assassination

[molten willow]

Very bursty

[rotund oak]

hence fun 😛

[molten willow]

true

[thorn thorn]

I had an epic grammar failure and read "Very busty" and was super confused

[molten willow]

Its also fun overwhelming ppl with all the unholy minions too lol

[thorn thorn]

Play demo

[molten willow]

oh yeh all the boobage

[thorn thorn]

Spawn all the imps

[molten willow]

mhm Ive thought about it

[thorn thorn]

Get your own demonic firing squad

[molten willow]

it looks fun

[thorn thorn]

Alternatively play BM

And cry when your pets get rooted cuz you instantly lose like 80% of your dam

[rotund oak]

destro lock also fun

diabolist or hellcaller

both solid

coil into golem combo

[thorn thorn]

Or play sin and delete people

And pray they dont have an evoker

[rotund oak]

true

[thorn thorn]

Cuz if they do you will never get to open on people

[runic hinge]

Or hpal or ret pal

Idk last season hpal was everywhere

Basically had to win games without DM

[thorn thorn]

Ya but bop has a longer cd than mark

Caut has half the cd of mark

You legit never get to open on people if the evoker is in range

[subtle crown]

!rik

[prisma monolith]

Rik Reverb Barrels (and similar spread cleave in raid)

• Not your problem.
• Assassination is the worst target swapping spec in the game, and we have no tools available to deal with the situation of priority spread cleave. Caustic can reach sometimes but similar to fire mage, the boss needs to be on top of the adds, causing caustic to often be out of range.
• If you're truly hellbent on swapping to barrels, hold your nearest darkest night and just slam a darkest night envenom into them and pray. If you're quick enough you can also pool combo points/energy and cast a rupture on a barrel to try and caustic off of them. This still will not do good barrel damage, again, the spec is doomed for it
• Another possible option would be talenting into Crimson Tempest by untalenting Bone Spike and Doomblade. This CAN TECHNICALLY provide a bit of barrel damage, but the spawns need to be immaculate and any difficult spawns will just result in no barrel damage again.
  With all that, the best advice we have for swapping barrels:
• Swap to Subtlety.

[runic hinge]

But holding dm forever was funny cause they’d let people die holding bop for it

[thorn thorn]

Good thing evokers dont gotta worry about holding Caut for DM

[rotund oak]

im playing hpally in shuffles a bit,find it rly cringe to heal ppl that never press their buttons.Like they wait for me to sac,some die without even pressing wall

frustrating af

[runic hinge]

My problem in shuffle is I’ll send evasion or vanish and the healer will cd right after like they expected me to not push anything lol

[thorn thorn]

Play pres with a sin rogue in the lobby

[rotund oak]

shuffle isnt real pvp but ye,i presac 7/10 times just because ik ppl dont know their kits or what skills do,they just brawl

shuffle is annoying

[runic hinge]

Shuffle is annoying but it’s the fastest way to 1800

Like why am I gonna play 50 2’s games when I can play 6 shuffle games

[rotund oak]

u can do 1.8 anytime in like couple of hours xd

like que anything friday night or weekend

u done fast

[runic hinge]

Yeah. Shuffle is hella fast. My mmr is already 2100 so I can 3-3 my way there

Just about sitting down and doing it

[fallow canopy]

Gally gave me head tn

[thorn thorn]

Do it crunch

[ocean quiver]

Question: Currently full geared for outlaw (I say full geared i'm mainly geared for outlaw) Is there anything specific I should do to gear for assassin? I know obviously recraft all the items I have besides the weapons because I need 2 daggers but outside of that, is it fine to just swap to assassin in the gear I got?

(I have not yet used my cartel chips either)

(only have 3)

[runic hinge]

Yeah it’s fine. Assa doesn’t care about stats

[ocean quiver]

Actually? what the heck

[runic hinge]

!stats

[prisma monolith]

There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.

• Signet of the Priory will require you have Mastery as your highest RATING (the actual number, not the %). Having Crit and Mastery close to one another will cause procs from Flask or Seaforium Pacemaker to cause your Signet to give you Crit. This is generally worse and will cause Signet to sim poorly.
• Compared to each other, Deathstalker wants more Mastery/Haste than Fatebound, and Fatebound wants more Crit than Deathstalker
• Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results

[ocean quiver]

@runic hinge Hmm so do I "need" to gear separate for the raid if we use different hero talents/stats needed. I know it says stats don't matter just wanting to make sure. I would assume it's not required just will make me do more dps slightly in the raid compared to m+?

[fallow canopy]

you just sim and w/e the robot tells you its better its better there's no breakpoints or cringe shit like that, just the condition of that if you are using priory to make sure you get mastery from it

[ocean quiver]

Sweet, appreciate the help :)

Trying to stick to 1 character and assassin might be the one

[worn geyser]

played like a bot on the kill pull, its so hard to get pad on the adds

[ocean quiver]

holy gg

We are progging that rn on my main

One last question actually: On wowhead for the raid builds it has council? What exactly is that? any specific boss it's for?

[worn geyser]

council is like 3 target equal prio , not really any like that this tier

[ocean quiver]

Oh okay

Thank you

[ocean quiver]

For the cleave build, i'm assuming first boss, rik reverb, stix (obviously) bandit mugzee and gally?

The rest all st

[hasty gate]

did tricks macro break

i have this

#showtooltip
/cast [@focus][] Tricks of the Trade

and its not workinng

[ocean quiver]

should there be an [] with nothing on it?

[main bridge]

you should just use that smart tricks WA

[worn geyser]

tbh all the bosses except sprocket are the normal single target raid build but with spatter and arterial precision instead of tiny toxic blade and internal bleeding

[main bridge]

then you don't even need a focus

https://wago.io/kQ2LnX4zP

[woeful meteor]

internal bleeding is so bad/caustic is so good that you play caustic everywhere except sprocket

[ocean quiver]

Oh okay I see

Thank you both

[woeful meteor]

the 15 seconds of stacked bosses on cauldron is enough to make caustic better

[ocean quiver]

This was the talent tree I took for "ST" should I just put caustic on, and then just change it to internal bleeding when on sprocket?

as the "cleave" build takes an additional talent in the bottom left

[hasty gate]

will give it a try

[worn geyser]

also change tiny toxic blade to arterial precision

[gritty laurel]

arterial precision is better for every fight except maybe sprocket

but it's even less impactful of a swap than taking off caustic

[ocean quiver]

So this build is the raid built essentially

besides sprocket

[gritty laurel]

yup, and chances are you're gonna forget to swap talents for him so it's your 8/8 build

[ocean quiver]

lmfao fair enough

[fallow canopy]

true

[ocean quiver]

Appreciate the help

Just going to be doing lfr to catchup on sparks real quick

[woeful meteor]

just play that and change to internal on sprocket free shiv can sim slightly better than arterial for st

[ocean quiver]

Sweet thanks guys

One of the nicest responses i've had in class discords

[gritty laurel]

ravenholdt is pretty chill, but sometimes we start screeching and throwing feces at the wall over dumb stuff

[thorn thorn]

Like Auto Tea

And the concept of life

[ocean quiver]

lmfao better than 99% of the other servers i've asked for help in

[gritty laurel]

tru

[thorn thorn]

Wyrmrest Temple and Ravenholdt are the 2 chillest imo

Very goodge

[ocean quiver]

Hunter was nice too

Worst one was boomie

well druid

[thorn thorn]

You must not have been to dh one

[half tartan]

Got gally feels bad getting the big red circle on vendeta ussage messes up all the kingsbanes til the end :(:(

[thorn thorn]

Dh one is a warzone

[gritty laurel]

"worst one was boomie" applies to a lot of things tbh

[ocean quiver]

I asked for help and linked my sim, got flamed got 20 minutes for simming 5t 5m I said to them that 3 other classes I play have simmed the same way and they went off on me saying i'm lying and made it up

[thorn thorn]

Honestly classic boomie behavior

[ocean quiver]

I showed them that when I played mage they told me to sim at that and they didn't believe me saying i'm making it up

[thorn thorn]

https://media.giphy.com/media/FfM4ClWXUl2pENCGl4/giphy.gif

[ocean quiver]

boomie is my highest char rn

I don't enjoy it at all

first time mythic raiding first time playing boomie

[thorn thorn]

Your first mistake was agreeing to play boomie

[ocean quiver]

I'm a dirty fotm reroller

I won't lie

[thorn thorn]

Then why boomie

[ocean quiver]

Whatever is meta you will see me on

[thorn thorn]

Boomie isnt even meta

[ocean quiver]

literally top

s tier everywhere ;(

[stable island]

m+?

[ocean quiver]

highest keys timed

yeah

[thorn thorn]

Oh for keys then yea

I thought you meant raid

[ocean quiver]

I mainly do keys

I didn't plan on mythic raiding

until my guild needed someone and I filled on stix

[stable island]

for raid it never* is

[ocean quiver]

then they ask me to come rest of raid now i'm on gallywix

[ocean quiver]

Yeah I meant as in m+ this is my first time mythic raiding

I normally just do heroic raid max

[thorn thorn]

Ok so your second mistake was not only agreeing to fill as an M+ player but also doing it as a boomie

[stable island]

yeah boomie raiding is rough

[thorn thorn]

[ocean quiver]

I 88 parse on mugzee tho

:D

[stable island]

[ocean quiver]

They literally were missing a guy so I said sure

[thorn thorn]

And you were probably hella behind the devoker

[ocean quiver]

then they asked if I wanted to come the rest I said sure since I wanted mythic items

[ocean quiver]

He went healer

💀

[thorn thorn]

💀

A very unusual turn of events

[gritty laurel]

my average devoker teammate experience is "scaly taliban" flying into or out of every mechanic that could possibly cause a wipe

[thorn thorn]

All dragons are terrorists

I say this as an evoker player you can trust me

[marsh ferry]

#assassination message should be fine

[ocean quiver]

I'll tell you who was above me

ww monk
ret pala
mm hunter
ret pala
arc mage
me

[ocean quiver]

Fair enough, wasn't sure just taking a guess

[gritty laurel]

those make sense i think

[thorn thorn]

MM should be higher me thinks but need to see logs and parses

Not bad tho

[ocean quiver]

below me
me
havoc
sp
destro
arms
boomie
enhanced
fury
fire mage

honestly I was struggling to play boomie in raid had to ask for help because almost every pull I was dog

until we kill it and I was 88 parse

[gritty laurel]

i wouldn't even worry much about non-kill dps unless you're wiping to enrage (or adds)

way too many variables at that point

[ocean quiver]

Nah we had the damage, we skipped the 3 cages when he does his charge thing

[thorn thorn]

Your destro should be smoking you pretty hard

[ocean quiver]

so we had the damage just wiping to stupid stuff, mainly bombs

[ocean quiver]

him 2.710m me 2.840m

[thorn thorn]

[ocean quiver]

yeah but boomie is just insanely hard to play in raid

[thorn thorn]

Unless his ilvl is low he should be pretty above you

[ocean quiver]

he was 681

I was 678

[thorn thorn]

Boomie top parses cap at like 3.5m on mugzee

[ocean quiver]

I had champion tracked mugzee trinket too for the kill

[thorn thorn]

Destro is easily 4m or close to 4m

[ocean quiver]

dayum

I see why I out damage him

he died 1 second before me

-100k dps right ther

[thorn thorn]

Top 100 logs of destro on mugzee all are above 3.5m

[ocean quiver]

holy moly

[thorn thorn]

Only 2 logs are 3.5m or close for boomie on mugzee

Rest are hovering 3.0-3.2 region

(of the top 100 that is)

[ocean quiver]

dayum

Yeah idk boomie just aint it for me tho

but because it's the highest char I have, I have no choice but to play it

next closest ilvl is my fire/arcane mage at 665

[hasty gate]

tricks inst working for me not sure why at all

[thorn thorn]

Sin pretty good choice

Top 100 for mugzee are ranging from 3.2-3.7

[ocean quiver]

Yeah some of our prog pulls

we had a sub and he was blasting

like an insanely high burst and held it up for ages

[thorn thorn]

Yea but sub is the lame spec

[ocean quiver]

real

I enjoyed it in DF season 2

tbf I enjoy all rogue specs, problem I had was I just never got taken into keys so just rerolled

but i'm thinking if I just stick to 1 character i'll be able to climb and I wanna do it on a spec I enjoy

[thorn thorn]

Sin pretty goodge rn

[ocean quiver]

assassin being that, noticed on my boomie it takes a while to get into keys

timed all 14s and 2 15s and even that takes ages to get taken into 12s for weekly

[thorn thorn]

Might be boomie hate tbh

[ocean quiver]

I had the same problem on rogue in season 1

[thorn thorn]

I cant speak for others but I def reject boomies to my key by virtue of playing a boomie

I do it with mages too

[ocean quiver]

dayum

2 classes I have mained this season

[thorn thorn]

No hard feelings, ill change my mind when i find mages that can do dam in pugs

[ocean quiver]

my rogue was 2.1k last season, timed 9s, 8s and lowest key was a 6, I tried applyiung to 7s to push those keys up and decline 24/7

so I reroll to disc priest, got keystone hero, all portals and then stopped

[ocean quiver]

my mage

[thorn thorn]

On my lock at 339, the mage was 670

[ocean quiver]

sheesh

[runic hinge]

I don’t invite boomies or mages because half the time the pugs do tank dam

[thorn thorn]

339?

[ocean quiver]

339?

[thorn thorn]

Words hard

[ocean quiver]

lmao

[thorn thorn]

So are numbers

[ocean quiver]

not me on my boomie trust

[thorn thorn]

So true bestie

Dont invite dragons either

They are also griefers

[runic hinge]

I’m playing feral now tho so I can’t have two druids in group

Need that physical dam god comp

[ocean quiver]

best boomie incoming? ;o (no hate it's normal and heroic because myth parses are private I can't even view them)

[thorn thorn]

Private logs are cringe

[ocean quiver]

real but i'm happy

I have incredibly low dps 💀

besides mugzee

I think I got a 27 parse on bandit

and like 45 on stix

[thorn thorn]

Depends on fight and build

[sonic pagoda]

im getting egoed in 16s now by not getting invited lol like what

[ocean quiver]

but out of all my classes that I have played, I think assassin and arcane are the two that I actually love and I would rather play assassin more than arcane

[thorn thorn]

If you can giga pad on adds you will parse better

[ocean quiver]

I was padding like crazy

[grim vigil]

when you apply dots during indiscriminate carnage, are rupture and garrote spreading on targets who dont have it yet?

[ocean quiver]

but still just did shit dps

[ocean quiver]

real tho

my boomie

and I get declined in weekly 12s

:(

[dapper cradle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/896463391156236348/1252482270074241114/unknown-2-3.gif

[balmy condor]

m+ parses

[sonic pagoda]

you see my world 172 parse lmao for sub in rookery hahaha

[balmy condor]

we cannot be fr

[grim vigil]

guys i play unholy with hekili and got 92+ median what are you doing 😄

[dapper cradle]

[stable island]

m+ parses or hella fake

[dapper cradle]

Key parses

[stable island]

ar*

are* holy fuck words

[sonic pagoda]

leaderboards fellas

if you rnot 99 parsing which i think once you push high enough you jst get the good parses right based on averages?

[ocean quiver]

don't think anyone was talking about m+ parses

was just showing key levels I have completed and get declined in 12s

:(

[sonic pagoda]

im only top 450 rogue na/oce im not that good just still pushing only started 6 weeks ago

put me down fellas

with your blue mythic raid parses lmao XD jk jk its just a game relax

[ocean quiver]

top 450 na is like top 100k eu

[balmy condor]

nvm

not worth

[grim vigil]

you can reach 95+ median with hekili just saying

[sonic pagoda]

oh look an eu andy lmao jk jk none of it matters

[sonic pagoda]

the arguement between m+ and raiders and NA/eu none of it matter becasue both get beat on by chinese lmao

them fellas play wow for work

[ocean quiver]

me too

voluntary work :( unpaid labour

[balmy condor]

chinese RMT go insano

[ocean quiver]

how exactly do they make their money

[balmy condor]

they boost

[ocean quiver]

is it just purely boosting for irl money?

[balmy condor]

ya

[stable island]

https://tenor.com/view/bitcoin-btc-sats-stack-sats-satoshi-gif-2225148270441743368

[ocean quiver]

damn

Surely you can do that in eu and na tho right?

[balmy condor]

no cause RMT is bannable

[runic hinge]

Nah cause you can get banned way easier

[ocean quiver]

oh

is it not on chinese server?

[balmy condor]

correct

[ocean quiver]

holy moly

[sonic pagoda]

communists are dirty and have different laws lmao

[winged sun]

Do what

[balmy condor]

maybe chill with the rhetoric

[ocean quiver]

So would prices be higher or lower than here? gold/£ wise

[sonic pagoda]

and we have no idea the bugs and stuff they are aloud to use or what gets through on there servers

[winged sun]

Money boost is more popular than u think

[dapper cradle]

Chinese rogues get better fatebound coin rolls because of the gambling laws

[winged sun]

In eu

[ocean quiver]

boost

[winged sun]

Alot more popular than NA

[runic hinge]

Damn. I need me that fr

[winged sun]

I’d say russians/eu boost for money more than the Chinese in EU

[ocean quiver]

yeah but they charge insane prices tho

[runic hinge]

Maybe if I had perfect fb rolls it would be viable in m+

[winged sun]

China boosts are always cheap

On all games

Cheaper than eu by alot ofc

[dapper cradle]

Russia is a war time economy

Prices are high

[runic hinge]

I mean this is world of Warcraft

[winged sun]

For diablo 4 for example

U can let a chinese player play ur char and lvl it, gear it everything for like

10$ a week

If not less

A Russian boost would be a lilith kill for 20-40$

Which takes 30 seconds

[runic hinge]

What if I was a billionaire

And they played my poe2 account

How much would it cost

[main bridge]

i hope they gouged the fuck out of Musk

[winged sun]

Billionaire wont pay millions otherwise he wont stay rich

[runic hinge]

[winged sun]

I think ppl overestimate how much he pays

He pays very little ofc

Same as everyone

[runic hinge]

Yeah probably

[winged sun]

I personally never saw d4 as a skill game

Always a grind game

[balmy condor]

that's the genre

[winged sun]

More u play = better u are

Except, when elon musk got r1 pit he talked about how he was the best d4 player

When he didnt farm shit 💀

He just logged in, paragon max 300 which takes a shit ton of time to get

[balmy condor]

ya but the content creator blocklist we got from that though

insano

[winged sun]

Pressed 1 button and killed everything

[dapper cradle]

People are saying the boomy Kira plays with is elon’s burner wow account

[runic hinge]

Many people are saying this

[haughty flicker]

elon would definitely play boomkin

[runic hinge]

[haughty flicker]

so i cant discount it entirely

[dapper cradle]

[ocean quiver]

damn get them to play on eu then

so I can get some cheap boost

[balmy condor]

firewall

[winged sun]

Even if they do come to EU

Prices wont go down

[ocean quiver]

:(

[winged sun]

You’ll have to go to them for that cuh

Time to fly to china

[ocean quiver]

what if

everyone in here sends me £5 I will have enough for full myth boost

sheesh

[runic hinge]

I cannot subsidize Europeans im sorry

[ocean quiver]

What if I told you that we left the eu

does that count for something surely

[winged sun]

Or let every millionaire in the world give u 1$ and you’ll have enough to buy a mansion, lambo and liquid+echo’s guild combined

💀

My guy ur thinking in a weird way

[balmy condor]

there are not that many millionaire's I'm afraid

[ocean quiver]

but

[winged sun]

Are u sure

[ocean quiver]

why would I want all of that

when I could just get a mythic boost

:D

[winged sun]

1$ wont hurt

[balmy condor]

liquid + echo's guild is proably around that

depends on the mansion I guess

[ocean quiver]

but who wants all that when you can get a mythic boost

lets be real

Also is there a way to figure out how many sparks I am behind?

like a way to actually check rather than counting gear

[haughty flicker]

theres a command but i forgor

[fallow canopy]

do shit until you don't get them anymore

[main bridge]

SavedInstances shows it

[ocean quiver]

/run a=C_CurrencyInfo.GetCurrencyInfo(3132) print("You have earned " .. a.quantity .. " of " .. a.maxQuantity .. " possible Fractured Spark of Fortunes") this told me

11 out of 15

[thorn thorn]

[ebon lion]

RIP me. stuck at 750 rep into rank 15.. full cleared on 3 chars hoping it would fix itself today

[thorn thorn]

Have you tried fatebound yet

[restive glade]

paladin trying to say rogue can shadowstep out of gaol if start of it - hes wrong right

[balmy condor]

I mean he's technically right

but it's frame perfect

so he's wrong

it's possible in theory though

but good fucking luck pulling it off

[restive glade]

me personally built different - time to int prog

[haughty flicker]

shadowstep the gaol directly onto the paladin a few times

[runic hinge]

Real

[runic hinge]

Beans on toast

[humble verge]

jesus

haliban is crushing al shaida in the finald

finals

[runic hinge]

Hell yeah

[grim jay]

Why would the guilds cost that much

Also why buy the guild if you can just buy/hire the players

[runic hinge]

I assuming he meant it would cost that much to acquire liquid and echo the companies as opposed to just the players

[grim jay]

I actually dont know how much that would be, considering TeamLiquid has so many professional teams, but probably a few hundred million. Tho I imagine he meant the WoW part of the team

[rotund oak]

thats criminal

never beans on toast

[rotund oak]

hi babe

[grim jay]

I used to eat airfryed red beans with seasoning instead of chips

Bcs less calories and more protein

[rotund oak]

thats a good idea,my brother does too but not toast brotherman

like ild fight over it

[grim jay]

Never tried it, but arent those beans they eat kinda sweet even

[rotund oak]

yeah something like sweet potatoes vibes

[grim jay]

I could imagine red beans with seasoning on toast, kinda like asian bean buns

[narrow root]

how do i manage my energy better in fights 😭

[grim jay]

!design

[prisma monolith]

Running out of energy in single target is completely normal, intended design of Assassination. As a burst spec our damage is mainly loaded into Deathmark/Shiv and massive Envenoms through stacking multiple nature damage buffs such as Lingering Darkness, Shiv, Darkest Night, Amplifying Poison, and more. This comes with the natural downside of our damage suffering outside of these windows, in part due to the designed lack of energy slowing us down.

Because of this, there is only one minor (0.3%) min-max with energy, which is pooling 3-4 seconds into an upcoming Kingsbane. Ideally this would put you at around 50-60% energy before you enter your Kingsbane, which is more than enough energy alongside thistle tea. Outside of that, spam Envenom and just accept that you will run out of energy. There is nothing you can do to not run out of energy. Playing around Envenom uptime also is not relevant anymore, as Twist the knife allows for two stacks at a time, which reduces wasted uptime dramatically. Without twist the knife, wasting uptime is unavoidable.

[rotund oak]

croque-monsieur my favorite type of toast,u can put some materials there as well,like peppers,extra ham,cheese,eggs

also prolly the best thing france has done

[main bridge]

Crème Brûlée sims best for my stomach

[rotund oak]

ngl i dont like it alot,im a chocolate guy

[runic hinge]

Need that

[grim jay]

The only french thing I like is croissant.
||and women wearing béret||

[grim jay]

Looks good, kinda like a sandwich

[rotund oak]

there is croissant,buttery ones are insanely tasty and ye(also scarlet johanson)

[rotund oak]

its an oversized/stuffed toast and its perfect

[grim jay]

She is american

Tho

[rotund oak]

french canadian

[grim jay]

American danish

Thats what Wiki says

Jennifer Aniston is superior tho

And she is your age aswell

[rotund oak]

jennifer aniston is greek,from crete

[grim jay]

Wiki says Cali/LA

[rotund oak]

ye dotn trust wiki

xd

she's from Chania,Crete

[grim jay]

ChatGPT says LA aswell, my trust issues certainly get some support

[humble verge]

maybe i have a chance at women now that they added a height filter

on tinder

[main bridge]

rise up short kings

is that good for you because you are tall or how does this work?

[humble verge]

im 6'1

[main bridge]

aww

very nice

[rotund oak]

her father is John aniston,he's from Crete lul

[humble verge]

well most people i know are 6' so

[rotund oak]

her mother is american

[grim jay]

They did?

Thats kinda wild

[humble verge]

yeah like a couple weeks back

[grim jay]

Rip short kings

[humble verge]

twitter went; "weight filter for women when"

[grim jay]

Based

[humble verge]

[grim jay]

Also weight is the only thing that people lie more about than height

Just like many women think weighing 100kg at 1.65 is curvy

(no hate, we just dont need to lie about how we wanna be)

[humble verge]

ok i posted this earlier yesterday, hm u think i weigh

[runic hinge]

12

[grim jay]

92kg

[humble verge]

me when i weigh "12"

[main bridge]

why do you have two phones?

[grim jay]

One is a case

[humble verge]

its the attachment to case

[main bridge]

[humble verge]

i put it off cause it makes the images scuffed

[rotund oak]

anything between 92-100klg

but lookin good

[humble verge]

yall wouldnt believe ne

me

[grim jay]

Well its kinda difficult to judge weight

[humble verge]

im 130

[rotund oak]

still makes sense,its what brother said

[grim jay]

130cm? Short King, rip filter

[rotund oak]

its hard to judge from a photo

[humble verge]

real

[grim jay]

[rotund oak]

[humble verge]

not showing side profile 💀

we cooked

[grim jay]

I wish I were back at my trainee times

Training wise

[rotund oak]

wait until a weirdo slides in ur dm

wonder where tiramil is

[humble verge]

idk

which weirdo would even message me

???

[rotund oak]

random @quiet oar tag

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[humble verge]

who tiramil

[rotund oak]

[grim jay]

I think the most ive ever weighed was 115. 109 with slightly visible abs

[main bridge]

[rotund oak]

think ym highest was 127-ish but had alot of extra weight,i didnt like it at all,my normal is about 88-92klg

[main bridge]

your....heightest??

[rotund oak]

weight

[main bridge]

oh you mean highest

[rotund oak]

in my life

[runic hinge]

I am the most I have ever weighed and I am 82kgs

[main bridge]

i was thinking you meant how tall

[rotund oak]

sry grammar

[grim jay]

I'm at 96 rn with less workouts and no strict diet anymore. Everything close to 100 directly feeds my lovehandles

I could swear I shrunk tho

[rotund oak]

my I.D says 1.82

[grim jay]

Nowadays women at 1.76 feel like they are as tall as me

[rotund oak]

as in 1.82m

[grim jay]

And im 1.86 supposedly

[edgy mauve]

thats some peak assa discussion if ive ever seen one

[grim jay]

We have that regularly

[rotund oak]

welcome friend

[grim jay]

Actually

[rotund oak]

[humble verge]

bro #assassination is my echo chamber for whatever the fuck ive got on my mind 😭

only reason im here is cause RL forces me to actually follow up on stuff so i do demeg

[grim jay]

On that note, my mother lives next door and will get a cat in september, cant fucking wait

[humble verge]

like actively avoiding swapping to sub

[sick scarab]

i am mad or something bugged ? my spatter doesnt aply anymore and energy reg seems broken wtf

[humble verge]

no poisons

[humble verge]

(he is canonically a cat)

[grim jay]

Big boy died christmas 23

He was the best ngl

[sick scarab]

wtf i had the wrong poison

[humble verge]

yeah

:)

[grim jay]

That happens kinda often

[humble verge]

remind myself that

i forgot to replenish poisons on gally reclear

while streaming

but it was a 1min wipe cause rem monk/mage kept dying

[restive glade]

fellas im pulling 3.08m in 16 top what am I doing wrong

[humble verge]

ure doing ok

[main bridge]

postin logs would be more useful

details tells us nothing

[humble verge]

your CT should be 10% more tho

in uptime

[edgy mauve]

uptime is nice tho

[humble verge]

its good nuff

but should try to get to high 70s low 80s

[grim jay]

What build are you even playing tho

[restive glade]

bleed

[restive glade]

i wasn't logging for that run but will start chef

[grim jay]

Yeah it definitely looks kinda low on the bleeds if you are playing the actual bleed build

[humble verge]

damn sb seems to do a lot of damage, more than id thought

[keen spruce]

[restive glade]

i edited energy wa to color it when above 50% and ngl i think that helps

[humble verge]

oh i dont even bother to keep up sb even on bosses

im just coping how i do with hybrid

[keen spruce]

stuck the landing, very gud

[grim jay]

On bosses is really minor

In aoe you mostly have it up anyways

Tho having your CTs right n stuff is more important even

Which makes looking at it in aoe pointless

Both because you usually dont have to and because other stuff is more important

[quiet oar]

???????????????????????

[humble verge]

after playing so much bleed

i started doing almost the same CT damage as CS in 17 ml lul

1.4b on both

or something like that

[rotund oak]

you are always late

[quiet oar]

I wake up at 7:30

und at work at 8:00

[main bridge]

that is way too early

[rotund oak]

would it shock u if i said i wake up by 5:30

every day 😉

[main bridge]

yes that is awful

[restive glade]

wokeup for work 9am started 930 got off 4 (slacker day)

[rotund oak]

chilling on my laptop in the warehouse now,waiting for stuff to arrive

[grim jay]

My mother does aswell

And you are roughly the same age

So ig its fine

[rotund oak]

does ur mother walk/run every morning

[grim jay]

Swim

[rotund oak]

bruh

she owns

[main bridge]

impressive

[grim jay]

Swimming in the morning and working out 2-3 times a week aswell

61yo

[rotund oak]

my mom is drinking coffee and gossips and cooks all day

yeah mine is 74

[grim jay]

She earned that at 74 tho

[rotund oak]

100%

worked her butt 40 years

[grim jay]

Im quite positive with how things are going that im still working at 74 unless I died

Because I drank too many monsters

[main bridge]

[rotund oak]

ive quit drinking monsters now,im into natural juice and maybe milk

[balmy condor]

bitch

[main bridge]

perhaps but they will be a bitch that isn't having a host of issues that habitually drinking monster will cause

[humble verge]

my natual juice?

[grim jay]

My family is crazy in that regard tho, my grandma is 83, still working parttime
Grandpa did the rough stuff in the garden until he was about 87 and that grandma was the same, turned 94 before she got her rest

[rotund oak]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[grim jay]

Father forgive me for I have sinned today

[balmy condor]

yuck

[red schooner]

Blueberry mint sounds vile

[main bridge]

imagine not drinking some delicious cold brew instead

[red schooner]

I'm on the white monster today

[humble verge]

whisp

[grim jay]

Its actually like those blue ice bonbons with blueberry

[balmy condor]

also the whole point is to die

[restive glade]

cola celsius ❤️

[balmy condor]

I want to die

[red schooner]

Because the shop sold out of the green monster

Sadness

[main bridge]

that is sad to hear

[grim jay]

Whats that

[red schooner]

Just play outlaw

[humble verge]

is it that bad at your grocery/walmart stores that they have everything locked so you need an employee to open it

mr whiso

[restive glade]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D931DF95?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title

[grim jay]

Define habitually

[humble verge]

whisp

[humble verge]

cringe

[rotund oak]

not before u create a lil copy of u(and preferably live to see it grow)

[balmy condor]

in this world?

I'd rather not

earth sucks

[rotund oak]

well u got a point there

[main bridge]

not a doctor but i recommend not drinking it at all and focusing on getting enough sleep instead

[grim jay]

Ah right, that one got advertised in a video I've seen recently

[grim jay]

If you dont drink one after 6pm it doesnt impact your sleep one bit

[main bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-total-recall-get-gif-23846760

[main bridge]

i guess everybody's different in that regard - i try not to drink any caffeine after 3pm

[balmy condor]

my parents are like "man if we knew it would get like this we probably wouldn't have had you" and I'm like yeah thanks, I'm in the same boat except we're already in hell

[humble verge]

me when i once run ball intentionally into stix on reclear and i get benched on him next reclear afterwards, my ball wouldnt change anything

[grim jay]

Ye depends on body mass, caffeine in the drink and caffeine sensitivity. Pre workout golden rule was always not taking it atleast 7.5h before sleep

(for me)

Tho thats decently more caffeine than an energy drink

[humble verge]

me when mondter

mondter gud

[grim jay]

Id love to have you as my son

[grim jay]

Where is your copy old man

[humble verge]

me when mondter gud

i have severe sleep depression

[grim jay]

Dang, sleep is so valuable

[rotund oak]

not rly in the mood,too expensive,ild also be terrified,wouldnt sleep ever

[red schooner]

I only recently started on the energy drink thing, I fucked up

[grim jay]

@normal mist is also terrified, but he embraces the fear

And ye, certainly expensive

[rotund oak]

bro's a gigachad

[grim jay]

Nah its really fine if you follow some rules

Like the oh so bad chemicals in softdrinks/energy drinks arent really that bad

In moderation, like most things

[humble verge]

i had to scroll far for this valuable reaction image

[red schooner]

Yeah, I just have one in the morning so it's fine probs.

[grim jay]

If its not one of those insane ones

In germany we dont have anything insane, but ive heard things

[grim jay]

[red schooner]

Nah, just a monster, when I'm out here chugging a can of dragon soop to wake up that's when you know I have an issue

[grim jay]

Isnt that with alcohol

[red schooner]

Yeah, 8% abv

I've not regressed to soop levels yet

[main bridge]

you are drinking alcohol for breakfast?

[red schooner]

Not yet

But life has hands

And things happen

[main bridge]

this chat is making me feel good about my life

[humble verge]

me after i consume my daily mondter

[inland dirge]

i heard we're dooming

let me lock in real quick

[grim jay]

5.7mg/kg of bodyweight is the daily intake of caffeine without any risks for healthy adults

[grim jay]

Why would we

[inland dirge]

always a good night for it idk

[grim jay]

But its morning

[inland dirge]

erm

[red schooner]

We play rogue, we're allowed to engage in a little bit of dooming

As a treat

[runic hinge]

I've never doomed

[quiet oar]

Thsts Literally @spring stream

[inland dirge]

crack an egg in the beer for a real healthy breakfast

[quiet oar]

An one you per one me is also the daily intake to make me happy

[runic hinge]

add a little v8 and some salt and pepper

[spring stream]

I was like 'yoo?!' but then I saw it..

[red schooner]

Yeah I'm decently under, one monster a day ain't gonna kill me. Still more expensive than my usual morning coffee though

[grim jay]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-blush-gif-7046106625604767584

[quiet oar]

Did you have your morning beer already

[quiet oar]

I wish i could rizz like thst irl

But its so much easier with the bois

[grim jay]

I could chug 3 a day

[grim jay]

Based

Thats because you know we aint gonna be rude tho

[quiet oar]

True and Real

[inland dirge]

monster/red bull/etc has no discernible effect on me but i will still be drinking that shit

[spring stream]

rizzing the boys >>>>

[quiet oar]

1 Monster per Day is the Limit

I dont Drink more than one

[grim jay]

I drink 2 on bad days

[red schooner]

Probably same but shits expensive

[grim jay]

If I didnt have one a couple days before

[red schooner]

I just have the morning one to make me function

[grim jay]

I actually purely drink energy for the vibes and because I like the taste

Pre workouts ruined caffeine for me anyways

[red schooner]

Green or white monster actually tastes alright now, not vibing with other flavours

[quiet oar]

I buy it when its Discounter

88/99 cents

[grim jay]

Ngl the Black one with light blue stripes hits aswell

And the hamilton one

[red schooner]

Don't think I've seen those ones

[quiet oar]

https://tenor.com/view/mangoloco-mango-loco-monster-energydrink-gif-12661081362422494977

Nothing better than Mango loco

[humble verge]

so tuff

[grim jay]

That one was good aswell, but its rarely cold at the market and I wouldnt buy many at the same time

[humble verge]

blue is now just green zero sugar

[grim jay]

Nah, there is a green version thats zero

[red schooner]

Yeah I think my normal supermarket ain't that great, normally it's just the white cans and the black cans with the normal green stripe

[grim jay]

Its definitely different in taste

[red schooner]

They sell their super cheap own brand energy drink called CHRG which looks like it'd taste like battery acid

[humble verge]

yeah, blue became green zero here

[grim jay]

They should be the same everywhere ngl

Thats the actual green Zero

And its still in production

[red schooner]

Green zero is like, bright green can here

[grim jay]

Thats paradise ultra

[red schooner]

Yeah, it's the green monster can

Green monster

[humble verge]

sorry

maybe the bad reaction

[grim jay]

Paradise ultra is the best one imo

[inland dirge]

boo red sox boo

[grim jay]

Immediately fell in love when it came out

[red schooner]

Yeah, it's that and white monster that I'm alright with

[normal mist]

I'm just me chief, I'm also afraid so all I can do is to be the best version of me for myself and this kid

[red schooner]

Paradise ultra is preferred but my normal supermarket is very hit or miss with stocking it

[humble verge]

paradise ultra wtf

[subtle tundra]

she single?

asking for myself

[red schooner]

Best one

[grim jay]

@humble verge

[grim jay]

She is actually, but I dont wanna call you dad

If thats your goal

[humble verge]

oh

i didnt know the apple one was named paradise

i just want rossi back

[subtle tundra]

the goal is to score

[grim jay]

That might be tough

[solar wyvern]

The apple one isn't bad but its kinda sour for me

This is my new current favorite

[red schooner]

Sour is good, sourer the better

[solar wyvern]

The Australian lemon one

That was the banger sour one for me

[humble verge]

wtf

[subtle tundra]

wtf unfair i dont have this many flavors in my shit country

[grim jay]

Boisson energisante

[grim jay]

You can always pack your bags

[quiet oar]

no

[subtle tundra]

thats in the plan

give me a decent paying job in another country and big chances ill be going

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953401850470735883/1378850759155646564/catto.gif

[quiet oar]

Go to the US

I heard they like outsiders

[runic hinge]

Good gif. Ty

[humble verge]

me rn
(i am eating protein puddin)

[hallow glade]

@ocean shell yes it ends early, it’s a debuff on one target

[ocean shell]

but i thought sub channel was for assa in m+

[normal mist]

[hallow glade]

Well…

[humble verge]

man

Trading Post is so fomo

[hallow glade]

Death mark doesn’t really have a different priority, you just need to and sure your bleeds are set up before using it

[ocean shell]

OK, so yea, I think I could improve my death mark usage. Do I want to pair it with vanish? Also when are the right times to vanish in M+ (I think technically the correct answer is to map it out per key which is true but I'm just trying to find a good starting point)

[hallow glade]

5x ruptures minimum for scent of blood

[ocean shell]

so if I have bleeds already up, pressing DM afterwards will buff the pre existing bleeds?

[hallow glade]

Yes

The bleeds are not snapshot

Only sudden demise in the specific way I mentioned earlier

But idk if you even call that a snapshot at that point

[ocean shell]

I mean it's still interesting. More understanding of mechanics never hurt anyone

What should be my prio to maximize sudden demise procs as my DM is ending?

[runic hinge]

Nothing snapshots except for imp garrote and CT target count

You shouldn’t prio sudden demise cause it’s inherently inefficient

Since it takes 150% of the mobs health in bleeds to proc

[hallow glade]

You def prio sudden demise if you can easily

Refreshing crimson on a pack for example

[ocean shell]

Crimson > Rupture for that example correct?

[hallow glade]

Before it dies

I mean it just depends

[ocean shell]

and from the sound of it, I would want to get out as many imp garrotes before popping DM?

[hallow glade]

Just like 5 or so is fine as a builder inside of carnage

Main thing is 5 rupture minimum for scent of blood

And then crimson tempest, before entering cds

[ocean shell]

I'm guessing it's pack size depenedent too right? Anyone know how big the pack needs for the bleed build caustic splatter to outvalue imp garrote?

[hallow glade]

It doesn’t out value it they exist in different places in the priority

[runic hinge]

Isn’t that just prio’ing ct target count snapshot as opposed to caring about sudden demise on a mob that would die soon anyways

[ocean shell]

could you clarify what you mean by CT target count snapshot? I have no idea what that means or why I should care about it (I'm sure it's important, just I am ignorant atm and would like to fix it)

[runic hinge]

CT does more damage per mob hit up to 5

[hallow glade]

Once you have 5 ruptures, your priority is crimson tempest, then caustic spatter/envenom

I was talking about this “snapshotting” and the message after

[runic hinge]

At which point it hits for 100% more damage. It snapshots this on cast. So you can use this for your advantage on boss fights with adds that die fast

Like last boss dfc

[ocean shell]

Easiest example would be like meadery first boss

[runic hinge]

Or last boss priory

[ocean shell]

Hmm interesting

that's just phase 2 of the priory boss unless you pull packs into the boss right?

[runic hinge]

Right

[hallow glade]

No no no what you SHOULD be doing in priory last boss is saving cloak evasion and vanish

And dotting the neophytes as they run up

To pad 100+mil sudden demise

This one little trick makes other dps HATE

[ocean shell]

gotta be on top of overalls for the weekly 10/12s

[hallow glade]

Bleed is the rat king of rat keys

[ocean shell]

True, but I feel even more empowered to pad harder in rat keys with what I learned today

[hallow glade]

Nothing is close because you’re literally stealing their damage before they have the chance to do it

Rat keys are for making guildies hate you

[rotund oak]

Norway is where its at babe^^

what U.S

offcially one of the worse countries to live on

[hallow glade]

Our birthday is soon you can’t be mean to us 😭

[rotund oak]

you are mean to urselves brother 😛

[ashen scroll]

I hope you enjoy the birthday parade

[humble verge]

we are so goated

[distant plinth]

!pooling

[prisma monolith]

• Energy just is low on the spec there's nothing to do about it, you will run out
• Only one pooling condition exists (pool around 4 seconds before non-deathmark kingsbanes until 150ish energy). This is worth 0.3%
• Other optimizations are simply not impactful enough to show a benefit in sims, but pooling before quick-dying add spawns could in theory be a practical gain to pad.

[distant plinth]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[rain coral]

guys a general question about evasion, its seems to almost dogde a lot of boss frontals

tried in cinder, and i could even avoid getting hit by the fire balls

its kinda a second cloak ^^

[humble verge]

fireballs?

[rain coral]

you know the aoe the endboss of cinder does, where the barells explodes and spit multiples fireballs

which you have to dogde or youre one hitted^^

[humble verge]

jaja

:3

[rain coral]

never thought that evasion would absorb like the whole dmg usually this aoe ddoes

[quiet oar]

That was the joke

[humble verge]

man

its kinda sad how FH4 is graveyarded into keystores now

i dont get why the restrict to buy a 3yo game

only reason would be servers ig

[jaunty salmon]

hey guys, for boosting 12's and less, what build would you play as assa ?

[brazen pine]

Bleed

[jaunty salmon]

even in rook for last boss for example ?

[brazen pine]

Bleed is capable of everything up to 19s and 20s, and it does so much more damage in low keys with the Sudden Demise execute. If you are boosting someone who's DPS is low, the vast majority of the dungeon is against trash. Even in Rookery.

So yeah, I'd still say Bleed.

[humble verge]

are we sure of this

im pretty sure bleed falls off at 18

[balmy condor]

We are sure of this

Bleed build has timed workshop and motherlode on 20’s

[rain coral]

bleed is more easy to do dmg, especially high burts phases

[tall jay]

!WA

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[midnight mist]

17.5 imo

[humble verge]

ok mr i play outlaw

[midnight mist]

idk i just play the spec that is better each season

look i played assa in s1

not a one trick

[rotund oak]

i was trying to bait them U.S boys into some drama

u had to answer..

[subtle tundra]

you arent a 1 trick

[midnight mist]

rava

one trick these

[subtle tundra]

i will

POE TOMORROW

LIGHT AHEAD

[rotund oak]

bold to assume u will play poe season launch day

[subtle tundra]

ofc i wont. i go to sleep early to wake up early

league start is 11pm

[rotund oak]

its wiser to start like a day laters,servers take like couple of days to stabilize from the flood

millions will be trying to play

[subtle tundra]

not really

servers have been good on launch days for the past 2-3 years

disconnects here and there but very playable

[rotund oak]

its playable for ssure,assuming u wont be on a 10k+ queue and dc into another que

[humble verge]

does anybody have the gif of killstreak wipe on sprocket

need to save that shit

[subtle tundra]

10k queue is like 5 minute wait its whatever

[rotund oak]

ive been playing poe for quite a while

also 10k was more like of an example

could be much more 😛

[subtle tundra]

and why does it matter quite a while

it matters recently

[rotund oak]

it matters always coz its repeatable,verifiable experience

[subtle tundra]

also its gonna be 7 years of poe tjis year

for me

launch day isnt bad

it hasnt been in some time

[rotund oak]

im happy its not bad for u

[midnight mist]

I have been playing poe for 20 years but its not a competition

[humble verge]

pretty sure poe hasnt even been out for that long

[rotund oak]

poe 1 was 2013

[midnight mist]

? might aswell call me a liar

[rotund oak]

as in the year of launch

[midnight mist]

loser mentality

[ocean shell]

wasnt it in some kind of beta for 2 years before 2013 launch tho

[subtle tundra]

if you think maybe a dc or two and a bit of queue is bad, you clearly havent played ultimatum league

[humble verge]

says the yellow in red chat

[midnight mist]

my name hasnt been yellow since they removed acrobatic strikes buddy

my days of outlaw one trick are behind me

[humble verge]

jaha

[midnight mist]

why laugh at me

[humble verge]

but

again

does anyone have the sprocket killstreak gif

[rotund oak]

cant remember ive started 2017 iirc

[midnight mist]

killing spree?

[rotund oak]

or maybe 2016 cant remember exactly

[humble verge]

oh yeah

killing spree

whatever

[midnight mist]

I dont

[humble verge]

im fucking stupid anyways

[midnight mist]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-20244886

[humble verge]

im on 2h of schleep

[midnight mist]

i have this gif tho

[royal lantern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741275386188529734/1372656620034592869/3882ade1b2e0cab5893c24ec180af244.gif

[humble verge]

yeah i found it earlier

had to scroll so far

[worthy rose]

@humble verge if you had a car youd prob run these tires

[humble verge]

man

being a lootbody on my dk in a boost

we started at 10 lmao

[rain coral]

guys can you somewhere at raider.io see where youre ranking so far? based on youre rio or only at the end of a season when theres a summary of your M+ Season

[humble verge]

https://raider.io/mythic-plus/cutoffs/season-tww-2/eu

this?

[rain coral]

ohh yes exactly where did you find this

😄

[humble verge]

hover over mythic+ tab

and the last one

[rain coral]

ah oke thanks a lot 🙂

Top 1% is pretty hard actually

^^

[humble verge]

nah nrly

[rain coral]

3452 is tought thoo

[humble verge]

all 16s should be doable for most

if you have a brain

[rain coral]

well hard for pugs i guess

i mean as a dd finding decent pug groupe is not easy

but even so, you ll need a couple of 17s to get to 3.4

3.452

i meant

[humble verge]

all 16s + like

4 17s?

[rain coral]

y something like that

17 i guess are tought ^^

i mean without premade groupe

you have maybe a link about the last season summary

i would like to know what the rio was for Top 1%

[humble verge]

in the top

it says tww season 2

change it to s1