#assassination
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ever would find it funny
come at me
im eating doritos
bro half the people here are german, germans dont laugh anyways
I was just gonna say I thought muricans used elephants and football fields for measurements
thats it
Thought getting topped is exactly what subs want?
depends on if we have a Keller or not
nothing more nothing less
tru its not a joke, its a fact 

Ingame ye
damn evoker tset lookin good
too bad they are never in a form where you see their mog
imagine making a race
make tier sets for them
and then dont allow tmog
actually wasting resources that way
instead of just enable tmog lol
I love lava almost as much as I love lead
wonder if they remove the need to go dragon eventually
fixed it for ya
whats the fucking point then
"we make a dragon race, but you dont play as a dragon"
????????
bruh
thats some F2P asia mmo shit
if people wanna play the visage form
play a belf or human

hi it me
Hello
mfers asking for sims when theres been no rogue hero talents revealed yet smh my head
yea we’re still waiting on all 3 trees
Tell these frauds eleem
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
I even managed to get the mount from fyrakk today, truly gaming
Got it on first kill -> sold to goblin for mad cash -> still get it before season ends 
Holy fuck ur so thicc
can I borrow it
Is this about the new mounts
I’m 33 


to be fair once the "always in stealth" hero talent drops they'll have a lot less to ask about
I dont see them doing that
"Shadow dance now also roots your character and causes you to dance"
perfect
its just 11 nodes giving varying amount of CDR to shadow dance
sign me up
uhuh but for sub and assa
as long as snd is going you're in shadow dance and as long as shadow dance is going you apply kingsbane to targets
still better then trickster, ngl
i think trickster will only be good for pvp
idk man trickster is a pretty sick ascendancy
very defensive
overleech OP
Idk why it would, its in theory incredibly OP in pve
Having feint up with no opportunity cost (and also it being 50% instead of 40%) is cracked, on any boss thats mostly avoidance/feintable damage you wont be able to die as trickster
i mean itll be good its just not gonna be fun to play
Ye, its uninspiring but undoubtedly very strong defensively (which is odd since sub & outlaw are already among the tankiest specs)
the cdr of both specs should not work on deffensive skills
thats honestly a kinda stupid thing in the first place
Our talents were released, right? They're just hiding, right?
WTF
BANGER GIF TY


why you guys keep trapping stealthi in a.. uh.. fishbowl.. circle...thing
let the man out

What if it was a camera on him?
its pedro tho
Hey @balmy condor why no alpha vids my guy!!!! A “source” told me that “unofficially” that the SIN guru should have lots of new video…i mean how far CAN you trust unverified sources right? lol
point me to my alpha invite or any assassination hero talents
and I'll make a video on it
Damn sources!!! I paid good feet picks for that info!!!! Sorry, got my hopes up lol
unluck
post this racoon until hero talents drop
oh I see
oh we gon be pedro posting for a while while i see
sneakpeak of deathstalker using pickpocket rotationally

well fed bonus from pickpocket confirmed
can I pickpocket the mount off a boss? I would take that talent
fun fact
I dont think this is going to be fun
or a fact
legion season 1 you could grapple hook over the first boss aerea
and pickpocket some mythic items (2 or 3 iirc)
damn that is fun
and a fact
yeah because Blizz hates fun, confirmed
fun detected
it was fun detected
it is also one of the reason grappling hook is not that consistent anymore
damn, i feel like a dinosaur looking at legion release date
Damn
I was actually gonna say good job remembering, I barely remember most of legion. Hell I can barely remember last week
i started doing TC in legion

basically if you spend hundrets of hours doing tc, answering the same questions and explaining bugs/interactions. You just remember things a bit more in detail
yeah im sure
the hard part is the leap to theorycrafting which i dont think everyone can do
you can answer questions but its a lot harder to look at sim data and stuff and glean what works best
You also have to think outside the box sometimes
Because of interactions others might not see
Sometimes the interactions are bugs that dont make sense as well

Like in S2 for sub, all theorycrafting pointed to dust being the best, but numbers ingame were just higher with dark brew
Because it turned out dark brew applied its effect twice for some reason
the reason is called spaghetti code 
I love spaghetti
same
yeah i think it takes a certain type of brain to parse all that
a lot of stuff for assa especially now is super intertwined as well
using tea for mastery sucked really bad, like -1.5%
forever
and that's always an idea that existed
but it only formed after full stacking kingsbane nighstalker trinket etc
once all of the puzzle pieces fit on kingsbane, then the tea idea came back at the end
Yeah
esp like new xpac drops
I bet 99% of folks wouldn't have thought to Vanish/Tea/load up for KB's final ticks
this one at least makes sense
a lot of damage is backloaded in KB so how do we amp that
You'd probably be in that small minority though
I mean, would be cool to think that people would have that thought process, but you can kinda see how many people come in here all the time asking for help and not knowing a lot of the mechanics and things like that
it seems really easy in hindsight like that, but wasting improved garrote uptime from shadow dance for a vague crit buff isn't an easy move to make
im just saying there's a clear thought path for that interaction at least
Also our exposure to the TC'ing going on probably lets us think of things like this compared to the majority of the WoW community
yea for sure
i mean im not firing up a feral alt and thinking of the rotation, ill just go cop a rotation
Yeah, exactly
but when you do get to the part where you're optimizing and joining class discords it does kinda train your brain a bit
rogue is kind of a mess compared to a lot of stuff though
at least i try to understand why things are the way they are
warrior for example generally is just "press everything on cooldown"
Ret presses the things that glow
hunter specs are a lot of "press the cooldown/uptime button, then spam X"
ret same thing yeah
this has been the spec since wrath
(before wrath they didnt have buttons to press)
Whereas rogues (not outlaw) has pooling stuff, which goes completely against what most other classes do
With the always be casting stuff
yeah pooling does make it much more complicated to figure out
like figuring out what energy level you should pool to is not intuitive a lot of the time
energy and dots are difficult mechanics
confirming once again that outlaw is no rogue Spec

outlaw is a warrior spec that is yellow
!fuus
Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version
maybe warrior is a outlaw class that is brown
❤️
well rogue has always been discount warrior until like wod
did u not do mage tower
that gets bonuses for only using one hand
only using 1 hand irl

one hand + crossbow/gun offhand
even for other tcs, there were people reporting assassinations sim rotation as a bug because they saw the sim not casting for 8ish seconds and not understanding why
boomer nap time mid rotation
and that's people who dive into apl and sim implementations frequently
kinda doomed for average player
yea
theres only like 3 specs in the game that pool
so if you never played any of those specs you'd think someone was messing up looking at cast timers
who else pools
Not really
Boomie kinda does because it tries to max starlord uptime...
i bounced completely off the reworked sub so haven't kept with it
ABC 🙂 always be casting 🙂 haha 🙂
If we had less energy we certainly would though
even adding boomie into that its only 2 classes lol
4/39 specs potentially
Doesn't Frost DK with Breath wanna pool RP?
pool dn
RL of new guild wanted a melee PoV during prog for a couple pulls, so i did a discord stream for him
after 2 pulls he asked why im "waiting and not doing anything"

I think Havoc does when they play Fel Barrage (niche though)
don't you have racists to ban or something
what's dn? 🙂
get benched for not trying hard enough nerd
Dino nuggies
I love dino nuggies
you have to use the abbreviation though

i can put dino nuggies in my mouth all day long

Alcohol isn't always great, but a lot of us still drink it anyway
nah
My name is Tony nugz and I’m an alcoholic
delicious nougat
tyty
awh my gawd, can i play a flying rogue now
honestly, someoned showed me the downtime of Sub on sims recently and explained it was downtime due to pooling resources
Nope

i can play a dragon rogue
but *should * you
flying
yes
rogue
it was a trick question
good
i mena
i feel like dragon becomes the best m+ spec for a lot of classes right
multiple aoe stops just on racials
or you play green dwarf
and the evoker talents that make them better make them their current strenght
cus, you know, that would be reasonable
that would be best but we'll see
i mean tww is not dragon expansion anymore
so they can nerf the specs and racials to the ground
and delete aug
human rep bonus deleted is such a good change
im not sure if whisp is serious or sarcastic
nah man he's dead ass
he's always serious
remember all the fucking sheets to max renown at the start of this tier?
with the rep bonus being gone
that's it
He has never once joked in this channel
human rep bonus has been a problem for like 9 years
esp when they tie bonuses to player power to rep
remember the fucking paragon box mounts from legion?
allright, stoneform next on the block then

just remove all in combat racials ngl
cus what the fuck is stoneform
stoneform needs to be deleted
yes
or nerfed like dark iron dwarf was
yall remember first iteration of dark iron dwarf racial?
like, disable racials in dungeons/raids/pvp
it gave you bonkers ass primary stat
NOT ARCANE TORRENT >:3
lol is that normal, that when u press your 2 on use trinket to early it goes back to full cd? 
let them be flavor stuff in open world
turn stoneform into just a toggle that makes you look like a rock
big dog, arcane torrent's been borderline useless outside of fringe cases for like well over a decade now
ye but let me keep my undead racial that steals life
or whatever it does
MY CLEANSE
it breaks stealth
if they bring back KR you can feel useful yet again ed dw
THAT EXPLAINS SO FUCKING MUCH
Okok
undead racial is notorious for breaking stealth
hey I had some big arcane torrents to get the heal off mobs when people forgot to kick in m+
Imagine breathing in general
real
brother I'm trying to figure out which tree I want to kiss on the drive home
you talking to me about imagining breathing
deathstalker or trickster
The cutest once
Easily the cute one
lol wtf
damn that last tree is good
id take the bus
2nd last would be my choice
im past the stage where that was a thought for 3years now
take that Depression
share tips
have a friend that fully supports you and is willing to listen, and doesnt care about some of your weirder parts
can i pad on fyrakk with splatter or not worht?
ah shit
on mythic yeh you can, in heroic guilds/pugs aren't grouping adds consistently enough and they die way too fast
ima still be unethical - people are somehow only aoe'ing and the adds are living forever
might aswell have my piece
people not pugging are def missing out on the expierence fr
I don't pug on purpose
just to make sure that other people can experience it instead
kinda selfless like that ya know
thats copium
I'm also 6'9 and drive a tesla
(he has a 14 in cock too)
who in the right mind does not want to prog 1 week bevor new season?
atleast
Nice
you can't really tell because he has to fold it in half and lug it over his shoulder
pugging is so miserable man
i had to pug to get beacon s2, never again
wdym being curved is like 9/9M how the people act about it xD
Pug this pug that, why don’t you pick up a group of bitches
im faithful to the homies
I'm curved for sure daddy

curved. swords.

I'm like a Kinsgbane, best 14 seconds of your life
ew.
I’m like sudden demise. When you hit 35% is when I pop
This chat is more cursed than normal today.
I'm like doomblade, useless AF
its more of a loop at this point
14seconds??
braging is lame mate
I also have a small penis
Proof?
We can combine our powers
We’re gonna swap to a lifted pickup truck?
With new LEDs i hope
I’m thinking we side by side like a forklift
And then we might be able to lift a toothpick
I am soo happy I decided to check discord before shutting off my phone before bed
thanks 🙂


ROFL this chat

Wow Tyson
Tyson goes crazy hard
Just need to find a Trent
And then we got Kyle Tyson and Trent
The frat final boss
Council fight
ok john
Would you consider yourself….
A quacker?
True

Not thst generic
ok Chad
sometimes I forget my own name
Whatever you say, 2007 guitar hero 3 legends of rock for the wii
Guess I’m a real mf
Okay Zar
McYapperson
real talk I think it may be a 50/50 split on people using my real name and calling me zar irl
It’s about 70/30 on irl name
Most people that know it just call me irl.
Wow people like saying quake
It’s more of an environment thing for me, if everyone’s calling me whispyr I’m chilling, but if it’s a half and half it’s real weird
Every time someone called me by my name at blizzcon I winced
But I think if someone just walked up to me at work and called me whispyr I would also wince
Ya know
Wait at blizzcon you winced at ur irl name?
Yeah
I feel way worse when someone calls me quake irl ngl
I was introducing myself to people as whispyr
Ironically my guild calls me tnugz because that’s my druids name and what I raided on initially but now I’m on my rogue with my actual name and my gm still calls me tnugz
Okay Tony
yeah for sure
Tonyaps cause you got a ton of yaps
Ngl I have to hold back the irl name when referring to whisp often. That’s why I type whisp instead of whispyr 9/10 times. It’s at least a way to maintain it
ok mack
Yeah I gotta hold it back when referring to you too bro
Lil bro doesn’t even know it fr
I know yo ass related to riley
Damn

Man is gooning so hard rn
I’m locked in
Now ask me to pronounce ur last name, and death will be upon me. I’m going to ruin it six ways to Sunday
Voice memo in my DMs now
McYapperson isnt hard to say
I’m not tryna finish you off tonight
I know what you want u sick fuck
I need to turn you into a dubstep remix
Makeitquake mix lowkey goes hard



Me soon
its 6:55pm and I'm trying to figure out if I can go to bed without my bf making fun of me
more and more every day
dayum
have u ever switched ur name
i used erevis for a bit back in wow classic and now when im in discord with the classic people i dragged to my retail guild i get called both
Nah always been Makeitquake in the gaming sphere
2010s for me
Early names were made from uh. A teenage boy
The rare old old head that knows me goes by an old randomized name I used
Most don’t play WoW anymore 
my og name i used everywhere i never actually used on wow tbh
mainly bc it had my name in it but i stopped caring about that, my discord name for a while was just my name until they made us all pick new users
I’ve been whispyr since legion
Don’t remember what it was before
I had some burner name while I was trying the game out in WoD
Banger name fwiw
Bang bang







thanks everyone
I'm amazed that MakeItQuack hadn't been taken for that long
Anyone have a WA that yells or smthn when KB gets parried to express anger?
Zar has one I think
it doesnt make noise and its for any parry not just kb but yeah
You just suicide and call it a wipe
Oh any parry

Kill when
jkuhdsaghg
we just kept
randomly blazing the seeds
everyone except me is available on monday for race to world last
so i guess i dont get CE
😦
Quit your job
im not raiding at the dinner table
Like 8 million I think

Ill take 2.7 mil
I’ll take a small loan of one million gold
nvm you right that was the night before
That sucks though big time
Just give me your login credentials and SSN
and i'll hop on monday and play for you

good idea

Just trying to imagine how we lived before this meme is weird
And I can't fathom living without it

Hello, after rehreshing memory off assa im little confused on one think. Deathmark - should i cast this before or after garrote/rapture on target?
after
Thanks
How do u have the mog knight role D:
I want dat
I have best mog
extensive shitposting
and you need like 1000 pedros
Make my name pink !!!!
How do I not have it yet then
.
you guys are shitposting in the wrong channel
need to go roast some tmogs and post some pedros


yoooooo
banger

omfg
fancy
Banger? I hardly know er!
np
np
can you make blizzard yap about rogue hero talents
Or are your powers not strong enough
Oh how the mighty have fallen
np
Green
That’s me 2 me bud









https://x.com/maximum/status/1780841986335084886 comments def didnt disapoint
Kabourophobia?
i have augmentationphobia

that's crazy
My favorite one lol
@balmy condor Hey, what do you think of untalenting Fleet Footed and putting the point somewhere else if you have the Cruel Dreamcarver with the Dragonkin buff?


Does it just drop the seed if you bubble with it?
Yes exactly
Pallies getting used to the full cheat code button and ruining it for everyone smh
We had 7% wipe with 1 insta death when P3 started
Ofc is the Feral
Who never saw 50% of P3
I doubt he saw 30% of p3
Is he paying 
we have a new pala here that never played fyrakk
he doesnt get the cages
so he always just goes somewhere
so he just killed 2 of us
crazy
always these m+ players
Part of me is really glad I just ditched M raiding when my last guild broke on Tindral
I can't imagine doing prog this week, godspeed to you guys trying to push on the last wekk
i mean we already killed this shitter once
but getting CE for others
they wanted to full reclear tbh
but we got a fyrakk ID
luckily
dont have to resuffer tindral
I havent played it from before the nerfs, but it didnt feel that bad honestly, except for the legit dimwits we had on board for the raid
Firebirdman got the giga nerf bat
ya its giga nerfed
but we had like 20 pulls on it the other day
people forgot how to do every mechanic
so it was straight up horrible
goddamn
I just assumed that when they dropped to 3 dispels and cut the falling star dmg, it would just be cakewalk ngl
o
I was tanking that fight and I felt like it can be sorta strenuous? But I was also basically solo tanking to 15+ stacks
i have no idea ngl
But mushrooms are just, you get a rythm and thats it
slap some DR and you're good to go
No but he should
Especially on Fyrakk on the last week of CE, not the best time for someone to just be dead weight flailing around
Hey guys, since alpha of Tww is up, do we have the hero talents for assa please?
No
its gonna be pinned anyways
Why no reason to ask, it just got out so maybe ppl didn't have the time (or mind) to insta pin it
Thx


real and true real and true







wrong party
oh I thought we were having a crab party too
crab gif not as cool as pedro
Arachnophobia filter already working I see



Even tho you’re retired you have to come around and drop Pedro’s


no
my blizz employee friend was one of the layoffs 
No more special treatment 
Im sorry for him
he'd been there since TBC too. really good guy 

is mastery worthless?
does it buff envenom?
been thinking, it doesnt buff bleeds, so verse crit?
are you like level 25
yeah
that would do it
oh yeah lol k.

potent assassin or w.e
so mastery haste it is.
afk dungeons with netflix on the side
equip highest item level
regardless of any secondary
i got leveling down to a science.
i got like 33 alts now hah
1 for each spec. wish druid had 1 less spec and DH 1 more. it bugs my OCD
oh and why did they lock evoker to 1 per server? boo.
yeah but... race spec combos

no shot
and blood dk, best is DI dorf.
yeah, something to do. helps with mog farming
lol did druid and monk get like 400 lines of text about their hero talents and Trickster got 0
based honestly
when you have 30 alts to toss at an instance, its pretty much guaranteed you're gonna get the mog.
yeah I guess
I would go insane optimizing race/spec though
and then a patch comes out and the best race changes
remember when everyone in pvp was humans and orcs?
no, i remember when they were all Blood Elves
naw, maybe if you were ganking non rogues.
but if a rogue was killing a rogue, it was human or orc doing the killing
that 30% stun resist was op vs rogues. and double pvp dps trinket with everyman for themselves? that was great.
Dev Notes be like "Rogue? What is a Rogue?"
oh yeah, rouge, or rowg
they wrote like 30 paragraphs just for monks 
more paragraphs than monk got in the last 3 expansions
good thing i have been playing assa pretty much all the season
im used to no range
gonna be fun lookin all the others losing their 3 yards
and now getting killed by so much
@marble hemlock inspiriation for crafting getting removed btw, no more proc fishing
balance should have a 40 yd dead zone
where
So theyre keeping it for cat
Idk its strange if theyre not removing it from everything tbh
Outlaw can have a bigger flurry to compensate
Yeah, we'll see what happens
Idk what "default melee range has increased since these talents were created" means
They should increase all melee range by 3y
And delete those talents
It feels so much comfier to play
Default melee range is rly low
I say decrease melee range by 4
Blizzard can go and eat a bag of d …. if anything everyone should have acro by default cause the voidzone fiesta is horrible without it

Exactly
Unbelievable
They should globally give melee 3y range
Short arms is the main reason i wouldn’t even consider playing warrior, enhance or ww. If they mean business on that one i am mentally preparing to reroll caster
sunfury > trickster any day of the week and twice on sunday 
On top of that some mobs just have giga small hitboxes
same, its always been 8y
attack range aint even the problem, shitty hitboxes are
And bosses that obscure your view with their model because of their tiny hitbox
Very lame
yeha, that one is weird
cus like
....no? it didnt?


















give please 
oh fuck
I ruined the train

choo choo
I think it was endwyr I was watching who had the one that yelled parry
not the one I have but probably better
https://wago.io/34HDJB2YS
have i just been afk in poe too much or are we the only spec without the hero tree revealed
i think some shaman spec is missing some
enhance
and one other
maaaan, blue balling me
i wonder whats the reason, whether it's taking so long, or it is such a banging idea they dont need to iterate
more like they have no ideas
"hey guys, what do outlaw and assassin have in common?" ".............."
some tree has to be last

it does, but when they batch 12, 6 and many at a time, why is there 2 assass and an enhance at the end
cause dev time went into the ones that they revealed
they don't have infinite dev time
i know i know, but they coulda put some dev time into at least one sin tree so that we had 'something'

it's literally day 1 of f&f alpha
I'm glad there's nothing out to tempt me into getting into the alpha
I did a couple betas a long time ago and realized I hated testing bugs and also doing things that actually don’t result in progress
Same
It's cool to do like one or two dungeons
And then the weird none of this matters feeling sets in
same but with life
That’s why I play wow. To keep the existential dread away
and then i choose to spend my time killing mobs for a 1% drop chance thing
Did you have the loud parry WA
yeah but I changed the sound
@gaunt sigil

it stank in here













I like how in the other spec channels there's regular conversation on the spec every time I go in there, meanwhile every time I check assa, it's just people shitposting and spamming emotes and gifs. Carry on.



thats a lot of words to say 
where in the fcuk are my god damn hero talents
tbh, what should we talk about
no hero talents or changes at all, spec was overnerfed for 80% of the tier, idk
nothing really going on
how about this
im genuinely considering playing outlaw in s4
is there a support group for that in here?


Let’s goooo
big gz, also just in time
Same. I’m thinking about leveling in panda time to maybe get some muscle memory and then trying it out since s4 is whatever anyways
Yuck 
Why? 
Grats yo
@marble hemlock @runic hinge do you guys wanna be associated with some of the outlaw regulars?

ive seen some numbers
they made me tremble in fear and suffering

you mean early sims?
I’m just gonna read the guides and hope that I can learn it from there. Not tryna chat in there 

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there you go
outlaw FaQ

its mage time wdym
Do it, its really fun to play
Congrats!















