assassination

[tall atlas]

i didnt get my drop bullion last week only the quest ones

[junior aurora]

go to lfr

my rogue dropped 2 off the first boss earlier today

[tepid glacier]

got 1 from heroic rasz

took the entire raid for it to drop

[normal mist]

I swear this new rogue I did for this season is blessed

W1- hero grief
W2- hero boon
W3- heroic diurna ring (2/4 myth)

With socket

[junior aurora]

in 4 vaults ive opened 6 sockets and a hero tier piece

[normal mist]

Ouch

[junior aurora]

its fine tho, the bullions work like a determined myth vault ig

[normal mist]

Yeah that's right

I might buy ashes this week tho, for assa

[gusty mirage]

The only vault I’ve gotten on my rogue

Never playing my rogue again

[junior aurora]

my rogue vault was sockets too dw

[gusty mirage]

Like lmao

[junior aurora]

gonna have to bribe someone to give me PI to keep up at this rate

the mage getting sockets 2 weeks in a row kinda hurts tho

thats the character i actually want to play lol

[gusty mirage]

My pally got mythic tier

Which was kinda pog

[junior aurora]

im gonna play a paladin in mop

brain off only press glowy buttons

[subtle tundra]

da bis neck?!?

now i need to get enough ilvl to get invited to hc fyrakk

[royal lantern]

change the character name right now

[subtle tundra]

nuh uh

i cant get drunk man

i cant be happy

i get sick from drinking

[junior aurora]

someone told me today that my mage should have been named cryolith or pyrolith and now im like

ashamed that i didnt do that

[subtle tundra]

you lose some

you lose some

you lose some

[junior aurora]

yeah its all losing

[cursive owl]

guys, what kind of mastery i should aim for ? like are there any Caps ? i dont believe so. im currently sitting on 50%

[split jewel]

gotta rename yourself to cryolot

[junior aurora]

zamochy more like stupid

how about that

[split jewel]

perfect

[rotund oak]

how would u describe ur relationship with ryolith in just one word

[normal mist]

!stats

[prisma monolith]

There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Mast = Crit = Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs like Witherbark's Branch and Wafting Devotion can often de-value the stat in question. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.

[cursive owl]

i see

Ok OK

[grand trail]

wtf are those numbers

[cursive owl]

thanks @normal mist

[normal mist]

All good mate

[neat plank]

haha you farmed the silly OH

[cursive owl]

welcome to Nick of time KEKW

[strange python]

lads

what to get with

3rd bullion

[rotund oak]

pins there for u

[junior aurora]

do u have dagger and two good trinkets

[strange python]

got trinkets

[junior aurora]

and eranog ring

[strange python]

dont have ring

[junior aurora]

👍

[rotund oak]

stupid dagger at 489 simmed as high as a 509ilvl s4 wpn

[true condor]

sap color changed

[rotund oak]

i change color to what im currently playing

im testing sub,so its sub

[tepid glacier]

is it worth going assa or would it make my LFG simulator gameplay worse? kinda want to try it out

[normal mist]

It's good enough

[junior aurora]

i think ur io would contribute more than ur spec

[normal mist]

Doubt you wouldn't be accepted due to the spec

[tulip stratus]

i dont think people care waht rogue spec u are

[split jewel]

You can change your color?

[tepid glacier]

sitting at 2900 rio

surely ill get invited

[normal mist]

Your a dps

[junior aurora]

what keys

[normal mist]

In an ocean of dps

[junior aurora]

problem is rogue cant do the weekly affix

[quiet oar]

Sap changing color twice a Patch

[true condor]

[tepid glacier]

they need ot make shiv do the affix

problem solved

[junior aurora]

It does one of them

[normal mist]

How about

[junior aurora]

Just remove them

[tepid glacier]

or that

remove spiteful aswell

[split jewel]

let us know vials

throw*

[junior aurora]

do 1 seasonal affix / fort and tyran

get rid of all the annoying busy work affixes

[quiet oar]

Or

Give fun affixes

Thst kiss

And not cursed

[tall atlas]

what do i do if im missing my bullion from last week

[tepid glacier]

what affix was with castle nathria again

that 1 was kinda fun imo

or bfa s4 affix

[wooden gull]

hey players, is it big deal getting PI from healer vs shadow priest or doesnt matter?

[tepid glacier]

same ability

so doesnt matter

[split jewel]

M+ or Raid has a chance to drop catch-up bullions

[balmy condor]

only difference is the shadow priest PI might not line up with your cds

which can hurt a lto

but if the spriest is willing to send with your cds

then perfect

[tulip heron]

Hey guys, I'm new to trying assassination this season from sub, what build would you recommend for:

A) Mythic cleave/general damage throughout
B) Single target/boss burst

Cheers!

[junior aurora]

my disc priest doesnt even line it up with my abilities

he tells me to go fuck myself and be glad im even targeted

[junior aurora]

For keys or raid

Keys if you arent doing like 15+ the arterial shock build is good, otherwise run dtb

Raid you run dtb and take spatter on fights with cleave

[tulip heron]

A & B, so one for each - I've tried the wow head builds but unsure.. I just need one that's general high all round output, and one for just smacking the crap out of bosses

[split jewel]

our holy priest just puts it on the enh shaman so he doesn't have to worry about timing CD's

[tulip heron]

Have you got build links for each please? ❤️

[normal mist]

Yes

In Wowhead

[balmy condor]

Sounds lovely

[junior aurora]

yeah i mean i cant really argue with him

it does feel awkward getting it randomly when my cds are desynced though lol

[tulip heron]

Which is RTB? for raid I can only see cleave and dance builds

[junior aurora]

Dtb is dragon tempered blades

[balmy condor]

If you go to the main page on wowhead for assa the cheat sheet should have 2 builds

The first is raid, the second is m+

Those will do you well until very high keys

Then you might want to go test out the other m+ builds listed on the talent page

But generally wouldn’t bother with them unless you’re gonna do like 15’s or higher

[tulip heron]

ah yeah cool, I see Raid - Dance, Mythic+ Art shock

[balmy condor]

Yep those are the ones

[tulip heron]

so that art shock should have a nice consistent aoe for mythics?

[balmy condor]

Yes

[junior aurora]

one thing to note

[balmy condor]

It’s also the least reliant on kingsbane

[junior aurora]

it still wont feel great until higher keys

[tulip heron]

I was struggling so badly with sub for aoe in mythics, it's almost impossible without cds

just constantly resource starved on it

[junior aurora]

like in keys before a 10 assa basically struggles to use its cooldowns on trash

[cursive owl]

buy diurnas ring ppl tell me, its OP ppl tell me ... ._. 1% dmg ? wdym

[junior aurora]

thats 1% damage in addition to being a 528 ring

[balmy condor]

Yeah looks about right

[cursive owl]

henwooo

[junior aurora]

1% for free

[normal mist]

... It's a full stat ring with extra dmg

[balmy condor]

It’s 1% for nothing

[balmy condor]

Hi hi

[tulip heron]

Last question for now, do I need to shift my stats around a bit? This is just my sub gear

[cursive owl]

so ring still gut ? O-o ?

[junior aurora]

yea ring very gut

[grim jay]

Thats just perception. If he doesnt have gear and the group isnt overgeared either, its fine. Its about the gear in relation to key level, not higher or lower keys tbf

[normal mist]

!stats

[prisma monolith]

There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Mast = Crit = Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs like Witherbark's Branch and Wafting Devotion can often de-value the stat in question. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.

[tepid glacier]

1 neck gem :o

[junior aurora]

ig but he did just link his gear and he is 510

[junior aurora]

at 500 ilvl i was getting about 4 seconds into KB before my mob was dying lol

[tepid glacier]

ohh

[cursive owl]

i would Run less Vers and 6% more haste

[tulip heron]

maybe bin off some of that vers?

[grim jay]

Yeah 510 is an awkward spot unless you push which you probably dont

At 510 rn

[balmy condor]

5.8% or 6.15% more haste, nothing in between or more or less

[cursive owl]

i would aim vers 20-25% and go for 20 Haste, Rest crit mastery , but its personal pref

[junior aurora]

your gear is fine for assa, just swap the weapon enchants to wafting devotion

[normal mist]

People and their weird break points

[junior aurora]

and then sim gear you get to see if its better

dont listen to people talking about %stats they are irrelevant

[cursive owl]

O-o ?

[balmy condor]

I love inventing fake stat levels to aim for

[subtle tundra]

i run 34% crit, after that its not worth to get more

[balmy condor]

Very human

[cursive owl]

i see

[tulip heron]

so.. bin off the vers for haste is my key take away 🙂

[cursive owl]

but its just my personal pref OwO

[balmy condor]

The quick take away should be simming yourself

[cursive owl]

i was running yesterday with 61% Crit

[subtle tundra]

too bad the game doesnt care about your opinions

[tulip heron]

I have been, but I'm fairly new to using raid bots and didn't want to start regemming to sim

there's probably a way to change that though

[grim jay]

I mean some people just like not doing the right thing

Power to everyone

[junior aurora]

you don't pay their sub ig

[subtle tundra]

yea but then he will talk to other people and tell them they should get 32% haste or whatever

[balmy condor]

None of the shit anyone has said aside from “no breakpoints, just sim” in the last 5 minutes is worth reading

[subtle tundra]

misinformation spreads

[grim jay]

Yeah thats just wrong

Everyone knows

32 is the crit cap

[normal mist]

That Royal guy is amazing

[grim jay]

Not haste

[subtle tundra]

34*

[cursive owl]

[balmy condor]

That wasn’t meant as a joke

[grim jay]

Its very true

[cursive owl]

i heard 20% is mastery cap

[cursive owl]

i knu but it sounded so funny i could not help myself

[balmy condor]

Yeh well

[subtle tundra]

true, whisper is verry funny

[tulip heron]

I'm getting very confused now if this is tongue in cheek or not XD

[subtle tundra]

i have my tongue in my ass

[grim jay]

You sim your gear, you dont aim for any stat

[cursive owl]

simple answer

Sim it

[balmy condor]

It’s not tongue in cheek, anyone who tells you to get X% anything is fucking braindead

It’s just sim angle

[grim jay]

You could probably make money off it on some sites

[cursive owl]

u should sim all 10 Gear Levels anyway, cause stat balance will shift on your gear upgrades

[balmy condor]

Just replacing your weapon enchants with wafting will throw all your stats out of whack compared to now

It’s just how secondaries work

[normal mist]

[balmy condor]

Wow players love overcomplicating secondaries with imaginary breakpoints and shit

[subtle tundra]

AHAHHAHAHA

[grim jay]

Oh no

[balmy condor]

Nah

[grim jay]

The stat weight sims

[balmy condor]

That’s just a delete

[normal mist]

It had to be done

[cursive owl]

OwO

[balmy condor]

We ain’t doing that shit

[cursive owl]

oh , im sorry

[subtle tundra]

you gave me a good funny!

[cursive owl]

O_O

[subtle tundra]

thanks

[normal mist]

It was a...

Quick joke

[tulip heron]

so apart from sim lots of things, I've come away more confused but entertained XD

[quiet oar]

WHAT NO WAY

[cursive owl]

it was real quick xD

[grim jay]

I think if I see such a sim once more, I might start a petition for raidbots to delete the sim option

[slate crown]

A relic of a bygone age, its hand reaching up from the grave to grasp us once more

[balmy condor]

Wow players + secondary stats = brain rot

[junior aurora]

whats everyones pawn strings

[cursive owl]

i wanted to test the reflexes of whispyr

[junior aurora]

need to compare

[royal lantern]

[grim jay]

https://tenor.com/view/no-strings-easy-simple-no-strings-attached-not-complicated-gif-15320099

[balmy condor]

Next person to troll with stat shit when there’s someone actually trying to learn gets a mute

How about that

[junior aurora]

i mean it is one for one spec in the game that they dont even care about so

[slate crown]

Gm everyone I see things are going well this fine morning.

[cursive owl]

were living in NO Strings Theory OwO

[subtle tundra]

whats good haste for ret though?

fr

!

[balmy condor]

Ask the ret discord

[subtle tundra]

ok

@gusty mirage

[cursive owl]

where do i get my stats out then ? if not stat sim ?

[royal lantern]

until sim says other stat better

[grim jay]

Or oxi

[balmy condor]

You don’t, you just use top gear

[royal lantern]

sim your avaible gear

[cursive owl]

ahhhh

[junior aurora]

by simming gear using top gear when you get it

[royal lantern]

simple as that

[balmy condor]

Droptimizer/top gear

[junior aurora]

can also use droptimizer or gear compare

[balmy condor]

Good to go

[cursive owl]

ok

[balmy condor]

Gear compare is deprecated now as well

[drifting cloud]

ilvl > dont stack vers, now you have mastered assa

[junior aurora]

does it not work

[balmy condor]

It does, but it’s getting phased out

[grim jay]

Thats just not true either

[junior aurora]

oof

[cursive owl]

[junior aurora]

was nice for quickly checking a few things and not waiting thru a bunch of droptimizer sims

[royal lantern]

there is best trinkets, but outside of that you mostly only look at ilvl and secondarys start to "matter" when its 2 equal ilvl items, and there a sim will tell you aswell

[balmy condor]

It got added to the little tiny “please don’t use this” menu alongside stat weights

[slate crown]

You don’t need it now because top gear has search now

Right?

[royal lantern]

meanwhile my sims where running 38% vers 1 week ago

[junior aurora]

oh yea

i see top gear has a search now

[subtle tundra]

ive used gear compare ;3

[balmy condor]

Yeh

[slate crown]

Yeah it’s neato

[junior aurora]

nvm then no reason to use gear compare

[balmy condor]

Thanks for sharing I guess

[subtle tundra]

thanks for listening

[grim jay]

Or effect items in general

[royal lantern]

I SPOT A #1080572530554835072 BREACH

im gonna call quake

[subtle tundra]

nuh uh i do ;3

not cringe :3

[royal lantern]

@spice spire we need you

[cursive owl]

i didnt know droptemizer is this good now OwO

[balmy condor]

Droptimizer is very good

[royal lantern]

it has been good for a long time

[cursive owl]

just chose the s4 trader

[balmy condor]

In my guild every raider submits a droptimizer at the start of the week to help with loot council

[cursive owl]

lets see what he spits out

[balmy condor]

It’s very smooth

[subtle tundra]

if only i could buy this with bullions...

[cursive owl]

rip

[junior aurora]

+51k to bring ur dps to 193k

are you using a weapon currently?

[drifting cloud]

140k your alt is stuck in s2

[subtle tundra]

its literally fresh alt

did 4 keys on it

[grim jay]

Had that once, was a breeze. Dont have that now, but im the one to check for stupid rolls, so its kinda fine aswell

[subtle tundra]

i still have gear from the boost

[drifting cloud]

wrong fotm class sir

[subtle tundra]

im not playing ranged

[junior aurora]

arms warrior is the top melee right

[subtle tundra]

my guild wanted a paladin and i offered

ill play it in tww too

[slate crown]

Gross

[royal lantern]

looking at the warriors in my raid, no way

[balmy condor]

I’ll miss you varas

[royal lantern]

fury brains cant handle arms

[subtle tundra]

ayo its just an alt for the splits and emergencies

[royal lantern]

splits

F

[balmy condor]

I can still hear his dooming over assa m+

It’s like he never left

[subtle tundra]

kinda mandatory nowadays...

[indigo epoch]

Like a kajillion ret paladins out there, why swap?

[subtle tundra]

oh you will hear it again in tww dont worry

ooh lalala

[balmy condor]

Mandatory for who lmao

[subtle tundra]

for us

[balmy condor]

Are you top 100

[subtle tundra]

im top 30

[balmy condor]

Giga

Didn’t realize you climbed

[subtle tundra]

yes is nice

but at this point our improvement points really is going from 2 splits to 3 splits

to guarantee everyone has 4 set week 1

and shit like this

[balmy condor]

Overtime harder

The elusive gaming strategy

[junior aurora]

with heroic week coming back doesnt that drop splits a bit

[subtle tundra]

all it means other guild will do even more splits cause they have more time

[cursive owl]

uh...

[balmy condor]

Makes split meta worse for most

[subtle tundra]

so its worse for us

[balmy condor]

Yeah

[cursive owl]

help

[balmy condor]

Exactly

[cursive owl]

can we decide together which trinket i should use ?

[junior aurora]

ah woulda thought it would have been easier to guarantee everyone has 4p for mythic

[balmy condor]

Ashes + grieftorch

[cursive owl]

i hate grieftorch

i told u already UwU

[balmy condor]

Well

Hate it less

[cursive owl]

do u wanna see what droptimizer told me ?

[balmy condor]

Probably ashes + grieftorch

[junior aurora]

oh you forgot the 5min + fight trinket whispyr

[balmy condor]

Yeah aight brands there too

It’s within margin

I’ll live

[junior aurora]

sim dungeon slice now

[balmy condor]

Please don’t

[cursive owl]

i cant switch DIngle target

[balmy condor]

It’s 4:45 in the morning

I don’t wanna go on a dungeonslice rant

For the 900th time

[cursive owl]

its aoe talents in this droptimizer

[normal mist]

Go to sleep

[clever sapphire]

just use ashes and grieftorch, its your best trinket combo at the end of the day

[normal mist]

Whispyr

[balmy condor]

I can’t

[royal lantern]

eepy

[balmy condor]

Dungeonslice was mentioned

[junior aurora]

yeah i failed to sleep tonight too

[cursive owl]

sleep well whispyr :3

[junior aurora]

will try again later

[balmy condor]

My blood pressure already spiked

[normal mist]

LOL

[clever sapphire]

SPIKE? BONESPIKE?

[junior aurora]

difference is its now 8 for me

so like less acceptable

[normal mist]

It's midday to me

[balmy condor]

Fucking dungeonslice man

Synthetic generalized sim type

Spits out some generic garbage

Then people go “it’s not enough aoe”

It gets more aoe

Then people go “but single target most important!”

It gets less aoe

[normal mist]

Someone in NA hug Whispyr out of this rage

[junior aurora]

so you're saying i should sim 5 target patchwerk

[balmy condor]

Then people go “the number dungeonslice spits out makes no sense!”

Not realizing it’s a synthetic sim

[subtle tundra]

but outlaw sims 100k more dungeonslice how is that fair

[balmy condor]

I’ll kill you with my bare hands varas

I will strike you down where you stand

[subtle tundra]

ill bubble it

[cursive owl]

i mean

the beacon trinket looks sooooo satisfying

[balmy condor]

You hate grieftorch but are willing to play beacon?

[cursive owl]

yes

[balmy condor]

Incredible

[subtle tundra]

how can you not love guzzling?!?!?!?

[clever sapphire]

"i love beacon, its so fun to gamble with my trinket to see if it crits or not", said noone ever

[cursive owl]

OwO

[royal lantern]

we played 10.2 assa mate

gamble

is all we did

[clever sapphire]

my spec is already a gamble, i dont need a gamble trinket also

[junior aurora]

imagine a beacon but you can move during the channel katari

[clever sapphire]

unless its echo trinket

[junior aurora]

wouldnt that be a cool trinket

[clever sapphire]

i like the hugging squid

[subtle tundra]

im still waiting to see if my frost proc crits

[cursive owl]

but beacon has no channel at all OwO

[balmy condor]

It’s a cast

[cursive owl]

i just hate torch >w< deal with it

[clever sapphire]

hating the superior version of a trinket, its insane

[junior aurora]

dunno man beacon is just a more punishing grieftorch lmao

that does less damage

[royal lantern]

btw whisp, did you do some shity papertowel math how much rng we "lose" with the KB adjustment

[grim jay]

Doesnt it deal the same damage even

[junior aurora]

no bc it doesn't account for resets

[clever sapphire]

i didnt do the maths so no idea

[junior aurora]

so grieftorch will end up higher anyway

[grim jay]

Im talking about the dmg

Just the use

One time

[royal lantern]

beacon is more aoe i think?

[grim jay]

Idk bcs of the cleave. Its probably safer aoe

But no resets and mastery vs agi

[cursive owl]

i mean , beacon does 700k , torch 80k ._. i dunno

[junior aurora]

you can bug grieftorch out to hit more times than 8 too

[junior aurora]

torch hits 8 times

[grim jay]

Idk my tooltip says 1.2m on torch

[junior aurora]

and gives main stat

[grim jay]

[cursive owl]

it has a chance to procc again on nearby enemys

[grim jay]

No

[junior aurora]

it hits 8 times AND has a chance to cleave

[grim jay]

It has safe multi Hits on 1 target

What ryo said

[clever sapphire]

beacon does more in theorie i guess

[grim jay]

Guess what the 8 is

Before vers

[clever sapphire]

but you lose out on 900 mainstat

[cursive owl]

wait O_O

[balmy condor]

Number between 7 and 9

[clever sapphire]

and its 1 minute longer use

[cursive owl]

so

[grim jay]

Dang got me

[cursive owl]

i did read that wrong

[grim jay]

Aint no comeback

[clever sapphire]

so 3 minutes is 3 grieftorches, meanwhile 2 beacons

without any resets

[junior aurora]

3 minutes would still just be 2 grieftorches right

[clever sapphire]

yeye because of ashes

ik

[junior aurora]

even without ashes?

[cursive owl]

it does make a fire whatever around my "target" , so i thought its a single target 1 time bullet that lands , deal 80kxxxx whatever dmg and then has a chance of hitting another enemy. what u are saying now is that Torch hits 8 enemys Base and then has a chance for hitting more ?

[junior aurora]

on pull, at the 2 min mark

[balmy condor]

Timing

[junior aurora]

grieftorch hits the primary target 8 times and can cleave off of it

[balmy condor]

It’s 8 fire balls, each fire ball can cleave

[clever sapphire]

wait its 2 min cd not 90 sec

[cursive owl]

wow

i hate blizzard tooltip

[clever sapphire]

read the wrong thing

[junior aurora]

yeah its reduced by 90sec if someone dies

[grim jay]

You can cleave my balls

[gusty mirage]

Yes

[cursive owl]

why not say it leashes 8 balls out of the target

w<

BLIZZAAARD

[balmy condor]

That’s what a volley is

[cursive owl]

ok i take torch

[subtle tundra]

thanks, thats what i needed

[cursive owl]

a volley is 3-x projectiles in a cone ? in a cirlce ? can be anything

[junior aurora]

also katari

[balmy condor]

Well yeah

[junior aurora]

in game it doesn't say 80k

[cursive owl]

Work is asking me , brb laters o/ thanks for all informations

[junior aurora]

it says the final amount of 640k in that case

[balmy condor]

But what does it matter if it’s 8 or 5 or 35

It still conveys what the trinket does

[grim jay]

To translate what Oliver Kahn once said

Balls, we need balls

[royal lantern]

der gute oli

[balmy condor]

Speak for yourself

I have 2

Don’t need more

[royal lantern]

i dont belive you

show me

[grim jay]

But 4 would make it look symetrical

From the front and the sides

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ti-tip-sure-ok-mmm-gif-15934447

[balmy condor]

It’s symmetrical with 2?

That’s not how symmetry works

[grim jay]

Ikr

Just kidding

[gusty mirage]

I think davyn just wants to put his balls next to yours

[balmy condor]

If you had 4 balls arranged in a square, you would add diagonal symmetry

[grim jay]

I couldnt think of anything else stupid

[balmy condor]

Not side and front

You already have side and front with 2

[gusty mirage]

How the fuck are you awake when I go to sleep and then awake by the time I get to work @balmy condor

Go to bed you degenerate

[junior aurora]

my balls bring a type of radial symmetry to the game that you bilateral symmetrical types can't appreciate

[balmy condor]

How the fuck are you so cute

No further questions your honor

[gusty mirage]

[royal lantern]

somebody said dungeonslice

[balmy condor]

Based

[gusty mirage]

What about it

[junior aurora]

im sorry

[gusty mirage]

I got stuck behind a school bus this morning I have some anger

[hearty reef]

[junior aurora]

i didnt know it was a sore spot

going forward ill only say the bad words when whispyr isnt around

or when he is

idc

[gusty mirage]

Jokes on you, he’s always around

[balmy condor]

POV your balls aren’t symmetrical in 3 dimensional non-Euclidean space

[junior aurora]

whos this euclid guy

[gusty mirage]

[junior aurora]

sounds dumnb

[gusty mirage]

What’s wrong with being dumb

You think you’re fucking better than me?

[grim jay]

I think its great that we can sometimes talk about the really important questions

Like symetrical balls

[gusty mirage]

Testicles are more oval than circular

[grim jay]

True

[gusty mirage]

There’s your anatomy lesson for the day

[subtle tundra]

realllly? damn i dont believe you

care to show me

[lone yarrow]

can loot the nick of time on 528 ?

[gusty mirage]

No

[junior aurora]

522

[grim jay]

You can use a flashlight to x ray your testicles

[lone yarrow]

okok fine

[junior aurora]

i use a microwave instead

[grim jay]

Just to offer you some knowledge in exchange

[junior aurora]

to microdose radiation to make my swimmers swim faster

[gusty mirage]

Ty

[indigo epoch]

Ashes/gt on all fights this week or should I run cataclysmic somewhere?

[subtle tundra]

raising real warriors

[royal lantern]

signet needs LOOOOONG fights for value

[gusty mirage]

Let a spider bite them too so they can be little Spider-Mans

[junior aurora]

can you find a spider small enough

[gusty mirage]

Yes

[subtle tundra]

i can pretend to be the spider

[junior aurora]

can you apply it 👉 👈

[balmy condor]

If you sass me again I’m gonna map out your balls onto a 2D sheet of paper using various projections since a 3D sphere can’t be mapped onto a rectangular 2D plane, and cartographers from hundreds of years ago will advise that I use the Mercator projection because it’s anglo-centric by design and made to belittle African and Latin-American countries and they were all racist back then, so your balls will receive some stretching among the vertical axis

[gusty mirage]

[grim jay]

I could post a picture, but i dont wanna induce fear

[junior aurora]

whispyr i think its time for you to go to bed

you've yapped too hard

[grim jay]

Arachnophobia being so so widespread

[royal lantern]

allright, thats enough #assassination for me

[junior aurora]

its ok if they dont like spiders it will show up as a crab for them instead

[next dust]

spreading ligma like we spread our bleeds

[gusty mirage]

Wait a second, that’s not how that works

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-boo-hannibal-gif-26547020

[junior aurora]

?

source

[balmy condor]

Isn’t that exactly how it works

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[junior aurora]

carry on

[gusty mirage]

What’s the phobia for being afraid of being alive

Is that just depression

[balmy condor]

Suicidal

[grim jay]

Was it whispyrs text or the testicle xray?

[balmy condor]

But yeah close enough

[junior aurora]

testicle xray is a normal tuesday for assa

5 am whispyr rant about euclidean spaces is a new one though

[grim jay]

Idk if everyone has a flashlight

Phone might work ig

[gusty mirage]

Oh shit new guetta release

[junior aurora]

how about u guetta load of this

[gusty mirage]

[junior aurora]

[gusty mirage]

Nah fam it’s vibe o’clock

Not even you can ruin this

[grim jay]

I expected you to listen to something else

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dancing-kid-child-gif-8702504

[junior aurora]

are you boxing him in

oxi listens to all kinds of things

[gusty mirage]

Whoever said German engineering is bis

[junior aurora]

(germans)

[grim jay]

Oxi listens to Bach

[gusty mirage]

Why does the volume control on my steering wheel not work when my car is turned off?

Does the button need the gas engine to be running to work?

[grim jay]

For the same reason you can still listen to music ig

[junior aurora]

if i turn my car off why dont the lights turn off until i open the door

[gusty mirage]

Typo fam my b

[balmy condor]

ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE MERCATOR PROJECTION WE ALL FUCK WITH CYLINDRICAL EQUAL AREA AMEN

[gusty mirage]

What the fuck did I just see

[junior aurora]

cute that you think even the mercator projection could make my balls look good

[gusty mirage]

This song was 2 minutes and 50 seconds

[balmy condor]

What’s your favorite map projection by classification

[gusty mirage]

I feel ripped off

[balmy condor]

You strike me as an equal-distance kinda guy

[junior aurora]

my favorite map projection was when drake tried to diss kendrick

[gusty mirage]

The one where you’re the center of my universe babe

[grim jay]

@gusty mirage https://open.spotify.com/track/17i5jLpzndlQhbS4SrTd0B?si=WM3iZ3nRQwenqhOJAnvLsw
Thats what I expected you to listen to

[gusty mirage]

Bach is good, I’m more of a Mozart simp tho

[torn swan]

https://tenor.com/view/amen-neil-de-grasse-tyson-can-i-get-an-amen-gif-6044502

[balmy condor]

That would require I have such a large mass that I rival black holes in terms of gravitational forces, but I’m afraid the only object heavy enough for that is your mother

[tulip heron]

what do people think about manic grieftorch + ashes of embersoul together, won't they both share a cd?

[grim jay]

Or maybe the goldberg variations

[gusty mirage]

My mom’s tiny tho?

[junior aurora]

dense

those molecules are packed tightly

[balmy condor]

You use ashes with CDs and then grief whenever it’s up

[gusty mirage]

She’s like 5’0” like 95 lbs bro leave her alone wtf

She’s just a little old lady, I will not allow this slander

[junior aurora]

no its fair game u called mine fat yesterday oxi

[gusty mirage]

Yeah but I can ban you

How about them apples?

[tulip heron]

I've currently got a 522 augury of primal flame, replace that with grieftorch?

[balmy condor]

Yep

[junior aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/police-cops-cop-arrested-jail-gif-22437100

[clever sapphire]

is this a confirmation that the earth is flat?

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/rollypolly-cat-love-in-kiss-gif-22827687

[gusty mirage]

I confirmed that yesterday actually

[balmy condor]

522 augury of

[gusty mirage]

Ask ryolith LMAO

[balmy condor]

No it’s just a confirmation that map makers have been baiting us for centuries

[junior aurora]

gonna go die now

[gusty mirage]

No I love you

You’re stuck with me BUD

[junior aurora]

we can die together

[gusty mirage]

Okay bet

That’s the best birthday present I ever received and it’s 3 days early

Holy

2024 is really my year

[junior aurora]

ill bring the kool-aid packets 😉

[balmy condor]

I would start talking about polyhedral map projections

[gusty mirage]

Bro fuck you go to sleep

[balmy condor]

But we ain’t ready for my boy buckminster fuller

[junior aurora]

the only thing poly in this discord is all of us regulars

[gusty mirage]

This is my time to be a menace, you’re working overtime

8am-8:30am eastern is my time before I have to actually work

[junior aurora]

its the depression hours when i realize its light out and that i want to die even more

one of these days ill fix it or get hired to a 3rd shift job

[balmy condor]

You didn’t congratulate me on reaching 3k YouTube subs

[gusty mirage]

So what are you guys getting me for my birthday? Ryolith is getting my the sweet sweet release of the eternal sleep. Gonna be hard to top that boys

[balmy condor]

Fake fan fr

[gusty mirage]

I didn’t?

[junior aurora]

https://open.spotify.com/track/58RDwkonFMOkoytBtIQetc?si=616013fef6e84ef7 this can be us oxi

[balmy condor]

I’m getting you presliced cucumbers that can only be used in a spa to put on your eyes

[gusty mirage]

I congratulated you with a droptimizer for my pally? Hello?

[balmy condor]

That doesn’t exist yet

But I’m gonna make it a thing

[gusty mirage]

Neat

[balmy condor]

There’s a niche in the market

[gusty mirage]

I like cucumbers

They’re delicious

[balmy condor]

Yeah but these aren’t for eating

[subtle tundra]

a kiss on the lips

[balmy condor]

They’re for putting on your eyes

[gusty mirage]

But you have to pronounce it like my boy Macka B

https://youtu.be/SdL0CsZLieo?si=K3lw-JR7Y_NMRokg
THE GOAT

[balmy condor]

You got long ass lips if you’re gonna reach him from Romania

[subtle tundra]

anything for him

[gusty mirage]

Me dancing in anticipation of the ever elusive varas kiss

[balmy condor]

What’s on the opposite side of Romania

Is it just empty Pacific Ocean

[junior aurora]

depends on what projection you use

[subtle tundra]

happiness

[balmy condor]

It doesn’t actually because it’s a globe

[junior aurora]

umm

no?

[gusty mirage]

It definitely ain’t America then

[junior aurora]

its flat

sir ur the one that posted the image with the weird lines in it, shows its literally flat

[balmy condor]

It’s okay I found a webpage that lets me look up antipodes

Fuck you

[junior aurora]

i tried finding the bermuda triangle but there's only squares in that image

[subtle tundra]

what the fuck is antipode

madeup word

[junior aurora]

me when i dont wanna go to the bathroom

im antipode

[subtle tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-noted-notes-gif-17474838830648097856

[balmy condor]

The direct opposite side of the world from a given place

Romania’s antipode barely missed New Zealand

[subtle tundra]

holy!

new word dropped

[potent raven]

hello friends

[junior aurora]

why is the guy serving on the other side though

[balmy condor]

Idk

[grim jay]

Did they shoot at New Zealand?

Damn antipodes

[brisk crystal]

what's the best Nick of Time i can get? M0 hardmode 522?

[true condor]

yes

its my first time that emote is sending faster than words

[grim tree]

Should I take a ring with a socket and craft the 2 emebelisment in another piece like waist, feet, head, what do you recommend? The other ring I have is from Eranog.

[brisk crystal]

528 don't exist right?

[junior aurora]

correct

[true condor]

yes

[junior aurora]

522 is the best you can get

[pulsar void]

H VOTI! and I still dong get PI. fml

[true condor]

ryo do u have the drop puzzle box emote for our vault brother

[junior aurora]

nah

[grim jay]

Holy box

Id take it for the nostalgia

[brisk crystal]

so i guess i finished to farm XD

[thin furnace]

Can it drop with more than one tertiary? Leech+speed+avoidance?

[spice surge]

No, you can only proc one tertiary

[thin furnace]

Okk

[shut garnet]

how cooked is assa in higher keys w a spriest?

[agile wedge]

team what makes dreamcraver better than other daggers on that ilvl? or is it just the overall comp on the bisgear list?

like having a little vers at least?

[spice surge]

It has guaranteed speed

[agile wedge]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/nRRDGn4zXpHsthrjCoKHED maybe i have done something wrong but it does not tell me to buy

[spice surge]

You already have a 528 dagger

[agile wedge]

and thats what i wanted to find out, if it basically doesnt matter or if there is something about DC when playing sin

ty

[nimble zinc]

I thought it was cause of the on use effect.

[nimble zinc]

Did you sim it?

[spice surge]

Well the on-use doesnt do damage

Its just like a guaranteed speed proc on the weapon

[kind forge]

!dagger

[prisma monolith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/316923682607857685/1181335994256064623/dagger.webp

[lime edge]

Yo how do you grieftorch bug

[grim jay]

Noone knows because everyone was leeching

Or the mecha thingy

I personally did critter to convince myself that its the debuffs fault

[cursive owl]

oh dear high noble being Royal, how do we grieftorch bug ?

[nimble zinc]

i have it and i dont see a speed proc on it

[spice surge]

Well, assuming you take the dragonkin buff that gives you speed

[nimble zinc]

or is that one of the dream carv effects

oh okay. i always did the dummy for the extra defensive

is it attack speed or movement speed? or both?

[spice surge]

Move

[nimble zinc]

hmm

[marsh zinc]

Any pandaria tips or tricks to get a good start

Do I spam mastery?

[royal lantern]

mate its a leveling event

[marsh zinc]

I haven't read a single thing yet

[junior aurora]

its gonna be piss easy

no need to minmax

just vibe

[grim jay]

Its recycled content to keep you at bay that every dungus can do

[royal lantern]

the raidbosses died in under 1min lol

[grim jay]

Just have fun

[marsh zinc]

Well -.-

[grim jay]

Most people will do it for transmog

I can finally get the garrosh dagger aswell

[marsh zinc]

Leveling is meh got everything max besides Pala and that won't happen

[royal lantern]

ye cus thats the point

level up characters for tww and earn some cosmetic stuff during it

[junior aurora]

yeah theres new mounts and shit too

[marsh zinc]

A second rogue if they decide to give a legendary I guess

[grim tree]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[grim jay]

Hu

What does a potential legendary in future content have to do with panda

[junior aurora]

levelling a rogue for potential splits

is what id assume

[grim jay]

Idk, dont wanna assume the state of his raid

[marsh zinc]

Assume ahead lf a good rogue xD

[gusty mirage]

because mop remix is a leveling event

[rotund oak]

has mounts and mogs there

missing 2 mounts from there

[slate crown]

WHY SERVERS DOWN

[cursive owl]

because meow

[magic fossil]

indie company fixing little mistakes from a new game

[royal lantern]

are they fixing aug by deleting it? :3

[forest nacelle]

if only 😦

[magic fossil]

well, if this happen i open a bottle right now.

[fallow gull]

Maybe they're making it so I can see which guildies are online again

[cursive owl]

when new rogue spec ? ninja ? range rogue ?

[magic fossil]

in serious note, must be something about fat bears event tomorrow.

[slate crown]

I misread this and skipped over "aug" and replaced it with "it" like "YES FREE ME FROM MY ETERNAL DIGITAL PRISON"

[royal lantern]

sub is the wow version of ninja (including all the cringe stuff and not the cool stuff)

ranged spec would kill melee options 🙂

[cursive owl]

qwq i want range rogue tree

[royal lantern]

how would that be different from hunter

[midnight atlas]

dagger thrower

[gusty mirage]

well that's just silly

why would you expect that to be fixed?

[midnight atlas]

some other mmos got things like ranged rogues with knives

[gusty mirage]

next you'll want them to fix guild banks

[lime edge]

Just do fok

But bigger range

That's ranged rogue

[royal lantern]

FoK is allready 12yards

thats like

50% more range then evoker

[junior aurora]

I missed when we were getting other guilds gmotd randomly

Like how fucked was the system for that to be happening

[gusty mirage]

I love when someone race swaps/faction swaps/server transfers

I get to see all the guild achievements again

it's pretty neat

[junior aurora]

Now it just spams your own gmotd whenever you kill a dungeon boss

[gusty mirage]

pog! pandarian emissary!

[junior aurora]

ngl blizz fumbled by having timewalking week be wrath and not mists this week lol

[gusty mirage]

so what happens to wow after the last 3 expacs are done

do we get wow 2

do we finally get a world of starcraft

so they can retcon all that lore too?

[junior aurora]

we get acute depression when we type /played

world of diablo when

[royal lantern]

mate, i hate to be that guy

but they retcon not many things

thats something people really made up most of the time

[gusty mirage]

wdym world of diablo exists

its d4

[junior aurora]

can they retcon shadowlands

[gusty mirage]

they did

"it was all a dream"

[junior aurora]

no like

can they retcon all my memories of it

men in black style

[gusty mirage]

they can't retcon your traumas bud

[gusty mirage]

you should hate being that guy, because you're wrong

lmao

[royal lantern]

and what did they retcon 🙂

[rough moss]

does raidbot feel ok for you ?

[gusty mirage]

would you like me to list everything out for you bud?

[royal lantern]

(beside the fact that most of the time, minor retcons are 100% normal in any series that goes on for longer then 2 years)

but like

[gusty mirage]

oh you mean like deathwing apparently being on draenor

[royal lantern]

the OMG BIG RETCON stuff in wow is very rare

[gusty mirage]

but somehow also on azeroth right after?

is that a "minor retcon"?

[rough moss]

actually i have a vers/haste ring, and if i sim with the filial duty ring, 3k dps loss, feels weird

[gusty mirage]

you realize the retcon goes beyond just world of warcraft correct?

[royal lantern]

thats literally warcraft 2 mate lol

[gusty mirage]

okay

[royal lantern]

like, that shit happens there lol

[gusty mirage]

let's pick a wow specific one

[limber lion]

Link the sim

[gusty mirage]

draenei nto being eredar at all, changed in tbc

[rough moss]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/oTNhtEPEzv7BhEzRkCU7B3 2k dps loss*

[royal lantern]

yes, that was 1 of the couple big ones and got endlessly memes back in the days

togheter with belf space pirates

[gusty mirage]

the concept of hell being replaced with the shadowlands in its entirety?

[royal lantern]

?

the shadowlands as a concept where mentioned during frking vanilla

[gusty mirage]

?

[royal lantern]

was always a vague "afterlife plane"

[gusty mirage]

so was "hell"

whats your point

[junior aurora]

member when the jailer was responsible for everything

[gusty mirage]

literally the jailer planning every single bad event?

all the baddies being pawns of the jailer?

[royal lantern]

that was never said btw

[gusty mirage]

oh

[royal lantern]

thats something people literally made up

like

[gusty mirage]

okay

[royal lantern]

0 mentions of it ever

[gusty mirage]

yep

0 mentions of it

[slate crown]

They never retconned anything in shadowlands because shadowlands didn't happen

[spice spire]

What is happening

[slate crown]

hello gm

[marsh zinc]

If I Sim myself my opener looks like this
Garrote
Grief torch

But (at least a few I looked up) top logs do grief torch after the usual opener with ashes etc

Can u tell me the difference because I really want to use my macros without delaying ashes so everything lines and I can just forget about it

[spice spire]

Also shadowlands was loosely the afterlife plane. The maw specifically was hell

[gusty mirage]

do you have grieftorch in the first trinket slot

[junior aurora]

yeah it will always use 1st trinket slot first, swap them around

[rough moss]

if i put filial duty + haste/mastery belt, i lose 900 vers, 500 crit and 150 haste, but winning 2000 mastery, i dont know how i can lose dps lol

[gusty mirage]

Denathrius created the dreadlords, the dreadlords literally orchestrated all of the bad shit in wow lore, there were tons of books around revendreth stating as such, including a storyline that all dreadlords worked for daddy denathrius, daddy denathrius was incahoot with the Jailer, confirmed with actual voicelines, tryan -> "PURE SPECULATION GUYS"

[marsh zinc]

Ohh ok Ill check ASAP when I'm home

[potent raven]

do i play assassination spec on the primal council boss of the vault of the incarnates raid

[limber lion]

Because stats do not matter and do not work like that

Just do what the robot says

They're all valued around the same

You might have a shit ton of mastery already which dr's

[junior aurora]

can u be the daddy to my dennys

[gusty mirage]

ye sim c blasts first trinket slot first, which is probably what's happening in your sim

unless there's a specific line for a specific trinket

in the APL

[rough moss]

i have 2 525 item to craft, is there a way to know what is the best stats to put on without gear comparing all the combinations ?

[clever sapphire]

i have officially converted to crit/mastery food from mainstat food

reason being: its 2 gold cheaper a piece

[rough moss]

3k6 crit, 4k1 haste, 5k6 mastery with both mastery rune, 3k7 vers

[marsh zinc]

I'll check that thank u

[vast loom]

i dont buy food and just complain in raid chat until someone drops a feast

[gusty mirage]

[limber lion]

doesn't matter

[gusty mirage]

us apes strong together

[limber lion]

I have no idea what my stats look like

and neither should you

[spice surge]

Gear compare is pointless nowadays, just use topgear

[limber lion]

it's all arbitary and useless

I could be sitting at 7 haste or 8005123 haste

[spice surge]

But like cev says, it doesnt really matter what stats you have, the difference is minimal

[gusty mirage]

well for crafted gear you kinda have to use gear compare unless you put in all the inputs manually into your topgear

[limber lion]

and I wouldn't know

[spice spire]

Green names going basado today goddamn

[spice surge]

Nah

[indigo girder]

quick question, when i buy the mainhan dagger with bullions, should i go for the Creamcarver or for the Crit/Mast Sarkareth Dagger?

[spice surge]

You just add them via the item search

And then press the + on them

To swap embellishments

[gusty mirage]

preference, dreamcarver has some neat utility

[junior aurora]

as long as its not a ring/neck slot the secondaries dont matter

[limber lion]

No

[gusty mirage]

and how is this not adding them manually into your topgear?

[limber lion]

~~as long as its not a ring/neck slot ~~the secondaries dont matter

there fixed it for you

[gusty mirage]

[rough moss]

but top gear is only for what i already have on my bags right ?

[spice surge]

Well its less work than gear compare

[limber lion]

I remember using haste/vers rings because it simmed the best

nothing matters

[limber lion]

No

[spice surge]

Because you just press 1 button instead of multiple and theres less risk of you doing something incorrectly

[limber lion]

You can add items to it

[gusty mirage]

jokes on you, button presses don't limit my ability of to do things incorrectly

[marsh zinc]

Well some classes do care about secondarys

My moonkin sitting on 9.5k mastery still wanting more

[limber lion]

There's a reason Stat Weights and Gear Compare are both hidden

and under Legacy Tools

[gusty mirage]

assassination is pretty neat in that it likes all stats pretty much equally

[junior aurora]

well you can only sim one stat combination for crafted gear on topgear right

[gusty mirage]

esp at these item levels

[vast loom]

just add more items

[junior aurora]

guy was asking if there was a way to sim all the stat combos easily

[gusty mirage]

you can recraft with the plus sign

and pick the dif combos

[slate crown]

bingo bango

[junior aurora]

ah

[slate crown]

You do have to click the buttons tho

[gusty mirage]

I'm glad they finally removed all the overlap combos

cause at one point they had crit/haste and haste/crit

like oh okay

[slate crown]

yeah

[limber lion]

Also

You can just use this

You choose the stat and then just click on the ring

then it adds it to the sim

Change stat, click the ring

change stat, click ring

[spice surge]

Sure its not completely useless, but people are worrying a lot about it when the difference between absolute bis distribution and the worst is not big

[limber lion]

Many ways to add them all

[royal lantern]

i think for the first time this season im seeing a ret paladin that is pressing buttons

wtf

that spec is so broken

[gusty mirage]

yes

wait no

don't nerf

pls

I don't wanna go back to tanking

[junior aurora]

i played 2 ret keys earlier where they both ate shit the entire time and swore they had cleanse keybound

[gusty mirage]

healer mechanic, heal the afflicted

[junior aurora]

i ended with 50 dispels both keys on the mage bc people dont like doing afflicted ig

[gusty mirage]

I WILL NOT USE A GLOBAL THERE

[subtle tundra]

Ret is also balanced around leggo

[gusty mirage]

no its not

[junior aurora]

the healer even asked me to start helping with afflicted so i just linked the dispels

[gusty mirage]

ret is just fucking broken

and the leggo makes them even more broken

[subtle tundra]

Well without leggo it's mid

[gusty mirage]

in ST sure

but no one cares about ST

[subtle tundra]

I do 🥺

[gusty mirage]

no you don't

[spice surge]

Or play rogue, you cant dispell BUT you can cloak the debuff

[gusty mirage]

you're literally angry all the time about assa aoe being bad

[spice surge]

Top 10 ways to top the meters they dont want you to know about

[gusty mirage]

????????

[subtle tundra]

I used to but now I cry about assa st

[gusty mirage]

in keys

because assa ST in raids fucks

good buff

[subtle tundra]

Not my assa

[junior aurora]

assa st in keys though

fuckin yikes

[gusty mirage]

you need gear to do damage varas

you're rolling into mythic at 489 ilvl

[subtle tundra]

Cause my assa doesn't get pi

[gusty mirage]

well tell your raid leader to stop being cringe

idk

[spice surge]

Idk ST in keys is fine

Unless the fight is a horrid length like 1:55

[gusty mirage]

?

[subtle tundra]

If it were prog I'd get pi

[gusty mirage]

who the fuck are they PIing

[subtle tundra]

The beggers

[gusty mirage]

well beg better

and link them that page

[subtle tundra]

I'll never beg

[gusty mirage]

actually don't even beg

[subtle tundra]

Absolutely never

[limber lion]

fucking disgusting

[gusty mirage]

just casually drop the link

[gusty mirage]

unfortunate side effect of being a PI spec

demo 9.1 vibes