#assassination
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fair but it is only wowhead with that title đ
aka i expect nothing and i'm still dissapointed
I can see the titles from sites like "World of warcraft makes his player addicted to gamble"
WoWhead would never sensationalise a headline
I think 11.1 should come with a second ring
we're a news site what do you expect
We need more rings i mean we have 10 fingers ?
I expect accuracy in ur headline I want 60 words max explaining the nuances
uhm, akshualy not all ingame races have 10fingers
"Major changes for every spec except some specs who get small changes and others who get none"
that'll get clicks
johnny depp secret boss
Regarding the set again, I'm just going to assume Blizzard will eventually try to balance it around us just doing our 'normal' rotation and that being kind of optimal in every situation. Basically resulting in whatever WA keeps track of your 8-slot machine is your personal dopamine hit.... or not and for the rest just play the game
100% expecting cheese because its not balanced though, but I guess we'll see
You mean with dopamine like 5 rtb buffs from outlaw?
adding an "almost" would be better, but i dont care, its just funny
nah, will be like sophic power in DF
kinda evens out, but you WILL notice the god rng and the bad rng pulls
which feels horrible
huge changes, Realz been cookin
Naaa shits burnt
ya its really weird rogue has fewest changes by far of any class it looks like? although we did get some rework in .5 patch so ma ybe they're fine with it for now
Not only did they not make a class 2pc they just reused the season 1 shoulder art for s2 rogue.. and once again not scaled for gnomes :/
more content updates = tighter timelines = cut corners
The bars near blizzard are making record profits though ...
wow, really underwhelming patch notes
who gives a shit about outlaw
The aug discord channel seems to think its broadly equivalent
slight DPS buff
and most utility comes from zephyr / rescue anyway
only major thing is healer output reduction due to lack of mainstat from Ebon Might but like...
So it's a slight healer nerf with an Aug comp right?
I guess? healers just have the same power as any other comp
They can still use the... Scales(?) ability on tanks right?
yeh that's still there
In theory survivability went down a bit but that's it
I think it just makes aug not immediately meta for high keys, but probably still competitive
but remains to be seen
Means they can have fun with the buffs again aa they donât support the support roles
Oh wiat nvm
they re-simmed it and its a 1.5% dps loss compared to current
so maybe dedge?
Pointless simming something 2 months away and making a shot call
we all gamble with the Blizzard Buff/Nerf Roulette at the end of the day
Major class changes for everyone! Rogue gets 1 line per spec 
wait does this remove the ongoing catalyst charges you get every 2 weeks?
@tawdry halo seems like it remains the same
And what really changed was that achievement
oh so it's a bonus catalyst charge
Yep! Multiple actually
Instead of 1 for the achievement, you get 1 per each step of the achievement
So m+ rating + pvp rating + HC last boss kill
bring back dinar
our 11.1 set looks like RNG on top of RNG with a side dish of RNG
According to datamine, they are
Ct one might be atrocious if it snapshots ngl
i hope so
will create some turboshit situations
it won't
should never have buffed them
no other dps does
Making me pve 
So I need RNG to give me crits on my KB ticks, but also to RNG my RNG to RNG the RNG that I am RNGing with the RNG to RNG the RNG.
I'd see it more like:
- now I have extra catalyst charges if I put in the work in other areas of the game
Yeah the one rogue dev is a massive gambling addict
You forgot the RNG
Because most people were just pvping to 1600 for the PvE item
My bad, it was under the general layer of RNG
Yeah Iâm half joking
(you're still right)
Tier is usually meh or outright bad in pvp
Wait
So hopefully wonât feel forced to do it
Well "same" 2p
Pvp will be fun
Ye but all tier is usually nerfed in pvp
Also didnât i see theyâre doing pve and pvp catalyst charges
I linked above
Yes read what he posted above
Theyâre also adding an item to give pvp scaling to any pve piece I think
Might be tier only idr
It's nice seeing a hype patch that has yet to horrify me.
Pvp scaling to the motorcycle on use from mechagon
Bfa season 4 we are so back
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/81QahYkHDcztWXw4?fight=last&type=damage-done
What am I doing wrong here?
I think running CT on that fight is a bait. I just run spatter
Yee CT on ulgrax really isnât worth
also running IC, not a fan. Seems more like you ran an M+ build
In your opener you should envenom before you go into cooldowns
OK ok, i'm sure there's more?
Looks like you shiv kingsbane before your deathmark in the opener
You want to death mark before kingsbane
Ok will do
Also only shiv before kingsbane if you are running Lightwight Shiv, which you weren't
YOu want the shiv buff for the last 8 seconds of kingsbane
oh ok
with and without lightweight shiv?
wowhead rotation shows it well
!fuu
Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version
With lightweight you shiv before kingsbane and last 8 seconds of it
So opening cooldown order is DM, shiv, kb
And you should have garrote/rup up with envenom rolling
is the firelands trinket still very good?
there is no still, it got nerfed pretty fast last time a round
Thanks somnius
I've never looked up this rotation sequence before, do people usually not garrote on single target at all until right at the end
the sequence you're seeing above was like 5 seconds into the fight
Can someone sent a screenshot of what your action bars look like?
ty
new pin?
yes
whispyr where raid
Raid canceled for holiday
rogue changes when đŠ
I mean we are not in dire need of changes - although that tier set is abysmal
Dog what
Hey! When I vanish I don't get a new Master Assasin buff.. what's wrong?
Man they literally just made every new tier set bonus the exact same thing
!wa
Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater
Please tell me where to find a good macro? I'm trying to make comfortable binds
Im new, so im trying to find some useful macro
Hi, just coming back to Rogue and wanted to ask if there's any way I can track supercharged combo points in WA?
Used to do it using the buffs but we don't get those now so
Are you? Just checking in big dog
most ppl dont track supercharged cause its kinda pointless but there is a WA
Not sure, I'm uncertain about the future and worried about the world and my place in it. Feeling good in my personal bubble though, so vibes are ok
Thanks for checking dog, hope you're doing well. You good?
Trigger: Power -> Combo Points lets you select Overlay Charged combo points
That's the only way with base WA stuff
Ah ty
There are APIs/Events you can use to track if you want to do stuff custom
rng tier
Hey guys I have a question
I have 2 mythic Kukriâs
I use 1 mythic kukri and 1 heroic Regicide
Would yall use the 2 mythic daggers or just keep it how I have it?
ilvl over everything imo
And sim
this was way more real than I thought and I genuinely hate to hear that. But I'm glad you're doing well, in the end, we gotta find comfort in the world and that's what matters.
so we got 2uh dks 2 warriors and 2 boomies..shoudl i even bother going the aoe spec for brood?
mythic
and 2 dh and a lock lmao
word
You'll still get value on spiders
Just parasites go byebye
Can't parse that fight as sin anymore haha
it do be feeling like that lol
Do ya'll envenom at 4cp or get as close to max as possible outside of nightfall?
5+
5+ always, never less
should i still save my second mark for when the eggs break or just send it on cd?
I just send it on CD since you get a nature damage amp after it ends
word
Only time I don't is when lust is in 30ish seconds and hold for that
But thats dependant on comp and strat
If you're dm on pull, you'll basically have it up 15ish seconds before egg breaks which lines up quite nicely for caustic spatter value
But not sure if thats better or worse for boss dam since CT+DM is quite big
yeah i dm on pull
anyone got a good BigDebuff profile for assa in pvp?
I would ask in the pvp channel tbh
I think my rng for 11.1 gonna start early. Time to pull out the good old roulette wheel to find which class Iâm playing that isnât rogue. Not a fan of being forced to play outlaw
oops missed that my b
why are we forced to play outlaw?
Bold of you to assume outlaw is the play when Skardyns 2.0 is in the loot pool
Ah yeah rng tier
Idk its probably normalized rng and won't be as bad as people see on paper
Preparing for the worst, hoping for the best, and trying my best, all we can do đȘ 
im like the only rogue in our guild so i doubt i get to reroll lmao
If I wasnât committed to raid leading Iâd just not play even, I hate the goblin aesthetic too
!fuu
Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version
Let's put our differences aside and change deathstalkers mark to a buff 
With the Undermine(d) coming up, does the best M+ rogue spec differs from this current season?
No one knows
can you evasion the orbs or lines during intermission Ky'veza?
dh will take over rogues role
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
FINALLLLLLLLLY
dsjeaoifsejfguiosjefg
how will they take over rogue role when we're roleing the bones
fiopsajfoisefjmseoiufjseioufjsemfs
grats
Damn a lot of season 2 info came out over night 
darkest night*** and 5+ A L W A Y S
like my ex on a saturday night type of thang

also fatebound
we are game baby
lmfao everyone gets a wall of text of changes, rogue gets 2 bullet points
We'll get a 5% buff to x skill during the season and we'll fucking enjoy it.
fixing vanish-ambush on DN would be nice
are we not supposed to get a mark and still have DN up when we do that or something or is something else wrong?
!vanish
Vanish->Ambush during cooldowns with Darkest Night up has two main benefits:
- Getting more mark uptime by reapplying when it's down
- Consuming Darkest Night then puts you from 3 stacks of the mark down to 2 since the mark is already applied
As of September 13th with the Echoing Reprimand Fix, that second part is broken. Blizzard inadvertantly added a bug where you cannot consume mark stacks while darkest night is active. This will hopefully get resolved quickly as it is quite impactful. Until that time, you might want to consider taking improved garrote in your single target build (instead of 1 point of vicious venoms, or instead of improved poison). You do not have to do this, and if you would like to continue to play without improved garrote, you would simply hold onto your vanish in case you drop the mark. Once the bug is fixed you would go back to vanish->ambush.
if you ambush to apply 3 marks with DN up and then consume DN you dont also consume one of the marks as you should
o never noticed that
September 13th...
has it really been that long?
Itâs been 84 yearsâŠ
Day one ptr notes donât usually have the bug fixes
Stuart was literally not born then
Heâs a teenager almost in his 20âs!
Yeah but ur a good lass you deserve nothing less than the best homie
Appreciate you. I know I do. Unfortunately not everyone in the world agrees.
Pissed
4% queen wipe
so close yet so far
s2 outlaw angle?
lock it in, you should go to their channel
in for a penny in for a pound, if i'm gonna be rng'ing, why not go full rng
I mean you could just play a slot machine simulator
dispense with the pleasantries of the mmo
dont be rude punk i will give u a hug if u dont stop
sry im allergic to hugs
uber tempted to leave my guild out in the cold to find a raid lead for next tier
cause its buffing dispatch instead of bte + the rng on buff just make the spec even worse rng wise
you can already have vanilla gameplay with no proc
now you can have good gameplay and no dmg if proc is bad or vanilla gameplay if shit is worse
no way it can be good to play design wise in the current iteration
imo only sub tierset seems good and fun assa is whatever depends on number tuning and outlaw is giga bad even with astonishing numbers
Yes, thatâs what Iâm saying
But people keep coming into the channel saying âso outlaw next patch????â
wtf
yeah sorry,thats not happening 
I mean frankly the assa tier might be more rng
The 4 piece just reading ânext finish +30%â
but we will see
Is so fucking whack
big gamba
you know whats funny
we have trouble cause of how many buff are stacking instead of static one causing performancec issue
and now every set gonna do that and its gonna get way worse
im more interested in actual sims now
i'm dooming so much the next raid with 10 fps

of course main character of wow (mage) gets cool tier
the frostbolt volley stuff sounds so fun
mage will always be the best,period and forever
4 seconds is a pretty cringe number tbh, you could maybe get 2 finishers in with superchargers?? but like just say next finisher or next 2. dont give us this intermediate shitty 4s
full auto machine gun MM hunter also sounds sick
Don't worry they'll nerf mages a few weeks into prog and then neglect them for the rest of the season

if it works like the newly changed sleight of hand it is a +12% chance to roll 5 buffs every rtb
which combined with the talent makes the chance to roll 5 25%
buffs good
S2 tier bonuses out?
if it work out that way sure it might be an outlaw patch but i'm pretty sure it wont be like that
might even be a flat nerf to a already bad talent
wouldnt surprise me anymore
I mean the sims are gonna be pretty funny, itâs basically just outlaw/assa suck and sub tier is bananas
And theyâre all rng to shit
Oh oh we are pirate next patch
yup its gonna be wild
Yeah the âifâ is carrying mountains in that sentence
Assas bonus doesn't sound bad, though it depends on what the percentage for "you have a chance to " actually is.
Jackpot for ranged classes is just so much cooler than winning streak
Because it stops you from dropping stacks. I dont even care about the 4 seconds. Other specs drop stacks 15% of the time. Assas doesn't
thoughts on the m+ changes and gilded crests from delves? looks good imo
đ
they're phrased the exact same way, blizzard would surely never be inconsistent

Yeah surely
Talking in the spec channel where âpoisonâ has 4 different meanings
poison in the well water maybe
you mean where nature dmg doesnt affect nature dmg from other source cause reason ?
Yes
when i see so much example of this i'm like damn the game could be really good with some clarity(wording, swirlies ...)
poisons are ofc no nature dmg
except when they are
but no you need to test everything cause they can't communicate
Big disc changes, guess I'm not playing rogue again next tier 
mage changes are even bigger i think
its crazy how much attention mage gets
all the time
tree nodes moved around again
qol and dmg buffs
and we are here chatting about tierset

Blizzard hates dagger specs
0 changes for every spec whose legion artifact was a dagger

I'm also kind of sick of being a 1/2 minute burst spec
well mage is kinda a spymaster class atm
Yeah but then ur a mage
true
It's probably the legion/bfa nostalgia talking, but I kind of miss when our CDs were fake and we just did DoT damage with a flat profile.
bad take from big jimothy incoming: I want assassination to have shadow dance again
if i miss anything is having meaningful gear,like thunderfury back in vanilla.When it proc'd it was gg or fangs of the father during cata
maybe acro as well,comfort is comfort
Well if they introduce such garbage
Gotta talk about it either way
meanwhile manather is ''cautiously optimistic'' and gets bored with frost changes again đ
im telling you brother,rogue lives dont matter
wth
Its actually mindnumbing how bad the tierset reads
i mean assa read bad outlaw need clarification, might be good and sub looks really nice
it could be worse
The 2p reads like shit
dont wanna flex or anything but ive called that sub's gonna be a thing like a month ago
its ez tho, when its the worst rogue spec pve just call its gonna be good and its probably true next big patch
still gonna be a assa rog đ«Ą
It's first round of ptr, I have faith
its not the worse spec though 
less played for sure
Lets add a random % damage increase proc for the 2p, but make it insanely stupid by adding a chance you just remove the buff with a finisher
dont wanna start the copium memes yet but u know its coming fam đ
how is it not the worse performing rogue atm ? in raid its true most of the time debatable with assa; didnt check in m+ but i assume its the same
sub is fine,it jsut suffers from couple of stupid bugs thats all
yeah for sure
pretty sure it kicks assa's butt in every ST fight
it generally does more ST dmg,loses to cleave scenarios and ''aoe'' to assa for sure
i didnt say it was bad
i said it was the worst performing spec
and with the tier set change it seems like it will be a banger next patch
u literally said worse spec pve
We donât doom!
nah outlaw might be the best one in raid atm and in m+ idk probably same as sub
what
outaw is 1 of the worst specs for the last 2 fights btw
Well thatâs certainly a hot take
like, in the entire game
not just rogue
or do you look at WEEKLY WOWHEAD DMG OVERALL posts and think outlaw is strong cus bar big?
bark bark bark
nah i agree its probably the worse on the last 2 boss but it does destroy the others and being tanked heavely by people trying it with so little data id argue its pretty strong
just relying heavely on uptime so it more dependent on boss design than other spec
and with next raid i'm pretty sure design wont be as good for outlaw as it is this tier so i'll probably be shit
spoiler alert: raid design is never good for outlaw
how can a spec be bad on the most importdnt fights of a tier, and at the same time "is the best one in raids"
sometimes its bearable, but more likely than not youre going to get fucked on ofe on the last 2 bosses
nah this tier is pretty good compare to last expac
so unless the spec is just overtuned compared to the other 2 its dead in the water
thet literraly the big problem with outlaw
^
thats just like tyran said, data fodder for wowhead weekly article
like, the last 2-3 fights are most of the time what Counts
not the "dies in 5pulls" bosses
I mean sin has been better than outlaw for 90% of the raid with the exception of the first month and the abuse week
outlaw was pretty ok on fyrakk for example, it was just maybe the worst spec in the game on tindral
not just maybe tbh
yeah and at that time it was legit overtuned
imo it was the worst spec
yeah
outlaw = / = raid
there is a discontinuity between those two
Assa is the reliable take,Sub is the godmode
(when it comes down to raid)
outlaw is actually pretty good on queen
legit the best rogue spec
princess too
court worse
i made the switch, im enjoying it
but the people in this channel are cooler than in the sub channel
yeah its fine on queen, it has the opportunity to do most dmg in p2
but dps doesnt really matter on that boss since the pre-hof nerfs
and with aura stacking just less relevant every week
yeah but it still show outlaw is really in a good place this raid
and it will probably be dumpster next tier
why, thats pure guessing
sin is the most based channel out fo the 3.Sub is bigbrain nerd energy
theres almost 3months of ptr left
outlaw is just dangerous for mental health
cause design is really good for outlaw and i dont see them making 2 raid in a row with no rp/huge downtime
if this was highschool i would throw eggs at them in the cafeteria
People in the sub channel don't shitpost and make goon jokes
People here do
Sin W
Still prolly gonna main sub
I have to relearn rogue since cata
Rn all I know is sin
Idek sub anymore
Feels weird
I suppose it's the moving parts
Symbols of death and sectec being one of them on top of dance windows
sub is pretty str8 forward now,wont take long before u can que some 12s playing sub
it feels nice to play
assa still the most reliable take coz tanks chainpulling 3 mobs just kills sub dmg
wasting sblades and all
1.5 min cd on them alligning with flag and all pretty strong though
yeah cd aligning is really better than dust
but you don't have to use your head much anymore
u still do,just not as much as before
its more simple
yeah
gamba
wahtever u do dont read the pins
they like
lie all the time
xD
........
Pins are here
Must be new around here
you too have a nice day(it was never about asking a question,its always about knowing how to not waste time by knowing simple functionalities.The same way u dont ask the coriolis force for windforces spinning on diff directions in north and south hemisphere the air you breathe)
U are not forced to answer 
ofc not,its just me trying to point u the right direction by being an @ss

and thats outlaw ladies and gents
Is there anywhere I can find useful macro for assasination ?
!tea
Shiv/Tea Macro
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:
/cast Shiv
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null
Weâve never had a !macro command
No
Cause we donât need a command for that
idk i see people asking for macro often it could be useful
but mb i'm not here enough
That's probably the easiest macro to set up
its also in the wowhead guide (which you should read)
/Cast deathmark
/Use potion name or item id
/Use 13 or 14 iirc
hi guys, who can help me? i think what was better: craft dagger 636 ilvl or leave everything as it is (hero daggers)
Yeh I mean trinket potion cd macro is very basic across all classes
MH ilvl increase is huge
So either get a mythic dagger or craft
!simguide
Guide to Simming yourself: https://www.wowhead.com/how-to-use-raidbots-sims-stat-weights
For more accurate results you should always sim yourself using Top Gear for gear you already have in your bags
or Droptimizer to see which content drops the biggest upgrade for you. Do not use Stat Weights sims to evaluate gear.
for sure just saying having somewhere to copy it from is just faster didnt realise it was on the wowhead guide already
Anyone else have pawn just to see +200 ilvl on items when leveling new alts
dopamine
thx!
Fellas, I had my first 100 yesterday! đ
what if i cant read
Which is a normal thing for WoW Players
Pog
Congrats bro
@silk bane I didnât know they put us in the game
Need a comedy WA for the bloodlust whole crew summon. And some music.
Goonsquad
Goon on pull
Goonlust
oh no
All I do is goon goon goon no matter what
too bad mage can't equip it
PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PE
to be the real goosquad
I had the Pedro Weakaura
for Bloodlust
While playing remix
It's the best weakaura.
It was perma pedro
in remix
Remix was also the best mode
they ever brought
so much fun
i miss ist
They might bring back or make something fun with the weapons.
And also: what if we can equip every legendary.
Yeah but why people hyped for legion specifically
That you steamroll anyway?
It was a great time, it had some great stuff. I'm personally excited to see if they do something with the weapons (which makes the most sense for a 'cloak' variant style thing).
Also it's a really good time to knock out some annoying achievements.
Same
IF there is a WOD Classic
But only if we can have WoD-era Sub scaling with haste.
What about shadowlands remix
Banger
I'd absolutely be down for that. Finally, a good Shadowlands.
Wdym
?
It came after BFA
It'd fix a lot of the actual problems Shadowlands had. No content (it's all available), quicker progression, etc.
BfA remix would also be fun, imo.
Do it for Jani
korthia and zerith mortis banger zones
for good
I skipped the first patch
Zerith Mortis is a banger zone in that it flashbangs me every time I enter it.
I cant find it anywhere but is it worth replacing my queen ring for the new one yet? I feel like losing 5k crit is really bad
did you check the pins?
sorry to respond so late, people keep procing this, me and the boys gotta jump in to beat people up for em.
4 sec is pretty low to play around
Thereâs no playing around it
whospiyr
tell them to change it
ret sucks donkey balls
havoc too
I ainât god
Our current tier is also just passive - doesnt change anything does it?
You think if I had the power to do that, the game would be this shit?
what sacerfice should i offer for you to become one?
Correct
Itâs basically just the same tier as now in a different flavor and drizzled with a decadent drizzle of rng horse semen and rat shit
Instead of proc this from bleeds its proc this from whatever and sometimes it goes away xD if you are very lucky you get the Max stacks during deathmark but otherwise you just ignore it i guess
Best case scenario you lose the stacks constantly
Which is so fucking dumb
I canât even begin to explain
okay fuck wow. come with me, we go play turbo modded ffxiv. goon in the clubs until we die of dehydration
bet?
top parses on mythic are so weird
Yes thatâll happen in an rng game where skill is of little relevance
When was last time a tierset meaningfully changed our rotation?
also i guess a bit unclear but how the fuck is this supposed to work in aoe? im assuming proc rate is some rppm . but the chance to end is flat 15% every cast? so in aoe lets say 10 rppm, i get 10 per minute if im spamming but i keep dropping them because every cast im more likely to drop them than i am to get a stack?
Cinem
Saw a rogue throw dagger 5 times in a row on ulgrax
a
i guess sin 4 pc kinda protects against it a lil, but sub madge
anyways back to league and sleep for me
Itâs rppm to get the stacks and then 15% chance on finisher to lose the stacks
yes but lets say im spamming bps.
im more likely to drop than to get then
since im basically gambling 15% every other gcd
Yeah isnât that fun

also fast kill too 3mins on mythic sheesh
eeh everything about 11.1 looks like shit to me i guess i'll wait until 11.2 and see
the raid is gonna be cinema
How fast does your guild kill ulg @balmy condor
Uhhhh
wait, yall do stuff in the game? I thought we just park our dude at the raid and log back in after 14 DMs from our RL begging me to "not start another league game when raid was 40 minutes ago"
4 min
i don't care about mounts or transmogs sadly
that doesn't entertain me the times i'm playing
yeah maybe my guild is owning my parse bc theyâre slow with
like 8 mins ulg kills
sigh
We park our characters at the auto hammer in front of Queen Gyatt and tab into Maplestory
actually though, what have we seen outside of tier to make you think everything looks like shit?
holy thats based
Ainât that like 3 intermissions?
and then u stream maplestory for the boys yea?
something like that
i'm probably burnt of the game for now
same loop
the theme i don't like
feels like a filler arc
Yeh I stream it in disc
âweâ barely hit 4/8 this week so it explains alot
Yeah thatâs fucked
ground mount advertised as something incredible like wtf
play something else. Im just playing other things and only logging in for farm. I used to care about title but i dont even do m+ anymore. complete waste of time and biggest time sink ive ever seen.
the game will have the same issues as it does now
yeah 7:26 give
me aids
yeah enjoying PoE2 for now
next season iâm finding a new guild idgaf
yeah play that then. no need to one game wow
if you think the $$ is worth it for the raid and stuff play it
if not, dont
When we progging Maplestory together
âDont play wowâ in a wow discord is an incredible take xD
I mean when the game is shit what are we supposed to say
you have to interact with the awful M+ system if you wanna stay relevant
okay, im 1 game off of masters. I hit GM (need like only what 400 lp? pog) then we go maple story. but also my friends wanna go turbo goon mode in ff14.
i love wow!
The peak of PvE content right now is getting declined from keys for 45 minutes and then wiping to the first boss because itâs a 6 min fight
have had some ulgrax kills get close to enrage 
This is true, I started in DF season 1 and it took me a few patches to realize this
Goon squad ong
new guild angle
everything is pugs, not in a guild
not really though, I havent done a single key in almost 7 weeks now i think? like yeah sure youre gonna need to do some weekly 10s or w/e for the first 5-6 weeks but thats about it
SO bad
then youre done with the season
fastest I have is 5:43
If you pug higher keys its kinda normal to sit and w8 for inv. Been like this for a long time now
Yeah
And I havenât pushed keys in a long time
Cause itâs an utter waste of my time
and that's a pain in the ass and a waste of time
But its not a good system tho
how many bosses next tier do we know
until they implement soloQ M+
No
It's 8, isn't it?
well 10s arent hard to get done and dont take too much time. if youre not super behind the curve, u just get in. u can also do weekly 10s with guildies early in the season
Didn't they say 8 or something
its only "title push" thats a complete dogshit grind and a timesink
I recall the raid blurb mentioning eight bosses, yeah
its why things like leagye have autofill
you can do 10s at like 615 ilvl
any game with role based matchmakign runs into this problem
where u get bottlenecked with whatever role is not common
Rik Reverb is a really good name
except in wow they said fuck these suckers, get the bag
Who is literally anyone on this list other than gallywix
you dont know who the one armed bandit is?
this season alone, not being behind, it was pain in the ass to find 10s, even if you used you key, the chances of finishing it were low af
canât wait to fight gallywix haha
do you not know rik reverb? Bro was the best dj by night, hardest gooner by day
we go way back
your key to get it depleted and go back to a 9 or sit in queue for an hour
My mistweavers cat is named mugsy, are we fighting a cat
Yeah 100%. Myself only plats wow casually on the evening 14+ keys. Cant stand doing more
I hope not. Cats are cool
and we fight a guy with one arm
Very excited to see how LFG manages to mangle those names in group listings.
he actually has 0 arms
Sprocketmonger Lockenstock might be my favorite name
but he trained really really hard
how do we go from big dumpy queen to gallywix đ
Bro I canât wait to fight the most influential goblin, Stix Bunkjunker
canât wait to scream when i lose my tier bonus mid pull
idk I love the theme, gives me major Borderlands vibes
monitor breaking season inc
The one arm bandit is what they called the dude who got caught jerking in the bathroom in high school
You wonât know when you lose it because you wonât track it because you canât control it and it doesnât impact your rotation at all
Also you want to lose it oddly enough
Like itâs better to lose it
Which is strange
But ya know
Guys
Iâm now 19
Game is shit
forgot the worst dungeon in game will be m+ next season⊠dark flame cleft
Lets go!
What can you do
jokes on you, im getting LE to get a timer and a proc counter and loglikelihood function that tells me my odds of proccing the next one based on how long its been since my last proc and where in the rppm cylce I am
Pog
You need to lose it to maybe gain it max power 
just so I can see the chance and be like cool, it did proc pog
2 years for alcohol!
AMERICANS 
parses gonna be rng now ?
Time to update bio
yeah i got giga lucky and just shit on everyone
NOW? Boy what do you think parses have been for 20 years
LOL
Skill based 
Feel like you could get a 100
with the right people
Yeah, good cope
just make them all play around you đ if you get a mechanic WIPE
parses are always RNG, like I checked some random classic parse on vael for rogues and the rank 1 guy backstabbed 16 times as his rotation and crit 16 times, how can you beat that
Just rng no mechanics but also donât rng mechanics on your guildies who will fuck up
Reminder that blizzard thought that m+ working off a death count like delve instead of a timer was a good enough idea to send people a poll for
Remember that from like 10 days ago
You probably donât because blizzard has announced two awful patches back to back
And completely wiped out all of the other stupid shit
Thanks for reminding me
okay ive interacted with 0 things in .7 so far
Iâm in the U.K.
Could have been drinking since like 14
dont even know how to get to the island
Also did they show the tierset
Also I got a switch and scarlet for my bday! :o
So Iâm hyped
Youâre not missing out
Log back in during January to collect all your shit insta
yeah ill prob just do that
i dont even need the ring for parses anymore
have collected all my 99/100s for the tier
im legit done
omg same bestieee!
Twinsssss
whats so bad about it?
What a gamer
What's good about it
youre still doing keys?
i fully quit m+ like 7 weeks ago. kinda pretty happy with the decision
wont even miss the title
my ass sitting here like
glgl
Wouldn't be so sure
Scores will rise with ring + dungeon nerfs
They meant miss as in I miss you
nah
i meant as in both
im still in title range but like i dont care if i dont get it
i already miss him
đ be safe my dude
Christmas break wilding
Not my sweet catfish man!

so i saw ptr notes
we got 4 lines
shaman got 3000 word essay
4 beautiful lines
dont worry after cucking us in 11.0 they sid 11.1 is your time surely 
theyre keeping the best for last
surely

Didnât we cope on that in 11.0
sometimes less lines is better, I've been playing rsham because my guild needs it, removing AG and PW lmao
but we are strong enough as is though imo
yeah but surely this time yea? they wont do this to us again right?
right?
surely

jk i dont caare nymore its their game
M+ as a system is horrid, just queueing and the same dungeons and whatever I donât need to explain it
the quality of raid bosses gets worse and worse every tier. The last âgoodâ penultimate boss was like probably aggramar or elisande
gear is super boring and an absolute nightmare to get. 4 secondary stats and the all do the same shit, tier bonuses that are just repackaged mastery buffs? Give me a break
the game does not respect anyoneâs time because the moment a patch releases itâs not actually the patch, itâs all timegated to shit and youâre expected to fill your vault or else m+ players legit cannot get 639âs
On top of that blizzard has made it a habit to release the patches buggy, untested, and untuned, leaving the playerbase to test the shit for them
Blizzard moves way too slow on any class changes, like the choice nodes on deathstalker for example are so laughably untuned, there is a clear choice node, momentum vs follow the blood. Momentum is simply twice the strength in the BEST case situation. We called this out during ALPHA, and yet we still have the exact same two CT nodes on a choice node, also how is it possible that hero talent balance between the two is so bad all the time. You add a second target to a fight and fatebound falls off a fucking cliff itâs crazy
11.0.7 is a peak example of them just releasing nonsense content to keep up metrics. No one wants this dumb rng fiesta ring, no one wants a copy paste island expedition map. The patch is 2 questlines and they had to even timegate the fucking Kirin tor questline to try and stretch the content out
All the work they spent during legion and bfa and shadowlands and dragonflight to make world content a thing has ended up with war within being pretty much empty world content wise
Delves are supposed to be an âendgame pillarâ but need a complete overhaul balance wise to make any sense, they received barely a footnote in season 2 about adding 2 new delves and some curios. Blizzard also used BFA to pog out over their new technology for random encounters and new super-AI fights with island expeditions that they will use in the future to make interesting content (they have not reused it since)
Every time they add a system that could work and end up being fun and probably even good at the end of the expansion when theyâve iterated on it (see also: Suramar type story based zones, islands, warfronts, torghast, maw type like âeliteâ zones, covenants, soulbinds, legion weapons, conduits, Azerite armor, the Azerite neck, benthic gear, horrific nightmares, the corrupted zone events from bfa, others). Legit every one of those was almost fine and just needed some extra iteration and it went up in a ball of fiery smoke at the end of the patch/expansion as blizzard hammers it into the dirt.
This game does not respect you. Blizzard has shown time and time again that they do not âlearnâ from their âexperimentsâ. They push out content mainly aimed to take advantage of your FOMO in hopes of keeping player retention just high enough until the next new shiny half-assed thing. Itâs been on this trajectory for nearly a decade and it simply gets worse and worse with time as blizzard continually realizes that they can get away with lazier and lazier patches and as long as there is a proverbial +2% dps ring at the end of the slop people will log in and pump that MAU number for their stockholders.
Hope that clears it up for you
Amen 
Is slop the word of the year
It's a good word
Wasnât there something about that earlier
I fucking hate the fact that whispyr is right
that was a banger of a read
fucking peak
cinema
based
alright i go watch league and bedge
see I only resubbed cuz a cute girl wanted to do keys
It's wild they've never re-used the BfA Island AI stuff.

If rush is on tell him I said hello
Outside of comp stomp I guess (lmao)
But are you winning?
You never asked me to do keys
I pay a monthly fee to log in 3x a week and hear people bitching about the newest dogshit boss that the raid has. Stone legion generals, fatescribe, kelthuzad, anduin, diurna, zskarn, echo of nelth, tindral, silken court
Yâall ever realize that no one asks what the favorite fight of a raid is anymore
yeah but I ask you to golf every week
What's your favourite fight of this tier?
Itâs always âis this fight the new worstâ
I like sikran honestly but the ground swirlies couldâve used a better visual
u know I actually had a lot of fond raid memories from DF
I liked princess from a heroic perspective
If I have to choose, I'd say... Either Rashanan or princess (heroic)
I do enjoy his voice lines a lot.
Kyveza is a good patchwerk yeah
I love the little flourish he does when you get to his platform after killing the trash
Bloodbound makes me feel sticky irl
He like swoops his sword and tells you to come fuck him up
Yeah! It's really cute, and I like the visual they use for the charges and just the flow of the fight.
It's very smooth.
He's a dervish and it's great.
if you compare this tier vs first tier of DF
Someone asked me about the club championship tonight I hadnât seen so I got to retell the story
I think eranog was better
First tier df is better by far
As a first boss, yeah
Vault was pretty good overall
dathea sucked
We bitched about kurog
Razageth fucking owns
council sucked
How naive
What a good goddamn boss. Those voicelines.
Dathea was so bad
Raz was a banger fight
Dathes was bad because she murdered pugs but I didn't hate her by the end of it.
i think bloodbound, sikran, rash, kyveza, and queen all better
We bitched about sennarth
than their vault counterparts
Sennarth was so fine
More raid bosses need to talk non-stop shit the entire fight like Razageth does.
Sennarth was such a cool idea
idk why people hated sennarth
She was bad cause I had to play old IC and iron wire for platforms for my guild
I convinced my RL to let me never go to platform

I liked Council quite a lot in vault. In part the presentation and voice lines.
In a few years time you are gonna talk about how good tww season 1 was and the cycle will repeat
I tried but they couldnât get the cc right
But I liked the way the mechanics flowed. Each doing X and needing Y from another boss to counter it.
we found some simulator leagues for the winter
i mean it was a cool idea
Doubt it tbh
Itâs 5 am I need sleep.
Yeah, pretty much.
I donât talk good about bfa season 1
shadow word: bedge
Bfa season 1 was horrible
Except that 1 week assa was pumping with garrote
Bfa Season 1: Do daggers exist? No!

Yeah just get very lucky from random Azerite from m0 cause it didnât drop from m+ until the end of the first season lmao
No farmable Azerite
Stonewall blockade what a fight
Mechatorque without voice comm. 
Ghuun was whack
Wait zul wasnât even the second to last boss in uldir
What was his fucking name
yeah mythrax
Yeah that guy
Mythrax, the MC weird boy in the pit
Where you needed to bench like a third of your roster to make the mechanics work
couldnt play melee before they nerfed it, after that you wanted to play more melee than ranged
Incredible

Jaina was a cool as hell fight, at least.
God the first half of bfa was so ass
The weird mini-raid before Siege.
The intermission was breaking the ice wall, right?
but they did nerf that boss into oblivion
BFA was the first time I really wanted to never come back to wow
every other time before that I was "takin a break"
That was Shadowlands for me. Just finally took a big break for an entire year.
but BFA was when I started to actively tried to never come back lol
honestly might still be the easiest end boss before next tier released since like emerald nightmare
Sounds like a blast
Has there been much number crushing for 11.1?
All of it was ass
In what regard
Nah, islands were sick, Azerite was cool when they actually let you have Azerite, the neck was cool
BfA has some of the best (for Alliance) player hubs though. It's such a fantastic visually put together expansion. Boralus is incredible. I'm always gonna stand for that stuff, it slaps.
Also islands owned, an evergreen mode they should've kept coming forward and being a cosmetic / content / funt hing.
I liked none of those things 
islands had potential
ig
actually for casual players islands were pretty slick
You didnât like the heart?
they could just pile a bunch of cosmetics in there
Islands and torghast, both really cool modes that they fucked up by tying them to mandatory chores instead of being fun and challenging stuff.






