🗣marathon-general-chat

[weak oyster]

Of all the teams you could pick

[wooden cosmos]

bro is Zach edey 😭 ✌️

[dreamy warren]

#traintillfailure

[ember warren]

oof that is tragic, well at least you did something at one point

[kindred vigil]

Is Alabama jets real I just said some bs

[long nexus]

A robot that does plumbing and confined space type trades would have to be portable you can’t work under a kitchen sink by uninstalling it and bringing it to somewhere else. Same goes with any boiler maker or pipe fitter in the industrial sector.

[ember warren]

nope ✌️

[dreamy warren]

Why not compress your spine so you're down to like 6'5" and make your back stronger? Ez pz

[long nexus]

JV mf

[dreamy warren]

Nope it's just the pipes

[smoky dome]

lol

[weak oyster]

Yes lmao

[long nexus]

You don’t understand these trades if you think they show up with everything put together and just screw it in lol

[glacial bane]

New York Dodgers

[dreamy warren]

Nah I'm saying the robot IS the pipes

[wooden cosmos]

Rimouski oceanic

[long nexus]

New York draft dodgers

[ember warren]

B Team Bulls

[kindred vigil]

What are they yupping about

[long nexus]

Food disposal units with AI

[glacial bane]

Philadelphia Shithawks

[long nexus]

I watched Crosby play with them years ago lmao

[dreamy warren]

Sentient septic tank

[long nexus]

Lmfaooo

[weak oyster]

That's evil

[ember warren]

thing would become AM in 3 months

[dreamy warren]

Would it even be that upset if it can't smell

[glacial bane]

Thats a cool band name ngl

[ember warren]

alien ant farm type shit

[dreamy warren]

Spinehammer is probably my favorite name so far

[kindred vigil]

Warhammer but remove the war

[long nexus]

Tesla just came out with the wifi equipped urinal. It compliments your stream and peen

[dreamy warren]

Neeyth but remove the knees.

[dreamy warren]

Until it becomes evil and starts comparing you to your wife's boyfriend

[ember warren]

gorblin without the spine.... wait a second....

[long nexus]

Don’t ever talk to me or my wife’s son ever again

[echo shuttle]

🤔

[dreamy warren]

Not your son but your wife's son 🍵

Guys I finally seen a trailer for the new super man.... Why does it look old

[long nexus]

She used to be a groupie for limp bizkit

[dreamy warren]

Was she at Woodstock

[long nexus]

Looks like a PlayStation 2 game trailer

[long nexus]

Someone got their woodstuck

[dreamy warren]

Ngl I hate that they took Woodstock from us 💔 now I have to actually leave my state and go to the gathering of the juggalos to get anywhere close to the Woodstock 99 expirence 💔💔💔🥀

[gleaming bough]

[pallid shoal]

ya the music festival world fills up with vultures real quick, it's sad

[finite forum]

I keep hearing about a possible delay after the Sony statement. But honestly I don't think a delay will help much

[ember warren]

who wanna play dragon ball gekishin squadra

[terse yoke]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/395967329793736706/1024030120886947950/BDCE20E5-FF5B-4798-8D00-EA81C1B1C446.gif

[ember warren]

https://tenor.com/view/traxus-gif-16132635758380448073

[glacial bane]

no embed?

[still oasis]

dark carnival is goat

[ember warren]

ive been ravaged by an evil wicked poutine

[cold forge]

so strange how all of yall are above 6'

[proven kernel]

I’m not

[dreamy warren]

Just simply get on my height bro. Diet and exercise can easily make you 10'5" like me

[ember warren]

hes not over 6 foot hahahahaha

[cold forge]

im already 11' dw

[cold forge]

yeah but you still dont bring down the average

[proven kernel]

Well not if everyone is 9 feet plus.

[cold forge]

start doing leg extensions

[proven kernel]

Ouch

[kindred vigil]

I'm 10'5

[cold forge]

wow

[ember warren]

#false

[cold forge]

youll get there some day

[kindred vigil]

You always ruining my thunder Charles !! This isn't a war...

[cold forge]

10'5 isnt much

[ember warren]

sowwy 🤭

[kindred vigil]

Grown man

[ember warren]

bros throwing stones in a glass house rn

[cold forge]

is a discord 😃

[kindred vigil]

I don't get what this metaphor means does t the stone break the glass

[ember warren]

it means if i throw a stone back your done for

[kindred vigil]

OHHHHH smart guy

[ember warren]

bro have you heard the metaphor before??

[kindred vigil]

No

[ember warren]

💔

[cold forge]

just say the lion does not turn around when the small dog barks or smthn you sound like a boomer

[surreal nova]

Let’s go a young person used my turn of phrase

[ember warren]

i love metaphors unc they are so op

[surreal nova]

I prefer similes but metaphors are fire

[zenith kernel]

I wanna shoot things in on Tau Ceti and find enough alien resources to make my AI overlords happy.

[kindred vigil]

Yes bro

[ember warren]

cmon unc dont do this to me

[pallid shoal]

at least they'll be funny sometimes

[surreal nova]

It’s as true as the crisp autumn wind

[cold forge]

tough

[ember warren]

im trying to think of stpuid ones but im struggling

as loud as skeletons fucking on a tin roof

[zenith kernel]

It was great to unlock new little dialog bits from them. I found it very fun just for that.

[surreal nova]

That was a good one!

[glacial bane]

Dont look a gift horse in the mouth 🐴

[ember warren]

what is a gift horse

[pallid shoal]

ya i wish i saw it, i think spreading it out like that makes it way easier to engage with than unlocking grimoires

[cold forge]

what if im giving the horse an apple

[surreal nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678801059086598144/1175508136153587793/image0.jpg?ex=684dc443&is=684c72c3&hm=19a2cc0417853e19724d1a4b40748acaaffebed561d200a2035bb1d0f7fc618e&

[glacial bane]

How nice of you. I bet the horse found that supple apple delicious

[pallid shoal]

and i liked grimoires in d1 but in d2 it's like inconvenient as hell, i only d2 to play it not to stop and read about halloween capers that deepen fun relationships

[surreal nova]

#8 is my fav

[cold forge]

gifted horse would probably be better grammar, pretty sure that saying is centuries old or smthn

[pallid shoal]

tell me they're holding hands RIGHT NOW while i destress from a round of extraction, like reading the goofy titles at the end of a round of smash bros

[surreal nova]

A horse you get for free, but not like the ones the Trojans got for free, that’s a different thing

[cold forge]

who gets horses for free

[ember warren]

holy moly id take a free horse anyday id become a cowbay within the hour

[glacial bane]

Youre not the sharpest tool in the shed are you

[cold forge]

did the trojan horse have good teeth at least

[echo shuttle]

🤔

[pallid shoal]

see? people say it's a stupid unrealistic trick but people love giant horses

[surreal nova]

It’s been known to happen if you’re friends with a country girl and her pa takes a shining to you

[ember warren]

?!?!?!?!?!!

[surreal nova]

(I wouldn’t know my high school crush wouldn’t go to prom with me cause I wasn’t white)

[ember warren]

damn that is BRUTAL

[surreal nova]

She got fat anyway fellas it’s cool

[cold forge]

horses are a bit of a chore imo

[soft saddle]

guys i think israel is upset or something

Yo

[ember warren]

😭

[cold forge]

like getting gifted a white elephant

[surreal nova]

Is that a real pic with the cloud whale

[soft saddle]

Yes he's my pet

[cold forge]

clever

[surreal nova]

Bro I would absolutely love a white elephant

[soft saddle]

Lets discuss the elephant in the room

Asian elephant subspecies of Elephas

[surreal nova]

I’d ride it every day and invest in a lot of land for its enclosure

Then when it gets into musth I’d let it loose near the property of those who have wronged me

[fast iris]

Long whale song is a certified banger

[proud plinth]

marathon delayed?

[zinc trout]

Based I got banned on my main for my white elephant comment
Yo

[cold forge]

no

[proud plinth]

😆

[quick drum]

MARATHON

[cold forge]

what did you say

[zinc trout]

Hi I'd like a shotgun and one round

[fast iris]

Bro what😭 😭 🙏

[proud plinth]

Sony is going to die at this rate.

[zinc trout]

The white elephant intimately violates the small lion

:(

[cold forge]

oh cool ur the whale cloud guy

[zinc trout]

It was funny in context i promise yeah im the whale cloud guy

[quick drum]

👁️ 👁️

[proud plinth]

It closes studios, lays off people, and cancels single-player games, but continues to open studios, hire people, and approve games as a service,

[zinc trout]

Welcome to Sony ❤️

[cold forge]

welcome to modern business

[quick drum]

[zinc trout]

Now please take 4 million so we can merge your studio and run it into the ground

[proud plinth]

At this point, it's clear that Sony doesn't give a damn about single-player games and their priority is GaaS multiplayer.

[zinc trout]

Their priority is money they are all evil

Let's kill them!!!

[fast iris]

Ong remember when they almost killed Helldivers 2?

[quick drum]

Marx raiders chill

[cold forge]

gaming companies just buy every promising studio to shut them down

[proud plinth]

Sony's single players do not generate profits 😭😆

[zinc trout]

RDR2 was one of their most profitable games fym

[proud plinth]

is it from sony?

[zinc trout]

its a sony game yeah

[torn bison]

Isn’t this game supposed to drop in September?

[proud plinth]

NO

[quick drum]

Gamers caring about profits now?

[proud plinth]

Spiderman 2 is from Sony, and it was a failure.

[zinc trout]

wait nvm i lied oops

[cold forge]

wow

[proud plinth]

11 millons of copies from 70 dolars

[zinc trout]

What about God of War

that sold like hot cakes

[proud plinth]

11 X 70 = 770000000

[pallid shoal]

it was rockstar? the gta folks?

[quick drum]

Yawn

[zinc trout]

#🗣marathon-general-chat message

[proud plinth]

Costo de desarrollo de spiderman 2: 300MDD

Se necesitan triplicar la inversion

[cold forge]

yeah its a pipeline where eventually you become destiny or hasan piker

[kindred vigil]

Holy shut is that Marcus from Gears of war

[proud plinth]

Spiderman 2 development cost: $300 million

[pallid shoal]

ya god of war has similar budgets, right?

[quick drum]

Larping as an accountant

[long nexus]

I’m black

[kindred vigil]

Ah yes so basically money go up profits good profits down money go negative booo

[pallid shoal]

sony knows how to invest in really good projects, i'm still mad there's no way to play bloodborne on pc

[proud plinth]

Investment needs to triple

[quick drum]

I wonder if the KGB is still around nowadays

[kindred vigil]

no it's dismantled into something else

[pallid shoal]

they really overcompensated after the ps3 launch, nintendo could learn something about third party support

[cold forge]

you can write off losses though

[proud plinth]

Sony only prioritizes GAAS because the AAAs they make are not profitable.

[kindred vigil]

though the learnings and tactics of kgb stayed

[proud plinth]

Spiderman 2 proved it

[long nexus]

Yeah it’s totally the Russians subverting western society still lol

[kindred vigil]

It's funny bc in the business meeting they said they'd focus more on single player titles...

[pallid shoal]

but nintendo just doesn't like paying other people to make their games, it's part of their business identity and every time they soften on it they suffer

[quick drum]

Show us your pockets cash man😂

[cold forge]

true lol

[kindred vigil]

Year of luuuugiiiii

[proud plinth]

But with the failure of Marathon, they will realize that they do not know how to make GaaS games.

[pallid shoal]

ya the live service investors don't represent the direction anymore but after hd2 sony are going to try to repeat that trick with something and now that's marathon

[cold forge]

marathon isnt a failure

[echo shuttle]

🤔

[quick drum]

Another charlatan complaining while playing Nostradamus, just go short Sony if you're so wise 😂

[kindred vigil]

they said marathon won't end up like concord so they're confident in it still regardless what anyone wants to believe, they're just probably being strict with Bungie now

[cold forge]

very high bar to clear huh

[echo shuttle]

Tbf its not hard to outdo concord lol. There is already enough hype around marathon to beat concord any day

[kindred vigil]

it's not but yk it shows their umn...dedication?

[cold forge]

yes yes ofc

theyre very committed to marathons success for sure

[kindred vigil]

Which is a good thing I'm happy for that

Which means they're making sure Bungie won't fuck up and probably overriding execs ideas now

[cold forge]

sony is still pissed they didnt scoop up activision

[kindred vigil]

(speculation, assumption) * * [citation needed]

[long nexus]

Sony should go in the zamboni business

[kindred vigil]

They still doing those black ops bundles mh

[pallid shoal]

if you didn't care about ever playing it, on paper, it's the perfect project for it: venerated studio famous for making the most successful example of a live service game does it again for a younger audience, deeper sony control, debut of their first project from the 3.6billion dollars or whatever they spent, probably a budget of 100s of millions, that they cut concord loose to spend that money on marathon (maybe)...

[kindred vigil]

4 hunny bucks for bo6 and digital ps5 bundle wowie

[quick drum]

These busters that keep raiding this server are some grade F Dumbo's with an agenda so visible it glows 😂

[pallid shoal]

i was getting deep into conspiracy pulls at the end there but if you don't know what a ttk is then all the bs around marathon seems like noise

[cold forge]

sony probably saw how many views bo7s trailer got and then called berated a bungie exec to do better

[kindred vigil]

buster?

https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Buster_Sword_(VII_Remake)

[pallid shoal]

like how much do you know about the people who represent the comics industry if you're just a gamer who likes it when superman punches big things

[kindred vigil]

"Yo can we get the director of the marvel movies on speed dial we look stupid rn..."

[pallid shoal]

(if you aren't also a big comic nerd)

[long nexus]

Everyone at my local comic book shop STINKS it’s like the goth crowd at school

[kindred vigil]

I like it when the super guy does the good guy stuff n beats the bad guy

[pallid shoal]

bungie has a legacy of going heavy with their ads going back to halo ii i think

[cold forge]

i like it when the super bad guy does good stuff n beats the good guy but feels bad about it and stuff

[cold forge]

what legacy

[pallid shoal]

i love it when the bad good is good bad

[long nexus]

ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE its bankruptcy when marathon dies

[pallid shoal]

they had niel blomkamp doing their ads for halo iii, they were crazy good

[kindred vigil]

"you're not evil pain...we can fix this ..I know how you've been .were the same!"

[cold forge]

fr fr

[pallid shoal]

they were way ahead of the curve in having a huge cinematics team in-house

[long nexus]

Halo 3 was peak for making machinama

[cold forge]

the marathon cinematic doesnt even have 2 million views even tho its peak

[kindred vigil]

I think they have a new studio

cause the edge of fate cinematics look crisp

[proud glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203619273709199361/1383230236660858992/image.png?ex=684e090b&is=684cb78b&hm=295392c4b890824457a8c52037d7f5b4ba6d8709aefa5f8581b74b3dd6070bdc&

how many stompees are too many

[long nexus]

Did they take the pickled dogs head to the new studio

[kindred vigil]

Beat the guy who had a page vault of them

[proud glade]

THE WHO

[kindred vigil]

there's a guy who had a vault that covered at least 1 pages full of stompees

[cold forge]

its not enough

whats ur best roll

[cold forge]

meaningless since you can just focus engrams now 🙄

[proud glade]

49

[kindred vigil]

It was before the engram focusing sir

[cold forge]

uhhh

[cold forge]

sure it was

[proud glade]

clearly you've never heard of the collections tab

[kindred vigil]

Have u not seen destiny fans they will commit to the vault bit

[cold forge]

you can collections tab exotics?

[proud glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203619273709199361/1383230058977693866/image.png?ex=684e08e1&is=684cb761&hm=aa0731153161bfd01735703ac872998df841670a7a522e1e7525074d77b6ad97&

[kindred vigil]

Yeah but it gives a 49 roll

[cold forge]

yeah ik about guns

[long nexus]

So I was smelling this girls feet and then she farted how do I tell her I’m not okay with that

[cold forge]

take a couple loud sniffs and then say P.U.

[kindred vigil]

what

[cold forge]

its a common scenario

[hidden gale]

Fart back but louder, show dominance

[cold forge]

that can go both ways though

she might think youre into it which cantstopwontstop isnt

[kindred vigil]

Full government discord user is insane glaze

[ember warren]

what'

[cold forge]

no i left out the 18 or mpreg

[hidden gale]

You have to do what must be done. If you dont, then she may assume control

[cold forge]

shit bro

[proud glade]

ok goblinpotato

[cold forge]

i hate that ur right

[kindred vigil]

Hey huge_charles84

[long nexus]

.mpreg 🫃

[ember warren]

hey teeth

[kindred vigil]

teeth.

[cold forge]

ok glocks08

[long nexus]

Does the sound matter? Isn’t smell a better deterrent

[cold forge]

why 08 tho glocks9mm would have gone so hard

[proud glade]

my name is not glocks08 you are illiterate

[ember warren]

i still read you name as teeth but with an n

[cold forge]

where there's lighting there's thunder my friend

[ember warren]

wait.... r u born in 08

[hidden gale]

The goal is both. But most of the time the silent ones are the smelliest, and you dont want her thinking it came from her own- because then she wins

[long nexus]

But what if I pop

[proud glade]

no

[ember warren]

ok

[cold forge]

its a risk you must take

[proud glade]

unless you're talking about 1908 in which yes that is when I was born

[long nexus]

Smell is a tell.. okay got it should I fart directly or indirectly

[kindred vigil]

old person

[long nexus]

I will try some metamucil first

[ember warren]

still younger than butane and ursa

[kindred vigil]

@ Ursa. @ butane

[long nexus]

@

[cold forge]

no that will only ease passage my guy

[long nexus]

@ 🫃

[hidden gale]

Turn around and fart directly at her

[kindred vigil]

That's a ugly ass cat

[hidden gale]

Weaponize it

[long nexus]

She got one ugly ass cat

[cold forge]

damn

[long nexus]

BRAPP

[unkempt ginkgo]

Brap is crazy

[long nexus]

Who’s your favourite brapper

BRAPP god

[kindred vigil]

What's with the feet n fart stuff here

[ember warren]

freak congregation

[echo shuttle]

🤔 hmmmmmmm

[ember warren]

r u a freak mr frog

[wooden cosmos]

Diddy blud 💀

[ember warren]

how r u still on this bit

[wooden cosmos]

How r u still on deez nuts hah gottem 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[ember warren]

cmon really

[wooden cosmos]

Cmon deez nuts gottem again 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[ember warren]

nice man

[wooden cosmos]

That’s what ur mom said after seeing deez nuts just retire atp nephew 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[ember warren]

is there anyone else here im sick of thios guy

[long nexus]

🫃

[ember warren]

ok anyone else

[long nexus]

Bow down to your king

Feet and fart is art

[wooden cosmos]

Peepee poopoo

[long nexus]

Don’t steal my feet and fart art

[long nexus]

🫡

🐽

[wooden cosmos]

Guys my sugar baby just stole my fent should I up the switch on her ahh

[ember warren]

everyones least favorite chatters linking up this tragic

[long nexus]

Just give her more!

[long nexus]

Bro you believe this game is still coming out

[young hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-roar-gif-12977460511966526622

[wooden cosmos]

What does the lion do?

[long nexus]

HTTPS://tenor.com/view/farting-unconditionally

Aiyo I got myself an alien

ICEd out, my alien iced out

Ayyyy party like it’s our last day in LA

Iced out like an alien

It’s startin I’m farting where’s <@&1306392707979018371>artin the martian

[sour cairn]

arf?

[clever bluff]

What the FART are you talking about pal

What is this bollocks

[ember warren]

mrrrowww :3

[clever bluff]

I'm not bri-ish

[sour cairn]

wruf

[ember warren]

chat is devastatingly dead time to talk poltics 😈

[long nexus]

Don’t say the I words

[ember warren]

dont @ me weirdo

[long nexus]

@ember warren

[leaden solstice]

Oh. The alter ego is back again.

[ember warren]

im all ego - Vegeta

[wooden cosmos]

Replace “ego” with “diddy blud” and “Vegeta” with “Huge_Charles84” 😭 ✌️

[leaden solstice]

Legit what are you on about.

Fortnite makes more sense than you.

[ember warren]

y r u talking to me get away from me freak

[long nexus]

Buck fifty

[wooden cosmos]

When are boldy and alc gonna make another record

I need more

[topaz comet]

marathon news

[ember warren]

https://discord.com/channels/1303855380845301861/1359654977991082317 ?

[echo shuttle]

🤔 hmm

[gray hearth]

games delayed = game saved

[cold forge]

which side are you on

[gray hearth]

holy shit this chat is so dead this is depressing

[upper zinc]

How do we know if we got selected for the beta?

[cold forge]

no it is not

[sharp halo]

Yk what else is dead heh

[cold forge]

what?

[gray hearth]

"nuhuh"

[cold forge]

i just got here

[sharp halo]

Your pockets after seeing silent hill F, silent hill 1 remake, resident evil 9, ghost of yotei, ready or not, gears of war, bo7

[paper barn]

🫶

arc raiders

[pallid shoal]

stop making them make silent hill, let it die with what dignity it has left

[gray hearth]

game looks fire. i prefer the finals though

[cold forge]

why not bo7

[paper barn]

splitgate 2

yeah b07 too

[gray hearth]

that games fun too

[cold forge]

art raiders

[sharp halo]

They are remaking them tho? Not many people want to pull out the old playstation to play them, they also releasing a new one with new story?

I also want to play a game locked at 30fps

[paper barn]

theres been a quite a few game annoucements

[sharp halo]

Atleast it isnt a racing game priced at 80$

[paper barn]

on steam?

[sharp halo]

Nah worse

Switch 2

[cold forge]

at least it isnt star citizen

[sharp halo]

Star Citizen is a good demo tho

[cold forge]

a very expensive demo

[paper barn]

i own star citizen

[cold forge]

no you dont

[sharp halo]

You own the demo*

[paper barn]

i have a frog plushie i bought today

[sharp halo]

star citizen will fully step out of the alpha or beta along side when gta7 releases next to titanfall 3 n battlefront 3

[cold forge]

own a license to play the demo that wipes all the time and is p2w af

[cold forge]

i hope it never releases

[paper barn]

check #🎨marathon-community-art-chat (only place i can post)

[sharp halo]

Ah thats where they borrow the art work

[cold forge]

they feed it into their ai

[paper barn]

im the ai

[topaz comet]

anyone else drinking alone tonight?

no? just me? thats okay

[kindred vigil]

Load in the drinking n gambling joke

[rough tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-mpreg-1984-mpreg-big-brother-male-pregnancy-gif-83533964675188427

[cold forge]

a true classic

[winged python]

Hmm

[echo shuttle]

Omg its badussy

[grizzled summit]

Patiently waiting 🙂

[cold forge]

dont call it that

[flint lance]

terrible

[trim summit]

crazy

[worthy swan]

💀

[echo shuttle]

but thats what his name was before he changed it :(

[finite radish]

I'm like if Garfield liked spaghetti instead of lasagna

[kindred vigil]

Then youre not Garfield

[finite radish]

That's why I said I'm like him

[cold forge]

fakest garfield ive ever heard of

[cold forge]

no you arent, not even close

[finite radish]

I hate Tuesdays

[cold forge]

you wish you were like him so bad

[trim summit]

[kindred vigil]

u r not a large tubby orange cat !!!

[echo shuttle]

bro thinks he is garfield. Does he not realize how much of a legend garfield is? Not many can be compared to him

you are a mere mortal to him

[lost crest]

[kindred vigil]

You're all a bunch of nermals in this garfield world

[trim summit]

i think there’s a reason why i shouldn’t post pics now

[kindred vigil]

u want me to say what's the reason

[trim summit]

there’s an imposter

[dreamy warren]

You're going in the giant human juicer

[rough tendon]

im permabanned from Marathon reddit but wanted to check for fun people really attacking people saying a delay is likely 😭

[cold forge]

your drab shoe collection?

[kindred vigil]

How r u perma banned from a reddit

[trim summit]

lmao

[echo shuttle]

what did you do lol

[cold forge]

are you sus or something

[rough tendon]

I got muted for a week for fair criticism and i called the admin a loser lmao in replies to the mute

[echo shuttle]

just make another account lul. Never back down, never give up

[cold forge]

this is your world we just exist in it

[rough tendon]

nah reddit is too stupid like i said they are mass downvoting people saying it is likely being delayed and saying its not gonna be

[dreamy warren]

Liquid

[dark yoke]

That’s them subtly telling you to get a god damn life holy fuck lmao

[kindred vigil]

eh it's reddit I mean every subreddit is biased in somewhat

[dark yoke]

Fuckin loser lol

[rough tendon]

??? is this guy ragebaiting 😭

[cold forge]

npc

[dreamy warren]

I should make a reddit thing specifically made for slum lords and I convince them I'm their king and I slowly rehabilitate them

[kindred vigil]

wtf is a slum lord

[cold forge]

ill break your juicer

[empty heart]

What was your "fair criticism"?

[warped girder]

Have they mentioned anything about a beta?

[echo shuttle]

uh ohhhhhhh

[dreamy warren]

You're a 14yo white boy

[empty heart]

No sir

[kindred vigil]

oh you mean slums as in like poor neighboroods

[echo shuttle]

DAMN he aint wrong

[cold forge]

is that like king of the mole people or smthn

[warped girder]

Damn, good looks

[cold forge]

slums arent neighborhoods

[finite radish]

The 14 reacts always jumpscare me until I realize it's the age and not the amount of words

[empty heart]

I mean, we are very likely gonna get one in the future, just no recent news about it

[kindred vigil]

oh right slums is the cod map oops!

[rough tendon]

I said the game is gonna perform poorly if it launches in september from current state and it is massive cope that they will be able to fix all the issues in that amount of time

[echo shuttle]

i cant look at you the same anymore ever since you compared yourself to garfield. Mere mortal

[finite radish]

I'm like Garfield but spaghetti and I hate Tuesdays

[kindred vigil]

ur odie

[cold forge]

spreading truth bombs and all anyone wants to do it attack you for it

[echo shuttle]

no you arnt a fat orange cat

[empty heart]

That doesn't sound like enough reason for a ban. But it's Reddit so I'm not surprised

[echo shuttle]

its not the same

[cold forge]

bro's odie and doesnt even know it 😂

[dark yoke]

He’s 100% lying lmao

[rough tendon]

well i said it in an informal way probably dont remeber its like a month ago

[paper barn]

guess what

[cold forge]

no he isnt

[kindred vigil]

chicken butt!!

[empty heart]

I'm counting on that. My statement still stands

[cold forge]

you cant just accuse people of lying

[paper barn]

damnitt

[kindred vigil]

yes I can, you're lying ? @cold forge

[dark yoke]

Yes I can and if you had a frontal lobe you would too lol

[paper barn]

who is lie

[finite radish]

I don't even wanna be like Garfield anymore he's kinda mean

[cold forge]

more of a question than an accusation

[kindred vigil]

I can accuse anyone of anything #freewill

[paper barn]

no

[cold forge]

none of us we are all truth tellers

[echo shuttle]

well good news cause you arnt like him >:(

[rough tendon]

I got muted from talking to the mods in marathon reddit now 😢

[kindred vigil]

Kota eats diet cheese ✌️💔

[cold forge]

good

dont compare to yourself to the goat again please

[finite radish]

What'd that dog ever do to deserve the way he's treated

[kindred vigil]

cats hate dog trope

[cold forge]

are you attacking garfield now?

[kindred vigil]

But in some episodes in the reboot show Garfield does show he fucks with odie and doesn't genuinely hate him but just messes w him

[echo shuttle]

you dont even understand garfield lore. KEEP HIS NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

[rough tendon]

like was this sarcasm still cant tell bcs it is honestly more funny if its not

[kindred vigil]

he always relies on Odie in the episodes and Odie being the #goat always obliges

[cold forge]

that isnt canon imo

[kindred vigil]

I grew up on it so it's #canon to me

[empty heart]

Who even decided what's canon or not

[kindred vigil]

you

[echo shuttle]

neeyth saying growing up acting like he isnt 14 lol

[finite radish]

Monday's are one of the best days of the week

[cold forge]

me

[empty heart]

Correct

[cold forge]

friendly fire is always the most painful

[kindred vigil]

why do I even

[cold forge]

fr

why does anyone even

[paper barn]

you are laughing while he literally just drowned... you are horrible

[rough tendon]

tf is that

[trim summit]

they fell into the figurine jar

[kindred vigil]

guys I'm gonna go into a haunted house there better not be no ghosts

[rough tendon]

😳

[finite radish]

The neeyth is 14 bit going on a bit too long

[paper barn]

thats craz y

[kindred vigil]

yeah ngl but it doesn't annoy me (yet)

[cold forge]

how tall are you

[rough tendon]

"figurine jar"

[echo shuttle]

14 bit? he isnt 14?

[kindred vigil]

no

[rough tendon]

im vertically challenged asf

[echo shuttle]

nah dont believe it

he def 14 cause everyone says he is. Logic

[kindred vigil]

I'm also a unicorn and I made the effiel tower

[paper barn]

you are kicking this 💔

[finite radish]

183cm

[cold forge]

true

[empty heart]

The position or the big building?

[kindred vigil]

the.... position? Huh???

[kindred vigil]

wym the position

[empty heart]

You'll know when you get older

[exotic gust]

plagerism wiill make me god\

[empty heart]

You can Google it

[echo shuttle]

WHOAAAAA lets calm down a lil bit man

[cold forge]

why dont you leave the age shaming to the tall people (6'10" btw)

[paper barn]

okay i calm down now

[kindred vigil]

oh my

[cold forge]

welcome back

[echo shuttle]

bro fell for the oldest trick >:)

[paper barn]

u betrayed me

[cold forge]

oh bro aint calm now

[azure monolith]

WE ARE MIDA WE ARE STEALING FROM SMALL ARTISTS ON TWITTER THEN FOLLOWING THEM FOR YEARS AND CLAIMING WE DIDN'T KNOW

[rough tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-shield-get-this-man-a-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-gif-25958604

[finite radish]

Ur a freak of nature

[cold forge]

thank you

[paper barn]

the energy from this

[kindred vigil]

7'11 own 5 lambos 10 penthouses

[rough tendon]

dark aura

[paper barn]

i like it

[cold forge]

impressive

lets see paul allens card

[rough tendon]

i love the mods on this server🙂 no fragile egos here🙂

[trim summit]

[kindred vigil]

oh come on that's such a easy one

[paper barn]

ok

i love u guys

[rough tendon]

🫦 you do?

[cold forge]

i love me too

[cedar smelt]

Wild

[sick carbon]

Dang. You guys think it's delayed?

[rough tendon]

i mean i believe it is beyond recovery because of the lead devs and management but it goes from a 100% chance of DOA to a 50% with a delay id say

[cold forge]

aw man

[rough tendon]

same people who admitted to releasing mediocre content and called Forsaken a failure because it was "too good" and wants content that intentionally underperforms to not give players high expectations. How can I expect much from these type of people. Last broadcast proved they are still with this mindset with them claiming no alien content on launch because "it would make future content underwhelming"

[sick carbon]

"Because of lead devs and management"

You think if they fired them all and replaced them the game could be saved?

[rough tendon]

Maybe, maybe not depends a whole lot about who they replace them with, like that Valorant guy they got is probably why we got the shitty generic hero abilities so in some cases it could become even worse.

[cold forge]

put me in there coach

[rough tendon]

to add to this "future content would be underwhelming" is just another way of saying we want to dripfeed as little content as possible without the players leaving rather than starting off with a good game
but they underestimated the power of their ip

[dark yoke]

Oh my god get a life

[cold forge]

quiet down, the intellectuals are speaking

[rough tendon]

guy contributes nothing to the conversation and still talks in a discord but I need to get a life😭

[cold forge]

fr

[dark yoke]

Please when he’s complaining in another marathon adjacent chat room for getting banned because he’s fucking insufferable you’ll be saying the same thing

I can’t contribute to a walking pile of shit

[rough tendon]

lmao you are so pathetic, what kind of secondhand bootlicking is this

[cold forge]

yeah yeah keep resorting to ad hominem attacks of character

[dark yoke]

It’s what y’all deserve

[cold forge]

hey man be nice to your opps

[dark yoke]

Enjoy shitting up the chat for the next hour morons

[cold forge]

this sounds like a microaggression

[echo shuttle]

why is this guy so anggy?

[rough tendon]

i feel bad for a person so deprived of social interactions that they resort to whatever you are doing 😭

like should we flame him or feel bad 😭

[kindred vigil]

It got silent, reminds me of the hills...F .

[modern tendon]

heard there was another kota in this bih

[gleaming bough]

[clever bluff]

Doodoo fart

[modern tendon]

[dire stone]

How’s the chat been recently lol

Been a min since I checked

[kindred vigil]

scroll up you'll see

[dire stone]

Lmao yeah I figured as much

It’s so sad dude I miss the good old days of spamming propaganda gifs in general

The hype was so awesome dude

Before bungie made a bunch of blunders

[quartz abyss]

😂 lol do u actly live in new york i love it but we only have been in manhatan so idk

nar it actly wasnt scary at all like it didnt seem dangerous

[dreamy warren]

I live upstate 🙏🏻 you can smell the difference in air quality when you're in the stinky city

[quartz abyss]

LOL TRUE

[trim summit]

im vibin to lofi rn

[quartz abyss]

some parts it smells so so bad

[dreamy warren]

Hifi

[quartz abyss]

i nvr been in a city like manhatan but il it

[dreamy warren]

Sometimes I hate that the city is so iconic cus everyone assumes I live in it

[trim summit]

I love NYC but not Manhattan

[dreamy warren]

Last I was there I went to a Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde themed restaurant and the bathroom was hidden behind a bookshelf and I couldn't find the door 💀

[quartz abyss]

😭 wha all the other places look scary

[dreamy warren]

Bro you're literally where shpidahmahn is!

[kindred vigil]

send me more pictures of spider man

[nova whale]

Tame(r) fairly chill tbh

[quartz abyss]

well like even the subway train thing i thought was gona be scary but it was only a lil maybe bc wer in a group idk 😭

[dreamy warren]

JJJ is probably the 3rd best character in anything spider related

[kindred vigil]

who's the 2nd and first

[dreamy warren]

1. Venom ballin
2. Green goblin

[trim summit]

rather vibe around Brooklyn and Brighton Beach

granted thats where i spend most of my time there lol

[quartz abyss]

ok i didnt evn know theres a beach 😭

[trim summit]

they got a good ass ice cream shop on it

[kindred vigil]

I think everywhere has a beach

[dreamy warren]

i told someone about all the shops around me being closed at like 8pm and they said "what about the city that never sleeps"

[trim summit]

i dont think kansas does

[kindred vigil]

that's what they want. U to believe

[trim summit]

👀

[craggy hinge]

bring back gifs

[kindred vigil]

no

[craggy hinge]

wheres my alpha access

[quartz abyss]

like is there actly sand

[clever bluff]

@grok !alpha

[quartz abyss]

well idk if i would want to be there in the dark 😭

[kindred vigil]

nah trust me go to the new york beach at 2am

[craggy hinge]

day 89 of no alpha.. its getting cold

[dreamy warren]

omfg homemade pork eggroll 🌹

[proven kernel]

Even my landlocked state has a beach.

[trim summit]

yes 😭

[kindred vigil]

See guys? Even boring states with bricky houses have beaches !!

[trim summit]

trust me. lets meet up at coney island at midnight.

[kindred vigil]

I will NOT meet you in coney island ✌️💔 New York stabber here

[quartz abyss]

well i didnt evn know new york had pools it dsnt look like theyd have pools

[dreamy warren]

landlock?? like.....DEADLOCK?????

[kindred vigil]

Everywhere has pools orzi...

[trim summit]

i got a glizzy and some bagels

[tight ether]

every landlocked state has a beach

[kindred vigil]

Do you think some concepts just do not exist in some states 😭???

[quartz abyss]

ok is coney island actly scary it sounds cool i wanted to go there 😭 😭

[gleaming bough]

[kindred vigil]

No it's like a amusement park type shit it's fun

[tight ether]

most states ban intellegence

[craggy hinge]

🤣

[quartz abyss]

have u been to new york city they def dnt knw what pools r 😭 😭

[trim summit]

tragic

[kindred vigil]

Yes I have been to New York city

[craggy hinge]

LOL what

[kindred vigil]

But yes new york has pools, and they have them in hotels like any state idk why the concept of pool would suddenly go away

[tight ether]

I mean, it's not federally banned or enforced, so you can still be intelligent in most states legally

[craggy hinge]

deleted a months old post right when i replied to it

[tight ether]

people just don't do it

" sheriffs and lawyers HATE this 5 second hack... "

[craggy hinge]

🤣

[tight ether]

hey all my memes are still here

[tight ether]

I love that I jumped to a random point in the chatlog... it's like I went back in time and left a loot stash

[quartz abyss]

well just like theres no way new york ppl go to the movie theater 😭 😭

[kindred vigil]

are u rage baiting orzi

[trim summit]

lmao

[kindred vigil]

What do u think new York ppl do 😭

[quartz abyss]

nar i dnt think ppl on east coast do they just go outside

[tight ether]

but do people in movies go to pools

[quartz abyss]

like theres no evn that much on discord they just go outside

[kindred vigil]

yeah we go outside n shit

[quartz abyss]

theres movie theater pools ya

[tight ether]

just don't get confused... there is a large gap between what you suppose happens, and what ACTUALLY happens...

[craggy hinge]

just saw that bro thats hilarious wtf I forgot we even interacted 😂

[tight ether]

like cinnebarre with a pool, I see

[quartz abyss]

no but like most ppl live in nyc but theres barely any on discord 😭 😭

[kindred vigil]

because NYC is full of older folk who don't know what a thing about a doohickey is

also most ppl don't use discord they use insta and snap n shit...

[tight ether]

boomers are everywhere, sad to tell ya

[trim summit]

also new yorkers are busy af tbh

[kindred vigil]

IM WALKING HERE!!

[quartz abyss]

yes they have so much aura when i saw them 🤩 🤩 🤩

[kindred vigil]

yeah new York ppl are also super busy that's why it's the city that don't sleep

24/7 it's active

[quartz abyss]

like when we saw a new yorker me and my friend were like wow so awesome

[kindred vigil]

it's like Vegas but less drugged out people who just lost their life savings in a casino

[craggy hinge]

yea im good off the rats

[trim summit]

my friend when he sees an Asian:

[kindred vigil]

no way Asians from my anime are #real ‼️❓‼️❓‼️❓‼️❓

[quartz abyss]

😭 😭 i actly didnt see 1 rat or roach and we were looking for them

[trim summit]

my friend when he sees an Asian: OMG SQUID GAME 😍

[kindred vigil]

go to brooklyn

[craggy hinge]

come to miami we got flying cockroaches

[proven kernel]

But did you see bagels and pizza?

[quartz abyss]

u said that scary

[kindred vigil]

it is but if you wanna see rats that's one of the places sure

[trim summit]

man I miss NY style pizza

[quartz abyss]

1 bagel and 589 pizzas

[kindred vigil]

well downtown Brooklyn is scary

[proven kernel]

I’d take a NY slice.

[kindred vigil]

9$ sir

[astral seal]

@sour wagon “LEECH”

UPENDED

Prime Ability - Leech emits a field that drains Runners Cooling and in turn gives Her a cooling boost (the more a runner moves, the more heat they generate, the more cooling is added to Leech.), cooldowns decrease the more Runners she leeches, and her health bar extends.
PARASITE
Tactical Ability - Leech releases a Sekiguchi Hybrid Scorpion (Attached to the back) that stings and drains Runners health returns to heal and extend Leech’s health bar.
Trait 1 - Leech can extend her health bar. Past the normal limit (shields stay the same.)
Trait 2 - Scorpion can paralyze other runners for up to 5 or 10 seconds. (Synergy with UPENDED, if a RUNNer is paralysed in the field they are a sitting duck that is slowing getting drained to death)

[quartz abyss]

like they say the rats r as a big as birds 😭😭like i wanna see

[kindred vigil]

#marathon-feedback-chat

[sour wagon]

thats pretty cool

[kindred vigil]

U read that in 1 minute pro reader

[sour wagon]

trait 2 seems to be a bit op

[quartz abyss]

and also i didnt think the food places would have inside seating but they actly do like whatt

[craggy hinge]

this is iconic theres a dev in the chat

[kindred vigil]

DUDE what is new York to you in ur mind 😭

It's not a open world game where the buildings aren't interactive

[sour wagon]

The prime ability seems reallyh interesting - like the concept overall

[quartz abyss]

😭😭 well in movies they always have to eat outside in the park

and every shop would be small but they wrnt

[kindred vigil]

yeah that's the romanticized new york

[quartz abyss]

and also ppl nver hold open doors 😣 where im from everyone holds opn doors for u evn the mean looking ppl 😭 😭

[proven kernel]

That’s a southern thing right there.

[quartz abyss]

ok well im sleeping now i walked so much 😭 😭 😭

[proven kernel]

Goodnight

[quartz abyss]

ya some but byee

[trim summit]

walking in times square is a nightmare

[quartz abyss]

nar it wsnt that bad but mayb bc we were there earlier in the day but byeee

[kindred vigil]

why was that deleted ❓😭

[quartz abyss]

what the skibidi

[trim summit]

go to bed

[quartz abyss]

good guy neeyth got banned

[kindred vigil]

I'm so confused

[quartz abyss]

OH YA ALSO WE WERE GONA GET A SWITCH 2 BUT IT SOLD THE LAST ONE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US 😭 😭

[kindred vigil]

why was me saying I hold doors for ppl deleted 💔

[cold forge]

sus

[trim summit]

rip

[kindred vigil]

It's ok they'll probably restock anyway

[cold forge]

i close doors on people just to make sure i dont come off as weird

[proven kernel]

Not it.

[quartz abyss]

ok im literly abt to fall a sleep byeee😵‍💫

[kindred vigil]

goodnight x4

[ember warren]

guys guess who fell asleep and woke up and is now in AGONY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[proven kernel]

That’s normal.

[ember warren]

no its from my sunburn

[proven kernel]

Oh ouch

[ember warren]

I HATE SUNBURNS AHHHHHHH IM TWEAKINGGG

[trim summit]

hello tweaking

[ember warren]

haiiii

[trim summit]

hi

[gleaming bough]

tweaker alert

[ember warren]

guys subnauticas 33% off on steam GO BUY ITTT

[echo shuttle]

🤔

[gleaming bough]

if only

[magic kiln]

[kindred vigil]

WEAR UR SUNCREAM!!

[trim summit]

i got it free back then

[proven kernel]

I better wear some tomorrow now that I think about it…

[kindred vigil]

also no subsnacutia is scary game

[magic kiln]

[ember warren]

it was an impromptu side quest i didnt knoww

[gleaming bough]

a boon in your rougelike run

[ember warren]

"how can i make this about roguelikes"

[gleaming bough]

I should get back into Hades

[proven kernel]

I have Out of Tartarus playing in my head right now.

[clever bluff]

Subnuh-uhtica

[gleaming bough]

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[magic kiln]

[main prism]

bing bong

[proven violet]

Bing bong

[magic kiln]

[magic rose]

Rip

[magic kiln]

[muted violet]

[magic kiln]

[paper barn]

[magic kiln]

[somber nest]

games dead?

[ember mountain]

I got bit by some weird bug and now my whole arm hurts

🤣🤣

I bet it was

[magic kiln]

[main prism]

i had a puff and now i'm coughing

[ember warren]

what with the gay attitude

[leaden solstice]

Replace your lungs.

[bronze vigil]

nice username

[compact copper]

I’m dog at gears now 😭

[jade dagger]

T_T

[rare cypress]

Marathon withdrawals are coming back

Hep

It’s been an extended amount of time since alpha

[magic kiln]

[main prism]

thanks dude yours too very MMORPG-ee very cool

[bronze vigil]

yeah, lol, i guess you're right. i'm a little fantasy coded. growin' up on dnd'll do that i guess.

[main prism]

yeah your name sounds like a warhammer 40k character man very nice

[bronze vigil]

omfg lol

[ember mountain]

Hey kitty

[bronze vigil]

i'm kinda a final boss

[main prism]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn dude

i wanna be a final boss too

[vast thunder]

Someone should draw her like that lmao could use it on her radio show

[bronze vigil]

you gotta earn enough execution points to hit 99

[ember warren]

you gotta leave MIDA and join TRAXUS

[main prism]

gotta get on the grind

[main prism]

is that what it takes?

[ember warren]

mmhmm

[kindred vigil]

#true

[main prism]

sounds like i got some work to do

[bronze vigil]

Cracme Corp.

[main prism]

lol

[bronze vigil]

i see they banned posting pics after the raidpocalypse

i think it was actual pics of poop that did it

[main prism]

legendary

[ember mountain]

What’s the trials map this week?

[bronze vigil]

i was streaming once years ago, and this dude joins chat and starts posting animated gifs hella fast

[ember mountain]

I’m doing free carries as well

[main prism]

Not Worth Playing

[bronze vigil]

his username is The Turdminator, and the gifs are Japanese girls shooting enemas into their own faces in bathtubs

[ember mountain]

Wdym Destiny is in our blood

[bronze vigil]

i banned dude in like 5 seconds, but i couldn't help laughing uncontrollably for 2 minutes after

[main prism]

WHAT

[ember mountain]

??

What does that even mean?

[main prism]

somehow i believe it

[ember mountain]

That sounds disgusting

[kindred vigil]

Ewwww

[bronze vigil]

it was pretty off the hook honestlyh

[main prism]

some people will do anything for anything

[ember mountain]

Go pray and reconnect with God

[upper patrol]

ah, an ancient .gif of putrid lore. still haunting the internet

[ember warren]

YOURE BACK CHATS BEEN DEAD ALL DAYY

[main prism]

Neeyth

[bronze vigil]

y33

[kindred vigil]

strange considering it's Friday

[ember mountain]

Charles, you shouldn’t have been here all day in the first place

[bronze vigil]

diarrhea.mov

[ember warren]

ive been using new new noise 🙏

[ember warren]

well not all day i mean just the past few hours

[ember mountain]

Don’t lie to me

[ember warren]

i mean its not been dead all day

[bronze vigil]

[ember mountain]

So you were lying

[ember warren]

what are you talking abou

[bronze vigil]

[main prism]

chat's dead without Neeyth's presence

without Neeyth it's as if when a lake has been drained and the garden has no river to drink from

like DEAD dead

like now

[fast sleet]

dead game

[main prism]

it was never alive

[gleaming bough]

Neeyth scares me

[fast sleet]

based

[ember warren]

hes 5'7 he shouldnt do that

[bronze vigil]

[fart]

flatulence will make me god

[gleaming bough]

I guess

[bronze vigil]

[GODWILLMAKEMEASAMMICH]

anyway height is not the real meta of formidability. nor is size.

[ember warren]

yes it is brochacho

[bronze vigil]

naw, 'specially once cyber upgrades become a reality

smaller targets are more likely to be more deadly. look at drone warfare right now

sorry y'all, meta is shifting towards maneuverability and dodge tank capacity

welcome to the future. also Bruce Lee was smol so

[cyan bridge]

Cyber... Like a punk on 2077?

[bronze vigil]

Cyber On 45"

[scenic meteor]

Sybau

[cyan bridge]

Wake the fuck up, Samurai.

[bronze vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-dog-plankton-battle-duel-fight-gif-7688109332376548358

[bronze vigil]

five more minute, mom, no skool

[cyan bridge]

Apple dog? More like... Uhm... Appog?

[bronze vigil]

yeah, what even is that gif i found?

more like abomination

[cyan bridge]

Time to party like it's 2023.

[bronze vigil]

6666hz will set u free

[cyan bridge]

And then The Rebel Path starts playing and we all joyfully dance along with Silverhand and Alt.

[bronze vigil]

Wushu Dolls was better

go tf to sleep, ninja

lul. i gotta actually do that in a sec

[cyan bridge]

I have Influenza. No work 2day.

[gleaming bough]

can you pass it to me, my immune systems is to strong and I need a debuff

[cyan bridge]

Im kissing you instead.

[bronze vigil]

aw

[cyan bridge]

@gleaming bough we're getting japanese food later.

[bronze vigil]

i'm so glad sound frequency healing works on me. its made me finally sleepy, gonna go zzz. have fun

[cyan bridge]

Charles. Stop lurking.

[surreal nova]

Are you two a couple now? Congrats!

[cyan bridge]

Thank you. Our honeymoon in poland was successful and nice.

[gleaming bough]

Actually know a good place.

[cyan bridge]

Gendai.

[gleaming bough]

Bento jubako & sushi

[surreal nova]

The worm collective race from Star Wars?

[gleaming bough]

it's a family own restaurant and smacks

[surreal nova]

Strange to name a restaurant after a Star Wars alien race

[cyan bridge]

Brazillian japanese restaurant. My favourite, with a buncha good pokes.

[surreal nova]

Are you from Brazil?

[cyan bridge]

I am from Verdansk.

[surreal nova]

From boneyard aye?

[cyan bridge]

From hit game Calling Duties: War Area.

[surreal nova]

Boneyard is a zone in verdansk. Boo, fake fan. Gulag for penance. Don’t come back until you call tell me the best place to drop hot

[cyan bridge]

I take showers.

[surreal nova]

I was gonna say baths are better to be contrary, but nah, fuck baths

[cyan bridge]

Ursa is the female variation of bear in brazil.

Just a fact for your night.

[surreal nova]

It’s Latin for bear actually, and Portuguese has many direct Latin words

Like most Romance languages

Also half the people who read it on Xbox call me Ursula so

[cyan bridge]

Ok UrsaUltima.

[ember warren]

:3

[ember warren]

WOAH WOAH WOAHHH

baths are goated

[surreal nova]

You’ve had some very bad takes today. Is everything all right at home?

[ember warren]

unc what the helle

[gleaming bough]

flop like a fish

[surreal nova]

I’m always here to talk.

Whatever is going on, it’s not your fault.

[ember warren]

i like baths after a hard workout cause i can soak listen to music and go afk

cold showers gotta be the most overrated thing EVER

[surreal nova]

You’re wallowing in a broth of your own bodily fluids

[cyan bridge]

I would really like some fish fillet now, honey.

[ember warren]

mmhmm usually pee a lil or sneeze

[lunar torrent]

I don’t know what it is about marathon “drama” videos that brings out most of the brain rotted commenters that are more often than not, hypocrites. Like people who complain marathon is nothing new, same game thats been done year and year again, yet said people play and buy every cod game.

[surreal nova]

Hmm. I don’t think I like this

[ember warren]

it just happens when youre so relaxed

[gleaming bough]

Ok dear

[ember warren]

YOU GOT WORK TOMORROW GO TO SLEEP ADBOY NO RPING

LOCK IN BROO!!!!!!!!!

[surreal nova]

What’s adboy mean?

[ember warren]

he makes ads, therefore he is adboy

[surreal nova]

Ohh gotcha. I thought it was a new slang thing, like eboy

[gleaming bough]

but it's hard when I know it's so boring

[ember warren]

just sleep brochacho your body will thank you

[surreal nova]

I got called a valorant eboy on overwatch the other day. I had to look it up because people were laughing when I asked them to explain it to me.

[ember warren]

do you have a deep voice?

[surreal nova]

Yes…

[ember warren]

unc is an eboy holy moly

[gleaming bough]

I rather explode then being called an eboy

[surreal nova]

I’m pretty sure I’m too old for whatever that is

[ember warren]

unc you are timeless

[surreal nova]

I’ve been called way worse tbh

Early days of Xbox live were bleak.

[gleaming bough]

my body won't, in fact that's how I lock in. I like making it a challenge

[surreal nova]

Thanks Charles. I’m eating ice cream

[ember warren]

i was brutally cooked for being a lil kid getting called a squaker daily 💔

[surreal nova]

Thankfully I started playing when I was 15 and already post pubescent. But I did almost get groomed by an older woman

[gleaming bough]

I didn't had wifi till I was 14

[ember warren]

im convinced i was playing with some preds cause i had friends that were like in their 20s and i was like 11 or 12

[surreal nova]

Oooof yeah you hate to see that. It’s annoying cause I’ll make “adults only” lfg posts and people will join and go “I’m 16 is that okay :3”

[ember warren]

but i never did anything so we chillin 😎 my friend has one of their numbers tho we prank call the guy sometimes hes a white trash racist now

[gleaming bough]

I'm going to pop my sister birthday balloon soon because it's giving off the night paralysis demon vibe. it just floating and moving slightly because it's close to the AC but my brain plays tricks

[surreal nova]

One of the guys I played halo with got arrested during the capitol riots lol

[surreal nova]

Don’t do that, let her haunt you for a night

[ember warren]

holy fuck did he get pardoned

[surreal nova]

Yeah he did. And he met with Trump, and posted about it over all. He’s like a mini alt right celeb now. It’s really sad because he was a REALLY good guy in hs. Like very anti racist, very liberal. I dunno what happened to him

[gleaming bough]

I'll move it to the kitchen to make it some else problem

[ember warren]

thats kinda sick lowkey

[surreal nova]

You’re gonna go down there at 5am all bleary eyed for a drink of water or a snack and give yourself a heart attack

[gleaming bough]

this might happen

[surreal nova]

I think the fella met with all the capitol rioters he pardoned. He’s a lot of things, but he’s also crazy good at media manipulation

[surreal nova]

Do you like YouTube horror shorts

[cyan bridge]

I read Moby Dick because of Limbus Company. #Sigma

[ember warren]

i read moby dick cause 🤤 (i havent read moby dick)

[cyan bridge]

Uhm. To the asylum, now.

[ember warren]

nuh uh

[gleaming bough]

I grew up on creepypasta

[gleaming bough]

The Freaker

[ember warren]

😋 pasta

[surreal nova]

Hey, same. Remember Ted’s caving adventure?

[gleaming bough]

a vague memory

[surreal nova]

Well anyway I asked because your story about your balloon reminded me of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FUQhNGEu2KA&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

[ember warren]

unc its too late to be getting scared

its 3am as well its the witching hour

[gleaming bough]

16 me would say felt

[lucid eagle]

The niche internet microcelebrity speaks

[gleaming bough]

more like the freak hour

[gleaming bough]

what are you doing here!?!?

[ember warren]

omg its ad boys opp

[surreal nova]

3am is a different kind of hour for me

But sometimes witches are involved

[ember warren]

wyd at 3am unc 🤔

[lucid eagle]

How demeaning.

[ember warren]

u r a mida chump

[gleaming bough]

I sorta build some lore for you bud

[lucid eagle]

Thank you for your input. It has been duly noted and summarily disregarded.

[ember warren]

🤓

[surreal nova]

Why is Charles treating the pregnant man poorly

[ember warren]

i wouldnt do that

[gleaming bough]

Net_Pos is chill tho

[surreal nova]

Really? But I heard he was your opp

[lucid eagle]

On occasion. Depending on the weather

[gleaming bough]

in some ways

[lucid eagle]

Wait. What kind of lore?

[surreal nova]

I’ll never keep up with all your complex interpersonal relationships. I think the sekiguchi people are dating and I think Charles and neeyth are like a buddy cop duo - Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker style - but that’s about it