#assassination
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he's a very popular wow youtuber that eventually branched out into more general gaming news
and now all his wow content is just clickbait ripped from reddit
@slim hamlet also we already know the changes
50% clickbait 50% direct hate
lolol
Damn Realz be creepin in the rogue disc at 230 in the morning?
Gotta respect the commitment 
Timezones 
Lurking in the shadows
That's my time lol
he should be 8 hours behind
Thats when I wake up
time travel talent confirmed???
yooo
If you fly in an airplane you time travel 

if u sleep u time travel
Same if you drink a ton of liquor
sometimes i think
i dont
If you raid when you're really tired, you can also stop time 
Who would punish themselves like that?
or when you raid and wait for THOSE 2guys to finally stop dying
I mean thats fun to do in the bad discord channels
Would only be fun when patch notes are hitting in here
I still have PTSD
I think it was fun for us regulars tbh lol
When puzzle box, what poison, when exsang
I was sin noob and was still fun
But I also have multiple brain cells
maybe even in the double digits
hey, give my cell back

now the assa hype building just gives us endless "hey guys, haste?"
arguably more annoying
bro if PTR drops and like 2 seconds later some clueless sprout wobbles in and asks what best stats are now
I'm gonna lose it
34%
Thats why you have us here... To help keep you sane bro
Clearly int

Sin will be caster
it's not working
Yeaaaaah we definitely are helping 🙂

For that
but I'm also fully aware that no pin and no faq and no guide
that I will ever write
People need to read them
will ever be enough
Didn't even see you added new pin and I've been here for a while
I mean we still have people coming in here asking about fragment
so definitely won't xd
it gives you the red dot
help
How do I tell there's a new pin tho
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I hate you all
xd
Wtf
Red dot on the pin icon up top
The absolute worst thing is people unironically asking deadly vs instant poison
We broke him
like read the tooltip??
There's no red dot, you are a liar
I even added a thing at the top of the faq about poisons
and it didn't help
not one fucking bit
I mean
You shouldnt need to
10 year old me not knowing half english would be able to know from the game it self
shouldn't being the key word
hey i saw assa is better now, it sims 3,8 dps more in bloodmallet, what are the stat dr for assa, and should i replace all my vers gear with haste? also what embelishment?
Yes
And are we still playing exsang?
Is it worth to go max ilvl puzzle box > season 2 trinkets?
No kingsbane is bis
when are we using Vendetta?
i cant find vendetta in my spell book
Is kingsbane good in dungeons?
yep first step find nearest bridge to you that has no water underneath it and has a height of roughly 10 meters. Ideally this would be directly over a busy highway
Oh god we gotta stop before he kills us
Do I exsang before or after vandetta?
Do I have to emote the prayers or is it irl thing?
i asked for stat dr, wow, thats why elitist discord groups suck
Both
and I told you to stat dn
how bout that
with and without PI?
Everytime you press exsang
holy
Would it be optimal to just stay on my knees or should I switch on and off the gaming chair?
if I link a video in the pins so people don't have to read, would that help
You can stay on kneea
The problem is not people not liking to read, it's simply just not knowing pins are a thing

I didn't when I first joined
Then you added #assassination-READTHEPINS
or something close to that
so you're saying every major patch we just gotta rename the channel

I hate my life
@balmy condor saw kb best log assault kb bis now?
I remember we all fucking flaming the guys not reading the pins even when the channel was named it
Only if you have 13.57% haste and 39.70% crit
If you arent exactly on this ststs
I thought 34% was max crit
It wont work
Assassination can't be the only spec/channel that deals with this 
I think there's just more information about other specs
and I hate you too, I get linked color logs now from outlaw one tricks and they say some full braindead shit like "assa good now?"
idfk bro you linked me a 17 second mythic+35 kazzara rank 1 what the fuck do you expect me to say about this
Much more noob questions here it seems
i had someone ping me yesterday to ask me if KB was good cuz he saw the assault log
Just answer them tf
no lmao
tbf can just send them my way
I leave those shits on read
make chatgpt make an answer
where racoon 

We love raccoon
not really
just smoothbrains that disregarded the spec and then jumped on it the second it has 0,3% more sim dps, and think that swapping spec mid progress is a good idea
I'm not going to reward idiot behavior with an answer in my dms

But whisp
That’s wild that random people would just dm you
Yea I guess I mean that there is less common knowledge because it barely ever is meta
there's a billion things you can figure out by simply opening your eyes, reading whats on the screen, reading a guide
that's why they're there
guides exist
its a thing we quite enjoy is watching people try and copy what we do and not really understanding how it works
like in SL we had people try our Anduin int 2 skip strat as their prog kill
i mean, assa was the raid rogue spec for the entirety of BfA, and was equal with sub/outlaw in sanctum 
wowhead posts legit weekly log analysis of the specs
from heroic
mythic
boss damage
overall damage
if you can't even find the info yourself, just look at that
classic
- who the fuck played bfa. 2. who the fuck played sanctum
I don't get it
Sanctum was based
bfa had really good m+ and raids ok
HOLY
like
community literally has an IV feed directly into their skulls with knowledge and can't take advantage of it

bfa had the highest amount of geniuely good raids in a Expansion lol
I was noob in BFA so idk, but sanctum being good is sick take
🤝
sanctum was good though
It was really good
aintnoway
had someone say yesterday that the people on this discord arent really helpful
Early KT and Sylvanas where bad
so u sure about that
the rest was allright or good
unlucker
Only boss I really liked was painsmith and guardian
I’d say it is helpful when we’re not dooming
painsmith was goated
If I played mythic all the way I think I would like scripe guy
the only way this discord isn't helpful is if you ask legit the dumbest questions imaginable
That was gold
found it
and even then you'll be told where to find the info
based blue namer
Was this the pvp guy?
Well he did post a log and nobody had looked at it for 5 hours
Completely unhelpful community
oh he also literally joined yesterday
someone even looked at it when it's a m+ log which is just giga annoying to analyze
m+ logs are only for cooldown usage, dmg taken and other weird shit like that
change my mind
yeah but he probably didn't look at it helpfully
Well
Yea i suppose
half the logs from season 1 I saw were legit just obvious things like using exsang on dm
Well you dont have to look very hard to see that you shouldnt be using sectech outside of dance 
?
was just sending you sarcastic love ❤️
It wasn't hard to look at... The guy just was hitting buttons without reason and being like "Why my numbers so low?" 
I get kick from pug for low damage but I tell him, how my damage can be so low, I use hekili
Real
first you always say "trust the sim bot, trust the sims bro"
and when we use the bot that tells us how to play its wrong
smh my head, mixed signals


my favorite is when people hyper focus on their opener and ask why their damage is low. then link a log with like 45 seconds of downtime, 600 energy wasted on tea, and 80% rupture uptime
Yup, it’s just opener. Not the 5% uptime on your dots over four minutes, downtime, energy capping, etc.

every spec is unholy dk
Or Arcane Mage, especially from Legion 👀
my favorite is when you're having a good day
because then I know my friend shmeeps is happy
:3
“Why you guys so mean and bullying me?”
most unhelpful discord fr fr
we take a certain level of pride in our ability to never be not unhelpful
Huh

Honestly, after talking with a few people and being with a few discord for wow, this is like one of the rare gem of useful and chill chat
yeah idk if you can't read it that's your problem bud
I'm sworn to a strict policy of unhelpfulness
Typical shadow

my raid team calls me "off the meds" now
whenever i die
cuz i showed them whispyr's list
sounds like you did it to yourself


Same with people saying their damage is low, and then linking their stats asking if they should try to get more mastery or something.
Always hyperfocusing on irrelevant stuff


But guys my 15 log might become a 16 if I switch my mastery gear to crit gear
just earlier we had a question which sim to take
and they linked 2 sims
within margin
one with haste gems and the other with mastery
it just
idk
number doesn't change -> doesn't matter?
How to ruin Whispyr's day with 2 sims.
imagine eating compute time on raidbots servers for gems just for it to tell you that it's irrelevant
and then still not believe it
Because it's a robot, surely a human has a better answer.
Isnt whisp a bot
but wha tif hekili tells them that they need to change 1 gem because theyre going over stat dr by 3 crit, and if they dont they parse a -72?
it doesn't take into consideration real world factors, like stress, or humidity
how can we trust it
Bro, if my fingers are cold then I can't play as well so my sim should be lower to account for this.
Haste or mast for chrom orb?
whichever
Sim it

or take the all stat one
ask your raid leader first to see if all the buffs are even covered
My keyboard is broken, thats not considered in raidbots
Literally fake sim
I've been sub for awhile so I have 1% haste so I was thinking haste?
sounds good
But I'll sim to be sure
My sim doesn't even consider clicking, what the fuck does this robot even know.
my sim doesn't have nearly as much latency as my brain
Real chad
Raidbots clicks all buttons, just very fast 
True and real.
If you get good enough at clicking, you too can be as good as raidbots
Raidbots doesnt consider my dog Peeing on the floor
Like how can a bot not predict that
Fr
I actually use a second mouse, taped to the first mouse, so that I can click with my ring and pinky finger as well
that means I click twice as fast
puts me ahead of the competition
Fixed it shitty autocorrect
Fixed ruined it shitty autocorrect
Also means you can beat the gcd, just position the second mouse over every second spell cast.

every raid fight is just a race from one gcd to the next, and brother I'm losing
I mean raidbots doesnt consider Banana peeling
Just play dev evoker

Apparently some classic players used my stream to say that "Classic gameplay" (clicking) can compete with "Retail gameplay" (keybinding) to show that retail is easier than classic.
But I have seen nothing so far and it makes me sad
yeah I'm old too
are you a double amputee

I am speed
Bro the game is older than you

When I say my life is WoW, you better not test me.
I played so much of WoW casually until Shadowlands
That's when I started raiding mythic, when I finally began to despise WoW.

Decided to run a droptimizer for Sin just to see what I may want to grab from reclears. All my gear is tailored towards Sub/Outlaw so 0 haste and not as much mastery as may be liked. No shot Mythic class trinket is worse than a normal beacon.
Is this just one of those get more haste and it'll change things?
ye
For me atm class trinket sims the same as my M OCE that was 1400 dps higher than mythic bacon
or whatever that is it's hyper cursed considering essence is bis and a 1,6% loss for you
mythic raiding is the best and the worst and the best thing in the game
obviously depends what you selected for essence
What ever was default tbh.
Default is crit I believe
default is all stats no team buffs which is kinda bad
oh nvm that's worse
could also be crit but def no team buffs
Yeh team buffs are auto set to 0
Lets just throw it in there as Haste. Hang on I'll run it again. Also wearing some rings I had in my bag with some haste on them xD
all buffs > crit for me last time I simmed 
Wait
I know how to ruin the Sin chat
4577 Critical Strike
2643 Haste
686 Versatility
4595 Mastery (4025 without OCE)
The exact stats of the BiS sin sim for ST using dtb build currently.
(Also as a reminder please do not actually use this to guage anything, I only used this to itemise because I was literally full BiS gear. Sim your gear.)
Okay, yeah. Getting 10% haste has made a difference xD
pog
https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/qc2pJ8g6vtmJpSm7j3FoDS
With OCE set to haste as well.
And ally buffs.
Doubt I'll get my hands on one tbh.
Unless its from Vault a bunch of people higher on the list for their main spec than me wanting to dabble during reclear.
I had to get mine from vault, my whole raid team was higher on the list than the 2 rogues.

So is OCE/Bomb preferable to Nelth in a BiS setup?
I thought it was Nelth due to ilvl.
It is whenever it starts simming higher ig
It's identical for me compared to OCE
But yeh it has the factor of either being high or low which can technically make it better than OCE if you're lucky.
Or worse

Fair enough. I wanna play Sin a bit so just trying to work out the gearing path of things I can probably grab as drops and stuff I want from vault.
Even if things may not be immediate obvious upgrades.
you're always the same
always wonderful

Not true considering how hard I lowrolled my performance for destiny raid release this week
you on the other hand are always wonderful 


true
Same
Welcome my son

That seems like dog nepotism 


what raid utility do we have?
Atrophic
so, im assuming as assassin i would never get a slot over a monk or shaman?
3% dr was pretty big on sark
as much as 3% isnt "needed" people will still build raid comps around it
hmm. I currently am the only monk in my raid team but dont enjoy ww that much and looking to switch is why i am asking
What level do you play at
heroic
Switch
The ideal comp stuff we’re talking about aren’t even really necessary for a CE guild
we are also building for mythic next raid
Then recruit a monk
nah we dont fail heroic
Unless you’re going for like top 150-200 region just play whatever you think is the most fun and get enjoyment out of. Trying to be the hero of the group to fill a raid buff and being miserable playing it isn’t going to do you any good when you’re wiping to the same mechanic for 80 pulls in a row
Guys any specific Tipps for a new Assa player
read faq and learn how sepsis works 
Maintain everything and then press envenom
And then press all your cooldowns
And then press envenom again
@balmy condor Is PTR live yet
Brother it’s 10:45 on a Monday
I was making a joke at that person that asked that 
@balmy condor what do I bind shiv to
bind it to F

you macro it to envenom

By brain is fried from playing zelda for like 10 hours.
Press F to quench the grief within
wanted to ask u yday,u can skip the answer if u like but how old r u
Congrats!! Boy or girl?

The child, I mean
your voice sounds alot older coz i was certain u were much younger yup
was in conflict,had to ask
You're pregnant 😊
hot
have that smoker voice lol
bad habits lol 😄
the car exhaust fumes age him three times as fast as normal
dont actually smoke
Are u ok?Hope its not somekind of condition
lol
oh it's a condition alright
I'll tell you that
he parks in the handicap spot at work
wtf
bruh
intimately familiar
give me one more week alone with the guy and I'll get a shower selfie
I'm working him up to it
hot
Assa channel is just so passionate
wheres oxi when people are getting all flirty and shit

can i ping you whispyr?
if u wanna get banned
but specifically you can't
from all internet services
he said it, not me
scammed
stealthi living up to expectations,marking his territory
@blazing jewel surely tomorrow right
aint no way
and megadungy daggy
silence augvoker slampiece
im about to end this mans career
I was about to type
(hes looking up my logs right now)
your turn
what boss is that lol
kazzara
if I did I did not know it lmfao
wait hold
unfortunate
execute pi btw
wasnt using it as an excuse its just funny
that its a singular PI
I think the boomie that was getting it died
@indigo ether
just wait
Be nice :)
❤️
only 30 sec faster here
well kazzara yeah
this is how danes are nice right
you're running out of time to actually be faster
gotta start counting kill times in negative numbers
nelth as well
you can only go for boss dmg parse on Sark
nothing else
i would need some stupid af rng
to get close to rank 1 overall with 1 set of adds
I'm unsure how I'm supposed to do even close to 157k on kazzara tomorrow
was cts in dm/tier set
thats some vile ass up time

12 sophic procs
+ 13 suffering procs
stealthi I think I need coaching, how do I make my sophic and cts proc during my cooldowns
he paid for pi that pull but the healer fucked up their macro btw
I'm fucked then
LMFAO
is that "he" you
you need to put skill points in luck, its easy
oh it mustve been a random pi
whispyr xDDDD
right when I pressed my deathmark
wtf is usurped from beyond
sark cloak
that there whispyr is from my 157k
not that good rng on that
we go to the moon this coming reset trust

aint happening
*shadow dance window
It's insane how I'd rather sophic proc twice as often for half the agi
im in speed mode no sub playtime for me atm
because this shit is ridiculous
just understood u are daps
u ape 😄

hi
I LOVE SOPHIC
at least we don't play cowl anymore
whats the issue with cowl
spicy one on pull on my rashok whispyr
would you take this over the annulet/eggnog ring RNG
rest was of em was just taking the piss
should've just killed in 45 seconds L
TRUE
bruh i want none of it
bring back bfa / sl wep enchants
Are any of the other weapon enchants more consistent to the point that they would be feel-craft preferred over sophic droughts?
our magmorax is so fast i need to bribe our pala for cdr
no
all the weapon enchants are the same proc rate, except the effect is simply worse
you can run 1 sophic 1 wafting
which then technically splits the procs
range of it is lower than acro range
I tried that this week
it fucking sucks
you just get two things that don't proc

bro i bet during that overlap you were pumping
insane 15s damage window
yeah during that overlap 1:20 into the fight
where I'm holding shiv for sepsis
and not doing anything

I like making fun of the warrior for his short arms tho
get some tarot cards, we gotta check when im proccing in the fight
wait it's crazy
2 shivs
during my procs
well, the sophic didn't cover the other one
how can i get this timeline stuff for buffs in with different buffs in wcl?
you just pin the buffs
pins it to the top
ah thanks alot
no u
lets see if I can find a single instance in my reclear last week where I had sophic wafting and trinket line up
aight forget it
I'm already over it
gotta get that OCE whisp to cut down that rng stuff
there's like 15 people in raid who still need it
i got covid again
like actual upgrade need it
oops this isnt off topic
you will have it in your box tmrw
no shot
yea
ur licking fucking toilet seats or what
nop
idfk
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who decided these fucking procs were a good idea
you might honestly
I just wanna talk to the guy
Did someone play with heirloom dagger and sl enchant already?
this was my r1 sark btw stealthi

honestly the most annoying part is seeing people completely gap you, while playing like an idiot (me) just because they got good rng
Gloomblade wanted to try this
dogshit game
nelth on pull, wafting for the first half, nelth on third, and then my fourth deathmark was dry
I have 3 procs
not a single one during my last deathmark
proud of u
how does that happen
call to chaos is honestly the worst offender
it sims well cause of averages
but doing a 3 min pull and getting 1 proc
makes you wanna shoot yourself
its my weapon enchants that are off in fucking tibet
what am I supposed to do with this
I feel like they want this idea of 'powerful proc' to be a thing, and then you feel good (
when u get it??
idk
cuz u dont even notice it since its passive
but then people who track these thigns just get fraustrated
the minigame of buying the enchantment and putting it on your weapon is good enough i think
like im not sure why something that doesnt effect gameplay should be procs like this
its mostly just annoying for people trying to minmax
yeah I mean they want the proc to be good and big and feel good when you get it
but then they never add a proc that feels good
when you have such massive swings in dps
I don't think heroic andy feels anything when sophic procs
just in pure 1 rppm bullshit
literally just high uptime low impact please
heroic andy looks at details and goes "wow my dps was higher that pull, I must've played well"
thats the thing though, if the proc itself doesnt change your gameplay, then it just becomes a bother when you dont get it
and then it was an augvoker and a sophic proc on pull
like it isn't even a good feeling for the people who don't track it
it's just a complete failure
like the upside of oh nice i got a call proc during dance is so miuch worse than the WTF BOSS IS IMMUNE AND NOW IM PROCCING IS THE HOME DEPOT NOOSE STILL SALE STILL GOING?
when the people that do track it are losing their minds because it's trash, and the people that don't track it can't notice it
why does it exist
So remember how I said i have no internet.
Turns out someone litteraly cut the wire for me and two other apartments. what a piece of shit.
wth.
just so that people can have a 10% swing in dps from one pull to the next?
for fun?
Cts proccing everytime you go down in sarka
does keep people playing
couldnt have said it better. its hard to justify its existance in this format...
Love it
rnging rank 1 sure is a dopamine thrill
The void squid while collecting haste buffs
who exactly is playing because of it
I'm not logging in to try for rank 1 and praying for sophic
I'm logging in because it's reclear
and I would've logged in anyway
who are all these people that keep playing because sophic proc rate is low
and it's forcing them to log in more
tell me daps
give me a name

im pretty sure its making the 'parse monkeys' wnana play less if their parse is somewhat heavily influenced by 3 bs 1 rppm procs.
even if such people exist
no because the theoretical highs are there
I don't think blizzard is designing weapon enchants to get a couple hours more play time out of the 3 dozen of those guys in the world
i mean metrics are everything
hours played is a very valuable metric to the suits
daps are you reading what I am saying
it doesn't feel like you are
no metric is getting influenced because sophic is 1 rppm instead of 2 or 3
no
either way its shitty and not very fun to have to deal with
0 + 0 is 0
like the people who really wnana parse, they get to parse once a week anyways. and they woulda logged on anyways to do the reclear cuz its raid time
and now they have to deal with a bunch of procs that can heavily influence their dps
and now we're back at home depot rope sales
piano wire is cheaper smh
casual
Scana everyday I learn from you. thank you for your wisdom 

thinking that this is a real thing is some grade A Daps moment

he's an eepy boy
wtf
yeha, sorry daps, but thinking "sophi procrate exists to pad gametime" is some "they track the menstrual cycle of women trough the xbox kinect to sell adds" shit

i mean rng where its not needed exists purely to extend gameplay hours
gonna be hard to convince me otherwise
not everything exists as some malicous conspiracy to pad gametime by higher ups
are there things? yeha sure
reminder that most dev's work at gaming companies cus they really REALLY fucking love gaming
like, otherwhise you would not work in that branch
do they deserve a positive mindset really?
the suits that is
ofc there are ideas that just exists to keep you playing, but if you think all dev's are out for your money like oxi is for coffe, idk man
gaming has become a horror show over the last few years
random procs have always been around.
2023 is 1 of the best years for gaming in the last 2 decades mate lol
Crusader was a monster swing
like, only 2017 comes close
parsing culture, however, has been around for less than 10 years
idk bout that
parse culture and speed kills and shit was definitely a thing in wrath
they just weren't as loud because they were more "elitist" or whatever word
logs have gotten better
and bigger
and easier to use
but the underlying culture has always been there
@rigid mango Hey, I was thinking of going back to playing assa rogue and was wondering if vulpera is bis now?
Whispyr was playing Vulpera for a bit, so I think they must be.

i had the #2 zskarn assa log for a couple days as vulpera
so yeha
best

(kill racials allready jesus christ)
hours away from 10.2 PTR
or the reset after that
or maybe even the reset after that one
could be the one after that as well
or after that
we have no idea

@earnest remnant hey umm mr rogue man I saw you were playing !kingsbane on assault of the zaqali. can you pretty please update your BIS sheet for rogue gearing I want to do big dps like that on the big assault man
late to the party
but i think twlight dev should be a enchant, nerfed for balance but same model for visual stimli
step1: have a 30-40sec kill timer
step2: have kingsbane talented
step3: idk, the mirror trinket for mainstat i gues???

touché
just use fragment and don't press mutilate 
galaxy brain
Just proc blindside
huge cope
I was big believer that we get ptr with this reset but whispyr corrupted my mind and I don't think so more 🙈:(
There was no hints or information about 10.2 at all. I think we get some of that before ptr
id say its the best in the last 5 years maybe
but we had even better years before
What kind of information have we gotten previously?
You guys using the same ST build for echo?
Same build for every fight
my raid group is using lust for adds phase and i feel like im missing a ton of dmg not running CT or IC
Taking those talents makes your st piss
you are missing a lot of dmg running CT or IC
Adds are pad on that fight
ikr
Your aoe for nelth is praying your poison bomb procs when they’re grouped
And the 3k damage your fan hits for 
and that fan actually gives you more than 1 point 
yeah fok not givng me full cp is very trollish
but i think sin has a very nice niche for phase 2
im delaying Dm for the voice spawn and putting garrote and rup on nelth and voice
Sins niche rn is bossfuckerx (sort by boss damage and ignore the all damage section)
nice dmg
if im not wrong i should get 4 bleeds that way
very nice funneling
about ig and subterfuge interaction: if i would run subterfuge from main tree, would all garrote i press from stelth vanish be IG?
why would yo do that is the question
You kinda get that already
but its built into ig

Huge ambush value
lmao even
Idk but your prophecy failed 😦
ambush value on assault so you can use fragment 
but only if you get blindside procs after, now you need procs for a top log
sounds like fun
Kyle irl circa 2023
even more procs*
whats happening
echo with trials?
atleast you dont need to play enha like me 
i mean its fun but the consistency with storm build is just yikes
Wish we have enha
but who plays storm build 
is this a real question?
ye, im pretty sure like 90% of shamys play elementalist
no way sherlock, on sark/echo/zskarn ye
shamy discord bamboozled me, i once asked and they told me storm sucks
Finally sarka is dead yey, ending with a 119k on boss dmg without monk
big gz
.2 announcement waiting room now ye ?
I'm looking forward to being able to farm Dawn's dagger in the next tier so I never see it drop :))
No questionmark ping though 
No bait ping either, which is for the better
yet
no questionmark ping yet
i think it is fairly limited
you can't do stuff like ping a cooldown or mana bar
afaik you can put them in macros and do @target etc
That's quite interesting
But I wonder how it would work
Since a lot of people play without bars really
Like make a ping macro which also shows an icon to everyone
similar to league of legends
"CD ping and this is my CD I'm pinging you about", you can't do this now but it would be interesting
when you can ping cooldowns
or stuff and it would post sth in chat
pings allow some additional form of communication
Ye it's quite cool
also would make pugging a lot easier
is there a reason the class tree without resounding clarity isn't recommended even though it sims higher?
it should probably be a yell or smth tho, cause nobody is looking in the chat i would assume
unless you have a talkative group





