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zayum pass some over
Sure
Worm juice
Aight, cheers lads
Does anyone know when codes r dropping today ?
Ask bungo
No time has been specified.
When I make dinner
Oh good golly
when I bomb the toilets with the equivalent of Chernobyl
Just spoke to the worm. They said codes dropping south relay to get some micro processors
1pm est probably
No times have been specified it's usually been sometime in the evening.
No times only worms wormship today and become a god
1pm est at the earliest , that is normally when bungo shoots out updates n stuff
bungers
Well, I stream and do content - was just late 😂
can you stop playing with your worm
i wish i was a worm so glitch could stomp on me💔 💔 
aren’t u doing the same
yessssssssssssssssssss finally someone that understands the greatness and the holy power of the worm
shhh dont tell them
other gen chat mean
im gonna go have my morning shower beer now
worship with thy worm 
bungo 248 players online ?
Just don't mention other game characters 😉
Is there an official last day codes will be sent out or is it possible to get a code on the last day of the alpha
yesnt
they have 250 players in game no one is playing 🙂
stuc in deprivation chamber for 9hours
Only info I've seen is that they will release more codes today. Test ends on the 4th so could be more codes along the way.
Gotcha ty I've been super unlucky so far with codes so hopefully I can get one before it ends
If not then there will be more tests in the future 😀
Was under the impression theere would be code releases most days until the end of Alpha.
True!
https://steamdb.info/app/3547690/charts/#max Nice bungo very good graph goes stright to 0
when game come out in sept i will buy for 2 friendo
from 7000 to 3500 then next day 2000 and after that 1000 and tommorw will be 0
it will just be me and glitch
and the worm
forever
Chris redfield
Is this channel called New Noise because of the song, like what’s the story with that name
its a chanel for new comers that come here and I trash talk them out of playing the game
carlos oliveira
Kratos
good worming weirdos
i feel like the general chat have many more actual trash talk, here is just goofs
Where can I learn about the world activities on the map. Often I don't know what to do or what to look for.
A Werio also known as a Cockatiel, a small parrot native to Australia.
Wormin it wormin it wormin it round
Goofs, I have found my people.
i will brb, am thinking of you all, and our worm
Be weird, be wonderful, but most importanltly be yourself. Night night all, this mortal shell needs some sleep.
frieren has been jailed, worm for them brothers
pray for early release or if I’m able to chew through the iron bars before the guards arrive
now if there's a weluigi bird somewhere we're getting somewhere

key
Yeah, I went to the general chat for a moment and I like it here better 🤣
You are absolutely right. It is all meaningless. No matter how many dreams and hopes you have, no matter how happy your life may be, if you are crushed by a foot, it's all the same. We will all die.
Then, is life meaningless? Is it meaningless to be born and hope for the best?
Is it the same for our dead worms? Were those worms meaningless?
No, they were not.
It is we who give meaning to those worms! Those brave worms! The poor worms!
It is we, the living, who can remember. We die here and entrust the meaning to the next worms. That is the only way to resist this cruel world.
My worms, rage! My worms, scream! My worms, fight!
btw brother worm frieren has been jailed for a week
do we know when they are sending out more codes today? need to know when to check so i know if i need to call in sick or not 😉
No time has been specified. But it's still early morning there.
Will I send an invitation code after that?
Will Bungie still send an invitation code after that?
If they follow what they’ve done last week it likely won’t be done for 9.5 hours
yeah...
Bungie website can be checked too
Just look for a fourth tab in code redeem page, if it ain't there, you didn't get it
Well I have been having a dream about marathon yesterday, so maybe today is the day 😁
🗿

more codes should come out today right? anyone knows when?
Didn't it say it was over
I'm tired of Destiny 2 too,,,, it's time to play Monster Hunter
Bungie like 10 a.m. PDT in Destiny 2 for all his stuff
maybe here too ?
If we didn’t get the alpha code from the first batch, should we reapply before they send out the next wave or are the previous applications still in rotation?
I am currently playing Destiny 1
Time Canada or united state?
Destiny 1 is a good game
It is more fun than 2 in my case. I never forgave them for not including my Glorious Sunsinger in Destiny 2 😂
i still have heresy to play in D2
How is alpha access granted for steam? Is it a code sent to email or just becomes available in steam?
i just dont know if i wanna do that to my self, last time i touched the game was like 3 Months ago i dont wanna get stuck again
He'll send it to your email and then your steam will have it
These days, if I want to play game at all - that is good feeling honestly
Here's what I'm wondering, I played Destiny 1 too, do you remember the time of VOG's release? Bungie said that the Marathon ship would feel as meaningful as the VOG to Destiny 1 players.
how many alts has everyone got for today?
glip glop glorp
maybe 3 man puzzles and some loot you get just from that map?
We will see about that. Marathon does looks promising, but I have been with games long enough to know, that just because Trailer looks good and game footage looks OP - doesn't make game Perfect.
Players determine if the game is brilliant or not. So question that I have in mind are: Will game be repeatable after week?
Because I really want to stay with a game longer than a week, month or year. I really want to create Game Community, like in the old days - when You came around and there were plenty good people to play with
Morning new noise
I feel what you write about, in fact, I am also a developer, and I am still most concerned about what exactly will be the model of life cycle of Marathon, because one thing is not clear to me, what will be at the end of the first season and the beginning of the second ? Repetativeness? New content ? In what form ? How will it be distributed ? How will it affect the world of the game ? I'll be honest I'm probably not a good candidate for the Community of this game, I probably can not get used to the fact that every 3 months I will be taken away from me all that I got wipe giving as a reward only skins.
The problem is that if I hypothetically don't have the ability/time/desire to play from the start of the season and I miss 2 months, then what's the point of me starting to play in the last month before the wipe ? My progression just won't keep up in time with others and it will be wasted time for nothing, that's what I mean.
I feel like everyone's looking at the alpha like its the final thing. Its just forced hate for the game at this point. The game AND its devs look very promising and I have high hopes for the games success, though obviously some game things can be improved.
Bungie -has- talked a big game about 'reducing FOMO' but I don't see what they can be planning for this game in that regard. I mean, when it comes down to it, straight gunfights are still gunfights - even with all the upgrades, you have an easier time resupplying, but you're not straight-up better in a scrap, and you can still dust somebody and pick all their stuff up no matter how light you drop.
Yeah, I get You absolutely. I know how to fix it honestly, or at least built new prototype model for gaming that would let the games live.
There needs to be put Ranking Community, Hall of Fame, Records etc.
Current game model - 1. Game is Released
2. Everyone is Hyped
3. Game is Dead
Is not working anymore ^^ and I think the general reason of that, is that the games are literally presented as whole Tutorial before release - instead of letting players Discover the game themselves. I barely check any game footage from new positions, because I only want to be ''interested enough to play it'' - not read the whole story before I even know how to jump in the game 🙂
But honestly - I could write a book about it 🤣
Sam Sneed
i just want glitch to step on me
No it's not, when I or my colleagues were Alpha testing the game, you know what we wanted to know from the players first ?
Bad graphics?
Bugs?
Poor optimization?
No, all these things are important, but not at the stage when you want to hear “These mechanics are good, I like the interaction between me, my friends and the world around us, but here's what's missing, here's what needs to be changed, here's how it shouldn't work”.
In my understanding, this is the true goal of Alpha testing (Bugs, bad optimization, graphics - this is after the project has determined its exact course and direction).
Destiny 1 > destiny 2
Also, optimization/bugfixing etc. are generally a whole team unto themselves, whereas the design and iteration on the core game loop are -certainly- their own team.
I didn't say it was amazing, just that I have high hopes for the FINAL product, obviously the game isnt perfect, I agree with your points
game is cooked
i thinx f2p ruined destiny2
nostalgia bait
Cutting game into 20 pieces ruined game 🙂
Did a survey yesterday they literally had questions about graphics and optimization 😂😂😂
Will there be a beta for people outside US and Canada?
The tech art et al. teams aren't ever just dicking around. It just takes a while to tighten that shit up and the game is also still in flux at this point; hell, these days games stay in flux even when they're released.
no idea
destiny was better b4 it went to pc and went free2play, i still play, but itll never scratch that same itch
Like Bungie should have servers outside those areas right? lol
i will be buying new dlc regardless cus im an addict
Well, they probably collect this data too 🙂 It's just that they usually find out at a later stage of testing, I think they collect data from Alpha, so that in the future they can study the data from Beta and analyze how they did in general with these tasks.
Yes, but it's expensive to build out servers in new areas, so testing in just one area - the one where they expect a lot of their playerbase will be, and also a roughly similar, relatively narrow slice of time zones - produces the best result in a test so limited in scale. That's testing. For release, of course other regions will have servers of their own.
I dunno if I need to say this out loud, but, uh. Provisioning a building full of servers is super fucking expensive? I don't know if most people have the slightest idea how huge the costs involved are, but I do. <3
Yeah, I played Destiny 1 from release on ps3 at that time. But the moment they release ''Erin'' 3 months after release, wanted the same money for it and it was 4 missions with nothing - from that moment one of the greatest potential for a game that can last for decades - was slowly lost, piece by piece 🙈 🙉 🙊
I know the costs too but do they not want to attract more players to buy the game? Like we are talking about a company with money, no indie studio. Other games has world wide betas
I got my code at 2pm mountain time on Friday
we should all write a book!
A closed alpha isn’t intended to sell the game. It’s just a test
Perhaps it will be an open beta when the time comes
West > east lol
Missinformation
That’s what the Russians want you to think
I don't think that alpha testing is, strictly speaking, a marketing exercise. And quite frankly, since they -do- intend for most of their testers to come from the same place (because it makes logistical sense to do so), pulling a bunch of folks from SEA or Parts Beyond in is just going to mean their game looks like shit in a subset of potential customers' youtube channels. Keeping it tight keeps it clean; when it's clean it looks good. When the footage is compelling and people aren't zooping all over having latency problems... y'know. -They attract more people-.
Burger burger 2LITER soda
"Games, from masterpieces to business models"
Yeah ?
Poutine poutine, 1 litre of maple syrup***
Some games do. Marathon doesn't seem to be, or at least it's not where they're focused right now.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
no sane takes allowed in the no code region >:(
Maybe ''How to bring back Glorious Days of Gaming'' 😁
"Litre" 🥀🥀💔 Spelling mistake i win EU better
They need manual instruction for this, so it will be like ''Create good game for Dummies'' 🤣
Strong words, I'm afraid I don't have enough money xD
Step 1: be 11 years old and don't know what having to pay rent is.
At least we don’t use gallons ….
Step 2. Have a shitty xbox mic
Me neither. I win again
I was making fun of USA lmfao
Seriously. That's a lot of what nostalgia is. Everyone who says 'I want to go back to the good old days' are usually talking about some fantasy-ass version of life that has no bearing whatsoever on reality. I, too, would like to go back to the times when life was less complicated. I try to compensate for that when looking back on the ten thousand hours of Halo I played. <3
Canada is basically in the EU
Step3. If the game is complete, don't cut it into 20 pieces that You can sell separately 😂
chat getting philosophical
You said "West >" Smh
see when i say go back to the good old days, i literally mean go back and relive kinda thing. not just remaster an old game
By west I meant Canada
I'm here. Chat will always be philosophical.
Maple syrup ok
:0
And poutine !
Canada is america 2
Litre is also the correct way to spell
4d translation destroys you. Hold off 'til they're doing probability shit instead of time shit. <3
poutine is god tier
Missinformation
Naur . We have free healthcare lmfao we take care of each other up north
i go to up to Montreal all the time to record, and i always get poutine after
They can make all the remakes for me honestly, but the price for any remake should not exceed 5-10 of any currency. It's an old game, stop reheating it so You can make more money 😎
It’s how you spell it lmfao Americans spell it liter
thats offensive to canada :(
Google it
ive lived in Montreal and Calgary
it not America 2, its its own bad thing lol
I mean we say Liter in Scandinavia at least
...well. 'Destroys you' as in 'locks you in a loop in which you live an entire life only to return to a previous point in it and then live to return again, never discovering the error of your ways, unable to change the loop'. Either way, your work ends! Disrec.
Yeah ! lol
The only remake of a game i realistically want to see would be old game campaigns with updated graphics to ultra. Loved portal 2 as a kid but i would love to play that with raytracing on. or even just seeing it
Games like mirrors edge that have had their graphics be held up years later are great, but imagine them with raytracing
Mm. Mirrors Edge's designers did a profundity of beautiful work throughout their efforts on that game. Goddamn it was beautiful.
Big L you spell litre like a westerner
On top of living in the wrong place for an alpha code
🤫
It was an amazing game, id love to learn how to create games so i could merge mirrors edge and portal mechanics
Guys.. i am the french dumbass, i am in a endless loading when i try deploy... can't play
Like its not even pronounced like "Litre"
well look who thinks they're the center of the universe
We can all agree , the west and the eu, that the English are dumb lmfao
JK !!!
I agree with that. Amazing game.
Well it sounds dumb if you drink maple syrup while pronouncing Liter
Maple syrup is gods nectar
you and me could write a bad wormance
We might be polite but will throw you in a snow bank if you bash our maple syrup or our hockey team eh
I would beat the entire Canadian hockey team solo
Backwards is clearly from Russia
My hockey moves are unparalleled
Go back to the gulag
What are you talking aboot?
I love eating hockey pucks

Would you like Canadian citizenship ?? Cause that’s how you get Canadian citizenship lmfao
Im NOT moving to Canada🤑
But we have space here and better neighbours
Our population is tiny and our country is huge less ppl ! lol
And you will get a code !
/mpreg
I will go to Canada to get Marathon code then fly home again
better canada than the us
In 'nada smoking that legal
Newports?
Speed run From Canada to home at 5min let'sf go
It was so nice here for a moment ^^
Yessss!
good morning
Morning good yes
Good Wood? 🤣 😇
Did codes go out yet?
No codes yet bungie still sleeping
I’m about to drive 30 min to the hq and press the button myself
Does someone know if bungie store eu support exists?
Or if it's just a mailbox that goes to nobody?
If we all run in there at once they can’t stop us 😂😂😂
Bro bungie NA doesn’t even exist
I hope that they at least deliver the shirt I paid for
Oh yea ur good they like money so you’ll get ur shirt
😭 I'll take it I guess
how do i sign up for alpha ??
forward slash then the word alpha
lfg lvl 43
if i dont get a code today i will forward slash my life 💀
same
That's the spirit! 😂
when do the codes go out
Who let the codes out 🤣
At some point today, not sure when, but I don’t think they’ve sent them yet
On the Wednesday they went out at around 12est so either then or I’ve heard 5:30est as well in the previous week
Pls bungo close the alpha, realease the game as preorder early access and let community shape the future of the game
Hey when i start to participate to the alpha. Echa time i log in the site told me the form failed
/mylife
Brasil
ok fuckers wheres my code
You mustve missed the few hours where people who dont know what AWS stands for claim they knew the entirety of Bungies server config and claim they could spool up global servers in less than 2 hours 😄
where do they send them by email or DMs herE?
Email and it will be a code in your redeem page for your account on the bungie website.
A good infra engineer should be able to use IAC to expand their servers
woo i love glitch
That was never in doubt or even part of the discussion. It was just people who didnt get codes claim Bungie should open the alpha to everyone globall and could do it in less than 2 hours with no issues 😄

🫰
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When Waves code guys
Never
this
Okay Chaz...
big if
I will remember this
Beautiful. Another day of #new-noise being the best channel
General and doing something evil idk ive never been there
Everyday you mean
Morning gang
Are codes on email or website
Both
yeah
helo newnoise
So got to check both then?
either one
It’ll come to email and website don’t matter
bungie site typically update first, b4 email
^^ true
i have to pee, will there be places to pee on the marathon?
alright i will thx you for the info
💥
good evening new noise does new noise fw Aurora
like from sleeping beauty?
uhhh prolly not
I’m hoping on halo let me know when the codes drop
Today's gonna be the day, I can smell it
To get code you must give me 10 dollars so i can buy worm shirt
Worm please bless me withAlpha Access today!
today i woke up with no key
How do I get access? I don't understand anything.
I tried to get access back at the announcement, when the discord of the game was started.
be a streamer i guess
D3 confirmed after the release of Marathon 2: Electric Boogaloo in 2037
same with multiple accounts still nothing
Is there any other way to get access? Or is there nothing for mortals?
luck and pray
Have patience
Marathon is bombing lmaooooo
morning all
how? we cant even play it
When are they supposed to drop the codes today
Concorde 2 waiting room is here ?
Something I noticed from watching streams and what not.. The visual effect whenever you shoot someone is super... disorientating as if its like some type of blurr or weird flashes
They’ve already added more players by sending more codes and they’re at a 3rd of the players even with more codes sent
Did the codes even go out for today yet?
theyve barely sent codes in the last week there were like 2 serious waves
its an alpha its not meant for long term play rn
and all the streamers said they didn’t have priority access 😭
helo newnoise
did todays wave of emails go out or nah
no the work day has not even started
damn i need more people to kill tho
yeah its only 9 in the morning on the EAST coast bruh, be a lil patient
i think they’ll send codes out around 10am pst
its not even 7am in seattle
Still there 
yuhhh its only 6:21 😭 i live in this timezone
already got 15 hours in game lol
Good Morning new Noise
theyve been going out 3-6 PM EST usually
must be nice 🥲
its ok sniper seems to be dominating the meta right now which makes for a lot of long ranged fights in the more recent days so its getting a little boring
@
Bungie Dev
Any keys for Alpha Oblivion ?

Sounds good to me
do you think this is because the sniper is overtuned or because people are scared to just get close
probably overtuned but i dont have a smart way to balance it either its not people being scared its moreso people with a sniper hiding and taking pot shots just to run and hide again its really slowed down combat more as people adapt to it
you snipe them they go around a corner far away and get res if you push them they have claymores set up
I see I see
the first couple days were just a little more fun because there was less rat fights and more just straight up combat but who knows maybe i just had a bad run of luck last night too lol
Dont you get like 2 invite codes with your code or something
so lets talk business
Gleep morning
100 guys or one gorilla?
im going with the guys
Whatt flavour are the gorilla
all at once or 1 by 1
see thats what im confused about, because all at once ABSOLUTELY, but 1 at a time, even then i think so
gorilla flavor
Do they have weapons or
Yeah but what kind of gorilla flavour
Temple run type shi
nah we talking straight hands
i dont know how to answer this question
Im having fun with the game!
I think the only option to actually win then is to go for the eyes and I don't think you're gonna be that close for very long if you're solo
What flavour is the Gorilla?
Pain is the flavor of the gorilla
No its not
for sure, i think on a 1 v 1 order the gorilla could obliterate say the first 20 dudes, but them big boys are not built for endurance
Then the gorilla is grape?
No its not
Tough. The gorillas flavor is metal?
No its not
Gorilla tastes like glue?
@atomic basin job
You got the Berggorilla, Cross River, Grauer Gorilla & Wastelijke laagland
7's job is to tell other people to do a job
job
No
the gorilla has been shot.
MAN DOWN, WE NEED A MEDIC
WHAT FLAVOUR IS THE GORILLA
NIGHT!
I JUST NAMED TTHEM
Sekiguchi more like suckiguchi
Youre just mad you dont got a worm shirt
When are emails supposed to be sent out for the next wave today?
Most likely at 12-2 pst
yo
Appreciate it. Been looking forward to trying it
Gl getting in!
Are the updates they're doing on Tuesday like destiny or is it today?
Bergorrila tastes like origami, the cross river tastes like it swam with eels, the graur actually tastes like milk that sat out, and the wastelijke lagland tastes as though it’s missing something, preferably msg..
Today could be the day
Hola friends
good luck on the wave of incoming invites, folks
Multifruit
So which flavour is the gorilla
It has no flavor. There is no gorilla
My bad I vaporized it with my M32A1
That’s just an image of Nokuuu as we speak
What flavour is that
NEON
Newport
MATHAFACKN NEWPORT
lmfao
Chester Stone <3
Richest man in da hood
Newports wouldn't have been as legendary if it wasn't for Chester
I wanna buy his clock
Pause
And tha car

it's 6:46 AM PST

BUNGO WAKE UP AND SEND CODES!

lfg
happy code day to yall hope to loot your body
Yay!
I wouldnt die in Marathon Alpha Playtest. I would just live and win.
precisely
i even bought a new mouse for marathon lol
I'll get a job for marathon
okay not all for marathon, half reason of new mouse is i just want to try it
what did you buy? any good?
i have a razer naga x
SteelSeries Prime+
it epic have 12 button on it
How good is marathon ? im still waiting for my code
do I need to sign up anywhere else in this discord or otherwise to be eligible to receive a code? All i've done is accept the discord guidelines
I got a uhhhh office desk mouse and i got global elite on cs with it 👍
go to alpha access channel and do what it say
just my friend said the mold of Primr is sick, so i just give it a shot
WHEN IS THE CODES
for MMORPG right?
Probably in 6 hours
Ok ok
i use it for milsim mostly
don't tell me you play FPS with it
i'm not seeing any alpha access channel
Semaluvtoyanewluhuvuh
Fellow pantheon enjoyer?!
pantheon is good
Yuuuh huuuhhh. Finished it 2 weeks ago
i not good with maps on my keyboard, i prefer it on my right hand, on my mouse, im faster
So real it’s Awsome. I’ve not finished it I got 7 more episodes
ty!
Buckle up and have fun
thumb do everything
that's what i done in FFXIV with naga
what is pantheon
TV show about humanity reaching the singularity point, sentient AIs, and their consequences
Its amazingly written, go watch it 
Did anyone ask you about accidental touch of those 12 buttons?😂
The beast is demonic in nature
Gimme another 12 on the other side
Bungie may have just lost half the people that would've played this game to Arc Raiders Beta dragging their feet.
Ex Bungie, Dice and Activision devs and an extraction shooter that'll probably be less selfish with codes
Unless Bungie opens the floodgates this game is cooked at this point. Shouldn't have been so restrictive with Alpha access
BRUH
i really dont think anybody understands what the fuck an alpha is at this point
i am agile with thumb
I could definitely use something like a Naga since I kinda quit competitive shooters a while back (only interested in Marathon as a concept) but I still have my Viper 8khz
Test game garner attention into new game
Bungo please lemme get a code my birthday is saturday
Did the next wave of codes already get sent out?
overwatch helped me not fatfinger
Publicly yes? In practice its to see how players will react to their game and what feed back they can get to use in their current build, its never about the player numbers.
If so guess who didnt get a code again! 🤓
well if i dont get one today mighjt just have to grind fall guys
tbh there's no way accidental touch, those 12 buttons designed perfectly, only ppl who using Naga knows it
naga is so good for mmorpgs but too heavy for anything else imo
ah Viper, i kinda like to buy the lastest Viper but too expensive :(
it feelz perfect i cant lie
I need to replace my death adder elite
it's just born for MMORPG
The only reasonable info I saw was, that they gonna start sending it in about 5-7 h from now on 🙂
Yeah tell me about it. I managed to get a brand new for like 40-50$ and now every single one of them is 100$+. And I have a wired ESL Edition
yeah it’s rlly good used it for a while on ff14
i really enjoy it in HLL and RsV2
but it was amazing for eso i cant lie
guys codes are probably going to come out at 4:00 pm EST again like they have been
funnily enough i play d2 on controller, am gonna play marathon on mouse tho
I'm pretty happy with it but definitely gotta get some grip tape thingamajigs for it since the plastic has smoothed out
opens chat to see when we can expect codes.
First message
Closes chat
pulsar x2h is fire
anyone wanna squad up i’m tired of playing solo
yeah we can later after bungie sends me a code :3
Fax
Guys I’m the owner of Bungie who wants LeBron in Marathon?
Me!!
hell yeah
Give us thug shaker emote
The people have spoken!
Thank you all for participating in this social experiment. Expect LeBron in the winter update : )
finally. the fifth runner confirmed...
oh no its only 10:11 AM EST
yep
im a dead body now, i will try to undead on 4 PM EST :(
Alright who got the codes today
Caffeine
I’ll revive you at 4 bro I got you
today for sure 100% can't wait
become a ghost
I'm tired of talking about how I'm codeless. So instead I'm going to let everyone know it took my boss 2 hours to piss me off and make me not want to work for the rest of the week.
that's rough
Life be like that sometimes. Codeless and upset
Just be happy
I’m interested. Have a seat by the fire 🔥 🔥 🔥 and tell me friend
Could be worse man I swapped carriers found out T-mobile sent my account to collections instead of closing my account
Never use T-Mobile it's a trash carrier
T mobile is trash I agree
He's just been messaging me non stop asking me to do shit while I'm working on 4 projects. Then he asks if a new project is done that I started Friday at 4PM. He likes to micro manage.
This is upsetting. Dealing with phone service providers is the worst.
awawaa
😐
Damn bro sorry you gotta go through that. Bosses suck sometimes
I have to literally mark down how I spend every minute of my day as a remote employee… they call it “time studies” and pretend it’s not micromanagement lol
Yeah. Is what it is. I work from home so I can only get so mad.
M
Disgusting is how I would describe this
It takes up a lot of time too so during month end it’s like why tf do we do this it’s miserable lol sorry to hear your boss is a micromanager as well
Good mornin', motherrunners
✨
I work at a racing track and we offer go karts for rent. Yesterday had a group of like 5 people pull up and dump 400$ on the counter with demands like "Give us a printout of the last session we need to know what times we're gonna be beating today." Poor girl at the reception desk had to tell them that the times were set by kids from the karting school and that they didn't have ballast weight, so the times aren't gonna be achievable for them since they're full adults and weigh like 15kg more by default. Clients threw a tantrum accusing the reception girl that she's calling them fat. After a small fit they were equipped and sent out onto the track. It would be an understatement to call their driving skill mid, but at least me and the boys had a laugh when one of them pushed the car so hard the drive chain failed, leaving the guy stranded in the middle of the track waiting for like 2 minutes for a replacement. Swear to god such clients make my blood boil
yap
holy wall of text i aint reading all that
omg I almost forgot GOOD MORNING, PRAISE WORM
oh wait it's mora I WILL be reading
Switch up is insane
awaw
Awawaw
uwu
Morning Dev!
arfwruf
Regulars get special. Benefits
Hope more regulars get codes today
There are no codes
slept
withcolllar too tight
You’ve been lied to
Hoping to no life some games after work with you all this afternoon 
The best part about my job is having to deal with clients that go around blaming the machinery for their slow laptimes when I had witnessed them driving grandma style sliding at every corner
My job is paying me to exist
go kart racing is awesome I love losing to children
You have no idea how pleasant it is telling people that they're just ass at driving and then telling them my personal track record
Go carting would be more fun if it was also paintball at the same time Mario cart style
I'll be on for a bit later so maybe i'll catch you 
People got sued for trying the Mario kart style iirc
Ugh dealing with customers like that is the worst ngl, at least yall got a laugh out the guy kinda proving the girl right haha
go kick bungo's ass rhulk, like what you've done in dayone
When do codes go out?
That's a risk I'm willing to take. I'll just activate the Mines ability on my Feisar to escape the police
I've been racing these for 7 years now and I wish I was there when they were trying to act all cool and shit like all of them are F1-grade racers when in reality it's just a bunch of egotripping hillbillies
I love being an egotripping hillbilly it's a fun job
ssame
same
I love being cringe online it's such a free fun job
Preach
Laughing at people is the best medicine
hahaha the end of that sentence was great
Unfortunately for me, I just had someone tell me wholeheartedly that Tom McDonald is a guy she respects
Have people started getting codes today yet?
no
It'll happen more in the afternoon
I’m sorry for the terrible start to your day.
No codes yet only cart racing.
Bungie is PT so you gotta realize pt losers have like internet explorer
It’s worse cuz she’s trans. Like how are you gonna respect a guy who wants you to not exist? Its insane
It's therapeutic, even. I love when people come in going like "yeah I'm this and that been racing for half my life" and I'm standing there thinking "Brother I'm ranked #137 national in my racing class I DO NOT know you"
Do we know when codes go out today
I've let go of Marathon gear fear I'm using my favorite stuff in every match and if I lose it, I lose it (I will have an emotional shutdown and cry on the toilet)
In the afternoon it seems
That reminds me of when I was the Warhammer workshop server talking about space marine 2’s kinda shoddy balancing and one of the guys there went off on a rant about how I do not understand the game and all I said was “dawg you play with the mod, I’m on a console, YOU don’t understand the game”
wow well that’s certainly an interesting choice, I think I’m lucky enough to never have met a Tom McDonald fan irl
awawaaa
Tom McDonald is what most people think Eminem is. Abysmal dogshit at everything including what he makes music from, mediocre white rap
awawawawawa
that’s hilarious, the unearned confidence some people have always come to bite their ass and getting to witness it is GREAT
SO true bestie
sophieso sleep y
anyone get their codes for today?
then Sophie should sleep
did the second wave go out?
doesshe have to
Anyways, I’m still waiting for Predator Badlands to release
if she wants a well rested brain yeah
i just googled who this is and laughed
This afternoon some codes should be sent methinks
ahhh nvm i scrolled up
Has anyone played on the space ship map yet?
ggoodnight
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?! LIKE DAWG
If you mean marathon (itself) it is not a map in the alpha
are codes received via email?
Hahaha
Goodnight
I should not be this upset over it but GOD
Yeah, some of the content creators who play tested it talked about it.
It's always funny. I know every regular at the track and I know where they are rank-wise, and then some bragging dumbass stumbles behind a wheel saying stuff like "I'm a street racer watch this tech" only for me, a track marshal, to end up pulling the guy out of a tire wall, into a safer place on the track, shutting the motor down, and then going "So, let me tell you about this hyper advanced secret technique called "pressing the brake pedal"" for 3 minutes at least, wasting his session time as punishment for being an idiot
should listen to sleep token's discography while you wait for the alpha access
Yeah we don't have access to that map, we're playing a older build than Content creators did iirc
I’ve heard a lot of people hate sleep token
I've heard the opposite
Isn't sleep token that one cult band
Personally idk where I rank because I don’t do that
it's not a cult but yeah the band dudes are anonymous
Idk, I’ve listened to like 2 of their songs and I keep seeing people call them a corporate buy out 💀
why can’t we have black led lights, it’s genuinely so simple, i feel like people are idiots if they don’t agree.
I'll only bother to listen to chokehold, I'm not interested in their other stuff
It's honestly surprising how unskilled people with even 15 years of experience driving a car are when you sit them into machinery that has no ESC, TC, ABS, and other driving aids
only chokehold?
Yeah I know that's their most popular song I know but I ain't that interested in them
Do y'all know when the wave of codes are today???
understandable chokehold is good
I listen to whatever I’m feeling and that’s been a lot of Teto recently
W sleep token
I would like to join the test, is it still open?
but yeah they're not a corpo plant or anything, just two insanely talented teachers
Me with my bag of mini M&Ms in the center console and a dream
m&ms goated
good lord you EU's will DIE at American driver's
Yall shift with one or two fingers?
Replace that with a bottle of Jack Daniels and you'll EXPERIENCE the dream
till may 4th
Going turbo
isn't shifting that one thing where you go to the astral plane or something
Depends on the resistance of said shifter. I drove Rotax DD2 go kart and it had stiff paddle shifters so I had to use 3
I shift with spacebar
You already got 80% of it down
Oh my God you mean stick shift
She shift on my stick til I redline
Is there a website to download the game?
Two fingers after priming it with one finger, gotta loosen it up first, take it slow
NICE GUYS we ALMOST have as many viewers as terraria!!
L m a o
terraria is goated
Are alpha codes already sent out?
Just go from 5th to 1st immediately for a secret firework feature
If it were just bad music taste it’d be whatever but her REPECT for him is so crazy to me hahaha
I’m shifting into R for race mode
Some dude on my tiktok is in grand central station rn and he said “don’t like me? 5 rounds, run the fade, no gloves, right now”
redline is when you go past the car limits surely (I only know this word from gauss Warframe)
Gaus warframe mentioned
You can’t save some transfems, especially white ones
I too enjoy tasting the walls of every hallway
if you ever are inclined listening to more from them, check out their album "this place will become your tomb now"
Certified wallpaper inspector
Redline is when you go past the limits of your engine's pistons and crank
يي
Crank? 😏
I’m a wallpaper inspector in the way that I’m also the floor inspector. I love alchemy and as a result I play Lavos, no one is safe
That Soulja Boy
Do you like grineer corpus or orokin walls
I'd flex my wallpaper in here but cant
YOUUUUUUU (level 4 banishment spell)
glitch is mommy
+PARRY
I need to update my BG3 mods ngl
I need to get good at Ultrakill again
So called Asexuals when I show them V1 Ultrakill
not
I'm at rock bottom. I sit in the empty 100 ft well. The bucket from the man of shadow always dropped slowly to me revealing nothing. Not even a single code. Bungie watches as my sanity deteriorates. Hope is but a distant thought, a dream now.
you have to type / alpha into the alpha access channel and then fill out survey n stuff
The real question is, do the codes let you play the alpha on console?
+Parry
+Disrespect
if you sign up for the console test...people have already
Time to go do that
when you sign up it asks what you play on
The emailed me a code for a shovel to dig myself deeper into despair
Yeah I think they ask you during the survey what platform and that’s the platform you’re locked into for the alpha iirc
I have completed the survey, where can I download the game?
You’ll be emailed a code if you’re selected, instructions are in the email I believe
you have to get invited...its closed alpha...i think someone said august they will have open beta or something
sup bozos
I just have to wait for the email to come.
wormin wbu
just took like a 3h long walk
awiwiwi
Damn healthy mf, sounds nice actually it’s really nice outside here today
Anyways, survey filled out, now we wait
pray to worm for code

Tell me the name of god you worm fuck
i've become comfortably worm
WORM
Been slacking like a mf but the weather has indeed been too nice to pass on

did you get a confirmation email or anything? i dont think i did and want to make sure i didnt do something stupid like put my email in wrong
Meanwhile I’ve been working my ass off to graduate
ah the woes of being a scholar, could never be me lmfao
Nah, I didn’t get one. They just told me “if your selected you’ll receive an email containing the code”
thank!
Nah I’m still in HS, I’m just now graduating cuz they said foreign language isn’t 2 credits (it was)
That's some bs
I hate the government
factual ahh statement
I start classes next week, going back to get my bachelors since I didnt after my associates
0/10 ragebait
At least I only have 2 more classes,
so close
I mean I’m basically done. Work is nothing and I’m holding at an 80% average in both so I don’t need the exams
I’m crashing out my friend who signed up YESTERDAY got a code today
It’s all a matter of waiting and going to graduation practice
And I didn’t
practice to graduate ?
Yeah, it’s an American thing ngl. It’s a giant ceremony and all that
interesting o;
day 7 no code
Gotta walk up on stage, shake hands with the administrators and staff and get handed a piece of paper. Which is honestly crazy as hell cuz my administrators kept tryna sabotage me
what if the real code was the friends you made along the way
Rough! I’m really starting to get discouraged by bungie!
jokes on you friends are non existent to me
ill be ur friend
Like how am I rlly that unlucky that I’ve been signed up since day 1 and he signed up yesterday???😭😭😭😭
Ok but why? It’s a random process ngl
how do I exchange one of these “real codes” for codes?
im hoping we can generate friend codes soon
u got a code?
codes today has not been sent out yet
Big Same Tho! So I feel the pain
Feeed me codes. Bungie
Codes more like Goads
I thirst for a code
Scott pilgrim anime pfp?
ye
Code please
marathon alpha code farming strat (not patched 2025 april)
I want to play this with my bro and cousin. Randoms can only take you so far

this about to be new meta
Bungie I know your listening, I bought a baby eliksni plush two years ago, you should give me a code now (I’m gonna go play other games instead of complaining if I don’t get one)
:3 thanks
Does anyone know when the alpha ends?
Guys I streamed one time this month why haven’t I gotten a code?
I WANT WORM PLUSHIE SO BAD
2 weeks from wednesday
I want my pin for doing final shape legendary
whens the next wave going out
Unfortunately I’m also waiting for the new d2 expansion so I can get the lore for my guardians written and leave
I gonna go bury my fist in some Tyranids skull now
You too!
Oh dang they updated Logan grimnar and his wolf guard?
never
<3
LMAO THEY DID
yall ever scream just cause you can?
I have more hours checking my email for a code than people have in the alpha
what time are they dropping codes today? is it still between 1-4pm est?
hell yeah
I like to grab some poor Rubric Marine and start yelling obscenities because they can’t yell back but they’ll remember the experience since their technically immortal
do we know what time codes come out?
It's a secret
They blindfold themselves and tap names to a white board and play darts with it. Whoever the dart lands next to wins a code
Good morning chat
Also
Awawa
I think it’s 10am PST/1pm EST
Some of us will be code getters today, others will not. Aiat.
They announced they are sending out daily codes, knew they weren't doing it in the first place based on Lars Bakken and obviously charts. Annoying with the lack of communication not knowing when or if codes will drop over the past week
The Omnissiah provides
Yeah I saw, did my share of complaining. Now I've reached acceptance for the moment.
when are the codes going out today
I should change my pfp to a tech marine ngl
I don't know whether the community decided on 4 or 5 est and at this point I'm too scared to ask
Refer to the dart board method above
id just love the oppurtunity to be able to contribute to the game and push it in hopefully a positive way. I dont have any Bias like streamers because my job doesnt revolve around content creation so i wont offer feedback selflishely in an attempt to boost my job i.e. channel or stream. Just from a players genuine perspective.
I always saw people say 5:30 EST. But obviously most people were just saying that as codes weren't even going out
As long as I can get Ready or Not, BL4 AND Marathon I’m ok fr
Bry Guy this isn’t going to get you a code pipe down
Is the alpha still available
😹 🫵 🤤
DuFockle the evil snowman is free
Return String::from("Kelvin");
erm actually I’m returning &str
jesus christ rust
House Lanister
fUCk
Fook
Back to the mines with me
type YES to affirm alpha codes
When are codes
He who controls the spice...
id just love the oppurtunity to be able to contribute to the game and push it in hopefully a positive way. I dont have any Bias like streamers because my job doesnt revolve around content creation so i wont offer feedback selflishely in an attempt to boost my job i.e. channel or stream. Just from a players genuine perspective.
dang, still no code 😦
@compact violet get a job
id just love the oppurtunity to be able to contribute to the game and push it in hopefully a positive way. I dont have any Bias like streamers because my job doesnt revolve around content creation so i wont offer feedback selflishely in an attempt to boost my job i.e. channel or stream. Just from a players genuine perspective.
90 mins
id just love the oppurtunity to be able to contribute to the game and push it in hopefully a positive way. I dont have any Bias like streamers because my job doesnt revolve around content creation so i wont offer feedback selflishely in an attempt to boost my job i.e. channel or stream. Just from a players genuine perspective.
My desert. My Arrakis. My DUNE
they actually release at 1pm? i mean id really love the opportunity to contribute ..
Did they say 1pm?
Be so fr right now
I really do want to offer good feedback! I just dont like when people mix money (there income) i.e. streamers then offer feedback directly to devs. Obviosuly they will have bias and try to make the game and content creator friendly as possible whether that hurts average players or not
some guy said 90 mins lol
I really do want to offer good feedback! I just dont like when people mix money (there income) i.e. streamers then offer feedback directly to devs. Obviosuly they will have bias and try to make the game and content creator friendly as possible whether that hurts average players or not
I dare say you’re not the best D&D player, I think I may know someone…
I really do want to offer good feedback! I just dont like when people mix money (there income) i.e. streamers then offer feedback directly to devs. Obviosuly they will have bias and try to make the game and content creator friendly as possible whether that hurts average players or not
I am sum guy
Nah im the best bro i cook as wizard, bard, and warlock
2 sum
as someone with 9000 hours in pokemon go, i think i would offer a unique perspective on this game
And more sum
Lotta new faces in here
I think you may know Yami/Y4mi then?
He's a chump
Alt accounts 
I want to play marathon pleeease
Do you know them tho? Bc I’d say they’re arguably better
why are yall copy pasta me😂 im being for real! I just want to do my best! For the team. Im super interested in Marathon 🫡
Nah bro yami and chip got nothin on me
patiently waits 90 mins
yo can i play the game now
As someone with 7500 hours in dota 2, i think i should see a therapist
Duel at high noon
Tywin
Any new alpha invites news?
No way you got connections?!
Hey guys, don’t hate me, but it would really mean a lot if you brought attention to bungie. I’m homeless and can really use an alpha key to get me through tough times. Unlike Bry Guy who wants to fake his enthusiasm, I’m a real one
Hey guys, don’t hate me, but it would really mean a lot if you brought attention to bungie. I’m homeless and can really use an alpha key to get me through tough times. Unlike Bry Guy who wants to fake his enthusiasm, I’m a real one
"I think I know a guy" ahh
Does anyone know what time they plan on doing the wave today?
Yeah I know the guy pretty well lol. Ive been a day 1 viewer before he blew up off D&D content
Hey guys, don’t hate me, but it would really mean a lot if you brought attention to bungie. I’m homeless and can really use an alpha key to get me through tough times. Unlike Bry Guy who wants to fake his enthusiasm, I’m a real one
when do you go to sleep?
Hey guys, don’t hate me, but it would really mean a lot if you brought attention to bungie. I’m homeless and can really use an alpha key to get me through tough times. Unlike Bry Guy who wants to fake his enthusiasm, I’m a real one
I don’t think I know 🤭
What do you mean?? I just woke up
BRO what is the TF2 clip PartyChip keeps talking about I gotta know
@light scroll
woah woah woah! Ive been here day in and day out!!! Grinding on Discord hoping for a code im genuinely hyped!
Who are you guys going to play as in marathon, I want or play void or locus
Did y4mi say the word that he can't say
91 mins guys
woah woah woah! Ive been here day in and day out!!! Grinding on Discord hoping for a code im genuinely hyped!
Not fair
I have to mod abuse some…
Butane best mod!
What time do the codes come out today?
Dear god (bungle rng) can I please have something please
DjDante no bueno
🤫
Oh hell no
F
He’d never say anything that bad. So no, I doubt it was a word he can’t say
👋 🌊
What time do the codes come out today?
i think i got automod'd the other day for the word for the twisty bit on a door you use to open it
At some point in the future whenever that may be.
marathon intel lied
The handle 😢
No official guidance on time. Id say before 5pm est as a guess. But stay hopeful Runner 🫡
L automod
new arc raiders trailer just went up
H-Hey guys! It’s the Bry Guy here 😎! Just wanted to say, I really am a genuine gamer 😇🙏. I’m not like those streamers 🤖🧟♂️, I really want to push this game to be better. If you guys can gather support to get me a code, I’ll promise to make marathon great again. DATTEBAYO 😂🖐️
Soooo any time worthy mobile games?
where do we see the new codes?
What do we reckon 2pm pst code wave ?
in your email or bungie website under "redeem codes"
Real Runners lift each other up! You must be a walker of somekind UESC BOT
Alguien habla español?
trust me I check my account every 20 min like a schizophrenic when I know they haven't sent more yet lmao
How will we weather this storm runners?
Real gooners lift each other up! You must be a walker of somekind UESC BOT
Check again you probably just missed it last time
Mr. Bungie can I please join the marathon
HAS ANYONE GOTTEN AN INVITE TODAY
I love The Goonies! Favorite movie
no
idk why they being stingy they need the good press
@cold fractal no yet
We all lift together!
Chris Hansen is knocking on ur door
Real recognizes real
Worm
We're all adrift together
if you get invited, do they message you on here in your dm's?
Mr bungie I will only say good stuff about the game to my 1,000 subscribers
This Cyrodilic Dirty Sprite boutta hit Tau Ceti like a year one pump on fortnite
First 1000 people to say goon here will get an alpha code
or, begins with k
Ya aint ready
Set adrift a memory bliss of you....
Have you heard of the high elves?
They aint high enough imo
High on that elf zaza
No. Only through email or on Bungie.net through “redeem code”
Oblivion
But I can fix that
High on that moon weed
Hey runners we need to focus on Tau Centi not this oblivion stuff….
Is that where it came from or where it took you to?
They must have amnesia. They forgot that i’m him.
Mr Bungie I want to see the robot gyatts in game
wait does going under this tab tell u the list of codes ur able to redeem?
But the emperor told me to shut close the jaws of Oblivion.
i’ve not been checking up on that at all, just my email
It’s called moonijuana
Why do the mountain people in TLOU2 have joker smile scars on their face?
shut the draws of oblivion*
Touch the balls of oblivion
If you go to the redeem code spot on Bungie.net, you should see three tabs on the page. If you got a code, there will be a fourth tab.
I believe that there should be a 4th tab that opens which is labeled Game Codes
Me when I lie
we smokin them scooby doo fart bubbles
bro the comment above mine says the same thing. If your gonna troll gotta be consistent atleast
🫃
he isn’t lying lmao
Mr Bungie I want a robot beep bop silk worm
Is this dracula flow
THE 4TH COLUMN!!! Shaxx voice
yes
nope my uncles boyfriend works at bungie I think I know
If you don't have it, the link will redirect to the redeem page
i’ll check up on that later then, if i do have it tho then i thank u in advance 🫡
On that tau ceti gas
Code gate is single handedly killing the game
I wore your profile pics shoes in the county.
Usually you should get the email at the same time, but some people have said the code on Bungie.net can pop up a bit earlier than the email. I can’t say for sure, just repeating what I have heard.
My friend never got the email just checked the website
Why the worm got a vr headset on
Invest more in Turkey and less in Chicken....which brings me to my next point, corn.... corn grows and easy to harvest....
I mean, mine did as well.
The emails got to be fake 😭

John Bungie here to say that no more codes will be given as the game will go the way of Concord or the Dodo
did todays wave go out
No
Yes all 10 codes went out
I'm back from jail
Hi neeyth, bye neeyth.
wave check
check

Hey og how's your day been so far
what kind of jail
Hmmm. I wonder what bottom left is
quit yapping little bro
none tarkov
i wonder
damn Nerevar catching strays for no reason
Guys there are 100k people in here and they are probably giving out like 3k more codes so chances are slim 😦
Aight. Trying to get work done, but my laptop hates me.
3 people have been doing this it's funny
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Wave check
:3
meow
meow meow
meow
awwruff!! barkbarlk!!
Who ruined it...