#assassination
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if döner budde still sells it for 5 euros

what did bavaria do
i feel like this is lore i need to know
ill take the franken, but the bavarians, no thanks. they dont want to have anything to do with the rest of germany, i say "let them"
Isnt München in bavaria?
be better than everything else in germany
Or do you separate bavaria and bayern?
sorry i meant to reply to this
But its close. I like the Königssee&co
see, this is what im talking about. thats why no one likes bavarians.
?
Because they hate us
they think theyre better than the rest of germany
We have that too! Skåne lol, they even have their own flag, and its impossible to understand what the fuck theyure saying
when they really arent
They are arrogant
and think germany is only build on bavarian economy
literal case of hate us cause they aint us
(im not even bavarian i just live here)
idk,us as in brandenburg lets say?
They like to separate themself tbf. Honestly, it kinda is better down there, but you dont need to rub it into everyones face
its a Mixture of florida and texas combined with many people and politicans that think they are hot shit
it literally gets so many bonus rules because they want special treatment all the time
well germany is 16 mini-states isnt it
u are separated
yes
BUNDESLAND
😄
florida and texas combined 
franken and munich are chill but ye they can get annoying sometimes
Rather the 16 Mini states are germany
that kebab is not actually a kebab
there is no such thing as doner kebab
its either doner, or kebab
think they did a poll once and it was like
Ever heard of kebabpizza?
ye its how its separated as a means of socio-political control under a common flag for sure
Saw it in prague 😭
It’s BIS
The invention of kebabpizza
stop it
Döner is the german word for kebab and the way its done depends on the restaurant as seli said. There are some that do kebab the original way
you are destroying my culture
saarland is the least liked state, then bavaria shortly after. but you gotta keep in mind that that is heavily weighted due to the high population of bavaria
Tsk, were IMPROVING it
what is this appropriation
Try it, it’s super good tbh
Saarland is the alabama of germany
My favorite is "the viking"
its kebab, pork, and fries with bearnaise sauce
lmao
We all know NRW is the real winner
Best drunk food you can get

Jesus fuck you don’t put fries on pizza you monster
whoever does this needs to be thrown to jail,thats how u ruin a good pizza
We also put banana on and pineapple
doner is the meat they slice off vertically, kebab is the one on the grill horizontally
swedes and pizza taste is
Throw me to the dogs
never understood that tbh, where does that come from
well, ill never get it
whats up with their canned fish
Ture there is pineapple missing
Mecklenburg the ohio
smallest state in the far corner of the country
Im gonna throw up
Because of the "incest" jokes
very insulated
u need to be punished severely for this
how about that
Tried it, not that nice
🤮
hey, my mother is from Saarland, stop insulting my siblings

i think there is one thing everyone can agree on, and that is that italians don't know how to make good pizza
The thing is youre supposed to open surströmming under water, but every idiot on youtube opens em up in their livingroom LOL
Get me some snacks
Btw how unhinged can we be here?
Have a nice day :3
its small, thats it
and kinda shity to live in tbh
why do you open it underwater?
ive never had it
after you clean your room
To remove the smell and to wash it
Italia is the land of pasta and not Pizza

ok thats fair lmao
The smell alone makes you throw up instantly
is whispyr still alive
Look it up on youtube lol
My room is already clean
yeah ive heard stories
Ye
then do the dishes
and do the laundry
Disgusting
(in my mind thats the name of the neighbors and i want you to do them, and since youll never get any bitches, ill never have to get you snacks)
Each chore = one more Swiss roll
their pizza is very wrong,very thin and very poor.There are some good storng flavors though
a REALLY proper margarita tho in italy is amazing
Tbf american pizza is just as bad
Just the other way around
yeah U.S pizza is overstacked to no end,there is no balance to their food
I like my pizza being thick af
Covered in sauce and cheese
Like a cake
But made of pizza
Thin crust sucks dick
Disgusting
i like deepdish but i do prefer a margarita
Imagine eating pizza
yeah true margarita can be amazing if properly done
And it’s as thick as a cracker
Kebap Pizza with Cheese crust
The only good overloaded pizza

there we go, add some banana and we got the holy trinity


Jesus Christ man
He has to be trolling
I do like them right inbetween american and italian tho. Medium thickness, still crisp but saucy
the first swede to put banana on pizza thought: "don't have ananas, must put on bananas
" 
Neapolitan pizza is not crisp tho
To be fair, I absolutely fucking hate pineapple and banan on pizza, but its very very common here
There is nothing better than a proper german schnitzel or some bratwurst with weiss beer
kebab pizza my ass
Fries however is rly good
Wdym
Gyros with Metaxa sauce
is also goated
Wiener Schnitzel best Schnitzel tho ngl.
True, I landed in Wien to go to slovakia and ended up in that historical schnitzel place, jesus was it good
gyros is greek we are talking for german stuff
The german Schnitzel I appreciate is Jägerschnitzel
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i miss going on oktoberfest man 
Best thing ive ever eaten
Or Zigeuner Schnitzel, thats BiS aswell
then why not bring up actual german food
Maultaschen? wer hat bock drauf?
Best German food: potatos, sauce hollandaise, Bratwurst. Change my mind
Leberknödel anyone
Or Bauernfrühstück 😮💨
the only actual homecooked food ive eaten in germany was kasen something
Tried it once, did not enjoy
was delicious
Käsespätzle
Calling sauce hollandaise german is wild ngl
Do we have statistics of how many ppl here are German?
we can do a little sample, but given the ppl typing here, it feels like out of all 10 to 15, maybe 3 of us arent
In combination with potato’s and bratwurst it is
Me, the turkish guy and the american
Dfq is that
Mozzarella chicken tomato arugula balsamico and parmesan
the odds someone you talk to in sin channel to be german are prolly 1/3
yum
very very good 👌
speaking of which, in international terms, would you consider swiss and austrian germans in this context?
Like ppl do with "scandinavians"
Çiğ köfte (Turkish pronunciation: [tʃiː cœfte]) or chee kofta is a kofta dish that is a regional specialty of southeastern Anatolia in Urfa. The dish is served as an appetizer or meze, and it is closely related with kibbeh nayyeh from Levantine cuisine.
Çiğ köfte is common to Armenian and Turkish cuisines.
Traditionally made with raw meat, ther...
Yes but when you say
How many "germans" its mostly about the language, rather than what flag they live under, Got it
it is very yum yum
Oooooh köfte, never tried it but heard a lot about it, it’s kind of a meme imo
Therefore he’s German
this is not exactly kofte as its not a meatball
????
if you eat it at a good place it has raw meat inside
Understood
That’s monkatos
But you can eat it vegan as well
ya that's why you gotta eat it at a good restaurant 😄
otherwise street sellers are required to only make the vegan version
Thats glorious
you need to get a certificate to sell it with raw meat
is that a shiba btw?
it tastes 10x better with raw meat tho
I ment the pfp lolk
Imagine eating raw meat
No
dont think its a shiba
That’s a little reassuring atleast
then what breed is it on your pfp? Cus I knew the attached gif aint one
Bulgur is kneaded with chopped onions and water until it gets soft. Then tomato and pepper paste, spices and very fine ground beef or lamb are added. This absolutely fatless raw mincemeat is treated with spices while kneading the mixture, which is in lieu of cooking the meat. Lastly, green onions, fresh mint and parsley are mixed in
the pfp is yes
ah I see

Fuckin thousands of years of evolution
Black Tan Shiba
And we still have people eating their meat/fish raw
So its not technically raw

It's not the same as idk meat tartare
Mettbrötchen is love
Jetzt n Mettbrötchen ong
ufffffff
I can’t keep reading the messages here. I’m hungry as fuck and I can’t eat for another hour
pls man all i have at home is cereal
I have 10 letters for you in no specific order
D
I
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G
U
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Mettbrötchen is the best invention ever
and its mariä himmelfahrt so i cant go get any real food FUCK
Invention
Du bist ausgebürgert
Canniballs...
that thing exists in france as well
Stores closed? Ours are not
mett is just german sushi
ppl just season minced meat and eat it raw
yea
str8 out of durotar
yeah and both are disgusting
Has to be souther Germany right?
Egg yolk on top and you got råbiff, rly good
ye munich
Dieser Discord ist nun Eigentum des Deutschen Mettbrötchenverbandes
still in the middle ages clearly
Mettbrötchen 10000% got invented by some degen that was drunk and forgot to cook the meat after seasoning it while he was drunk. Just slapped that pile on a Brötchen because he had no burger bun and called it a day
And i pray to this drunken mastermind every day
I hate when stores are closed, Munich is a beautiful city btw
just no man,im an expert in grill and love cooking,taken even couple of lessons,there is a way to just keep the freshness and juice in meat,thats not it
And both is disgusting
Well.. michelin restaurants in sweden serve it as an appetizer so I think they know what theyre doing 😛 But yes, I prefer it grilled 100%
u can still grill it and be very juicy,there are certain ways to do it,its not hard,just need some experience and know ur fire
ufffffffff

Everyone is gna hate swedish cuisine after today
Pineapple, kebab, fries and banan on pizza?
Surströmming`?
Raw beef and egg yolk?
Why would you waver eat raw meat and eggs? It has no benefits
idk man the pizzas were kinda cringe but id eat that every day
It’s just being lazy
yeah man,its like 
why not kill deers and eat them str8 up
no cooking
just season it
Hahahahahaah
lmao
Also fun fact: It is what u get when u enter a bar in korea, a bar cant serve alcohol without providing food, so they just automatically charge you for a plate of this so u can start drinking hah
Sounds like Mettbrötchen
We did that once, when I got my first roe deer we had to taste a piece of the heart, its nasty af
threw the rest to the dogs, they love it

tartare is ew
savage
Everyone knows Mett is out of Hedgehogs not Deers
@wispy pewter you are good man you gave us IKEA
Also, speaking of hunting and germany
I actually use a coat from the german army reserve that I got from a flea market when I hunt during early autumn lol
so I rep the black red yellow when roaming the woods
a Mett Hedgehog
thats not a great gif to post
ye
dear lord
im so hungry man
Gonna delete
Der Igel wohnt jetzt hier
Theres only one thing better than mettigel and thats mettfuß
just wanted to show how mettigel looks like
Well and tbf
Mettbrötchen mega nice
howd the snout end up?
He wasnt that bloody
Atleast our hedgehogs dont release the quills so its not nearly as bad as the american version of it, but Ive never had to experience it

there are roma ppl that kill and grill hedgehogs here they taste like rabbit they say but idk,im just sad watching them dead.Same for snails
U from Chile?
Peru
My grandmother used to own a farm under her house
Ahh, yes maybe I mixed em up, but supposedly its rly tasty
dont take up much space
My dad drank a cup of fresh warm pig blood every day back when he was younger. Tried it a few times and its hella disgusting
Heard that guinea pigs and rabbits are the best survival animals to have at home, rly nutricious and cheap and low maintenance
I only had it once when I went to Peru to visit my grand uncle
?
wtf
thats the worst one so far, wauw
Filthy animals
mate, i think your dad was Part of a cult
Its healthy
demonic ritual type shi
i ate couple of blood sausages,it was weird
closest to raw blood ive ever done
Its healthy brother
But disgusting aswell
Speaking of disgusting food (and also swedish)
we have blodpudding

Did he sacrifice your rabbit that "walked away"
HOW DID WE COME TO TALKING ABOUT DISGUSTING SHIT
Can we talk about nice food again?
No it died naturally and I saw him placing it against the wall like a stick while digging the hole because it was already hard
Well, living up here wasnt always democracy, 200mb/s internet and heating
so our historical dishes are pretty nasty from a modern perspective


You guys eat crayfish btw? Kräftskiva season is now up here
what about lahmacun
I know louisiana in the states love it, and we get our crayfish from turkey
Do you eat them mr turk?
It’s BIS
With some pig blood sprayed over it?
W

L
another question:
did you ever see your dad in sunlight?
Good question
Now that you mention it
He always worked far away
hahahahahaha reasonable question
Sus
🧄



I also have pretty pointy canine teeth. All 4 of them 

Does sunlight hurt you
Idk, im a gamer brother
Do you like garlic?
Who doesnt 
yeah asking a wow player if sunlight hurts them doesnt help narrow anything down
thats just to be expected
THe person who didnt eat garlic and wants to kiss you
(me rn)

what is a "sunlight"?
Davyn is the daywalker comfirmed
wesley snipes
blade is so fucking rad
it was pretty lucky they found an actual daywalker to play blade
wesley snipes very cool
wait, hold the fuck up
Ive completely missed what Arterial precision does
LOL
Time to start using shiv more often
and that thistle tea increases mastery... imagine actually reading the talents KEKW
!dagger
Dont worry, many people dont
Doing the same on a smaller Mob
But probably not using DM
dm?
Deathmark
I needed a moment to not write danse macabre, subtlety brain kicked in first
wow players 🤝 yu-gi-oh players
not reading anything
Men that Assemble something that has a manual
Reading yu gi oh cards was pretty frustrating tho
Like they hyped the shit out of certain things in the series to just make them work different in the card game

me too lol thatts why I was wondering
I'm new to dot classes (outlaw player)
in 6-8 target AOE situations, after the initial dot applications run out and if I don't have restealth, do I continue to rupture every mob one by one
Can I just macro Cold Blood to Envenom?
And if it's on cooldown, it will still cast Envenom just fine?
hi new to dot classes (outlaw player)
Yeah you still want rupture if htey're gonna live on as many as you can - for energy regen mainly
at which point does it stop being beneficial to refresh dots
keep enough bleeds running on priority targets that dont die in 6seconds because your team is looking funny at them until you have energy saturation
aka
when they're gonna die or you're just swimming in energy
after the IC Spread bleeds run out, keep them on big guys and thats it
I see I see
How bout the Cold Blood thing - can you just macro it in with Envenom?
Or is there a downside to this?
and rupture>>>>>>>>>garrote, you dont really spread non-stealth garrotes (and it has a cd anyway)
Is it worth using ambush from stealth, and then garrote with improved garrote?
Or just straight up use garrote from stealth
you only ambush from stealth if you play deathstalker and dont have the capstone active
otherwhise you ALWAYS garrote from stealth
so an example pull would look like... Stealth, Under IC apply Garrote and Rupture to everything I can, Crimson Tempest. Once all dots are online, use slice and dice, deathmark - shiv - kingsbane, mutilate for spatter, rinse repeat
pretty much ye
thankie
its sounds more complicated then it actually is
yeah
turns intuitive after some time and you dont really think about it anymore, because all steps are 100% logical and make sense
If there are 5 adds - do you just Garrote 2 of them, and it covers all 5?
with IC? yes
also how exactly does IC application work. do I need to manually tab between targets for max application or can I spam bleeds on one priority target over and over again and it spreads to nearby unbled targets?
improved garrote stays active for 6seconds
so if you stealth and garrote 2x, both are empowered
well, if you, lets say rupture 1target with IC up, it spreads to 2additonal targets, aka 3x rupture
if you use it on the same guy again, you just overwrite rupture on the guy that allready has it and the spread 2 again
aka if you do 2x rupture on the same guy, its 5 bleeds, if you actively swap to a target with nothing its 6
I see... so if there are 5 targets it's okay to do that, but if there are 6 it's bad cause you need to use an extra garrote
so manually tabbing to unbled targets is the good habit to have
pretty much ye
another thing is
do you really NEED it on 6 for that pull
or can you stay lazy
depeends on the enemys
isn't it always a dps increase to have it on as many as you can
always be lazy
or should I not think about the dmg at all and care only about the energy regen
like, in brackenhide you can almost always stay lazy and just truck 1 guy cus 70% of the packs do nothing and die in seconds anyway
sure
Yessir
however, ive come to the conclusion (also outlaw noob on assa) That when you keep tabbing to find the "undotted" enemy, you lose atleast one global doing so, and it completely messes with your muscle memory and momentum
so I actually do more dps just double garroting the same unit, and keep my muscle memory and momentum intact and also save a gloval
But maybe thats just me being an idiot
I said tabbing but I'd probably just put garrote/rupture on mouseover
and use them on unaffected targets
Yes, but still having to look for it, ( i think I need to update my nameplate for this spec)
probably
you can also just Do Your Best ™️ locating a target but not stop spammin your abilities so the GCD keeps rolling even if you are unable to find
Yes, but my brain is not capable of that (yet) as I still have to kind of look at my WA to get the feeling of it
hitting a dummy feels REALLY bad after you've initially run out of steam (used stealth, vanish to reapply dots, then dots run out)
I assume that's normal since in regular scenarios the pack would die and you'd restealth out of combat right
rupture gives energy back when targets die?
yes
okay so that's why it feels like shit just hitting the dummy then

and, well, always have a couple bleeds out for energy, thats all
if you gain and spend at the same rate, its enough
Why don’t they make IC spread to 4 targets instead of 2
Shorten the process by one gcd
And start tunnelling the big mob sooner
because its not supposed to be a "single button everything has dots" thing?
multi dotting is supposed to take some effort
IC is allready REALLY frking big and covers 90% of your multidotting in Dungeons
I mean pressing garrote twice on main target to spread 5 dots max isn’t effort
So why not just make it simpler
Is my thinking anyways
Because we'd be playing DH if we wanted braindead
my point is that pressing Garrote twice from stealth is still just as braindead to spread dots, because of smart dots
theres nothing complicated about pressing it twice back to back knowing you'll get 5 dots everytime on 5 targets because smart dots will carry the process for you
Or idk, apply bleeds after the first ones expire?
Wild I know
so in that case its already braindead but needlessly has the process of pressing the button twice
just make the window for IC tighter
now with yours you press garrote twice on the same mobs up until 7 targets
or make it apply only once
so now why not just make it 8
Look up IC's first iteration
first garrote will spread to many targets, therefore you can just get started right away with the rotation after the first garrote
Im an Ass man
Garrote and rupture should be the rotation bud not just a stepping stone
Assa has always been a bleed spec, it just changed now in df
if you wanted it to be more engaging, i reckon the smart dot application for IC only works if you use garrote on a fresh target (no garrote up) 🙂
then all of a sudden you have to use your brain and tab to a target that actually doesn't have garrote after the first one
i want IC removed
you've tunneled really hard on this single 5 target pull
but neither one of us is getting what they want
lol
at 6 targets you do exactly that
then at 7 you can change how you do it
and it changes again at higher target counts
its not meant to be super complicated
but you're ignoring the gameplay
have you played assa at the start of the expansion?
i know about the original IC
well then connect the DOTS
lol
this is #assassination
the entire channel is bottoms yapping at eachother
speak for yourself, i'm here to Sin
either way i think the smart dotting is cool
makes the dotting process braindead but also fun i guess
reliable
wish more classes had that feature
wish other classes had it, us not
at this point the only classes without are lock and perhaps boomkin?
though twin moons is smart iirc
I think the arms warrior rend from TC doesn't do it?
i can't remember tbh
blood and thunder
they spam tc so much in aoe it doesn't matter
takes random target but you spam anyway
hmm thats true
and gar starts having a cd and doing weaker dmg
Also they're not a dot class right? Gives them some room for skill expression without making the core gameplay a slog
Only since they ditched snapshotting
not like dot dot
i wouldn't say arms is a pure dot class, but its a big part of the spec
the moment they turned every dot class into effectively stackable debuff for your main filler or spender instant dmg nuke
and couldn't balance multitarget dots
it took the fun out of feeling powerful with multitarget dots
shit like shadow's embrace is to blame
assa such a good dot spec it needed a bladeflurry
scent of blood is the right kind of idea
they shoulda gone further down the dot ticks empower you rabbithole
arms does more dot dmg then 90% of "dot classes" lol
I love waking up and stretching, while letting a fart rip to begin the day 🍺.
i love assa chat
thanks
ass chat in this case
Idk where is the part where you shotgun a monster
Farts are a chemical DoT you know?
Blight damage for sure
Monsters are for noobs
Real men snort pre-workout
Bro just called Whispyr a noob

And pre workout basically the same just with added useless stuff and more expensive 
Change my mind
useless
Sure, if you don't work out
Caffeine pills wreck my world.
thats their puprose
They have caffeine gum too and it’s pretty solid
My guildie chews like three of them before raid
I do
No
take them with 200-400mg of L-Theanine and you'll feel alert+relaxed at the same time
no crash
Vurai I’ll try that out today friend
I prefer 1 x 200mg L-Theanine tablet with 1-2 cups of coffee
Imagine taking something that starts with L
energy literally lasts a good 5-6 hours, smooth
better take W-Theanine
How much L-Theanine do you take mg wise?
If you just take your average energy syrup or powder its way less expensive than pre workout
200mg a day, but 400mg max
Jesus 1200?
all these mfs trying to game as wired as possible meanwhile I'm mythic raiding completely fried
L-Theanine is so good
i assume he meant 1x200mg lol
yes lol
take 1200mg and u might fall asleep
Energy drinks have too much sugar in them. Pills and powder work better anyways.
ngl, caffein for gaming is some L shit
1200 would send him to the hospital
real
All u need for energy drinks is just a good ground coffee + L-theanine, no need for the other stuff
use an aeropress
its easy
Just buy some milk, flour and vitamins and boil em down into little energy balls
The last time I geeked out on caffeine I slaughtered in 3v3 with the perfect frost DK go I’ve ever had. Murdered the shaman and the holy priest pooped himself on how hard I touched his teammate.
can i replace the flour with ultra fine oat powder
Aeropress? Like a French press?
drink a juice,eat ur veggies,eat a peach and do some cardio
Dunno, you'd have to ask charlie kelly
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Ever heard of Zero sugar energy drinks 
exercise is the most important really + 8 hours sleep, you need to help your hippocampus generate new neurons so you can continue to improve and learn ass rogue 🙂
Cardio like cycling preworkout, running through hoes and swimming in pussy?
They taste bad
spinning is great, 30-45mins and your brain ready to go
Some do arguably, not all of them
Spoken like someone who's never had a mango Monster Ultra
evaporate all the water then snort the powder?
They should bring back OG 4loko
💀 im 39 running 6-8klm and bench 250.Just be normal with a balanced diet,nothing special,protein,your veggies,vitamins if u have a deficiency and u are golden
just snort the liquid
dont need extremes
Have you ever snorted a line of caffeine off an E-girls ass? You’ve never lived.
Rockstar energy zero syrup is pretty good and the Monster ultra series has some bangers, like paradise
u need vitd3 imo no matter what
we always deficient
snorting liquids up the nose takes very special resilience
Vitamin K is another deficiency
more like waking up in the morning before the sun goes out,and start moving those legs
45min-1hour
u will thank me in 20 years
id do that if didnt have to get up at 5:15 every morning
did you write the 5am Club book or what
Leave it to old people to turn waking up early into a personality trait
lol
Im just eating normal, only watching for kalories roughly and taking half of a daily dose of an Essentials supplement, d3, omega 3 and creatine
Working out does wonders for the body, not just a physical looks transformation either.

the whole 5am meme is for early birds which i don't think necessarily works for everyone
was trying that but u dont have to wake up that early,i usually start at 6:15 come back around 7:00 shower and off to work
some people just don't function in mornings
I'm a little confused about this. If we do #5 then #6 can't ever be done since we cast vanish after death mark in the opener and they have the same CD?
I love mornings
You delay dm
i don't, sunlight takes away my vitamin d3 not give me any
For vanish
Okay, thanks!
Eh, it's all learned behavior. People who say they don't function in mornings just haven't properly adjusted their circadian rhythms
I worked nights for 7 years and I’d rather live in N.Korea than to do it ever again 🤨.
im trying to just be normal,thats all,i did my blood tests,all came back solid,im strong as an ox
im a vampire so might be difficult to change ingrained habits to howl at the moon

Your body doesnt care if you do your shit in the morning or in the evening 
^this
morning or evening is part of the routine
Sapzilla identifies as a solar panel tbh
Its totally subjective
Morning workouts get me pumped for the day
The best workout is the one where you get the most done, which is a personal thing
Morning sex is another thing but I am single atm
As far as health benefits go, absolutely. But practically exercise tends to have an upper effect so it's best not done right before bed
Depends. I suffer with DSPD, it's not as easy as simply adjusting your circadian rythem.
There's likely a biological component to "night owls" with good evolutionary reasons; a tribe would want atleast some people up at night keeping watch.
the best workout is reading assa guide every morning tbh
workout is one thing,cardio is another,u can invest 2 hours a day if u wanna fully work out daily or bulk up or whatever u want
Yeah, gotta chill a while before bed
Couldnt sleep right after either

people always say, for the best cognitive health, no drugs or pills or drinks will do as good as 8hrs sleep + daily exercise
No it's not, lol. Cardio fits within the bounds of working out
Consistent sleep schedule is the most important thing
ye
coffee has a higher hydration effect than water btw
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead
I love how ass channel is a good neuroscience discussion place
Which is impossible as a gamer so cheers 
ofc it does,its just not all the work out u can do,cardio is very specific and its the minimal work out u would need(elengently) to stay in shape
thats where subjectivity kicks in
Neurotoxins are the best poisons.
if you need 2h for a workout you are doing something wrong my friend
What you said is akin to saying animals and cows are two different things
2hrs is a bit long tbh
2hr could be travel time inc
People having "benefits" in working out or doing cardio early in the morning is as much a psychological thing as "I cant get shit done in the morning" is
it depends what u wanna do,and yes its alot of time
It all varies person to person, if our guy likes a 2h workout, more power to em!
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Sapzilla is the perfect rogue name
i'm glad i bought an apartment thats 1min away from my gym then 😄
makes going to the gym really easy to do, no procrastination getting in the way
By bike? That's just warmup/cooling down
procrasination is the bane of everyone's life
Man they really did a number on assa 
for sure, home gyms are the best
Envenom hits like a truck now
by car
its not exactly a home gym, but the gym building is in the neighbouring building 😄
Surely there's a gym closer by your home than 20 minutes by car
Know what else hits hard? DK and warriors
ye i wouldn't take a car to the gym tbh
I hope we all get to shine
close enuf 😄
bike to gym might be a good way to warmup, and cooldown after weights
resistance bands are op if you dont have a gym around
Real
there is, but its tiny. so thats actually the closest functional one
I bought myself some stuff for days I cant make it to the gym 
i battle this shit everyday, using all the tools on the belt, pomodoro, checklists, etc
without any of this shit
i'd be fucked
Have you tried ritalin?
Here in Tokyo! Is where you need to go!
Have you tried mushrooms
Never did any of that, dont even know what pomodoro is

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-j
You checked for this?
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
Im just trying to survive like that

Uh oh the psychedelics talk is coming
Think it's italian for tomato
Pomodoro is just a focus on 'process' rather than product (completing the job/task), and its a 25min timer with 5 min break
U are living in Tokyo Japan?
but a good way to just focus
You ever try DMT man? Jamie pull up that video of that chimp
No it’s a song from fast and the furious 😂
thought that much
Idk Im strong willed. If my mind says I cant focus then I cant focus 
lol i do something like this
I have visited Japan though. Incredibly beautiful country, culture shock really did shock me.
Isn't that the opposite of strong-willed?
I do this sometimes and just give in for a couple hours, get it out ya system
Look at him
It was a joke 
but sucks when the whole day goes past and ya stuck
Sometimes i sit there and be like what did i do
glad u liked it
lol have those days too
Oh lol, guess im mentally cooked today
Apparently Japan has breeding visas now due to the declining population 🤨.
Today as example
wut
sitting at the office
How I feel after driving home
Just to sit there
i mean look at us now
sat on discord
yapping away in ass channel
instead of doing our work 🙂
So, Assa AoE question; do we just want to spread enough bleeds for energy sustain or do we wanna bleed everything that's gonna live?
Does IC prio targets without bleeds already, and how much of a DPS loss is the "lazy" method of just bleeding one target repeatedly to spread via IC?
Look into it it’s true lol
Thats what im doing all the day
But tbf
i ahve nothing to do
Did not need to call me out like that
For energy if no scent and for max stacks if scent
calling myself out too 😛
Okay, thanks! 🙂
what kind of scent? I like aesop scents the most
Geranium scents are nice
scent of piss
eww i don't like the scent of blood
Just use your common scents
smells like iron
Well it gives you agility
Xerjoff Naxos or Initio Side Effect
so
"wtf they speak without subtitles????"
kinda ok
😂😂😂😂
I want a scent that gives me relaxation not agility
All those Anime must have taught you smth

Yeah that keikaku means plan
You need int for that, because Ranges hae the chill life
Ye because they are smart with all that int
Smart = easy life
The main greeting you want to say in Japanese is 'omae wa mou shindeiru'
Smart = higher chance of depression
Smart people play rogue cause when everyone dies you vanish to live another day.
actually true, thats why im happy all the time
ok my lunch break is over, this was fun, neuroscience, sleep, exercise, pills discussion
i used to be smart
ass channel is the best
now im just sad
Gotta have something to keep you in check
Else youd rule the world
Same, then i started playing league
I take full accountability for making assa chat pop off!
It all started over a stretch and morning farts
🍺
Smad
not much to theorycraft in this spec i guess
Honestly we are just sages
Versed in the way of the world
Can you still snapshot bleeds?

irrelevant question but where do u live exactly in Germany
like city

They are built in the Meyer Werft, im living near that
Like 40 minutes away from North sea
Im sorry, you have to be an exception
Thats why tira is so salty
Thats NNW Germany,near the Sea

poggers
Ye
Damn, dumb and depressed, win
Have you tried being happy !?
Wouldnt wanna live there

Idk man I'm an #assassination addict I can't help it 
Joking aside, take depression seriously and seek help if you suffer from it
nah its not that deep
I meant this more as an reminder for everyone
Not that its a joking matter but i wasnt being serious
I'm about to get a haircut
Stop playing wow?
Cr7?
Let's see if my depression gets worse in about 45 minutes or not
Thats the first step yes
Before and after pls
Well 50/50
I need hair on my face brudda, I can't do short styles
Id literally change my barber if he fucked up so bad I would feel uncomfortable
I would say I look like an acne-scarred egg, but my face is full of fat even though I'm skinny, so I guess it resembles a stress ball instead
Imagine having a good beard growing
(i have to imagine, because im not blessed with a good beard) 
You are the cutest stress ball there is

I had one with 16 already
Staches can be really cool tbf
Ye staches either look manly, or you end up lookin like a predator

I saw in the wowhead guide you can just send your garrotte and rupture into the primary and spread with IC
How much are you trolling yourself with that?
each time you do that past the first if there are 3 or more targets remaining is -1 bleed
it is a very good tip when learning, and a big qol thing.
e.g ur vs 5 targets, you press gar twice on 1 target you dont lose anything
but if ur vs 6 and you do it you'll have 1 target without gar on them
Hmm okay
you give up applying gar to a target without in exchange for max pandemic'd gar on ur main target
Well I’m on day 2 of sin so might try it haha it sounds much easier
I’ve been hunting around for the mobs without dots and ran out of the IC window because of it
yeah losing globals bc you're searching for mobs is a nono
better to gar on main target rather than spend 2 globals looking for a fresh target
Yeah
Once you are in a fight with multiple mobs (let's say 8) and you are way past the opener, how many garrotes and ruptures do you want to sustain?
I also had another question if you don’t mind, what would you do when you get a bunch of small adds to kill
like AA first boss or tindral
enough for scent of blood essentially
They die quick
if you have CT consider sending it, esp with sudden demise, otherwise just cleave through spatter
im sure someone here has done TTK for CT usage on x number of targets
probably whispyr
So just CT and then envenom with fan of knives?
assuming the mobs would live long enough for CT to be worth ye
and remember to maintain spatter by using mut every 10 globals
hmm yep, I might need a WA for that to remind me
For "filler" damage yes, but you also need to keep up the 5 ruptures for energy and scent
I guess enough is maximum number of ruptures with SoB talented then. And we don't care about garrote on side targets?
they're talking tindral style aoe
Ah mb
doubt there's opportunity for rupture gaming sadly
I wonder how wurf rupture clipping for energy will be with deathstaler
I doubt it's better
Think of ruptures and garrotes as energy regen that does damage rather than big dots
In most cases the mobs die too quickly it doesn’t feel worth it. Like in Ruby first boss with the whelps lol
The other dps are sending CDs for maximum pad too
Ok so basically if I am max energy, then I just send on primary target?
gar is a gain compared to other buttons you have esp if ur focusing the target but in aoe applying extra Gars is of secondary importance to CT/ Rupture and spatter uptime
You apply enough to sustain your energy, then you swap to caustic envenoms (and obv keep CT up)
i generally keep gar on 1-2 targets
that I care about focusing down
if its a bunch of equal hp mobs just gar ur main target outside of IC
with IC we spread gar
Thx for the tips. Do you do that with mouseover of do you swap targets?
whichever works for you, I switch targets nowadays
I use mouseovers for ranged dot specs
Yes its a small loss to not auto attack your castic spatter for a second or two
But as long as youre not using envenom on a non-caustic target its not a massive loss
it's a small loss yeah, but so is having a global on a mob you mouseovered wasted cus ur out of range and cant see hitbox indicator
if you're confident in being in range (raid boss big add) mouseover is the correct choice
Yeah ok I see. Thanks a lot to both of you, super clear!
Wouldn't it be so sick if blizzard buffed poison bomb
not really
you tell me
pros / cons
go



