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Now I killed bandit I can buy myth hoc instead of champ#
then my pacemaker
I just need to time a 12 ToP
and I get the myth one
well theres a massive time loss
Why would I farm floodgate
to get a hero tracked trinket
0 crest andy 
I guess floodgate is slightly longer?
idk whats the fastest dungeon this season
im inclined to say rook
For weeklies its absolutely rookery
cinderbrew can be fast if your group has big meats
if you got a 2m overall mage like most pugs
closer to 30
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I mean
so then I can just farm dungeons that are better
rather than shitty floodgate
Floodgate seemed fine
Me and some dk carried a bm hunter that overalled 2.6
and we still 2 chested
đ¤Ł
Floodgate is probably my favorite dungeon this season. But then again I never hard to farm it
why am i getting every fucking trinket*
KUJO trinket
grats bro
holy
anyone have any idea why the sims would be making me stack vers to the point the signet is giving me vers?
or is that just normal now?
robot smart
Fair enough

same just get it in your vault 3rd week
Is delve belt bugged to always have the default effect in raidbots?
wait maybe I need to update my simc addon
Nah its still doing it
Nvm, its fixed now. It was the addon
@drifting cloud is this a valid wipe parse.. 
thats like 200k off of r1 parse
i knew that wipe parses werent accurate but thats impressive
to be 200k off at .1%
also f though that wouldve still been an insane parse
ur so right king
it's more likely the buttons you are pressing that are responsible for your damage being low
no that doesnt sound right
why is my sin dmg trash
Check opener in guide and practice like one hour on dummies
doubt
If your raid damage is bad I have some doubt
Okay well then if bel trusts you
you can sim that if you really want to know
the damage spike is doing your rotation correctly and as long as you are convinced you can do no wrong, you probably won't improve
All that together is like 4%. Helm enchant is 2%. Embellishes are like 1% each.
is 1 button on assasin unplayable?
Probably
ass
Doesnât work wellll for assa
Works better for other specs
hekeli is an addon that trains you to press buttons when it tells you what to do but it won't help you understand why you press those buttons so it's basically a crutch
wowhead
ok ngl i dont trust anymore
best advice so far #assassination message
i may have misread the aura
Open the wowhead guide on your second monitor. Do opener. Keep bleeds up. Consume darkest night asap.
might just be better at sub
Assa isnât too complicated as long as you do the cd sequence correctly
And outside of that maintain bleeds and do the hero talent mini game
I blasted the entire raid and topped my raids dps. So idk.
No I donât record myself that would be embarrassing when @drifting cloud roasts me
cauldron is fine since we can just vanish
rik was annoying for sin on prog
if your raid didnt actually hit barrels
but otherwise very good raid for assa
Fair, I progged Ricardo as outlaw
By the time we recleared sin was fine
Cauldron isnât hard, just for new players who donât manage the mark well
Maybe. Maybe not? Build?
i play sub
i want to get into assassination
i need help
1 button rotation ISNT doing any damage
at all
What build are you using and in what gameplay?
honestly what were you expecting
one button is never going to be optimal
Thatâs the bleed build for keys, boss damage on that is pretty low compared to other classes and specs unless you can pull trash onto it
Havenât tried one button for aoe but I canât imagine itâs very good for things like keys with constantly changing target counts and priorities
it's the worst way to learn any spec
it doesn't even tell you what button you are pressing
Yeah I wouldnât. But as paragons of virtue in the rogue discord we try help everyone right
if your goal is to help people you should teach them the spec instead of using something that teaches you nothing
i dunno it wasn't really clear to me what you were trying to suggest there
Heâs asking why his damage sucks and my answer was âyouâre using an AoE spec and 1br probably sucks for thatâ
mugzee and gally are both super good for sin imo
and endbosses matter more
The only weakness sin has is target swapping which made rik and OAB a bit sketchy early on
I felt like stix wasn't as friendly but maybe it was my guild's strat
besides that, up to bandit, I felt it was good
Stix was an odd one because while killing the bomb guys was vital, sin was just SO pointless to swap in those situations that it was kinda just not your problem. Like if it was an issue youâd have to go sub, but if you were playing sin you just tunnelled boss
As long as you werenât silly and popped CDs before balls came out it was kinda just hit him
Best rogue spec for stix was the bench
True
Actually so happy i didn't have to prog that fight
Just chilled on the couch watching from the side
Hyenas feared me on prog
rik is mostly your ranged being greedy
with hitting far barrels
Sprocket is mostly your ranged assasinating YOU with drills
Sprocket is the demon hunter assassinating me, every time.
or one persons inability to swap polarity causing a 6 minute conversation about who was where when and who bumped who
straight up murder
get shreked son
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DAMN Rogue! Back at it again with the Killing Spree's!
also what fkn group has 3 rogues?
They're hoarding the whole playerbased
gonna be honest
first polarity on prog
our healers were playinf wii bowling
with the raid
i feel very rarely
do bad healers get called out
for shit movement
unless its straight wiping the raid
healers are the real numero uno with tunnelling yeah
but it's because they actually ARE just staring at healthbars
the ability to still passively do all the required movement at the same time is probably less common than doing good dps
split run
look, I hear you, you're correct, and also... You're ruining my jest at them hoarding the whole rogue playerbase
well stop stealing all the rogues
I think in my guild, even if I scraped the bottom of the alts for multiple rogues, I still couldn't get 3 for a few myth bosses
Tell that to my RL who called me out on barrel damage đ âyouâre losing to the tankâ meanwhile protwar saving demolish for every barrel cluster đđ
assassination rogues dont switch
just gota tie them to a chair and force feed them rogue theorycrafting videos
I do đ
Well actually I donât because it doesnât matter anymore but
I certainly made a showing of shadow stepping to individual ranged barrels for some performative dps
Look mum Iâm doing it

Idk all I know is that he was beating most dps on barrel damage lol
I mean good for him they gotta die
But itâs a bad benchmark for others
Their damage is already going down next season
Talent tree changes is like another 8% damage nerf or something
spell block goes boom
also lack of utility compared to vdh
Huh?
You uhhh do realize that in terms of mob control itâs the same minus chains
Do people even run intim shout
Yes
Shut your mouth
do you need the followup talebt to make it worth
Sorry you donât deserve that dog
i feel mobs spreading out is shit
Run it in priory only
Yeah but you also lose meaningful talents
Or the cheat
Isnt it an aoe kick

No lol
not a silence
It is a silence
You wouldnât not run BSV in actual content
Youâd drop ravager or battering ram for BSV
Yea itâs a kick
But I mean you kick something theyâre locked out unless another school anyways /shrug
But in general in terms of mob control vdh and warrior are functionally the same
The biggest thing DH has over warrior in that department is being able to use misery for skips

having a prot warrior is like having another dps in your team
a prot warrior's single target is insane
its like a whole ass other real dps
1.6+m single target is nuts
indeed
its a kick and silence
That's what happens when you kick someone in the nuts
ah the muffled grunt that continues to go silent and create worry until they manage a deep breath in
Took a season off. Wondering about sin deathstalker impressions for s3
this normal for first boss in raid?
I aint never seen mine crit anywhere close to that
Good in m+ and mid-ish in raid? That about right?
based on my breakdown from yesterday yeah
looks right
big evenom crit gg
I only got a 42ish
holy
don't have my last rep buff
whats more annoying
not being able to get off your last envenom at full CP as a rogue when the mob dies
or being an unholy dk and watching your blood beast get zero value as you finish clearing a mob pack and the blood beast runs up next to you
then explodes
umm, did we get nerfed? Why is my single target sim'ing so low? https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/tfmnpiwsNeQfXbvcZWSniF
spatter instead of IB?
its not much but its a bit of an increase in ST
i just sim spatter though. Lockenstock is the only ST fight
I feel like I used to sim for over 3m with this cleave build. But either way, pure ST is like 50k more
nah. Sin doesnt sim 3m ST
hmmm
I think give or take we hit our limit at like 2.67? 65?
somewhere around there
fatebound hits the 2.7 mark but also has to flip coins
so it can fuck off and flip coins
pre charged bolt nerf i was simming 2.7-2.73. RN im sitting at 2.67
I'll take the bolt nerf just to spite ww's
those fuckers were hitting like 80m in 2 minutes from bolts alone lol
week 2 on rogue I got loaded
gota get that belt to 701

With reading stuff about addon restrictions. Does that mean my ability to track my own debuffs and buffs with weak auras will likely be going away?
Or do we still not know enough.
dont think we know enough yet
they atleast develop their in game weakaura thing before doing restrictions I think
dont think weakaura bars are apart of their issue
im not, most likely midnight i assume
Itâs a goodie for sure
isnt vdh stronger coz spamming sigils?
no
outside of sigil of flames or w/e they're not exactly short CDs
yeah we cant rly remove something from their kit and talk about long cds do we
kinda obvious
might be wrong though
you mean the same thing warrior can do as long as it's an interruptible cast?
?
vdh presses sigil and silences
it doesnt wait for a cast
it's functionally the same
disrupting is double the lockout of a normal kick
the one is interrupt the other is silence though
functionally ye sure
both used for the same thing
And in what case is a silence going to behave differently than an interrupt
but how does that actually impact this season
ive never claimed anything for this season,its pretty much a comparison between the two
fwiw this isn't some crazy position I came up with, this is a sentiment that Yoda and the DH discord have echoed
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/W7MxcNkLpT8RfzgH?boss=3016&difficulty=5&wipes=1&type=damage-done is my darkest night uptime a lot better now?
lol
u can use it as if it was a sigil but sigil is stronger
dh discord downplaying the thing that has made them the meta tank for seasons now
yeah makes sense
unbaised opinion for sure
4 seconds is stronger than 6 seconds?
considering it's an opinion that they were initially against....
are u trying to deny understanding plain english brother?
i cant help u more than that,its pretty obvious
them changing their opinion doenst help your argument
you've already admitted they're functionally the same
Silence doesnât require something to already be casting
ok and what good does wasting 1-2 seconds of silence do you if they weren't casting
Like if one mob is casting but another is on cd then they cast right after you press it
Or you can just have them all be silenced for 4 seconds
And come to you
u are using the word ''functionally'' pretty inacurate but it doesnt rly matter.They dont function the same way,the warrior ''version'' of what u think is needs to interrupt a cast the other doesnt
and has the added benefit of syncing casts
which if you use silence on the cast it counts as a kick and puts the ability on CD
So itâs better
Because you silence mobs that arenât casting as well as ones that are
Thanks for clarifying
Yes. Definitely equal to use 2 cds

so you can shockwave and dr all the mobs, or just use sigil
you almost always send chains before you silence
hard prot war cope here
20 second CD that is also a knockup
its not even prot warrior cope, its dh propaganda
the cd has nothing to do with dr
What does chains dr with and what does shockwave dr with
what portion of shockwave
the knockup has no DR đ
dhs are vile,we found a common ground
Okay but youâre still stun drâing lol
Doesnât matter if thereâs two parts if one drâs the rest of your teams
And chains doesnât
you're either intentionally missing the point or are just too dumb to debate
if,they might as well dont,u have to DR the pull coz the spell isnt the same as a sigil
why are we even discussing this still
could spam some cope memes but got to bounce to work
that's a blatant strawman
there's a difference between saying the mob control is similar and that they are just as good overall
Did we start with you saying they are just as good?
that's a very different statement than saying prot is just as good as dh
Functionally the same is way different than just as good? Sure yup. Ok.
Goodnight please donât ping me anymore
i mean your argument for their mob control being functionally the same is that warrior can kind of sorta almost do something similar to what dh can with sigils, if they also dr the mobs and still dont have the grouping capabilities
while also ignoring that dh has nova on top of everything else
it just doesnt add up
like you could argue that prot wars mob control is pretty good, and it is
Vengeance mob stops: interrupt, aoe silence, chains, aoe fear, aoe stun (maybe imprison if you're really in a bad way)
Prot warrior mob stops: interrupt, single target stun, aoe stun (also knockup on a 20s CD), aoe kick, aoe fear if you choose to drop something for it (similar to how chains is a choice)
but absolutely not functionally the same as vdh
your own list is showing how lopsided it is lmao
it's 6 best case scenario both ways
like even ignoring how much stronger silence is than aoe kick and chains is than aoe fear
you listed 5 for prot
you cant count a stun and knockup on the same ability as seperate stops lmao
Sure
I'll concede that even if it always works regardless of DR
But as far as the notion that aoe silence is any significant portion stronger than an aoe kick in practice I haven't run into any situations where I've felt that's the case even in 17s/18s
They should nerf iron wire youâre right
only place I'd feel like it would actually matter would maybe be the ghost hallway in ToP
they shouldve given us aoe kidney
the cowards
it will have a 5min cd for some reason
The problem was they tried to split the utility between aoe blind aoe kidney and iron wire and like one is very obviously stronger
Sub wouldâve always been the Meta rogue spec
Iron wire should be baked in
Iâve been in the spriest discord a lot and they are complaining about having the give up throughput for a point in silence and âno other spec gives up damage for utilityâ and I wanna AHEM them but I wonât cause I mostly just read over there
every other spec complains that no other spec gives up damage for utility
anyway as fun as discussing cc is my sanctum run is coming to an end
its time for me to move on
no mount
I got invincible and ZG raptor last night and then went 0/16 before work today
I was expecting invincible to take me like 3 weeks so getting it on run 4 has me in shambles trying to figure out whatâs next priority
Have that
Bmah in SL for 1.2 million
Got that in wotlk
Got war mammoth in 2009
Got blue and azure drakes already
ok i guess you already finished the wotlk wave
Wotlk is basically done lol
onyxia

Yeah idk. Threw a 120k bid at it before work and came back to it in my mailbox
well thats incredibly depressing considering how many times ive killed onyxia
on that note time for bed
Gn
Damn tony you lucky dog
Btw the reclear started, we are on bandit, got a bit of wipes on sprocket
and the time we killed, i was dead for more than 1min đĽ˛
I'd say damn you lucker dog but I'm also a lucker dog
That coulda been you!
I don't even know where the black market ah is this expac* but I got half of a bunch of tier 3 sets before they were craftable doing similar stuff lol
Itâs right in dornogal near the portal to AK
I also finished rogue t3 not too long ago
Nice, I only finished mage t3 and then stopped caring
I might go for priest
Some of them on our server go for cheap
The warrior one I never see bid high
Yeah
I used to look a lot and then I stopped boosting and don't have the disposable income for that anymore
But now I sell PI and get more money than boosting
I started saying as a joke, and it was a joke for a couple tiers, and then someone actually traded me 100k for PI so now it's not a joke anymore
I'm not sure what I am next tier, probably healing as disc again but my GM might wanna do that and I think it would be funny to watch
Back to assa
They took away long arms and I see my priest and druid 45 yrd range and just wonder why I'd go back
Because we have the best class discord, clearly
Also I think if I got KB parried one more time I would quit wow forever
This is true
I do miss knowing wtf was going on in whispyr's videos
They took that out
Kingsblade unparryable
They did fix kb
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Also miss trolling whispyr with differently worded "can you repeat the answer in the bot command about divisive thing that I refuse to acknowledge unless you explain to me 20 times"
Ok
KB fixed maybe Lanille returns
Hopefully I remember this in the morning

leave some water and ibuprophen on your bedside table
Also drink some water now
Hey Iâm kinda new to raid pushing ( first time this seasons going M4/8) I havenât done to much reading on the new stuff coming out with the new season but how are rouges feeling as a whole ? Any tips/ tricks would be great as well
Too early to really tell how we're doing next patch
Got it, new to wow as a whole so I wasnât sure how solid the info is rn
it wouldn't be looking good if it went live right now
but feeling wise nothing will really change for assa so if you like atm then you will probably like it next patch
but that will change
generally speaking unless you're raiding top 100ish, balance won't really set until 2 weeks after the patch goes out
if you're referring to gameplay, deathstalker is identical and fatebound is still unplayable
Things are subject to change and there has been limited raid testing so, very unreliable
I was watching your vid with the new fights and such
tell me something, does the target switching seem like it might be an issue for DSM? Or is the difference between DS and FB still too shit to consider?
also fuck coins
would you consider target swapping on cauldron an issue
to be fair I've never had to switch more than 1 time really
so like no, but one vanish into one switch was always kinda meh
I mean I don't consider dsm swapping that much of an issue
it's kinda shit
but there is definitely more swapping than now
it's not like OMG IT'S SO BAD OMG I'M SWAPPING CLASSS
On Cualdron no, but on Queen and Court in Nerubar it was kinda ass
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Because you used Vanish for DPS in DM
yeh, it's similar to that
don't think we get to play VV
alright im qutting
though I guess the shiv DSM dealio from the set allows us to switch a bit more readily
a BIT
easier to load up a DN and open up on a new target
is there something specific making VV worse?
wait we DON'T get to play vv?
deathstalker tier is a lot of burst
it's possible I guess that VV might survive but it's not really all that far ahead and if we're doing way more burst then idk, imp gar/ma sounds pretty good
hmmm interesting, I hadn't really considered it would be a NOT vv play at all
dsm swapping with the free vanish we have is not really that Much of a deal
S1 court? yeha sure, kinda aids
but rn? eh
VV lives and dies based entirely on the dsm buff
that is literally the thread it hangs on
tried the new dungeon yet?
why should i
iirc fatebound takes 1 VV for pure st?
but yeah dsm buff juices mut v hard
just a V?
the kitchen is on fire
you're high as a kite surely
2nd boss you lose dsm if you dont sit on dn
how the fuck does that even work
lol whispyr out here getting triggered by everything
I am and I think I was wrong
xd
one V 
it's ok man, we're on your side for the most part, promise
no, why should i care about shit+ 
how's whispyr gonna call me out being high xd
good morning gents (idk what time it is in freedom land)
sometimes whispyr isn't about the quiet life, in spite of the name
69 oclock
mans gona give peeps the hard word
I mean one VV is diabolical
Hello assassin friends, how are your tier sets looking feelycraft wise? 
brother what is that
THERE IT IS! IT'S THE SECRET SAUCE!
I Can already tell he's gonna tilt when I tell him where I found it
please dont make me drop VV its so beautiful
I mean I'm already tilted
because thats where swapping dsm is an issue 
!fuu
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XD
litterally there
i remember seeing it somewhere and thinking this shit is wierd
is this just one of those, sim vs practical use case scenarios?
I mean my own sims were telling me to take no or 1 vv and going for MA about a month or so ago
practical use is massively in favour of vv
it's why I didn't drop vv even when ma was simming like 0.9-1% gain
practical use is not playing fatebound 
oh wait
xd
well in st it doesn't really matter much
if you can give up evasion dr fatebound is a valid choice
I'm just gona go ahead and say it
I know it's probably not popular as an idea or reasoning
but I prefer MA just because I suddenly feel like I'm drowning in usable energy
not that I DO use MA but still
how much pure st is there in the raid
always being able to bank vanish is such QoL
1 boss xd
can't even bank vanishes on fatebound
tbf with you I did play fatebound for some kyveza reclears last tier
I mean you CAN still bank vanish with the no vv build, but its obviously not optimal
why are we banking vanishes if we are playing MA
ye, thats not what I meant, moreso that VV letting you vanish for utility or target switching is a point in its favour
sure
Damn I read sin for once and thereâs wild cooking going on
Gordon Ramsey would call you an idiot sandwich for sure
not even cooking
nah, its just 1 talent point difference
just el classico spreadsheet
there is cooking - 1 vv cooking
being el classico spreadsheet
and having dumb shit on it
someone remind me what the standard fatebound st tree was
or some shit
drop the 1 point in vv and take AP
yeh, that
Wait, no VV next season? Back to the MA mines boys
we love going fast during prepull
yes
BIG TRUE
im a lil curious how close 0 vv was to 1 vv for fate, might run a sim
dropping art is pretty silly yeh
wait how shit is it to NOT PLAY ma on FB?
Is there a path that is optimised for single target that includes DTB and sudden demise
if im taking ma I should take art
pretty shit
Wait whispyr I just remembered, isnât it unpaid gardener time pretty soonish?
too much of your dmg is in ma
that's just the m+ cleave build
I don't even think I've ever checked it out
fatebound is doing like 40-45% of its damage during deathmark windows
if outlaw was the opposite of what it was, then yeh
fatebound is one of the highest burst things assa has had available in a couple expansions
lmao shiv key spell then
yeh it's hard to mesh outlaw and assa thematically
just thematically they don't even use the same weapons
kinda bleak
imagine the nimble flurry cleave on shiv usage đ
huh
honestly outlaw should just be a dagger spec too
ayo nimble spatter
Are you sure the one im looking at has sudden death but not dragon tempered blades
no dtb sounds an awful lot like bleed build my dude
yeah but who even writes those!?!?!?
a real bozo who didn't even know about 1v
I'm just happy to see we might have another CT boss incoming
cant wait for them to dart all around the place the global I press CT and I hit air đ
jump during ct
extra range
I will get the ogre suit from dire maul and jump to have insane hitbox 
Had a healer drop out of the guild going, 'killing the end boss this close to end of season with the nerfs and extra ilvl isn't satisfying'. Sir, why did you join a RFWL guild then 
did he GET the kill first?
With us, yeah.
how long ago did you get it?
whats RFWL?
race for world last
Oooooooh
Like, a week and a half back
it's just not what I'd call world last tbh if you have it now
some peeps will be fine lining it to the very last week
same as the guild i'm applying đ
So we did it before RLE even opened up their RFWL channel 
Donât have to tell me twice
I promised my gm friend im staying all tier and i do have my regrets
248 
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/Nfng1v9m76HLkyF2 here is the logs from my apply, i died to the 5th boss đĽ˛
I am in hell
peeps can be upset by w/e they want really, but the logic does seem to fall through
I thought the 202 and sprocket was bad for us

shit peep
Nah
If it wasnât for my friend I wouldnât be able to cope with this
It's just, last tier we missed CE, this tier we got it with 15% buff, I don't know what he was expecting 
I am on autopilot since pull 20 the boss actually does nothing
We ain't ever killing it early
I havenât been this bored in a long time
my guild isn't SUPER prog by any means, we sorta crack the top 1k
but I'm with them coz I just like raiding with them
if we missed ce I'd still be here
1370-sometning for us
Itâs not dead yet btw
This number is gonna rize
Damn
Are you hitting P2 at least?
Sometimes 
Oh shit
10% is best pull but
i think its time to call it quit? lol
Bro
I swear
Idk whatâs happening here
You donât need to use brainpower at all
Of course it could
And you're free
But 248 is too many
whats the hardest bosses to reclear ?
mug probably
THIS ^^^
and if you have to pick another one?
mug reclears are insanely awkward cause of the power creep
uh
Iâll just drop it
The curve says it all
(Donât look at sprocket and mugzee)
maybe stix?

stix or oab
Considering we tried 'reclearing', (it wasn't a reclear I got fucking lied to) mugzee last night and spent 3 hours without a kill, probs mugzee
oab also has some awkward timings
stix reclears are super funny
'oh hey goat it's just a reclear it's fine', join raid, 7 people who haven't done the boss before are there 
you can jjust straight bash the territorial bombs and still fuck on him now
I got fucking tricked
Hahahaa get bamboozled
the real tricks of the trade
This ain't a reclear this is round 2 of prog 
And now you have prog depression lol
we got to the fifth boss, we'll see how it goes on AOB and Mug
Yeah
raid leaders a psychopath or what
I need to fix my oab and sprocket but at this rate I wonât see any other boss than gally anymore
Maybe cause he wants me to master another class and as much as assa my other specs đĽ˛
new guild angle
Yes
Sometimes you put up with bad raids for playing with friends
Yes, it was fun ! even if a few raiders got OWNED
Ye itâs new guild angle but Iâm not breaking my promise - I do regret that promise but Iâm not breaking it 
Bro shits not fun
Be it my friends or not
Good on you for sticking it out
RL at the end of our raid :" it was pathetic, applies which havent done sprocket are better than you"
But 240 pulls for gallywix is where friendships have their limit
If boss was hard
No problem
But boss is literally just standing there
240 pulls on gally is diabolical
We had 400 pulls on queen and didn't kill 
oab reclear yesterday was a movie
See thatâs a hard boss tho
Oh noo đĽ˛
400 times having to pop circles and go through portals, pain
like quentin tarantino self-inserting himself for a foot fetish scene
đŚ
Whispyr should know oab timings better than anyone
Idk I quit last tier because irl but queen seemed like a hard boss at least
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
it's true, we changed strats 3 times during prog for no fucking reason
we have new players and new comp every re-clear so its always a movie but atleast the bosses die eventually
(after I have 20 god pulls and then play bad on kill)
SAME
I always did more than 2.8M on my dps on sprocket
moment i die? we kill it
I still question our reclear strategy of 'yeah we put all the people who got benched on at once' instead of like, drip feeding one or two at a time in to get them CE
But idk I just turn up to raid and stab boss
The only thing the bandit stole was time 
This is way above my pay grade
atleast it wasnt a horrible day yesterday but as per usual FUCK STIX
We have no dh since stix I think, our prot warr is doing bomb with evoker rescue, which has bomb debuff and is in general a bit of a liability, shits not a movie atp itâs a whole ass standup comedy
every day is a test of my waning mental

Not even a gust of wind potion?
Heâs using some potion idfk what non dh bomb tanks are doing all I know is our evoker dies every time he rescues him
And blows up
Because heâs doing a bomb before
Itâs the next step
Im sure
our tank comps have been:
Initial prog: VDH/BDK
reclear 1: VDH/prot pally
reclear 2: VDH/prot pally/ brewmaster
reclear 3: port warrior / vdh / prot pally

Do bomb and shadowstep back to platform, ezpz
yeh armin can you just hold cloak for the duds mate thanks
Every time my raid lead talks about who should do bombs when making roster I just kinda stay quiet and hope they donât pick me
Worked so far
I was first bomb gally cause our trial mage was a fucking idiot
and then xfinity struck
and I was taken off bombs
EZ
maybe I shouldn't upgrade
Comcast W
feel like the only assignment I have had the entire tier is shiving on gally, melee life is so easy
I LEGIT can't fucking pick up bombs on the rogue, i don't know what it is, I just cant interact with them at all
I have another weird thing in priory, I CAN'T soak the orbs on the second boss no matter what
I had Xfinity just intermittently stop working over the course of like 3 days
I'm getting left on read by christian 
Hahahahahaha
I was designated token bitch on bandit but other than that, chill. Unlike our Ret pally who has had to do bandit coins twice now 
Dud funnel is op
Ret pally bandit coins, it's the strat for sure
why isnt it a hunt or mage ?
đŁ CELESTIAL CONDUIT IN ACHT
Our hunters and mages cannot be trusted 
HAHAHAH
HAHAHAHA
Nooo
tbf our raids are content if you wanna make memes
its like, their only duty to be trusted on mechanics đĽ˛
lmao
this video is nothing but pain man holy
videos like these are such bangers tho
This is the evoker rescuing my tank on gally btw
Chat
What is the mythic and heroic ilvl req for raiding this tier
Because I wanna know if I am losing my mind or not about this guild
I was being told if I was not 665+ I was not allowed to prog heroic.......
Lmao heroic gear is like 665
That is my point....
prog heroic at this point?
Like what???

prolly needs this ilvl
this is my tanks ilvl on last weeks mythic gally re-clear 
They are apparently all 665+ and have only just started to get close to a gally heroic kill
gear question: is the eng helmet actually worth crafting at 681?
Yikes
!tricks
Smart tricks WA on tank, this require the following macro:
/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 1
/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 0
I mean tbh even 665 is kinda low, if they played the whole season
imo
Probably not. The tinkers all suck ass
One person said you should need to have a 1.3m dps avg to show you know your class đ¤
Is that supposed to be hard?
1.3M ?!?!?!?!?!?
Nerubar DPS
Yeah half my sim dps
.....
I can manage that probably
That is not hard tbh

Like I was doing that at 645 ilvl with 20% crit
What kind of shit stain players have they seen
% of crit doesnt amtter
To thing that is hard?
only ilvl
Nice server tag. Very cute

I mean they prog heroic
at this point
Like I don't even play retail
Maybe I canât. Idk. Donât check my parses
Came back and learned the basics of the roto
And still could probably out perform
Actually
Ima go look at their logs
See if it hurts
Those people
they are just fellas doing some gaming 
If we're on about funny guild fuck up clips, had this beauty from my guild.
Thanks 
I mean kudos to the guy keeping the guild alive, imagine you find enough people to prog heroic for a whole ass season
Holy.....
What the fuck

Like our Gally is almost 7 Minutes on Mythic
hasnt happend to me yet but 16s slap hard enough that i start thinking about vers for survival
No supply the summary of the best pull pls 
If you want I can just post the log
Nah donât need to do that
let the gamers game
I just expected worse from a last week aotc prog tbf
Find a different guild if you wanna prog Faster
I haven't even raided with them
Haven't "proved my worth yet"
I mean his point is they are being very âur not good enoughâ
Which is eh
Weird at that pace
Like im sorry I am 650 ilvl atm because I only really started playing last weekend
Nothing against guilds that prog aotc a season long they are probably having a blast
And I definitely could out parse them
I swear if they wouldnât have fun they wouldnât do this
So itâs probably fun
No then genuinely are trying to prog so they can do mythic next tier
if your first thought in raiding is parses, oof
If it was "for fun" I would have been able to join
I come from classic
So
Brain is wired for it
well, dont lol
parse brained gameplay is one of the absolute worst things you can do as a raider during looong times of gameplay
Idk itâs a weird situation, in lower wr if you are looking to swap guilds parses do matter
Because
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Itâs low we
Wr*
This
Parses matter to get into better guilds
100%
Until a certain point
You get to a wr where people actually know what to look for
Parse brain is based 
Corporate need you to find the Difference between these two:
- Parse Brain
- Smooth Brain
if you have shit parses you are not getting into a better guild. Once you are in a mid end guild then they start to look at you knowing fights properly
I think especially this tier, as melee there legit is nothing else going on so why not just think about dam
Depends what tasks you get











