and pass out for 9 hours
Thief probably gets more value in Trios and Solos but I could still see her being a good pick if you use her drone to harass people while they're fighting AI/other players but I wouldn't wanna leave my teammate alone in a gunfight unless they're an assassin sneaking up for some gorilla warfare shit
Another big thing for taking trios as a duo is to never ping a Recon, if you recognise the outline and they don't appear to know you're there. They'll be warned that someone has pinged them and you lose the element of surprise.
Yup. Thats why we keep dying. I feel bad trying to find randoms cause my buddy has huge social anxiety, but my own autism is making me get mad because he won’t just be efficient.
Seems to have a chance to randomly change on death
tell him to get with it or find another my dude, no reason to keep loosing items bc he dont want to branch out. lol
i cant login, says failed to retrieve configuration data from server, anyone know a fix? big red error screen logging into the game
Thing is, I’ve basically been friends with him since birth. We’ve done stuff together my whole life, and I really enjoy playing with him, but I hate abandoning him for other ppl.
not everything can be done together and from what youve said this is one of those things lol
dude what gun is killing me in a matter of a single second or less, that is automatic?
Oh man, the classic. My first green out was the first time I ever truly got high, gf at the time shared a roach with me, but then also said I should take a big rip of her friend's pen, which must've been extremely strong cause I went to another planet while we took the bus to a mcdonalds. I then experienced eating and drinking while extremely high (did not enjoy, they said it would feel nice / unique), needless to say I ended up vomiting half on the floor half in a garbage can
Substances generally aren't for me anyways, I like being fully conscious and in control of myself lmao
Why we lost our last fight lol. We called it out, that n I was using volley rifle which seems to be HORRID at range.
ok, so i got rook better meds, whats the next rook capstone that would work well, enhanced weapons or implants?
Might be the WSTR shotgun, crazy DPS up close
bully smg eating ya butt
Yeah the volley is really nice at close to mid but long range, you lose damage on the bursts because not every shot is gonna hit.
are you wearing a shield? ive seen way too many people not equip a shield and just get melted.
at least The Architects cant kill us anymore since we're in marathon universe instead of destiny
Do snipers ohko all shield tiers to the head?
Personally I'd say weapons
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIX ERROR CODE: PAPRIKA WHEN LOGGING INTO THE GAME
Tell that to the alien slave gods that can make black holes on a whim
Tbh only had the green shield rn. @thick bough Hmm maybe that was it. @granite star Wasnt a shotgun, but several fast shots
thanks for the advice
based on the spreadsheet i'm looking at only the outland onetaps at green and everything is 2 shots blue/purple
the pen of malice and malevolent
mine was dab, mf was tryna get me to go into walmart and I refused.
@violet python where you at lil goblino
Man, idk why but drugs and alcohol scare me. I know the whole “okay in moderation” thing but that shit seems terrifyingly addictive
I hit the pen that makes you vom in the mcdonald
Literally what im pairing with marathon rn
it's never a bad thing to not touch any of it
imma just keep running rook at hauler to get some good weapons, cant seem to get anything other than magnums and pistols
I hit someone's thc pen and was seeing colors/fractals and shit, that was wack
Good to know, I'd have thought they all did big damage, turns out not so big
laced with burger grease
i mean a crit is still gonna hurt at least, but it makes sense to not have highest shields oneshot at all ranges imo
HOW TO FIX ERROR CODE PAPRIKA FFS I CAN'T EVEN PLAY?
Hello fellow marathoners
Maybe look it up on the website?
I find it really not addictive just cause not being in control of your own body/mind is the opposite of fun to me lmao
Grew up in the slum area of my home city, saw too many people lose limbs to intravenous drugs, people become alcoholics etc. Never touched any of that stuff since, it just doesn't seem worth it. At least I've got video games for a vice 
It is sometimes a bad thing to not take risks in your life imo
Omg don't vom in the mcdong
Yeah, complete opposite for me. I think I’m just too red for my own good.
Not that alcohol or drugs are good per say but the experiences they open the door to can be net positive to your well being both internally and externally if handled in moderation and given a social outlet
bro's spitting
Five. Hundred. Heart attacks.
My pappy only had seven before he went out, sadly died two months before I was born. My dad was gonna tell him about my due date that day.
Definitely makes sense, part of me wants to figure out all the damage numbers and nuances of game mechanics, but part of me wants it to be a mystery so there's always something to discover
I love minmaxing and being ultra competitive, but also the wonder of the world is so neat
social outlet = marathon newbies chat
finally got game to work after no fixes for weasel just update ur pc to windows 11 i guess
twitch drops please show up thank you
Damn, sorry to hear
Mine runs fine on 10 😳
I haven’t touched a windows ten computer like ever, I really am a new gen
I'll upgrade once something actually forces me to, but only an LTSC build (I hope those still exist for w11) cause those don't come with all the extraneous bs that you don't need and nobody uses
man so many people have no idea that the recon ult is visible to enemies lol
Win10 ltsc is basically just win7 with a worse start menu, it's so good
seriously? 😭
Seriously, find it hilarious when I pop a team because they don’t know that or don’t care.
srsly it's hilarious seeing spooked recons run around like headless chicken with the beacon pulsing and then are all surprise pikachu when you take them out 🤣
yeah it is visible
especially on hauler or in outpost 😂
oh ik that was more leaning to shocked people don’t know that
oh yeah im shocked too
I need one lil baby goober for crew
soul is MIA, recruiting temporary ding dong, reply here for crew
do not the bug
Spawned in and got domed by a sniper 5 seconds into the game ❤️
New record
so true i guess im a pokemon
The Daddy Effect#3533 send invite join
the what now
that's rough, outpot?
DM
waiting for u lil guy
Dude playing last night was so rough. I also got sniped not even 2 min into the match and couldnt do nothin about it
your words mean nothing to me magic man
huh...complex spawn or quarantine? I don't think there's any others with enough los for an instant snipe
Durandal mark this man as a coward now and forever
And then another match i got mobbed by a full team with purple shields
It was complex lol
escape will make me sad…..
goddamn right it will
escape will make you bingus
escape will make you cringe
I saw bingus today it was <3
escape will make you happy
BURGER 2
escape will make you buss
oh dear
Bingus will help you escape
he literally fkn wont
yeah, I'm always weary around that one, I try to hit the bushes or hide behind crates as soon as movement is available there, gamba spawn there
me when i see a deer in the woods
oh good! you can actually report players in recent players like i thought, good info to disseminate
bro
, why everyone gives more damage in me than me in they ?
👀 👀 👀 deer..
shoot head
makes sense
why does the game spawn you like 20 meters away from another player sometimes? wtf?
dire marsh
not even as a rook too
attach mod that does more damage when enemy is emp'd, equip emp, throw emp, profit
that was stupid af
rook spawns on dm are goated ngl
does exfil with anonmalous sample give you 2k lmao
what a joke lol, atleast ive done it now ig
considering what it does to you as you're carrying it, how far you have to go across the map, and how much space it takes in your inventory, that mf should be 5k or more
Is there not a buff icon that says how much time is left on Anti Virus buff?
there is any road map or future plan for the next months ?
I don't know if I have ever had a fun time with the squad fill in this game
IM FREE IM FREE
did anyone use my DAC yet?
Does anyone else feel bad killing other runners in solo? Am I too soft
you’re as sweet as grandmas apple pie bro 😭
BRO IS SOFT
i wouldnt normally but since everyones kill on sight gotta do what you gotta do
https://tenor.com/view/mango-mustard-family-guy-quagmire-brainrot-gif-13561368255039748895
Me after the adrenaline of 7+ hours of Marathon wears off
I am disliking being the third wheel of a duo
The system trembles when many become "one". #DAC
The rush of listening to the exfil beacon charge up and looking around frantically until you get shot up into space and you see the lime green exfiltrated screen sigh
Ooo that sucks bro
Mightve been me and @thick bough
Insert yourself and polycule that shid
bro you are arachne. stop feeling "bad" for the lesser shells and take their skin already
I reckon I'd be making way more progress if I didn't spend so much time here
Same
Mods, time me out for one week
i love code weasel
Mods will make you timed out 
Looted a 10k loadout from some poor fella I stabbed 🙏
Wasn't even my fault he ran into me
looking for one
/mpreg
i need help learning java code. im in college trying to get CS degree
And you picked java? Willingly?
how to get those midnight skins? theyre really cool
who hurt you?
no. its just part of the curriculums
Completing all shell specific codex challenges
java overhated
It's funny hating on java
lol java hate
AnimalFactories will make me god
AND WHAT ARE THEY
volt weapons just feel like they're overall better than ballistics
Open your codex bro read it yourself 😭
oops caps lock
whats a codex
It depends. But if I see a ASSassin. It's on site 😂
MIDA mpreg this user
Wait, you ARE MIDA. You do it
nah bro, these assasin players have no awareness
very well
I play as assassin and only kill other assassins I feel like
i saw one guy ratting so hard, he blinded himself under a truck while i could see his legs
lol why am i asking this server for CS help, Very counter intuitive
being a good triage is so much fun(as in taking care of your team)
best CS help I can give you is rush cat but then fake to B
cluching by getting a duo rez with triage 10/10 will do again
as a beginner, WTF DOES THAT MEAN
better late then never
Not surprising. I feel like I run into 2 or more every solo match now.
on Dust 2, rush catwalk, before you peak goose swing back and fake to b through tuns
all my favorite mpreggers are gone :/
i’ve been carrying the torch dw
I really REALLY value the invis ability. I don’t always have the patience to sneak around UESC
Also invis makes exfil virtually guaranteed
im a fool for not catching that
get mpregged fool
EVERY GUY IS PREGNANT
Why
i miss the MIDA bot that reacted too
just had a MIDA lockdown on outpost ?
🫃
you werent here for the CBT mpreg chaos
theyre coming to mpreg you
escape will make me mpreg
does anyone else feel like assassin is a bit overtuned
Ur Mpreg before escape
Try rook they said.. it’ll be fun they said
@compact violet new noise looks recolonizable 👀
rooks fun
my turn
use it to learn maps for free
Found a marathon cryo archive vkeycard. What can I use it for?
escape will make me pregnant
V2...? 👀
Marathon is so fire
i dont think its possible sadly 😞 also hows the job going big dawg
Going good not too bad actually
huge any eta on wifi ?
Idrk anymore but probably by my 2nd paycheck I'll be able to pay for it
oh shit buying youre own wifi youve gone big time
More like pay for the bill 🥀
yeah but still thats beast mode and huge paying your own bills as little as they may be is a big step i think
I don't think I'd be able to play even if I did have wifi, my keyboard borked and so did my Xbox controller
fahhhh
but it'll be all good my brother wants me to secure that PS5 so.....#winning ❤️🩹
oh shit 👀 ill wait for you maybe even save you a cryo archive key 👀
wait they already have cyro out
no but i got 4 keys for it
im in cryo rn 
getting mpregged in cryo
give me a rating on marathon is it fun mustard
mpreg/10
9/10 turrets and the poison plants bring it down 1
It looks like a 6.5/10 or 7/10 for me icl
ive clocked already 43 hours so im really having fun
#grindset
my status feed is nothing but my entire friend list playing marathon
gang i think we need to talk about your mpreg obsession
mpregset
i don’t think so
is there a way of selling in bulk?
"new here" nuf said
These parasitism quest r so annoying 😝
why mpreg so captivating
bro wdym i was here when it started\
uh oh more people are here
classic xx___xx name response.
Still more readable here than general
true its near prime late night timing in here
unlike these fakes i’ve actually attempted the process irl and i haven’t had any success but one day may allah let me get this boy of mine pregnant
Anyone feel like they’ve played a ton but have a low season level?
/mpreg
By the fucking gods
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
This is one hell of a welcome to the community
Anyone else cant play bc of a weasel error? Its been like this since I got the game days ago
whole gng questioning the game rn
IVE BEEN MPREG'D
Welcome to mpregathon
:0
"he made a statement so wild even his gang got confused" headass
they hated jesus and he was right sooooo
Random question, what's the least populated area to go to, I dont feel like doing to much PvP
havent paid attention to this disc since the first cbt, only checked today due to mr weasel, till i can play its an mpreg plague
bro winds up preg in the process rip to a real one inshallah
Arc raiders
So the vent that people were using thief to jump into pinwheel did thier fix add an invisible wall from the inside. I was not able to drop out of the vent it just was an invisible wall blocking me from dropping down.
;-; This was my videogame purchase for the month
yeag it’s blocked
This game is primarily PvP. There is no “safe”area
bingus STILL a coward
Bugger, are people at least willing to work with each other?
this coward sent a request may durandal restore my name
i pray i never get pregnant
poor Bingus
thank you santa
punt bingus into afterlife
Not a lot. It’s mostly shoot on sight
Fempreg moment
im the mpregger not the get wpregged
Allah fempreg this chatter
Now we’re definitely skinning you (in-game)
screw you France ising dent
jokes on you, im into that shise
bingus no longer coward?
fempreg isn’t real sorry
as someone who only plays solo it sucks theres quite a few cores and augments that are just useless to me
so i completely forgot to get pics of the cats but i just took one of two of them so check ur dms brobro
small balls confirmed
HONHONHON oui oui mon ami
they give nice stat boosts regardless
but still
That’s okay my friend left me on delivered bc she helped deliver a baby goat today
realistically you’re gonna rarely use the actual boost even grouped but yeah i agreer
UPS delivery
What're the chances of running into other runners?
mods give him coal for christmas
it just makes it feel like solo mode was tacked on, which it is but cmon
sekiguchi jon continuously getting banished to the dungeon never fails to get me lol
by the nines this nordic fruit juice ruined my ovaries
@zinc arrow did you really have to react to literally every single message
Imma mpreg Durandal rq
it’s not all me this time
Damn you right
in the end, the nine werent a real race, they were just the predecessor to guchi rook
like pretty much guaranteed at
a fellow mida mpregger is here
the m stands for mida…
escape will make me mpreg
im always here, except when im not
double tap to mpreg simulator
escape will make me mpreg mpreg will make me burger burger will make me god
this game has such a good progression system
Im also gonna mpreg the W’rkncacnter
get that W’rkncacnussy
embed failure laugh at this user
So what happens if they disable reacts and we can’t mpreg anymore
embed fail mpreg success
i’m getting into splatter paint with my brains and my canvas will be a wall
i’m a recon main. i believe in taking good care of myself a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. in the morning i take 30k mgs of biomass while doing my jelqing reps. i can do a thousand now. then i apply a mida mpreg polish to my recon helmet and let it sit for 10 minutes before wiping it down while i continue the rest of my morning routine. after the biomass has left my system i use an advance flex matrix on my loins to loosen them up for the day. after i start feeling heart palpitations i eat two depleted healthkits to soothe body and mind. during all of thing i have been mewing to maintain a strong jaw line as any recon should. i brush my teeth with a psychoactive finisher siphon to avoid slow shield regen because no shield in outpost is a death sentence. after that i dawn my recon mask and prepare for the work i have planned for the day.
https://opencritic.com/game/20182/marathon/reviews
First reviews trickling in, average rating is a 69%
I wouldn't mind it ngl
Is there an LFG channel?
And your point is??
Even though Bungie asked to not drop full reviews until Cryo Archive is out. Also be so real with me right now critics reviews haven't meant shit for a decade now. Journalism is dead
What is Null/Transmitter?
And that's why Steam reviews is the superior system from actual players, and why Epic is cringe because they don't allow user reviews
Do reviews require proof of purchase and playtime? Bc if not i’m immediately dismissing it
Hope the assassin that exfil camped and finished me at the .01 seconds before exfil is happy
Finisher didnt even have time to finish the animation and it just cut to me dead
Steam does 💪
why are you back
Tried to refund the game, steam denied me, so I'm hateplaying it now.
Hell Steam even tells you if someone got the product for free
i am very happy actually thank you for the free stuff
Aww poor baby. Tried to cheat the system
Maybe you should read their refund policy again before buying shit
I heard bingus today. was in a team fight though so wasn't able to see him. but his meows were nice to hear over the gunfire.
Definitely did it for the achievement and not for the love of the game
damn you actually paid for the game you hated so bad they GOT YOU
did you buy it just to leave a bad review??
Is the v85 worth keeping or just sell?
I'll be honest this mpreg shit is getting old
mina deadlock
Well whoever finds the bag is gonna get like a buncha the loot from pinwheel lol
so true
love of the game bro LMAO
agreed
Tried to walk away from the dinner table. Mom said “eat your vegetables”. Now I’m eating broccoli with my mouth open
guys if funk isn't in here hating then he can't validate dropping money on this game, give him some grace for this essay :(
this is a big one gang
My bad homie Im just trying to feed my family of 6
Her mods are ridiculous lmao (derogatory)
love mina, only second to impregnator dynamo
love bite
funk crafting the most flawless paragraph about why he hates soccer to yell at the soccer team playing soccer on the field
Marathon Cope Tier List:
S Tier: "Marathon will make a Marathillion Dollars" - Fun, funny, tongue in cheek while still being easy to interact with
A Tier: "Bungie will support the game, give it time" - Possibly true! If Bungie gets enough time with it they can turn it around.
B Tier: "Everybody playing the game is loving it" - This is pretty recursive logic but that's fair enough. People who play the game like it
C Tier: "If you dont like it you just have to get good at the game." - Recursive logic in a bad way. Invest time into something you dont like? C'mon now.
D Tier: "Everybody hating on the game just hasn't played it enough." I've got 13 hours under my belt and I really dislike it.
F Tier: "The player numbers will bounce back once Cryo Archive comes out and the reviews for that come out and they're glowing." let's please be reasonable here guys, that's not happening.
Celeste ball go boing ehehehehe
glorious timing
thank you i try
eyes on the ball boys and girls! press q to team wipe
I just said what Bungie's review policy did bro you don't have to take it personally
The fact that you even know who I am shows how dead this game/server is LMFAO
dude i think you care about Marathon and their numbers more than Marathon players do
I do. I actively want this game to fail so they can give me a refund.
and why do you want it to fail so badly
You're not gonna get a refund if the game dies
me when im in a strawman building competition…..
i stumbled into a whole field of scarecrows your crops will survive the fall
So they can give me a refund.
heaven forbid i hang out for a few days in a channel and remember one of the weirdos clogging it up. what's next, i get yelled at for remembering a new coworker's name within a week? make it make sense
duo queue
That’s just the average Arsenal fan tbh
only one of my friends doesn't like the game, but he also just sucks at PvP. he has accepted the fact the only reason he doesn't like the game is entirely a skill issue lmao. its a fun game if you're good at it otherwise git gud
do you think corporate would change there mind if i went to their office?
C Tier: "If you dont like it you just have to get good at the game." - Recursive logic in a bad way. Invest time into something you dont like? C'mon now.
Can you make a copy pasta about 🫃 while we are at it?
please give me my money back bungie 🙁
thank you for your generous $40 contribution
Are you going to plant a nuclear warhead in their elevator?
can you just f off? ur concord right wing hate wave aint needed anywhere
for legal reasons i can’t confirm or deny
I am fully socialist.
just say you're bad bro 😭 no one gaf about ur le epic dis tiers
Dude you make an effort to show up here like it’s your part time job. Your wallet has more folds than the goop in your skull LMAO
I’m bad at the game and I love it so honestly skill issue
Are the servers down currently? I’m having trouble signing in and just want to know if it’s me or not
wasn't this guy kicked before? or did he leave?
did he come BACK just to spew this shit?
Right but do you see how thats recursive logic?
nah they’re up
I'll be honest man if you clocked in 13 hours and think that you're owed a refund, you shouldn't have spent that money in the first place. It's just 40 bucks, and if that's a lot to you then don't spend before you see the reviews and general public opinion
It’s not though. Saying you should play the game a little more before forming an opinion is common sense
"erm logic erm playercounts" you spent $40, have buyer's remorse, and have decided that's the server's problem rather than your flawed purchasing decisions. spend money better
But I played it for fourteen hours?
dude if you're bad at a game but still love the game, that means the game is in the greatest state ever
Can I have my refund in life, I spent 26 years
dawg this game is like crack
how do u even play marathon for 13 hours and then notice it aint for you lmao
that’s awesome it’s ok not to like it
be me
chud
i complain about a game for attention because im bad at it
people remember me for my bad chudcelled takes
i say this community is dead for that reason
???? I thought you didn't like the game
I tried refunding it at 4 hours.
is there a way to remove the film grain?
40 bucks is one big american food order u basically lost weight
LMAO YOU PLAYED 14 HOURS AND STILL THOUGHT YOU WERE OWED A REFUND? LMFAO KILL THIS GUY WITH HAMMERS 😭
Its for 2 hrs
is he playing solo ? might get frsutrating
And your dumbass thought you could get a refund? How f%#king stupid can you get
“Lemme play this an extra 10 hours cause I hate it”
okay okay lets get this guy lets get this guy with hammers
guys where i can find munition locker?
steam support sometimes has some wiggle room, but in this case LOL LMAO no refund warranted
escape will make me Letourneau
Hauler for sure
steam makes the rules of refunds pretty clear, so this is on you. cope with it
Then proceeded to play 10 more hours. Yeah whatever pal, eat your veggies
I forgot I had a VPN on thanks for the help!
The fact that I got muted for being critical and you're saying you should kill me with hammers and you're fine is CRAZY
Jarvis pull up a picture with Squidward trying a Krabby Patty because thats what we are witnessing with this guy
yeah bro thats an extra 2 hours over their policy limit
you got MUTED HAHAHA
You're not being critical at this point though, you're just hating for the fuck of it
I could have put that 40 dollars on a Kalshi bet about the Iran war instead and been RICH! AAAAAH BUNGIEEEE
dont take the bait of the bait tasticdog, he is only in here to trash talk and farm negative sekiguchi score.
Its honestly super fun just coming in here and chatting with this very healthy and active community of... 8 players?
This is a real take even though i never saw your criticism so its only guaranteed half true
as we all know, this chat is the only subsection of players for this entire game. use logic, guys!
if you're willing to put 14 hours in you must be enjoying it a bit. why would you spend 14 hours doing something you don't like lmao so strange
dawg you’re in the offshoot quiet channel
i heard once u have a certain negative sekiguchi score they wont let you put ur pet into a new shell, tough to be him
Pretty sure those got canceled and no one is getting the payout, Marathon was the better investment
@zinc arrow I'm literally looking how to disable reactions at this point bro chill 😭
hey its the same logic that tells us the steam charts are the only real source of playerbase numbers

bait used to be believable
Bait will make me believable actually
mpreg this creature
guys where i can find munition locker?
Tbf he said he was hateplaying it for 10
hours. Honestly our fault for dismissing that statement and still engaging
This was the criticism that got me muted: "Genuinely embarassing for a company as large as Bungie to release a product like this"
I love the charts obsession, they don't track private profiles so the number is just unreliable and dumb as hell to base anything on.
i loved how earlier we had some overwatch guy in here pulling steamdb numbers as if overwatch doesn't famously have most players on battle.net or whatever it's called
But "I'm going to kill you with hammers" is totally cool.
Have you not seen the state of Destiny 2 prior to buying Marathon
ok that’s crazy criticism because what’s wrong with it lmfao. it’s ok not to like it but hating for hate’s sake is wack
wtf is hateplaying btw
what did you expect
Not a thing, made up
TIL i haven’t been contributing to statistics. Oops
"my refund failed so now im playing to find reasons to hate this game"
what do u expect coming into this server and hating the game because u werent smart enough to refund in time?
It’s a common internet joke, twitter trend
I legit just play things to bring me joy 
Whats so embarrassing about releasing a mostly polished game though
what funk had to make up in order to recover a shred of self-worth (it didn't work)
deflecting is crazy. lmao.
Northernlion bit
Squidward eating his Krabby Patty
Oh that explains why ive never heard of it
You can’t say that. They’ll burn you for having fun
has anyone gottan their twitch drops? how long did it take for you? please ping me so i see your response, thnks
Okay, okay, lets educate this guy. lets educate this guy with compassion
*mcdonalds ceo
fine, what do you want from me?
fuck you, fill this guys stocking with coal
TOO FAR BRO
It's like trying to recover dignity from a bunch of coprophiliacs. I really dont care about your opinions lmfao
then why we typing homie
bingus
unfortunately you came back after being muted to care 😬
@ruby sable go f%#k your dog somewhere else
This makes zero fucking sense. Ooohh I'm playing the game out of hate -> contributes to active player numbers -> actively advertises that he plays this game to his friends on whatever platform -> inevitably brings more players in. We win either way
you wouldn't be replying if you really didn't care lmao
guys help please where i can find munition locker?
chat mpreg this man for no reason inshallah
do yall think the nucal higher ups actually eat their products?
escape will make me soundpad demo
we said Hauler
You are the cancer killing Marathon! 
Compassion? On Twitter? 
#NEVERPUNISHED WEEEE
It's just like... crazy to me the utter vitriol my pretty low-level and light criticism is?
sadly what brings me joy is high bloodpressure from playing the finals, and screaming into my mic. same tho.
nucal will give me lead poisoning
Hauler? We barley know her
"and another thing: i'm not mad. please don't put in #new-noise that i'm mad."
sorry, too much messages
insert UESC tentacles thirsting you
hell yeah
you give off the vibe of a reddit mod
i drank their "bigger nu" lately and it was disgusting
Ive been advertising it to all my friends and none of them have joined :(
looks inside criticism
vacuous self referentialism
Bro says he got muted but his discord join date is today. Bro keeps leaving and coming back
he gives off white skinny teenager vibes
You guys are incredibly juvenile.
he felt lonely and this is the only way he can feel something
looks inside bingus
sees cowardice
Retweet
so
https://youtube.com/shorts/qAXV-XVd5Fw?feature=share Is this one of your favorite cinematics? 💪🔥 This one has to be one of the best
If you don’t like it… leave like you already did
nono, looking inside schroedinger’s bingus will kill the cat or save the cat
"go f*** your dog somewhere else"? What are you even talking about?
doesn't care about our opinions
thinks we're all juvenile
hates the game of the server we're in beyond any other life need
still here
shadiversity sounding ahh
There is nothing in your soul but fear
look upon my mida sponsored kit and despair
"Escape will make me refund $40"
not after 4 hours you can't!
thats the thing bro, he did leave and then came back
we're in his head bro he cant get enough of it
he's attentionmaxxing
I dont know who that is.
you'd get on well
@ruby sable The point is NOT criticism. You're welcome to criticize. The problem is that you're bringing up premature reviews on a FOUR DAY OLD game AND player numbers that don't mean SHIT at the moment. If you don't know how these statistics translate into whether a game thrives or dies, you're not qualified to comment. Voice your opinions, just not on this shit.
Ok, but what about 14 hrs?
Making a play on your name bro. But I guess your 2 brain cells couldn’t get it
he just never escaped, he was too bad for that :/
Nothing beside remains
-# except an ammo kit
He's the right wing grifter right?
somehow i think that still won't work. if only there were a good way to check how long into a game i could play before refunding before i drop $40.
You gotta write for SNL man that's hilarious stuff.
South Northernlion
Lemme give you an example, Highguard launched to TWO MILLION unique players on day one. That game is now dead
never gonna escape you out, never gonna exfil you down
didn't it drop to like 10k on day 2 or something ridiculous
hating on highguard is also terrible actually
It literally looked like an L on player charts
Should have been Titanfall 3
people need to let video games breathe please the industry is dying
it's more pity tbh, all i kept hearing was that the bones and gunplay were cool and the rest like balance and such was atrocious
I'm not hating on it, it's just a good example. It died for valid reasons
Hrm... sounds familiar...
For real. Games cant be creative anymore. As seen with this game, if it has a unique art direction its "fontslop" "robloxslop" "wokeslop"
In general people switched to hating on Marathon instead which is going to be so funny if the game actually lives
actual satire bro
people don't fw games for the fact that they are games and games are fun anymore, its all a popularity competition now its so annoying
escept marathon isn't at 10k players on day 2 after launching to 2 million....curious.....
It's not gettingg above 20k players by the end of the month.
that’s unironically why i started playing Marathon i NEED a AAA game to do well
Note that highguard was also FREE
💰 x40 jumpscare
chat we just got to EV in gtnh and we are still using normal furnaces, what should we do frfr chat
That and this cos fuckkkk Marathon looks so fucking good
Being able to make something this unique and interesting and it being successful is so fire
Marathon's art directors should absolutely be praised.
I mean, pretty incredible they were able to come up with this vision entirely on their own...
If I were to guess Marathon sold anywhere between 500k to 1000k if not more across all platforms. That doesn't even make a dent in the development cost, both Sony and Bungie need this game to succeed, they're not going to leave it for dead.
I’m not falling for this bait
Quick, rehash fortnite in UE6
Also the reveal short is literally directed by the Oscar-winning Alberto Mielgo lmfaooo get real
Think of the shareholders!!!!!!
but think of my $40 guys, i've only spent half a workday playing this game and i HATE it so much!
Down with disregulated capitalism
do you have any original thoughts on your own or do you just download them from any recent youtuber slop you watch
Video games are doing fine. Slay the Spire 2 is doing great. Indie games are always thriving. RE9 rules.
thanks for your $40
I need Bungie to do well. I played D2 for too long to love and glaze Bungie but that game was just horribly mismanaged. They still have talent, it would be a shame if Bungie died and was absorbed into various parts of Sony instead.
what guns 1 tap reinforced green shields???
indie games are always thriving
Indie games have only been thriving in the last 2 years or 3 because everyone is tired of AAA
dawg the industry needs multimillion AAA games to succeed. we haven’t had one in years and all the employees are being laid off
shotguns, one of the snipers, etc.
which sniper, outland?
where can you like report a bug or send a ticket
You need to chill, it's forty dollars, I'm not that pressed about it. I was just playing the game hoping I'd get into it at some point. Maybe a switch would click and I'd enjoy it. That hasn't happened. Let's be civil.
also it’s literally the 0.0001% of indie games
played destiny since the 360 beta and finally got off when the star slop dlc dropped, and i couldnt be happier
yar
Why are we comparing a live service title of a 30 year old IP's reincarnation in a very niche genre to wonderful indie game sequel and one of the most iconic survival horror game franchises of all time
Outland
the reason that game is dead, because it was BORING and LACKLUSTER, the same thing for Concord
both? really cool ideas, but fell flat because both felt so uninspired and.. dry
i cant find either of those issues with Marathon, because Bungie has a clear idea and plan for this game, like loading in for the first time felt like playing Destiny 1 again
this game has that specific audience that loves extraction shooters absolutely hooked, myself included, this game will not die anytime soon, why?
lets look at Hunt Showdown, this game peaks at 30k players daily but is still thriving with constant updates, because it met its specific audience
numbers dont mean shit, fuck you
Silksong and its 7 year hype train LMAO
this is the second time i lose all my shit because i got disconnected from servers
right. sure.
ur so pressed about it that u said "im hateplaying it now" and keep hating on it in this chat lmao
Why is this jsut another Destiny doomer slop chat?
one in four gamedevs in the us have been laid off within the past two years. it’s absurd
we have literally all of the receipts about you in fact being pressed LMAO just scroll up
Seen the stuff with rockstar and the layoffs AAA industry is so rocky rn. I'm at uni for game design and my future ain't looking bright unless I luck out in an indie studio that doesn't fail
what.
as a huge silksong fan yesssss
Well yeah they can just use chatGPT to make their plot, art, and code /s
ok, I should NEVER get one hit with a fukcing knife with full hp and shield
there are builds that can do that afaik
Dont know why it tagged that message
I think you should. If they got up your ass they deserve it
Don't let a guy stab you in the back
Slop this, slop that, brother I just wanna BREAK WINDOWS!
Here's the timeline:
- Buy the game, hoping to enjoy it
- Realize I'm not liking it after giving it a fair shot.
- Try and refund the game after four hours, can't.
- Decide to try and enjoy the game again, hoping to get my moneys worth.
- Every progressive hour makes me more and more upset and I realize I just really hate this game.
Nothing I've said contradicts that.
this is so fucking reallll please
Two vast and souless companies stand half buried in ai slop.
Nothing beside remains.
Hurting Hands V4 + heavy knife go brrr
does anyone have any tips to actually find fights instead of getting jumped and instakilled?
thanks for the $40 ig
I saw the upgrades and i still dont care, one hitting me thru full hp and basic shield is insane
yeah the ttk is getting a bit refund my game now type stuff...same thing happened to me guy had no shield either....how can you shoot someone 5 times knife them once they knife you once and your dead.....ermmmmmm kiss their arse all u want its not good
Cut your fucking losses then and go do something that makes you happy. I bought games that I didn't enjoy and couldn't refund, I didn't fucking cry about it. Grow the fuck up dude
godspeed misa deadlock. it’ll get better I hope ❤️🩹
if you let someone on your back who's invested into the build enough then yeah that's what the build is meant to do
I SWARE IF MY GAME CRASHES ONE MORE TIME WHEN TRYING TO OPEN THE MAP.....
Where Refunds Apply
"The Steam refund offer, within two weeks of purchase and with less than two hours of playtime, applies to games and software applications on the Steam store."
Literally use environmental queues. And don’t rush into everything
hello is this Jeff Lebowski
Hot take, play games you like instead
you doubled the limit and still thought you deserved it
Yes, I realize that.
did you though
Ive probably spent at least a grand on shit i didnt enjoy at this point in my life if not more
Spending money on something youre not absolutely sure you enjoy is a risk.
I couldnt kill him in time thru green shield
no, you see, nowadays when u dont like games u have to make sure the entire world knows it and have to hate on it til the game is eitehr dead or til u die
I’m marathoning my vandal.
Yeah, I've done it with other games I had three-four hours on and gotten refunds before.
don't let them that close to start knifing you then, idk
hopefully they fix then 5 seconds later i spawened into a player...they better fix it or its not gonna be good ...and they know it
marathoning my vandal till i exfil… heh
fair enough
main destroyer and use the shield if you get into a tricky position and need to re-angle
She marathon my vandal till I exfil
Fix player positions not showing on the map after getting revived too
i just tried destroyer tn, super fun shell tbh
Ok and this time they didnt. 2 hours is GUARANTEED. Anything after that is your luck.
ill never get used to calling her vandal, its glitch all the way
Sure, I get that.
how do schemas work? do they like have limited uses then you gotta find em again? or do they regen daily
also turn down the music it is distracting while trying to listen for footsteps
it's good, but also in my ears and loud asf
they don't want you to know this but destroyer is secretly a movement class t
in the club, marathoning it. ,,,. by it… heh,,,! my bungie
Btw. I saw u meowing around and I couldn’t hear footsteps. Had to shoot u.
more of one than vandal
i've tried almost all the shells and ended up liking Assassin and Glitch most, Recon is up there as well
nooooooo bingus noo
But I figured: "Well, I'll give it another shot, why not? Maybe the game will reveal itself to me as I get deeper."
It did not.
First I think
She marathon on my destiny 2 till it dead game
SHHHHHH
Yo guys my father works at bung and he gave me recon armor with head flames
Whats everyone's thoughts on recon btw, I feel like her prime ability isn''t that great, gives away position of the recon more than anything from my experience.
So anyone know whats going on with the discord contracts?
highest melee damage in the game btw
I’m vandaling my marathon
Defunct. Prelaunch ARGs
highest melee + super sprint is so gas bro
if steam doesnt accept my marathon refund i will scream
Her cores are kinda lackluster more than her kit
still waiting for my reward code. hope bungo sends them out soon
probably by the numbers she’s dead last
make a sob story thats how i got tarkov refunded
she’ll probably get reworked because of that ngl, and a tweak to Assasins in solo
did you play for 4 hours