assassination

[vestal wren]

and i have usually only stuff like interrupts/etc in chat

i have a extra tab to see all the chatting that happens in chat

[spice surge]

Not me, i got it yesterday 👉 👈 😊

[vestal wren]

but prefere to have only raid warnings, and important information during the encounter

[vestal wren]

congrats

[spice surge]

It even had avoidance on it

Its actually kinda unreasonable im gonna be taking 3% less damage from most sources just because of that

[thorn fjord]

Dont let your dreams be dreams

[clever sapphire]

ye i should probably do that too, but im too lazy

also not doing content where it would matter much

[gusty mirage]

banned

[midnight mist]

mod abuse

[spice surge]

So many rows of stats

[gusty mirage]

I'll ban you too

[midnight mist]

wtf

daddy

[spice surge]

Banana me brother

[midnight mist]

uwu

[gusty mirage]

how many bitches tho?

[spice surge]

Only 1, im an ethical boy

[gusty mirage]

same

surely I get dagger this week

SURELY

[spice surge]

surely

[gusty mirage]

9th time's the charm

amirite

[spice surge]

Just like today is surely the day ptr drops

[gusty mirage]

nah that's tomorrow

surely

ptr on tuesdays

yall wild

I can't make fun of @spice spire for being allergic to the sun anymore

my 5 hour golf round yesterday resulted in some sun burnage on my face

[spice surge]

Theyve dropped it on a friday before

[royal lantern]

i got the dagger in the first week of the mega dungeon

[spice surge]

Anything is possible

[gusty mirage]

truly a tragic start to the work week

[royal lantern]

[gusty mirage]

yeah but you're cute

so I'll allow it

[royal lantern]

[spice spire]

Spent all day outside plowing ur pops pal

[gusty mirage]

hot

[thorn fjord]

How far above par did you finish =P?

[gusty mirage]

let's just say

I found 10 dif ways to score a double bogey

worst part is I wasn't even playing bad

that course is just hard as fuck

[thorn fjord]

Golf is hard af lol

[gusty mirage]

they replicated the 16, 17, and 18 from sawgrass

on the island green, I hit my 8 iron 10 yards short, took my 7, hit the wood, bounced in the water

took my drop like a champ

9 iron skied the green

pitching wedge skied the green

picked up my bag and waited for my friend to finish the hole

and walked to 18

@thorn fjord my friend shot a 72

I shot a 114

lol

[thorn fjord]

As long as you had fun

Thats all that matters

[gusty mirage]

it was frustrating at times for sure

I parred the hardest hole on the course

so like I was playing pretty okay

[clever sapphire]

i already struggle with outlaw terms, now you are using golf terms

[royal lantern]

wdym golf terms

you play wow, BOGEY RIGHT should be in your head

[clever sapphire]

i play wow, only thing in my head is flaming augvokers and standing in frontals

also isnt that a castle nathria thing? i hated that raid

it was so boring

[thorn fjord]

but the dance MACABRE

Corn on macabre

[rare jackal]

dangerously based

[quiet oar]

How about the SASHEY LEFT

[vestal wren]

okay, you can ping enemies and the ping stays on their nameplate

[thorn fjord]

Thats sick

[midnight mist]

When you say stays

For how long

[spice surge]

[midnight mist]

Just for a few seconds Right

[spice surge]

Blizzard says it stays on the target

[vestal wren]

i just saw it in the video

https://youtu.be/kMP-kO2jduY?t=311

[spice surge]

Their regular markers should also be more accessible and easy to use like the pings

[midnight mist]

Oh did they make a video

[vestal wren]

^ marker to the "ping system"

[midnight mist]

Ty

[vestal wren]

agree

pinging a target is kinda the same as marking one

[spice surge]

Having weakauras or bigwigs auto mark every single mob because manually marking any of them is too time consuming is just silly

[midnight mist]

Marks aren't as noticeable tbh

[vestal wren]

https://wago.io/HyDbPiJVX

i made this weakaura in legion

because people in my raid team would not notice when they had markers on varimatras

[midnight mist]

Well yeah

[vestal wren]

the weakaura solved it, think its on of the things when a simple solution (just show marker in a fixed spot big) solves issues

[midnight mist]

I think they should visually redo raid markers aswell tbh

They don't stand out enough

These Pings do a good job at standing out tho

[vestal wren]

they do stand out more

[grand trail]

Ping systems getting abused in every other game which already have them

[vestal wren]

it has a cooldown if overused

so you can't spam

[gusty mirage]

I like potatoes

[midnight mist]

More upsides than downsides tho

[slate crown]

yeah every system gets abused to some extent

[grand trail]

Yes hopefully our raid leader won't ping me to death 😂

It will help with raid progress for sure

[vestal wren]

every system can get exploited

[gusty mirage]

ping him back to exert dominance

don't back down

[grand trail]

Okay noted

[gusty mirage]

always remember

you're a rogue

you're a gigachad

[grand trail]

Hopefully true after 10.2 😎

[spice surge]

Worst case you can always vanish

(ie unplug your modem)

[gusty mirage]

just defeat the blue class at least once

and then you'll forever cement yourself

as a legend

[gusty mirage]

oh, the method of how I got out of heroic arthas prog in 2008

"Darn guys, comcast died again"

[thorn fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/i-like-turtles-mask-make-up-halloween-gif-5308868

[vestal wren]

a turtle made it to the water

[royal lantern]

its litearlly only league

can people stop acting as if its something horrible lol

its 1 of the best features they could add

just because league players have legit negative 9 braincells doesnt mean that pings are bad lol

[ruby birch]

It’s still an insanely useful system in league

Game wouldn’t be playable without pings

So even then doesn’t make sense for people to hate on pings

[royal lantern]

yes ofc lol

like

pings are not the reason why league players that want to be toxic scum ARE toxic scum

they are just idiots with a huge burnout that are to addicted to stop playing league

without ping spam, they would just do something else

[static glacier]

We can be toxic without pings dw

Even with this new chat restrict system people still type vile stuff

[royal lantern]

league players are so beyond saving that they litearlly make animal noises in chat to insult others

cus everything else is restricted

THATS the playerbase we talk about

[static glacier]

Can’t call people dogs “tryndamere woof woof”

[royal lantern]

and the reason they say dog is cus 20other insults allready are restricted

normal people btw

[static glacier]

One I heard recently was “if you had a brain parasite it would starve”

This was in ARAM

[vestal wren]

best macro

/script PlaySound(109068)```

[gusty mirage]

fuu trying to steal your gold

[static glacier]

Tbh toxicity in wow isn’t anywhere near as bad

[ruby birch]

Toxicity in wow is just more cringe

[static glacier]

Atleast we can leave the dungeon / raid whenever

[ruby birch]

Imagine being that hardcore about this game

That you’re toxic

[static glacier]

In league you get hostage situations

[vestal wren]

wow is more and less toxic than league

[royal lantern]

wow isnt even toxic tbh

like, if something happens, 90% of the time people just leave the group without saying anything

[vestal wren]

wow has way less punishment for being toxic

[gusty mirage]

esp because most of it is hilariously in m+

[ruby birch]

Nah wow can be very toxic

[royal lantern]

or just say " X sucks" and then leave

[static glacier]

You know the people that link details for w/e to brag or put others down in keys

It’s cringe but what can you do

[ruby birch]

Exactly

[gusty mirage]

imagine thinking you're hot shit because you run dungeons 14 hours a day

[royal lantern]

m+ players are the crossover bettwen league and wow players allright

[vestal wren]

but guilds kind of help with toxicity, so while people are inherently toxic in guilds.
This toxicity is less extreme

[ruby birch]

Holy it’s so cringe when people start talking about io to boost their ego

[royal lantern]

YOOO MAN IM SO COOL I HAVE 180MORE RIO THEN YOU

[static glacier]

I mean where’s the line between toxic and being real

[vestal wren]

also pve has less metrics to compete on, so less room for toxicity

[royal lantern]

"294 20+ keys done this season, rerolled classes 6x"

[gusty mirage]

it's like pvpers going "hur hur dragonslayers" or "hur I stab people you stab robots"

as if every arena match doesn't play almost to the exact same script

[ruby birch]

Yeah the pvp toxicity towards pve is also cringe lol

[near valley]

https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-rot-signal-ausrufezeichen-gif-21396740

[thorn fjord]

Or the "have fun killing npc's scrub" from my IRL friends that dont play wow

[ruby birch]

Pvp is insanely scripted

[royal lantern]

thats the thing i always love lol

[ruby birch]

Which is why it’s dead

[royal lantern]

pvp is even more scripted then pve

[static glacier]

:2.3k rating peaker xd

[royal lantern]

like

[ruby birch]

It’s the same shit every time

[royal lantern]

if you dont do the same opener against 1 of the 3 meta comps you see all the time

you lose

the end

[static glacier]

“You’re looking mighty lot like npcs” 👽

[vestal wren]

i can hear this picture

[gusty mirage]

wow toxicity when it comes to someone's preferred selection of content

is cringe as fuck

[ruby birch]

^^^

[gusty mirage]

you're not a better player because you do m+ or raid or pvp

you're just as sad as the rest of us lmao

[vestal wren]

world pvp is toxic

[ruby birch]

The most gigachad players on WoW are the mount farmers

[static glacier]

I only hate when it’s like 5+ people zerging, 1v2-4 is fair game

[near valley]

Ptsd inducing

[vestal wren]

i had the pleasure to talk to a world pvp player in legion

[gusty mirage]

yo actually true

[royal lantern]

thats why reddit is also so bad for wow discussions, just a giant "m+ good, raid bad, m+ should give even more gear and drop tier set and give 20 other things" circlejerk

i mean, beyond the ussual "reddit is so fucking bad at the game and its fucking reddit" part

[vestal wren]

this player would find the most fun doing world pvp

[gusty mirage]

if you have like 10+ alts

and you farm old content all day

your mental is beyond approach

[vestal wren]

he then explained to me how that works

he basically would go into the back then pvp zones

[gusty mirage]

they're just like "fuck it, Imma collect mounts"

and honestly I respect it

[vestal wren]

and kill every low level char he finds (while being equipped way over the top)

[gusty mirage]

gear is seasonal, mounts are forever

[royal lantern]

mate, those hardcore mount/toy/pet farmers are litearlly the most dedicated gamers in this game lol

like, world first people are shit against them

[vestal wren]

averagely 2hours a day

this was his definition of fun content

[static glacier]

Low-key casual players love this game more than any more serious players do

[gusty mirage]

bro I know someone with 16 alts parked outside of nax

LMAO

[royal lantern]

thats why you should not take any game way to serious

[gusty mirage]

they've made so much gold selling the bases to get people their t3 mogs

[royal lantern]

like

[gusty mirage]

they got like multiple accounts and shit

paid for all with gold

it's WILD

[royal lantern]

it helps to understand when you realise that its all just a game and it doesnt really matter if you like something lol

[near valley]

The dude who levels up his panda to max level without picking a faction is true dedication

[deft flicker]

Yep

[gusty mirage]

he's a giga chad

real talk

[near valley]

Ong

[thorn fjord]

or a maniac

[deft flicker]

Halfhill farm > mount farm

[thorn fjord]

that sounds awful

[near valley]

Man of pure dedication and will

Man literally fishes to victory

[static glacier]

Once you’ve gone too serious it’s hard to go back

You telling me you can go back to clowning dps windows once you’ve gotten a r1 log?

[thorn fjord]

This is me

[royal lantern]

not saying clowning dps

but like

stop taking shit so serious

[near valley]

What's a r1 log?

[royal lantern]

and i had #2 on zskarn, does that count?

[deft flicker]

Mistakes happen, humaning happens, we’re not bots

[thorn fjord]

i had a r1 on desausage for 2 weeks

[near valley]

[thorn fjord]

it was cool

[near valley]

Some people low key bots

[static glacier]

What happened

[deft flicker]

Nah

No one is a bot

Some people can do really wild stuffs tho

[royal lantern]

thats what a bot would say

brb getting my microwave gun

[deft flicker]

||I mean I legit had to convince myself that I’m not an AI messaging thing several times so you might be onto something||

[thorn fjord]

We've all been there

[gray crest]

People do indeed do weird things. Ex: kittenz making a fake linked in and having to make a fake library card so he can get back into his account

[grand trail]

I played Dota but imagine it's same

[true flume]

Hello! im new to rogue and im going into Mythic Zkarn today. How do you handle the adds? do we dot them all, or just ignore?

[spice spire]

Generally dot them as they’re in range, but not worth chasing unless your guild needs them dead

[true flume]

TY

[gusty mirage]

not worth chasing them even if your guild needs damage

unless you're playing outlaw or sub it's just not worth it

you're not gonna do significant damage to them either way

[spice spire]

I was forced

[drifting cloud]

chase them in tactical, use cloak proc cheat die

to do 400k dmg

[spice spire]

Then missed the kill anyway

[gusty mirage]

realistically your dots aren't gonna last long enough for it to be any sorts of meangingful damage

dot them if they're close for energy regen on the boss

but def don't go out of your way

if you're playing assassination you're stuck to the boss

[static glacier]

Speaking of Zskarn

Is it a fight y’all would consider SBS

[thorn fjord]

@true flume out of curiosity… were you progging on another class or is this your first m boss?

Follow up would be what made you choose rogue

[gusty mirage]

ye the constant add spawning makes SBS a solid alternative

[static glacier]

I really enjoy sepsis but I’m trying to not get too attached

[thorn fjord]

Wondering what my kb button would be if we get it back as an option with er and sepsis still being the way to go

[static glacier]

Low-key get rid of any number of short CDs and give us KB

I’d give my kidney for it

[true flume]

i progregged it as WW a few months back. guilds rogue is going through irl stuff so im going to swtich.

[static glacier]

As it stands idk if we’ll get to play KB while DTB exists

[clever sapphire]

thats fine, just remove dtb

but you could also play around with tuning somehow to make dtb the dungeon talent

[static glacier]

This whole situation regarding Kb isn’t just DTB, deathmark is also a guilty participant

[thorn fjord]

Ah ok that makes sense

[thick sable]

Pog?

[indigo epoch]

Lies

[sour elm]

nope its definately there

[gusty mirage]

yeah wowhead made a post about it

give them like

12 hours

they'll have that shit data mined lickity split

lol

[clever sapphire]

now we will see if realz cooked anything up yet

[deft flicker]

Excited for Sting like a Bee node

[clever sapphire]

cause thats all we gonna do

the dmg of a bee

nothing else

xD

[deft flicker]

Bees hit hard

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-bee-bee-dancing-vibing-gif-24578716

[clever sapphire]

once

then they die

[gusty mirage]

in b4 whoever's building the PTR release forgot to include a change

they've done that to the man before

lmao

[clever sapphire]

oof

but they never forget to rework shadowpriest atleast

[gusty mirage]

of course not

we're about due to rework #3 soon

[spice surge]

#3 this expac*

[clever sapphire]

i mean they are currently too comfortable, a rework would do them well

[silk bane]

I hope this happens. Pretty sure e #outlaw's streets is gonna run red with the blood of Zac trying to hold back angry pirates

[gusty mirage]

3 every expac

that's the number they go for afaik

I still remember bfa

lmao

[gusty mirage]

if they give zac any shit

I'm full sending mutes for a month

@midnight mist is offlimits to any kind of aggression

[midnight mist]

WTF

NO PING

[gusty mirage]

I ping you out of love

I stand with you

[midnight mist]

ok thanks dad

🫡

[clever sapphire]

zac already scared of all the pings in outlaw

[gusty mirage]

I'll cut them

zaco needs to push IO

he aint got time to calm down kindergardners

zaco also needs a firemage that has a brain

so if yall know one

send them his way

a firemage inted his 29 FH

[spice surge]

Thats an unfortunate situation to be in

[gusty mirage]

[silk bane]

Oxi out here after Zac walked the plank...

[gusty mirage]

brother I'll hide the channel for a month if I have to

[silk bane]

No outlaw for a month? So dreams can come true!

[sour elm]

ngl if I had the options to do 100% of my damage in a raid fight in the first 2 globals and then just die; I'd be ok with it

[midnight mist]

wtf no hidding outlaw

[spice surge]

Brother ive hidden outlaw for years

[gusty mirage]

it's either that or I mute everyone who says mean things to you

[vestal wren]

i don't hide spec channels, i don't block people

[quiet oar]

Why does everyone act like Outlaw is the unwated child

Wtf

[gusty mirage]

I have 2 people in RH blocked

[midnight mist]

ok tbf no one does

[deft flicker]

@midnight mist mean things

[midnight mist]

wtf

[gusty mirage]

you're damn right they don't, they know better

[gusty mirage]

fun fact

[midnight mist]

[gusty mirage]

zac can actually banana you if he wants

he mutes daps randomly sometimes

[shy pecan]

He wouldn’t

[deft flicker]

Yep, I know

[gusty mirage]

and it's great

[shy pecan]

But that’s daps

[gusty mirage]

cause I get a DM

"are you just gonna let him mute me?"

"yes"

"wtf"

[shy pecan]

You just want daps in your DMs

[silk bane]

Zac's so based for that what a Chad

[deft flicker]

Daps Messages

[gusty mirage]

I get random messages all the times from daps

love the guy

but holy shit if someone invented a way for me to slap him through the internet

they'd be a rich man

[quiet oar]

[deft flicker]

You might want to buy an RC hand

[thorn fjord]

[subtle kiln]

I'm on the 10.2 ptr. no changes

[quiet oar]

They were lying

1 year aberrus

Pack it up. Guys

[subtle kiln]

had it predownloaded

[quiet oar]

This season for antoher 6 months

Would kill the game

[vestal wren]

could be on accident

[vestal wren]

this season won't be another 6 months

[spice surge]

I mean they didnt push anything, they literally just name changed it

[vestal wren]

^

[quiet oar]

I know

[subtle kiln]

they changed something. the reds are the 10.1.7

[subtle kiln]

10.2 week before blizzcon (speculating)

[quiet oar]

Yes yes i know

But just imagine

Like some patches were 9-12 months

[vestal wren]

i expected 10.2 to be next week

[quiet oar]

Fuu confirmed it

[vestal wren]

on ptr

[quiet oar]

Will Do reddit Post now

On ptr was Too late

Already screenshotted

[vestal wren]

out of context posts are always the best

[subtle kiln]

pretty sure they only adjusted patch scheudle for diablo, otherwise it's been 8 week cycle

[quiet oar]

[subtle kiln]

next week is good though

saves 9 more weeks of Nelth prog

[thorn fjord]

Surely we kill sark this month

SURELY

[spice spire]

Me fr

[vestal wren]

have fun

[quiet oar]

The Hard Part is the rekill

[subtle kiln]

have to get there first ;p

[spice spire]

It does this week

Surely

[subtle kiln]

🚔

reminder. servers gonna be fucked tonight

[snow kindle]

Seems everyone is also killing sark then quitting

[subtle kiln]

gotta beta test for EU

[vestal wren]

as always

[quiet oar]

Nah

10.1.5

Was worse on eu

Wasnt it

[gusty mirage]

that was an anamoly

your servers were fucked for like

all of wednesday

it was wild

[quiet oar]

Yes

[gusty mirage]

good more time for poe 🙂

wow stinky anyway

[quiet oar]

The whole first week Wasnt stable

[thorn fjord]

hows the new season @gusty mirage

[shy pecan]

When next poe strim?

[gusty mirage]

prolly when I get home from work

[shy pecan]

[quiet oar]

Are you a Professor now?

[gusty mirage]

I am not

I did not get the job

[quiet oar]

[subtle kiln]

Apparently servers are up.

[gusty mirage]

wow still stinky

[storm forum]

Good morning. Any ptr stuff yet? Or fake notes to get jebaited by?

[slim hamlet]

https://www.wowhead.com/news/battle-net-launcher-updates-10-1-5-ptr-name-to-10-2-0-update-coming-soon-334818 yea tomorrow fo sho

[rotund crescent]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[thorn fjord]

@gusty mirage no dagger 😦

[balmy condor]

@gilded oasis @brazen zodiac today is the day

[spice spire]

No it is not

[balmy condor]

im getting dagger quake shut up

[void mesa]

[thorn fjord]

The int mace dropped

Feels bad

[void mesa]

Worst case get the hero one right 🙃

[balmy condor]

I don't think heroic is an upgrade

[void mesa]

I guess its gonna be closr to 440?

[balmy condor]

424

[void mesa]

But should be worse than 447+

I meant in comparison for OH dps

[brazen zodiac]

today is the day!

just do what i did silly! loot it from the boss. cx

[balmy condor]

yeah I mean 20+ levels

is a lot

[void mesa]

Yeaaah

Gonna have to check sim to see if I shouls farm... heroic...

[gusty mirage]

oh

that's what I've been doing wrong

[void mesa]

Maybe I wont anyways 🙃

[spice spire]

Dagger? I hardly know er

[balmy condor]

[void mesa]

Whats your current OH? Sark?

[balmy condor]

yeah 450 sark

[void mesa]

Damn

The 424 actually compares with it

Insane

25ilvl
150dps

[balmy condor]

yeah offhand dps is

very worthless

[void mesa]

I mean 0.5% if you drop the 441 is kinda big

[balmy condor]

and it's actually worth more on assassination than sub

[balmy condor]

that's hard carried by timestrike

[void mesa]

Yeah, thats why this weapon is big

Cuz I do assume by itself a 424ilvl craft vs 447 craft is like... nothing in terms of difference

[balmy condor]

and timestrike ain't even good

[void mesa]

But its something!

[balmy condor]

yeh

that's all that matters for offhand tbh

[gusty mirage]

139.5 with the dagger

[void mesa]

But do we know how timestrike actually works? Its not a wft proc, just an echoing dmg on any ability correct?

[balmy condor]

yeah

[royal lantern]

135 with dagger

[balmy condor]

random damage proc

[royal lantern]

cus like, no others of the "Big" items

whats a sark cloak?

[void mesa]

Whats a what cloak?

[gusty mirage]

a cozy lil 457 cloak

yall should try it

[void mesa]

[gusty mirage]

[balmy condor]

just need 3 more items man

[royal lantern]

oxi is just coping

[gusty mirage]

mfer down bad for some pants

[royal lantern]

cus he has no dagger

[gusty mirage]

yea

I'm coping because I do 4k more dps than you without a nick of time

for sure

[royal lantern]

god

all those people allready crying about the pings

brain worms

[gusty mirage]

[void mesa]

Ohgos

[royal lantern]

jesus christ

[void mesa]

Pings are up today..?

[gusty mirage]

ofc

that's the new big thing

[void mesa]

Idk if I wanna log in tonight anymore

[balmy condor]

who's crying about it?

[gusty mirage]

enjoy league of warcraft

[void mesa]

Butt pull something in a key

?????????????????????? ensues

[gusty mirage]

I DM'd whispyr for assassination coaching

and he never responded to my follow up

AMA

[void mesa]

Will you coach me oxi?

[royal lantern]

litearlly guild chat full with people allready dooming cus they are league brains

my god

i legit cant

[toxic night]

[gusty mirage]

why do you want me to coach you

I suck

[void mesa]

Huhhhh

[near valley]

https://tenor.com/view/question-mark-ping-league-of-legends-mia-question-gif-23237489

[void mesa]

Attention

[balmy condor]

yeh now just gotta wait for the actual game to update and not just the name

[gusty mirage]

people should start malding that there are no changes already

[toxic night]

Haha yeaa

[void mesa]

Ive lost the interest to get an actual M guild so im just trying to H parse with 443 ilvl

I should just unsub honestly

[gusty mirage]

answer my question wtf @balmy condor

ty

[balmy condor]

never hit enter

[gusty mirage]

good enough answer tbh

we got a good marketing angle now

@thorn fjord buy coaching from whispyr and you might get to see his balls

[void mesa]

[gusty mirage]

as your self appointed manager I'll take 5%

ty

[void mesa]

That huh

Is one way to do branding yeah

[gusty mirage]

if there's anything I learned from P Diddy

sex sells

[royal lantern]

imagine

getting loot

[gusty mirage]

I had those gloves in my vault for 2 weeks and took tokens

ama

[royal lantern]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/2pT4BVDJiW7ztKqaCT2yvW

[thorn fjord]

Will seeing his balls guarantee a dagger?

[gusty mirage]

no

[royal lantern]

i wanna break the 137k man

[subtle kiln]

I tried to get the rally going

[gusty mirage]

it's my fault really

I've shit on anyone who so much complains in the last month

[subtle kiln]

stop being a furry

[gusty mirage]

toxic

[peak bobcat]

Essence in the vault

god bless

[gusty mirage]

leave our fox friend alone

[thorn fjord]

He’s cute tho

[gusty mirage]

[subtle kiln]

I mean. if he wants to break 137 they’re 30% off

[royal lantern]

you dont even send puppy pics, who the hell are you even

[gusty mirage]

OOH SHIT

SHOTS FIRED

[subtle kiln]

idgaf what he plays.

[royal lantern]

[gusty mirage]

[void mesa]

[subtle kiln]

tbf oxi didn’t even know there are puppies til today

[gusty mirage]

that is true

I want all of them pls

I have no where to put them

so that would be a terrible decision on both of our parts

but I want all of them

[subtle kiln]

got 13k?

[gusty mirage]

I do not

but wtf

that's actually cheap as fuck for collies

aren't there like 8 babies

[subtle kiln]

yup

you all be getting scammed by breeders charging 4k+ for dog that ain’t done shit for work.

tfb trained (herding) young adults for for 5k-25k each

[gusty mirage]

soon I will message you

and be like GIMMIE

and I get a collie

and I'm happy forever

cause who the fuck needs friends when you have the best pup ever

[subtle kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-pixar-nemo-mine-seagulls-gif-14347196

[gusty mirage]

gatekeeping my happiness

[subtle kiln]

nah

Detroit does that

[balmy condor]

Detroilet

[royal lantern]

solution for that

get 2 collie's

[gusty mirage]

cleaner than san fran

paging the state with a website for homeless people's shit on sidewalks

[balmy condor]

yeah but I'm in the area

[gusty mirage]

enjoy your $7 a gallon gas and $5 mcdoubles and homeless people's shit

[balmy condor]

hey okay gas here is 5.30 right now

[thorn fjord]

holy xhit thats taxed

[wary ice]

1 gallon of gas where youre from is 2 Mc doubles where I'm from

That's so wild

[gusty mirage]

for fucking standard unleaded?

what the actual fuck

bro I'd just walk everywhere in cali

what the fuck is that

$5.30 a gallon

[balmy condor]

summer last year was terrible

we creeped into 6.50

[gilded oasis]

I believe

[gusty mirage]

I do not believe

I refuse to acknowledge that dagger exists

so it can't drop if it's not real

[gilded oasis]

you're in the bay area-ish right? its definitely more there. I think I just filled up for under 4.50.. I also get from Costco though so its cheaper a bit

[gusty mirage]

and nothing you can say can make me believe it's real

[gilded oasis]

I have one equipped

[gusty mirage]

you're not real though

[gilded oasis]

true, just like Belgium

[gusty mirage]

this is all part of the matrix

I'm onto all of you

[balmy condor]

I'm in the south bay near san jose yeah

[gilded oasis]

ah yeah

[balmy condor]

you wanna funnel me a dagger this week zar?

[gilded oasis]

yeah I jsut sat down for lunch just DM me whenever. I dont have anymore meetings today

[balmy condor]

pog

I'll get a tank and a healer in order

[gilded oasis]

i should be outlaw spec right??

[gusty mirage]

yes

imagine offering to funnel whispyr but not me

you fake af zar

I take back all of the support I gave you since magmorax

[balmy condor]

get your own funnel

[gusty mirage]

go back to germany bitch

[gilded oasis]

I didnt know you needed it at that time! sark dagger haver

dont worry we get ti this week then we funnel oxi

[gusty mirage]

this guy got spoon fed double sark dagger before his vacation

[sharp falcon]

pls stop saying funnel i get triggered

[gusty mirage]

unbelievable

and then he stole my top 10 on magmorax with his PI

[gilded oasis]

FUNNEL

[thorn fjord]

👀

[gusty mirage]

he's a filthy hooker

[sharp falcon]

reeeee

[void mesa]

#subtlety funnel spec

confirmed

[gusty mirage]

sullied

washed

[deft flicker]

What would be the opposite of it??

[balmy condor]

sub rogue 10.2 funnel forever diamond hands to the moon infinite scaling permanent boss damage don't kill the adds thousand year spec huge burst

[gusty mirage]

shuriken combo reintroduced when tho

fr

[void mesa]

WhispyrGPT is that you

thats really a good SEO one tho

[gilded oasis]

sounds more like a wish item title

[sharp falcon]

filter? siphon? scatter? spread?

[gilded oasis]

rogue scatter shot confirmed?

[void mesa]

Poison spread???

[balmy condor]

finally, all those bows I've been hoarding in my bank

[gilded oasis]

rejoice

[balmy condor]

I knew those transmogs would come in handy

[deft flicker]

Sprinkler

[gilded oasis]

sprinkler of knives

[gusty mirage]

you can call fan of knives sprinkler of combo points

[balmy condor]

@gilded oasis @brazen zodiac login it's time to loot 3 nick of times from the boss that only drops 2 pieces of gear

[gusty mirage]

any 1cp fok enjoyers in chat?

[gilded oasis]

1 combo point is NOT A SPRINKLER

[gusty mirage]

it's that sprinkler your parents offered you

that doesn't work

it's still a sprinkler god damnit

[gilded oasis]

[vestal wren]

assassination can funnel too

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-fist-angry-fist-arthur-arthur-fist-anger-gif-7354160

[void mesa]

fuu what is this propaganda

[balmy condor]

I need dagger from dungeon, sark cloak and tier legs from raid tonight

[gilded oasis]

im on

[balmy condor]

and then I'm full bis for PTR copy tomorrow

right

surely

[vestal wren]

ptr tomorrow confirmed

[balmy condor]

yeah

[void mesa]

get the spreadsheets out

new rogue

[balmy condor]

they're gonna put up PTR exactly 30 minutes before I go to work

[gilded oasis]

funny cause our other rogues name is spreadsheet

[balmy condor]

and then I won't have time to write a pin

and I'll be very upset

[gilded oasis]

write pin "I am at work"

pin it

[royal lantern]

so many pings

so many WHATS BIS questions

[balmy condor]

maybe I pre-write the pin

[thorn fjord]

Dw oxi has you covered

Surely

[balmy condor]

and then when new stuff happens

I can just speedrun fill in the blanks

madlib style

[gilded oasis]

I like it

[void mesa]

can we do a practice run of PTR questions?

[gilded oasis]

'IS SIN OP NOW?'

HELLO WHAT IS BEST SPEC

[thorn fjord]

Can I still play OL in raid?

[balmy condor]

The new talent ____ (insert talent name) is very cool but it remains to be seen how useful it is in m+. Definitely seems like more of a single target ability

[raven merlin]

is sin good in m+ now?

[gusty mirage]

nah fam

fuck this guy

I aint writing shit

[vestal wren]

argumentation

[balmy condor]

as in right now today? no

[gusty mirage]

he's just gonna OCD re-write it anyway

just gonna let him do it from the start

save both of us the trouble

[balmy condor]

hey fuck you I just condense the 4 pins we write

[void mesa]

What is the new rotation??? Is SBS BiS now?????

[balmy condor]

it's not OCD

it's efficient

[gusty mirage]

[gilded oasis]

god I hope so. bring back SBS

[runic hinge]

Quake wishes

[thorn fjord]

That’s something someone with ocd would say

[gusty mirage]

the bis rotation remains reroll fire mage

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[thorn fjord]

Or unholy Dk

[gray crest]

How long till whispyr just types out all those "aaa"s like he did a few days ago

[gusty mirage]

when the boss doesn't drop the nick of time

and he gets the trinket instead

and malds

or the boots

I've gotten the boots 6 times

[thorn fjord]

I’ve gotten trinket 4

[gilded oasis]

with the fur?

[gusty mirage]

or bracers I forgot what drops there tbh

[balmy condor]

every 10 minutes on repeat until the channel is able to resist the urge asking what the best single target talent build is

[gusty mirage]

everytime I've ran that dungeon I've wanted to commit sudoku

[runic hinge]

3 trinkets for me

[sharp falcon]

"Because of [talent_name] we may now prioritize [stat_name] more heavily on [encounter_type] fights. Alternatively, if [talent_name] becomes used, it may steer us to take [talent_name] instead of [talent_name]. Either way, [skill_name] in the opener is now dead, and we'll be much more likely to sequence with [skill_name] into [skill_name]."

[void mesa]

But whats the best AoE talent????

[gusty mirage]

realz is chat gpt confirmed

[thorn fjord]

This man is cookin

[gusty mirage]

I only wish Cev was here

[vestal wren]

spicy

[gusty mirage]

he'd say something with zero emotion because he's finnish

and no one would know if he's happy or upset

[vestal wren]

opener talk in a pin

[balmy condor]

you can tell that you're a programmer with your fancy little array data entry looking variables

[void mesa]

Im really proud Realz is the one doing our rework. Best person to do it

[balmy condor]

brackets AND underscores?

nerd for sure

[ember mural]

Just slow mode assa until you get home from work

[gray crest]

No camel case?

[gusty mirage]

get one of the greens to do it

[thorn fjord]

AND proper punctuation

[sharp falcon]

they're just mad libs but ok i guess ur right =*(

[gilded oasis]

I like camel case

[spice spire]

Is 10.2 PTR out yet? (I’m supposed to tell you when it is)

[gray crest]

Camel case gang

[gilded oasis]

so sepsis confirmed dead? cause realz just said so in his madlib

[royal lantern]

funny way to say LOL NERD

[balmy condor]

.

[gusty mirage]

@gray crest can you get me deported so I dont have to work anymore?

[spice spire]

my king

[balmy condor]

nsd +J++++++++++

J

J
+++++JJJ

_+===============================================================ggg

[royal lantern]

ah yes

[gusty mirage]

hi frosty

[balmy condor]

vbggggnooooobgvh 6y

stop

[spice spire]

You good dog?

[balmy condor]

000000000000000no

[gilded oasis]

LOL

[gray crest]

Aren't you a legal us citizen?

[spice spire]

Hi Linux

[void mesa]

WhispyrStroke confirmed

[thorn fjord]

Oh no it’s a stroke

[gusty mirage]

yes

[gilded oasis]

chatgpt is malfunctioning

[vestal wren]

cat?

[sharp falcon]

really, dont read into it

[balmy condor]

cat

really pushy cat

[void mesa]

car?

[gusty mirage]

linux or frosty

[gilded oasis]

Oh I was only meme

[gusty mirage]

oh pushy

[balmy condor]

linux

[gusty mirage]

for sure not frosty

frosty vibing on a couch somewhere

[balmy condor]

frosty too old, can't get up on my desk

he don't jump that high

[gusty mirage]

PICK HIM UP

[spice spire]

He’s too chonk

[balmy condor]

he doesn't want it

[spice spire]

Just like George

[void mesa]

gibe cats hugs

[gusty mirage]

bro frosty is my spirit animal

old and cranky

[spice spire]

And I pick his 65 pound ass up every time

[gusty mirage]

just wants to be left alone

[gilded oasis]

L O L n e r d

[plain onyx]

😂

[gray crest]

Well gg then, please collect your diabetes inducing, 1 gallon soda cup on your way to pay your extortion level hospital bill

[thorn fjord]

Don’t act like you don’t wanna get picked up

[balmy condor]

takes one to know one

[past forum]

Just temporarily lock out sin channel except for cat pics and/or messages typed by cats

[spice spire]

There’s a thread for that

[runic hinge]

Secret thread too good

[gilded oasis]

no thats a boots only thread now

and bird name I forgot

[deft flicker]

:5

[spice spire]

Surprised it wasn’t taken down it was kind of made as a joke after that night of endless animal pics

[gusty mirage]

#1146207476983812117

[runic hinge]

Stuart

[gusty mirage]

wrong reply

[spice spire]

10/10 would make again

[gusty mirage]

get over it

[past forum]

Relationship with Secret Technique ended. Secret catposting channel is my new best friend

[vestal wren]

pin template for your cat, whispyr:yaml Servant, refill my foot bowl with ${favorite food} immediately. No is not a acceptable answer!. PS: Faster, bring snacks too!

[gusty mirage]

[gilded oasis]

Yes ty

[gusty mirage]

stuart is bis

my fav cat hands down

[spice spire]

[spice spire]

(And dog)

[deft flicker]

Golden typos btw

[balmy condor]

This is how he snuggles

When I’m sitting at my desk

[gilded oasis]

he baby

i love when my cat does that.. when I dont need my other hand

[gusty mirage]

stop pretending you don't like it

[spice spire]

#1146207476983812117

[gusty mirage]

oh look who decided to finally wrangle up chat

meowitquake to the rescue

3 years late

[balmy condor]

I love it, for about 10 minutes

And then I lose all feeling in my arm

[gusty mirage]

you don't have any feelings on the inside

that's why you play rogue

[spice spire]

Stfu u cranky geezer I s2g I’d kiss you on the mouth every time you speak just to cease it and that’s on the capital G

Anyway

[gusty mirage]

@spice spire

[spice spire]

I also enjoy having a centralized picture of cute animals

[balmy condor]

also in order to hold on he will drive those nails into my shirt

[gusty mirage]

@balmy condor lemme borrow 400 divine

[deft flicker]

Wooshhead

[gusty mirage]

stop playing wow and login

[gusty mirage]

I need a mirror

[spice spire]

[balmy condor]

and it will ruin the shirt

[gusty mirage]

I'll buy you a new shirt if you get me 400 div for a mirror

[spice spire]

Welcome to having a clingy cat man

[gusty mirage]

shit I'll buy you 10

[spice spire]

That’s gonna be your life

[gusty mirage]

I'll come put them on you in person too

on god

[gilded oasis]

fr fr no cap?

[gusty mirage]

habibiexpress rolling up w/ 10 fresh Tees

[balmy condor]

do you want my stuff? @wild lantern for sure isnt playing even though she still hasnt actually said the words out loud so you can have it

[gusty mirage]

no I don't want your stuff

I want you to play the game with me

[balmy condor]

do you need spiders

[gusty mirage]

no

I need a mirror so I can then farm 120 div for a mirror fee

so I can one shot things faster

[wild lantern]

I literally told you to not save money for me

[gilded oasis]

plz

[gusty mirage]

why are you doing beasts

[balmy condor]

but I have spider

[gusty mirage]

who hurt you

[gilded oasis]

no spooder

[gusty mirage]

wow

I can't believe I judged you for running beasts

[tired night]

Is there a way to sim all weapon rune and essence combos at once?

[gusty mirage]

when I've been lab running

[gusty mirage]

ye, sec lemme get you it

[balmy condor]

something different'

[tired night]

Dope. Am I able to sim it with gem combos as well?

[balmy condor]

bro idk how to say this

[drifting cloud]

is it time to exsang my dm yet

[balmy condor]

if you sim all your chromatic orb and weapon runes and gems

you're just gonna get 600 combinations within margin of error

I could re-enchant my rings and re-gem everything to haste/vers from mast/haste

and it's legit equal

it does not matter

[void mesa]

I dont think this is happening before november

[gusty mirage]

def not worth resimming all the gems

but

unless I typo'd something

should be good to go

change ilvl to 447 if you have the mythic one tho

[tired night]

Ah okay cool. I'm trying to find the best middleground with gems/enchants so I dont need to swap as much for sub but didn't realize it was that small

[gilded oasis]

i just run crit/mast it works fine

[balmy condor]

yeh

just go crit mast everything

and then swap your essence to vers for sub or something

[grand trail]

is this ptr waiting room now

[balmy condor]

it has been for the last year

[balmy condor]

yeah, as in "don't save money for me, I'm gonna log in later"

not "don't save money for me, I'm not playing"

[wild lantern]

[spice spire]

Can’t wait until the last week of October when @wild lantern needs ksm. That week gonna go brazy

[wild lantern]

I'm probably not gonna be able to get it if we're being realistic

I refuse to spend millions on it and I can't fuck you guys over because of my schedule

[spice spire]

Since when have you ever been realistic

It’s not a big deal just be assertive with your wants and if schedule can collide it’s an easy fix

I just like bullying you for trends

[gusty mirage]

no no

you don't talk her out of it

fuck you

I'm not doing that shit again

[storm forum]

What's Kx?

And should I schedule my last week of October carries in advance?

[spice spire]

I said if schedules meet

I’m more than Happy to help. But I’m also one of the few with a worse schedule than her

[hearty reef]

@earnest remnant what poison with KB? always amp?

[balmy condor]

:)

[hearty reef]

:3

[balmy condor]

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[shy pecan]

🙂

[balmy condor]

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[midnight mist]

:)

[spice spire]

@midnight mist when do I use Beacon in the opener

[midnight mist]

you hold after dn I think for sin right ?

[hearty reef]

dn????????????

[midnight mist]

[shy pecan]

@midnight mist

[midnight mist]

[midnight mist]

yez

im so bored

where tf is 10.2

[shy pecan]

Same

[spice spire]

After dn

[midnight mist]

dn????????????

[spice spire]

Yeah dis new patch

🙂

[midnight mist]

make sense

sorry english isnt my first language

avoid using abreviations pls

[spice spire]

It’s okay, I’m American, it’s barely mine!

[tired night]

Public school english is a different lagnuage

[quiet oar]

Oh noo

I will not fr fr no cap og

[hollow imp]

hey all, im just about to start playing sin in raid, and am struggling to get sepsis to apply improved garrote? is there something specific i need to do? also a quick sim showed only 2 applications in a 4 min fight, from stealth on pull and a vanish.

[void mesa]

Most of the time, its just, Sepsis-Garrote-Shiv. Once you see the debuff on the enemy timeout for Sepsis, you will gain a 10s Sepsis Buff that lets you get another imp garrote

Easy way, do Sepsis-Garrote-Shiv, once the debuff is gone, garrote again

And do not use Ambush if its not from Blindise during Sepsis

[hollow imp]

yeah thats what im doing, but its not applying it as improved? 🤔

[static glacier]

i dont think we ever use ambush in general

outside of Blindside procs

[balmy condor]

what do you mean by "it's not applying it as improved"

how are you measuring that

[void mesa]

that is indeed what I said yes

[hollow imp]

well i could be wrong here, but my WA glows specifically for improved garrote

[balmy condor]

yeah

that won't work unless you added sepsis to it

[hollow imp]

so a sepsis buffed imp garrote?

[balmy condor]

sepsis gives a sepsis buff that applies improved garrote

it's a separate aura

[gilded oasis]

imagine if improved garrote just had its own ID vs garrote

[hollow imp]

i seee, okay thanks, does it show in a quick sim as an certain arua?

[balmy condor]

uhhhhhhhhhh

[hollow imp]

probs espsis buff i guess