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ur doing soemthing extremely wrong if so XDD
shit is horrid
how many should i be dumping? 1-2?
Feels like it would be a utility buff for the top .1% in highest keys despite the dps loss
usually 1 per KB window
I just want shadow dance back
that's absolute cope
feels
word, think i just think my cd window is longer than it is xD
im just practicing on the dummies right now
don't need utility if everything is dead 
u got ur poisons applied?
Let the FDK do that
no poison, no energy regen
remember in df when people were dropping iron wire for 1%
People still drop iron wire but it's for double shiv wish is an actual joke
oh fuck LOL i was afk so long they ran out
without the silence 
ok yeah, much better LOL
is 10s reamining on deathmark a good time to start ramping up?
ramping up?
do a kickflip
barrel roll?
Its a good time to make sure your rupture and garrote arent within pandemic range
nollie 180 into nose slide
ohhhhh i wont have to do the opener again, because ill already have all my poisons applied right
I think you should go check out whyspers tutorial vids
isn't it always a good time to make sure your rupture and garrote aren't in pandemic range?
and watchj the whole thing
so i just hit ER>CD phase
cause I think thers a big detachments of understanding happening here
ER is on cooldown
shouldn't line up
you can say that again LOL
got itt
ok gonna stop annoying yall
and go watch the vid
no worries man, not annoying at all
oh fuckkk 55 min? LOL
but rather than everyone explain the basics yea better off to go watch a vid XD
oh shit ur whispyr LOL
oh shit
could be
its him
what makes you think that?
sign my tits
strawb crab
ive never even seen one drop since the first week m0s opened. i got a 606 version still XDD
i feel you man
Im stuck with a transmitter 😦
I tried sub cause i had a good trasnmitter. but my smoll brain cant compute the 1204 button opener
and mini game inbetween
i got a transmitter too, but after learning all these details about the rotation, i dont think i can fuckin jump 3 times in between
honestly, transmitter just feels bad
transmitter is chill
its too good not to use
just have a WA tell you what to do
but i dont like it
u know whats a fuckin feels bad
getting an orb on ulgrax
and watching the orb fall off the edge
right now, transmitter is just a 2% diff in dps, i'll use it when its like 5% diff
or sikran
They should just bring back the original transmitter from beta so that nobody uses it
-.-
ur not wrong
i always just tilt it so its slgihtly out of the group
IQ diff
Or Blizz could just not make stupid trinkets that are really good
me too lol but i'm using transmitter
but like just have both options?
before i knew that you could aim it, it would just get fufcking lost in the raid group
and it was a stinky FERAL DRUID
sin 100% less apm, and do more dam
and i would give up sometimes
ill take a break from sub for a while i think
They should just make dumb trinkets that are really good like spymasters
i miss draught of souls man
and sin in legion
cool trink, lined up perfectly with opener
was 10/10 trink
u make me angry
i hear that alot
i have like all trinkets
ooookay buddy
oooooooooooooooooooooooookay buddy
save some pussy for the rest of us
i'll stick with my
i got hero spyglass and ara trinket
do we know the % dmg difference for st and m+ with the upcoming changes?
No
yeah ran a couple just now. first one of the night the tank pulls everything up to dragons you ride.. wasnt a pretty time.
dw my ilvl i shit as well
and im progressing queen ansurek atm
Well they only bring rogues for the 3% damage reduction and phase 1 so really your ilvl isn't important
ahem 3.6% buddy
How's this patch going to effect sub on ansurek
prolly nothing changes
Well hopefully it gets way worse because I cannot get transmitter to save my life
or well might force you more into going to gnome i suppose
Well I probably won't see mythic ansurek anyways or if I do it will be late into the patch with tons of silken threads buffs
woahs omeone is shitter ilvl than me and progging queef
nope i will not
game just didn't want me geared this raid
it is what it is
0 zenith drops from mythic
Vessel of hatred was 800k
unlucko
i aint got the gold to buy them
i dont boost anymore
i spend 0 gold during prog cuz everything is paid for
so
Everything but the shoulders!
Hi, I don't understand the utility of this
each talent has already a 6 sec window added to its effect
12
so it will be 12 sec now ?
Yes
so spending money on going from 1.3mil dps
Why?
Dw i didnt buy em either
my gm pinged me to buy them the other day
told him
"feel free to sponsor them"
(he did it as a joke)
it's -dps and the utility value is niche
wdym, moonkir just feelcrafted its op as heck
it seems op for sure, i wish it was
I'm still gonna spec it to press garrote 12 times in a row
m+ community going from "wtf iron wire no dps" to "wtf so op we're nerfed for sure this spec is impossibly op"

I simmed higher by .3 today with imp garrote SS and sanguine but I ain't doing it, but these guys are willing to drop 7% for an extra vanish a key
built diffy bro
I think 7% is just for sub I think it's more for an extra vanish
without a trace is a 7% loss for assa
Maybe I’m missing something but when you double the window with which you gain 25% crit, can spread garrote and has no CD (don’t know if the 50% added damage is every time or only after stealth), i find it to be a upgrade in dps, and QoL
So just getting subterfuge and a point in lethality is like 5%?
7% in dungeonslice mind you, which naturally over-estimates without a trace heavily
But I’m not an expert, as you may see
you know the spec is op when you can consider taking a 7% dps loss
People considered it in s4 of DF and it wasn't op then
It was wrong to consider but they still did
we also didn't have without a trace in s4 what are you talking about
Oh I thought those changes came at the end of DF am I wrong?
we had shadow dance until 11.0
Hmm I'm just dumb
also taking such a big st hit when we already struggle in m+
yikers
maybe i can see it on a very high ara kara cause on bosses you can use vanish to spread to adds on all bosses
esp first boss since
its hard!
!fuu
Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version
You gotta remember what you’re giving up to get those points
Morning. qq on weapon enchants. I mainly do mythic+, am I right in saying it's authority of power on both hands?
Reading different sources and see some using authority of depths so just wanted to double check
Radiant for mplus
see?
that looks at logs, at what people are using
thats just the raw data
not interpreted
that website
it was telling you depths before
because more people was using it for raid
Aahh ok makes sense
and didnt care optimizing for m+
as the season goes on people will optimize less for raid and more for m+
cause changing enchants twice is very expensive
Ok gotcha, thanks! Is there like a BEST source to use for these things?
Wowhead? Icy veins?
Idk, with how much add padding there is in the raid
I question swapping for depths at all
Wowhead
its more of an early season issue
Is there padding in the raid?
I mean half of the bosses have cleave?
So is depths good for pad or bad
that is true, radiant power is not bad in raid by any means
its just people defaulted to the "raid" enchant
for raid
at the start
I see I see
Depths is good for ST
Radiant is good for cleave/aoe
something like this
btw after thinking about creating an alt, went to some other discords and maaaan
they don’t know how good rogue community lives are
all the pins in one place, always up to date info, etc
soooo good
Yeah this place is good. I try to play feral some times and I went in there and the most recent pin was from pre-season
I mean we have some other specs in the game that are seemingly stronger and they dont need to take any tradeoff
😛
holy fuck nine inch nails FUCKS
whats that
music
Would going for crafted gear next be good or should i just upgrade what i got rn?
Or should i just sim m+ drops at the highest they can be or summin
:(
Any way to enable that in bliz ui
spicy goblin rogue
im dumb
Try vulpera next time
you get an addon
Head is 636
neck 619 hero
shoulders 623 myth
cloak 626 hero
chest 623 myth
Wrists 636 emebllished
hands 619 hero
belt 636
legs 619 hero
boots 619 hero
ring 1 619 hero
ring 2 619 hero
trink 1 626 hero
trinik 2 619 mythic
weapon 1 636 embelish
wep 2 619 hero

id personally upgrade
but I might be wrong
you have unupgraded myth pieces
and upgrading them is cheaper than crafting
Yea i just noticed that im literally stupid
as long as you can upgrade mythic track, you dont craft
Yeye will do
which are ?
TBh i can prolly max them
was doing nothing but GB for the last week or so
Is wax still bugged when you die?
Just have been forgetting to upgrade
I usually open vault on wednesday and raid reclear on wednesday evening
if I didnt get anything new I craft
if I did get smth new I upgrade
Fairs
whispyr is writing a novel again
Hello Whispyr
thought maybe the tldr for the patch
or the new builds
so if we spec subterfuge in 11.0.5 we get 12 sec to iron wire and rupture? 🙂 me likey
But yea sorry for being an idiot everyone :)
At least i asked and did smth better than what i was going to do
sure you can
isnt recommended, but no ones stopping you
damn, i was hoping it was a viable option, its a nice quality of life thing
dont want to gimp my damage too much
at the end of the day, you need to enjoy yourself
reading this message 4 minutes late
and the typing… text is still there

he’s cooking
if playing it means you have more fun, then go ahead
‘Ok’ incoming
WALL OF TEXT CRIT incomming
i feel like with reworked ER, arterial precision in dungeon should be better
does he know?
cause you want to use shiv in aoe

guys is it true that assassination doesnt benefit as much as other dps specs in m+
What
yes that is true
buddy you have an incomplete sentence
Benefit from what
Oh

maybe
assa is less bursty but higher outside of burst
i saw comment so just tought to ask :D##
50% ebon might tyvm
shouldnt be a big difference regardless
to know if is better to play with other 2 dps or 1 dps 1 aug
This
aug just makes it possible to survive shit like 2 key levels earlier
it’s never for damage
got it
aug is less dps than 3rd dps

I’m getting anxious abot this Whispr guy still typing
i just did my first dungeon with no hekili and watching whysper's video
WHISPYR PRESS CTRL + R
god damn that was rough made so many mistakes lol
its a screamer now
i wonder if he ever just "adadadadadadadad" to scare us
Must be a pin about how 12s of iron wire not worth taking subterfuge
maybe he fell asleep at the keyboard and his head is on it spamming keys
All this and he just says like "hey yall"
it wouldnt be that, he doesnt say that
he says "hiya"
Facts actually. My b
JESUS WHISPYR, JUST HIT ENTER
bro is cooking
imagine if his power went out
thats what im saying....if his power went out before he got to press enter
11.0.5 Patch info
This is all very rough still, take it with a grain of salt. Sims I'm sharing here are VERY unstable and I'm overriding a laundry list of spell effects because PTR is an absolute mess and doesn't have any of the tier changes from 2 weeks ago and it's just a pain but people keep asking so I have to say something dont @ me
We're gonna do it in a Q&A style and go from there
Where Video?
Right here
SIMS???? SIMS? WHERE SIMS???? HELLO? WHISPYR? SIMS?? NUMBER???
Aight you gremlin, but I'm not explaining more than what's here, figure it out yourself I cba
Single Target
Cleave Dslice (better boss dam)
Hybrid Dslice (better overall)
M+ Build Comparison on an example 14 Mists
M+ Build Comparison on a 3 min ST Boss
TLDR is this is around +6% in ST, Neutral in dungeons
Is Subterfuge good?
No. It's still a 7% dps loss by every conceivable metric (and much much worse in dungeonroute). People will continue to play it for Iron Wire as they have before
Is Twist the Knife good?
Yes, mainly in single target. Getting a point for it in m+ builds is difficult
I hate tea change!!!!!!!!!!! Whispyr the sim is playing to avoid tea you said it would be okay!!!!!!!!!! THE GAME SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
Get over yourself, it's a 0.2% optimization in sims, just press buttons you'll be fine
What even is pooling anymore
You and me both man. In plain text atm the logic is 3 pronged and not fully cooked. If you answer yes to any of these questions, spend energy:
- Are you in cooldowns? (Darkest Night up counts)
- Is Kingsbane not coming up in 6 seconds and can you clip envenom with 1s left? (this is sketch cause the APL can't support TTK)
- Are you above 70% (40% with sanguine blades) energy?
With the speed of assa going WAY the hell up in 11.0.5, you basically can ignore all of this and just kinda do whatever as long as you have energy for non-dm kbs and maintain envenom. Another instance of "just push buttons"
Supercharger?
Yeah so supercharger is fine, nothing crazy. Builds are taking 2x lethality though and I'll let the secret out, but Kingsbane is currently double dipping the effects of lethality, so that's cool. You can play Forced Induction if you really want though, it's chill
Master Assassin in Single Target WeirdChamp
Funny thing about this is that Improved garrote actually kinda sucks, but it's being used as a travel node to get to master assassin cause that's actually pretty good (and lethality double dip
) We don't really “play around master assassin” as of now, if your refresh imp gar during opener and then cast stuff on cooldown, its imp gar uptime during deathmark and it lines up and naturally hits the end of kingsbane and it JustWorks™️ or whatever
Where Vicious Venoms
Twist the Knife wants more energy and vicious venoms is less dps per energy eaten than sanguine blades (which is also a totally reasonable talent in single target over internal bleeding if you'd like). But because Envenom uptime can go to 200% and we want master assassin, and we want twist the knife, the points gotta come from somewhere and vicious snapped for it.
Where's the 75 talent builds from before the patch?
They're still kinda there, but twist the knife is so bonkers that it actually took like 7 builds out back and we're going more cookie cutter now. Idk
1st
HOLY
we witnessed the birth of a new pin!
we did
lol supercharger 1/2 points for m+
nice meme blizzdong
lethality is better than capstone
HOLLLLLLLLLLD ME NOWWWWWWWW IM SIX FEEET FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKING MAYBE SIX FEEET AINT SO FAR DOOOOWNNNN
I was here
Hi.
Got the Dawnbreaker crystal at last,fairly easy like 12 runs in
seen skadryns drop twice lost it on rolls 😦
LOOK AT THIS TIK TOK VIDOE AHHHHRHHH
GB jail gonna be real
does this to u
this is beautiful 😍
is that what dropping scent and sd does to you?
playing around autotea smaller optimization than CT ST
yo whispyr, I hope you know we appreciate all the work bro. I don't envy you lol
I picked up a leech changeling hero track today for a random monk and my rogue got a second hero track eyeglass with nobody to trade it😢
lmao
Hoping my good karma comes around Tuesday
i jsut want a skadryns,other than that whatever comes from vault is welcome tbh
im gonna work on my ilvl and stat cooking my glad push on my mage
I dont want sac or spyglass
💀
u want me ik but my heart is elsewhere 
joking ofc
im 14 runs deeps. halp. on the monk i got it in the first +7 i did. Also got it 2 more times and traded to people
yeah im somewhere along those lines i think im like 5-7 runs in but its looking grim
could prolly smash 7s now though,got big wpns and a good trinket 620+
I already didnt like the 90 crests per craft for 636 on main bcs it felt wasted somehow
but holy is it tedious
on an alt
I've seen8 or so hero sacbroods in my guild groups and never got one. Now thay everyone but me has one none are dropping and there's very little interest in doing ara keys because it's so easy
Not a single toon of mine has a sac over vet track ever. My rogue is lucky though both hero spyglass and skardyn so not to worried about him
my mage has a myth track one

Does anyone know how to make plater set like an icon or something on my focus target? like a yellow marker inside the health bar or smth?
Dude fuck necrotic wake
@balmy condor I don't have Monster but I'm sending you the energy I carefuly safed for my KB window! Hang in there
Tbh ive read through it and i still feel bewildered
Idk my ritual knife still sims better
Crystal would be better on myth track i guess
im talking about myth track ye
Ok, sounds about right
were your flabbers gasted
we heroic knife guys dont care about hero track m+ trinkets
AIMIRITE?
If I was a worm
there is something special 
Would u guys still like me?
I would hug you
Poggies
Me and @royal lantern the Myth track Skardyns and Sacbrood guys, can confirm we dont care about hero track m+ trinkets
ty
I'd personally take knife over sac
because fucking sac
disgusting
myth track sac 
ild rob u from ur skadryns though
it does go try no,w
if u do out of combat on transition and press stealth yeah why not
was watching Kush do the meld thing on GB, looked interesting
but pressing meld to restealth maeks no sense
dodging the spike with meld
absolutely zero fine aswell? the black one with blue
hi, tldr assa getting stornger?
ah u mean the general dude,nvm
anything to keep me going
I have a M+ trash pack question to anyone interested.
in the specific situation where the tank is chain pulling 5+ more adds while I'm unstealthed, vanish is on cd, DM + KB are on cd, should I be focusing on doting everything, or sending 5+ cp envenoms into the caustic target?
assa getting stronger? or just the same?
fok=>tab rupture till 5 scent stacks iirc
u need them stacks
and garrote on cd ofc
btw, ignoring the stability thing, if things stay as is would you personally recommend the cleave dslice or hybrid dslice going forth?
probably still hybrid
oh god
wall of text
time to read it
cleave is reasonable but based on some quick dungeonroutes
it's uh
not looking hot
probably just a cook for boss dam and cope that you're more useful
same with subterfuge
holdup, transmitter instead of skardyns in the ST sim? does the sim hold it for 2nd deathmark?
the gear is irrelevant, but yes
sounds fine, not playing scent kinda doesnt feel right imo
!platers
!wa
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Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater
just surprised to see it there
thanks
it's always been roughly equal to skardyns
btw the bigboy is here,u can ask him
allright whip, i know stupid question, but would double lethality be played even WITHOUT the kingsbane interaction
interesting, but it's more of a PITA compared to skardyns
@ bigboy @balmy condor
is that whip-syr?
yes, minus the cat ears
stop
his outfit is more like catwoman
now he's gonna nuke me
idfk man hit buttons
I ain't reading all that
i learned yesterday that its forbidden by law in germany to blow up a nuke
thank god we have laws for that
all cd's on cd. tank pull 5 more adds while unstealthed. send help
bro what, ive been a criminal all my life
bruh i dont trust no one outside my dog
ye same
dem nukes gonna blow up in my head
get bleeds for energy and send caustic like you would on any other pack
i was reading the darkest night tooltip and couldnt figure out why it would make me wanna use garrote on opener with a proc? (sorry am new)
polenböller are basically nukes
because casting a 7cp envenom will get you to apply deathstalkers mark, so you dont need ambush to do it
oh so that garrote just ensures you get all the combo points you need
while spreading it, yeah
ambush is just a terrible button to press when youre fighting a bunch of mobs
gotcha
so that garrote has a lot more value, even if it means youll apply the mark slightly delayed until you cast your first envenom
u just get emp bleeds and spreading them with indiscriminate carnage while at it and u can dump a 7cp envenom to trigger darkest night and get ur mark while at it
its basicly a well designed rotation
im crafting everforged dagger 636 for main slot, crit&mast and ascension or smth else? i dont writhin armor binding on my wrists.
Do modifier macros still work? Like "key" casting kick on main target, shift+key casting on focus target etc?
kablooey
!craft
Preferences currently are wrist/belt/dagger for embellishment depending on what you go for
Darkmoon Sigil Ascension (dagger) + Writhing Banding (wrist) is generally "the best" in raid, but has ramp time and is worse in m+
2x Dawnthread (wrist/belt) is generally the best in m+ and not far behind of Ascencion/Banding for raids. Equal in single target at 80% uptime
Craft a dagger if you're unlucky and don't get one and are down bad and crying about your pathetic little 580 main hand dagger. Put Ascencion on it
If you have a big dagger in your main hand already read the above and pick whatever you prefer
so why wouldn't you wanna do that even without darkest night proc? not worth for a full combo point envenom without the proc?
you waste cp
potentially
building up to 7
forcibly
and the ratio for cp/dmg is the same
why do you need a macro for that, that's just a keybind, but sure yeah
Running out of space on my bars haha, dont wanna have more bars cluttering my screen 😦
I knew it
u can bind stuff on bars and hide them if u want,u dont lose ur binded skills,its just not visible 😛
https://mimiron.raidbots.com/simbot/report/qgAbZfABek9VpW16bD6Bb3 hot fresh totally reliable TM ptr sims
running out of things to put on my bars
just sayin'
Haha really? No like I dont want an extra bar taking space when I dont have to
you didn't use a custom APL or override any of the buffs
saaaame, I still have ER on a comfy bind and I dont know what to put on it without ER, which is kinda bad
what are you doing
oh fuck

it's not even bad bait
I could bind pickpocket in place of ER 
yeah half my bars are masked when i pvp,not even half my binds are visible
POWERFUL REPTILIAN ASSASSINATION ROGUE COMING THROUGH
also fatebound has had 0 cooking so far because I'm waiting for ttk to work
presses cold blood
Yeah true could do that
I have all the bottom screen bars
also i'm gonna be real
i literally forgot they were changing ttk
at all
when i was clicking talents mindlessly
LOL
brainstupid
if TTK changes make fatebound better somehow I might throw something ngl
relatable
oh nyo
coz u 
more cp = more envenoms so who knows
i can't imagine why it would
like if you sim it atm with full cook it's like 0.8% better in st or something
did the thistle tea and snd becoming passives fall through or is that still happening
but TTK is such a wildcard
idk every game ive played so far had 2 bars on the bottom, so I'm used to that. sidebars are just nice to hide macro and modifier stuff out of your important space while still being able to see them
cause until we know what the clipping rule is, both hero talents are just kinda waiting there dick in hand
yeh
what
though i imagine the way you like
dick in hand just like me
can we get trickster instead of fatebound, just mnake it work with shiv or smth to trigger unseen blade stuff
so i dont get parried anymore
play your cds doesn't really change much
True
BIG TRUE SELI
idk man,the only thing thats becoming obvious day after day is that i need glasses 😂 (yeah im getting
)
wdym
i like not getting my darkest night envenom plap because parry
yeah
but somehow it still consumes it
i especially like parried finishers consuming my anima charge CP; but not the CP itself
make that make sense
ye thats weird, but also getting parried is like 9/10 times skill issue
I get parried aswell btw
its ok now it will parry your supercharge
getting my KB parried 2x on bloodbound :3
at least were past the bosses now where attacking from front is kind of mandatory
thats fine in my book
at least its still a finisher after
but i dont like hitting a 3cp envenom and then having to realize it got parried and mentally accept that i have to mutilate again
when it parries animacharge you really stare at the screen
with supercharge you just send envenom again after
and you're like man what did i do to deserve this 
fatebound burst is so cooked though im ngl
i kinda wonder though if the way you play supercharger is to finish on 3 when you're not tdn
💀
to progress your mark
back to PeeAy spec?
make you mad
i liked the sub and outlaw ones more though, its better to use on tank
to be fair it's probably a good thing
idk im topping meters on pull, clearly that means i should get PI too 
Is wax still bugged when you die while applied?
if another class wth PI isnt even beating my burst
to be fair, with fatebound and big fatebound number, we would get PI before warlock

just need to also beat out arcane, feral, frost, enhance, survival, windwalker, fire mage, unholy, and bm hunter
its mid
lets fucking go
ww pi isn't even top 3
honestly
I mean they stack quite some haste
with the haste changes
on them
the fact that PI is good for BM should be illegal
yeh it's fried
they arent even a burst spec
any pet class should inherently be a bad haste class, dont @ me
seli indirectly hating on the pi king for most of the time
our hunter likes screaming "HUNTER ON TOP" at the end of fights because details doesn't track their hero talent summon pet so he's like perma 200k dps down on details

fuck DKS too

wat
but its the poison and bleed spec
and envenom is a poison

is it with the other tree
you know how sectec clones didn't show on details for a while?
yeah
!fuu
Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version
mate, so many things about BM are
the fact that BM players complain about BUTTON BLOAT cus killsshot and dire beast are part of the rotation
iss legit mindblowing
Hallo people. Anyone has a good weak aura package for rogues.
I'm looking for the full thing so combo points, energy bar, buffs, cds and hero talent tree.
!wa
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Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater
Thank you!
i'm pretty sure killshot isn't even good on bm atm
!up
oh looks like they do press it
woah so many choices. Time to make some coffee and test. where do i check these available commands?
idk killshot's one of those executes that are like
are you simming on mimiron
can rogues permenantly sharpen their daggers or is it the like the mana oil? saw someone with sharpened blades and i cant find them
HAHA YES
it's cuz echoing point changes
ty
lmfao
youre right
were you trying to sim normal
whetstones
and then you went ptr sim by accident
ye they give raw ap

is it better than mana oil?
yes
expensive though
damn i got 225 gold to my name 😦
are there preliminary ttk sims or is the logic still not in
the sims have ttk
most real shit speak your truth 🙏
did you open them
2 hours per
oh i see
i just didnt see the timer on the rogues whetstones so i thought it was like a permenant thing
I feel like that's a raid guarantee, someone comments about how they're top of the meter, or 'blasting' and the rest of the raid looks and says "what the hell is this fella on? He's like fifth."
Assa gonna be buffed or nefred overall with the changes? Or remain p much the same?
idk I dont see how current gameplay could possibly we worse than older gameplay
like SL was kinda cool
read pins
but not in a good shape at all
@balmy condor have they fixed flensing btw
@balmy condor where do I send monster ultras
no
do you do international shipping
Oh nice st buff
Sure
dont think they even care
i just
they still have bigger issues to fix
i mean i understand and i'll still take bait and switch for actual relevant content or whatever but
it's like
it just feels dumb
Also
if ayone ever wants to have their mood ruined just pug necrotic wake
wait until they buff something to compensate
for the fix
Dreadful
flensing's currently like 1.7-2.2%ish on pure single for me like idk like
wtf
yeh that's reasonable
i guess the longer the fight the more it is cuz of ambush procs
oh it really is
not proccing it
what
I thought more of it as 1% somewhat
do we know how percentages work
that pinned message is pure whispyr gold
well i imagine on a longer fight you muti more
only if it comes to money
???????
well the sims dont have flensing knife
what is bro cooking
relative to the pool of total mutis vs ambush casts
what
cuz if it's a shorter fight you'll end up in execute for a longer period
what
and ambush doesn't proc it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what
AAHHAHAHA
am i crazy?
yes
AHAHHAHA
siri, how long is 35% hp
😂
alexa, quantify 35% hp in seconds
shouldnt zoldyck be better aswell the longer the fight?
well, i don't think so
Yo guys i have a newbie question, Deathmark only works with bleeds u applied after you cast it or also on ones u had on the target before?
AHAHHAHAHA
if half your raid dies at 35%, maybe

bro you cannot be for real
am i stupid
both
if number before the funny % symbol is bigger, its better
i might be stupid
what about nerfs?
you are definetly funny
dooming
how long is 35% hp
yeah you're right
i'm actually just dumb
i guess a shorter fight would have a larger variance cuz of natural blindside procs, but on avg it doens't change
i really am just dumb
Whispyr how much sleep have you gotten recently
HOLD ME NOWWWWWWWWWWW IM SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKIIIIIING MAYBE SIX FEEEEEET AINT SOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAAAAAR DOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN
hold my hand and pound my ass
good point i haven't slept yet, i totally wouldn't have believed this if i had enough sleep

thats 2.9cm on my screen sir
you what
in the last 2 days maybe 10 hours
wait, so whetstone is 2h and not 1h as mentioned in tooltip?
good sleep
https://i.imgur.com/26hIBHM.png regardless i think this is fucking crazy
you didnt have to do that you know
you can just meansure full hp bar and do 35% of it
like
but nice effort
like that is way too much
what if I told you I immediately nailed the 35%

aight that's my queue to leave
if you stay i'll send monster
I have a video somewhere of my first time shotgunning a drink and it was a monster
what a fucking waste
holy
but I didn't have like a key or anything
so I had to make a hole with a screwdriver
it was jank
i wish i could chug drinks
also, wrong channel obviously but like flensing not proccing on gloomblade is 
my gag reflex...
I can train your gag reflex varas

practice makes perfect
hmu
my friend used to bite the can to make the holes to shotgun beer
LMFAO
film it 
m-meow
AIGHT NAH
just punch them in with your fingers
idk
MAYBE THE LEAVING QUEUE WAS A GOOD IDEA
stupid fucking blizzard not bug fixing the removed talent
YOU'VE GOT VARAS MEOWING
you should tune in to our raids
i just really hate that it's like, there
you get me meowing all the time
What in the FFXIV is going on here..?
@balmy condor does the current sim api uses sprint on cd for the movspeed delve trinket?
i think evasion wall is just like
no
tyty
How do monsters even taste
send a voice message of you meowing rn
never had one my wholel ife
like their cock?
shit
their cum?
WHISPYR
oh
is it bad i knew exactly what you were referencing
😭
i haven't thought of that fucking video in ages oml
cum has a high amount of sugar in it
so its allready like monster
but we drinkin the ultras
The secret ingrediant to monsterr
they are sugar free
idk they taste like carbonated water and depending on the flavor your get it's like synthetic flavor
Ah alright
i just avoid any sort of like
carbonated drink tbh
i just have either tea or water
which one are orange and grape
recordings dont do it justice... needs to be in the heat of the moment
I stopped drinking tea unless I brush my teeth right after 
oho
the white one is a classic and I've probably had legit hundreds but I could not tell you what it tastes like 
after a tilting wipe, a good progress pull, a big mistake by someone
Also tempted to do the weekly rn on some alts just in case i get a nutty trinket and wanna play it later in the season
but the only 3 i have maxed are a lock, dh and war
and the only one of those i wanna play is arms
Fair tbh
i bust out he meow in vc
kinda tastes lemony tbf, doesnt it ?
yeh
Ive never drunk beer or any alchaholic thing yet (minus a single can which tasted like shit)
wait im gonna get one rq
nice kidney stones youre gonna get
idk their german names
lmk how it feels when it busts out of your urethra
don't drink beer it tastes like piss
brother I'm not in it for kidney stones, I'm in it for heart failure
don't get it twisted
What if you like the taste of piss
this chat rn is diabolical
unless you like that taste
I hope they fucking stop my heart
fucksakes
THAT IS NOT THE RESPONSE

BOTH OF U

they kinda have the english names no? like its paradise everywhere for example for the green one
oh
i can make your heart stop.... make it skip a beat
wait but the green one is paradise aswell
that fucker is so sweet
i got one for free at some point
and regretted drinking it
did you have the red one yet? watermelon smth
The purple guava one is good for the first 2 sips then tastes like shit
yeah those are good too but I can never find them
the sugar free ones are decent, the normal one and the pink one
saaaame, like most of the time sold out
Nos is a favourite of mine. I think they sell them in the states?
they do
yeah I do aswell, but the black one with yellow is better
you can only find them at gas stations though 
there's these knockoff red bull cans we have over here which cost like 39p a can
white pineapple I think is the black one
Btwrandom question did they make delve leveling better at all
NOS is like peak "this costs a dollar and I'm paying in quarters"
Coffee flavoured monsters were the only thing to give me the shakes. Those were strong af
youre already on the edge of having a heart attack
white ultra must be like citrus/lemon definitely
24/7
i've never had anything that tasted so artificial it was mindboggling
god I hope so
lowkey if you had it alot it started tasting good though
I sometimes do double the dose of preworkout booster
works good aswell
my heart refuses to explode though

i can help with that
face reveal inc
FACE REVEAL???
can you rip my heart out of my chest still beating like an aztec ritual and hold it up to the sun before squeezing the blood onto your face ceremoniously
that's how I wanna go out
My face is very public 
NOS is produced by monster, can save yourself the hassle
but if that happens you'll immediately die
thank god
likethere won't be time for you to watch the blood
