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stop typing
Rip this copy and paste. Why you even watching this channel like paint drying @kind dome 💀play a game or something
Yeah major.kelp
beat it, punk!
Weak
You tell em major kelp
dude he's old as hell i'm not arguing w unc bruh
Bruh your a major that’s atleast 10 years in the armed forces you Unc too
*you're 😎 😎
I can't wait for this game to come out
Me neither buddy. Stay positive
I have bad news for you
Don't say it💔
It's not true bro... It was only delayed indefinitely...






🦠
🤬

yeah I vote for the GOP (Gooning On Percocet)
wat
thing abt it 😁 💭
Wuduh freaks
😛
Fake info
major
kelp
It was me, I ask that you properly rinse out your bread bowl so it can be easier to clean
Good advice. Thanks.
i’m a demon 😈 🔥 🔥 🐺
Demons are outlawed so ur banned
What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent chinese meal?
TON 618
BT 7274
what is that message that null bot sent im confused

Why is chat in slow mode? Is it to prevent chatting?
yo add me back on playstation dawg
it’s to prevent spam dummy
what if this svr had vc
there should be a secret server of just cool #new-noise regulars…
Nah that would be lame fr
Collect my 22 worms
no that's what the automod is for

Nobody has the kahoonas to even attempt 42 worms tho 🧐
@dense onyx just did, see my above message
corn chips yo
bye
Facts
hmm
Ppl who play league is weird
people who play csgo is weird
Is this game gonna be out anytime soon after the whole art team copying someone else's work. Cause if that is true this game should start the design from ground up.
Or have they found out a solution out of it.
I don’t think this projects gonna go well with how long they’ve taken already I feel like it’ll just flop:/
ChatGPT, please write me a series of messages to post in the Marathon Official Discord server in which I (in this order) inquire into the state of the game's development and possible cancellation; express doubt as to the prospect of its successful launch and long term viability; and state my preference for competing extraction shooter ARC Raiders.
guards, sieze him
@still roost
@still roost everybody getting hacked apparently
Seven(7) critters
I would of done horrible things to yur tav if we played bg3 together
is there any way to guarantee a spot in the next playtest
Work at Bungie as Marathon QA
Popping in to say, it’s my birthday, back to RDO
Happy birthday!
Thanks, unfortunately it got ruined already
happy birthday 🖤
happy birthday, pluto 🥳
I decided to make the meme real and here's what it gave me:
Hey all, just wanted to open a conversation about the state of Marathon’s development.
It’s been a while since we’ve had substantial updates, and I think a lot of us are wondering what’s going on behind the scenes. Is development still progressing at a steady pace, or are there internal challenges that could be putting the project at risk of cancellation? The long silence is making it harder to stay optimistic.
I’ll be honest—I’m starting to have serious doubts about the likelihood of a successful launch, and especially about Marathon’s long-term viability as a live-service extraction shooter. The genre is incredibly competitive, and right now, I’m finding ARC Raiders more compelling both in terms of its direction and communication with the community.
Would love to hear from others: are you still confident in Marathon, or are you having similar concerns?
being completely correct has never felt so hollow and soul crushing
Arent these genres kinda like a 1 n done release deal for cash grabs
DragonflyGPT, make me a recipe for 20-layer nacho dip specifically using peanut butter and jelly.
you say this but you don't know im actually a huge fiend for mexican food
I mean ill b goin royally hard on f2p, lookin like the biggest dork on the map
there's to many diddys in the internet so im deleting my internet
this is so far off the baseline, its laughable. Just because you didn't get into the more recent tests, and therefore aren't privy to what is/isn't going on, doesn't mean its dead nor dying. I played the most recent tests for both ARC and Marathon, and what i can say, is that Marathon is in a MUCH better state.
if you think ARC is going to succeed, and Marathon will not, you are misguided and ill informed
I love rating gpt output on blade runner 2049 voight-kampff baseline
Even if you didn't mean to, that's my fascination of the week now. (Last week was "smoking counterfeit labubu")
What if both succeed just fine
Jeez like 1/5 times I go to edit a message the mobile app "just freezes" and I have to restart it...
It's like the edit screen modal flag is up blocking the screen but the UI doesn't appear
Yeah so anyways
Final form
New join here
Is it just me here or more people here too were just amazed by the games art and were interested? Because I reckon there's a lot to this
Game has got great art and creative direction, no doubt about it
yeah tho anywayth
Nothing
Yess , but I gave the wiki page a read ,all the plagiarism claims and other mess going on with bungie
I feel like my a bit behind with the world and just impressed by the games style
I’m just glad they didn’t do that stupid shit where they max out the realism dial with no substance
okay u a diddyblud fr
says u
better safe than sorry
😱 😔 u got me…
internet was a mistake, social media was an even bigger mistake
dude you’re tim apple you made social media
chat rooms are alright ig
fuck OFF brandon
my apolocheese
if you think about it the internet is mostly just webpages which advertise their products to people. what value does that have to humanity
tim apple is having a midlife crisis
dont think too deeply about it, it's not that profound
Yoo can anyone enlightenment me
I'm a bit lost 😭
bungie stole art
And that's all?
multiple times
Well inspirations shouldn't be a problem
no you don't understand they stole art and put it in their game
you can't do that if you live in a society with laws
I see the emphasis
What's the current status of the game?
Their announcement vid got 22m views and the new one only a million
How do I like fit in ?the communitys huge
Not like force it but yk
just yap a lot
delayed indefinitely
😦
its okay they’re bungie they’ll figure it out
you're allowed to be excited about the game and the games art style and still question the studios behaviours and hold them accountable 👍
What's this niche art called
wdym
bungie themselves calls it 'graphic realism'
The art style I meant
the knower
I don't know of any better words
gubernatorial is a pretty good one
sybau 🤭
okay brandon1007 i guess you’re not in the know.
doesn't really matter what people call it at the end of the day. if you copy somebodys homework line by line and the teachers finds out you'll get an F
Also what's with this " escape will make me god " thing
slogan catchphrase thing if you’re asking what it means idk
It's menaing
menaing
It's a quote from the original games. An AI from the games named Durandal basically became sentient.
smart fella
People are way more in the know about the lore than I am though
those who know
^
Halo you mean? The original games
No, Bungie made a fps trilogy before Halo called Marathon.
So the new one is like a marathon remake ?
More like just taking the IP and making something new out of it.
Since the old games were like OG Doom type FPS and this is a multiplayer extraction shooter.
mr butane you are so smart and awesome
Intellectual property
Yeah, what Pluto said. Bascially a brand or a franchise.
Also Butane, what ya think of the new pfp?
Like it. Ultron gets in the way though lol
It SUCKS
Ultron gets in the way of a lot of things
True
I removed the frame so you can see it better
Thanks y'all
All imposters of me suck, btw. Can't get anything right.
I like it.
It’s a tech priest Corvid, I love it
Yep, fits you lol
Also we’re voting for new mega city names and so far Gun is winning
im voting “better city”
bootlicker
butt licker
is it
Freaky ahh chat


wait twin please tell me this is some high level non euclidean manchurian candidate type bait please tell me you weren't serious when you wrote this
sybau i have a 24k golden labubu and matcha dubai chocolate with mustard and mangoes cut 67 ways and i'm aurafarming with the tiny chef on grow a garden
no way in hell you actually just ate the onion on satirical AI generated ragebait after the person who posted it literally said that's what it was AND told me i must not have gotten into the closed playtest when the role is right there in my profile
awawa
Hello Sophie
arfarf
hey sofe
hi sofa
🛋️
(for the uninitiated)
🪔
lovely little lamp, really complements the couchs color
like not only did i get into the closed playtest he can check the text chats and see i was yapping in there non stop
no way in hell i just actually got this man that hard without even meaning to
i haven't sle;pt in almost 3 days
valid 👏
i just slept
with whom
wife
wonderful
i too choose this guys wife
there's nothing quite like spooning
I miss my gf
she got a job before I did so I have to housewife and this shit is lonely
yes but now you can be excited about finding a new gf
why would I do that
around the world, ya know?
what does this entail exactly. do you do the dishes, go out with the bin, clean the bathtub. that sorta thing
do house stuff, cook more often, do laundry, do stimulants, shoot guns. That sort of stuff
and go buy stuff
also also fix this roomba from hell
so you're a butler
potato potato
In my version I call myself a caretaker… though I have a job and have to fit it around everything else.
i fucking hate roombas
hero
Damn things always get stuck
but isnt caretaking specifically for people with disability like alzheimers
4 is where you start getting the good prestige icons
That's why I call it caretaking, though none of them have Alzheimer. Grandmother is 98, so I'm usually with her every night a meal time for a few hours. My father had a bad accident about 6 months ago, left him less mobile, so I help him during the day. He's also on at home dialysis, and I'm trained to set up everything for him since my mom had issues with it.
oh woww sorry, damn thats amazing ur gma is 98 thats so rare nowadays ok this makes more lol i j thought u meant caring for a partner or smth
Ah, gotcha
Bruh. WHAT is that doodoo garbage PFP???
All your base are belong to us
L rage bait
Seriously though, what is that supposed to be?
Tech priest Corvid
its a camera guy from skibidi
Gotcha. I had it pegged as an edgy Mechanicus member at a glance.
what’s up fellas
Hi brokie.
i got hella bands gang
Well, yes but the colors are the bisexual pride flag as the eyes and the non-binary pride flag as the cloak
I see. So you like all peoples, but do not fuck?
Bro read the bio (also no comment)
Ah. So you like all peoples, are neither/both(? I don't know the non-binary lore), and do not fuck (I'm pushing this agenda now.)
Or would being pan be a more 'like all peoples' thing?
Bisexual, yes I like both genders (and some other non-binary’s)
Non-binary, I am neither
No comment on the last one
Roger that.
Imma go out on a limb and assume you aren't asexual?
Because that's what I meant when I said you don't fuck.
I am but it’s less of a definitive no and more of a spectrum
Like asexual people can be “nah I’m good most of the time” or flip flop throughout the day or at any given time
Personally I focus all my energy into playing games and studying mechanics
I see. I love learning about all the flavors of the LGBTQ+ community. Gives me a wider perspective of things, which I need because my POV is very black or white most of the time.
looks like a skitarii more than a priest ngl
Skita-what now?
from warhammer. Tech priests are the ones in charge and skitarii are heavily augmented soldiers lent out by mars to different priests for service
skitarii have those giant lenses over their eyes as they usually have their eyelids removed so as to not miss any data. The lenses are effectively filled with preservatives and saline etc to keep their eyes from drying out
plus they look cute with their big ol meow meow eyes
Ah. You say, 'Lent out by mars'. How low on the totem pole are these Skitarii? Do they have any agency, or are they viewed as tools by the priests?
Their slaves basically
They're effectively soldiers that are property of whoever they're assigned to. The workings of the mechanicum and subsequently the adeptus mechanicus is very feudal

Though technically skitarii legions are also their own entity(?) like if mars wants to reclaim them they have right to
skitarii legions are trusted to be largely autonomous in war efforts as long as they're aligned with the priest's goal
it gets weird. Again, very feudal.
Gotcha, gotcha. I assumed that's what you meant when you used the word 'lent', but you know what they say about assumptions.
However, I must now ask, when deployed, do they have authority over other Imperium forces, like the Planetary Guard? Or are they seen as tools by them as well?
You say 'largely autonomous'; how much of a leash do they get?
they're just kind of separate entities. I don't think they have authority to do anything over other arms of the imperium. That would require a tech priest of sufficient authority to basically commandeer a planet's forces if they deem the planet valuable enough
I think in how they operate. I'd imagine tactics are up to those in charge but there are cases where the skitarii organize the war plans due to their hyperspecialty in warfare. The commander under fabius bile is basically just a heavily augmented skitarii that he keeps around because he can't be bothered with warfare
Combined arms I think, it’s basically two separate entities working together, like space marines and Astra militarum or sisters of battle and space marines or whatever else
Gotcha.
Mostly but the mechanicus is a bit temperamental about the rest of the imperium. Like they are an adeptus but barely
Even then, every regiment is different, imperial stormtroopers would go insanely well with Red Scorpions Astartes
leash????
proper grammar andy’s are in chat
walkies yeah yeah
mb chat
The combined arms definition helped me quite a bit. Thanks Pluto. I initially thought they'd be integrated with other forces, but it's more like two different companies working together towards the same goal. Separate, but united.
I did catch an incorrect their earlier
No way
from the one who has me blocked perpetually
Literal mechanized infantry working alongside naked humans.
*there?
Nah, the Mechanicus hate sharing or interacting with other entities, the exception to that rule is the iron hands and their successors but that’s cuz the iron hands are cringe
they don't often work alongside humans but yeah it would be. They're likely to be seen next to automata, tech priests, chicken walkers, flyers, and mechanicus tanks.
God I hate chicken walkers. Spindly leg headass mechs.
I have much more preference to the mechanicum with their cool automata and weird tanks
Don’t disrespect the chicken walkers, I’ll slime you out on the pavement
thanatar class siege automata, my beloved.
If it ain't digitigrade RJ or tree-trunk leg biped, I DON'T WANT IT.
oh also! skitarii have existed since 30k though they looked more varied and imo were cooler
barbarossa from lancer...
awawa
awawa
awawa
CHICKEN WHAT CHICKEN JOCKEYY
God I hate how masculine it looks. Otherwise, it's peak.
Prepare to be servitorized
how about the gorgon
or maybe the black witch
The former looks like something that, if I saw on the field, I'd rather off myself than face off against. The latter is hot af.
both are hot af imo but I agree nonetheless. The gorgon freeze's people's systems that try to attack them or their friends
You say 'hot af,' I say, 'I love whatever's wrong with it.'
Oh, what's this little bio blob?
What's that? You telling me that, "Typically projected from a communications laser, BASILISKs create hyperfractal patterns: memetic interruptions that affects all sapient observers, organic or otherwise. Exposure to a basilisk typically causes immediate encephalitis, massive ocular and cranial hemorrhage, and death," and my initial fears were completely founded?
Damn. I was right on the mark without even knowing it.
ai
QR code of death
More like the laser pointer of despair and brain damage.
lancer has AIs that don't exist in our reality and are able to change our laws of physics and are the reason why we have FTL travel, teleportation, and instant internet across the universe
Tell me Liaison, do Minotaur plushies exist? I'd love to have one.
GOD I wish that would be so cute
Does it even know it exists? I doubt it.
chat gpt
what the skibi
My favorite mech, after 5 minutes of scrolling through the Lancer wiki, is now Pegasus.
can you make this more convoluted
a true proper grammar andy can make this 300 words long
No.
Tequila Gundam
After digging deep into the mecha genre, I've come to the conclusion that Gundams--and MS in general--are, in fact, surface level ball knowledge.
There is no meme, I just like the tequila gundam
If you don't have inertia control, you ain't ballin for real.
that's my friend's favorite too lol
It doesn't seem to have inertial control, though.
That WILL be changed.
wdym
they call me the rizzler
Do you know what a mech with inertial control can do?
they call u diddy
I think we may be thinking of different things
You can deflect anything that isn't a defensive penetrator (like the Pegasus), up to and including laser attacks.
Flight, gravity control, infinite-mass melee attacks; the world is now yours.
they call me the didzzler
ya we do
ya
yaya
Ya
gorgon from vault of glass
coca cola from real life
sprite from lebrons ad
more like vault of ass
vault of sass
wana sprite cranberry 
-# hiding in NuCaloric fridge
*swings open the fridge making full eye contact with you*
I hate working here
Tim Cheese.
womp womp
enjoying death stranding 2 btw 👍
@sullen pine
What's up fellas! 😁
😨
hi
I'm gonna eat you.
i just wanna ask
is edge of fate even worth playing?
Idk I haven't played it
they revamped the game massively, brought back a ton of seasonal content, an entire new expansion, a new raid, more exotics
anyways yeah I played it its pretty good (not lying I played it trust me I would never lie on the internet)
Final Shape was good, episode Heresy was good
Episode Echoes was only good for the weapons and the hunter helmet
What did I say about episode echoes
Expansion launch "seasons" in whatever form tend to be thin
I actually haven't played Destiny in about a year, so I'm looking forward to it again.
was lowmanning VoG (and doing it for the first time) and the support frame auto came in clutch
hitting the gym like it owes me money today
I def enjoyed Nether a lot, if EoF is like that with world tiers and a sub zone or two more I'll be pretty happy with it. I prefer Destiny focus more on cool patrols and Pale Heart and Nether were good stretches toward what I'd like.

I might have like 6 hours this week to play tho
bungy dev pls gib fire helmet
THE NETHER
dude why do hunters look so good in white
white is bad for hunting i think

You know the answer is no
yeah you get to be a cowboy
I JUST BOUHT SOMETHNG THATS 170 DOLARS I MIGHT GET GROUNDED 🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥😨🔥🚨😱😵💫
oh my god i don't care
yes u do
kelp is kelping it
chicken jockey
It was probably shoes or something like a pair of socks, bruh 🧦
what
Birb
same airpods on amazon are on big sale
u go kelpilicious
hii
that’s my marathon new noise goat
not in front of kelp plz 🤭
am i the 🐐 or is branen the 🐐
Tim apples is
LOSS
I HATE FORTNITE I HATE FORTNITE GET ME A FORTNITE WIN PLS PLS PLS
hop on don't starve together
brandon is my goat normally but for the next hour you can be my goat
hop on peak
Dont hop on. Starve together.
hop on peak
idek wt that is
don’t tease us w a good time
okay 🩵
yay 🩵
we need to play pear tho tophh (kelp sucks)
peak
im down king
ew
yay 😁
who we squadding w
it's literally you brother
homophobic orzi
Sekuchi genetics
true can confirm, was a witness
@spice shell can we get orzi a 400 century mute
infinite tomato orzi
kelp pedguin and anyone else u would like 😆
when is 😂🎉
i want u
yippee, my gf might ask to join
I realized since I left n rejoined I lost my alpha role...don't matter. Lions don't need social badges to determine what they truly are. #Shrimpamale 🦁.
Its okay you can delete that one Neeyth
neeyth ur always speaking truth
be quiet guy who only talks per 1.5 weeks now
why did you leave fake meowathoner
Is that a bad thing?
no
yes
bet def sometime this week
I used to do that for breakfast back in prime Fortnite ✌️
true i was the breakfast
WAIT NOO I CRYJNF THE SEVREES R BROKEN RIGHT AS I WON I BETTER GET THE UMBRELA STILL 😭😭😭😭
Stick to straw dew n sims and animal crossing big dawg ✌️✌️✌️
Wait…. I play all of those often.
very understandable..
Simulation games over = compslop
yeeup, that's a new term I made up, comp slop. Heh...settle down ladies...I know I'm an Oxford employee in the works... 😏
ur pregnant
what're y'all yappin' about now
about bs per usual ✌️
real
RAA DJDMAHDKQA IM GOING CRAZY WAITING FOR THE MAIL
Ok so here's what u do
freedom
Pretend ur package doesn't exist so u full urself ... 🧠
@kind dome https://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w?feature=shared
i am not jealous good job
omg tysm
alright i'm super jealous
Goku if he went super jealous instead of yellow guy
im yellow guy jealous
guys there's a really loud and scary thunderstorm outside i need to snuggle w you neeyth to calm down
🫂
thanks orzi i feel safe and calm and happy now
🤨
don't 🤨 when u and tophh be flirting Lowkey ✌️😂
can we get 100 trues in chat
true 💋
@bright wolf press the red button.
yes sir
full
watcha gonna wanna do
😛
DO NOT SMELL PICKLE JUICE WHEN UR HUNGRY 😭😭😖
i love pickles
dude actually be quiet u like anything
i didn't say like buddy i feel a deep connection to anything and anyone
ok next you'll say you love everyone in this earth SYBAU!!! 🧠🧠🧠
BRAIN BLAST 🧠 🧠 💥
mods we are simply joking around and we are not bullying each other and in fact we are quite joyous and humorous daily
boot react him
finally, I can get my brake... 🚗
Dude my gif feed is fucked bc they full of these "hi [username]" it PMO ✌️
hi neeyth
your return to the kelp cord will be grand...
hi carpit are u excited for the fating of edge dlc tomorrow
yes i'm awaking early for it
cute
hi carpit are NOT excited for the fating of edge dlc tomorrow
is that the first time orzi said cute to anything here #rare
edge
I love the feeling being excited for destiny dlc hope you have fun in the house like carpit
this is the first time i'm gonna do a legend campaign on day 1
(normally I just do normal and then not play until the next dlc but i've been feeling the urge to grind)
oh yeah ... I'm feeling the urge to grind... grind NEEYTH!!!
Woah brochacho! I hope your prepared for that [shiver] I mean, I did do witch queen legendary on the 3rd day heh...(Fun ASF!!)
tomato emoji
no seriously fuck lightfall legendary and final shape legendary
witch queen is the only one that felt properly tuned ✌️😂
the only legend ive done was witch queen but that was last month
I did not do witch queen
Than again it was on release void 3.0(broken)
bc im old now 😖😭
me when my back hurty on any day
how old are u bro
kelp is like 5
18 im jut a baby
wth
tim apple aren't you like 60
my great grandpa is dead
well
i could make you dead
😵
<@&1306392707979018371>ods threatening his elders
i keep getting warns for threatening people
ew
you'd outta stop 🎉😂
that's it brobrosauruschacho, I'm reporting u to da MODS ✌️
ok unc
outta
😭
BingusSwag
I'm infecting tim
tim apple alt...
Ur not burger balls, STOP IT NOW!
Im BingusSwag
ur an alt acc but idk for who
tim apple sayin nuffin it has to be his
Durandal is this true?
i have it cemented in my head that bingus is tim apple's alt
cement this 🖕
Hey Elon train ur ai OFF THIS🖕
Grok is now known as MechaNeeyth.
crazy
Bro my reddit comment won't stop getting my noitfs #hitcomment 😂✌️
knower
I am a freak and will find your reddit account
jesus christ bro touch some grass
I already did broliciouscakes with a side of fries
before its too late 🥀
#slayqueenpussyboss
your server tag is among us
no that's the Egyptian pyramids
pyramids between two among us crewmates
wait so ur 2007
you are so smart
i am major kelp
👴
🕴️
be quie
👽
minor klep
alpha kelp 🐺
@terse thicket
Me
2007 is not minor

kelpy is 5
Kelp a child fr
ty temu/webber
aren’t you 14 years old
awawa
aren’t you sophie
can we not with the 14 bit it's really old
arfwrufff!
yeah that's Sophie ✅
life changing stuff really
truah
truathnuke
gf is asleep rn im facing a very difficult choice of joining her or painting my nails
whye not bothe
hmmm
why not bothe
2 point reacts for saying the same thing as me
hm .
Notice they all kelpcird users ..
#biasm.
Neeyth really types in 4 chats at once. How
@spice shell click on this for me what is it
Neeyth is my idol my true goat to stand amongst the enemy and win
Scooby turning from neeyth hate to neeyth joycore you love to see it the world is healing 🌷🌷🔋🔋
i like the video game
bro forgetting his day ones
Oh trust me tophh you've been keeping neeyth joycore alive 🔋🔋🌷🌷
Life changing stuff really
we should at everyone incrementally
all i think 300,000 people?
@everyone
hunger
Fear
Fear and Hunger
Hunger and hunger
good idea
Should we start incrementally?
depends on how ban happy the mods are
Everyone just loves being at’d randomly…
@ butane
👀
hey @ butane can u give me an alpha code pretty please with sugar ice cream and everything ice (secretly with chem X)
Just do it. It’s better to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.
Butane will be the canary in the coal mine
@ivory cosmos
NO NOT THAT GUY
be sure to like and subscribe
@spice shell
meep meep
@visual quarry this individual is my chosen ! warrior
Quickly, lay waste to any others, go attack
i dnt choose him 
1 of my mails comes tmrw im so excited 😃 but my big 1 dsnt evn come for like 3 days 😖

hm?
arfarf
"I love getting randomly.tagged..." — Said the sarcastically butane
The crowd are Bungie fans, so they did not read. Not did they care...they vowed with their jester tricks anyway ✌️
follow and like 4 more bangers like these 🙏🔋🌷
mods ban this absolute buffoon
unsubbed
Erm what the IX?
em dash erm chatgpt much
I hate gpt uses — so much now we can't use it ✌️
✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️🥀
is it true that everytime Neeyth uses ✌️ he looses aura
my aura is fuelmaxxed btw 🔋 you can have some from me
Hating on "✌️" is crazy
doubling down huh. seems like you need as much aura as possible here take mine fam 🫴 🔋
that battery reminds me of toy story n buzz lightyear dood
Good morning, kelp.
have you gotten the patch yet butane
I have not. Been working this morning.
unfortunate
how it feels to not play destiny on release date Nanami.gif
erm actually in japanese its nanamin 
but I'm not Japanese
I usually don’t start playing the expansions until later in the day just to get past all the log in problems.
based but the community doesn't seem to understand that butane on Reddit ✌️💔
I alr know they're complaining I don't even gotta be active
True…
I will play the expansion HOUR 1 MARK MY WORDS
God speed
god peed
Eww
though I played final shape with 1 disconnect was everyone lying with the final shape disconnections
i peed
Butane. Kill him. @spice shell
like it's always "bro Bungie get ur shit together song paid billions for u for this server disconnect" like servers don't crash all the time when to much people r online 😭
like I hate Bungie too but put in ur brain
i ate bungie
i peed
why is it that the second I said that I got unimaginable pain in my ribs
hey liaison
Punishment
im imagining it
the ancient text

ok I'm sorry y'all I didn't know it was gonna appear like that
the curse of Bungo
Neeyth consulting the ancient slabs.
Curse of Pete Parsons 𓎢𓅲𓂋𓋴𓅂 𓅱𓆑 𓊪𓅂𓏏𓅂 𓊪𓄿𓂋𓄿𓅱𓈖𓋴𓎢𓅲𓂋𓋴𓅂 𓅱𓆑 𓊪𓅂𓏏𓅂 𓊪𓄿𓂋𓄿𓅱𓈖𓋴𓎢𓅲𓂋𓋴𓅂 𓅱𓆑 𓊪𓅂𓏏𓅂 𓊪𓄿𓂋𓄿𓅱𓈖𓋴
butane kill him butane at butane please kill him already
return the cars
Wait is the new d2 stuff happening?
yes new dlc drop already
New expansion today.
no it was an elaborate ruse
I don't really play anymore, cool tho. Hope the star wars stuff is good
I'll see y'all when the iron Lord plagueland seasons return ✌️🔋🌷
Three hours until four more hours
That’s not until December.
@spice shell
Star wars isn't till October I think but Lowkey I'm not mad about it anymore 🌷🔋I think I was overreacting
@kind dome
Kelp ur gonna run out ur "mod tolerates me" points one of these days 💔
I think same? Like I think it'll come out good. I think people were just worried we'd be doing A New Hope for some reason
He'll never come back from this
I'm already out of tolerating kelp points ngl
@compact violet
@kind dome
Hai guys!
he's witerawwy my dad
Hi Liv
I was worried with Disney, they'd just straight up tell them "hey do a literal STAR WARS GAME" like it's legit just a star wars retelling but I think I should've put on my brain on and realize, it's like Star wars themed, but the story is the same, kinda like how we have halo destiny like guns its probably just gonna be like "we found this weapon from a different time...' like what they did with forerunner (sorry for the yappatton 9000)
i aint readin allat
When I think about it shit sound cool ASF 🌷🌷🔋🔋🔋(besides literal ,1:1 armor that's goofy)
Yeah yeah, it's yee haw space cowboy shit
@hard forge
didn't they specifically say "this is an homage to star wars"
Yeah but homages mean different things
homage simpson
Star wars vibes in destiny aren't out of place
is that a ship with homer and marge
Homage can be little as a small reference of dialogue for example
homage simpson
We already have Palpatine warlock
i call that the tickle machine
It's always been in the DNA
and Star wars has been a inspo in destiny iirc
anyways this discord messsage is sponsored by factor
One funny thing I’ve noticed is younger fans (age wise) seems to be more disappointed in the Star Wars stuff than older fans
homage simpson
Even in the initial announcements Destiny was being compared to Star Wars in a lot of ways
Younger fans don't know what all we had before the sequels
im watching jerma rn @everyone
Yep, that is what I thought too.
I mean I'm not a star wars fan but from what I know, new gen movies been terrible
We can tell
Yep, that is what I thought too.
that is surprising to me
I mean idk I like Star wars aesthetic and design idk about the stories ✌️🌷
homage simpson
SWTOR brings me joy
Not really, even my age, while the prequels weren’t great, we still had a weird love from them.
Though force unleashed is a peak game I don't care
And KOTOR existed…
so are we all ready for hunter's dodge to be nerfed into the ground
I think the prequels got better with time for me. I didn't understand wtf George was going for but I get it now and I like it
finally hunters get what they deserve
butane mute neeyth for 2 minutes
70 melee for gambler's to work like normal this is ridiculous
I was also baby when I saw them for the first time
Wait what?
It's like a history melodrama compared to the scrappy IV-VI
That's ridiculous wtf?? Why??
I think he was trying to fit too much story in movie form. Only after the Clone Wars (3D cartoon) came out was I really like, “oh, this is actually done really well)
because now you don't have to be near someone I GUESS
and we're nerfing prismatic wooooooo im actually happy about this prismatic has been so oppressing
Absolutely, it got more obviously political compared to the original trilogy (partially because I think George got tired of people not thinking the originals were)
Ahhh true true. I still gotta watch all that
Thats just killing the whole feel of melee hunter
oh wow nevermind you still have to be near someone even better
I’d recommend it, first two seasons are a bit all over the place and a bit childish, but the later season lean fully into political stories and it’s great.
Been praying for hunters downfall ✌️🌷
new noise podcast
we getting the titan treatment fr fr
I'm a warlock main but if they touch lucky pants I'm going to scream
titanfall
take out the s
ton 618
Also hot take: literally no exotic armor piece that hunters have compares to lucky pants
celestial nighthawk
stompees if you SUCK
Celestial nighthawk is fine I guess but still doesn't compare to having free heavy ammo damage every ten seconds
i like my free damage
Is lucky pants still op?
apropos of nothing can we please get media back now that the weird trolls have moved on
Lucky pants goated
Media like gif perms? In New Noise??
i like my cheese drippy bruh
Kelp r u sure ur 18
me when my fate is on the edge ||OH MY GOD THE EDGE OF FATE TITLE SCREEN IS THE OLD MUSIC||
i think so
Dude spoilers
remember the couple weeks where new noise had it and gen chat didn't lol
I wasn't serious carpet 💔...my apollo-9 cheese
too many people in here outed themselves as warhammer nerds i wanna post minis
pit
of heresy
Just go to the Warhammer official server bro✌️
no way in hell
thereshould be a new noise server with a dedicated warhammer channel...
no but some people would execute me for it
is that how you spell execute
i need more sleep that doesn't look correct
warhammers fan be like: "Man I can't wait to spend my children's trust fund on FIGURES lol! ✌️😂🎉I'm broke but my slaanesh up! 4 THE EMPIRE!!!😂😂🎉🎉🎉"
THE EMPIRE!!!
No it's exacute dumbo 🐘
no
yes, how are u gonna tell me?
dude shut up
okay
Honestly no and idk if I was there for that
lmao honestly it went fine
Dm me ur minis
mini pots
dude be quiet
dude be quite
Dude be quit
dude quit
posted em in kelpcord 🔥 🔥
i got more but i should take better pics when i get home
kelp gord
If Lex Fridman is an alpha male then I have testosterone levels of a Warhammer 40k Space Marine.
I'd say do it, but forgot no pic perms 😦
butane youre in my lighter
butane ur in my house
Me when::. me when your mother…. Oh heavens I cannot continue this fiendish statement…
MAIL IS HERE YAY
MULCH IS HEREEEEE
uweuwe
@jaunty dew and @white jasper , i commit thee to battle of the ages to see who is the real ! carrier
whatd you get
Pipe bomb
pie bomb 🥧
Marathon gaming 🎮
marafon
marathon
why some dickheads have to steal art from twitter im tryna play the fuggin game again plz im fiending
Whatever
sorry why does ikora sound like savathun in edge of fate
whoa
"Ikora has Savathun's VA because Mara Junot ("current" VA for Ikora) was involved in the SAG AFTRA strikes (it seems for personal reasons, not Bungie, is the reason she didnt voice for EoF). It ended mid way through recording for the expansion, so they started and finished it with Debra Wilson, lest they probably had to delay it to rerecord her lines. Mara Junot is currently confirmed to be rerecording her lines for EoF. "
Some guy in youtube comment section
oh so its literally savathun
I heard the voice and said “savathun?” And I realized ikora was talking and got more confused
@crystal lynx hop on don't starve together tomorrow
@crystal lynx dont hop on dont starve together tomorrow
so it's coming out
something else is coming out...
is there going to be a d3
Yeah tomorrow
Wormld of Wormcraft
💯
who up roguely trading it
i found a box
is this game dead

she rogue on my trader till i Warhammer 40,000
thanks
hop on hopscotch
my trades are so rogue goddamn
I've been doing cpr for the last month
you are the best thank you liason

I'm training a gpt on the whole history of Bungie TWABs so no matter what happens I can harass it for vaulting content
I’m trained off of chat gpt everything I say is from chat GPT
Tracks
horse tracks
WERE BANNING U NO AI ALOWED
oh my god someone else calls it twabs thank you god
we!?
what the sigma is a twab
You will be punished for the sins of others
can i bite u
oh great we got puppies in the chat smh
@fervent walrus can you ban her from Destiny 3 servers thanks buddy
😁
that's a blessing in disguise she won't get addicted to the pinnacle grind (I think they removed this(
destiny three tomorrow
Brandon
league of legends 2 is gonna be in the works, it's akin to a CSGO 2 where it's balancing and updates to the engine and graphics + mechanics how u feel big bro✌️
she just like me frfr
neeyth why are you lowercase
because its tough
awawa
those who nose
I'ma call my hounds on you if you keep saying that
they don't nose
I DO
she noses
What hounds you got
Dude half this chat is my hounds ✌️✌️🔋🔋🌷
they're like metal gear grunts they'll slime u
why Neeyth gotta bring out the word slime 😭 we can’t have this
neeyth likes slime
THEYLL SLIME.U!!
there is new playtest happening again
How do you sign up for it?
it is again closed alpha but here the info right now in Gamepost: https://thegamepost.com/marathon-closed-playtest-2-invites/
According to Grok, "Anyone claiming to Sign Up Today for the new upcoming Closed Beta Test scheduled for July 2025 are likely exaggerating their ability to actively sign up for this specific test" LOL
GROK
We got a case building in kelpcord that Neeyth is an absolute gooner with all these anime pfps
fake news? plz say yes neeyth
yes fake news
LoL 2 is just wild rift
Nah kelp a bot cause I just got my first bot hounding me
Did anyone g t a dm by Karen
Karen I don't want ur money gtfo!! U not giving me 3K bud ✌️😂
yep, Karen I dont want none dont bother
"if I were to deposit 3000$ in your account what would u do with it?"
WHAT DO U THINK BROSKI 😂😂😂✌️✌️🌷
these bots getting a lil too advanced...
cool
#permaban🙏✈️👼🪽
Wsg yall
BingusSwag
🖕
❤️
🖕
Ur not burger balls bro!!
wtf is burger balls
How do y not know burger bal
not ball knowers 😦
How do you know burger ball
i know ball 🏀
Tell me ball
wemby is future goat
Who’s trying to play uno at casinos
all aboard the wemby train
WEMBY IS A INJURY PRONE NIGHTMARE GIANTS ARENT REAL
❤️
Kelp you’re not hard for reacting that 
who's kelp im seaweed
TRUE!!!!
Im going to eat your tomatoes
🤨
tim hole 🤤
^yummers
its just not the same
i know who this is
tim why did you leave earlier and join back
mind your own business
ok
didnt mean to intrude mr apple my fault
Mr Apple does what Mr Apple wants
im jesting i was out on my bike
how was the ride fella
and somehow i had hit the leave the server button
Tim Apple putting in the work 💪🏽
and i didnt think anymore of it when i arrived home
and then one day I realized i wanted to see how bad neeyths patter would have become because surely it was in tatters already when i left
so now im back
yay
Neeyth been getting lazier and lazier with the yap nonsense fr
hes a visionary now pal hop off
JUST GOT AN INVITE TO THE ALPHA AND STATED I ONLY PLAYED FORTNITE IN THE SURVEY, THANKS FOR FUNDING THE GAME DESTINY PLAYERS
Ain't no way this made u come back
u live rent free in my head buddy
thats a bit creepy coming from an old guy (me). i take it back 👍
tim i still dont believe your old
I live rent free in people heads oh my goodness
Tim tell us one thing us younger generation wouldn’t know
how old do you think i am then (age is just a number they say)
in your 20s
what is orbs apprentice
ball or staff
reel-to-reel audio tape recording
