#assassination

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rotund oak
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yup

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mages gonna rise

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sp's are ass

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idk

primal jolt
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i expect fury warriors and fmages to destroy the bars

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as per usual at end of expansion

rotund oak
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yup mages at least

gusty mirage
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Fire mage is about to literally dump on everyone tho

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Lmao

primal jolt
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yeh

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wait until week 4

gusty mirage
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Remember when “fire was dead”? They lied to us

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Those mother fucks

high jetty
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Fury is like, 20% behind arms once in new tier

quiet oar
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Remember when Sin was really really good?

primal jolt
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ye but fury is a stat dump

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arms isnt as much

real solar
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I remember those 6 weeks

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of Sin

gusty mirage
quiet oar
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And now imagine that

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Being the case many times

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like fire Mage

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🙂

gusty mirage
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Remember when they didn’t nerf arcane or uhdk in season 1 because they don’t “balance around externals”?

real solar
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we dont have to imagine

high jetty
gusty mirage
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Then proceeded to dumpster assassination last season because of PI?

quiet oar
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I mean

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Im surprised they didnt nerf Outlaws tankiness yet

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Because everytime Rogue specs are slighty "over the top" they get nerfed to be bottom

gusty mirage
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They don’t do enough damage in raid for blizzard to care

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Heroic raid is what matters and they don’t have burst

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So they’re not even looked at

quiet oar
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Sub had the luck

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nobody played it

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the first few weeks

gusty mirage
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That’s sub every season

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Boomer ass spec

quiet oar
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Ye

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Nobody wants to play it

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because its always sub as raid spec

primal jolt
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just you wait guys assassination is gonna be absolutely destroying the meters by next week 🤓

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trust guys

quiet oar
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and thats how it dodges nerfs

royal lantern
gusty mirage
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Nah but fr fury is kinda meh

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Arms actually dumps on it

rotund oak
royal lantern
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good

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fuck fury

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let arms be good for once

gusty mirage
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Kinda based

royal lantern
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before blizz goes blizz again and goes "warrior = fury, ignore arms"

gusty mirage
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Speaking of warrior

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Why the fuck is slam still an ability

quiet oar
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Best we can do is making a boss like kurog for double cleave

gusty mirage
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Who asked for that

arctic socket
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Imma start calling you grinch

quiet oar
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Because he is green and mad?

high jetty
# royal lantern its 2024 people still cope on "target cap means its bad in m+"

I don’t think I that’s the case at all. I just mean it’s got nothing going for it. They voted on a fun tier set expecting blizzard to buff it, and here we are. Arms will be worlds ahead of fury once s4 tier is acquired, it’s better in ST, cleave and aoe by a LOT. And since fury won’t play vers with this tier set it won’t really be any tankier like it was in s3. I love fury, but it’s looking pretty dire.

royal lantern
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good

primal jolt
royal lantern
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fuck fury

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for once

primal jolt
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god i hate sepsis

gusty mirage
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Hey woah

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What did sepsis ever do to you

primal jolt
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it has an ugly name

gusty mirage
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It just minded its own business being gated behind one of the worst talents ever

primal jolt
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and the icon SUCKS

silk bane
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505 ilvl. surely rogue can do the same

quiet oar
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Only Spec that can consider Sepsis is Sub atm right

gusty mirage
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Doomblade without the envenom part of the leggo KEKPog

quiet oar
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right?

gusty mirage
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Don’t let hacha gaslight you

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It’s unplayable on all 3 specs

primal jolt
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what build do i go for council btw?

real solar
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u can play it for sub pvp :))))

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that’s it

quiet oar
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On Outlaw you can go use Sepsis

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or use HUH

silk bane
gusty mirage
quiet oar
royal lantern
primal jolt
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let me rephrase, what build do i go for on council to be top dps bungwithit

gusty mirage
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Oh, reroll ele sham

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Hope this helps

primal jolt
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i used to main ele shaman until shadowlands

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it still had only 3 target on chain lighting back in my day

primal jolt
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i heard outlaw

inner talon
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hahaha

primal jolt
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do sub rogues just chat here in assa channel because theres no one to talk to in their channel

quiet oar
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Dude this is the off-topic channel

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since

quiet oar
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ever

primal jolt
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kekw

quiet oar
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except for the 3,5 weeks sin was actually good

royal lantern
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assa has the funny people cus the spec is always overnerfed and nobody is using it

inner talon
quiet oar
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Fotm joiner i see monkahmm

silk bane
primal jolt
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id definitely try sub but it looks too complicated

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been assa for too long the rotation just comes naturally

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im unsure if sub is actually the easier spec or what

royal lantern
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sub itself is not really hard

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its just dust

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that makes everything about it bad

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and overly complicated for no reason

inner talon
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

primal jolt
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isn't there like a non dust build

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or something

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idk barely ever touched sub

royal lantern
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there is

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but dust is ahead by a good chunk + dust is the reason why sub is strong in the first place

primal jolt
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im definitely digging the whole ninja theme of sub i just dont know how to approach it

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only if there someone to explain it to me but no one plays the spec so unlucky

royal lantern
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keep rupture/SnD running, use secret technique as 2nd finisher inside shadowdance, and you allready play basic sub 80% correct lol

primal jolt
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damn

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and you lost me

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I'll actually look up into it tonight

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i prefer playing G tier classes

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that's why im assa rogue happingus

royal python
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Sin without caustic is H tier

primal jolt
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ok im all ears

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also they don't use shiv do they

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that's also neat

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actually is sub or assa better in m+ atm anyway

royal lantern
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ye, blizz in their infinite wisdom decided that the rogue soothe is at the same time a rotational ability for assa

royal lantern
primal jolt
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i mean id say I've been pulling my weight with assa in m+ somewhat

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obviously being out dpsed but eh

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used to it

radiant stream
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Is there a point beeing assa in raids? Is it really bad compared to Sub?

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I don't really know the numbers, just curiosity

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I'm playing assa on raids and it seems ok

spice spire
royal lantern
radiant stream
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For real?

royal lantern
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ye

primal jolt
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affliction warlock mains crying in corner rn

royal lantern
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but i mean, if you do good and enjoy it, just play it peeposhrug

radiant stream
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I saw a 99% ilvl parse on normal rasz and wondered there should be a problem then i saw only 200 parses :/

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So i came here to ask about it

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So noone is polaying it it seems

spice spire
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Oh for normal and heroic ur mad chuckling

primal jolt
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kekw

radiant stream
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I play super casual tbh

primal jolt
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play whatever you enjoy the most then

primal jolt
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HAAHAH

radiant stream
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lol

spice spire
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Yeah and that’s a okay! You’re fine to play whatever at that, AotC is still better than like 85% of the player base so that’s not even that casual

royal lantern
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^

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again

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if you like something

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play it

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for most people spec choice doesnt make a real difference cus they dont do content where it actually matters

maiden rover
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Let the haters be your motivators

spice spire
royal lantern
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BUT the spec is in a bad spot rn and you will be lower then most others that play on simelar skill, you should be aware of that

spice spire
royal lantern
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ye sorry

gusty mirage
shy pecan
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Smh my head

spice spire
gusty mirage
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bro who's even talking to you

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you don't even play the game

spice spire
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Ur pops rn

gusty mirage
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hospice workin' ass

shy pecan
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Damn

woven urchin
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it's me or assasination is not updated in this discord and in blood mallet

spice spire
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Mf I don’t even work hospice

spice spire
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It is just you?

woven urchin
gusty mirage
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p sure whispyr and seli updated their guides

woven urchin
gusty mirage
hexed willow
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Also wowhead is up to date and whispyr does that

gusty mirage
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no problem my friend

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@royal lantern I found out why whispyr's been so angy lately

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this must've pained him so much

hexed willow
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What item is the most spec neutral for bullions? I’m guessing grieftorch/eranog ring but figured I’d ask yall

gusty mirage
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eggnog ring

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ashes

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well ig unless you're playing outlaw

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then eggnog ring/grieftorch

hexed willow
thorn fjord
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I feel it in my bones... Mythic Eggnog in my vault tomorrow

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Right @gusty mirage ?

gusty mirage
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yeah man sure

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I didn't even clear heroic

hexed willow
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Cool I’ll get grieftorch since my raid likes dying

gusty mirage
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easiest decision of your LIFE

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I've been blessed with many special pugs in my keys

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so I'm going to get a griefy boy on my pala

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after I upgrade my 2h

royal lantern
shy pecan
thorn fjord
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the leggo increase is almost 40k for Ret

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Its wild lol

gusty mirage
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shame it takes 2 bouillions to upgrade

shy pecan
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Grieftorch best torch

gusty mirage
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cause like

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I grinded out that shit quest in less than 12 hours

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only to have to wait until reset to upgrade it further

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ngl I might not even go back to rogue

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even if I play tww

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see ya nerds later

hexed willow
thorn fjord
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Wow

gusty mirage
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yeah but none of those pieces of gear required 250k gold and 12 hours of your life

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I did more superblooms in those 12 hours

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than I did all of season 3

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combined

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I even found a cheese for the superbloom

royal lantern
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doing it solo?

gusty mirage
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you get friends on dif servers to drop group

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and invite you to their shard

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after you kill the boss on yours

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and you can kill the boss on their shard

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and double dip on the shadowleaf

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then you use proving grounds for the disenchant/vellum parts

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to reset the 5min cd

thorn fjord
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That all sounds terrible

gusty mirage
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oh it was absolutely dogshit

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but big worth

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whoever designed that questline isn't a very nice human being

thorn fjord
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Its funny that a 505 weapon is still worse than my 483 Nick for OH

gusty mirage
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OH ilvl is kinda irrelevant

thorn fjord
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Kind of annoying

spice spire
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Offhand ilvl is ICANT

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Cantrip? Better

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Remember s3 mfs still working edge of nights on the other specs

hexed willow
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I’m so excited to kill 2 bosses on Tuesday and to be sad again

shy pecan
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Edge of Night? PAUSE

digital venture
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for someone that does more m+ (as outlaw) than raiding (as assassination) what item from bullion should I grab that would help both specs?

thorn fjord
digital venture
thorn fjord
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The ring will be in vault

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Just will it in to existence

digital venture
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gotta believe and it will show up pepe_chad

thorn fjord
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believe and achieve is what i always say

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Didnt even run HM Doti this week 😦

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I dont want to though

hexed willow
digital venture
thorn fjord
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GT mostly for ST

maiden rover
hexed willow
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Mostly for ST but big burst of damage also feels good for m+ when there’s an add to be killed etc

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Or in my case and I’m pugging and people de

subtle tundra
spice spire
worthy cobalt
thorn fjord
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could be worse

radiant stream
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Quick question for the rogue pple
For raids, right now: Sub or Outlaw?

limber lion
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Asks whether to play Sub or Outlaw

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in Assassination chat

neon oxide
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In the Assass channel

radiant stream
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That was the trend no?

neon oxide
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We only do Ass here

radiant stream
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You were all bitching about Assa being garbage

worthy cobalt
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He needs an unbiased opinion

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from the trashbin

neon oxide
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Unbiased opinion

subtle tundra
radiant stream
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exactly

neon oxide
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Play windwalker

subtle tundra
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And I play in the garbage

digital venture
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is it garbage but still better than sub in raids and outlaw in m+ peperogue

neon oxide
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To answer truthfully I would rather take a rusty spoon to the sausage than willingly play Outlaw on ST

limber lion
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Kinky

worthy cobalt
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But, LONEY, it kind of depends. Last week outlaw did the best. But maybe you will perform worse due to playstyle, etc

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But if you look at heroic, subelty did way better

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Overall, the coming weeks, I think it depends on which items you get and your skills, rather than spec alone

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Which I guess is always the case

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but even more

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idk

maiden rover
spice spire
worthy cobalt
radiant stream
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Why does it vary that much from one difficulty to another?

worthy cobalt
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Lots of biases I would assume:
Skill, better items pushing you over a power spike threshold, better attention to stats on higher difficulty

limber lion
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What does better attention to stats mean

hexed willow
worthy cobalt
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having items with secondary stats that benefit the class better

spice spire
woeful meteor
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normal, heroic have the same trends mythic is useless not enough sample size for the later bosses and mm doing infinite dmg on council makes it look good

minor gate
limber lion
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How does having better attention to stats change how well specs perform in different difficulty

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lmao

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that's the most cooked thing I've heard

subtle tundra
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🤨

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thats a very uneducated guess

woeful meteor
limber lion
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The reason Outlaw performs much better than Subtlety is because the fights are different. Sub sucks on Kurog, whereas Outlaw is insane

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There are no Sub parses on Raszageth whatsoever

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But there are Outlaw parses

subtle tundra
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lower kill timers -> sub is better

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or something

hexed willow
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Ah that’ll do it

thorn fjord
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OL is just cooking right now

hexed willow
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Makes sense

thorn fjord
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My OL ST sims are like 20k higher already over sub

limber lion
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OL is much better on Dathea as Sennarth as well

subtle tundra
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and if adds survive longer -> outlaw benefits more

worthy cobalt
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I speculated that with higher difficulty, you will have people that have closer to BiS, which should make you deal more damage, I should assume

limber lion
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Like Outlaw just wins on almost every mythic encounter just because of the encounter design

limber lion
thorn fjord
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And fight length atm

subtle tundra
limber lion
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It does not make Subtlety suddenly worse

worthy cobalt
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well, you are right

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i have no idea what I was thinking

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LMAO

limber lion
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Stats in this game are super duper useless

thorn fjord
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If the fight ends before a sub burst window your end dmg aint gonna be all that great

limber lion
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Like it does not matter what stats you have

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What matters is that you have something

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Even if you're fully decked out in Versa gear, you'll beat out anyone that's 5 ilvls lower than you just because you have more stats

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Well maybe not that black and white

worthy cobalt
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Idk, I felt quite a big difference when having low mastery on my assa to when I didn't, but maybe I'm imagining things

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maybe i just made less mistakes over time

limber lion
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But yeah, stat importance in this game is completely gone since BFA

maiden rover
real pike
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hey guys big noob question here as I've heard different things, does NoT drop from manifested timeways or the Iridrikon chest

subtle tundra
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🤨

limber lion
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Difference between OMEGA BIS minmax stats and completely garbo stats without any attention to them whatsoever

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is like less than 1%

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this is what the stat distribution looks like for Assassination

worthy cobalt
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😳

somber sparrow
limber lion
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If stats mattered, you'd have one category that's WAY up there and the others closer to the middle

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but it's all the same

worthy cobalt
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I never realized it was that meaningless

limber lion
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It has been for many years, unfortunately or not

subtle tundra
limber lion
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I personally like messing around with stats and breakpoints and whatnot

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But everything in the game (for our spec) is dynamic so nothing matters

worthy cobalt
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wdym, dynamic?

real pike
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what stat we want is based on what stats we already have ig

limber lion
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With the changes to haste in BFA and ilvl/stat scaling in Shadowlands, nothing matters anymore

real pike
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basically, bring back hit/exp/arp caps

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what who said that

worthy cobalt
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I dont know what these changes are / mean

limber lion
# worthy cobalt wdym, dynamic?

Like there is no breakpoints. You don't get an extra bleed tick for having a set amount of haste, you don't get extra damage from having a set amount of mastery or anything

worthy cobalt
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I see

limber lion
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Some specs you can get an extra gcd off by having a set amount of haste

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But our gcd is stuck at 1s and that never changes with anything

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We don't get extra bleed ticks, because we have partial ticks in the game

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So if you were to do 8.3 ticks, you would do 8 full ticks and then one 0.3 partial tick

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Whereas previously for some specs it was you either do 8 ticks or 9 ticks

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so you would work to hit that 9 tick breakpoint

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Or lessen your stats to get close to the 8 ticks not to waste stats

real pike
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well shit I'm learning

thorn fjord
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Solid game design really kappa

limber lion
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But now everything is dynamic and there's no breakpoints whatsoever

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So it's all just the same

subtle tundra
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i love homogenization?

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idk if i spelt it correctly

limber lion
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Versatility by design is slightly worse than other stats, because it comes with the defensive benefit as well

thorn fjord
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i love you too @subtle tundra

worthy cobalt
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but like.... Surely having 60% more dmg on poison & bleed through Mastery will make a significant impact vs having it in Versatility, giving you like 20% more overall dmg?

limber lion
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But it's by a tiny tiny amount

subtle tundra
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kisses from downtown bucharest

gusty mirage
subtle tundra
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❤️‍🔥

limber lion
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Bleeds and Poisons aren't even our main source of damage

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We do damage with like a million different things

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So versatility bumps all of that up

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You press Mutilate like 200 times per encounter

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If our bleeds had a bigger impact in our damage distribution that stats could look slightly different with Versatility dropping even further

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but haste/mastery/crit always walk together in tandem

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Also because of the DR that was introduced in BFA

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Where you start to get diminishing returns at 30%

worthy cobalt
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I guess it does miss the nature damage 🤔

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stuff

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envenom & 4pc

limber lion
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So if one point of Vers gives you 1dps and one point of Mastery gives you 1.2, once you hit the diminishing return mark, suddenly versatility is a bigger increase than mastery

minor gate
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what talents have people been running for HC Razzy

limber lion
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Stats do not matter whatsoever, as long as you choose the item with the higher ilvl, you're doing good

worthy cobalt
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Wait a second, wtf is poison lmao

subtle tundra
limber lion
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For my profile, haste and versatility are the highest simming stats

minor gate
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ive been running st with caustic but apart of me thinks that its not enough

limber lion
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even though for most they're the worst

subtle tundra
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caustic dont even work

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properly

limber lion
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because it just doesn't matter and they're so close to each other

subtle tundra
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and the big adds die so fast you dont have time you dps anyways

minor gate
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to be fair my guilds raid team has super tunnelling problems

worthy cobalt
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I dont know why I am here, learning more about rogue.. I should cut my losses and continue with some braindead class so I can have big numbers, rogue is just too much fun.
But maybe assa is rough. BUT WE WILL GET BUFFED SOON RIGHT? RIGHT GUYS?

minor gate
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so the big adds will die and then it will take an extra 5 years for the little ones to go down

subtle tundra
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you want to kill big add so you can go to next big one

minor gate
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ye

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but then we have all the little adds the big ones create at the end

clever sapphire
subtle tundra
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if you want to help with those you have to change specs

minor gate
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we had this issue in season 1 too

subtle tundra
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ye

clever sapphire
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only way you will help out with the little adds is by running boon and pressing it there

minor gate
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where i said i was going sub to help with adds and everyone should put so aoe talents on as well

clever sapphire
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its a waste for the whole rest of the fight tho

minor gate
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it then took people 3 more raid nights to ask "should we put on aoe talents"

subtle tundra
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youre in a weird guild if you dont have people going pad mode

clever sapphire
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its usually "we dont have boss dmg, can you guys stop padding and go ST talents?"

minor gate
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nah they have "Big guy dies we win" mentality

gusty mirage
worthy cobalt
subtle tundra
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yea our 2 weeks of glory will come

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with the obligatory nerf into midness

gusty mirage
maiden rover
subtle tundra
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call me crazy, but i think every time assa is bad in raid outlaw is suddenly decent cause people dont want to play sub

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so they swap to outlaw

hexed willow
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Sin and outlaw feel more fun to me

subtle tundra
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this is more about outlaw players creating their own reality

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(they are delusional)

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(idc how true or false is what i said, i want to insult outlaw)

thorn fjord
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OL is chillen

subtle tundra
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womp womp, outlaw apologist

thorn fjord
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Im prob only playing OL this season... been ok so far

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Unless they buff sin

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Which would be cool

gusty mirage
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yes, surely they'll make drastic balancing changes in the awakened season

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dog they can't even fix the bugs they implemented

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and you're coping for a buff?

subtle tundra
thorn fjord
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Def not coping

royal lantern
thorn fjord
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Just saying i'll play it if it happens

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But i wont hold my breath

clever sapphire
subtle tundra
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fucking nerf kb already

gusty mirage
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so that'll be fixed first

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they could add shadowrupture to assa's 2pc and it'd still be mid af

clever sapphire
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i shall never experience that sadly

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not a single set piece dracthyr_kek

subtle tundra
clever sapphire
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sub gets the attack speed thingy

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that assa tset has

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and assa gets shadow rupture

subtle tundra
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on the new tier set i guess?

clever sapphire
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(i only heard about the sub part, never checked for that, only for assa)

subtle tundra
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well i have like 0 loot so far

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cuase i didnt play and i wasnt given from raid

real pike
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hey guys big noob question here as I've heard different things, does NoT drop from manifested timeways or the Iridrikon chest

thorn fjord
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Drops off the second boss

spice spire
arctic socket
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The voices are winning

real pike
spice spire
primal jolt
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bro is it just me or does assa just have so much cleaner rotation than any other rogue spec

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it feels so fluid

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i was just now trying out sub and assa just feels so much better

slim hamlet
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Probably because there are no procs or things making you change your rotation as much

maiden rover
primal jolt
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i really don't think its my nostalgia talking

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or my muscle memory

spice spire
dusk sun
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anyone have a caustic spatter WA they can share real quick?

spice spire
dawn pollen
maiden rover
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I don’t want better….I want you.

arctic socket
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Ribbit ribbit

spice spire
slim hamlet
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Aren't u a dog?

spice spire
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Nah I got that dog in me

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Inside you there are two wolves mf

thorn fjord
slim hamlet
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meow

thorn fjord
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We’ve all heard him meow

shy pecan
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I haven’t RAGEY

spice spire
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No one has

slim hamlet
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Missing out

spice spire
shy pecan
spice spire
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This is the only one I’ve found

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!wa

spice spire
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Still feel like shit about last night

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Finally stopped at 11:30. Had late night Taco Bell. Died inside

shy pecan
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Baja Blast?

spice spire
#

No smoge

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Not even the good part of Taco Bell either

shy pecan
#

RIP

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Not that I’ve ever had the Baja Blast but…

primal jolt
#

:3

arctic socket
#

Y’all haven’t heard quake meow yet?

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He sounds like a kitten

violet jackal
#

Quake is anti meow

arctic socket
#

Cap

slim hamlet
#

this u yapster?

spice spire
spice spire
slim hamlet
#

I personally make people meow for heals in valorant and overwatch

arctic socket
#

Quake irl

slim hamlet
arctic socket
#

Fact

slim hamlet
#

I would believe it

arctic socket
#

It’s pretty factual and believable so

spice spire
#

Biggest cap I’ve ever seen

arctic socket
#

Stop projecting

slim hamlet
#

Wait

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Aren't we the ones projecting

spice spire
#

Yes

arctic socket
#

First step is a acceptance @spice spire

slim hamlet
arctic socket
spice spire
#

Both of u are projectors

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And yes I hardly know er

slim hamlet
#

At least I don't lie

arctic socket
#

Or yap

slim hamlet
#

I easily meow in voice chat for heals in any game

arctic socket
#

That’s wild

spice spire
#

I meow for iladies only

slim hamlet
#

Valorant changes you

spice spire
#

But refuse to speak to them gigarat

slim hamlet
#

I wouldn't recommend

arctic socket
spice spire
arctic socket
#

I can show the dms

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That’s cap

spice spire
spice spire
spice spire
#

Not really. Love that mf

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Not that way tho

slim hamlet
#

she fucks moms?

spice spire
#

Probably

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Canadians are weird

arctic socket
#

I would bang some moms

spice spire
#

Proud of u big dog

arctic socket
#

I’m not big

#

I’m small

spice spire
#

Damn if I had a nickel

maiden rover
arctic socket
#

Careful what you say

spice spire
arctic socket
#

You might get blocked

gilded oasis
#

im an itroll

spice spire
#

Real

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I’d never block Hilsh

arctic socket
spice spire
#

300 pulls on echoes changes the relationship of people

arctic socket
#

Oh god

spice spire
#

Except I loved that mf before. Group 2 SoCute

arctic socket
#

No wonder why you have voices in your head

spice spire
#

Oh dog

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I can literally sing pay phone from memory at this point

maiden rover
#

Pretty sure those voices are Adam Levine

spice spire
#

LMAO

arctic socket
#

“I’m at a pay phone trynna call home”

keen spruce
#

ALL OF MY CHANGE I SPENT ON YOU

spice spire
#

Months of that

keen spruce
spice spire
arctic socket
#

Remember doing prog on KJ which felt impossible

keen spruce
#

i had the 10 hour mix

spice spire
#

Needed that shmeeps

keen spruce
#

blasting from terros through kurog

arctic socket
#

Those bosses

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God

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Make it stop

arctic socket
#

Then council

spice spire
#

Sennarth only tilted me because the spinning bug

arctic socket
#

Nothing is as funny / bad as the duck boss

#

That will forever haunt me

spice spire
#

Wouldn’t know

arctic socket
#

What games are u playing now

spice spire
#

I’m not

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Extra time is getting swole and spending with George

maiden rover
#

He’s playin games with my heart…

runic hinge
spice spire
#

That too

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Also I yap here

spice spire
arctic socket
#

Or George pics

spice spire
#

Costs extra

#

Oh George is free

arctic socket
#

What’s your cashapp

spice spire
#

Tf you think I am? A drug dealer?

arctic socket
#

Yeah

gilded oasis
#

its weird, his cashapp is actually under my name

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I can send it over tho dw

spice spire
#

Yes, I’ll refer you to my manager, @gilded oasis

gilded oasis
#

this hold music keeps having random like key press beeps and its so loud

thorn fjord
#

Still waiting for the Thresh OF link

spice spire
#

Man needs that cage

thorn fjord
#

😂

arctic socket
spice spire
#

But better safe than sorry

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And not SoCute

thorn fjord
#

🤣

arctic socket
#

After reading the rules and not being able to post a thigh pic, nah definitely not able to be posted

shy pecan
gilded oasis
spice spire
#

It’s not that deep

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That’s what he said

arctic socket
#

Huh

spice spire
shy pecan
maiden rover
#

Tuna cans are only inch and a half deep js.

runic hinge
arctic socket
#

Damn quake what are y’all two doing

spice spire
#

Docking

arctic socket
arctic socket
maiden rover
#

All about that girth

arctic socket
#

Quake you’re in luck

spice spire
arctic socket
spice spire
#

BRB

thorn fjord
#

Bonus points if one of the dockers has a hood

spice spire
#

@shy pecan new name thots?

thorn fjord
#

Iykwim

spice spire
#

How can u do it without a hood

thorn fjord
#

Persistence, sweat and will

spice spire
runic hinge
thorn fjord
#

Perfect

primal jolt
#

i was just now pumping so hard when I went to take a sip of my drink i completely missed my mouth

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and spilled everything on myself

thorn fjord
#

Hate the new seasons bro it actually makes me want to play the game

#

And I hate wanting to play the game

spice spire
thorn fjord
#

What is wrong with me

shy pecan
primal jolt
thorn fjord
#

Woof

spice spire
thorn fjord
#

I wanna have @spice spire inside of… wait nm

primal jolt
#

there's no punchline that's it

shy pecan
spice spire
#

I’m so sorry dog

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I feel awful legitimately ICANT

shy pecan
#

lol you’re fine

thorn fjord
#

Physically or emotionally

shy pecan
#

Shit happens all the time mang

spice spire
#

Bit sore

#

Been avoiding Ed like the plague on accident

thorn fjord
#

Boo

shy pecan
#

Like my friends and I do meatball Mondays dinner every two Mondays and I got a text this morning and they were like “can we cancel today?”

thorn fjord
#

Give George a hug

shy pecan
#

I was like “npnp”

spice spire
gilded oasis
#

ill come over for meatballs

thorn fjord
#

If you guys melt mozzarella over the spaghetti and meatballs count me in too

#

I want all the cheese

shy pecan
#

Well it was meatballs every two weeks but we did like chili and macaroni the other night. That was good

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Had hotpot as well

thorn fjord
#

We made stuffed shells yesterday that came out great

gusty mirage
spice spire
#

On god?

thorn fjord
#

With ground beef and ricotta?

spice spire
#

Ground beef in stuffed shells?

thorn fjord
#

Yeah

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Picadillo style beef with ricotta and layered with like 3 different types of cheese on top

#

So good

thorn fjord
#

It’s so good dude

gilded oasis
#

dont yuck his yum hater

spice spire
#

Sass me again and I’ll pop off on u 2 grandma

gilded oasis
#

yeah its called a call back

spice spire
gilded oasis
#

boomer ass old ass lookin fool

spice spire
spice spire
#

U irl

shy pecan
thorn fjord
#

Wonder what dome would feel like from a granny with no teeth

#

Oh god i let the intrusive thoughts out

shy pecan
gleaming geyser
#

I'm assuming the APL doesnt purposely proc the 15% repeat of Ashes right? I think its just a whispering icon angle tomorrow; simmed with no other people wearing it - I got irideus hero track last night and it should suffice until I can maybe get it next week from Smolderon

shy pecan
#

I guess @gilded oasis can come too

thorn fjord
gusty mirage
#

p sure icon defaults to all buffs

spice spire
gleaming geyser
#

see last line; slot 1 is irideus 512

gusty mirage
#

which isn't going to be a thing for a few more weeks at best

thorn fjord
#

We actually had a heroic icon drop this week

spice spire
#

Slot 2 ashes will never work because it’s meant to be in the cd window

gusty mirage
#

also fragment is oversimming for assassination

#

soooo

gleaming geyser
thorn fjord
#

Hasnt it always been oversimming

gusty mirage
#

yes

spice spire
#

I mean you’ll definitely want something different because Irideus + ashes sounds awful

thorn fjord
#

my dumbass assumed that was fixed finally lol

spice spire
thorn fjord
#

Crazy that bugs from over a year ago are still bugs

#

smoll indie gaming

gusty mirage
#

it's not a bug

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it's how the trinket works

thorn fjord
#

oh

gusty mirage
#

1 spell = 1 stack

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mutilate is technically 2 spells (mh and oh attack)

#

so 1 mutilate = 2 stacks

spice spire
#

Ye

thorn fjord
#

Think i saw cev talking about that

gusty mirage
#

I used that shit on the 9.1 ptr and I was like this trinket fucking sucks

#

something's fishy here scoob

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back when I would actually raid test

#

imagine

spice spire
#

Poisoned knife during those windows gigarat

gleaming geyser
gilded oasis
gusty mirage
#

ye I'd swap to ashes asap

thorn fjord
gleaming geyser
#

ill keep my poor mans pips and get ashes then, lines up better

spice spire
gusty mirage
#

then worry about your 2nd (it's between any of the meh passives + grieftorch or boon if m+ is your thing tbh)

spice spire
#

Good man oxi

gleaming geyser
#

Already have a boon

#

made sure to die with it

#

plenty

gusty mirage
#

based

spice spire
#

Boon PauseChamp

thorn fjord
#

hell yeah

spice spire
#

Can shadowstep during boom

#

Fwiw

gleaming geyser
#

yea I know

gusty mirage
#

if you're not dying to frontals because of a rooting effect are you even gaming

spice spire
#

O

gleaming geyser
#

but tank movement = uptime = rip

thorn fjord
#

I have a boon too but im way too lazy to start using it at this stage in the game

gusty mirage
#

you're too lazy to press a button?

spice spire
#

Step to the tank gigarat

maiden rover
#

I die to frontals without a rooting effect.

gleaming geyser
royal lantern
thorn fjord
royal lantern
#

the voices in my head say that its normal??

gusty mirage
#

this mfer just said bandelier

rotund oak
gusty mirage
#

bro take your crusty ass back to #outlaw

thorn fjord
#

That channel gives me hives

gusty mirage
#

no that's the lack of moisture in your skin when you're sitting there sweating pressing your 90apm old man

royal lantern
#

allright, ill dive into the outlaw channel, lets see what i find

spice spire
#

Tell that fraud

gleaming geyser
#

idk man, boon into picture perfect KB splatter and two sets of iron wire is goated

#

run with vengeance, mobs are MUTED

spice spire
#

Mf didn’t say silenced. Said they’re muted

#

That got me irl

#

I’m not gonna lie

gleaming geyser
#

🔇

gusty mirage
#

is he wrong though

gilded oasis
spice spire
#

He is not

spice spire
gusty mirage
#

that mfer

shy pecan
#

Yeah

spice spire
#

!mute @spice spire 2m

gusty mirage
gilded oasis
#

I miss him tho

gusty mirage
#

!unmute @spice spire

#

fucking idiot

spice spire
#

It was 2m didn’t realize that was a feature ICANT

thorn fjord
#

wait so the 2h leggo makes you jump forward or w/e?

gusty mirage
#

yes

thorn fjord
#

Kinda like blade rush?

gusty mirage
#

yes

#

and animation locks you like KS

thorn fjord
#

That sucks lolol

gusty mirage
#

it's 10/10

drowsy quarry
#

Quick question guys. Is it worth taking splatter on Raza for adds or is it shit tier?

gusty mirage
thorn fjord
#

I forgot BR lunges you forward and i hate all the beams on Nymue yesterday lol

royal lantern
gusty mirage
#

surely they fix spatter before reset tomorrow

#

SURELY

earnest remnant
#

cope

drowsy quarry
#

i see

royal lantern
#

the intermisssison adds explode

thorn fjord
#

Splatter being broken is just a part of the Sin lore

earnest remnant
#

higher chance of me going outside

spice spire
earnest remnant
#

i actually was out on the porch today

#

so not negative

#

just very slim

thorn fjord
#

Porch vibes are always good vibes

#

Kinda like balcony vibes

slim hamlet
#

Roof vibes are top tier

thorn fjord
#

Also very true

gentle apex
#

Is there a chart that tells me relative benefit of power infusion on specs?

drowsy quarry
#

bloodmallet?

#

is it updated tho?

royal lantern
#

can you delete Pi from the sims

#

and then from the game

thorn fjord
#

Yeah i feel that at this point

#

Just remove PI

#

it was gone for long enough

arctic socket
#

Pi won’t be missed

thorn fjord
#

Based or Hot take

#

Make PI a consumable

#

And you can just use it like a pot

arctic socket
#

Make it count as drums

#

So it’s for everyone

thorn fjord
royal lantern
rotund oak
maiden rover
#

Make it a group buff. Ranged WF.

spice spire
#

Real

rotund oak
#

potion was broken btw

#

fr

#

tons of haste for wrath

maiden rover
#

Only gain haste with spell casts not gcds. Boom pi gud

rotund oak
#

questionable

neat rain
#

Hey dumb question, but how do we farm Nick of Time now I hear we're still using it as an offhand

rotund oak
#

rather remove it

neat rain
#

Ohhhhhhhhh

gleaming geyser
neat rain
#

Can it drop in vault?

gleaming geyser
#

nada

rotund oak
#

negative

neat rain
#

YIKES

gleaming geyser
#

id suggest getting your m0 done before reset at least

rotund oak
#

i wont even bother

gleaming geyser
#

hardmode probably not worth the time right now

rotund oak
#

im not exactly sure how much more dmg nick would add above a 528 dagger

#

but it wont be much

thorn fjord
#

Just join a pug

#

Kill 2nd boss

#

then ride off into the sunset

gleaming geyser
#

you can easilly find some DH friends that farm first boss to clear 2nd boss with you

#

i mean heck, its 2-3 man able

neat rain
#

VeryCat Is the drop rate even worth the farm?

rotund oak
#

its not even on bis profile btw

#

nick of time

junior aurora
#

its not on there but it is bis

#

esp bc you can get it hero track

rotund oak
#

i know it should sim higher

#

i kinda simmed myself

#

but it was like 0.4-0.7

thorn fjord
#

The hero track one is BiS

#

for all 3 specs in the OH

#

hell my 483 nick is higher than 505 dagger in the OH for me rn

rotund oak
#

my 2 489 nicks sim about the same as 512 wpns

#

or it was 509

#

anyway

#

somewhere there

thorn fjord
#

tried full vaults for 6 weeks and never saw the 489

#

So i gave up

#

Fucking game

rotund oak
#

ive had 4 nicks on my vaults

thorn fjord
#

i didnt see a single one

rotund oak
#

never seen ashes

visual coyote
#

489 week 3 🙂

dawn pollen
#

what suggestions to use your bullion on ? next reset

thorn fjord
#

Ring or Ashes

#

or Torch if you're playing OL

#

but prob ring angle

rotund oak
#

should just sim whats best

#

normally wpns prio

#

but ashes is cool

#

depends on ur vault as well

dawn pollen
#

well sim its prop grief angle right, but ring is harder to get that grief

rotund oak
#

if u loot a wpn u should pick ashes

thorn fjord
#

I feel like ring would be top prio since it never seems to drop and you wont see it often

junior aurora
#

ashes you cant even get until week 3 so its probably the best choice

#

also the biggest impact

rotund oak
rotund oak
#

like 7.5k agil

#

thats some mental dmg

visual coyote
#

Unless your in my raid then you guzzle on cd 🙂

thorn fjord
#

There will surely be a ring in my vault so I’ll prob take torch

rotund oak
#

it wont make big difference anyway,u get it 2 weeks laters if not now

#

its not like the earth will stop rotating

gleaming geyser
#

how can it stop rotating if it never rotated to begin with

#

🫓

rotund oak
#

u are talking to a geologist

#

speak wisely

thorn fjord
#

Wouldn’t it rotate even if it was flat

rotund oak
#

yeah it could

thorn fjord
#

Like a record

rotund oak
#

rotation can be elyptical

gleaming geyser
#

or like a pizza

thorn fjord
#

The earth isn’t round or flat… it’s fake we’re in a simulation

rotund oak
#

shape has pretty much nothing to do how a body rotates,the shape can change to friction though(from rotation n stuff)

#

but there is a theory as for the best shapes maintaining rotation

#

aka sphere is the most optimal

thorn fjord
#

Only rotation I care about is in game buddy

spice spire
thorn fjord
#

Wait if you're getting the lussy then shouldnt i be rotating?

rotund oak
#

are u guildies?

thorn fjord
#

no lmao

spice spire
rotund oak
spice spire
marble hemlock
#

and nothing. the statement stands as a testament to itself.

spice spire
thorn fjord
spice spire
#

Nah love them too

#

But can’t game with them

marble hemlock
spice spire
#

????

#

Mf actually 62 lookin ass tryna clown me nah

shy pecan
#

Remember I’m Asian. I look like I’m in my 20s until I hit like 60 and then I look like I’m 70

thorn fjord
#

Fair exchange tbh

#

What flavor of asian tho

spice spire
#

I actually forget you’re Asian near constantly

#

Idk how

runic hinge
spice spire
#

Nah I love Ed actually

shy pecan
#

Same

spice spire
#

Very few people I’d actually block

runic hinge
#

I only have one person blocked

spice spire
#

Me AWNAWWWW

rotund oak
runic hinge
#

I had to go find them for that screenshot but that didn't take long

rotund oak
#

but i might be very wrong

junior aurora
#

they’re asian but either grew up in western countries or have lived there for a long time

rotund oak
#

yup thats stealthi

thorn fjord
#

@shy pecan Where are you parents from?

junior aurora
#

a buddy of mine is chinese and has the names and everything but has lived in vancouver his whole life so speaks perfect english