assassination

[waxen oyster]

our glorious west taiwan representative

[red schooner]

Like, its some bugs

in a game

chill the fuck out lmao

[humble verge]

guys

[oak tangle]

as soon as whispyr asked him to clarify what he meant lol

[normal mist]

you mean "peanuts"

[humble verge]

i totally didnt ruin HM

on my main

717

on 2nd boss

[oak tangle]

i was just grinning

[red schooner]

What did he clarify that it meant Royal?

https://tenor.com/view/deer-gif-22652112

[main bridge]

i was here when this happened and was wondering wtf this meant

[red schooner]

But yeah, 'peanuts'

[royal lantern]

why are they even called peanuts

they are not peas

[oak tangle]

apparently, in cn they banned the word bullets or something, so they started referring to them as peanuts

[normal mist]

exactly

[coral ibex]

put a peanut in my fucking skull dude

[waxen oyster]

cn is a weird gaming region

[native vigil]

Trying to learn my first rogue. For assassination, is it punishing if I were to refresh a dot early accidentally rather than another ability?

[red schooner]

That guy was like, hyperfixated on bugs. Even asking casualaddict on stream about bug fixes.

All because he couldn't get into keys on LFG

[main bridge]

refreshing early won't do more damage, but an envenom would

[oak tangle]

not super punishing

[waxen oyster]

his social credit was too low /j

[oak tangle]

but not ideal

[humble verge]

we love getting ticked for 33% hp every second without knowing it - it does like 2mil on a 17 key

[oak tangle]

does that work like the nathria raid, where you can leech hp from the other 4 bozos

[south prawn]

mb

[humble verge]

whar

[south prawn]

wrong discord lmao

asking for my fury alt 🙂

[waxen oyster]

oh

[oak tangle]

is that not ecodome with the blue circles

[waxen oyster]

press 123 faster

[humble verge]

no this is taza hardmode

[oak tangle]

oh

nvm me then

[waxen oyster]

idk why anyone would run fury in a comp

when pwar is just goated

[humble verge]

5-6m ST

but yeah

pwar is pretty goated too

[oak tangle]

thought it was some devourer type shit, i mean i guess it is kinda, but not what i thought

[waxen oyster]

i mean arent pwar

and brew the goat tanks

[humble verge]

idk, are they

[waxen oyster]

They hit like trucks

[oak tangle]

all i know is "SPELL REFLECT UP DON'T INTERRUPT" was spammed in my keys

[waxen oyster]

i do over 5m on mine in rat 10s

and toon isnt even geared yet

[humble verge]

i had a brew in a random halls key i did

and i was like

bro is doing 14m while im still ramping up for cds

[normal mist]

i am a brew now and im a goat tank

[humble verge]

after 1st boss

[waxen oyster]

im gonna be honest

at a higher key level

if you’re pugging i assume

you suck or have personality issues

or both

[normal mist]

my last 2 10's as a tank

[waxen oyster]

lmao fair

number of good havocs i’ve run into over the years

who just love dropping n bombs

with 0 context

[oak tangle]

my friend is hating brew, something about gathering the pulls

[main bridge]

Brew owns. Great damage

[waxen oyster]

thats any tank without a grip

[normal mist]

I have a hunter GF who misdirects me and proceeds to do 20M dps on pull

[waxen oyster]

you’re trying to gather the pack

then some rat fuck ret pally

spams divine storm

[oak tangle]

ahh the good old external taunt

[coral ibex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/316923750073499648/1420843362147242064/IMG_4595.webp?ex=68d6deff&is=68d58d7f&hm=0ca91a06955c7d53ded96afa017aec457b0cf05c7942d3d5fa07d89199d9c169&=&format=webp&width=589&height=392

[oak tangle]

i would put 100 of them in a message, if i knew how to spoiler tag it

[normal mist]

here you go @oak tangle

[oak tangle]

ahh fk, that wont work, i'll still get banned for spam

[waxen oyster]

https://x.com/mbdtf100/status/1956259253095948791?s=46
i still remember how this was a real thing

Mb (@mbdtf100)

We’re not asking to be overpowered.
We’re asking to be respected.
We are the Light’s judgment, NOT the raid’s pity parse.

Blizzard, FIX RET.

Until then, the Paladin Discord is on STRIKE ✊

NO GUIDES. NO SUPPORT.
🗣️ NO GLORY UNTIL BUFFS 🗣️

#JusticeForRet
#LightAbandonedUs

X · Aug 15, 2025, 7:38 AM

before 720 weps were craftable

[royal lantern]

ret brains

[oak tangle]

those 2 words don't compute

[waxen oyster]

I know two words

divine and storm

[oak tangle]

don't kill me, but i noticed that divine storm wasn't even in the top 5 of a rets dps today

[fallen charm]

Found a new adjacent bug yesterday, if I used shroud on pull the bm hunter from my core could not use black arrow for like 30 sec

[normal mist]

its not new

[oak tangle]

can you tell me how to replicate, i have hunters i hate

[normal mist]

we talked about it a few days ago i believe

[waxen oyster]

more reasons to play sub

shroud mid dance

[fallen charm]

Just use shroud on them

[normal mist]

this was a few days ago

BM seems affected by shroud

[oak tangle]

i always shroud on pull, yet to hear complaints, i need to make it happen 100%

[waxen oyster]

yeah but do you macro this to everything

[spice surge]

Its something to do with their pets being los:ed so they dont get a buff they cast prepull or something

[oak tangle]

damn, ethical antievoker

[spice surge]

Because of shroud

[waxen oyster]

i have it macroed to chaos strike on dh

[spice surge]

Not sure exactly what it is but its something like that

[waxen oyster]

[weary stump]

My raids priest will occasionally rescue me after I cast shroud to fuck the pull

[waxen oyster]

you guys need that?

just watch the boomkins wrath the boss at 3

[weary stump]

It's kinda funny ngl

I get blamed for it half the time too, like I can control getting rescued

[fallen charm]

Oh so if you don't hit the boss for like a second and the hunter starts using abilities they will get fucked

That's how you replicate

Just wait 3 seconds after pull to start hitting the boss and watch them cry

[haughty flicker]

it was an issue last tier

when they were opening with bestial wrath

it just wouldnt work properly if they were in shroud when they used it

very funny stuff

[robust pulsar]

lol wen fix

[severe meadow]

Anywhere from now or never, check back in between.

[robust pulsar]

Have we tried turning off the discord and turning it back on again

Jk jk

[frigid kestrel]

This reset for sure it’s getting fixed, and if not…. The following, and… if… not… the following……..

[onyx coyote]

They would just think we were ni stelth

[hot jay]

People were attributing other hunter bugs with shroud as well in season 2, like the barbed shot cdr not working or something

I was a rogue swap this season and I honestly never press shroud in raid

Nobody has complained or missed it

[royal lantern]

ngl

using shroud in raid does more harm then good

cus you have some bigbrain that righclicks the boss

[haughty flicker]

i legit had to stop using shroud

because people kept early pulling sprocket

[midnight scroll]

yea nobody really cares about shroud in my raid either

[haughty flicker]

havent used it since

[fallen charm]

The only ones that kinda benefits from shroud are dks

[severe meadow]

It just bugs it, even they don't really know

[rigid fable]

4k haste is too low for ST fatebound?

[fallen charm]

Idk if paladins are even considered melee

[fallen charm]

Gotta sim

Just swap the enchants, gems and fiber on raid bot

Maybe it's time to delete rogues and change them for bards

At this point to fix all the bugs they have to start from scratch to unwrap all the spaghetti code

[weary stump]

I shroud only because my main tank in raid yells at me if I don't easier to give it to them and watch hunters and mages pull than to hear complaints

[atomic creek]

Bugs are listed in the pins

[somber sparrow]

why would shroud mess anyone up

[onyx pond]

There are no bugs guys. They are just unintended features

[worldly tinsel]

it's how they balance now

[onyx pond]

Yeah i mean we just got stealth nerfed. Think about it. Without the bugs we would be top in both raid and m+

But thats clearly something blizzard does not want

[waxen oyster]

3% keys nerf

[vestal granite]

week 7, 97% avg logs and I cant even find a guild or kill Dimensius on heroic anymore dead fkn game

[rigid fable]

[vestal granite]

Raidbrowser dead too, 30 min queues

[waxen oyster]

Dont you got to app to guilds

generally

[atomic creek]

Without bugs we wouldn't be top, we'd have gotten nerfed into oblivion

We're not Death Knights, so they don't want us to do good

[vestal granite]

yes what do you think I been doing the last 4 weeks

[waxen oyster]

No idea i usually get offers pretty fast

[severe meadow]

How many images of your feet were involved though?

[waxen oyster]

0

granted rogue is often in a spot you dont need more than 1

so if you’re noticeably worse than a guilds main one its harder to get taken up

[royal lantern]

at the same time, many teams dont have somebody that is dumb enough to main rogue in the first place

[waxen oyster]

Yeah who would be dumb enough

[lusty kraken]

I hate fatebound so much

can't they just buff the shit out of deathstalker so it's the best hero talent again

[balmy condor]

What’s wrong with fatebound :(

[atomic creek]

I've been enjoying playing Fatebound for some content and Deathstalker for other content

It's less interesting when you're stuck to one choice for all types of content

[royal lantern]

everything

[main bridge]

You don’t like a gambling spec where sometimes the coins don’t even work?!

[woven frost]

I’ve actually liked the plate spinning and buff/debuff monitoring of DS. Fatebound I get a little bored with. I think I just need to learn more about the flips to engage with it more.

[vestal granite]

ever since I started vanish before kingsbane it never bugs out for me

[woven frost]

Going to have to try that trick.

Did I read somewhere on here that if you have vanish/prism together, you vanish before DM?

so bleeds, envenom, vanish, DM, KB/CB pew pew?

[lusty kraken]

I feel like it's more energy starved than deathstalker

also the rng of coins

it's a disaster hero talent

[balmy condor]

It is slightly more starved yes, no energy from darkest night

But the rng is the same

[lusty kraken]

do you pool energy for kingsbane without DM?

[balmy condor]

for both yeah

[lusty kraken]

maybe that's why I failed

you pool to 50% energy?

[spice surge]

Less energy but more combo points

Not much difference overall really

[shy axle]

do you use an weakaura for antenna or just let it do its thing?

[balmy condor]

it just kinda happens

if you really want to, you can try and keep an eye out for the orbs to pick them up

but it's not really a big deal

[lusty kraken]

idk when I play it on fractillus I want to kill myself

once I am out of thistle teas it's over

next week I'm just playing sub

I cba

[main bridge]

i don't think sub is known for its ST damage and there is even more down time

the sub channel even has a command similar to !design to explain this to people

[haughty flicker]

i mean sub literally afks before its cds

so maybe not the spec to swap to if you dont like downtime

[red schooner]

Outlaw though

zero downtime

only buttons

[main bridge]

zero downtime, zero damage

[red schooner]

But, zero downtime

Just think about it

[main bridge]

[onyx pond]

Tank st dps too for outlaw

[main bridge]

140 APM just to do tank damage

very cool spec

[midnight scroll]

i swear i do more dps in an edwin van cleef costume

[haughty flicker]

real

[main bridge]

Lapdogs, all of you!

[midnight scroll]

i'm really proving that none may challenge the brotherhood

[onyx pond]

And yet zac is probably the highest rating rogue rn

[lusty kraken]

no but a purple parse sub will do better than a green parse assa

[haughty flicker]

well yeah

[main bridge]

if you are green parsing the easiest rogue spec then i am not confident that you can purple parse with sub

[lusty kraken]

I parsed 99 with assa on loomithar

but I can't parse on fractillus

[haughty flicker]

sometimes it be like that

[red schooner]

But an orange parse tank spec will do better than a 0 parse sub rogue

[hearty seal]

tbh yeah I find that I also seemingly can't do well on Fract

[main bridge]

i think Fractilus has a lot of bug abusers on the top, and kill timers are also a factor

a lot of parsing on the higher end isn't even in your control. so don't obssess about it

[hearty seal]

like my best is a high blue

[red schooner]

I do well on pulls where we wipe

Every time

[onyx pond]

Kill timer has always been a significant factor for parsing

[red schooner]

Low % wipe? Big damage. Kill pull? FUCK.

[hearty seal]

that's more salad bar for me
literally yesterday every pull perfect but idiots couldn't aim into stars

[red schooner]

I am not looking forward to saladbar prog

Save me

Take my place

[lusty kraken]

it's probably shit rng too

[hearty seal]

I fuck up DM into amp and die to 10m damage because I wasn't topped off for star explosions? we clear

[lusty kraken]

I barely got any blindside procs

even in execute

[hearty seal]

no way bro, I'm only doing Heroic and then I'm out

[lusty kraken]

hence me complaining about energy starvation

[onyx pond]

Salad bar prog ? I am still doing prog on araz

[red schooner]

What if I say please?

[lusty kraken]

I miss deathstalker

[jaunty sky]

Thats just a skill issue tbh

Just generate more energy

[hearty seal]

honestly no
I got a few invites into Mythic guilds last season and I turned them all down
just don't care for raiding enough to do more than 5 hours a week

[jaunty sky]

You can do mythic with 5h a week

[red schooner]

Understandable. I was contemplating dropping out this season

But then I realised i was gonna waste my time anyhow

So I'm still here

[hearty seal]

nah I have so many games to play and so much shit to get through at work

[red schooner]

I'm just waiting for raidlogging season where I don't need to touch m+

[onyx pond]

Raiding is fun when you have the time and the right guild

[red schooner]

And I'm happy once more.

[onyx pond]

If u wiping 100 times on a bos that should have taken 20 wipes max its suffering

[red schooner]

I like raiding, I don't like the other things I need to do to keep up so I can raid

[hearty seal]

ngl I was expecting to hate M+ when I came back

but actually I love it

not pugging, perhaps, but with a couple friends it's good

[red schooner]

I don't mind m+ unless I have to do it 8 x a week for vault.

[hearty seal]

even better with a full party

[red schooner]

At which point my brain classifies it as a chore

And I hate it

[haughty flicker]

real

[jaunty sky]

M+ is fun rn, but it still has the pugging coinflip which sucks

Cant take that out tho

[onyx pond]

As a dps i can do way more than 8 dungeons a week

[hearty seal]

eh, since I don't go for Mythic raiding, I tend to fill my vault while climbing to 3k at a leisurely pace

[onyx pond]

But as a tank i felt like quiting after 4

[hearty seal]

usually gets me at least two months of Myth item picks

less this season because this season is wack and I'm already 3k and kinda waiting for raid to end too

[onyx pond]

U can play with friends or find competent people

[jaunty sky]

Yeah i know, but pugging will always be part of the system and always be a coinflip

[hearty seal]

yeah M+ pugging as DPS, esp not-really-meta DPS, is kinda trash ngl

[jaunty sky]

Unless i manage to fill my remember list with every possible character that could apply to my keys

[somber sparrow]

that a fatebound reference?

[jolly stirrup]

Guys I just had my best Mythic Log/Kill yet

Plexus

[hearty seal]

gz

[jolly stirrup]

I sadly died on Naazin, but felt better than last week

[jaunty sky]

Its night and day between frost dk and assa
I took two weeks break after first week of patch. in week 1 i got all 10s and easy invites on rogue, when i came back i was waiting like 15mins+

[red schooner]

Hell yeah, congrats!

[jaunty sky]

Then i make a frost dk alt and its 5mins max unless im looking for super specific shit

[jolly stirrup]

tyty

Also Rogue Power on Loomi Prog

All wipes

[hearty seal]

yea real
FDK is just insane this season, and seemingly easy to pilot as well, I've never seen a bad one so far

[jolly stirrup]

@balmy condor Thanks for all the coaching and information/tricks

Really helps

[jaunty sky]

I have

But also i dont push

Had one below 2mil dps overall in a +5 or something

[hearty seal]

tbh I haven't played below +10 level since week 1 (this seaon is super wack lmao) so yea maybe all the FOTMers have fallen off by then

[jolly stirrup]

Also Plexus is invuln in intermission ye?

Because on Kill Pull I sent a full CD rota into him because I didnt pay attention

So Log COULD have been even better I assume

[jaunty sky]

I made my dk on the 16th and its basically ready to go to 14s

I just dont have muscle memory yet so im doing mid dmg

[hearty seal]

p sure it's still just a shield you actually have to break through?

[jaunty sky]

Yeah its shield

[hearty seal]

so you did it correctly by sending

[jaunty sky]

So if its below 35% in intermission its full execute dmg

[hearty seal]

dang, that's some pretty fast progress
I have a warr that I got the itch to play this season, but I figure +10 is the best it can do rn

[jolly stirrup]

ah good

[balmy condor]

np

[jaunty sky]

Just a lot of m+ tbh

Its 709 now i think

Only thing im still missing is a ring with mastery

[coral ibex]

i mean you can do 10’s at 700

it’s easy

[jaunty sky]

Yeah if u have new 4set you can also do em at 690

[royal lantern]

got mythic soul hunter boots

[red schooner]

Now trade them to me

[severe meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bachelor-so-happy-for-you-fake-not-happy-victoria-gif-16044729

[royal lantern]

well, still rocking a normal antenna

[knotty vapor]

is it normal for my opening burst to vary wildly in peak dps?

like some pulls I barely touch over 6m on the opener, and others are 8m+

on single target

but I swear I'm doing the exact same opener with mechanical precision at this point

[balmy condor]

6-8 doesn't even seem like that much of a swing

that's like 25%

I'm pretty sure the expected variance if you're just talking about the opener is probably closer to like 33-35%

[knotty vapor]

well shit, nvm then I guess

[balmy condor]

game is very rng

blizzards just done a good job hiding it for the most part

[final lotus]

On plexus do you send your kingsbane before intermition or do wait till after for shield?

[balmy condor]

before

[final lotus]

So it doesn’t matter that you don’t get your shiv on 8 second ?

[balmy condor]

you do

you double shadow step the boss

[knotty vapor]

I was doing that on instinct but I'm glad to see it's the actual strat

feels like a few fights do that to us this season

[final lotus]

Oh I tried that first few tries on instinct but it felt weird so I thought it was doing nothing 😅

[knotty vapor]

theres a kb on loom that always seems to line up with the big aoe as well

[balmy condor]

you can cloak that

[jaunty sky]

I was gonna say

As a hc gamer i never moved away from that boss

[knotty vapor]

my guild is still progging loom so the tethers don't die too quick

err tangles*

[balmy condor]

tell your ranged to get their shit together

[knotty vapor]

I usually pop cloak on a tether and walk straight out

if you sprint you can go all the way to the edge then back in again before cloak runs out lol

[severe meadow]

you can shadowstep the outside add

[balmy condor]

dawg what

[jaunty sky]

[balmy condor]

you're cloaking in order to walk through the tether?

[jaunty sky]

Let him cook

[knotty vapor]

yeah lmfao

[balmy condor]

that's so fucked lmao

[knotty vapor]

you just ignore it

[severe meadow]

yeah that is crazy lmao

[knotty vapor]

it's dumb but w/e

[balmy condor]

I lowkey didn't even know you could cloak through the tethers

[severe meadow]

instead of shadowstepping out

xd

[knotty vapor]

better than being cooked alive stuck inside the circle

[balmy condor]

cause I'm deadass not deranged enough to try that

[knotty vapor]

I don't think I found out intentionally

[red schooner]

Double step plexus is new tech to me

neat.

[vestal granite]

Fun fact

[jaunty sky]

Yeah thats fine, but why keep doing it

[vestal granite]

you get like 8 Combat rezzes in LFR dimensius

[knotty vapor]

cuz the tangles die too slowly

[vestal granite]

(and we wiped at 10% anyways)

[knotty vapor]

and I end up popping it to stay alive anyways usually

[halcyon falcon]

If applicable, you can also void elf through the tethers on loom

[knotty vapor]

so I just pop it at the start and go straight out then back in

[red schooner]

do you have logs out of curiosity?

I need to know which of your ranged dps to throw things at

[jaunty sky]

I was gonna say, die and blame ppl not swapping

Is this the new richard

[knotty vapor]

ranged is great early in the fight

[balmy condor]

[knotty vapor]

but we were progging so mfs be dying

[balmy condor]

WHY ARE WE TRYING TO RUN THROUGH TETHERS

JUST KILL THEM

WHAT IS THIS COOK

[knotty vapor]

the dream

[severe meadow]

I imagine to drop the tether you get targeted with, idk

but also just kill them

[balmy condor]

inventing solutions to problems that don't exist

is crazy

[marsh fjord]

You can just shadowstep behind them

[jaunty sky]

Full void elf raid ez loom kill

[marsh fjord]

If you want to break the tether

[severe meadow]

I ALREADY SAID THIS

[red schooner]

I found them

3 BM hunters

[balmy condor]

I mean you can also just not shadowstep

[red schooner]

[marsh fjord]

Good boy

[balmy condor]

and just run out like a normal person

[marsh fjord]

No

[balmy condor]

other classes have to do it

[knotty vapor]

yeah i didnt know you could shadowstep to them, I thought it'd put you in the middle

[balmy condor]

and they're fine

[marsh fjord]

We shadowstep

[knotty vapor]

i have no trust

[balmy condor]

[red schooner]

So... you have 2 destro locks

and tangles are slow

what in the fuck

is going on

[jaunty sky]

You have to target the tangle tho not the boss

[knotty vapor]

well i told u already

[waxen oyster]

ngl i cloak beam stacks because i dont trust people

[knotty vapor]

mfs be dying early a lot

[waxen oyster]

to take an appropriate amount

[severe meadow]

Ignore the tethers, pop all defensives

[knotty vapor]

especially the rizen guy

[halcyon falcon]

“Trust ranged” that’s as fake as Tylenol giving the ‘tism

[balmy condor]

I mean this is also just the only thing remotely dangerous

[reef ginkgo]

does feint work on soul hunters

[fresh kelp]

4x hunter dev 2x ele 2x destro aug and tangles are slow???

[waxen oyster]

Well yeah

[balmy condor]

solo soaking might be the only thing that can kill you

[knotty vapor]

also 3 bm hunters is goated cuz they can turtle the laser soak

[balmy condor]

like just the entire fight?

[waxen oyster]

i mean more i cloak at like 7-8

then just keep taking the beam

[red schooner]

But 20% of your raid is hunters

[reef ginkgo]

no the fractures

[red schooner]

That's too many hunters

[balmy condor]

the fractures are a debuff

[knotty vapor]

yeah idk bro im not RL

[balmy condor]

feint only works on aoes

[knotty vapor]

dont look at me

[waxen oyster]

frailty is just

[balmy condor]

you'd have to spec elusiveness

[red schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-gif-22652112

[jaunty sky]

But they cant tab target the tangle?

[waxen oyster]

your healers need to stop being asleep at the wheel

[knotty vapor]

cuz they're dead

[reef ginkgo]

yes but ive heard feint works on all types of dumb shit that wouldnt make sense, so maybe it worked on this

[jaunty sky]

Ah

[knotty vapor]

i keep sayin that

[jaunty sky]

Fair

[knotty vapor]

mfs be dying early in the fight a lot

still havent killed it yet

[jaunty sky]

Bro we didnt know how bad it is

[red schooner]

.2% wipe, next raid surely

[waxen oyster]

also cheat is great when your ranged decide to point the dispel frontals smack in the middle of the bosses

[red schooner]

it dies

[reef ginkgo]

also hello haarto

[halcyon falcon]

Anyone else just 5head people dying 60 sec into a fight

[red schooner]

listen here u little shit

[reef ginkgo]

go eat your potatoes

[balmy condor]

dunking on goat

I like this guy

[jolly stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/potatoes-sam-gamgee-same-po-tay-toes-gif-5319438

[red schooner]

i already did

[jaunty sky]

When do you raid we can come replace some BM hunters to help

[reef ginkgo]

good boy

[red schooner]

Just because I've had baked potatoes for dinner 4 nights a week for the past 2 years

wow

okay

rude

[reef ginkgo]

no i fully respect it

[knotty vapor]

man is long-term carb loading

[jolly stirrup]

I see nothing wrong with that

[reef ginkgo]

tell azalda i said hi

[halcyon falcon]

I’m flying to Europe and this chat is a solid 10 entertainment before I eat and fall asleep. Appreciate you all

[red schooner]

Will do

[waxen oyster]

Healers: There's nothing to heal
Also healers 30 seconds later: omg why you telling me to heal

[reef ginkgo]

FUCKEN HEALERS AMIRITE BOYS

[waxen oyster]

Ima be real

i've seen healers yap about source of magic

more than ranged do about PI

[halcyon falcon]

🤯

[red schooner]

I'm stuck in a routine and I can't escape it

[reef ginkgo]

do you want to escape it tho

[red schooner]

I try to sometimes

[reef ginkgo]

thats wild homie, when we spoke last you were adamant on the potatoes

im proud of you fr

[red schooner]

I'm not beating the tylenol accusations

[halcyon falcon]

Japanese sweet potatoes ?

[red schooner]

no

[reef ginkgo]

oh yeah i saw that.. What do you expect when he listens to a guy that had a worm in his brain

[halcyon falcon]

I legit spit out my lunch when I heart about Tylenol and the ‘tism…this guy 🤡

[knotty vapor]

pretty sure u need to have some level of autism to be in this discord in the first place, you're in good company brother

[red schooner]

[ocean geyser]

Yo, does rogue boost RAID damage somehow? I heard that there is poison that boost all mele dps dmg or something is IT true?

[reef ginkgo]

not only did he have a worm in his brain, my man ate roadkill bear. Bear is notorious for having a fuck ton of parasites

[normal mist]

no

[reef ginkgo]

it reduces dmg taken

[balmy condor]

no, we have atrophic poison, which reduces the raids damage taken by 3.6%

it's similar to devo aura

[red schooner]

But if your raid lives longer, they do more damage

So technically

[lusty kraken]

it used to last season, but the bug was fixed

[jaunty sky]

Wasnt that a thing in like wrath

[severe meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/susge-stare-pepe-sus-gif-6983445641596872640

[balmy condor]

it boosted damage last season

[lusty kraken]

trickster used to make all melees not get parried

[balmy condor]

?

oh sure

[halcyon falcon]

Being this back

[haughty flicker]

such an impactful thing that nobody even knew about it

[waxen oyster]

Wait

[haughty flicker]

[waxen oyster]

wasn't the tylennol statement

by the same guy who said lysol cures covid

[balmy condor]

yesn't

it was horse dewormer

[reef ginkgo]

technically no

he said ivermectin

[thorn thorn]

@humble verge I take it back dimmy is actually the worst boss ever made

[haughty flicker]

cant have covid if you're dead

[lusty kraken]

ivermectin can be used as a horse dewormer, but it's used as human medicine too

[balmy condor]

yeh just not for anything related to covid

[thorn thorn]

I classify as a Tylenol-American

[lusty kraken]

no idea what for

[reef ginkgo]

yes but he claimed it would remove covid from your system my bro

[severe meadow]

Why? I love big giant hand covering my screen

[waxen oyster]

so a british person?

[balmy condor]

it's anti-parasite

[thorn thorn]

Autistic

[waxen oyster]

I stand by my statement

american with bad teeth

[thorn thorn]

The constant displacement is gonna make me commit an honor killing on myself tbh

[balmy condor]

so like if you have worms from some fuckass river in the middle of nowhere

[lusty kraken]

I find it very cringe how pregnant women are now taking tylenol to own Trump

[balmy condor]

ivermectin would help kill that worm

[red schooner]

Listen, I may be autistic and british.... but.... wait, shit.

[balmy condor]

roundworms and such

[lusty kraken]

pretty much every medicine ever says pregnant women should avoid taking it if possible

[waxen oyster]

You know we live in an era where people thought walking out of moving cars for tiktok clicks was smart.

[thorn thorn]

Iv got a worm just for you

[reef ginkgo]

more like a snake

[haughty flicker]

the symptoms tylenol treats are significantly more dangerous to a pregnant woman and their child than tylenol is

[halcyon falcon]

Oracle is gonna run TikTok…

[waxen oyster]

Just a reminder a few years ago people thought walking out of your car door to a drake song was remotely intelligent.

[haughty flicker]

but yes as always check with your doctor

[lusty kraken]

that's up to the doctor to decide

[knotty vapor]

tylenol is the recommended painkiller for pregnant women

[haughty flicker]

as the packaging says

[haughty flicker]

doctors have decided that

[knotty vapor]

^

[lusty kraken]

but pregnant women should avoid taking medicine IF possible

[haughty flicker]

thats why this whole thing is ridiculous

[waxen oyster]

Also reminder a few years ago

[knotty vapor]

nobody's "taking tylenol to own trump", that's just fucking stupid lol

zero iq

[waxen oyster]

we had kids eating tidepods

unironically

[knotty vapor]

like 3

[lusty kraken]

I already saw some tiktoks lol

[knotty vapor]

and thye died

[haughty flicker]

anyway this is getting dangerously close to trade chat

[normal mist]

100%

[knotty vapor]

sample size of 10, must be widespread

so real

[balmy condor]

I don't doubt that they are

[haughty flicker]

[thorn thorn]

Natural selection

[halcyon falcon]

Consider the course …. See Lysol re: Covid.

No surpise

[balmy condor]

I mean there's always idiots

[waxen oyster]

It's actually funny just how stupid people are willing to be

[lusty kraken]

I didn't say it's widespread, I said it's ridiculous

[balmy condor]

idiots will do stupid things

[waxen oyster]

for social media clicks

[balmy condor]

is what it is

[harsh anchor]

anyone lose any guildmates to the recent rapture?

[lusty kraken]

you are endangering your baby just to own the orange man

[knotty vapor]

to say pregnant women at large are taking them to own trump is idiotic

is what I'm getting at

[lusty kraken]

it's insane

[balmy condor]

oh god I HOPE SO

[haughty flicker]

i was raptured

[balmy condor]

that would be crazy

[halcyon falcon]

If you play stupid games, you get stupid prizes

[balmy condor]

please please please

tell me someone gquit in rapture

and then wanted to come back

[waxen oyster]

You know

i wish they actually kept tiktok banned

[lusty kraken]

is the rapture a thing tho

[lean plover]

wtf is the rapture

[balmy condor]

it was like 2 days ago

[waxen oyster]

or is it a good containment space

for the idiots

[lean plover]

the biblical thing?

[balmy condor]

we all died

[halcyon falcon]

@balmy condor real talk. Thanks for the work you put in for the community

[red schooner]

neat

[harsh anchor]

no but this happened in a friends guild

[knotty vapor]

didn't the us gov just take over the tiktok algorithm to turn it into a propaganda machine?

[lusty kraken]

american evangelicals have some really loose screws

[waxen oyster]

Did you ask that friend

what kind of drugs he was on

to make that post

[balmy condor]

yeah some fuckass delusional pastor from south africa said rapture on tuesday

and then the internet exploded

and people took it seriously

one dude sold his car and shit

thinking it was the end of the world

[knotty vapor]

they wouldn't do rapture on reset day, that'd just be mean

[harsh anchor]

Tuesday was really nice, quite a few less cars on the road when I was at work

[knotty vapor]

if i get raptured before pulling mythic antenna from vault im gonna be so pissed

[balmy condor]

my pleasure man, glad you can use it

[thorn thorn]

No way this is real

[lusty kraken]

imagine getting raptured before rogue buffs

[knotty vapor]

raptured before bugfixes

[harsh anchor]

homie said he never came back, so who knows

[haughty flicker]

i would believe that squirrel was a messenger from god

[red schooner]

to be fair, that's a neat looking squirrel

maybe he has a point

[lusty kraken]

speaking of bugfixes, did anyone check if the bugs are still there on the ptr?

[royal lantern]

wait, you are still down there?

lmao

[thorn thorn]

We got the fat squirrel messenger before rogue bugfixes what an insane timeline we are in

[knotty vapor]

bro i bet those bugs are gonna be there on the midnight alpha lmao

[halcyon falcon]

I feel a modicum of sorrow for people who buy into this type of extremism. They’re clearly lacking in their own lives. But I appreciate the laughs I get when reading these kind of stories

[balmy condor]

down there as in south africa? I've never been to south africa

[haughty flicker]

[royal lantern]

[haughty flicker]

what ties do you have to emerald mining

sus

[scarlet orbit]

Ok maybe im stupid.. But why would you sell stuff if its about to end

[balmy condor]

yeah I'm secretly hoarding a stash of blood diamonds and in order to repent for my sins I locked myself in purgatory dealing with you dumbfucks

[thorn thorn]

He uses them for his hair

[balmy condor]

and I wouldn't have it any other way

cause you're not just dumbfucks

you're MY dumbfucks

and that's special

[thorn thorn]

[harsh anchor]

[royal lantern]

[haughty flicker]

[thorn thorn]

Now we have to fight over who is the most favorite dumb fuck

[knotty vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[thorn thorn]

I vote @haughty flicker

[royal lantern]

quake, next question

[lusty kraken]

Remember how in a post they said they fixed the fatebound tier set

[haughty flicker]

definitely not

[haughty flicker]

real

[lusty kraken]

What if they just pushed it on ptr

[knotty vapor]

they do be sayin shit sometimes

[lusty kraken]

And forgot to push it on live

[balmy condor]

my local mexican place ran out of flan and now I won't get my flan

that's so fucked

[lusty kraken]

What is flan

[harsh anchor]

paper

or not

[haughty flicker]

flan is flan

[balmy condor]

it's egg custard

[thorn thorn]

Time to call ice

[haughty flicker]

it jiggles

[knotty vapor]

i cant think of any way to describe flan that isn't just "it's flan"

[thorn thorn]

Teach them to forget the flan

[haughty flicker]

[balmy condor]

very special egg custard

popular in spain and other latin cultures

[knotty vapor]

and japan

[lusty kraken]

Looks tasty

[balmy condor]

true yeah

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/pudding-dessert-gif-1625895016792433839

[thorn thorn]

Flan is very yummy

Its like a pudding

[harsh anchor]

I could jiggle that

[balmy condor]

I know the lady that makes the flan every morning

she's like 80 years old, doesn't speak a lick of english

[thorn thorn]

Thats how you know its good

[balmy condor]

and her cooking is crazy

[thorn thorn]

Have you had fresh cocoa beans whispyr

[balmy condor]

bro on the menu it's literally called "mama's homemade flan"

mama elena, my flan

[knotty vapor]

posting this here for no reason https://fixvx.com/NoContextCrap/status/1971004471749771469?t=YFjAZaLGS67kFZia_OQ3gA&s=19

No Context Shitposting (@NoContextCrap)

https://t.co/FDsPb9r9ie

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[balmy condor]

don't think so

[thorn thorn]

Dont

They are actually very nasty

[waxen oyster]

Honestly for most food.

Can't speak english for shit+cash only is the best.

If it's been around.

[humble verge]

are u on prog

[red schooner]

Describes my go to chinese takeaway place

it's so good

[thorn thorn]

The bean itself is extremely bitter, you need nothing short of bakery magic to make it palatable

[thorn thorn]

Yes

Im going to die

[waxen oyster]

dimmy hitbox is

whoever designed this boss

only plays range

[humble verge]

dude

walk like

2 steps forward

and your shadowstrike doesnt put you in that spot

[royal lantern]

gally had half the arena as hitbox for no reason, and dimmy has like 2yards

[waxen oyster]

gally got the gyat

i guess

[knotty vapor]

@balmy condor u see grr woof is 8/8?

[balmy condor]

I did

@inland dirge is literally my boyfriend

[knotty vapor]

welp

that's fitting

[thorn thorn]

How deep do the lies go

[balmy condor]

I mean usually he doesn't fit

[knotty vapor]

match made in heaven

[balmy condor]

but we make due

make do?

make do

fucking homophones

[thorn thorn]

[knotty vapor]

lmao

[thorn thorn]

Bro

[balmy condor]

if I could be homophobic against homophones, I would

but homophobic is not for homophones

and I hate that too

[thorn thorn]

This boss is gonna make me rip the nerves out of my arm and meld them into a cup holder to give as a gift just so i feel something more than the pain from this boss

[balmy condor]

everything about homophones makes me mad

[lusty kraken]

I pray they will buff assa before I reach dimensius

[haughty flicker]

homophonic

[knotty vapor]

i probs wont be at dimensius till fucking prepatch lmao

[balmy condor]

real

[lusty kraken]

I’m currently progging nexus-king

I wonder if I can just play assa instead of sub

[royal lantern]

yes, you can

[thorn thorn]

Do it

Be a real one

[lusty kraken]

Is it good tho

[haughty flicker]

its not the worst

[thorn thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/viking-man-leaps-ice-water-gif-12813214525354223849

[balmy condor]

if stats are to be believed, it's actually better than sub

[royal lantern]

its allright

[haughty flicker]

[balmy condor]

but only 6 assa parses

so kinda xd

out of context though this makes for a great ragebait

what an incredible image

[knotty vapor]

outlaw confirmed worst spec in the game

next wowhead tweet

[mossy sundial]

[royal lantern]

nah, just a normal day in #outlaw

[lusty kraken]

Wowhead is spreading rogue propaganda

[knotty vapor]

still never opened that channel

not sure i can handle that kind of energy drink gamer shit

bunch of tweakers

[lusty kraken]

Outlaw channel is just dooming

[knotty vapor]

10,000 apm

[lusty kraken]

Mostly about killling spree

[knotty vapor]

delete outlaw, we already had outlaw, it was called combat, and it [sinister strike noise] and [eviscerate noise]

wow peaked there

[lusty kraken]

Don’t be silly

[vestal granite]

I especially love that the top classes are the easiest too

[lusty kraken]

Outlaw is unique and fun

It’s my favorite m+ spec

Too bad it’s kinda shit

[knotty vapor]

i hate outlaw, it took away my non-descript swordguy spec

i dont wanna be a pirate

[lusty kraken]

It’s not a pirate

It’s sort of a gunslinger

[knotty vapor]

if we were supposed to have guns we woulda been a hunter

[lusty kraken]

I like the gunslinger fantasy

[knotty vapor]

THEN DO I HAVE THE CLASS FOR U

[lusty kraken]

Hunter is using rifles

Not pistols

It’s not the same

[knotty vapor]

w/e they slingin they guns or somethin idk

[lusty kraken]

Yeah it’s cool

I love it when you have these fantasy settings

[lusty kraken]

Then one character just shows up with a gun

It’s funny

[knotty vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-nub-cat-silly-cat-silly-kitty-gif-7773816275616110994

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/dnd-dnd-memes-wizard-gun-gif-17564459094201955192

[thorn thorn]

The strongest spell to exist is gun

[inland dirge]

[knotty vapor]

can we discuss hoofed characters having shoes now

why did they do that

[lusty kraken]

Idk if you watched jujutsu kaisen

[knotty vapor]

i beat u to death with a foam sword 2 weeks ago

[lusty kraken]

There was a moment when one of the strongest characters in the series just gets destroyed by a gun

[inland dirge]

I probably deserved it

[lusty kraken]

It was so hilarious and unexpected

[inland dirge]

finish the job next time for me

[knotty vapor]

[halcyon falcon]

There are boots in the raid that have a flaming glow to them. Must acquire for mog…forgot which boss (leather)

[knotty vapor]

????????

WHY DID THEY DO THAT

fucking clown shoes

ipsa shadowstepped to me

im so honored

[inland dirge]

sniped

[balmy condor]

babe

have you been shadowstepping other people

[knotty vapor]

sorry u had to find out like this

[inland dirge]

you can't prove that

[haughty flicker]

[inland dirge]

i was thinking about you the entire time

i promise

[knotty vapor]

u literally booped my nose

u were thinkin about me

[inland dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/2-blocked-messages-discord-saul-goodman-better-call-saul-meme-gif-4482802462778253475

[knotty vapor]

LMAO

[thorn thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/703753386398580736/744664896725319680/SmartSelect_20200816-175817_Reddit.gif

[vast patio]

Dimensius wrists do that without gloves/with certain gloves too

[halcyon falcon]

Whaaaaa? After vacay, I’ll investigate! Do you have a SS?

[vast patio]

Glorified ah shortcut

[vast patio]

No but it looks better in motion anyway

[halcyon falcon]

Sounds like a “need roll” to me

[vast patio]

Real and true

[halcyon falcon]

Usually it’s kill Dimmy and hearth…times have changed

[vast patio]

#transmog message

Those aren't gloves

[knotty vapor]

talkin about the shoes

[halcyon falcon]

The shoes are 🔥

[hexed harbor]

wow more bugs.... my hopes were up

[thorn thorn]

[inland dirge]

it owns

[knotty vapor]

damn, ?? kyveza is hard

the facing requirement on dark massacre is so tight

[severe meadow]

I forgot about kyveza

I should go do it again and see how much faster it is

[knotty vapor]

I didn't think my inability to perfectly position the camera would be why I can't do this

[thorn thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/277899348887470080/1284963767305764999/20220907_132731.gif

[severe meadow]

Zoom all the way out and watch what order they spawn in

If you can watch the first 3-4 it’s really not that bad

[knotty vapor]

yeah I am

my hand movement just isn't accurate enough perfectly face it in time

[knotty vapor]

I always go slightly too short or too far

[severe meadow]

Yeah not much advice there

Aim better

[thorn thorn]

Kyveza is easily the most challenging delve boss we have gotten and I hope they make more of this level

[severe meadow]

Same

I had a lot of fun with it

[thorn thorn]

Even zekvir wasnt this challenging

[knotty vapor]

the regular mode was way easier

but ?? is tuff

[thorn thorn]

zekvir was ultimately a big stat check and you could brute force it with enough ilvl

[haughty flicker]

zekvir just gear checked you

[severe meadow]

I did it around 702 ilvl or something

[vast patio]

can I hear the story about why you keep posting this

[thorn thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1159545771998331022/1182291627151200296/attachment-3.gif

[severe meadow]

Maybe lower, it was 2nd week I think

[thorn thorn]

I should try and do ?? kyveza at some point

Dedicate a day off to it prolly

[severe meadow]

She prob just falls over now

[thorn thorn]

Very likely

We will see

[severe meadow]

Maybe 3-4 cycles?

[thorn thorn]

I am insanely stupid so this might take a while to do

[severe meadow]

Shadowstep the first set of lines helped me a lot

I died to lines more than anything xd

[knotty vapor]

I dont see myself being able to pass the massacre multiple times lol

too unskilled

feelsbad

[severe meadow]

I had 6-7 circles of it

[knotty vapor]

this is testing a skill I've never really needed in this game before

[severe meadow]

Cycles

I can say

Sometimes massacre felt a little unfair

Like you were clearly facing it

[knotty vapor]

there's times where I'm sitting there waiting for it to go off, thinking I'm facing it perfectly, then it kills me anyways

im strugglin

[severe meadow]

Are you still trying to dps or fully focusing on it

[knotty vapor]

fully focusing

trying to keep her in front of me so i can dodge still tho

maybe thats part of it

she hits pretty hard

[severe meadow]

Yeah my problem early was health

I would die to suck sometimes

Had to feint + time branns pots

[thorn thorn]

If only brann wasnt useless

[severe meadow]

On god

He would just die half the time

In suck

[thorn thorn]

Legit

Tempted to just try and do it as healer with tank brann

pure cbt

[severe meadow]

[knotty vapor]

this is also the first time I've ever used the colorblind mode cuz I can't see the fucking red glowing pointers

[humble verge]

me when i cook up some minced meat and add taco seasoning on it

[knotty vapor]

it has me second-guessing which one is going out

[thorn thorn]

I think it might not be possible since you might eventually run out of space

But im still gonna try it

Cuz fuckit

[severe meadow]

Wait does the arena get smaller??

I actually didn’t know that lmao

[thorn thorn]

It takes a very long time, but you will notice if you are a healer

Voulk did it as pres and an issue was the fight took so long that space became an issue

[knotty vapor]

once my camera starts swinging around to face them I lose track of which one is next

that's definitely my issue

[severe meadow]

I sometimes ran towards edge so they’d usually face me

But it’s a little rng

[knotty vapor]

yeah I was thinking maybe just running out of the circle immediately

so they're always kinda facing me

then it's just micro adjustments

let's see if I can pull that off

[severe meadow]

It’s just when tbey spawn like

Ontop of each other

Is the unfair part imo

You can’t cloak the clones, right?

Or evasion

[humble verge]

time to die to this pooper

[knotty vapor]

dont think so

[severe meadow]

Ik you can cloak lines

[knotty vapor]

the fucking ball under the cup swapping shit is gonna ruin me if I get to that

im so bad at that shit

[thorn thorn]

If you are gonna tank them use an immunity cuz no amount of DR is gonna save you

they got some pretty rad overkill numbers

[humble verge]

frigg

go to 70 and missed the first homing

[knotty vapor]

this is how basically every attempt is going

😐

like very slightly off so it kills me

[thorn thorn]

Here is some solid advice

Temporarily disable your damage floaters

[knotty vapor]

yeah that might help with seeing it

not gonna make me better at aiming tho lmao

[thorn thorn]

Could turn off your nameplates too, less visual clutter

[knotty vapor]

might just turn off UI completely other than dot tracking stuff lol

[indigo crystal]

Hey guys! Any good soul could help me with my loomithar mythic logs? Feels like I've played really badly but not sure what I've done wrong as it felt prety smooth! Thanks a lot https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/G8r6B7dLyhMPXnYN?fight=33&type=damage-done

[buoyant herald]

turning off combat test is actually goated

its literally unimportant clutter

[severe meadow]

I muted Brann in that shit too

[frigid kestrel]

Here is what I did ( havnt beat it yet we had a pool on who could kill it first in guild and I got it to %45 week 1 and didn’t win the pot so I stopped) I turned my camera to the position it was going to go next, and then walked forward when it was time to face. Made it a lot easier to get done in time

[humble verge]

fakk

i had her at 30%

and then i somehow

[frigid kestrel]

I should try again, with my gear upgrades it should be immensely easier

[humble verge]

clip the edge of the spike

and it hits mei kd

[knotty vapor]

yeah nah I can't get her past 88%

[humble verge]

WHAR

[knotty vapor]

die to the first wave of massacre every single time

im just bad

[humble verge]

hurb

[knotty vapor]

guess i'll die

[severe meadow]

I can say

Your camera turn speed seems really high

Or sens

[humble verge]

you just gotta listen to this legendary soundtrack

https://open.spotify.com/track/2NTQaA3DbYKN6YuOJ0HDOO?si=07d8882b15c94877

while u kill her

[knotty vapor]

I had not considered this

[severe meadow]

You’re over correcting turning

[knotty vapor]

it's been this speed my entire life

gonna destroy my muscle memory to change that lmao

[severe meadow]

Turning that fast disorients me xd

[knotty vapor]

bruh

my mouse sens is NOT that high

it's like 800dpi or something

[severe meadow]

Erm idk what mine is on

[humble verge]

imagine not having like

1600 dpi

[knotty vapor]

it can set it higher

i think it goes to 3200

[humble verge]

8 attempts

havent done her since week 1 xd

honestly

after NK progress

the massacres are piss easy

[buoyant herald]

lol 4.50

i remember dudes posting like 10m+ timers on week 1

[thorn thorn]

ilvl is op

[marsh fjord]

I did it in week one. Without new tier set, my kill was around 8/9 minutes

[buoyant herald]

yeah, while its pretty much pass/fail regardless of ilvl, having 1/2 the chances to fail is huge

[clever sparrow]

any tips to find guild?