assassination

[limber lion]

God I'm just saying the same thing as this hottie except he's 10s faster than me

[balmy condor]

It’s 2 am and I had 16oz of red Bull baby

I’m pumping

[limber lion]

[balmy condor]

Nah if the fight ends it ends

[worn sorrel]

Does rupture etc tick the moment you apply them?

[balmy condor]

Yes application is the first tick

[worn sorrel]

Same with CT?

So its initial damage + 1st tick?

[balmy condor]

Yeah I guess

[worn sorrel]

I see

[bleak sky]

You're sick in the head

[balmy condor]

I’m also sick in the bed come over later

[bleak sky]

[worn sorrel]

I ll play my first m+ this tuesday or so

[balmy condor]

Okay but promise me you won’t think about anything we just talked about in the last 5 minutes

[worn sorrel]

Lmao

I wont

Also

Do you have something for double focus?

[zinc frost]

Yes you’ll have a great time if you don’t think about that in a dungeon

[bleak sky]

What

[worn sorrel]

1st focus for kicks

2nd focus for actual prio damage

[balmy condor]

I explained partial ticks to a guy and he came back with logs and said “that really helped I can feel the damage” and when I say I ripped into this guy

He fucking blocked me I was reaming him so hard

[bleak sky]

Why do you need 2 focus

You focus target one, keep targetting prio target

[worn sorrel]

2 big hp mobs + a 3rd one you need to kick/cc

[bleak sky]

That's exactly why focus exists

[balmy condor]

Yeh I mean I get the situation

But doesn’t exist

Just have to tab

[bleak sky]

Yeah this situation is not real

[balmy condor]

Or nameplate

[zinc frost]

That’s why the other two dps in your party exist

[balmy condor]

That too

Like if 3 things need kicking

You’re not going to be able to do all 3 anyway

[worn sorrel]

But

Its not kicks

You focus high hp targets

Only the 3rd one needs kicks

[bleak sky]

And

[balmy condor]

Then you focus the 3rd one

[bleak sky]

If you want to play with focus targets to kick something, you target the kick target

[worn sorrel]

And tab between the 2 bigs?

[bleak sky]

The other 2 mobs you tab

[balmy condor]

Yeah

[bleak sky]

Yes

[balmy condor]

Or just do it like me

And never use a focus

And just tab

And nameplate click

[bleak sky]

Actual chads behavior

[balmy condor]

Because fuck setting focuses every pack

[worn sorrel]

Any assa streamers? @subtle tundra

[balmy condor]

I actually cannot be fucked

[worn sorrel]

Fair

[glass tulip]

True, just use CDs on your kick target so you don't have to kick as many times

[bleak sky]

Varas is on monk prison

[balmy condor]

The day I have a keybind for set focus and use some control modifier for interrupting focus is the day I go off the deep end

[worn sorrel]

Btw

Is it worth to go exsang for 1st tirna boss?

[bleak sky]

No

Exsang is not a talent

[balmy condor]

Okay with that I go bed time I think

Too much internet

[worn sorrel]

Exsanguinate just looks cool tbh

[bleak sky]

Is exsang even ever mentioned on any guide?

[worn sorrel]

In wowhead

As a the worst of the 3

[zinc frost]

Damn you can see it?

[balmy condor]

It is, I mentioned that it’s unplayably bad

[bleak sky]

And how would that be a good idea exactly

Walk me through the thought process

[balmy condor]

I actually specifically wrote that it is the worst option on the entire tree

[worn sorrel]

I just like the concept

[worn sorrel]

Exactlty

[quasi ledge]

You get the effect for free with 4 set

[subtle tundra]

Monkerman

Windwanking

[zinc frost]

The talent has worked before but yeah its been dead the entire expansion

[worn sorrel]

In exsang st?

Why not make it AOE so we do damage

[bleak sky]

[zinc frost]

Oh god

[bleak sky]

💀 💀 💀 💀

[balmy condor]

I hate this

Get me out

[worn sorrel]

Lmao

[quasi ledge]

He said he's gonna do his first Assa key on Tuesday, I'll let him off

[zinc frost]

Exsanguinated bleeds on everything would be madness

[quasi ledge]

Come back and say that after you've applied 274648273 different ruptures in a key

You're not gonna want to do that twice as much

[balmy condor]

https://www.wowhead.com/news/assassination-rogue-analysis-of-the-9-2-tier-set-bonuses-a-lesson-in-dot-325616

Read this to understand why you’re getting clowned for this sentence

[worn sorrel]

Okay

[balmy condor]

“Aoe exsang” is 0 dps

It’s not the exsang giving damage

Even if you take 2 piece into account, you’re getting maybe 1 extra CT’s worth of damage in on a pack

That’s not aoe damage

(Not to mention the fact that you just have to refresh CT again sooner which is using combo points that you could’ve used on something else so you’re not even getting a “free” ct)

[worn sorrel]

So why not change exsang to just make bleeds do 100% more damage?

[balmy condor]

Great question

[worn sorrel]

Or change that number if thats op

In AOE I mean

So assa has good aoe with super good play

[bleak sky]

Ping the rogue developer and ask them

(don't do that)

[balmy condor]

Gotta ask blizzard why they don’t give exsang an added bleed damage increase

Cause we’ve mentioned it a couple times

[worn sorrel]

I read the article

But I dont understand why we refresh dots at the end of vendetta then

[bleak sky]

[balmy condor]

Because it snapshots tick rates during vendetta yeah?

So if you apply garrote last second of vendetta

It snapshots

Vendetta expires

But the tick rate stays

[worn sorrel]

But you shouldnt get the 30% from vendetta after vendetta ends?

[balmy condor]

TICK RATE

THE TICK RATE

Only haste snapshots, which means only tick rate snapshots

[bleak sky]

.

[balmy condor]

Damage buffs are dynamic

[worn sorrel]

But that doesnt matter, you just did the damage in half the time, but then you have to reapply the dots again wasting resources

[balmy condor]

Ayayay

In single target you gets things from dots

You get energy for example

And rupture is more damage than an envenom

[worn sorrel]

So benefiting from 2 ruptures is better

[balmy condor]

So you are gaining damage by replacing an envenom with a rupture

It’s not a lot but it’s there

But you get more energy on top of that, which means you get more abilities

Those do damage

[worn sorrel]

So actually you just get a bit of damage by refreshing at the end of vendetta

[zinc frost]

@balmy condor thought you were going to bed

[balmy condor]

I thought so too

[worn sorrel]

Basically you get the damage increase from using rupture instead of envemom

"Always available"

It was true

[balmy condor]

2:30 in the morning talking in circles about dots

[worn sorrel]

Is this true?

[balmy condor]

That is one source of some extra damage yes

[worn sorrel]

So...

Last thing I promise

[zinc frost]

[worn sorrel]

Why would we want to reapply garrote to vendetta target in an AOE situation?

[bleak sky]

Damage

[worn sorrel]

In the last seconds I mean

[bleak sky]

Damage

[worn sorrel]

But only the tickrate increases

[zinc frost]

Garrote overhang

[balmy condor]

Energy and damage

[worn sorrel]

It does the same damage

[subtle tundra]

My balls hang

[balmy condor]

It’s doing it in less time

[worn sorrel]

You get more prio damage

But thats it

And more energy I guess

[bleak sky]

So

Don't see the issue

[zinc frost]

[worn sorrel]

In case theres no prio target

Reapplying garrote to vendetta target may be bad?

[balmy condor]

You’re just throwing around “damage” and “damage per second” in your head like the ye e the same thing and they’re not

But you’re using them interchangeably

[worn sorrel]

Cause that mob is gonna die earlier

[bleak sky]

Did you always have fancy bandana on your name?

[balmy condor]

The garrote doesn’t do more damage

But it does more damage per second

[worn sorrel]

I said that

[worn sorrel]

But this is only valuable in a priority target

[zinc frost]

Nah just recently, hang around here enough thought I’d help support the homies

[balmy condor]

Sure I guess

[balmy condor]

I’m gonna be honest with you homeboy, I have no fucking clue where the patreon money goes

Website costs I guess

[bleak sky]

Goes directly into my pocket

[oak sky]

and then into mine

keep working wagecuck

[bleak sky]

[worn sorrel]

You would do the same damage overall whether you apply garrote in the last seconds of vendetta as long as theres always a target you can garrote right?

I see the value in low target counts

[balmy condor]

Correct

[worn sorrel]

Okay thank you

[bleak sky]

You will be vanishing -> gar gar gar in m+

[worn sorrel]

Assa rogue is cool

[bleak sky]

Keep that in mind

[worn sorrel]

But those are limited, one of them ticking faster adds nothing if there is not a prio target

With prio it adds cause you could garrote the prio again in half the time

[bleak sky]

Your vendetta is a minute

You are vendettaing every pack

There's always something to "prio"

[worn sorrel]

I get that

But thats not effective damage

Like its a false prio

Its prio for overall

[bleak sky]

[balmy condor]

A negative snapshot, if you may

[bleak sky]

💀

[quasi ledge]

A shotsnap

[worn sorrel]

Imagine when I start doing m+ and I come here with more questions

[balmy condor]

Cheers I’ll drink to that mate

[bleak sky]

I just prevented toxicity from happening on the internet

I hope you're proud of me

[worn sorrel]

How?

[bleak sky]

Didn't type what I was feeling

[quasi ledge]

I feel like you need to go and do ~10 keys as Assass, just to get some perspective before going balls deep on the questions/research

[zinc frost]

Scammed

[worn sorrel]

Tbh I like the just knowing part of things

Im not really asking to change my play or whatever

Im gonna do what the guide says anyways

[zinc frost]

Just also don’t overthink too much either

[quasi ledge]

Yeah but it seems you don't really understand how Assass plays/works in M+. It's very different to the 1-2 button AoE specs :p

[worn sorrel]

I wont ,just maintaining a few dots is gonna be hard enough

[worn sorrel]

I think its the hardest m+ spec

I didnt even ask about if rupturing at 2cp is ever worth if the enemy is gonna die soon

I know you recover energy but idk how much

[bleak sky]

Eh

You're swimming in energy

Sniping ruptures eh

Sniping mfd good

[worn sorrel]

Mfd?

[zinc frost]

Sniping sbs

[bleak sky]

Get outta here necro stinky

[worn sorrel]

Hey

What about an AOE exsanguinate during a pride buff + burst trinkets

[zinc frost]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-leave-gtfo-get-out-of-here-gif-6207127

[worn sorrel]

Damn

[glass tulip]

During pride?

This is 2022 my guy, you missed that by a couple seasons

Also mfd -> marked for death

[worn sorrel]

Imagine AOE exsanguination with pride

OP

[glass tulip]

I will not let that thought cross my mind

[worn sorrel]

Even better

AOE exsanguination with 30% damage increase on targets with both rupture and garrote up

.
If they dont have both then its only the speed up effect

[quasi ledge]

I mean, we'll still be bottom of the pack. Plus that'll be the worst thing to play in WoWs existence

[glass tulip]

You don't have to be bottom of the pack

Just take your worst friends into your keys

[quasi ledge]

Play with Boomkins

[zinc frost]

[glass tulip]

I lost to a venthyr bear today on my warlock

[carmine dawn]

Wait you guys get a buff this month??

That’s why I still play Diablo 2

Can just watch an hour of tv before bed, do some Baal runs; get a bar of exp, get off

Feel good about it

[glass tulip]

30% fok buff

[vestal wren]

it is interesting that wow is now seen as a seasonal game

release cycles made it feel a lot less seasonal for legion, bfa went a bit slower

i feel like sl just reached the peak with doubeling the content release cycles, what makes it a lot more seasonal

[carmine dawn]

I don’t think you can compare WoW to anything else at this point

Half the player base is doing predicated content for achieves and collectibles

No other game like that

[glass tulip]

i did class hall campaign to fill time

all SL world achieves

[carmine dawn]

Maybe FF because everyone has to do the MSQ

[vestal wren]

wow has a lot of old content you can farm casually without much effort

[carmine dawn]

No one buys a PS2 to finish off the Jak2 precursor orbs

[zinc frost]

not with that attitude

[spice spire]

Watch me

[ebon notch]

@burnt latch

Help me farm NW

[burnt latch]

waddup bro

[ebon notch]

Need ring and booties

[burnt latch]

sorry brother

busy timing keys

[ebon notch]

🧢

[burnt latch]

easy

[kindred heron]

Please tell me that’s an Assa key and not a sub key

[violet jackal]

But were you assassination 🤔

[burnt latch]

Both assumptions are wrong

e

[glass tulip]

!ban warcieft

[ebon notch]

OUTLAW LETS GOOOO

[burnt latch]

yo???

[ebon notch]

!ban @burnt latch

[burnt latch]

??????

[glass tulip]

go post in yellow channel

[violet jackal]

!ban @burnt latch

[glass tulip]

we dont love you here

[burnt latch]

WHAT THE FUCK

[ebon notch]

I think if 5 people vote to ban

They should get banned

Community justice

[burnt latch]

@bleak sky bro

get them off me

[ebon notch]

I would get banned in 2 seconds

[glass tulip]

@bleak sky bro this man just tried to flex an outlaw key on #assassination

[burnt latch]

ofc cuz its me doing the bans

I WAS ASKED HERE

[glass tulip]

[gusty mirage]

[ebon notch]

Imagine thinking outlaw keys are on par with assa keys

[burnt latch]

ngl

this used to be assa key

but

pirate low key slaps

[gusty mirage]

Then we got our 4pc unlucky

[burnt latch]

unlucky

[ebon notch]

Why assa bad :(

[neon cloak]

during shiv to u still refreach CT?

or spam env is the play

[zinc frost]

Yes keep CT up as a dot only

[bleak sky]

my brother

you think I haven't jumped ship?

[gusty mirage]

Wrong channel buddy

Also so obsessed with whispyr you realm transferred to Whisperwind

Get some help

[bleak sky]

I will piss on your sink buddy

[gusty mirage]

Not in it? But on it?

[bleak sky]

yes

[gusty mirage]

[bleak sky]

on it

[gusty mirage]

Sounds messy

[bleak sky]

yes

that's the point

[gusty mirage]

I see

I’m up to 40 raw ex btw

Omni in sight

[subtle tundra]

my healer offered to give me gold to swap to dwarf

[bleak sky]

soon brother

soon

[subtle tundra]

cring poe player

[gusty mirage]

What do you want me to play? Wow? Diablo immortal?

[subtle tundra]

with yo weiner

[gusty mirage]

Oh friend, that’s why I like Poe

One hand gaming

[bleak sky]

you play monk

?¿

[subtle tundra]

bet youre rf

[bleak sky]

he's rf

[gusty mirage]

[bleak sky]

Real Fuckinhandsome

[gusty mirage]

Im proudly one of the 13 people playing ice shot in 2022

Because im stupid

[bleak sky]

drank too much copium

[zinc frost]

At least you have 12 other weird friends to cope with

[gusty mirage]

It’s a fun build man

[bleak sky]

I know, I know

it's just in a sad state

[gusty mirage]

[subtle tundra]

wtf

well, i woulda played some poe if i had the time

[ebon notch]

too busy bein a dumbass

ongong

[subtle tundra]

still have 3 exams left dumbass

[mystic relic]

Have yall tried zold with venthry? How do you like it?

[bleak sky]

don't think there's a reason to play it in M+

duskwalkers should just be better

always

[vernal adder]

How we doing OT 2?

[bleak sky]

pretty aight ramlu

hbu

[vernal adder]

workin 2 more days and then 2 days off

then 2 work again and a weekend off

im chillin, good mood cant complain

[zinc frost]

You enjoy those two days off king, you’ve earned it

[vernal adder]

[viscid spear]

Four 11hr days in a row, then three days off.

[vernal adder]

god speed

[viscid spear]

Usually it's 10hr days, but an elevator is broken so they need us to work harder

[vernal adder]

it is what it is I guess

[zinc frost]

you could say that your hours....have elevated

[viscid spear]

Then there's December, when it's 55hr weeks, 5-day 11-hr

I play so little during the holidays

[vernal adder]

[scarlet sequoia]

np

[spice spire]

np

[carmine dawn]

Do my eyes deceive me

Ramlu in a spec channel

[zinc frost]

He heard about it being OT #2 so he wanted to come chill with the homies

[bleak sky]

you in a spec channel?

[viscid spear]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-sarcastic-sponge-bob-gif-14611576

[ebon notch]

just tried heroic halondrus

p3 beams were all invisible

[ebon notch]

[viscid spear]

[fossil eagle]

Quick quetion about the bleed build and refreshing rup and gar after the vendetta window. After vendetta is over and the snapshotted bleeds are in pandemic window. Is it best to let them fall off or reapply?

[bleak sky]

fall off

[fossil eagle]

ok that is what i thought, thanks!

[winter vapor]

for those few keys where sin might pull ahead - are folks running necro or Venthyr?

[bleak sky]

there are no such weeks

but you run venthyr for keys

[winter vapor]

I thought i heard it being beneficial for ToP and maybe Streets but

fair

[bleak sky]

you run necro if and only if you need to be the necro buff

[winter vapor]

in which case were token covnent

[burnt latch]

@ebon notch

did u get your gear

[bleak sky]

@burnt latch

save for later

for when you need to be mean to him

[burnt latch]

hahahaha

i saved it

thank you

good to have in the toolkit

[ebon notch]

Ye got em all

[ebon notch]

Fk you

[burnt latch]

did u solo que luck out

[ebon notch]

Ye

[burnt latch]

actually based

[ebon notch]

Got ring from NW and belt from ToP

[burnt latch]

i have to do 20 plaguefall runes

for a pox and still didnt drop

daps gets insta

[bleak sky]

do one after raid

[ebon notch]

Ring took a few tries and belt was 1st try

[bleak sky]

it's the secret sauce

[burnt latch]

what raid

[bleak sky]

any raid

pug raid

pug raid (nocco)

[burnt latch]

daps how u respond

this is a challenge

an insult

[ebon notch]

The amount of insults I have received recently

[burnt latch]

you started the war yourself

[ebon notch]

Ttue

[bleak sky]

i'm sorry i'm just salty

[ebon notch]

I should've stuck to league instead of wow

[bleak sky]

no rygelon kill made me salty

[burnt latch]

you shouldve never tried to ban me

that was your #1 mistake

all downhill since then

[ebon notch]

Nah

It spawned so many memes

You need help farming pox @burnt latch

[burnt latch]

nah

i spent 5.5k valor

and upgraded a 236 one

[ebon notch]

ur kidding

[burnt latch]

nope

i managed to get

5.5k valor from 0 valor

faster than i managed to get pox

[ebon notch]

monkagiga

who you farming pox on

monk or rogue

[burnt latch]

rogue

[ebon notch]

fair

[subtle tundra]

i have one and never went outlaw loot spec

get rekt

[burnt latch]

yeah but as a ww u have a good chance at getting it

filthy monk boy

[ebon notch]

tox

@burnt latch lets do keys im bored

wanna come funnel me lords shoulders

[burnt latch]

nahhh my team called it for today

so im just sitting in lfg sniping any fun keys and watching star wars

[viscid spear]

Such a broad explanation

[burnt latch]

what

thats what im doing

[brazen zodiac]

ur gamin

[burnt latch]

[ebon notch]

lets play duuuuuuuuuude im bored

[burnt latch]

what u wanna play

[ebon notch]

idk dud

help me kill jailer for gavel

[burnt latch]

i dont think I have powers to do that

[ebon notch]

ur the strongest rogue ive ever seen

ive never killed jailer heroic on my rogue

[burnt latch]

what u need a gavel for

[ebon notch]

my warr

[burnt latch]

lmao

nope

warr is ass im not helping bring more of those in this world

[ebon notch]

fk u

[viscid spear]

Like what Star Wars?
PM, AotC, RotS, ANH, TESB, RotJ, TFA, TLJ, TRoS, the Clone Wars series, Solo, Rogue One, Mandolorian, Boba Fett, the Christmas Special, etc

[burnt latch]

atm watching the empire strikes back

[ebon notch]

ive never watched star wars

[brazen zodiac]

:o

[oak sky]

???

This is why they say the british arent people

[bleak sky]

not losing much tbh

it's

sci fi movie

[oak sky]

Minalba L take

[bleak sky]

I HECKIN LOVE LIGHTSABERS

[oak sky]

Bruh you dont bat the original trilogy

That aint it

[ebon notch]

come play tft with me on EU?

you're done with finals right

can do fully stacked guild group

[spice spire]

Buddy I ain’t talking glow in the darks

Ya feel?

[burnt latch]

okay listen up

2000s > New ones > Originals

just because the 2000s ones has a better female lead

also to dodge a ban im talking about the shiv tech

[gusty mirage]

you had me up until the middle there buddy

[burnt latch]

u think Lea > Rey?

Lea hella overrated

Leia*

[gusty mirage]

New Ones > Originals > 2000s > Phantom Menace by itself

[burnt latch]

is this based on female leads or movie quality

[viscid spear]

🥒 ⚔️ 🍆

[gusty mirage]

yes

[burnt latch]

[oak sky]

7 was Okayge

also

what is this take where phantom menace is worse than attack of the clones

[burnt latch]

actually true

thats a weird take

3 > 1 > 2

easy

[oak sky]

yes

correct take

[burnt latch]

2 is like

horrendously bad imo

[oak sky]

not a lot happens

[burnt latch]

its the dialog for me

so forced

[oak sky]

the dialogue isnt great in 3 either but the rest of it is pretty good

but yeah 2 is the worst in like every way

[burnt latch]

its better, they made the dialogue a bit lighter instead of every sentence trying to be a shakespearian quote

anakin vs obi wan is a bit underwhelming

but order 66 is legendary

[oak sky]

carried by the music tbh

battle of the heroes slaps

got some motifs from duel of the fates

very pog

[burnt latch]

yeah the music is sick tbh

yoda vs darth sidius tho

thats a banger

[oak sky]

yeah

[gilded solstice]

guishhhhh

which dagger do I get for my cheesy sepsis material gworl? the mastery one or the crit one? (I'm running mark of the assassin but murlok.io seems to prio crit over master)

BUTTTTTT They also largely use dusk legendary cause they are high rating so running healer comps or RM comp

[hollow escarp]

weapon ilvl > secondary stats

[gilded solstice]

WAIT THE OTHER ONE IS A FIST WEAPON SORRY

[hollow escarp]

if you want to min max that much on weapon stats, just do a droptimizer

last time I checked for myself all daggers were in 0.3% range

[gilded solstice]

its okiii I was just being a silly sausage; there's only 1 dagger there; the other weapon is a fist weapon even though it's called slicer, it should be called puncher uwu

Thanks though bestie x

[ebon notch]

what the fuck is murlok.io

[gusty mirage]

pvp site

[gilded solstice]

https://murlok.io/rogue/assassination/2v2#stats it has pve too if you click mm+

[hollow escarp]

so it's like subcreation

[gilded solstice]

but it's super useful; it collects data from the top 50 players in different types of situations; then it breaks down like; x/50 use this legendary or these talents or this gear and this stat prio etc

[hollow escarp]

just in case there's something we pve-heads are missing, just check with the boys in #pvp as well

[gusty mirage]

with a fancier interface, yes

there isn't

you need 2 daggers to play sin

1h in OH is a sub thing in pvp

[hollow escarp]

yeah

[gilded solstice]

yeah I knew it was 2 daggers I just thought the slicer was a dagger for a moment of brain fart uwu

[gusty mirage]

well I suppose unless you're adelgab

then it doesn't fucking matter

because you try to 1 shot people with fok and leave when it doesn't work

[gilded solstice]

im not doing fok build 😛

[bleak sky]

weirdge take

pod racing was gigachad

and sebulba can suck on deez

[gilded solstice]

so my build is like
picture this, it's summer in 84
I do a little sneek, then I see a priest about to stuff a gnome in his mount, then I 🥕 them, then mutilate then rupture then mfd then kidney them vendetta then shiv then sepsis then vanish then mutilate then envenom then scream into their ear as they melt away

or. if that doesn't work, hear me out.
I ᵈᶦᵉ

[gusty mirage]

[balmy condor]

I open my good Christian channel

and it's just pvp shit

[gilded solstice]

AHH A SWEAR

[balmy condor]

pvpers go live in the muted channel

out of sight out of mind

[gilded solstice]

NO

[bleak sky]

pvp

[gilded solstice]

[spice spire]

Brother

You’ve been away if you think this is a Christian channel

God doesn’t exist here 😈

[balmy condor]

weird, cause whenever I say something

you always say "my brother in christ"

[gilded solstice]

sorry worst pve rogue spec said what? >: 3

[bleak sky]

how is that m+ score and only showing 3812 for sub

3900 for outlaw (wrong)

[gilded solstice]

https://murlok.io/rogue/subtlety/mm+ idk you tell me; it's pulled from all regions too

[bleak sky]

good, it pulls bad data

pogchamp

[ebon notch]

best raid spec

[bleak sky]

yes, that's wrong

[ebon notch]

on god

[bleak sky]

don't see how you posting an image is something relevant

[subtle tundra]

just look real quick on rio to see its wrong

[gilded solstice]

hey hey hey; idk what rio is; I don't do all that silly pve nonsense, if I did I would use a real class uwu

[burnt latch]

i love you

whoever you are

youre amazing

the residents of this particular channel dont like it when someone questions their position of power in raids

[bleak sky]

@admins someone hacked Warcieft

please ban them

[burnt latch]

no

im just reformed

[bleak sky]

doubt

ban them just in case

!ban @burnt latch

[burnt latch]

!ban @ebon notch

[oak sky]

im more concerned with rogue being labeled not a real class

[gilded solstice]

/cast blind @[target:Admins]

[bleak sky]

not rank 1 keys = not real class (factual) (( @subtle tundra ))

[burnt latch]

Stossy if u came here with your takes a couple of hours earlier when the EU boomers were still up

you wouldve stirred up a beautiful little shit storm

so elegantly

a work of art

[gilded solstice]

It's a great pvp class; we love rogues in pvp; I've never met a rogue pve player though, that sounds super silly, don't you just die to the bosses axe swings and stuff when ur evasion is off cooldown?

[oak sky]

i love you

[burnt latch]

its like going to outlaw channel and saying u prefer sub rogue gameplay in m+

they go fucking ballistic

[bleak sky]

I don't know if this is trolling or real

and I'm afraid to ask at this point

so I'll

[burnt latch]

thats why its so glorious

Stossy has an elegant touch

and I love it

[gilded solstice]

nono hear me out look at this; this is why you don't see rogues doing pve : this is a screenshot of a rogue advising people on how to do a full dps cycle; it's just 3 abilities and they are so far apart; they used like 600 words to describe alternating between THREE ABILITIES.

My point is; rogues are very limited in what they can do in pve so yall are so bored u write essays on how to rotate THREE abilities

[oak sky]

this is really good input

[jaunty steeple]

[burnt latch]

[oak sky]

i think we can get a pipeline for you to the blizzard devs to help fix rogue pve

[burnt latch]

@balmy condor and his work debunked and in shambles

[oak sky]

just dm scarizard

[spice spire]

[balmy condor]

bro how the fuck are we still on about pvp

#pvp move it or I'll bust the hammer out

[gilded solstice]

I'm not debunking it; it's an excellent rotation; honestly I love it; it's great.
It's just for me personally, if I was to do pve (I wouldn't cause it's too easy) but if I would; I would at least use a class that has like. maybe 4 or 5 abilities in the rotation; just to spice it up a bit

[oak sky]

[jaunty steeple]

if I was to do pve (I wouldn't cause it's too easy)

[balmy condor]

pve (too easy)
idk what rio is (don't do high keys)
never got CE (guilds don't like me cause I'm a pvp fiend)

[oak sky]

i would die for stossy ong

[balmy condor]

bro just go away

[oak sky]

[spice spire]

Amen

[gilded solstice]

hey I killed the jailer for the mount just cause I wanted the mount on HC; and I just joined a random group for that; the raid was over in like an hour and a bit and I went back to pvping (im not talking about pvp this is still a pve comment it just happened to be mentioned)

[balmy condor]

what a gamer

[gilded solstice]

It's not like I haven't DABBLED but like; you reach the end of the game and it's over in an hour and there's nothing left to do; I could do it on mythic but all that is, is the same thing but it just takes longer cause they add more health to it

[jaunty steeple]

[balmy condor]

yes

over in an hour

[spice spire]

Just more health

[balmy condor]

I'll let my guild lead know

no clue why boss isn't dead yet

[spice spire]

No such thing as mythic mechanics, pack it in

[gilded solstice]

idk; this is just a rogue thing I guess; I'm way more into slipping in and out of shadows and going BANG and spinning some twats jaw cause he looked at my healer funny.

That's another thing; we get personal healers in pvp; it's just more of a special experience where u rely on your own skill and not 39 other people

[jaunty steeple]

[spice spire]

This is some good shit

Ong

[balmy condor]

how can one man hold so much troll energy

[gilded solstice]

I'm a girl ;_;

[balmy condor]

aight well

thanks for the copypastas

but uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[gilded solstice]

[balmy condor]

yeah move it on or I'm gonna start muting cause the bait is way too hard

[bleak sky]

I wanna nom on that bait so bad bruv

[burnt latch]

I love the fact that we talked about star wars for a good 30 minutes but as soon as someone mentions pvp it gets wild

[gilded solstice]

Sorry I didn't mean to ruffle any feathers, I'll go back on WoW I don't want to lose access to this channel, I need to be up to date incase you add a 4th ability into the rogue rotation :3 xxxxxxxxx

Catch u later you cool stealthy sausages, love you :333 ❤️
/casts vanish 🌈poof🌈

[balmy condor]

yeh I mean it's that time of the patch where it's 90% regulars, we're just chattin all good, but when it's hard trolling, nah

[hollow river]

[burnt latch]

[oak sky]

[gilded solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/david-tennant-doctor-who-peek-hiding-spy-gif-5340330

[ebon notch]

@burnt latch

[burnt latch]

Gamer

[ebon notch]

we had no lust

[burnt latch]

Monks aint got shit on dapslaw

[ebon notch]

like the monk just forgot until half way through the key we didnt have a lust class

[bleak sky]

that monk had no keys

or mouse

or monitor

idk

[ebon notch]

2nd boss

lmao

[hollow river]

Neither did the rogue tbf

[bleak sky]

BRUHV

[ebon notch]

i cant wait to log review your ass

[hollow river]

Peeposhy

[burnt latch]

Where dis

[hollow river]

[ebon notch]

he has to kill a boss first

[hollow river]

If I raided everyday they’d have died 2 months ago

[ebon notch]

thats not possible

cause i raided every day and they didnt

[hollow river]

[burnt latch]

Nocco couldve cleared raid faster than echo raiding every day but they enjoy eachothers company too much so they intenionally prolonged prog to spend more time together

[ebon notch]

you spent 2 mins writing this

???

!ban @burnt latch

[spice spire]

He’s immune

Based Warcieft can’t be banned

[burnt latch]

Dude im in bed writing with one hand cuz my dog gets angry if i dont pet him with the other

!promote @spice spire

Well deserved promotion gz

[spice spire]

Ty mister warcieft

[ebon notch]

ur cring

[burnt latch]

Statistically incorrect

Get pwned by maths nerd

[ebon notch]

there wasnt even a number in that sentence

[burnt latch]

U dont get pity points for being dyslexic here

No sir

[ebon notch]

im dyslexic you dont see me complaining

[burnt latch]

Didnt ask + dont care + ratio’d

[ebon notch]

keep yourself safe

[burnt latch]

No

[spice spire]

Brother?

[burnt latch]

Yes brother?

[spice spire]

Nah that was @ daps

Tryna figure out what he means

[burnt latch]

Akward

[spice spire]

[burnt latch]

Is it akward or awkward

[spice spire]

But this is all I see

[burnt latch]

LMAO

[spice spire]

Awkward

[ebon notch]

.

[burnt latch]

The only dot daps manages to maintain

[ebon notch]

one of these days ill come up with some insane tech

but everyone will have me blocked

so nobody will learn it

[burnt latch]

Dont act like you’d share the tech before getting all r1s wit it

[bleak sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971860512952451072/985329719752941618/meme.gif

[ebon notch]

please stop putting me in ur memes

i already live in ur head rent free

[bleak sky]

no

[burnt latch]

[bleak sky]

you're gonna enjoy it

[balmy condor]

Daps is actually just the villain of sin chat

[bleak sky]

get to live in my head instead of britland

[ebon notch]

only cause cev left

fuck me

[hollow river]

@ebon notch

[burnt latch]

[hollow river]

I’m concerned for your safety now

[ebon notch]

why

[hollow river]

[ebon notch]

i miss him every day

im sure he'll show up to roast me in a few days

[bleak sky]

oh absolutely

just say something dumb like lining shiv up with euphoria

[gusty mirage]

Wow

Am I not good enough for you?

[ebon notch]

i can miss multiple people

[gusty mirage]

[ebon notch]

nobody happy with me

i got written up by viklund for inting a rygelon pull

a hunter took my soak

and i didnt "adapt"

meanwhile my weakaura looked like this

[worn sorrel]

You use pvp trinket in raid?

[ebon notch]

nah its just there

need to remove it

[worn sorrel]

Sad

[bleak sky]

my brother in christ

wtf is that ui

[woeful meteor]

WA for smoke bomb already active in Raid preparing for our 10.0 Raid Utility

[echo geyser]

this is my favorite part

[ebon notch]

the only thing wrong with it is the weakaura in the middle smh

[echo geyser]

pvp bar

[ebon notch]

i just needed a way to track my pvp shit

cause i hid my bars

[woeful meteor]

only load in arena/bg

[ebon notch]

its a normal action bar

just split into 2 rows

[oak sky]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-gif-22588065

[spice spire]

@bleak sky really maintaining the bangers

[bleak sky]

i found a good gif but haven't had a chance to use it

malding irl over it

[ebon notch]

im not gonna like this am i

[balmy condor]

That’s the idea

[bleak sky]

doesn't involve you

it's fine

you're safe this time

[ebon notch]

fk u

[oak sky]

ill get you a situation

[ebon notch]

mods bullying me

[bleak sky]

needs to be organic

locally sourced farm to table situation

[ebon notch]

link it

[bleak sky]

no

[shy dust]

@ebon notch

were you the clown who pinged me

[balmy condor]

He was

I have proof

179752119945920512 that is indeed Rae’s number

[echo geyser]

[bleak sky]

[ebon notch]

and when someone ghost pinged me multiple times in one day you didnt help me out

smh

[balmy condor]

Yeh cause idc

Bro ram

Why would you ping speed

[bleak sky]

[balmy condor]

That’s so rude

[echo geyser]

[keen mist]

who smelly

[balmy condor]

Ramfam for sure dude

[echo geyser]

[keen mist]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-smell-wwe-gif-15916777

https://tenor.com/view/smells-like-ass-casey-frey-eww-stinky-disgusting-gif-17042155

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

too late

I saw it

[keen mist]

[echo geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-juice-cry-cat-kitten-tears-gif-15751834

[bleak sky]

This gatto is too sad

Make it happy right now

[echo geyser]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cats-disco-cat-htctxe9vBRRurQCr0l

[bleak sky]

Good

Thank you

[echo geyser]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/502534242157330450/936665825044205619/final_61f179becd4bea002fd0b1b4_870521.gif

[bleak sky]

Weird looking cat

[ebon notch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/163208438229368832/974356125560492062/destro_vibing.gif

[bleak sky]

Yurop cat I guess

[ebon notch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/780436306814828545/980810165030912020/BossBunny.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752496937609199708/982290720687796264/sbun3.gif

[bleak sky]

[ebon notch]

should definitely have a bunny rave channel

[keen mist]

[ebon notch]

@keen mist how were keys today

[keen mist]

[ebon notch]

when ram muted stream i got scared

[oak sky]

Might start a key arc soon

Stay tuned daps

[ebon notch]

you've said this like

8 times

[oak sky]

Im on summer now bro

It could actually happen

[ebon notch]

you do 1 key and ur hyped

then 3 more then you hate life

cause you main rogue

[oak sky]

I just need to play less league and less val

[oak sky]

Wdym i play mage

[bleak sky]

Oh another useless class

Pog

[ebon notch]

lmao

exactly

[oak sky]

Fire is sick

[bleak sky]

Yeah sick as in bed ridden

[ebon notch]

i had a guy turn down multiple survival hunters because "mages have more utility" and "they have shields"

then he took an enhancement shaman

it was a fucking +17 NW

wtf was he looking for

[bleak sky]

Survival is squishy bro trust

[ebon notch]

OH and to top it all off

[bleak sky]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[ebon notch]

HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE CORRECT KEY

fucking meta slaves who cant read bro i swear

"oh yeah why did a mage time 31 keys???"

yeah man you're definitely a trend setter in ur +17 nw

[bleak sky]

Gotta start somewhere

[ebon notch]

or w.e the fuck he had

i left shortly after he didnt start the key

[gusty mirage]

wtf did I come back to

why are there dancing rabbits

[shy dust]

figured

[oak sky]

Mage is rogue tier

Prob

Im no expert

[ebon notch]

you were typing smth

[oak sky]

Seems good but not best comp good

[ebon notch]

and then you werent

i had to check up on you

[mystic relic]

Warlocks need a nerf

Some lock at 258 ilvl hit a 100k on trash pull

[strange python]

but they suck on boss damage, or? haven't played for a few months so maybe I'm wrong here

[zinc frost]

Boss dmg also good for destro locks

[strange python]

okay, then they should get a nerf lol

[spice spire]

It’s only PI, dw (old meme from this tier for just returning players)

[zinc frost]

[strange python]

I was following this and I thought locks don't get PI anymore but mages

[spice spire]

Fire, but not every raid has a fire mage still

[viscid spear]

I give PIs to a Feral

[spice spire]

This is going on your quarterly review

[bleak sky]

I thought ash played mage

[viscid spear]

I play WoW, Minal

[lilac sparrow]

Why many guys in WCL use Nadjia? any change in rotation or something?

[zinc frost]

For Theo to be better you’d need haste tea and high shade uptime. It’s just easier to go Nadjia for all fights since most require mobility to a degree therefore losing shade uptime

[autumn frost]

It's time to make the switch to outlaw I guess 😦

[hybrid vale]

Yes

Outlaw is the way

Flexible overlord spec

[subtle tundra]

fk off with your propaganda

[echo geyser]

Ww is the way

[viscid spear]

Play Feral

[echo geyser]

[strange python]

Me next patch

[hybrid vale]

F l e x I b l e

[ebon notch]

@subtle tundra

monk stats pogging out

[spice spire]

[gusty mirage]

If varas jumped off a bridge would you?

You’re grounded mister

[ebon notch]

i played monk

way before him

he should jump off a bridge

[gusty mirage]

Woah woah

[viscid spear]

Well if he jumps off a bridge he's going to be very grounded.

[burnt latch]

!ban @ebon notch !ban @echo geyser !ban @subtle tundra

Smh non rogue purists

Yellow means yellow

[spice spire]

Mister warcieft aren’t you an alt gamer too tho 🤨

[burnt latch]

Definetly not sir

[echo geyser]

[burnt latch]

Im a purist

To the fullest

[ebon notch]

ive seen runecieft

and proczieft

[burnt latch]

Theyre abominations born out of hatred and negativity, I dont claim them as my alts

[bleak sky]

clowning

[spice spire]

🤨

[shy dust]

Too much haste

[drowsy parcel]

freedom

[bleak sky]

gz gz

[subtle tundra]

Racist

[burnt latch]

Woooow no need to use harsh words

[ebon notch]

finnish

[bleak sky]

british

[ebon notch]

me no

[bleak sky]

british (derogatory)

[burnt latch]

[bleak sky]

provide that emote rn

[burnt latch]

How do i do that

Its from my old guilds server

[bleak sky]

nvm then

don't want to join yurop guild disc, daps might be there

[burnt latch]

Yeah thats a good call

Avoid, intercept, strive

[ebon notch]

@burnt latch @bleak sky

[burnt latch]

[echo geyser]

so lucky

gz

[bleak sky]

brother

I hope you're doing well and I wish you the best in life. [Original message filtered by @prisma monolith]

[ebon notch]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/rPsDn5DRJMyKUdcgDy9DmH

[bleak sky]

That's very nice!

[ebon notch]

thank u

:3

[echo geyser]

[ebon notch]

what are the chances i loot jailer fist

[echo geyser]

bout two fiddy

[glass tulip]

gz Kayl, well done my guy

[ebon notch]

hey

i just read this

[bleak sky]

[echo geyser]

@ebon notch u have halondrus visual bug?

we literally cant see fucking beams