#assassination

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wispy pewter
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Theres two memes, one with gopferdamm and one with oida

marble hemlock
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bavaria is not germany tho

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keep that in mind

royal lantern
quiet oar
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if döner budde still sells it for 5 euros

rotund oak
haughty flicker
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what did bavaria do

quiet oar
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better be prepared for some toilet sessions

haughty flicker
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i feel like this is lore i need to know

marble hemlock
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ill take the franken, but the bavarians, no thanks. they dont want to have anything to do with the rest of germany, i say "let them"

wispy pewter
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Isnt München in bavaria?

random fossil
marble hemlock
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big ego central

wispy pewter
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Or do you separate bavaria and bayern?

random fossil
grim jay
rotund oak
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Why do germans hate bavaria,whats wrong?

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because tis on the south

marble hemlock
rotund oak
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?

stable coral
marble hemlock
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they think theyre better than the rest of germany

wispy pewter
marble hemlock
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when they really arent

quiet oar
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and think germany is only build on bavarian economy

random fossil
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literal case of hate us cause they aint us coolpanda (im not even bavarian i just live here)

rotund oak
grim jay
royal lantern
# haughty flicker what did bavaria do

its a Mixture of florida and texas combined with many people and politicans that think they are hot shit

it literally gets so many bonus rules because they want special treatment all the time

rotund oak
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u are separated

marble hemlock
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yes

wispy pewter
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BUNDESLAND

rotund oak
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😄

haughty flicker
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florida and texas combined peepochrist

random fossil
grim jay
candid hull
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that kebab is not actually a kebab

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there is no such thing as doner kebab

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its either doner, or kebab

marble hemlock
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think they did a poll once and it was like

wispy pewter
rotund oak
candid hull
wispy pewter
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Swedish pride

stable coral
wispy pewter
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The invention of kebabpizza

candid hull
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stop it

grim jay
candid hull
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you are destroying my culture

marble hemlock
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saarland is the least liked state, then bavaria shortly after. but you gotta keep in mind that that is heavily weighted due to the high population of bavaria

wispy pewter
candid hull
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what is this appropriation

stable coral
quiet oar
wispy pewter
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My favorite is "the viking"

its kebab, pork, and fries with bearnaise sauce

haughty flicker
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lmao

wispy pewter
stable coral
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Best drunk food you can get

rotund oak
stable coral
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Jesus fuck you don’t put fries on pizza you monster

rotund oak
# wispy pewter

whoever does this needs to be thrown to jail,thats how u ruin a good pizza

wispy pewter
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We also put banana on and pineapple

candid hull
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doner is the meat they slice off vertically, kebab is the one on the grill horizontally

marble hemlock
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swedes and pizza taste is

wispy pewter
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Throw me to the dogs

hollow cedar
marble hemlock
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well, ill never get it

candid hull
quiet oar
haughty flicker
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ok i was willing to give the fries a chance

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but banana on pizza?

grim jay
marble hemlock
stable coral
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Im gonna throw up

quiet oar
marble hemlock
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very insulated

candid hull
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Surströmming

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on pizza

rotund oak
candid hull
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how about that

wispy pewter
marble hemlock
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with pineapple and fries

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yes

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thatd be the swedish pizza

candid hull
marble hemlock
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anyway, gotta run, be nice

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or dont, im not your mom

royal lantern
rotund oak
worldly sail
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i think there is one thing everyone can agree on, and that is that italians don't know how to make good pizza

wispy pewter
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The thing is youre supposed to open surströmming under water, but every idiot on youtube opens em up in their livingroom LOL

bronze pike
stable coral
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Btw how unhinged can we be here?

bronze pike
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Have a nice day :3

royal lantern
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and kinda shity to live in tbh

haughty flicker
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ive never had it

marble hemlock
wispy pewter
grim jay
haughty flicker
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ok thats fair lmao

wispy pewter
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The smell alone makes you throw up instantly

random fossil
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is whispyr still alive

wispy pewter
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Look it up on youtube lol

bronze pike
haughty flicker
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yeah ive heard stories

bronze pike
marble hemlock
bronze pike
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Okaaaaaaaaaaay

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But get me Swiss rolls

quiet oar
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and do the laundry

grim jay
marble hemlock
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(in my mind thats the name of the neighbors and i want you to do them, and since youll never get any bitches, ill never have to get you snacks)

bronze pike
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Each chore = one more Swiss roll

rotund oak
wispy pewter
grim jay
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Just the other way around

haughty flicker
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depends on what you mean

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i guess since you said opposite you mean deep dish

rotund oak
bronze pike
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I like my pizza being thick af

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Covered in sauce and cheese

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Like a cake

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But made of pizza

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Thin crust sucks dick

stable coral
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Disgusting

rotund oak
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i like deepdish but i do prefer a margarita

bronze pike
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Imagine eating pizza

rotund oak
bronze pike
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And it’s as thick as a cracker

quiet oar
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Kebap Pizza with Cheese crust

grim jay
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The only good overloaded pizza

wispy pewter
rotund oak
quiet oar
stable coral
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He has to be trolling

grim jay
worldly sail
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the first swede to put banana on pizza thought: "don't have ananas, must put on bananas Surebud " Surebud

stable coral
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Neapolitan pizza is not crisp tho

wispy pewter
rotund oak
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kebab pizza my ass

wispy pewter
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Fries however is rly good

quiet oar
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Gyros with Metaxa sauce

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is also goated

grim jay
wispy pewter
rotund oak
quiet oar
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yes i know

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But giving greeks their flowers aswell

grim jay
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The german Schnitzel I appreciate is Jägerschnitzel

wispy pewter
rotund oak
wispy pewter
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Best thing ive ever eaten

grim jay
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Or Zigeuner Schnitzel, thats BiS aswell

royal lantern
stable coral
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Best German food: potatos, sauce hollandaise, Bratwurst. Change my mind

hollow cedar
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Leberknödel anyone

stable coral
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Or Bauernfrühstück 😮‍💨

rotund oak
wispy pewter
rotund oak
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was delicious

candid hull
rotund oak
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kasespatze

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or something like that

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its been years cant remember how to spell it

hollow cedar
quiet oar
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A Ofenkartoffel with sour cream

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ong

grim jay
stable coral
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Do we have statistics of how many ppl here are German?

wispy pewter
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we can do a little sample, but given the ppl typing here, it feels like out of all 10 to 15, maybe 3 of us arent

stable coral
wispy pewter
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Me, the turkish guy and the american

candid hull
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any cigkofte enjoyers?

stable coral
grim jay
quiet oar
quiet oar
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Well

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if you think further, its 50/50

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to meet a german

rotund oak
wispy pewter
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speaking of which, in international terms, would you consider swiss and austrian germans in this context?

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Like ppl do with "scandinavians"

candid hull
# stable coral Dfq is that

Çiğ köfte (Turkish pronunciation: [tʃiː cœfte]) or chee kofta is a kofta dish that is a regional specialty of southeastern Anatolia in Urfa. The dish is served as an appetizer or meze, and it is closely related with kibbeh nayyeh from Levantine cuisine.
Çiğ köfte is common to Armenian and Turkish cuisines.
Traditionally made with raw meat, ther...

quiet oar
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Austrian and Swiss count as german speaking

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so kinda count them

wispy pewter
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Yes but when you say

How many "germans" its mostly about the language, rather than what flag they live under, Got it

candid hull
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it is very yum yum

grim jay
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Tira isnt german either

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Just german speaking

stable coral
stable coral
candid hull
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this is not exactly kofte as its not a meatball

quiet oar
candid hull
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if you eat it at a good place it has raw meat inside

stable coral
quiet oar
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Davyn gatekeeping my german body

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smh my head

stable coral
candid hull
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But you can eat it vegan as well

grim jay
# quiet oar ????

Because you are so georgeous you must be from a different universe

candid hull
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otherwise street sellers are required to only make the vegan version

candid hull
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you need to get a certificate to sell it with raw meat

candid hull
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it tastes 10x better with raw meat tho

haughty flicker
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shibas dont wear shoes

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so i dont think so

wispy pewter
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I ment the pfp lolk

grim jay
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Imagine eating raw meat

quiet oar
grim jay
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That shit is worse than raw fish

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Ugh

quiet oar
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dont think its a shiba

stable coral
wispy pewter
# quiet oar No

then what breed is it on your pfp? Cus I knew the attached gif aint one

quiet oar
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Oh

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ye

candid hull
# stable coral That’s a little reassuring atleast

Bulgur is kneaded with chopped onions and water until it gets soft. Then tomato and pepper paste, spices and very fine ground beef or lamb are added. This absolutely fatless raw mincemeat is treated with spices while kneading the mixture, which is in lieu of cooking the meat. Lastly, green onions, fresh mint and parsley are mixed in

quiet oar
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the pfp is yes

wispy pewter
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ah I see

quiet oar
grim jay
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Fuckin thousands of years of evolution

quiet oar
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Black Tan Shiba

grim jay
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And we still have people eating their meat/fish raw

candid hull
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So its not technically raw

quiet oar
candid hull
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It's not the same as idk meat tartare

vestal cliff
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Mettbrötchen is love

haughty flicker
quiet oar
random fossil
stable coral
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I can’t keep reading the messages here. I’m hungry as fuck and I can’t eat for another hour

random fossil
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pls man all i have at home is cereal

grim jay
vestal cliff
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Mettbrötchen is the best invention ever

random fossil
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and its mariä himmelfahrt so i cant go get any real food FUCK

grim jay
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Invention

quiet oar
rotund oak
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that thing exists in france as well

stable coral
royal lantern
rotund oak
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ppl just season minced meat and eat it raw

random fossil
rotund oak
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str8 out of durotar

hollow cedar
stable coral
wispy pewter
random fossil
vestal cliff
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Dieser Discord ist nun Eigentum des Deutschen Mettbrötchenverbandes

random fossil
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still in the middle ages clearly

grim jay
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Mettbrötchen 10000% got invented by some degen that was drunk and forgot to cook the meat after seasoning it while he was drunk. Just slapped that pile on a Brötchen because he had no burger bun and called it a day

vestal cliff
stable coral
rotund oak
grim jay
wispy pewter
rotund oak
random fossil
rotund oak
wispy pewter
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Everyone is gna hate swedish cuisine after today

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Pineapple, kebab, fries and banan on pizza?
Surströmming`?
Raw beef and egg yolk?

stable coral
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Why would you waver eat raw meat and eggs? It has no benefits

random fossil
# wispy pewter

idk man the pizzas were kinda cringe but id eat that every day

stable coral
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It’s just being lazy

rotund oak
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why not kill deers and eat them str8 up

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no cooking

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just season it

stable coral
haughty flicker
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lmao

wispy pewter
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Also fun fact: It is what u get when u enter a bar in korea, a bar cant serve alcohol without providing food, so they just automatically charge you for a plate of this so u can start drinking hah

grim jay
wispy pewter
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threw the rest to the dogs, they love it

candid hull
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tartare is ew

rotund oak
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savage

quiet oar
stable coral
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@wispy pewter you are good man you gave us IKEA

rotund oak
wispy pewter
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Also, speaking of hunting and germany

I actually use a coat from the german army reserve that I got from a flea market when I hunt during early autumn lol

quiet oar
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because germans do the "mettigel

wispy pewter
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so I rep the black red yellow when roaming the woods

quiet oar
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a Mett Hedgehog

haughty flicker
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thats not a great gif to post

quiet oar
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ye

rotund oak
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dear lord

random fossil
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im so hungry man

quiet oar
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Gonna delete

stable coral
vestal cliff
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Theres only one thing better than mettigel and thats mettfuß

quiet oar
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just wanted to show how mettigel looks like

quiet oar
spring stream
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Mettbrötchen mega nice

quiet oar
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my shiba did kill a hedgehog

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last years

wispy pewter
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howd the snout end up?

quiet oar
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He wasnt that bloody

bronze pike
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I mean

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We eat Guinea pigs

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Taste like turkey

wispy pewter
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Atleast our hedgehogs dont release the quills so its not nearly as bad as the american version of it, but Ive never had to experience it

quiet oar
rotund oak
# quiet oar last years

there are roma ppl that kill and grill hedgehogs here they taste like rabbit they say but idk,im just sad watching them dead.Same for snails

wispy pewter
bronze pike
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Peru

haughty flicker
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guinea pigs are farm animals

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ye

bronze pike
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My grandmother used to own a farm under her house

wispy pewter
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Ahh, yes maybe I mixed em up, but supposedly its rly tasty

haughty flicker
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dont take up much space

bronze pike
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Literally Guinea pig heaven

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Get em nice and plump

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And it’s a good dinner

grim jay
# rotund oak savage

My dad drank a cup of fresh warm pig blood every day back when he was younger. Tried it a few times and its hella disgusting

wispy pewter
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Heard that guinea pigs and rabbits are the best survival animals to have at home, rly nutricious and cheap and low maintenance

bronze pike
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I only had it once when I went to Peru to visit my grand uncle

wispy pewter
stable coral
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Filthy animals

royal lantern
grim jay
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Its healthy

candid hull
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demonic ritual type shi

rotund oak
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closest to raw blood ive ever done

grim jay
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But disgusting aswell

wispy pewter
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Speaking of disgusting food (and also swedish)

we have blodpudding

grim jay
quiet oar
wispy pewter
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Served in school once a month atleast

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But drinking it... oof

rotund oak
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bruh whats happening in sweden

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weird ppl

stable coral
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HOW DID WE COME TO TALKING ABOUT DISGUSTING SHIT

Can we talk about nice food again?

grim jay
wispy pewter
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Well, living up here wasnt always democracy, 200mb/s internet and heating

so our historical dishes are pretty nasty from a modern perspective

grim jay
wispy pewter
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You guys eat crayfish btw? Kräftskiva season is now up here

wispy pewter
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I know louisiana in the states love it, and we get our crayfish from turkey

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Do you eat them mr turk?

stable coral
grim jay
candid hull
grim jay
candid hull
royal lantern
grim jay
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He always worked far away

rotund oak
grim jay
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And was mostly inside when he was home

quiet oar
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Sus

rotund oak
candid hull
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🧄

stable coral
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Davyn is safe tho, his dad is probably not gonna suck him of

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Wait

quiet oar
vestal cliff
rotund oak
grim jay
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I also have pretty pointy canine teeth. All 4 of them monkahmm

candid hull
grim jay
grim jay
haughty flicker
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yeah asking a wow player if sunlight hurts them doesnt help narrow anything down

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thats just to be expected

quiet oar
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(me rn)

vestal cliff
rotund oak
rotund oak
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wesley snipes

grim jay
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That guy is cool

candid hull
haughty flicker
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it was pretty lucky they found an actual daywalker to play blade

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wesley snipes very cool

grim jay
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Bad days for vampires

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21° my ass

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My car has those glowy heat waves all around it dead

wispy pewter
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wait, hold the fuck up

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Ive completely missed what Arterial precision does

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LOL

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Time to start using shiv more often

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and that thistle tea increases mastery... imagine actually reading the talents KEKW

quartz osprey
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Whats the go in mass aoe?

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where there isn't a big prio mob

versed mica
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!dagger

grim jay
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But probably not using DM

wispy pewter
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dm?

vestal wren
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Deathmark

wispy pewter
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deathnmark?

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ahh

vestal wren
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I needed a moment to not write danse macabre, subtlety brain kicked in first

quiet oar
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Leave me alone besad

royal lantern
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not reading anything

quiet oar
grim jay
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Like they hyped the shit out of certain things in the series to just make them work different in the card game

haughty flicker
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at least they made it clear what pot of greed does

wispy pewter
ebon apex
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I'm new to dot classes (outlaw player)

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in 6-8 target AOE situations, after the initial dot applications run out and if I don't have restealth, do I continue to rupture every mob one by one

strange python
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Can I just macro Cold Blood to Envenom?
And if it's on cooldown, it will still cast Envenom just fine?

royal lantern
strange python
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Yeah you still want rupture if htey're gonna live on as many as you can - for energy regen mainly

ebon apex
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at which point does it stop being beneficial to refresh dots

royal lantern
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aka

strange python
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when they're gonna die or you're just swimming in energy

royal lantern
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after the IC Spread bleeds run out, keep them on big guys and thats it

ebon apex
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I see I see

strange python
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How bout the Cold Blood thing - can you just macro it in with Envenom?
Or is there a downside to this?

royal lantern
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and rupture>>>>>>>>>garrote, you dont really spread non-stealth garrotes (and it has a cd anyway)

candid hull
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Is it worth using ambush from stealth, and then garrote with improved garrote?

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Or just straight up use garrote from stealth

royal lantern
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you only ambush from stealth if you play deathstalker and dont have the capstone active

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otherwhise you ALWAYS garrote from stealth

ebon apex
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so an example pull would look like... Stealth, Under IC apply Garrote and Rupture to everything I can, Crimson Tempest. Once all dots are online, use slice and dice, deathmark - shiv - kingsbane, mutilate for spatter, rinse repeat

royal lantern
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pretty much ye

candid hull
royal lantern
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its sounds more complicated then it actually is

ebon apex
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yeah

royal lantern
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turns intuitive after some time and you dont really think about it anymore, because all steps are 100% logical and make sense

strange python
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If there are 5 adds - do you just Garrote 2 of them, and it covers all 5?

strange python
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ok it's not like a "weakend version" or anything

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the one that's spread

ebon apex
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also how exactly does IC application work. do I need to manually tab between targets for max application or can I spam bleeds on one priority target over and over again and it spreads to nearby unbled targets?

royal lantern
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improved garrote stays active for 6seconds

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so if you stealth and garrote 2x, both are empowered

royal lantern
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if you use it on the same guy again, you just overwrite rupture on the guy that allready has it and the spread 2 again

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aka if you do 2x rupture on the same guy, its 5 bleeds, if you actively swap to a target with nothing its 6

ebon apex
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I see... so if there are 5 targets it's okay to do that, but if there are 6 it's bad cause you need to use an extra garrote

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so manually tabbing to unbled targets is the good habit to have

royal lantern
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pretty much ye

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another thing is

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do you really NEED it on 6 for that pull

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or can you stay lazy

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depeends on the enemys

ebon apex
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isn't it always a dps increase to have it on as many as you can

haughty flicker
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always be lazy

ebon apex
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or should I not think about the dmg at all and care only about the energy regen

royal lantern
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like, in brackenhide you can almost always stay lazy and just truck 1 guy cus 70% of the packs do nothing and die in seconds anyway

ebon apex
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thanks a lot

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will smack the dummy for a bit

shy dust
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Yessir

wispy pewter
# ebon apex thanks a lot

however, ive come to the conclusion (also outlaw noob on assa) That when you keep tabbing to find the "undotted" enemy, you lose atleast one global doing so, and it completely messes with your muscle memory and momentum

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so I actually do more dps just double garroting the same unit, and keep my muscle memory and momentum intact and also save a gloval

royal lantern
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staying true to your pfp

wispy pewter
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But maybe thats just me being an idiot

ebon apex
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I said tabbing but I'd probably just put garrote/rupture on mouseover

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and use them on unaffected targets

wispy pewter
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Yes, but still having to look for it, ( i think I need to update my nameplate for this spec)

ebon apex
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you can also just Do Your Best ™️ locating a target but not stop spammin your abilities so the GCD keeps rolling even if you are unable to find

wispy pewter
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Yes, but my brain is not capable of that (yet) as I still have to kind of look at my WA to get the feeling of it

ebon apex
# royal lantern sure

hitting a dummy feels REALLY bad after you've initially run out of steam (used stealth, vanish to reapply dots, then dots run out)

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I assume that's normal since in regular scenarios the pack would die and you'd restealth out of combat right

royal lantern
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stuff dies, rupture gives energy back

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more targets mean more cp gain

ebon apex
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rupture gives energy back when targets die?

royal lantern
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yes

ebon apex
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okay so that's why it feels like shit just hitting the dummy then

royal lantern
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and, well, always have a couple bleeds out for energy, thats all

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if you gain and spend at the same rate, its enough

wooden radish
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Why don’t they make IC spread to 4 targets instead of 2

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Shorten the process by one gcd

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And start tunnelling the big mob sooner

royal lantern
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because its not supposed to be a "single button everything has dots" thing?

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multi dotting is supposed to take some effort

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IC is allready REALLY frking big and covers 90% of your multidotting in Dungeons

wooden radish
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I mean pressing garrote twice on main target to spread 5 dots max isn’t effort

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So why not just make it simpler

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Is my thinking anyways

terse orchid
wooden radish
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my point is that pressing Garrote twice from stealth is still just as braindead to spread dots, because of smart dots

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theres nothing complicated about pressing it twice back to back knowing you'll get 5 dots everytime on 5 targets because smart dots will carry the process for you

subtle tundra
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Wild I know

wooden radish
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so in that case its already braindead but needlessly has the process of pressing the button twice

haughty flicker
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well

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what happens when you scale that up though

wooden radish
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just make the window for IC tighter

haughty flicker
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now with yours you press garrote twice on the same mobs up until 7 targets

wooden radish
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or make it apply only once

haughty flicker
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so now why not just make it 8

subtle tundra
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Look up IC's first iteration

wooden radish
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first garrote will spread to many targets, therefore you can just get started right away with the rotation after the first garrote

static glacier
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Im an Ass man

subtle tundra
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Garrote and rupture should be the rotation bud not just a stepping stone

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Assa has always been a bleed spec, it just changed now in df

wooden radish
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if you wanted it to be more engaging, i reckon the smart dot application for IC only works if you use garrote on a fresh target (no garrote up) 🙂

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then all of a sudden you have to use your brain and tab to a target that actually doesn't have garrote after the first one

subtle tundra
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i want IC removed

haughty flicker
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you've tunneled really hard on this single 5 target pull

subtle tundra
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but neither one of us is getting what they want

wooden radish
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lol

haughty flicker
#

at 6 targets you do exactly that

#

then at 7 you can change how you do it

#

and it changes again at higher target counts

#

its not meant to be super complicated

wooden radish
#

yeah thats my point

#

so why not just have IC as a one time use after stealth

haughty flicker
#

but you're ignoring the gameplay

wooden radish
#

and just spread to something like 4 targets

#

shouldn't be complicated right

haughty flicker
#

people like pressing their dot buttons

#

thats kind of the point

subtle tundra
wooden radish
#

i know about the original IC

subtle tundra
#

well then connect the DOTS

wooden radish
#

lol

royal lantern
terse orchid
#

speak for yourself, i'm here to Sin

wooden radish
#

either way i think the smart dotting is cool

#

makes the dotting process braindead but also fun i guess

#

reliable

#

wish more classes had that feature

subtle tundra
#

wish other classes had it, us not

static glacier
#

though twin moons is smart iirc

wooden radish
#

I think the arms warrior rend from TC doesn't do it?

#

i can't remember tbh

#

blood and thunder

static glacier
#

they spam tc so much in aoe it doesn't matter

restive hawk
#

takes random target but you spam anyway

static glacier
#

we're talking every 3rd global or so

#

unlike sin where you have a strict window

wooden radish
#

hmm thats true

static glacier
#

and gar starts having a cd and doing weaker dmg

terse orchid
#

Also they're not a dot class right? Gives them some room for skill expression without making the core gameplay a slog

static glacier
#

highkey

#

dots have been a failure in wow

haughty flicker
#

arms is kind of a dot class

#

ngl

terse orchid
haughty flicker
#

not like dot dot

wooden radish
#

i wouldn't say arms is a pure dot class, but its a big part of the spec

static glacier
#

the moment they turned every dot class into effectively stackable debuff for your main filler or spender instant dmg nuke

#

and couldn't balance multitarget dots

#

it took the fun out of feeling powerful with multitarget dots

#

shit like shadow's embrace is to blame

subtle tundra
#

assa such a good dot spec it needed a bladeflurry

static glacier
#

scent of blood is the right kind of idea

#

they shoulda gone further down the dot ticks empower you rabbithole

royal lantern
knotty radish
#

I love waking up and stretching, while letting a fart rip to begin the day 🍺.

restive hawk
#

ass chat in this case

grim jay
knotty radish
#

Farts are a chemical DoT you know?

terse orchid
#

Blight damage for sure

knotty radish
#

Monsters are for noobs

haughty flicker
#

biological but

#

the point is taken

knotty radish
#

Real men snort pre-workout

grim jay
#

And pre workout basically the same just with added useless stuff and more expensive PogO

#

Change my mind

terse orchid
#

useless
Sure, if you don't work out

restive hawk
#

just chew some caffeine tabs

#

and put salt in your water

terse orchid
#

Also, it's cheaper

#

than energy drinks at least

knotty radish
#

Caffeine pills wreck my world.

grim jay
#

Good stuff

restive hawk
grim jay
#

Just not at 4 am

#

Before sleep

knotty radish
#

They have caffeine gum too and it’s pretty solid

#

My guildie chews like three of them before raid

grim jay
grim jay
wooden radish
#

no crash

knotty radish
#

Vurai I’ll try that out today friend

wooden radish
#

I prefer 1 x 200mg L-Theanine tablet with 1-2 cups of coffee

restive hawk
#

Imagine taking something that starts with L

wooden radish
#

energy literally lasts a good 5-6 hours, smooth

restive hawk
#

better take W-Theanine

knotty radish
#

How much L-Theanine do you take mg wise?

grim jay
#

If you just take your average energy syrup or powder its way less expensive than pre workout

wooden radish
#

200mg a day, but 400mg max

knotty radish
#

Jesus 1200?

winged quail
#

all these mfs trying to game as wired as possible meanwhile I'm mythic raiding completely fried

wooden radish
#

L-Theanine is so good

terse orchid
wooden radish
#

take 1200mg and u might fall asleep

knotty radish
#

Energy drinks have too much sugar in them. Pills and powder work better anyways.

terse orchid
rotund oak
restive hawk
wooden radish
#

All u need for energy drinks is just a good ground coffee + L-theanine, no need for the other stuff

#

use an aeropress

#

its easy

terse orchid
knotty radish
#

The last time I geeked out on caffeine I slaughtered in 3v3 with the perfect frost DK go I’ve ever had. Murdered the shaman and the holy priest pooped himself on how hard I touched his teammate.

wooden radish
rotund oak
#

u boys are rly weird

knotty radish
rotund oak
#

drink a juice,eat ur veggies,eat a peach and do some cardio

terse orchid
wooden radish
grim jay
wooden radish
terse orchid
knotty radish
wooden radish
grim jay
terse orchid
knotty radish
#

I like the taste of NOS energy

#

Do you guys remember the spike energy drink?

north granite
#

snorting red bull >

#

noobs

wooden radish
terse orchid
#

They should bring back OG 4loko

rotund oak
north granite
#

just snort the liquid

rotund oak
#

dont need extremes

knotty radish
#

Have you ever snorted a line of caffeine off an E-girls ass? You’ve never lived.

grim jay
#

Rockstar energy zero syrup is pretty good and the Monster ultra series has some bangers, like paradise

wooden radish
#

we always deficient

wooden radish
knotty radish
#

Vitamin K is another deficiency

rotund oak
#

45min-1hour

#

u will thank me in 20 years

restive hawk
#

id do that if didnt have to get up at 5:15 every morning

wooden radish
terse orchid
#

Leave it to old people to turn waking up early into a personality trait

wooden radish
#

lol

grim jay
knotty radish
#

Working out does wonders for the body, not just a physical looks transformation either.

grim jay
wooden radish
#

the whole 5am meme is for early birds which i don't think necessarily works for everyone

rotund oak
wooden radish
#

some people just don't function in mornings

narrow bone
#

I'm a little confused about this. If we do #5 then #6 can't ever be done since we cast vanish after death mark in the opener and they have the same CD?

knotty radish
#

I love mornings

wooden radish
#

i don't, sunlight takes away my vitamin d3 not give me any

grim jay
#

For vanish

narrow bone
terse orchid
knotty radish
#

I worked nights for 7 years and I’d rather live in N.Korea than to do it ever again 🤨.

rotund oak
wooden radish
grim jay
#

Your body doesnt care if you do your shit in the morning or in the evening Surebud

restive hawk
#

^this

rotund oak
#

morning or evening is part of the routine

wooden radish
#

Sapzilla identifies as a solar panel tbh

rotund oak
#

if u work and dont have time

#

just do it whenever

#

morning exercise is better thogh

grim jay
knotty radish
#

Morning workouts get me pumped for the day

grim jay
#

The best workout is the one where you get the most done, which is a personal thing

knotty radish
#

Morning sex is another thing but I am single atm

terse orchid
narrow bone
restive hawk
#

the best workout is reading assa guide every morning tbh

rotund oak
grim jay
#

Couldnt sleep right after either

knotty radish
#

I did kick off the assa chat this morning

#

I take full credit

wooden radish
#

people always say, for the best cognitive health, no drugs or pills or drinks will do as good as 8hrs sleep + daily exercise

terse orchid
junior shore
#

Consistent sleep schedule is the most important thing

wooden radish
#

ye

restive hawk
#

coffee has a higher hydration effect than water btw

terse orchid
#

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead

wooden radish
#

I love how ass channel is a good neuroscience discussion place

junior shore
#

Which is impossible as a gamer so cheers Dogue

rotund oak
#

thats where subjectivity kicks in

narrow bone
restive hawk
terse orchid
wooden radish
#

2hrs is a bit long tbh

runic prairie
#

2hr could be travel time inc

grim jay
#

People having "benefits" in working out or doing cardio early in the morning is as much a psychological thing as "I cant get shit done in the morning" is

rotund oak
narrow bone
runic prairie
#

my gym is 20mins away

#

so that eats 40mins

knotty radish
#

Sapzilla is the perfect rogue name

wooden radish
#

makes going to the gym really easy to do, no procrastination getting in the way

terse orchid
wooden radish
#

procrasination is the bane of everyone's life

hexed frost
#

Man they really did a number on assa feelswickedman

runic prairie
hexed frost
#

Envenom hits like a truck now

runic prairie
wooden radish
terse orchid
knotty radish
#

Know what else hits hard? DK and warriors

wooden radish
#

ye i wouldn't take a car to the gym tbh

knotty radish
#

I hope we all get to shine

wooden radish
#

bike to gym might be a good way to warmup, and cooldown after weights

restive hawk
#

resistance bands are op if you dont have a gym around

runic prairie
grim jay
#

I bought myself some stuff for days I cant make it to the gym PogO

wooden radish
# quiet oar Real

i battle this shit everyday, using all the tools on the belt, pomodoro, checklists, etc

#

without any of this shit

#

i'd be fucked

terse orchid
#

Have you tried ritalin?

knotty radish
#

Here in Tokyo! Is where you need to go!

junior shore
#

Have you tried mushrooms

grim jay
narrow bone
quiet oar
knotty radish
#

Uh oh the psychedelics talk is coming

terse orchid
wooden radish
#

Pomodoro is just a focus on 'process' rather than product (completing the job/task), and its a 25min timer with 5 min break

rotund oak
wooden radish
#

but a good way to just focus

terse orchid
knotty radish
rotund oak
grim jay
wooden radish
knotty radish
#

I have visited Japan though. Incredibly beautiful country, culture shock really did shock me.

terse orchid
wooden radish
grim jay
wooden radish
#

but sucks when the whole day goes past and ya stuck

quiet oar
grim jay
wooden radish
terse orchid
knotty radish
#

Apparently Japan has breeding visas now due to the declining population 🤨.

quiet oar
quiet oar
#

sitting at the office

terse orchid
quiet oar
#

Just to sit there

wooden radish
#

i mean look at us now

#

sat on discord

#

yapping away in ass channel

#

instead of doing our work 🙂

narrow bone
#

So, Assa AoE question; do we just want to spread enough bleeds for energy sustain or do we wanna bleed everything that's gonna live?
Does IC prio targets without bleeds already, and how much of a DPS loss is the "lazy" method of just bleeding one target repeatedly to spread via IC?

knotty radish
quiet oar
#

But tbf

#

i ahve nothing to do

terse orchid
grim jay
wooden radish
narrow bone
wooden radish
#

Geranium scents are nice

quiet oar
#

Scen of blood

#

i guess

restive hawk
#

scent of piss

wooden radish
#

eww i don't like the scent of blood

terse orchid
#

Just use your common scents

wooden radish
#

smells like iron

quiet oar
grim jay
quiet oar
#

so

royal lantern
quiet oar
#

kinda ok

knotty radish
wooden radish
grim jay
terse orchid
quiet oar
grim jay
#

Smart = easy life

wooden radish
quiet oar
knotty radish
#

Smart people play rogue cause when everyone dies you vanish to live another day.

restive hawk
wooden radish
#

ok my lunch break is over, this was fun, neuroscience, sleep, exercise, pills discussion

haughty flicker
#

i used to be smart

wooden radish
#

ass channel is the best

haughty flicker
#

now im just sad

grim jay
#

Else youd rule the world

terse orchid
knotty radish
#

I take full accountability for making assa chat pop off!

#

It all started over a stretch and morning farts

#

🍺

grim jay
quiet oar
#

Well

#

Assa channel is always

#

off topicing

restive hawk
#

not much to theorycraft in this spec i guess

grim jay
#

Versed in the way of the world

knotty radish
#

Can you still snapshot bleeds?

quiet oar
#

Snapshooting got deleted in WOD

#

i think

knotty radish
#

No way it was that long ago

#

Wut

quiet oar
#

iirc MOP was the last time

#

its only rare now

#

like nightstalker did snapshot

knotty radish
#

Yee I do remember that

#

Memory is fuzzy

#

Oh well 🤷🏼‍♂️.

quiet oar
grim jay
#

As long as it aint furry

rotund oak
#

like city

haughty flicker
quiet oar
#

Do you know the Aida crusiing ships

#

they have disney ships

rotund oak
#

nope 😅

#

i can google them hold on

quiet oar
#

They are built in the Meyer Werft, im living near that

#

Like 40 minutes away from North sea

glacial stump
quiet oar
grim jay
#

Thats why tira is so salty

rotund oak
grim jay
rotund oak
#

poggers

quiet oar
glacial stump
quiet oar
grim jay
glacial stump
grim jay
#

Weird people

quiet oar
#

its still 40 minutes

#

im not living next to it

#

??

grim jay
#

Tira the seadog

#

Exposed

limber lion
quiet oar
glacial stump
quiet oar
#

I meant this more as an reminder for everyone

glacial stump
#

Not that its a joking matter but i wasnt being serious

limber lion
#

I'm about to get a haircut

grim jay
limber lion
#

Let's see if my depression gets worse in about 45 minutes or not

quiet oar
glacial stump
limber lion
grim jay
limber lion
#

I would say I look like an acne-scarred egg, but my face is full of fat even though I'm skinny, so I guess it resembles a stress ball instead

quiet oar
#

Imagine having a good beard growing

#

(i have to imagine, because im not blessed with a good beard) sadgeSitSip

grim jay
grim jay
quiet oar
#

look at him

#

mr blessed genetics

grim jay
#

But people with thick beards usually dont have great hair on top for long

quiet oar
#

all i can grow is a johnny depp like moustache and chin combination

#

thats about it

grim jay
#

Staches can be really cool tbf

quiet oar
#

i mean i dont mind the combination i like it

#

But a full beard

#

would be cool

#

bgl

sturdy mesa
last skiff
quiet oar
static glacier
# last skiff

it's infuriating that they incorrectly pluralise feet too

quartz osprey
#

I saw in the wowhead guide you can just send your garrotte and rupture into the primary and spread with IC

#

How much are you trolling yourself with that?

static glacier
vestal wren
static glacier
#

e.g ur vs 5 targets, you press gar twice on 1 target you dont lose anything

#

but if ur vs 6 and you do it you'll have 1 target without gar on them

quartz osprey
#

Hmm okay

static glacier
#

you give up applying gar to a target without in exchange for max pandemic'd gar on ur main target

quartz osprey
#

Well I’m on day 2 of sin so might try it haha it sounds much easier

static glacier
#

it's not going to make or break ur performance

#

it is an optimisation though

quartz osprey
#

I’ve been hunting around for the mobs without dots and ran out of the IC window because of it

static glacier
#

yeah losing globals bc you're searching for mobs is a nono

#

better to gar on main target rather than spend 2 globals looking for a fresh target

quartz osprey
#

Yeah

inner atlas
#

Once you are in a fight with multiple mobs (let's say 8) and you are way past the opener, how many garrotes and ruptures do you want to sustain?

quartz osprey
#

I also had another question if you don’t mind, what would you do when you get a bunch of small adds to kill

#

like AA first boss or tindral

static glacier
quartz osprey
#

They die quick

static glacier
#

im sure someone here has done TTK for CT usage on x number of targets

#

probably whispyr

quartz osprey
#

So just CT and then envenom with fan of knives?

static glacier
#

assuming the mobs would live long enough for CT to be worth ye

#

and remember to maintain spatter by using mut every 10 globals

quartz osprey
#

hmm yep, I might need a WA for that to remind me

spice surge
inner atlas
static glacier
spice surge
#

Ah mb

static glacier
#

doubt there's opportunity for rupture gaming sadly

#

I wonder how wurf rupture clipping for energy will be with deathstaler

#

I doubt it's better

spice surge
quartz osprey
inner atlas
static glacier
spice surge
#

You apply enough to sustain your energy, then you swap to caustic envenoms (and obv keep CT up)

static glacier
#

i generally keep gar on 1-2 targets

#

that I care about focusing down

#

if its a bunch of equal hp mobs just gar ur main target outside of IC

#

with IC we spread gar

inner atlas
#

Thx for the tips. Do you do that with mouseover of do you swap targets?

static glacier
#

whichever works for you, I switch targets nowadays

#

I use mouseovers for ranged dot specs

inner atlas
#

Isn't that a loss for caustic spatter?

#

Maybe that loss is absolutely insignificant

spice surge
#

Yes its a small loss to not auto attack your castic spatter for a second or two

#

But as long as youre not using envenom on a non-caustic target its not a massive loss

static glacier
#

if you're confident in being in range (raid boss big add) mouseover is the correct choice

inner atlas
#

Yeah ok I see. Thanks a lot to both of you, super clear!

candid hull
#

Wouldn't it be so sick if blizzard buffed poison bomb

normal mist
#

not really

static glacier
#

pros / cons

#

go