#assassination

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strange python
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Smh

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Didn’t get to shoot guns after I left the army, austrias gun laws pretty boring (in terms of what you are allowed to shoot at a range)

grand comet
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with torch and ashes in st, do you guys send torch after you break stealth and then use ashes when it comes off cd or is there a better way to use them?

strange python
slate crown
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You can see it too in the buff bar

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When you use the trinket

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it's a black background red border

limber lion
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Them actually changing the color is already quite a bit

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Usually they just run with the same icon

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Without changing colors whatsoever

strange python
slate crown
grand comet
strange python
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DM or KB doesn’t really make a difference

grand comet
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cool ty

slate crown
strange python
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I swear they did, there’s no other way this happened

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Which is interesting because they obviously have the icon already

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But I guess the intern had 10 minutes left on his last day or smth

slate crown
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I didn't notice it in my main WA pack because I do a 30% zoom on all my icons and add a custom border so it was cropped

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In the grand scheme of things this point is incredibly minor, just silly

lusty kraken
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sheesh assassination is doing very well in raid

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guess you guys will have to get nerfed

limber lion
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There's 15 Retribution Paladins to every 1 Assassination Rogue

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I don't get why people gravitate towards Retribution so much

lusty kraken
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because it's easy to play

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and somewhat fun

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assassination requires a brain to play properly

limber lion
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But like even looking at Heroic statistics, A LOT of people play Retribution compared to any other spec in the game

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Like there's 85k Retri parses and the 3rd most played spec is Shadow priest with 42k

violet jackal
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They have a legendary, cool transmog plus great power, they will all abandon the light come war within

kind forge
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Windwalkers up there Susge

slate crown
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Hasn't ret just had strong representation forever?

violet jackal
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I feel like the answer is no

slate crown
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I thought it was a very popular spec for a while

lusty kraken
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Ret was popular even when it was mid

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Same as hunters

limber lion
wide ferry
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I genuinely tried to play ret, but my god how someone can do that rotation over...and over...and over...and over... and think that shit is "fun". Not to mention I hate the lore behind the class.

limber lion
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But this is like next level

limber lion
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But yeah I'm an edgy rogue guy who just wants to go fast

slate crown
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I think that ret just has a high baseline of players based on theme/vibes. When pointing at the general playerbase even up through heroic level, people gravitate more towards vibes than they do objective qualities of a class, more than you'd think.

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Them also being strong right now with the leggo is probably adding to that baseline right now

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but the baseline has just always been there

wide ferry
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"justice" and "light" get the fuck atta here

slate crown
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and same, I don't get it, I want to be rogue

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so I come here

strange python
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Ret is always highly represented

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Wtf mobile

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That convo was old

gentle apex
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Is ret pall the easiest rotation in game? Never played it

strange python
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Subjective

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It’s simple for sure

wide ferry
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Ret and bm hunter prob.

slate crown
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AFAIK It's pretty wack-a-mole

strange python
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In short

slate crown
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probably some optimization beyond that

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as there always is

strange python
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You use all your builder and send

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Doesn’t matter if ur at 4 or five

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No more builders = send

strange python
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It’s a fun spec to play tho

slate crown
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zug zug

strange python
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Fury does have optimization tho

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Way more than bm hunter and ret

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But still Shrimple

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Shein PogO

south tendon
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!stealth

tall atlas
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whats the command for the crests chart

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!crest

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!keys

slate crown
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!up

tall atlas
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ty bby

urban pumice
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Guys, I was comparing a HoI +10 run I did with this 100% log, and why is my envenomous explosion so low? This guy's EE did 40million damage more than mine O.o
Maybe im letting my envenom buff drop? I saw that theres a trick called pooling energy for burst windows (tea?) + maintaining the buff up.

tall atlas
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!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
prisma monolithBOT
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Read About Pooling
Video
TLDR:```- Outside of Cooldowns, you want to wait until your envenom is in pandemic/around 1 second in order to proc tier. This is the core concept of "chaining", where you clip envenoms back to back

  • If it's getting uncomfortable to chain, or you have to let envenom drop, pool back up to around 80% energy, and then start another chain
  • Always wait to envenom, never wait to mutilate/ambush. You want to generate your combo points as soon as possible, and then evaluate whether you should pool or use a finisher
  • Without 4 piece, chaining envenoms has no benefit and you can try to be above 50% energy for sanguine
  • With 4 piece, the chain takes priority over sanguine and you would play around the tier, not sanguine```The reason we do this is to maximize uptimes and tier procs which is a more efficient energy use
high jetty
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Which isn’t very prominent on a trash pack. Especially on a 10 you’re going to have all the energy you need from things dying. His EE damage was like larger from

A: much bigger pulls
B: more envenom casts

south tendon
slate crown
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PogO don't know if I'll use it compared to gt/ashes but hey I won it so that's neato, saves me a bullion

strange python
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Pog

slate crown
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Ashes+GT still sims better it seems though

clever sapphire
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ye but i would assume you will do more aoe if this procs

slate crown
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Yeah I'm holding onto it

runic hinge
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Because I don’t really like torch. Although now that you can move I hate it less

clever sapphire
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ah and you skilled spatter

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which was useless

south tendon
lusty steeple
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!wa

nimble zinc
nimble zinc
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Also you should get different trinkets And weapon enchants.

south tendon
nimble zinc
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And yeah my first 2 bullion purchases were Ashes and Grieftorch.

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Ashes is great because it’s a 2 min CD so it lines up perfectly with DM and Vanish. And every other KB & shadowstep

south tendon
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Sure you have the right char? Im Zola. Dizz is the wrong one

nimble zinc
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Oh my bad

south tendon
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Im wearing Ashes+Grief

nimble zinc
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You didn’t say what your char name was lol

south tendon
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Yeah Zola pls

flat kindle
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!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
nimble zinc
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Otherwise rotation is probably solid.

clever sapphire
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when i first opened it it was zskarn

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now its sark

south tendon
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Yeah it was set to last my bad. Should be Rashok

urban pumice
grim bison
south tendon
silver wyvern
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Isn't toxic better than duo silk ? Every sim i get is more damage in single target with toxic

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Also why dreamcarver is that much high prioirty ? It's stats are not great for assa. What did i miss with that

proven jasper
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well it depends on what the bsl uptime is set to in ur sim as well

proven jasper
balmy condor
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toxic is flat damage, bsl is stats

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better with more gear

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dreamcarver is a dagger but with bonuses

silver wyvern
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i have 525 toxic foot trying to figure out i should switch to silken

balmy condor
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we like bonus

silver wyvern
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but bonuses are not relevant to dps ?

balmy condor
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okay?

silver wyvern
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so i am wondering what makes that dagger that better than other daggers

balmy condor
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I just explained it

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it's equal to any other dagger

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but you get like 10% speed

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for completely free

grim bison
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Ashes use should be around 3rd gcd after KB

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the timings on 2nd shiv is always a bit off

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why did u macro your dagger to Mutilate?

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and uh more use of a tea inside KB window

strange python
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I also am severely undergeared because i just started yday but shouldnt skew the rotational things i am looking for :3

south tendon
# grim bison Ashes use should be around 3rd gcd after KB

Ashes is macroed to Deathmark. Should divide that then.
I try to use the second shiv 6 sec before KB ends. Sometimes i fatfinger an Envenom in before yeah. Is there a better timing?
For the dagger mutilate is "pressed" often. Should it also be uses at a certain moment?
For Tea yeah i need a WA to use Tea more often. Forget about it to often

slate crown
balmy condor
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dude is just 3 months behind on the info it's fine

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the shiv should be right when the first finishes

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using the dagger in combat is stupid don't do that, just use it once, get the buff, and you're good

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the teas are weird like was mentioned, otherwise seems okay

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just missing gear and half a raid

serene vale
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Hey! I am having a hard time choosing something from vault. Basically i have a choice between myth track chest piece with avoidance (i already have a myth track chest) and a myth track Ancient Rotwalkers. I have a hard time figuring out the worth of tertiary stats. Any idea on what I should take?

spice surge
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You can get other boots easily, you cannot get avoidance easily

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And technically avoidance is dps because higher silken lining uptime (although incredibly minor)

serene vale
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Those are good points! thanks for the help

spice surge
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At worst if you never get any boots, you can craft a pair thats 3 ilvls below max

serene vale
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That is true, boots seem like a popular craft this season i might make some in the future with flavor pocket or maybe a cloak with flavor pocket. Voice of the Silent Star looks enticing but seems a little dangerous haha

potent raven
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Im not sure if theres a way to actually like position urself well enough in bh pulls after 1st boss

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to do enough damage

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its just torture

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or just the whole dungeon with whirling mobs

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and big pulls

rocky sluice
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!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
fluid drift
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Hey, i am just starting with assa, but want to start with high endgame builds to not change playstyle later on. For that i would want the Cleave build in wowhead on m+ talent builds, correct?

slate crown
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Thing is, those builds are not high endgame because they are harder, they're high endgame because they're less functional on lower key levels

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because mobs die way too quickly to take advantage of their power

fluid drift
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And is there any ability in rogue spellbook i never wanna use or have to keybind all?

fluid drift
slate crown
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So, I would still strongly advise you start with arterial shock, it's just a good all-around build even at high levels, even if it isn't the turbo high-end build

slate crown
fluid drift
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As i know from outlaw, ambush replaces an ability in stealth/if i can use stealth abilites. Is that the same with assa?

midnight mist
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it doesnt actually

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thats just how you setuped your bars

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as rogue we have a stealth bar

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and a non stealth bar

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most people will bind ambush the same key as mutilate/sinister strike

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stealth/non stealth bar

fluid drift
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thats what i meant, ok

slate crown
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And yes, if you have an effect that enables the use of a stealth ability, ambush replaces the ability (Blindside, for Sin)

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But if you don't have that effect active, everything Zac said

fluid drift
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is it possible that i can use ambush without being in stealth/being able to use stealth abilites as it procs just as in outlaw? so do i have to bind ambush somewhere outside of stealth bar?

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ah ok

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thanks, happy keybinding then 🙂

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whats the list ranked by the amount of using these abilites:
envenom, garrote, rupture, kingsbane, thistle tea, shiv?

silk bane
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@gusty mirage did u change my name to Armin1? who was it >:C

royal lantern
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yeha, its clearly Armin2

silk bane
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Im blue Armin hes red Armin we were different enough smh

fluid drift
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if i only have shadow dance and vanish to get carnage and my rupture has 28 sec and my garrote garrote 18 sec, i cant have uptime in aoe on all, as vanish and shadow dance are not available every 18 sec, right?

boreal cloud
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Uptime on what?

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Theoretically you cant

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But realistically you can just restealth between packs

balmy condor
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you can also just

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press rupture

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and press garrote

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they exist outside of stealth

slate crown
slate crown
# fluid drift if i only have shadow dance and vanish to get carnage and my rupture has 28 sec ...

Yeah, you outside of your dance/vanish/natural opener stealth windows you have to just apply them one by one and upkeep them. That's the nature of the spec. In early keys you will usually have natural opener stealth pretty frequently and most packs die within the timerange of your first round fading, but as you get higher up yeah they'll outlive, in which case you spread with your dance/vanish windows, otherwise upkeep manually.

Your next dance won't ever be that far away though

fluid drift
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if i have a undotable amount of targets, do i just spam garrote or garrote and rutpure? and with carnage same?

balmy condor
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with carnage you should be spreading

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but outside of carnage you eventually hit a point where you don't need energy anymore

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at that point just pump envenoms and caustic

nimble zinc
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Hey guys, I have a question regarding M+ when your tank is chain pulling mobs. I tend to get confused as to whether I should be just bleeding everything or doing caustic splatter. Is there a rule of thumb for when to do which?

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Like for example. Caustic splatter on 3-5 mobs, any larger packs you do crimson tempest and all your bleeds.

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Or is it like. Put all your bleeds on all targets, including CT. And THEN caustic splatter / envenom rotation?

balmy condor
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maintaining enough bleeds to sustain your energy is priority 1

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from there you can go and Ct and caustic and whatever you need

nimble zinc
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Oh yeah that makes sense. I forgot you get energy regen from that.

balmy condor
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important thing to forget

nimble zinc
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Well like I do great in raid. But struggle in keys. Idk.

balmy condor
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assassination in keys is pretty difficult

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just baseline skill-wise

nimble zinc
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Makes sense.

balmy condor
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it involves a lot of decision making that can't just be summed up by "press X then Y"

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which makes the whole thing pretty difficult to get into and conceptualize

nimble zinc
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Like my instinct is to just make sure to keep bleeds up 100% uptime. I feel like I don’t caustic splatter enough. Like in keys my overall top 5 dps moves are all bleeds, Garotte, rupture, sanguine, sudden demise and CT

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Caustic splatter is like 9th or later for me. I’ve seen others where it’s like their 5th.

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Like im more inclined to kill mobs with sudden demise rather than caustic splatter.

high jetty
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FWIW that decision making is a lot easier when you play the cleave build. Your ruptures only really exist to give you energy. With the shock builds you’re worried about maintaining ruptures for bonus agi and the bleeds contribute a lot of damage. With the poison/cleave build. Your tank can chain pull and you can manually apply a rupture or two, it’s not a big deal at all. Your decision making is really just “ which mob do I send on”

balmy condor
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probably running too low keys

high jetty
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Very possible

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I think this week even on tyran it feels OK on 14ish to play poison build

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But last tyran cycle when we were doing 10s and 11s it was awful lol

potent raven
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ct still op

keen spruce
merry marsh
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!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
ruby birch
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ok i know this is POSSIBLY a dumb question

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but is eranog ring really worth it in m+

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this shit does no damage

past forum
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Free damage

ruby birch
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ye but the stats are not ideal

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i get the ring is pretty good in ST

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but in aoe it seems to be absolute ass

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it should not be doing this much damage at the end of a key

runic hinge
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stats are not ideal for what

ruby birch
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for aoe, mastery is just going to be a lot better

runic hinge
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but like

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you think 800 mastery is gonna be a huge difference over 800 crit or verse?

past forum
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Ye but we already have double silken, and so much secondaries on gear this late in expac

runic hinge
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the difference in 1 ring is small

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it's just free damage when it procs

ruby birch
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mmm

balmy condor
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it's not BiS if that's the question

ruby birch
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ok

balmy condor
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but it's not like the ring is troll

ruby birch
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thats what i thought

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yeah ofc not

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but i feel like there's def a better m+ option

balmy condor
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sure

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if you're hunting for that sweet sweet 0.2% dps

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then there's better probably

ruby birch
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eh idk if im hunting for that, it just feels weird opening details and seeing it do 0 damage while im kinda lower on crit because of my stats rn

runic hinge
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re-gem

ruby birch
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ye ive done so already, the problem is i dont have the crests to equip my crit mastery chest

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was gone for 2 weeks

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so i have the tier chest which is also heavy vers

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got this thing waiting

runic hinge
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I don't think secondaries make for as much dps as you think they do

rotund oak
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ilvl===>rest

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the only thing making sense for sin is a bit of crit for KB ticks but secondaries dont matter all that much

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lord whispyr has spoken

brave gyro
rotund oak
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u literally changed the stats to ur preference

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but ye thats also true,on cata was about as sin is now

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not gaf

fallen arch
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I stacked too much crit apparently

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So sims tell me to take a lower ilvl ring with different secondaries

fallen arch
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It’s about how quickly you can kill bosses

rotund oak
tropic zodiac
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Hi, how do you play BH last boss (+14) ? I'm struggling to do much on totems and putting CDs on the boss is weird with the target swap

rotund oak
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i usually keep my KB and press shiv

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totem gets deleted

tropic zodiac
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Don't you lose A LOT of dmg on boss doing that ?

runic hinge
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You can kb the boss and have the spatter cleave the totem

rotund oak
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u spatter the totem

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u send KB on boss

tropic zodiac
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Makes more sense

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Thanks

rotund oak
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it makes no sense to KB the totem,it wont live that much

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yw fam

runic hinge
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Save torch for totem times too

tropic zodiac
rotund oak
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and torch

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as tonymentioned

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good button

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deletes the totem

tropic zodiac
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Yeah I need to get it, I don't have enough flightstones to get it to max yet, I took Ashes and Boon but I regret it on tyra

rotund oak
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i feel like boon is the biggest bait in dragonflight

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so cringe it can kill u

tropic zodiac
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It trully is, but it is fun haha

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Not me dying when a bladestorm slowly moves to me

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Never happens

fallen arch
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Does torch do so much damage it deletes that totem?

rotund oak
fallen arch
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Ye exactly

rotund oak
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but in general whatever the key lvl its alot of dmg on that totem

fallen arch
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I’m still on the fence whether to get Grieftorch this reset for my Bullion or another trinket

rotund oak
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if u dont have torch then u should get it

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unless ofc u raid

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and u can have it from there

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ive got torch and ashes my 1st two items from bullions

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instantly upgraded to 528

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never worry about trinkets anymore 🤝

fallen arch
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I was thinking of getting the Neltharions call to suffering one

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Less buttons

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Probably cos I’m lazy

rotund oak
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locked in for ring now

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then back or maaaaaybe another trinket

wispy apex
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How do you deal with aggro in m+? I am using tricks but getting meleed during burst.

pliant terrace
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find better tanks

uneven rain
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Tricks of the Trade. Who uses sap anyway

normal mist
potent raven
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nah it doesnt matter

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you have to ask your tank to specifically take a lot of aggro on a mob youre gonna burst

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even with tricks u'll get meleed its just how it is

uneven rain
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true

balmy condor
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tricks is noob bait

uneven rain
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used to be such a good skill

balmy condor
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maybe in like

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cata

uneven rain
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never needed it after that haha

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imagine losing aggro as a tank

balmy condor
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outside of pulling some pack from a mile away, it's been completely worthless

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for over a decade

solid hinge
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how are your stats looking guys?

limber lion
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!stats

prisma monolithBOT
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There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Mast = Crit = Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs like Witherbark's Branch and Wafting Devotion can often de-value the stat in question. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.

solid hinge
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thanks!

potent raven
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how can i compete

royal lantern
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against the good meta classes? you dont

potent raven
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but it was halls 14

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mobs too low hp

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im halfway through burst

royal lantern
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yes, and this is a shadowpriest

potent raven
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with pi and aug

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and they're already dead

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by the time my kingsbane ticks at 6

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cant even thistle tea bro

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lol not joking

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that dungeon is horrid for sin

grim jay
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its actually pretty fine imo

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just depends on if you have way too much damage

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and if people focus your mobs

potent raven
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who leaked the details 😡

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show urself

clever sapphire
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halls is just pure shock build

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if everything dies too fast you just explode them with your bleeds

lavish lichen
tropic tundra
potent raven
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torch on 1st boss adds rlp

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i took aggro and ded

clever sapphire
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well did you forget to press evasion

potent raven
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lmao

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true fml

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i think i did b4

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gotta watch vod

nimble zinc
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Or tricks the tank? Kek

potent raven
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tricks doesnt work

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in this game

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it pretends it does but it doesnt

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i had it on

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i always do

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lol

quiet oar
potent raven
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and it worked

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its just scary to do it tho

quiet oar
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I mean its Not common to get threat as sin

potent raven
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yes when u burst u need to evasion

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ull get aggro even w. tricks

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unless your tank takes full aggro

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on the mob youre bursting

quiet oar
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Well you need to Tricks when the burst is Happening

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And not when ramping

potent raven
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ngl it works better if i tricks b4

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but mebe u right

quiet oar
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Because ramping isnt gonna genetate threat

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The big Hits do

grim jay
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if you dont trust the people

quiet oar
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Well all i know is

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As Outlaw

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I die when i dont have Tricks

grim jay
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or the tank sucks

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because you are playing with a vdh again

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that thinks sigils generate aggro

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in any meaningful way

quiet oar
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Sigils were bugged

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And im playing with pally

nimble zinc
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Most tanks need a couple seconds to get aggro…

grim jay
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isnt pally weird on big pulls anyways because hes target capped mostly? idk, the only tank I never really played

nimble zinc
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I’ve seen plenty of pally do big pulls.

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Divine toll + rage heart

strange python
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Threat is outdated and needs to be removed

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Amen

grim jay
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how would tanking work

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without aggro

strange python
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Wym, tank spec = Aggro

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That’s how

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Tank hit mob Tank has Aggro

grim jay
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ah you mean only the aggro dps have

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and heals

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as in they shouldnt generate any

strange python
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They could generate a small amount so they still can’t hit before the tank

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But in general as long as tank hits a mob tank should have Aggro

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Especially healer Aggro is so meh

nimble zinc
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Lmao the amount of times I pulled threat as a healer for just putting a hot on my tank.

gusty mirage
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because in SL they changed tricks/md because of echo's strat on PF

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you transfer 0 threat if you break LoS with the tank now

grim jay
gusty mirage
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the pull

nimble zinc
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What are you guys “bursting” as sin that is generating so much threat before the tank? The first like 3 sec of every pull is just me dotting everything up. Plenty of time for tank to get aggro.

gusty mirage
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I think tricks does help

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it's just it does little during the ramp up phase because you're not generating new threat to transfer with dots

grim jay
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yeah I didnt reference that, just that tricks is eh. I personally barely notice the diff between tricks and no tricks

gusty mirage
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you have to wait for things to ticks to generate threat right

clever sapphire
gusty mirage
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you're better off tricksing at the start of kb

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I mean I play with a good tank and I rip aggro if I crit my final verdict on my pally

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threat's giga scuffed this tier

nimble zinc
gusty mirage
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prot warrior

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never had this issue prior to this season

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and they got a damage buff

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so I'm even more confused

clever sapphire
grim jay
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yeah thats one of the tanks I noticed that keep having issues this tier

gusty mirage
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it's like the extra damage isn't generating threat or something

grim jay
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personally on my BDK I never have aggro issues

gusty mirage
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but if you fart on a mob it rips aggro now

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it's wild

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I've ripped aggro with my leggo dot

grim jay
gusty mirage
#

as he's gathering mobs

grim jay
#

maybe you are just too strong

gusty mirage
#

because thunderclap apparently generates negative threat now

nimble zinc
#

That’s stupid. They should just buff the amount of threat gen that tanks do.

gusty mirage
#

ye they need to do a pass on tank abilities and how much threat they generate

#

because holy shit

#

I was ripping aggro on my 486 rogue

#

like ??????????

grim jay
#

should just slap a threat aura on tanks

#

some extra %

nimble zinc
#

I literally have zero threat issues as blood DK. Blood boil / DnD / Slappy always gets them. If I lose one or two I just taunt or death grip, it’s ezpz…

gusty mirage
#

I've literally only ever felt safe with a bdk

#

unironically

#

bear druid I'm just scared the entire key

#

even after they've been in the pack for 2 minutes

grim jay
#

maybe because on AoE bdks kinda burst anyways aswell

gusty mirage
grim jay
clever sapphire
gusty mirage
#

I remember tanking on my pally and needing divine toll to keep threat

#

which is sad because it's such a great gathering tool

#

w/ th einterrupts

clever sapphire
#

every time i have a druid tank i just have this feeling that each pull i could just randomly die from aggro

#

even if i dont press cooldowns

gusty mirage
#

ye bear aggro generation has been bad since they got gutted in SL season 2(I think?)

#

like if they don't have tricks/md at least one of your DPS is dying

grim jay
#

and literally thought "how the fuck do I generate aoe aggro"

junior aurora
#

simple, just do one pull every 3 minutes

gusty mirage
#

M OMEGALUL OMEGALUL N FIRE

#

cause thrash does reduced damage past 5 doesn't it

#

very good change for thrash

grim jay
#

same for raze

gusty mirage
#

it's only a bear druid's only aoe threat generator, so lets nerf the damage!

grim jay
gusty mirage
#

Wow!

#

prot pally tanking is also fun

#

you should try it

#

because you can just randomly die from 90% health

#

it's pretty sick

#

also cool fun fact, volcanic's knock up removes you from your consecrate

#

idk who decided to tie a defensive layer into an area of effect on the ground but I don't like them

clever sapphire
# gusty mirage prot pally tanking is also fun

i heard the wildest thing from one of my buddies. He sometimes does keys with a ret pala from his guild that also tanks if they have a missing tank. The guy has his camera fixed to always turn where his char is facing, he also cant zoom out because he unbound his zooming. So if anything is behind him he wont ever see it or even if he does and turns around, he gonna die because he has to turn around and get hit in the back

gusty mirage
#

that's the most paladin main story I've ever heard

gusty mirage
#

I had a centipede crawling on my neck today AMA

clever sapphire
#

how did you manage that

gusty mirage
#

I'm not sure

#

I felt something crawling on my neck and swatted at it and a giant centipede fell to the ground

#

so I had to duel it

#

I won the duel

royal lantern
#

you sure?

gusty mirage
#

yes, I used my trinket: the underarmour slipper of reckoning (528 ilvl)

junior aurora
gusty mirage
junior aurora
#

the word shattered didnt register to me at first and i was thinking of shat

#

had an earwig in my headset muffs one time that was unnerving putting those on

gusty mirage
#

I'd burn the entire headset

junior aurora
#

it definitely made me check every single time i put it on for like 2 months

gusty mirage
#

honestly you might want to burn down your entire house/apartment

#

just in case

#

@royal lantern new pfp time, what do I change it to

#

we go back to the monkey

junior aurora
#

honestly ear wigs are harmless just look creepy

junior aurora
#

house centipede on my neck would be a self immolation angle

#

centipedes the creepiest crawlers

gusty mirage
#

they really are

junior aurora
#

like ive come to terms with spiders over the years but centipedes still invoke something primal in me

tropic tundra
#

At least they are hardcore

#

Roaches are just disgusting

junior aurora
#

roaches arent even creepy just disgusting

tropic tundra
#

Yeah

#

God damn it, fallout

gusty mirage
#

I'm chill with spiders

#

I don't kill them

#

I usually just take them outside

junior aurora
#

i dont touch em

gusty mirage
#

I put them on a piece of paper

junior aurora
#

if they set up shop good for them unless its in the way

limber lion
gusty mirage
#

the enemies are watching

junior aurora
#

oppsxi

grim jay
#

after I came out of the shower

gusty mirage
grim jay
#

I checked every time for half a year

#

which was weird

#

because I barely encounter them here

gusty mirage
#

oh those are what those mothersfuckers are called

#

we used to call the pincer bugs as little kids

#

NAH bro

junior aurora
#

luckily they dont come inside too often

grim jay
gusty mirage
#

mfers have a crab claw for an ass

#

I don't trust them

grim jay
gusty mirage
#

iirc they love like damp/wet wood

junior aurora
#

they also get inside if theres changing weather too iirc

grim jay
grim jay
#

iirc they can get in through so much

#

which is why you basically cant prevent it

gusty mirage
#

ye

junior aurora
#

yeah but they arent super common inside

gusty mirage
#

kinda like house centipedes tbh

#

the only way to get rid of them is to regularly bug bomb your house

#

which is toxic af to the household

#

lol

junior aurora
#

like i get a silverfish every once in a while but as long as you dont see a bunch of them you’re good

grim jay
#

cats need to not get close for like 30 mins

#

and insects kinda die on contact

#

iirc

#

and it lasts weeks wherever you spray it on

gusty mirage
#

if you want a trick for most bugs, peppermint oil diluted in a spray bottle works wonders

#

for whatever reason most bugs hate peppermint oil

grim jay
#

relatable

#

sounds disgusting

junior aurora
#

used to flavor some drugs with peppermint oil

#

usually omeprazole, dunno what animals went for it tho

gusty mirage
#

okay johnson & johnson

junior aurora
#

i worked in a compounding vet lab for a while lol

gusty mirage
#

@grim jay you're german, wtf is kohlrabi and why is seli so happy to eat it

#

it looks like some demonic cabbage turnip hybrid

tropic tundra
#

cauliflower?

grim jay
#

kids like it

#

more than cabbage

#

atleast

tropic tundra
#

Its all one of the cabbage’s many cousins

gusty mirage
#

with a

tropic tundra
#

Ah

grim jay
#

I personally dont like kohlrabi, I would need to add so much unhealthy stuff that the itself really healthy kohlrabi basically goes to waste

tropic tundra
#

It grows like this

gusty mirage
#

probably slaps if you pickle it

#

ngl

tropic tundra
#

Alien af

junior aurora
#

spider cabbage

gusty mirage
grim jay
#

yeah you need to be careful while harvesting

tropic tundra
#

Well

gusty mirage
#

leave it to germans who look at that shit and go "YUMMY"

grim jay
#

it grabs your legs sometimes

tropic tundra
#

Kohl means cabbage

#

Rabi means radish

grim jay
tropic tundra
#

So its literally cabbish

gusty mirage
#

neat

grim jay
#

but it doesnt taste anything like radish

tropic tundra
#

Its called radishcabbage in my language tho

#

Smh

grim jay
#

the texture is like radish

gusty mirage
#

I must acquire some and pickle it

grim jay
#

ig

tropic tundra
#

Oh turnip, mb

grim jay
#

yeah that makes sense

tropic tundra
royal lantern
tropic tundra
#

This looks much better than the spider one

grim jay
#

see

#

there are the typical germans

#

that eat it

grim jay
gusty mirage
royal lantern
#

yeha, seli is fucked then

#

what the hell

tropic tundra
grim jay
#

that sounds terrible

gusty mirage
#

the more I learn about seli

#

the more concerned I am for him

tropic tundra
#

Im a druid main and i cant even imagine that

grim jay
#

I mean honestly its healthy

#

but its also healthy to drink your urin

#

so

gusty mirage
#

okay manny pacquiao

#

calm down

grim jay
gusty mirage
#

ye

tropic tundra
gusty mirage
#

he was famous for drinking his piss during training

#

to maximize his vitamins intake

#

lol

tropic tundra
#

Sounds bs

grim jay
#

more power to him

#

ngl

gusty mirage
#

that's so bad for your kidneys

tropic tundra
#

Maybe drinking piss would made him reconsider that stupidity

gusty mirage
#

like unbelievably bad for your kidneys

tropic tundra
#

Yeah

#

Its literally trash outta one’s body

#

Why input

grim jay
#

honestly that wouldnt be my point of concern

#

it would start way before the kidneys

gusty mirage
#

I'm concerned about the "most other drinks"

royal lantern
#

isnt Piss dehydrating af

gusty mirage
#

what exactly is worse than drinking your own piss

tropic tundra
#

Someone else’s

royal lantern
grim jay
royal lantern
#

monster

gusty mirage
grim jay
gusty mirage
grim jay
#

I sometimes wonder how people came to the conclusion that they had to try it

gusty mirage
#

energy drinks and alcohol

junior aurora
#

any shitpilled pissmaxxers tryna up the vitamins in ur diet

gusty mirage
#

uh

#

WHAT

grim jay
#

I mean sugar free energy drinks arent that bad

tropic tundra
grim jay
#

depending on the amount and which type of sweetener they use

junior aurora
#

ureic eye drops

tropic tundra
#

the fuck

gusty mirage
#

make sure you only drink freshly pissed piss

junior aurora
#

“why are your eyes red” “my piss eye drops”

gusty mirage
#

DUDE NOSE DROPS

#

YOU'LL SMELL PISS ALL DAY

tropic tundra
#

I think 100% of these actually CAUSE piss

junior aurora
#

oxi the people doing this cant smell it anymore

tropic tundra
#

man really likes feedback

gusty mirage
#

I always knew that piss was antiseptic

#

and I wouldn't drink non-piss antiseptics

#

so idk why people would drink piss

#

"Urine therapy"

junior aurora
#

im also antisepsis

#

thank gods it gone

grim jay
#

you dont drink rubbing alcohol

gusty mirage
#

can't say that I have, no

tropic tundra
#

nice topic for poison class discord

gusty mirage
junior aurora
#

not much else to talk about tbh

gusty mirage
#

we can talk about the time I got seli to google "dicke titten"

tropic tundra
#

throw me some ideas about this forensic homework

junior aurora
#

hero talents are number 2 instead of number 1 and s4 is just rehashed content

grim jay
gusty mirage
#

he did not

#

I mentioned the song and he googled dicke titten

#

and just swore at me

tropic tundra
#

I prefer rehashed content than 7.2

junior aurora
#

yeah me too but there aint much to say about it

grim jay
junior aurora
#

its all been said lol

grim jay
#

its literally only the band popping up

tropic tundra
grim jay
#

and the song

gusty mirage
#

turns out you have google safe search on sir

tropic tundra
#

big L

grim jay
#

where can I turn that off

junior aurora
#

seli keeps it off for research

grim jay
tropic tundra
#

ask your parents maybe

grim jay
#

they wouldnt know

tropic tundra
#

good take

#

ask chatgpt instead I guess

gusty mirage
#

remove the =en ig

grim jay
#

its on blur

tropic tundra
#

what if the safesearch censors disabling safesearch

gusty mirage
#

because when I google dicke titten, I do not see the very catchy rammstein song

#

I see booba

grim jay
#

so it should still show up

tropic tundra
#

literally self defense

grim jay
#

wait I turn it off for research

#

its still just the song

junior aurora
#

i googled it with safesearch off and i only get rammstein song even on images tab

grim jay
#

see

gusty mirage
#

oh I guess the algo fixed itself

junior aurora
#

its supposed to be dick nipples right

gusty mirage
#

because when that song dropped it wasn't bringing up the song

grim jay
tropic tundra
#

still better than the google AI result

gusty mirage
#

dicke is big in german

junior aurora
#

oh

gusty mirage
#

the song's literally called "big tits"

junior aurora
#

and seli cursed at you?

gusty mirage
#

yeah man

junior aurora
#

man thats tame

#

remember lemonparty and shit

#

goatse

grim jay
#

maybe its based on what people google themself aswell

#

so they know what seli wants to see

#

thats why he gets it

#

even if I scroll down and "show more" multiple times

#

the most controversial thing that appears is "church ladies" ebook

gusty mirage
#

its been 2 years since I linked him the song

grim jay
#

can bait him there aswell

gusty mirage
#

google has changed

grim jay
gusty mirage
#

no more booba

#

they thought of the children

#

except the music video has booba

#

so

grim jay
#

but you do see more booba as a child

#

or rather a baby

potent raven
#

i love boobs

#

big boobs

gusty mirage
grim jay
royal lantern
potent raven
#

squishy big boobs

#

im more of a boobs guy but to each their own

gusty mirage
#

and whispyr's either sleeping or doing APL stuff for tww

#

which means

grim jay
#

tell us

gusty mirage
#

ass

#

all day

potent raven
#

PersonaLity

grim jay
potent raven
#

damn id go with full flat at this point

gusty mirage
#

what a beautiful start to my sunday

#

I got attacked by a centipede

#

and walked into a wall

#

and then talked about drinking piss with the boys

potent raven
#

the day just started as well

#

who knows what else will happen

junior aurora
#

ass > face > boobs

gusty mirage
#

and it spilled all over my leg

#

unfortunate mornign to be wearing shorts

junior aurora
#

u got hot legs

grim jay
potent raven
#

exactly

grim jay
#

thats pretty tough

junior aurora
#

Cant always train whats not there

gusty mirage
#

its okay guys I have health insurance now

potent raven
#

thats the point

gusty mirage
#

only 8 years without it

potent raven
#

im european i wouldnt understand

#

free healthcare is dogshit

gusty mirage
#

covid w/o health insurance was fun

grim jay
#

its just so weird

gusty mirage
#

I was giga paranoid

#

because my options were either die, or be hospitalized, survive, and wish I would've died because I couldn't afford my medical bills

junior aurora
#

are u a healthy boy

gusty mirage
#

I try to be

junior aurora
#

probably woulda been fine during covid

gusty mirage
#

I was more worried about getting it and giving it to my parents

#

they're old

junior aurora
#

i got it a few times and it knocked me on my ass but not like hospital

tropic tundra
junior aurora
#

yeah thats a valid concern

tropic tundra
#

wait its monday already

#

timezone sucks

gusty mirage
#

you guys should take monday off

#

in honor of america's memorial day

#

tell your bosses I gave you the day off

junior aurora
#

i start my new job monday oxi

gusty mirage
junior aurora
#

on memorial day

tropic tundra
#

please take this shit country as the 53th murican state

grim jay
#

I did read that article a while ago where someone had a really bad stomach ache and couldnt move, got brought to the hospital to then take a real good shit there while waiting for the scan results, just to find out she just had to let one rip

tropic tundra
#

ngl

grim jay
#

getting charged a couple grand

#

for that one

tropic tundra
#

what did she rip

junior aurora
#

fart

#

she thought she was the shit

#

but she was just a fart

tropic tundra
gusty mirage
grim jay
tropic tundra
#

safety is important

gusty mirage
#

america very cool country

#

fuck your preventative care

grim jay
#

in germany we get angry because people with private insurance can get an appointment some time earlier

tropic tundra
#

can see why anyone can hold guns there

#

docs getting bills

gusty mirage
#

when I worked for an insurance company while in law school

#

one of my projects was to figure out the legality of denying ER coverage

royal lantern
tropic tundra
#

well thats how the job works

gusty mirage
#

apparently if it takes you more than 72hrs to go to the emergency room, it's not an emergency (even if it is), and they don't have to cover it

tropic tundra
#

so you...hold a party for the patient

#

overnight

gusty mirage
#

so I told all my doctor friends that when they're doing their intakes to negate how long it took for them to seek treatment

#

so it gets covered by the insurance company

#

because the people who get fucked in that interaction are the providers

#

and the patients

#

meanwhile the insurance companies can afford to pay their CEOs 10s of millions of dollars a year

tropic tundra
#

just wait until the guy needs the ambulance

gusty mirage
#

oh when my mom broke her leg 2 years ago

#

they charged her $1500 for an ambulance ride

#

of approximately

#

2.1 miles

#

lol

tropic tundra
#

must be some fancy ride

gusty mirage
#

that's WITH insurance

tropic tundra
#

that sucks

#

hope she's ok at least

gusty mirage
#

ye she's alright now, just a little limpy

azure owl
#

Is the head enchant bugged on assa? Just looked at details and can't find it anywhere

grim jay
azure owl
gusty mirage
#

in details should be flaying torment/scorching torment

#

iirc

grim jay
#

yeah something like that

tropic tundra
#

or it just didn't proc for a very short fight

grim jay
#

@gusty mirage tell me that I shouldnt play ffxiv

junior aurora
#

do you like final fantasy games

gusty mirage
#

you shouldn't play ffxiv

grim jay
#

thank you

tropic tundra
#

I like dragon quest

junior aurora
#

bc if you like jrpgs ffxiv story is decent for single player

#

the mmo part endgame wise is questionable though

grim jay
#

if wow just had visuals close to that

junior aurora
#

wow visuals clears ff for me

#

maybe not rogue vs ninja but raid fights in wow look so much nicer

grim jay
#

yeah fights themself do

#

but the skill animations

#

are just gapped

junior aurora
#

problem thi

#

you get flashbanged in ffxiv

#

cant tell whats going on bc of all the visual bloat from peoples animations

grim jay
#

I mean its not uncommon to have dials for that

#

bdo does that really well

ruby birch
midnight mist
#

what build do you play as as sin if there is no execute

#

say boss is always above 90%

clever sapphire
fluid drift
#

im having huge problems with keeping caustic spatter active, as i dont have it in my wa (afenar) and have to look at my target frame all the time 😦

grim jay
#

or well

#

you could sim doomblade bonespike

#

with 1 scent?

#

idk looks scuffed either way

#

because you lose AP aswell

#

and dont have that many options

pure moth
junior aurora
#

if u average the whole experience

#

id say good if the game started at heavensward lol

royal lantern
#

ye kekdog

#

ARR is probably in the top3 of most horrible MMO experiences out there

#

in like, all ways

junior aurora
#

better than shadowlands lmfao

#

note: i played thru arr back when it was still super rpg heavy and you had to level thaum to 30 and archer to 15 to play blm

royal lantern
#

ye, that probs made it different

junior aurora
#

they streamlined it since

#

heavily

#

its probably much more tolerable now lmao

#

they literally got rid of all quests that didnt immediately progress the story from what i heard, no more kill quests in the MSQ

royal lantern
#

the problem is that 98% of ARR is just fetchquests

(tbh that sff14 in general)

junior aurora
#

oh so you played it after the squish

#

ARR was not just fetchquests on release

royal lantern
#

ye ik

#

i know how it was pre-squish

#

but didnt play it myself

junior aurora
#

this being said

#

post MSQ ARR is the worst mmo experience ive ever had probably

royal lantern
#

yes

junior aurora
#

i did not play post MSQ until way later

#

so going thru it all at once was an endeavor

vital coral
#

is this fine for 493 itemlvl? ( algethar 8 ) not sure how we are dps wise now just started playing this season

junior aurora
#

did you time the dungeon

#

it looks like it from the overalls

#

probably at least 2 chest

vital coral
#

yea we finished it in time but im just wondering how we are dps wise if i do fine or not

junior aurora
#

i mean looks fine

vital coral
#

i saw on raider io an assassin rogue +3 a 20 key

#

but all the "Tier list" say assa is worst

#

😛

royal lantern
#

i mean

#

a key is also 5 people

#

not 1

vital coral
#

indeed but you need to carry your wieght in a 20

#

😛

junior aurora
#

so

#

the +3 a 20 key was an exploit i can guarantee you

royal lantern
#

^

vital coral
#

yea feels like ut

junior aurora
#

it was the shadow priest psychic link bug

#

where they could one shot bosses

vital coral
#

oh okey

royal lantern
#

like, assa is good this season for m+

#

espacially in academy

#

but if a high lvl team does something big with an assa in the key, it will not be because they had an assa

vital coral
#

ah yea i see

balmy condor
#

will it be because they had an booba?

royal lantern
#

perhaps

silk bane
#

booba buff op

strange python
junior aurora
royal lantern
#

butts are better btw

junior aurora
#

booba ranked last

#

assa > facea > booba

royal lantern
#

REAL

vital coral
#

well assa is pretty fun atleast

vital coral
#

xD

tawdry dust
#

shrot question i am experimenting assa in m+ right now on relativ low keys (dont want to brick someones keys and want to learn) how are you using kb or deathmarks except from bosses? Its like the main mob just dies before kb is done ?

junior aurora
#

thats ur problem

#

low keys

#

you can still send KB/dm just know that the mob will explode and you wont get super value out of it

#

just make sure its up for bosses in low keys

tawdry dust
#

so just do some 13/14+ keys for practice ?