#assassination

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midnight mist
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And I thought Spain were the good guys but apparently they are noob

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Who knew

viscid spear
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Don't believe every statistic.
New Jersey is the #1 state in Education, for instance.

winged sun
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Why am i getting friend requests on discord like

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Cant ppl just dm or what

native turret
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@winged sun do u not like me

winged sun
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Bruh

native turret
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accept my friend request

winged sun
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U didnt even send me a request to begin with

midnight mist
native turret
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(i didnt add him)

grim jay
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Chatgpt told me french people are arrogant, prideful and hate speaking english

midnight mist
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So totally unbiased

winged sun
robust axle
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A friend request is just another form of DM ๐Ÿ™‚

native turret
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true

subtle tundra
native turret
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culturally some people think they should be your friend before they privately message you

viscid spear
grim jay
native turret
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america has won every super bowl ever

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goated

viscid spear
balmy condor
midnight mist
grim jay
native turret
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even if its true

midnight mist
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I like English tho

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Cool language

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Very simple

winged sun
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Not that i care but

native turret
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you're all my friends

viscid spear
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Canadian teams winning the Stanley Cup this millenium omegalul

balmy condor
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just ignore friend request and move on

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it's the move

winged sun
grim jay
balmy condor
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or if you want to bm

native turret
balmy condor
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you just send them this

viscid spear
balmy condor
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and then block

onyx scroll
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Wait you guys get friend requests?

native turret
midnight mist
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I accept friend requests then never answer their messages

viscid spear
onyx scroll
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I just thought you guys were all bots here

midnight mist
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I think that's better

native turret
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this is like the single player mmo on steam with AI npcs

viscid spear
native turret
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none of us are real

balmy condor
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I have one guy in my dms every month or so that just goes "hey whispyr ๐Ÿ™‚"

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"quick question if you have a minute"

native turret
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he obviously has a crush on you

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is he cute

balmy condor
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"could you answer a question I have"

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but he never asks a question

midnight mist
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Hate people like that

balmy condor
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and I've never responded

midnight mist
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I never answer

winged sun
midnight mist
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Haha

balmy condor
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he hasn't gotten the hint yet

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it's been like legit 3 tiers

native turret
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whispyr never ignores my dms

balmy condor
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crazy work

native turret
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feelsgoodman

winged sun
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Thanks whispyr will use that website everytime zac throws a dm

clever sapphire
native turret
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then block them

balmy condor
midnight mist
winged sun
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???

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ZEROSS PLZ 3 OUTLAW

native turret
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zeross x zac love arc

winged sun
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LOGIN OK

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ZEROSS

viscid spear
winged sun
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OUTLAW

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SIN BAD

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PLS CHANGE UR GEAR

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HASTE VERS

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CUZ OUTLAW NOW GOOD

clever sapphire
winged sun
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Thats you zac

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All weel

winged sun
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Week

midnight mist
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I have never dmed you that on discord ever tho

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So

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Checkmate bozo

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Owned

balmy condor
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and I'm like

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??????

midnight mist
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Were you?

native turret
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did you tell him of course?

balmy condor
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surely there are discords and communities for your niche mobile game

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am I in there?

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no?

balmy condor
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then I guess not?

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like even 50 active player games got a fucking discord

winged sun
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Dude

viscid spear
grim jay
winged sun
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The people i hate the most are the ones that offer pfp art omegalul

balmy condor
native turret
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can someone make me a sick pfp art for free

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nvm i got the best one already checkmate

red schooner
viscid spear
winged sun
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My guy dmโ€™s me to make some art for me and i respond no i dont need and then proceeds to convince me and i said no i use tom and jerry pfp, and then says ok but can i make u a tom and jerry pfp art omegalul OMEGAKEKW omegalul

native turret
grim jay
viscid spear
red schooner
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Guy just wants to see the world and you're gatekeeping him

native turret
worthy rose
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@balmy condor I am sad I have to use haste mastery of piece gloves

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Just coz theyr 678

viscid spear
worthy rose
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Can based whispy bless my gloves for good luck

red schooner
winged sun
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@clever sapphire are u the guy who made murlock io, if yes i hate you im getting 1000 dmโ€™s every 1 second about my stats like cant ppl sim or what

clever sapphire
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nah im not, im too lazy for that

native turret
midnight mist
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Fuck you murlock

native turret
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but i just wanted to see his profile

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now i have to dm him??

viscid spear
golden loom
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all my homies hate the murlock coastrunners!

clever sapphire
red schooner
native turret
worthy rose
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Why do you have so much vers

native turret
clever sapphire
viscid spear
worthy rose
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I was memeing ๐Ÿ˜‚

winged sun
native turret
worthy rose
winged sun
golden loom
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I just crafted a vers mastery neck cause it simmed better than crit mastery and haste mastery in 5 min patchwerk ๐Ÿ™‚

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stats are stats

balmy condor
grim jay
winged sun
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Stats dont matter

balmy condor
viscid spear
subtle tundra
brazen sluice
buoyant herald
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I ran a stat weights for lols just before and all 4 were within 0.8 dps per point and all
Were above agi

balmy condor
subtle tundra
native turret
clever sapphire
viscid spear
grim jay
native turret
golden loom
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yes

balmy condor
winged sun
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Actually i like ur idea

balmy condor
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haven't played in like 2 years

viscid spear
balmy condor
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the new ones whatever the fuck

winged sun
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Next time i play wow iโ€™ll logout with no offhand equipped and let mulrok io assume that wearing 1 weapon is bis because im doing it

golden loom
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I got injured in todays game so now I am on a world of warcraft rogue discord looking for tips and tricks

winged sun
native turret
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@winged sun u should just troll and put on all cloth gear warband

golden loom
balmy condor
subtle tundra
balmy condor
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he did not play a single outlaw key

ashen totem
subtle tundra
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fucking yanks

winged sun
clever sapphire
subtle tundra
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if you have multiple rogues geared for splits, get like top 50 io on all and influence murlok stats

viscid spear
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HE'S GOT A BOW IN HIS MAIN HAND?

clever sapphire
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me casually stealing all the bows for transmog in the guild because i highroll on them for some reason

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even though we have 3 bm hunters

native turret
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or you take a shitty myth trinket from vault because it was the best piece and every outlaw rogue in america wants a remnant of darkness

viscid spear
native turret
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when hunter beats you on transmog for tiny pal smh

viscid spear
grim jay
native turret
viscid spear
native turret
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fuck

viscid spear
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Kinda burnt out this season

native turret
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i just got

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40% more of mugzee and gally to go

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then am done

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then to ALTS

viscid spear
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I mean I could push higher keys or pug Mythic UM but meh

balmy condor
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ran out of pve to speed farm

native turret
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or guildless

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pls apply to my guild so i can take some nights off only rogue

viscid spear
grim jay
balmy condor
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๐Ÿฅ€

grim jay
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My giants b12 team runs it in 21s

native turret
balmy condor
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my 15mil rift beasts man

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I was top 100 world on ice beast for a while

fierce oracle
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Does either spatter or fatal intent double dip with chaos brand?

balmy condor
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both I think

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but who gives a shit about fatal intent

native turret
grim jay
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Or even clearing it at all to begin with

fierce oracle
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I was just curious, obvi you would just want the debuff anyway

balmy condor
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miserable

grim jay
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Like every mobile game

grim jay
balmy condor
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celia still sucks

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strip into sleep is great until you realize it's a double res check

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and you're getting fucked either way

hidden bay
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Go and chat in off-topic

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Disgusting

balmy condor
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how bout you meet me at saw-con

native turret
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we had some good discussion this morning

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what's saw-con

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(hit me with it)

hidden bay
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Dudeโ€ฆ

stuck ether
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Is it best to max the CP with supercharged CP present, or use the finisher and the SC CP as the filler for missing CP?

balmy condor
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ignore supercharger cp

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just finish 5 like normal

nova aspen
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garf_sit saw-con deez nuts

native turret
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got'em

grim jay
balmy condor
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WOAH

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that's hate speech

hidden bay
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Itโ€™s okay to be jelly

balmy condor
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frogs are sick

grim jay
native turret
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i love the frog

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frog legs are good too

grim jay
balmy condor
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no

runic basin
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!wa

prisma monolithBOT
grim jay
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Oh wait it was a toad

native turret
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its probably a horny toad

grim jay
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Nvm

nova aspen
balmy condor
royal lantern
normal mist
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I prefer the lvl13 one

native turret
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@grim jay check dm

runic basin
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if you killed my bandit, you will buy HoC with dinar or? Signet sims higher in some cases

balmy condor
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my spotify dj just said "here's some songs that will have you up on your feet unless you're driving a car"

native turret
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mythic house is 7kish over signet for me, not worth, im getting myth seaforium

balmy condor
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thanks spotify dj

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?????

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what is bro saying

native turret
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hes saying

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dont stand up if ur driving

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cuz thats dangerous

balmy condor
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thank you spotify DJ

grim jay
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Eatin good ass

balmy condor
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you know what device I'm playing music on though

native turret
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yeah thats weird

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it should know if you're on phone or pc, but i guess if you're on phone you could also be connected to a car stereo

balmy condor
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they couldn't even make the chatbot look at the device and see it's a desktop pc

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whack

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ai is the future btw

native turret
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spotify dj is not true ai

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he fake

red schooner
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Spotify DJ goes, "here's some hip-hop you've been into lately", me who's never listened to hip-hop on Spotify in my life

grim jay
red schooner
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Why do you lie DJ

native turret
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here's some hip hop you'll enjoy, starts playing slam metal

red schooner
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But nah, it plays hiphop

grim jay
viscid spear
balmy condor
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"i got some stuff you've been into lately, starting artist I have never heard of in my life"

native turret
grim jay
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Thats quite old

balmy condor
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yek

viscid spear
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And not consistently

native turret
viscid spear
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90% of my WoW time is Rogue

red schooner
native turret
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those breakdowns are filthy

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like the art

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lmfao

undone flame
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that was also sweden (says google) the guy claims he saw it in denmark but i can fine no proof of it so im stil gonna blam sweden for it xD

red schooner
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I'd listen to it now but I'm stuck having to watch some work related nonsense

grim jay
red schooner
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I just wanna music man

native turret
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no problem let me know whne you check it out

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when*

balmy condor
viscid spear
native turret
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when you started void elf and didnt have to race change on mug'zee pepe_nice

rotund oak
red schooner
rotund oak
viscid spear
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We know what you are

native turret
viscid spear
native turret
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its embryectomy

balmy condor
viscid spear
red schooner
native turret
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that one i sent you is just like an intro

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but it slaps

red schooner
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Also it's fine I've got band shirts I'm legit scared to wear out in public

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This ain't that bad

balmy condor
viscid spear
red schooner
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A grindcore band a saw a few months back has a song called "Chris Benoit's family values"

native turret
red schooner
viscid spear
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They go so hard but I'm insanely limited in where I can wear them

red schooner
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Cos they're a small band so throw some money their way

native turret
red schooner
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That's never getting worn kekdog

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...the band also sold branded buttplugs as merch

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Fun guys

balmy condor
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I'm not grundge enough to get it

subtle tundra
loud hawk
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whats the ideal Stats %

subtle tundra
viscid spear
native turret
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i want 17 billion stats

balmy condor
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more than 0 less than 100

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!stats

prisma monolithBOT
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There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.

  • Signet of the Priory will require you have Mastery as your highest RATING (the actual number, not the %). Having Crit and Mastery close to one another will cause procs from Flask or Seaforium Pacemaker to cause your Signet to give you Crit. This is generally worse and will cause Signet to sim poorly.
  • Compared to each other, Deathstalker wants more Mastery/Haste than Fatebound, and Fatebound wants more Crit than Deathstalker
  • Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results
balmy condor
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^^^^^^^

loud hawk
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ty

red schooner
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Grindcore vengaboys goes hard

normal mist
native turret
red schooner
viscid spear
balmy condor
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I'm lost

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since when do they do that

native turret
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prolly not a ton of corpse fans, but uh the bass line in hammer smashed face is ๐Ÿ”ฅ

normal mist
balmy condor
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but it says that they're reading

viscid spear
normal mist
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SEE THE VIDEO

balmy condor
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how did they get a book

normal mist
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AAAAAAHHHHHH

balmy condor
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wow players don't have books

feral mason
normal mist
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I do

balmy condor
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royal I don't understand

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do you have a guide on this meme

normal mist
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I'm reading a trilogy

balmy condor
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nvm guide too long

feral mason
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check the pins to understand the meme

balmy condor
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I'm just copying meme

viscid spear
balmy condor
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and sending to friend

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guaranteed big laughs per second?

feral mason
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Im trying to read foundation rn

viscid spear
balmy condor
viscid spear
red schooner
red schooner
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Pure happy power metal

native turret
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if you guys want a good metal album

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please listen to In Flame's Colony

viscid spear
red schooner
native turret
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i saw dark tranquility live with devil wears prada, killswitch engage, and some other band in like 07

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in nashville

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that concert was so good

viscid spear
red schooner
red schooner
native turret
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kids were booing dark tranquility, kinda infuriating

viscid spear
native turret
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stupid ass kids had no idea we wouldnt of had any of these bands without them

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im getting fuckin old

normal mist
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Your name almost resembles one of my most beloved bands

native turret
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kamelot

normal mist
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Yep!

native turret
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yep we was talkin bout them earlier ๐Ÿ˜„

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my dk's name is Mezzanine as well, grabbed that puppy on vinyl a few weeks ago

sharp crow
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hey guys i play bleedbuild for m+ and wanted to ask, do i spread manualy Rupture outside my indiscriminate Carnage?

native turret
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unrelated ofc

normal mist
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Didn't notice XD
I know nothing about new kamelot because I'm stuck with up to 2014/2015 kamelot

native turret
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i try to listen to new stuff but sometimes im stuck in the past

normal mist
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Right?

native turret
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most newer stuff i listen to isnt metal or heavy

normal mist
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Having karma on repeat

native turret
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silverstein? kekw

sharp crow
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12+

normal mist
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Or ... What's the name... Simphony1-3 on repeat

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Can't recall the name

native turret
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i went to a silverstein show a couple years ago, and they played their entire first album and greatest hits, and i was standing in the same spot for like 3 hours and i wanted to die the next day ngl

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thats how i knew i was getting old

clever sapphire
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since bleed build is heavy on bleeds i would assume so yes, i would atleast rupture up to max scent stacks and the important mobs

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after that try sniping a few smallies for some energy

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(if you need any that is)

sharp crow
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so rupture to 5 targets thx mate

indigo sphinx
native turret
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demise maxxing

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the only dopamine i need from wow is seeing targets at 15% health explode

royal lantern
nova aspen
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when the tank says " woah, was that demise?"

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im like Chadge

native turret
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dude what happened to sullyman

real pike
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yo did seaforium get a nerf or eye of kezan get a buff or something? they used to sim equal on 5 min but now...

native turret
viscid spear
grim jay
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Just a wild guess

real pike
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I mean it was a while ago they simmed equal

bitter horizon
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guys reroll to mag'har orc for insane dps or stay nelf for cute tmog

real pike
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I'm a smoothbrain so maybe

nova aspen
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"insane dps" "+10k"

bitter horizon
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+100 mil dps

grim jay
grim jay
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Not 6 iirc

balmy condor
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Less crit more mast

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Should be aight

royal lantern
native turret
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let me sim heroic eye am curious now

real pike
grim jay
real pike
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maybe I should sim with seaforium equipped, but eye is more relevant for raiding

normal mist
royal lantern
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eh, eye "loses" value every week

real pike
native turret
spice spire
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Isnโ€™t that within margin

real pike
native turret
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yeah, i wouldnt use eye

grim jay
native turret
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im grabbing mythic seaforium fron vendor unless its in this week's vault

balmy condor
grim jay
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Ew Whispyr faster

digital pollen
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are we refreshing bleeds before dm runs out?

spice spire
balmy condor
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The duplicated stuff goes away when dm finishes

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Would be entirely pointless

grim jay
real pike
digital pollen
normal mist
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I can still hear the intro

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Before the drums

spice spire
real pike
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so in theory if I sim again it might look better if the flask is 'luckier'

native turret
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in theory, stats dont matter garf_sit

viscid spear
real pike
native turret
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percentages

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disgusting

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also i have 350k dps on you

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get good

real pike
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sorry yeah but it's the same as the last one

native turret
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jk

real pike
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you must have had good vault luck with mythic trinkets aha

native turret
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i got super lucky this season

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only 2 weeks didnt get myth upgrade and got like 5 items in myth raid

grim jay
native turret
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my only heroic piece is seaforium rn

real pike
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All of my items are 675/678 except trinkies

native turret
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same

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well not same

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i still need to upgrade bracers and back

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to full

real pike
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then how do you have 350k extra

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hmmmmmmmm

native turret
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u wanna see my gear?

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๐Ÿ™‚

real pike
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only if that's a euphamism

onyx bluff
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hey peeps. short question. what do we sim ? patchwerk x targets or dungeon slice for m+ ?

real pike
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dun slice

onyx bluff
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tyvm ๐Ÿ™‚ take care!

real pike
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my brother in christ that is 35k dps not 350

red schooner
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Sir that isn't 350k

native turret
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lmao

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i put an extra 0

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๐Ÿฅฒ

red schooner
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And now we have you tagged as a liar and a fraud

grim jay
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Dw barely anyone in here can read

native turret
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OOF

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true

red schooner
native turret
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wait til tuesady when i get 7 more upgrades and mythic seaforium

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i will be 50k higher

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then its joever for u

grim jay
real pike
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the terrible maths all makes sense now

native turret
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i didnt do any math

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i dont ever do math thats why i have the sim

grim jay
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Terrible Vision might be a result of doing meth

native turret
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true

grim jay
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Not trying to scare you

native turret
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also i have been up for

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over 24 hours

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i need to sleep

real pike
# real pike

so I've run this sim 4 times and got the same result every time, is there some logic to flask RNG in the way it runs?

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like worst possible outcome or something

native turret
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maybe whispyr knows if theres a special option to pick what alchemical gives you

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like a footer or something

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stupid question

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could you just sim a different flask to see if thats why it recommends that trinket?

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instead of simming the "correct" one

grim jay
pure moth
grim jay
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Thats why the result is the same

native turret
pure moth
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awesome

native turret
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i dont know if you're being sarcastic or wholesome

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ill assume wholesome

pure moth
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oh absolutely

native turret
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โค๏ธ

spice spire
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Could be both

grim jay
pure moth
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nahh its too early to be sarcastic

spice spire
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Kriz known troll SUSSY

pure moth
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nahh

native turret
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i will only need to run about 40 dungeons tuesday

real pike
native turret
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thankfully guild is taking that day off

real pike
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I actually hate the massive powerspike next week and also the grind required

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it's going to trivialise the rest of the raid

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I am not here for it

native turret
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yeah its kinda crazy

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if we dont slam mugzee's ass wednesday night

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we absolutely just suck

grim jay
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I actually need to find time to grind

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Thats the worst part

real pike
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we are also on mugzee

native turret
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did yall hit 40% yet

real pike
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and it also means no decent parses unless you fully nolife it

native turret
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i think parses will be ass, every power% we get , parsing gets harder

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every nerf as well

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but we will see

real pike
royal lantern
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you didnt kill the boss and care about parses

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bro

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lol

native turret
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thats not bad

royal lantern
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get a grip

native turret
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wat

real pike
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I'll enjoy the game how I damn well please kekw

native turret
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I enjoy seeing good numbers rather or not I kill the boss, I mean ultimately I don't care and just want boss dead

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but want to know I did well is cool

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we had 2 nights on mugzee so far, we're getting through 2nd prisons pretty clean now

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fun boss tbh

real pike
native turret
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especially as assassination

real pike
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I like to kill a boss and go straight to wclogs and see how I did

native turret
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same, i mean everyone does that

real pike
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so dunno what Tyran is on about omegalul

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I enjoyed OAB but I'm enjoying Muggy even more tbh

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I also enjoyed sprocket

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hated Rik and Stix

native turret
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oab is apparently impossible to parse on now after latest nerfs

clever sapphire
real pike
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stuck with my 85 forever sadge

native turret
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sprocket is not fun

#

its not even cool

#

stix is cool, i mean annoying but cool

clever sapphire
#

(i still didnt kill the boss, we are like 70 pulls in)

real pike
clever sapphire
#

im a sucker for cleave fights, where cleave actually matters and its not 4 bosses on 2 spots and unless you are a boomie or sp you will cry

royal lantern
native turret
#

what are you on about? we're not world 200

#

most normal players check their parse, people who arent doing it for a job

#

why are you gatekeeping parsing garf_sit

#

if you're on mugzee this late in the tier, you dont private shit

real pike
#

bros just rocking an egoboner kekw

clever sapphire
#

i still dont get private logging

#

unless you are echo or liquid, what does it matter

native turret
lavish wing
hearty reef
#

do i need to ping zeross to understand why his build thats supposed to squeeze as much as boss dmg possible is still taking sanguine blades?

royal lantern
#

aoe still exists

native turret
#

i assume the easiest answer is the ST you could theoretically grab from dropping that isnt worth the aoe you lose, but yeah. ask him

royal lantern
balmy condor
#

Itโ€™s either that or imp gar

hidden bay
#

i got it guys

#

blessed vault

solar wyvern
#

And sanguine is doing a lot more than imp gar

hidden bay
native turret
#

sigil!!!

#

big

hearty reef
#

gz on sigil bro

hidden bay
#

i still have hero neck

#

i wanted rik neck so bad wagmi

midnight mist
#

@winged sun hi king, i was wondering why you were taking sanguine blades, i tought you wanted as much boss damage as possible?

native turret
#

rik neck so good for haste

solar wyvern
#

Lowkey the dfc neck is kinda lit

royal lantern
native turret
#

who is parse jerking?

hidden bay
#

gonna grab the crit/vers neck and start playing +20 keys

solar wyvern
#

Atta boy

native turret
#

we want to see how we did on a boss after we kill it makes us parse jerkers? keep your logs private, we don't give a fuck peeposhrug

midnight mist
#

I have a theory about people that says they "don't care about parse cause it's meme"

jolly heath
#

and what is that

native turret
#

after I specifically mentioned it gets harder to parse every week after the constant buffs/nerfs, like we didnt know that was a thing

midnight mist
native turret
#

what is he enlightening us about

midnight mist
#

Are you one of them

hidden bay
#

all the log talks but no single wcl profile linked

#

you can do better guys

solar wyvern
#

Idc about parse i simply parse 100 effortlessly tyty (i would never lie)

hearty reef
#

unsure if greyparsers care about parses

native turret
#

I said I like to parse, not that I parsed well garf_sit

indigo sphinx
midnight mist
winged sun
#

It does good aoe

hearty reef
#

i will not spell out lout that it was a joke

winged sun
#

I tried all talent comboโ€™s zac

midnight mist
#

ah thanks ross

#

tyty

winged sun
#

Atleast from my perspective this is the best one

midnight mist
#

ye make sense

#

ty

winged sun
#

Np

midnight mist
#

will use for my future keys

#

(I was using a second point in AOE blind instead rn)

real pike
#

And also see my green stix parse

hidden bay
#

who cares, stix out of all-star ranking anyway

#

worst rng boss ever

golden loom
#

I think zac is doing a bit of trolling

restive falcon
#

for mythic mugsee should we not run artieral pres cause dont get really any value and go TTB?

winged sun
#

Brb food

nova aspen
#

zac is always trolling

#

its on his resume

real pike
#

fill your boots

turbid wraith
#

house of cards or signet asking for a friend

nova aspen
#

yes

balmy condor
#

Equal trinkets

spring briar
#

how much minutes did u take on patchwerk sim? i saw some people, who take 4-9 minutes

real pike
feral mason
#

Depends on the content youโ€™re simming for but anything 3 or above is fine

balmy condor
#

Can do like 7 for end bosses on mythic otherwise 5 is normal yeh

real pike
spring briar
#

okay, thanks guys <3

hidden bay
#

dw, will go lower than 80 once you kill next 2

nova aspen
#

just envenom more

feral mason
#

I parsed 100 on a key one time, instantly got a presidential honor and seventeen hot dudes in my dms

balmy condor
#

Herp is inflating assa parses and leaving the rest of us cursed with purples

hidden bay
#

na, i suck garf_sit

real pike
golden loom
#

I didnt think this could change but my cauldron 100 is now a 99 :/

nova aspen
#

i play for envenom uptime even tho its wrong

#

and i still got a 99 on carnage

real pike
#

ye I still clip envenom in pandemic like it's 2024

nova aspen
#

it just feels better to me

#

than letting it fall off

#

idk why

real pike
#

fully agree

balmy condor
real pike
#

I like the minigame

#

and I hate being energy starved

golden loom
balmy condor
#

Dunno

golden loom
#

the log people hate me!

hidden bay
#

locked in those 2 100s quick

#

๐Ÿ˜‚

real pike
#

question does the 'rank' column on the main profile page show live rank or what it was when it locked in

golden loom
#

live

real pike
#

wish it showed when locked

real pike
hidden bay
#

that was my rik kill, there were no other kills before logged as assa

brave stump
hidden bay
#

CT rik

real pike
#

lmao

#

I tried running CT on Stix, just couldn't get it to work

#

I'm choosing to blame guildies being bad at rolling hyenas than my own ability at the game

golden loom
#

we hate stix

real pike
#

this is why I don't post logs omegalul actual gamers come in with their pinks and make me feel bad

spice surge
#

Its all about perspective

red schooner
#

I'm chilling with my purple mythic logs and feeling alright

#

Could they be better? Probably

royal lantern
red schooner
#

Did I do good? Also yes

hidden bay
nova aspen
red schooner
#

I'll happily admit I ain't the best player though

solar wyvern
#

Bad tier from me, too many adds not enough pad smhmyhead

#

Ignore my phone percentage i am griefing

golden loom
#

another player griefed by stix!

#

he must be stopped

solar wyvern
#

Bro i had not even looked at that boss

#

I was out for prog

#

And they're like on reclear

#

Yo char you're in now (i was not in originally) like 30 seconds before we pull as I'm hearthing out

keen spruce
real pike
royal lantern
solar wyvern
#

Literally

golden loom
#

I had a crazy pull on pull before kill, then I got first ball which just fucks you

#

then 2nd kill I died garf_sit

solar wyvern
#

I just grabbed my scrap dude

#

And hit boss with big ball

royal lantern
#

checkmate

nova aspen
#

cat already knew he was gonna lose he saw that many moves ahead

#

big brain

warm lantern
nova aspen
#

be the first sin to kill it

solar wyvern
#

Rupture add, continue to spatter off boss

nova aspen
#

ez 100

spice surge
#

Dont forgot to swap to castic spatter after killing sprocket

solar wyvern
#

Who me? Couldn't be!

spice surge
#

Couldnt be me either

nova aspen
solar wyvern
#

More like, don't forget to switch to IB on sprocket ongod

turbid wraith
#

Are we supposed to just run out of energy consistently or am I stupid

#

single target

solar wyvern
#

In m+ st? Yes. In raid? Yes but less often

turbid wraith
#

okay I see

prisma monolithBOT
#

Running out of energy in single target is completely normal, intended design of Assassination. As a burst spec our damage is mainly loaded into Deathmark/Shiv and massive Envenoms through stacking multiple nature damage buffs such as Lingering Darkness, Shiv, Darkest Night, Amplifying Poison, and more. This comes with the natural downside of our damage suffering outside of these windows, in part due to the designed lack of energy slowing us down.

Because of this, there is only one minor (0.3%) min-max with energy, which is pooling 3-4 seconds into an upcoming Kingsbane. Ideally this would put you at around 50-60% energy before you enter your Kingsbane, which is more than enough energy alongside thistle tea. Outside of that, spam Envenom and just accept that you will run out of energy. There is nothing you can do to not run out of energy. Playing around Envenom uptime also is not relevant anymore, as Twist the knife allows for two stacks at a time, which reduces wasted uptime dramatically. Without twist the knife, wasting uptime is unavoidable.

turbid wraith
#

Ive been outlaw pilled for 2 months

nova aspen
#

it took me weeks to get used to the difference of law vs sin apm

#

after 2 seasons of law in DF

solar wyvern
#

Last season i would play outlaw with phys comp friends and every time the first key was a disaster

nova aspen
#

sin is watching energy bar waiting to gcd and with outlaw its like u dont even have energy

solar wyvern
#

The mental swap is so difficult

#

I just started hitting dummies before a key to make my fingers move faster

#

And then I'd go assa again, and I'd mis manage my energy

peak lake
tepid breach
#

Never got a fcking luck, and when i have i can't decide cause there is too many options jesus
Should i go pacemaker mythic or jastor heroic, HoC seem lower now so zzz

drifting cloud
golden loom
#

ofc u take pacemaker in 99/100 situations

tepid breach
#

Yeah but jastor is 2% up

#

For me atleast

nova aspen
#

buy jastor next week

#

or pacemaker next week

golden loom
#

can u link sim so I can see ur gear ๐Ÿ™‚

tepid breach
#

Oh it's already next week?

golden loom
#

yeah next week is dinar

spice surge
shy axle
#

do some use ttb over ap in the cleave raid spec too or only for the pure st build on sprocket? i guess ttb is better (because of numbers ofc) because more mut/ambush with vv can be used and thats just more gain than that little extra % during shiv on gar/rupt and the other bleeds ?

spice surge
#

Just me casually playing without a hero talent for fun

inland dirge
nova aspen
#

before ambush

#

instantly tank damage

spice surge
spice surge
#

Technically you could ttb on sprocket but i cant be arsed

nova aspen
#

wonder what they could add or change to the tree

#

to make it so u can always get mark

#

if u fail to ambush

spice surge
#

Tons of stuff, but clearly they dont want to put effort into fixing it right now so its shrugeg

nova aspen
#

if u dont open quick enough something could pop u out of stealth

#

that shouldnt be a thing

#

i mean to lose mark because of it

spice surge
#

Atleast assa's spec tree is really good. Only issue really is systemic failure and the iron wire/intent node which should probably be baseline or higher up so you always get it

golden loom
#

Could just add ironwire to improved garrote

nova aspen
#

yeah a nerfed ironwire + baseline would be goated

#

like cut the silence time in half

#

but u get it for free

#

or remove the DR

wanton spear
#

idk why they don't just make it so if you don't have an active deathstalkers mark, your next max point envenom applies one

hidden bay
#

@inland dirge you had dagger in your vault?

rotund oak
keen spruce
rare hazel
#

On OAB, do I wanna play with:
Kezan (hero) + signet (hero) or Pacemaker (hero) + signet (hero)?

Sim says kezan + signet but most logs are with pacemaker, am I missing something?

nova aspen
#

thats because most people don't have kezan

peak lake
#

Kezan on last 3

#

Ur doing 5 or 6 on oab

#

Anyway you can sim 6mn for oab 7 for mug and 9 for galli

undone flame
#

!shiv

prisma monolithBOT
#

Shiv/Tea Macro
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:

/cast Shiv 
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null

Assassination uses no other macro aside from standard Deathmark+Potion+Racial+Trinket

#

Shiv/Tea Macro
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:

/cast Shiv 
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null

Assassination uses no other macro aside from standard Deathmark+Potion+Racial+Trinket

winged sun
#

3 seconds cd on deathmark 2.09m dps

#

no bl no adds

#

pure st

bronze pike
feral mason
#

outlaw would do 2.10 there

bronze pike
#

Lost to monk

#

And baer doing 700k

winged sun
#

i want to see ur bleed build do 2m with deathmark rdy

#

no lust

feral mason
#

i want to see u zeross gladge

winged sun
civic lynx
#

Guys at what point can we swap cyrcle for a seasonal ring?

undone flame
#

!wa

prisma monolithBOT
fast phoenix
#

Any advice for mythic rik? Feels so awkward and RNG at times

wintry trout
errant heath
#

When you macro shiv and tea; does it feel like the tea goes out before the shiv?

fast phoenix
wintry trout
#

ah thats what you mean

fast phoenix
#

Yeah the fightโ€ฆ haha

#

Plenty in here have been thru kills was curious if thereโ€™s any niche advice

wintry trout
#

fair , personally dont have any advice for that , hopefully someone else will garf

proud pelican
#

Iโ€™ve been delaying my deathmark for a few seconds so my 2nd shiv on my KB hits all the close barrels

#

Itโ€™s kinda metal

#

Other than that just hit boss fuck them barrels fr fr

coral ibex
#

!rik

prisma monolithBOT
#

Rik Reverb Barrels (and similar spread cleave in raid)

  • Not your problem.
  • Assassination is the worst target swapping spec in the game, and we have no tools available to deal with the situation of priority spread cleave. Caustic can reach sometimes but similar to fire mage, the boss needs to be on top of the adds, causing caustic to often be out of range.
  • If you're truly hellbent on swapping to barrels, hold your nearest darkest night and just slam a darkest night envenom into them and pray. If you're quick enough you can also pool combo points/energy and cast a rupture on a barrel to try and caustic off of them. This still will not do good barrel damage, again, the spec is doomed for it
  • Another possible option would be talenting into Crimson Tempest by untalenting Bone Spike and Doomblade. This CAN TECHNICALLY provide a bit of barrel damage, but the spawns need to be immaculate and any difficult spawns will just result in no barrel damage again.
    With all that, the best advice we have for swapping barrels:
  • Swap to Subtletly.
winged sun
#

not bad or? 1.53 fight

swift bluff
#

And this is what build?

gusty mirage
#

Hybrid probably

#

Cause kingsbane

cosmic robin
#

non-garotte build prob

gusty mirage
swift bluff
#

I am just perma stuck at like 1.5 on bosses.

#

Like simple single target in M+

nova aspen
#

playing dashing in 12s is unethical zeross

red schooner
#

First socket of the season, you hate to see it

strange tundra
#

is it worth changing to kb build for +15s

gusty mirage
#

Zeross out here doing make a wish +12s out of boredom

#

Other two DPS have their monitors off

nova aspen
#

or is just crest farming xdd

winged sun
#

3rd boss

gusty mirage
#

The man is a menace, no way he has available crests to farm

midnight mist
#

2.4 2.4 !

winged sun
#

zac

#

can u do 2.4

#

?

#

dont think so

gusty mirage
#

Oh shit shots fired

winged sun
#

1.5 min fight too

#

deathmark almost rdy

#

can u

#

?

gusty mirage
#

Well Zac?

strange tundra
#

@winged sun should i change to that build for 15s

midnight mist
#

LFR kill timer

nova aspen
#

outlaw can dps corpses

winged sun
#

its rly hard to play

strange tundra
midnight mist
#

Wtf is this buddy

winged sun
#

go do that in a +12 then

midnight mist
#

Why you doing 12s

winged sun
#

outlaw noob

midnight mist
#

I can't I'm not a burst spec ?

strange tundra
#

can u link the tree

winged sun
#

hes calling

#

1.5 min

midnight mist
#

Bro sent a 1 min kill timer

winged sun
#

a burst

#

for sin

midnight mist
winged sun
#

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

#

I CANT

nova aspen
#

here we go again classic

winged sun
#

+12s are the only key levels

#

where i dont press feint on cd

#

so i do infinite dps

midnight mist
strange tundra
#

so anything below and above 12 u press it

midnight mist
#

Buddy killing lfr bosses surprised a burst spec does more damage Clueless

red schooner
lime musk
#

Hi guys, which mythic fights this tier does assassi do well at?

strange tundra
red schooner
midnight mist
#

Gallywaxer

strange tundra
winged sun
#

@midnight mist

#

7 sec left on deathmark

#

and ur calling it

red schooner
winged sun
#

burst

#

spec

#

lol

#

2.2m

#

outlaw copium guys

strange tundra
midnight mist
#

Getting pi ed on cd sending me LFR bosses kill I can't

nova aspen
midnight mist
#

This is probably pi + lust even

strange tundra
#

he is bursting for 1.5m straight makes sense its a burst spec

midnight mist
winged sun
#

deathmark ready no pi no lust

#

?

#

zac

#

?

#

waiting for reply

midnight mist
#

5 raid buff lfr timer

#

Bro in a raid for himself

gusty mirage
#

Mfer said PI when there ainโ€™t a priest there

midnight mist
#

Outlaw would do 10 mil dps here

winged sun
#

2 min isnt

#

lfr timer

gusty mirage