assassination

[rotund oak]

kinda irrelevant to think i should spatter even in council

its whatever

[quiet oar]

Quick math

[subtle tundra]

i should demand a month of gametime cause assa is bugged

[rotund oak]

yes plz

although i got one from upgrading tww to epic version

mount looks cool and hs

[subtle tundra]

blizz cuck

[rotund oak]

ngl

[subtle tundra]

giving them more money to have your spec bugged

and undertuned

[rotund oak]

i want beta access man

and 3 days early access as well

[balmy condor]

give me alpha so I can test nothing

[rotund oak]

to lvl up

wait u should have alpha

all discord bigboys have

or wait

[balmy condor]

[rotund oak]

zac was lying again

[balmy condor]

since when am I a big boy

in any regard

[rotund oak]

how zac thing to do

[subtle tundra]

bro zac is french

[quiet oar]

You should write in your ticket something like "I took some days off especially for S4 release and Assa isnt working so my Days off were useless, i want 1 month gametime now"

[subtle tundra]

block him

[rotund oak]

u r huuuuuuuge

u do rogue stuff and help community

also rly sexy

[royal lantern]

if you wanna get attention you need to mentiont a couple times that you consider canceling your sub in a ticket

[rotund oak]

if i were g@y ild jump u

[balmy condor]

the biggest I ever get is when max tells me to bark on stream and I bark

pause

[quiet oar]

Oh yeah true

[royal lantern]

waaait

catgirl arc over

[quiet oar]

Whispyr ? More like Barkspyr

[balmy condor]

barkpilled dogmaxxer

it's 3am you'll have to forgive

[rotund oak]

[balmy condor]

my brain is mush

[subtle tundra]

meowmaxxer

MEOW

[rotund oak]

Linmaxxer

[junior aurora]

raccoonpilled pedromaxxer

[rotund oak]

coz Lin ownsu

[junior aurora]

[quiet oar]

Already getting the Sleep Schedule for your travel to germany

[rotund oak]

[grim tree]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[quiet oar]

(not like your sleep schedule is fucked up anyway)

[balmy condor]

my grandma will get mad at me if I don't wake up at 8am while I'm in germany it's so doomed

she's like visibly upset if I don't come down and eat breakfast

so I have to force myself to eat breakfast for 1 month every year

[subtle tundra]

loving family moment

[quiet oar]

DU VERSCHLÄFST NOCH DEIN GANZES LEBEN

[balmy condor]

and then never eat breakfast for the other 11 months

[quiet oar]

[royal lantern]

its 11:59am in germany rn

dont think that works

[rotund oak]

hold on,google translate

[balmy condor]

SCHLAFEN KANNST WENN DU STIRBST

[rotund oak]

[quiet oar]

DIE JUGEND VON HEUTE IMMER NUR AM FAULENZEN

[royal lantern]

"sitzt denn ganzen tag vorm Fernseher und macht nix auser Fußball gucken"

[rotund oak]

Wach auf, junger Mann

!!

[normal mist]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-huh-cat-huh-etr-gif-15332443943609734737

[balmy condor]

JETZT HÖR MAL, ICH WAR ACHT JAHRE ALT

[split jewel]

Gotta type it inn all caps

[balmy condor]

UND ICH MUSTE HELFEN

[neon oxide]

Salamanderschuppengamaschen

[balmy condor]

MIT DEM HAUSHALT

PUTZEN

IST GESUND

[normal mist]

You're just rapping

[quiet oar]

UND ICH BIN DURCH BERG UND TAL GEREIST UM ZUR SCHULE ZU KOMMEN

[subtle tundra]

the tummy ache is getting worse GRAR

[rotund oak]

dont type so much german,google translate gets weird

[balmy condor]

IM SCHNEE SOGAR

[rotund oak]

rofl

[royal lantern]

IM SCHNEE BEI 34GRAD

[balmy condor]

SCHAUNZE HAB DOCH SCHON DEN WITZ GEMACHT

[royal lantern]

KLAPPE BRUDI

[normal mist]

I understand... The numbers

[neon oxide]

theyre pants from molten core xD

[rotund oak]

Mach mir Bratwurst, Oma

[balmy condor]

that's not even the meme

one second

[quiet oar]

DAMALS ALS 5 EURO NOCH 2 MARK GEKOSTET HABEN

[royal lantern]

eternal palace armor inc

[rotund oak]

[quiet oar]

Oh no

[neon oxide]

Blizzard's german translations are truly trash

[royal lantern]

dispatch is just called Kill in german

lol

[rotund oak]

google translate sucks

[neon oxide]

lmao

[rotund oak]

[neon oxide]

ah yes

[rotund oak]

so many letters

[royal lantern]

things like that just show me that they do it for the memes tbh

[clever sapphire]

say this 3 times in a row without stop and rogue shall get its bugs fixed

trust

[royal lantern]

not hard cus its 5seperate words

[balmy condor]

the other funny one that I like to point out sometimes

is that the word for travelling via boat

is schifffahrt

that's not a typo

that's 3 F's in a row

[rotund oak]

[indigo ginkgo]

the first pick from bulions for us is weapon right ?

[clever sapphire]

actually true

nvm

[balmy condor]

trinket for most I would think, but weapon is good too, sim yourself with a droptimizer

[fringe mirage]

btw where is rogue's pi and windfury totem value in bloodmallet?:)

[balmy condor]

we didn't submit season 4 profiles

[rotund oak]

cant get pi or wft if u dont get an inv

[fringe mirage]

any suggest how is it 🙂

[balmy condor]

we're always gonna be in windfury

and it's just like season 3

if you have shit hunters and shit everyone else

you get pi

otherwise you don't

[normal mist]

Any of the daggers should work right? Since they are all the same ilvl

[balmy condor]

dual wield class = windfury

[split jewel]

what if our priests are shit and just PI random people?

[clever sapphire]

i actually have a raidspot but i dnt have pi or windfury, heck sometimes not even a warri

[balmy condor]

then I hope to god you don't mythic raid cause you ain't killing shit with people like that

[subtle tundra]

i love being tuned around pi and not getting pi

[quiet oar]

You should complain in here or on reddit

[royal lantern]

imagine having windfury in your raid

and not the shaman going "i wanna play Elemental cus its better in m+!!!!"

[rotund oak]

lemme guess priest is ur raid leaders wife and pi's him

[neon oxide]

what crackass shaman have you got that thinks elemental is better than enhance? xD

[clever sapphire]

priest is our top ret palas gf and pi's him

close enough tho

[royal lantern]

"enh is bad in m+ cus it has target cap"

[quiet oar]

Its always the couples

[royal lantern]

[rotund oak]

smol plot twist,same old same old 😄

[agile geode]

there will be a squish for tww?

[neon oxide]

💀

[normal mist]

My gf would NOT pi me on purpose to duck my parses.

Y'all have weird gfs

[clever sapphire]

thats the reason our enha rerolled to windwalker

[royal lantern]

based

[rotund oak]

i pi mine so its whatever

[subtle tundra]

i dont have a gf

[rotund oak]

[normal mist]

Better safe

[quiet oar]

Well, no PI for you then

[neon oxide]

That is wild

[rotund oak]

overrated

be happy with urself

gfs are as good as they are bad

[royal lantern]

wait, now that you guys mention it

my bf was a priest and gave me pi in pug groups

you guys are right

[quiet oar]

Tryan is on of those

[clever sapphire]

pi only for couples

[quiet oar]

[royal lantern]

nah, he stopped playing wow

[clever sapphire]

time to become my own PI

[normal mist]

I actually had to fight during S2 and S3 for PI cause both me and my gf (hunter) would argue to get it xD

[quiet oar]

So what you basically saying, you are your own BF/GF

[clever sapphire]

im both

and neither

at the same time

[quiet oar]

How do you guys have GFs and BFs playing WoW with you

wtf

[normal mist]

She's actually carrying me in keys rn

Idk how but she's doing 100k+ overalls than me

[clever sapphire]

are you assa and she is bm?

[normal mist]

And I'm pulling 200-250k

She's MM

I'm outlaw xD

[clever sapphire]

now that do be weird

[balmy condor]

she's hunterpilled dpsmaxxing

[neon oxide]

Hunter diff

[split jewel]

maybe it's xmog diff

[normal mist]

That... No her sucks.

[junior aurora]

you say that but i trust her judgment, after all bigger number better person

[normal mist]

I did a bunch of 5/6 keys yesterday and was #1 in all of them at 200 to 250, sometimes more.
She joins me for keys, I get destroyed.

[normal mist]

True.

Yesterday she kept complaining about her back hurting.
Me: why?
GF: from carrying you ofc, you hit like wet noodles

...

[junior aurora]

just do higher keys youll get more dps

[quiet oar]

Thats quite low for outlaw tbh

[junior aurora]

oh thats as law

dunno then

[normal mist]

Tbf my tier set is 460 and my trinkets don't exist

[junior aurora]

what ilvl

[quiet oar]

Well ok

[normal mist]

It's a new rogue :c

My main rogue used to pull 300+ last season

[neon oxide]

I cant wait to finally get Ashes next week

[quiet oar]

[quiet oar]

Why a new rogue

What happened to the old rogue

[balmy condor]

it's gonna be cursed

[normal mist]

I have 2, one was for pvp only and the other for PvE, that's it

[balmy condor]

like "I have 8 rogues to farm more mog"

[neon oxide]

lmao

[quiet oar]

Im not sure whats worse

8 Rogues for Tmog, or 1 rogue for PVP

[junior aurora]

you know you can play the same rogue in pvp and pve right lol

[normal mist]

But the pvp one was actually my original rogue, which has all the legendaries and shit

[junior aurora]

they arent separate character creations

[normal mist]

Vault items

[balmy condor]

what about the "1 rogue for every spec" people

[normal mist]

Faster gearing

[split jewel]

my RL has like 4 druids that are all bears

[balmy condor]

I remember someone showed up and he's like "hey just started gearing my assassination rogue"

[royal lantern]

wdym, you just play 1 spec and shittalk the other 2

[rotund oak]

legion is gone 😦 only 1 alt for pvp these days

[balmy condor]

and I was sitting there saying "wait, didn't you just say you were doing mythic in subtlety earlier"

"oh yeah, that's my sub rogue, different rogue now, I have one for each spec"

and I swear

I could smell toast

[quiet oar]

[balmy condor]

I thought there was hidden cameras and shit

like I was getting pranked

[neon oxide]

Get punked

[split jewel]

go even deeper; 1 rogue per spec, per race

[neon oxide]

I have 1 rogue per build, I never play DTB and Shock on the same character

[quiet oar]

1 Rogue Per Raid boss ??

[clever sapphire]

i have 3 rogues, 1 for each spec, outlaw is lowest geared with 450

[balmy condor]

you laugh but there's some deep collector shit for quests where there's a paladin specific quest but it has different ID tags depending on your race so you need to make 6 different paladins or some shit with different races so you can get the right ID to flag

[junior aurora]

if your that deep in the sauce its too late

you need to cold turkey detox wow

[indigo ginkgo]

did already but trinket its like 5k increase against a 15k dagger on same item level ! wtf

[balmy condor]

what

[neon oxide]

huh

can i get the english

[quiet oar]

You can get weaapons everywhere

[royal lantern]

@balmy condor gibts bei deiner omi dann auch das gute PAULANER SPEZI?

[balmy condor]

selbst-misch

[neon oxide]

You can farm m+ for weps, you cant farm m+ for a decent trinket

[quiet oar]

But cant get Grieftorch or ashes everywhere

[quiet oar]

Erstmal n Radler

[subtle tundra]

The tummy ache isn't leaving

😠

[quiet oar]

I woudl visit a doctor

[balmy condor]

seethe

cry

[quiet oar]

I googled the symptons

[subtle tundra]

I'm about to

[quiet oar]

You ahve like 24 hours

[subtle tundra]

Good

Thank the heavens

[royal lantern]

cancer

[balmy condor]

you are what you eat

[royal lantern]

thats why im garbage

[normal mist]

O..o

[balmy condor]

that's why I'm a guy

[normal mist]

[subtle tundra]

ive touched so many men

[balmy condor]

based

[quiet oar]

Thats why im a Hamburger

and i dont mean the food

[subtle tundra]

i danced with a guy thats 2m tall and just imagined it was a woman that was 2m tall

it was my dream come true

[balmy condor]

damn what a fucking lifehack

[rotund oak]

tall women are hard to handle in bed

just sayin'

[quiet oar]

[split jewel]

find one that handles you

[subtle tundra]

weird thats what i was told my a friends mom aswell

[rotund oak]

already did

[subtle tundra]

dont ask why i was having that conversation

[rotund oak]

never ask details

[balmy condor]

this is the most real channel in ravenholdt

[quiet oar]

Ravenholdt?

More like Cravin holdt

Cravin for love

[balmy condor]

go back to the drawing board on that one chief

[split jewel]

Depravenholdt at some points

[balmy condor]

now that's better

that's what I'm talking about

[rotund oak]

thats outlaw channel

[quiet oar]

Withoutherotalentholdt

[balmy condor]

okay tira lowered the bar again

[primal jolt]

Dtierholdt most of the time

[haughty flicker]

mute him so he stops pls

[quiet oar]

[haughty flicker]

hurts to read

[junior aurora]

Cravenholdt bc this place is filled with shady individuals

[rotund oak]

its rogue humor man

what did u expect

[royal lantern]

cant wait for hero talent release and the slowmode cus its good and people spam

or because its bad and people spam

or because people dont like a single thing and spam

its slowmode all the way down

[quiet oar]

Shavenholdt because we are all bald?

[split jewel]

He expected Havenholdt

[junior aurora]

the only thing slowmode is my brain

[primal jolt]

i have long hair >:(

[clever sapphire]

or people spam because people spam

[royal lantern]

we would NEVER

[rotund oak]

more like uwuholdt

[quiet oar]

Well have to decide now

being a rogue or having long hair

[royal lantern]

#assassination created 2 spamm channels btw

[primal jolt]

idk man on AD all trade chat rougues talk about only feet

[balmy condor]

my bad

[primal jolt]

eu ad

damn

[quiet oar]

Idk what you mean

[clever sapphire]

is it pedro and tww-assassination?

[balmy condor]

and :3

[quiet oar]

:3

[clever sapphire]

ah ye i forgot about that

[balmy condor]

that's your sign

to go :3 post

[haughty flicker]

No

[royal lantern]

a single :3 a day keeps the voices at bay

[clever sapphire]

guys if any of you needs a waist just call me, done timewalking and illidan on 3 chars, now i have 8 belts (4 of them was on my main)

[haughty flicker]

I start keys with meowdy in order to keep the voices away

[balmy condor]

what a waist of time

[quiet oar]

I can offer several weapons

[primal jolt]

is it mandatory to go type :3 in tww

[balmy condor]

no

:3 in #1080572530554835072

[quiet oar]

What a waist of potential right there

[primal jolt]

ok done

[balmy condor]

good

repeat daily until heatdeath of universe

[split jewel]

that'll be when fatebound is dropped

[balmy condor]

there is no way fatebound is good

I'm calling it right now

[royal lantern]

applying to guilds is always funny cus my discord username is tryanuwu

[balmy condor]

it's got outlaw

cannot be good

[quiet oar]

[balmy condor]

that's my review of fatebound

you get the sneak peak article

before I even know what fatebound is

[haughty flicker]

I blame sub for trickster being bad personally

[balmy condor]

"it's outlaw and outlaw sucks"

[haughty flicker]

Therefore Fatebound will be the best hero tree

[primal jolt]

please restrain yourself from saying that word in this channel ||outlaw||

[balmy condor]

true

sorry

shouldn't be using slurs so casually

[royal lantern]

i somewhat struggle to see what its gonna be cus outlaw and assa dont really share things?

[quiet oar]

Im telling you

[primal jolt]

i mean we share shadowstep :)

[split jewel]

they share cloak

[balmy condor]

roll the bones

assa gets roll the bones

[quiet oar]

Blade Flurry and Poisonous Blade Flurry

[primal jolt]

assassination is too cool to be shared with other specs dont be ridiculous

it'll be on its own

[balmy condor]

any fatebounders

pull the lever with me my friends

[clever sapphire]

wdym, we need to highroll for a good log

[split jewel]

Fatebound makes it so Bleeds now pulse AoE damage

[quiet oar]

Each tick of Rupture can grant you a RTB Effect for 10 seconds

[balmy condor]

fatebound will be the parse hero talent

[quiet oar]

Parsing while augs exist

and PI

[royal lantern]

we get a shity version of outlaws updownleftrightlowhighhand talent

[split jewel]

1st node: you can now equip guns in your mainhand

[balmy condor]

"your abilities randomly deal between 70% and 140% damage"

[quiet oar]

That sounds like Critting

with extra steps

[haughty flicker]

Crackshot but it’s kingsbane

[balmy condor]

perfect for a hero talent then

[split jewel]

When coming out of stealth, you do no damage unless it's the 6th second out of stealth

[primal jolt]

with new hero talents we get to use a sword in mainhand and we also get to shoot a gun aswell to spend our combo points

[quiet oar]

Both get Vendetta

[haughty flicker]

On a serious note I think Fatebound will have to be one of the trees that have a new ability that it builds around

[clever sapphire]

sounds like spatter currently, but more like 5%-45%

[haughty flicker]

Instead of buffing existing abilities

[slim hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/desmondpacito-cooking-chef-gif-12378159

[balmy condor]

on a serious note HELL no

[split jewel]

My guess is it leans in on Sin execute damage while giving Outlaw some as well

[haughty flicker]

I didn’t say that’s what I want, but it makes the most sense to me

[quiet oar]

How do you guys feeling about using Crimson Vial

[balmy condor]

you gotta be off a drug slurry if you think any of the rogue specs are getting new abilities

[quiet oar]

For dps

[balmy condor]

they're all gonna be passives

[slim hamlet]

No it will just be a passive that passively gives us combat buffs from RtB, and outlaw will get seal fate

[clever sapphire]

i press it on cooldown so nobody can say i never press it

but i dont wanna think about using it

[quiet oar]

Woah, thats like 600K over a 5 Minute fight

[balmy condor]

there is actually 0 world including all the ones doctor strange looked at, where rogue gets a button

I will shave my head bald

[slim hamlet]

Never think never

[balmy condor]

if one of the rogue hero talent

[haughty flicker]

Bet

[balmy condor]

is an active

[clever sapphire]

can you pin that

[quiet oar]

So you are saying, Shavingholdt has a chance

[slim hamlet]

Technically trickster gave us a new rotational button

Soooooo

[rotund oak]

On stream?

[balmy condor]

no it didn't lmao

[slim hamlet]

Screenshotted

[haughty flicker]

Make it into a gif to replace the dance

[split jewel]

New active: Jokerbane

[slim hamlet]

Fint?

Feint*

[balmy condor]

you outting yourself as someone who doesn't press feint?

that's going straight to your raid lead bucko

[slim hamlet]

No but not as a rotational dps button

Wat

[slim hamlet]

No man

[balmy condor]

what does it matter if it's "rotational"

[slim hamlet]

I swear it's only during farm

[balmy condor]

tf does that even mean

[subtle tundra]

he knows already

[balmy condor]

you already press it during combat

constantly

[royal lantern]

yo realz, if you are reading this, you have the chance to do the funniest shit

[split jewel]

Shavenholdt is real

[balmy condor]

why does it matter if feint does damage or not

you press it anyway

that makes it a part of your combat buttons

[slim hamlet]

I mean not on cd but yea

It was not meant to be taken that seriously

Sowwy

[primal jolt]

i need my defensives to not be on a gcd so i dont waste an ENTIRE gcd just to survive

[slim hamlet]

Well not it's not just a defensive so

Feel good

[primal jolt]

waste of my god damn dps

[balmy condor]

btw I'm like 99% sure that the hero talents are shuffled amongst the team, I don't really see one dev doing a full classes worth with how thematic they are, it's gotta be like a pass it around whoever has a cool idea makes the skeleton, some other dev gets stuck fleshing it out

or some shit like that

[royal lantern]

tbf, you dont need new abilitys for a cool tree

the demonic warlock tree is fully passive and its thematic and gameplay wise cool af

[clever sapphire]

and nobody can cook something up for assa x outlaw so thats why its coming out so late

[balmy condor]

it's not even delayed

it's alpha

but sure yeha

but like

idk

[clever sapphire]

delayed was the wrong wording

[rotund oak]

Realz should own your butt

[balmy condor]

I wouldn't count on realz for making hero talents good

[rotund oak]

just by adding a new button

[royal lantern]

you read to deep into memes

trust me, dont need to tell me about Development, i know that its a bigtime group thing and not "1guy does it solo lol"

[slim hamlet]

So more possibility for one of them to see it and make u go bald

Easy

[balmy condor]

yeh ik but plenty of people definitely go "oh realz is THE rogue dev"

and that's just

so dumb lmao

[haughty flicker]

No im pretty sure realz is the cause of all rogue related issues

[royal lantern]

he is/was the "voice" of the guys doing the stuff

[split jewel]

is Realz the DH talent tree guy?

[haughty flicker]

Realz is why I grey parse

[slim hamlet]

I assume most people just say his name because that is all we know

[slim hamlet]

He works on both rogue and dh

[slim hamlet]

Also all rogue related benefits

[primal jolt]

i am the assassination dev and i have decided to add ALL of the shadowlands covenant abilities to your hero talents, enjoy!

[split jewel]

Fatebound causes Adrenaline Rush/Death mark to explode damage when cast. Deathstalker causes Shurkien Toss/Poisoned Knife to do more damage.

[balmy condor]

yeh but it's also just kind of a weird parasocial thing where people are putting all of blizzards decisions on realz. Bad hero talent, realz fault, good talent rework, bless realz, assa gets nerfed? realz why

real weird behavior

[slim hamlet]

So that means sbs will be fixed for volco?

[clever sapphire]

is this the new cooking/meme channel now that tww is in slowmode?

[haughty flicker]

Yeah we migrated for now

[slim hamlet]

Yea

[haughty flicker]

Until this gets put in slow mode too

[balmy condor]

the alpha channels are more heavily moderated

[slim hamlet]

But often we also ask you to buff assa

[balmy condor]

by design

[slim hamlet]

And you never do

[balmy condor]

my bad

[slim hamlet]

[royal lantern]

we all know deep down that all of those things where done by green/orange/purple names anyway

[clever sapphire]

ah okay, so those are actually fully meant for talk about tww without memes really and or dooming, makes sense

[slim hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[balmy condor]

I got a strong feeling that doom is inevitable

[clever sapphire]

aye thats for sure

[limber lion]

It was just super over the top with all the pedro spam previously. Some memeing and dooming is always inevitable

[balmy condor]

It’s a rogue discord with new expansion content

[clever sapphire]

i havent been around for that long and even i know that its gonna happen

[balmy condor]

Doom is basically the main course

[slim hamlet]

Sudden doom for rogues deathstalker tree confirmed

[royal lantern]

allright, PvP cooking time

outlaw rogues with Adrenalin Rush active should take poison dmg 40% faster, higher heart rate = poison pumps faster trought the body

[slim hamlet]

U had me until "pvp"

[clever sapphire]

its good

keep reading it

[slim hamlet]

Oh yea

Yea I agree

[haughty flicker]

Kingsbane shouldn’t work on targets who aren’t canonically kings

Doesn’t make any sense

[slim hamlet]

Deathmark should actually make them die

[clever sapphire]

poisons/bleeds shouldnt work on undead since they are already dead

[split jewel]

DTB gets nerfed because Dragonflight crafting is the previous expansion

[limber lion]

Lethal Poison doesn't seem too lethal when it drops after a few seconds

[slim hamlet]

Numbing poison should probably make them basically faint

[balmy condor]

Idk how to combat dooming

[primal jolt]

my knives should kill enemies because knife hurt

[slim hamlet]

Idk what that means

[split jewel]

Not re-stealthing is a major DPS losas

[balmy condor]

Maybe I start handing out !warns for overly doomers

[slim hamlet]

Ohh

I thought u were talking about combat spec

[balmy condor]

Nah

I just know

No matter what happens

When assa hero talents hit alpha

It’s gonna be doom city

Regardless of what it is

[haughty flicker]

I can’t wait

[limber lion]

Yeah it's a bit of a difficult one because it always attracts new people in to the discord

[hexed willow]

I’m excited

[balmy condor]

Doesn’t matter what the talents actually are

[limber lion]

and those newbies will doom for sure

[slim hamlet]

I feel like there is a lot bigger chance it's gonna be good than not

[quiet oar]

Koffing did

In Outlaw

[balmy condor]

It’s gonna be doom

[quiet oar]

[rotund oak]

buff amp poison 🤝

[slim hamlet]

Only a few talents have actually been bad

[limber lion]

Even if we tell all the regulars to stop dooming, with new stuff in the game the new people joining the discord will just keep the dooming up instead.

[balmy condor]

Ah so there’s precedent for it

[royal lantern]

Doom Eternal

[balmy condor]

Even better

[hexed willow]

If we already have 1 tree that works with feint, that means the other 2 won’t work with feint

So there’s hope

[limber lion]

Yeah and pickpocket and distract

[haughty flicker]

Still have more defensives

[limber lion]

So only damage for us

[slim hamlet]

Evasion? Cloak?

[limber lion]

kill all utility

we want damage

[hexed willow]

Yeah but those are longer cds

[slim hamlet]

Just delete all defensives and utility

[quiet oar]

@bitter trout and me were just white names for a few mins

[slim hamlet]

And make everything offense

[haughty flicker]

Wait

I know what it is

[slim hamlet]

Isn't rogue known for only doind dmg anyways

[quiet oar]

and we were only memeing

[haughty flicker]

Fatebound makes kick a dps button

[royal lantern]

you know, i never understood why the talent is called that way

like, yeha you can say "cus its Dragonflight and fits thematical with the Name" but NO other talent has something like that

[subtle tundra]

Maybe we won't be pi spec anymore 😊

[quiet oar]

Sephuz all over again

[slim hamlet]

Deathstalker could unironicslly make shadowstep be some kind of offense

Would be cool thematicslly

Maybe not in gameplay

But as long as you got 2 charges it don't really matter, same with feint

[hexed willow]

Give all rogues grappling hook and make shadowstep an offensive cd

[subtle tundra]

Leave myy shadowstep alone

[primal jolt]

i love shadowstep as it is fr

[royal lantern]

remove shadowstep and grappling hook cus im a hater

[slim hamlet]

Grappling hook is such a nice ability

But not very rogue like besides private spec

[quiet oar]

and create a Stephook

[royal lantern]

eh, i mean it is?

[slim hamlet]

Remove mutilate and make us auto for cp, making snd feel more valuable

[haughty flicker]

Feels pretty rogue like to me

[quiet oar]

or a grappling shadow

[haughty flicker]

Grappling hook for second story work and shit

[hexed willow]

Shadowstep creates a shadow where you previously were that you can teleport back to

[slim hamlet]

I guess now that I think about what a grappling hook actually is yea

[clever sapphire]

so you wanna make boon unusable

[quiet oar]

Torghast ability

[slim hamlet]

Doesn't feel very stealth ingame

[quiet oar]

Your shadwostep increases your dmg done by 50%

[royal lantern]

shadowstep only lets you blink to actual shadows

dark arena with no shadows? suck it up loser

[primal jolt]

it would make sense to get smokebomb as cd for assassination

in hero talents

cd of some kind

implemented in evasion and its for like 5 people

kek

[haughty flicker]

That’s it actually

[clever sapphire]

giving a useless cooldown to 5 people

[haughty flicker]

Fatebound is a support spec

[clever sapphire]

wow

[haughty flicker]

You spread your defensives to your party

Tying their fate to yours

[primal jolt]

yes

[haughty flicker]

We’ve cracked the code

[primal jolt]

increases avoidance

[hexed willow]

@balmy condor does optimism drown out dooming or what’s the best way to be helpful

[balmy condor]

Best way to be helpful is not doom

[quiet oar]

Man its hard to not doom with doomblade in oyur talent tree

[hexed willow]

Can we doom for outlaw/sub having to use Feint offensively?

[balmy condor]

Optimism is actually kinda problematic in its own way cause if you put an optimist and a doomer in the same conversation, it usually ends up in a shouting match

[quiet oar]

But

Its entertaining

to some degree

[clever sapphire]

it truly be a doomblade, cause you never even see it

[quiet oar]

Because Assa Is so bad right ?!?!?!?!?!?

[clever sapphire]

doomblade is just a means to an end (aka the way to bonespike)

[quiet oar]

[split jewel]

Shuriken Toss/Poisoned Knife allows your next Shadow Step to be free and empowered. Empowered Shadowstep increases the damage of you're next Generator by 100% and grants max CP.

[haughty flicker]

Making a free ability free

A powerful passive

[split jewel]

Well, not trigger CD

really, I just wanted to buff KB

[haughty flicker]

I think it’ll be the opposite way

Shadowstep uses all of your current energy to deal damage based on the amount used

[primal jolt]

smokebomb-active creates a cloud of smoke in which drastically decreases the chance of being hit, -blind spot (passive) enemies in the smoke bomb for the next 5 seconds have a 100% increased chance to get critically hit

[split jewel]

call the node "Nothing Personal"

[royal lantern]

ITS GONNA SUCK AND RUIN EVERYTHING

ITS GONNA BE GREAT WDYM

"releases in a kinda allright but overall non-remarkable way"

SEE?????? ITS THE WORST THING EVER AND KICKED MY DOG!!!

WDYM ITS THE BEST THING EVER AND YOU ARE A HATER

[split jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-chad-gif-18386674

[balmy condor]

Take your meds, you’re talking to yourself again

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-cat-the-voices-gif-25415230

[royal lantern]

i know

[hexed willow]

I can’t hope for anything cause I don’t even know what I want

Besides continue being a fun and engaging spec

[normal mist]

I want the dots to dot more and the poisons to poison more

[royal lantern]

TWW is gonna be good cus i can be a dragon rogue

now give them tmog aswell and its 10/10

[clever sapphire]

only reason why i wont even think about playing dragon fr

imagine not having tmog

[haughty flicker]

I was actually considering going dracthyr rogue when it’s available

But then I remembered the visage forms are female human and male be instead of the other way around

Could’ve had two of the best race/gender combos but chose the opposite

[royal lantern]

who cares about visage

just Play human/belf then

[haughty flicker]

Visage form can transmog

Dragon form can not

Imagine being a dumbass lizard who can’t even transmog anything other than shoulders and belts

And the art team hates you so much that they don’t even make your tier sets match the armor they gave you

[royal lantern]

ye, thats why you give them some fire under their asses to fix that

cus thats just not acceptable at all

and they can fuck right off with their "but clipping!" when its frking wow and everything that is not male human has insane clipping

cant tell me dracthry clipping would be worse then worgen/tauren/troll head pieces

[primal jolt]

orc heritage clips on orcs

idk why dracthyr would be an issue

with clipping

we're used to it anyway

[royal lantern]

#1 rule of wow is allready "dont use head pieces on everything that is not human" cus shit will clip

idk man

[primal jolt]

imo female orc's look better in most gear compared to humans

i think humans hips ruin mogs for me

they're like somewhat equal width as shoulders

(male)

body type 1

[royal lantern]

male orcs litearlly hit their face with weapons while running

[primal jolt]

i mean thats a classic

i wouldn't want it any other way

[haughty flicker]

Can’t use the cool rapier from plunderstorm because it literally clips straight through my characters chest when I run

Very fun

[primal jolt]

bro some weapons clip trough the floor on ALL races

its so obnoxious

dont even get me started with fist weapon clipping

also with these new 3D pants they've been releasing literally every single mace in the game clips trough them

male nightborne cant afford to have shoulders on because if you sit down you cant see your head

because the shoulders are so massive on that race

that it completely covers the head

[arctic socket]

@balmy condor s4 worth playing or

[balmy condor]

No :3

It’s just the first 3 seasons but worse

[arctic socket]

So

Play other stuff

[balmy condor]

Yes mam

[arctic socket]

Until twwt

[slim hamlet]

Did I see :3

[arctic socket]

:3 yes

[balmy condor]

No :3

[limber lion]

[spice surge]

#1080572530554835072 <- get a room buckos

[slim hamlet]

Problem? :3

[limber lion]

Get moderated on

[arctic socket]

No u :3

[slim hamlet]

Already did my duty o7

[balmy condor]

I :3 because the pain is :4-ever

[slim hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-aww-yeah-nervous-scared-gif-15392179

[arctic socket]

@balmy condor come carry me through a raid

[neon oxide]

Use S4 to get into a better guild whilst loads of other players quit or get bored

[spice spire]

Real

[primal jolt]

damn

wanna hear something very silly

i played rogue for like 2 years not realising you can shadowstep to allies

i thought it was to enemies only

[neon oxide]

wtf

[primal jolt]

until at one point i was spamming buttons and accidentally shadow stepped to a friend

i was in awe

[neon oxide]

heres the tooltip incase youve never seen it

xo

[primal jolt]

it changed my life forever as a rogue

i dont read

i click and find out

[spice spire]

Sin rogue POV

[neon oxide]

On one hand I cant blame you because blizzard tooltips are forever bad

on the other hand I hate you because thats exactly what my best friend of 15 years does

and it drives me eternally insane

[primal jolt]

found out about it in lterally worst era of rogue imo

the df prepatch

logging on to rogue to find out i have 5 poisons and like 50 buttons in my rotation

[neon oxide]

"I'm not getting quest completion for these mobs wtf"

"Have you clicked the item on their bodies?"

"No..."

"Did you read the quest text?"

"No..."

Conversation I have on the regular

[primal jolt]

bro thinks i quest

[hexed willow]

I remember when I first saw the assassination opener having never played rogue before

[neon oxide]

Well clearly I dont have that conversation with you, was referring to my friend who also never reads things xD

[primal jolt]

honestly rogue is so much harder on paper

then it is in practice

[bitter trout]

What happened

Being pinged is assa cord

[hexed willow]

Where’s the “not learning just complaining” style

[neon oxide]

Well that wouldnt be a learning style would it

duhh

[quiet oar]

I said dooming is already banned

[spice spire]

Yes man

[quiet oar]

No dooming

until doomsday

[bitter trout]

Yeah dooming is banned

Koffing said so

[shrewd night]

👀

[spice surge]

Save your dooming for fatebound reveal

[royal lantern]

saving energy for better dooming when the time comes

smart

[spice spire]

Are you everywhere

[shrewd night]

https://tenor.com/view/peek-cat-hey-there-hey-hello-gif-17017202

[rotund oak]

feral traitor koffing

😂

[shrewd night]

Why are you laughing homie

[rotund oak]

coz i remembered our last ingame interaction

wont say on which alt i was

im remaining under the radar

but u are a solid cat ❤️

[clever sapphire]

its called "pooling"

i thought you would know about it being that this is the assa channel

[shrewd night]

Wait what

I have had a mental boom the past weeks, sorry if I was toxic

[spice spire]

Past few weeks. Of course

[rotund oak]

even if u were,it doesnt matter,im waay too old to be a snowflake

[spice surge]

Koffing villain arc

[royal lantern]

"arc"

[rotund oak]

yo fishing koffing

[spice spire]

Mf is my daily opp

Fr

[rotund oak]

u boys have no idea

[shrewd night]

There has been a questionable amount of healers and warriors in the groups lately mkay

[royal lantern]

the past 6 and future 19 seasons are his villian "arc"

[rotund oak]

he waasnt even toxic

[shrewd night]

Well, now I have to know

[spice spire]

Mf be saying “tell me if you’re good, I’m tired of these monkies”

[shrewd night]

jokes on him, he says I wasnt even toxic, but bro didnt listen in on discord

[arctic socket]

Man had a mental boom

Congratz on the extra winkles

@spice spire why you callin people monkies this early? Go back to bed wake up on the other side

[primal jolt]

just upgraded both my daggers

boom 12k dps increase on sims

[arctic socket]

Nice

[rotund oak]

[arctic socket]

Was one of them Nicholas?

[rotund oak]

what daggers btw

specifics

[spice spire]

Sass me again and I swear to god TO

[primal jolt]

betrayers cinderblade and drakonid claw

got nothing better for now tbh

they also have a voidance on them

[arctic socket]

WhT you gonna do? Threaten me with a good time? Do it wuss

[arctic socket]

Cranky

[spice spire]

Blud is yapping

[arctic socket]

Only one yapping is your ego

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/sips-tea-stephen-a-smith-gif-13112895

Why is it when shiennar shows up somewhere people start fighting?

[rotund oak]

cool cool

[spice spire]

Mf what ego. Only thing ur egoing to do is yap more

[gusty mirage]

Quake has the self esteem of a squirrel

[maiden rover]

Give quake a break. He woke up on the wrong side of my bed this morning.

[gusty mirage]

Mfer saying he has an ego

[rotund oak]

dogfathers do bro

we all share the same

Btw u crafting on crit/mast right?

[gusty mirage]

Quake’s a bitch tho

[rotund oak]

ahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

[gusty mirage]

I’m playing ret primarily in keys

So haste versa for me

We timing +10s at 487 ilvl

[rotund oak]

[gusty mirage]

Ret’s broken af

It honestly needs a nerf or two

[rotund oak]

no way,how can u say that

its fine

[gusty mirage]

True

I should be competing with people who are 12 ilvl higher than me

[rotund oak]

disgusting

[gusty mirage]

Tbh it’s not even the damage that’s disgusting

[high jetty]

Sin competes with people tanks who are 12 ilvl under

[gusty mirage]

It’s the fact that it does that much damage and has infinite fucking utility

[rotund oak]

and tanky af

[gusty mirage]

It’s hilarious how much difficulty you can trivialize with their utility

It’s honestly not okay at all

First boss brackenhide, bop + LOH + sac makes the worst parts of that boss significantly easier

[slim hamlet]

Also they can't die

[rotund oak]

devs had a conversattion air'd like a week ago about buffing sod rets

[gusty mirage]

Nerf rogue tho

[rotund oak]

since rets on retail are just fine

[gusty mirage]

[rotund oak]

[slim hamlet]

Sorry buddy, should've simply been a more popular spec

Gl next expansion tho

[gusty mirage]

Idfk how the balance team looks at ret and goes “this is fine”

[rotund oak]

rolling a joint

some skunk

[gusty mirage]

I guess because it’s raid DPS isn’t like giga broken maybe? Idk

[rotund oak]

works everytime

[slim hamlet]

I highly doubt the balance team is looking at anything for season 4 no?

[slim hamlet]

Oh yea or that

[gusty mirage]

I mean it was problematic last season too

And they buffed them lmfao

[slim hamlet]

Raid is all that matters

[arctic socket]

Huh

[slim hamlet]

Why do you think our m+ got reduced to peepee poopoo again

[gusty mirage]

Because you guys were bullying people in heroic

This is your faults

[slim hamlet]

Mb

Wait

Heroic week coming back will just make it worse

[dark token]

And it's tanky af

[gusty mirage]

Yeah it’s legit unfair

[slim hamlet]

The better the TC for the spec the worse the spec is for mythic raiding

[gusty mirage]

You have giga dam every minute, tanky af, infinite utility, like bruh

[dark token]

Cr + insane utility + top tier dmg + tanky af

[slim hamlet]

This time we for real gotta sandbag

[dark token]

Meanwhile sin: no CR, silence on pull, bottom dmg, squishy

Hmmm

[gusty mirage]

All I wanted was assassination to do good damage in keys

[slim hamlet]

Silence on pull tho

[gusty mirage]

[slim hamlet]

Should be enough

[dark token]

We got raid nerfed too much

And people didn't vote s2 set

[slim hamlet]

I would've pushed keys s4 if we got s2 set fo sho

[dark token]

Even without any nerfs sin would have been meh/avg in keys due to squishy issue

[royal lantern]

turns out

beeing able to give others a immunity + insane offhealing + dispelling some of the most common debuff types + CR is kinda broken when it all comes at 0 drawbacks for using them

who could have guesd that

[slim hamlet]

Sin in m+ first few weeks were hard fucking tho

[gusty mirage]

Hey the brez has a cast time and costs holy power!

[slim hamlet]

Before the packs got oneshot

[royal lantern]

like, remember blizz going on a full blue posts telling feral players that feral needing to swap forms to use it cr and then swap back is actually a good thing

[slim hamlet]

And ofc the 3-4 nerfs

[royal lantern]

then ret

[slim hamlet]

It was for the rpg part of the game right?

Their justification

[royal lantern]

no

the justification was "it causes friction in the gameplay, people that play feral like things like that cus its a HaRd SpEc", so it stays"

(feral i not hard for a long time now)

[slim hamlet]

Aintnoway

[gusty mirage]

Terrific

[slim hamlet]

That was it

I don't believe it

[gusty mirage]

No that sounds like something blizzard would say

[slim hamlet]

Hmm

[gusty mirage]

That’s right up their alley

[slim hamlet]

Even for old blizzard that is a rough one

[gusty mirage]

They love the term “friction”

[slim hamlet]

I wanna feel friction

Just once in my life

[gusty mirage]

That’s why they refused to make things account wide forever

Because they wanted people to feel rewarded

[royal lantern]

Slice and Dice is good cus "it creates a gameplay Ritual you do on the opener"

[slim hamlet]

Why did they change raid drops in shadowlands then?

[royal lantern]

not even hating SnD rn cus there are like, 20000000000 other things that are more important

but that was also 1 of those "friction" moment

[slim hamlet]

[gusty mirage]

I remember seeing the SL preview

And seeing shiv and snd

[slim hamlet]

I am so happy that I don't give a shit about snd being a thing

[gusty mirage]

And laughing so fucking hard

While everyone else was geeking over getting old shit

I’m like wow! Shiv!

[royal python]

Has caustic been fixed in raid

[gusty mirage]

It should be ye

Wait

[slim hamlet]

No

[royal lantern]

no it isnt

[slim hamlet]

Kinda

[gusty mirage]

No caustic still fucked I think

[slim hamlet]

Maybe

Check latest pin

[gusty mirage]

They fixed everything else though

[royal python]

Caustic still causing friction

[gusty mirage]

Imagine adding a scaling buff to raid and breaking half the abilities in the game

[slim hamlet]

Not having played s4 and constantly seeing how much stuff was broken was kinda funny

That shit was not tested

[gusty mirage]

Blizzard never tests anything

That’s why they release PTR bud

Go work for free

[slim hamlet]

I mean its never this bad

So many things giving old currencies and ilvl

[royal lantern]

ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

[slim hamlet]

Weird scaling in both Dawn and raid

[gusty mirage]

They just needed you to awaken

Get it?! HAHA CUZ ITS AWAKENED

[slim hamlet]

Mostly the thing about old currencies and ilvl is rough

[royal lantern]

i do when TWW releaed

[slim hamlet]

I can't wait for pandaland

[gusty mirage]

idk I’m having fun on ret

[slim hamlet]

U guys gonna play it?

[gusty mirage]

Dungeons are dogshit tho

[quiet oar]

Imaging patching no Content in but bugs

[gusty mirage]

[slim hamlet]

Actually true

Lol

Well technicslly

[gusty mirage]

Wait they gave us hard mode DOTI giving hero track on ALL bosses!

[royal lantern]

why is m+ litearlly just "survive 1hits lol" again now

like bruh

[gusty mirage]

That’s content!

[slim hamlet]

They added a quest and 5 new mounts

Sooooo

[spice spire]

Stay mad

[gusty mirage]

Idk this season is a fucking meme man

[slim hamlet]

And 2 titles

[gusty mirage]

Actual clown fiesta

[slim hamlet]

Wait no 3

That's big

[gusty mirage]

I love how they acknowledge it’s a meme season

[royal python]

Which quest

[gusty mirage]

And then put the standard limitations

[slim hamlet]

That one with night elf or something

[quiet oar]

Let alone th Shadow Rupture bug on Sin

[gusty mirage]

Crests, sparks, and chicken bouillon being capped is kinda cringe

[quiet oar]

Its so funny

[slim hamlet]

Spy or some shit i can't remember

[quiet oar]

How do you fuck it up that hard

[primal jolt]

remember to drink your gamer juice for bonus damage guys (energy drink)

[slim hamlet]

Huh

[royal python]

Where to find it

[primal jolt]

im drinking my 14th monster atm i got a raid tonight

[gusty mirage]

Freebase some cocaine for extra damage

[slim hamlet]

Idk, it was on wowhead, I think it is in the 10.2 zone around the middle main area

[royal python]

Ok thanks!

[quiet oar]

There is a bug with Tset

[royal lantern]

outlaw main detected

[primal jolt]

RESTRAIN YOURSELF FROM SAYING THAT INAPPROPRIATE WORD IN THIS CHANNEL

[gusty mirage]

If you have 4pc of s3 and 1 pc from s4 and swap specs it replaces your 2pc bonus

[quiet oar]

It not replaces it

[gusty mirage]

So assa gets shadow rupture

Does it give you both?

[quiet oar]

yes

[gusty mirage]

Lmfao

ASSA SAVED GUYS LOGIN

[quiet oar]

Like we did tindral yesterday for mount farm

i had Shadow rutpure

AND Naturesblight

[gusty mirage]

Neat

[real solar]

Hi Oxi

[gusty mirage]

Sub getting naturesblight is probably nuts

[gusty mirage]

Hi ily

[royal lantern]

ayo

old oxi pfp again

the angry oxi

[gusty mirage]

Oxi no angry no more

Oxi big chilling

Oxi probably done with wow before tww, Oxi free

[real solar]

Wait what’s the shadow rupture but

bug*

ily oxi

[gusty mirage]

Equip 4pc from s3 and 1pc from s4 and swap sub and back to assa

And you also get shadow rupture from sub’s 2pc lol

[primal jolt]

i was curious if moving to the UK will improve my dagger damage

has anyone tried it out

[gusty mirage]

It’s already been reported so idk how long the bug will stay

But might as well have fun with it while it’s here

[rotund oak]

played from scarborough for like 2 months,cant confirm

luck still ass

[gusty mirage]

Invalidate some logs

Go ham

[primal jolt]

damn

i even changed my pronouns to shank/shanked on discord

hoping i would top the meters

[rotund oak]

xd

[primal jolt]

but kinda hard competing with rets atm

[gusty mirage]

Just wait for the wizards to finish gearing

[rotund oak]

the only thing u can hope to compete is pvp

[gusty mirage]

They’re going to shit on everyone

Spriest is already bonkers