assassination

[lone junco]

lol

[viscid helm]

[keen inlet]

sitting there wondering "why would I farm ap up for alt weapons when bfa nukes them"

[lone junco]

I only send them OR tokens to buy coins.

[viscid helm]

yeh i mean, the last time played one of my alts was 1st week of Antorus

for mandatory splits

[lone junco]

then burn coins on the greater rifts

[keen inlet]

my issue is I'm running low on OR on my main because the Blood quests are expensive (1800)

and I use bloods to get or for alts

etc

but again

[lone junco]

you have far too many alts.

[keen inlet]

if I sat down for a few hours a week and banged out WQs

i'd be fine

well

yeah, tbh.

legion made me conflicted about what alt to invest in

because it's an investment

unlike wod

which was get set up and auto-run

haha

[lone junco]

So I just got sub boots from my random orange. tbh, I thought I already had sub boots lol

[keen inlet]

so I've got the monk, spriest, dk, and druid

plus horde toon

trying to make monk work tho. honestly think they'll fare better in bfa

bear days numbered

I think bfa's gonna be monk/dh/prot pally tank meta

[lone junco]

spread going into add phase for argus made me lol

[keen inlet]

hah

is taht dh dps or tank

[lone junco]

dps

[keen inlet]

jfc

are 1 and 2 complicated

please tell me one of those hunters is bm

and out-dpsing the dh soundly

hahaha

[lone junco]

both

[keen inlet]

made my day ty

[lone junco]

i dont really care for the excuses tbh.

Ive had 6p for like 3 months.

number 4 on that chart is BM

[hoary copper]

That other rogue tho

[lone junco]

I dunno man.

I guess I found it.

[safe matrix]

it IS bad

[dense quest]

Lol

[lone junco]

nah. there it is

[dense quest]

Thats a idk i get loot now parse

[safe matrix]

did he die?

[lone junco]

no

[safe matrix]

wtf

[viscid helm]

that looks a lot like my logs during farm

[dense quest]

He’s sleeping

[lone junco]

we arent running orbs out in p1.

if he got 2 back to back in p2. maybe

[dense quest]

Check the replay

[spare cloud]

Is he using discord

[safe matrix]

nah

cause even then

you just cloak

[lone junco]

@dense quest i will.

[safe matrix]

like these logs

[dense quest]

He’s sleeping for sure

[safe matrix]

I want to experience this

link*

[lone junco]

even wife aggro can wait a min for our progress kills

[safe matrix]

gimme them logs boy

👀

[strange python]

prydaz and argus q leggo ring i got cant equipt pydaz til tommorow will get another one before reset is prydaz and argus ring ok sstarting off with

[frozen pecan]

you have no choice don't you lol

[lone junco]

khssssss going through a tunnel. khsssss breaking up.

[safe matrix]

Jeez that was hard to read though

[spare cloud]

wat

[lone junco]

dropped a stain at the edge, then got a buff, then just hung out for like 5 sec. zzz

[solemn vapor]

Hahahahahaha

[quick talon]

tbf

You guys didnt kill argus, yet right ?

[lone junco]

we did

5th pull.

[quick talon]

o

[lone junco]

kinda sad imo

[spare cloud]

time for mythic?

[lone junco]

nah. we have 18 people.

[quick talon]

Roaster issues because noobe keeps reporting his own mates

[safe matrix]

FeelsBadMan

[lone junco]

truth

[spare cloud]

lul

[lone junco]

prob just alts on farm and afk till aug

[quick talon]

Wonder what this channel will look like

[dense quest]

did you get the trinket?

[quick talon]

in 2-3 months

[spare cloud]

probably still

do you fok at 4cp?

[quick talon]

Well im curious

it'll either be more dead than it is now

[dense quest]

toxic on cd?

[quick talon]

or full offtopic spam

about some dates

[safe matrix]

I mean it'll be more on topic

there's nothing really to talk about cause everythings pretty much set in stone specwise

[spare cloud]

I wonder if in 2-3 months the bot will work again

[lone junco]

Now that im AOTC i can finally get in a Normal pug.

😐

[safe matrix]

grats

[lone junco]

2m st declined for a +8

[safe matrix]

do you feel powerful yet?

[spare cloud]

FeelsAssaMan

[dense quest]

why dont you just make a mythic group with 5 of your 18

[spare cloud]

In +8 boss is dead before you can exsan

[lone junco]

Im really happy where sin turned out. that pk bug +mut buff was the best thing to happen in a while

[safe matrix]

+good tier and scaling

[dense quest]

pk bug mut buff was the best buff we ever got

[lone junco]

@spare cloud yeah. I solod the first boss in upper a while back. everyone died going into evoc and I did 60-0.

[spare cloud]

Nice group

[lone junco]

fail pug failed

[safe matrix]

I like upper

its nice and easy

[lone junco]

did 15 Tyrannical seat the other day. was pretty rough, but I liked it

[safe matrix]

seat is ucking terrible

[spare cloud]

I mean upper kara is fine

its like the only dungeon I would actually farm if I needed smth

[hoary copper]

I enjoy upper. Did a +10 yesterday and things were dying in the first burst phase so numbers were uber inflated

[lone junco]

was the first seat I had done over heroic 5man random lol

[spare cloud]

oh wait?

Seat is my lowest key

[safe matrix]

I need to push keys this week, but I haven't had the time

[hoary copper]

Tired of running upper tho for that trinket -.-

[spare cloud]

because I can't find a group willing to do seat

[safe matrix]

Seat is like everyones lowest key

cause it sucks

[spare cloud]

Yeah but not by that far

Like my seat is 17

rest is 21+

also its depleted

because nice group

[calm grail]

At this point, it's hard to find the motivation Farm anything more than a single 15 every week.

[spare cloud]

unless youre top and want to go for mdi

[calm grail]

Now that I am regularly completing most of Mythic, there is no reason to farm dungeons.

It's not gear holding you back at this point.

Holding me*

So I'm content with my weekly chest and raiding.

[spare cloud]

Well not if you actually want to maximise your character

for other stuff

but yeah

no real reason to do that unless youre top

[calm grail]

To me the time investment versus the reward isn't worth anymore.

[spare cloud]

Yeah

[calm grail]

I really have to fish hard for upgrades

It's like when you're playing Diablo 3 towards the end of the season

[spare cloud]

I don't need to fish really, a normal mythic ring would still be an upgrade for me

but I'm like 8 weeks late in the content

so I'm still basically "gearing"

and being ally makes things worse

because there are times on the day where there are legit no people doing 15+ keys or stuff like that

and its not even times like 5 am or some shit

its like 3 pm where you cant find stuff sometimes

or 4pm

[dense quest]

time to switch to horde!

[spare cloud]

my guild might

and I wont switch guild for horde because there would be almost no guild available thats better for the time investment

*noticebly better

[dense quest]

there should be a lot more guilds

overall

I am sure you'll find one that suits your time

[spare cloud]

Also I wouldnt really swap guild just for the sake of being better

Oh diablo season started

i think

[unreal coyote]

oh boy

dead game is dead

[spare cloud]

Should I play or should I just download poe

[unreal coyote]

neither

[spare cloud]

should I try to find a group for upper kara?

[strange python]

can someonme send me there string for wa assas rogue

[spare cloud]

check the pins

[unreal coyote]

like pawn string?

thi si not 2010

[spare cloud]

a pawn string for weakauras

wat

[unreal coyote]

sorry

missed the wa

[hexed mesa]

Does anyone here know of a good dreadlord's deceit weakaura? I'm clueless when it comes to making my own

I didnt find a good one on wago 😮

[unreal coyote]

wago.io

[spare cloud]

lul

[unreal coyote]

https://wago.io/NJiUMrSsf

for real dude?

[lone junco]

zzz

[viscid helm]

?

[spare cloud]

dodging the buff

[lone junco]

just count to 15 before you go back in ok

[viscid helm]

that zone does like no dmg

on heroic

you can dip in

and take it

[lone junco]

or go around.

[spare cloud]

I mean hes trying

[hexed mesa]

wtf i searched for dreadlord's

[steep obsidian]

thats better then both buffs being dropped directly on each other

[unreal coyote]

your kung fu

is medium

apparently

[lone junco]

w/e

yay dead boss.

zzz

[spare cloud]

grats

[unreal coyote]

down m argus?

[spare cloud]

🤔

[lone junco]

at least we got a bird out of the deal

[spare cloud]

bird mount looks good tbh

[unreal coyote]

o heroic

wut

grats

[lone junco]

yeah. 2.1M single just doing heroic.

still

I do hope they have a tiny 3boss instance in may or something

quite a gap

[viscid helm]

well its the same gap every expansion

[lone junco]

yeah. at least we have M+ this time

[viscid helm]

true

[lone junco]

post all others we just jump in Org and do shitty pvp

jumping in garrison for 6 months was pretty lame.

[spare cloud]

do challenge mode?

kappa

[viscid helm]

price was to low

[lone junco]

challenge mode was not fun for me. I like M+

[viscid helm]

at that point

[lone junco]

I dont give a shit about mog.

I dont like being scaled down for the lols.

we did a few CM. that was enough.

[spare cloud]

the dagger looks shit also

if its not glowing

[lone junco]

Mage tower was the most effort ive ever put into mog. but it was more for challenge than looks. I would like to be able to repeat them though.

makes for good testing. beats dummy time.

[shut pendant]

Can anyone drop some knowledge on me regarding legendaries? Not covered in guide that i saw. I Don’t have mantle or wrists. Had been using crown/boots. Got insignia of ravenholdt and that is simming higher with crown. I thought boots would be better with same ilvl replacements

[spare cloud]

I did it late but it seemed like it would be fun when not overgeared

[viscid helm]

issue was that they obviously only had 1 difficulty

and knowing blizzard

well

"everyone's gotta be able to do it"

[unreal coyote]

@shut pendant 📍

if youre simming alrdy

why argue with it

lol

[spare cloud]

Boots are harldly ever utilized to the max

[shut pendant]

I am sorry. Don’t mean to make it seem like I’m arguing 🙂. I just wondered why this is when boots seemed great

@spare cloud ty that might explain it

[viscid helm]

There isnt a big difference in SIn legos

[spare cloud]

boots also have shit stats

compared to crown

[viscid helm]

unlike with some other classes

[unreal coyote]

when rogues sim it should always return a meme about scaling too

[lone junco]

Ill prob spend the rest of expac working on Hpal or Dh tank.

[unreal coyote]

im gearing a warrior

lol

[spare cloud]

hpal have cool new spellanimations

[unreal coyote]

for obvious reasons

[lone junco]

BFA reasons?

[spare cloud]

have you seen the holy light animation

[lone junco]

no

[spare cloud]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_YyGUoJ-U4

[lone junco]

interesting

[viscid helm]

that looks

awful

lol

[lone junco]

I preferred shield 1h

yeah.

imagine with haste

or procs .5sec cast

w/e. I dont care about animations.

I just want the overheal absorb mastery back.

ranged scale is pretty dumb

[spare cloud]

When playing healer I am just zoomed in close to my character at all times

[lone junco]

Im zoomed all the way out. my person is smaller than a WA square

lol

[plain thistle]

975 aggramar trinket, on my mythic cache, fml

[lone junco]

is that the haste one with fire proc?

[plain thistle]

yup

[woven dragon]

I got a 970 from a reroll yesterday

[lone junco]

I got 965 from a box. Turns out it isnt good for outlaw either. 😦

[woven dragon]

Felt REAL bad

[lone junco]

895 CoF is better. lol wut

[woven dragon]

I did get this the other day though

[lone junco]

not enough crit.

still nice though

[plain thistle]

its good for outlaw snd build, just not for single target

[woven dragon]

yeah wish it had crit but not gonna complain :^)

[lone junco]

my snd sims are very high. just shy of my best sin, and only 74 pts with random relics.

ran it in LFR once, and held 2m without too much trouble.

[strange python]

what neck enchant we go for ?

[uncut walrus]

Hi guys, i didnt see it in ressources but is there any guide for assassination spec in MM+?

[lone junco]

depends. use raidbots gear compare and just test each of the neck enchants

(they are all really close for me)

[strange python]

im prob gonn go with satyr cos i got 113% mastery atm with one leggo equipt when iu equipt prydaz it will shoot up need more vers

[grim canopy]

I'm watching sin streams, when the guy doesn' get PB he does lower aoe than the tank =\

[shrewd oriole]

http://prntscr.com/iisxav

fuck my life

another tf item

not eoc

[spare cloud]

arent you on a date

[shrewd oriole]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[spare cloud]

whats going on

[shrewd oriole]

not yet dude wtf

it's 4pm

[spare cloud]

Gotta mentally prepare

[shrewd oriole]

by doing uppers

[dire spoke]

get cancer so date isn't that bad

[shrewd oriole]

meh

[spare cloud]

I tried to do upper before

couldn't find a group

[shrewd oriole]

relic rolled meh

[quick talon]

classic

[shrewd oriole]

helps if you're 980 bags

[quick talon]

Probably if I get another EoC in ukara

it'll be 940 again

[spare cloud]

I am 975 bag

just ally and there are no groups

[shrewd oriole]

ah

alliance

n00b

[spare cloud]

😦

[quick talon]

playing alliance is like

[spare cloud]

I hope we go horde...

I really do

[quick talon]

shooting in your leg before the marathon starts

crippling yourself for no reason

[shrewd oriole]

http://prntscr.com/iisymb

🤔 this group is promising

[quick talon]

Obi Waan is leader tho

[spare cloud]

blackmoore

[shrewd oriole]

kek

[spare cloud]

german server

germans are fine in dungeons

most of the time

[dire spoke]

https://forumwk.de/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Obi-1.gif

[quick talon]

idk I hate playing with germans in M+

[spare cloud]

WAS

[dire spoke]

WAS JUNGE

[quick talon]

But I dont enjoy playing with other germans most of the time anyway

few expections do exist but

[shrewd oriole]

agreed

[quick talon]

meeeh

[shrewd oriole]

the germans I've encountered

are the type of german to ask you to do mechanics on heroic

[shrewd oriole]

classic

[keen inlet]

I'm 🅱rowsing the archives

[quick talon]

i can do that, too

[quick talon]

https://i.gyazo.com/fc190f1539ac7adf16e271e8171f1786.png

or when giggle was still around

[dire spoke]

Noobe poison

[lone junco]

that was PK week.

[lone junco]

I was all in on the stealth knife

[dire spoke]

you filthy fotm

[quick talon]

me irl

[grim canopy]

wtf

[quick talon]

ah wrong one

[lone junco]

if Fotm, means playing one toon all expac, (19 months) and having enough gear to do whatever I want. then ys

fotm

[quick talon]

T R U E

[grim canopy]

assassin is fotm?

[spare cloud]

I live in bavaria and I don't agree

[quick talon]

fucking east germany holding us back

[keen inlet]

oh, rip

wasn't animated

Me when I hear company's bringing lunch in

[quick talon]

Toms date after she hears he's a rank 7 rogue

[spare cloud]

wat

[dire spoke]

[spare cloud]

how does that even work

[grim canopy]

double jointed

so for m+ should i just swap to sub

[quick talon]

In theory, yes

[vernal adder]

meh

[quick talon]

usually it doesnt really matter tbh

who cares if youre doing 2,5 or 2,8m overall

in a competitive way sub is surely ahead

yet i cba switching to sub anymore

[shrewd oriole]

I started playing rogue

when I was 10

cuz they could dual wield and I thought that meant you did double damage

[signal summit]

Undead back then was so dope

[keen inlet]

man

when i started playing rogue

all I had

50 cent

[shrewd oriole]

LOL

[strange python]

50 copper?

[vernal adder]

What are your thoughts about 50cent tom?

[keen inlet]

old rap references

[strange python]

lost me :S

[spare cloud]

Don I want to be green but bot doesnt work

help pls

[quick talon]

Think about that:

[keen inlet]

are you sure

you want to be green

remember

metzen plays sin

lore plays sub

[spare cloud]

I havent decided between green red and blue yet

[keen inlet]

but ion

ion plays

[spare cloud]

but I dont want to be yellow for sure

[quick talon]

Today Tom is having a date. Tom has 3 letters.
If you change 3 letters in Don Jose it actually becomes Ion Lore
Ion Lore is 7 letters, bfa is the 7th expension
@keen inlet who are you ?

[keen inlet]

outlaw.

[strange python]

you need to be banned from paint

[spare cloud]

please

[torn token]

What trinkets do you guys use for aoe on m+?

[spare cloud]

I use moonglaives and contract from seat

but I play sub

[quick talon]

Panth trinket + mastery statstick

[keen inlet]

@spare cloud you're welcome

[spare cloud]

Uh

Thank you very much

[quick talon]

@keen inlet Hows youre discord tag #0001

how did u do that 🤔

[keen inlet]

Magic.

[spare cloud]

nitro

[keen inlet]

[crystal fox]

don made discord

he's the creator

[quick talon]

Oh

you can get nitro with paypal now

[lone junco]

@keen inlet I actually just made a 50cent reference

regarding this cake

[quick talon]

Oh

thats from the Mathilda movie

[viscid helm]

Can we like

stay on topic

this isnt general

[lone junco]

CarrotOnCD

[quick talon]

soon to be mod flowi

[spare cloud]

lul

[quick talon]

trying his best

[viscid helm]

[keen inlet]

#assassination : Don Conspiracy Theories
#outlaw : Actual spec discussion about future/bfa
#subtlety : Why does my dps suck
#385145484559253506 : no really, why does my dps suck
#off-topic: crickets
#pvp: Why do I suck at pvp
#transmog: Why do I suck at transmog
#255445422707965953: hi looking for rogue with mythic ahead of the curve to join our guild we raid twice a week 2 hours we are currently 2/11 PST your cover letter, resume, and clips of you clearing mythic argus ty

[supple hearth]

Lmao general...

[spare cloud]

2/11 N

[crystal fox]

finally taking my time to try get those legendary rogue daggers,only a few years too late 👍

[keen inlet]

Maybe next expansion we can finally xmog them eh

[crystal fox]

mainly doing it for the moggable ones

they fit my t7 quite nicely

[steep obsidian]

those daggers were fun, would be amazing if they somehow gave them back as a talent or something

[keen inlet]

I mean they were kinda like Curse of the Dreadblades

tbh

[steep obsidian]

a little

[crystal fox]

started the quest back when it was current content, but kinda got bored of it 🤷

[keen inlet]

my biggest complaint was I had them, but while they were relevant we had landslide enchant.

so the entire time we had them they were nothing but dust balls

[steep obsidian]

they should give you a toy for the wings when you complete it

there are other toys that do slow fall

[quick talon]

[strange python]

how do i mover my weak auras so its not covering action bars

[solid field]

/wa happy toph..

and find the one you want to move

and move it

or move your action bars

[crystal fox]

wooh got my sleeper and dreamer

[spare cloud]

!wa ?

wtf

[crystal fox]

/wa obviously

[spare cloud]

yeah obviously

for someone who doesnt know how to open the menu to move the weakauras it might not be so obvious.

[crystal fox]

he's probably running around in dalaran spamming !wa in /say atm

[quick talon]

Why is this a game

[crystal fox]

why are you linking it here

[spare cloud]

sexual content

omg

[quick talon]

to share my confusion

[spare cloud]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[keen inlet]

#off-topic

exists

for

a

[quick talon]

I tried to remove it

[keen inlet]

reason

WIN

[quick talon]

but it didnt work

[surreal nymph]

assassination = most fun rogue spec? yuupp

[strange python]

its covering my whoile screen and i cant get rid of it can see shit with this

[crystal fox]

i mean combat is quite fun with pistol shots and ranged stuns and all

not good, just fun

[vernal adder]

wish combat is good in bfa

wanna play it

[solid field]

You got some crappy WAs then.

[strange python]

do u even need a weak auras tho ?

[solid field]

No, they just help

[crystal fox]

🤔

if you want something that shows you what you want, get a wa that does it 🤷

[solid field]

I've never gotten one that has covered my whole screen.

[strange python]

gonna try get used to it without too much hassle

[crystal fox]

there's no "use these wa's or you suck"

only one that i really need is "dont release you r-word"

then i just have useful ones like onebuttonAPitem and combat timer

then the t21 antorus wa aswell ofc,cause i like things shouting at me what to do 🤷

soooo,what's all ye rogues up to today?

[novel island]

What's a rogue?

[crystal fox]

guy with pointy things that stabs things

[novel island]

Ahh, mines retired, got tired of waiting on pb.

So sad.

I just drop consecration now and pretend it is a pb.

[strange python]

i liked it for shammy couldnt understand it for rogue is there any tips i can get off someone to be able to remember everythign without having wa

[crystal fox]

just make some TMW's then?

[surreal nymph]

love that move. PB.... love me some peanut butter

[novel island]

I couldn't play anything without a weak aura, all that information in one area.

[crystal fox]

lets hope this is the week i get a tier head above lfr lvl

[lean hill]

@strange python if you aren't using WA you need to rely on your own memory and attention span. Don't think anyone can help you with that

[jovial kite]

hey

any updates on tom

got cucked and necked self?

[quick talon]

we dont know

maybe notter knows

@olive crow @viscid helm idk who the real one is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPyyo8_Ndyo have u seen that ?

[shrewd oriole]

Havent goned yet

in an hour and a half

[quick talon]

make sure to send pics

either in here

or DM

[shrewd oriole]

not gonna send pics wtf

not josh

[quick talon]

WTF please

[shrewd oriole]

how do I even

take pictures on a date

no

terrible idea

[quick talon]

Let me tell you

[shrewd oriole]

smashing is priority numero uno

[quick talon]

Act like doing a selfie

its snapi time

but instead of using face cam

u really use the other cam

big tricks

[shrewd oriole]

lmao

[spare cloud]

forgets to turn of flash

[quick talon]

or you can do like

"Lets to a selfie haha now that we finally meet each other haha"

-> sends selfie into discord

[shrewd oriole]

that's

so cringe

[quick talon]

sure

but cringe usually gets you to smash

[spare cloud]

not cringe if it works

🤔

[quick talon]

Also make sure to do a sextape

"no babe camera isnt even on haha"

"The red dot means its off, red for off as always"

[sharp viper]

haHAA

[quick talon]

@shrewd oriole what u wearing tho

I demand pre-date selfie

[shrewd oriole]

sure

I'll give you that

[strange python]

wont let me add a new weak auras my old one pops back up when i try to import new one and dunno how to delete it

[shrewd oriole]

gonna shower oon

soon*

[grim canopy]

is assassin aoe better in bfa

or do i have to still afk in trash for lower stuff

[crystal fox]

higher chance to procc pb

🤷

@shrewd oriole play Blue Swede - Hooked on a feeling

[shrewd oriole]

I love that song aha

[stone fractal]

is the 2p for 3k mastery proc decent? I got 960 gloves with a socket and 965 boots from weekly cache!

[steep obsidian]

it is good

[lean hill]

@grim canopy may want to ask that in 6-8 months

[steep obsidian]

you should sim it though but its worth more then well statted pieces of the same ilvl it procs a lot

[shrewd oriole]

@quick talon what should I wear

[quick talon]

she's vegen, maybe some furry coat

idk some casual suit is always nice tbh

[shrewd oriole]

gucci

gang

gucci

gang

[sand whale]

activewear hipster

surely she'll like one of those, why not combine it

[quick talon]

like that one always works

https://gyazo.com/7f1be1f9d750499e745dc9b87b615f73

[shrewd oriole]

Kappa

tie

[manic vigil]

why is it so tight?

weird

[quick talon]

Yea i wouldnt wear a tie either

[manic vigil]

bow tie or gtfo right tom

[quick talon]

a fucking red bow tie 👌🏿

[manic vigil]

[quick talon]

You can use the normal tie later on for some bondage stuff tho

if youre into that

[manic vigil]

how efficient

[safe matrix]

@shrewd oriole good luck friendo

I believe in u champ

[lone junco]

Thoughts and prayers @shrewd oriole

[arctic venture]

whos that?

[shrewd oriole]

Bless

Leaving now, cy’all tomorrow

[keen inlet]

@lone junco Just found out it's a girl

[lone junco]

he posted her insta a few days ago

[keen inlet]

No, future Don-ling

should've been specific

haha

[lone junco]

tips included :
dont bring up the neighbor "country"
dont fuck with Israeli girls, they are all in the army.

@keen inlet oy. yay baby

[keen inlet]

yeah, it has all its necessary parts and pieces

that was relieving

[lone junco]

shit is scary until 1st bday.

[keen inlet]

right

[lone junco]

after that. just strap them to the roof of the car. they are tough.

[keen inlet]

humans remarkably good at running themselves
but remarkably good at shutting down if something's wrong

[strange python]

r/me_irl

[solid field]

My first child my wife would literally follow him around and wipe his hands every time he touched something.. By the last one came he literally could eat dirt and she wouldn't even move.

[keen inlet]

my wife is so chill I'm stealth-nervous she'll be unintentionally negligent

[solid field]

that will change

wait till it cries

[keen inlet]

"look at her running around!"

she's holding scissors
"future OTL rogue!"

[jolly phoenix]

Mine runs around washing stuff for us. Future Consuela.

[safe matrix]

Scissors are obviously dagger like

therefore future sub rogue 😉

[keen inlet]

you take that back

although

at least not DH

[civic palm]

👋

[quick talon]

hey its mizer

[civic palm]

How you doin'? :3

[safe matrix]

hewwo mizewok how awe you today?? :3

[civic palm]

Nyat too bad.

Happy seeing that Garrote got a buff on BfA > _>

[vestal wren]

hasted bleeds + exang seem quite cool in bfa

[civic palm]

Will see, hope the numbers for both directions remain competitive.

[vestal wren]

its quite good balanced atm

[civic palm]

Yerp

[keen inlet]

new venom rush tho... :/

🤢

[safe matrix]

Sub on the the other hand

[civic palm]

Yeah it actually feels bad

[safe matrix]

FeelsBadMan

[vestal wren]

sub is atm just tuned low

but i think thats fine it was relevant for 1 1/2 raid this xpack

[lone junco]

historically was sub damage ever from NB?

like just a different dot spec

[safe matrix]

Nighthold?

[lone junco]

no wod and before

[vestal wren]

ToS was the only relevant sub raid

[civic palm]

Nightblade has always been important but not game changing.

[vestal wren]

current one during progress as of impact of tos

[civic palm]

Doesn't DO anything though.

[safe matrix]

15% damage buff while it's up though

[civic palm]

Should interact with Shadowblade or something.

[vestal wren]

nightblade changes are quite meh

[civic palm]

Speaking of BFA has Blade Flurry been unfucked?

[lone junco]

seems just like spoopy ghostly strike then. 15sec bonus with dmg over time.

[vestal wren]

i will test outlaw in doungeon if i get better hardware

[civic palm]

Does not look like iiit.

[vestal wren]

only did sub but had due to bad hardware quite a laggy experience

[civic palm]

=\

Looks like some DH sound bugs were fixed though.

[lone junco]

Im not excited for hasted exang without bota.

[civic palm]

No hitching there anymore.

[safe matrix]

Also the nerf to SStorm, loss of legendaries, loss of goremaws, increased cd on SoD

[civic palm]

Perma. weak BotA!

[lone junco]

100% overlap with exang is where the beef came from

[safe matrix]

FeelsBadMan

[lone junco]

cause bota uptime during exang is why this was 100k over sim..

(me showing bleed peaks)

[strange python]

i got enough veiled argunite i got an 895 belt and one of my trinkets is chrono shard never procs tho what should i go for ?

you can get very good trinkets from antorus

same for belt tho, portal keeper drops mastery crit belt

so, idk

[lone junco]

@strange python I spent mine on iron relics. until I got a vendetta+malch.

[swift marlin]

can anyone tell me the correct opener without subterfuge and shoulders?

[civic palm]

Getting the right Relics is also much more rare than the belt and trinkets.

[lone junco]

carrot on cd, then vanish poison bomb

[civic palm]

I need a cute Guide Gif...

[lone junco]

vendor trinkets was a joke.

[civic palm]

hmmm

[lone junco]

I got like 8 haste trinkets.

[keen inlet]

vendor trinkets

[civic palm]

SIN GUIDE HERE--> http://www.ravenholdt.net/assassination-guide/ <--SIN GUIDE HERE

[keen inlet]

you mean

[lone junco]

my hpal got a 935 Crit stick.

[swift marlin]

its only listed with sub talent

[keen inlet]

"Don gets 108751803570138571038 of the shitty "pvp" versatility" trinkets

[civic palm]

Nah

[civic palm]

without Subterfuge, and with Mantle?

[lone junco]

Oh come on don

[keen inlet]

I think he's saying he doesn't have shoulders

[civic palm]

Because no Sub with Mantle is preeetty obvious.

[keen inlet]

or subterfuge

[civic palm]

That's why I asked for a clarification.

[surreal nymph]

i wish i knew how to carrot

🥕

[swift marlin]

i have a boosted rogue without anything

[civic palm]

Then just have fun until you are cornered into playing a specific way.

If you wanna use NS, then Vanish ~> Rupture, if you wanna use SUB, then follow the guide.

I assume the guide lists the no Mantle SUB opener because it's stronger than NS without Mantle.

[keen inlet]

Honestly I think it's probably because your dps isn't going to matter without mantle

haha

if I had to guess

[civic palm]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I mean with NO legendaries your DPS is baaaaaaad.

[lone junco]

dps doesnt matter until oranges? or proper stats? I mean a boosted rogue probably does 400k

[keen inlet]

can confirm

[civic palm]

I do 700k with green daggers.

[keen inlet]

re: all my alts

[civic palm]

The playstyle is awful.

[lone junco]

BFA gimme hemo as a casted bota. not uptime. but something i can stack with exang.

[naive cypress]

æmlsdfxgmpodsef<

[civic palm]

Bingo

[keen inlet]

hemo's gone

rip

[rain pewter]

DISPATCH DOE

HYPE

10/10 DEAL WHODA THOUGHT

[keen inlet]

just got nerfed

alpha balance

[rain pewter]

they nerfed dispatch....?

😦

fbm

[civic palm]

A view times now.

Though most things have been getting slight DMG nerfs.

Dispatch got it bad once.

[dire spoke]

https://snag.gy/Fn203s.jpg

[keen inlet]

brutal

[civic palm]

Yarrr

It's still more than MUT but noooooot by much.

[keen inlet]

they nerfed

killing spree

[civic palm]

BY A LOT

Like, A LOT.

But they buffed Garrote? heh >_ >

[keen inlet]

[vernal adder]

that stat squish makes wierd numbers

[keen inlet]

yup

[civic palm]

What you don't like .2's?

[rain pewter]

• spell power?

lets go

go get those int trinkets

[civic palm]

Basically 0.

[vernal adder]

if it was possible

[civic palm]

Cause we cannot gain spell power.

[rain pewter]

IF YOU DREAM HARD ENOUGH MAYBE YOU CAN

[civic palm]

G L

[vernal adder]

get a stat stick with haste and int

[civic palm]

and then forget that we don't get KS so w/e.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vernal adder]

this is general channel

we can talk about whatever

[civic palm]

Nope.

[gaunt moat]

o_O

[rain pewter]

can confirm sin channel is general channel

[civic palm]

HA

[gaunt moat]

it's true it is

[rain pewter]

see? even notter agrees with me

[civic palm]

Proof

[vernal adder]

[gaunt moat]

proof? did you even look at what channel you're in?

[civic palm]

I linked the proof ya butt.

[rain pewter]

mizerok, have you been on drugs again?

we've talked about this man..

[civic palm]

The proof that this is the right channel even has the TOTALLY NOT assassination channel inside the proof.

Ya weirdos.

[vernal adder]

🤔

[rain pewter]

look

the delusional dude is calling us weirdos

:^)

[vernal adder]

ty Nutter

[rain pewter]

Nutter as in nutonyourfacer?

;^)

[vernal adder]

pic saved for future problems'

[civic palm]

ha

[autumn trench]

[lone junco]

lord and savior.

[still laurel]

is the waist any good? I have mantle waste and the leggo ring from antorus quest atm

[lean hill]

In general, no. For you right now, maybe. Sim it

[still laurel]

yeah just simming it now. I was hoping to get bracers lol unluckky

[lean hill]

Your first one was the mantle, sounds to me like you had pretty good RNG

[safe matrix]

yeah

"mantle first"

"unlucky"

👺

[strange python]

try to import wa error decompressing

[civic palm]

Copy the WA better :3

and/or make sure WA is updated.

[strange python]

can someone send me a good string for wa? finding it hard to find a good one to understand

[sage mesa]

just be me and get pants/kj/cloak/sephuz and prydaz as your first 5 :/

[civic palm]

I can't even parse that. What part are you not understanding?

[lone junco]

@sage mesa I got sephuz/prydaz/belt. too bad that was 1.5yrs ago.

[safe matrix]

I just got prydaz yesterday

[shrewd oriole]

Paying for dinner now

[dire spoke]

Tom

[safe matrix]

How's it going

[dire spoke]

did you see my relic

[safe matrix]

GIVE US A REPORT SOLDIER

[shrewd oriole]

Not much time, send me on pm

She’s in the bathroom, I’m paying

[safe matrix]

what's it like on the Israeli front

[shrewd oriole]

Fucking vegan food was expensive wtf

[dire spoke]

LUL

[crystal fox]

pay for dinner, then go to town with barry white

[dire spoke]

we talk tomorrow big boi

[civic palm]

Yeah it turns out when you take food out of the food the price goes up.

[sage mesa]

part of me is like cant complain got 5 legos in 2.5 weeks and the other part of me is like REE

[shrewd oriole]

Anyways

It’s going fine

[lone junco]

gotta pay

[crystal fox]

inb4 he's called "free food" in her phone

[shrewd oriole]

She invited me over

[safe matrix]

niceeeeeee

[shrewd oriole]

But I c ant play 50 cent that way

[civic palm]

lo l

[crystal fox]

stick it in her for the team

[safe matrix]

If all else fails tell her about your parses

[shrewd oriole]

The josh priest method

Pro raider

Aight see you guys in a bit

I won’t sleep there regardless lol

Cba vegan breakfast my mom is making pancakes with Nutella tomorrow morning

lol

[crystal fox]

take your time tom, make sure she cant walk tomorrow ♿

[safe matrix]

Where's the fan of knives version of ♿ when you need it :<

[civic palm]

@crystal fox Please don't egg Tomm into hitting her with his car.

[gaunt moat]

Paying for girl in 2018?
that's mysoginistic

[civic palm]

She's Vegan, has no money.

[vapid moth]

945 belt from upper droppedi n front of me with leech. sadly the monk needed it

literally the best belt i can have

[rain pewter]

@shrewd oriole why the F would you date a vegan, run, run 4 your lyfe boi

[vapid moth]

question. This lock was pulling about half my damage on +18 upper. whys that

[wise frigate]

Can confirm, vegans are hell to date.

[final ocean]

What spec was this lock?

[vapid moth]

uuuh. afflic i think.

[final ocean]

Well, upper is almost exclusively ST focused, so the lock might have been an idiot and spec'd into sow the seeds or something.

That's my best guess drawing from my limited knowledge of puttering around on my alt lock

I've seen aff locks absolutely slay on ST, so that guy must have not known what the fuck he was doing

also I can't type.

[vapid moth]

alright then

im still sad about that belt lol

[dire spoke]

I can't belive this relic

[quick talon]

It doesnt really matter if vegans are annoying to date

Because at the end

[lone junco]

she don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone.

[quick talon]

if he can smash

its w/e

yea thats kinda worrying me

imagine a girl denying your 30 inch sausage

[dire spoke]

https://snag.gy/D0cWIu.jpg

rip me

like

fuck sin

[quick talon]

@shrewd oriole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igJY6uFZK9M

[gaunt moat]

@shrewd oriole grats on 11/11 btw

[lone junco]

I hope she is at least 18.

do they care about that in EU?

[civic palm]

Her parents are with them and they have signed the needed forms.

[static acorn]

What are the odds I'll need Legendary Boots?

Got a token and only boots left for sin

but have wrists/gloves for outlaw (and I prefer Marked For Death, but still will probably not play them) and wrists for sub (which I doubt I'll ever need again)

and I loot spec sin anyway so my bad luck protection will all be funneled into that anyway so I'll get it for sin eventually

[exotic venture]

Is anyone elses Details! messing up since todays update?

[static acorn]

but not sure, short of getting super good titanforged wrists, when I'd need em

[exotic venture]

its like, not refreshing per boss, so its just adding everyones damage together, did a 3 boss wing of LFR and when it was over it said everyone was doing like 3m dps and did 2b total

[lone junco]

Because I know how much you guys love my UI

[crystal fox]

xpearl 🤢

[tranquil birch]

Why don't we have a channel for wild and pointless BfA speculation like then shamans

[crystal fox]

Because we dont have any wild changes

[modest wind]

just click dispatch and never unclick it

[shrewd oriole]

I'm home

@gaunt moat thanks dude ^^

[manic vigil]

how was the date

[shrewd oriole]

Was p good

[manic vigil]

nice!

first time you met her irl?

[shrewd oriole]

Nah

[manic vigil]

ah okay

[shrewd oriole]

"We met like 9 months ago, she was dating this American guy

I was digging it but I have morals
They broke up last week
She hit me up"

[civic palm]

Have... morals...

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[quick talon]

Wait

you didnt smash ?

bruh

[gilded lark]

Josh would be proud

[safe matrix]

Wait so did you smash or not?

[civic palm]

1 more date you fucking hounds.

[shrewd oriole]

I did

~I just came home after

[quick talon]

woooow

[gilded lark]

[shrewd oriole]

no way I'm missing pancakes dude fuck that

[civic palm]

MORALS

UHHUH

:3

[quick talon]

Did she scream her ex's name ?

[shrewd oriole]

AHAHAH

[civic palm]

JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

SHE NEVER LOVED YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

[shrewd oriole]

no but she nearly called me daddy

[civic palm]

...morals.

_>"

[quick talon]

nearly?

[civic palm]

Da...tomm.

[quick talon]

"choke me da-down there"

[civic palm]

ha

Like...

your thigh... or...

[quick talon]

Tom we're lacking infos

[civic palm]

Eh leavem.

[quick talon]

How does one "nearly" call you daddy

😦

[civic palm]

FATHER!!!

FATHER TOMM!

THE PRIEST!!!

[gilded lark]

nah she called out Daniel or some shit and tried to cover it up

[quick talon]

Well

that'd be my name

👀

[gilded lark]

[civic palm]

_ _>

Where were you earlier this day?!

[quick talon]

idk

probably not here

why ?

Did I miss out some meme ?

[civic palm]

Dun Dun duuuuuu... ok.

[shrewd oriole]

back

went get a bowl of chocapik dude

[civic palm]

🍆

Choca... pik?

[shrewd oriole]

yeah she said it once but didnt say it again

yeah it's a cereal in portugal ahah

[civic palm]

mmm

👍

[shrewd oriole]

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/577d692d2e69cff0a51027a9/57812b0a2994ca7ad2e00e43/57adcbbd03596ee68b50df18/1508951141537/chocapic.JPG?format=750w

[quick talon]

nestle dude

[civic palm]

mmm, crunchy boats.

[quick talon]

😦

[shrewd oriole]

😦

[civic palm]

Nestle is actually literally Satan.

and that cereal are the chippings of Satans' shit residue.

Slowest...

deletion...

ever...

[quick talon]

yea

taking my time dude

[shrewd oriole]

ahaha

[quick talon]

mizer

what is this trap avatar tho

[shrewd night]

TOM

WHY NOT PICTURE YET

[void pecan]

It's friday, late in EU

How did your date go

[kindred cedar]

Quick question, Can you get banned for selling m+ boosts and the buyer doesn't pay when completed? any idea to even take time and report the player or? Was doing a run today on rogue and we sold one, but he didnt trade at the end.

Did some sick deeps with poison bomb that run lol

[quick talon]

lmao

[kindred cedar]

#RNGmuch

[civic palm]

Answered in #off-topic , don't think Blizz gives a shit.

[quick talon]

Just get the gold before you start

wtf

[viscid helm]

who the fuck doesnt take money before

[void pecan]

Yeah

[civic palm]

@quick talon Only the trappest traps.

[quick talon]

ya

[viscid helm]

are you

[void pecan]

LOL

[viscid helm]

actually

stupid

[kindred cedar]

we usually do

[civic palm]

Yeah I don't know who doesn't even do a start/finish split.

[kindred cedar]

but forgot it this time so breath lol

[viscid helm]

no you cant get banned

[quick talon]

im not even splitting

[kindred cedar]

so no idea to report then i suppose

[quick talon]

everything at the beginning or gtfo

[civic palm]

75/25 for the assholebois.

[kindred cedar]

yeah we usually do the trade at start but forgot it this time

[civic palm]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Blizzard is gonna give you one of those.

and say what we said but nicer.

This kinda stuff has happened since Vanilla.

[kindred cedar]

ah i see :p

well, gotta remember to trade at start then lol

[civic palm]

I assume you tried to contact them after the fact.

[kindred cedar]

yeah