assassination

[gusty mirage]

honestly same

[balmy condor]

You get store credit in Germany

[grim jay]

Ye just like a coupon for your next purchase

[quiet oar]

And we have 1-2 cent

[grim jay]

Basically

[quiet oar]

euros

1,2 and 5

[limber lion]

We return the bottles, get a receipt and then take that to the store and either get raw currency back or use it together with your purchases in the store

[balmy condor]

Yeah

[gusty mirage]

@limber lion here they add 10 cents per can/bottle to the total, and you get it back for recycling them at the stores but they give you a receipt then you claim your moneys

[limber lion]

Wtf, we don't have 1-2 cents whatsoever

[quiet oar]

Well you can get that too

[balmy condor]

Same system except no raw money

[limber lion]

Mmm right right

[quiet oar]

Well you can get raw money

but why

[balmy condor]

I tried that at my Aldi

[quiet oar]

I mean you take the cans and bottles with you

[balmy condor]

And they told me to go fuck myself

[limber lion]

I mean that's why there's homeless people or whatever collecting empty cans and bottles in parties, beaches, events etc

So you take the cans and bottles to the store

And get raw cash back

They make a living collecting empty cans and bottles

[quiet oar]

thats odd

I think it prolly depends on the store?

[grim jay]

You can even use the checkout to withdraw cash now

[quiet oar]

and the cashier

[grim jay]

We are so 2024

Freaking modern germany

So far ahead

[quiet oar]

Chill

we still use fax

[grim jay]

[balmy condor]

Yeh maybe

[balmy condor]

Yo that’s fax fr

Sorry

[quiet oar]

[grim jay]

Everyone going digital

But germany

Wait a sec

[limber lion]

Yeah when I learned about that, it freaking blew my mind

[balmy condor]

American military still uses floppy disks

[limber lion]

Idk how the that's a thing

[balmy condor]

Most expensive government division in the entire world btw

[quiet oar]

Ye idk

[quiet oar]

i mean Fax is 100 times less safe than an email

[balmy condor]

GARANTIE

[quiet oar]

But it has to be "DOKUMENTENECHT"

[balmy condor]

[grim jay]

I hate our Garantie guy so thats actually just my trash storage if my actual garbage can is full

[balmy condor]

Und die amtssprache bitte nicht vergessen sonnst gibts ohrenfeige

[gusty mirage]

YO SHOUT OUT TO ALDI

ACTUALLY BIS STORE

TY GERMANY

their bread section is

[grim jay]

Dornseifer is BiS

[gusty mirage]

idk what the fuck you just said to me

but I don't have that

[quiet oar]

Ich kann aldi schmerzen nicht mehr ertragen

that one is for davyn and whisp

[grim jay]

Rewe?

[grim jay]

Kinda real ngl

[gusty mirage]

bro is speaking in tongues at me

can one of yall schnitzel eaters decipher this

[grim jay]

Id like to have a word with your tongue

[gusty mirage]

ok

[balmy condor]

The joke is aldi sounds like “all these” in German

So he said I can’t handle all these pains

But aldi instead of all these

It’s a homonym joke

Unlike me

[quiet oar]

You could make the same for english right

[balmy condor]

I’m very real about being a homonym

[grim jay]

Yeah all these is all die

[quiet oar]

I cant handle aldis pains

[grim jay]

Aldi / all die

[quiet oar]

well

[limber lion]

Homo nymn

[balmy condor]

Ye pretty much

[quiet oar]

Not as good

[balmy condor]

Homophone I guess

Not homonym

Whatever

[limber lion]

I'm just glad I can use Assassination as an escape from whatever is happening in #wow-general

[balmy condor]

I have it muted give me a tldr

[limber lion]

it's a haiku city

[balmy condor]

Oh

[royal lantern]

we found out that royal is a Ai

[quiet oar]

Since he is green

[balmy condor]

They stole my bit from #tww-assassination from like 14 hours ago

Smh

[limber lion]

Persephone is the daughter of Zeus

And perse means ass in Finnish

Funny puns all around

[balmy condor]

Ass phone holy

[limber lion]

aldi persephones

I just chugged an energy drink and now my chest hurts

it's supposed to cure me, not hurt me

[balmy condor]

Gonna need a call center for all those ass phones

[grim jay]

What if the pain is the cure you need

The shadow that shows you the light

[balmy condor]

U die now

[grim jay]

Unlikely

I had 1.5 ltr yesterday

[limber lion]

👋 🫡

[limber lion]

1.5 liters of energy drink?

[balmy condor]

Water? Gasoline? Lead?

[limber lion]

We're losing you

[grim jay]

Yes

[quiet oar]

Pond

[balmy condor]

Lead would explain some stuff

[grim jay]

Yes

[quiet oar]

He drink 1.5 liters out of his pond

and whatever was in there too

[grim jay]

So water and fish piss

Whew

[balmy condor]

Gutes Bodensee wasser

[quiet oar]

Da kannst ihn bald am bodenseen

[balmy condor]

[grim jay]

That was really bad

Kinda a dad joke actually

Sounds like something sap would say

[quiet oar]

I love these jokes

The so called "Wortwitze"

[balmy condor]

Ich hab nichts gesehen, war doch gar nicht beim bäcker

Bit of a stretch that one is

But my grandpa loved saying that one

[quiet oar]

i dont get it

[balmy condor]

And then no one would get it

Yeh exactly

And then he’d repeat it but say “nichts gesehne”

[limber lion]

I don't get it either

[balmy condor]

And stumble over it

15 times

[limber lion]

But then again I don't talk german either

[quiet oar]

still

dont get it

and i talk german

Ist this some schwäbisch joke i dotn get

[balmy condor]

Sehne is ne bäckerei du mummel

[quiet oar]

????

Woher soll ich das wissen ???

[royal lantern]

ja

[strange python]

Was zum fick ist sehne

[quiet oar]

Ye exactly

I dont know Sehne

its a company

[balmy condor]

It’s nämlich ihre familien-Bäckerei seit 1957

[next dust]

@balmy condor this chat is not ready for baden württemberg

[balmy condor]

True

[quiet oar]

The company doesnt sell in my area

[balmy condor]

Cannot handle the raw power

[quiet oar]

So this is some schwaben joke

[gusty mirage]

@limber lion serious question

would you rather have a nipple sized dick, or dick sized nipples?

[balmy condor]

You’re missing out on stale pretzels and bad coffee

[strange python]

Oxi that is evil

[gusty mirage]

I missed you red armin

[quiet oar]

Dick sized nipples

[gusty mirage]

but now we can call you regular armin and call blue armin green armin

[balmy condor]

I don’t see color

[gusty mirage]

that's because you don't have your glasses on

[limber lion]

Nipple sized dick

[spice spire]

Ur not me you hoe

[gusty mirage]

LMAO SAME CAUSE NOTHING WOULD CHANGE

I mean wait what

[spice spire]

O

[limber lion]

🕺

[gusty mirage]

okay okay

follow up

[limber lion]

Less dangly bits

I'm all for it

[gusty mirage]

would you rather fart everytime you cum, or cum everytime you fart?

[limber lion]

Fart everytime you cum

[balmy condor]

I already do the second

[gusty mirage]

wait a second

[spice spire]

See I’m looking at this from a different angle, if you cum every time you get those balls are drained and that’s a big W

[grim jay]

[limber lion]

I'm very gassy

[spice spire]

You just gotta hella prep clothes when going out of

[limber lion]

So I would be absolutely drenched

[gusty mirage]

okay final question, would you rather enjoy playing wow again or kiss me on the mouth?

[limber lion]

if it was the opposite

[limber lion]

Can I choose both?

[gusty mirage]

no

[limber lion]

[gusty mirage]

grungler out here about to be jealous af

[grim jay]

Couldnt you just wear diapers

[limber lion]

Well might have to get that chapstick ready

[balmy condor]

You mean would I rather not have fun, or have fun?

[gusty mirage]

[spice spire]

And let the cum just stay there

Nah

[balmy condor]

Enjoying wow is temporary

Kissing Oxi is a memory forever

[gusty mirage]

[grim jay]

The question is would you rather have cum just stay there or the thing they actually are made for

[gusty mirage]

yo who's good at cable management and will come over on saturday and assemble my shit into my new case

[grim jay]

Sounds dirty

Ngl

[balmy condor]

Bro your globe is trippin out some colors

Is he good

[clever sapphire]

i thought you didnt see colors

liar

[gusty mirage]

dog I aint shy if you wanna play tonsil hockey with my throat, as long as the cable management is elite I'm okay with it

[grim jay]

[gusty mirage]

[balmy condor]

I don’t, the luminance is changing

Get fucking wrecked

[gusty mirage]

holy

[clever sapphire]

pulling out fancy words

[spice spire]

Oh I’m not talking about the throat pal

[gusty mirage]

you weren't even talking at all

?????

[grim jay]

One day I'll visit some other city and use everything we ever said to eachother in here to flirt

[spice spire]

You don’t know that?

[gusty mirage]

my secret camera in your room says otherwise

[limber lion]

The dog just spawns out of nowhere

[gusty mirage]

btw nice cock

[spice spire]

I’m at work

[balmy condor]

They call it the Tennessee chicken

[grim jay]

10/10 would get arrested

[balmy condor]

It’s almost Kentucky

But not quite

[gusty mirage]

the only nashville hot chicken I'm after is grungler's male chicken

[gusty mirage]

I love how quake finds a new sticker/gif/emote to use

and just runs with it

it's actually really endearing

[spice spire]

[balmy condor]

It’s like watching an elderly man learn how to use an internets

[gusty mirage]

lmfao

[balmy condor]

Inspirational even

[spice spire]

I used an emote twice in a row and it’s sticking with it?

[gusty mirage]

[limber lion]

[balmy condor]

The first time was luck, the second time was a lack of creativity

[gusty mirage]

reallyreallysmol

[grim jay]

Sounds familiar

[spice spire]

That explains the backshots I gave u but how is it pertinent now

[gusty mirage]

ye me everytime I look down

[limber lion]

Yo?

[gusty mirage]

they call me tic tac tony and my name isn't even tony

[spice spire]

[gusty mirage]

we're sitting here shitposting meanwhile fel hammer is on fire

[spice spire]

We’re laughing? Fel Hammer is on fire and we’re laughing?

[balmy condor]

Alliteration is a common mnemonic device, they’re calling you tic tac tony because they don’t wanna forget

[gusty mirage]

they don't wanna forget my abnormally small pen fifteen?

yo are you and gaby gonna fly out next year for my wedding or what

real talk

[balmy condor]

Yeh you sure it wasn’t tic tac tiny Mr nipplecock pen island

[gusty mirage]

tru

how funny would it be if I invited everyone except for quake

you think he'd be hurt?

[spice spire]

Yes

But that’s okay

[gusty mirage]

wtf no its not

[balmy condor]

Invite a gargle of swifties and have arranged seating where it’s like 5 swifties and then quake

[spice spire]

The day isn’t about me and if you didn’t want me there it’s your prerogative.

[spice spire]

Okay delete this nephew

[gusty mirage]

grungler would make me an uncle 5 times over

[spice spire]

Dog

[gusty mirage]

he's got a thing for swifties

like a confirmed thing

[spice spire]

DOG

I didn’t know until like

Year 6

[gusty mirage]

bro you sass me one more time I'm putting you at a table with Jez

[spice spire]

Literally anything but that

[spice spire]

Ur not ready for that smoke bud

It’s rough

[gusty mirage]

you jez and whispyr at one table

[balmy condor]

But she wears short skirts I wear t shirts

[quiet oar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/855552726934487061/1224411287375839323/993919954804035655.gif

[grim jay]

Invite me too, ill be the drunk guy holding a speech in german and noone will know what the fuck is going on

[gusty mirage]

she head cheerleader and I'm in the bleachers

[spice spire]

Didn’t that song come out before you were born

[balmy condor]

No

[gusty mirage]

whispyr is approaching wow boomer age

[spice spire]

Damn

[gusty mirage]

soon he's gonna come in here and complain about these damn kids and their skibidi toilet

[balmy condor]

Taylor swift is 9 years older than me man

[grim jay]

Wait if hes only approaching it then I might already be one

Whats the age of a wow boomer

[balmy condor]

10 I guess

Depends how you count

[gusty mirage]

26-27

[grim jay]

Dang im so done

[gusty mirage]

if you're in outlaw it's anyone above the age of 11 apparently

[grim jay]

Nvm im fine

Im 25 since 3 years

Shit just works different

[quiet oar]

everything beyond 30

is boomer

Except Davyn

He is boomer at 28

[gusty mirage]

you can't just move the goalposts

it was always 26-27+

[balmy condor]

I thought wow boomer in outlaw is just anyone who remembers a time before acro

[spice spire]

Dog?

[gusty mirage]

fuck you

[quiet oar]

Boomer is lifestyle

[gusty mirage]

true

poor Loktark

mfer surrounded by actual toddlers

[quiet oar]

You are old

[grim jay]

Why do they even have a word for it if there is noone above that age there

[quiet oar]

im sorry for that

[gusty mirage]

idk man

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-me-up-big-boobs-gif-27267448

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/freakbob-calling-spongebob-freak-freaky-gif-12584863174436367780

[quiet oar]

Well in TWW ill prolly be sinning

[spice spire]

Freakbob

[gusty mirage]

why is freakbob calling me

[spice spire]

Never sinned a day in my life

[gusty mirage]

and why do I have an iphone 3gs

[balmy condor]

I think you know

[gusty mirage]

@spice spire wanna handle my deposition in 52 minutes?

[spice spire]

Hell no

I barely want to deal with my stuff in 52 minutes

[balmy condor]

@spice spire wanna handle my depression in 51 minutes

[gusty mirage]

your duties are putting your appearance on the record, and trying not to fall asleep, then telling the reporter you don't need a copy of the transcript

[spice spire]

I handle that every day

[gusty mirage]

and not knowing wtf happened for the 2 hours that you were there

[balmy condor]

False

[gusty mirage]

cause you were playing sudoku on your phone

[balmy condor]

Been 4 days since we last spoke

[spice spire]

Oh I meant mine

[gusty mirage]

guy gets demoted and stops talking to you

unreal

[balmy condor]

Don’t care about yours

[spice spire]

Real

[gusty mirage]

wtf

[balmy condor]

I want you to deal with mine

[gusty mirage]

I care about your depression @spice spire

[quiet oar]

I thought depression go away when you stop playing WoW !?!?

[gusty mirage]

no

I still hate myself

[spice spire]

No that’s when you learn you have to deal with it

Instead of playing game to avoid

[gusty mirage]

now I just don't sit there hating other people along with myself

[spice spire]

True

[quiet oar]

Damn thanks Dads

[balmy condor]

I hate 19 people twice a week

[quiet oar]

ill keep playing to drown those depressions

[spice spire]

I hated no one ever still just myself but was a distraction

[quiet oar]

and pet my dog

he is a good way to cure them

[gusty mirage]

[quiet oar]

[limber lion]

Are you including yourself in that?

[grim jay]

I just buy cool things

Bcs I cant pet anymore

Need to get pet material again

As soon as the pain lessens

[grim jay]

Same

I just cant hate that one guy

Because my parents told me to not hate the elderly

[royal lantern]

nobody to hate, raidteam is great

all are chill and funny

and bully the boomkin

[gusty mirage]

of course

he could never hate daylea

@safe frigate is literally the best

[normal mist]

Bro same, the only thing I hate is the clock. But every day, when it marks 5PM, I love it

[wicked gate]

how do you tell if the 4pc buff is active?

[grim jay]

You look at the corresponding envenom buff

[wicked gate]

is it just the buff that says poison application increased by 30%?

[spice surge]

yes

[wicked gate]

thanks

[spice surge]

So you need to envenom again with that up for the 4p to do its thing

[clever sapphire]

i just did a random vendor sim on raidbots, why is the icon description part chinese(?) and its only icon

[wicked gate]

yeah the description for the buff was just throwing me off

[gusty mirage]

database error

it pulls the tooltips from wowhead

something probably got fucked on the wowhead side of things

[clever sapphire]

ah okay

[gusty mirage]

but if you open the page

[quiet oar]

or you use my totally made up and non real argument

[gusty mirage]

it's fine

[quiet oar]

You got hacked bozo

[gusty mirage]

@clever sapphire I just let someone at wowhead know

:3

[quiet oar]

Is this a breach!?!?!?

[gusty mirage]

NOTHING CAN CONTAIN ME

AND MY NEED TO :3

[shy pecan]

#1080572530554835072

[gusty mirage]

make me

[shy pecan]

Alright, flying over there right now

[thorn fjord]

Scoop me up on your way

[spice spire]

I’ll make u quake bud

[clever sapphire]

pog

i just found a bug

[gusty mirage]

you are indeed a gamer

[gloomy nova]

Whatever dev(s) designed Serrated Bone Spike should be allowed to put their signature in the skills tooltip. They are an artist, this skill is/has been PEAK skill design that I wish to see more of in the game. I think this every time I go play on my rogue. I just love it.

[thorn fjord]

Tf you smoking bro

[gloomy nova]

I'm not smoking anything. This is literally my favorite skill in the game.

Cheap, ranged ability, with multiple charges and a refresh-on-kill mechanic, that has a fun and immersive effect, and emphasizes making full use of it. There's more interesting mechanics packed into this one skill than the entirety of a class like shaman.

[spice spire]

No it is incredibly based take

[grim jay]

how does it emphasize that more than any other skill

[gloomy nova]

The more spikes you have out, the more semi-permanent bleeds you have, and the more combo points you generate for each of its uses.

pure bliss.

it was designed just for me and I hope it never goes away, unlike what they did to me poor Storm Earth and Fire 😦

[shy pecan]

There were a bunch of people that liked it back in SL

[grim jay]

but storm earth and fire is there

[gloomy nova]

current version of storm/earth/fire is a generic DPS cooldown. It was a lot more fun and interesting in MoP/WoD.

[grim jay]

and thats just doing what it does like most other abilities

[normal mist]

Bone spike is a Chad ability

[grim jay]

but it does the same as it did back then unless im tripping

[gloomy nova]

I didnt play SL, I've heard that the skill was very different when it was first released though.

[normal mist]

From the visuals to the sound queu

It's just top tier

[gloomy nova]

its very different lol.

[grim jay]

enlighten me on the very different

dont just say it is

[gloomy nova]

sorry i'm in a dungeon so typing between pulls

[vestal wren]

i love the beta sbs

when you had spikes fly back to the main target

[normal mist]

How does it feel now that it is attached to another ability

[grim jay]

to give you my tldr:
you had a permanent usage of funky pets that was iffy in what they do, the pro being you could control if 1 or 2 iirc

[vestal wren]

i haven't played sin enough to say

but it felt better than before

[grim jay]

and they even had hp

which is kinda eh

[thorn fjord]

Id take ER (before the nerf) over Bonespike any day

[vestal wren]

sbs had the problem of competing with garrote/mut/etc for action economy

[grim jay]

same

[vestal wren]

with sbs becomming passive, you don't need to think about what builder to use

[gusty mirage]

[gloomy nova]

Okay so currently SEF is "Push button, clones come out for a bit and attack things, you can push button agin to get them to focus on your target"

Old SEF was "Push button to deploy a clone at your target that copies your moves, you can do this for up to 2 targets. They have HP and can die, in which case you re-cast them. They do less damage if they are targetting the same target you are". It was designed to give cleave functionality to a class that didn't make sense to give a lot of cleave to (punches are not normally AoE things, and still aren't for the most part in current game).

It was a really fun and interesting mechanic, throwing out your clones or recalling them, managing them was half the fun of WW monk.

[gusty mirage]

the funny thing is they simplified it to try to fix the bugs

[grim jay]

well but they kick mostly and kicks have a sweeping motion

[gusty mirage]

and didn't fix shit

[grim jay]

and the issue is already in there, as they have hp

that wouldnt fare well with current wow

also dealing with pets for a window is already annoying

[gloomy nova]

yeah agreed they never should have had HP tbh.

[gusty mirage]

I mean they could just do what they do to hunter pets

and make them not targetable by boss mechanics

[vestal wren]

fixing builder economy does not mean fixing bugs ^^

[gloomy nova]

there were many fixes, they chose the 'easiest' one though, which as mentioned didnt really fix things. Just made the class feel worse.

[gusty mirage]

my fav ww monk moment is when SEF clones fall through the floor on multilevel dungeons

[grim jay]

also I think one of their main points iirc was that monk shouldnt be that much of a pet class aswell

[gusty mirage]

and pull the entire dungeon

it's a cool feature

[thorn fjord]

Or when sub 2p was pulling shit through walls

[grim jay]

idk imo current sef is way superior

[gusty mirage]

eh

you just fixate them now

and just continue doing what you were doing

[grim jay]

in aoe

you wouldnt

[gusty mirage]

the only thing keeping SEF afloat is the visuals of 3 clones

[grim jay]

sounds like most CDs

[gusty mirage]

don't care, didn't ask, plus you eat schnitzel

point is, SEF is just a generic CD now

[tacit charm]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[gusty mirage]

when it wasn't before

[grim jay]

I dont eat schnitzel often, because I'm not a pork meat guy

[gusty mirage]

chicken schnitzel exists

and it's wonderful

how dare you

[grim jay]

but it was generic with extra steps

[gloomy nova]

yeah current SEF feels like generic "push button get DPS" skill. Don't even acknowledge that the clones exist, just push the button again to throw them out when its off cooldown.

[grim jay]

that made it worse

[gusty mirage]

ye I mean the extra steps made it unique

[grim jay]

and worse

[gusty mirage]

that's subjective

because that's just a tuning thing

[gloomy nova]

it wasnt supposed to be a DPS gain, it was utility.

[grim jay]

lets be real, I'd take every chance I get to reduce reliance on tuning

[gusty mirage]

well they solved most of the cleave thing by making almost everything ww does cleave

I think tiger palm and blackoutkick are the only two things that don't cleave?

oh I suppose expel harm

[grim jay]

blackout does

[gusty mirage]

oh true

[gloomy nova]

I wish expel harm would go away

[gusty mirage]

they copied the torghast power

[grim jay]

palm does aswell in tww depending on what you do

iirc

😄

[grim jay]

it does

in tww

[normal mist]

[grim jay]

basically

[gusty mirage]

also chi burst is fucking awkward

[gloomy nova]

Nice!

yeah chi burst was another I didnt like

bad animation, bad windup

[grim jay]

the monk changes in tww are awesome and if you like monk in general, I'd suggest trying it out

I for sure will play one as an alt

[gusty mirage]

yea ww monks seem very very happy

which honestly

about time

monk's been neglected forever

[gloomy nova]

now if only they could make fistweavers happy

[gusty mirage]

they did, then they nerfed it

[gloomy nova]

yep

[gusty mirage]

2 absolute truths: mistweavers aren't allowed to have fun and spriest will get reworked at least 3 times per expansion

[grim jay]

honestly I found it kinda interesting to see haste scaling added to some things

[gloomy nova]

they said "this doesnt make sense, you cant just have heals hitting people you didnt intend to heal!" and then they just gave it to disc.

[gloomy nova]

and still feel like garbage compared to TBC.

[gusty mirage]

stares in disc priest

lmao

speaking of disc

have they figured out how to balance do damage to heal yet

because it's either oppressively good or absolutely useless

with no in between

[gloomy nova]

I feel like disc has been sitting pretty fat since that change. I don't really hear any complaints about it any more other than people not liking that most of their kit is just copy/paste from the other 2 specs.

[gusty mirage]

do I resub and play green rogue???

(no one ping seli pls, he'll yell at me)

[grim jay]

I'd support you

[gloomy nova]

I'm ootl, which ones green rogue?

[gusty mirage]

ww monk

they're our neglected green brother

[grim jay]

thats why we didnt get many changes

[gusty mirage]

they remember ww existed

[grim jay]

because they were like "we gave it to your 4th spec"

[gusty mirage]

I like monk being good

[grim jay]

same

[gusty mirage]

ww is a lot of fun

[gloomy nova]

wasnt there supposed to be some big rework announcement for monk/WW for TWW? Did that already come to pass?

[grim jay]

I mean

somewhat

wouldnt call it major

[gusty mirage]

I think that rework resulted in good ww changes, decent brewmaster changes, and mw hating their lives some more

[grim jay]

they revisited stuff and the hero talents are awesome

[gusty mirage]

but afaik mw is still decent

[gloomy nova]

hmm will have to check again. My eyes gloss over going through current talent trees these years.

[grim jay]

now that you mention it, I remember

our RL rolled a heal monk alt

because we only have 1 monk for the buff

[gusty mirage]

lol

[grim jay]

so we would still have it if hes not there

and suddenly we have 3 WW monks

because of potential rerolls

[marble hemlock]

ill have your balls

[grim jay]

[gusty mirage]

@stuck knoll seli's bullying me

[stuck knoll]

Stop Seli he has one foot out the door already don’t make him leave me faster

[gusty mirage]

yeah @marble hemlock

stop

[marble hemlock]

nah

im putting my foot down

if oxi resubs to wow

ill stop sending nova pics

[gusty mirage]

[shy pecan]

[gusty mirage]

well it was nice knowing you guys

I can't ever resub to wow

I'm not selfish enough to deprive the homies from Nova pictures

[gilded oasis]

ty king

[thorn fjord]

oxi will for sure resub

he cant escape the fate

[gusty mirage]

nope

Nova is too important to us all

she's a cornerstone of assassination

[grim jay]

you know what
you remember me of the 21 letters of the alphabet

[gusty mirage]

you're missing 5

[shy pecan]

I won't tell Seli you resubbed if you did

[gusty mirage]

I have seli on bnet

he'd know

[grim jay]

mb I forgot the U R A Q T

[gusty mirage]

DAMN

[grim jay]

[dusk onyx]

https://de.warcraftlogs.com/reports/jdfV4RCypYbZcXTM#fight=9&playermetriccompare=statistics

Can someone look over my log and tell me my mistakes pls? Im loggin grey in ilvl bracket😭

[gusty mirage]

that was smoother than this liquid death sparkling water

[vestal wren]

clean

[gusty mirage]

how do I turn it off of german

oh I remove the de

DUR

[gilded oasis]

more like der

[grim jay]

or press the translate button

[gusty mirage]

few things, garrote and rupture uptime could be better but I do know that boss is dogshit and you have to go soak a weapon so that's probably fine. I would probably try to abuse spatter more because that entire fight's parse is based on how much you get to pad on the spears. So if your group's spear placement sucks you're kinda SOL

[shy pecan]

Just make yourself offline, duh

[gusty mirage]

also your killtime is absolutely asshole for assa rogue CD timings

like your CDs are about to come off CD and the boss just dies

so you're sad

I truthfully did not look at anything rotationally yet

[grim jay]

first and foremost tho, dont worry about ilvl parses too much, they often have quite some issues

[gusty mirage]

but that's just from the top of my head

but given you did solid damage

I reckon rotationally you're probably fine

[dusk onyx]

Thanks mate if its mostly because of others padding im fine, i dont play around that

[gusty mirage]

also you didn't get PI

so I'd say a 70 without PI is pretty damn good

given that everyone playing assa rogue is getting PI right now

so you're just instantly like 20k dps behind the rest of the top parses

[thorn fjord]

Not every one 😔

Fucking vokers

[gusty mirage]

I said top parsers bozo

GOT EM

[grim jay]

dont forget that he doesnt have an enh either

😄

[gusty mirage]

oh shit I didn't even realize

[thorn fjord]

I’ve gotten a few 90+ w/on pi

[gusty mirage]

yeah no wft no PI

[dusk onyx]

Just looks so bad ranking grey whole nighr😂

[gusty mirage]

you're actually just doomed

that's legit 35k dps you just don't get

if not more

(idr what the numbers are I stopped logging in like 2 months ago)

21.5k from PI

and 14k from WFT

[grim jay]

like I said ilvl parses often are sucky sucky

[gusty mirage]

so yeah

35-36k

just missing cause of raid comp

bad kill timer

boss that requires some uptime issues

you're doing fine

[marble hemlock]

yall dont have oxis best interest at heart if you want him to resub.

no-wow oxi is best oxi

[thorn fjord]

He just called me trash

Let him not play idc

[dusk onyx]

Why?

[marble hemlock]

not toxic if its true

tbh

[thorn fjord]

Pfffft

[gusty mirage]

you wasted 4cp total in 4 minutes which is really really good lol

[marble hemlock]

are you trash?

is it true?

[thorn fjord]

Never

[gusty mirage]

most people who come in here wondering if they're playing bad have like 20+ wasted cp in 3 minutes

[marble hemlock]

well then it was toxic

[gusty mirage]

only thing I would probably change is get slice and dice up a little faster

you prioritized rupture over SnD

but that's legit like kinda whatever

[grim jay]

low amount of parses. on the lower ilvls it gets influenced absurdly by how lucky you got on the important slots and like now on the higher end you are getting compared to quite some crackheads

and only a few of those even

[dusk onyx]

Thanks a lot man

[shy pecan]

Damn, you got me there

[gusty mirage]

but also getting it up a little faster is kinda rng cause of seal fate

you're doing good friend

just remember when raiding your comp matters a LOT esp cause Power Infusion and WFT are such a big impact

[grim jay]

and killtimer

[marble hemlock]

and spatter

[gusty mirage]

yeah that killtimer is assington city

[marble hemlock]

[gusty mirage]

legit if the boss lived an extra 30s

you would've purple parsed

is what it is unfortunately

and yeah I wouldn't focus too much on ilvl parses, esp this late into a season when you're on par with all the try hard sweaty people who like cheese tf out of things to get high parses

[dusk onyx]

Im fine with this answers, im not really in for logs i just wondered that i cant find major misstakes in my rota and do grey logs

[gusty mirage]

ye your rotation seems fine

no wasted CP, boss has mandatory downtime, bad kill time, no wft, no pi

[thorn fjord]

How do you see wasted cp in logs

[gusty mirage]

resources click combo points from the drop down

5 total wasted in 4 minutes is super fucking good

you just ignore the wasted seal fate ones

cause you have no control over that

[grim jay]

I mean you could potentially, if you didnt finish at the lowest cp the rule offers

[gilded oasis]

yeah just be better Oxi

anticipate the seal of fate

[grim jay]

no reason to try to joke about it if its actually right and you just dont know better

[thorn fjord]

Y’all wild

Just be like me and press buttons

[grim jay]

the rule to finish at a certain cp is there because you would otherwise potentially waste cp

so its only to be expected that you waste cp at some point if you go above

[grim jay]

dont we all just press buttons at the end of the day?

[gilded oasis]

I was fucking with Oxi we dont need to look further into my words

[thorn fjord]

I press buttons hope for orange + and put it in gods hands

[grim jay]

brother embracing the fatebound fantasy already

[thorn fjord]

I got a 7 on kaz last rotation

🤷‍♂️

Prob dropped tho

[grim jay]

we havent recleared since god knows when

[thorn fjord]

We’re still getting people mounts

Couldn’t kill swift on Tuesday with the people we had available 😩

[grim jay]

we have like 12 people that would want to continue getting the mounts

everyone else is like

cba until prepatch

[thorn fjord]

We only have four that still need

[gilded oasis]

im last on the list for mounts and we have 4 people left (5 with me). Im not getting it cause we arent doing it in prepatch

[thorn fjord]

Fuckin sucks

[gilded oasis]

[spice spire]

The only seal of fate that mf better be anticipating is our lips sealing together like fate

(I’m going to miss him)

[gilded oasis]

(is he dying?)

[gilded oasis]

good one

[spice spire]

He’s getting married and I’d never ruin his happiness like that

[gilded oasis]

r i p

pour one out for the homie

[spice spire]

Ty I worked very hard on it (I just typed letters man)

[shy pecan]

[spice spire]

Me typing up the next OT pin when it drops

[shy pecan]

[gilded oasis]

more accurate

[spice spire]

Don’t bully me the heck

[gilded oasis]

denied

[spice spire]

O

Willow isn’t even that cute get woke pal

Nor is she even real

[gilded oasis]

objection

[spice spire]

[shy pecan]

That's toxic yo

[stuck knoll]

Thems is fighting words

[thorn fjord]

@gusty mirage damn bro im going through logs and even on my low parses im still not wasting CP lolol

SUCKS TO SUCK NERD

(Im the one who sucks)

[gusty mirage]

sustained

@spice spire Counsel, please proceed with caution before making arguments without laying the proper foundation for your accusations.

[gilded oasis]

yeah council

im watching this trial and this judge isnt allowing them to state grounds for objections and now i dont know why theyre objecting half the time. and she just says "ill allow that" or not.

[spice spire]

How about you proceed to these nuts

[thorn fjord]

What’s he supposed to do when he gets there @spice spire

[spice spire]

Iykyk

[gilded oasis]

[gusty mirage]

you wish

keep dreaming bucko

[hexed frost]

The accursed ER build

[clever sapphire]

ye but what is this

we never ran that build

i will assume i had a talent build with old talents

and game made it into that

or i dunno

[hexed frost]

I remember there was an er build last season

For raid

[clever sapphire]

yes but look at the right side

NO KB?????

what was i cooking

thats some S1 shit

xD

[hexed frost]

[thorn fjord]

@clever sapphire we didnt take KB for a period of time

Then it came back

But around that time it was a sub angle

[proven jasper]

we didnt take it till s3 right?

[hexed frost]

And now it doesn't 9.4% of my overall on a +14 azure vault

Crazy times

[thorn fjord]

Nah we took it S1

Yeah S2 you didnt take KB

[gilded oasis]

it's never a sub angle. give me sin or give me death

[thorn fjord]

this was what i was running on Kaz S2

[thorn fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/no-way-not-true-not-funny-wrong-false-gif-20308154

[proven jasper]

I thought it was still worse overall in s1

I never remember playing it then

wack im just losing my mind

[thorn fjord]

ah yeah looks like I wasnt running it S1 either

S1 Terros kill

[proven jasper]

Im p sure it was straight er,sepsis dtb

or bonespike yeah

[thorn fjord]

I think some people were running KB to parse on really short fights

But not 100%

[woeful meteor]

it was fine in s1 at the start then 10.0.5 made it a choice node with dtb and killed KB till rework

[proven jasper]

yep thats exactly how i remember it

i remember being big sad i couldn’t play dtb and kb at the same time and here we are

[thorn fjord]

tbh it all feels so much better now than it did early on DF

[proven jasper]

I enjoyed sepsis at the time but i dont miss that gameplay compared to now

[thorn fjord]

Agreed

Sepsis build was cool

I still miss prepatch OL the most tho lmao

[proven jasper]

I remember playing prepatch OL

It was wild

[thorn fjord]

It was so much fun

All we need is Obedience back

And give OL flag

[proven jasper]

I love flag and i always will

I like to imagine assa with flag rn

How insane the burst would be

Yeah obedience was sweet, probably my favorite legendary

[spice spire]

Mental Illinois

[proven jasper]

Its all about where ur heart at

[clever sapphire]

DEATHSPIKE BEST LEGENDARY

[thorn fjord]

Flag was def best cov ability

Wasn’t even close

[shy pecan]

At the end, yeah

Was garbage in the beginning iirc

[quiet oar]

I get this doing reclear rn

[hexed frost]

Shrouding in RLP when my sark cloak proced and pulled everything

Gg blizzard

[royal lantern]

my man

it was rogue covenant abilitys

they ALL where gabrage at the beginning

[shy pecan]

I mean, sure, SBS didn't do damage, but still felt better than playing Flag

Imagine having to hit the same button twice to activate it

[thorn fjord]

Yeah flag got waaayyy better with obedience

[grim jay]

thats why everyone says you shouldnt use it in m+

[hexed frost]

Rippo billions

*bullions

[grim jay]

I mean its fine if you wanna raid

[hexed frost]

535 ilvl is rare, other being the nelth trinket

[normal mist]

I mean yeah but that cloak also doesn't have stamina which is a drag for high m+

So using that cloak is legit shooting on your own foot in m+

[proven jasper]

I have 3 chracters at 520 and havent bought it once

Its a jebait

[normal mist]

I had it during s2 because i dropped it

[proven jasper]

same

[normal mist]

but never did i think about buying it

the nightmares about the amount of times i lost stealth is too painful

[proven jasper]

The no stam is just an immediate no in this m+ economy

[runic hinge]

The sark cloak nelth trinket combo just making sure I don’t get stealth in m+ in s2

Plus the 2 set

[proven jasper]

Didnt corrupting rage pot also cause that to happen

maybe im remembering wrong but i felt like it could

[runic hinge]

Maybe. I played verse for a while tho cause I was cheap

[gusty mirage]

at launch ye

they fixed it sometime in s1

[proven jasper]

yeah i swear i remembered it happening

Nice

[gusty mirage]

idr when either

[proven jasper]

working as intended then

[gusty mirage]

I just remember using it once and being like neat it doesn't break stealth anymore

[thorn fjord]

They should have put rings in the bullion pool

[proven jasper]

Same I remember thinking i was losing my mind when i saw the dmg debuff not take me out of stealth

[clever sapphire]

to this day im sacerd of it breaking my stealth

[proven jasper]

tell me about it, i still sweat everytime that debuff pops up

[vestal wren]

just put the entire raid loot pool

[proven jasper]

[vestal wren]

it is a for fun season, so let people get whatever they need

[proven jasper]

True, i definitely think the doti items should be on there as well

Who wants to run that AGAIN

Not fuckin me

[shy pecan]

In general, seems like having some sort of bad luck protection on items would be nice

[thorn fjord]

Nah fuck that I’m gonna get the boots off the first doti boss EVERY TIME

[real inlet]

for gnarlroot mythic. do we need to hold our cds on open to make it line up with damage amp phase?

[spice surge]

The damage amp phase is at 2 minutes

So if you just use your stuff it will be up for it anyway

[real inlet]

oh perfect, so it'll line up easy

cool, ty. trialing for a guild tomorrow, but played outlaw in s3 haha

[thorn fjord]

OL is still amazing for that fight @real inlet

[proven jasper]

i had like 7 pairs of the chronogrip hands by the end of that season

[real inlet]

what's the default weapon rune in simc?

[spice surge]

Crit for assa

[unborn wharf]

Question, hypothetically I'm bad and didnt refresh a rupture before a kingsbane window, so now im in kingsbane with no rupture. Is it better to send a rupture cooldown during shadow dance and probably drop a second of envenom or to do just envenom envenom envenom?

would priorities change in st/cleave there too?

[spice surge]

Always have rupture up

So if you have to refresh it during kingsbane you do

[unborn wharf]

ok gotcha thank you

[real inlet]

i have another rupture question, do you refresh a non-expiring rupture right after deathmark

or does death mark apply a second one

[balmy condor]

deathmark applies its own

and it drops when deathmark is done

[real inlet]

ok thats good haha

[unborn wharf]

When you're at 4+ combo points during a kingsbane winddow and you need to refresh shiv (say you got like a 4 combo point ambush or something), do you finisher into shiv or just prio shiv first into finisher?

[balmy condor]

shiv

[ancient tangle]

Does somebody can tell me how the effect of Insight of Nasz'uro chooses his target ?

[shadow badger]

it will buf the user first, then it will seek a random person, prioritizing someone with CDS running, and if your an aug evoker it prios your prescience and ebon might targets.

[quiet oar]

The jump back can get you out of stealth

[ancient tangle]

ok so it will prio the person under burst and it will be random into that list ? (for the non-aug version)

[quiet oar]

Ye

[ancient tangle]

ok thx 🙂

[opal dawn]

hey, i am looking for amirdrassil paraes (hc) of an assa rogue ~500 gs, could you help me out? 🙂

[earnest remnant]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/zone/rankings/35#boss=2737&bracket=20&difficulty=4&class=Rogue&spec=Assassination
you mean something like this?

[opal dawn]

ohhh i see, thank you

[languid dune]

Yo, a question.
i noticed that Zerocool uses both rings from Vault.
Whats boggling my head is that he doesnt use anything to "trigger" the effects.
Do assa have some hidden firedamage or is it just the stats hes after? haha

[shadow badger]

the head enchant does fire damage

and procs pretty often

[languid dune]

Oh riight

[shadow badger]

thats why almost everyone uses those rings

[languid dune]

thanks for clearing it out xD

[hexed frost]

10% is absolutely nutty even by banemaxxing standards

[balmy condor]

10% on what

rup?

bane?

[shadow badger]

if more of your group mates died you coulda got greiftorch to 10% too

[hexed frost]

kangzbane

[balmy condor]

happens

[hexed frost]

i don't even care about rupture maxxing on trash, just put it here and there during IC windows

[grim jay]

[hexed frost]

[shadow badger]

Speaking of rupture maxing. Is it actually worth to tab around to mobs to keep the 20% bonus outside of the kingsbane windows?

[rotund oak]

ur torch should be a bit higher

its about 7-9% consistently for me

[royal lantern]

ofc

unless like, stuff is dying anyway

[hexed frost]

depends on key level. A +5 mob at 20% is just a few globals from dying, a +18 mob at 20% will survive for 8-10 seconds without a monk, warrior or fire mage

[shadow badger]

I’m doing like 13-14s and shit is still dying pretty fucking fast sometimes I feel it’s not worth it for the last 10 seconds of a fight

[hexed frost]

Good players, didn't die

[shadow badger]

But I guess I should be doing it

[rotund oak]

😅

do u try to play around the bug

or u just press it

[hexed frost]

Yeah if it's 10 seconds or more, it's ok for a small rupture i guess

[quiet oar]

[hexed frost]

Bug?

[quiet oar]

He doesnt know

[rotund oak]

u dont know the torch bug do u

[shadow badger]

Bug?

[quiet oar]

You can make Grieftorch bug

[rotund oak]

[quiet oar]

and do a lot more dmg in AOE

[shadow badger]

How so

[hexed frost]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[quiet oar]

THe enemy pack need to move

and you need to sprint around

pressing grieftorch

and it cleaves more

for some reason

[rotund oak]

btw tiramil is the man that discovered and replicated it safely^^

so its based

im doing it as well

[hexed frost]

so i sprint around while the torch is channeling?

[quiet oar]

Ye

But

The mob pack need to move too

[hexed frost]

Oh i do it sometimes, but not everytime

[shadow badger]

So if they are moving, and you are moving, and casting greiftorch. It does more??? wtf

[quiet oar]

and ofc needs to be stacked

Ye

[hexed frost]

Indi studio logic

[shadow badger]

Fr

[quiet oar]

like you normally get 12 hits

in aoe

[rotund oak]

its 9-12 hits

[quiet oar]

if you do this it can go up to like 90 hits

[rotund oak]

ye

[shadow badger]

HUH????

[quiet oar]

and do like 18 million dmg

[rotund oak]

yeah,ive done up to 97 iirc

[quiet oar]

instead of 3

[shadow badger]

Imma tell my bozo tank to do this

[hexed frost]

Reminds me of a dumb bug in our application where if a certain user logs in between 6 AM -8 AM then they were not able to do anything

That thing was so hillarious

[grim jay]

imagine I actually did that. That wouldve been 850k overall. If I then even had an augvoker

[rotund oak]

there are druids and dhs tanks that end with 350k+ dps overalls and they abuse the torch bug

[grim jay]

https://tenor.com/view/u-unlimited-power-star-wars-lightning-gif-14542323

[quiet oar]

If you practice it

i think you can do it fairly consistent

but your tank needs to move

[grim jay]

I think I get enough minmaxing bugs in tww s1

[quiet oar]

Well we discovered it

pretty early into S4

[rotund oak]

yeah it was very early

[quiet oar]

Bug existed already in S1

I actually triggered it in S1

on Sennarth

[shadow badger]

That actually makes sense because in S1 I’ve def triggered it before in keys.

[rotund oak]

[quiet oar]

but didnt know what caused it

Well you couldnt trigger it in keys i think

[rotund oak]

while she climbed up her net?

[grim jay]

I need to add that to my report

[shadow badger]

I always thought I just high rolled it

[rotund oak]

thats sick

[quiet oar]

on Sennarth you would slide

because ice

you know

[rotund oak]

yup,thats actually 200iq