assassination

[subtle tundra]

youre probably playing wrong

ngl

if i had to guess youre not playing caustic

correctly

so then the build that relies on caustic dmg does way worse

and the build where caustic does less dmg, will then do more

[grand trail]

!tea

[prisma monolith]

Shiv/Tea Macro
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:

/cast Shiv 
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null

[fallow notch]

Thats it for sure! Im not getting punished as hard by swapping to the non spatter target

[rotund oak]

why would u swap though,u are a sin rogue

just sayin

[fallow notch]

So Rotation with hybrid build should be, spread Bleed to every mob. Find your spatter target and go Gain

[rotund oak]

spatter spatters

[pastel cradle]

so for Stix(heroic) should I just use the single target w/ cleave build?

[spice surge]

Theres practically no difference between bleed and hybrid, in like any aspects

[warm vortex]

Overtimed a motherlode by like 10 seconds because tyhe healer is a fucking moron

[spice surge]

Prio damage is similar, aoe is similar, ST is similar

[humble verge]

finally decided to fix my bags

[fallow notch]

Because im applying ruptures and garrotes to non bleeding characters. I should't?

[rotund oak]

bleed for me feels like it pipes down a bit compared to hybrid after vanish

one has KB the other doesnt

[runic hinge]

Not to every mob

[humble verge]

the standard rule is, 5 targets is enough to dot - but i usually try to dot all of them with rupture atleast if i can

since youre already maxed on SoB

[nova kelp]

This is how whispyr ends up cracking. Every time I come in here in the morning there's another bleed v hybrid conversation. I've never seen so much contention over something that is like so similar.

Like... This isn't apples or oranges. It's red apple vs orange apple

[humble verge]

after 5

[runic hinge]

5 ruptures and then you can spread imp garrote as a builder til ic runs out

[humble verge]

i havent tried the bleed build yet

can anyone post logs/details?

[rotund oak]

its fun

[subtle tundra]

read deathstalker mark

you want to hit same target anyways

youre losing a LOT

[pine cave]

!plater

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[rotund oak]

a LOT is an understatement

u practically play without ur tree

if u dont utilize the mark

[cloud basin]

so are we goin heavy aoe on Stix or just cleavin?

[humble verge]

just cleave with CS tbh

[lunar pond]

What if it is like red apple vs. green apple? Like, I do like green Jolly Ranchers, but I couldn't see myself eating Granny Smith apples on the regular

[gritty laurel]

people do be opinionated on their apple varieties

[warm vortex]

Fuck ret

[brave comet]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/1ZxXNMwrBfAmL64Q?fight=2&type=summary&source=96 a 7 key

[humble verge]

was hoping for like a 10 atleast :(

but still gucci, ill look

[brave comet]

i prob can find something i dont do many of those since my wife is a casual

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/KanbDJYjCApPBq2d?fight=7&type=damage-done

11

[midnight mist]

@balmy condor does sin cleave on bandit trough walls

[humble verge]

you mean on mugzee?

and yes

i believe so

[midnight mist]

ye mugzee mb

[humble verge]

yea you can CS and fok cleave

[nova kelp]

If does yeah

[midnight mist]

wtf why

[humble verge]

cause they are close enough

[midnight mist]

I dont think bf goes trough

[nova kelp]

I'm not sure fok does

[humble verge]

L

it does

[haughty flicker]

they tried to make most things not work

[humble verge]

fok is like

[red schooner]

you can't swing your blades through a wall

[humble verge]

10 yards

[haughty flicker]

caustic was forgotten for some reason

[humble verge]

CS is 10 yards

[nova kelp]

Pretty sure fok doesnt

[red schooner]

you can throw poison over a wall

logic

[nova kelp]

But spatter does

[brave comet]

i'm pretty sure fok does

[coral ibex]

i got literally 0 cleave on mugzee yesterday

with good positioning

[haughty flicker]

i havent tested fok but i doubt it does

[coral ibex]

no fok no spatter

[nova kelp]

If fok did then shuriken would bit it doesnt

[humble verge]

idk, my mugzee log says otherwise

[haughty flicker]

huge

[humble verge]

so you can CP stack with fok

tho i dont see it worth it at all

[haughty flicker]

yeah its still not worth anyway with vv

[coral ibex]

maybe the goons were just too far from the boss

i got 3 hits of fok in the entire pull

and 0 spatter

[humble verge]

idk

i ran this without VV

but i think this was last weeks kill

maybe

[nova kelp]

Fok hits the goons in the prisons? Why? Bf and storm don't?

[grand trail]

This tea situation really tilts me as ass

[brave comet]

idk it just does

[grand trail]

out of tea 24/7

[red schooner]

just gotta learn to accept you're gonna be tealess

[humble verge]

idk

L bozo stuff

shuriken should hit tho

[nova kelp]

I mean yeah it's kinda whatever. Spatter does and spatter wrecks

[humble verge]

if youre hugging the wall

both FoK and SS are 10y

[nova kelp]

So it doesn't really matter

[runic hinge]

Unbind it and forget it exists

[grand trail]

notlikethia

[nova kelp]

Tea situation?

Auto tea?

[red schooner]

being out of tea

[brave comet]

auto tea sucks balls

[nova kelp]

Oh lol

[red schooner]

tbf i still don't like auto tea even though i know it doesn't matter

[brave comet]

i wish theres a way to turn it off

[coral ibex]

tea situation is crazy

[nova kelp]

It should be a choice node imo

But whatever

[red schooner]

like, sure, it makes no difference, but also, LET ME CHOOSE WHEN I ACTIVATE IT ANYHOW YOU FUCKS

[nova kelp]

Tea is what tea is

It's not that bad

[grand trail]

tilt is when you active tea with feint

[brave comet]

imagine accidentally drinking tea irl

[nova kelp]

Just a "but why?" Change

[grand trail]

that really hurts me

[coral ibex]

the only time i ever notice my energy is on bosses in m+ and that is literally not our job to be good at

[lofty dawn]

my sims says i should remove cyrce's circlet, but i see many use it. what should i do?

[red schooner]

when you send into the last mob on a m+ pack and tea procs right before the mob dies

[nova kelp]

Omg the pixels

[brave comet]

are you using the correct gems

[nova kelp]

Hahahahahaha activate tea with feint

[nova kelp]

Your feint is based on your mastery y'know

[spice surge]

Ye that is not the correct gems

[haughty flicker]

sometimes when im waiting for people to stop dicking around and pull the boss i like to press random buttons

[spice surge]

The thunderlord one is kinda mid

[haughty flicker]

and ive ended up spamming fok until it procs tea just before pull

[humble verge]

39k mastery

[spice spire]

It has to be really fucking close to work

[brave comet]

dont use thunderlord

[spice spire]

But yes

[grim jay]

Also ring ilvl is a thing

[lofty dawn]

658

[grand trail]

how many targets for FOK with VV?

[lofty dawn]

imma change thunderlord into stormbringer

[haughty flicker]

like 5 or some shit

[spice spire]

Ye

[grand trail]

cool

[dusk fox]

on dmg breakdown what should be top dealer usually be?

[humble verge]

well

[haughty flicker]

ct and spatter are normally 1 and 2

[humble verge]

hybrid should be CS

crimson for bleed i guess?

[dusk fox]

this was my first key as assassin s2, i know s1 caustic was top

[coral ibex]

34% uptime on ct is quite low

[humble verge]

show talents

[red schooner]

you running bleed or hybrid there?

[coral ibex]

should be above 65%

if running bleed build

if this is hybrid something went very very wrong

[dusk fox]

hybrid lol

[red schooner]

yeah if you're hybrid, spatter is normally top for me

[humble verge]

youre probably changing your main target way too much

resetting CS all the time

[nova kelp]

It's just to many globals on bleeds early on and changing target too much

[dusk fox]

yeah probably, def did that

[nova kelp]

Causes your spatter to drop

[red schooner]

find biggest dude, hit biggest dude

life is simple

[dusk fox]

simple enough

[nova kelp]

Then the windwalker eats the big dude

And you get sad

[red schooner]

i swear people know exactly when i pop deathmark/kb and then decide 'now i must delete this mob'

[nova kelp]

100%

100% true

[red schooner]

they can be doing 0 damage all dungeon

but for that brief window

they wake up

[nova kelp]

Every damn time

[coral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/cloudy-with-a-chance-of-meatballs-offercial-earl-gif-25906274

the uhdk waking up to fuck your prio target up

[nova kelp]

I think people all get weak auras for it. But the algorithm doesn't show it to us

[red schooner]

imagine if darkest night let us swap deathmark/kingsbane

[coral ibex]

imagine if our cds weren't target based

[red schooner]

it'd probably be busted to shit but i'd be happier when my cds get deleted

[nova kelp]

Imagine if deathstalkers mark wasn't just kinda aids

[dreamy rover]

darkest night literally does that what

[red schooner]

It swaps deathstalkers mark

It doesn't swap deathmark or kingsbane

[dreamy rover]

Oh my bad

I deathmark and deathstalker's mark is literally the same in my brain

[red schooner]

No worries!

[thorn thorn]

Oh boy are we back to auto tea malding

[red schooner]

listen, i can both accept that it doesn't change anything and still not like it, okay

[thorn thorn]

In this world there are 3 people

Auto tea malders, those that make fun of auto tea malders, and those that make fun of both

[plain spruce]

!vanish

[prisma monolith]

Vanish->Ambush during cooldowns with Darkest Night up has two main benefits:

• Getting more mark uptime by reapplying when it's down
• Consuming Darkest Night then puts you from 3 stacks of the mark down to 2 since the mark is already applied

As of September 13th with the Echoing Reprimand Fix, that second part is broken. Blizzard inadvertantly added a bug where you cannot consume mark stacks while darkest night is active. This will hopefully get resolved quickly as it is quite impactful. Until that time, you might want to consider taking improved garrote in your single target build (instead of 1 point of vicious venoms, or instead of improved poison). You do not have to do this, and if you would like to continue to play without improved garrote, you would simply hold onto your vanish in case you drop the mark. Once the bug is fixed you would go back to vanish->ambush.

[brave comet]

thats why i never use DM until the boss

[red schooner]

this is a bad plan don't do this

i just stare at the cooldowns of the other dps and wait for them to pop

WHO'S GONNA BLINK FIRST, COS IT AIN'T GONNA BE ME

[lofty dawn]

is it better to use many different gems if i use culminating blasphemite? when i sim it i only want to use 1 gem, but i look at others and they are using different

[nova kelp]

People holding cds is an understandable reactive method. But like you're better off actually using your cds as often as possible without fucking yourself over.

[red schooner]

i mean, i know its not optimal, but i'm also not a big key pusher and 10s just kinda fall over now so... i'll accept a little bit of unoptimised gameplay so I can feel a bit better

[brave comet]

10s literally just fall over

[thorn thorn]

@fallow canopy

[brave comet]

its like doings 7s in S1

[nova kelp]

We don't get the option of being like a ret pally going full send 24/7 but we shouldn't be sitting on a 2 min cd for 7 minutes.

[red schooner]

yeah, when we're at 670+ ilvl it'll feel like a 2

[stark halo]

what is the Best Trinket combo, have all on Heroic. Mechano-Core, Junkmaetro's, Seaforium for M+ and Mythic Raiding

[red schooner]

I'm just not a big m+ enjoyer so I just go for what nets me the result I want with the least stress

So 10s it is

[nova kelp]

But 10s won't get you the mount!

I need my 1000th mount dammit!

[red schooner]

I may try for the mount when I'm max ilvl and 13s feel like a cakewalk

but I still don't enjoy m+

[wind totem]

13s are already a cake walk

[red schooner]

No clue, never tried one. Highest key at the moment for me is a 12 that I got tricked into doing

'Oh hey wanna do a quick 10' 'Sure' - MOTHERFUCKERS

[fallow canopy]

[nova kelp]

I do understand. After having stix balls roll over your head for a few hours doing a 10 for relaxation time without being pointless is good

Some peeps don't wanna sweat ALL the time

Most even

[red schooner]

sometimes you just wanna vibe, do some easy content

I'll sweat in raid, outside of raid, vibing.

[nova kelp]

That was the issue with df S1 keys

ZERO downtime

Shit was wild

[coral ibex]

anyone know what the loss is on this happening

asking for a friend who macros house to dm

[nova kelp]

If card drops before the last tick it would be huge

The last tick is the only reason to press kb

[dreamy rover]

for M+ what sims best will probably be mechano core with seaforium

but you should definitely sim it

and if you want to drop one of those for a on-use like the junkmaestro

you should drop seaforium, mechano-core is very solid and procs much more

[nova kelp]

Ehhhhhh pacemaker is VERY good

[dreamy rover]

mech core better

[nova kelp]

Probably depends more on your base crit

[dreamy rover]

yhea exactly

[haughty flicker]

when i brought it up with whippy before he said it wasnt very important

keep in mind this is nerfed kb so it doesnt stack nearly as high, and reaches max quicker

[nova kelp]

Ah yeah

Dude the kb change is poo

[haughty flicker]

although just pressing hoc after dm isnt exactly a hard thing to do so i think just do it anyway

not like we have anything else to focus on doing

[nova kelp]

Man I could drop some hot takes on this lol

But I'll summon whispyr by accident and make him mad

[dreamy rover]

just macro it

wdym

what'

[haughty flicker]

did you read anything that was just said

[dreamy rover]

no

[haughty flicker]

based

[nova kelp]

Based

Lol

[dreamy rover]

Lmao my bad

but why not macro it?

[nova kelp]

The length of the cards buff makes it very hard for it to still be present at the last tick of kb

If you macro it to DM that is

[plain spruce]

when i use deathmark do I have to use garrote/rup after to duplicate it or is it retroactive

[nova kelp]

In a world where kb actually matters that would suck

Fortunately we got given tomany external buffs fed to us at the start of df s3

So nothing matters any more

[dreamy rover]

really?

i dont seem to be running into that problem

probably doing the opener/burst wrong though

[nova kelp]

You probably are if you macro it to dm

[dreamy rover]

[nova kelp]

You just probably don't notice

[dreamy rover]

i cant see how, I press DM > KB

DM duration 16s

KB duration 14s

HoC duration 15s

[haughty flicker]

dm>shiv>kb

[dreamy rover]

the math is perfect

[dreamy rover]

generally playing M+ though, dont have lightweight shiv

[haughty flicker]

oh yeah in that case it doesnt even happen

[dreamy rover]

In this situation it works out perfectly for me

[nova kelp]

I'd be pretty amazed if you'd never been pinged by it

Either that or you play like a robot

[dreamy rover]

yhea for sure have lost a tick here and there

but i dont really care enough lol

ill keep an eye out for it now tbh

if it bothers me ill just press another button a bit delayed

[haughty flicker]

its definitely not worth caring about

only reason i ever noticed is because someone else brought it up a few days ago

[nova kelp]

Well yeah that was the point of bel correcting my initial thought

[dreamy rover]

like bel said, we dont really have much to press so shouldn't be overwhelming

[nova kelp]

It's probably not worth losing sleep over

[haughty flicker]

one day kingsbane will do damage again surely

[nova kelp]

Well... I think he was saying that referring to NOT macroing it

But yeah

Either way

[dreamy rover]

exaclty

ill think about not macroing it if it bothers me too much lol

my bad, sometimes just cant express myself correctly

[nova kelp]

Not your fault. Context in font is not languages forte

[runic hinge]

People hated that too

[haughty flicker]

yeah i was kind of one of them

[spice cedar]

Need help with a vault choice. Sims are telling me to take highlighted back, but do i really pass the Hero Amp??? https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/f2hE9sQMe32ZiNZZeLkdRu

[haughty flicker]

but i think we mightve gone too far in the other direction

it wasnt healthy being kingsbane the spec but neither is being envenom the spec

[red schooner]

have you tried simming them both upgraded to max ilvl?

[dreamy rover]

If I were you, for sure mechano-core

but idk

[nova kelp]

Bro we be envenom bots hard now

[dreamy rover]

I love envenom though

[red schooner]

wait you linked the sim, ignore me

i'm half asleep

[dreamy rover]

makes a cool sound and hits hard

[nova kelp]

Remember when we used to have dots?

Gods they did damage

My arms were long. My dots were dotty

My poison bomb was a poison fat boy

[spice cedar]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/sgEd71pWnArd8RwhZR9v7x

[dreamy rover]

@spice cedar its much much easier to farm a hero cape from whatever M+ dungeon than a hero track delve trinket that is BIS and you have 2 chances per week of getting

So I'd go with mechano-core no doubts

[spice cedar]

thats what i was thinking....

[red schooner]

how is a 665 mechanocore simming as a loss against a 658 mechanocore, or am i being blind?

i'm probably being blind

[spice cedar]

wait i gooed

*goofed, im runnngin it again

[dreamy rover]

its going into slot 1

[spice cedar]

yea

[dreamy rover]

and simming 2 mechano cores w/o hoc

[nova kelp]

On closer inspection. I don't think your display pic is a goat

[red schooner]

okay i thought so but also, sleepy as fuck and the brain doesn't work well with no sleep

[dreamy rover]

raidbots is very smart sometimes

crazy

[spice cedar]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/4kBrEkjbfdnb7WkiMnsUfb

[austere flame]

whats the breakpoint for mastery?

[red schooner]

thats how discombobulated i am

[dreamy rover]

yhea mechano core

fuck it

[gritty laurel]

!stats

[prisma monolith]

There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.

• Fatebound will generally want more crit than Deathstalker due to Deal Fate
• Deathstalker prefers more Mastery/Haste due to Darkest Night guaranteeing a crit
• Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results

[dreamy rover]

2k diff not worth to grab that cloak

[amber brook]

Death mark and kb doesn't snapshot dmg right?

[spice cedar]

Done thanks guys!

[dreamy rover]

Np Eliei, GZ on insane trinket

[haughty flicker]

correct snapshots are not a thing for us

[nova kelp]

The breakpoint is when your Sims tell you to get something else

[red schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-evil-austin-powers-mike-myers-gif-18108751379994545095

[amber brook]

Correct snapshots?

[haughty flicker]

correct comma snapshots are not a thing for us

[amber brook]

Ah, only for bleeds like CT right?

[haughty flicker]

no

there are no snapshots

[red schooner]

we don't snapshot

that's just for the cats

[nova kelp]

We don't get no snapshots

[dreamy rover]

isnt snapshot REMOVED ?

even for cats

[red schooner]

the cats snapshot

[haughty flicker]

afaik the only thing that snapshots in this entire game anymore is feral rake

[red schooner]

nah cats 100% snapshot

[dreamy rover]

oh i wasnt aware

[thorn thorn]

Snapshotting is a thing of the past, its a spec feature of Feral

[red schooner]

all their dots

rake, rip, thrash

all snapshot

[amber brook]

Oh i thought snapshot meant like if you ct 5 targets and 1 die the CT would still have that 100 amp

[dreamy rover]

bring back snapshotting!

[nova kelp]

Nah

[thorn thorn]

Feral would probably collapse if it lost snapshotting

[nova kelp]

Snapshotting was kinda giga cringe

[red schooner]

snapshotting on my feral alt is fun, i like it, fun

[nova kelp]

Huge skill expression but wildly abusive

[runic hinge]

Ct snapshots number of targets for bonus damage but it’s not worth thinking about it

[red schooner]

also i apparently have a type of character, i play rogue and feral

i am a simple man and i know my lane

[haughty flicker]

[nova kelp]

So you play hairless rogue and long haired rogue

[red schooner]

ye pretty much

its all i know at this point

i'm in too deep

and need to get out

[thorn thorn]

Has energy? Uses generators? Yep, you should play Windwalker

[red schooner]

i like applying dots

i'd probably like aff lock

[nova kelp]

We doesn't bleed tho yeah

[dreamy rover]

no stealt no play

[thorn thorn]

Just kill them

No one will notice if there is no one to notice

[nova kelp]

Surprise buttsecks classes>non surprise buttsecks classes

[amber brook]

How often do you see feral in groups?

[dreamy rover]

i love aff lock, currently unplayable in M+ because of high vile taint CD and because of that you end up having to manually re-apply agony on all targets

[haughty flicker]

ive yet to be in a group with a feral this season

[dreamy rover]

literal dog shit

[red schooner]

barely ever

[amber brook]

I can't ever seem to beat them in raids

[runic hinge]

Okay okay I’ll alt feral again

[dreamy rover]

yhea extremely rare

[red schooner]

i may give it a shot anyhow, i want to try a ranged class for a bit

however my inability to stand still between gcds will probably ruin it for me

[amber brook]

Adhd team

[red schooner]

fuck cauldron by the way. i have a need to spam adadad between every hit

have to flex on those twats 30 yards away who are stuck still

[dreamy rover]

its very very strong in all contents

but currently that flaw makes in hard for me to play it

but its pumping hard in M+ and raids

[dreamy rover]

literally me

going from a rogue to warlock with 0 mobility is cooked

[unkempt lantern]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[dense cove]

on mythic carnage do you have to position a certain way for caustic?

[brave comet]

strange to sim mechanocore in slot 1 vs House rather than simming it vs the mechano core youre using

[sharp moss]

so better to run hero pacemaker or hero magnet?

[static glacier]

pacemaker imo

[nova kelp]

Spatter cleave is based on the mob. Not you

[sharp moss]

ok im running that right now with hero signet

[toxic burrow]

Sad since we can't use Caustic in my group for the gaols on HMugzee. Group wants to pull him away every time.

[uneven plume]

we full sending ST into reverb?

no spatter?

[nova kelp]

If there is a second target that might get spattered at all. Then always spatter

[uneven plume]

wowhead needs some updating then

[nova kelp]

If there's more the more spatter

[uneven plume]

whens next tuning? this upcoming reset?

[static glacier]

tuning has just been

[uneven plume]

yah no shot they keep this till 11.5-11.7

[static glacier]

unless you mean raid tuning which is constantly happening

[uneven plume]

class tuning

[distant plinth]

Fire mage is the play, if you dont jump during combust its dps loss

[static glacier]

there will probably be another pass or two over the next month I'd imagine if things settle into a bad state

[uneven plume]

yah thats what im thinking

[static glacier]

what seems really imbalanced to you atm?

I'd say class balance isn't too bad

[uneven plume]

just think some rdps needs some tuning down (fire)

just a cringe anti melee raid i guess

maybe thats the issue for me

we'll see

[nova kelp]

Dude right now we're lucky to see A patch note

[haughty flicker]

we'd be lucky to not see a patch note

[runic hinge]

They’re gonna nerf outlaw

[haughty flicker]

they're 100% going to nerf outlaw

[nova kelp]

I wouldn't be surprised if they dont

[runic hinge]

Brace the servers

[haughty flicker]

and once the top end gets nerfed a bit more we'll be in a good spot

[umbral citrus]

I mean, sproc is kinda ok for melee, u don't have to deal with drills

[nova kelp]

Were more ignored ATM than enh was

Since our rework we've had nearly uninterrupted radio silence

It is what it is

[umbral citrus]

I miss sepsis, not the spell but the concept

[gentle pilot]

guys i have ask orc best race for rogue ?

[viscid spear]

Play what you want

As long as it isn't Outlaw

[umbral citrus]

Why not outlaw?

[gentle pilot]

I playing assassin

[distant plinth]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[distant plinth]

But yes orc is the highest sim i think

[strange sleet]

I think it's magar orc

[distant plinth]

Maghar/orc yea

1k dps diff

For me atleast

[strange sleet]

they were close when I did it too

magar was better in aoe, but very close in ST

[royal lantern]

1k sim dmg in a game where we do 2,1million sim dps btw

[cloud basin]

oh, are we taking tiny toxic blade now?

[livid plume]

Hey, I have some questions. I was playing mainly sub this season but since assa got buff, i want to play assa. So i saw that CS and Mastery are my primary stats and since i have mast and vers gems i simmed to see if i need to switch to cs and mast gems. Raidbots says that my equipped gear is top gear rn which i think its weird. Should I switch to cs and mast gems or listen to raidbots?

[distant plinth]

Hahahaha teapp

[balmy condor]

always raidbots

[cloud basin]

i mean your gems should be fine tbh, especially if you are planning on swapping back and forth

[balmy condor]

also get a second socket on your neck

[shell crater]

How do you guys handle the adds on gallywix? I barely do any damage to them before they die lol

[livid plume]

okayyy

thanks !!!!

[cloud basin]

Spatter

[shell crater]

Ah, so just keep mincing boss

gotcha

[balmy condor]

welcome to assa rogue

we like mincing boss

[royal lantern]

have teammates that dont kill them in 4seconds

[shell crater]

🤣

[royal lantern]

aka "it will only get worse"

heroic gally will be a internal bleeding angle in 2 weeks, ngl

[cloud basin]

gonna get told to swap to the crabs on stix tonight and ima just throw a rupture and maybe an envenom and call it a day lol

[strong wing]

!sheet

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[azure crane]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[amber brook]

Is cloak able to prevent mug zee freeze if used 1 second before?

[hidden bay]

nope

[viscid spear]

Speaking of Mug, doing HC prog right now

Trying to slide between gaols and boss without anyone noticing

We're getting to last phase pretty consistently but people either hug bombs as they spawn or panic with some other mechanic

[severe meadow]

Richard goes down and he drops the dagger

[autumn frost]

For deathstalker's mark, wh en we shiv with charged combo points

do we finish on 2

or 5

if it's not the guarenteed crit

[spice surge]

No change

[runic hinge]

5+

[autumn frost]

I don't understand why we wouldn't try to get the guarenteed crit done.

back sooner

it still consumes if we do a charged 2 combo point

[spice surge]

Yes, but its not worth

[autumn frost]

also can you finish on 6 combo points for deathstalkers or do you do 7 when charged

i feel like i sometimes finish on 6 because shiv is expiring

[runic hinge]

what if it takes you 4 mutilates to get 7 combo points and you have 4+ seconds of no mark on your target, losing hunt them down damage and singular focus

[iron vapor]

I would rather go on 6 with shiv active than 7 without

but then I'm never dropping another mutilate when I'm on 6, waste of combo points

maybe MAYBE if garotte is going to expire I'll bump it to 7 before hitting the envenom

[sudden brook]

Does pandemic actually matter

it feels with how drool this spec is

my ruptures end up at 8

and i have to reapply at like, 3 seconds

[spice surge]

As long as you dont drop its completely fine

[runic hinge]

I think you more or less just don’t want them to drop

[sudden brook]

yeah thats what I thought

[spice surge]

Spec is so simple people have to make it complicated by imagining that things matter

[thorn thorn]

[sudden brook]

Bro I'm like

Trying to find mitua where it exists

but it exists nowhere

[thorn thorn]

Can we pin this

[balmy condor]

okay but if I'm at 3 seconds on rupture and I have a darkest night and 6cp and it's lingering darkness and I have vicious talented and clear the witnesses do I fok -> envenom or mut -> rupture bro I need to know

[past bobcat]

all of the above

[balmy condor]

if I'm 6'0 stand on my money now I'm 6'0

[sudden brook]

What about if its reset day

[runic hinge]

Sim your gv for the answer

[iron vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-spongebob-squarepants-wow-mindblown-gif-13169052

[balmy condor]

yeah that's true, now that I think about it like rik barrel damage I think I'm going to step to one and then hit it with a big mutilate for that fat damage and it'll save the wipe

[gusty mirage]

just use a bazooka

it can't explode if you explode it first

[balmy condor]

fellas what's the best way to lose all my boss damage and still do no barrel damage

[dapper cradle]

play sin

[gusty mirage]

crab build

you can paypal me for the coaching later

[dapper cradle]

crab build in raid would go crazy

[balmy condor]

also I refuse to play sub for it and if I get benched I will literally scream

[sudden brook]

dude

Lowkey

[dapper cradle]

just play regular ST build with 2 maces

[sudden brook]

Mugzee might be a double sin fight

if u have to savants

in guild

[balmy condor]

sin savants

mut mut env

[drifting cloud]

hes off cd for barrels

[sudden brook]

im so fr

[balmy condor]

wait 3 seconds

mut mut env

wait 3 second

mut mut env

[past bobcat]

Sin destroys mugzee lmao

[spice surge]

But guy the public logs on mugzee show assa and sub doing roughly the same damage sub 40%

How is assa op

[balmy condor]

this cannot be real

assa is a full 17% ahead of sub in execute range

what

[viscid spear]

[drifting cloud]

I think Eleem forgot to put it on boss dmg

[spice surge]

Yes and no, i didnt forget

[fallow canopy]

Hes just spreading propaganda

[spice surge]

I purposefully left out that part

[drifting cloud]

[gusty mirage]

hi eleem

[balmy condor]

[spice surge]

See how it doesnt say same boss dps

[drifting cloud]

my bad

[spice surge]

Hello

[dapper cradle]

eleem is spouting some legalese!!!

[gusty mirage]

just because yall can't read doesn't make it legalese

[viscid spear]

Legalese, what do your Elven eyes see?

[spice surge]

Oxi will we kill bandit this week

[sudden brook]

Yeah the WCL statistics page said they are both the same on that fight

[gusty mirage]

I believe

[fallow canopy]

legalese? from which country is that?

[gusty mirage]

the fraternity of self-hatred

[drifting cloud]

yes

[spice surge]

[spice surge]

[fallow canopy]

[gusty mirage]

do I return to CE raiding eleem

[fallow canopy]

our guild prob starting bandit prog this week or the next with 0 ww and shadow priests

future looks promising

[spice surge]

Idk if midtier is the play, maybe if next tier looks cool

[drifting cloud]

lmao goodluck, pray it gets nerfed next reset

[gusty mirage]

it's been almost an entire year since I've progged any boss when it was hard

surely that won't count against me

[spice surge]

[thorn thorn]

[nova kelp]

I don't know how you continue playing without prog raiding.

[balmy condor]

@gusty mirage what are your thoughts on this image

[spice surge]

My guild is currently in the "sweetspot" where we get to progress the fights when theyre hard and then they get nerfed and we instakill them

[drifting cloud]

average NA internet

[gusty mirage]

by playing 2 weeks every tier and never logging in again lmao

[nova kelp]

If I'm not ce'ing I get bored and stop logging in

[gusty mirage]

did you fuck someone's mom or dad at comcast

what's going on man

[viscid spear]

FYI I didn't get in gaols and tunneled the entire fight

[fallow canopy]

[balmy condor]

Bro at this point I wish I could just to make them feel bad

[gusty mirage]

also it makes me think sad thoughts, because I have xfinity at my house

[thorn thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-diesofcringe-worldofwarcraft-wow-diesofcringa-gif-27522541

[gusty mirage]

I lost my fiber

[nova kelp]

What did you do? Did Zac curse you with baguette connection?

[spice surge]

[balmy condor]

I made the mistake of living in an area where they haven’t updated the node in 300 years

My internet is brought to me via horse and carriage

[thorn thorn]

Just move

[gusty mirage]

this is a lie

[spice surge]

I dont have fiber either because the boomers responsible for the condo-type apartment i live in voted against it

[gusty mirage]

I moved and got worse internet

[thorn thorn]

Chose the wrong area

[gusty mirage]

fuck

[balmy condor]

Move again

[gusty mirage]

you're right

I CAN'T AFFORD TO LIVE LIKE THIS

[nova kelp]

I have 5g. I got it installed with my covid vaccine

[gusty mirage]

I wish I could do 5g at home

I'd take that all day over Xfinity

[spice surge]

Amish internet

[balmy condor]

I didn’t get the 5G vaccine I got the one that makes you sad

[thorn thorn]

Are they not the same

[nova kelp]

Hahahahaha Amish internet

[gusty mirage]

growing up in the United States?

[sudden brook]

@spice surge

[balmy condor]

3 pigeons died bringing me that emote I hope you’re happy with what you’ve done

[sudden brook]

go Looka t the public log rogues

Theres 2 subs now on mugzee

Go look at p2 damage

[gusty mirage]

yeah eleem go look at them

[sudden brook]

of the sin

vs the sub

[gusty mirage]

right now

[thorn thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-milk-chocolate-milk-jug-chocolate-milk-gallon-chocolate-milk-cut-in-half-gif-25063151

[sudden brook]

and then also go look at boss damage

[spice surge]

Ye i know

[thorn thorn]

Have a carriage load of papers to see this gif

[balmy condor]

@spice surge get out of bed and go look at log

[spice surge]

Im not in bed

[balmy condor]

Chocolate milk the long way

[gusty mirage]

okay then get in whispyr's bed?

[nova kelp]

And bring chocolate milk the long way

[balmy condor]

Can’t, I rubber band on my way

[sudden brook]

My bad I'm never asking eleem for anything ever again

[spice surge]

Im a demon, i just made some steamed fish with ginger, chili and lime at 3 am

[gusty mirage]

he's swedish, I'm pretty sure their dial-up is better than your broadband

he'll compensate for your rubber banding

[spice surge]

#assassination message
But ye thats my point with this post above

[gusty mirage]

where pictures?

[spice surge]

The damage is the same, if you close your eyes and dont press boss damage

[balmy condor]

That’s not impressive, the latent magnetic force of earths core transmits more data than my broadband

[gusty mirage]

https://imgur.com/1nUZrGo

[thorn thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-core-gif-5957878309421902420

[sudden brook]

Its so crazy how shit subs p2 damage is tho lol

[marble hemlock]

psure a carrier pidgeon has more bandwidth than your upload

[drifting cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-explosion-gif-7138394752046712707

[balmy condor]

50 kilobytes a second yeah I think it would be a heavy letter but I believe in that pigeon

[gusty mirage]

speaking of demons

[balmy condor]

Gesundheit

[gusty mirage]

seli go to sleep

[gusty mirage]

sorry had a stroke mid typing

happens in old age

stay woke buck-o

[nova kelp]

He can't sleep. He's eating fish

[gusty mirage]

@marble hemlock why are you eating eleem's fish

[past bobcat]

bro on logs sub and sin is same p2 damage

[balmy condor]

Did I tell you the story of my old brewmaster monk in my guild during bfa Oxi

Bro is an insano dyslexic fuck

[gusty mirage]

was that the guy who healed in prismatic?

[balmy condor]

Passed the bar exam

And he has one of the most crazy names I’ve ever seen

[gusty mirage]

Richard Bernstein on the Michigan Supreme Court is blind

[balmy condor]

His middle name is Danger

[gusty mirage]

and that mfer passed

[spice surge]

@sudden brook Its so over for you, this is gonna be the response everytime you say sin is better than sub

[balmy condor]

No joke

[nova kelp]

Didn't Ben Shapiro pass the bar exam? Can't be that hard.

[gusty mirage]

holy fuck I'm stupid, I read that as dan-gir

[past bobcat]

im just meming

boss damage 😄

[balmy condor]

And you passed the bar exam

[spice surge]

Ye i know, but others arent going to be

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-interview-close-call-barely-yeah-gif-5236051

[balmy condor]

Okay but eleem, rik barrels?

[spice surge]

Bro i stopped overhinking shit to delay my cds for barrels this week

[balmy condor]

This spec is literally unplayable wdym

[spice surge]

Still got a good log overall and stomped boss dps

[thorn thorn]

No meme, how do you stream with that net

[spice surge]

[thorn thorn]

Do you mobile hotspot or something

[balmy condor]

I don’t

[spice surge]

Thinking bad, just press buttons

[balmy condor]

That’s kinda the whole problem isn’t it

[hollow stream]

So picked up a Mega magnet tonite....so, we dont want to macro it into other abilities like deathmark etc, we actually sit on it and use it AFTER deathmark ends when we proc lingering darkness ??

[balmy condor]

My guild is raiding rn and I’m sitting here shitposting about rik barrels on repeat like a broken record

[nova kelp]

Rik barrels are annoying. You gotta like target switch vanish ambush. Bleed up...

Actually I don't do any of that at all. I just complain when people don't kill them.

[balmy condor]

You think my internet lets me raid if I’m doing this?

[balmy condor]

Yes

[drifting cloud]

in 2 weeks you can think again when youre killing him before the intermission

[balmy condor]

You hold it towards the end of lingering darkness

[thorn thorn]

Benched due to tech problems

Unlucky

[sudden brook]

p2 boss damage

Wrong reply

IM MID MYUGZEE PULL

[gusty mirage]

make the ww monks do it tbh

[sudden brook]

IM LIKE HALF READING

[gusty mirage]

brilliant idea

[spice surge]

Jokes on you, were probably extending

[balmy condor]

I played CT just for the fucking meme of it cause first pull I lagged so hard I couldn’t get my mark on the boss

[marble hemlock]

i feel persecuted

[balmy condor]

And we had god spawns unironically

[nova kelp]

Actually true though.

[marble hemlock]

and im german, so thats saying something

but also, playing a game im actually enjoying

[balmy condor]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/VGYn8wZv1h3Jy7fj?fight=7&type=damage-done&target=116

I barely beat the tank

We got 3 barrels in melee every spawn

And I barely beat the tank

Playing CT

[marble hemlock]

have you tried spattering harder?

[balmy condor]

I mean

[marble hemlock]

tbf you still did more than like 5 other DPS

[balmy condor]

People just need to play sub or shut the fuck up I swear to god

[marble hemlock]

barely bottom half

ye

[nova kelp]

If you press your mut and envenom buttons harder they do more damage and spatter further

[balmy condor]

If a sin one trick complains about barrel damage again and comes up with some cooked shit about how to fix it

[marble hemlock]

tbf

[balmy condor]

I’m legit banning their ass

[marble hemlock]

unless youre hard padding

sub doesnt do much more either

https://i.imgur.com/OkNQcoV.jpeg

like

this is just nimble flurry

[balmy condor]

Yeah but they can just sectec a barrel idk

[thorn thorn]

||Bench on rik ||

[gusty mirage]

is your monk ok?

[balmy condor]

I legit can’t pad if I tried

[spice surge]

Sub can do a lot of they want to

[marble hemlock]

ye

but if shit dies, they dont have to

so imo its a sub angle if you lack damage on bombs

if not, just go assa idk

[nova kelp]

If you time your sectecs with barrels you pump those things

[gusty mirage]

no it's a bench one of your BMs angle

lmao

[marble hemlock]

cant

[balmy condor]

Like I tried my best to pad on that kill and the prot paladin was lapping my asshole with his tongue on meters

[nova kelp]

But who the fuck has time for that

[gusty mirage]

why the fuck do you have 2 bm hunters?

[marble hemlock]

one is RL the other is goated player

so we play 2hunter every boss

[spice surge]

idk sub is better on that fight either way because of timings, but its a third boss, who cares

[nova kelp]

Tbf. The 4th and 5th bosses are kinda shit

Lol

[marble hemlock]

fair

[wooden star]

I havn't killed it yet but I played all three specs and outlaw was pumping the adds and boss if you can play it/have gear

but we only got to like 30%

[nova kelp]

Tell everyone else to hit barrels harder. Focus the boss.

[drifting cloud]

you dont get it from your high rank guild!

this is important stuff

double shadowstep to drop some ruptures

[thorn thorn]

Is this meme

Or

[nova kelp]

Rupture the barrels. Always. You might do a third of their health in the time it takes for them to... Nvm it blew up

[thorn thorn]

Think of the energy gain from rupture ending early tho

[nova kelp]

Imagine how much boss damage you already did in that time

[spice surge]

Yep im just an elitist jerk

[meager crane]

can you cloack the frost spear on mugzee?

cloak*

[nova kelp]

No

[amber brook]

Am i tripping or does shiv fill combo points to the max

with arterial

[spice surge]

If its in aoe and you crit ye

[nova kelp]

Most things that stab many things give many cp

[spice surge]

Seal fate works on it, just like it does for your other combo point builders

[viscid spear]

What about Mug Gaols?

[balmy condor]

I play assassination sorry idk what those are

[viscid spear]

[nova kelp]

I swear. If I hear someone call mugzees gaols "Gayle's" again... I will fucking... Do nothing probably but I'll imagine doing something

[somber sparrow]

do you just pop 5 people into each one and leave a lot of dps out on boss on mythic, i don't raid mythic yet

[viscid spear]

I ignored Gaols, tunneled boss

[spice surge]

The mythic strat liquid used was to have as few people as humanly possible inside and just cleave with ignire spreading and spatter

[cerulean walrus]

Love when people don’t know that Gaol is pronounced the same as Jail

Always a funny one

[gray horizon]

Because it's not a normal word

lol

[balmy condor]

Maybe not in your language

[nova kelp]

Jail is the abnormal one

Gaol is the origano. The original

[cerulean walrus]

Yeppers

[gray horizon]

I only know cuz of Elden Ring

[balmy condor]

Gaol unironically is a more phonetically accurate spelling

[somber sparrow]

skip go and head straight to jaol

[wary sail]

how does Assassination feel overall in Liberation? Do you feel competitive?

[gray horizon]

That's it, you're going to gaol

[viscid spear]

I swear to Jod

[strange sleet]

Great guild. Even better place to get info back in the day 😮

[nova kelp]

True. But also. "It's what it's" is also a correct sentence

[spice surge]

Imagine calling it gaol

When you can call it gooncave

[viscid spear]

Whom'st've?

[viscid spear]

Why not Goon Tomb?

[thorn thorn]

Straight to Gaol with you

[nova kelp]

GOON TOMB

[gray horizon]

goon tomb is 10/10

[spice surge]

Its a cave with a mob inside named goon

Thuse its a gooncave

[cerulean walrus]

I love spattering into the gooncave when Mug’Zee Wug’Zee is close enough

[nova kelp]

I will spatter all my caustic liquid into everyone else's goon tombs

[spice surge]

Ye and then when im lusting im calling in the goonsquad

[nova kelp]

Omg Zee's bois

My circle jerk crew

[cerulean walrus]

I’m boutta goon

[thorn thorn]

None of you are going to the pearly gates

[somber sparrow]

That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is

[nova kelp]

Were already at the gates covered in pearls wdym

[cerulean walrus]

This classic for Storm-Eater’s Boon

Pulling this out of retirement

Now it can really be

I’m GOOOOOOOOOOOOONING

[balmy condor]

I would goon but all my porn loads left to right on a per row basis like an old CRT monitor or like a slow inkjet printer from 2003 because my internet isn’t fast enough for online porn, so I lose my edge

[thorn thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312900009515290686/1334120108875841566/image0.gif

[balmy condor]

How do I fix this

[gray horizon]

The good ol' days

You learn to enjoy it one line at a time

[fallow canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-spongebob-imagination-gif-11877335675029242228

[viscid spear]

Only when you get blasted on a wall can you escape

[balmy condor]

I SEE A NIPPLE COMING

Oh that’s just a birthmark

[gray horizon]

ANDDDDDDD it froze

[normal temple]

!tea

[prisma monolith]

Shiv/Tea Macro
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:

/cast Shiv 
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null

[thorn thorn]

Moroes is such a chad

[static glacier]

bro tf

[nova kelp]

He didn't join us gooning though

Made me feel judged

[cerulean walrus]

Hoooooooooooooooly fuck them nips are huge. Wait it’s Soviet Leader Mikhail Gorbachev.

[runic hinge]

The good ole days when you would wait for 15 minutes for half a nipple then instantly nut

[balmy condor]

I didn’t ask to be judged I asked to find a solution are you gonna help me find my edge or what

[static glacier]

not even judging just confused

how about this

[amber brook]

the old arterial felt like it never gave combo points imo

[static glacier]

you prep the tabs ahead of time

[gray horizon]

Gotta use the hot spot

[static glacier]

then while mid goon session you load pages while using the ones you prepped

[nova kelp]

You should call your interwebs provider and tell them all about our goon tomb spatter. They'll understand then.

[cerulean walrus]

The original gooner grindset

[gray horizon]

You could also print out some from your local Staples or Office Depot

[cerulean walrus]

ABG

Always Be Gooning

[gray horizon]

Make a flipbook

A goonbook as they call it these days

[thorn thorn]

Is this a discord to learn to play rogue or dealing with having dial up internet

[static glacier]

here's an interesting question

is there a 2ndary buff embelish for blessed wep grip

[cerulean walrus]

Why can’t it be both bud?

[static glacier]

like there is for ascension?

[gray horizon]

actual gooner confirmed

[cerulean walrus]

Our guide writer gets cucked by his internet connection at least twice a week

[thorn thorn]

I didnt realize he was like that

I dont judge

Im just here to learn

[cerulean walrus]

All hail the mighty Comcast

[gray horizon]

He still out parses all of us

[nova kelp]

Haven't thought about it. I moonlight as sub so. It's all lens for me

[gray horizon]

Big Internet is just trying to control his power

[viscid spear]

100% the Mug'Zee trinket was called Zee's Goon Hotline early in development

[static glacier]

this is for my paladin but im banned from their discord so im cooking

[nova kelp]

Did you bring goon spatter over to the holy boys?

Not a good idea

[viscid spear]

Goon Spatter is a sacred art

[static glacier]

all this gooning talk going to make me invite her over when I shouldn't

[nova kelp]

You don't need her. Were here for you king.

[gray horizon]

did you show her your parses

[dapper cradle]

and they called it the thug hotline instead

[viscid spear]

If you ain't Goonin, whatcha doin

[bronze pike]

domain expansion

goon splatter

[visual sun]

Wish our rl would allow me to 🥲

[bronze pike]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yap-domain-expansion-gif-11735723647164857119

[viscid spear]

(i am slowly losing my mind over Gally prog)

[static glacier]

nah, did show her the dps meter and was like this is me in first

[nova kelp]

Domain expansion - Tomb of eternal goon

[vapid terrace]

well fuck. i got the weekly done and got eye of kezan and its currently worse than signet/pacemaker. i was so excited lol

[drifting cloud]

its better on later mythic bosses

[nova kelp]

Game is just trying to edge you

[balmy condor]

Just crank the timer on the sim

Sim 10 minute just to feel something

[vapid terrace]

o.o i better not be in a 10min fight

[haughty flicker]

i prefer to sim for 10 seconds

[nova kelp]

My eye outsims my pacemaker at 5 mins. I assume it's because I have 28% base crit

[balmy condor]

If you sim kezan on 10 min it starts to almost look like a Dragonflight trinket

[balmy condor]

story in 2 images

[gray horizon]

are you plugged directly into your modem

that's a pretty insane difference tbh

[balmy condor]

brother I've been on call with L1 Xfinity support for 5 hours the last 2 weeks if you're going to ask me if I'm plugged directly into my modem I'm going to find out where you live and choke you to death in your sleep

[gray horizon]

I'M SORRY I work in IT it's literally question #1

[static glacier]

He’s threatening garrotte irl

[nova kelp]

Have you tried turning the modem off and on again

Lol

[gray horizon]

I'm gonna get exsanguinated

[drifting cloud]

its clearly the power outlet is leaking internet

[timber pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/indian-gif-5472925760274575943

[gray horizon]

jajaja

[viscid spear]

No one can Goon that long, don't worry

[viscid spear]

Ironic you would post the limbless burnt chicken nugget

[nova kelp]

Never mess with a man who has xalatoes in his display pic

[viscid spear]

Never mess with a man with zero self-respect

[balmy condor]

but for your information yes, I am. I had a tech out in january that replaced the service line, the tap, the splitter, and the coax from the box to my modem, then I had support not believe me when I told them it's their fucking problem so they sent me an xfinity modem, my pc is hardwired to said modem with a brand new 2.5gig lan cable, and none of what I just said matters because all of this happens for every device in my house at the same time and the dashboard on my old modem showed 1.3 billion errors a day on QAM channels and would overflow twice a day on OFDM. With the new dashboard I can see in real time that the modem loses its bond with channels 3-32 and when the tech was out today he noticed that the line coming in from the telephone is giga hot to the point where one of my channels was reading 14.5db

so TLDR

yes I've tried turning it on and off again thank you

[strange python]

Im happy for you or sorry for your loss

[coral ibex]

yep thats an IT situation

[gray horizon]

Any other ISPs in your area?

Might be worth just ditching comcast if possible

[runic hinge]

Hot you say? How sexy we talking

[nova kelp]

Have you tried just moving ?

That actually sounds fucking miserable though

That sucks in all the bad ways

[sudden brook]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4i05EaML44 how it feels to play assassination rogue

[nova kelp]

Why... Is this accurate?

[gray horizon]

It's the sound of caustic splatter

[nova kelp]

What's playing outlaw @sudden brook

[dapper cradle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ur7aZ1dJJQ

outlaw when AR drops

[balmy condor]

yes, AT&T and they want to charge me 120 a month for 400 down 5 up, other ISP's in my area are tmobile, earthlink, verizon, viasat and sail, none of which have a service line to my house and I would rather hollow out my own stomach with a rusty spoon before giving fascist elmo money for a satellite that's gonna fall out of the sky

[gray horizon]

holy shit merzbow

not merzbow but i just saw boris a few months ago

[gray horizon]

that's a disgusting price for that bandwidth

[sudden brook]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhIHN-MAHi0 more like this

[gray horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUkUpQ7JuuI

[dapper cradle]

sounds exactly like an outlaw WA pack

[dapper cradle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1zEUOYoe2w

[balmy condor]

I'm on xfinity's legacy node in my neighborhood so bro's got a monitor on the telephone pole and gets 1500 down 200 up, xfinity can't offer me more than 1100/35 but I yelled at account services long enough for him to knock me down to 95 a month for 1300/35

[nova kelp]

This feels like ww to me

[sudden brook]

I think this literally played during noggenfogger for zacs pack until it got nerfedf

[coral ibex]

1300 sheeeesh

this guy downloads

[gray horizon]

No fios? I was getting 1gb down/up for $100/month

[quaint spindle]

yall prefer bleed build or hybrid for 10+s

[balmy condor]

fios is verizon

[gray horizon]

si

Oh so you're in the boonies

[nova kelp]

This is a war that will never end. They're basically the same. Pick the one you like. Bleed build is easier to take iron pug wire though

[balmy condor]

yeah, the boonies of cupertino california

[quaint spindle]

Im a dispatch dick rider so

[dapper cradle]

mr president there's been another drill in melee on blue

[nova kelp]

So all of the sin builds will feel like playing in slow Mo then

[dapper cradle]

3 hours of sprocket wipes

[shy creek]

what the fuck

[balmy condor]

famous unpopulated swampland of cupertino

[shy creek]

i pay 1gbps up and down for that price

[dapper cradle]

what kind of hamlet is cupertino?

[balmy condor]

No clue, google Apple hq location

[soft surge]

st rotation really boring fix it

[gray horizon]

That's honestly wild there just isn't a solid fios connection out there

[muted agate]

our ST raid damage is rough

[gray horizon]

I'm east coast though so idk Verizon's permeance for that area

[soft surge]

didnt we get a buff

[muted agate]

not enough lol

[soft surge]

why we still do no dam and have even more boring rotation lmao

[muted agate]

outlaw smokes sin in raid. feels bad

[gray horizon]

It feels more boring now because we are more energy starved

[soft surge]

yea im hoarding law gear

[coral ibex]

lightz posting in #assassination again

[nova kelp]

Ol is hard though unless you have a decent supply of pingers

[amber brook]

fingers?

[soft surge]

pingers u mean llike

do u mean the pingers im thinking off

[balmy condor]

Thanks I was already having a bad day without this information

[coral ibex]

sorry king

[soft surge]

god queen emporer whispyr has me muted

[coral ibex]

keep that head high

[soft surge]

https://tenor.com/view/medals-boss-serious-heres-my-cape-ready-gif-13584973

[coral ibex]

heavy is the head that eats the crayons

[nova kelp]

I burst out loud laughing at that in the office at work

Please refrain from being so funny

[soft surge]

they should move double vanish to the ass tree and bake kingsbane into default abilites

[strange python]

Why the fuck would they love double vanish to sin

[nova kelp]

Oh shit. That mute is making sense now

[strange python]

Move*

[soft surge]

outlaw shouldnt have it and i dont think sub use it

[strange python]

Why should outlaw not have it

What