🗣marathon-general-chat

[agile mason]

I’m back

[hushed totem]

in 30 years we are gonna look like Marathon characters

[fluid stone]

what did you do to me

[orchid pond]

unreal asset slop

[maiden token]

Scoob would you still love me if I smeared shell blood on the walls to write out your name?

[fluid stone]

aslo is the slow mode been turned off

[agile mason]

this is true love

[scenic dragon]

yeah real life type graphics. Like if marathon was IRL then it would more or less look exactly like that

[agile mason]

oh shit

[wooden roost]

wait why is slow mode off

this is scary

[orchid pond]

looking forward to drinking my burgers

[agile mason]

shhhh

[maiden token]

WOAH

[wooden roost]

holy moly

[maiden token]

I CAN TYPE SO FAST

[fluid stone]

SPAME BOYS

[wooden roost]

we're free!!!!

[scenic meteor]

its cause u have the arachne role

[agile mason]

bingus

[fluid stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1364289254045515886/1461182733811318959/CAT.gif

[wooden roost]

dude im gonna ahve triple my messages

[scenic meteor]

you get benefits to being in a death cult

[maiden token]

fuck no gif

[dark hearth]

[hushed totem]

SLOW MODE IS OFF!! YEAH LESSGOOOOO!!

[crude forum]

time to max my MIDAposting

[warm granite]

whole chats becoming red slowly xD

[wooden roost]

hai brandon

[dark hearth]

[crude forum]

not for you bucko

[wooden roost]

what did you want i can say so much

omg

[scenic dragon]

until we actually see a real human in tau ceti there's no way to know

[kindred vigil]

No slow ykyode wtfy

[wooden roost]

dude they need to give arachne slow mode

i can type too much

[hushed totem]

🗿

[kindred vigil]

WE CAN SPAMMM

[crude forum]

MIDA > everyone else

[maiden token]

same dude grammarlying me early

[tropic creek]

Y'all are cute

[fluid stone]

I WANT TO BE MIDA AGIEN

[crude forum]

LMAO sorry

[kindred vigil]

I had water on the phone

[dark hearth]

[stone grail]

Sniper from the very first marathon trailer

[orchid pond]

aren't the humas somewhere else? Tau Ceti is just remote control units, no?

[fluid stone]

I WANT TO BOMB BUILDINGS

[fluid stone]

purty

[kindred vigil]

ok bye

gum time

gym*

[stone grail]

Lie

[fluid stone]

IN A VIDEO GAME

[wooden roost]

yeah its nearly gym time for me

[maiden token]

nah neeyth is gym head now

[hidden warren]

You better start chewing

[scenic meteor]

you all stink

[maiden token]

stench huffer

[wooden roost]

ive been trying to get him to do this for months

[warm granite]

gum time helps prevent cavities so that is a very healthy habit keep it up

[kindred vigil]

Well now I have a gym nearby so 🙄

[hidden warren]

I bet you like that

[wooden roost]

yay i wuv you

so joyous

i love typing fast

joybait

[kindred vigil]

ok bye

[stone grail]

[scenic meteor]

sybau

[wooden roost]

i can really show off my fast typing

[inner saffron]

slow mode off uh oh

[fluid stone]

god i need to commit mass murder with a shotgun with a spider painted on my shirt

[maiden token]

w Neeyth looking after himself and not just doing the odd walk for an energy srink

[kindred vigil]

Bye tetra

Bye mustard

[wooden roost]

all that league shit talk wasnt for anything

[kindred vigil]

Bye scooby

[scenic meteor]

nobody wanna hear you type at all nerd

[orchid pond]

gonna wrap up. good night y'all

[fluid stone]

i miss slow mode tbh

[maiden token]

Bye Neeyth

bi Neeyth

[wooden roost]

hugs you tightly let it all out fella

[maiden token]

👀

[wooden roost]

its okay

[fluid stone]

someone bot the server so we git it back

[hushed totem]

Chat is turning into Yappingville!

[crude forum]

man now they just gotta turn on the gifs and it'll be like the corpo wars of april all over again

[wooden roost]

bi neeyth 👀

[stone grail]

Yap city USA

[fluid stone]

bi neeyth 🥵

[wooden roost]

hes not bi confimred

EW

[hushed totem]

LOL

[kindred vigil]

What did he say

[fluid stone]

i thought you where french

[scenic meteor]

wym confirmed

who confirmed

[wooden roost]

im not telling

[maiden token]

I wouldn't actually he's like 19

[wooden roost]

ill let him explain if he wants

[fluid stone]

he dousnt know

[crude forum]

dawg has one hand in the cradle

[gleaming bough]

[wooden roost]

actually idk why its cause hes said hes been with men and women and confirmed he dont like men

pretty sound logic imo

[fluid stone]

GIT THIS MF

MAKE HIM RED

[gleaming bough]

So much red

[wooden roost]

dont get ad boy

[maiden token]

damn Neeyth hates us

[wooden roost]

whole lotta red

[kindred vigil]

Yeah I. Was bi then after trying both I deceid I don't really like men

[inner saffron]

STOOOOP BRUH

[fluid stone]

MIDA IS DROWNING IN ARACHNE BLOOD LONG LIVE THE CYCLE

[hushed totem]

Aye I finally got my roles!!

[hidden warren]

you are done for

[ocean dagger]

Oi

[gleaming bough]

Get @weary prairie

[wooden roost]

ok

[weary prairie]

huh

[hushed totem]

Archane is what exactly

[maiden token]

I've never been with a man but there's some hot ones fr so would

[fluid stone]

death cult

[wooden roost]

murder cult

[maiden token]

like Scoob 🤤

[hushed totem]

I see

[fluid stone]

thats all we know for now they love killing in unique ways

[inner saffron]

WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH RED AS IT IS
PEOPLE DONT EVEN WANNA BE IN THE CULT

[wooden roost]

theres plenty of em out there

[crude forum]

THE DOG? 😨

[kindred vigil]

ok I gotta stop slacking and get off my phone

[maiden token]

@scenic meteor

[scenic dragon]

exactly. How you present humans are a good way to judge whether or not something is realistic or stylized, and because we can't actually see any real humans, we have no way of knowing. The other dude called marathon stylized, but what if it's just actually like that within the universe of Marathon. Maybe the status quo and general trend is to make everything simplistic and blocky

[hushed totem]

Ah its so nice being Redless ☺️

[fluid stone]

YOU DONT CHOOSE TO BE RAPTURED YOU ARE BLESSED

[scenic meteor]

I look like Chud lee im not no chad

[maiden token]

get ur gains twin you're gonna be so fine

[weary prairie]

@kindred vigil get me Kizuna Ai

[fluid stone]

they all died or are missing king we are here to find them

[dark hearth]

[wooden roost]

DIED

[fluid stone]

THE MARTON GODS GRACE US THIS WEEK we must be making them proud

[stone grail]

Where the chuds at

[maiden token]

I've never seen Scoob's face actually so I'm headcannon a dog with human hands in an office chair lowk

[fluid stone]

🥵

[gleaming bough]

[hidden warren]

oh oops didnt know that sht is glued on your profile

[hushed totem]

I wonder how Marathon would run on Linux

[gleaming bough]

I don't want to be red

[stone grail]

Crash

[hushed totem]

The performance would be amazing

[crude forum]

real and same

[maiden token]

iteration // 2

[hardy merlin]

Very red

[crude forum]

red is like the worst colour of all time

[hushed totem]

Proton has come a long way. Im sure the community will probably create a Proton GE for Marathon

[maiden token]

it's the anti cheat that will stop you king

[hidden warren]

[bitter canopy]

Real though

[dark hearth]

[hushed totem]

Sadge

Hopefully they support linux, I can’t stand windows

and its disgusting bloat

[crude forum]

thank u i fw u

[hushed totem]

F windows

[maiden token]

I swear we Literally just had this convo

[inner saffron]

THE BLOOD KING DOESN'T WANT THIS

WE DONT INDOCTRINATE OUR LIVESTOCK, WE CULL THEM

[weary prairie]

-# This message was transmitted from a / Arachne™ Terminal+, in a REDACTED LOCATION

[bitter canopy]

I fw you for that

[hushed totem]

im pretty sure Steam Deck users would love to play Marathon on their handheld.

[scenic meteor]

Maybe

[bitter canopy]

Im sure nobody really cares after the umpteenth time someone mentions it

[hushed totem]

Imagine playing Marathon in public and getting a win in like a bus or something lol

[maiden token]

I think ad boy is a :// ***stupid baby***

-# This message was transmitted from a / Arachne™ Terminal+, in a REDACTED LOCATION

[wooden roost]

be nice

[gleaming bough]

[scenic meteor]

mustard u da numba 1 hater no way u sayin be nice

[wooden roost]

man fuck you

KIDDING

[hushed totem]

lmao

[weary prairie]

We should kill them...
-# This message was transmitted from a / Arachne™ Terminal+, in a REDACTED LOCATION

[dark hearth]

[cyan bridge]

hey guys imback

[hushed totem]

hi back

[maiden token]

good luck getting the win on the shitty hotspot trying to choose between the 4 5G cell towers in your vicinity

[cyan bridge]

Hey oddjobs

[hushed totem]

Yes welcome to Oddjobs

[cyan bridge]

is there any yuri here

like the genre

oh my god is slowmode removed

[hushed totem]

No only strawberry milk and regrets

[cyan bridge]

holy cow

[maiden token]

alice is gonna start alice posting more

[cyan bridge]

is this an arachne thing

orrr

[maiden token]

nah just off

[hushed totem]

ok

[cyan bridge]

Thats so awesome

luv ya maramods

[warm granite]

if tim apple ever comes back hes going to be confused what happened with the red names lol

[cyan bridge]

oh yeah i like apples wbu

[maiden token]

Tim never coming back lowk

[dark hearth]

[cyan bridge]

wait what happened

[hushed totem]

red ones or green ones

[warm granite]

rip tim

[cyan bridge]

the purple ones

i think

[tropic creek]

Trueee !!! totally forgor about him

[hushed totem]

you devil fruit eater

[cyan bridge]

i dont watch one piece

[maiden token]

he got -7days because a mod thought 192.168.0.1 was personally identifiable info

[cyan bridge]

lowk i dont watch any anime

[scenic meteor]

thats gotta be a lie

[hushed totem]

You should give Gintama a try

As ur first anime

[cyan bridge]

i watched naruto as a lil jit

[dark hearth]

That would be awful

[hushed totem]

You won’t be disappointed

[cyan bridge]

the scott pilgrim anime in 2024

[warm granite]

cant fault a whole company for what a discord mod does but id be annoyed too i guess

[cyan bridge]

or was it 2025

[scenic meteor]

alice do u just scroll tiktok all day then and play roblox

[cyan bridge]

and mcc

and rdr2

a lil sprinkle of gta5

[hushed totem]

roblox beats Marathon and Arc Raiders 😎

[cyan bridge]

and youtube

and

[hushed totem]

yes

[cyan bridge]

shi ionknow

[kindred vigil]

GTA 5 RP😢

[vernal oxide]

guys will Marathon be aviable for Russian region?

[stone grail]

You play RDR2 ? Who’s your favorite gang member

[cyan bridge]

lowk

charles

[scenic meteor]

lenny

[dark hearth]

No but you can use a vpn

[maiden token]

girlie got adhd 10 maxed out stat

[stone grail]

Real one

[hushed totem]

do you guys think GTA6 will actually kill a lot of games?

[vernal oxide]

tapir bro

[kindred vigil]

no

Why would it

[stone grail]

Charles is also my fav, he’s such a bro to the end

[kindred vigil]

It would just overshadow releases on its month yea

[stone grail]

What happened to the gym

[cyan bridge]

im not ur girlie dont call me a girlie scum

[dark hearth]

Gta doesn't have any competition, there's nothing to kill

[maiden token]

tf you want me to call you? chud?
I'll call you chudlice

[kindred vigil]

I pop in like 1-2 mins then go back

[cyan bridge]

now thats better

[cyan bridge]

how do i make this into a negative comment

[maiden token]

sorry about before girlie

[hushed totem]

People are worried that GTA6 could be COD’s downfall when it comes to player numbers and sales. But it could affect other games too. Personally, I don’t know how it will go down. I stick with old games and sometimes play new ones.

[cyan bridge]

youre getting deskinned

[stone grail]

Cod and gta aren’t competing

[cyan bridge]

boomers thinking gen z was trying to cancel eminem

[stone grail]

Eminem canceled himself

[cyan bridge]

that was golden

[hushed totem]

The last cod I played was bo4

[maiden token]

who actually gaf about eminem like after 2010?

[cyan bridge]

we're going up up up☺️

[stone grail]

Eminem

[hushed totem]

Marathon looks promising very promising

[cyan bridge]

absolute truke

[maiden token]

narcisism

[gleaming bough]

Can i be green pls

[remote warren]

yes im ready to try it

[cyan bridge]

nah

[dark hearth]

They kinda tasty, I don't like the peanut butter ones

[maiden token]

-1

[stone grail]

Not even joking, remember his shit freestyle or whatever where bro deadass said «  bitch I wrote Stan »

[gleaming bough]

It feels weird and @weary prairie can stay red

[maiden token]

I still laughed tho

[dark hearth]

/0

[cyan bridge]

youre bound to be arachne

[weary prairie]

[stone grail]

Bro realised he peaked at Stan himself and that he’s only been worse since then

[summer owl]

Sekiguchi why are you red?

[cyan bridge]

yo stfu

chud

[maiden token]

yo biggest checkmate of 2026

[gleaming bough]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[cyan bridge]

recruit more members

[dark hearth]

The good part of that song wasn't even him it was that other chick

[weary prairie]

We have a deal

[cyan bridge]

make kuraishi red sekgen

[summer owl]

Evil Seliguchi?

[scenic dragon]

sekiguchi lead shell destroyer more like

[maiden token]

last I heard about him was rapgod cos people used to try do the fast part in the PE locker rooms in highschool and then nothing else

[vernal oxide]

spht will be a boss or sth else?

[dark hearth]

[summer owl]

[cyan bridge]

bro just typing shit

[weary prairie]

Sekiguchi Beheaded Shell Designer

[cyan bridge]

forsaken reference

[weary prairie]

[stone grail]

Eminem going VENOM VENOM VENOM GOTTA GET EM VNOM and thinks hes cooking

[vernal oxide]

ik cuz ahve seen that mf in trailers more than one time

[cyan bridge]

seliguchi is sekgens evil twin

[cyan bridge]

what the fuck are you even talking about

[summer owl]

Seliguchi

[cyan bridge]

sekigucci

[gleaming bough]

It's cold

[weary prairie]

freeze

[hushed totem]

In Marathon, the devs should add something like those murderous axe-wielding robots that Battlefield 2042 had, but of course, the devs should make it unique to how they like it.

[cyan bridge]

didnt know u like roblox args

[gleaming bough]

👤

[kindred vigil]

🪿

[maiden token]

yo mods put slowmode back on my unc brain cant keep up

[cyan bridge]

[warm granite]

Which runner shell would be the best to equip if you were eating Mexican food

[cyan bridge]

"unc brain"

[stone grail]

Wait slow mode gone

[summer owl]

John Traxus

[gleaming bough]

Destroyer/locus

[cyan bridge]

since 20 minutes ago

[maiden token]

chud brain
be quiet alice

[scenic meteor]

thats how i feel grandpa

[cyan bridge]

dont talk to me teletubby

[acoustic edge]

Can someone please stab me? Thank you

[maiden token]

which one am I tho this is important

[scenic meteor]

the green chud one

[cyan bridge]

youre the blade of grass in the bg

[dark hearth]

The sun baby

[maiden token]

Scoob fuck you

[gleaming bough]

The red feels like Venom peter parker type beat. I DONT WANT IT

[cyan bridge]

become nucaloric

[maiden token]

photosynthesis or whatever

[gleaming bough]

Death

[maiden token]

you're the fuck ass sun baby

[stone grail]

Chud raiders

[scenic meteor]

I’m the cool purple tubby

[hushed totem]

Red color names are supporters of Gorlock The Destroyer

[maiden token]

I was gonna say ur tinky winky before you called me dipsy fr

now you the hoover

[dark hearth]

What did the the teletubbies eat? That pink lard shit

[stone grail]

He called you dipsy????

[vernal oxide]

marathon would be goty 26

[stone grail]

Isn’t he the green alien in finals tho , he’s dipsy

[maiden token]

@stone grail

rev is Po

[stable lark]

#📚marathon-lore-discussion

[stone grail]

Why am i the kid who can barely speak

Actually nvm

[maiden token]

french

[stone grail]

Teletubbies is wild btw when you rewatch it when older

[dreamy forge]

what is my place?

[maiden token]

did yall know the actress that played po now does lebanon spawn?

[stone grail]

What

[dreamy forge]

I am but a passing breeze

[obsidian plover]

Yawn

[obsidian plover]

A fart If you will

[dreamy forge]

not worth the air that I occupy

[maiden token]

that might be a complete lie fr it was a rumour I heard in highschool and I'm a gullible goober

[dreamy forge]

unworthy

[undone flicker]

Gup

[obsidian plover]

Gupp videos?

[tropic creek]

[gleaming bough]

[stone grail]

Kill Bill

[maiden token]

wait no I found it but it's a half truth it was one scene in a tv series

[stone grail]

lmao what

[tropic creek]

What the fork is happening

[hushed totem]

yappington is happening

[tropic creek]

Yapptastic

[hushed totem]

yapnomenal

[obsidian plover]

911, what’s your emergency?

[tropic creek]

I've fallen and I can't get uuuup

[gleaming bough]

[obsidian plover]

On the way

[tropic creek]

Have a nice journey

[obsidian plover]

⏲️

[heady thicket]

tubby custard

[obsidian plover]

Remember the meme where people said the tubby custard machine is how hotdogs were made?

[cyan bridge]

on some slendytubbies shit

[stone grail]

Would you drink it tho

[charred snow]

Tubby Custard vs Runner Blue Goo. Which one is more delicious?

[dark hearth]

That was it

[civic acorn]

[trim summit]

[gleaming bough]

RELEASE ME FROM THIS PARASITE KNOW AS

[wooden roost]

@scenic meteor I'm at the gym 🖕

[cyan bridge]

bloke

im crine

bloke

[wooden roost]

Who let the old timer in

[cyan bridge]

im crine

bloke im crine

[wooden roost]

Alice u did this to me

[cyan bridge]

IT WAS SCOOBY FYM?

DON'T PUT THIS ON ME

im just a red lil jit blud

[unborn kettle]

🤮

[wooden roost]

That's me when I see you

Dude is 49 on here

Uncccc

[unborn kettle]

Found the minor

[wooden roost]

I'm on the bike old timer u wish your knees could move like this

[unborn kettle]

Jail them

[unborn kettle]

Your legs dont work you use a bike? 😂

[wooden roost]

I usually treadmill but I'm going alone today

So Imma be on my fine

Fone

@agile mason old man's being mean to me help

[unborn kettle]

I do 15 incline every post work out

[wooden roost]

Cap

[kindred vigil]

On yo window fone 📱

[wooden roost]

Neeyth r u Jim rn

[kindred vigil]

yes I'm still there

[wooden roost]

Beast

[unborn kettle]

Not at all

[hushed totem]

Can’t believe this game is 2 months away from release

[agile mason]

whats goign on

[hushed totem]

Absolute Cinema

[wooden roost]

UNC when I get back 1v1 howling abyss u and me to the death

I'm gonna get my get back

[unborn kettle]

Gonna be hard on your 300 ping

[wooden roost]

Pancakes being an old grouch

[clear fjord]

Will Marathon be cross-save and cross-play like Destiny 2 at launch?

[wooden roost]

Nope I'm at college I got bis wifi

[kindred vigil]

He has good wi-fi now 😢

[wooden roost]

You're done for

[agile mason]

gotta show him on howling abyss

[kindred vigil]

Yes

[unborn kettle]

Also who plays LoL anymore?

[wooden roost]

He's never seen a aramer like me

[wooden roost]

You bro I know u def do

[kindred vigil]

It was one of the first things they showed on the website in 2023 in big letters saying it was cross play and cross save

[wooden roost]

And I do cause I got pals that do

[unborn kettle]

Op.gg me and see the 1 game played on new season day

[wooden roost]

Sounds like you're ducking ?

Uncs scared

[kindred vigil]

🦆

[unborn kettle]

Nah I'd still gap

[wooden roost]

More like cap

Pake do u fw mj

[unborn kettle]

Even went 11/4/11 first game back in months

[kindred vigil]

is that death kill assist

[unborn kettle]

Also Michael Jackson or jordan?

[wooden roost]

Musta been a Scooby lobby

[wooden roost]

Jackson

[unborn kettle]

Not really

[kindred vigil]

or kill death assist

[wooden roost]

Y cause of his music or cause of his extracurriculars

[unborn kettle]

I dont like a lot of pop music in general

[wooden roost]

Pake can u swap with your wife shes goated judging on her music taste

[unborn kettle]

She enjoys way more pop styled stuff

[kindred vigil]

this bro has a wife wtf

[wooden roost]

Everytime I see something cool you've listened to you're always like thats my wife

[wooden roost]

He's like 86

[hushed totem]

is Marathon using Unreal Engine 5?

[kindred vigil]

I know he's old asl

[kindred vigil]

No tiger engine

[hushed totem]

Hopefully it won’t be as heavy as Arc Raiders

[kindred vigil]

It's the same as d2

[wooden roost]

16 bit uncs dementia finally got him

[unborn kettle]

The only time I use Spotify is gym, store alone, or MOBA

[hushed totem]

Very nice

[wooden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/gmail-pibble-hotmail-happy-dog-puppy-gif-10031987367771077268

Aww man

[kindred vigil]

Spotify at the store wtf

[wooden roost]

At that liqa sto gettin crunk

[scenic meteor]

who using spotify at da store

[wooden roost]

Pakes old ass

[unborn kettle]

Me when I dont want to talk to people so I wear headphones?

[wooden roost]

Das next level Brain rot lwk

[scenic meteor]

not even old people do that tho thats some zoomer tech

[wooden roost]

Live in society bruh

[wooden roost]

Fr that's tiktok 1 airpod in tech

[unborn kettle]

😌 🔫

[dark hearth]

[wooden roost]

Bye unc

[kindred vigil]

I don't think ppl talk to randoms that much in stores do u live in friendlyville

[dark hearth]

I talk to employees that's about it

[scenic meteor]

bro lives in greenland

[dark hearth]

No one talks to anyone anymore

[unborn kettle]

I also dont want to hear annoying children either

[kindred vigil]

old ppl mang

u must live in Scooby ville for ppl to talk to u like that

[unborn kettle]

Ive been doing these things since I was 20 🤦‍♂️

[restive skiff]

If I hear any children I will actively be shooting to kill every time

[unborn kettle]

I like this person

[kindred vigil]

is it THAT serious

[scenic meteor]

its not THAT deep

[restive skiff]

It is THAT funny

[wooden roost]

Has Spotify existed for 30 years bri

[kindred vigil]

he's THAT funny...

[unborn kettle]

Ive had the same Spotify account since I was 17

[kindred vigil]

Wtf Spotify released 2008 old ass service

[wooden roost]

Cap Spotify hasn't existed for 40 years

That's kinda baller thonfr

[dark hearth]

I just download music

[wooden roost]

U prolly got the best taste profile cause it's so curated

[wet herald]

Ive had Spotify since I was 17. I am now 30

[wooden roost]

Dude my butt is getting numb Brandon help

[hushed totem]

Socializing in NYC is like talking to a tree lmao

[unborn kettle]

Welcome to the club

[wooden roost]

Scooby I'm on da gym bike and it's numb it's been only 15 mins

[unborn kettle]

This is why the bike sucks

[agile mason]

🥞

[restive skiff]

Woah woah woah. I thought the conversation about children was Marathon.

[wooden roost]

Yeah I haven't bikes forever so I forgor bout this

Lmao

Bro thinks we talk marathon in here

[wet herald]

Gimme 30 miles

[kindred vigil]

No

[dark hearth]

I run a marathon about once a year

[wet herald]

I love biking , I do 30 miles everyday

[unborn kettle]

Just do 15 min bike then go walk a store for 15

[dark hearth]

[kindred vigil]

we got cyclist in chat 😨

[dark hearth]

Probably rides a bicycle on roads

[warm granite]

Cycling is cool I used to race crits

[restive skiff]

Now bikers, THAT'S shoot on site. I am sorry but you guys are annoying!

[wet herald]

They got mustard

RIP

[dark hearth]

Relish where it's at

[wet herald]

He used the abbreviation for kilometers and they nuked him

[unborn kettle]

He slipped and the bike seat went in pray for charlie 😔

[gleaming bough]

[wet herald]

No way man

[kindred vigil]

They should have a uesc bot that tells u who got slimed out.. 🧠

[spice bough]

poo peter

[brittle dove]

bikes are kind of just wheelslop, like at that point drive a car

[scenic meteor]

mustard got a 24hr?

[kindred vigil]

1hr

[scenic meteor]

damn

[kindred vigil]

I'm surprised mods aren't uesc themed now I think Abt it

But I think ninja has halo 3 era lore...

[scenic meteor]

maybe idk

ask the halo guy

[kindred vigil]

He's banned 😠

[scenic meteor]

you can dm him

[gleaming bough]

[weary prairie]

something happened here

[scenic meteor]

me n who

[agile mason]

us 🙄

[stone grail]

gg no heal

[scenic meteor]

brandon for the streets

[dark hearth]

[kindred vigil]

Did I get tagged 😨❔

[stone grail]

you want to be tagged?

[scenic meteor]

rev go to bed its 3am for you there

[stone grail]

2:40

[scenic meteor]

close enough

[stone grail]

[obsidian plover]

WHO COOKED HERE???

[obsidian plover]

Brandoon

[scenic meteor]

Or hop on league I need a duo

[kindred vigil]

I swear vega tagged me

[obsidian plover]

[scenic meteor]

U seeing things twin

[kindred vigil]

🥀 woman In The wall type shi

don't ever let me type "type beat" omg

[scenic meteor]

warframe ref?

[kindred vigil]

yes scoob

[gleaming bough]

[agile mason]

bruhhhhh

[wooden roost]

I'm alive

[agile mason]

yooo

[wooden roost]

Still on the vike

30 mins in

[wooden roost]

Type beat was the precursor to type shit icl

[kindred vigil]

true...

[wooden roost]

Time to walk home and eat a fackin burgahs thank you mod for untiming me oit

Neeyth r u at Jim still

[stoic pivot]

who is jim

[wooden roost]

Ya ratha

[stoic pivot]

did they get rid of slow mode in gen chat

finally

it made me sad

[wooden roost]

@kindred vigil HEY r u at the gym still

[scenic meteor]

they got rid of slowmode they unmuted mustard they gave us gif perms in arachne 👀 why they being so generous rn

[wooden roost]

Hit 30 kmh I'm the goat

[obsidian plover]

Hmmmmm

[wooden roost]

Reward us for our loyalty

[obsidian plover]

Gearing up for interesting times

[wooden roost]

Scooby all that's left is u hitting gym

[obsidian plover]

[scenic meteor]

im not dedicated enough to become sett irl

[kindred vigil]

I'm doing triceps and I wanna cry fr it's so sore but I gotta go through the pain to grow 🪴

[wooden roost]

Yes bro well all make it brah

[wooden roost]

Push bro you'll be huge soon

[full gazelle]

liar

[obsidian plover]

Who posted that anime

[wooden roost]

Vega

[obsidian plover]

Ik

[full gazelle]

yas mustard

[wooden roost]

Why r u fhire what does that mean

[obsidian plover]

[scenic meteor]

for hire

[wooden roost]

Oh

What r ur services

[full gazelle]

of many kinds mustard =w=

[obsidian plover]

We’re going to cop a mute

[wooden roost]

Can u do my laundry

[obsidian plover]

[wooden roost]

And slime octaire

[full gazelle]

uh, well generally I do mercenary work

[kindred vigil]

Vega if your for fire

[obsidian plover]

You’re going to cop a mute again

[scenic meteor]

and do my laundry aswell

[full gazelle]

well I could do that

[obsidian plover]

Neeyth how dare you

[coarse egret]

Friday, January 16, 2026 8:47 PM
imagine if yall dropped a good game before arc raiders.... 500 million was up for grabs lol

[kindred vigil]

Making the woman do laundry #noticing

[wooden roost]

Ok but I really don't wanna do laundry

[obsidian plover]

HOW DARE YOU

[wooden roost]

Is rather laundry over assassination lwk

[full gazelle]

uh, I mean I guess I could

[wooden roost]

What's yo prices

[coarse egret]

selling arc raiders blueprints hmu

[obsidian plover]

Fr it takes like five min. Ask for a hundred bucks.

[kindred vigil]

guitar remixes r keeping me alive

[wooden roost]

Ew

[obsidian plover]

Not going to fly here

[full gazelle]

well usually charge for merc work so idk

[scenic meteor]

free.99

[obsidian plover]

Ew

Yawn

[wooden roost]

If ur like a cyberpunk Merc u do anything

[full gazelle]

well 5 min in tau ceti different then 5 min in the laundry room >:c

[kindred vigil]

I get it it's corny but like

[wooden roost]

And just usually not good

[full gazelle]

annythin =w=

[kindred vigil]

I was born on the cob to become a prime rib type shi

[stoic pivot]

what does that mean

[full gazelle]

lmao wtf

[kindred vigil]

stop acting dense boy

[wooden roost]

Sense boy is mad

[full gazelle]

neeyth corn fed

[wooden roost]

Dude boys don't cry by the cure might be peakables

[full gazelle]

oki brb

[kindred vigil]

I might tap in rq

[wooden roost]

Yuh

[kindred vigil]

ok I like the sound but I'll listen out the gym I ain't tryna relax

[wooden roost]

Crazy they were singing bout this and slurs were just common place at the same time like this was barely after MLK bro

Giats fr

[scenic meteor]

giats?

[wooden roost]

Ok bye I'm gonna go home and buy a burgah

Fudge u scoob

Goats

[kindred vigil]

overwatch goats meta 😨

[wooden roost]

Guys my legs hurt so bad

Wish I wasn't a boy I wanna cry

[stoic pivot]

what

[wooden roost]

Boys don't cry

[kindred vigil]

true

[bitter canopy]

Nah, (some) guitar remixes go crazy

[subtle storm]

The Arachnlings are back

[vapid crypt]

Never left :3

[willow schooner]

Woah, everyone's names are red. What happened?

[kindred vigil]

infection halo round

[willow schooner]

Ah

Makes sense.

[golden niche]

SIVA's back and more red then ever

[vital cargo]

ENTITY

[gleaming bough]

[vapid crypt]

[vital cargo]

червоний

[bitter canopy]

[vital cargo]

is connect to nodal system?

[scenic meteor]

men dont cry u a lil boy tho

[stoic pivot]

I've seen you cry

[kindred vigil]

Have u

[wooden roost]

bro im bigger than u wdym

[kindred vigil]

I'm finally getting out the jim 🪴

[stoic pivot]

yeah he was dumping vats of onion juice into his eyes on a bet

[wooden roost]

im in my drom with a brugah

[stoic pivot]

he did not stop crying for 17 days

[kindred vigil]

I have gain +3 gym stats (like persona 5 Royale !!!)

[wooden roost]

neeyth what did u hit

[gleaming bough]

Its cold

[worn knoll]

When your measuring contest is over, recall class is in just over 30 minutes now, so please do catch up on the reading if necessary.

[wooden roost]

im the biggest fella ehre 💪

[vital cargo]

аналоговий

[worn knoll]

I'm sure you are, mustard. I see arachne got you too?

[wooden roost]

sadly yeah

[kindred vigil]

Mainly arms and triceps

I did some abs

Next day is cardio tho

[wooden roost]

i hit like arms and then legs and 40 mins of cardio and walked back to da dorm 😨

[kindred vigil]

ur better than. Me

[scenic meteor]

thats why the lil guy always wins in fiction nerd

[wooden roost]

good this this isnt fiction

[bitter canopy]

Leg day today 🗣️

[wooden roost]

no ones better than anyone in the gym were all growing and getting better

[kindred vigil]

I also did football training with brother if that counts

[wooden roost]

leave yo ego at the do and get fucking YOLKED full fucking SHREDDED and HUGE

[wooden roost]

yes ofc that counts bro what

[vital cargo]

Apollo-11 Guidance System.

[wooden roost]

thats crazy cardio

[kindred vigil]

true #jotcorw

[worn knoll]

A tale going back to the bible and well before. The long-standing stories of man, when traced back far enough, are never wholly lies. I would be wary, goliath. You don't know what that idiot is capable of. I mean, neither do I, but you certainly don't either.

[kindred vigil]

Yeah my legs hurt 🥀

[bitter canopy]

Did more than a set of 6, that's cardio enough 💀

[wooden roost]

omg

all i did for legs was 165x10 for 4 sets and then biked for 40 mins

[vital cargo]

Apollo-11 Guidance System.

[jovial raft]

when do you all think pre orders will be i was expecting them by now

[bitter canopy]

That's gonna be a no from me chief, 6 or less reps take it or leave it 😂

[wooden roost]

bro more reps makes you fucking HUGE and feels great when u get that soreness and then end the set and mess with yo spotify queue

[bitter canopy]

I did do AMRAP deadlift though

[bitter canopy]

I do eccentric for anything less, but I train for powerlifting haha

[wooden roost]

damnnnnnnn

big fella coming through

[worn knoll]

You can tell my rest revitalized me, I'm speaking like a fictional robot again.

[wooden roost]

i train to be big

[vital cargo]

Nekoma, ND. SRMSC.

[bitter canopy]

Damn straight, lbs or kg?

[wooden roost]

wdym i measure im lbs

[bitter canopy]

I was wondering if 160 kg or lbs

[kindred vigil]

The dude at KFC just did a 6-7 joke I'm 🥀

[wooden roost]

damn bro how big do u think i am

[kindred vigil]

6'3 300lbs

[wooden roost]

6'2 220

[bitter canopy]

Lmaooo

[wooden roost]

300lbs is kinda diss lwk

[full gazelle]

mustard what the fuck you're 7inches taller than me

[gleaming bough]

[wooden roost]

haha

itty bitty vega

[full gazelle]

:(

[worn knoll]

Wow I'm taller than Mustard awesome

[bitter canopy]

6' 280 💀

[wooden roost]

how tall

[worn knoll]

If I just gave away data like that for free, MIDA would've booted me years ago

[wooden roost]

DAMN bro youre fucking YOLKED man what the hell

[worn knoll]

just...taller. by some amount.

[wooden roost]

r u taller than 6'7

[worn knoll]

what is this, 20 questions?

[cold owl]

where are the clips from the youtube shorts from where they're playing and get into situations, is it just staged or are they playing in internal beta type of thing

[wooden roost]

tallest here ever was 6'7

[worn knoll]

footage from the december and october closed tests

[worn knoll]

Ah. Then no, I am not the tallest here.

[bitter canopy]

Yeah I'm trying to get 260, I'm cutting slowly to still focus on strength

[wooden roost]

shes not here anymore so maybe you are

[vital cargo]

Nekoma, ND. SRMSC.

[wooden roost]

liaison 😢

[cold owl]

maybe i had bad settings on but it didint look like that for me then

anyways hyped to play

[wooden roost]

i used to be 260 at my heaviest and ive unknowingly dropped 40 pounds cause i was too scared to check my progress

[kindred vigil]

Who else 6'8 and owns 5 cars

[wooden roost]

only you and brandon

[full gazelle]

neeyth is 6'8??????

[wooden roost]

yeah

[full gazelle]

what the fuck

[worn knoll]

and owns 5 cars

[wooden roost]

yeah crazy lore

[bitter canopy]

good shit man!

[wooden roost]

also owns 5 cars as well

[wooden roost]

thanks big dawg

[bitter canopy]

hell yeah

[full gazelle]

im fuckin 5'7...

[worn knoll]

short ass

[full gazelle]

:c

[wooden roost]

hahahahahahahah 😂 just squidding youre still goated

sometimes i yearn to be small

[full gazelle]

c: 🖤

[kindred vigil]

I'm actually 5'8 MB I'm lying

I DO own 5 cars tho ✌️

[wooden roost]

bro folded under zero pressure

[bitter canopy]

what you got

[full gazelle]

I might he the shortest in chat rn I gotta go

I gotta go

[kindred vigil]

I don't like lying too long

[wooden roost]

no youre not dw

[worn knoll]

(I would kill to be that height I don't like being tall for myriad reasons)

[kindred vigil]

unless ur someone I don't LIKE 😠

[wooden roost]

dont like chief keef

[worn knoll]

that tracks with the dumb as rocks thing, smart people don't buy 5 cars

[bitter canopy]

ay we saw that

[worn knoll]

sorry that one's maybe too mean

[wooden roost]

saw what

[kindred vigil]

Lambo av, rolls Royce, Porsche macan, Lincoln Corsair premier, anddd a Toyota Corolla (daily driver)

[wooden roost]

rich people do

[full gazelle]

real shit mustard

[worn knoll]

rich people who buy 5 cars aren't smart

[wooden roost]

and when i take my shirt off in my dorm bathroom i punch the light and am scared ill break it one day

[kindred vigil]

assets cro

[worn knoll]

unless they're collectors but then 5 is a tiny count

[wooden roost]

who cares bro hes richer than you

#jealous

[worn knoll]

That trax

[full gazelle]

🥀

brb

[worn knoll]

that's a clever pun someone better appreciate it

[vital cargo]

Nekoma, ND. SRMSC.

[wooden roost]

us

[worn knoll]

yes that's the pun

[bitter canopy]

I fw it, im not sure if youre being real or not, but im too tired to care

[wooden roost]

sus

[worn knoll]

it tracks bc you're traxus so it trax

[wooden roost]

hes lying lol

neeyth dont even got wifi bro 🥀

[bitter canopy]

lmao

[kindred vigil]

yeah I'm a broke not a bum tho

[gleaming bough]

[wooden roost]

bums a mentality that no one has forever

its only temporary

[bitter canopy]

im on 2 rn lol

[dark hearth]

What's uesc stand for

[bitter canopy]

u eat space crap

[wooden roost]

@worn knoll we need you

[worn knoll]

MIDA would tell you that it stands for UNWANTED ENEMIES SUCCUMB CERTAINLY or something.

But what it really stands for is United Earth Space Council

[wooden roost]

boringggg

[kindred vigil]

What about unsc

[dark hearth]

So unsc

[wooden roost]

UNITED NATIONS SPACE COMMAND 🫡 GRAHGHHH

[kindred vigil]

wb oni

[wooden roost]

office of naval intelligence

[worn knoll]

yes, UNSC was a hastily renamed UESC bc the whole plot for halo was written before microsoft said "this can't be a marathon game btw"

[dark hearth]

Office of naval intelligence

[wooden roost]

boundless america doesnt even exist in halo

[kindred vigil]

wb traxus (halo version)

[wooden roost]

just constrcution

[dark hearth]

ONI is goated

[wooden roost]

man FAH oni

[bitter canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/chevy-camaro-gif-10004566

[dark hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo3-halo3odst-oni-alpha-site-odst-gif-25210383

[bitter canopy]

Raaaaah

[worn knoll]

the Marathon ONI stands for onboard navigational intelligence

[wooden roost]

blitzbot do u fw halo

[bitter canopy]

halo so based

[worn knoll]

only CE because it's a marathon game, from 2 onward they broke off from it. I haven't played anything but CE and some reach and infinite multiplayer for friends. CE is very good.

[wooden roost]

play odst its goated

[dark hearth]

3 is such a classic

[worn knoll]

I've heard

I'll probably play 2 and 3 sometime

[bitter canopy]

h2 babeeee

[worn knoll]

but rn I'm doing replays of the marathon games and CE so I'm busy

[dark hearth]

And odst is worth playing standalone anytime

[wooden roost]

3 is overrated as helllll 2 is fun story wise

[dark hearth]

3 is best imo

But you can't go wrong with halo

[full gazelle]

maybe if I stretched enough I'll reach 6 feet
\ 'o' /

[kindred vigil]

What does odst stand for

[wooden roost]

bonesmash and looks max

[dark hearth]

Orbital drop shock troopers

[wooden roost]

ORBITAL DROP SHOCK TROOPERS GRAHHHHHHHH TROOPERS IN THE TUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how i yearn to be an odst

[full gazelle]

looksmaxxin for me is gettin shorter lol

[worn knoll]

for the record I haven't played Destiny either, or Myth, or anything bungie other than PiD, Marathon 1, 2, ∞, and 4 (halo CE)

[vital cargo]

Gaming

[worn knoll]

I am a marathon fan

[dark hearth]

Pid?

[wooden roost]

r u who i think you are

[worn knoll]

Pathways Into Darkness, the dungeon crawler that came before marathon that was kinda sorta a prequel

[vital cargo]

Query?

[wooden roost]

yeah woh r u

[vital cargo]

Null.

[worn knoll]

thank god for helldivers

[wooden roost]

no this sint who i think it is

[worn knoll]

he's doing a bit or something I'm not rly into it

[dark hearth]

I've never played marathon just seen the references in halo often

[vital cargo]

I yearn for the mines

[wooden roost]

not even close to odst stuff

[kindred vigil]

What would be close then

[dark hearth]

I played Destiny1 and completed everything had like 3k hours

[worn knoll]

Oh IDK I've just heard like 30,000 halo fans say it's an ODST game with the serial numbers filed off

[wooden roost]

maybe like halo 3 odst

[dark hearth]

No not really close

[worn knoll]

The typical player, they weren't that popular and they were only on Mac

[wooden roost]

odsts dont really do stuff like that and if they do theres thousands of them

[vital cargo]

I apologise

[wooden roost]

thye only call it an odst game cause u drop into and planet and be cool

[dark hearth]

Yea that's only similarity

[wooden roost]

odsts are more like behind enemy lines infiltration not wide scale attack

[vital cargo]

I like Marathon

[wooden roost]

what else do u like

[worn knoll]

you're forgiven, strange null guy naming random US military projects

[vital cargo]

I also like bunker

[dark hearth]

ODST are more like spec ops
Helldivers are zerg rushes

[vital cargo]

Bunger king

[dark hearth]

Waffle House is where it's at

[wooden roost]

but odsts do get up to helldiver antics they just arent like worthless and so they send in tonnes of em like on alpha halo or on reach to support chief in shadows of reach

they drop like 100 spartans and 3000 odsts to help fight the banisedh on reach

[dark hearth]

[wooden roost]

shout out the bacon king

[gleaming bough]

[kindred vigil]

I should've got extra crispy

[dark hearth]

[wooden roost]

neeyth do u get matos on ya burgh

[kindred vigil]

yea

[wooden roost]

yuck

[vital cargo]

Do your eyes burn when you look into the void?

[wooden roost]

no

[worn knoll]

My personal pizza hut pizza will be here by the top of the hour, and then book time with blitz will begin. I will call attendance then.

[vital cargo]

Or do you simply enjoy the burger

[kindred vigil]

I usually eat the vegetables separate then the burger

[wooden roost]

burger

[wooden roost]

wtf

bros never beating the tism allegations

[dark hearth]

Everything can be a salad

[wooden roost]

give me a head of lettuce on my burger idga FUCK load that mf up

[dark hearth]

Salad is the best way to eat food

[worn knoll]

the only reason to ever do that is sensory stuff otherwise they only stand to enhance the experience so I can't even say that's mean

[kindred vigil]

Dudeer I just eat the least tasty stuff first then the burger soi can enjoy without wast

[wooden roost]

least tasty stuff is tasty on bruga

ugh

#fakeeater

[runic vapor]

Fellow runners, how do we get the Arachne role 🤩🙌🏼

[wooden roost]

gotta get someone to do /arachne and give it to u

[vital cargo]

I posted art

For an oc

[kindred vigil]

It's weird cuz I'll eat a salad with all of that on it but I won't eat it in a burger together

[wooden roost]

rando spawns in and drops heat goated

[junior timber]

how to get alpha beta whatever it is

on p5

[wooden roost]

cant open beta in march tho

[junior timber]

bet ty ty

[wooden roost]

dw trife god

i gotchu

[junior timber]

ill be back in march 🙂‍↕️

[wooden roost]

see you then

[runic vapor]

Someone Arachne me 👌👈

[wooden roost]

i wish i could

[kindred vigil]

I'm a gorilla in the coupe

I don't like the swear

[obsidian plover]

Wild lol

[obsidian plover]

Hello???

[wooden roost]

IM A GORILLA IN THE FUCKING COUPE FINNA PULL UP TO THE ZOO

[obsidian plover]

I’m 💀

[kindred vigil]

I can't say the rest

[obsidian plover]

But you can be the best

[worn knoll]

The long awaited second-and-a-half class of Marathon 101 begins soon. I will begin with attendance. If your name is called, reply "Present" and nothing more. Otherwise I shall be sure to catch you up elsewhere.
@scenic meteor
@fluid stone
@kindred vigil
All others who wish to attend are welcome, but these 3 most need informing, so I wish to ensure their presence.

Yes, slowly re-writing the entire lore of marathon is the only way I can get any of them to maybe learn a bit about it

[scenic meteor]

I called in sick ahead of time

[worn knoll]

And yet you are here

Strange for one to call out and arrive anyway

[stoic pivot]

scooby is morally obligated to attend class

[kindred vigil]

I'ma be late by 30 mins

[stoic pivot]

F

[worn knoll]

and bno appears offline. wonderful. well, you may all catch up by following the thread, as I will begin nevertheless

[scenic meteor]

your beginning now..

[stoic pivot]

scooby is still here

[scenic meteor]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G8rCYBKbMAIF9fO.gif

[stoic pivot]

failed embed laugh at this user

[trim summit]

😂 🫵

[high cave]

got the 'escape will make me god' shirt today. too hot to wear it tho 80% humidity 33c wtf man

[scenic meteor]

33c in January where are u hell

[high cave]

aus

[scenic meteor]

the upside down 🥀

[inland hatch]

celsius? i thought u were american.

[scenic meteor]

i am

[inland hatch]

traitor.

[runic vapor]

I feel you its 32c here

[scenic meteor]

its currently 0c here

Blitz is writing the lore books 🥀

[worn knoll]

you had all day to prepare

[weary prairie]

[gleaming bough]

[scenic meteor]

woah woah woah we never learned about Leela where did she come from

this is new material

i didnt sign up for this

[worn knoll]

damn, I forgot to reply

If you'll recall where we left off last, the UESC Marathon's command AI, Leela, had recalled one of the 10 battleroids secretly stashed on the Marathon. She did this in hopes to convince it to save the ship from alien attackers, known as the Pfhor, and their legions of enslaved soldiers.

Luckily, the battleroid, Mjolnir Recon 54, was accustomed to taking orders, and willingly cooperated with Leela's commands. Every computer system on the marathon was being attacked by the Pfhor's S'pht Slaves, using their cybernetic powers to infiltrate the foreign code without effort, and Leela sent Recon 54 to try and terminate them via teleporter.

In the meantime, she contacted the colonists on Tau Ceti IV, the planet the Marathon had been sent to colonize, and amidst their panicked distress messages, gathered that communications had been disabled, the spaceport destroyed with low-yield nuclear weapons (proving the Pfhor to be nuclear-capable), and that the Pfhor's attacks on the colony were less aggressive than theirs on the Marathon.

The Marathon had something they wanted.

[worn knoll]

literally the last message last night, freshest in your mind

[scenic meteor]

i forgot the ship had a ai captain

[warm galleon]

why are you roleplaying

[worn knoll]

I'm dictating the entire lore of marathon to these fools who know it not

[scenic meteor]

this is marathon lore gang this isnt roleplay

[obsidian plover]

Rest up

[worn knoll]

you may follow the thread up if you wish to read the compendium

[obsidian plover]

I’m sure it is for some

[warm galleon]

why are you talking all mysterious too

[worn knoll]

this is just how I talk, I see you're not from around here?

[obsidian plover]

@warm galleon why are you mysteriously mysterious

[warm galleon]

“these fools who know it not” with my wizard hat on

[worn knoll]

no fr

[scenic meteor]

That’s just casual talk

[warm galleon]

because of my tragic backstory

[obsidian plover]

Go ahead

[worn knoll]

type shit

[warm galleon]

you FOOLS know it not

[gleaming bough]

Cold... its cold

[warm galleon]

it all started… when i was born

[worn knoll]

seki head shell designer, however, is roleplaying

and does frequently roleplay

as does much of this chat

[gleaming bough]

Not all the time

[worn knoll]

so you're not off the hook for witnessing roleplay

[scenic meteor]

What planet did leela contact