assassination

[coral ibex]

just recrafted 2 pieces to haste/mast to fix my signet and circlet

[subtle tundra]

niketory what do you mean by DOUBT?

wanna fight me?

[balmy condor]

Oof

[coral ibex]

unbuffed now

[wise plume]

what i miss

[balmy condor]

Some jackass showed up with a bait question about scaling

Regular patch day activities

[hearty reef]

On what?

[warm vortex]

Is wowhead notworking for anyone else

[balmy condor]

Uhhh

[coral ibex]

me bedge now

[subtle tundra]

i am, based on the statistics, funny

[balmy condor]

Works fine

[warm vortex]

Huh fair

[coral ibex]

loaded normally for me just now

[timid vale]

has this been peer reviewed?

[warm vortex]

It's been the only website i haven't been able to use since parents swapped the wifi to fibre

[analog hornet]

Hey 🙋🏻‍♂️ have some questions about trinkets:

Kezan only for Raid, for the last bosses in raid?

Floodgate-Trinket is good, but i have the feeling, that the buff is async with my CDs at Gally, because i have to play the mechanics 😅 should i take the magnet?

[subtle tundra]

ran it through chatgpt, he agreed

[balmy condor]

Kezan for last 3 on mythic is insanely strong

Idk why your CDs would be desyncing on gally specifically though, are you holding?

[warm vortex]

Kezan is op for me as im always fighting with my brain

so im always in combat

[balmy condor]

Magnet like in theory could be okay I guess

[coral ibex]

pacemaker is a 30s total buff

hard to desync that hard

[subtle tundra]

it doesnt matter

[coral ibex]

without intentionally holding

[subtle tundra]

trinkets are like 2% dps

having it a bit suboptimal is like .1%

[warm vortex]

But yea hope wowhead fixes for me, no idea why it isnt workion

[subtle tundra]

wompy dompy

[balmy condor]

I mean I held CDs on one armed bandit, simmed it and the trinket lost 1.5%

[warm vortex]

im up womping my womper rn

[balmy condor]

It’s pretty rough

[subtle tundra]

aw shucks i was wrong

im sorry for misinformation

[grim jay]

Wtf

[balmy condor]

That’s okay varas I’ll still kiss you

[lyric gate]

will i get a kiss too

[subtle tundra]

aw man im aawmwmwwmm mmmmmmmmm eow aaaa !! ! !

[warm vortex]

Might be DNS sever or smth, thats what the wowhead thing says

[balmy condor]

Hell no

[golden loom]

Atleast no holding on mugzee

[lyric gate]

😦

[knotty kestrel]

is there a way to sim everything a vendor has? idk if im making sense

[balmy condor]

True, CDs line up great for the push

[restive glade]

wasted 29 cp today
wasted 66 cp 2 weeks ago
fellas ... improvement 🫡

[balmy condor]

Not automatically no

Would have to add the items to your sim by hand

Or you could be lazy and run Droptimizer for the raid I guess

[subtle tundra]

its impossible to not waste cp cause of DN and seal fate rng

[balmy condor]

That would just include all the raid gear

[lyric gate]

i thought the same

[golden loom]

I am scared that with all the damage it will be hard to get a 2nd deathmark on mugzee burn

[lyric gate]

xd

[oak tangle]

it could be worse, you could've wasted 8 years

[subtle tundra]

so youre doing well

[golden loom]

Maybe boss just falls over?

[wise plume]

the usual

[warm vortex]

This is so confusing

Wowhead doesn't work no matter what i do
literally ANY other website works fine
??????

[restive glade]

yeah still - wasting less is better tho

wowhead ui blows balls in my imo

[oak tangle]

are you from cyprus, there was a guy in here the other day wanting a copy paste of wowhead cause cyprus doesn't allow wowhead

[warm vortex]

No XD

[coral ibex]

yo can anyone print and fax me a copy of wowhead

like the whole thing

[warm vortex]

It's worked fine before

[coral ibex]

like just save the website as a pdf and send it to me

[restive glade]

just get vpn man

[fiery bear]

try a vpn maybe.

[warm vortex]

Will do
Literally no idea why tho

[restive glade]

have u tried another browser

[coral ibex]

have you checked your network connectivity settings

[warm vortex]

Ok trying on my phone and it doesn't work

[brazen sluice]

head enchants availble or not yet ? wowhead doesnt work for me so idk

[inland dirge]

guess what dropped from OAB tonight

god mocks me

[restive glade]

where do u live (not creepy)

[warm vortex]

Uk

[coral ibex]

do you have your personal anti-wowhead firewall activated

[warm vortex]

literally worked fine a week or so agoi

EVERY other website works fine

[oak tangle]

have you tried asking chatgpt to summarise wowhead for oyu

[restive glade]

dagger

[broken lion]

Should i farm crests from +10 or +12?

[coral ibex]

12

20 per run

[brazen sluice]

12 if u have a good grp 10s if pugs imo

[warm vortex]

Nah farm 18s

[coral ibex]

you'd have to run a 10 75% faster

[broken lion]

how much per +10?

[warm vortex]

Or 19s, or 20s

[coral ibex]

than a 12

[warm vortex]

big ball moment

[brazen sluice]

16 per 10 20 per 12

[broken lion]

mmm interesting stat, ty

[subtle tundra]

well its mathematiques

[warm vortex]

Guess no more wowhead
Can't play assa anynmore (not that i was planning to but f)

[oak tangle]

big hunter has hacked your pc

[warm vortex]

Assuming a hunter has the inteligence to even use a computer

Let alone hack one

[oak tangle]

entering the order hall even once is enough

[knotty kestrel]

ooo classic timewalking

what a joyus week to be an alt

[balmy condor]

oh no

no no no no

NO NO NO NO

[warm vortex]

Maybe it's just the gods telling me to stop playing wow

[balmy condor]

THE FRENCH TOOK VARAS

[analog hornet]

And when i dont go mythic?

Its desync because my Group is chaotic. Wer are 20 guys and only 3 play mechanics, so i walk houres for bombs, than the adds dont die fast enough, so we get a second addgroup sometimes 😅 the soaks are horrible 🤣 i dont know how we get him in HC last monday 🤣

[warm vortex]

Then you wont get to mythic

[balmy condor]

then you shouldn't play kezan ever anyway

[rotund oak]

yes u should,its not worth it

[waxen oyster]

ngl

[balmy condor]

but if it's desyncing your cooldowns that hard, it's uh

[runic hinge]

what if my heroic gally kill is 8:38

[balmy condor]

a mechanical issue

that you should fix

[runic hinge]

[waxen oyster]

people who have hunters in their raid

who arent mechanic andys

[balmy condor]

and not an issue with your dinar

[waxen oyster]

wtf is your purpose

[warm vortex]

what if mine is 16:23

Damage

Also i just do mechancis anyway

and still top dps

[knotty kestrel]

to leave a pretty corpse

[warm vortex]

B)

[waxen oyster]

well people playing bm and not doing mechs

[runic hinge]

okay you're playing bm tho, that's like ur job

[waxen oyster]

is just memeworthy

tbh

[knotty kestrel]

only real BMs play BM in pvp and M+ anyway

[wary pawn]

circe still +26k dps over a 684 myth ring 😮

[warm vortex]

But im still outdpsing everyone else in my group on the side
If we had someone gear a dev or assa or smth like that i wouldn't be

[warm vortex]

God im so happy i don't play a spec that uses this fucking ring

[waxen oyster]

i feel if its 26k in favor of circe

you are down bad for mastery

[rotund oak]

BM is a vibe,its that vibe that makes u press buttons without any rotational goal,sitll do dmg and do all mechanics while at it coz its that easy

basicly a melee with range

[waxen oyster]

i thought all the pvp sweats

play surv

[warm vortex]

It is
But MM is easier and also people still somehow screw up both MM and BM

[rotund oak]

not rly

[waxen oyster]

or historically do

[runic hinge]

I am dropping circlet for -.2 but also to feel good about myself

[waxen oyster]

wasnt bicmex's chat cover "if you see me playing bm shoot me pls"

[analog hornet]

We have the same time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[misty holly]

Once the poison knife thing gets fixed, do you think assassination is going to be the best "one button" spec? Since for single target we aren't gcd capped the extra single button penalty might not matter too much.

[rotund oak]

historically survival is very strong due to being versatile vs many other classes,high control capacity and bursty.Just fits better into pvp pretty much

[thin portal]

mutilate automatically turns into ambush right? we dont have to bind ambush?

[wise plume]

you open with it for dm

[runic hinge]

correct

[rotund oak]

doubt MM is easier,its locked behind channeling but ye,shouldnt be that far different

[waxen oyster]

yep

[oak tangle]

the one button thingo having poisoned knife as a button is wild especially when they were mentioning that they planned to liase with class TC's to make it useful

[warm vortex]

Rota wise it is

[waxen oyster]

every time i see a bm in a key

this mf does negative dam

[warm vortex]

Poisoned knife tier set bonus incoming 👀

[rotund oak]

ah meaning the 3buttons yeah sure

[warm vortex]

If that

Not saying BM is diffrent

[red schooner]

I mean, it's still very early days, it's probably just a placeholder thing

[misty holly]

My guess is the dev realized assassination one button was too powerful so they intentionally messed up the rotation.

[warm vortex]

Both are piss easy

[timid vale]

it wont matter soon with 1 button spam

[warm vortex]

I mean so is assa

But

[rotund oak]

also true

[warm vortex]

Yknow im p sure most people knwo that
It isn't as braindead as last season i think? Could be wrong tho

cause last season was just envenom ft some bleed things

[rotund oak]

they took action into simplifying the game in general

[knotty kestrel]

BM mains are gonna try the one button rotation and go "idk what everyone was so uptight about, it feels fine to me"

[warm vortex]

True

[runic hinge]

same this season

[waxen oyster]

yeah now you dont garrote except to keep it up

[timid vale]

what class is actually hard now tho

[warm vortex]

None

[coral ibex]

enhance

[runic hinge]

feral druid

[waxen oyster]

enhance doesnt look complex

except their janky advanced opener

on st

[misty holly]

most classes are GCD locked so the 0.3 penalty is a significant dps loss for using it. But outside of deathmark window I don't think sin is capped like that. It could be insanely good.

[timid vale]

people are still parsing blues with it

[rotund oak]

rogue in pvp can be rly hard,and sub specifically.In pve idk,maybe sub and outlaw a bit,nothing special

[wise plume]

sub pvp is difficult tbh

[waxen oyster]

sub in pvp is like mage

in that you need to understand the core of pvp

[knotty kestrel]

my 64 year old step mom wants to try wow when the one button rotation comes out

[waxen oyster]

to succeed kinda

[rotund oak]

sub is insane in pvp,u need to be literally crazy to predict and act accordingly

[waxen oyster]

"gapped my stun, he got to wall"

go deadge

[oak tangle]

wow is only pve

pvp is the real world

[waxen oyster]

or like you know

the greed trinket

and he just happens

to crit on that one

[rotund oak]

i think im gonna go balls deep again into pvp,push for a r1 ive never achieved

in that way i can finally rest

my old bones

[royal lantern]

clas/spec gameplay is never really the hard part, the difficulty is the encounters themself

[runic hinge]

emphasis on old

[wise plume]

i hit 1800 just for the mog this season

[runic hinge]

I usually do

[oak tangle]

if i were any older, it'd be spelt olde

[waxen oyster]

go 21 for illusion

and wep mogs

[runic hinge]

I did do that last season

[royal lantern]

freak

[wise plume]

wait where do we get the illusions? i was 2200 last season

[runic hinge]

I got 2300 in bgb too xd

[rotund oak]

nicu

[waxen oyster]

you get it auto

[subtle tundra]

pvp woah!

[waxen oyster]

was holy fire last season

not a terrible illusion just not a heater like

s2 df

[wise plume]

eh

rag flames better

[runic hinge]

holyfire is pretty good

[waxen oyster]

also tbh i really like df s1 illusion

in some mogs

[runic hinge]

maybe im just biased cause i got it

usually i quit at 1800

[rotund oak]

holyfire was previous season(s1) for reaching 2k

iirc

[waxen oyster]

some pvp tabards are like

super niche for certain mogs

[knotty kestrel]

we havent had a great pvp illusion in so long

[wise plume]

oooh holy fire would go well with arathor

[waxen oyster]

s2 df

was decent

[rotund oak]

Only pvp enchant that matters is glorious tyranny

[knotty kestrel]

real

[waxen oyster]

what about its puke cousin

[lavish hazel]

Hello, do will we replace circlet?

[wise plume]

sim

[rotund oak]

hi friend,no but sim urself 🙂

[lavish hazel]

Ye i cannot sim rn that why im asking

[rotund oak]

not bad but ye,still glorious tyranny

[lavish hazel]

Even in aoe ?

[rotund oak]

even in aoe

[runic hinge]

depends on your character

[silent parcel]

May I present you all with the worst vault to ever grace wow

[thin portal]

actually no

[lavish hazel]

Okay thought with 685 ilvl it would be better

[waxen oyster]

whats the third

[silent parcel]

Only got 2 was busy

But its on my alt rogue that has 1 myth piece in total xd

[thin portal]

the worst vault was a full vault of just Kuju flame trinket

when vault was bugged

[runic hinge]

sigil doesnt sim that terrible if you rogue has bad gear

[silent parcel]

[thin portal]

so i kinda get the rotation now

[silent parcel]

it has 658 signet and seaforium

the only good parts of it

[thin portal]

kingsbane not that good anymore or what

[knotty kestrel]

keep reading this as "Stimulating"

[runic hinge]

no it is not

[thin portal]

how this sin rogue hit 3mil single target

we only have 5 buttons

[waxen oyster]

We are glorified envenom bots

i hate it here

sprocket is the only st boss

[thin portal]

ummm yeah so we play cleave on all the others

or do u guys play bleed on stix maybe

[runic hinge]

do you guys constantly re-order your warband like it's your myspace top 8 or is that just me

[waxen oyster]

you play raid st

and change to caustic

[thin portal]

what about shiv no energy

wowhead takes that for single target too

[waxen oyster]

yeah you play ap when you play caustic

[thin portal]

is slice given from envenom

we dont cast it anymore on outlaw

same for sin?

i didnt notice

[wise plume]

yuh

[thin portal]

hmm

[wise plume]

cut to the chase baby

[balmy condor]

quick correction

we havent had a great pvp illusion in so long

[thin portal]

MR WHISPYR

[wise plume]

just make pvp like mop again where everything was busted

[balmy condor]

this is terrifying to come back to

[thin portal]

[hollow river]

I’ve caught whispyr lying again

[waxen oyster]

would that be worse than coming back to quake grippers

[hollow river]

[rotund oak]

he's a liar,jsut a cute one

[knotty kestrel]

literally so wrong it made me sneeze

[thin portal]

how are u liking sin?

[balmy condor]

mini game bad!

[waxen oyster]

What is this burger name

[balmy condor]

fuckin stunlock mini game!

[waxen oyster]

hello bk international?

[hollow river]

[balmy condor]

they're selling my gf? I didn't know you could still do that

[thin portal]

besides the slow apm and slow ass run speed its nice to not use trolling spree and depend on rng.

i miss outlaw apm tho

[waxen oyster]

depend on rng

buddy....

[thin portal]

YES I HEARD ABOUT THE PARRY'S

[subtle tundra]

god im hungrey

[thin portal]

but ill take parried over Trolling spree

[waxen oyster]

sounds like a skill issue

[wooden perch]

Is jastor good in m+?

Hero track

[balmy condor]

what even is getting parried

[wooden perch]

Over cyrce

[balmy condor]

yes, it's just generically more stat

that's a sim

[rotund oak]

jastor good everywhere,but sim urself for anything 🙂

[gloomy heart]

if i change my ingame name will i lose my parses

[wooden perch]

I think i simmed it once and it seemed mid

[thin portal]

I seen a lot of sins say their kb got parried or something

I havnt noticed it yet

[balmy condor]

they fixed that a month ago

[thin portal]

maybe thats why

[knotty kestrel]

I like it

I miss the difficulty of no ace ho though

[thin portal]

hmm

well even no ace was still higher apm

more fun

[balmy condor]

I didn't really get the outrage to begin with tbh

[knotty kestrel]

yeah

[balmy condor]

I could count on one hand the amount of times I've gotten parried this expac

but ya know

happy for people I guess

maybe I'm just the parry dodging goat

[golden loom]

Idk OAB drove me crazy with parries

Not on KB tho

[balmy condor]

I did 300 pulls on OAB and got parried twice

[golden loom]

But on everything else...

Felt like every mutilate and every envenom got parried

[wise plume]

someone replace my clutch for me while i farm crests

pls n ty

[grand trail]

my fav one stat vers is back

[thin portal]

i think i kinda got rotation now how about you?

[balmy condor]

envenom parry happens

but KB parry idk

[golden loom]

Yeah KB was fixed so didnt get mad about that

[knotty kestrel]

yeah ive about got it

[balmy condor]

I mean before

[grand trail]

i got parry couple times even on mugzee

kb

[knotty kestrel]

the transition to aoe from st messes with me still

[royal lantern]

man, on raid launch i had OaB parry my KB 2x in a row lol

[thin portal]

I had someone custom my plater just for aoe

[golden loom]

But its also cause OAB was first boss our other rogue played sin, after playing trickster on every other boss (also you hit OAB in the face the entire fight to bait coins) so I maybe just noticed it more

[thin portal]

also smaller target bars help remove a lot of clutter during aoe

i lowered the size of my hp frames too

[red schooner]

Huh, apparently they changed how the discount thing works for gilded crests. Looks like I may have to now farm m+ for crests

[thin portal]

so um

ummm

guys

rotation guide says to use ambush first right

[knotty kestrel]

is the hallowfall thing weekly or daily?

[balmy condor]

wait is this a euphamism

[thin portal]

but

[balmy condor]

of course, you need the mark

[thin portal]

someone said to use it after applying bleeds last night

[balmy condor]

what

[thin portal]

and open with garrote

[balmy condor]

what

[thin portal]

they trolled me?

[balmy condor]

probably

who was it

[thin portal]

ok i will forget it

open with ambush always now

[red schooner]

In m+ you can open with garrotte if you have DN up

[balmy condor]

I mean you can

you probably shouldn't do that

but you could

[red schooner]

But other than that ambush

[thin portal]

hmm ok

i was having problems not getting mark if i dont open with ambush lol

I never want to vanish

[iron carbon]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[thin portal]

starting to notice when I dont have mark up and use a vanish to ambush

[humble cradle]

is it normal for heroic jastors to out sim all other myth track rings?

[red schooner]

Ye, jastor is pretty good

[broken lion]

On ToP are we supposed to spend our energy to pvp fight or just save it and let them kill u?

[subtle tundra]

MEOWWWWW

[humble cradle]

ok just double checking

[subtle tundra]

dont trust me, but i think assa is pretty ok at killing others

[knotty kestrel]

an orc when theyre hurt

me ow

[subtle tundra]

what the frick?

[broken lion]

but is it worth spending the energy to do it

rather than just saving it for the boss?

[subtle tundra]

yes?

[knotty kestrel]

ermmmmm yeah?

[subtle tundra]

going up faster is a priority

if you can do it faster than the other guy, you should do it

frick in my mouth

[golden loom]

Should also blind -> vanish sap -> dance cheap shot kidney blades rupture smoke bomb duel evis the guy

[wise plume]

negative

[broken lion]

so I imagine using like kidney is a waste but u just do the normal pvp rotation on them without stuns?

[wise plume]

I need to replace my clutch but I’ve been hesitating

[lethal arrow]

Give them the blender

Brick your key and cc them for 30 seconds

[broken lion]

LMAO

[lethal arrow]

Or u know play sub and just shadow dance on em

[wise plume]

everyone that I get chained with in TOP gets the full pvp experience

[hollow river]

You just apply bleeds and envenom them not hard

[balmy condor]

[wise plover]

hi tooltip question does the increased poison % from mastery affect the envenom hit damage?

[balmy condor]

yes

[wise plover]

ty

[novel star]

hi whispyr

[cunning scaffold]

the tooltip is so scuffed for that

it really should be more clear on what they mean by 'poison' and 'bleed'

[novel star]

im playing again are you proud of me whispyr one day i might even come back in here to argue with people about m+ again

[runic hinge]

Do it tomorrow

[feral mason]

Whisp

Thanks for adopting ryu

dont get baited too hard

[novel star]

shit maybe

[gloomy heart]

https://tenor.com/view/язычество-славяне-вперед-сс-маги-gif-977227459828673609

[novel star]

https://tenor.com/view/russell-westbrook-seriously-but-no-gif-18302880

russ staring into your soul .gif

[balmy condor]

no I'm actually quite disappointed

[novel star]

i am too yeah

this bleed build nonsense pretty fun though

[runic hinge]

Cavs LOST LOL

[novel star]

but its all just a honeymoon phase.

[feral mason]

I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I won't be silent . Just saw it live sry.

[golden loom]

Nuggets threw so hard today even tho my king nikola tried his best....

[thin portal]

gn gn sins

more practice tomorrow

[inland dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-garnett-gif-19832415

CIRCLET DETHRONED

[thin portal]

[runic hinge]

KG my beloved

[inland dirge]

miss him

[runic hinge]

Same

Tatum

[inland dirge]

[runic hinge]

So sad

[buoyant herald]

Yeah that’s brutal

[runic hinge]

Right in his prime too

[inland escarp]

You a masshole? ;o

[runic hinge]

Me? No

[inland escarp]

aw

[runic hinge]

I am in New England tho

[inland escarp]

nice!

haha couple guys at work lost a good bit of money on the first 2 games of the series

[runic hinge]

Yeah my boss did too. He is upset at the Celtics rn and I’m like maybe don’t get emotionally and financially invested at the same time

[golden loom]

I've woken up at 4:30 am my time now to see Nuggets choke away 2 free wins...

[balmy condor]

ipsa do you want to hear a joke

[inland escarp]

Draft kings gave one of them floor seats before, they are obsessed

[golden loom]

PLEASE SEND OKC HOME

[inland dirge]

sure

[runic hinge]

yeah I would love that

[knotty kestrel]

nerds

[balmy condor]

what's green and not heavy

[inland dirge]

glorpfeet

[balmy condor]

light green

[inland dirge]

heyoh

[subtle tundra]

glowstick?

idk man just fucking end me

[balmy condor]

I have

another

[subtle tundra]

as in, kill

[balmy condor]

varas

what is orange

and sounds like a parrot

[inland dirge]

an orange parrot

[subtle tundra]

em

[balmy condor]

:>

a carrot

[subtle tundra]

oh i was thinking

an orange

[balmy condor]

you think too slow

[subtle tundra]

whats green and climbing the wall

[runic hinge]

Ivy

[subtle tundra]

thanks

[balmy condor]

who's ivy

[winged sun]

8m overall before pulling last boss with double shiv ?

7m at end

On +12

[subtle tundra]

ok bud this isnt the channel for assa discussion

[runic hinge]

Bleed runs two shivs my dude

[balmy condor]

zeross what is the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper

[subtle tundra]

both are stained with shit?

oh difference

nvm!

[winged sun]

One of them is being stuck on a wall and the other up someone’s ass

[balmy condor]

not quite

[quasi hill]

Hey guys, I got no on use trinket so far. Would anyone favor signet over hoc for m+ bleed content?

[runic hinge]

Zeross what is the difference between a mouse and a rat

[winged sun]

Same thing

[winged sun]

Its just stealthi lying to us

That rat abd mouse are different

[runic hinge]

Stealthi has never told me a lie

[restive hawk]

do i just buy outlaw weapon or?

[subtle tundra]

one is in the sewer the other is in m+?

[golden loom]

Which dungeon and how much are you paying your teammates to afk??!!

[winged sun]

Chickenbrew

[runic hinge]

Could buy eye for early next tier if you don’t have

[golden loom]

I do like chicken

[winged sun]

We pulled 5-20 mobs on bosses all the time

So

U cant realistically do that dps

On a 12

[red schooner]

Don't let tryan see this

[subtle tundra]

meow meow

[winged sun]

Ngl bleed would go crazy but i like bosses dying fast

[knotty kestrel]

where dinar vendor at

[runic hinge]

Right outside vault place

Bank

Whatever

Just to the right

[knotty kestrel]

oy vey

so many mounts on him thats why I didnt see him

ty

[golden loom]

I mean if you are pulling mobs onto boss in a 12 they die fast to bleed also

Bomba

[winged sun]

Yea

I lost 100 braincells farming 12s

[grand trail]

rookery 12 😄

[winged sun]

Stopped at 680 ilvl

Gonna do more when i wake up

[royal lantern]

?

[royal lantern]

perish

[runic hinge]

Oh no. He’s seen it

[red schooner]

Shit

It's over

[runic hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-die-explode-explosion-cute-gif-27689932

[knotty kestrel]

@thin portal I may be throwing but imma get mister lock n stalk with my dinar

[golden loom]

Wtf!!

[gloomy heart]

what’s better rn 12s or 10s, some people saying both bc 10s have a good affix this week

[buoyant herald]

12s give more crests and you dodge more of the people who don’t belong anywhere near a 10

If you can do 12s you should

[errant hawk]

you earn 20x crest in 12, it’s the best

[gloomy heart]

I only need a few 12s to unlock my myth trinket

[real pike]

just in time for key spam day

what a time to be alive

[knotty kestrel]

garbo trinket

[balmy condor]

no avoidance?

[buoyant herald]

My man just got a dinar in his vault

[lyric gate]

imagine not having that since week 2

[real pike]

wait can you even get that on trinkets

[knotty kestrel]

can you catalyst crafted gear?

[lyric gate]

no

[knotty kestrel]

dang

I wanted to go a season using only crafted gear

[lyric gate]

play path of exile

[knotty kestrel]

I can only play that game on my sofa when it rains

way too cozy for me

any top down game gives me that feeling

[hidden crown]

🥹

[balmy condor]

on anything, yes

[humble verge]

@balmy condor gm ❗

[real pike]

mind actually blown

[humble verge]

time to get dissapointed in vault

[red schooner]

Good luck

[knotty kestrel]

vault was yesterday gamers

[humble verge]

sorry for not being born in a 3rd world country

[odd trout]

When will we get new belt thing did i miss something?

[knotty kestrel]

oof

get well son

[balmy condor]

in like 5 weeks

maybe 6

mid june

[humble verge]

why do they release stuff that like

give buffs

[balmy condor]

the new belt just went onto PTR like last week

[humble verge]

300 years after the tier is basically done

[balmy condor]

idk why people keep thinking it's live now

[runic hinge]

Delve into me buns

For a belt

[balmy condor]

maybe I will

[humble verge]

hm.

[runic hinge]

Buzzer

[knotty kestrel]

I dont like these new versions of borrowed power

[humble verge]

time to spend 3 hours converting my crests

brb

[red schooner]

Ride the bee, be happy

[balmy condor]

yeah but imagine the fomo you would get if you quit the season instead of grinding for a new special limited edition borrowed power that you will need to be competitive at the start of next season

isn't that exciting

better log in for TURBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cause if you don't have item level for next tier, you're bad!

and then you better log in for CORRUPTIONS NEXT WEEK

CAUSE ONLY A LOSER WOULD NOT HAVE HELM ENCHANT

and then in a month you better come back to do some overcooked delves or whatever they're called

[humble verge]

im gonna get the big g mount

and jastor

[balmy condor]

cause if you don't have belt

[humble verge]

and ur mom

[balmy condor]

you're the big shitter!

[knotty kestrel]

I didnt get the ring until this season lmaoo

I had such a late start

but yeah im not getting helm enchant unless blizz decides to be cool and gives us corruption again

[humble verge]

yay

we rich

[real pike]

does dungeon slice sim as if you're in continuous combat for the whole 5 mins (for eye of kezan reasons)?

[golden loom]

Probably not since it has restealths, idk for sure tho

[real pike]

hmmmmm

has to be signet getting trolled right

this is with mastery flask

I still suspect there's some fuckery going on

[balmy condor]

no

it has restealths and shi

[royal lantern]

doing torghast 4x when a new patch launches = forced grinds

shity ilvl event that has everyone run 30+ dungeons again = omg tww is so ALT FRIENDLY and THEY LISTEN

[balmy condor]

this is almost surely cause the pacemaker fucks your signet

that's a crit ring in your slot 1

[royal lantern]

tww is legit speedrunning to become my most hated expac rn

[balmy condor]

for sure just too much crit

[real pike]

even with mastery flask dayum

need to get HoC asap

[kind forge]

Or another ring

[feral mason]

Stop mentioning belt if we dont talk about it they might forget to buff it

very bad rn

[kind forge]

Better give us the belt

[subtle tundra]

so much engagement bait this season

[oak tangle]

!up

[prisma monolith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/316923682607857685/1346745738532491296/New_Project.jpg

[red schooner]

The m+ farm better not get in the way of my Clair Obscur time

[golden loom]

huge vault

[subtle tundra]

🪤

[balmy condor]

make sure to fill your vault, you need the upgrades!

make sure you clear heroic gally every week for your renown or you'll be behind on the renown track!

[golden loom]

3rd socket in a row.....

[mystic crest]

skip vaults play maplestory

[balmy condor]

make sure you log in for the new +6 ilvl and do all your m+

make sure you log in for corruptions again

make sure you log in for your delve belt upgrades

[red schooner]

Shit yeah I need to do this now that we ain't doing reclears

Fuck

[balmy condor]

make sure you log in for your circlet weeklies

make sure you log in and clear the raid on a second character for the fineries for the raid buff that unlocks every 2 weeks

actually insane how much stupid dumb shit this expac throws at us

but because it's once every 6-8 weeks it's okay

like when they released 11.0.7 and timegated the fucking dalaran lore questline until halfway into the patch

like brother what the fuck

what are we doing

[mystic crest]

im doin chaos vellum

[balmy condor]

set a timer for when you're allowed to talk to khadgar bro be so fucking fr

[balmy condor]

based

[oak tangle]

can i just get legion artifact weapons back, fuck this "login -> craft dagger" bullshit

[balmy condor]

I just tried hard lotus on my hero and it was lookin a bit rough

[balmy condor]

make sure you log in to get your spark

[mystic crest]

im stuck at cra

[balmy condor]

are you EU

[astral plover]

What makes shroud give MS?

[mystic crest]

nah im on NA

[balmy condor]

the subtlety talent

[balmy condor]

kronos?

[mystic crest]

ye but im actually oce so i get ping gapped

[subtle tundra]

i guess instead of making new content, they make reasons to replay the current content

which i guess is fine

as long as it doesnt every patch

[balmy condor]

gimme a second to finish my hero's bossing you can tag along on my kain

[modest gale]

why is there a dagger vendor for raid but no vendor for m+ weapons ....

[novel star]

who gaf

xD

theyre all the same

[balmy condor]

well the dinars are cringe like that

cause if you haven't killed mythic rik

you just can't dinar a dagger

so mplussers have no way to get a dagger

[kind forge]

Blp

But not for all

[lyric gate]

ramping

[grim jay]

Well not for those who couldnt have bad luck

Cant have bad luck if you never tried

[modest gale]

i thought i could get a dagger from workshop

guess i was wrong

[kind forge]

I‘d argue mplussers did try their content in most cases

[grim jay]

But wouldnt really trying imply you did what you could?

So that would mean doing rik aswell

[kind forge]

I don’t think so - but what do I know, I’m not in their shoes

[red schooner]

scaling so hard rn

[golden loom]

sheesh delvers bounty tier 11 delve coming in with 27 gilded crests

[red schooner]

Time for 11 delve spam instead of m+ I guess

[grim jay]

Sounds like the way to get gilded fast if you didnt save the lower crests before

[kind forge]

I actually just implied those guys could get rewarded with m+ weapons aswell

[golden loom]

im capped on lower tier crests that I already turned in all season long

[kind forge]

Hence blp not for all

But

[red schooner]

You fucked up, I've hoarded them all

Waiting for this moment

[grim jay]

Same, because I didnt play much either way

[grim jay]

Fuck m+ Andys either way

[red schooner]

Life is good

[grim jay]

Dang, give me some

[golden loom]

wait why the fk are valorstones still capped??????

[royal lantern]

bro i always used them on reset day

[red schooner]

I need them

[red schooner]

Because fuck you that's why

[golden loom]

yea same, just means less m+ before raid since we raid on wednesdays

[kind forge]

I dont know .. let them be

[red schooner]

I have my 500 in the bank at least, I might be good

[kind forge]

But also I don’t care

[grim jay]

Same, its just a bonus, if it helps it helps, if not then you didnt lose anything at all anyways

[grim jay]

Saaame

But it looks like I will be delving on the weekend

[royal lantern]

why delves

[red schooner]

27 gilded for an 11 delve bounty

[golden loom]

with the map

[royal lantern]

isnt getting the map giga rng

[golden loom]

u can buy item fromt he store that gives a 50/50 chance of map

[lyric vale]

2k undercoin u can get item to do some shenanigans

[royal lantern]

bro i used them for cosmetic stuff

[golden loom]

fk forgot that the item has an hour cd!!!!

[errant hawk]

They add the dinars specifically for average (or non-guild players) to allow them to have the best gear, while continuing to handicap these same players and those without a guild

Blizzard are so cringe

[golden loom]

well no it was added as bad luck protection

[novel star]

ah

happens

[royal lantern]

its 2025 and the concept of "if you want a item, you should have dkne the boss atleast once" is cringe

jesus fucking christ

i hate this Community so much

never enough, always want more

[golden loom]

osrs is getting a new boss with some bis gear today, probably 1/1k drop rates per piece

[royal lantern]

like, tell me how many Specs in the game have a difference of more then 1,5-2% MAXIMUM bettwen a heroic and mythic HoC/Jastors

and then look me straight in the face and say how its giga important for your +13 keys

frking loot entilted children, they gave players a finger with weekly vault and easy farmable heroic loot trought m+, and they take the entire Arm and demand full mythic all slots everywhere because they did a couple +12 keys

actual joke

[errant hawk]

we are in the middle of the season, the dinars have always been there to give the players what they cannot get, thats it

[royal lantern]

what are you talking about

we had them 2x in joke meme seasons

is this a joke meme season like SL/DF S4?

(and lets ignore by convinience that they also existed for those seasons because you had only 1 chance at a item every 3 weeks because the raids rotated)

[kind forge]

You could argue season is done

[hollow river]

That might seem weird to someone that’s raiding but I kinda agree

[royal lantern]

HoF is officaly filled for how long?

like 2 weeks? lol

mfs cap at their m+ rating, cant go higher and then say "season over" lmao

[hollow river]

What exactly are most people doing rn?

Raid logging

[red schooner]

I wish

[knotty kestrel]

keys for the dinar

[kind forge]

Dang tryan in a mood today
Didn’t even say that’s my opinion

[balmy condor]

Need to farm infinity valorstones

[knotty kestrel]

blizzard would push civilization by 300 years or so if they uncapped valorstones

uncapped valorstones would without a doubt domino effect to a cure for cancer

[sacred schooner]

yeah if no more crest cap why keep stones on cap still

[royal lantern]

yes, cus im tired of all this "omg they hate the poor m+ guys with their free endless heroic loot and crests and vault slots that make up 80% of used gear by almost everyone so much because i cant get mythic HoC without Killing the boss on mythic once;(((((" bullshit

nothing against you as a Person

unfortunately the guy that was there at that time

[kind forge]

[sacred schooner]

i hate that there is no weapons for m+ players, only trinkets -_- and if you have trinkets already nothing to pick lol

[balmy condor]

Why tf do valorstones exist in the first place

[royal lantern]

make you play more, why else

[kind forge]

Luckily I’m not a poor m+ guy

[royal lantern]

ussules currency that serves no purpose beyond "can run out and then you have to slowly farm it again"

[kind forge]

Saved from your wrath

[balmy condor]

Tryan’s having a worse day than I am

[inner swift]

if the sims says that i get the same value out of a mythic priory or a hc jastor should i go for the jastor?D:

[royal lantern]

4 hours sleep and its hot man

[knotty kestrel]

I got kicked from a 5 :(

[hollow river]

I am

[knotty kestrel]

im rich M+ guy

[balmy condor]

Idk maybe I guess are you gonna get mythic jastor

[kind forge]

It’s not that hot in germany right now

[royal lantern]

it is in my welding hall

[kind forge]

I wish you could buy your m+ weapon then friend

[kind forge]

How do you do welding with your phone in your hand

[red schooner]

Very carefully

[buoyant herald]

dangerously

[earnest remnant]

his feet

[royal lantern]

during the downtimes when stuff cools down

[earnest remnant]

obviously

[sacred schooner]

jastor is better by 0.1% than circlet

[red schooner]

You're free now

[kind forge]

Back to my pit of misery in here #subtlety
Don’t wanna get clubbed by tryan again

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-unwritten_script-gif-20797851

[sacred schooner]

[modest apex]

are two crafted items still part of bis with ascendance dagger and low piece nerubian?

[royal lantern]

yes? why would that change

[modest apex]

idk could change by ilvl jump

[kind forge]

Flee, you fool

[hollow river]

You gonna watch the RWF Yama???

[earnest remnant]

crafted items got increased as well

[white marsh]

anything i missed on that sim? i honestly refuse to believe that 658 cyrce's circlet is just 2,5k worse than 671 Ritual Bone Band or 681 Ring of Earthen Craftsmanship in Patchwerk 1 Boss 5 Minutes no buff sim

[golden loom]

I assume hes gonna be 1 shot

[hollow river]

Seems normal

[subtle tundra]

the dinars havent always been there, they were added in a for fun season once

[lyric gate]

1.7 mill dps

more then me

[hollow river]

Kinda wish I had the stats to do it myself just getting back into the game a bit again

[white marsh]

wtf is going on 5 boss 1 minute no buffs

are we stuck with a 658 ring the whole season? lmao

[golden loom]

I would go kill him but got crests to farm... so tomorrow

[hollow river]

Why are we simming 5 boss 1 minute

[sacred schooner]

haha

use dungeon slice for aoe

[white marsh]

m+ sim since dungeon slice is broken

[subtle tundra]

damn

thats new!

[white marsh]

its broken no?

[red schooner]

No?

[hollow river]

How is it broken

[white marsh]

oh wait i'm in assassination omg xDD

[sacred schooner]

something new

[subtle tundra]

💀

i want my shit tickled

[sacred schooner]

hahaha

[white marsh]

i dont play that spec since i wanna have fun whoops sorry to bother you haha

[oak tangle]

dafuq

[lyric gate]

bully

holy

[earnest remnant]

dslice works for all 3 specs for what its worth

[sacred schooner]

i feel like what was that feeling you know

[modest apex]

yeb but could be a weird case where they arent as good when were high ilvl theoretically

[quartz cloak]

In Evoker Discord they tell to sim 5 boss 1 min for example instead of dslice

[hollow river]

Some classes don’t support dslice

[earnest remnant]

they dont wanna spend the time making it work

it is what it is

[hollow river]

Some classes barely support patchwerk

[quartz cloak]

Didn’t know that

[royal lantern]

i can barely support myself

[plain hawk]

Take trinket or set piece? 🤔

[subtle tundra]

🦅

[royal lantern]

trinket ofc?

und alter, gaming auf deutsch geht garnicht

[subtle tundra]

fuck off

[plain hawk]

hihi

[lyric gate]

ich spiel auf hebräisch

beste

[past marten]

Feuerfeste Glutbienensitzstange

[royal lantern]

Siegelring der Blutwurst

[hollow river]

@midnight mist S'il vous plaît, apprenez à ces noobs comment jouer au jeu

[midnight mist]

non

[rotund oak]

i need to google translate this

hold on

ah cool

[pliant remnant]

oui

[rotund oak]

more like

yavol

[royal lantern]

Si

[subtle tundra]

sidenote: i love that m+ has gotten more toxic with the addition of resilient keys

[balmy condor]

So it’s the community and not the system?

[subtle tundra]

the system made the community worse

you pussy

[lavish wing]

leaving keys without feelin guilt ftw

[subtle tundra]

id hate to pug nowadays tbh

[balmy condor]

I mean that’s impressive in its own way

Only way I could imagine pug m+ getting more toxic is if you had to submit a picture of your hairline when signing up to a group

[subtle tundra]

imagine getting invited to a key and they ask you for gold

[torpid sleet]

GUYS JASTOR DIAMOND WITH MYTHIC RING OR JASTOR WITH CYRCES?

[subtle tundra]

to play the key, not even a boost

[balmy condor]

Sim

[subtle tundra]

DONT FUCKING SCREAM

[lavish wing]

yes

[torpid sleet]

ima real rogue main i cant

you gotta caps lock

[subtle tundra]

blind vanish sap fuck you

[torpid sleet]

😦

[midnight mist]

great change tho, i never used to run my own key cuase you would deplete it into oblivion it was pointless

unfortunate people use it wrongly but

[subtle tundra]

do you type "resi" in group name?

[midnight mist]

no

[subtle tundra]

"tips appreciated"

[lavish wing]

https://tenor.com/view/law-smile-ocd-creep-scold-gif-8128981

[midnight mist]

Xd I don't

I just mean you can push your key back up

Without risking turning it from a 19 to a 10

Which was cringe

Chase if you pug you legit have the same chance of timing a 18 or a 14 so

Everytime your key would go down you would play with even worse players

good change

[subtle tundra]

ok

[feral mason]

The tips appreciated thing is cringe but fine

The people listing a specific price get reported and deservedly so

idek if blizzard still punishes for it but I think the sheer amount of reports brick those idiots anyway

[astral current]

how the fuck am i supposed to farm 480 crests to become a walking monstrosity in raids

[spice surge]

Upgrade your other crests into guilded

And then play m+

[astral current]

i was capped

i've got myself to 674.2 and now there's white noise inside of my head

cuz damn, even without upgrading cape+ring that's still 260 gilded

or 270

'bout to kms

[red schooner]

Just do 14 12s it'll be fine

[astral current]

none of my friends willing to do 12s and im only 2628rio so i think that's gon be hard to get in decent group cuz ppl will see me as shithead

[jaunty sky]

set piece cause u can buy trinket now

on myth track

with coins

[royal surge]

hi im using the hybrid build with 1 shiv and 2 vainsh and thees are my stats, any advice to do more damage in m+ in keys above +12

[jaunty sky]

play the rotation better

[manic quartz]

someone do the meme

[red schooner]

Try bleed build

[astral current]

get yourself some haste bro

[normal mist]

Swap builds

[normal mist]

!hybrid

[prisma monolith]

Bleed vs Hybrid vs Cleave/FI builds
Broad rules and Section in Guide:

1. If you have to ask, you should play bleed
2. If you're not doing +17's or higher (or rookery), you should play bleed

Some general concepts as to why people play different things:

• Ease of play: Bleed build is simply the easiest to play due to subterfuge/no kingsbane/less need for giant prio targets
• Boss damage: The cleave/zeross build is mainly for boss damage. Assa single target in keys is pretty bad, and the bosses would not be possible otherwise
• Specific Dungeons: Rookery as an example is very boss-heavy, especially the last boss, making bleed less ideal.
• Where the damage is: Bleed spreads out its damage and does great overall due to sudden demise and powerful 3-8 target damage. Hybrid is competitve but doesn't pull ahead until bigger AoE. Cleave is for single target damage and insanely large aoe because of how much caustic and crimson tempest carry aoe damage.

[royal lantern]

hey look, you did like 30+ dungeons, they got their playtime 🙂

dont forget to come back when we get the corruption enchants and belt aswell 🙂

[astral current]

i just want "crests" button for myself to never get into m+

[subtle tundra]

horrible visionssss

[jaunty sky]

just trade up crests VERY slowly after every hc clear

[astral current]

everything was traded to the limit

[astral current]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/627537969124999168/637015031917182976/629891213163495434.gif

[jaunty sky]

well

T11 delves

give u like 20 per week

and unlimited runed iirc

[astral current]

hmm

sounds reasonable

thx

[jaunty sky]

or u bite the bullet and do some dungeons

10s are fun if u have some okay players

[tall atlas]

didnt think id be cucked by valorstones tbh

[astral current]

my dh just woke up and instantly invited me in group so seems like im being dragged into some shitfest

xd

[subtle tundra]

delves AARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[jaunty sky]

I'll have to gear a tank for the triple threat title too

[pine ore]

whats 2 bis rings now - jastor mythic + bandit mythic ring or still island ring?

[jaunty sky]

[red schooner]

Depends on what the robot says

[jaunty sky]

and what content u care about i assume

island ring gives a stupid amount of stats

[pine ore]

raid only

[subtle tundra]

wear 684 ring for the stamina

ignore the bot

be ethical

[jaunty sky]

800 crit, vers and haste and 6200 mastery

for me

[subtle tundra]

OK AND?

[jaunty sky]

but no stamina yeah

[knotty kestrel]

my favorite part about DH rerollers is how fast you can find a DH that think theyre special. Wiped at a boss and he said "If we wipe at the boss again, I'm leaving" so I said "Where will we EVER find a demon hunter in TWW S2?"

he then left the party

[jaunty sky]

still 7k stam

[grim jay]

Wear DN

You are a dps player

Not a tank

Smh my head

[chilly sluice]

hey guys, is the "cleave add" sim on raidbots an accurate estimate to sim with?

[lyric gate]

!poisoned knife

[grim jay]

Accurate for what

Its totally unnecessary to sim that for gearing

And sims are for gearing only

[fallen orbit]

Guys is worth going hero jester instead of circlet ?

[grim jay]

Depends on your gear - > sim

[chilly sluice]

well stat weights change from pure single target to fights with cleave

[grim jay]

Stat weights are garbage

And you still dont gear for cleave, with the diff being miniscule

[astral plover]

i hate circlet

low ilvl

[fallen orbit]

Yea tbh I don’t change shit aside from talents when I go raid or m+

I hate it too

[chilly sluice]

then why do people sim 3 target patchwerk

im not talking the sim that returns stat weights

[fallen orbit]

You should sim dungeon slice or patch 1 for st

[grim jay]

2 options, either dented or super-optimizing for a council fight

[grim jay]

(we dont have one to optimize for rn either way)

[viscid spear]

Ever seen a FotM Sin roller this season?

Doing keys on my Druid and I don't get many Rogues in my groups at all.

[red schooner]

It's still weird there aren't more rogues, cos we tend to always have a spec that's pretty good at least

[grim jay]

People still believe that playing rogue is rocket science

[viscid spear]

Yeah but like Popo said I see a lot of DHs

Not so much on Rogue, because a lot of key pushers apparently frown upon two melee