assassination

[strange tundra]

ikiab u pmo

[ocean quiver]

idk what that first bit is

[thorn thorn]

Im just a narrator of your crazy adventures bro

[silent compass]

Got it, im not a minmaxer so ill go arterial

[strange tundra]

Real

[ocean quiver]

Thanks

[marble hemlock]

seems like the +4sec duration on kingsbane works, but the buff already drops its stacks by then, so your last 2 ticks deal the damage as if you had 0 stacks (it only increases the duration of the debuff, not of the buff that gives you the stacks)

[errant swallow]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[strange tundra]

Woke up
Geared up 50 alts
Got bullied in raveholdt
Went to sleep

[ocean quiver]

Literally me

[thorn thorn]

More like

Woke up
Geared up 50 alts
Whispyr roasts me
Went to sleep

[ocean quiver]

Whispyr never roasted me

[strange tundra]

[hidden bay]

god i love if whispyr gets mad and yells at me

[ocean quiver]

so not true

[thorn thorn]

So effectively barely an increase then

[hidden bay]

[marble hemlock]

ye

[thorn thorn]

Awesome

I love that for us

[strange tundra]

Goodnight

[scarlet orbit]

that sound like its not inteded that way i at least hope

[strange tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-cat-reversed-gif-16747359482824525043

[thorn thorn]

[manic quartz]

What the hell, i just lost the ability to use mutilate, disappeared from my spellbook during the arathi highlands campaign

[ocean quiver]

Another rogue pickpocket you

and procced mutilate

[thorn thorn]

Hm

Thats the second time its happened

I forgor how the last person fixed it

[manic quartz]

just fixed it self while killing mobs

[main bridge]

talented into blindside and out iirc

[bronze pike]

is whispyr back?

[hollow walrus]

@balmy condor are you back

[marble hemlock]

[hollow walrus]

omg hi seli

[lyric gate]

what shiv consume my deathmark

consume my ass

that sounds wild

pretty much same gameplay again

xd

[hard atlas]

dear blizz, fix echoing void thanks

[winged sun]

no he is whispyr

[hollow walrus]

it seems he is not back. pls see above.

[bronze pike]

riprip

[bronze pike]

[marble hemlock]

omg hi THE steve

[unkempt lantern]

Pretend I’m new, is it still 5 point envenom with supercharged combo point?

[spice sentinel]

the real whispyr is the whispyrs we made along the way ❤️

[hidden bay]

@ocean quiver sim is almost done

[ocean quiver]

what exactly was it that you simmed

everything in the game?

[hidden bay]

crafted items - recrafts etc

[ocean quiver]

Fairs fairs

we will see what it tells me to do

[thorn thorn]

Wait

Is the sim actually still processing

[ocean quiver]

Yeah

[waxen oyster]

What are you even simming

[ocean quiver]

crafted items :wagmi: - recrafts etc

[waxen oyster]

crafted cloak vs crafted bracers?

[ocean quiver]

yes

[waxen oyster]

Just make everything 681

unless you have 684

[ocean quiver]

This is my character bud

I have 1 myth item

also crafted this helmet because whispyr said it was fine to craft and I can't use the battle res because can't be used on anyone above 70

[waxen oyster]

Yeah i mean you can craft boots offhand cloak at 681 still

and hero trinkets at least

[ocean quiver]

my boots are myth

the only myth item I got

I'm waiting for all 12s before buying the myth ones

[waxen oyster]

crafting helm is fine if you dont have myth tier yeah

can still get heroic trinkets from keys

[ocean quiver]

I have 4 set, but the old helmet was 5 set, then I swapped it for another piece as it was a hero upgrade and forgot to catalyst it

[waxen oyster]

though how have you only had 1 myth item

[ocean quiver]

It was an alt

I played outlaw for a bit for fun

timed a 10

got lucky boots and stopped playing it for weeks

[waxen oyster]

interesting

[thorn thorn]

@hidden bay What the hell did you do

[ocean quiver]

planning on maining rogue next season

[waxen oyster]

my warrior is a big memer

only key i’ve done on it is priory

[thorn thorn]

Is this simming every crafted slot in the game with gems and enchants?

[ocean quiver]

so getting decent gear atm so that it's prepped for next season

[waxen oyster]

so i have like 0 io on it

[ocean quiver]

95%

we almost there

[ocean quiver]

dayum

I have a crafted weapon for outlaw too

so another wasted spark

[waxen oyster]

though one of its vaults was a key that is bad

ehh ring

also you should have excess sparks atp

[thorn thorn]

Priory fun

[waxen oyster]

i crafted a helm on dh only to get it as my first vault myth

[waxen oyster]

tome evades me

[ocean quiver]

a good portion of my gear is crafted: wrist, weapon, ring, neck, (outlaw weap)

helmet now too

and I have half a spark in bag

[waxen oyster]

third myth vault on warrior was weapon

which kind of wasted it taking oab weapon on heroic the week prior

Fastest way to gear alts with minimal effort is just do delves on them

[waxen oyster]

also most people grief your reflects

[ocean quiver]

It's finally done

@hidden bay you see it

[hidden bay]

yes

[ocean quiver]

Problem is I crafted my helmet already before the sim

[hidden bay]

wp

[waxen oyster]

warrior also turbo lucked out and got a heroic jastor on third kill

[ocean quiver]

it's not much of a loss tho

still a 2.3% gain

[waxen oyster]

crafted helm isnt bad if you dont have a myth tier helm

[ocean quiver]

Meaning my engineering head

the 1 stat

[waxen oyster]

yeah not terrible

[ocean quiver]

Telling me to do haste vers on the neck

[waxen oyster]

i crafted a helm on dh then got myth tier one a week later

[ocean quiver]

Damn

[waxen oyster]

[ocean quiver]

I crafted belt on my hunter

[waxen oyster]

its still 679

[ocean quiver]

next week they announce a belt item coming

[waxen oyster]

heroic capo second kill

havoc doesnt play jastor at heroic thankfully

[ocean quiver]

my boomie was killing mythic mugzee while I had champion mugzee jug

because heroic never dropped

end up buying it myth

[waxen oyster]

i killed mythic echo of nelth

with a grieftorch on

[ocean quiver]

I was playing rogue that tier

killed 4 myth bosses

terrible parses

[waxen oyster]

That trinket was so goated

[ocean quiver]

was farming the trinket from nelth for months

never dropped

It dropped 2x for my class

I rolled sub 20

both times

[waxen oyster]

class trinket?

it wasnt that good

[ocean quiver]

yeahj

for m+?

I was playing sub

idk if it was bad for assassin or not but at the time I was sub

[waxen oyster]

beacon dispenser season

[ocean quiver]

I was playing both them

[waxen oyster]

idk i dont gear for m+

Thats deranged

[thorn thorn]

I gear for M+ because I dont raid enough to give a shit about raid gearing

[waxen oyster]

and i feel its a waste of time

to m+ if you arent going for title

[thorn thorn]

KSM? KSH? Portals? KSL?

[royal lantern]

deserved you boomkin player

[waxen oyster]

thats the first month

[thorn thorn]

And crests

Fuck else am I gonna gear for

[royal lantern]

you dont need to "gear" for those lol

[thorn thorn]

Delves? pvp???

[ocean quiver]

Hmm

Thing is tho

[waxen oyster]

idk i get ksh passively

[ocean quiver]

This is my 2nd time mythic raiding and i'm not much of a fan

[waxen oyster]

while doing vault keys

[ocean quiver]

I mainly just play m+ and just do whatever I can

so I gear mainly for m+ all the time

[thorn thorn]

Yea, he just said M+ was a waste if you arent going for title

There are other things to life than title shockingly

[ocean quiver]

Highest key I have timed is a 15 (with the squish)

I never stick to a character longer enough to go higher

[waxen oyster]

I’ve gotten all my portals while keying for weekly vault

not something actively thinking about

[thorn thorn]

For most of us here KSL and all the other stuff is just consequence of doing content

[royal lantern]

yeha

like not playing m+

[thorn thorn]

A good portion of the player base is incapable of doing it though

Easily noticeable when you try and pug

[ocean quiver]

This was my first time mythic raiding

[thorn thorn]

I would just unsub then cuz raid is even more boring than M+

pvp isnt real

[ocean quiver]

basically best rogue player in the world

[royal lantern]

boss dead, who cares

[ocean quiver]

rank 8

[ocean quiver]

I care

Imagine killing a mythic boss and you have a grey parse

[thorn thorn]

Flexing normal parses is crazy work

[ocean quiver]

can't flex mythic

i'm trash

[royal lantern]

mate, you realise that SOMEBODY will have them right

[ocean quiver]

💀

yeah I don't wanna be that guy tho

but i'm dog

[waxen oyster]

first “real” tier

EN wasnt a real raid tier

[thorn thorn]

I skipped EN but I heard the raid was a massive meme

[ocean quiver]

I started in shadowlands

mainly only playing pvp up until DF

[waxen oyster]

It was

pvpers get the nice enchants at least

and tabards

[ocean quiver]

Quick question about the sim tho, says I should do haste vers Neck is that something I should do? @thorn thorn

neck I meant

[thorn thorn]

If robot says is good then prolly

[waxen oyster]

like pvp has better cosmetics

[thorn thorn]

Idk, you asking the wrong guy tbh

[waxen oyster]

if you played older seasons

also glad mounts

and glad tabards

[thorn thorn]

I very rarely sim

[ocean quiver]

oh

[thorn thorn]

I sim shit like trinkets and weapons

Cba to sim the other slots

[waxen oyster]

The other slots barely matter

[thorn thorn]

Sometimes I sim jewelry

[waxen oyster]

like i do regret not pvping for red enchant

[thorn thorn]

Depends on whats available during the season

[waxen oyster]

and demonic tyranny

[ocean quiver]

@hidden bay so sim saying haste vers neck, I should do it right? And someone said I should recraft helmet to be mastery because of potion/flask but sim says the crit one higher, should I follow sim?

[thorn thorn]

pvp cosmetics go pretty hard but I hate playing pvp

[waxen oyster]

Yeah some glad mounts are sick

[terse reef]

I see all the top mythic+ rogue dropping cyrces circlet for 681 crafted or 684 mythic is there anyway to sum mythic +

[ocean quiver]

Only reason I pvp'd was because it was 1 shot expac

shadowlands was hella broken for oneshots

[royal lantern]

well, its how they try to lure people in (it doesnt work)

[ocean quiver]

assassin rogue 1 shot macro night fae

[waxen oyster]

I mean it sl was your only season

how would you know

[ocean quiver]

well

I liked the playstyle when I joined ( was doing m+ before)

[waxen oyster]

also the oneshot only worked for like

1 week

[ocean quiver]

they worked for ages

[waxen oyster]

and only worked at low rating

[ocean quiver]

I was low rating

I had like 14 alts at 1600

💀

[waxen oyster]

No the nf meme was shit against actual humans

or rshamans because

no poison dispel

[ocean quiver]

yeah poison dispell was aids but still

[waxen oyster]

thats too many alts

[ocean quiver]

You think that's too many alts

[thorn thorn]

Until you had to face Ret MM or Boomie

[ocean quiver]

I had 34 levelled in SL

[waxen oyster]

i got 2400 on monk by accident

[thorn thorn]

Cuz they would just crit for your entire healthbar constantly

[ocean quiver]

48 alts in df

max level

[waxen oyster]

because i was carrying friends healer in 2s

to duelist

and suddenly i had a 90% winrate

[ocean quiver]

convoke feral

sheesh

2 lucky bite procs and it's gg

and the season with that trinket that you throw onthe floor that does like 80% of your hp

[thorn thorn]

convoke feral or boomie

[waxen oyster]

proc dance of chiji

[thorn thorn]

I wont lie tho earthquake ele was very funny

[waxen oyster]

kill rogue through his trinket vanish

[ocean quiver]

you trinket because of bomb thing, but then next stun they kill you with convoke

[thorn thorn]

Earthquake elemental

Or whatever it was

[waxen oyster]

dwayne

I used to play assa 2s with an rsham

and 7s kidney

we killed every priest healer team

in less than 1min

[ocean quiver]

I climed to like 1.7k on my assassin

only doing one shots

I never got higher because started going against good players

[waxen oyster]

garrote silence into 7s kidney stun

[thorn thorn]

My first SL pvp experience was playing my resto druid in arena and getting oneshot from stealth by an mm hunter cuz they used double tap and they both crit

[ocean quiver]

and I got to a peak and was too scared ot push

[waxen oyster]

into half cheapshot

bro thinks he can heal until earth ele knock

[ocean quiver]

double tap with legendary rapid fire increase through wall kyrian ability

[thorn thorn]

Earthquake elemental was hilarious

[waxen oyster]

the real rogue meme

[thorn thorn]

I wish it was a thing still

[waxen oyster]

was playing master assassin sub

[hardy rapids]

any s3 assa changes, I checked the pins but I may be stupid

[waxen oyster]

with venthyr

[ocean quiver]

I don't like the venthyr ability

even now

I don't even understand how it works

[waxen oyster]

you just kidney dueled someone

[ocean quiver]

so I hated using it

[waxen oyster]

and killed them 100-0 in duel

[ocean quiver]

in df i'm pretty sure sub used it in raid

[waxen oyster]

or you played sub ww and remember the fact

[ocean quiver]

but it was just so hard to use

[waxen oyster]

that sck hit through shadowy duel

as did every aoe

flag is very simple

you press it and start spending

to build stacks

[thorn thorn]

When waycrest manor was in rotation did anyone actually try and kill their teammates on the witches

during mc

[hidden bay]

i dont see any reason why you shouldnt

its a m+ sim

[ocean quiver]

Aight sweet, same goes for the helmet tho?

Can't remember who said I should recraft as mastery

[thorn thorn]

Cuz I had this happen in a key that season

And it was funny as hell

[hidden bay]

i included all possible crafts for those slots

sim isnt telling you bs

[ocean quiver]

fairs fairs

will keep it crit then

Thank you for doing that

and helping me

[waxen oyster]

they just forgot to make necks

[hidden bay]

will obviously change as soon you get more/better gear

[waxen oyster]

this season

[ocean quiver]

Yeah

[waxen oyster]

with haste top ring on im probably restricted to non haste necks

which is super limited

[silver sail]

Glad charged bolts is nerfed. Even with the cancel aura, I still get broken out of stealth way too often while tank is gathering in m+. reminds me of all the stealth breaker bugs in the past. In the old days even grappling hook breaks stealth?

[waxen oyster]

You could have just not played it

it was only better in st

[primal jolt]

HOW ARE MY FAVORITE BACKSTABBERS DOING

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-urik3852-gif-10932761478676456492

[thorn thorn]

he eepy

[haughty flicker]

Real

[shy heron]

It's Sunday he allowed to be eepy

[primal jolt]

oh yeah chat

are we back?

or is it joever

ah wait no i saw whispyr status

lets goooo

[worthy rose]

what are we back from

when were we gone

[buoyant herald]

Assass has kinda been here in raid and keys all season 🤔 or is this just “if not meta then delete” vibes

[pliant remnant]

[thorn thorn]

[worthy rose]

yall know how annoying as fuck stealth is for assassination

can you imagine if blizz implemented a change hwere like

if you dont hit anything for like 5-10 seconds

you gain some buff like a subterfuge thing

then it basicaslly acts as if you come out of stealth

and you can redo your rotation of opener big spreaders

that could prob be a fairly imapctful change

coz then it wont stop the meta teams from chainpulling and maintaining effieincy

having the tank stop and stealth is a bit of a bitch

[wet spire]

thats why you play bleed and have 2 vanish charges

[thorn thorn]

Alexa pull up that post from Whispyr about restealth

[worthy rose]

the post/pin from whispyr is about optimal chainpulling

im talking about racist as fuck tanks who dont know how to chainpull

and wait for one mob to almost die

then go to the next pull

efectively fuckin over most dps'ers big cds and all

its a tank issue

but you cant do anything about it

[past forum]

its annoying but just in the general sense, it's not excusive to assa

[worthy rose]

with a change like that at least its manageable

yeah its not exclusive to assa

but if assa had that change itd be manageable

[polar rampart]

the only proper way to chainpull is you wait for only 1 mob alive with 11% health, you just do next pull

[worthy rose]

clapnoth has become one with his inner cyka blyat

[thorn thorn]

Just for that one playa

When there is a rogue in my party im making sure to chain at 1%

[buoyant herald]

Only if it’s a caster

[worthy rose]

jokes on u i rerolled into a dk

dk op

[buoyant herald]

Anyway if you tank chain pulls just play outlaw instead 🤭

[past forum]

the real slick part is when a tank chain pulls in priory, while the paladins are at just barely enough health to cast sacred toll 1 more time and then it chains into the new packs scared tolls

[worthy rose]

the funniest part

is on last boss in priory

you pop abom limb

and pop icebound fortitude and lichborne

its just enough so that you dont die but your team will wipe

[shy heron]

Hello $_3rnfhfnaksdn_user! It looks like you're trying to reference a cooking recipe: [Baked Alaska] #assassination message

[worthy rose]

ive seen two shitto dk's do that so ive been taking notes

also on ipa

you can abom limb the slimes into the boss in cinderbrew

[thorn thorn]

Thanks alexa you are a doll

[buoyant herald]

Wont need to worry about that anymore next season

[vale fox]

why am i seeing so many sub rogues today in dungeons? are they better now than Sin?

[main bridge]

you'd think they would be more....subtle

[buoyant herald]

They got buffed, took over as top performer in raid as per WCL, assume people think it’s best rogue spec so play it in keys

[shy heron]

Also all the moldy old tryhards are dusting off their shoulders

[thorn thorn]

This is making an unfair assumption that sub players are old

Which uh

[shy heron]

Go on

[worthy rose]

rox confirmed old

[spice spire]

Rox is hella old

Tell that fraud

[worthy rose]

cant wait for next season

this season getting kinda boring and stale

[restive falcon]

@balmy condor

[hard timber]

look whos talking

[restive falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/tomas-shelby-gif-9632566097741714411

welcome back

[thorn thorn]

26

[small bane]

That's old?

[thorn thorn]

Apparently

[small bane]

Brb, gonna [REDACT] myself.

[thorn thorn]

This is making an unfair assumption i play sub

I would never be caught playing sub or outlaw

[humble verge]

@thorn thorn

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-all-the-way-up-fat-joe-world-series-major-league-baseball-i'm-on-fire-gif-14050133129922569660

[thorn thorn]

big stonks

thats like

2-3 wow tokens

[humble verge]

yeah

[thorn thorn]

When is the next contract

[humble verge]

no idea

it seems that

unsaved runs are better paid than vip

so i might try that tomorrow or something

[worthy rose]

the few times ive played sub

[spice spire]

Doesn’t play sub, yet a bottom curious

[worthy rose]

i had to run out of the dungeon to switch back to assassination

coz its just so bad

i play outlaw tho specifically to grief my friends and teammates

if i feel like i want to do a lot of tomfuckery that day

i play outlaw

[thorn thorn]

Sub players are bottoms

[spice spire]

Ik I’m not getting sassed from wish.com wowgrandma

[worthy rose]

power bottoms confirmed

[thorn thorn]

I am a sigma sin player

[spice spire]

Yeah and I’m calling u a sub player

[thorn thorn]

You can look in the sub chat and find that there are exactly 0 messages from me there

[gusty mirage]

GOD DAMN

[spice spire]

Whatever u say bbgirl

[shy heron]

Nah you're pretty tidy they're all in OT but I've banged tidy dudes

[thorn thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1159545771998331022/1182291627151200296/attachment-3.gif

Ill be expecting my payment by venmo by the 30th

[humble verge]

https://puu.sh/KvShZ/4a5ebf1dbf.jpg

well

[shy heron]

You're getting about tree fiddy

[indigo mulch]

That's actually a thing? :S

[thorn thorn]

What does this even mean

[humble verge]

is this the new 11.1.7 bug?

[indigo mulch]

What has the world come to 😦

[thorn thorn]

Yes

Blizzard end thing

Just reload and it should go away

[spice spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951025640616910868/1133585726777327678/boykisser.gif

[shy heron]

Accidentally pasted sub apl in here my bad

[thorn thorn]

Discord kitten is a lucrative business

[hollow river]

No way people are actually THAT down bad

[indigo mulch]

I mean the person wouldn't post it if people didn't actually buy it.

[humble verge]

https://tenor.com/view/catto-gif-17643687004817745866

[thorn thorn]

Honestly, its 50/50

There is a decent chance its just a meme but unfortunately there is a decent chance its also real

[hollow river]

Lots of shit out there does not actually produce any $

[humble verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278314400733728849/1278477529199673477/IMG_2320.gif

[indigo mulch]

I mean sure, but there has to be someone right? lmao

[haughty flicker]

I mean idk if that ss specifically is real but I have absolutely no doubt it's a real thing that happens

[thorn thorn]

I dont know where its from, I just saw someone else post it and stole that shit

[humble verge]

gn RH

🫡

[normal mist]

Gn scot

[thorn thorn]

You cant just leave us like this

[normal mist]

Good dreams

[thorn thorn]

We are in the middle of an important convo

[hollow river]

Paying some random (guy) to talk to you on discord on his alt with a girl pfp

[humble verge]

its 230am

[hollow river]

Sounds fake

[humble verge]

ill be on my phone

imma go take a shit first

[haughty flicker]

There are people that pay to have someone just cuddle then or go to dinner and talk, some people are just starved for any form of affection at all

[normal mist]

Ever heard of FF14 venues?

[thorn thorn]

Or goldshire

[hollow river]

That’s for gil

[haughty flicker]

Not to mention phone sex famously existed/exists

[hollow river]

[indigo mulch]

I'm sure there are people desperate enough to seek that kind of arrangement. I mean if the dude has enough money, why not.

[normal mist]

Not always hehe

[normal mist]

O.o

[haughty flicker]

Name fits at least

[hollow river]

Ye with actual talking, yes

Not discord messages and “sleeping on a call”

[normal mist]

Yeah some people just want to feel seen/heard

[fleet pagoda]

a fine representative of the yellow name people

[thorn thorn]

Some people are down horrendous what can I say

[haughty flicker]

I'm pretty sure sleep call involves a call

[hollow river]

But not talking

[normal mist]

Just the breathing

[indigo mulch]

Yup, if they have the money for it. Go for it, I do feel really bad for these people though. They have to go to such extreme lengths just to get some form of "affection".

[haughty flicker]

I think you're underestimating how desperate some people are for human interaction sometimes

[normal mist]

And that's why I love all my homies here

[haughty flicker]

Even fake intimacy

[humble verge]

people do this irl

[indigo mulch]

It's really sad. And i don't say that in a bad way to these people, its just sad people have to feel that way.

[normal mist]

To be fair, it ain't easy for men nowadays

[buoyant herald]

I too am a sub hater, I can stomach it in raid but in keys I’d rather play literally any other spec

[indigo mulch]

I mean if you ask my wife, men's life is ez mode.

[normal mist]

We're in the middle of serious talk!

[normal mist]

Mine kinda thinks the same

[buoyant herald]

Rat stallion farts qualify as serious nowadays?

[haughty flicker]

Yeah fortunately if I need affection I just come here and have quake say homoerotic things until I fall asleep

[normal mist]

... Yes.

[thorn thorn]

[normal mist]

I always spam my homies on IG with good positive reels/tiktoks so they know I love them

[thorn thorn]

Homiesexual

[indigo mulch]

I'm not sure why they think that. You keep seeing more and more men thirsting for attention, so much so that they would go on discord and pay people to "sleep call" them. I just find it sad that we're in that kind of a world where ANYONE man or woman has to do that. :C

[thorn thorn]

I have more moonguard moments but im not tryna get banned

[haughty flicker]

Do it coward

[thorn thorn]

If a green name tells me to then I will cuz then I cant be held accountable for posting it

[normal mist]

Men nowadays can't do anything. And women don't know what they want

[haughty flicker]

I'm green on the inside

[thorn thorn]

[haughty flicker]

It counts

[thorn thorn]

Your name aint green

So dont count

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-booty-shake-glorp-throwing-it-back-glorp-twerk-gif-15728514058189514652

[indigo mulch]

They want a 6'4 guy that is jacked and earns minimum 100k a year. Or match their OnlyFans salary. Highly unlikley. 😄

[thorn thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1069667540151844884/1070814867478560778/D1604373-7A2B-41E8-A1C0-46661F9291F4.gif

[humble verge]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-noted-glorp-noted-glorp-noting-this-down-alien-cat-gif-11958671377507601335

[worthy rose]

the kind of guys who can match a girls OF arent gonna be the type to want girls with an OF

its checkmate

[indigo mulch]

Pretty much.

[haughty flicker]

They want a glorp

[normal mist]

I love it that women were disgusted by men that catcalled them.
Now they wonder why men don't catcall them anymore and they feel they are not pretty anymore LOL

[haughty flicker]

And I can't meet that standard

[worthy rose]

i think men ruined society

hear me out guys

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-explosion-gif-7138394752046712707

[worthy rose]

the low value men out there who simp for women who gassed them up into thinking theyr hot shit

[thorn thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-explosion-gif-7138394752046712707

[worthy rose]

is what ruined everything

[normal mist]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-woody-toy-story-sora-kh3-kh-gif-27223516

[worthy rose]

onlyfans wouldnt exist without the army of simps paying for that content

[haughty flicker]

We live in a society

[indigo mulch]

I think everyone just need a bit more skin on their nose. people get hurt by anything these days.

[buoyant herald]

I’m not sure if this conversation is serious or not

[worthy rose]

stop paying $5 to see internet noodies and go out to a club

go to a sports club

meet people in reality

these closet/basement dwellers failed at basic human interaction

these are the types that ruined the world for everyone

[haughty flicker]

This is the only good thing to have come from that game

[normal mist]

Me and lazy are being real, the rest idk

[haughty flicker]

I really am glorp

[worthy rose]

mildly shitposting

[haughty flicker]

And I'm serious about kh3 sucking

[indigo mulch]

I strongly believe that there are to much pressure on people to be something that they are not so people just give up on it and become "dwellers" as you say.

[buoyant herald]

You never know with incel energy if it’s real or being memed on

[normal mist]

I'm just happy I found my GF 7 years ago, we now have a baby on the way and I haven't cared about another female since I've met my gf. Legit I can settle for life

[worthy rose]

also if you look at it in a furhte rsense tho

life is getting hard

we NEED money to survive

so the rise of OF does make sense to a degree

its easy money

helps people survive

[indigo mulch]

I don't mind OF, I'm completly for it. If womans want to do that they should be allowed. Men as well ofc.

[normal mist]

I don't really care about OF, but it does add some problems to the world

[indigo mulch]

But unfortunally all these "instagram/of models" seams to set a standard for the rest of the people.

An unreasonable standard if you ask me, when i was young it was good enough to have a job and be a loving father/husband.

I talk like i'm super old but i'm not lmao. But like these "changes" has happend so fast ;s

[thorn thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/what-happened-chaos-gif-14104955

[worthy rose]

it snot enough to be a good guy anymore

[normal mist]

Are you in the 35 range?

[worthy rose]

you gotta be prince charming, the rich CEO, the DIY handiman

the do it all superman

AND clark kent

[coral ibex]

wow you guys dont talk to women often huh

[worthy rose]

i talk to plenty

[indigo mulch]

I'm beyond that :p way closer to 40 than 35 :p

[haughty flicker]

It all went downhill after glorp

[worthy rose]

these are findings ive found after talking to that many

[thorn thorn]

What the hell is happening here

[worthy rose]

sure theres diamonds out there but its like finding a needle in a haystack these days

[coral ibex]

hmm

[normal mist]

I'm 30 but I'm catching up on you don't you worry

[thorn thorn]

Real life talks

In my world of warcraft class discord?

[indigo mulch]

Haha! I don't think thats how it works! 😄

[worthy rose]

nah all im saying is be careful out there in the dating world

good women stil exist

just harder to find

[normal mist]

https://tenor.com/view/how-i-met-your-mother-himym-barney-stinson-neil-patrick-harris-challenge-accepted-gif-4594551

[worthy rose]

dont waste your time with the wrong ones

its like in WoW

dont join a trap group

when you know its a trap group

dont go into a trap relationship if you see red flags

[normal mist]

It's hard to know when they are the wrong ones

[indigo mulch]

I haven't dated anyone in 13 years. 😒 I wouldn't know what it is now days. I can only go by what my friends are telling me and what i read about. 😦

[worthy rose]

but if you listen to your friends you might be getting a biased viewpoint

people in general are more likely to focus and linger on bad experiences than good experiences

[worthy rose]

for every bad experience they harp on about ther might have been 10 good experiences

[thorn thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-marge-lighten-up-lighten-up-a-little-lighten-up-marge-gif-8253524319542643109

[indigo mulch]

No i agree, but i never take anything to face value. Hence the reading. but from what i understand it is rough out there.

[worthy rose]

life isnt fully pessimistic bro

dating included

[indigo mulch]

Specially when you are young.

[worthy rose]

just gotta get out there and meet people

and hopefully find the right ones

if youre going to the nightclub to meet a ABG

well

youre prob looking in the wrong place

its like going to a coal mine and complaining you arent finding any gold

wrong place

[indigo mulch]

I mean.. I met my current wife in wow like 15 years ago. kekw 😦

[worthy rose]

shared hobbies is a great place to start

[normal mist]

The right girls are either reading books in the library or playing games or helping in orphanages

That's what my anime experience tells me

[indigo mulch]

Eh, its always the quiet and nice ones that are the darkest ones 😦

[normal mist]

Define darkest ones

[indigo mulch]

The ones that takes your lunch money and runs away.

:X

[normal mist]

Naaah

[worthy rose]

if youre worried about that just put everything in your parents name

own nothing yourself

they cant take half ur shit if you have no shit to take

theres always ways to mitigate risk

[indigo mulch]

I mean, my wife is way richer than i am lmao. I would legit be the gold digger. 😄

Well before we got married that is.

[normal mist]

Lazy

Are you happy?

[indigo mulch]

I suppose i am. Somedays more somedays less :p

[worthy rose]

happy doesnt mean just existing

u gotta be happy

[indigo mulch]

I have a 4 year old, so all of focus is on that little parasite. You're not really allowed to feel much when you have kids lmao

[normal mist]

Keep caring about yourself homie, if anything, rogue homies will be cheering for you

[indigo mulch]

I mean that goes for everyone, its not like i have a horrible life, i have a good wife, a beautiful kid and a decent job.

[normal mist]

I asked if you were happy

[indigo mulch]

I have people around me so i can't complain. I think i'm alright.

[normal mist]

Different things

Being happy isn't just having good things in life

It's how you feel about those things

[thorn thorn]

Be happy about the things you want, not what the norms tell you to be happy about

Cuz for me personally, single life isnt exactly ideal but I still with fam and friends

[indigo mulch]

I'm just very realistic, could things be better? yes, but do i dislike anything about my life? No. Not really. So i guess i'm happy. I find it really hard to say what happiness is 😮

I'm happy that my daughter loves me

[thorn thorn]

Im in no rush to skip to the end and I think a lot of people fall into that trap

[normal mist]

I ALSO WANT A DAUGHTER

AHHHHHHH

Will know if it's a boy or a girl next week

[thorn thorn]

I wish I could relate im not a kid person

[indigo mulch]

Yep! Its the best! Last night i was the queen. And i got smooshed with 10 different make up stuff.

I looked fab.

[normal mist]

I bet you did

[thorn thorn]

My uncle had kids recently and I am their favorite person for some reason

[normal mist]

👑

[normal mist]

What can you say right? You're just the right guy

[thorn thorn]

Apparently lol

[buoyant herald]

I have one of each, would recommend

[normal mist]

GF wants one of each too

[indigo mulch]

I'm not getting another kid. I'm way to old lmao

[normal mist]

But I'd settle for 1

[indigo mulch]

1 is enough.

[timber pawn]

was the belt nerf a hotfix or is it on weekly?

[normal mist]

Weekly iirc

[indigo mulch]

Meh, more work 😦 I'm so focused on raid logging 😦

I don't want to do more than absolutly minimum kwkw

kekw*

[worthy rose]

i logged a 97 parse on dk the other day

very based

[normal mist]

I'm only picking up that belt if it is necessary next tier

[worthy rose]

i think itll be necessary

like cyrce circlet

[normal mist]

I haven't even delivered the quest

[buoyant herald]

It’s pretty minimal investment tbh

[worthy rose]

it will carry deep into next season

you just need to do a couple delves

no need to fill the talent tree

[buoyant herald]

2 tier 1 delves for the belt

[worthy rose]

charged bolts perk is the best stil iirc

[timber pawn]

Without secondary stats It may be decent to start the tier but I doubt it beats out heroic / mythic loot from season 3

[worthy rose]

so you dont need to do anything

[buoyant herald]

Then however many more to get the other effects

[worthy rose]

not mythic id imagine

but maybe some heroic

itll last deep enough into next season

[indigo mulch]

Charged bolt is not bis tho?

[worthy rose]

its worth doing this season for now

its a free belt socket too

dont need to waste a weeks vault drop

its not?

wowhead says it is

whats the best atm

[normal mist]

Check pins

Whispyr already did some work

[indigo mulch]

Single target: Spark Burst, Electric Current, and Critical Chain are all within margin of error

[worthy rose]

oh i was reading dungeons

all margin of error

single target raid i guess the othe ronmes

[indigo mulch]

I mean i don't do any m+ anymore. ;s

[normal mist]

#assassination message

[indigo mulch]

I'm super excited about the new raid though! I hope it will be good.

I acutally liked the current tier.

I thought the raid was pretty decent.

[coral ibex]

idk if thats a hot take

this tier was great

[buoyant herald]

When was the last “bad” raid?

[normal mist]

Hmmm

[indigo mulch]

I mean there are some bosses i disagree with.. (styx i'm looking at you), but other than that. I felt like the raid was okay.

[normal mist]

Shadowlands last tier maybe

[haughty flicker]

ngl i fucking hated abberus

[normal mist]

I didn't like it

[haughty flicker]

rashok only good boss

[buoyant herald]

Rashok was an all time great though

[haughty flicker]

it was a great boss for sure

[buoyant herald]

But yeah I’d probably say aberrus too but more just mid than bad imo

[normal mist]

This me rn

[indigo mulch]

I felt like Gally mythic was a bit to easy. They should have made it harder :C

[buoyant herald]

My guild had most pulls on sprocket somehow

[indigo mulch]

We struggled a lot with styx early. lmao

stix*

[worthy rose]

how are we feeling about the story progression of next season

apparently raid comes before the dungeon

[haughty flicker]

same actually

[worthy rose]

do we have to do lfr to unlock the dungeon then in that case

[haughty flicker]

assuming we dont massively shit the bed on gally anyway

[worthy rose]

locketmonger sprockenstock

[haughty flicker]

sprocket fucked us in the ass though

170 pulls

[humble verge]

this me rn

[haughty flicker]

[buoyant herald]

Stockertprongner Lockensprong

[haughty flicker]

we also 100% wouldve had more pulls on mugzee but we got there late

[indigo mulch]

I did read somewhere that they will release the raid quicker this time or something right?

[haughty flicker]

so turbo boost cheats

[thorn thorn]

Mage player behavior

[buoyant herald]

I think nerfs and turbo boost hit after though which is why last 3 went a bit faster

[worthy rose]

no idea tbh

maybe someone on ptr can tell us

i was just watching the interview vid from the blizz people

storyprogression is raid first then dungeon

as opposed to the current way which is dungeons that lead to the raid

[haughty flicker]

thats a bit weird

[indigo mulch]

o0

[haughty flicker]

especially considering m0 is supposed to be open first week

[worthy rose]

also

the bbeg is the size of stormwind city

or orgrimmar if ur a stinky horde

[indigo mulch]

but m0 has lockouts so i guess its okay that its open first week.

[haughty flicker]

well yeah but storywise

if the dungeon comes after raid

[humble verge]

noooooo

[worthy rose]

m0 everyone can rush champion tier gear

[haughty flicker]

its a bit weird we'll be doing the dungeon before raid

[humble verge]

hali is out 😭

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[indigo mulch]

Its funny how the most voted dungeons were all dungeons with good trinkets

The community knows 😄

[buoyant herald]

Oh yikes that looks like an acl

[haughty flicker]

those fuckers voting for ara kara did not enjoy that dungeon

lets be honest here

[buoyant herald]

They’re just addicted to the sac

[haughty flicker]

i voted for floodgate though despite the trinket, i actually think its a good dungeon

[indigo mulch]

I cant wait to do another 40 runs to get the priory trinket.

[thorn thorn]

Priory and arakara

Oh yes

The 2 most run dungeons next season

[haughty flicker]

just get melee spymasters from raid

[thorn thorn]

Need the sac and the signet

[indigo mulch]

Bruh that trinket is busted.

[thorn thorn]

Now its yalls turn to be parse cucked by a trinket

[haughty flicker]

implying we dont prayge for m+ trinkets from vault basically every tier

[thorn thorn]

real

Skardyns my beloved

[indigo mulch]

We don't talk about skardyns.

[haughty flicker]

i need my luck from this tier to come back

[indigo mulch]

The forbidden word.

[haughty flicker]

signet first vault pacemaker third

let it happen again blizzard

[thorn thorn]

Someone didnt get skardyns last season

[indigo mulch]

Fun story, i acutally have gotten 0 m+ weapons this entire season. I'm really lucky we got an early dagger from mythic.

[thorn thorn]

My rogue got skardyns the first GB of the season, then a hero one in vault

[haughty flicker]

idk if i never got a dagger or just stopped looking for one from vault since i got rik dagger

i dont remember seeing one at least

[buoyant herald]

Is it really lucky to get a mythic dagger when usually it’s yours by default? lol

[indigo mulch]

Well it could not have dropped for ages.

Sitting there without a myth track weapon 2 months into the raid is a bit of an oof.

:c

[haughty flicker]

be the only rogue in the raid and one will drop every week

[thorn thorn]

Just play chicken lads

Be op

[worthy rose]

you have the crafted 681 right

[haughty flicker]

although my guild is trialing a new rogue next tier

[worthy rose]

its gud enuf

or you could just pray to the rng gods of the vault

[haughty flicker]

so im losing my only rogue privilege

[worthy rose]

and get a 684 dungeon drop dagger

[indigo mulch]

I'm just a gray parser anyway. I don't really need the good shit.

[thorn thorn]

[buoyant herald]

Crafting 681 dagger is goated since you just switch it into offhand when you get 684, and can be used as OH for outlaw

You craft asap and it’ll mostly likely never get replaced

[worthy rose]

i listened to my friends adn crafted an offhand too

rip wasted sparks

[haughty flicker]

[worthy rose]

also

its a stabber not a dager

[indigo mulch]

This was from council in Amidrassil.

[worthy rose]

the dager is the int one

[indigo mulch]

Pretty op right?

[worthy rose]

actual inting if you do that

[haughty flicker]

friends dont let friends craft offhands

[thorn thorn]

What if its an int offhand

[haughty flicker]

then they let you do it so they can laugh at you

[thorn thorn]

No I mean like

What if its a caster off hand

Is that still forbidden here

[haughty flicker]

then you're playing a caster and you have no friends

trick question

[thorn thorn]

Smart cookie you are

[worthy rose]

it makes rogues smort

[still steppe]

delve belt nerfs are the coming reset? or isit live now

[haughty flicker]

reset

[worthy rose]

i just want hte reset to happen aleady

so i can get my vault slots

[balmy condor]

greetings steveathon

[thorn thorn]

Whispyr is awake

[frigid pilot]

How do we know he’s the real one

[drifting cloud]

ask him his favorite monster flavor

[frigid pilot]

Jizz flavor probably

[balmy condor]

which one is the jizz flavor

[haughty flicker]

which one is your favorite

[buoyant herald]

White surely

To both questions

[balmy condor]

he's kinda right for that one

[feral mason]

Water is the best flavor

[thorn thorn]

Is pineapple acceptable on pizza

[balmy condor]

no

[thorn thorn]

gg boys we got the right one

The real test tho

Do restealths matter

[keen spruce]

pineapple on pizza is fine

smh

[balmy condor]

yes, without brainless apes complaining about restealths I would be out of a job

[thorn thorn]

[fallow canopy]

definitely the real one

[marble hemlock]

humanity restored

[cerulean walrus]

[ocean quiver]

I think I could get rank1 rogue if I wanted

no cap

[cerulean walrus]

Calm down bud get AotC first

[ocean quiver]

trust me

I have aotc

very much so

cutting edge was added because of me

let that sink in

[cerulean walrus]

This you? I can tell by your goofy hat

[ocean quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/let-that-sink-in-sink-door-open-door-meme-gif-11027748423699535107

[ocean quiver]

nope

not even me

[cerulean walrus]

Crazy

An imposter

[ocean quiver]

yeah people wanna be me so badly

it's insane

my wow name is Mortíz

[thorn thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[winged widget]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[oak eagle]

oh shit

purple man got his accoutn back

lets go

[severe silo]

Will the bleed build die for the next season?

[balmy condor]

probably not

[oak eagle]

bleed builds been a thing for a while now, right?

[balmy condor]

only about 2 years

[oak eagle]

oh

i thought it came earlier in DF ngl

[balmy condor]

it was more of a meme thing at the start of dragonflight

was really good in 10.2 though

[oak eagle]

oh 💀

[balmy condor]

just got beat out by caustic

[oak eagle]

10.2, that was the tier set where we wanted to pool energy, right?

(at least single target)

[balmy condor]

assa before rework wasn't really a build at all even, it was just kinda crimson tempest and something something do damage

yeah, it was like 1% back then

[oak eagle]

ok i thought so

[balmy condor]

was the best pooling has ever been

and then promptly got nuked

[oak eagle]

LMAO

i miss that tier set ngl

[balmy condor]

heaven forbid there's more than 1% gain from playing around your limited resources

[oak eagle]

yeah god forbid we get to have fun

i miss when KB just infinitely stacked

[balmy condor]

blizzard had 2 options, either make pooling a thing and justify assa's energy as a gameplay mechanic

or get rid of assa's energy like every other spec in the game because they're too scared to make it a mechanic

[oak eagle]

they go with neither

[balmy condor]

and they chose to keep energy the way it is but also remove all gameplay

[oak eagle]

yeah

were in the weird middle ground rn

im thankful i just get to spam envenoms tho

[balmy condor]

I'm pretty happy with assa

if my biggest complaint is that they added energy talents that don't actually justify their existence through gameplay

then I think we're doin aight

[oak eagle]

fr

now just make us the best spec in the game and were all g

[vestal cliff]

im very excited to see how the new tsets feel and how they change rotation

[balmy condor]

I mean currently the tier sets are "deathstalker plays the same but does more damage"

and "fatebound is 90s but is unplayable outside of st

until we get something tuning wise or they fix fatebound

it's looking like a lot of nothing

[vestal cliff]

damn thats a bit underwhelming, but when it does dmg im happy

90s could be good on some fights maybe

[balmy condor]

yeah but if those fights have adds

[runic hinge]

Not if theres adds tho

[balmy condor]

fatebound is dead

[vestal cliff]

and the big mainstat trinket is 2min right?

[opaque jacinth]

Would’ve been great for smolderon haha

[oak eagle]

yes

[balmy condor]

there's a 90s trinket, doesn't matter

there's also a spymaster's type thing that you can use as 90s

trinkets aren't the issue

[oak eagle]

oh i didnt know there was a 90s trink too

[balmy condor]

there's too many 90s specs for there not to be

[oak eagle]

thats fair

i wonder if were gonna get more than 2 farmable necks this season

[vestal cliff]

sorry if its a dumb question but why is fatebound dead with adds?

[balmy condor]

it self-nerfs itself through multiple talents when there's multiple adds

while deathstalker has talents that are basically only aoe

given deathstalker and fatebound are equal in single target, any additional adds just destroys that balance

[vestal cliff]

well then lets hope blizzard does something to fix this..
thanks whispyr <3 glad to have you back

[balmy condor]

fatebound is one of the most unbalanced hero talents in the game, I don't think people realize how shit it is in aoe

[hazy valley]

What is the key difference in rotation between bleed and kingsbane builds? I do decent dps with bleeds but hit like a wet noodle using kingsbane.

[balmy condor]

it's like 0.5% ahead in single target

but nearly 30% behind in dungeons

[oak eagle]

yknow

[balmy condor]

like when I say it's bad

[oak eagle]

i dont think

[vestal cliff]

holymoly

[balmy condor]

it's REALLY bad

[oak eagle]

ive ever talented into Fatebound

as a Sin rogue

[vestal cliff]

i tried it once on lockenstock

[balmy condor]

kingsbane builds you gotta be able to slam your prio target for caustic really hard

[buoyant herald]

Me too, immediately went back to DS lol

[balmy condor]

fatebound I think is like 8% behind in 2 target, 13% behind in 3 target

it's so shit

for no reason

[oak eagle]

thats crazy

[balmy condor]

like literally some of the talents just don't need to exist

[oak eagle]

but we love our numbers man

[balmy condor]

this can just say primary target

and it would be better

the cleave is actually a downgrade

literally just delete the last sentence

like idk

[vestal cliff]

yikes

[haughty flicker]

i actually dont get what they were going for with those talents

like even thematically, what was the point

[balmy condor]

if anything, delivered doom should say "increases this bonus"

[haughty flicker]

putting aside how terrible gameplay wise they are

[balmy condor]

I think if they just flipped the logic and made it increase by 6% per additional target

it still wouldn't be anywhere remotely close enough

I wonder if it's in the spell data

maybe I can override it

[haughty flicker]

theoretical sims pog

[vestal cliff]

yeah deathstalker should be st and fatebound aoe thematic wise

[haughty flicker]

i mean thematically deathstalker does fit

you're marking a target and doing increased prio damage to them

get a bit of funnel and stuff, good times

but what is fatebound

aiming to be

[balmy condor]

it is indeed in the spell data

I wonder if it'll accept negative numbers

[vestal cliff]

let him cook

[balmy condor]

cause I would have to say it reduces the bonus by -6%

which is uh

whack

aight sim seems to have taken it

[fleet pagoda]

he's back

[balmy condor]

we wait

[fleet pagoda]

[balmy condor]

yeh so flipping it to 6% increased

fatebound is still 4% behind in dslice