new-noise

[cobalt dragon]

I got an email from EA inviting me to a playtest in person. I am thinking it is for TF3

[green hill]

Oh yea that makes sense

[lost needle]

Dont get peoples hopes up 😭

[cobalt dragon]

haha what else could it be?

[vagrant mirage]

dont be so harsh, can you blame them when they are born with touch screens?

[green hill]

They're gonna jumb you if you go

[lost needle]

IDK

[thick swift]

battlefield reboot

[acoustic crane]

my reply would get me banned so i will refrain

[cobalt dragon]

Im sadly not gonna be able to make it to the playtest

[static iris]

[cobalt dragon]

its like a week of playtest for 6 hours a day.

[clear coral]

[novel swallow]

I'm really hoping they have some "in raid" puzzle work and such. Almost akin to a D2 style raid within the instance

[green hill]

Why a raid it wouldn't make sense

[acoustic crane]

shits gonna be so peak when it filters 99% of the playerbase because they cant look up a youtube video mid run

[clear coral]

just so you guys know im reading

[vagrant mirage]

I did IT class last year and its crazy to have to teach 18yo how to do basic things on the PC like if im doing a workshop in a retirement center

[green hill]

Proud of you

[novel swallow]

Not necessarily a raid but something that requires some work/ puzzle work and team to figure out

[acoustic crane]

yeah its a sad sad day and age dawg

[cobalt dragon]

any idea of when the alpha keys will be sent?

[clear coral]

thank you

[rocky breach]

Yes!

[vagrant mirage]

its great if you work in the IT support field lol

[acoustic crane]

i mean yeah ur getting paid to basically tell people they cant cut their food or chew good

[cobalt dragon]

when is that huh?

[rocky breach]

Sometime between now and the start of the Playtest, April 23rd i think?

[real bear]

probably closer to the 23rd

[arctic crown]

April 23rd

[cobalt dragon]

bet ty

[green hill]

I think this is the only time this chat has talked about marathon

[acoustic crane]

i hate it

[vagrant mirage]

They release the Alpha FAQ last weekend and it said the codes will come later this week, could happen today

[thick swift]

love that for us

[acoustic crane]

i like how this discord feels more like a google search with the way these questions get repeated

[green hill]

Sí amigo

[real bear]

theres not really a super convient place to find info is there?

[green hill]

Read

[acoustic crane]

the mfin FAQ that Grips just mentioned holy

[vagrant mirage]

if you cant find the info in the FAQ, discord people wont find it for you

[acoustic crane]

dawg, im gonna buy everyone glasses

[green hill]

Have more people dropped out of school recently

[sleek pike]

Good morning y'all

[acoustic crane]

i bet you not a single mf checks pins either before asking something

[real bear]

ok now this is a really dumb question but how do i check pins

[thick swift]

no the youning have been brainrotted straight out the womb

[steep solstice]

pretty sure it's easter

[acoustic crane]

jail, straight to jail with you dawg

[real bear]

i just don't use discord like this often

[sleek pike]

Not that I've seen

[green hill]

You better give an iPhone 17 pro max now for free

[thick swift]

the usual suspects r waking up

[acoustic crane]

I need Nerevar, I can't deal with the voices anymore

[real bear]

.... its the pin in the top left corner isn't it

[green hill]

Just do it if you can't anymore

[acoustic crane]

im so proud of you billy

[real bear]

it's early cut me some slack, also crazy name guess

[green hill]

Is billy your name

[acoustic crane]

you might earn my respect yet fredrick

[real bear]

ah thats not my last name tho

[green hill]

Bob Justin mark gale jordan

[dense briar]

How’d yall get that profile frame? I can’t find it

[acoustic crane]

thats it

[dusky verge]

check pins

[worn wren]

check pinned message

[real bear]

pinned messages in the top left corner its a discord quest

[acoustic crane]

ah shi we've woken up Borb

[hollow pumice]

Hello

[dense briar]

Bless, thank you.

[hollow pumice]

What do i argue about today

[kind bluff]

video games

[green hill]

Women

[acoustic crane]

pleAase no more

[hollow pumice]

[acoustic crane]

also ngl Borb i thought your pfp was handsome squidward all this time

[vagrant mirage]

you have a animated looking beyblade, do the steps you did to get that

[hollow pumice]

I mean it is one of those things for sure

[green hill]

Are you a furry?

[hollow pumice]

No i'm Patrick

[dense briar]

I don’t remember, just saw I had it one day and put it on lol

[acoustic crane]

checks out

[rustic raven]

Sup ma runnas

[green hill]

Ma sup runnas

[hollow pumice]

But ye sure

[acoustic crane]

smh i gotta demote Borb from the cool list

[hollow pumice]

I thought you did that already

[green hill]

Can't have furrs in here 😡😡

[sullen cedar]

You know, funnily enough my Bungie ID number is 6666.
Chalk that up to another part of my weird luck.

[dense briar]

Ah much better

[shy cypress]

So when does the beta drop and does anyone know when we will know if we got access?

[hollow pumice]

You'd be surprised, i bet a third of the people making this game are furries lmao

[rustic raven]

Don't mess with Furry's they have money to buy them suits they got money to send a package

[hollow pumice]

IT is like the furry buisness career path

[green hill]

Why not spend money on something useful tho

[acoustic crane]

i miss Nerevar

[hard forge]

the furs are coming from inside the everywhere

[hollow pumice]

Like videogames and monster?

[rustic raven]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-that-guy-mark-son-of-a-critch-101-i-dont-know-his-name-gif-24384914

[hollow pumice]

If so amen to that

[hard forge]

i miss swift on security sometimes

[static iris]

[green hill]

Spend it on cooler cosplays

[hollow pumice]

[rustic raven]

hottake, worms are better than cat

[green hill]

Hottake your right

[timid dew]

When does the game come out, or is there no release date yet?

[acoustic crane]

Skarrow just posted a full run in Marathon

[dense briar]

[green hill]

[rustic raven]

[acoustic crane]

i have no words for you dawg

[hollow pumice]

Is it a full run on the marathon ship map

[acoustic crane]

no

[timid dew]

Cool cause i saw someone say September 23 and i wanted to double check

[hollow pumice]

Cause if not i think i get the picture of the rest alr

[real bear]

the closed test starts on the 23rd dont listen to daro hes cranky this morning

[haughty spade]

what video should i watch to fully understand marathon?

[acoustic crane]

im finna hurt you

[mint lintel]

all I can do is prey that I get into this alpha

[hollow pumice]

Pray*

[timid dew]

He didnt get enough 🫃

[acoustic crane]

homie is a bird

[sly jetty]

I really like Riloe’s review of the pre alpha build.

[warm owl]

Who called me

[hollow pumice]

Correcting that spelling mistake will surely put me ahead of you in the battle for alpha access

[acoustic crane]

thank god you're here

[haughty spade]

is that about the game or like the lore?

[real bear]

https://youtu.be/rXZedGriETM?si=I31KN16TMxsgtfIa

[mint lintel]

this may be true

[hollow pumice]

Fact checked by mida

[acoustic crane]

based Nevbik watches over us

[haughty spade]

thanks

[sly jetty]

Both. More game but he definitely discusses the potential of the lore

[warm owl]

Do i need to call for backup?

[torpid helm]

Google exists

[acoustic crane]

seems pretty well behaved in here for the minute

[final crypt]

Hi, how do I get the avatar deco?

[proud pasture]

https://discord.com/quests/1359952298775810048

Go go go go

[final crypt]

Where's the video, I'm lost ;-;

[acoustic crane]

oh god not again

[real bear]

you just his use now and it shows you

[proud pasture]

Only works on pc

[burnt edge]

Cómo obtengo el adorno?

[final crypt]

Oh :/

[proud pasture]

https://discord.com/quests/1359952298775810048

[acoustic crane]

billy, hiero, keep on keeping on

[torpid helm]

Shirt

[final crypt]

Ok thanks for helping 🙂

[real bear]

yes group leader

[burnt edge]

Dónde encuentro el vídeo??

[grand veldt]

Where's the option to assign the roles like MIDA etc? Do I have to leave and rejoin?

[proud pasture]

Bridges reference

[torpid helm]

Channels and roles

[proud pasture]

Sólo funciona con una computadora

[burnt edge]

Uff que mala suerte 😔

[fringe whale]

How get beta test?

[acoustic crane]

cant believe we went from enemies to lovers just like that

[torpid helm]

There is no beta test rn

[proud pasture]

Tienes hasta el 20th para hacerlo

[grand veldt]

Thanks! Now to choose wisely.... 🤔

[arctic crown]

April 23rd

[torpid helm]

Don’t be a corpo istg 💀

[grand veldt]

the people of Mars deserve better!

[acoustic crane]

mpreg nuke this user, MIDA demands it

[torpid helm]

Smart choice

[haughty spade]

i dont understand anything about this game, but i love it

[grand veldt]

They built the Marathon instead of helping the Martians 😡

[torpid helm]

I’m hyped

[real bear]

ok this might be another bad question so daro dont scold me too harshly but where can i find more info on the different factions, i want to read more about all of them

[acoustic crane]

jail

[neat bramble]

thats in lore i think

[junior jasper]

Hey can someone help me please

[real bear]

whats up

[neat bramble]

yo

[acoustic crane]

depends...

[grand veldt]

halp incoming

[neat bramble]

check pinned on a pc/ in browser

[junior jasper]

I'm trying to complete the discord Quest

[grand veldt]

Gotta be desktop...

[real bear]

are you on pc or a laptop

[acoustic crane]

reading is so hard

[junior jasper]

No my phone

[terse parcel]

I like your spiderman pfp

[grand veldt]

you're out of luck

[modern dawn]

Hello guys

[ocean pewter]

Hey anyone interested in gaming together??

[real bear]

yeah for some reason it wont work on the phone rip

[grand veldt]

lap and or desk devices only....

[junior jasper]

Thanks but it's red hood

[bright osprey]

how do you guys have the marathon profile

[neat bramble]

ow

[spare lion]

😭😭😭😭

[terse parcel]

My mom let me dress up for spiderman on my birthday

[acoustic crane]

pixel is MIDA's best soldier ong

[junior jasper]

Well that's dumb

[modern dawn]

Anyone plays grand mobile rp life simulator?

[neat bramble]

the mission in pinned

[acoustic crane]

blame Discord

[neat bramble]

just use any browser and itll wrok i think

[bright osprey]

where

[junior jasper]

I do lol

[grand veldt]

MIDA doesn't make the dumb, we only have facts.

[ocean pewter]

no one interested.... 🙂

[real bear]

should i join mida? would you love me then?

[eager plinth]

Yo 🙂

[acoustic crane]

it could sway me to be more in your favor

[neat bramble]

^there

[real bear]

done

[acoustic crane]

good, good
mpreg nuke this user

[real bear]

anything for you group leader

[broken oxide]

Hey I want this how can I het

[neat bramble]

read the previous messages

[acoustic crane]

dawg im gonna lose it

[grand veldt]

I keep checking my email for an alpha code so much that I'm going to be mpreg soon 😅

[real bear]

ight i refuse to google mpreg

[neat bramble]

coward

[acoustic crane]

open MIDA's comms channel, you'll understand soon enough

[near ridge]

Whats the weird DM I got about DAC card?

[acoustic crane]

show us your dac

[neat bramble]

oh yeah that wasnt important was it

[real bear]

i should have known

[acoustic crane]

im sorry to have deceived you billy

[dull grove]

дарова всем

[grand veldt]

@near ridge it was from the ARG which is either over or paused depending on who you ask... You can use it here but it's no longer of consequence http://traxus.global/satellite-map

[neat bramble]

ah alright

[dull grove]

hi all I speek so Russian

[vapid sorrel]

Hi , how can i earn a signal avatar decoration ?

[neat bramble]

scroll up in this chat until you see the insturctions ive said

[modern dawn]

Hello

[alpine hornet]

greetings and salutations

[neat bramble]

how do you do fellow organics

[vapid sorrel]

I watched the trailer but I didn’t earn the decoration

[slim halo]

Eae rapaziada

[neat bramble]

did you wtacht eh trailer in this discord throguht he mission button?

[vapid sorrel]

Yes

[neat bramble]

are you on mobile

[acoustic crane]

hiero, play despacito

[vapid sorrel]

Yes

[neat wind]

Hello

[neat bramble]

do it in a web browser

[hollow pumice]

I hate waiting

[last vapor]

How can I get an efect؟

[real bear]

check

[hollow pumice]

why can't the alpha start on the 18th just for me because i'm the main character

[acoustic crane]

do you understand my general unhelpful demeanor now, billy?

[neat bramble]

im just going to copy and paste this every time somone asks:
1: check pins of this channel to find the quest
2: if the mission does not work, try again in a web browser

[vapid sorrel]

How I watched it from this server and take me to youtube

[real bear]

i might be working on accounting classwork but i can still party

[hollow pumice]

bill from accounting

[acoustic crane]

real

[neat bramble]

i beilive the usual method is discord in a web browser

[hushed ore]

at least you get to play the alpha, I'm sitting here arms crossed sulking

[hollow pumice]

just use nordvpn

10% off with code moistcritical or smthn

[neat bramble]

moist you say?

[hollow pumice]

[pure galleon]

Maybe you should be a little bit Critikal you know?

[acoustic crane]

there better be a Kamen Rider skin for Locus

[mighty ore]

Hi guys how to complete quest on phone?

[hasty yarrow]

Are all codes sent out, or are they rolling out codes over time?

[warm owl]

Soon

[real bear]

you cant unfortunatly

[hollow pumice]

Nev can't you do a solid to another fellow bird

[real bear]

they start rolling out soon

[mighty ore]

Does it work on laptop?

[warm owl]

Those seeds are mine

[terse parcel]

Can you get me a code if I will be your friend?

[hollow pumice]

[warm owl]

I hate friends

[acoustic crane]

how does it feel to fight against this constant stream? futile...

[hollow pumice]

what if i become your enemy

[modern dawn]

How to get this decorations

[real bear]

i like being a positive presence

[warm owl]

I hate them too

[hollow pumice]

that's fair

[acoustic crane]

i feel like Nevbik is gonna be the true end boss of this game

[hollow pumice]

marathon ship general

[warm owl]

This is why there is no talk about birds in marathon yet you can see them

[acoustic crane]

just comes swooping out of the sky to pick you up and rob you of your shit

[hollow pumice]

are they your cameras

[warm owl]

yesn't

[terse parcel]

Birds aren't real is cannon in Marathon universe.

[acoustic crane]

damn

[real bear]

can we make a bird watching faction in marathon?

[warm owl]

Wrong universe

[slim river]

[grand veldt]

Are the birds printed too?

[acoustic crane]

we got hit with a fucking yesn't, this is just like when i got stood up in minecraft ong

[warm owl]

Depends if they work for me

[hollow pumice]

lmao we got 3d printed birds before gta6

[grand veldt]

Much excite

[peak grotto]

Birds r great

[warm owl]

Smart and yet from mida faction
interesting

[acoustic crane]

damn

[warm owl]

I must study you

[grand veldt]

ayo

[warm owl]

@snow harbor bring me my machete

[acoustic crane]

aight rip Infra

[snow harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma-kaguya-sephiroth-gif-14635430

[peak grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-gif-3746287728568117387

[hollow pumice]

my biggest hope for this game is that they make the counter for your credits a Long int instead of an int

[peak grotto]

Ew no embed

[hollow pumice]

unlike destiny where they're cringe and cap glimmer

[acoustic crane]

my hope for this game is me stealing all your credits so you dont even get to have your long int

[hollow pumice]

but the int is long

[grand veldt]

The most significant digit indeed

[hollow pumice]

it's literally one line of fucking code in a database please bungie it's actually like 32 more bits per player

[acoustic crane]

LMAOOO

[hollow pumice]

that's not a lot of storage

[acoustic crane]

Borb out here optimizing their game

[hollow pumice]

nono that's not optimization

[acoustic crane]

nvm you wanna ruin us Borb

[hollow pumice]

that's just fun

they cap your glimmer cause it's annoying and makes you farm for it more

[real bear]

borb drop that linkedin profile

[hollow pumice]

i actually applied for gameplay advisor or whatever that role was they put up

i didn't get in tho my aura was weak ig, that or it's because they're in boston and i'm in canada

[acoustic crane]

borb...

[visual sandal]

Is goku gonna be in the game

[hollow pumice]

what

[acoustic crane]

aight jail time for you buddy

[real bear]

yeah that commute might be a bit rough

[hollow pumice]

they'll put goku blindfolded and limbless in

[lost spoke]

How to win the frame?

[acoustic crane]

how was that ever going to work borb

[acoustic crane]

extract with it, win your 1s

[hollow pumice]

idk remote work or smthn

i mean if the pay was good enough i'd just move there for work

i genuinely wanna work on marathon that shit looks fun

[lost spoke]

I can't do it

[acoustic crane]

rip bozo

[visual sandal]

Let's go is this confirm

[sterile swift]

From Canada without visa?

[real bear]

https://discord.com/quests/1359952298775810048

[acoustic crane]

DAMN YOU BILLY STOP BEING NICE

[hollow pumice]

i mean i have a visa, altho i never looked into what is like...necessary to get a cross country work permit

[real bear]

hey man i need all the good karma i can get rn

[earnest gale]

bruh why did they do this

[acoustic crane]

every nice act gives you - rep with me

[wooden robin]

Hi

[acoustic crane]

omg bucket

[hollow pumice]

bucket evolved into CyAc bucket

[visual sandal]

I don't think I can wait until september

[real bear]

I know some canadians that cross the border to work in the rochester buffalo area

[grand veldt]

already leveling factions I see

[hollow pumice]

yeah i don't think it'd be too hard, probably a skill issue on my part

[acoustic crane]

A bucket, please annihilate hiero for me

[wooden robin]

Checking every faction. A different one each day ^^

[hollow pumice]

don't go to mida

[sterile swift]

If you have a degree you can get a temp 3 year visa

[hollow pumice]

yea not yet no

[wooden robin]

I'll have to later on

[acoustic crane]

good good

[hollow pumice]

it's ALL mpreg

[atomic basin]

good morning chat

[wooden robin]

I'm okey with that XD

[acoustic crane]

i missed you

[tough spear]

Hello again

[hollow pumice]

you have been warned

[acoustic crane]

Omg Mora!

[atomic basin]

rapture is coming

[tough spear]

Yes the compact racer is here

[acoustic crane]

ah fuck not again

[acoustic crane]

bless ur heart n soul, also help me obliterate hiero. they're too nice to be MIDA.

[tough spear]

That would be too nice for me to help you

[acoustic crane]

u passed the test

[real bear]

I changed factions so youd love me. I LISTENED TO DESPACITO FOR YOU

[hollow pumice]

are you a raicist cause you drive cars so good

[sterile swift]

It’s always mida mida mida. Never yourda

[acoustic crane]

i still love you

[tough spear]

I'm racist for different reasons as well but we don't talk about that

[hollow pumice]

[hollow rune]

How do I get a role?

[acoustic crane]

become mpreg and join MIDA

[tough spear]

You have to talk to the bossman

[hollow pumice]

imagine it

then eat it

or just go to id:customize

[grand veldt]

Check channels & Roles in the UI

[acoustic crane]

i will never be helpful

[grand veldt]

I was also blind and didn't see it 😅

[tough spear]

I will spread misinformation

[hollow rune]

Thank you

[hollow pumice]

you know what i wish marathon had real melee combat unlike this weak destiny punch shit

[grand veldt]

one of us, one of us

[real bear]

any song recommendations

[tame haven]

hi

[hollow pumice]

give me a sword and let me parry and heavy melee and etc

[acoustic crane]

Gao the Arsonist - Unorthodox

[hollow rune]

Hablan español?

[rough summit]

HOLAAA

[tame haven]

how is everyone getting that border

[hollow pumice]

they check the pins

[acoustic crane]

kiss joe ziegler, win a prize

[wooden robin]

Que va bro, aqui hablan ingles

[tame haven]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-9175898387165719749

[hollow pumice]

i'm never clicking on an unembedded tenor gif ever again what is that

[real bear]

https://discord.com/quests/1359952298775810048

[tame haven]

idk why it did that

[acoustic crane]

yeah same

[tough spear]

I wish that Marathon implements a feature where if you engage in melee combat you have to physically duel the other player to win

[atomic fulcrum]

where can i watch that vid im so confused..

[hollow pumice]

you should be teleported into an arena irl and have to punch the shit out of each other

[acoustic crane]

turn it into Dune knife fights

[real bear]

only works on laptop or desktop

[hollow pumice]

but i mean seriously, like mordhau level melee in an fps would go so hard

[tough spear]

Hiero you continue being helpful and nice and I WILL report you to HR

[acoustic crane]

would also be clunky asf

[hollow rune]

Yo sé

[shadow shuttle]

a pail

[wooden robin]

I wish V2 from ultrakill is added as a runner or a boss

[hollow pumice]

true, but surely bungie magic etc etc

[real bear]

im farming positive karma so bungie will give me codes

[hollow pumice]

i would hate to be the one implementing that melee system into the game but i'd love using it

[tough spear]

Minos

[acoustic crane]

😐

[shadow relic]

goodmorning soyjacks

[vagrant mirage]

F.E.A.R had crazy melee tech, you didnt even need a gun in MP

[shadow shuttle]

No

[acoustic crane]

OMG RIGO YES FINALLY, A TRUE HEAVY HITTER JOINS THE FRAY

[tame haven]

ayo

[wooden robin]

Ozymandias but make it a Prime Soul boss

[hollow pumice]

i feel insulted

[hollow rune]

Que me cuentan?

[acoustic crane]

Rigo, annihilate hiero

[tough spear]

Grind some money for your pockets dawg, you're gonna need the bodyguards cuz I will be at your doorstep in 30 minutes armed with a shotgun and a C2 charge

[shadow relic]

stop helping those useless mud creatures

[blazing karma]

Good morning Runners

[tough spear]

Oh hi Rigo

[shadow relic]

ms starbucks here

[humble geode]

Todo chevere

[real bear]

i only want daro at my door

[hollow rune]

Me alegro

[hollow pumice]

is c2 the old version of c4 like battlefield 2042's c5 is a futuristic version of c4

[acoustic crane]

this milk aint gonna buy itself

[wooden robin]

Oye, la foto de perfil que tienes de que es?

[shadow relic]

mama juevo!

[hollow rune]

Xd

[blazing karma]

Starbucks? Aint that what I did to your mother last night?

[vagrant mirage]

mcdonalds still dont serve lunch menu so it is techincally the morning good morning

[tough spear]

Shaped explosive thing, idk I just know that it's a breaching tool from ready or not

[acoustic crane]

booooo

[humble geode]

De una carta de Magic: Golos

[wooden robin]

Mola, gracias ^^

[tough spear]

Go back to NuCal with your jokes, this ain't gonna fly here

[hollow pumice]

• battlefield
• post modern setting
• "how do we make sure the players know the game is in the future where guns barely look futuristic"
• brilliant idea occurs
• it's not the m4, it's the m5

[shadow relic]

🍅🍅🍅🍅

[acoustic crane]

Terra being digitally heckled is a vibe ngl

[cloud turtle]

i inch closer every day

[blazing karma]

Starbucks? Aint that where Yrro imprisoned the wrkncacntr?

[real bear]

also daro gao the arsonist is fire thanks for putting me on

[tough spear]

MIDA encourages hater behavior and I'm all for it

[acoustic crane]

i gotchu brodie

[hollow pumice]

mida makes love not war

[real bear]

anyone else got music recommendations

[vagrant mirage]

just like the MA5B to the MA5D

[cloud turtle]

oh wow all yalls are mida, hi

[hollow pumice]

truly revolutionnary

[shadow relic]

this is wrong and we will spawn 10 haitians with machetes on you if you spread lies about our dear mida again

[blazing karma]

😍

[tough spear]

"Dear Mida"? My friend this is the worst employer I've worked for and I've never worked anywhere prior

[tall moss]

Peak game mentionned

[acoustic crane]

we love suffering out here

[shadow relic]

MIDA is a lifestlye brochacho

[hollow pumice]

we're embracing the extraction shooter genre earlier than anyone else

[acoustic crane]

Internet Girl - ROLE MODEL

[tough spear]

I will chew on your brain like a 5gum

[sterile swift]

Alien vs predator had good melee duelling

[atomic basin]

titanfall 3 will be announced today

[hollow pumice]

i announced it already

[blazing karma]

Alien Vs Predator 3 my beloved

[acoustic crane]

borb, you might actually be the next hitter in this death squad

[dense briar]

Don’t give me that hope

[tough spear]

I am the titanfall 3

[cloud turtle]

release

[shadow relic]

if u chewed on my brain id start tapping my leg like dogs do when you itch the right spot

[blazing karma]

I loved the assassination animation in AVP3 where you shoved your tail through the predators backside <3

[tough spear]

Bossman says no

[acoustic crane]

edge

[cloud turtle]

kill

[shadow relic]

freak ahh alien

[dense briar]

Pretty please?

[tough spear]

Naur

[dense briar]

[sterile swift]

What was that other super weird game that was all first person melee? Zen…zero…something

[blazing karma]

NAR MENTIONED

[shadow relic]

The devs should add vore into game

[tall moss]

My favorite one is from the front where you restrain their wrist and stab them in the face with said tail.

[tough spear]

What kind of thing would actually discomfort you

[shadow relic]

i dont even know the answer lowkey

[acoustic crane]

kinda wanna see this now

[blazing karma]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-kiss-aliens-comedy-gif-11263255

[shadow relic]

thats the life of an aggressive power bottom......

[sterile swift]

Zeno clash

[atomic basin]

I want a sword like the one guts has but it's not sharp at all its just a rectangular block of steel

[wooden robin]

Make him find a job as punishment

[tough spear]

Oh right, how could I forget

[tall moss]

This sounds like a joke fatality for Mileena in MK

[unique widget]

Good morning 🌞

[acoustic crane]

man all this yapping almost enough to make me forget i got stood up in minecraft in the summer of '19

[tough spear]

You punish a masochist by not punishing them

[shadow relic]

when i was a kid i would secretly play mileena and change to her alternate costume on mk9

[blazing karma]

what does that mean lol

[wooden robin]

Executioner sword style or slab style?

[acoustic crane]

you'll never understand my pain 🥀

[atomic basin]

Slab

[shadow relic]

you wouldnt get it...........

[tough spear]

You can't relate to the struggle

[tall moss]

Peak outfit, and Mileena design in general

[acoustic crane]

cant even begin to explain the pain dawg

[timid grove]

How do you get this cool stuff around your profile picture ?

[tough spear]

I once wrote a love letter to a classmate I found cute, found it in a trash bin some time later

[shadow relic]

check pinned

[wooden robin]

Get a steel beam from a construction site and stick a handle on it. They are free!

[tall moss]

Werner Ziegler

[tough spear]

It was like grade 5 so I have been traumatised

[acoustic crane]

dawg let me dm you the eldritch lore of the summer of '19

you wont ever be the same

[tough spear]

I'm already different from the Mora of yesterday, I am never the same

[acoustic crane]

okay Miraak

[shadow relic]

i hope i contributed to this

[tough spear]

Wink-wink

[acoustic crane]

got more music for you big dawg
HAARPER - Bungee Gum

[tough spear]

Daro your music taste is based beyond measure

[calm talon]

guys guess what

[blazing karma]

that mustve sucked

[calm talon]

i would have fed them the letter

[sturdy jewel]

how to get that decoration

[finite holly]

watch the vid

[calm talon]

check your quests tab

[acoustic crane]

More has now also witnessed horrors beyond this

[shadow relic]

are we squading up in marathon when the time comes daro and mora... or are you gonna abandon me for greener pastures

[tough spear]

Nah Rigo you're so gay I can't ever leave you hanging

[acoustic crane]

dawg you already know im pulling up w the death squad of internet terrorists we've assembled here

[calm talon]

LMAOOOOOOOOO nah i never felt the obligation nor the need for a partner until recently. i just be vibin.

[acoustic crane]

nothing will ever top being stood up in minecraft dawg... the summer of '19... i never been the same since

[tough spear]

I am on a watchlist in 23 different countries

[calm talon]

i only play minecraft solo so idk what you mean

[shadow relic]

i felt this in my dih thanks bro ❤️

[tough spear]

Wonder if any are gonna give me a rolex or a hublot

[sturdy jewel]

it’s showing use the discord desktop what to do next

[acoustic crane]

you wouldnt get it..... 🥀

[calm talon]

yeah it's pc only

[sturdy jewel]

it says or web page too

[tough spear]

You're most welcome

[calm talon]

no i wouldn't KEK

[acoustic crane]

serious question tho Mora and Rigo, tf is our clan tag gonna be?

[dusk dust]

.

[sturdy jewel]

k i’ll log in in my pc ig

[distant jackal]

$40 to slime your hb🥀💔

[tough spear]

Idk have you got anything in mind?

[acoustic crane]

g00n

[dusk dust]

في عرب؟

[acoustic crane]

i knew we was brothers

[languid forge]

Anyone get an alpha email yet today?

[soft snow]

...

[acoustic crane]

cant believe hiero abandoned us

[tough spear]

He was never one of us

[shadow relic]

yeah they sent all of them out

[remote swan]

Anybody know when the alpha codes are supposed to start coming out?

[warped sigil]

How I watched the frame mission

[acoustic crane]

he was too nice fr fr

[acoustic crane]

venmo me $50 and i will divine the date for you

[warped sigil]

?

[calm talon]

closer to the alpha

[shadow relic]

check pinned

[grand veldt]

mpreg and MIDA but unsure of response 🤔

[shadow relic]

dont question my methods chud

[acoustic crane]

dont fail this test pixel, you still have time to become one of us

[final palm]

i just hope it gets announced that they send emails out cause then i'll know to stop hoping 🙂

[grand veldt]

Ah I see, testing the other factions

[tough spear]

I'm in MIDA because we get to be the bad guys funded by CIA

[mild night]

i swear i check my emaiil every 5mins

[calm talon]

who lives in the EU and wanna form a fireteam with me?

[acoustic crane]

i love corporate funded war crimes

[remote swan]

I won’t Venmo 50 dollars but I can send some leftover pizza (it’s really good)

[acoustic crane]

geneva who? i never knew her

[shadow relic]

Mars for Martians!

[tough spear]

Geneva suggestion

[soft snow]

Guys

[acoustic crane]

no

[soft snow]

How do I complete the task to get a frame?

[craggy lotus]

Mars for 10% less Martians than there was before.

[tough spear]

Ask the bossman

[shadow relic]

i gotta take a gamer shit brb

[soft snow]

Who is he

[tough spear]

dmg04

[soft snow]

@dapper fractal

@dapper fractal My friend, how do I complete the Discord mission?

[shadow relic]

Bro 😭

[calm talon]

someone is getting banned (jk(

[elfin wagon]

It might be over intelligence is doomed

[shrewd epoch]

Nice DAC

[dim wyvern]

https://discord.com/quests/1359952298775810048

[calm talon]

omg thank you ////uwu//// it's cute isn't it

[soft snow]

What

[soft snow]

I don't know

[tough spear]

Me neither man, ask the other guy

[soft snow]

How do I complete it?

[calm talon]

HI MOD

[atomic basin]

hi moderator should I apply for a d2 playtester contract

[dim wyvern]

You need to watch the video, on a PC or browser. It does not work on mobile

[calm talon]

omg VI why are you still awake

[shadow relic]

Hi moderator can I also be moderator

[atomic basin]

I woked up

[calm talon]

RISE WARRIOR

[soft snow]

Ok, thank you

[atomic basin]

We are mida we are rising

[last crystal]

Any lads / chads a lil alpha code for their own selves on their own shelves at this point in time?

[calm talon]

W refrence KEK

[soft snow]

Any video

[shadow relic]

Yeah any YouTube video will work

[shadow shuttle]

Hello violet!

[shrewd epoch]

Tf?

[atomic basin]

Moderator did not respond but I'm going to do it anyway

[soft snow]

I am PC

[atomic basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1292857542938067001/1361154538433679481/caption.gif

[soft snow]

Give me

[shadow relic]

Embed fail everyone laugh at this user

[calm talon]

i applied like 2 years ago they won't let me in ;-;

[shrewd epoch]

F

[grand veldt]

Your brain is in the server though... 🤔

[dim wyvern]

You need to watch the video by clicking the button. It will only work on PC or a desktop browser

https://discord.com/quests/1359952298775810048

[steep solstice]

would yous let elon upload your brain to mars

[calm talon]

no

[tough spear]

Give me iPhone 18

[atomic basin]

I have no doubt I could write/communicate good enough for them but I don't think I'd get it because I haven't been playing the game a lot in recent seasons

[tough spear]

Thanks G

[shadow relic]

What would you do if you were hunting and you seen shirtless Elon walk past your trail cam

[shrewd epoch]

You patience is uncanny ...

[calm talon]

Vi are you a CC?

[acoustic crane]

depends, do it smell?

[atomic basin]

A what

[calm talon]

content creator

[steep solstice]

there's a certain musk yes

[atomic basin]

I am not

[acoustic crane]

Coherent Captcha

[shadow relic]

Should I become a content creator ❤️

[dim wyvern]

Yes you should, sucks it's only US though

[calm talon]

start recording bruv i wanna watch your video LMAO

[acoustic crane]

you should king, i support fully

[woven fern]

Is today the day for alpha emailed to go out 🙂

[atomic basin]

@atomic basin

[sly mason]

How I can complete queue

[hoary heron]

.

[shadow relic]

I’ll oil you up and push you into a skating rink

[chilly wharf]

Someone send me the video so I can get the frame

[acoustic crane]

depends on your position

[woven fern]

Thanks!

[cerulean dragon]

Someone's tired of people asking (i was going to ask)

[sly mason]

💀

[dim wyvern]

They want testers, your perspective of someone who played a lot and then stopped could be of great value

[woven fern]

I found the quest in my setting but there should be a button on main

[atomic basin]

Too lazy to write scripts unless I'm being paid

[calm talon]

you are such a W mans'

[atomic basin]

True true

[calm talon]

as everyone is

[static iris]

Tel me why

ain’t nothing but a heartbreak

[calm talon]

no

[static iris]

Tell my why

ain’t nothing but a mistake

[calm talon]

guys i'm installing repo

[sly mason]

Pls give meVideo

[shadow relic]

i wouldve killed nucat back in the day with a hammer

[dusk dust]

How can I finish the quest on my phone?

[calm talon]

you can't

[shadow relic]

ermm u cant

[calm talon]

i'm gonna play repo yall wanna join?

[dusk dust]

Can I use Chrome?

[steep solstice]

why wouldnt you want to use safari instead

[burnt heron]

@firedale2002 web based discord or pc port. Cant be done mobioe

[calm talon]

guys imma be real.... becomes real

[light scroll]

gm oomf @atomic basin

[calm talon]

W

[atomic basin]

Good morning oomfiee

[light scroll]

awooo

[acoustic crane]

nothing feels real since being stood up in minecraft ong

[atomic basin]

73k for the year working only 6 hours a day is so nice

[light scroll]

why do you keep mentioning that

[wooden robin]

He is coping with his trauma of being stood up in minecraft ong

[light scroll]

idc

[acoustic crane]

you wouldnt understand 🥀

[delicate abyss]

hi

[shadow relic]

sophie not cool, trauma isnt something to be made fun... someone boot react this chud!

[light scroll]

yeah cause bitches love sophie and nobody would ever stand me up

consider becoming sophie to fix all your problems

[delicate abyss]

How do I get the frame (I am a phone user)

[acoustic crane]

narcism is never the answer kids

[shadow relic]

if we both had hammers who would win in a fight to the death?

[tall moss]

How do you feel about Minecraft being the cause of tons of wasted popcorns for social media clout

[wooden robin]

Unless you are me, i'm just built different

[acoustic crane]

ong being a bucket renders one impervious to the dilemma of the human experience no cap

[wooden robin]

Fr fr

[shadow relic]

when i went to see the mc movie everyone just clapped on the silly parts the popcorn throwing is wayy to much

[delicate abyss]

.

[shadow relic]

u cant

[opal whale]

nothing feels real since being stood up in minecraft ong

[light scroll]

stupid, making a mess in a theater is never cool cause the people that need to pick it up are minimum wage employees that just wanna make it through the day

[acoustic crane]

i couldnt go to see the movie, too confrontational after the summer of '19

[light scroll]

ITS BEEN 6 YEARS AND YOU'RE STILL HUNG UP????

[delicate abyss]

Why???

[calm talon]

OH GOD I WISH THAT ON ALL MY HOMIES

[acoustic crane]

dawg you wouldn't get it

[tall moss]

When i went to watch this movie all i could feel was "This is how art and creativity dies, with people cheering at a guy saying the thing from that game"

[shadow relic]

idk ask dmg04

[opal whale]

you wouldnt understand

[atomic basin]

Chat should I go buy a monster

[stoic pagoda]

Sorry

[shadow relic]

wheres mira

[opal whale]

no way im getting one rn

[acoustic crane]

boot react this loser

[wooden robin]

communiuty, amazing

[light scroll]

i dont like monster

[opal whale]

that wasnt the question

[acoustic crane]

Mora would get it fr fr

[mossy lark]

@atomic basin ew

[tough spear]

I arrive

[atomic basin]

what dost thou mean

[shadow relic]

creature

[calm talon]

he got banned REALLY fast LMAO

[acoustic crane]

they hating on me for still being hung up on the summer of '19

[opal whale]

flicker? I barely know her

[calm talon]

who is you?

[tall moss]

The summer of 19 is very ominous sounding, it's like "The bite of 87"

[shadow relic]

its actually worse than the bite of 87

[calm talon]

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87'?!

[acoustic crane]

dawg you wouldn't get it 🥀

[wooden robin]

It just reminds me of the summer of 69

[tough spear]

Reminds me of Winter of '21

[calm talon]

mods, shiver his timbers.

[keen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-gif-23330393

[shadow relic]

embed fail everyone laugh at this user

[acoustic crane]

embed fail, mpreg this user

[opal whale]

Zing

[mossy lark]

Haha

[calm talon]

MPREG this man

[atomic basin]

Idk what you're on about but you look like a butch lesbian that's really into football

[tall moss]

All of this just reminds me of when i was playing minecraft Alpha, and was terrified in my mud hut because i kept hearing footsteps outside, and everytime i went to check nothing was there

[wooden robin]

2 full minutes to write that, impressive to be honest

[shadow relic]

meee

[tall moss]

It was like i developped Schizophrenia but only in Minecraft

[acoustic crane]

nothing compares to being stood up in minecraft in the summer of '19

[keen forge]

wrong channel guys... pls...

[snow jolt]

Chappell Roan anyone? https://youtube.com/watch?v=VZ-oGLluGAc

[calm talon]

WHOA you can't be that aggressive violate LMAO

[shadow relic]

i HATE chappell roan

[raven cedar]

this is an insane shout holy true

[acoustic crane]

i always knew you was MIDA thru and thru

[calm talon]

that's it. you get the boot.

[light scroll]

thats not a bad thing

if anything what violet said is a good thing

[tough spear]

Violet a real one

[mossy lark]

Lol

[calm talon]

you mess with violate you mess with all of us

[shadow relic]

mpreg this man asap

[acoustic crane]

mpregulag

[tough spear]

MIDA takeover

[light scroll]

i am transgendering all over the place rn

[opal whale]

minor spelling mistake we should kill you

[icy ibex]

real

[calm talon]

shhhhhhhhhh KEK

[mossy lark]

This is the reason I left destiny .. toxic you guys are gross

[shadow relic]

i gendered my fluid till i transed

[tough spear]

Bro who the fuck superreacted this lol

[calm talon]

good. never return.

[opal whale]

arent you late to your roller derby match

[light scroll]

the real ones

[mossy lark]

Take a good look at yourself

[atomic basin]

I'm the real ones

[tough spear]

I look amazing

[shadow relic]

i KNOW your devious at softball

[mossy lark]

Maybe have a quick tug and give up

[calm talon]

look at YOU homie. you joined the chat and decided to mess with LITERALLY one of the chillest people here. get out.

[meager hemlock]

Can I get a Felini Panini? 🥪

Only with Nu Caloric

[light scroll]

just did i have a mirror in my room and i remembered im wearing smth so swag i cant even mention it here

[atomic basin]

oomf is dripped out

[acoustic crane]

got me realizing i got it good compared to u, thanks ugly person

[icy ibex]

yo is this guy real

[tall moss]

Got the Marathon drip on rn, sry

[wooden robin]

It's just bait to get reactions, just mpreg react and ignore to be honest. It's not worth it xd

[calm talon]

drippy mfer

[light scroll]

dippy

[snow jolt]

Wait are people fighting? I haven't been paying attention.

[shadow relic]

ur lanyard defo scrapes the ground when you walk

[barren fiber]

bait detected

[calm talon]

shhhh you saw nothing

[atomic basin]

Bungieeee release more marathon clothing and my life is yours

[wooden robin]

Not really, just making fun of bait

[opal whale]

what is it gang

[tough spear]

Ready the mpreg, people

[calm talon]

nah we making fun of the BOT

[wooden robin]

To be honest, marathon style fits so well with clothing

[opal whale]

You. Hot hurt hurt

[acoustic crane]

yeah man, me too

[shadow relic]

we gave him an aneurysm

[snow jolt]

That's what I've been saying.

[light scroll]

i cannot mention it here the woke liberal mods would kill me

[meager hemlock]

Try our trans rights burger! 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔛 🍔

Pull that stick out of your shell's access port 🏑

Try Nu Caloric!

[calm talon]

ok time to ruin my life even more and play warzone

[tough spear]

The latest Kanye shirt?

[acoustic crane]

i... what

[snow jolt]

It's like we could have this whole updated millenium inspired style for right now made by some great artists.

[shadow relic]

the blue haired sissies will make quick work of you

[opal whale]

damn it... we cant keep losing like this...

[light scroll]

what

[calm talon]

now i feel like i wanna know even more LMAO

[shadow relic]

flicker do you drive a suburu by chance

[acoustic crane]

die

[opal whale]

max you're getting touched 😭 🙏

[snow jolt]

ALRIGHT Y'ALL brb going to make more transhumanism juice ||(coffee)||.

[meager hemlock]

Nu Caloric

[tough spear]

Kanye released a t-shirt with a zwasтika on it

[light scroll]

:(

[calm talon]

WE'RE RICH

[icy ibex]

dude dont warzone is so ahh

[acoustic crane]

true true ig

[opal whale]

@gleaming seal ?

[calm talon]

WHOA WHOA WHOA what's wrong with subaru

[wooden robin]

ROCK AND STONE

[gleaming seal]

Yeah?

[tough spear]

Bowsers

[acoustic crane]

found the person with the pos car

[calm talon]

nah i'm in the casual playlist i be having fun

[tall moss]

Time to play some DBD and Ghoul all over the place

[light scroll]

violetttttttt can i pet ur hairrrrrr

[calm talon]

my car is literally the best idk what you on aboutl

[acoustic crane]

im in ur fucking walls Leo

[atomic basin]

I'll allow it

[shadow relic]

ill oil u up and throw you into a skating rink brotato chip

[opal whale]

bungie mods when are you opening the edating channels

[light scroll]

thanks vuzz(violet huzz)

[raven wyvern]

Y u do this to yourself...?

[calm talon]

get the EF out of them i just painted them

[kind marsh]

daym

[tall moss]

Better be a panda trueno

[acoustic crane]

NO LEO, THE INSULATION MATERIAL TASTES GOOD, I'LL NEVER LEAVE LEO

[tough spear]

Real questions asked here, I'm in dire need of an egirl that will absolutely ruin me

[calm talon]

i had this car for 7 years WHY YALL HATIN'

[wooden robin]

May i interest you in warhammer instead to ruin your life?

[raven wyvern]

Editing channels?

[shadow relic]

hi

[opal whale]

no you arent you need to drink water

[atomic basin]

Chat I want to buy a motorcycle but how are you supposed to get it to the dmv to get your license

[tough spear]

Hello

[calm talon]

just walk in there LMAO

[opal whale]

edating channels so we can edate they have them all set up

[acoustic crane]

illegally

[tough spear]

You don't understand I need the experience for character development

[ashen sand]

you apply for the written permit first????

[calm talon]

ok chat i'm outta here

[opal whale]

if it comes it comes your journey is still being written

[grand veldt]

This in the way

[acoustic crane]

all I'm saying is me and Rigo kiss sometimes

[calm talon]

any more and i'm gonna start losing my mind

[tough spear]

Indeed my friend

[opal whale]

nah not the cig reaction 😭

[raven wyvern]

E-dating? I'm married! 🥳

[empty flower]

Someone has already gained access to the alpha test ?

[atomic basin]

@atomic basin

[calm talon]

W

[empty flower]

thx bro !

[shadow shuttle]

Grahh send us out the emails already

[calm talon]

AGREED. let us i.

[shadow shuttle]

Disappoint me now not later grahhh

[mossy lark]

Have hun dukheads

[wooden robin]

But can i be a special boy and get it right now even though i'm from europe?

[opal whale]

i would like to have a hun that's why the bungie mods need to get on the edating channels

[raven cedar]

hun dukheads

[calm talon]

why get disappointed when you can lower your expectations KEK

[tough spear]

Duckheads

[atomic basin]

Collect 100 dacs and I'll pull some strings

[plush trellis]

is flicker braindead

[shadow relic]

duckheads when they see chickenheads

[opal whale]

chicken jock

[raven wyvern]

Ignored? Yes. Blocked? Yes.

[raven cedar]

flinting steel

[plush trellis]

😁

[tough spear]

Me flinting my steel

[wooden robin]

I'll have to start asking everyone to be trusted with their DACs

[raven wyvern]

Y'all choose your Roles and get into the Faction chat(s)?

[opal whale]

fuckkkk im flinting my steel

[raven cedar]

who up flinting it

[raven wyvern]

Ok, "Steve"

[opal whale]

[shadow relic]

whats the super reaction do

[plush trellis]

who up flinting their flilly rn?

[wooden robin]

It's a reaction, but super

[tough spear]

Reddit Gold: Discord Edition

[opal whale]

brutally kills a discord dev

[raven wyvern]

[acoustic crane]

based new name ive seen in chat

[raven cedar]

reaction but poggers and cool

[timid wraith]

im cant wait any longer

[raven wyvern]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[plush trellis]

it glows

[opal whale]

i got smth else that glows

[tall relic]

Guys pls help how to get the decoration

[acoustic crane]

you got a glowing pregnant man, you should get that checked out

[shadow relic]

is there a limit

[atomic basin]

No

[opal whale]

there used to be i think

[plush trellis]

🤩

[atomic basin]

It was 2 per month at first but it's unlimited now

[raven wyvern]

Can't do 'em right now. They usually just have some sort of animation

[tough spear]

Is there physical evidence to your claim

[opal whale]

so stupid lol

[plush trellis]

yeah that shit was dumb

[opal whale]

yeah it's like a flashlight shit's crazy

[plush trellis]

(i'm a visual learner)

[raven wyvern]

NuCal can help

[tough spear]

What the fuck is a flaslight

[acoustic crane]

all im saying me and mora straight forking it aha and by it i mean our jorklift

[plush trellis]

a -> e

[tough spear]

I forgot the h

[shadow relic]

She oinky on my sploinky!

[hollow rune]

Wenas

[sterile lodge]

やあ

[shadow shuttle]

Chat is different today. Something's off

[tough spear]

Si.

[opal whale]

i think some countries call it a torch, stick with a lightbulb on it

[shadow relic]

no neeyth

[sterile lodge]

どーやってげっとするん？

[raven wyvern]

I know what it is

[acoustic crane]

i miss Nerevar so bad dawg

[atomic basin]

They're hiding amongst us

[shadow relic]

anime language

[tough spear]

Да

[sterile lodge]

Mank

[raven cedar]

The W'rkncacnter's influence is finally taking hold

[wooden robin]

Yeah, it's mostly MIDA employees chatting

[atomic basin]

I need to get oubtof bed it's been two hours 🥀 🥀

[shadow shuttle]

Honestly this is the most likely

[tough spear]

MIDA takeover

[opal whale]

get a monster

[plush trellis]

nope continue rotting instead

[wooden robin]

Turning #new-noise in to the secondary MIDA chat

[tough spear]

Redbull + newports

[plush trellis]

ideal way to live life

[raven cedar]

favorite monster flavors go

[shadow shuttle]

I woke up with my back hurting and now I'm at work very sad

[timid wraith]

what is the DAC?

[barren fiber]

go home

[atomic basin]

But i can't play video games in bed

[light scroll]

i got out of bed within 20 mins of waking up🔥🔥🔥🔥

[opal whale]

best two are strawb lemonade rehab and aussie lemonade

[shadow relic]

@compact violet wyd i miss u buddy ❤️

[shadow shuttle]

I wish but money

[tough spear]

White

[raven cedar]

Aussie lemonade my beloved I drank one today, had to stock up when they discontinued it

[plush trellis]

"Money can't buy happiness" mfs when they see me walk out of the convenience store with 3 packs of newports and a watermelon redbull: 🤯🤯🤯

[wooden robin]

Water

[shadow shuttle]

It's time and a half today grahhh

[tall relic]

HELP HOW TO GET THE DECORATION PLS

[atomic basin]

I usually get up pretty fast but I slept weird

[opal whale]

real shit i have no idea why they discontinued it an angel lost its wings that day

[shadow relic]

idk

[tough spear]

Ask the bossman

[raven cedar]

Classic

[raven cedar]

Literally my 9/11

[atomic basin]

Zero ultra, ultra sunshine, rehab lemonade tea thing

[wooden robin]

I'm in holidays thankfully

[raven cedar]

Haven't had rehab lemonade tea that sounds fire

[tough spear]

There are only 2 real monsters - White and VR46

[plush trellis]

Pipeline Punch

[opal whale]

AND they got strawb lemonade rehab in the same day i cried a little i cant lie

[raven cedar]

THE GOAT

[atomic basin]

It's prettyngood but it's one of those ones that's an acquired taste

[shadow shuttle]

Im an enjoyer of the rehab green tea

[barren fiber]

make the transition to Redbull

[raven cedar]

Gotcha

[timid basin]

Im a matcha man

[atomic basin]

Haven't had it 😞 my store has very limited selection

[raven cedar]

How do we feel about the original flavor, honestly I think it's over hated

[opal whale]

idt it's that acquired it's just half and half like an arnold palmer

[plush trellis]

Monsters are hit or miss to me, the sweetener is some of the mainline ones is gross imo. But the juice line is pretty fucking tasty and I need to try the teas

[atomic basin]

Chat I have off on the 23rd it's a sign

[tough spear]

Over-fucking-sugared you mean? I swear to god I taste less sugar in actual sugar than I do in OG monster

[raven cedar]

Juice line is the best

[plush trellis]

They slap but too expensive, shit's annoying

[opal whale]

rehab green tea is ok but most rehabs are better tbh

[cobalt sable]

How do I do the quest

[wooden robin]

You are Durandal chosen

[tough spear]

Ask the bossman

[plush trellis]

Okay fine I will drive to the c store and grab 4 new monsters to try god damn it

[shadow relic]

hi naruto

[cobalt sable]

Who that

[opal whale]

rehabs are slept on tho best line they've made

[barren fiber]

the base flavor is perfect for me but i feel u

[raven cedar]

Nahhh I feel like it isn't that sweet compared to the other sugar ones, just acidic imo

[tough spear]

dmg04

[elfin wagon]

Day 4 of lurking in #new-noise

[karmic mountain]

Are people getting alpha codes yet?

[atomic basin]

@atomic basin

[raven cedar]

Nope

[shadow relic]

yes

[plush trellis]

I have never tried the regular redbull lmao. I've tried almost all of the fruit flavors though. Blueberry and Watermelon being my favorites