assassination

[balmy condor]

it's this

which looks like the cleave build

but then you realize

[rigid arrow]

it goes brr

[balmy condor]

there's a fat fucking hole

in the middle

for no reason

[rigid arrow]

just like my heart

[blazing jewel]

[balmy condor]

it's the build you play when you've fully lost all braincells

and your brain is just a puddle oozing out of your ears

[rigid arrow]

ive never had brain cells

[blazing jewel]

[balmy condor]

if you look real close at the build

you'll actually see the death of all theorycrafting

contained in one build

it's quite impressive

[worldly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-funny-lol-laughing-out-loud-giggle-gif-15515505

[rigid arrow]

why it good though?

[balmy condor]

it isn't

lmao

[royal lantern]

its peak "but it FEEEEELLS STRONG"

[rigid arrow]

i saw some guy on youtube time a 24 with it

[balmy condor]

true

you could also unplug your keyboard

and time a 24

but yeah

[rigid arrow]

true i play a lot of keys one handed

[plain moon]

Personally I pick my talents based off of what icon looks the prettiest. Reading all that text to see what they do is too much

[royal lantern]

i did a +25atal with a shity "4min to assemble the group" pug with the "hybrid" build lol

[glacial summit]

https://tenor.com/view/comendo-mastigando-gif-11079610887514586452

[rigid arrow]

tooo many words

[royal lantern]

tru

[balmy condor]

part of the issue is that basically every build works as long as it takes caustic, carnage, and kingsbane

so people just cook absolute filth

and vomit a talent page onto their screen

and then time a key and go "SEE? IT WORKS"

[clever perch]

is this somehow accurated?

[royal lantern]

thats why whisp picks aterial

he reasonates with the pic, just screaming

[clever perch]

im kinda tired of having 80 builds

[royal lantern]

mate

i have 4

[balmy condor]

why would you even change builds

lmao

just play the same thing everywhere

[blazing jewel]

whisp man dont you know

[balmy condor]

what does it matter

[cursive owl]

good morning again everyone :3 i dont have corona yay

[blazing jewel]

keys are only limited by dps

smh

[royal lantern]

and 1 of them is because im too lazy to manual swap bettern IB and spatter for raids

[blazing jewel]

you HAVE to play 100% optimal

[uncut dragon]

whispyr is kind of nihilistic

[rigid arrow]

i play arterial cuz cool name for build and its most fun to play

[clever perch]

i mean i wouldnt run arterial shock in Everbloom lol

[balmy condor]

why not

[clever perch]

too much aoe in the key

[balmy condor]

?

[rigid arrow]

wut

[balmy condor]

arterial is the most aoe out of the bunch

are you okay

[rigid arrow]

neko did you read the talents?

[clever perch]

i dont feel like anyone is playing arterial in everbloom lol

[balmy condor]

????????????

[royal lantern]

"read"

we dont do that here

[uncut dragon]

save arterial shock for bursting, call it a healer challenge

[clever perch]

so my builds are reversed? xD

[balmy condor]

no one plays arterial btw

as there's literally

50% representation

on every talents

across all the builds

[balmy condor]

zero doesn't even play hybrid anymore

[rigid arrow]

zzero only plays cleave

and then uses random trinkets every other run

[clever perch]

he does because of his party but yea

[balmy condor]

bro is just chasing demons

[clever perch]

i guess i made my dung talent list wrong xD

[rigid arrow]

zero looks like a retired chef who doesnt touch grass

[balmy condor]

I wish I had the time to think of useless shit like this

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

wait until the priest uses mass dispell

instantly Spam all cd's, creating 8+ bursting stacks

cloak

"healer dispell?"

[arctic current]

surely arterial isnt great on a bolstering week though?

[surreal citrus]

lel

[balmy condor]

guys

please

fuck

they all do

the same thing

[clever perch]

so there is no reason to change builds

[balmy condor]

I uploaded these builds to bloodmallet

specifically to show

that they're all the same

use your brains

I beg

just for 5 minutes

[surreal citrus]

can we get a third build that does the same thing

[balmy condor]

then you can turn it off again

[clever perch]

they perform the same in every key

aight

[balmy condor]

it's all feelcraft min max

[rigid arrow]

whispyr can you make a yt video about M+ where you just rant about people in disc?

[balmy condor]

oh but this feels slightly better in everbloom than black rook hold

[arctic current]

roast me pls

[uncut dragon]

so, we should just play how we want to play, with the talents we want to play with?

[balmy condor]

because there's flowers in one

and no flowers in the other

I play arterial in everbloom because the red clashes more with the green in the dungeon

so it's better

[balmy condor]

crazy if true

[keen spruce]

I play arterial

cuz i like the soudn blindside makes

[rigid arrow]

as long as youre having fun you should just play the build you wnt

[balmy condor]

sorry shmeeps

you weren't on raider.io

[rigid arrow]

this is like 70% of the reason i play it as well

[balmy condor]

when they looked up everblooms

[keen spruce]

my EB

is like a 23 on fort

[balmy condor]

maybe time a 26 two weeks ago

[keen spruce]

i'm in the dumpster

[arctic current]

training to be MDI champions who cares about fun

[royal lantern]

so called "theory crafters" when i tell them that i cant see them on the top3 rio rankings (they have no idea about the game)

[balmy condor]

you're all laughing about microscopic build differences now, but wait until you see me rocking wound+instant poison in the olympic gold medal match in a +30 brackenhide

my parents enrolled me in mythic+ school when I was 5

I've been training my whole life

[royal lantern]

while we where having fun and drinked alcohol

whisp was studying the routes

[worldly plank]

true

[balmy condor]

I think I need to stop talking about m+

I actually lowkey just threw up in my mouth

and my throat is burning

acid reflux

going crazy

seeing all these dogshit m+ builds on my screen

[clever perch]

drink some water

[uncut dragon]

they make meds for that whispyr

[clever perch]

Whispyr what's the name of this m+ build

[balmy condor]

stop

I've already thrown up

[clever perch]

xD

[balmy condor]

doesn't even take iron wire

I'm sobbing

[royal lantern]

hi sobbing

[balmy condor]

there's gotta be like a secret cabal or something making these builds right

[clever perch]

it's passa

[balmy condor]

I can't actually believe

that a rogue came up with that

who is sitting at their screen

making these things

[near valley]

Maybe he prefers to use hemp rope instead

[clever perch]

https://raider.io/characters/tw/arthas/Passassin?season=season-df-3 he ran it on everbloom idk

maybe he doesn't like iron wire

[balmy condor]

passassin

good god

fuck clowns

[clever perch]

xD

[balmy condor]

you're linking the whole circus

[near valley]

[clever perch]

it's the best simming tho

[balmy condor]

in what

dslice?

[clever perch]

ye

[balmy condor]

let me find my dslice rant

#assassination message

[near valley]

Whisypr pls

[subtle tundra]

I will meow

meow

[near valley]

Ur blood pressure

[balmy condor]

also no shit it sims higher

it doesn't take a utility talent

imagine taking 30 dps points instead of 29 dps points

and wondering why it sims higher

[worldly plank]

found this gem in the interwebs

[near valley]

Who uses utility?

[clever perch]

bro relax

[subtle tundra]

Yes whispar relax

[balmy condor]

this is me relaxed

[clever perch]

u better do because

[worldly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/take-it-easy-baby-godku-chill-out-just-relax-xset-gif-23963508

[clever perch]

u guys got a long way in Tindral

[balmy condor]

I can be not relaxed if you'd like

[near valley]

11.0 ptr is when Whispyr evolves

[clever perch]

Like believe me

when u get stuck in tindral mythic like me for 3 weeks

u gonna just see wow with another eyes

[near valley]

Just Skyline it

[balmy condor]

tf you yapping about bro

[plain moon]

I call this one the Grand Canyon

[balmy condor]

like I've never progged a boss before

[near valley]

You've peaked at AotC wtf

[clever perch]

xd

[near valley]

I know ur secret Whispyr

[shut canopy]

[balmy condor]

I say on stream I'm having fun on tindral and people think I've already lost my mind

when in reality

I'm actually just having fun

[clever perch]

yea you have fun the first week

[near valley]

Imagine having fun on a boss called TSwift

Illegal that

[balmy condor]

bro it's okay

you don't have to keep warning me

[near valley]

Besides the fact the fight is hella hype

[balmy condor]

I've progged bosses for 400 pulls before

I don't need people warning me that the boss will take a while

I promise you I've played this game before

[pliant remnant]

Holy shit is that the famous Neko

THE BIGGEST

[near valley]

Pinky promise?

[royal lantern]

smoldy down?

[balmy condor]

yeah on thursday

[near valley]

[royal lantern]

tindral is

yeha

[near valley]

Did they give you PI though

[royal lantern]

YEHA

[balmy condor]

yes I get pi in my raid

[royal lantern]

those 20sec wipes

[royal lantern]

i dont

[near valley]

Whispyr is Himothy confirmed

[balmy condor]

smolderon is up there in terms of not fun bosses for me

[near valley]

I think Smolderon is a real heater of a fight

[royal lantern]

smoldy is annoying

cus visual Clusterfuck

[plain moon]

Smoldy almost killed my guild tonight

He’s progging us better than we’re progging him

[near valley]

Oh yeah orange on orange is no joke

But TSwift causes epilepsy

[balmy condor]

it's like stone legion, painsmith, smolderon, anduin

[near valley]

So u knoe

[balmy condor]

my top 4 most hated

[near valley]

U hated Anduin?

What wasn't there to love?

[balmy condor]

I did for the 2-3 days I was in

and then I benched myself for I think it was another ranged or something

maybe a boomkin?

don't remember

and then I was big chilling

never got an anduin kill that tier

stone legion was real cringe

[near valley]

I imagine playing rogue on Andy wasn't the greatest

[balmy condor]

and then painsmith was also cringe cause we'd go into intermission with the whole raid and I'd just do my thing and then we'd stack at the end and 15 people were dead

and it was just rinse repeat

for 3 hours

[near valley]

Getting fucked over by a chain guy was entertaining

[blazing jewel]

someone linked passassin

some rather interesting builds sometimes

[near valley]

But I'd take Painsmith over KT

[balmy condor]

he just plays rather interesting in general

[blazing jewel]

if I remember right he killed smolderon on sub playing ER

[twilit star]

In aoe situations, am i spamming crimson tempest or just making sure i use it to upkeep the dot, and im spamming evenom on my casutic target(after i have done the whole DM,shiv,SD,KB,etc)

[balmy condor]

during shadowlands he did a completely different opener than everyone else

and it was very clearly worse

even in logs

for no reason

[near valley]

Isnt ER fine though?

[balmy condor]

crimson tempest does no upfront damage, so would try to avoid spamming it

[near valley]

Though no one plays it

[twilit star]

understood, thank you!

[balmy condor]

for the alt players

I'm curious

do other classes have as many clowns as assassination

like passassin

and just general m+ bullshit

is this normal

[blazing jewel]

okay but why would you play it

[near valley]

I dare not begin to assume the mind of Passassin

I'm not worthy

[near valley]

Boomies

[pliant remnant]

I remember people used to clown on Carmeezy a lot in the hunter Discord

[near valley]

But they're all clowns so idk

[pliant remnant]

but I genuinely don't remember the context

[near valley]

Wasn't it a seperate dude?

Forgot what his name was but it began with 'A'

He was the only guy with the discord tag to ignore whatever he says

[balmy condor]

it just feels like something about being a high end rogue makes you really dumb

idk enough about other classes to know if that's just high end everything

[near valley]

Nvm it was Newage

[balmy condor]

or just rogue

[desert inlet]

[near valley]

[near valley]

I mean you're likely to find a loy of self-proclaimed geniuses in any high-end class

Warriors have tons I'm sure

[balmy condor]

that's comforting

[near valley]

DHs without a doubt

For every 100 Inertia users

There is one dude trying to show that momentum or something is better

[balmy condor]

gigachad

[royal lantern]

nah, thats a general thing

people reach some skill

and then develop a Ego and start doing weird stuff, cus THEY know better ofc

[near valley]

peeps think doing X content to it's highest equates having expert knowledge

[balmy condor]

it equates having time I'll tell you that

[near valley]

True kek

[storm forum]

man

now no amp poison build is living in my head

i could play deadly + wound on sanguin weeks

and do negative damage

[desert inlet]

[storm forum]

but my guildies would shut up

[balmy condor]

might be your inner artistic tendencies

[desert inlet]

prob don't take iron wire in that build either

[storm forum]

true

[balmy condor]

untalenting iron wire means you can take a dps talent

[storm forum]

dont take blackjack either

[balmy condor]

to recoup the loss from running wound

[near valley]

Ngl screw my tanks we blackjack always

[storm forum]

to be fair im not running blackjack anyways

[balmy condor]

tricks is bait

[desert inlet]

I'm a blackjack hater

[storm forum]

tricks stops me from getting aggro on the random caster i silence with gar that my tank misses

[desert inlet]

if a pug pulls two mobs and I don't have tricks

[near valley]

Free 30% reduced dam on bolstering week ain't no joke

[desert inlet]

I'm gonna die

[clever perch]

it all depends if u're pugging/leading ur tank or not xD

[oak tangle]

tricks aint a bait when your tank pulls with his body instead of any semblance of damage

[near valley]

Ah yes

[balmy condor]

tricks doesn't get the aggro multiplier from tanks, it just raw transfers the aggro you generate..... as a rogue..... using dots..... as a ramp spec.....

[clever perch]

tricks saved my life many times

[near valley]

The bdk dilemma

[balmy condor]

[desert inlet]

yeah but the tank will get the threat

[storm forum]

its 10 seconds of not having threat

[desert inlet]

when they see extra mobs are coming

[storm forum]

10 seconds to send stuff to the tank

[balmy condor]

in what fucking world does an assa rogue have threat

[storm forum]

IKR

HOW DO I HAVE THREAT

I DONT DO ANYTHING

[near valley]

In a parallel universe

[desert inlet]

I pull threat on my cd target when dance drops sometimes

[storm forum]

i died 3 times to that shit

[balmy condor]

[near valley]

OK outlaw I don't take tricks either

[oak tangle]

tanks really be out here tanking

[near valley]

But that's cause by the time I've first gotten hit by a mob

I've already pressed evasion soon after

[storm forum]

at least OL has the vers to live a hit xd

[solemn echo]

We love that evas cdr

[oak tangle]

like 9/10 blackjack the play, but when you run with that 1 tank, you knwo to slot tricks

[storm forum]

thats the thing

i dont know to slot tricks

cause i wanna assume these people have brains

so im just defaulting to tricks now

[oak tangle]

this tank also purposefully does this shit to troll me

[storm forum]

until i do like a 25 and maybe the DR actually matters

[oak tangle]

so it's basically the uno reverse card

[desert inlet]

also I enjoy getting to hit the mobs 3 seconds before the warrior while he's told to wait for mobs to get rounded up

[balmy condor]

bro my discover weekly

is crazy

10/30 likes

insane

[storm forum]

what does that even mean

[desert inlet]

[balmy condor]

spotify makes a weekly mix of music

that's supposed to show you like

[storm forum]

oh im a yt music guy

[balmy condor]

new artists and shit

[blazing jewel]

mine was all soundcloud rap this week

not good

[balmy condor]

30 songs every week

[desert inlet]

I never listen to them because the first few I tried were stinky

[near valley]

My discover is people I already know

[balmy condor]

and I added 10 of them to my liked list

[near valley]

More like rediscover

[balmy condor]

I've had a dry spell for a month or two

there's like 1 heater and then trash

but this one

showed up

[desert inlet]

I'm gonna go listen to mine now

is this a spotify paid advertisement

r u sponsored

[balmy condor]

god I wish

you think anyone would sponser my ass the way I rail people in this channel?

[storm forum]

ive seen worse people get sponsors

[balmy condor]

yeah but they're famous

[storm forum]

just like

[balmy condor]

you're allowed to be an asshole when you're famous

[storm forum]

commit some crimes and get some air time

[oak tangle]

what came first, assholeness or fame

[storm forum]

idk if that even works

cause you can definitely be one without the other

[desert inlet]

yeah I'm not famous

[balmy condor]

OJ simpson got a book deal

[storm forum]

thats what im talking about

[oak tangle]

his lawyers family got a reality show

[balmy condor]

maybe I can get a book deal

[storm forum]

wiat thats not what im talking about

[balmy condor]

should I write a book

just a collection of rants

that I've posted in here

[desert inlet]

yeah but did you rush for 11k yards

[storm forum]

lmao

i was about to say youve probably written enough for a book

[royal lantern]

im somewhat infamous here, does that count?

[balmy condor]

like one of those short story books

that has 10 short stories

you just make it 10 whispyr rants

[storm forum]

between all the times youve rewritten guides and posted rants in here

[oak tangle]

there is something deeply ironic about seeing "11k" followed by the word yards

[storm forum]

how many miles is that?

[balmy condor]

silence eu cuck

[oak tangle]

au*

[desert inlet]

like six and a half

[storm forum]

why am i up at 530 am?

[balmy condor]

don't make me pull out the history books you koala lookin headass

[blazing jewel]

"big sim out to get us" - an autobiography featuring whisp man famed slayer of ravenholdt

[desert inlet]

this is my lunch time

I had spicy ramen

[storm forum]

i need to move to the west coast so i can pretend my sleep schedule makes sense

[oak tangle]

do et

[storm forum]

nice i love spicy ramen

[balmy condor]

https://www.awm.gov.au/articles/atwar/colonial

[storm forum]

i wanna make 530 am spicy ramen

[desert inlet]

u should

[oak tangle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonial_history_of_the_United_States

[balmy condor]

yeah

but we made up measurements

and you guys fucked kangaroos

checkmate

[storm forum]

idk man

[desert inlet]

is that real australia lore

[oak tangle]

that's some Kiwi propaganda

[storm forum]

fucking kangaroos sounds like the winning side here

[balmy condor]

NA EU > AU EU

[oak tangle]

trying to dodge the sheep fucking

[blazing jewel]

[balmy condor]

lowkey everything is just EU

except asia

those guys had mongols and stuff

[storm forum]

Eurasia

its got EU in it

[oak tangle]

tis true

[desert inlet]

yeah but not the asia part

just the eur part

[balmy condor]

europe just kinda decided to go through the entire world and fuck it all

[oak tangle]

i mean we were NEARLY spannish, are they classed as EU

[blazing jewel]

Are you all okay

[balmy condor]

says the guy awake at 5:30 am

[storm forum]

what have we done that would make you think that answer to that question is yes?

[desert inlet]

ya

oh hey let me get a boots pic

[blazing jewel]

Endwyr gets a pass for suffering through grom keys

[storm forum]

is grom growl?

or some regular here im not familiar with?

[balmy condor]

growl wishes he was grom

[blazing jewel]

Gromnak

[desert inlet]

boots posted

[storm forum]

thank you for the boots pic

[balmy condor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G-spy2vtqg

this is gromnak

[blazing jewel]

[storm forum]

huh

[balmy condor]

he's actually very breedable in person

[blazing jewel]

Did you meow for him

[balmy condor]

no

[storm forum]

did he meow for you?

[balmy condor]

no

[desert inlet]

[balmy condor]

I hate that

[blazing jewel]

[storm forum]

Wowee

[balmy condor]

claims he's submissive

but doesn't meow?

suspicious

did pleb ever come back

[blazing jewel]

I don’t think so lmfao

[balmy condor]

damn

[storm forum]

cant meow when youve got a ballgag on

[blazing jewel]

[balmy condor]

have you tried?

[desert inlet]

idk I feel like you mostly could

[blazing jewel]

@midnight mist meow or no meow?

[storm forum]

i just opened up amazon to browse for ballgags

[balmy condor]

???????

[blazing jewel]

Pog

[storm forum]

im not actually going to buy one

but i had a realization

[desert inlet]

you could prob test with other objects instead

[balmy condor]

bro it's over

[storm forum]

why am i like this

[balmy condor]

google slurped that search history

you're done for

[storm forum]

i share this account with my brother

[grim jay]

Opening discord and reading this

What a life

[chilly canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-8259086320683337215

[blazing jewel]

Off topic 2 is bis

[storm forum]

530 am unhinged discord chat

[desert inlet]

oh sorry let me get back on topic

[storm forum]

is like my top source of happiness these days

[desert inlet]

I have 12.472% haste

is that enough

[blazing jewel]

Something something I hate dh

[storm forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933386399279878154/991343673419763753/caption.gif

[grim jay]

Wdym its 11:39 smh my head

[storm forum]

its 539 somewhere

[oak tangle]

8:39 pm please

[grim jay]

Timezones are a lie

[desert inlet]

timezones are a lie invented by big clock to sell more clocks

[grim jay]

Try to convince me with a ballgag in your mouth

[blazing jewel]

@balmy condor are you sure the “big clock” apl is correct?

[quiet oar]

[storm forum]

one of us could be wearing a ballgag right now and we would would never know

[balmy condor]

are you... watching my screen?

[blazing jewel]

It’s tiramisu

He has the ball gag

[grim jay]

Considering he started sweating as I mentioned it

It must be true

[quiet oar]

https://tenor.com/view/puprosie-rosie-golden-retriever-dog-gif-14621629

[blazing jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/butter-dog-dog-butter-xd-gif-21990096

[desert inlet]

butter dog

[royal lantern]

butter dog

[blazing jewel]

Butter cat is bis

[balmy condor]

butter dog

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/butter-cat-cat-with-the-butter-on-him-butter-loaf-cat-loaf-cat-gif-12864293071679946407

[desert inlet]

baked potato lookin ass

[royal lantern]

going full loaf

[quiet oar]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-butterfly-butter-dog-with-butter-gif-6528042714213230053

[grim jay]

What a nice piece of bacon

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-bnu-bnuu-the-bnnu-bnnu-gif-25121915

[quiet oar]

https://tenor.com/view/oven-open-cook-bake-gif-17119777

[near valley]

The fuck is going on here

[pliant vector]

Hey guys, what should sin rogue do when on cd's? Just muti and envenom while keeping poisons up?

[storm forum]

oh god its a new player everyone act normal

[quiet oar]

On topic

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209043

[blazing jewel]

FOCUS UP

[near valley]

On topic

[blazing jewel]

Whispyr YouTube channel 📈

[quiet oar]

Yeah basically you want to Spam envenomen

While kingsbane is up

[pliant vector]

I did watch it but for some reason I'm at peak 110k on raids

[royal lantern]

during cds its mostly spamming 4+cp envenoms ye

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-bunny-shitpost-rabbit-mm-yees-bnuuy-gif-7970488282837678817

[blazing jewel]

Are bunnies good pets

[desert inlet]

yeah they do good tricks like

[royal lantern]

ye

but you wanna keep more then 1

[desert inlet]

poop

and eat drywall

[quiet oar]

!scana

[blazing jewel]

That sounds like me

[storm forum]

i ate rabbit once, i dont think i could keep one as a pet

[royal lantern]

JUST LIKE ME FR

[quiet oar]

https://tenor.com/view/easter-happyeaster-eastersunday-easterbunny-lol-gif-21025671

[blazing jewel]

[quiet oar]

!whispyr

[prisma monolith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/924436307202174976/1170474444624511078/giphy.gif?width=337&height=600

[storm forum]

!whispyr

[prisma monolith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/924436307202174976/1170474444624511078/giphy.gif?width=337&height=600

[blazing jewel]

Would you pi that guy

[storm forum]

yeah

[near valley]

Nah. Get a Komodo Dragon instead

[blazing jewel]

[royal lantern]

BASED AND LIZARD PILLED

[quiet oar]

Shibes

Are the way

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-gif-26468736

[blazing jewel]

[near valley]

They give me the hibe shibes

[quiet oar]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-dog-shiba-gif-21211996

[desert inlet]

I think if I had a pet that wasn't a boots

a hedgehog would be good

[blazing jewel]

What about a boots and a hedgehog

[desert inlet]

[blazing jewel]

He’d be a caring father to the spiky guy

[indigo mulch]

Hedgehogs are so adorable tho

[desert inlet]

I wonder if boots would be a good dad

or if he'd try to eat

he is a hungry little guy

[quiet oar]

My doggo killed an hedgehog

[blazing jewel]

Last thing you see before your demise

[desert inlet]

lmao

[balmy condor]

linux was playing with a dead gecko sometime last week

and Idk where he got a gecko

cause he don't go outside

would imply that the gecko got inside

but how did the gecko get inside

[royal lantern]

[blazing jewel]

I don’t think mochi has the iq to harm an animal

[desert inlet]

youve got a gecko infestation sry

[quiet oar]

Sin rogues have augs as pet

[blazing jewel]

This absolutely could not harm an animal

[quiet oar]

Does make sense you have one

[balmy condor]

damn, you can tell that there's no thoughts behind his eyes

[blazing jewel]

Head empty

[desert inlet]

a blissful life

[quiet oar]

Same as his owner

[blazing jewel]

[balmy condor]

[plain moon]

How’d you get a pic of me trying to play shadowdust?

[blazing jewel]

Whispyr playing sub on raszageth

[quiet oar]

You dont need it

[desert inlet]

sub on raszageth was for nerds

[quiet oar]

Sprint is buffed

And shorter cd

[storm forum]

real gamers benched themselves

[blazing jewel]

Lmfao

[blazing jewel]

“His name is nuclear bomb”

[royal lantern]

cat names

[desert inlet]

nuclear bomb is a good name

[blazing jewel]

Fits right in with boots

[desert inlet]

I can feel the will to live leaving my body whenever I'm benched

me want play game

[blazing jewel]

Returning*

[desert inlet]

[blazing jewel]

Bench my ass on tindral reclear

[storm forum]

how dare you enjoy the game you pay $15 a month for

[desert inlet]

you think I can afford 15 dollars

[storm forum]

no

but credit cards companies are more than willing to let you go into debt for it

[plain moon]

Excuse me just using an excuse to share more of my cat pics. Left one is Ysera right one is named Sylvanas

[desert inlet]

my credit is stinky and bad

I pay with tokens

[blazing jewel]

One sale run one month of game time

[quiet oar]

Thats a weird crossover

But can happen in the maw

[desert inlet]

hey guys remember the maw

that was fun right

[storm forum]

the funnest

[quiet oar]

You remember when you grinded Too much

[storm forum]

if you enjoy masocism

[royal lantern]

remember druids mentioning 20000x a day how THEY can mount?

[plain moon]

Yeah tried to name them based of personality. Turns out Ysera is a little shit and Sylvanas is the biggest cuddler

[midnight mist]

Miaou actually

[quiet oar]

You got less rep and got chased by the eye

[blazing jewel]

Link the thread for cat pics

Can’t do it on mobile

Stinky

[desert inlet]

what did you just call me

[storm forum]

https://discord.com/channels/124169701881282560/1146207476983812117 this one?

[quiet oar]

Grinded

[blazing jewel]

@plain moon

📈

[hushed urchin]

Legion was great

[quiet oar]

Auto correct does weird Things with English Word, when its Set to german

[desert inlet]

legion was before my time

[quiet oar]

[desert inlet]

wish it wasn't though, I like mage tower daggers

[hushed urchin]

Legion is why we have Kingsbane

[quiet oar]

True

[blazing jewel]

I want sparkle Druid form

[quiet oar]

And poison Bo b

[storm forum]

were ghostblades from mage tower?

[desert inlet]

ya

[storm forum]

those are the only ones i use they own

red ghostblades

sometimes green

[desert inlet]

[royal lantern]

@blazing jewel me when 1guy from the flying group is dead and nobody noticed yet

[blazing jewel]

What is that emote lmfao

[storm forum]

sorry endwyr

[blazing jewel]

[quiet oar]

I use hellscream dagger

[quiet oar]

[blazing jewel]

L m f a o

[hushed urchin]

I can’t even remember what weapon transmog I use. I looked at the artifacts so long I can’t see them anymore

[desert inlet]

I use the pvp version of the shard of azzinoth

[hushed urchin]

I love them but damn lol

[desert inlet]

which is just plain black without the green glowy

[royal lantern]

could say Foreverguy and it would not change tbh

[desert inlet]

so I can use enchant appearance for red glowy

[blazing jewel]

You all probably have the sub thread muted because red names so I post here too but I have been dwarf pilled

Held hostage by my guild and forced to be a short king

[royal lantern]

F

[desert inlet]

I would rather die to bleeds than be a dorf

[royal lantern]

idc what they tell ms

[storm forum]

Have you considered killing your guildies?

[hushed urchin]

Forced dwarfism

[royal lantern]

im not swapping race lmao

fuck racials

[royal lantern]

disable all

[desert inlet]

lmao

actually I'm currently using the christmas tree daggers

[quiet oar]

Scana

[hushed urchin]

I was playing UD Female for the animations but I got tired of it breaking my Mog. We had a good run from Legion to Last season.

[quiet oar]

Deploy the male dwarf pic

[blazing jewel]

Oh no

You don’t want that

[quiet oar]

Do it

Now

And tag whisp

[storm forum]

if i had to play dwarf id play male dwarf

[storm forum]

Wowee

[blazing jewel]

[quiet oar]

[blazing jewel]

Bro is leaking something from his booty shorts

[desert inlet]

[blazing jewel]

IF IM NOT DWARF THE BOSS WILL NOT DIE

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-gif-25837101

[desert inlet]

that sounds untrue

and also like a lie

[blazing jewel]

[balmy condor]

Yall ever seen a homie geek out for a sandwich

[blazing jewel]

Bro let the voices win

[desert inlet]

he was jonesin

[balmy condor]

Oh @fallen forge

I have a new idea

For grilled cheese

[fallen forge]

hit me

[desert inlet]

I wanna grill a cheese

[fallen forge]

theres ham in there too damn

[balmy condor]

crimped edge grilled cheese

Kinda goated

[desert inlet]

like an uncrustable

[balmy condor]

Like a grilled cheese tortellini

[fallen forge]

i read that as creampie egg grilled cheese

[balmy condor]

Creampie edged gooned cheese

[blazing jewel]

Isn’t that basically what your mayo sandwiches are

[desert inlet]

[fallen forge]

sandwich so good you feel like you nutted in your mouth

[balmy condor]

[fallen forge]

[quiet oar]

[balmy condor]

Stop

[rotund oak]

u look adorable wdym

[balmy condor]

[blazing jewel]

I’m cackling rn

[desert inlet]

can that be a sticker here

[blazing jewel]

Who even made that original version

[quiet oar]

This picture looks like it was done right after a nerf announcement

[fallen forge]

i'll make this tonight and report back

[balmy condor]

That was from the video where I just stared into the camera and shook for like 15 seconds

[plain moon]

After somebody asking about iron wire

[quiet oar]

You look so done with your life in that

[balmy condor]

Holy

It’s art

[indigo shell]

When playing shock build in m+ 20s do u ever use shiv while not in kingsbane window?

[balmy condor]

@wild lantern when you wake up yoink that

[balmy condor]

Probably shouldn’t

[desert inlet]

yeah sometimes my brain goes "hehe weeee execute"

but its prob not good

[fallen forge]

sometimes i do if kb target dies before i get to second shiv

i just send it on a random target bc why not

[balmy condor]

Yeh that’s fine

[blazing jewel]

On topic

[fallen forge]

im just impressed im not the one derailing with sandwich discussions this time

i have left an impression

[plain moon]

Why are you guys talking about assasination rogue in the shitpost and cat meme channel?

[rotund oak]

mayo 🔥

[fallen forge]

are u tryna say my sandwich is a shitpost

[desert inlet]

is the mayo in the cheese

or on the outside for grilling in place of butter

[fallen forge]

mayo with the cheese, butter on the outside

but like a nice layer of mayo to make it juicy

[desert inlet]

[indigo shell]

On wowhead guide it says hold one charge for deathmark and use other charge on cooldown

[blazing jewel]

I’m going to power infuse whispyr until he ascends to the heavens and shows god what a real kingsbane can do to a civilization

[desert inlet]

what if it doesn't crit

[fallen forge]

for shiv?

[royal lantern]

getting parried?

[plain moon]

Oh I thought you were a Mayo instead of butter on the outside kind of guy

[indigo shell]

Yes

[rotund oak]

u shouldnt be grilling mayo alot,if not at all

mayo is best understood for her freshness

[fallen forge]

well i cant check bc vpn setup is cringe, but ideally you use both shivs for each kingsbane window

[desert inlet]

no you're grilling a cheese

if you forgo the cheese, I guess it'd be a grilled mayo

[rotund oak]

ye

[fallen forge]

thats the first level of sandwich enjoyer

im advanced

[rotund oak]

mayo shouldnt contact heat that much

must be very skilled a cook to do that

[fallen forge]

tyty i do my best

[desert inlet]

I think you're in the backrooms of wowhead

[fallen forge]

i might be tripping but that seems outdated

[plain moon]

Do you keep crust on or off?

[rotund oak]

its my hobby but i intent to get a professional degree of some short

love it

its my hobby

[fallen forge]

gotta keep the crust on

gives the sandwich some personality yaknow

[rotund oak]

yup

[balmy condor]

I swear I updated that

[quiet oar]

Whisp

[balmy condor]

Very odd

[quiet oar]

Are you ready

For another around of spiteful

[indigo shell]

Am i the only one reading this

[balmy condor]

I’ll fix tomorrow

I mean it’s technically correct rotation advice

Just doesn’t factor in kingsbane

But without kingsbane no issues lmao

Very weird though

Cause I definitely updated that paragraph

[desert inlet]

forgot to hit save gg

[near valley]

I'm glad you appreciate my fine wprk

[hushed urchin]

Doesn’t KB have its own explanation that covers this?

I would hope most people willing to look up a guide would understand that you follow the rules of your CD first.

[balmy condor]

Idk sometimes things get lost between draft and publish, it’s a bit jank. For patch updates we don’t update the live guides, we make new drafts of the pages, and then the drafts get merged in a couple days before the actual patch

So sometimes like the wrong thing gets edited or a paragraph gets missed or a section cut randomly through that process

[keen spruce]

[desert inlet]

[balmy condor]

[quiet oar]

Whisp after reset

[balmy condor]

Whisp after someone finds an antique relic hidden in the depths of the rotation page

[quiet oar]

Im ahead of the time

Share this if someone asks

[balmy condor]

Why’s your discord look like that

It’s like a molded candy cane

[quiet oar]

Huh

[indigo shell]

That is why i asked, just to be sure. I though it might be diffrent for shock build as its not so dependent on kingsbane

[quiet oar]

Its nitro

I changed it

[spice surge]

Christmas discord theme goes hard

[quiet oar]

Its Not christmas

Theme

[balmy condor]

Yeah but why the colors like that

[quiet oar]

Its chroma glow

[balmy condor]

It’s fucking ugly

[quiet oar]

[balmy condor]

Why is it not a smooth gradient

[quiet oar]

[balmy condor]

Your discord has the same color scheme as an Internet forum from 2005 where the background png just loops endlessly

[blazing jewel]

Let the man like his moldy candy cane

If not he will send his vicious war dog after you

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/bobawooyo-dog-confused-dog-huh-dog-meme-shocked-dog-gif-16713203299056947073

[quiet oar]

He doesnt look dangerous

But He can kill

[balmy condor]

realistically in aoe with arterial, shiv on cooldown isn’t actually that bad of advice, typically it would line up with kingsbane and openers anyway

[blazing jewel]

[balmy condor]

But yeh

[royal lantern]

(with kidness)

[balmy condor]

Needs an update

Cause holding for kb probably better

Also arterial precision is not niche talent anymore

[blazing jewel]

Bro has a turbo double chin going on

[balmy condor]

[balmy condor]

Why he red

[quiet oar]

You mean around the neck

[balmy condor]

His legs

[quiet oar]

Thats brown

Wdym

[balmy condor]

Ah

We’re getting to the root of the issue

Tira is actually just color blind

[quiet oar]

????

[balmy condor]

So all his shit looks weird

But he can’t tell

[blazing jewel]

So that’s why he is a yellow name

[quiet oar]

His collar is solid

So

Whisp gaslighting to color blindness

[hardy dagger]

Yo Assa sims kinda low when buffs?

[blazing jewel]

Buff outlaw

[indigo shell]

I found out that sometimes, when we wipe or slow pull etc and my KB and Deathmark desync so i have to wait with my deathmark for KB to come off cd its better to use 1 shiv while waiting instead of holding everything

[balmy condor]

This ain’t brown brother that’s red. Dudes bathing in the blood of his enemies

[balmy condor]

Yeh, reasonable thing to do

[quiet oar]

I mean he plays with hedgehogs

And kills them

So

[balmy condor]

Your dogs been walking in knee-deep puddles of hedgehog blood?

[blazing jewel]

He got a pi

[balmy condor]

Also any biologists in chat, why do cat and dog knees go backwards but mine go forwards

What’s up with that

Is it just two leg things

[quiet oar]

He is a feral

A worgen feral

[desert inlet]

the bones are different

[blazing jewel]

I think you fall from high enough we could make ours look like that

[desert inlet]

is more like a stretched foot

[balmy condor]

Big feet?

[desert inlet]

what we think of the dog foot is the equivalent of just our fingers

or toes ig

foot fingers

[balmy condor]

I guess better shock absorb

[hearty reef]

Running on toes is faster

[balmy condor]

Can’t say I run faster on my toes

[desert inlet]

yeah when I sprinted in track, you weren't supposed to have ur heels touch

[hearty reef]

For animals that evolved that way

[desert inlet]

it's like on the balls of your feet

[hearty reef]

Less impact surface= more energy efficient

[balmy condor]

Well when I was in marching band we always had to roll heel to toe

So

[desert inlet]

okay well I was running fast and jumping into sand

[balmy condor]

You make track sound incredibly lame im ngl

[hearty reef]

Humans evolved buttocks to compensate for flat feet

[balmy condor]

Wait no shot

[hearty reef]

Hence why we good at marathon and not sprinting

[near valley]

Were you there?

[balmy condor]

Ass exists because feet?

[royal lantern]

i read buttcocks first and was confused

[blazing jewel]

That’s why we have donks

[near valley]

When the saints came marching in?

[blazing jewel]

[hearty reef]

Ass exists to make us run longer

[desert inlet]

shoutout to flat feet

[balmy condor]

[hearty reef]

So the gazelle gets tired and we eat

[near valley]

I have this

No shout out

Just pain

[desert inlet]

but are u dummy thicc to compensate

[balmy condor]

Meet you in middle? My feet so arched civil engineers use it to design suspension bridges

[desert inlet]

my feet are pretty arched I think

[balmy condor]

I stood on one of those heat maps when I got my insoles

[desert inlet]

I'd show you but I can't post feet for free

[near valley]

Extra thiccc

[desert inlet]

hell yeah

[balmy condor]

And it was actually just toes, a horizontal sliver for the balls of my feet, and then a circle for the heel

Was awful

Got these huge grippers and 80% of it don’t even touch the ground

Fucked up

[desert inlet]

sorry about your weird feet

[balmy condor]

It’s okay I’m sure someone’s into that

[desert inlet]

probably

[near valley]

Send pics

For a friend

[quiet oar]

There is a kink for everything

[blazing jewel]

[desert inlet]

[tawdry flare]

[hearty reef]

[blazing jewel]

[near valley]

[plush tusk]

why is sin discord so fucking weird? xD

[near valley]

Rogue*

[blazing jewel]

Off topic 2

[quiet oar]

I have a kink for scana

[near valley]

On topic

[hearty reef]

Sin*

[quiet oar]

On topic

[near valley]

Wtf

[balmy condor]

That’s like my foot but make it 3 shades lighter because it never sees the sun and I glow in the dark

[plush tusk]

na, we definitely have more weirdos in this channel

[near valley]

Nocturnal toes

[quiet oar]

You didnt Show up here

[balmy condor]

More fun people*

[near valley]

Noctoernal

[near valley]

[balmy condor]

I can use my feet as a reading light on god

[plush tusk]

weird flex

[desert inlet]

book reader flex...

[tawdry flare]

Whispyr does yoga while reading

[blazing jewel]

If whisp doesn’t post his feet in this channel I’m swapping to blue name

[near valley]

He reads with his toes

That's a real flex wtf

[quiet oar]

But we can share scana

[near valley]

Does Scana share?

[quiet oar]

Yeah

[balmy condor]

I know my worth honey 💅

[blazing jewel]

[balmy condor]

Feet guide?

[blazing jewel]

[quiet oar]

[balmy condor]

What’s this cat got to do with underhanded upper hand

[blazing jewel]

Why was that funny

That actually made me laugh lol

[quiet oar]

That cat

Is zeross

[near valley]

Isn't that what the UUH stands for?

[quiet oar]

I cant unlink it

[blazing jewel]

Oh that’s a good idea

I’m going to ping Zeross in here and go to bed after

[near valley]

Now neither can I

[blazing jewel]

@winged sun

[near valley]

[blazing jewel]

Enjoy the on topic discussion

[quiet oar]

[balmy condor]

What if

Hear me out

We all just left

And he showed up