🗣marathon-general-chat

[stuck sleet]

projecting much are we?

[formal jasper]

nah im a married man

[clear flame]

u reach ur peak at 29 just eat helty and train

[lyric quiver]

But is your spouse a baddie

[halcyon condor]

you just called yourself chopped and washed and said you look like a wojak

[solid yew]

did you save yourself for marriage like Jesse (19 Male)?

[keen heath]

Wait, why are we bullying Robbie?

[halcyon condor]

helthy 🤯

[candid ocean]

Ya ur right, n they smell

[formal jasper]

fuck jesse idc bout jesse lol

[delicate berry]

dudes be 16 and go "im gonna turn my life around" its over for u bro 😭😭

[keen heath]

Is he stinky?

[edgy moth]

Arachne extends it's web, once more

[clever root]

What about 69? 😕

[formal jasper]

this is the marathon chat. 70 percent of u smell like shit

[karmic prism]

I'm 4 years old I've wasted my life

[solid yew]

i heard they built him in 3d now

[keen heath]

Damn, I should be dead then

[halcyon condor]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[magic rose]

not me though right? 😁

[clear flame]

iam 23 is it over for mich

[karmic prism]

33 is generous

[keen heath]

Hilariously, I am popping

[formal jasper]

nah u fine hahaha

[halcyon condor]

yes

[candid ocean]

Lifes over once u start paying taxes

[edgy moth]

So I gotta sat that profiler was wild

[candid ocean]

Lol

[obsidian quartz]

if you have to ask, ESPECIALLY you

[halcyon condor]

Life is over once you are born

[solid yew]

ja

[edgy moth]

Surprised asf to see arachne

[proper pecan]

why everyone is arachne

[clear flame]

any zommers here to bully

[formal jasper]

are u employed

[halcyon condor]

zommers 🤯

[lyric quiver]

Me at the airport

[obsidian quartz]

red best colour

[ripe nimbus]

gifs and cool

[clear flame]

half time yes

[unborn badger]

I'm keeping my dual role lol

[clear flame]

iam a student tho

[karmic prism]

While you were gestating in the womb I was generating shareholder value for lockheed martin

[clever root]

Progamer 😕

[candid ocean]

I got a heart mri right before stress test

[formal jasper]

aye better than no time. it aint over yet

[proper pecan]

im gonna see 0 arachne in game

[halcyon condor]

If you see 0 arachne ingame thats because I'm not online

[proper pecan]

hey dont shoot

[obsidian quartz]

in the game you barely rep a faction beyond maybe a shell skin its not a huge thing

[tacit palm]

everyone is either arachne or mida it seems

[candid ocean]

We the blood gang

[halcyon condor]

@scenic meteor down boy

[jaunty crystal]

I am cat

[edgy moth]

I'm going to be... preoccupied

There's a lot of flies-- I mean food.

[magic rose]

I've been trying to tame him for months
it can't be done

[keen heath]

It's 🍵 time

[hardy cloud]

My man

[formal jasper]

this almond milk makes me want to poop

[karmic prism]

90% of arachne are larpers who say they got it on the test first try but refuse to post the results to prove it

[clear flame]

i kinda have an op strat working at a mercedes factory from july to octobor and i make 9k euros

[spare shore]

Congrats on plat scooby

[clever root]

Eat some prunes 😕

[halcyon condor]

Thats what you think

[candid ocean]

I dont drink any milk

[halcyon condor]

He just needs treats and alittle motivation

[keen heath]

Good, bowel movements are healthy

[obsidian quartz]

i did not get it on my test i just like the red for my name

[candid ocean]

But i eat ice cream

[halcyon condor]

He can behave very well

[solid yew]

O R I
P O T N T
P U Y

[glossy barn]

What about your bones though

[real sable]

Tick milk?

[edgy moth]

The ratio of coffee to milk usually gets you

[obsidian quartz]

i actually got sekgen for my test

[candid ocean]

Milk makes me poop

[clever root]

Then what am I? 😕

[magic rose]

I showed him my ass what else is there to do? 😭

[formal jasper]

im drinking straight almond milk

[clear flame]

almond milk makes ur dih soft

[edgy moth]

Envy

[clear flame]

idc

[scenic meteor]

Treats and motivation is crazy 😭

[halcyon condor]

???????????????????

[clear flame]

its fact

[clever root]

What am I? Am I Fnatic? 😕

[halcyon condor]

I have documented evidence of you sitting, rolling over, and giving me paw

[formal jasper]

i was bricked this morning what are u onnn

[jaunty crystal]

oat milk is better

[calm flower]

yucky stinky discord people

[edgy moth]

Traxus. Tracks.

[tacit palm]

Money?

[solid yew]

KOMM RUNTER AMIN

[keen heath]

Yo, threatening blackmail in public is crazy work

[magic rose]

what the hell scoob?
you'd do it for her but not me?

[formal jasper]

damn this what we doing

[candid ocean]

Just drink bubba tea, screw milk

[obsidian quartz]

you joined this server today, calm down

[scenic meteor]

It was a rough day

[clear flame]

drink coww milkkk

cows

cow

3.5 fett

[magic rose]

you're forgiven 😁

[halcyon condor]

I'm proud of him for being so obedient

[scenic meteor]

League was down the entire day I was in depression

[formal jasper]

its not even blackmail if the image is already in ur head.

[keen heath]

It's okay. We all have a moment of weakness

[karmic prism]

Every time I check arachne comms and see the same 4 gifs posted something withers and dies

[jaunty crystal]

cow milk make you obedient

[halcyon condor]

🚬

[clear flame]

u on telekom

[obsidian quartz]

brother has never heard of joy and whimsy and fun in his life

[formal jasper]

yeh i forgot bro plays league. no wonder.

[solid yew]

this isn't implied at all

[lyric quiver]

Does it now

[clear flame]

wait wati how did u know my name

wait wait

holdup

[candid ocean]

Foo cant read contracts

[candid ocean]

🤣

[halcyon condor]

Every time I open the channel it just reaffirms my stance that I'm not playing friendly with strangers ingame just because they're sporting arachne warpaint. Someone on the other side of the screen has posted the same 4 gifs for weeks. I find no companionship in that

[solid yew]

get haxx0rd

[obsidian quartz]

no its a one and done, they literally refuse to pay more than once because the ai is "easier"

[proper briar]

How do I get a faction tag?

[clear flame]

gulp

[obsidian quartz]

every single faction chat is the same though

[tacit palm]

hello Amin from Germany

[gray bane]

if the faction has a server

[obsidian quartz]

its all just larping together as the group

[proper pecan]

factions better mean something

[clear flame]

fk i forgot about my bio

[karmic prism]

Ah ah ah one can have fun and be whimisical while also being bored of the mediocre gif spam

[lyric quiver]

Ours is entirely worms

[halcyon condor]

I'm gonna hold your hand for this one okay? That doesn't mean... it's not annoying!

[karmic prism]

The two are not mutually exclusive

[obsidian quartz]

yeah that can be true at the same time for sure

[tacit palm]

but you've remembered now. xD

[clear flame]

whats the most evil faction

[proper pecan]

how am I gonna mpreg

[magic rose]

traxus

[halcyon condor]

Factions are a showcase of where your loyalty stands when the dust settles and the blood dries up

[formal jasper]

all of them except for arachne

[tacit palm]

CyAc

[solid yew]

arc in my pants 😩

[clear flame]

oh my

[proper pecan]

arachne chaotic good

[kindred orbit]

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[formal jasper]

ppl choosing all of the factions

[candid ocean]

We spamming gifs now

Lollll

[formal jasper]

why u post a bumhole

[clear flame]

but why did they make the worm have a sexy voice

[gray bane]

you heard it?

[candid ocean]

Cause its the mom

[tacit palm]

oh damn. My profiler was pretty much equal in all areas with tiny peak in CyAc. Where do I stand then?

[clear flame]

i heard it from a tiktok add

[formal jasper]

kink

[lyric quiver]

Why did you post minecraft shears

[proper briar]

testing message to see if tag shows

[proper pecan]

traxus lawful evil

[solid yew]

nothing on my end

[kindred orbit]

yeah lol

[formal jasper]

what video

[clear flame]

guys why are all abilites have like a hugeee cooldown

[tacit palm]

who is Vanoss and why should I care?

[clear flame]

like massive

[keen heath]

Mmmm, my chair is warm because my cat was in it

[proper briar]

shows for me now, might take a minute

[halcyon condor]

kneeling in front of the barrel of my WRSTR combat shotgun

[candid ocean]

[obsidian quartz]

classic youtuber that used to do gmod and gta vids all the time that were super popular

[kindred orbit]

idk why they got him to play it

[proper pecan]

gmod was my game

[obsidian quartz]

i watched the vtuber video at least her editing was kinda funny

[candid ocean]

I dont understand gta online, it looks so boring to me

[gray bane]

people watch him?

[keen heath]

100k

[kindred orbit]

RIP arcos 2

[clear flame]

tbh i dont think penut will like marathon its the complete oppisite of what he likes

[obsidian quartz]

that mf just got nuked

[gray bane]

jesus

[tacit palm]

Mmm, no.

[unborn badger]

"why should I care" like we're supposed to appease you 😭

[kindred orbit]

@pearl jetty are you alive king

[gilded olive]

Oh no

[unborn badger]

absolutely not LOL

[kindred orbit]

💔

[unborn badger]

good riddance

[formal jasper]

bro admitting watching v tuber

[quiet pulsar]

helo

[halcyon condor]

vtubers 🔛🔝

[formal jasper]

💔

[exotic timber]

When’s the f2p open weekend?

[candid ocean]

I watch peanut

[gray bane]

5 days

[proper pecan]

28th

[kindred orbit]

26th

[halcyon condor]

game was cancelled

[obsidian quartz]

i watched the youtube vid because i want to see marathon content?? its not like i tuned into a stream its a 10 min youtube vid 😭

[gilded olive]

26th to the 2nd of march

[blissful cedar]

what yall think of the game previews so far?

[proper pecan]

wait bro its the 26th

[clear flame]

26th at 19 eu time

[crisp wyvern]

/dac

[kindred orbit]

yeah thursday

[proper pecan]

lets go

[formal jasper]

mhm forsure

[keen heath]

One of my buddies vtubes as a dreamcast. He does retro games

[kindred orbit]

looks swag

[crisp wyvern]

oh wrong chat

[candid ocean]

When is preload

[halcyon condor]

I'm unsure if they've even said

[clear flame]

i would vtube as a worm but i have no sexy voice

[primal frigate]

Looks fun i shall play

[formal jasper]

i guess my only thing with some vtubers is that its a BIG AHH old man behind a girl model. other than that idk i just talk shit.

[lyric quiver]

I have a sexy voice but I don't know how to vtube

[candid ocean]

Man i hope they do preload

[obsidian quartz]

if you are willing to admit you would deprive yourself of marton just because of a vtuber then i am not ashamed, you are the one missing gameplay not me

[nimble canyon]

Pepto Abysmol.

[proper pecan]

a lot of the vtubers are discount asmongold now

[clear flame]

its op i would do it if i were you

[nimble canyon]

Hate the taste of this.

[halcyon condor]

Hello there Aurian

[primal frigate]

Lets hope roadmap is next week before/during playtest

[halcyon condor]

Stomach bothering you?

[nimble canyon]

Hello!

[formal jasper]

i havent watched anything besides the trailer. trying to enjoy it without being like "i already saw this."

[nimble canyon]

Acid reflux.

[tacit palm]

don't bother, just do ASMR instead

[halcyon condor]

I see

[keen heath]

Oof, hate that one

[candid ocean]

Asmon funny but suck at games

[clear flame]

drink pepto bismol

[halcyon condor]

I hope it subsides soon, then. Be sure to hydrate

[halcyon condor]

She did

[obsidian quartz]

we have different ideas then and thats ok, i like to immerse myself as much as possible

[halcyon condor]

that was her first message 🤯

[gray bane]

eyebrows go crazy

[keen heath]

Asmon fan :/. Gross

[gray bane]

fr

[lyric quiver]

I've actually been considering writing erotica and reading it aloud so hopefully that makes bank

[clear flame]

ewwww

[quiet pulsar]

fasting

[blissful cedar]

2/26 the server slam, I'll post some gameplay PvP

[halcyon condor]

#HMU

[candid ocean]

Lol

[formal jasper]

im saving my marathon virginity for me

[clear flame]

iam fasting too i cant slur

[proper pecan]

ramadan

[halcyon condor]

what about it

[blissful cedar]

I like the art in the game, pretty original tbh

[proper briar]

is the server slam 26/2 for US and 27/2 for EU ?

[halcyon condor]

You realize not everybody practices ramadan right

[formal jasper]

bros growing up

[clear flame]

any fasters in the chat

[halcyon condor]

different lifestyles exist

[tacit palm]

good luck. 👍

[keen heath]

Is it that time already? Damn this year...

[proper pecan]

muslims are doing ramadan and christians are doing lent

[quiet pulsar]

i didn't say it like a slur or anything, just said fasting

[clear flame]

ramadan karrem

everybody

[halcyon condor]

In response to me telling someone to drink water

[gray bane]

just ate some chicken skin

[keen heath]

a salam alaikum

[karmic sable]

the date embeds on #marathon-news should automatically show it for you

[plucky jay]

We need a feature where if you and a teammate punch each other at the same time you just fist bump one another. Would be kinda funny

[proper pecan]

im a redneck from kentucky

[halcyon condor]

Plucking a capybara from the river and eating it alive in celebration of lent

[quiet pulsar]

2L per day is pretty good for marathon gaming hydration

[clear flame]

oh no

[candid ocean]

Man i ordered some spicy beef jerky from amazon, its so good

[karmic sable]

here i forwarded it here

for me its February 26th 8 PM

[gray bane]

whats it called

[keen heath]

You would eat a friendly capybara?

[paper tulip]

RYAN LOTT

[nimble canyon]

That's a silly question considering that the post uses Unix, timestamps and adjusts to your region.

[obsidian quartz]

yeah i will be playing this while in my online class for sure

[halcyon condor]

Animals are no friends of mine

[celest coyote]

Is this as opposed to an evil one

[karmic sable]

yeah, he is composing alot of the games music

[karmic prism]

giving up haribo gummy bears for lent I truly am suffering like no other has before me

[paper tulip]

WHAT DID YOU BLESS MY EARS WITH

[clear flame]

how do people eat duck they are so cute

[tacit palm]

I'd say you'd be surprised how many people don't seem to know this, but actually. I feel you wouldn't be...

[plucky jay]

Make sure you apologise to your throne in advance 😂 them Amazon spicy foods are always a gamble

[hardy cloud]

I am sorry, what ? I just clicked on general again and this is the first message 😹

[keen heath]

But....

[proper pecan]

💔

[clear flame]

i would eat bingus

[scenic meteor]

She’s lying J wouldn’t hurt a fly

[halcyon condor]

I couldn't be more glad that this is your first impression of me. Never forget that

[proper briar]

of course anything be uses unix I just wasn't aware of the post

[amber plank]

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[gray bane]

J files when

[lyric quiver]

I was recently watching a video where a jaguar nabbed a father capybara while the mother and kids swim across the river and then they watched him being eaten all with the same face on 😑 😑 😑

[paper tulip]

RYAN LOTT YOU MAY HAVE SILLY GLASSES BUT YOU ARE UP THERE IN TOP THREE COMPOSERS OF ALL TIME

[hardy cloud]

Oh, the ket never forgets

[candid ocean]

Pepper joes carolina reaper beef jerky

[halcyon condor]

I will tie you to train tracks and throw 2x4 planks at your ribs

[keen heath]

I suspicious. You're her minion

[gray bane]

thanks

[nimble canyon]

#marathon-news message

[clear flame]

so is bingus a bio syn

[halcyon condor]

That cat will pop like a grape under my boot

[candid ocean]

Its so good, im crying as im eating them

[nimble canyon]

I'm tired then again I'm always tired.

J. Be nice.

[proper briar]

Thanks friend

[paper tulip]

bingus is nucaloric right

[tacit palm]

My first impression of you is a porcupine.

[proper pecan]

yea

[nimble canyon]

No. SekGen.

[halcyon condor]

I am being nice!

🚬

[keen heath]

Well now, that's just rude.

[obsidian quartz]

im pretty sure bingus is sekgen but because its pink nucal pretends its theirs

[halcyon condor]

Alls fair on Tau Ceti

[paper tulip]

See I’ve heard multiple dif thing

[nimble canyon]

SekGen made the biomata.

[keen heath]

I think i will just have to throw you into a blender

[halcyon condor]

You'll find it's blades unable to clash with my own

[nimble canyon]

It's literally the first animal biomata they perfected.

[paper tulip]

🤓

[quiet pulsar]

bullets are faster knives

[halcyon condor]

Yes but you see they said blender, not gun

[keen heath]

Beyblade battle

[nimble canyon]

NuCal doesn't manufacture shells or biomata. Just food to eat, things that make food, etc.

[paper tulip]

I saw someone who looked like ps1 hogwarts irl

[quiet pulsar]

shotgun is a good blender

[nimble canyon]

Is that a blessing or a curse?

[candid ocean]

Not all the time in cqc

[paper tulip]

I was more shocked

[tacit palm]

they looked like the entire school?

[nimble canyon]

Consecutive CQC.

[paper tulip]

I meant a haggret

[quiet pulsar]

abusive cqc

[halcyon condor]

I'm proficient

[nimble canyon]

Hagrid.

[paper tulip]

My father core

[quiet pulsar]

pocket sand

[nimble canyon]

I'm laying in bed feeling useless again.

[keen heath]

Executive CQC

[proper pecan]

I guess void is the closest thing ill get to viper from valorant

[karmic prism]

Learnt the homeless knife arts from a guy behind a culvers

[paper tulip]

Have you tried mpreg

[candid ocean]

Solid snake is faster than bullete

[halcyon condor]

Shotguns don't blend, though. Most you'd get is the viscera splatters, and the entry and exit points blooming like a flower

Blending is a very specific word

[nimble canyon]

Awful game even worse anticheat and community.

[proper pecan]

their employees are always so nice to me

[paper tulip]

KILL THE VALORANT PLAYYER

[karmic prism]

Maybe there is beauty to be found in nature after all

[paper tulip]

KILL JOHN LENNON

[nimble canyon]

Valid.

I ruined my sleep schedule again.

[candid ocean]

I got few balisongs

[nimble canyon]

No one should be surprised.

[candid ocean]

Its legal in tx

[keen heath]

Proud of you

[halcyon condor]

Blending is close, relatively, to something like emulsifying. You, unfortunately, cannot turn someone into a liquid with just a shotgun

You would need some form of shelling, or something stronger, to do that

[keen heath]

I mean.... with enough shells

[tacit palm]

need a gravity gun for blending

[nimble canyon]

It's like I'm preconditioned to abandon UK timezones and try to follow American ones.

[proven kernel]

g’morning

[gray bane]

got any tricks with it

[proper pecan]

if you wanna liquify a person

[quiet pulsar]

chaotic mixing

instead of mincing

[scenic meteor]

Omg new Mish pfp

[proper pecan]

need a big boom

[nimble canyon]

Thank you for banning Arcosus alt.

[scenic meteor]

We’ve been graced with peak

[proper pecan]

in minecraft

[candid ocean]

A i can flip a little, nothing crazy lol

[halcyon condor]

Once I used the Electric Wind God Fist on a guy who cut in front of me at Denny's and his torso was reduced to paste

[nimble canyon]

If you had previously been banned, why would you use the same username with the 2.0 at the end? Isn't that just dumb?

[gray bane]

damn. i made one from popsicle sticks and practiced with it a couple years ago

[halcyon condor]

I was told that depending on the ban you could just rejoin on an alt. Never tried that myself, though

[candid ocean]

Hahaha

[nimble canyon]

Arcos 2.0 isn't fooling anyone.

[halcyon condor]

I didn't realize there was aver a 1.0

[proven kernel]

just wait until you see a stalker use the same name on here like 4 or 5 times.

[nimble canyon]

If it's a Permaban, no you're not meant to rejoin on an alt.

[halcyon condor]

I'm telling you man Arcos might be the final boss they release for Destiny 2

[fleet shadow]

Is the inventory like a placeholder rn? Items and stuff etc

[halcyon condor]

We need to prepare

[candid ocean]

Its kinda like spinning a pencil, similar

[tacit palm]

sounds horrible.

[nimble canyon]

Technically speaking, you're not meant to rejoin it all if you're banned because ban evading is against the server rules.

[scenic meteor]

He’s not that threatening

[copper yew]

Anyone else getting an error when uploading your DAC on tau ceti profiling?

[scenic meteor]

Arcos is like a hive thrall fr

[halcyon condor]

Yeah that's why Bungie would make him the final boss

🥹

[nimble canyon]

Trying not to fall asleep again.

[karmic prism]

We need to strap him to the hood of a honda accord drive really fast then brake and watch him fly

[halcyon condor]

LOL

Gotta start doing that again

[tacit palm]

Can we make you the final boss of Marathon?

[nimble canyon]

I keep wasting my weekends…

[halcyon condor]

I have no interest in being an object of spectacle

[copper yew]

Anyone else getting an error when uploading your DAC on tau ceti profiling?
I have done the questionaire 2x and tried 3 different browsers. whats the deal?

[candid ocean]

Wats the error

[karmic prism]

Used to do that to squeakers back in kindergarten

[keen heath]

And yet... your behavior would contradict that statement

[kindred orbit]

Probably with the file. Did you download from discord? Is it called DAC?

[halcyon condor]

My behavior is just me

[nimble canyon]

Make sure the download you have gotten from Discord hasn't stripped its metadata.

[nimble canyon]

It won't work if you try to upload it if that's the case.

[quiet pulsar]

chaotic neutral

[copper yew]

ERROR#/

ERROR#/!/ INVALID DAC

[candid ocean]

I just tried it, works fine for me

[scenic meteor]

Violence is how J shows affection she doesn’t mean it fr

[copper yew]

Then the time

[candid ocean]

Re-download ur dac

[kindred orbit]

Ask in #new-noise I've seen ppl have the issue before

[copper yew]

I did the questions a 2nd time and got the same thing

[halcyon condor]

I want to hang you by your collarbones

[kindred orbit]

Worst case just don't upload it. Doesn't do anything really

[copper yew]

MIDA is my selection \

[nocturne oyster]

we are mida.
male
impregnation
defense
association

[proper pecan]

no more violence just mpreg

[uneven harness]

Do you have to level up to change colors?

[halcyon condor]

When I was in 5th grade me and my buddies ended up finding this massive abandoned lot, and there was some last legs ford that barely kicked up to like 30mph. One of the older guys was able to get it started up again, so we'd hang on the hood as someone drove into this pile of mattresses

It was awesome

[copper yew]

but i wanna!

[scenic meteor]

I miss you too 🥹

[green folio]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-cat-edgy-the-phantom-pain-big-boss-gif-16362199219667214149

[karmic prism]

🥹

[kindred orbit]

No check out the channels and roles channel

[halcyon condor]

If you find my words to be out of love then your delusion will be what leads you to fall off of the cliffside of reality

🧘‍♀️

[uneven harness]

I'm pink now

[karmic prism]

That reminds me I've recently come into contact with someone who'll sell me makeshift firearms for a taco bell crunch wrap oooooh I want my hands to be blown off by a misfire so bad

[halcyon condor]

is it poopmadness from youtube

[karmic prism]

Surprisingly not

[halcyon condor]

No way

Might need to move to Australia soon

[proper pecan]

how does arachne hope to sustain itself without reproduction

[karmic prism]

They're also obsessed with machines of war and told me to invest in lockheed martin because of the iran crisis

🥹

[nocturne oyster]

gross

[tepid bane]

Marathon <t:1772128800:R>.

[proper pecan]

kill everything in sight and turn on yourselves, meanwhile mida does mpreg and outnumbers your withering faction

mpreg will make me god

[halcyon condor]

Adoption

[kindred orbit]

Isn't their whole thing they like loss

[proven kernel]

There’s a reasons it’s called the thermodynamics of violence.

[tacit palm]

they think in cycles though, so they don't believe in complete destruction

[halcyon condor]

Not that we're aware of, no. Based on the blurb we see from the test it's quite the opposite

Oh my god is there finally Arachne in depth conversation brewing

[kindred orbit]

Ok wait yeah Arachne is definitely related to durandal given the whole escape will make me god Vs finality and thermodynamics

[halcyon condor]

Does this server have hope

Have I been to harsh on the masses

🥹

[flat river]

hope the economy gets better? prob not

[halcyon condor]

Silence wormfucker

[proper pecan]

mida hopes to mpreg

[flat river]

necro

[proven kernel]

J….

[paper tulip]

J….

[halcyon condor]

Sigh

[worn magnet]

josh

[proven kernel]

No, you’re tophh.

[paper tulip]

Wait are a ninja

Like mod

[proven kernel]

yeah

[paper tulip]

Or what does that mean

Does Bungie own its own Asian style of assassins

[proven kernel]

Both?

[paper tulip]

(I was gonna say Japanese but I don’t think ninjas are Japanese)

[proven kernel]

Ninjas are Japanese.

[paper tulip]

I thought they were Chinese

Thank you! I now know

[uneven harness]

Ninjas is black

[karmic prism]

From what I can gather the gist of it is that the survivability of individual arachne members is not the main focus but that it's self-sustaining on the basis of how needless violence tends to pull in everyone and everything around it

[clear flame]

what is a girl ninja called

[karmic prism]

Endless escalation

[proper pecan]

burned at the stake

[paper tulip]

Girl boss

[proven kernel]

Me.

[halcyon condor]

Shinobi ARE ninja

sigh

[proper pecan]

oh yea

[unborn badger]

that's legally grounds for me to commit vehicular manslaughter towards you

[clear flame]

i swear they have a name

[unborn badger]

I think

[clear flame]

not trolling

[uneven harness]

Shinobu

[paper tulip]

You may try, but I am don cheadle

[clear flame]

yes yes

[unborn badger]

yeah but I'm chinese

[proper pecan]

farmers with farm tools

😭

[paper tulip]

I’m in my Chinese era (I’m brain rotting on bili bili)

[unborn badger]

you better start fucking running ☠️

[halcyon condor]

I also hope they pull from the little blurb we got, about how what is significant is more valuable than what survives

Such a neat little ideology

[proper pecan]

where winds meet enjoyer?

[paper tulip]

Running…like a runner….WAIT LIKE MARATHON

[proper pecan]

good fortune

[uneven harness]

I hope we go in jjaro ship then go to the Pfhor homeworld

[paper tulip]

No

[clear flame]

there is a chinese version of moist on bili bili

[paper tulip]

I am venom don cheadle

[karmic prism]

Yeah, there's genuinely a lot to unpack from how little we've got I like it quite a lot

[proper pecan]

bili bili has insane pull

[karmic prism]

From a philosophical standpoint

[paper tulip]

I saw koby Bryant running through the halls of china screaming in Chinese

[proper pecan]

whats there to unpack you are a death cult

[halcyon condor]

WE will be absorbing all the information we can get during the server slam

[final monolith]

oml

[halcyon condor]

read up

[final monolith]

im trying to order food and theres only japanese

so its normal food to me

[unborn badger]

what's there to unpack we're a terrorist org right 💀

[clear flame]

new gameplay video https://youtu.be/kG500H7-KDc?si=OnECS5kQWuAwmgNt

[paper tulip]

Funny enough, I think arachne is the only good faction imo

They only kill runners

[proper pecan]

law of dumbassery

[scenic meteor]

Get the soup

[final monolith]

is that thistle tea

[paper tulip]

No no let me cook

[karmic prism]

If the server slam happens on a day where I'm not working I expect mutual in-depth analysis and conversation to be had

[proper pecan]

sippin on tea in yo hood

[upper ledge]

[final monolith]

or am i going crazy

[magic sapphire]

noisy looting is what stuck out to me

[halcyon condor]

I would expect nothing less

[final monolith]

isnt that the wow vanilla thistle tea rogue tea

[proper pecan]

tea sapper 5 cb evis bye bye

[unborn badger]

so much nuance and depth until it's not smth people are interested in 😹 🫵

[final monolith]

easily done...

[lilac lodge]

@clear flame couldnt pay me 10 million to watch a vanoss video in 2026

[clear flame]

who is this guy idk him

[magic sapphire]

where can I get stealthy looting skill boook from

[karmic prism]

Actually one thing that irked me about the profile test was the question about going to sleep

[candid ocean]

How much u think battle pass gonna cost?

[clear flame]

i dont know vanoss ngl

[karmic prism]

Reminded me of gharett white's terminal entry

[tacit palm]

1 billion money

[unborn badger]

wasn't aware of the terminal refs but ik that one turtle question's from blade runner

[lilac lodge]

was poppin when we were kids but content didnt age well hes good tho just like old news

[jagged sail]

At least like 3

[lilac lodge]

still riding off his hay day tbh bro was huge

[karmic prism]

Unsure if it was an actual reference to it but it was something that felt very

similar

[proven kernel]

What would you do if you saw a turtle on its back?

[unborn badger]

spin it

[paper tulip]

Sekgen, basically turned us into corporate debt slaves
Traxus. It’s traxus…
Mida, says their cause is just but doesn’t care about the innocent civilians they send to die.
Nucal, DEF POISONED THEY SHIT AND WAS RUNNING EXPERIMENTS,
Cyberacme. Knows waaaay more then they are letting on and has so many cards in their hand. (They are literally the on board marathon os)
Arachne as far as we know they only kill other runners to practice their cult

[magic sapphire]

teach it flippinfg of course

[halcyon condor]

Nature's way

[lilac lodge]

vanoss gameplay might as well be peanut i can barely watch it on mute

[karmic prism]

soup

[halcyon condor]

Soup is a good answer

[proven kernel]

Are you the Shredder?

[paper tulip]

Slander so bad I can kill you

[karmic prism]

no i'm hungry

[lilac lodge]

he was probably 3rd to them tbh his vids used to spawn in with a million views

[tacit palm]

Flip it.

[unborn badger]

vanoss was massive lol

[lilac lodge]

current vanoss he used to make hits

[final monolith]

low taper fade

[unborn badger]

dude's just having fun with his group nowadays pasta's a good addition

[paper tulip]

Do not ever slander the goat and compare to burnt shit butt

[halcyon condor]

One and Misha interacting makes me feel how marvel chuds feel when post credit scenes play

[magic sapphire]

massive streamers with massive sheep audiences

[paper tulip]

Idc if his vids aren’t as good

[lilac lodge]

bro still watch vanoss in 2026?!?!

[proper pecan]

nucal was just feeding its populus gmo food

[unborn badger]

yeah he's fun 😭

[karmic prism]

LOL

[paper tulip]

Literally

[lilac lodge]

bro start a family

[paper tulip]

But def was testing people too

[dense goblet]

Thief's loot detector doubles as a threat detector. This is peak

[proper pecan]

lab grown meat

[clear flame]

when will the pre install window open for steam

[unborn badger]

dawg I just want a good laugh I literally play tf2 just to laugh at 2fort shenanigans lmao

[proper pecan]

yummerz

[paper tulip]

Wokelander

[lilac lodge]

im just fw you lol im glad he gives you joy

[paper tulip]

I rather eat pencils

[primal frigate]

You can only do so many gmod videos

[proper pecan]

lets play tarkov guys

no spinbot

[lilac lodge]

mida members

[dense goblet]

If you have fun playing games rn no. If youre very bored and want something to play and hate yourself for. Yes

[primal frigate]

Tough to get into big learning curve

[paper tulip]

One order of yummy pencils plz

[final monolith]

wokeathon

[unborn badger]

scout loves eating dirt

[lilac lodge]

never met a tarkov player in real life

[proper pecan]

tarky tarkv no xray vision challenge

[paper tulip]

That’s ryu from streets

[primal frigate]

They were fun back in the day but you grow out of it

[primal frigate]

REAAAAL

[gray bane]

is tarkov riddled with hackers now

[lilac lodge]

liberal liberal liberal liberal happy happy marathon marathon glitch glitch

[candid ocean]

Tarkov still in beta?

[final monolith]

😭

[primal frigate]

Tarkov cheater heaven, youre basically throwing if youre not using esps

[unborn badger]

no but like genuinely every scout I kill their ragdolls always face down in tf2 LOL

[dense goblet]

Its not as bad as it was

[karmic prism]

Soldier still fighting 28 years after the war ended

[dense goblet]

Even back then, I didnt run into cheaters all that often

[karmic prism]

🥹

[proper pecan]

I escaped from tarkov

[lilac lodge]

soft shell is a gold scar lowkey

[copper yew]

Anyone else get an error when uploading their DAC on the tauceti world profiling?

[tacit palm]

But did you escape from Duckov?

[proper pecan]

that game is fun

[primal frigate]

The real escape is the uninstall button 🙏

[proper pecan]

its tiresome

[lilac lodge]

tarkov players are racist so take their judgment with a grain of salt

[proven kernel]

That’s a lot of cheaters.

[clear flame]

tarkov is inaccecabel for day to day gamers

too hard

[quaint kernel]

is the server slam open yet ??

[lilac lodge]

lets try that again

[karmic prism]

You expect anyone still invested in tarkov to be of sound mind

[uneven harness]

inaccecabel

[dense goblet]

Thats a crazy take

[proven kernel]

26th

[clear flame]

i failed english not ngl

[proper pecan]

right DayZ chads rise up

[lilac lodge]

not all mida members but always a mida member

[copper yew]

https://tauceti.world/profiling

[dense goblet]

Me when I have no argument

[copper yew]

Marathon stuff for those who wanna. 20 questions and it puts you with a faction

[lilac lodge]

im not trying to convince you of anything lol im just having fun its 8 am

[quaint kernel]

it says in the web site 21st ??

[dense goblet]

Its 9am

[halcyon condor]

It's 10:21 am you're both wrong.

[dense goblet]

Timezones aren't real

[uneven harness]

It's 4pm actually

[primal frigate]

What website

[lilac lodge]

if you live in lame land maybe

[karmic prism]

2:21am

[uneven harness]

It's 16:21

[dense goblet]

Good thing im in a timezone I dont live in

[quaint kernel]

bongie web site !

[final monolith]

i got a new app to

destroy all opps

[proven kernel]

#marathon-news message

[final monolith]

iphones are awesome

[proper pecan]

league is mental torture

[lilac lodge]

mustard

[proper pecan]

sentence him to 50 years of league

[bitter forum]

i just finished answering the 20 questions and im in sekgen what does that faction stand for?

[lilac lodge]

get all the aura farming out the way before launch nucal we both know yall are buns in game

[primal frigate]

Transhumanism

[dense goblet]

Everything. Runs. On. CyAc.

[gilded olive]

Worm

[primal frigate]

Bro said seki tho

[nocturne oyster]

its not ridiculous to say that

[crisp rapids]

@dull estuary save us it’s time

[dense goblet]

Me when im illiterate

Its me this time

[lilac lodge]

tupac attacked me for speaking the truth

[dense goblet]

Im illiterate

[potent bramble]

I got MIDA when I did my quiz

[gilded olive]

Hi illiterate

[dense goblet]

Hi twin

[nocturne oyster]

i will deal with him...

[primal frigate]

We couldve been playin this 😓 weekend

[lilac lodge]

maybe mida isnt so bad

[lilac lodge]

we could have been playing in september if you enjoy playing games that are ass

[dense goblet]

Who do we think is the least evil of factions?

[primal frigate]

5 more days of excruciating pain

[candid ocean]

Wow phil retired

[gray bane]

arachne

[nocturne oyster]

mida

[lilac lodge]

cyac or arachne they both soft as shit

[hardy cloud]

this

[dense goblet]

We got the ex insta cart ceo now

[lilac lodge]

Common arachne L

[tacit palm]

The least and most evil simultanously is CyAc

[candid ocean]

Haha i feel bad for xbox users

[lilac lodge]

i dont

[dense goblet]

Fr lmfao

[uneven harness]

I feel bad for console players

[dense goblet]

Good

[lilac lodge]

i remember when i camped out for the ps5 and the walmart said they only had xbox's and no one in the line stayed lol

[dense goblet]

Im a ps5 player tho so ill be vibing

[candid ocean]

I bought my ps5 from best buy at launch, i was able to beat the bots

[potent bramble]

Same 😂

[lilac lodge]

tried to explain to my fam that buying me an xbox is akin to shooting me

[uneven harness]

Are you guys not ashamed of paying for online?

[formal jasper]

will the game run on xbox 360?

[lilac lodge]

i have a pc as well and tbh i dont mind either

[elder perch]

Hello

[potent bramble]

Microsoft will sell Xbox to Steam. Xbox will be the modern day Dreamcast

[dense goblet]

That does suck, but eh, what can you do

[candid ocean]

I dont watch movies on it man

[scenic meteor]

Steam deck or switch is the new meta

[uneven harness]

You can get a pc

[formal jasper]

get a prebuilt

[lilac lodge]

fax i got ps5 steam deck and pc and im constanlty in heaven. im typing on my steam deck rn

[dense goblet]

Now is the worst time to buy a pc lmao

[uneven harness]

And get more out of it long-term

Yeah

[final monolith]

woke up mega early because someone asked for private classes

and they cancelled

[clear flame]

its been like 6 years i still have an am4 plattform

[final monolith]

on a saturday

[dense goblet]

They're the most expensive they've ever been

[formal jasper]

hahaha WOKE

[hollow palm]

/handshake

[weary marlin]

to get a pc that can run games as good as a ps5 does costs more than a ps5

especially with the RAM costs now

[final monolith]

yeah LITERALLY woke i WOKE UP

[lilac lodge]

i'll take your class

[formal jasper]

youre so woke martin

[final monolith]

no thanks

[dense goblet]

I member

[final monolith]

am i

[clear flame]

yes

[candid ocean]

I usually play the same game for a yr, i dont care about single player games

[lilac lodge]

can you help me with my bar exam in july

[formal jasper]

u litterally WOKE up

[uneven harness]

Long-term you end up paying less with cheaper games and free online and stuff

You gotta think long-term

[final monolith]

are you lifitng the bar or something

whats goiong on

[lilac lodge]

bar exam for being an attorney

[final monolith]

i played ace attorney

[clear flame]

i didnt know the cpu was that important when i changed to ryzen 7 5700x3d my fps was doubled

[final monolith]

i can help you

im a good detective

[dense goblet]

So if I only play a couple games im fine sticking with a console

[candid ocean]

I played destiny 2 on my ps5 for so long

It ran so good

[lilac lodge]

i knew i could count on you

[formal jasper]

what a waste of ps5

[dense goblet]

I still have to buy ninja gaiden 4

[uneven harness]

Online games?

If not might as well jailbreak

[dense goblet]

Yeah

[final monolith]

i ordered

fettucini

[lilac lodge]

some of us got jobs gangsta i dont mind paying for shit sometimes

[uneven harness]

Why would you pay for online

[final monolith]

parisian

[candid ocean]

Nah i played destiny 2 n cod

[formal jasper]

lowkey

[dense goblet]

Because we're forced to for a console, no one likes it but its how it is

[clear flame]

u can nget a used ps5 for 270 nothing can beat this

[final monolith]

this sentence could kill me

"the playstation is known for its rpgs, are you playing mortal kombat?"

[uneven harness]

You could get a pc

[final monolith]

😭

[dense goblet]

Bad take

[final monolith]

good take

[formal jasper]

fatekeeper looks siiick

[lilac lodge]

"you could get a pc" in 2026 bro is remedial

[gray bane]

neutral take

[clear flame]

brother the ram is too fkn expensive

[potent bramble]

Bro wasn’t able to bag a ps5 at launch

[final monolith]

what can you do without a pc nowadays

[weary marlin]

a console is overall better when it comes to space

plus with ram costs making pcs even more expensive, it’s better to get a ps5 atm since their prices hasn’t sky rocketed yet

[final monolith]

how are you on discord

[candid ocean]

I was waiting for ff7 rebirth, but i was disappointed by it

[formal jasper]

i got it for my switch

[lilac lodge]

cournelious has never weighed the cost benefit of owning a pc to getting huzz ratio

[formal jasper]

its pretty good

[uneven harness]

I know ram is expensive rn, but you should have bought a pc before

[final monolith]

woah

[candid ocean]

Nope, u have remake for now

[formal jasper]

tifa makes me crazyyyyyy

[lilac lodge]

oh nvm its ragebait almost got me. bro its too early for this go spend time with your loved ones

[formal jasper]

ohhhh

[weary marlin]

least obvious rage bait

[final monolith]

true

i bought ram like

1 year ago

it was cheap then

[scenic meteor]

Definitely ragebait

[dense goblet]

My pc with a 1070 ti still running strong at 40 fps

[uneven harness]

Thank you

I feel like I'm the crazy one

[final monolith]

no rpbolem

[lilac lodge]

how are you scoob

[scenic meteor]

Horrible league was down and now I’m back at work

[uneven harness]

But to me it's kinda obvious that on the long-term a pc is a better investment

[clear flame]

i had a 1060 for 4 years then changed to a used 2080 super

[lilac lodge]

i'll pray for you

[uneven harness]

Right

[dense goblet]

Thats a good upgrade

For sure

[uneven harness]

You could also buy used pcs

[lilac lodge]

heading to the thrift 😩

[final monolith]

no

im just surprised

i didnt know of such world

[clear flame]

yeah i build a pc for my brohter for 150 euros all cheap parts with an old cpu

[dense goblet]

Chat, thief has a threat detector when she uses her ability to see loot through walls

[clear flame]

cpu was i7 7700k

[candid ocean]

I dunno why ppl think telling us to buy pc matters to us console players

Lol

[uneven harness]

We're trying to help

[dense goblet]

This is huge for all 2 thief mains

[candid ocean]

Give us money to buy pc

Otherwise leave us alone

[uneven harness]

Now I feel bad

[dense goblet]

I like the convenience of a console

[candid ocean]

U should

[dense goblet]

People will pay for convenience

[candid ocean]

I want a 5090 if i build a pc

[rain scarab]

I grew to like both, S2 is great

[ancient storm]

hi

[dense goblet]

Whats streamlining?

[clear flame]

nowdays i would say if u got a rx 9070xt for 600 euros thats a banger deal

[uneven harness]

I'd say if you wanna play on console might as well jailbreak it

[dense goblet]

I like that i can just pick up a controller, turn on my console with it and lay back while I play games

[rain scarab]

i mean it is

9070xt is a great card, i love mine

[candid ocean]

I mostly play multiplayer games

[scenic meteor]

But then how do u play online

[candid ocean]

Gotta kill other ppl

[uneven harness]

You get a pc

[ancient storm]

peak arachne

[dense goblet]

This dude

[candid ocean]

😏

[scenic meteor]

Pc doesn’t have aim assist tho

[thin mirage]

MARTON

[scenic meteor]

That’s boring

[cunning fractal]

Just know who makes your shells, nerds

[dense goblet]

Welp, time to drive for the next 13 hours

[clear flame]

guys i got mida from the test

[gaunt fractal]

Release my game

[dense goblet]

Oh yeah thats another reason I like console, its easy to transport and set up right away

[astral bough]

our game

[gaunt fractal]

Mine

[dense goblet]

Remember the aim assist in the April alpha 😔

For pc

It would drag onto people

[gaunt fractal]

lol yeah

[dense goblet]

Oh shid

[candid ocean]

Haha

[arctic inlet]

Check this out... download and upload it it'll give my name matt225022, it's my actual dac but it's also my test resulthttps://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1003074704552243270/1474792342945792030/DAC_Cert.png?ex=699b22e6&is=6999d166&hm=138f273038d65351a44075ddc0e92308810c9162e27df51e4094b87f3782bd8c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=700&height=700

[candid ocean]

Huh

Why u sharing ur dac

[dense goblet]

Oh damn, I didnt even know that

[arctic inlet]

my dac is cooler than yours that's why it's my profiling test result

[candid ocean]

Sure

[ripe nimbus]

Wjere do i do the test

[primal frigate]

Tauceti web

[arctic inlet]

https://tauceti.world/profiling

[glad drum]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YOZugcej_I0?si=JgKMmjDkfqSR3j08

[molten quiver]

this goes hard as hell

[nova moss]

oatchi

[stone grail]

Dedicated people got a blender model of glitch before getting their hands on the official one

[brittle spear]

Hype hype hype

[granite fulcrum]

wdym this is peak. like right alongside lolcow battle royale

[fathom heart]

hey guys whos got the longest dac in the room?

[ancient storm]

tf is dac

[fathom heart]

it is what it seems

[stone grail]

Are you sure ?

[ancient storm]

digital to analog converter

[granite fulcrum]

not good enough. meteor that killed the dinosaurs2

[fathom heart]

go to #leaderboard click DAC and dont share it

[lament jay]

new teaser in 10 minutes

[granite fulcrum]

doubt it could be even if we glassed the surface of earth

it's got a energy shield around it

[ivory osprey]

Uh, Hi!

Not a Discord person, but is the right chat for game related questions?

[granite fulcrum]

yep

essentially is

[split scaffold]

what faction is the most welcoming to trans people

[ancient storm]

what happenes if i share it tho

[fathom heart]

idk

[ancient storm]

none of them

[split scaffold]

gg go next

[granite fulcrum]

arachne

[ivory osprey]

I'm trying to figure out if the game has some form of matchmaking or if I'm just kinda screwed as someone not used to PvP getting put up against veterans and such

[fathom heart]

mida

[muted urchin]

It’s time / level based from my understanding

[split scaffold]

coming from a nucular member i dont know if this is true

[fathom heart]

gayest faction is mida and im saying it in a positive way

[split scaffold]

aight real

mighty fine

[ivory osprey]

It's something, I guess. Thanks!

[granite fulcrum]

we and arachne are not in direct competition don't have to speak ill of them chads. trust me it's arachne

[fathom heart]

walmart worker has spoken

[limber seal]

Traxus

[wicked schooner]

Bruh what year do you think this is

None of them give a shit anymore

[split scaffold]

true that

[ancient storm]

yea

[granite fulcrum]

walmart prophet* get it correct. i stand on milkcrates instead of using a speaker

[stuck sleet]

hey folks what's the best place to learn more about marathon's factions and lore, is there a wiki or something?

[fathom heart]

my bad, walmart prophet

[split scaffold]

you see im starting to think the nucular guys are wayyy cooler

idk tho

[limber seal]

There are some pretty good faction lore videos on YouTube

Idk about the state the wiki is in rn

[fathom heart]

omg pls no gender slop😭

[ripe nimbus]

Bro i did my faction quiz, got tied between mida and arachne and they gave me fucking mida bruh. IM NOT A FRAUD

[ancient storm]

lgbt died in 2643

[wicked schooner]

What the fuck are you talking about

[split scaffold]

where

[ripe nimbus]

Probably youtube

Or maybe the tauceti site

[scenic meteor]

Ur a fraud

[fathom heart]

what the fuck are YOU talking bout😭

[ripe nimbus]

On the tauceti world site

Theres a section for a quiz to see your faction

[split scaffold]

ty

[wicked schooner]

Scroll up lil buddy

[limber seal]

If you get Arachne in the personality matrix you should be put on a no fly list

[candid ocean]

U guys are dorks

😏

[ancient storm]

fucking real

[fathom heart]

Scroll up lil buddy

[granite fulcrum]

[we are] but y'know. many of our food contains mass usage of estrogen for drinks. and for meats testostorone sooo not sure if higher ups might decide to just ground up trans workers to make food

[olive oracle]

cough

[ripe nimbus]

You have a terrorist warning on your profile

[scenic meteor]

I got Mida as my faction test so it checks out

[ancient storm]

we don't talk about it

[ancient storm]

Lmao

[ripe nimbus]

Im sticking to arachne on technicality

[ripe nimbus]

Potential faction

Fuck you im making a mida potential man

Give me a few minutes

[fathom heart]

arachne kinda makes sense tho endless violence since no death exist anymore

[ancient storm]

i did the test like 10 times and it gave me mida or traxus

[candid ocean]

Wat a traitor

[limber seal]

Arachne are literal bums anyone can kill another runner

[fathom heart]

it gave my arachne, I was hoping to get seki😭

[granite fulcrum]

join nucaloric. we give you free drinkable burgers and carbonated zero G beer [now in juice cartons]

[ancient storm]

how do u even get arachne😭

[olive oracle]

Why juice cartons?

[placid sphinx]

i think the juice cartons might've sold me on that one

[candid ocean]

I can teach u

[fathom heart]

I think many people got it, some people even got uesc

[ancient storm]

teach me

[shadow oxide]

can someone gib me a key

[granite fulcrum]

they're small. easy to produce and really easy to have them transported in mass across space

[ancient storm]

here you go

[magic rose]

bread tastes better than key

[tribal ermine]

Why NOT juice cartons?

[olive oracle]

Hrmmm……

[fathom heart]

🔑 here bro

[candid ocean]

I will give u a hint, its a real hint during the answering. Hint = ✋

[shadow oxide]

thx

[ancient storm]

Oh my god

[olive oracle]

I dunno, something about having an adult bev through a straw…just seems…..odd….

[candid ocean]

Turn on ur camera

[olive oracle]

……hrmmmmmm…..

[ancient storm]

ok

[limber seal]

It’s cause nucal are all man children

[magic rose]

cocktails?

[candid ocean]

U will see symbols on the answers

The symbols represent factions

[ancient storm]

guys is the nucaloric account a bungie dev

[granite fulcrum]

what's wrong with that? the UESC higher ups and corpo folk do it all the time with cocktails why not the lower men do it with their own beverages?

[limber seal]

“NuCaloric prophet is typing”

I’m so scared

[rustic ridge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/squid-game-im-so-fucking-scared-ali-9uauDJ2xiDIEgBw2Jg

[olive oracle]

scratches whiskers of wisdom in thought

[limber seal]

I wish I could post GIFs but yes

[tribal ermine]

Have you never had a cocktail?

I use straws all the time

[granite fulcrum]

"Hear ye. hear ye on isle four is any product related to organic's farming done on Martian soil"

[narrow smelt]

yo! i finally completed my Marathon bkg playlist. expertly crafted (imo 💩 ) for all your Tau Ceti adventures. check it out if you'd like: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7d7N4AyPiS8jS0FHG5EDto?si=3c50773b5c1c4aa3

[olive oracle]

No, actually.

[limber seal]

He hath spoken

[fathom heart]

what can be better than dying for nuCaloric Burgers and Soda

[olive oracle]

I’ve only had beer and Jack Daniel’s, honestly…. But I also haven’t had a beer for quite a while now….

[limber seal]

Dying for Traxus

[magic rose]

tbf just any drink with ice
I aint having all that clattering against my lips and teeth when I take a sip 😭

[keen crow]

no, it's just a cool guy that try to be everywhere 🙂

[candid ocean]

Being skinned

[granite fulcrum]

wrong

[ancient storm]

essentially

[olive oracle]

Stopped having a daily drink for… a year now? Roughly?

[fathom heart]

yeah being skinned and being mpreged, but beyond that not much

[candid ocean]

🫡

[tribal ermine]

Beer through a straw is unhinged. I’ll agree there. But a nice iced cocktail is great with a straw

[limber seal]

Has sekgen made mpreg possible in lore

[granite fulcrum]

what if both is done? like use the skin for packaging food and the baby as the food holy shit i gotta tell this idea to boss

[fathom heart]

I think drinking beer using a straw its so kids could drink beer and play with straw, makes it more playful you know

[olive oracle]

Rofl yeah I don’t think it would taste very good with a beer. I’m sure cocktails is nice

[candid ocean]

Dont u get foam