assassination

[rotund oak]

what is shu

[vestal wren]

wouldn't get the reference if i haven*t google it

[rotund oak]

hold on gonna ask google

[balmy condor]

Shu’s nuts

[rotund oak]

oh ok 🤝

[spice spire]

Hmm

[balmy condor]

Very spherical

10/10 balls

Top of their class

[royal lantern]

quake, no matter where you go, people talk about balls

no escape

[past forum]

POV: content creators begrudgingly making another tier list

[balmy condor]

That’s why they say ball is love ball is life

[vestal wren]

it could mean すごい (Sugoi) too instead of 秀 (Shu)

[balmy condor]

Hm yes yes

It could be T with a tumor sideways 1 riding a kayak fishhook pasta

[strange python]

There was a huge amount of SS in this chat

That is sus

[balmy condor]

Screenshots?

[strange python]

I live in Austria bro i won’t hold anyone accountable for that

Not in a position to do that

[past forum]

So now we cooking Mars Volta lyrics?

[rotund oak]

for some reason i thought we were talking about a pastry sweet bun thats known as ''σου'' in Greek and its filled with custard or chocolate or other stuff

[strange python]

I will screenshot this tho

[balmy condor]

Damn krikey mate dab up a kangaroo for me

[rotund oak]

[strange python]

Dear god

We have signs at our airports that are supposed to help people that wanted to go to Australia

And landed in Austria

Whole fucking info desk for those people

[clever sapphire]

are those upside down?

[balmy condor]

I’ve seen them, I nearly died bro

[marble hemlock]

depends. if your tiers go from A to F, then no. If they go from S to F, then no.

[blazing jewel]

[balmy condor]

What if it’s just a tier list with B

[marble hemlock]

then yes

technically

[balmy condor]

What if it’s just b tier list

[strange python]

Then it’s the top

[balmy condor]

What if it’s just c tier list

[marble hemlock]

the real question is

if you had to put each tier into a tierlist

what would b tier be?

[balmy condor]

A tier

[marble hemlock]

imo f tier, s tier and a tier are all s tier tiers

[strange python]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeuW21nn/

Here is your

[past forum]

I thought we established that tier lists don’t actually have a middle, there’s just S or F

[strange python]

Tier list tier list

If you ever wondered

[rotund oak]

tier list inception

[balmy condor]

He’s actually based

[vestal wren]

i love how we went with ample colors but put the best on red

best design decision ever

[balmy condor]

Ample is English means plentiful

I understood though

[vestal wren]

haha, dyslexia stroke

[strange python]

That „haha“ was dry asf

[balmy condor]

haha

[strange python]

Do you ever just

haha

[vestal wren]

i do if i find somehting funny

[strange python]

Really

Damn

[past forum]

Ahh yes amusement

[strange python]

I always have the perception that people do that if they don’t really find something funny

But they also don’t wanna be dicks about it

[balmy condor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSBxzFH9eLI

life when you say haha

[strange python]

This is just wrong

From start to end

Holy shit

[proven jasper]

its wrong and the eye contact is just

making me so uncomfy LMAO

[balmy condor]

haha 🙂

[strange python]

haha, thanks for sharing whispyr

[vestal wren]

thats rly good

[proven jasper]

haha 🙂

[forest nacelle]

i went to his channel this was the first thing that popped up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBsxKcENkvo&ab_channel=TheDreRock

crazy

[balmy condor]

very based

[versed mica]

Me opening ravenholdt discord server to ask Whispyr for the new trinket sims after nerf

[vestal wren]

was there a new nerf?

[forest nacelle]

i hope not.....

[vestal wren]

same, i would need to re-run !sheet again else

[forest nacelle]

Dx

[versed mica]

#assassination message
"No numbers yet"

Are you telling me there are numbers yet?

[forest nacelle]

i think there are no numbers....

[vestal wren]

numbers are not real, they can't hurt you

[forest nacelle]

true

numbers are figments of your imagination!

[versed mica]

https://tenor.com/view/789-why-was6afraid-of7-7ate9-meme-kung-fu-panda-gif-26471706

Real numbers:

[vestal wren]

i assume we might just use ashes + torch on sub/sin

[forest nacelle]

7 should have been 6.

[vestal wren]

its only maginal behind the best option

and if you get a reset on torch, dps go brrrr

[forest nacelle]

we back to doulbe on use?

double*

[vestal wren]

you can use single on use

but the above mentioned seems like the best "trade off"

(for raiding)

[midnight mist]

[forest nacelle]

kk

[versed mica]

What's the best passive trinket if you don't use torch?

[vestal wren]

!sheet has initial sims, so just take a look (also if you find any problem lmk)

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[forest nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-dance-cat-cat-meme-chinese-cat-gif-6295992666678715767

its funny how low Assassination sims, but i do more singeltarget DPS than my devoker >.<

and yet my devoker just sims higher.

[vestal wren]

still benefits decently well from PI

[forest nacelle]

thats true

but ive been playing sin the same time as my devoker

from the start of DF

[vestal wren]

also keep in mind even the best rogue spec is simming below many other classes

there might be some tuning changes sooner or later

[midnight mist]

wtf how did they make that cat dance

[vestal wren]

assuming s4 tuning is relevant

[forest nacelle]

IDK

[midnight mist]

[forest nacelle]

ITS PROLLY AI

[midnight mist]

CRAZZY WHAT AI CAN DO BRO

[forest nacelle]

true

[forest nacelle]

yeah

i know.

but its fine, i like assassination 😄

[vestal wren]

assassiantion is also probably rly good in the 2nd raid

sub and outlaw still don't like haste

[split jewel]

damn, didn't know cats can use AI

[forest nacelle]

welcome to the 24th century

[versed mica]

For blue lining embellish, what % uptime are you using for these sims?

[vestal wren]

default (40%)

[tall jay]

!sheet

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[thorny rain]

why is outlaw simming so high right now?

[vestal wren]

it simmed higher before

moment

10.2:

[versed mica]

I always get the feeling that outlaw oversims a bit but that's just feelcraft

[forest nacelle]

its becouse of RNG

[thorny rain]

weird

[forest nacelle]

i bet

[vestal wren]

patchwerk is not 100% representative of raid fights

thats why

[forest nacelle]

that too

[vestal wren]

esp. this tier, 3 fights with damage amps

outlaw can't utialize them to the degree sub/sin can

just because of how the damage is spread on the specs

[split jewel]

so what you're saying is they should make BtE do 800% crit damage instead

[balmy condor]

bte -800% crit damage

that'll show them

[versed mica]

I will agree to this if sin gets roll the poisons

[tall jay]

Im just gonna watch @balmy condor streams to learn to play s4 sin 🙂

[balmy condor]

the ban message is being typed

[balmy condor]

boy do I have bad news for you

[blazing jewel]

[runic hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fun-white-cat-dance-cool-and-fun-times-gif-16435335956387921912

[tall jay]

But but but!!!! 🙂 fine I will just wait for your beta sim streams 🙂

[balmy condor]

I regret adding that cat to the emote list

[balmy condor]

REAL

the good content

[blazing jewel]

It looks like mochi

If you remove it I will be sending you something in the mail

[balmy condor]

send me 300 dollars and 3 left twix

[blazing jewel]

I’ll Twix your left something on god

[balmy condor]

that's a homophobic slur

I'm being discriminated against

in my own server

don't you have planes to wrench

[blazing jewel]

Is it actually

[balmy condor]

idk probably not

[spice surge]

The candy would probably have different branding if it did

[balmy condor]

well the slur could've evolved from the existance of the candy

[balmy condor]

you know how people are crazy if they bite into a kitkat sideways like a sandwich?

that's me with twix bars but I also eat the wrapper

[blazing jewel]

[bronze pike]

i do that tho...

[balmy condor]

what a coincidence

[spice surge]

Would you eat a mcdonalds cheeseburger with the skin on? (aka the wrapper)

[balmy condor]

one time I took the skin off of a grape before eating it

and it was the weirdest thing I've ever eaten

it lost all sense of grape

and went into raisin

but it was still wet and stuff cause like, it's a grape

it was very strange my brain didn't like it

[versed mica]

I guess I can't complain, I eat part of the dumdum stick

[balmy condor]

oh like the ice cream

I fuck with that

[versed mica]

The ice cream?

[balmy condor]

yeah

[versed mica]

I mean dumdum suckers

[balmy condor]

dumstick

[versed mica]

Like the lolipop

[balmy condor]

I didn't know they made a gmm episode about you

[versed mica]

LMAO

[rare jackal]

god this is such a banger meme

[royal lantern]

sim numbers are always a bit funky, and assa tends to be on the lower side

[bronze pike]

I KNOW WHEN IM INSULTED

tho accurate

cause only someone whose clinically insane would do taivan meta ahieve

[glossy dust]

is there a way how i can prevent my character from instantly autoattacking when im in range?

[runic hinge]

Where is nat pagle

[dark token]

Don't click nameplates

Or use stop attack macros

[glossy dust]

uh unlucky i guess

[dark token]

Typical outlaw oversim

Always happens

Spec sims are only accurate vs the same spec for gearing purposes, not cross spec

[bronze pike]

…. Idk who that is

This does not bold well for me

[midnight mist]

doesnt oversim tho

fights just arent patchwerks

[digital venture]

Guys. What option should I pick on raidbots to find out what are possible upgrades? Or should I just quicksim, see how valuable each stat is and go for items like that?

[balmy condor]

droptimizer does exactly what you're looking for

[glossy dust]

Is this the last week bevor s4? cant find notes rn

[balmy condor]

april 23rd

so this tuesday/wednesday is the last reset

[digital venture]

I'm running dropmizer for each individual DG and seeing some drops (mainly the cat ones) with different values and the oscillation is enough to outweighs a different piece of gear. Why is that?

[glossy dust]

what are like all the ways how i can annoy some friends? mybe even send them to floor pov

[balmy condor]

sims have a margin of error of +-0.05%

depending on how geared your character is that's around -100 to +100 of a swing on any given two sims comparing to each other

[digital venture]

So if that's the case it's better to just grab the easier piece of upgrade then gambling the m+ roulette right?

[balmy condor]

I mean yeh kinda

depends what the goal is frankly

but typically just getting a myth track item, upgrading it, and moving on with your life

is about as good as it gets

[digital venture]

At this time I just wanna replace the non hero track pieces from m20+

[balmy condor]

well then yeh

pretty much any myth track item will do

[digital venture]

You can't get myth track from m+ tho only on your vault, right?

[balmy condor]

correct

would have to mythic raid or vault it

[digital venture]

Aye aye. So for my personal case of wanting to get every hero track upgrade, just get the easiest one and call it a day

[balmy condor]

pretty much

and then log in 9 days from now and replace all your gear again

[digital venture]

I just don't wanna be terrible behind when S4 is released

I finally caught up to 480

[balmy condor]

understandable

[digital venture]

Don't wanna fall too behind

[shy pecan]

I mean, it's a fated season, doesn't really matter how slow or fast you go

[balmy condor]

I'm just gonna get war within prepatch gear to level with

tbh

[split jewel]

play the loterry and try to get Hero Nicks of Time from Hard Mode

[digital venture]

I'll enjoy seeing the raids from previous seasons since I haven't played them

[balmy condor]

that's not a thing

[runic hinge]

My only achievement left until I get the doggo

[shy pecan]

Yeah pretty sure heroic nicks won't happen. Only last boss heroic items from DOTI

[digital venture]

@balmy condor btw. On wow head. The two gear lists (raids and m+) is for ppl without access to one and another or the best combination for raid and for m+?

[balmy condor]

Access to one or another

There should be a third that’s a composite of the two

And I hate all 3 of them

And wish I wouldn’t have to keep doing them

But such is life

[digital venture]

Why? Isn't it a good indication for players?

[balmy condor]

One of the worst

[digital venture]

What would be your suggestion?

[shy pecan]

Simming it

[balmy condor]

Even simpler would be just Item level until you’re like 2-3 ilvl from the cap of that season, then simming

[shy pecan]

Yee

[royal lantern]

^ trinkets are the only slot where a "BiS" exists

everything else is just...ilvl, and when they are equal ilvl you sim

[balmy condor]

But bis is only bis when you have all the pieces together, and if you don’t you can swap around like 600-700 worth of stat with gems and enchants to fit whatever you need, if you feel the need to min-max that precisely

But like even for like top 200 guilds that level of precision in gearing ends up being mostly pointless

You can argue about like specific damage check bosses pre-nerf

But if you’re just slapping on good trinkets, the right embellishments, equipping your highest ilvl stuff, and getting all your gem sockets

You’re 95% of the way there

[spice surge]

the problem is that often there are like 5 different belts for example that are all within like 50 dps of each other (when were simming 200k+), so putting one of them as the best ends up kinda silly

[balmy condor]

Yeh

[spice surge]

Without even factoring in that the stats/trinkets/race can change which is the best

Since the margin are so incredibly low

[digital venture]

Mby I should just accept the fact I should just hunt for the highest possible ilvl and when I start getting similar myth track items I just sim it

[shy pecan]

Yeah

[balmy condor]

BiS lists are functionally the same as tier lists, they’re used as insanely digestible and easily clicked content

Mostly noob bait

[royal lantern]

assa just has a simple gearing process cus all stats work for it

[balmy condor]

It’s not really informational or helpful content

It’s just “ooh best in slot, monkey brain like the word BEST, gotta click”

[shy pecan]

Yeah

[digital venture]

Thanks guys

[shy pecan]

Like you don't really care about a "BIS trinket" if it's like a LFR one vs. a mediocre one that's like 30+ ilvl higher

[digital venture]

I'll just try to fill my missing hero track pieces with random gear I get from 20+ and snatch 2 more myth track from vault till new season hits.

[shy pecan]

It's not something to worry about

Like the top sub parse on M Fyrrakk is carrying around a 476 Nick of Time as an example

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-gambling-gamble-gambler-gambling-addiction-gif-25801242

the gamble master

[glossy dust]

is everything on gcd with sin or what is happening

supper unconfy to press trinket with DM somehow

is there like a timing or somenthing? I swear trinket sometimes just dosnt go off

nvm

[fluid dagger]

when does 10.2.7 release?

[junior hatch]

tomorrow

[glossy dust]

Yo how do i use trinket/pot effectively ? Deathmark on GCD and you kinda have to be fast to be on time with envenom chain etc

press it with dance it is ty yall

[runic hinge]

What day is that

[balmy condor]

Depends on the trinket but potion you macro into deathmark

[grim briar]

In the process of learning assa, I think I've got most things down but I'm not totally clear on envenom pooling / envenomous explosion. How do I know when to send envenom vs. pool longer?

For example, if I have enough combo points to send envenom but not much energy, should I instead wait til ~80% energy and try to chain multiple envenoms together? Or is it variable?

[blazing jewel]

Chain until you can’t

Then pool up to +250 energy and go again

And only env when you need to don’t spam

[proper tapir]

If you have an active envenom buff with less than 2 secs then you send it. Otherwise if you don't have an envenom buff active you pool to 80% energy then send it

[glossy dust]

allways send it with potion or what well i guess makes sense

[royal lantern]

normally yes

ofc some fights want pots not on pull, but thats something you probs know allready

[glossy dust]

idk still feels like shit but ill make it work

bramch atleast cant be pressed immediatly with DM and bevor/after would miss other stuff

is branxh on gcd i didnt pay attention? wasnt there a tec where you could sneak a trinket usage in an ability gcd?

[royal lantern]

branch is not on the gcd

the rule of thumb is

if the trinket has a active dmg part on it, its on the gcd

[grim jay]

Thats like

With some channels/casts

On trinkets

[glossy dust]

shit

[grim jay]

Starts the cast/channel while gcd. Thats probably what you mean.

[glossy dust]

well with dance it is then

theres like no other option

[glossy dust]

ye

[grim jay]

Branch with DM

[glossy dust]

i could try it tho to press it at the exact same time

branch doesnt go off for me if i press it woth DM

guess theres a timing with it?

[grim jay]

No it should work just fine

Whats your macro

Common issues are people not putting the macro on their bar

People missspelling something

Or people putting the wrong slot into the macro

[strange python]

Tip that saved my life is, you can shift rightclick the item after /use

Just like if you would link it in chat

For me sometimes /use 13 or /use 14 just don’t work

Idk why

Since then I just started putting the item in my macros

[grim jay]

I exclusively use the macro like

/cast Deathmark
/use 13
/use 14
/use all the potion IDs

And it never failed me

[strange python]

Up until recently it worked fine for me too

Idk what happened

But I can’t get it to work

[grim jay]

Thats rough.

But as long as it works with the name/id and you dont forget if you swap your trinket

Its whatever

[glossy dust]

i dont have it macrod

keybinds for everything so i can press whenever

[strange python]

You realize it pretty quick on pull when you sit there and are like „damage where“

[grim jay]

Usually same, but considering you dont use either whenever, but always together, I just macro those aswell

[grim jay]

[split jewel]

wait, you can use potion IDs instead of the names?

[hollow wren]

Hello everyone, trying assa since legion. Any chance i can make simple macro for multilate/ambush depends on my stance?

[royal lantern]

thats automatic at this point

for blindside

outside of that you just put ambush in your mutilate place in the stealth bar and thats it

[hollow wren]

Ahhh now i see, its will work with procs on ambush aswell?

[glossy dust]

i guess if its a 2min trinket

i just have to press it hard enough it seems

[royal lantern]

yep

no macro/additional keybind for ambush needed with blindside

[grim jay]

Yes

You can even include them in order

So that it uses for example the highest quality one first and prioritizes fleeting over normal ones

[glossy dust]

splatter worth on larodar?

[slim hamlet]

ye

[glossy dust]

yo sin is so weird to play

does this like get better with haste or

[slim hamlet]

haste basically changes nothing you will notice

[glossy dust]

everythings so scuffed

[slim hamlet]

how

[glossy dust]

i feel like im button mashing more than on otlw

[slim hamlet]

Then u playing it wrong

[glossy dust]

it feels like u dont really have time for anything

[slim hamlet]

Assa has one of the highest downtimes

[glossy dust]

ye but the kb window is

how do i say it

flow

[slim hamlet]

I mean

it's a button a second

[glossy dust]

and that trinket sometimes dooesnt go off ufff

[glossy dust]

ye but that was sub too

[slim hamlet]

which trinket?

[glossy dust]

and this feels diffrent

branch

[slim hamlet]

What do you mean not go off?

[glossy dust]

really dont like that theres somewhat of a timing

[slim hamlet]

oh

Yea takes some time

[glossy dust]

legit doesnt go off

[slim hamlet]

Then you have done your macro wrong

or something

[glossy dust]

im not macroing

i press it myself

[slim hamlet]

Then you're either not pressing it or it is going off

I am confused

[glossy dust]

i mean its on gcd

[slim hamlet]

do you mean go off with the press or when taking orb

[glossy dust]

not going off when pressing

[slim hamlet]

It's not a gcd

[grim jay]

Its not

[glossy dust]

deahtmark is

[slim hamlet]

yes

[glossy dust]

really feels weird we will see

is it /use 13 /cast Deathmark

[slim hamlet]

if u got it in the higher spot of the 2 trinkets yes

if lower it's /use 14

[glossy dust]

lets see

i wonder if sub felt weird at the beginning aswell

this is like diffrent kind of weird

[slim hamlet]

Assa was weird even for the people who mained it before rework

But it's lovely 👌

[glossy dust]

before rework? arent we post reworl

[slim hamlet]

Yes

[glossy dust]

ye mybe we will see

kinda have to be smarter with my gcds

what are like optimazations i can go for ?

for now i only noticed i have to be pretty strict as to finishers and timings to like get the KB window perfectly

is pooling outside of cd's and then waiting a bit even with cd's still fine?

i noticed if i dont it kinda gets scuffed inside the KB window

[slim hamlet]

keep envenom chain, don't spam unless you got downtime coming anyways, if u see CD coming up and you are low on energy and need to soon restart envenom chain anyway, do it so you have energy for CD

most of this stuff is in wowhead or Whispyr videos

Whispyr videos goodge

[glossy dust]

ye thats what ive red till now

[slim hamlet]

You should use CD on cooldown

if u waste a CD in a fight giga loss

[glossy dust]

i see so i need to start pooling earlier

[slim hamlet]

we are very much a CD class

[slim hamlet]

You don't really need to pool as long as you aren't going into it with very little energy. At some point you would stop the envenom chain anyway to pool back up, if you are starting to run low on energy and CDs are coming up, just restart the chain earlier than usual

The 2 min CDs u get a lot of energy from DM so less important than the 1 min with only KB

[glossy dust]

ye this is kinda rn weird

because im either low energy or evnenom chain is braiking

then i start pooling

but then garotte/rupture falls off

and so legit everything is getting delayed

this stressing me out rn ngl

[slim hamlet]

Rupture is super long duration and u can garrote while pooling

[glossy dust]

idk it fell off

one led to the other

this wasnt as easy at the dummies suggested

ngl

[slim hamlet]

idk rupture pandemic is like 8-10 seconds

you should have more than enough time to either rupture before pooling or just do it right after done pooling

[forest nacelle]

maybe its a gear issue, i know that i needed more haste than i did than my sub gear, just a thought.

for pooling better i mean.

[slim hamlet]

The difference in energy from haste is almost nothing

[forest nacelle]

oh i agree, but it helped me so....

[slim hamlet]

crit for seal fate probably helps just as much

[forest nacelle]

yeah

[slim hamlet]

idk what kinda gear subs have right now

[forest nacelle]

they have mastery/vers

[slim hamlet]

ew

[forest nacelle]

yeah

[glossy dust]

wdym ew

lol

[forest nacelle]

not sin compatible.

[glossy dust]

it was better now but

council is like the most cancerous fight

[slim hamlet]

sin stats doesn't really matter that much

in terms of dmg but if u got both little crit and haste it probably feels clunky

[forest nacelle]

its true, but it does help pooling.

[glossy dust]

had a full kb and she just jumped awa

[slim hamlet]

Council is my worst enemy

all my homies hate that fight

[forest nacelle]

oh i never KB her on council

[glossy dust]

[forest nacelle]

yeah thats why

[glossy dust]

fml i didnt know better so

[forest nacelle]

super clunky

[glossy dust]

i kb and mid kb

she gone

[slim hamlet]

4% haste is actually demonic

[forest nacelle]

yea

i have 22% xD only becouse i sim it

[glossy dust]

thats what i tried to say

[forest nacelle]

was 18% for the longest time.

[glossy dust]

it feels weird to play

[forest nacelle]

yeah it will

[glossy dust]

like im getting quickly used to but

somehow everything is falling on me

[slim hamlet]

My gear very close to BIS

[glossy dust]

[forest nacelle]

for reference

eww vers

[glossy dust]

my vers be going hard tho

[forest nacelle]

idk its w/e sims best

[slim hamlet]

I had like 23% vers last week and only got 0.1% upgrade from going crit neck over vers neck

[forest nacelle]

oh i feel that

[glossy dust]

what do i even do if i want to play all 3 specs

[forest nacelle]

if it was an upgrade follow it

[glossy dust]

the gear doesnt really go well into each other

sub gear for otlw is kinda okayish for m+

[slim hamlet]

assa stats doesn't matter

[glossy dust]

i mean it has to matter somewhat

[forest nacelle]

just gotta adjust to the fact that you have 0 haste

xD

[slim hamlet]

so just picks whatever fits best with outlaw and sub and u will lose very little for sin compared to the others

[forest nacelle]

on a side note, im playing dat cleave build on Wowhead. bloody rocks!

[slim hamlet]

absolute worst for assa is 89%

[forest nacelle]

in M+

[slim hamlet]

outlaw

[glossy dust]

this will be so cool when u can play all 3

[slim hamlet]

sub

[glossy dust]

that must be so much more fun when u can freely change

[royal lantern]

thirtyfour percent

[forest nacelle]

will that really ever happen?

[royal lantern]

says otherwhise

[glossy dust]

i have no clue what that means

[slim hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletano-fall-gif-12898771772448201665

[gusty mirage]

amen brother

[glossy dust]

whispyr should make a video for it

just in case

[slim hamlet]

This just shows if u had those stats how much relative power from best possible stats you would have

And I just chose basically the worst case for each spec

[gusty mirage]

yeah unless you're like specifically giga stacking one stat

you're chilling

[forest nacelle]

yea

[slim hamlet]

So even if u had the worst for sin it would only be like 11% worse than bis stats

[gusty mirage]

esp for assa

and most of that is legit just the DR

[glossy dust]

ah i see now what thats supposed to say

[slim hamlet]

and you would never get close to that kinda bad stats

[gusty mirage]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[glossy dust]

my 80% mastery do be pumpin

[slim hamlet]

[gusty mirage]

if I get 200% vers I'll be invincible

[royal lantern]

did you spend time in #outlaw again

[forest nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-god-need-tomboy-not-like-this-torment-gif-14128414539717779752

[gusty mirage]

worse, I've been playing poe

[slim hamlet]

100% dr

actually invincible

[royal lantern]

tbf, beeing invicible in PoE would still not prevent 1shot deaths

[gusty mirage]

LEAVE ME ALONE OK

350k effective hit pool

get randomly one banged

[shy pecan]

[royal lantern]

the poe experience

[forest nacelle]

kekw

[royal lantern]

should have spammed that hardcore macro

skill issue tbh

[gusty mirage]

imagine playing hardcore in that game

that takes a special kind of self hatred that I have yet to achieve

[shy pecan]

Wdym

[forest nacelle]

do you want to achieve it?

[gusty mirage]

(I did it 2 leagues ago)

[royal lantern]

btw if we talk about stats

shit is wild rn

[gusty mirage]

RIP SSFCuckazoiddeux

[shy pecan]

HC PoE is fun

[gusty mirage]

never made it to level 90

[slim hamlet]

Why are u in #assassination then?

[gusty mirage]

my tryan senses tingled

[forest nacelle]

hmmmm needs more mastery

[gusty mirage]

we're besties

so whenever he types I pop my head in here

[slim hamlet]

Nice excuses

We all hate ourselves in here

[shy pecan]

[gusty mirage]

I know, you're all playing fated

[slim hamlet]

Until we get omega poggy hero talents this week

[forest nacelle]

i hope

[royal lantern]

came home 10min ago btw

[forest nacelle]

🙏

[gusty mirage]

I finally finished my morning coffee in my new office

figured I'd get "some work done"

instantly launched discord on my browser

[glossy dust]

how much yall sim st?

[forest nacelle]

what kind of coffee?

[royal lantern]

eh, leme do a quick sim

[gusty mirage]

the budget coffee of champions

[forest nacelle]

kirkland

[gusty mirage]

costco does everything

[forest nacelle]

haven't heard that in a LONG time

[gusty mirage]

they cannot be escaped

they make gaming PCs now too

[forest nacelle]

honestly i don't like keurig (for me) i drink coffee by the gallons, and water.

stronger the better

[gusty mirage]

yeah it's honestly not very economical of me

cause I also drink a ton of coffee

it's cheaper and better if I brew my own pot

[forest nacelle]

yea

same

[royal lantern]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/8MbEWwfXoxzPWTzQ5ZxfcD

cus you asked

[glossy dust]

ah damn im not even that far off

[royal lantern]

is with branch, aka nobody plays that shit

[gusty mirage]

228 xdd

[forest nacelle]

i play branch 😦

[glossy dust]

20k behind on sub

[forest nacelle]

poorly

[gusty mirage]

rip assa

[glossy dust]

30k on sin

its not to shabby

[forest nacelle]

i mean im 8 ilvl lower

and

[royal lantern]

and check the gear btw

[forest nacelle]

i sim 20k less

xD

[royal lantern]

cant really get better

[gusty mirage]

fellow double crafted ring enjoyer 🤝

[royal lantern]

ye, head piece a myth item instead of crafted

but never got a better head

it rings bruh

crafted rings and stop caring for the rest of the tier

[gusty mirage]

dw

the rings from raid suck dick anyway

[royal lantern]

let other go crazy for that 40dps higher "upgrade" they can get somewhere elsse

[gusty mirage]

free socket + you get to choose your stats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3 ilvl

[royal lantern]

ye

[gusty mirage]

• you never have to re-eat your food buff after that one raider wipes the raid

crafted ring

[royal lantern]

but muh 14 more haste

thats giga important

[forest nacelle]

Mind you this is my rogue, however, i started late in the season, which dosne't matter. https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/nEMqu7ZXNpQqD4aLCCVSMU

yes

my name is amazing

[gusty mirage]

see step 1 is you rng your way into 2 myth track nicks of time after suffering through 60 runs to get 1 hero track one like tryan

[royal lantern]

i just noticed that i still have the leech cloak enchant i put on it on week2 cus i had no other ones at hand

[gusty mirage]

step 2 is you slowly lose your grip on reality because your old raid lead is smoking le crack

[forest nacelle]

very true

[royal lantern]

no, that iss my story

[hearty reef]

I snoke le crak

[royal lantern]

[gusty mirage]

step 3 is you realize nothing is a dps check anymore and you just have fun

[forest nacelle]

xD

[gusty mirage]

sorry "fun"

[forest nacelle]

what is fun

[gusty mirage]

idk I've been mentally checked out since we killed fyrakk months ago

[forest nacelle]

yeah

[gusty mirage]

I just show up and pray we one shot everything

[forest nacelle]

i feel that

im a terrible rogue

[royal lantern]

the thing i feel in 2 months when i visit my friend for a week

[gusty mirage]

yo same

[forest nacelle]

oh true

[gusty mirage]

I'm washed

[forest nacelle]

yeah, been playing survival hunter to much

my oldest character.

[gusty mirage]

they won't let me bring my ret pally to raid either

[forest nacelle]

becouse you ret

[gusty mirage]

@royal lantern I'm washed man

[forest nacelle]

its ok

[forest nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/huge-hug-bromance-cute-dog-dog-love-love-you-gif-15055257

[gusty mirage]

my sub is higher ranked than my assa now too

[royal lantern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113744620178915427/1226940062101409872/2.png?ex=662697fa&is=661422fa&hm=f47dc28dfd785227254ac14bb0885bc1ad3344435fa40f5724b10159aa6b27eb&

allright, last 2 are higher now

but man

this tier sucks

[gusty mirage]

true

sometimes I swap to heroic to feel better

[glossy dust]

[royal lantern]

and then a 2 week old Ret paladin does more dmg then you as assa

[gusty mirage]

"I'M GOOD AT THE GAME GUYS I SWEAR"

[glossy dust]

almost swapped to sub for this one boss to feel a bit better

[gusty mirage]

that 1412 shows you 1) the last time I cleared heroic and 2) how far assa has fallen

[royal lantern]

oxi

i have a 99 on heroic smoldy as assa

273k dps

[royal lantern]

meanwhile sub

[gusty mirage]

I haven't touched heroic since we stopped clearing it to get people their leggos

in january

[royal lantern]

did weekly fyrakk for the mount skin drop

and then dropped it yesterday on mythic reclear

[gusty mirage]

oh wait you can get it on mythic?

[royal lantern]

rogue mount rng strikes again

[gusty mirage]

neat

[royal lantern]

all difficultys

[gusty mirage]

I got the owl

[royal lantern]

just very low chance

[gusty mirage]

fuck that skin

[royal lantern]

same

owl on first kill

[gusty mirage]

owl is bis

[royal lantern]

skin on 2nd

owl is bis cus you can ask your druids "wow, why are you not using this as your flight form????" every raidday

[gusty mirage]

[past forum]

My highest parse for volc as sin is less dps than my lowest parse as sub

[gusty mirage]

I hope we reclear tomorrow

I haven't played wow in 2 weeks lmao

[royal lantern]

you feel the fyrakk nerfs now

blazes dont nuke your entire hp bar anymore

cages are not an instant wipe call cus people refuse to call a color

[gusty mirage]

@royal lantern

[steel ridge]

lucky you

[woeful meteor]

no macro cages

[glossy dust]

my macro just changed itself?

what is this man

[thorn fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-16875499

[royal lantern]

they tried

didnt manage

idk

its a mechanic where you dont even need it

IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY OPEN THEIR MOUTHS

[glossy dust]

bro im sitting there "huh wheres my deathmark"

how does that even happen

[earnest remnant]

so am i

[gusty mirage]

you've changed

[earnest remnant]

no wft

[gusty mirage]

wrong icon bud

[earnest remnant]

that was a rogue off

on volcoross

[midnight mist]

[earnest remnant]

to see who sucked the most as outlaw

[thorn fjord]

Damn i remember being "good"

(Jk i've always been mediocre)

[earnest remnant]

but we havent had a WFT for quite a while so i havent really been giving a shit

just get in, and get out

plus ive been playing shammy on some reclears

[gusty mirage]

same

[thorn fjord]

my sex life's mantra

[spice surge]

No 100s, hes just like me fr fr

[gusty mirage]

but if I say that too many times stealthi yells at me

[midnight mist]

i wouldnt even login without a totem

[gusty mirage]

wild

[midnight mist]

imagine not having a totem in 2024

[thorn fjord]

Our Ench is annoying

[gusty mirage]

imagine playing a spec that gets less damage from WFT than a prot warrior

[thorn fjord]

He talks to much and most of the words that come out of his mouth are dumb

[spice surge]

You also kinda "need" augs to get good logs on a couple of bosses

[midnight mist]

!sims

[prisma monolith]

Simulations:
Bloodmallet: https://bloodmallet.com/index.html

[spice surge]

Since attribution is still bugged with absorbs and damage amps

[midnight mist]

that is indeed true

[gusty mirage]

kinda silly to think about it

also kinda silly that enhance is so low

given its their fucking buff

[earnest remnant]

i do have a few, but they are private

so they dont count

we did like 4-5 reclears before public logging

[gusty mirage]

how is it that wizards just get all the good shit

we have melee dps getting less from wft than tanks

[midnight mist]

luckely we are safe agianst the ferals and havocers

[gusty mirage]

and they just get flat int

which is better

[earnest remnant]

playing outlaw in keys this season burned me the fuck out

[gusty mirage]

you know we can't keep this right

[earnest remnant]

so now im barely touching the game

outside of weekly raids

[thorn fjord]

my company has these on a table in the breakroom

They arent even a meme

[gusty mirage]

understandable

[midnight mist]

the same happened to me in sl when i played sub in m+

so i just stopped doing that

wasnt worth

[gusty mirage]

imagine playing wow

when slay the spire 2 comes out next year

smh my head

[earnest remnant]

unfotunately my mind doesent let me do that

[thorn fjord]

Whats that

[midnight mist]

i allowed myself to do that in m+

[earnest remnant]

if i know i can just play another spec, that helps out more then i will

[gusty mirage]

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[midnight mist]

in m+ im only fucking over 4 people

instead of 20

feels fine

[gusty mirage]

4?

[dark token]

Yup

[midnight mist]

also in m+ everyone sucks anywya

[gusty mirage]

healers aren't people zac

[earnest remnant]

yeah well im good friends with the people i push keys with

[midnight mist]

true

[thorn fjord]

Interesting

[earnest remnant]

so i dont wanna do em like that

[gusty mirage]

I legit have over 500 hours in StS

[dark token]

Gave up on m+ because outlaw and game has no content except m+

[gusty mirage]

such a banger of a game

[earnest remnant]

this is the sadge one oxi, boss dmg parses

i wont keep the streak

[midnight mist]

skill issue

[thorn fjord]

Stealthi is the only true Rogue

[earnest remnant]

well i dont play rogue in reclears atm

[thorn fjord]

wow nevermind

[earnest remnant]

im playing Enhance on everything besides Tindral/fyrakk

[spice surge]

You know a game is good when it spawns a new genre of games trying to clone it

[gusty mirage]

I'm so hype for number 2 man

[earnest remnant]

this me the last 3 weeks btw

[gusty mirage]

[midnight mist]

guys stop dooming

ww is soon

[thorn fjord]

I feel like I’m the only one who’s been going absolutely ham on FF7 Rebirth

It’s all I’ve been playing outside of wow

[earnest remnant]

im blind progging a raid today in Lost ark again

need to finish the last 2 bosses

been quite fun

[thorn fjord]

How many people in your average LA raid?

[earnest remnant]

4-8

[thorn fjord]

Thats fun

[royal lantern]

ofc you are

you are a raccon

[dark token]

Hell yeah

[gusty mirage]

raccoons are dirty though

[royal lantern]

and the german name for raccon is waschbär

[dark token]

I got it on mobile

[gusty mirage]

[dark token]

Changed my life

[forest nacelle]

i played LA, just to get to the boat stuff, and was like "wtf is this?"

[dark token]

So much easier to play on phone

[gusty mirage]

I bought it again on mobile

[earnest remnant]

i actually showered today

[gusty mirage]

it's actually the best phone game I've ever played

[dark token]

Same

I'm trying to get to a20 every char

Perfect for flights

[gusty mirage]

the seed dif from PC to mobile is very apparent though

I feel like the seeds you get are more balanced on mobile

[dark token]

Currently a17 ironclad, a13 silent, a16 defect, a20 watcher

[gusty mirage]

god damn

mad respect for a20 watcher

[dark token]

I haven't beat a20 on watcher tho

Just got there

[gusty mirage]

I think my highest ascension on watcher is 6

the other 3 are 20

[spice surge]

Proud watcher hater

[dark token]

Silent idk what to do

[gusty mirage]

ye I don't really care for watcher tbh

[dark token]

I die always act 1

Like 10 times in a row

Not enough dps

[gusty mirage]

silent builds are super specific and you can get hard cucked by bad card rng

plus if you get snail boy in act 3 its ggs

[thorn fjord]

Y’all need to be playing Queens Blood 😏

[gusty mirage]

cause you can't get enough damage out fast enough to beat his heal

[dark token]

Lagavulin or nob just hard ends me as silent almost every time unless I get a giga poison build

Which doesn't always happen

[gusty mirage]

ye

the 2 big builds for silent are shiv + accuracy stacking

and poison stacking

[dark token]

Ye I prefer shiv

[spice surge]

Just need to some dookie attack cards as silent so you get through the early game

[dark token]

Maybe I just don't take enough attacks idk

I skip shit attacks

But then usually not enough a1 DPS as silent

[spice surge]

Like the 15dmg+draw more next turn or like the kick one

[dark token]

Yeah I skip both of those

[dark token]

Watcher is crazy easy once you get it down

Best char you get free infinite combos almost

I got infinite like in half my wins

And it's fun to kill nob in 1 turn or something

[spice surge]

Ye the best players have noticeably higher winrates as watcher than the others

[gusty mirage]

I like the omega builds on watcher

[dark token]

Omega

I like divinity a lot

But never did omega

Felt too slow

[gusty mirage]

you gotta keep a small deck size

yeah

otherwise it takes forever to get omega out

the coolest part of watcher is if you're really careful is you can chain together just infinite turns

w/ vault I think the card is called

[fallen fable]

Yes I am crazy

All my sins have been paid for and I still have credit left

[royal lantern]

bruh

are you bezos

or something like that

[gusty mirage]

did someone hurt you

blink twice if you need help

[keen spruce]

[fallen fable]

https://tenor.com/view/quagsire-blink-blinking-gif-25635243

[gusty mirage]

we're sending in the squad

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-breach-discord-transparent-gif-14122019

[keen spruce]

This really don’t hit on mobile

[gusty mirage]

its okay it doesn't hit on desktop either

the color's all wrong

[keen spruce]

[vestal wren]

its the wrong gray even

[gusty mirage]

I want my money back from discord

this is unacceptable

[midnight mist]

guys why doesnt it work

[fallen fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1111846527141433374/1131761384724631572/ezgif.com-gif-to-apng.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1082696591829368943.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

this gif work

i think

[vestal wren]

do you happen to use a 3rd party client like betterdiscord, because i haven't seen someone post emote gifs

[midnight mist]

non nitro haver

[vestal wren]

thats why i ask, these clients have "fake nitro"

[ember mural]

Wtf

[limber lion]

🔦

[spice spire]

[midnight mist]

[limber lion]

zac out here blowing up my baby blues

[spice spire]

?

[limber lion]

with his light mode discord

[spice spire]

Oh

Light mode users are an interesting breed

[royal lantern]

1 green and 1 orange name use light mode

[manic quartz]

rookie numbers

[subtle tundra]

wish my pc would handle ark!

[glossy dust]

just buy a new one duh

[vestal wren]

is ark that ressource intensive?

[thorn fjord]

Its on consoles too iirc

[manic quartz]

tbh its cheater intensive

[vestal wren]

not sure you can fix a cheater problem with a better pc

[manic quartz]

indeed

we dominated our server untill one day chinese mega tribe transferred and clapped our sorry ass

[thorn fjord]

Being Chinese isnt cheating bro

GAWD

[glossy dust]

it is theyre born with better base stats

tbf tho dont russians have also amazing players aswell when it comes to games like wow etc?

[runic hinge]

What game isn’t anymore

Cheater intensive that is

[glossy dust]

everything that cost to much to rebuy in the case u get banned

[slim hamlet]

Riot games only

[royal lantern]

thats what they say

they totally solved the problem now

[glossy dust]

does BRH endboss take increased dmg?

it does then its fine spriest did 700k on it

[flint siren]

You get a substantial buff after the RP stuff on the second phase, ye

[manic quartz]

It isn't yes and i wasnt trying to imply they were cheating, tho there was chinese mega tribe on original ark that cheated across every server and was even enabled by the owner of ark, it was huge contoversy

[flint siren]

More precisely, right after the first shadowbolt volley of the dreadlord phase

[glossy dust]

must be nice seing big numbers

[glossy dust]

gotta say tho really like how splatter plays

somehow its st for aoe but feels better

than otlw

[glossy dust]

is sins fan of knives broken somehow? im standing in 8 enemies getting 2 cp?

[balmy condor]

just crit more

[glossy dust]

wdym crit more

is that not 1 cp per enemy?

[balmy condor]

no, that's shuriken storm on sub

[glossy dust]

but how cringe is that lol

[balmy condor]

not very

[storm forum]

We can get full CP on 4 targets, I think it's an alright trade off

We love the casino

[glossy dust]

so how exactly does it work?

[glossy dust]

i see

ye tough ngl

video on crit cap when? @balmy condor

[balmy condor]

100%

video over

[slim hamlet]

34%?

[storm forum]

Whenever we can hit 68% crit

Cause then it's 100% with talents in stealth

[royal lantern]

but MA value?????????

[glossy dust]

you have to atleast make it 10 min long for revenue

[royal lantern]

and put a "crit % value" tierlist in it

[glossy dust]

frfr

this is such a joke how much less sin is doing than sub

sure the gear is not perfect but holy s

[balmy condor]

skill issue

[glossy dust]

copium

just like my chances to get pi

we are eating good tonight

[glossy dust]

how exactly does sanguine blades work? does it just take everything on energy above 50% and all 2 energy hits for 30%?

[balmy condor]

if you are above 50% energy when a garrote, rupture, or crimson tempest ticks, that tick will consume 2 energy to deal an additional 30% of the ticks damage

[glossy dust]

ty

what about bonespike?

[slim hamlet]

U would only do that with fatebound

for deathstalker we actually go full vers

[balmy condor]

what about it

[glossy dust]

so it just ticks right - how much cp's do i get? if i read this correct i get 2 every tick and an additional one if i trowh it again?

[balmy condor]

the first one you cast is 1cp

then you have a bone spike active since you applied it

so it's 1+1

so in single target you'd be getting 2

if you crit obviously a third cause seal fate

[glossy dust]

and if i use it for council for instance its constant 3?

do i have to reapply it tho to get the cps or do i get them like that?

[slim hamlet]

its infinite application and you would get 3+1 if u put on all 3

but its better to just not take it for council

[glossy dust]

ye i heard its not worth rn but i wondered how it workes

[glossy dust]

so every trowh i get 4 cps

[balmy condor]

1 cp + every instance of the bleed you have out

[slim hamlet]

^

[balmy condor]

so with infinite mobs

you would have 1cp on the first throw

then 2cp