assassination

[balmy condor]

not that it matters cause no one's gonna play it

hold your 1min kb till after the move to caustic the add set

and then use your deathmark on the double technician set that falls from the sky

on cd after that

[vapid terrace]

Yeah I figured that was best, we have blasters that delete them before KB gets rolling lol

[balmy condor]

you pre-cast it

like if you wait for the adds to get in range before you kb you're a full 4-5 seconds late

you have to cast cds before they spawn

[vapid terrace]

Im generally first there tricksing so I can just KB first open global.

[golden loom]

You can cloak (or feint) the supression and kb as its moving

Idk its just a cringe boss overall but

[vapid terrace]

Yeah I tried that a few times. More boss uptime is great imo.

Wait. Your saying don't swap to adds, just keep cleaving off gally? 😮

[honest vector]

I've seen some people run over to adds, apply a rupture or two then swap back to boss right after

[golden loom]

I mean you can do the rupture stuff if you really want but they blow up anyways then before you can do any dam

[honest vector]

Yea maybe not worth at this point in the season

[golden loom]

Like your only hope on those ads is if your group just dcs

[vapid terrace]

Yeah they die so fast it feels weird, I'll sit on boss and cleave. Way better, fk what my RL says! Rogues do rogue shit

[golden loom]

The 2:55 min set is the only set where you get to padd cause they spawn on top of the boss

[lunar pond]

We completed our final kill last night for the rest of the mounts. Glad I don’t have to go back in lol. Gally is not an enjoyable encounter

I don’t mind Mugzee but this tier was forgettable

[vapid terrace]

We hoping for worlds last CE. But yeah I agree, this whole tier is meh

[balmy condor]

you never swap off adds

never

sorry

swap TO adds

you always stay on boss

[vapid terrace]

Gotcha

[nocturne quail]

deadass just playing sub on gally bc sin feelbad

[balmy condor]

the most you ever interact with the adds is tab -> rupture -> tab back

but you don't even bother mutilating them or anything

[vapid terrace]

The way it was worded to us was technician needs to die asap so we all were swapping and it feels terrible for me

[balmy condor]

yeah

you do less damage swapping, ironically enough

like you just lose so much damage having to swap to something, put up dots, move the mark, and then start doing damage to it

you need like a full 10 seconds to swap to stuff

and you never have that

[vapid terrace]

Yeah I was burning vanish on it.

[balmy condor]

Y I K E S

[vapid terrace]

😆

[balmy condor]

yeah fuck that

if your raid leader bitches tell him to eat rocks

you're not meaningful to the adds either way

but if you swap you definitely won't be

[vapid terrace]

Nah he's super chill and trusts most of the things I do, it'll be good

[golden loom]

Tbh I did some of that to try and cheat more add damage by going to them with combo points -> rupture -> vanish ambush to spatter of that add while boss is in narnia

[thorn thorn]

Burning vanish for adds

[golden loom]

But idk feels awful aswell

[thorn thorn]

[golden loom]

Well you dont use vanish for anything else so

[thorn thorn]

Burning it to target swap is

[vapid terrace]

Yeah that was my thought. Sometimes I'd have the right timing to mark new add but usually it was a vanish spot. But not anymore. If they want more add dmg from me, bring it to the boss!

[lunar pond]

That boss will go the whole tier without them fixing where you shadow step to. Blizzard is interesting

[golden loom]

Still cant believe it is that way still

[vapid terrace]

Yup I just don't step, or I do on a tank lol

[lunar pond]

There has to be some weird hot box interaction since you can melee from like mid platform

[thorn thorn]

Fwiw Terros went the entire season it was current, and fated with Felblade and similar abilities killing the user

Shit like that almost never gets fixed for some reason

[tight ginkgo]

hot box interaction

[thorn thorn]

They tried fixing stuff like the dawnbreaker and pets but occasionally you still get pets that fall through the ship

[tight ginkgo]

[golden loom]

I wonder if fractallis or w/e will do that

[lunar pond]

I’m leaving it lol

[lunar pond]

It’s weird how common it has been in later tiers

[thorn thorn]

Very

I wont lie though I found the terros one very funny

Just hearing our DH say FUCK in comms cuz they accidentally pressed felblade

[lunar pond]

I never asked our wars if they had charge issues but I assume it’s the same deal for them

[thorn thorn]

I think basically every ability that moved you to an enemy was broken on terros

I want to say harpoon didnt do it but i dont remember

I saw zero surv hunters that season

[viscid spear]

Every time I've tried I gwt a groip that falls apart

[humble verge]

how many keys can you do a week

[viscid spear]

Not many, I just have to push hard

[humble verge]

alright

[viscid spear]

It's a personal issue

[raw marlin]

!wa

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[dreamy rover]

Hello assassins

we're back

[keen spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/780377679227650079/1143175175391674418/Viberge.gif

[dreamy rover]

tyvm for the very informative pin @balmy condor

[thorn thorn]

Chat what is your least favorite raid boss

[fallow canopy]

all time or this xpac?

[coral ibex]

you've probably never fought it unless you raided in ffxiv last expansion

[thorn thorn]

Just of all time

In wow that you have done

[coral ibex]

hodir hard mode in a dad guild in ulduar during wotlk classic

aka a dps race in a room that sets your computer on fire

with lots of movement required to get the amps and not die

[marsh fjord]

Couldron of carnage

[stray star]

Rygelon because the same people would get mechanics and wipe us. 100+ pulls on heroic ...

[thorn thorn]

I am curious why

[marsh fjord]

as melee so fucking aids.

and i strafe a/d all the time and on gorilla i cant

[steady swan]

quick questions, hows asa next season ? gameplay changes? :3

[normal mist]

0 changes

[steady swan]

XDD

ty

[thorn thorn]

@humble verge

[humble verge]

i have to go on wow

for this

i forgor

[marsh fjord]

Same as on live just 13% stronger

[thorn thorn]

If you forgor then it means you have been pretty content with most of them

Im surprised Dathea wasnt an instant pick

[steady swan]

i hope they fix one day the energy issue

[normal mist]

energy is not an issue

never was

[marsh fjord]

They will never fix the energy

I think even if they would rework us

it would be the same

[humble verge]

who is dathea

[normal mist]

Vault boss

DF s1

[humble verge]

i didnt play DF

[steady swan]

i fell slow mode ofside cds

XD

[normal mist]

because the spec is slow

[marsh fjord]

Yeah thats how sin just plays bro

i actually enjoy it

do you know why?

i see my raid team failing mechanics and laugh at them

[spice surge]

Its that way on purpose

[normal mist]

We are not GCD capped

[marsh fjord]

i dont even know how sin would feel like if it would be fast lol

[humble verge]

honestly

Tichondrius was quite annoying

because there was always someone literally wiping on purpose

unintentionally

[steady swan]

its funny to play but a little strange for me, i come from furys land, you know XD

[balmy condor]

heaven forbid a resource is an actual resource

[thorn thorn]

Elisande was F tier for me

[marsh fjord]

yeah if you come from fury it's massively different

[marsh fjord]

amen to that brother

[thorn thorn]

Worst boss that xpac me thinks

[marsh fjord]

we aint outlaw in here

[balmy condor]

you're on crack or what

[humble verge]

that or like

Maiden

was also kinda ass

[balmy condor]

elisande worst fight?

[thorn thorn]

Yes

[balmy condor]

it's opposite day in here or what

[humble verge]

people kept somehow killing everyone with the balls

[thorn thorn]

Elisande was hella lame

[humble verge]

or they are like

[balmy condor]

elisande was sick what

[humble verge]

jumping too late

jumping too early

exploding everyone

[thorn thorn]

Whispyr what is your least favorite raid boss then

[balmy condor]

painsmith

[thorn thorn]

For me its Stix

Very annoying very unfun

[balmy condor]

yeah, painsmith

[thorn thorn]

You had that answer on the quick draw

[buoyant herald]

Surely rik

[balmy condor]

very annoying, very unfun

[thorn thorn]

Real

[marsh fjord]

i felt like this raid was full of mechanics that were so annoying to deal with as melee. while ranged is mega chill

thats why i disliked it so much

[balmy condor]

you get to intermission and it's a snoozefest

you black out for 30 seconds

wake up from your coma

75% of your raid is dead

or some dipshit gated late

and the adds get baited wrong

so you jump off and do it again

one dude responsible for popping bomb pops early gg insta wipe

you get to the end after all of that hell and you have some braindead ranged player that doesn't understand how the spike cross works

[steady swan]

when i try it i fell same vibes like fury, its fun, but theres something Asa have what mmm i dont know how explain, just caught me

[balmy condor]

and just impales half the raid

[marsh fjord]

assa feels like meaninful and outlaw feels like just spamming shit

[balmy condor]

elisande is a wild pull though

like I understand why you wouldn't like elisande

[thorn thorn]

Elisande isnt anywhere near my top 5

Elisande was just my least favorite from legion

[humble verge]

guys

remember Zul

[balmy condor]

but even if you don't like elisande there's like 5 worse bosses in nighthold alone

[humble verge]

when suddenly everyone was running 20 rogues

[thorn thorn]

My 2nd least favorite is Fyrakk pretty easily

[humble verge]

yeah like Tichondrius

[balmy condor]

tich sucked

aluriel sucked

[humble verge]

he sucked only because people couldnt stop giving everyone else their debuff

[balmy condor]

krosus was shit aside from "holy shit he's breaking the bridge wow that's sick"

[thorn thorn]

Ok actually I change my answer

Krosus was my least favorite for legion

Somehow I forgot that one

[balmy condor]

see now that's a reasonable take

[marsh fjord]

zul was dope

[thorn thorn]

My brain scrubbed krosus from my memory

And painsmith

I think Jailor was also a pretty easy 0/5

[marsh fjord]

on farm people called out krosus beam purposely wrong and see if people would watch themself and got one shot by the beam

[thorn thorn]

One answer I got was stone legion generals "pre-fix"

But I didnt do that boss so no idea what that implies

[marsh fjord]

i know al ot of people hated stone legion generals

but i kinda liked that boss

[steady swan]

we still play deathstalker next season ?

[humble verge]

yes

fatebound will never be played

[marsh fjord]

probaly yes

i dont think they will do anything to fate bound before it releases

[steady swan]

a rework would be good XD

[marsh fjord]

they wonr rework it this close to a new season

[misty holly]

Feels like one of those situations where they don't bother tweaking anything now because they know it's being scrapped soon anyways.

Something new, or a redesign, in 12.0.

[royal lantern]

or they pull the Rogue classic: dont bother tweaking anything now and still just ignore it later

[marsh fjord]

imagine they remove hero talents in midnight and that's why they are not doing anything

[frank trench]

I mean they usually dump the stuff from seasons before :/

[humble verge]

overhaul everything Okayge

[frank trench]

I don’t see hero talents going away though

[marsh fjord]

They said they were supposed to be evergreen

[spice surge]

Theyve explicitly said theyre not going away, but who knows

[marsh fjord]

i dont know man there is still so many trees fucked up where things should just be baseline

[frank trench]

The other day I’m My guilds discord we were ranking classes hero talents options rogue was f tier lol

Shaman and monk were both S

[marsh fjord]

Rogue one sucks bro

[frank trench]

Having one one feasible option per spec with the other being dog doodoo is sadge

With all being passive :0 like look your eviserate becomes french!

[balmy condor]

yah hero talents are confirmed to stick around through midnight and also last titan

so at least 4 more years

or however long

[fringe spear]

wonder if they ever add more

[marsh fjord]

They shouldn’t

[fringe spear]

id be ok with them adding hero trees only for druid

[hallow glade]

I would rather that they just iterate on the existing trees

[solar wyvern]

I still think DS shouldnt have been full passive and have an ability tied to it

Like a vendetta like effect or somethibg

That procs or applies your mark (another non vanish option) and does a mark dps amp or something

Passive hero talents so lame

[hallow glade]

I don’t like the death stalker gameplay at all so I would prefer it being entirely passive, but I’m sure you could redesign it to be fun or significantly less annoying

There are a few small things you could change about death stalker that would be a big improvement, which goes for sin and sub

[solar wyvern]

I mean ya but to keep it how it is somewhat just an active to reapply marks would be huge for the spec with how janky dn can be

When i envenom the dcaffolding in floodgate and lose my mark XD

[haughty flicker]

sorry assa has too many buttons

couldnt possibly add one

[tropic rover]

whattheheck...

[fringe spear]

i wouldnt but thats because im a druid main and dont think any amount of iteration is gonna fix the flaw in those trees

[humble verge]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-glorp-desk-slam-cat-green-man-gif-16808037113840525469

[fringe spear]

i want more hero trees...

[buoyant herald]

Maybe you need to play a class that’s getting a new spec 😎

[tropic rover]

I can't wait for it to be new races

[humble verge]

playing dh

icl

[tropic rover]

I know it's unlinkely but it owuld be so funny

[humble verge]

kinda cringe

they need to make

ACTUAL dh

diablo 3 dh spec

[thorn thorn]

[thorn thorn]

What are you doing here

[humble verge]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-outer-space-gif-988837663270596515

[tropic rover]

idk what I'm doing with my life anymore man

[haughty flicker]

real

[humble verge]

i am up at 5am

:)

[drowsy hollow]

it's fun to abuse Sin to insta kill old bosses

[devout hazel]

yo

guys

how do i make the nameplate that have the deathmark

bigger

when i kick any spell in the dung

its hard af to get back to my deathmark target

i miss like 5 seconds

finding it

[shy creek]

There is a keybind that says

"target last targetted mob" or w/e

just bind that

[main bridge]

making a focus kick macro is probably a better way to handle that

then you don't even change target

[balmy condor]

idk if there's a way to make it bigger, I assume there's some script I assume

most people recolor the nameplate instead

[gaunt sigil]

Blizz give me more bleed please

[weary spear]

What ilvl belt approx is disc belt replaced by? Tryna see if I can get by without getting it

[hoary remnant]

You did that in the 2010s. Today you have a kick bound and a modifier (example shift) to kiv your focus. Also mouseover focus macro was for me a gamechanger

[shy heron]

Next patch is literally next week so if you've already waited this long just get a dungeon belt

In uh, what, two weeks?

[balmy condor]

710ish

it's not that great

like it's good, but it's only really like 10 ilvl above its listed ilvl

[weary spear]

Ok thx

[eager ledge]

Hey guys, do you have some input for me to improve my energy management?

I think my dmg is fine in m+ and raid for my gear but sometimes i just ran out of energy and then i drop down to 1 mio dps.... ._.

[balmy condor]

the spec just runs out of energy

there's nothing to do about it

[weary spear]

lol

[balmy condor]

there's also basically nothing to optimize around regarding it

in aoe you just gotta make sure to have enough bleeds out

usually 6-7 is fine

[wild thorn]

i love classic wow st gameplay

[balmy condor]

(most of which will be rupture)

yah I mean running out of energy is a good thing

the fact that there's no gameplay around it is rough though

[tender ember]

hello! when casting rupture i sometimes get my resource back(? idk the english naming xd), but cant find which talent does this

[balmy condor]

https://www.wowhead.com/spell=79134/venomous-wounds

[tender ember]

no other resource

[wild thorn]

bonespike

wait

wtf is its name

[balmy condor]

https://www.wowhead.com/spell=455352/serrated-bone-spikes

[wild thorn]

serrated bonespikes

[tender ember]

thanks guys

[dapper halo]

whats the best choice for the belt

[blissful elk]

!wa

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[robust axle]

Assasination damage is looking rough next patch atm feelsbadman

[buoyant herald]

Crit or mastery one

[balmy condor]

Assasination damage everything related to balance is looking rough next patch atm

fixed that for you

currently if it has a number, it's a mess

[robust axle]

I see 😅

[dapper halo]

hmmm..

oh i have the crit one

not the mastery one

but now we have yet another borrowed power thing

but i understand why, blizz needed "lets give them something to do while we wait for the new raid" "oh lets do another borrowed power thing"

[buoyant herald]

it'll be replaced by heroic gear (actually this time)

maybe before

[red schooner]

Surely a big hotfix comes in that fixes it all

[shy axle]

is it really that far off? all i read is there is no sims and play whatever

[rotund oak]

we need a whispyr roguecast

with other rogues preferably

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[zenith elm]

Lets do a video where we are dooming

All at the same time, we screap

Scream*

[balmy condor]

to talk about all the chages we're getting yes

[balmy condor]

yes

[shy axle]

wild even after the buffs

ty whispyr

[balmy condor]

I mean it's not just rogue

literally nothing makes sense

half of the specs in the game are >6mil

and the other half are <5mil

trinkets haven't been tuned once

there's tier sets that are like 8%

[wild thorn]

they nuked hoa trinket

[balmy condor]

there's tier sets that are 40%

[wild thorn]

xd

[shy axle]

damn

[balmy condor]

they just buffed the legendary cloak

by ONE HUNDRED FIFTY TWO percent

like we are not in the realm of reasonable tuning

[buoyant herald]

didn't they also buff the boots to increase the proc rate even higher as well?

[balmy condor]

bro who knows and who cares at this point

we will not be playing the same game when the patch goes live

whatever we saw in PTR testing is already irrelevant beyond belief

they're just a full month behind on tuning lowkey

it's just silly

like yeah they nuked hoa trinket

and then what

maybe they nuke all the other trinkets in the game too

[red schooner]

Isn't fatebound 4pc pretty much 0℅

[hoary remnant]

This they were nerfing buffing trinkets 4 weeks into 11.1

[celest crescent]

Damn I love Assa rogue, 3rd patch same gameplay, same tracking, same everything, can’t wait for s3 😭🥹👏

[hoary remnant]

Tuning is insanely behind I assume we get Tuesday Wednesday new tuning

[visual sun]

other class? yes. rogue? prolly nah

[rotund oak]

[red schooner]

I just wanted hero talent tweaks man

[rotund oak]

was talking mostly for your cute faces

but yes rogue stuff also good

[wild thorn]

i want nerubar back

[hoary remnant]

Rogue too imo

[wild thorn]

was a fun assa tier might be misinfo cuz it was my first tier playing the game tho

[rotund oak]

we need to fight the smart way,apply pressure via intellectual arguements

whispyr and other rogues pretty big brain

we cant lose this war

can see certain ppl(not calling names out here)

(yes druids mostly)

yapping nonsensical bs

we got a whispyr

[hoary remnant]

Just from seeing all sims the delta they are trying to aim is 10-15% and they have not Hit that yet. That's how it's been in the past. Then class Design decide more what is really Gold early on

[wild thorn]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[hoary remnant]

Everything under 4.5 Millionen should be buffed and over 6 nerfed

I expect udk nerfs to st

[balmy condor]

they ain't usin sims to tune

they know better than that

[shy axle]

what do they use

[bronze pike]

No

According to yoda tanks stress video

Vdh will be meta yet again

These numbers won’t be change

ITS LIVE IN TMINUS 7 DAYS

[hallow glade]

@vestal wren the s3 assa m+ build on the sheet takes improved ambush with no blindside

[balmy condor]

is it spreadsheet season again

[vestal wren]

it did for some reason still sim marginal better

idk why

but if you find improvements, lmk

[hallow glade]

what da

[vestal wren]

let me sanity check

atm re-running sub as we got the finality bug implemented

turns out finality sucks on single target now

yep, its 0.2% diffrence. - sim (tight spender)

[hallow glade]

that must be dungeon slice fuckery

surely 1 cp every pack isnt worth the st loss right?

and you arent even using ambush on every pull

[vestal wren]

dungeon slice has some shortcommings for evaluation purposes

for gearing its great tho

[hearty seal]

it's almost like cutting a 6-month season to a 5-month one has to have an adverse effect on the developers making the next one
tbh I'm not sure why they're trying to get content out this quickly, would having to wait for September kill that many people? esp with Pandas classic releasing basically two weeks before S3 now

[red schooner]

I am secretly hoping for a one month delay on the patch, purely because I'm at a 4 day festival the weekend before raid launches and I'm gonna be fuckin' dead when it launches

[hearty seal]

my RL is like
AWOL till mid-September lmao

he did not expect S3 to start in early August when he left

[hearty seal]

doesn't Tight Spender basically save you like
1.5-2 energy per finisher? so you'd get maybe a single mutilate out of it every couple minutes

like, I can sincerely believe that with perfect play having +1 CP every pack/4-5 extra CP every boss Vanish will actually outdo Tight Spender anyway

it's a very underwhelming talent ngl

[hallow glade]

4-5 vanishes on a boss?

[hearty seal]

subterfuge window

since on a boss you aren't spreading garrote/rupture

[hallow glade]

oh good point, i havent played with subterfuge in a while so i didnt even think about that

[warm vortex]

Ask blizzard, and remember to say please

"we have decided to delay the patch so goat can play :) "

[royal lantern]

based

[hearty reef]

It would be extremely based from them

[red schooner]

I'm still gonna play, I just normally need 4 days of sitting in a darkened room post festival before I feel human again

[golden loom]

I have the opposite where we just so happen to be swapping work systems at work so the raid launch week we have a blackout week

coming back from vacation on wednesday -> 1 week of normal work -> 1 week of blackout where its encouraged to take saldo days or use vacation days (or work from home doing nothing but M+ )

[nova kelp]

I have the problem where I'm going to be playing next tier and it looks fucking ass

[golden loom]

idk im hyped as fuck

[nova kelp]

that's ok, some people think kendrick LOST the battle

it's ok to be wrong

[balmy condor]

well

it's okay to be wrong except in that situation

[lean plover]

im hyped to play wow again tbf, kind of bored atm

[red schooner]

New raid looks cool, and like I'm a one trick pony so I'm playing rogue regardless so what can I do

[lean plover]

same, i have way too much fun on assa/sun

sub

[warm vortex]

Im prolly hunter, but i've got rogue and tbh after trying fire mage it's fun af

But the main ones are BM/SV/ASS

[red schooner]

I don't feel comfortable on other classes. I levelled up a SV hunter recently and I ain't vibing with it.

[warm vortex]

Heresy

Jokes aside, i get what you mean tho

[iron carbon]

SV is fcking fun

If I got time, I'll play it s3

[royal lantern]

we have a SV otp

[pliant remnant]

You, hunter?

No way

[brave comet]

that zeross guild is looking for another rogue

damn did he quit

[earnest remnant]

heard he "is" quitting due to work afaik

[leaden meadow]

I understand "sim it" but like, howcomes the WoWhead gear guide says to use siren ring and a delve trink, but on murlok it's crafted+jastors and HoC+Seaforium? Is the wowhead one just outdated or something?

[balmy condor]

Bis lists mean less than jack shit so I make them at the start of the tier and then try my best to avoid the moral dilemma of putting literal useless borderline incorrect information into my guide against my will for the rest of the tier

It’s like schrodingers cat, as long as I don’t think about the bis list and no one brings it up, there is no way I can know how many people are taking them seriously and trying to use them in any capacity

Makes me sleep better at night that way

[leaden meadow]

Fair enough xD

[red schooner]

I'm still cackling about recieving this from the mage in our guild this tier. Its 2025 why are you like this

[balmy condor]

Unironically it’s always “oh whispyr thanks for the tc work I have some questions though”

And they listen and they’re very kind

Take all the questions

Everything fine

But then I say stats don’t matter

[orchid pewter]

why b tier though?

[balmy condor]

And they’re like

AH! NOW I DONT BELIEVE YOU

Everything you said up until then I blindly followed with 0 thought

But now you came for my secondary stats

And now nothing you say is true anymore

And like I’m all for critical thinking and applying theory and testing

But that never happens with bis lists

It’s just “well that piece has haste, and haste is bad, so the piece is bad and you’re wrong”

[red schooner]

I dunno, I have no clue what people's obsessions with bis lists are.

Just... ask the robot, the robots knows more than I do

[balmy condor]

It’s a simple solution, humans love simple solutions

[red schooner]

Feeding information to the robot is also a simple solution though

[spice surge]

In classic it sortof makes a bit of sense since you need to exactly cap your hit and expertise and shit, so its more of a puzzle with stats

[balmy condor]

It’s just more satisfying if you think there is a single answer

[spice surge]

But on live its just get ilvl 9/10 times

[red schooner]

Also less sources of gear plays a part I think

[spice surge]

Ye

[balmy condor]

Like if there’s an end to the gear and you’re finished and it’s these items and you’re done and it’s perfect best ever top super op giga gear

[red schooner]

I just get to an ilvl where my raid leader won't hit me and consider myself done.

Life is simple

[spice surge]

But also most of the classic bis lists just end up being "ye use the bracers from the raid because theyre higher ilvl than anything else"

[red schooner]

He knows where I live the threat of physical violence is real

[balmy condor]

That’s much more satisfying than the reality of “if you really cared for BiS you’d be recrafting between raid bosses to leverage the amount of aoe more or less”

[spice surge]

So its like

[golden loom]

vanilla gear is also very easy, just use 8 set tier

[balmy condor]

Yes, haste is worse in aoe if you’re cleaving vicious venoms and sniping ruptures

Are you going to sit there and swap gems between sprocket and one arm?

No you’re fucking not

[spice surge]

Everyime i tell people you crafted without a missive they dont believe me

If it was your first dagger or whatever it was

[balmy condor]

I literally did it on stream

I crafted all my gear at the start of the season without missives

[brave stump]

GAMBA

[balmy condor]

I eventually recrafted after like the 3rd gally kill so that my sims would shut up

[spice surge]

Is it gamba if all outcomes are fine

[balmy condor]

But my first gally kill I’m pretty sure I had a vers/haste dagger or vers/mast or something

As if I even remember what stats it rolled

But yeh

My guild crafters think I’m insane too

They dm me and go “you forgot your missive”

And I go “no, it just doesn’t matter”

And they literally freeze for 5 minutes as if I just told them the secret of the universe or some shit

Like man just hit the button what’s wrong with you

[royal lantern]

im too lazy to sim that Stuff and just put a random missive on it

oh haste is really low overall, random haste missive and call it a day

[golden loom]

the trick to that is... public orders

[balmy condor]

I tried that and got rank 3’s twice

[golden loom]

only once have I gotten a quality 4

[balmy condor]

Not four

THREE

[brave stump]

That is where the "sin" in assassination comes from

[balmy condor]

Maybe this season

I’ll craft no missives public

[golden loom]

still have it on my alt rogue

[balmy condor]

Surely they have it leveled by season 3 right

[golden loom]

was very confused at the ilvl

[royal lantern]

no dagger?

[golden loom]

I haven't played this char since season 1

[hollow dirge]

Been sending out public for whole season 2 too, never gotten anything under highest quality.
Would put up like 10k gold and leave comment “highest quality only please”
It would not take long either, 2-3 min tops

[harsh anchor]

Jesus 10k tip for a craft?

[main bridge]

absolutely not

[normal mist]

Some people do it, i appreciate those people

Because i always guarantee max level crafts

[drowsy hollow]

I usually take whatever they want if they supply the r3 mats. I'm just pressing a button

I don't use the auto-reply add-ons so I don't do a lot

I levelled professions mostly for my own alts

[normal mist]

but if one has 1 charge left for public orders, and there are 2 orders, one of them has a 500g tip and the other 10k.... xD

i know which one im picking heheh

[drowsy hollow]

I haven't checked public orders in so long cause I assume there just isn't any

[normal mist]

sometimes there are some, especially pvp items

[drowsy hollow]

I typo'd assassinrogue as asassibrogue earlier today and now I can't help but hear an Irish rogue in my head with a flair for dramatics.

[lethal heart]

!guide

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue

[raw marlin]

!weakauras

!weakaura

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[static glacier]

you werent around when the infamous brogue was called out

[drowsy hollow]

Clearly not lol

[static glacier]

#assassination message this lead to some hilarious yap

[spice spire]

Holy shit the 6

I forgot this canon event

[pure moth]

He ever show up in here after

[spice spire]

Idk dog I touched grass

[static glacier]

nope, they've not sent a message here since that day

[raw marlin]

ok gamers.. do i upgrade from 1080p 32inch to 1440p 32inch or nah?

[royal lantern]

its not about the size

[lyric cliff]

hey guys just wondering what ppl mean by MM dagger or signet means? havent played since s1

[raw marlin]

i mean they are the same size

but all the damn uis now are in 1440p and i cbf editing them all

im legit tempted to spend a few hundred £ just for that one issue lol

[normal mist]

MM = mythic track / Mythic Mode

Signet = priory (dungeon) trinket

[lyric cliff]

gotcha thanks !

[plush wasp]

do supercharger and forced induction make a 4 point envenom to a 7 point or a 7 to a 10 point envenom?

[normal mist]

yes

but you don't really think about it

just keep following the rules

[spice surge]

Both

If you are at 4 cp it makes it a 7 cp finisher

If you are at 7 cp it makes it a 10cp finisher

[plush wasp]

so always go for 7 cp in the window?

[normal mist]

only for DN

otherwise send at 5+

[undone iron]

!macro

[prisma monolith]

Shiv/Tea Macro
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:

/cast Shiv 
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null

Assassination uses no other macro aside from standard Deathmark+Potion+Racial+Trinket

[drowsy hollow]

#assassination message This is exactly what I imagined with a sassy brogue rogue.

[golden loom]

remove this fight asap thank you very much

[main bridge]

everyone says it's easy just get past p1

[golden loom]

talking about trying to parse on the boss

[main bridge]

oh

[golden loom]

when everyone nukes adds and boss dies too fast

[main bridge]

i guess that's probably a lot harder

[golden loom]

every week................

[main bridge]

bribe guildies to afk and let you demolish adds

only way

or get like 3 buyers

[golden loom]

I need to join a chinese parse run for the final week I think

[hoary remnant]

if you want to parse you do it in a boost with 3 buyers and the adds actually have to die

[golden loom]

problem is that we haven't had any buyers..

whatever I am over it

[pliant remnant]

[coarse vault]

Is someone able to give a brief M+ opener for big aoe pulls? The Icy Veins info is a touch confusing on timing for applying dots and using CDs (say in Eco Dome first pull as an example). TY in advance.

[main bridge]

Wow head guide is pretty good imo

!guide

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue

[marsh fjord]

You doing the bleed build or the poison build

[coarse vault]

bleed

ah i see the wowhead one now sorry for the trouble

thanks very much

[main bridge]

The hell is a poison build

[marsh fjord]

Rupture 4/5 targets, garrote 4/5 targets. CT. Death mark and done

[marsh fjord]

The induction build

[barren yarrow]

anyone else getting random ppl from this discord trying to add you>?

[marsh fjord]

Yeah they wanted to see my grey logs

[main bridge]

No but you can probably safely ignore them

Lots of scammers I hear

[barren yarrow]

yeah

very weird

[drowsy hollow]

Just like a phone call, you won't get a genuine friend request from a random using an anime girl profile and a name like Kayla

[hoary scroll]

hi i have a question: if i have supercharger shiv up and deathmark, do i still go full combopoints or is it enough if i envenom on 5 cps to consume deathmark?

[plain rock]

in visions, do you guys just skip the pack before rexxar? seems a bit excessive with all the stuns

with 8 masks

[normal mist]

Did that person send you a message like this:

• HI!
• random messages asking you general things
• So do you wanna see my art portfolio?????

[raw marlin]

what does the thistle tea marker do in Devlins rogue pack?

[onyx gyro]

With no more changes, how will assassination be in Mplus and Raid?

[raw marlin]

playable

[raw marlin]

feel like @normal mist will know this but I also just want to say hi too

[onyx gyro]

compared to the other rogue specs?

[normal mist]

who knows

its still ptr

things are going to change

especially during the first raid weeks

[raw marlin]

@marsh fjord

[spice spire]

Mf pinging everyone except the man himself

[spice spire]

@white lance sorry for the ping homie, just trying to make sure it’s clarified!

[thorn thorn]

@spice spire

You are the real mvp

[white lance]

heya, it just adds a marker at where it will auto consume tea

[white lance]

thanks for the pingy thingy!

[spice spire]

Ty Devlin! Appreciate you big dog

[white lance]

no problem! hope you like it

[pure moth]

That could be cool to have perhaps

[chrome mirage]

I've been using your shit since TBC, thank you king.

[marsh fjord]

Hey dev i dont use your weakauras but still thanks bro appreciate you bro

[white lance]

thats cool too, thanks! was hoping for a bigger rework in 11.2 so i could spend some time with it, but looking kinda same-same

[thorn thorn]

@fallow canopy

[raw marlin]

oh yeah i only ping people who i speak to, i dont want to annoy anyone haha

[raw marlin]

awww sweet, loving the weakaura tbh!

[flint comet]

hey quick question, might sound dumb, i just wanted to play some assa to have a break from outlaw, i heard garrote is garbage, so do i want to apply it and maintain it on 5 targets ish or just dont bother?

just keep the ruptures and mov eon

[marsh fjord]

if you play bleed. you can vanish and improve garrote multiple targets. you also apply multi garrotes at the start

if you play forced induction don't bother using garrotes in like big pulls ( only main target)

and btw you dont sound dumb. it's good to ask qeustions.

Also Wowhead can help you out with qeustions like these. but can always ask!

[flint comet]

im playing this one, which is induction one if im not mistaken, so just screw garrotes im guessing

[spice spire]

Devlin is super nice if you ever have any questions about their WA don’t hesitate to ask!

[marsh fjord]

Yes you play the induction build.

How high does your keys go?

[flint comet]

on this char not too high, like 14 15

[marsh fjord]

Swap to the bleed build

Do you pug or play with friends?

[flint comet]

like this?

[marsh fjord]

No

[flint comet]

friends mostly

[marsh fjord]

You use this

[flint comet]

oh damn no kingsbane

[marsh fjord]

Nope.

[thorn thorn]

All bleeds

[marsh fjord]

in 14/15s mobs die way to quick

for your kingsbane

but it also depends on your comp really

[thorn thorn]

@humble verge You have 3 rogues

Thoughts on a sin rogue having fok as their 3rd highest for overall in a key

[marsh fjord]

@flint comet https://www.wowhead.com/guide/classes/rogue/assassination/talent-builds-pve-dps#bleed

read this

[flint comet]

i will in a bit

about to get in a key lol

[haughty flicker]

based

[marsh fjord]

goodluck!

[flint comet]

ty for help tho

[thorn thorn]

Followup question, what if they did 780k overall at 630

[marsh fjord]

I one time had a rogue in my group and he said that his daggers broke and could only spam fok

[haughty flicker]

[thorn thorn]

This key was real bad he must have either fresh rerolled to sin or just

Idk

[marsh fjord]

You dont even want to know brodie

[thorn thorn]

But his overall was CT, Rupture, and fok

Garrote entirely absent

[marsh fjord]

fok is doing like 3% overall in my keys i think?

[thorn thorn]

Also ran DTB but only had amp toxin on

Deadly Poison stonks zero

[marsh fjord]

😄

[thorn thorn]

Shiv also completely absent, as was KB (which he did have talented)

Very cursed key

[thorn thorn]

Was it you

[marsh fjord]

hahaha that would make you laugh would it

i might be dumb but i aint that dumb

My most cursed key was in vault of the wardens and it took us 3 hours to clear it

don't even ask why i stayed

[thorn thorn]

Im not even gonna say anything

[marsh ferry]

Tell them to try the OBR

[thorn thorn]

Cuz in an old guild of mine they got stuck in nelths lair for 2 hours because the resto sham couldnt handle healing the last boss

And I got to see it happen live

Dont even ask how they survived the worm cuz honestly I have no fuckin idea

[marsh fjord]

well content if you watching a pain if you playing

[marsh ferry]

I once watched my guildies do a completion key for vault on week 1 of a season

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801550555008204850/949636299374088192/unknown.png?ex=68876539&is=688613b9&hm=ae63dccc87d239c22d4f130d319262b14f90e4ee3912f04163cb620731c0d6cd&

[thorn thorn]

At first I thought it wasnt so bad and then I realized they werent even halfway done

[red schooner]

I think in our guild there was a 3 hour week one grim batol 10

[pure moth]

And they chose this one???? Why lol

[stable apex]

!log

[prisma monolith]

Wowanalyzer now has good initial support for Assassination. We suggest using it to quickly see any big rotational mistakes and analyze your ability usage

Link: https://wowanalyzer.com/

[acoustic sky]

We always like to say, “Thank you Blizzard for ruining rogues” and the like, but I wonder: how many people are really dedicated to class balancing and design?

I know Realz is in charge of rogues, but he can't be alone, can he?

[stable apex]

!review

whats the log review command

[acoustic sky]

[buoyant herald]

I wouldn’t be surprised if design is uncoupled with tuning

[lean plover]

I dont think we know how it works, but i assume they arent free to do changes on the specs they want to, like some management tells them

thats why i dont like blaming realz, i dont think hes free to just iterate on rogue whenever he wants

[buoyant herald]

Yeah that’s what I’m getting at - tuning and balance is across ALL specs so I’d assume someone entirely different is in charge of that

Dude isn’t just there sleeping at the aura buff knob

[marsh fjord]

its exclamation mark grey logs

[lean plover]

Doubt the same guy that did the s3 reworks (although yes some specs mlre polished than others) is standing there without a clue

Hero talents are another talk tho

[raw marlin]

ty.. everyone in this discord is super nice tbh but I was looking at random WA yesterday and saw @white lance and was like.. this looks amazing why isnt this mentioned anywhere then realised its a !wa lol

[plain rock]

what do you guys do? rexxar and the pack before rexxar just wreck me

[balmy condor]

There’s no one “in charge of rogues”

There’s a combat team as a whole in charge of classes and balancing

[haughty flicker]

im in charge of rogues

i do this because you all deserve it

[pliant remnant]

do what

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-captain-america-chris-evans-gif-23752996

[nova python]

https://tenor.com/view/job-is-done-gif-6327344616414725502

[spice spire]

Are you not John Rogue?

[haughty flicker]

no hes john wowhead

[spice spire]

But jez is jana Wowhead

[pliant remnant]

He's John Assassination

[haughty flicker]

wowhead is a family name

there can be multiple

[marsh fjord]

i think bel would do a better job at fixing rogue then the current people working on it

thats how bad it is

[haughty flicker]

no im pretty sure i could definitely do a worse job

[pliant remnant]

"people working on it"

I mean, at least he'd be trying something, I guess

no matter how bad the changes were

[humble verge]

do we? i wouldnt know

[balmy condor]

I’m Danny Diablo

[main bridge]

my thought is that trying to diagnose issues from a details breakdown is silly and if you really want to analyze performance you should log your keys/raid

[humble verge]

if fok is 3rd highest

then idk

mine would probably be SD or CS

depending on the dung

[spice spire]

Barry barbarian

[humble verge]

fok not even showing up on details hover

500 combined casts with mut and ambush 🤨

[thorn thorn]

Yea he was having a rough time

[humble verge]

who was having a rough time

show me

[haughty flicker]

no

[thorn thorn]

The rogue in my key

[humble verge]

alright

[thorn thorn]

That had fok as his 3rd highest

[humble verge]

he must not be pressing garrote at all

[fallow canopy]

[thorn thorn]

Correct garrote was entirely absent from his overall

[humble verge]

now thats crazy

garrote not being top 5

is monka

[gritty laurel]

maybe they were just using one button rotation

[humble verge]

i wanna try one button in a key on my main

and see how bad it is

[thorn thorn]

They had CT, Rupture and Fok as their highest

Envenom was like 4th

[gritty laurel]

i threw up in my mouth a bit when i saw it queue up slice and dice

[humble verge]

CT rup makes sense

[thorn thorn]

Somehow spatter was basically non existent

Idk why

[haughty flicker]

i want a group to do one button only and see how high they can push

[thorn thorn]

He had spatter talented

[haughty flicker]

echo obr only in mdi when

[thorn thorn]

As did kingsbane

He had DTB but only amp poison

Deadly Poison stonks zero

[haughty flicker]

ez first timing assa

[thorn thorn]

Had to have been

[haughty flicker]

i remember the first time i played bm i was doing dungeons without interacting with stagger whatsoever

[thorn thorn]

They were 630 too

[haughty flicker]

im sure my healers were very happy

this was also like a decade ago in my defense

[gritty laurel]

630 is like weathered crest gear at this point, not really surprising

[thorn thorn]

Ya

He ended at like 780k

It was a +2 and he was clearly new so I wont say too much about it

But, that doesnt mean the encounter wasnt amusing

[gritty laurel]

nah, just more chance for you to pad and get those sweet, sweet details screenshots

[balmy condor]

Nedward news

[thorn thorn]

What if

They made Tea proc off Shiv and deleted tea as an ability

[balmy condor]

Would have to nerf it to 50 energy but yeah sure

[humble verge]

no

[thorn thorn]

Very good change

[balmy condor]

I think there’s probably 35 more important things

[humble verge]

like

[thorn thorn]

Is fatebound 34 of those

[humble verge]

giving us demeg

[balmy condor]

But yeah that’s kinda what tea should’ve been imo

[humble verge]

99 problems but fatebound aint one

[gritty laurel]

seeing cold blooded desync from the new tier set makes me irrationally angry. i black out, shit my pants, vomit on my keyboard, and wake up 3 hours later with no pants on

[lucid rune]

Guiz, are we feeling cute in ptr?

[haughty flicker]

thats entirely rational

[thorn thorn]

Very understandable and rational reaction

[balmy condor]

So a regular Tuesday then

[gritty laurel]

more or less, yeah

[thorn thorn]

Dont worry, it will get changed before season live

[balmy condor]

Deathstalker is severely undertuned and Fatebound is severely jank

[lucid rune]

Poopsy

[haughty flicker]

still cute tho

uwu

[thorn thorn]

uwu

So what im hearing is I should play fdk until fatebound is remade

[balmy condor]

What’s the vibe on putting rice seasoning in mac and cheese

[normal mist]

do it

[haughty flicker]

uh

[thorn thorn]

Do it

[balmy condor]

It’s staring at me in my cabinet like the green goblin mask

[weary spear]

Nerf CT next pass tbh

[haughty flicker]

i mean ive heard of worse things done to mac n cheese

[balmy condor]

I mean it’s just sesame seed and seaweed

[candid sun]

You can't fuck up Mac and Cheese

[balmy condor]

There’s no way it’s bad

[normal mist]

Just do it

[thorn thorn]

Do it and report the results

Im sure it will be good

[balmy condor]

Aight bet

[lucid rune]

I just need sin single target to be better than ret

[balmy condor]

The texture from the sesame seed is a nice touch

The seaweed is a bit overpowering though

I didn’t think it would be that obvious

But man

Even just the scent from a spoonful you already smell the seaweed

[lucid rune]

I thought rice seasoning was just soy sauce.

[balmy condor]

That’s crazy

[normal mist]

0-10 how good is it?

[balmy condor]

Nah I meant furikake

[lucid rune]

My wife is super sensitive to the taste of celery, of all things. The slightest bit throws her off

[haughty flicker]

yeah fuck celery

[balmy condor]

I mean I’d do it again just for a bit of a texture change, it’s definitely an improvement, but it’s not going in every time

Maybe like a 7

[balmy condor]

I got the cilantro soap

Just my luck I’m gonna marry into a Latino family

[haughty flicker]

mmm soap

[lucid rune]

The gene?

[balmy condor]

Ya

[lucid rune]

Damn

[balmy condor]

It also makes me be able to smell ants apparently

Cause holy hell ants REEK

[haughty flicker]

huh

cant everyone smell ants

[balmy condor]

No

[haughty flicker]

i mean maybe not like one or two but a lot of ants definitely smells

huh

[balmy condor]

No like I can smell single ants

[golden loom]

If they pee on you sure but not otherwise

[balmy condor]

Like if you crush an ant between your fingers, I can smell it while we’re having a conversation

They are STRONG

[haughty flicker]

yeah i cant smell it that strongly

[candid sun]

Latin cooking is wild. I have a Spanish family that lives across from me and they 'adopted' me after my parents died and they spoil me with their cooking man

The spices

[haughty flicker]

how often do you have ants peeing on you

[balmy condor]

I won over the mom because both the dad and my girl don't do spicy food, but I do

and she hadn't made salsas in like 20 years

[golden loom]

Come to think of it never, but also isnt it used for some sort of wound treatment idk maybe im yapping

[candid sun]

Covid destroyed my sense of taste, so all I can do is spice anymore lmao

Good man

[balmy condor]

but then I show up and I get my own little bowl of salsa all to myself

fat W

[haughty flicker]

i prefer bandages

to ant piss

[golden loom]

Yeah idk what I was thinking

[thorn thorn]

Why are we now talking about Ant Piss

What happened

[haughty flicker]

Well first we were talking about rice seasoning on Mac n cheese

So that's the natural next step

[thorn thorn]

Yes of course

My mistake

[balmy condor]

first time in assassination?

[thorn thorn]

Apparently it is

[lucid rune]

I forgot how goated the sin discord is

[thorn thorn]

Sin is good

Whispyr best spec expert

If they dont call people dumb are they even worth taking advice from

[sonic zinc]

idk whispyr got hacked once, not a good look

[midnight mist]

once

[main bridge]

the fuck? who does this?

[haughty flicker]

You don't carry around ants to crush while talking to people?

How else do you keep entertained

[sonic zinc]

if u want to assert ur dominance over whispyr, u would do that

[thorn thorn]

Zac was the mastermind

[fringe spear]

Oh u have the ant smelling gene

I'm so sorry

[thorn thorn]

Being an antkeeper im very glad I dont have the ant smelling gene

[main bridge]

gonna send crushed_ants.zip

[fringe spear]

There are so many ants where I live they are annoying

[thorn thorn]

Being from the south though I have inherited the ability to smell rain

[shy heron]

Hell yeah

[main bridge]

imagine if you could send smells over the internet

[fringe spear]

Rain is easy to smell ye

[thorn thorn]

I would rather not

[main bridge]

i wonder how or if you could preview them or you'd just have to fuck around and find out

[thorn thorn]

Whispyr is making all of us smell ants

[main bridge]

hope i don't have that gene

cilantro tastes good to me

[haughty flicker]

Go smell vinegar and you're there

[thorn thorn]

cilantro tastes like grass

Idk why people like it

[haughty flicker]

Mmm grass

https://tenor.com/view/grass-munching-eating-sun-weed-gif-15563090

[thorn thorn]

Parsley too

[spice sentinel]

actual footage of me going hard on cilantro

[thorn thorn]

They both taste like grass

[spice sentinel]

sorry youve got inferior taste buds

[thorn thorn]

I do not experience the appeal

[thorn thorn]

I blame covid

[spice sentinel]

honestly, that would suck if it was the reason

i know some people had long lasting taste issues

im sorry i said your genes sucked 😦

[thorn thorn]

Probably

It could also just be both

I have a chocolate and roach allergy so bad genes arent out of the question

[humble verge]

testing out vanilla UI

i wonder what i died to

[spice sentinel]

so most of the people who dont like it its because it tastes like soap but you're just saying its grass so i mean it sounds diff

[thorn thorn]

I just do not perceive a taste from it

I have no idea what its actually supposed to taste like its always just tasted like grass

Its very feint

9 times out of 10 if you put cilantro or parsley on something, or without there is a strong chance i dont notice

[spice sentinel]

its def on the grassier side but like i would never personally describe it as tasting like grass, idk how to articulate what it tastes like to me lol

but it stands out in most anything

not like overpowering but i can tell when its in it

[thorn thorn]

I cant

[spice sentinel]

what about things like lemongrass or green onion?

celery

[thorn thorn]

Celery tastes like water lol

green onion taste like onion idk

I like green onion

[spice sentinel]

celery is mostly water but the actual flavor of celery is almost like.. spicy?

peppery i guess

would be a better way to describe it

[thorn thorn]

huh

I have never experienced this

[spice sentinel]

AI Overview
Celery can indeed have a peppery taste, which is sometimes described as slightly spicy or grassy. This peppery flavor is more noticeable in some varieties of celery and in certain parts of the plant, like the leaves

bc i thought i was tripping lol

[thorn thorn]

I never noticed it has a peppery taste

[pure moth]

Cuz it doesn't to most people

[spice sentinel]

if i just eat celery its like mostly water but when you add it in to like mirepoix and cook it down it has a flavor

i mean i may just be sensitive to it or w/e but like people use celery a lot in cooking so i dont think its just me

[coral ibex]

maybe this guy just thinks grass tastes like soap

or that soap taste like grass

[spice sentinel]

lol go eat grass and confirm

[haughty flicker]

Celery by itself is kinda flavorless, that's why it's so good dipping in peanut butter

But cooked is a different flavor

[thorn thorn]

Yea it totally tastes like I took a giant bite out of a dial bar of soap

[coral ibex]

how do i know that you know what soap or grass tastes like

[spice sentinel]

if bro is lying about knowing what grass tastes like he could be lying about anything

smh

[thorn thorn]

1: I got soap ran through my mouth by my grandparents cuz I told another kid to eat shit

[coral ibex]

oh well it turns out the compound in cilantro that is also in soap

is ALSO in grass

they're called aldehydes

[thorn thorn]

2: grass

nom

[thorn thorn]

Very true I could be lying about anything

[thorn thorn]

I could not even be real

[spice sentinel]

grok???

[thorn thorn]

I could just be a hallucination everyone in this chat is collectively having

[lucid rune]

best plater profile? garrote/rupture/CT/CS/mark

[haughty flicker]

I think therefore I am but idk about you fucks

[lucid rune]

none of that other nonsenseee

[coral ibex]

i'm hallucinating that you are jorking your peanits crazy style rn, can you confirm

[thorn thorn]

Horny maxing on main thats crazy

[coral ibex]

i have a license

[spice sentinel]

crazy style is wild

[thorn thorn]

You are actually hallucinating that someone who plays world of warcraft can even touch grass without combusting like a vampire in sunlight

[spice sentinel]

maybe this is how we find out we are in the matrixs

bc dumbass robots mixed up the taste of grass and soap

dumb clankers

[thorn thorn]

Whispyr is gonna be the first one to crack and escape

[haughty flicker]

God I hate clankers

[spice sentinel]

whispyr would betray us instantly

[thorn thorn]

No cuz the moment he leaves they would force him to work on the API for the other specs in the game

A fate worse than death

And he has to review every wowhead guide written to account for changes meanwhile sin gets no changes

Hey wait a second that sounds like reality currently

[coral ibex]

see

[weary spear]

Bruh

wtf is that lol

[thorn thorn]

[spice sentinel]

but assuming this is a simulation/mind prison.. what trinket do i use?