assassination

[haughty flicker]

hard choice

[warm vortex]

I swear to god if I get a bow tomorrow imma give my pants a new coat of paint like holy

[spice spire]

Send pics

[tranquil cobalt]

i focus mostly on raid, we will see what the sims say

[coral ibex]

cloak is 12k upgrade madge

i want this trinket

but its like a 2k upgrade

wtf

[neat jacinth]

is there a string to sim the different flasks?

[subtle tundra]

erm

whats that supposed to mean

can you explain it in fornite terms

[warm vortex]

Check DMs big dog

[warm vortex]

Getting a golden scar from a chest

[spice spire]

DMs

[haughty flicker]

is it trolling if i take shoulders from vault for transmog

[warm vortex]

Yes and no

Lose dps but you look slick

Then again our raid leader has both

He has no clothes on minus a pirate hat and does hyper dps

[golden loom]

had to do another one to doublecheck but yeah it works 😄

[hollow river]

whats the achieve called

[white holly]

I love Priory

[warm vortex]

He loves priory

[golden loom]

sec, doing a wq on an alt now to check if that counts

[warm vortex]

Man just said it without testing it

[gleaming geyser]

pacemaker gang

[warm vortex]

Tsk tsk

[warm vortex]

THIS is the 100 parsing rogue of EU attitude right here

[warm vortex]

Ok hear me out

Magnet

[steel sable]

Amplifer?

[golden loom]

oh wait maybe I misunderstood

[warm vortex]

You don’t gotta get up off the sofa to grab a can of soda

[warm vortex]

Sim

[golden loom]

its character specific, but current world quests work

maybe im just dumb

[warm vortex]

Thug shaker hotline to summon the goon squad

Holy

[haughty flicker]

ok actually though im kind of torn, do i take myth track pants and cata or do i take myth track belt w/ socket and cata

sim was 1.3% for legs 1.2% for belt but belt lets me get more speed from gem lmao

[candid seal]

I'm guessing the weapon is the best choice as tier pieces can be easily acquired over time?

[coral ibex]

no

you should craft a 675 weapon

[candid seal]

I currently have a 658, aiming to upgrade it to 675 but in my off hand should I get that weapon?

[haughty flicker]

offhand is worthless

[manic quartz]

i wouldnt take wep unless its mythic tier

[lethal arrow]

straight doodoo

[spice spire]

Circle isn’t too bad

Mastery crit ring

[haughty flicker]

i was about to say

i'll take that ring if you dont wnat it

[peak bobcat]

i always ask the robot

[spice surge]

Ring fine, helmet fine

[warm vortex]

God I’m so jelly of that head piece
Also fleshy friend ring is goated for ass sin nation

[peak bobcat]

robot never lies

[tawny geyser]

You wont find better ring other than Jastor

[warm vortex]

Gosh this reminds me of something really funny I most likely can’t post here >:(

[lethal arrow]

yeah i took helm

it was between helm and wrists

catalyzed them and ill craft boots

gunna slap on some heroic wrists to replace my current ones

[warm vortex]

But yea
Idk how good the helm is for Assa but for BM

It’s goated

[lethal arrow]

sims said helm was best choice over wrist

it also said heroic chest was good but i ignored that option since ican maybe slide one from raid

[warm vortex]

True

[lethal arrow]

but also because farming one is possible

[rain sleet]

Boys do I take the myth track signet of priory over a myth track tier piece this week?

[manic sphinx]

waaa myth signet

[haughty flicker]

easier to get a myth track helm to cata than to get that specific trinket again

is my opinion on it

[royal lantern]

??????????

you got the goon squad

what more do you want

[manic sphinx]

Agree, chance of getting myth tier to catalyst later, much higher than myth signet

[warm vortex]

Summoned from the thug shaker hotline no less

Btw tyran

You’d be happy to hear

BM is just big bear spec atm

[nova aspen]

is the goon squad bis for outlaw

[dapper cradle]

so many thug shakers in sin today

[nova aspen]

im in like 50 servers and not one of them have a goon emote

[dapper cradle]

krill issue

[warm vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-licks-slime-gif-7826310196799265789

[lethal arrow]

need 19 more

want the full goon raid

[warm vortex]

No you need 18

18 goons at ram ranch

[haughty flicker]

socket gaming

(ignore neck i cant get any to drop)

[dapper cradle]

you took a socket in your second vault?

[haughty flicker]

i took a myth belt with socket

and catalyzed it

[warm vortex]

Eewwwwwwww

[dapper cradle]

oh shit pog that's awesome

[warm vortex]

Blood elf

[golden loom]

bad neck is just part of the experience

[dapper cradle]

i thought you just took tokens

[sick delta]

would champ House of Cards be better or worse than Hero Ravenous Honey Buzzer

[haughty flicker]

nah fortunately not

[warm vortex]

Sim

[balmy condor]

Sim

[haughty flicker]

got oab bracers with socket from raid and belt just now

[sick delta]

good point

[haughty flicker]

bigly

Sim

[balmy condor]

Sim dn

[dapper cradle]

bro who is sim and why does everyone talk about them every Tuesday

[warm vortex]

Can’t convince me this isn’t peak rogue

[dapper cradle]

[tawdry root]

My heroic 4 piece set with mythic chest is worse than 2+2 set until all 4 pieces are fully upgraded

does this sound right to you all?

[warm vortex]

Yes

[deep gyro]

Pins

[balmy condor]

Pins and sim

[warm vortex]

Whispyr

[balmy condor]

The two horsemen of Tuesdays

[warm vortex]

Why was a feral Druid in your bleed build video

It was a video about ASSASSINATION rogue

You swine

[balmy condor]

What

[haughty flicker]

the cat

[balmy condor]

Oh my cat

[tawdry root]

Well I’m gonna equip them when applying to groups because it’s like 3 ilvl higher lol

[balmy condor]

He likes to hang out and be a dickhead

[haughty flicker]

based cat

[royal lantern]

just like me fr

[dapper cradle]

whispyr is a cat guy?

[balmy condor]

Lfg uses bag item level

[dapper cradle]

fucking based

[deep gyro]

When applying, it shows ur unequipped i think

[warm vortex]

Fuckin class traitor

[dapper cradle]

that boy is fucking THICK

[warm vortex]

Yea

[uneven plume]

the least eyebags ive seen on whysp

[deep gyro]

Says the one with: on bm vacation. In their name (:

[warm vortex]

I’ve told Whispyr he needs to work out

His cat on the other hand is cute

[warm vortex]

Okay

Your right

Like 100%

[deep gyro]

Ik i am right

[manic sphinx]

Yo, when stream and open?

[deep gyro]

Traitor

[balmy condor]

Dude I’m getting double teamed wtf

[warm vortex]

But hush

[balmy condor]

Eye bags and ven calling me fat

[dapper cradle]

bussy prolly sounds like mac and cheese

[deep gyro]

Naa i dont want people ganging up on whispyr.

[warm vortex]

Christmas joke Whispyr

It’s a casual Christmas joke

In may

Tbh I’ve been bullied lately

[radiant raven]

Unleash the rats upon the bullies

[balmy condor]

Stream probably not cause Comcast dogshit but I remoted into my pc from bed

I’m running the sims atm

[warm vortex]

The “”””initiate”””” rank in our guild was changed lately

[balmy condor]

But probably nothing of note

[warm vortex]

You got a very red vault

That’s for sure

[fleet pagoda]

i get to say goodbye to old 2piece this week it's earned a rest

[golden loom]

High altitude turban is a good name

[balmy condor]

A bit silly that the tier pieces are all hero track

[warm vortex]

It sucks that assass tier is ass

Like

[balmy condor]

And the m+ row is all cata pieces when I already have myth track to cata

[warm vortex]

I want em to make it interesting! Like look at BMs

That shits cool

Assa is just like churned out slop

[manic sphinx]

I got a myth tier head - but it replaces my catalyst head - still only 2 pc :/ ....but on the bright side, seems myth tier headpiece would be far away for me in raid in any case

[dapper cradle]

Dry shiv? Nah, I need that wet shiv. I want my shiv sloppy. I want my shiv dripping. I want my shiv gushing. I want my shiv creamy. When I pull my shiv, it better sound like bare feet sinking into mud. It better sound like a spoon stirring mac and cheese drowning in butter. It better sound like a swamp bubbling on a hot summer day. If my shiv isn’t moist, messy, and downright disgusting, I don’t want it.

[golden loom]

just give us cata pieces every week

charges

I mean

[fleet pagoda]

transmog vault

[balmy condor]

Amen

[spice surge]

Kinda wild that they skipped doing class tuning for this week

[balmy condor]

Yeah idk

[warm vortex]

18 naked cowboys at ram ranch
Their hot, throbbing shivs out begging for a kingsbane

[balmy condor]

Perfectly tuned

I guess

[radiant raven]

[warm vortex]

Buff envenom by 20% and call it a day

[dapper cradle]

WW, Fire mage, and s priest gonna get aura buffs calling it

[warm vortex]

I’m sure we will love that

Also I noticed something from swapping off rogue

Or rather to hunter

Genuine IQ decreasing aura

[dapper cradle]

yeah BM hunter goes hard

[spice surge]

I mean the balance isnt horrible, but its still strange

[dapper cradle]

ciggie in one hand, beer in the other, topping damage

[golden loom]

maybe the didnt expect the race to finish so they didnt have time to prep a tuning patch

[wanton nest]

Ww buffs for sure. Sub 30% nerf. And outlaw gets deleted from game.

[haughty flicker]

shut up please

[warm vortex]

I’m British
So
Beer with cigs in one hand
Beer with cigs in the other

[dapper cradle]

[golden loom]

honestly you people that want outlaw removed just want transmog runs to be less fun

[dapper cradle]

what you look like bro

[golden loom]

let me grapple around and shoot stuff in peace

[warm vortex]

I can do that too irl

I just get pulled over by the police

[haughty flicker]

imagine not transmog running as sub anyway

[golden loom]

outlaw for sure is better

[haughty flicker]

not enough chance to cdr for perma sprint as outlaw

so its just grapple

[golden loom]

I do it on all 3 specs

sin is pain

[haughty flicker]

vs sub increased movespeed and speed shroud that resets on boss kills

[golden loom]

4 grapples on outlaw is peak

[grave osprey]

Did they buff our bleed build some more, yet?

[haughty flicker]

sin is definitely worst

[golden loom]

also you just gotta spam between the eyes on stuff while running around to get cdr

[nova aspen]

sir ur gonna wanna sim that instead of asking for advice here

[grave osprey]

Id 100% main outlaw if i didnt have to do double the APM to do less damage than Assa

[dapper cradle]

outlaw is kinda pumping right now

[grave osprey]

I feel like outlaw is always in a good spot, specially in m+ pugging where tanks never pull more than 2 packs at a time

[warm vortex]

I’d 100% main outlaw if it was ranged, lost all its buttons, gained abilities called “bestial wrath, kill command, barbed shot and cobra shot” and got the base hunter abilities

[dapper cradle]

12 priory by our resident outlaw goat

just gotta git gud

[placid adder]

12s

[haughty flicker]

ye just be one of the best outlaw players in the world

[warm vortex]

Waaaa waaaa we are target capped -
Outlaws

[haughty flicker]

then it does pretty good

[grave osprey]

Lmfao

[dapper cradle]

unironically

[grave osprey]

True for any spec id imagine

[warm vortex]

Does he look like this irl

[haughty flicker]

god i hope so

[grave osprey]

Haven’t played outlaw since s1 dragonlands. My heart says yes, but my wrists say no.

[nova aspen]

trickster pumps

[clear shell]

Rn feels quite weird idk what to play, i know all 3 specs but i see assas pumping outlaws pumping and everybody else says subt is the meta for rogue

[grave osprey]

Assa just needs a st buff and its curtains for sub rogue

[dapper cradle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1346572054505328781/1351584715722719302/download.gif

nah he looks like this

[nova aspen]

sub doesnt feel that great unless u know the route

random pug tanks when they pull 1 pack at a time

its joever

[dapper cradle]

the truth is all 3 specs are strong rn

[subtle tundra]

bro why the fuck are they nerfing sprocketmonger

already

[grave osprey]

Lmaooo

[subtle tundra]

suck my fucking dick

[grave osprey]

New here?

[dapper cradle]

cringelords who like to do the whole "sin rules outlaw drools" thing are just coping

rogue is great across the board

[haughty flicker]

its fun to make fun of outlaw

[grave osprey]

Surely theyre talking about gameplay and not performance 👀

[tawny geyser]

Outlul

I had my fun with Outlul in S3 of Dragonflight. Damn, it was strong in M+

[dapper cradle]

gameplay wise, all 3 specs are honestly great

barring some minor tweaks here and there

[grave osprey]

Agreed.

[dapper cradle]

I think the most egregious thing right now is Killing spree

[grave osprey]

Specially after the last round of QoL changes

[subtle tundra]

bro sprocketmonger is dead.

????????

[tawny geyser]

I played assa up to 22+ then hit the wall, switched to Outlaw, did a few practice runs and then timed all 30’s

[subtle tundra]

20 was weekly how tf did you get stuck at 22

[errant heath]

!fuu

[subtle tundra]

youre capping

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[grave osprey]

Lmfao

[spice surge]

Ye outlaw was not doing +8 key levels worth of damage over assa

[subtle tundra]

just do a few practice runs and do keys 8 level higher bro

[placid adder]

😂😂

[tawny geyser]

Yeah I switched from 22, directly into 30… god. :/
i’m not gonna be telling a story about my time in S3 bro.
Just saying that Outlaw was fun and felt better

[gray raven]

yay i guess

[hard pond]

Hello, anyone know a build for a very casual wanting to try assas ?

[coral ibex]

copy build from wowhead

read wowhead guide

practice on dummy

[grave osprey]

Bleed build ez. Spread dots, shiv, and win.

[spice spire]

@ember mural

[dapper cradle]

what's up rat boy?

[spice spire]

Mf tried to assassinate me multiple times with ks

[hard pond]

Thanks !

[grave osprey]

New no kb bleed build* as we all like to call it here.

But you can totally run KB if you must take iron wire because your tank says you gotta take it or you cant come

[deep gyro]

New

I would always run iron wire in pugs.

[grave osprey]

Its strangely awkward trying to play without SBS now lol

[hard pond]

I'm mostly playing in stack with friend so I'll try without KB

[wanton spear]

when do we actually swap to 4pc?

[spice spire]

When it sims more

[balmy condor]

When it sims higher

[limpid blaze]

When it sims better. 4 set for me doesn't work until my gear is 665

Which is hella lame

[wanton spear]

k lol, just debating on what myth peices to take it keeps giving me shitty trinkets

[ember mural]

[desert vault]

Top notch! Already have mythic legs, cloak is craft, getting my sockets early!

[spice surge]

You could craft something else

Or maybe you already did, mb

[haughty flicker]

sockets op

[spice surge]

Theyre definitely not OP

[haughty flicker]

2% speed

huge

[spice surge]

Not sure if theyve ever been weaker

[desert vault]

haha that trinket is like ... 150k damage?

[spice surge]

But its definitely among the weakest sockets have been in a while

[manic sphinx]

How do we farm a neck piece? Is it just DFC and Cinderbrew? :/

[toxic sparrow]

I'm wondering if it's actually better to craft a neck with Crit Mastery instead of the ones that drop this tier

[haughty flicker]

im doing 6 dfcs as we speak

[balmy condor]

Shouldn’t be

Other stats exist

[warm vortex]

We all know speed is his

*bis

[gray hazel]

not sure if i should take trinket just so i dont have to farm floodgate at all. Or just take pants and wait for a heroic 4p

trinket sims 10k higher though

[balmy condor]

Why would you take a mid ass trinket

[nova aspen]

[toxic sparrow]

I would take the legs yes since they are Bis in the long run

[balmy condor]

Yall cooking up something fierce every Tuesday

Legs is an obvious choice there dunno

Could take trinket for transmog

That’s about all it’s good for

[spice spire]

So real

[dapper cradle]

how was your vault king

post vaultussy

[gray hazel]

hah, fair. it was mainly so save myself from floodgate purgatory as the 665 is only 6k~ dps increase over the 678 heart

[balmy condor]

So you’re considering a trinket from your vault that you know is STILL WORSE than a trinket you can farm

Crazy work ngl

[dapper cradle]

[balmy condor]

Yes hello I would like to skip my vault thank you

[dapper cradle]

the self own trinket gambit

well played sir

[gleaming geyser]

did comcast steal your vault too?

[nova aspen]

plz hold

[coral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/bogdanov-bogdanof-bitcoin-on-the-phone-gif-12411899

HE SKIPPED

PUMP EET

[nova aspen]

your vault is very important to us

please remain on the line

[dapper cradle]

no myth raid slot?

how is your prog going

[spice spire]

I do not have vault until 7:30 CST

[dapper cradle]

yeah I'm waiting at work rn too

legit foaming

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-krabs-spongebob-rabid-foam-mouth-gif-12914290795242109833

[balmy condor]

How could I have a raid slot when I haven’t been able to raid for a full week cause my internet is dying

[dapper cradle]

i didn't know the lore

it wasn't in the pins

smh my head

[gleaming geyser]

thats why you set up remote desktop and access your PC at work when servers go up

[toxic sparrow]

Got that 662 chest on vault last week. Had to pick it. Was my best option -. -

[balmy condor]

You don’t read those anyway

[dapper cradle]

i always read pins actually

[balmy condor]

My goat

[gray hazel]

Hah sounds good, thanks for the assistance!

[potent lintel]

Debating between SIgnet of piory vs KUJVo Flame vent trinket. Surprisingly the vent trinket sims more. And my 626 Grace sims more than heroic signet

[dapper cradle]

vent trinket?

do not take vent trinket bro

[potent lintel]

Even though it sims more?

[spice spire]

Wait

What’s the other trinket

[gleaming geyser]

usually happens when your mastery isnt highest secondary

[spice spire]

You’re simming with

Also that

[potent lintel]

It is my highest....

[dapper cradle]

signet of priory

link your sim sharoof

[balmy condor]

Kujo vent holy

[potent lintel]

My skaden grace at 626 sims more than the signet of piory heroic track

[balmy condor]

BLESSED

[balmy condor]

???? That can’t be

[haughty flicker]

ez

[junior olive]

do we have to pay attention to Winning streak procs or just do your rotation normally

[spring condor]

Is there any hope for sin ST? I feel like it just can't compete

[balmy condor]

You ignore it

[haughty flicker]

now we just need pacemaker and i never step foot in a key outside of weeklies

[balmy condor]

St in raids is great, st in m+ is bad but we do infinite aoe to compensate

[gleaming geyser]

the only reason that would happen is because of the aforementioned comment about mastery not being highest secondary, so priory buffs another secondary

[spring condor]

what makes the ST in raids better? tier set actually being able to ramp?

[manic sphinx]

u farm DFC for it?

[haughty flicker]

ye

[haughty flicker]

i just did 6s since i have the crests to just full send it anyway

[potent lintel]

even codex sims higher than both trinkets

[gleaming geyser]

what the heck are you simming

[spice spire]

The talents skew toward energy regen and st compared to aoe

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-flash-cat-betterttv-gif-10690574645280585754

[golden loom]

you play stuff like dashing and blindside that gives a bunch more energy

[spice spire]

Dashing plus ttk and blindside

[balmy condor]

Taking single target talents

Versus not taking single target talents

[manic sphinx]

nice, gratz

[haughty flicker]

now floodgate

[haughty flicker]

saved the best for last

wtf is wrong with your screen man

did you crop that shit in paint

[potent lintel]

i did

[spice spire]

Ahhh

[haughty flicker]

[spring condor]

oh yeah for sure, i hotswap before fights. my ilvl is struggling rn, but i felt like i didn't have to be to diligent in the past to keep up

[golden loom]

put a screenshot into paint and screenshotted that?

[spice spire]

Also idk exact amounts

[haughty flicker]

win+shift+f

[potent lintel]

Even with mastery being the highest. The vent trinket, 626 skaden grace and codex trinket sims highest

[gleaming geyser]

look at how much actual STAT you have, not the percentages

[spice spire]

But 99% sure that 31% crit numerically is higher than that mastery

Yeah % is nothing

It’s raw number

[potent lintel]

oh

[fallow canopy]

oh boi

[golden loom]

hover over the % to see the numbers

[potent lintel]

Well theres my answer

[spice spire]

Ur so hot

[haughty flicker]

grats king

welcome to the club

[gleaming geyser]

geargrinder's spare keys for sure

vroom vroom

[haughty flicker]

yeah exactly

[fallow canopy]

Riding in with the squad

[gleaming geyser]

spare keys + goon squad trinket and you're unbeatable

[fallow canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[tall magnet]

can someone help me understand how i can get better numbers in raids/dungeons? maybe help me with my rotation?

[toxic sparrow]

Check out the wowhead guide m8

[manic quartz]

woo cauldron ´down and 95 logs from first kill, im proud of myself 😄

[vapid geode]

I assume mythic tier > heroic house of cards if I don’t mythic raid and only m+ ?

[manic quartz]

i would take cards coz you can get tier from doing m+

you can get tier to mythic+ slots in vault if im not mistaken

[pure moth]

Yeah you can

[gleaming geyser]

Id 100% take house of cards; its such a strong trinket for both sub & sin in addition to what Kreivi mentioned

and I stg it doesnt drop

[toxic sparrow]

You can try to farm the signet from piory and if u get it choose the mythoc tier

Instead o picking house of cards

[gleaming geyser]

I only suggested that because they have a sub tag tbh

[vapid geode]

I do have the priory trinket heroic track as well. This mythic tier also doesn’t get me any closer to 4pc so that is kind of why I’m struggling to pick

[toxic sparrow]

Well, idk then. If u have signet and only play sin I would pick the tier imo but I'm not sure what the best option his

[manic quartz]

does evasion work on riks stomp ?

[gleaming geyser]

it does

[manic sphinx]

According to sims tho, u still have time to get 4pc. 2+2 is still really good - and better at certain ilvls

[manic sphinx]

damn, is there a list of things like this? I could really benefit from learning these type of things

[gleaming geyser]

I know the icy-veins guide has a section specifically for the current raid per boss, but I'm not sure how updated it is https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-liberation-of-undermine-raid-guide?area=area_4

[manic sphinx]

Ty, will check it out

[inner light]

when is everyone breaking their S1 4p

[spice spire]

Pins

[marble hemlock]

Updated last night (looks like its not live yet), and ye, Evasion works on the stomp so can use it during CDs

[spice spire]

When it sims better

[golden loom]

Oh shit the evasion tech sounds sick

[marble hemlock]

But it's definitely not a complete list, wouldn't be surprised if theres some neat little trick in the wowhead guide that isnt in the IV one, and vice versa

[golden loom]

I hated moving away from the stomp

[marble hemlock]

imagine if we still had 100% dodge after shadowstep for 1 seconds like back in legion

[deep gyro]

That would be sick

[gleaming geyser]

pair it with symbiosis growl taunt

[marble hemlock]

the one that NEVER worked?

[gleaming geyser]

shhh

[marble hemlock]

it was a nice defensive though for some extra max HP

and the druids wanted cloak/evasion so it was usually a good deal for both

[haughty flicker]

they got me

fuck

[nova aspen]

nice

[golden loom]

I personally love evasion so the more uses the better

[haughty flicker]

still insane that you cant use these if you need less than 15 crests

just give me a popup accepting that i'll lose a couple

[manic sphinx]

Just cap your runed, so u get some :p

[somber fractal]

is crafted boots really the best choice or should i just send it on bracers if they sim higher right now?

[haughty flicker]

craft whatever is biggest upgrade for you

there are a fuck ton of "bis" profiles that are all within margin of error

boots is just one of those

[runic hinge]

Mine was belt

[haughty flicker]

we big

i think this is the first time ive actually outgrown runed crests lmao

[junior olive]

Just paid 300k for house of cards

im broke now tho

you obviously hold for 30 secs everytime right? to line up with Deathmark?

[marble hemlock]

yes

[golden loom]

Yeah just macro it to dm and act like its a 2min trinket

[junior olive]

ight thx

[golden loom]

And then if its up when a boss is alive for like 20 seconds more u can press it also I guess

[junior olive]

ok

[dapper halo]

i like this double vanish rupture build

[ionic hill]

is bleed build viable in 10's

[golden loom]

Yes

[ionic hill]

damn when do we switch off of it lol

I imagine 12's?

[vivid mulch]

casual doin bleed in 14 - 16's sooo

[dapper halo]

im still very afraid of hard, Hard ct nerfs o.o;

bliss dont detect fun, please

[golden loom]

Idk they buffed it when it was already omega broken

So maybe they reverse the buff

Wouldnt do much, broken ability

[ionic hill]

damn

[dapper halo]

i sometimes even put ct on st

[manic sphinx]

gdkp?

[dapper halo]

with rupture build, that is

[soft surge]

this bleed build is starting to get sucky on bosses

need new one

[junior olive]

nah i just whispered the shitter who won it

[dapper halo]

it IS sucky on bosses

[soft surge]

i know but more than was before

[dapper halo]

but i just squirt dps on trash

[soft surge]

cos everyone else is getting their st gains

[golden loom]

If you are playing the bleedbuild (no amplifying poision) then yes its correct to CT

[royal lantern]

why buy a trinket that is not even better then the priory trinket lol

[soft surge]

300k is not much

cos its so versatile

sub and assa

[golden loom]

I have 200k account wide and I farmed 100k of it yesterday

[soft surge]

but yea big raids have turned into gdkps

noticed it last season on princess

[coral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-life-a-bugs-life-bruh-not-smiling-ants-not-smiling-gif-8815283262918161887

retail gdkp

[golden loom]

Did sell a void reaper contract for 200k and a mad queens mandate for 300k last season

[coral ibex]

in 2025

[royal lantern]

your first mistake was having that guy not muted

[coral ibex]

ohhh dude its lightz lmao

[soft surge]

not organised like they were in classic but alotta items sold for gold privatly ig

[dapper halo]

oh, well, i learned something new

[coral ibex]

i took too long of a break

forgot who the baiters are

[dapper halo]

i would be daaamn happy to pay 300k for kevin spacey trinket

[soft surge]

id go 500 top

[dapper halo]

and if i do get it

i will make a weak aura with random comments from house of cards

when it procs

[soft surge]

but i think guild will do heroic together for a long time so no gdkp for me

[dapper halo]

oh, were getting the 3% raid buff tomorrow

already

[shrewd grotto]

im currently fighting the urge to turn 2 champ pieces into tier so i can have 4pc without spending all day farming for 2 hero pieces

[golden loom]

Do you have 639 season 1 tier

[shrewd grotto]

i have 597 s1 tier 😦

[golden loom]

Ah

[spice spire]

[shrewd grotto]

which is the only reason i wanna just get my 4pc so i can take off those 2 really low pieces

[haughty flicker]

this weeks affix is kind of annoying

desyncs dm from 2m trinket

[wanton nest]

I hate that one.

[spice spire]

House of cards supremacy

[haughty flicker]

true

[dreamy rover]

oh

they threw in some trash in yours just like mine

nice

at least finally managed to finish 4pc today

[cinder bone]

NA servers lagging for anyone else?

[waxen oyster]

2nd floodgate pacemaker drops

pacemaker myth in vault

[spice spire]

Are you himothy bones the first?

[waxen oyster]

Well i still have no house of cards

got mechano core amp like 2nd delve of the season

[worn badger]

what does the +1 luck on the roulette wheel ring even do ?

[charred shard]

how big if the dps loss overall in a key if a tank chain pulls instead of letting you restealth

[waxen oyster]

Depends when he chains

1-2 mobs at sub 10% is a noticeable loss

high hp chain is a gain due to scent+venomous wounds

90% of tanks dont have big enough balls to do #2

[deep gyro]

Something about hop animation. Purely cosmetic i believe

[gleaming cedar]

Bro I've simmed like 665 myth track vs 639 (s1) helm and 4 set is still seeing a -1.1% loss t-t

I want 4 set to hear the cha-ching thing people keep telling me about

[deep gyro]

Just play sub and not worry about 2+2

[haughty lantern]

is quake around here anywhere?

[spice surge]

Bro is probably busy jelqing im afraid

[worn badger]

only upside to only have hero track gear from last season. 4pc is ahead heh

[waxen oyster]

Pretty sure sin 4p needs like 665 overall

to be a gain

over last season mythic

[haughty lantern]

that was NOT on my bingo card

christ

[spice spire]

Hi

[haughty lantern]

I HAVE SUMMONED HIM

[spice spire]

I’m WHAT

[haughty lantern]

hi quake :3

[spice spire]

Hello friend

[spice surge]

Did i stutter?

[spice spire]

I don’t know what that is

But I’m scared to ask

[haughty lantern]

ok quick question, I want to play Ass in keys again b/c playing KiR rogue for hours on end makes my hand hurt

Is double dawnthread still the go to for Ass in keys or should I make a writhing + ascension dagger?

(i could probably just check wowhead but i wanted to stop in and see my old friends ❤️ )

[balmy condor]

doesn't matter

could also play blessed rune grip

and dawnthread

[haughty lantern]

oH waow hi whispyr

[spice spire]

Whispyr is right also welcome back to the right team

I play nerubain + ascendency

The difference is so minimal

[haughty lantern]

basically i still have 2 619 crafted pieces from last season so I was wondering if i could just stick with them and just upgrade them or if i NEEDED to craft new pieces

[worn badger]

i have a noobish question about the sim. does it automatically check for tier set bonus if i just click the pieces to be simmed or do i have to click something else ?

[haughty lantern]

or if the difference is so smol i just say fuck it and roll with it

[haughty flicker]

ngl i legit just replaced my crafted gear from last season until i crafted new stuff lmao

it was so low ilvl it wasnt even worth keeping on

[spice spire]

It’s this one

[spice surge]

It automically knows if you have tier or not

[spice spire]

I crafted weapon first because GIGA gains

But I have it on OH anyway at the end of the season

So like it all made sense to me

[haughty lantern]

to my understanding:

• if you click the option at the top for 2 piece or 4 piece, it will set those pieces as "constant" and force them to be in the roll

• if this is not set, it will check those pieces in the different rolls and they will likely come out on top as the highest dps sim but it is not guaranteed.

[worn badger]

thanks was pretty sure it did but with all the talk of 2+2 being better i was concerned

[spice spire]

Yeah I mean if it sims higher you break

2+2 is better until a certain point. I’ve not gotten to the point 4p is big yet

[haughty lantern]

personally going to be sticking with Outlaw purely for raid b/c Assassin was too slow and I honestly hated the downtime pooling phase between burst phases

Outlaw feels way better (plus it scratches the gambling itch)

but for KEYS, Outlaw is way too much spam and juggling, makes my hand hurt like prot warrior did. Assassin is JUST fast enough for me to dunk on everything, has major utility (I miss mass garrote silencing) and Caustic Spatter go brrrrrrrrrrrt

[spice spire]

Hell yeah. Also it’s just fast enough until boss time

Then you get to take a 15s break every now and then

[haughty lantern]

exactly

[haughty flicker]

good for watching netflix on second monitor

[spice spire]

Imagine having a second monitor (I hate my life)

[haughty lantern]

so i can do both! but at this point, FINALLY made the jump to KiR build like 3 days ago, so I am still "breaking that build in", and my assassin build is still definitely missing a BUNCH of pieces.

but I just wanted to know if I had to switch my embelishments at all or if I could just stick with double dawnthread. (I am not a key pusher, so I don't need to minmax to the absolute max)

[manic sphinx]

Does anyone have a vod for mythic vexie and cauldran kill? I know the theory, but didn't go so well, so want to see it in action

[dapper cradle]

just mention bussy or blowing up someone's dad's prostate

he'll appear

[haughty lantern]

Eleem said Jelqing and Quake manifested like a Genie

[dapper cradle]

see what I mean

[manic sphinx]

@balmy condor

[spice spire]

Idk what that is still

[balmy condor]

I do not

[spice spire]

He missed raid last week due to net issues

[balmy condor]

well maybe vexie

[manic sphinx]

You killed vexie, do you have that?

[balmy condor]

and I have pulls on cauldron

[manic sphinx]

Yes plz - that'll help too

plz plz 🙏

[thorn fjord]

My power went out on my block on night one of new raid lol

[balmy condor]

https://www.youtube.com/live/T3yfReHt0bg

[thorn fjord]

Missed all of it

[balmy condor]

vexie at the start

and then cauldron like 2:30 in

[hollow river]

!tea

[prisma monolith]

Shiv/Tea Macro
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:

/cast Shiv 
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null

[manic sphinx]

Legend, ty ty

[balmy condor]

I took wednesday off to raid, woke up on wednesday to an internet outage

was out till friday morning

since the outage my internet has been cutting for 2-5 minutes like 10 times a day

tried raiding yesterday and 10 min in I lagged so hard I couldn't apply deathstalkers mark

my bars weren't even swapping to my stealth bar

I was full mutilating in stealth

my first cast in the fight was 10 seconds in

was unplayable

benched myself

[manic sphinx]

Use 4g? :p

[dapper halo]

how is internet so bad there :<

[coral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/meh-mediocre-so-so-kinda-maybe-gif-15443279863443554147

[balmy condor]

don't have hotspot data for that

[dapper halo]

whispyr lost the opportunity to get kevin spacey trinky, unless he already haz it

[balmy condor]

cause it's so expensive here that actually running a good line in the street is insanely expensive

[waxen oyster]

we've only seen one house of cards drop so far

[manic sphinx]

Go to a netcafe? 😅 ...do they still exist? 😮

[waxen oyster]

it went to a dk who uhh, i dont know how to put this nicely

[dapper halo]

keyboard turner?

total donald?

[spice spire]

Silence is loud

[waxen oyster]

All im saying is if you die to wrest as a dk.

You have something wrong with the cortex

almost as bad as that one time on dh i dashed into it

like week 2

[spice spire]

My favorite was our dh flying into eranog intermission every time

[dreamy rover]

go starlink

im thinking about doing that

internet here sucks a lot too

[balmy condor]

I'd rather die than give than stupid fuck money

[haughty flicker]

i'd rather not have internet at all

[waxen oyster]

Also anyone else a fan of how wounded quarry is just a better version of singular focus

[frozen glacier]

based

[waxen oyster]

or just me

[dreamy rover]

extremely fair point lmao

btw is assassination so good for prio damage simply because of scent of blood?

[waxen oyster]

I mean scent+singular focus

and caustic is just bladeflurry but green.

[dapper halo]

652 ilvl, 2k rating, the amount of invites to m+ is blinding (not)

[haughty flicker]

im 660 ilvl 2552 io and have to wait around to get into 6s

just the life of a dps pug

[waxen oyster]

playing alts sometimes annoys me

[haughty flicker]

it never gets better

[dapper halo]

bruh? really?

[waxen oyster]

Yeah rogue isnt "meta" ig

[dapper halo]

bel are you sure you arent cursed

[haughty flicker]

oh im definitely cursed

[dreamy rover]

it is though

[slow echo]

You can equip 2 everforged stabbers right? Top gear is acting funky for me rn

[haughty flicker]

but also pugging as dps is just bad

[haughty lantern]

this is why I just farm myself to like mid-late heroic track and then do higher level keys with my guildies who are key pushers.

[waxen oyster]

every time a tank leaves priory mobs in consecrate then asks where the kicks are

[dapper halo]

sounds like it

[waxen oyster]

I want to say slurs

[haughty flicker]

yeah since i joined this guild ive been able to do way more guild keys

[dreamy rover]

yes, really not recommended to craft 2 daggers though

[haughty flicker]

im just degen atm so play when they arent on a good amount

[slow echo]

Why's that?

[waxen oyster]

offhand is a minor gain

[haughty flicker]

and dont want to drag them into my 6 floodgate farming for trinket anyway

[dapper halo]

whats the second craft i should do, solid amulet?

[spice surge]

Offhand is the least impactful slot you have, so crafting anything else is more dps generally

[dreamy rover]

off hand isnt a impactful slot

[dapper halo]

im still second guessing it

[slow echo]

Appreciate it guys, I love you

[haughty lantern]

granted I do not have the luxury to just spam keys with them late at night, but they are so good they can take my "fully geared out heroic ass" through 10s. They helped me get all 8 portals last season in like 2 days.

[waxen oyster]

I mean, i would say use the free enchanted runed and make writhing on boots or bracers

for a 658

and spend gildeds elsewhere

[haughty flicker]

ye i just slammed the free heroic crest into a cloak and called it a day

[dreamy rover]

tbh i'd become a main sin player if ambush teleported me behind enemies

[haughty lantern]

you get a 2nd enchanted runed crest for hitting 20 renown with the cartels

[haughty flicker]

low impact slot, i'll just upgrade it later

[dapper halo]

well, atleast i know priory like theback of my .. hiny, just been spamming it

[waxen oyster]

unless you dont have myth track items in the good slots

[haughty lantern]

that's what shadowstep is for

Omae wa mou shinderiu

[waxen oyster]

head/chest/legs/trinkets

[dapper halo]

floodgate is way too pita to do with randoms

[waxen oyster]

then 2nd gilded might be ok

[slow echo]

Does anyone know why top gear doesn't allow me to sim a 675 crafted OH though?

I won't do it, just curious

[dreamy rover]

should i macro it to ambush

[haughty flicker]

put something as main hand

it cant sim it as offhand if it doesnt have an option for mainhand

[haughty lantern]

imo no. Shadowsteps need to be used strategically, they cannot just be spammed

[coral ibex]

you have to manually give yourself a second crafted item

you only have 1 atm

[waxen oyster]

But yeah i think using your free enchanted runed crest on writhing piece is most crest efficient

[haughty flicker]

or that yeah

[coral ibex]

the sim can't put the same item in both slots

[haughty lantern]

because you have nothing in your main hand to pair it with

[white orchid]

Two stink vaults back to back

[waxen oyster]

Only downside to cloak is if you get the funny jetpack cloak

from the raid

[haughty lantern]

this. I did the same thing but for outlaw (upgraded my belt to hero track s2)

[dreamy rover]

literally me

[coral ibex]

its basically impossible to have a better mh than a crafted unless you lucked a m+ dagger in vault already

[waxen oyster]

I had the option in my first vault

wasnt worth with a crafted mh though

[haughty lantern]

I always craft bracers/belt so that I can socket them and not have to replace the socket in them until the next season (unless you need a crafted weapon for ascension)

[waxen oyster]

esp since they patched the recraft bug

[white orchid]

Either I take a myth ring for a minor upgrade bc I have the exact one on hero track, or I take myth gloves and catalyze it for later time when I get another hero piece legs for a higher item lvl 4 set

[waxen oyster]

i would have taken dagger if the crest recraft wasnt patched

[coral ibex]

booooo

[slow echo]

You guys are the best

[waxen oyster]

i mean we kill rik this week or next

anyway

[haughty lantern]

myth track gloves, when are you ever going to replace those this season?

[waxen oyster]

This week's choice is myth chest for cata or pacemaker

so 90% chance pacemaker

[haughty lantern]

Future investment. Assassin still wants jastor as 2nd ring right?

[slow echo]

Oh OH is like a 28k dps increase over old myth weapon

[white orchid]

Yea I’ll do that and even though it’s a net 0 upgrade now it will be an upgrade later

Thanks for talking through with me lol

[haughty lantern]

everyone is limited on crests for right now anyway, so you won't be THAT far behind.

[waxen oyster]

myth tier is super worth this early on

[haughty lantern]

I do this shit AAAALLLLL the time. Happy to help.

[waxen oyster]

especially if its already tier not catalyst fodder

[haughty lantern]

no it's catalyze fodder.

according to ago*

[dreamy rover]

are you guys attuned to undermine already??

[haughty lantern]

OH speaking of rings

According to Wowhead (so according to Whispyr) we basically turn Circi into stonks stat stick right? we run the 3 stat gems

• +all 2ndary stats
• • a giant heap of mastery
• • another giant heap of our highest 2ndary stat (which should be mastery right? or crit?)

[waxen oyster]

wtf is attuned

[dapper halo]

attuned? since when has raids required attunement

[waxen oyster]

Is this some classic player aka retirement home lingo.

[dapper halo]

i cant even remember

[dreamy rover]

[dapper halo]

i remember back in tbc

we did the attunement for the eye

and just when we had got our whole raid done with it

blizz removed the damn attunement requirement

[vale shore]

Onyxia attunement was a pretty long and involved questline

[dapper halo]

it was a Bruh moment for sure

[waxen oyster]

Yeah now you spend equally as long in a tier

[dapper halo]

i mean, it was ... brutal

[waxen oyster]

troubleshootiing weakauras

because every guild thinks they need 200000 weakauras to play a raid

[vale shore]

Vanilla Warcraft was a product of its time and back then getting attuned in an MMO was supposed to be a huge hurdle to cross

[dreamy rover]

troubleshooting weakauras is insane

[waxen oyster]

I love echo of neltharion

[golden loom]

Onyxia attune goes hard af

[waxen oyster]

and having a minimap weakaura

[haughty lantern]

should've used strongauras instead

[waxen oyster]

only to have a dumbass lizard be a terrorist

and wipe us anyway

[dapper halo]

troubleshooting weakauras is like getting dysentery on purpose

[haughty flicker]

pretty sure we had that wa the whole time

then the pull we killed half the people ignored it anyway

[royal lantern]

scent of blood means having multiple targets increases your dmg, which includes envenom

deathstalker heavy buffs envenom on 1 target, espacialy if you can get it out fast to get DN faster

aoe means you can do FoK->Envenom all the time

its mostly a mixture of "aoe makes you in general stronger" and "blizz put all your dmg into envenom cus fuck dots doing dot dmg, so doing envenoms faster is good dmg on 1 guy"

[waxen oyster]

i mean im gonna be real

i went to the same circle every time

[haughty lantern]

was sarkareth even any more powerful than other Dracythyr? Yes he was a wind commander but iirc all of the Dracthyr were "built" to be pretty equal

[waxen oyster]

i just blame the other guy for going into the wrong one

[royal lantern]

no you are not real

[waxen oyster]

[royal lantern]

took some void juice

thats it mostly tbh

[haughty lantern]

ye

[waxen oyster]

I don't know all dracthyr are lil bitches

compared to neltharion

[royal lantern]

p1 is him literally using Devestation Evoker abilitys

like, all abilitys are Raidboss versions of Devoker stuff

[waxen oyster]

Someone post that meme

[vale shore]

pretty sure every class in the game has a boss that is some idealized boss-fight version of that class

[waxen oyster]

nighthold bosses nightborne

vs

[golden loom]

"these halfmade experiments are bitches compared to deathwing who made them" shocker

[waxen oyster]

playable nightborne

[stuck knoll]

@spice spire @gusty mirage

[slow echo]

Why does simcraft craft their writhing armor band on feet?

[stuck knoll]

[royal lantern]

not rogue

[vale shore]

Moroes

[somber sparrow]

decided to take the jastor diamond from the vault today. wish there was a trinket though!

[haughty lantern]

THE BROTHERHOOD SHALL PREVAIL

LAPDOGS, ALL OF YOU

[vale shore]

yup and VanCleef

[golden loom]

Normal and heroic deadmines

[dapper halo]

im so so ready to be disappointed by the wall of disappointments

[dapper cradle]

OUR CAUSE IS RIGHTEOUS

[waxen oyster]

I mean in bfa we got elsa from frozen

as a raidboss

[somber sparrow]

boots and wrists and belt don't give a ton of secondary stats so those are all good to craft as the option

[royal lantern]

if "auto attacks the tank and puts a bleed on 1 guy" is the idelized version of Roge, its really sad

[haughty lantern]

plus you can socket bracers and belt

[vale shore]

he vanishes and garrotes everyone in the party

[dapper cradle]

id worship vanessa vancleef's feet fr fr fr

[haughty flicker]

moroes was a feral druid confirmed

[golden loom]

Also Kyveza is a Rogue

[waxen oyster]

I mean wasnt classic rogue just

[slow echo]

Yea, but historically it's been wrists since it gives the lowest stats

[dapper halo]

YOU LANDLUBRICANTS ARE TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT, ILL HAVE TO IMPROVISE

[waxen oyster]

autoattack

[cerulean maple]

are thunderlord and stormsinger cyrce sockets also swithcing top dps for yall in sims depending on gear?

[hollow river]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[waxen oyster]

80% of your globals

[haughty lantern]

land lubricants???

[dapper cradle]

[haughty flicker]

owo

[dapper halo]

hehe someone caught it

[vale shore]

someone found a gross fanfic version of that fight...

[dapper cradle]

deadmines is just a glorified goon cave

[waxen oyster]

Well mr smite is big and redacted

[dapper halo]

im giggling here like a little girl on ritalin

[golden loom]

Deadmines goated goon cave

[royal lantern]

just wanna drop really quick that implying slurs/talking around them is still forbidden here

[haughty lantern]

Deadmines has boats AND hoes (or i guess just boat)

[dapper cradle]

deadmines m+ when???

such a goated dungeon

[dapper halo]

im for real here, wtf is a "goon cave"

[waxen oyster]

You were thinking of wrong wrod

[strong dove]

what we choosing lads

[dapper cradle]

they should make stockades into a dungeon actually

with like a 15 min timer

giga fast blast key

[somber sparrow]

must just be because you can't put sockets on boots, but honestly it's probably any of those 3 options are fine

[haughty lantern]

does the helmet have a socket

[waxen oyster]

signet

[strong dove]

no socket

[vale shore]

mythic weapon if you dont have one

[gleaming geyser]

tier helm or signet

[haughty lantern]

yeah signet probably stonks

[vestal geyser]

!tierbreak

[prisma monolith]

Get your Season 2 Two Piece immediately, as it is a powerful gain. The new 4 piece will require more item level, most likely not being replaced until at least Hero track. Sim yourself to get a better idea for your own character

[haughty flicker]

the answer is signet and its not even close

[golden loom]

Just make classic BRD into a m+ dungeon with 17 bosses and a 4 hour timer

[gleaming geyser]

dont need weapon yet because you use crafted in main hand anyway and off hand ilvl is minimal

[haughty flicker]

unless you're planning on getting mythic house of cards anytime soon

[haughty lantern]

don't threaten me with a good time

[waxen oyster]

spend 75 gildeds for 3 mh ilvl

not worth

[gleaming geyser]

[haughty lantern]

i see mh and i think "monster hunter"

plz help me

[golden loom]

After 4 hours, and you wipe on emperor to ironfoe rng 1 shotting your tank

[dapper cradle]

doesn't it drop at like 665 on mythic?

[royal lantern]

no its good

[dapper cradle]

from raid at least

[waxen oyster]

the one he got in vault is 1/6

psure

[dapper cradle]

oh gotcha

[gusty mirage]

https://imgur.com/1nUZrGo

[waxen oyster]

i think rik's dagger is indeed 665

myth priory is just too goated

unless you really banking on getting a myth house of cards anytime soon

[dapper cradle]

myth prio is end-game bis for sin isn't it?

[haughty lantern]

if you take the dagger, it's got haste/vers, which is stonks for outlaw offhand if you play outlaw

but ye myth priority is OMEGA stonks. It's the new skardyns

[dapper cradle]

in terms of on use

oh right myth hoc is good too

[cerulean maple]

any1 got a clue why quick sim is sometimes using shiv between cd rotations (ie. at second 40)?

I know looking at sim ability log isnt a good way to learn but still curious why it wouldn't always hold for kb

[earnest remnant]

had to call em out uknow

[haughty lantern]

ye, only like slightly behind house of cards, but good luck getting a mythic version of that

[waxen oyster]

i think hoc is technically a bit better

[stuck knoll]

We may have 1 shot the boss

[spice surge]

Very versatile gif for sure

[golden loom]

Check pins for dry shiv info

[haughty lantern]

so I may be too scroob, but what exactly does "overtime" mean here?

[spice spire]

Mf hate watching fr

[dapper halo]

that wall of loot procced my autism

[haughty lantern]

wtf is a dry shiv

[stuck knoll]

We raided an extra day

[haughty lantern]

things I HAVE heard my gf say for 400$ alex

[earnest remnant]

they raided on a night to kill a boss on a day they werent meant to

[waxen oyster]

you send shiv after dm

[stuck knoll]

Than advertised

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[haughty lantern]

ohhhhhh

[waxen oyster]

during lingering+on darkest night env

[dapper cradle]

Dry shiv? Nah, I need that wet shiv. I want my shiv sloppy. I want my shiv dripping. I want my shiv gushing. I want my shiv creamy. When I pull my shiv, it better sound like bare feet sinking into mud. It better sound like a spoon stirring mac and cheese drowning in butter. It better sound like a swamp bubbling on a hot summer day. If my shiv isn’t moist, messy, and downright disgusting, I don’t want it.

[spice spire]

How about you focus on your hustle king

[spice spire]

Batman couldn’t beat this shit out of me

[earnest remnant]

he ratted himself out

[waxen oyster]

if you get griefed by mechanics and have to get off boss you likely lose the window

[earnest remnant]

by telling me they killed it

[gusty mirage]

how about you focus on getting some bitches

[haughty lantern]

GOD go back to #subtlety

i do not wish to be horny, i only wish to be happy

[waxen oyster]

and just play double shiv kb as normal

[earnest remnant]

i know which days he raids

[stuck knoll]

Hey I said we OT'd when I said it too

[golden loom]

Whats the old twitter account calling out guilds doing overtime

[haughty lantern]

@spice spire pass me the popcorn

[spice surge]

Overtime police

[haughty lantern]

we eatin good

[waxen oyster]

Overtime police

[gleaming geyser]

overtime police has been inactive

[waxen oyster]

they been slacking

[spice surge]

Its long since abandonned though

[stuck knoll]

I be the rat

[spice surge]

That was some bfa type shit

[stuck knoll]

[golden loom]

Funny account

[waxen oyster]

The key is you pull

10s before your raid ending

then you can claim its not OT

[dapper cradle]

what's ronk's rogue name

I didn't know he played!

[royal lantern]

sending the hitsquad

[earnest remnant]

he plays warrior

[stuck knoll]

[spice spire]

Trying damn

[dapper cradle]

[haughty lantern]

it's just all of the subtlety discord

fuckin hoard of cloakers coming after the raid

[gusty mirage]

it made a revival during SL

[waxen oyster]

fury warrior is basically outlaw

[gusty mirage]

for elusive's infamous 21 days of OT to still miss HoF on sylv

[waxen oyster]

they also spend 90% of their chat complaining they dont get into keys

[balmy condor]

my io score

has variance

apparently

[gusty mirage]

you got + minus 46?

[haughty lantern]

Fury is "guy with 2 weapons with anger problems"

Outlaw is "guy with 2 weapons with adderol"

[spice spire]

• or - 46

Incredible

[dapper cradle]

schrodinger's score

[balmy condor]

margin of error io score

[royal lantern]

margin of error

[haughty lantern]

io score lookin like a quadratic function headass

[spice surge]

https://www.wowhead.com/news/mythic-dungeon-tuning-for-march-18th-cinderbrew-brewery-nerf-and-timer-changes-375975?utm_source=discord-webhook
the changed the timer so the game doesnt know what to do first time you run it

[stuck knoll]

I am both

[spice surge]

Oh wait thats meadery

They didnt change that timer

[waxen oyster]

you ever brick a cinderbrew

because blizz decided to run their servers on hamsters this tier

and said hamster died mid key

[spice spire]

Only if you call @stuck knoll cinderbrew

[gusty mirage]

back in my day I was there for the infamous 22 hour key

[stuck knoll]

My alt last tier was rogue but then we got another rogue mans so amn't playing it anymore

[haughty lantern]

Doubt

THAT'S the funny thing, most stimulants/adhd meds supress most emotions

so you gotta be the angriest fucker on the planet to be so mad while on stimulants.

[spice spire]

Spires of ascension rest in piss

[gusty mirage]

they tried their best

[wraith burrow]

I presume it is because of my current stats but man this seems like a weird sim.

[haughty lantern]

this is one of the main reasons I stay rogue

yeah sure outlaw in raid is fun but I have "job security" b/c of rogue poisons

[royal lantern]

he manages this channel, ofc he is angry af

[gusty mirage]

who manages this channel

[dapper cradle]

[stuck knoll]

cam

[spice spire]

Me

[wraith burrow]

this chest would be 42 ilvls higher than my current one but sims lower

[waxen oyster]

tbh its kind of valid

[stuck knoll]

can't* be mad Sebbe is a pamper

[gusty mirage]

you should manage yourself some bitches instead pal

[waxen oyster]

finding warrior dps players who aren't absolute apes

is a rarity

[slow echo]

Why does simcraft craft their writhing armor band on feet over wrists/back since those are the pieces with the least main stat? Is it just stat distribution with this season's current items?

[haughty lantern]

I know one, the fury warrior on my raid team is a very nice girl.

she is undead and she wears a tophat mog

[spice spire]

Again I’m fucking trying out here

Damn

[waxen oyster]

Need another gromnak fr

[spice spire]

How you gonna hate a mf like that

[gusty mirage]

I'm a certified hater

[haughty lantern]

oxi out here hating like he's paid to do it

[royal lantern]

you said "no apes"

[waxen oyster]

"These m+ rats infesting my mfing raid"

[gusty mirage]

https://imgur.com/hWMw1rp